Same as the Alien dialogue thread but all movies are game.
The object is trying to maintain a loose dialogue while using quotes from different movies.
Edit: screw the dialogue, just post movie quotes, whatever you like. Except Alien/Predator stuff.
You can use the same movie more than once, just not two times in a row.
And maybe add the title of the movie you're quoting.
What's that go to do with it, man? I said I'd buy you a drink! You don't have to buy me one! Now, drink it down!
-Wake In Fright (1971)
Now there's a fella who can't hold his liquor - (Back to the Future 3)
You know how to read, you ignorant f***? - The Shawshank Redemption
I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
-Anchorman
A kid? I smoke, I snort. I've killed and robbed. I'm a man.
-City of God
It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. You take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have - (Unforgiven)
An old man dies, a young woman lives. Fair trade.
-Sin City
"We don't need no stinking badges"
.
Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Here's a seven-point suppository, Captain. (The Enforcer)
"I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is." Clarke, (The Thing, 1982)
I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed--or worse, expelled." - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
"Most people lost in the wild, they die of shame."
-The Edge
That's right, sir! That is the password for admittance. But may I ask, what is the password...for the house?
-Eyes Wide Shut
Most don't seem to get it, but this is supposed to be a dialogue, a conversation.
Not just random quotes
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Nov 15, 2018, 02:58:51 PM
Most don't seem to get it, but this is supposed to be a dialogue, a conversation.
Not just random quotes
The links are subtle, but they're there.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Nov 15, 2018, 02:58:51 PM
Most don't seem to get it, but this is supposed to be a dialogue, a conversation.
Not just random quotes
Probably adding instructions to your first post would help... :)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Nov 15, 2018, 03:04:33 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Nov 15, 2018, 02:58:51 PM
Most don't seem to get it, but this is supposed to be a dialogue, a conversation.
Not just random quotes
Probably adding instructions to your first post would help... :)
"Nobody's perfect"
-Some Like It Hot
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Nov 15, 2018, 03:49:17 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Nov 15, 2018, 03:04:33 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Nov 15, 2018, 02:58:51 PM
Most don't seem to get it, but this is supposed to be a dialogue, a conversation.
Not just random quotes
Probably adding instructions to your first post would help... :)
"Nobody's perfect"
-Some Like It Hot
( Ha! Bravo! )
"A wise man once said: There are no perfect men in the world; only perfect intentions."
-Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
We need to forge a new past, and by extension a new future, with hopefully...a new present..........caught in the middle. (Best of Times)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Nov 15, 2018, 03:04:33 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Nov 15, 2018, 02:58:51 PM
Most don't seem to get it, but this is supposed to be a dialogue, a conversation.
Not just random quotes
Probably adding instructions to your first post would help... :)
I thought the word dialogue would be enough. Otherwise it would just the movie quote thread.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 15, 2018, 04:43:27 PM
We need to forge a new past, and by extension a new future, with hopefully...a new present..........caught in the middle. (Best of Times)
All I need is my music. I've seen my path today, and I'm gonna take it, and some day, I'll make my masterpiece, and you'll all be proud of me.
-Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
"Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile, you f*ck."
- The Last Boy Scout ;)
Who said that?
Who the f**k said that?
Who's the slimy communist cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?
-Full Metal Jacket
I'm up here, ya big horse's a**! Come and get me! (Home Alone)
Okey dokey. Here we go.
-Hannibal
Eat lead slackers! (Back to the Future 2)
Loud noises!
-Anchorman
"Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired."
- Commando
Looks dead to me.
(Jeepers Creepers 2)
f**k this asshole. Let's go back to the station and cornhole us a drunk.
-Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back
You muthaf*cka's need Jesus
(Bad Boys 2)
Eight-year-olds, Dude.
-The Big Lebowski
They killed my pine!
(Back to the Future)
The pines were roaring on the height, the winds were moaning in the night, the fire was red, it flaming spread, the trees like torches blazed with light.
-The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
You see that? That's an entire city on fire.
(Fury)
Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!
-Talladega Nights
"You'd be amazed what you'll agree to when you're on fire."
- End Of Days
Hey, what have I got to lose? A great American product, right?
- (Tommy Boy)
Anything you put in my mouth, you're gonna lose. - The Shawshank Redemption
You're missin' some teeth.
(Home Alone)
He's nothing without his choppers! - Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Put the dice..in your mouth!!
(Jumanji)
He got a real pretty mouth, ain't he?
-Deliverance
Ow! Somethin' bit me!
(Forrest Gump)
"I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass!"
-JAWS
Well it sure as hell ain't Jacques Cousteau.
(Smokey and the Bandit 3)
Chill, Winston. It's only Plank.
-Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels
I know, but it's like he's ahead of us all the time. He's stalking us for God's sake!
(The Edge)
Listen, let's get down to brass tacks here. How much for the ape ?
-Fear And Loathing...
Have you come to save your apes?
-War for the Planet of the Apes
Not the hairy one, take me!
- Rocket Man
You're a smelly pirate hooker.
-Anchorman
How in the name of Zues' BUTTHOLE! did you get out of your cell?
- The Rock
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 21, 2018, 03:34:20 AM
How in the name of Zues' BUTTHOLE! did you get out of your cell?
- The Rock
My attorney had made a fool of himself.
-Fear And Loathing...
Exactly. Because isn't the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate?
-Legally Blonde
Is that right ? Well, I guess you're about ready then, aren't ya ?
-Fear And Loathing...
"You don't understand! I could have had class! I could of been a contender! I could of been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."
-On the Waterfront
Where's my goddamn money, you bum?!
-The Big Lebowski
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Nov 15, 2018, 01:38:27 PM
"Most people lost in the wild, they die of shame."
-The Edge
"What one man can do...so can another"
The Edge
"Listen! We're not just doing this for money! We're doing it for a sh*t load of money!"
-Spaceballs
@Darwinsgirl The mission is to post quotes as dialogue, to follow the loose narrative we create. ;D
I'm talking about 40 million f**king Deutschmark here, Bob. 40 million f**king Deutschmark!
I told you to wire the money to Geneva last week. I say Geneva, you hear Helsinki, huh?!
-Freddy Got Fingered
"Look, money may be your god but it ain't mine, alright? I want a warm bath and a cup of tea"
-The Bank Job
The British Empire was built on cups of tea.
-Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels
Mum, you're so...... big!
Back to the Future 2
Look at me, I'm a big fat slob! I've got bigger titties than you do! Sorry, I farted.
-Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Slider....you stink.
He's the smelly kid of the class, I let him become the smelly kid in class; what the hell's the matter with me.
-Big Daddy
You're a sensitive boy, Tommy.
-Snatch
Did they hurt ya son?
- The Grapes of Wrath
I'll tell you, those fellas, they got the looks,they got the curves, they got the chi-chi's,and then at some point during the evening,you reach down below the belt looking to get a little muffellita, and you get a handful of the Battle of the Bulge.
-Anchorman 2
The colossal pr*ck even managed to sound magnanimous.
- The Shawshank Redemption
Rommel . . . you magnificent bastard, I read your book! - Patton
Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHGHHHHHHH!!!!
-Dumb and Dumber
And now... A yak. Yak! Yahahahahaaak!
-Ace Ventura 2
Shoot her!!! Shooooot her!!!
-Muldoon
Jurassic Park
Shoot me! Shoot me! Shoot me! Shoot me!
