The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[TheSailingRabbit]

I think the Recess thread derailed.

Rails? Where we're going, we don't need...rails.

No. But can we have this action figure exhibition first, before the four of us (and Baron, I guess) go on some big adventure?

[Huggs]

One of you is lying.

Did I forget to mention that I was forced to do it, and I thought I was going to die?

"It'll be fine" they said. "Nothing bad is going to happen" they said.

Oh yeah, some big fat comfort that was when I was straddling the beast, staring up at nothing but sky and death felt imminent.

I believe you. I don't believe Voodoo.

No sensible Predator chooses a mouse as his steed.

As well you should. I have photographic evidence, much to my dismay.

I think the Recess thread derailed.

Rails? Where we're going, we don't need...rails.

No. But can we have this action figure exhibition first, before the four of us (and Baron, I guess) go on some big adventure?

Of course. Business and pleasure come first. We can go to the Canadian border and hijack a shipment of ketchup flavored potato chips.

[TheSailingRabbit]

One of you is lying.

Did I forget to mention that I was forced to do it, and I thought I was going to die?

"It'll be fine" they said. "Nothing bad is going to happen" they said.

Oh yeah, some big fat comfort that was when I was straddling the beast, staring up at nothing but sky and death felt imminent.

I believe you. I don't believe Voodoo.

No sensible Predator chooses a mouse as his steed.

As well you should. I have photographic evidence, much to my dismay.

Don't show me.

Why has he disappointed me today? The blind date he set me up with was awful. Nothing like the pictures you showed me.

[Huggs]

One of you is lying.

Did I forget to mention that I was forced to do it, and I thought I was going to die?

"It'll be fine" they said. "Nothing bad is going to happen" they said.

Oh yeah, some big fat comfort that was when I was straddling the beast, staring up at nothing but sky and death felt imminent.

I believe you. I don't believe Voodoo.

No sensible Predator chooses a mouse as his steed.

As well you should. I have photographic evidence, much to my dismay.

Don't show me.

Why has he disappointed me today? The blind date he set me up with was awful. Nothing like the pictures you showed me.

Never trust a mouse.

[TheSailingRabbit]

One of you is lying.

Did I forget to mention that I was forced to do it, and I thought I was going to die?

"It'll be fine" they said. "Nothing bad is going to happen" they said.

Oh yeah, some big fat comfort that was when I was straddling the beast, staring up at nothing but sky and death felt imminent.

I believe you. I don't believe Voodoo.

No sensible Predator chooses a mouse as his steed.

As well you should. I have photographic evidence, much to my dismay.

Don't show me.

Why has he disappointed me today? The blind date he set me up with was awful. Nothing like the pictures you showed me.

Never trust a mouse.

I have mouse friends. That was a separate event.

[Huggs]

Oh, well in that case don't trust Voodoo either. Unless you need fast magic, of the Voodoo persuasion.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Oh, well in that case don't trust Voodoo either. Unless you need fast magic, of the Voodoo persuasion.

He lied to me!

[Huggs]

Nothing like the pictures you showed me.

Now just hold on there. Those were Giger portraits for the salad bar.

Oh, well in that case don't trust Voodoo either. Unless you need fast magic, of the Voodoo persuasion.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Nothing like the pictures you showed me.

Now just hold on there. Those were Giger portraits for the salad bar.

They were?

Then what was the . . . armor picture . . .

[Huggs]

Nothing like the pictures you showed me.

Now just hold on there. Those were Giger portraits for the salad bar.

They were?

Then what was the . . . armor picture . . .

Oh, that was just something we were looking at on Ebay. I have...no idea how that got in there actually.

It was supposed to be a picture of Hudson and Drake.

(chucks picture over shoulder)

You were always safe. There was a HIVE team on standby in case the creep got fresh.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Nothing like the pictures you showed me.

Now just hold on there. Those were Giger portraits for the salad bar.

They were?

Then what was the . . . armor picture . . .

Oh, that was just something we were looking at on Ebay. I have...no idea how that got in there actually.

It was supposed to be a picture of Hudson and Drake.

(chucks picture over shoulder)

You were always safe. There was a HIVE team on standby in case the creep got fresh.

That doesn't seem extreme?

[Huggs]

Well, the security budget being what it is right now, it was really just...me and Verm.

And Verm was busy eating ketchup chips.

I asked Baron if he wanted to tag along, but he's busy with that whole "World Domination" business.

[TheSailingRabbit]

And Verm was busy eating ketchup chips.

That's disgusting.

[Huggs]

I may or may not have had some.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I may or may not have had some.

Don't come into my gallery with ketchup on your hands. Don't even look at my exhibits with ketchup on your hands.