The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[Necronomicon II]

Is this the place for explicit Fassbender gifs? 

[The Old One]

"I'd be delighted."

[Huggs]

This is the place where minds run wild. Unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

A love triangle!

Gads! I knew it!

The AvPGalaxy Soap Opera.

But knowing this thread it would actually be an opera about a bar of soap. Or at least, the effects of soap. Wet, glistening buns all soaped up. The hot lather, the loofah sliding down between...as my hands...uhh...

[TheSailingRabbit]

This is the place where minds run wild. Unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

This is therapy.

A love triangle!

Gads! I knew it!

The AvPGalaxy Soap Opera.

But knowing this thread it would actually be an opera about a bar of soap. Or at least, the effects of soap. Wet, glistening buns all soaped up. The hot lather, the loofah sliding down between...as my hands...uhh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLNbwh4XNt8

I worked hard on those buns for the burgers. You guys gotta stop stealing them and throwing them in the sink.

[Huggs]

I worked hard on those buns for the burgers. You guys gotta stop stealing them and throwing them in the sink.

You didn't tell us they were homemade!

And besides, I don't bathe in the sink anymore.

For the love of God it wasn't me!

[TheSailingRabbit]

I worked hard on those buns for the burgers. You guys gotta stop stealing them and throwing them in the sink.

You didn't tell us they were homemade!

And besides, I don't bathe in the sink anymore.

For the love of God it wasn't me!

Then who was it?

[Baron Von Marlon]

I'm gonna put lavender over your refrigerators as soon as your turn your backs. But not before I'll mail some woolen tuxedos to your aunties and uncles.
Try frying your way out of these sockpuppets for a change!

[TheSailingRabbit]

I knew it was you. Shoulda known since you hijacked the nurse's office.

[Huggs]

I knew it was you. Shoulda known since you hijacked the nurse's office.

What!? Who dares to hijack a house of love?

I ain't havin' this sh*t.

Libérez la maison de l'amour!!!

[Necronomicon II]

[Baron Von Marlon]

Fassy deserves an Oscar at some point. Even though I think the Oscars are meaningless and stupid.

Back on topic:
Gonna pick some strawberries from your nightstand and put them in every left shoe you own.

[TheSailingRabbit]

The bunnies already do that. Although, they don't always get the shoes. I've found strawberry goop on Hicks, my queen, and my stuffed Pikachu, and Hudson was licking it off.

[Huggs]

The wind is blowin', the snow is fallin', and I'm sitting here trying to write a country song called, "let it dangle"(tm).

[TheSailingRabbit]

The playground is frozen over.

We're stuck inside listening to lectures on Engineer civilization, and philosophy.

When is Hicks's class, so we can learn about cool stuff?

[Huggs]

It's been canceled.

He's so frosty he can't move.