-Lethal Weapon
Drop it! Drop it! Drop it!
- Saving Private Ryan
Put the cookie down! Now! - Jingle All the Way
You should not drink and bake.
-Raw Deal
Hey... ...we just want to say to all you other drivers out there... ...if you smell a delicious, crispy smell after the race... ...it's not your tailpipe, it's a little bit... ...of shake.... And then bake.
-Talladega Nights
Hey man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tail pipe!
- Beverly Hills Cop
On a related note I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife.
-Hannibal
Frankie... The little guy, he wouldn't be f**kin' the Jew's wife, would he? Because if he is... it's a problem.
-Casino
You're a funny guy!
- Goodfellas
You're right, Nigel, but calm down, calm down.
-This Is Spinal Tap
Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline.
- Kindergarten Cop
You really want that throat rip, don't you?
-MacGruber
What we have here, is failure to communicate.
- Cool Hand Luke
Was there no communication in this car ? Had we deteriorated to the level of dumb beasts?
-Fear And Loathing...
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 01, 2018, 12:44:38 AM
What we have here, is failure to communicate.
- Cool Hand Luke
Nice one. Wanted to use that earlier but was holding back.
Your witchcraft would've had me crawling on all fours like a beast!
-LOTR
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 01, 2018, 03:50:55 AM
Your witchcraft would've had me crawling on all fours like a beast!
-LOTR
Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways. ::)
-Star Wars.
I am he of empty crib and stillborn foal. I am he whose coming the stars hath foretold.
I am he with heartforged by blackest coal.I am he who makest whole the glorious goal of Satan's unborn soul!
Now reveal unto me the name of God.
-Warlock
Something good happens, "It's His will." Something bad happens, "He moves in mysterious ways." You take that that overblown press kit they call the Bible. You look for the answer in there, what do they tell you? Shit happens.
-End of Days
For every shadow, no matter how deep, is threatened by morning light.
-The Fountain
You sound insane, do you realize that? You should be medicated.
-Step Brothers
You see, I'm quite...dead.
- The Wolfman (2010)
I am dead, but this is what happens when you smoke your boy.
-How High
Thug life!
-Pineapple Express
An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los f**king Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.
- In Bruges
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick a**.
- They Live
Well, I've got news for you, pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.
-Army Of Darkness
I can't believe this macho b*llshit.
-Commando
Why? Because we're smart? 'Cause we look different?
-Revenge Of The Nerds
Bullshit, I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair!
- Full Metal Jacket
Good teacher! He really seems to care! About what I have no idea.
-Back to School
Correct ! Naked force has resolved more conflicts throughout history than any other factor. The contrary opinion, that violence doesn't solve anything, is merely wishful thinking at its worst. People who forget that always die.
- Starship Troopers
I'll show you. Check this out. Just spread my cheeks and you can see the stink nuggets.
-Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back
I don't have time for this little personal descent into madness of yours.
- Best Of Times
Edit: screw the dialogue, just post movie quotes, whatever you like. Except Alien/Predator stuff.
So what you gotta do is serve fried bats?
-Anchorman 2: Supersized R-Rated Edtion
That's disgusting
Ginger - The Terminator
"It's finger-lickin' good!" - Severen,
Near DarkBeen waiting for this opportunity.
I feel like a Kentucky Fried Idiot - Rocky Balboa - Rocky II
"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!"
-Dumb and Dumber
"That's right, sir! That is the password... for admittance. But may I ask, what is the password... for the house?"
-Eyes Wide Shut
"There's this one kid, we call him Mongo on account of he's a mongoloid. He got out of his cage once and..."
-There's Something About Mary
I hate these press cases, especially the weird press cases. Hal Vukovitch, The Terminator
The consequences of that could be disastrous. - Back to the future
"But Mr. Brown, that's too close to Mr. Shit."
Reservoir Dogs
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you: Eddie Cusack , Code of Silence
OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
-The Other Guys
I can't believe this macho bullshit. - Cindy, Commando
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
-Airplane
I used to think you're crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
-Goldmember
I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shop owner and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.
-Wayne's World 2
Supple leather, you know it?
- Bad Boys 2
Hey, Shana, it's Congressman Cam Brady here.
l just stepped away from a family dinner to tell you l wish l wasn't eating fried steak.
l wish l was eating Shana pussy. Seriously, baby, you get me so hard my dick presses against my zipper...
...and it hurts like a motherf**ker.
What else?
Oh, hey, l got your parents tickets to The Producers.
And, oh, yeah, let's do something crazy weird next time...
...like lick each other's buttholes in a Denny's bathroom.
All right, l gotta go. Cam Brady in '012.
-The Campaign (2012)
You want to kiss me mother***er? - Sausage Party
No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how - Gone with the Wind
Stop crying you sniveling ass.
Stop your nonsense.
You're just the afterbirth, Eli.
The slithered out on your mother's filth.
They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantelpiece.
-There Will Be Blood
Glass? Who gives a sh*t about glass? - Die Hard
First name Mister. Last Name Glass - Glass
Crack is the final frontier. That's why they call that room the Enterprise.
People sit down and light that glass dick and take a hit.
-New Jack City
"f**king females is for poofs."
-Layer Cake
"Well now, I'm not gonna talk about Judy. In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it."
- Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
"Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shit in her face?"
-Pulp Fiction
Nah man, that's wolverine
- Transformers
"This man suffers from a bad heart. But I have plenty of medicine. My name is Dr. Gonzo."
-Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
Needing people. Isn't it a bitch?
- The Edge
It'll be just like in the movies, pretending to be someone else
- Mulholland Drive
"My name's Dirk Diggler."
-Boogie Nights
I'm my own bitch now!
- Atomic Blonde
"And when we get in my office, you'll tell me you want to marry Murtaugh, or your mother, or Nelson Mandela."
-Lethal Weapon 4
Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.
- Mean Girls
"Wise choice. Besides, you wouldn't want to go near our special sauce tonight.
Some of the guys and I added an extra ingredient, if you know what I mean."
-Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
The dude hocked on my burger!
- Dumb and Dumber
Oh, Boo Hoo
- Birds of Prey: Harley Quinn
"Yo, this tastes like piss and flies, don't it? But, at least the shit was free."
-Clerks 2
What kind of tea do you want?
- Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
"How about some ether?"
-Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
How about no! Ya crazy dutch b@$tard!
- Goldmember
"Well, come on, then before zee Germans get here."
-Snatch
You know how I pretty much moved here to escape my family?
- The Incredible Jessica James
"Not with my goods. Got a toothbrush? We're going to London."
-Snatch
London Engalund
- Austin Powers
"The Queen will be there as Ludwig's guest."
-The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
God save King George!
-The Patriot
How is it that an innocent, young girl makes a fool of my brother? Armed only with a nail. If she'd had a sword she would have taken my kingdom. Bring me the King's daughter and you let her slip right through your tiny little fingers. ::) How? You swore that you would protect me! You swore! Now there's no one I can trust. No one! There's no loyalty, no loyalty. None! Not even from you! >:(
- Snow White and the Huntsman
B*tch please
- Skull Island
Oh, nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder on the aeroplane.
-Con Air
"Shoot it."
-Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
You don't understand. The only thing that guy hangs onto tighter is his dick.
- Edward Scissorhands
Wildy's here
-Death wish 3
"He offered me human blood, said it would take me higher than I'd ever been in my life."
-Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
"What we got here is a failure to communicate..."
Cool Hand Luke
This War Boy wants me dead!
- Mad Max: Fury Road
"Let me see your warface!"
"I know now why you cry, but it is something I could never do."
-Terminator 2: Judgment day
"One single, salty tear is all that they will ever suck out of this Cry-Baby."
-Cry-Baby
"I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed ... forever."
-Se7en
"What in God's holy name are you blathering about?"
-The Big Lebowski
"Sometimes you have to do something bad to stop yourself from doing something worse..."
-Stoker
"They'll be no patty fingers in the holy water..."
Michaleen Oge Flynn
The Quiet Man
"Do you know why they call him Franky Four Fingers?"
-Snatch
"Toto...we're not in Kansas anymore..."
Dorothy
The Wizard of Oz
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 01, 2021, 04:35:45 AM
"Do you know why they call him Franky Four Fingers?"
-Snatch
Just a few household chemicals in the proper proportions.
-Tremors
"Lazarus meet me in the hospital right away..!"
O'Neil
Outland
tell him the little girl in the picture is not really a little girl. She's a grown woman.
-Orphan
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit
"Frankly I don't give a damn..."
Rhett Butler
Gone with the Wind
"If you are going to learn to make it in white America, you are going to have to learn to like Mayonnaise."
-Undercover Brother
America's nightmare. Young, black, and didn't give a f**k.
- Menace II Society
"I got these cheeseburgers, man."
-Menace II Society
"I don't know what to dooooooooooo!!!"
-The core
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
- Batman
"It's a means to an end, my white friend. A means to an end. See...I's can play house n***er till's we get to where we're goin'. And then, the day of the dog begins."
-Con Air
"I need you to occupy that dog long enough for me and Day-Day to get a look."
-Next Friday
"I hope you have a big trunk, cause I'm sticking my bike in it".
-The 40 year old virgin
"Say... That's a nice bike."
-Terminator 2:Judgement Day
"such a thing is not meant to last."
-Matrix reloaded
"The only thing that really worried me was the ether.
There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge."
-Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
"They say I'm insane....no, it's okay. You can nod because it's true. I am insane."
-The girl with the dragon tattoo
"Are there no prisons...no work houses..?
Ebinezer Scrooge
"A Christmas Carol"
"I was gonna go to prison and big men were gonna rape me.
But here I am, safe in my bed. It was all a bad dream."
-Big Stan
Thanks for thinkin of it though
- The Thing
"I'll be back..."
The Terminator
Yeah, three double cheeseburgers with everything.
- The Lost World: Jurassic Park
"My cookie could break you in half."
-Undercover Brother
Put that cookie down!
-Jingle all the way
"This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your Queen."
300
In place of a dark lord, you will have a queen
- LOTR
"Do we understand each other? "
Dirty Harry
Well, I dont know
-In the heat of the night
"No wonder you mad."
Rush hour 2
I'm pissed
-Godzilla 1998
"The operation was called hobbling."
Misery
Nothing ever goes according to plan.
-Valkyrie
"Big bada boom?"
The fifth element
It will be dynamited!
-Goldfinger
"It looks like we got another schizoid embolism."
-Total Recall
I do a great impression of a hotdog.
- Mrs. Doubtfire
"It's vision is based on movement."
Jurassic Park
You ever had one do this before?
-Jaws
"It's what we call a global killer."
Armageddon
You think you could've found something bigger?
-Predator
"I can feel the juices rushing back to my balls as we speak."
Analyze this
Congratulations, now keep it to yourself
- Sausage Party
"Ignorance brings chaos."
Lucy
You talkin to me?
- Taxi Driver
"Remember, all I'm offering is the truth – nothing more."
The matrix
You can't handle the truth
-A few good men
We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
- Fight Club
Your momma sure does care about your schoolin', son. mhh mhhh mhhh
-Forrest Gump
I'm not hurt at all. Didn't you know? They can only kill me with a golden bullet.
- Lawrence of Arabia
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Apr 04, 2021, 12:28:45 AM
I'm not hurt at all. Didn't you know? They can only kill me with a golden bullet.
- Lawrence of Arabia
"In all my years as a counselor, I have never seen writing like yours from a 12 year-old."
Joe Somebody
"Did you just soil yourself?"
-Austin Powers: Goldmember
"When you gotta go, you gotta go."
Jurassic park
There's a huge rat in the toilet, it's all stopped up so you're gonna have to pee in the sink...Gentlemen! Seen any... aliens lately?
- Men in Black II
"Do not look at the flash. DO NOT LOOK AT THE FLASH!"
True lies
"Look at these morose motherf**kers right here. Smell like someone shit in their cereal. Bunggg!"
-Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
That pipe, it just so happens to lead directly to the room where I make the most delicious kind of strawberry-flavoured chocolate-coated fudge.
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 04, 2021, 01:36:07 AM
"Look at these morose motherf**kers right here. Smell like someone shit in their cereal. Bunggg!"
-Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
"He told me he loved me."
-Con Air
"Old man Clemens hates shit!"
-Billy Madison
"We do not speak his name."
Harry Potter
"Last name? I'd rather not say. My brother's in politics."
-Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
"He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker."
Young Frankenstein
"That's all right. I know a little German.
He's sitting over there."
-Top Secret!
"What was said was for you, and for you alone."
The matrix
"No, you misunderstand me, Prince Valiant.
I mean if you were another sheep.
Would you f**k a sheep if you were another sheep?"
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
"You're a choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!"
-End of days
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
- Mars Attacks!
"...dogs can't look up."
-Shaun of the dead
Je ne suis la belette de personne
- Amélie
"Are you sure this is what you want?"
The punisher
"Because a real RocknRolla wants the f**king lot."
-RocknRolla
This is why I suck as a salesman.
- Tommy Boy
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
The Princess Bride
"You people voted for Hubert Humphrey...
And you killed Jesus."
-Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
"Of course, I'm a Terminator"
Terminator 2: Judgment day
"I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back through time... to change the future for one lucky lady."
-American Pie
"Look, I'm not with everyone here. But I will take a piece of him."
The chronicles of Riddick
"Hope you boys like extra mayo."
-Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay
Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since easters?
- Nacho Libre
"Even now you are defiant......in the face of annihilation and the presence of a god."
300
"DRIVE LOUISE....DRIVE!!!"
"Rule one, never change the deal. The deal was transportation for 3 men with a combined weight of 254 kilos."
The transporter
Why don't you just put a tracker on it?
- Meg
"Ladies and Gentlemen this is a robbery...if no one loses their head...then no one loses their head"
Thelma
Thelma and Louise
"They had a lot of weapons, mister... and they were shootin' bullets."
-Charlie Prince
3:10 to Yuma
For 30 years, they questioned the need for NASA. Today, we're gonna give 'em the answer.
-Armageddon
Algright. The answer to the
Ultimate Question of
Life...the
Universe...and
Everything is 😶🎉🎉
Spoiler
42.
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
I myself am sitting comfortable on forty...three
-Return of the King
A real dime store novel. In some strange way it was never quite real. I don't know how to explain it.
- Persona
You must not read from the book!
-The Mummy
"The unwritten book of the road."
-Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
"A courageous man. He died for the sake of this very book in 1623. He had spent many years in Prague, a centre of the occult. While there he studied the black arts and acquired a copy of the dread 'Delomelanicon'. This is his adaptation of that work, which was written by Lucifer himself. After they burned him at the stake, a secret society was founded to perpetuate its memory and preserve its secrets: the Brotherhood."
-The ninth gate
"I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
-Anchorman
"Welcome to the club, man!"
-True lies
DO NOT talk about fight club!
-Fight club
She also said not to stick your dick in the vaccum cleaner.
-Scary movie
Getting caught in the gears of a combine, that's the way I wanna go
-The naked gun
...I'll bring you pain. I'll bring you horror. So that you may rise above it.
-Constantine
I was born in it
-The Dark Knight Rises
Lie still! I've never done this before, and there will be blood.
-The girl with the dragon tattoo (2011)
I ain't got time to bleed
- Predator
If I find out that you're lying, I'll cut your hairless little prick off... ...before you even figure out what it's for.
-Orphan
Life, finds a way.
-Jurassic Park
Damn! That's some quantum shit!
-Scary movie 3
"I don't want to kill anyone...but if you kill that girl..I will kill you."
O'Neil
Outland
You know who's going to inherit the earth? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other. That's the secret to survival. Never go to war, especially with yourself.
-Lord of war
"Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left."
-Monty Python and The Holy Grail
There is no end. There is no beginning. There is only...
becomming
-Underworld: Blood wars
The first hour's all waiting...
and then about halfway through its second hour...
you start cursing the creep who burned you because nothing's happening.
And then... zang!
-Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
I just have to love you a little less now.
-Stoker
Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and space.
- Interestelar
Hallelujah. You're my savior, man. My own personal Jesus Christ.
-The matrix
"Clark how long were you alone with that dog...?"
The Thing
In normal times, evil would be fought by good. But in times like these, well, it should be fought by another kind of evil.
-The chronicles of Riddick
Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this... does put a smile on my face.
- Avengers: Infinity War
"I can't feel my face. I mean, I can touch it, but I can't feel it inside."
-Blow
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.
-American psycho
You're too f**king blonde
- fight club
Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it.
-Forrest Gump
It was a great white
- Jaws
I'm not a smart man.
-Forrest Gump
Do you want me to be f**king retarded?
- The 40 Year Old Virgin
He is beginning to believe.
-The matrix
Raving psycho. Butchered 4 chickens and screwed a beagle. Takin' him back to Nevada where he's wanted for bangin' horses.
-Black Sheep
Dost thou see a book before thee?... Remove thy shift.
- The VVitch
No harm ever came from reading a book
- The Mummy
It's his basic instinct.
-Deadpool 2
Didn't he tell you to shut up?
*thwack*
- Open Range
Now the whole world's gonna know you died scratching my balls ...
-Casino Royale
You're going to learn about shame, and I am your professor.
- Death to smoochy
You know, I thank God for what happened. It was my salvation.
-Hannibal
Remember that.
- End of days
Those aren't your memories, they're somebody else's. They're Tyrell's niece's
- Blade Runner
I, I don't care if they, if they lay me off either, because I, I told Bill that if he moves my desk one more time, then, then I'm quitting. I'm going to quit. And I told Dom too because they've moved my desk four times. I used to be by the window, where I could see the squirrels and they were merry. But then they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline. They have my staples for the Boston and I kept the staples from the Swingline stapler.
-Office space
Nobody cares
- Jurassic park
You don't know what pain is.
-The silence of the lambs
B*tch, please.
- skull island
Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word.
- Jurassic park
What?
-Pulp Fiction
Be kind, have courage and always believe in a little magic.
- Cinderella
I bet you're the kind of guy that would f-ck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
-Full metal jacket
You see, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
- The Dark Knight
You two muthaf**kas need jesus
- bad boys 2
Mumbler!
-Charlie and the chocolate factory
What...what's that mean?
Back to the future 3
I blow you!
...and I blow you!
-Bad boys
The aliens abused him...sexually
- independence day
Hello, boys...I'm back!!!
-Independence day
Its the ship that made The Kessel Run in less then 12 parsecs!
- STAR WARS: Episode IV - A New Hope
No. It's the training. It shapes you into a lethal instrument. You react without thinking.
-True Lies
"Hey Sweden !"
The Thing
On this, the day of our deity of reciprocity, we gather to give special thanks to our treasured Sun. As an offering for our Father, we will today surrender nine human lives. As Hårga takes, so Hårga also gives. Thus, for every newblood sacrificed, we will dedicate one of our own. That is: four newbloods, four from Hårga, and one to be chosen by the Queen. Nine in all, to die, and be reborn, in the great Cycle.
- Midsommar
Dear Lord baby Jesus or as our brothers to the south call you, Hey-zues.
We thank you for this bountiful harvest of fried foods and Pepsi.
And I'd also like to thank you for my family; my two beautiful sons, Hank and Williams Jr.
And of course my red hot wife, who if you were to rate here ass on a scale of 100, it would easily be a 94.
-Talladega Nights
Honey, that woman Chung-sook... Oh god. What a nice person. She kicked me down the stairs.
- Parasite
His strong manly hands probed every crevice of her silken femininity, their undulating bodies writhing in sensual rhythm, as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding.
-The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear
It's not a woman you need, it's a good night's sleep. You couldn't handle a woman in the state you're in.
- Sin City
"Well, my wife, in the end, she took a power drill to her left temple in an attempt to "bore" the images out. My boy, the great illusionist!"
X2 X-Men United
You always thought we were part of God's plan. But maybe, maybe we were God's mistake.
- Logan
"Not everyone heals as fast as you Logan."
X3 X-Men The Last Stand
No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.
-Hellraiser
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
- Blade Runner
That's why, every day, I gotta do something rotten for my parents' sake and I cry for what I have to do.
But not much, though.
One single, salty tear is all that they will ever suck out of this Cry-Baby.
-Cry-Baby
Bitch please !
Kong Skull Island
Bitches leave.
-Robocop
Is Doc Miles gonna have to choke a bitch?
-Crank: High Voltage
Hold on to your butts
Jurassic Park
"Cause she's got a great ass andyou goT your head all the way up it."
-Heat
And everyone loves a big fat lie.
- Closer
"Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat f**k."
-In The Loop
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 17, 2021, 10:05:24 PM
"Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat f**k."
-In The Loop
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I'm going to eat your soul and shit it out, Lesnicki.
-Jennyfers Body
Quote from: Trash Queen on Apr 17, 2021, 10:25:38 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 17, 2021, 10:05:24 PM
"Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat f**k."
-In The Loop
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Must've eaten something to upset my intestines. Could have been those oysters.
Fried in the shell with Mexican refried beans, onions, paprika...
...peanut oil, dates, okra, jalapenos, a touch of ginger.
Boy, I feel down in the dumps!
Speaking of dumps, that's the sixth time
today I've ridden the old porcelain pony.
-The Silence Of The Hams
You better hold on tight, spider monkey.
- Twilight
Yo, what if there's more super monkeys up in the lab? Maybe they're making an army of 'em up there!
Holy shit! Maybe it's a conspiracy, like on the X-Files! Roswell style!!!
Working in secret with a crew of double-dealing, nicotine-fiending f**ks that're selling out the human race, these supermonkeys will use simian science and their genius IQ's to make man and monkey alike believe that they're the superior species!
-Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
If we didn't do what we loved, we wouldn't exist.
- Creed ll
I'm saying I'm an insect... Who dreamt he was a man and loved it, but now the dream is over and the insect is awake.
The Fly
Vampires pretending to be humans, pretending to be vampires.
- Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles
Let me ask you a question.
When you were stabbing that vampire, did you get a little wood?
-Vampires
You are a sad and strange little man
- Toy Story
I'm a relatively respectable citizen.
Multiple felon, perhaps,but certainly not dangerous.
-Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
Ok. I'll buy from you.
- Tommy Boy
He's an asshole.
- Back to the Future Part III
That was one of those things, trying to imitate him
-The Thing
"There's a few things I can say about the clit that I's like you to hear.
I am the master of the clit! I make that shit work! It does what ever the f**k I tell it to do!
No one rules the clit like me!
Not this little f**k! None of you little f**ks out there! I am the clit commander!!!
Remember that, commander of all clits!"
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Man! You Are one pathetic loser. No offence
- Dumb and Dumber
Woooosaaaah!
- Bad Boys 2
The dude died in a hang-gliding accident.
What an idiot!
"Oh, I'm hang gliding! Honey, take a good picture... I'm dead!"
-Wedding Crashers
Damn, he ain't gonna be in rush hour 3
- Rush hour 2
He's like the friend who's the asshole, but he's our asshole.
- Hot Tub Time Machine
Yeah, motherf**ker. I eat everything.
I eat pussy. I eat the butt.
I eat every motherf**kin' thing.
-True Romance
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Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen *Evil LMAO*
- Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
I used to work for the pentagon, but now I'm here to help you get your chicken on.
-undercover brother
If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy, you can cut that chicken's head off, stick your dick in that ass of that chicken, and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your ass and go "Caaaaah!".
-The Devil's Rejects
Do you get along with your dad? You both tight and shit?
- Save The Last Dance
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 19, 2021, 10:49:43 PM
If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy, you can cut that chicken's head off, stick your dick in that ass of that chicken, and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your ass and go "Caaaaah!".
-The Devil's Rejects
Dear Hummingbird, break out the fine China, chill the lemonade, tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree 'cause this boy is comin' home to his ladies, comin' home forever.
-Con Air
Dad, we're men, okay? That means a few things.
We like to shit with the door open. We talk about pussy.
We go on riverboat-gambling trips. We make our own beef jerky.
That's what we do.
-Step Brothers
You get treated like a dumb animal long enough, that's what you become. You may find Narnia a more savage place than you remember.
- The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Animal Mother is one of the finest human beings in the world. All he needs is somebody to throw hand grenades at him the rest of his life.
-Full Metal Jacket
You talk the talk, but do you walk the walk?
- Full Metal Jacket
Tens hikikne. Hoko ruya pulyana oolwan spa steeka gush shuku ponoma three pe.
Spoiler
Translation: Jabba's through with you. He has no time for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.
- Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
You Samoans are all the same.
You have no faith in the essential decency of the white man's culture.
-Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
I hate Illinois Nazis.
- The Blues Brothers
I do belong to a certain secret society
- O Brother where art thou
New York Times called it "A wake-up call for the black community." They're talking to Denzel for the movie.
-Con Air
Does he look like a bitch?
-Pulp Fiction
Yes. Yes he does.
-Con Air
Shit. Think he sodomized her?
-Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.
-Con Air
That's why they call him Big Fred
-Django
... was the greatest glory he could achieve in his life.
-300
He is the man
- Wanted
The finger of God.
-Twister
God didn't do that. You did it.
You're a narcotics agent. I knew it.
That was our cocaine, you f**king pig, swine, whore!
-Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
If you are not one of us, you are one of them.
-The matrix
To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
-The Outlaw Josey Wales
Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
-Airplane
Who's the jive turkey now?
-Semi-Pro
I don't know, but if you don't want to find out I suggest you get out of there.
-The matrix
Buy us some golf shoes
otherwise we'll never get out of this place alive.
-Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
I can taste your stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it, it's repulsive
-The matrix
It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
-Anchorman
If I owned this place and hell, I'd rent this place out and live in hell.
-The chronicles of Riddick
We've been punished by the creator... He visited a curse on us. So we might get a look at... What hell was like. Maybe he didn't want to see us blow ourselves up and put a big hole in his sky... Maybe he just wanted to show us he was still the bossman. Maybe he figured we was getting too big for our britches... Trying to figure his shit out.
- Day of the dead.
Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller has come!
- Ghostbusters
There is no racial bigotry here!
I do not look down on n***ers,kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless!
And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps!
Do you maggots understand that?
-Full Metal Jacket
Hey. What's your name? What do I call you?
- Mad Max: Fury Road
They call me Mr. Tibbs
-In the heat of the night
You know that ''Mister, Mister'' Lady?
I think I kiIIed her.
-Happy Gilmore
It was a coup d'état.
- JFK
You're under arrest, Chancellor.
- Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
l could have killed them all. And you too. ln town you're the law, here l am.
Don't push it.
Don't push it, or l'll give you a war you won't believe.
-First Blood
You betray the law, you betray the city.
- Dredd
There are only murderers in this room
- Road to Perdition
"Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
-Gladiator
I made you kill your son, and made you kill your wife.
- Punisher 2004
Great! When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep "BORAT BORAT", eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard.
-Borat
These gypsy tears will keep you safe.
- Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm
The next day we went to the campsite...
... but the gypsies had disappeared during the night.
Which was probably a good thing...
... considering they'd just buried people somewhere in the area.
-Snatch
Stop lookin at those big-ass dead titties
- Bad Boys 2
What can I say?
Exquisite breasts?
-Anchorman
Quote from: Huggs on May 01, 2021, 10:07:29 PM
Stop lookin at those big-ass dead titties
- Bad Boys 2
I so wanted to reply with another quote but I can't recall it and the movie it came from.
It involves a naked murder victim and a guy staring and/or touching, then the other guy says something unrelated and the first guy says something like "I wasn't touching her!"
What's that terrible smell?
Is that you?
- Nekromantik
I was just...practicing my mantra
- Ace Ventura 2
You don't go out with a loaded gun, you empty the barrels!
-There's something about Mary
Don't give me no damn gun man. You know what I'm gonna do.
- Be Cool
I want to play hide and seek.
- Knock Knock
Get running, right now.
- Cloverfield
I ran clear to the ocean.
And when I got there, I figured since I'd gone this far, might as well turn around, just keep on going.
And when I got to another ocean, I figured since I'd gone this far,I might as well just turn back and keep right on going.
When I got tired, I slept. When I got hungry, I ate.
When I had to go...
you know... I went.
-Forrest Gump
No one said the job's supposed to be easy.
- The Hateful Eight
Women aren't human. Look at it like this, women are a different species from men. With different wills and purposes on Earth.
- Naked Lunch
Thanks for the tip
- Kindergarden Cop
May I have a little kiss before you go ?
I'm very lonely here.
-Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
Neva!
- Home Alone 2
God damn you!
God damn you all to hell!
-Planet Of The Apes
"I'm not a Queen or a monster, I'm the Goddess of death, what were you the God of again?"
-Thor Ragnarok
Asgard Is Not A Place, It's A People.
- Thor: Ragnarok
"You're officially pardoned... from life!"
-Thor Ragnarok
Because everything with you is seeing, isn't it ? Your primary sensory intake that makes your dream live is seeing... Reflections... Mirrors... Images... You've seen these films ! Haven't you, my man ?
- Manhunter
Get busy living, or get busy dying.
- Shawshank Redemption
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
-Caddyshack
All right, we all need to look into our hearts and go, "Do I think this dude is gonna die in a few years or not?" Is old Leland here gonna fight off a man... who goes by the last name "Reaper," first name "Grim"? Or will this BASE-jumping, crocodile-wrestling, shark-diving, volcano-luging, bear-fighting, snake-wrangling, motocross-racing bastard die?
- Along Came Polly
I don't know if I was dead. I may have felt something.
Like a dream... or just a bunch of stuff stored up inside my mind.
-Flatliners
Oh, I didn't think you were.
- Silver Linings Playbook
You see, madam, I am part of an international student's contest to see who can get the most points for selling magazines.
-A Clockwork Orange
I was a big slut, but I'm not any more. There's always going to be a part of me that's sloppy and dirty, but I like that. With all the other parts of myself.
- Silver Linings Playbook
I'm from the ah.. "Confidential Committee on Moral Abuses". Have you ever felt yourself to be exploited in any way?
-BR
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
- 300
This was Bob Hope's turf. Frank Sinatra's. Spiro Agnew's.
The place fairly reeked of high-grade Formica and plastic palm trees.
Clearly a high-class refuge for big spenders.
-Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
No, this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs. Reality itself is too twisted.
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Why didn't I take the blue pill?
- The Matrix
Finish the f**king story, man! What Happened?!
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
He quit the legal system.
No more polite talking with judges, or journalists either, for that matter.
He was in a revolution now, a revolution in acid, and, boy, it was hard to find people to eat acid with as the age of Nixon wore on.
-Where The Buffalo Roam
Wow, that was weird.
- Elf
Professor Yamane, I'll be blunt. We want to know if there's a way to kill Godzilla.
- Godzilla (1954 film)
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon.
It's illegal in nine countries.
-Anchorman
Do you know what it does to you?
-Skyfall
I don't know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that Jedi and POW! Mesa here! Mesa gettin' very very scared!
- Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel.
Total loss of all basic motor skills.
Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue.
The mind recoils in horror... unable to communicate with the spinal column...
which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way...
but you can't control it.
-Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
I'm not hurt at all. Didn't you know? They can only kill me with a golden bullet.
- Lawrence of Arabia
I'll kill you with my teacup.
- Chronicles of Riddick
The British Empire was built on cups of tea.
-Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrells
It's a storm in a tea cup, Mr. Dryden.
- Lawrence of Arabia
Por mi se pueden ir todos a la mierda! Vos, Ederer y su secretaria. Fundamentalmente su secretaria. ☝
- Relatos Salvajes
Uh.. no se
- Old Dogs
Ç Chinga tu madre! I'm gonna cut your f**kin' eye out, punk, - and kill you!
-Blood In, Blood Out
Chingaste la amistad, cabrón, chingaste la confianza, güey... te chingaste a mi novia, güey, me chingaste a mí.
- Y tu mamá también
Edit ~ That was from a very young Diego Luna. :laugh:
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I need some dudes up here who speak American goddamn it!
-Tropic Thunder
I bet you do, brown panther.
- Deadpool 2
This Is Sparta!!!
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-300
Don't make me get the hose.
- Mrs. Doubtfire
Hold onto your butts.
-Jurassic Park
Yeah, motherf**ker. I eat everything.
I eat pussy. I eat the butt.
I eat every motherf**kin' thing.
-True Romance
I can't do it. She remind me of my momma.
- The Ladykillers
Now, I know your mama taught you better than that.
- The Ladykillers
What you say about my mama?
You feel sorry for who?
-Menace II Society
She got a great @$$!
- HEAT
It's the special ones that taste best.
- Doctor Sleep
This is not...oh man, IT'S HEMORRHOID CREAM!!!
- Rocketman
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
- Donnie Darko
What? Are you scared Marve? Are you afraid?
- Home Alone
Hey, don't be scared. It's only pussy. Oh!
-How High
Destruction is a form of creation.
- Donnie Darko
I got an itchy trigger finger here, and I'm ready to blow some shit up.
-Tropic Thunder
Of course, Los Angeles is perfect for her. It's a city of the future. Anything goes. Totally mobile population. Everyone's a stranger. Very little is taboo or unacceptable. Whatever she does, no one will notice her.
- Species
This shit is between me, you, and Mr. soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain rapist here.
It ain't nobody else's business.
Two: you leave town tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your L.A. privileges.
-Pulp Fiction
Don't tell me what to do.
- The Edge
You be at the breakfast table in five minutes, or you don't play ball this week.
-Porky's
Beat it out, beat it out 🎶 Old Clem! With a clink for the stout🎶 Old Clem! Blow the fire, blow the fire 🎵🎶Old Clem!
~ Great Expectations
Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here.
Now listen, lad. In twenty minutes, you're getting married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.
-Monty Python & The Holy Grail
Grab a taste of England guys!
-Heavyweights
You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their Heads!
- Austin Powers
Who do you take me for? This is England. We play by the rules.
Listen to me. If the stones are kosher, then I'll buy them, won't I?
Now, if you'll excuse me, it's my lunchtime.
Bye.
-Snatch
FOOD ALRIGHT??? 🍝 TRY THE WINE!!! 🍷
- A Clockwork Orange
I think he's drunk enough, Lord.
-Caligula
The walls are mushy.
- Josie and the Pussycats
Buy us some golf shoes... otherwise we'll never get out of this place alive.
Impossible to walk in this muck. No footing at all.
-Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
What one man can do, another can do.
- The Edge
This was the man I counted on to keep me out of jail in those years.
Those weird years between the '60s and the '70s, the age of Nixon.
It was a time to keep your head down.
I was a working journalist, a hired geek of sorts, and Lazlo was great company and sometimes a good lawyer.
-Where The Buffalo Roam
You're startin' to see pictures, ain't ya?
- The hateful eight
Why should I pay my hard-earned dollars to watch a f**king corpse ?
I don't know about you...but in my line of business it's important to be hip.
-Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
Don't tell me to be cool man. I AM COOL!
- Be Cool
I'm chill. I'm chill as a cucumber, man.
-Pineapple Express
"You Klingon bastard you killed my son"
Admiral James T Kirk, Star Trek -The Search for Spock
You space bastard! You killed my pine!
- Back to the Future
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 08, 2021, 02:11:19 AM
You space bastard! You killed my pine!
- Back to the Future
;D ;D ;D
You people voted for Hubert Humphrey.
And you killed Jesus.
-Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
Blasphemy!
- Elmer Gantry
Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary?
-Full Metal Jacket
I believe in science
- Nacho Libre
The only thing that exists is myself.
- Dark Star
I'd get ready for one of those class-A New York style pig f**ks...you know it's comin'.
-The Devil's advocate
That one must be the female
- Trading Places
Listen to me very carefully Kim your mother and I are going to be taken and the people are going to come for you too.
Taken 2
I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
-Anchorman
There's no outrunning what's coming.
-The wolverine
All the animals come out at night.
Whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies.
Sick, venal.
Someday a real rain will come and wash this scum off the streets.
-Taxi Driver
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
- Blade Runner
All these signs of violence.
What had happened?
There was evidence in this room of excessive consumption...
of almost every type of drug known to civilized man since 1544 A.D.
-Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
There's more to life than a little money, you know...and here ya' are, and It's a beautiful day.
- Fargo
Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...
-Office space
Well, have you been to, uh well, let me see... Santiago, Chile?
- There's Something About Mary
...Listen to me. A body fell from the sky. It had a note on it.
-Con Air
When it comes to that fantastic note...
when the rabbit bites its own head off...
I want you to throw that f**kin' radio...
into the tub with me.
-Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
I believe there is another world waiting for us. A better world.
-Cloud Atlas
I'm not saying he's the answer, but he's something.
- The End of the F***ing World
It must be hard being a professional killer with colitis
- The Survivors
But we have a cure for it. Here you go. All right.
Big whiff. Big whiff. Big whiff, sonny boy.
Ah. There you go. Much better.
...Now for the doctor.
-Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
Spoiler
The movie that keeps on giving
Alot of bones need settin'
- Sin City 2
I'm so f**king stupid! I don't know what I'm doing and everybody hates me!
-MacGruber
No, you're just...special.
- Elf
I thought I'd gone to the limits. I hadn't. The Cenobites gave me an experience beyond limits... pain and pleasure, indivisible.
-Hellraiser
A whaaaat?
- JAWS
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
-No country for old men
Germany
- Valkyrie
I live in Austria's coolest city, Vienna.
No big deal. Whatever.
I am the host of Funkyzeit, the most important TV fashion show in any German-speaking country, apart from Germany.
-Bruno
Get that corn outta my face!
- Nacho Libre
Some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. -The shawshank redemption
My molestake
- Goldmember
...we all began as something else.
-The chronicles of riddick
I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, you'd just attack me right now. So some of you are still human.
- The Thing
It won't hurt at first. It's too hot, you see? The flame sears the nerve endings shut, killing them. You'll go into shock... and all you'll feel is... cold. Isn't science fun, Mickey?
-The punisher
It's the Arrowhead Project, isn't it? This..mist. It's some kinda what? Military f**kUP!?
- The Mist
The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero him.
-The Terminater
Hey! We don't serve their kind here! Your droids. They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here.
- Star wars: Episode IV A New Hope
You know, I'm an endangered species.
Kind of like the buffalo.
Like, a lot of people thought I was dead, but you don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery.
I mean, the journey to enlightenment is a long trip and that's the way it is, you know?
You just keep going further and further and deeper and deeper into higher and higher realms of consciousness.
-Where The Buffalo Roam
I don't know what to make of that. I sure do don't.
- No Country For Old Men
Sometimes it is the people no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine.
- The Imitation Game
I just want to say that under TJ's management this never would've happened.
- Deuce Bigalow 2
"Best intentions, some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions." -Alan Grant, Jurassic Park III
I went to this temple and all these monks were chanting and I didn't feel anything.
- Lost in Translation
"Tell mother, I am feeling fine." -Spock, Star Trek IV: The Journey Homw
Put Captain Solo in the cargo hold.
- Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back
This guy's fatter than f**k.
I'm already 1,500 pounds overweight.
Either I fly the big fella or I fly your product.
-American Made
"We're gonna need a bigger boat." -Brody, Jaws
As your attorney, I advise you to rent a fast car with no top.
And you'll need the cocaine.
Tape recorder for special music.
Acapulco shirts.
-Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
"Your mind makes it real." -Morpheus, The Matrix
The mind recoils in horror... unable to communicate with the spinal column...
which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way... but you can't control it.
-Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
"Too many mind, mind the sword, mind the people watch, mind enemy, too many mind. No mind." -Nobutada, The Last Samurai
Don't run away from your feelings.
- Tommy Boy
"I wonder if your feelings in this matter are clear, Lord Vader?" -Emperor Palpatine, Return of the Jedi
What?! I can't understand what you're sayin'!
- Saving Private Ryan
"No one can understand the words coming out of your mouth!" -Tucker, Rush Hour
Thompson, are you hearing me?
I want 10,000 words by deadline Sunday!
-Where The Buffalo Roam
"Words, just words." -Thomas Moore, Wolf Hall, PBS Masterpiece Theater
Mere data makes a man. A and C and T and G. The alphabet of you. All from four symbols. I am only two: 1 and 0.
- Blade Runner 2049
"Just the two raptors, we sure the third is contained?" -Alan Grant, Jurassic Park
"That time you turned into a dinosaur and ate someone." - Carol, The VelociPastor
They had it comin.
- Unforgiven
Oh, and the insects were responsible? - Quatermass and the Pit
Yes. - Enemy at the Gates
Are you just looking at things in the office and saying you love them?
-Anchorman
People don't always tell you what they're thinking
- Hannibal
Jesus, did I say that, or just think it ?
Was I talking? Did they hear me?
-Fear & Loathing
You know, between his howling and your blasting everything in sight, it's a wonder the whole station doesn't know we're here.
- Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
We're getting some noise complaints up on 20.
-Where The Buffalo Roam
He's dead, but he beckons.
- Moby Dick
This is his party. He's the guest of honor.
Today ... is his birthday.
-Full Metal Jacket
Well sh*tfire!
- Django Unchained
Is it... finger lickin' good?
- The Loved Ones
Yeah, we're good. We're beautiful. We're perfect.
This is A grade, one-hundred percent pure Colombian cocaine, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Disco shit. Pure as the driven snow.
-Blow
That sh*t is way...waaay...heeeeeavy
- American Gangster
You're an adult.
Nobody made you smoke.
You made a decision. Live with it.
Not like I put a gun to your head.
-Training Day
Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?
- Home Alone
It'll distract him more. I need him to turn.
Ready? On two.
-Lethal Weapon 4
"Life finds a way." -Ian Malcom, Jurassic Park
"My rifle is my best friend! It is my life!"
-Full Metal Jacket
Who the f*** said that!
- Full metal jacket
His name is Nutty the Squirrel, and he's three years old.
How 'bout that?
-Anchorman
God Bless.
- Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
"Bless you, Jesus. Thank you, Jesus.
We hear you, Jesus."
-Where The Buffalo Roam
Sidenote: if you like Fear & Loathing, check out Where The Buffalo Roam. Same characters on a very similar adventure.
I'll meet him later, walkin the streets of glory.
- True Grit
"He was the first guy to keep from shooting his load...
...by thinking about sports."
Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the skies!
- THE THING from Another World
No point in mentioning these bats, I thought.
The poor bastard 'll see them soon enough.
-Fear & Loathing
I have the power to save the one you love! You must choose!
- STAR WARS ~ Episode lll : Revenge of the Sith
Knock Knock, go f**k yourselves.
- Catch me if you can
Those bastards have changed the lock on us, man.
-Fear & Loathing
This town needs an enema
- Batman 1989
They were weirdo, hippie-types, whole bunch of 'em. And then there was some muscle - it didn't make any sense. There were bikers, and gnarly psychos, and... crazy evil.
- Mandy
The crime rate in New York will kill ya.
- JAWS
I wouldn't worry. Fire ought to keep them away.
- The Queen of Outer Space
I'll take my glock.
- End of days
Lot of old-timers carry that.
-Lethal Weapon
I can't help but wonder how they'd have operated these times.
- No Country For Old Men
Didn't he tell you to shut up?
- Open Range
He had a gun. He had a gun... and he made it happen. He made me do it!
He made me put that... that thing on.
Oh, Christ! He made me wear it... and... and he told me to f*ck her.
-Seven
Say with me: Goosfraba.That's good. Now slower ~ Goooosfraabaaaaaaaa!!! How do you feel? Better?
- Anger Management
Whatever that means, you f**king peasant.
- Death To Smoochy
You British don't have a monopoly on snobbery, you know.
- Tenet
That man...insults me!
- The Patriot
Jive turkey is a little over the line my man!
-Semi-Pro
Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
- Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
If I'm gonna do this, I'll need my news team at my side.
-Anchorman
You guys want some cookies?
- Corky Romano
I want something we haven't had in a while.
Something different, something that'll really hit the spot.
I want the perfect food.
-Harold And Kumar To Go White Castle
Yes, I think I do. After reading a lot of overheated puffery about your new cook, you know what I'm craving? A little perspective. That's it. I'd like some fresh, clear, well seasoned perspective. Can you suggest a good wine to go with that?
- Ratatouille
How 'bout some ether?
-Fear & Loathing
He slimed me.
- Ghostbusters
I winged him in his lower lip.
- True Grit
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
- Bull Durham
Oh, I'm not with these guys. I've got a pig over in the livestock auction. And I am gonna win that blue ribbon!
- That thing you do
We're gonna draw a little bit of everyone's blood, 'cause we're gonna find out who's the Thing. Watching Norris in there gave me the idea that every little part of him was a whole. Every little piece was an individual animal with a built-in desire to protect its own life. You see, when a man bleeds, it's just tissue. But blood from one of you Things won't obey when it's attacked. It'll try and survive. Crawl away from a hot needle, say.
- THE THING
What? I can't hear what you're sayin!
- saving private ryan
"Jeez you got a big p*ssy..."
"Jeez you got a big p*ssy..."
-Predator
If ol' Corky would've had two guns, instead of just a big dick, who could've defended himself right to the end.
- Unforgiven
You have a band?
- Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
We have a hulk
- The Avengers
It's because I'm green isn't it?
- The Grinch
It's people.
Soylent Green is made out of people.
They're making our food out of people.
-Soylent Green
Well, what can we do?
- The Thing
You know, I'm thinkin', a guy with your kind of mind... ought to try the land-crab.
-Fear & Loathing
Sea creatures! Head towards the mainland!
- Beverly Hills Ninja
On a scale from one to ten, how bad's my rig?
- Underwater
One million five hundred and three.
- Magoo's 1001 Arabian Nights
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
- Jaws
The Titanic can't sink. She's unsinkable.
- A Night To Remember
She got a great ass!
- Heat
Deadliest Catch without the crabs
We're almost out of gas Call the Arabs
Pull up the anchor 'Cause we're leaving dry land
Get below deck With a dick in your hand
Boats and ho's Boats and ho's
I gotta have me my boats and ho's
-Step Brothers
I still believe in paradise. But now at least I know it's not some place you can look for. Because it's not where you go. It's how you feel for a moment in your life when you're a part of something. And if you find that moment... It lasts forever.
- The Beach
Horse sh*t!
- The Hateful Eight
This is just the kind of pretentious bullshit that Americans always say to french girls so they can sleep with them.
-The Beach
Thank goodness I paid attention in art class.
- Ernest goes to jail
This will not be an easy mission ~ monkeys slow the expedition.
- Jumanji
"Yo, what if there's more super monkeys up in the lab? Maybe they're making an army of 'em up there! Holy shit! Maybe it's a conspiracy, like on the X-Files, Roswell style!"
-Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
He will kill you before the aliens do.
- The Tomorrow War
They're very advanced technologically.
Which suggests, rightfully so, that they're peaceful.
An advanced civilization is, by definition, not barbaric.
-Mars Attacks
English, Motherf*Cker, Do You Speak It?
- Pulp Fiction
Aye. Our mother insisted on it.
-Boondock Saints
Stiffler's mom!
- American Pie 2
This is a Christian house, boy. No hippity-hop language in here.
- The Ladykillers
Her ass was wigglin' too.
- Smokey and the bandit
Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
I can't help it. It's my hobby.
- The Bugs Bunny Road Runner Movie
Very interesting, I see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed, and "all types of ill shit".
-Don't Be A Menace...
I'm a man of constant sorrow.
- O brother where art thou
My problem Is that I push people away and I hate them for leaving.
- Detective Pikachu
f**k em. Let em cook.
- Die Hard 3
How many men do you have in Kashanga?
- Tears of the Sun
About 800,000, a million maybe.
-Where The Buffalo Roam
Overwhelm the landing zone.
- We were soldiers
What the hell ? That's f**king machine guns.
They're firing at us. Machine guns!
It's a goddamn war zone! Get us out of here quick!
-Fear & Loathing
For You, The Day Bison Graced Your Village Was The Most Important Day In Your Life, But For Me? It Was Tuesday.
- Street Fighter
Yeah, well, I moved out of town.
-Where The Buffalo Roam
Was your trip productive?
- Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
Kinda f**ked up in general, but it's hard to gauge.
- Death to smoochy
Okay, now, piece of advice.
When you use the old celery trick, you're gonna wanna go with the thick end.
Seems counter-intuitive, but if you go thin end first, it just slides right out and you're... You're wasting your time.
-MacGruber
I was rapin' ya, if that's what you mean.
- Yellowbeard
You ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
-Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Hold up Chris. We'll get there. But let's slow it down. Let's slow it way down.
- The Hateful Eight
Why Johnny Ringo, you look someone just walked over your grave.
-Doc, Tombstone
That's because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system.
- Return of the king
How Rude!
-Jar Jar Binks, SW The Phantom Menace
Eat it Harvey!
- Die Hard
How come serial killers have two names, but lone gunman assassins have three.
John Wilkes Booth. Mark David Chapman. Lee Harvey Oswald.µ
-Conspiracy Theory
Brian Earl Spilner
- The fast and the furious
We don't speak his name.
- Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
In death, every member of project mayhem gets a name.
- Fight Club
They named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
-Anchorman
Why did you say that name?
Dawn of Justice
I don't care how many demons he's fought in how many hells. He's never fought us. Not us united.
- Zack Snyder's Justice League
"Lord, please help me to release this demon."
-Scary Movie 2
Come Demon!
- Gods of Egypt
All right. Stay here and go to jail. I'm leaving....
...Come on, you fiend !
Fear & Loathing
f**k em. Let's do it.
- HEAT
l want his family dead, his house burnt to the ground!
l want to piss on his ashes!
-The Untouchables
Who cares what a fat jap has to say?
- Savages
This was good conversation.
- The Last Samurai
I don't give a shit. You find him.
He owes me a cover story and I want it.
-Where The Buffalo Roam
Huh, you want to be daddy, is that it? Number 2, you want to wear the daddy pants? Huh, you gonna cry, you gonna cry? Huh, huh? You gonna cry? You gonna cry?
- Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
That's why, every day, I gotta do something rotten for my parents' sake and I cry for what I have to do.
But not much, though.
One single, salty tear is all that they will ever suck out of this Cry-Baby.
-Cry-Baby
He's an asshole.
- Back to the future 3
He was a sensitive man, though.
He told me he wanted to donate his organs to science before he died, so he could see where they ended up.
-Anchorman 2
I thought I smelled cabbage.
- Goldmember
Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore!
- The Wizard of Oz
A lot of guys wind up living in national parks.
- Hiding Out
Welcome to Jurassic Park.
- Jurassic Park