SFX Magazine & L'écran Fantastique (April/May 2012) [French]

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ChrisPachi

Quote from: Deuterium on May 11, 2012, 02:30:31 AM
Quote from: ThisBethesdaSea on May 11, 2012, 02:07:45 AM
Because a movie about a monster running around in a space craft growing 9 feet without eating is soo believable....
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b126/Deuterium/a3c56e9d-68c7-4306-9c0a-0bafd5ca1006.jpg
I'd pay to see the adult alien that resulted from that godless union.

OpenMaw

Quote from: Cvalda on May 11, 2012, 02:49:35 AM
I'm just sayin' ;D Our chestburster friend could have slipped into a fuel pipe or something and drunk up. It's an alien biological weapon, who knows what it can consume to gain biomass (aside from people).

I think it ate Brett and Parkar's stash of hash.

That would explain why it was such a mellow murderer.


Cvalda

:D

Spoiler
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Deuterium

Deuterium

#138
Quote from: Cvalda on May 11, 2012, 02:49:35 AM
I'm just sayin' ;D Our chestburster friend could have slipped into a fuel pipe or something and drunk up. It's an alien biological weapon, who knows what it can consume to gain biomass (aside from people).

I'm stickin' with the cat theory.  Mostly because my dog approves...mostly.

SpeedyMaxx

It's a movie, who cares?  Von Daniken's writing makes for good fiction.

ChrisPachi

Quote from: Deuterium on May 11, 2012, 02:58:10 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on May 11, 2012, 02:49:35 AM
I'm just sayin' ;D Our chestburster friend could have slipped into a fuel pipe or something and drunk up. It's an alien biological weapon, who knows what it can consume to gain biomass (aside from people).
I'm stickin' with the cat theory.  Most because my dog approves...mostly.

I have an alternate cat theory: Jonesy was sneaking it corn-bread.

Deuterium

Deuterium

#141
Quote from: ChrisPachi on May 11, 2012, 03:01:55 AM
I have an alternate cat theory: Jonesy was sneaking it corn-bread.

Plausible...but it doesn't explain the missing 151 cats.

Furthermore, it doesn't explain the opening caption when we see the Nostromo:

Quotecommercial towing vehicle 'The Nostromo'
crew: seven

cargo: refinery processing
19,999,990 tons of mineral ore
10 tons of kitty litter

course: returning to earth

Cvalda

Quote from: Deuterium on May 11, 2012, 03:11:00 AM
Quotecommercial towing vehicle 'The Nostromo'
crew: seven

cargo: refinery processing
19,999,990 tons of mineral ore
10 tons of kitty litter

course: returning to earth
.....who changed all the litter boxes when the crew was in hibernation? ಠ_ಠ

ChrisPachi

Quote from: Deuterium on May 11, 2012, 03:11:00 AM
Quotecommercial towing vehicle 'The Nostromo'
crew: seven

cargo: refinery processing
19,999,990 tons of mineral ore
10 tons of kitty litter

course: returning to earth

The real mystery is then; what did the cats eat!? ;D

Deuterium

Deuterium

#144
Quote from: Cvalda on May 11, 2012, 03:12:25 AM
.....who changed all the litter boxes when the crew was in hibernation? ಠ_ಠ

Ahhh, you see, there is where my theory hits a bit of a snag.

Quote from: ChrisPachi on May 11, 2012, 03:13:41 AM
The real mystery is then; what did the cats eat!? ;D

That also poses a bit of a stumper.

OpenMaw

Quote from: Cvalda on May 11, 2012, 03:12:25 AM
.....who changed all the litter boxes when the crew was in hibernation? ಠ_ಠ

Mother.

It really goes to the root of her depression, and explains why she refused to turn the cooling units back on.

Deuterium

Quote from: OpenMaw on May 11, 2012, 03:35:26 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on May 11, 2012, 03:12:25 AM
.....who changed all the litter boxes when the crew was in hibernation? ಠ_ಠ

Mother.

It really goes to the root of her depression, and explains why she refused to turn the cooling units back on.

Brilliant!  The theory is rescued.  If I just lost 151 beloved cats, and happened to be a maternal A.I., I'd be damned if I was gonna turn the cooling units back on, either.  And if I was feeling especially bitchy, I would have told Ripley she had 5 minutes until auto self-destruct...but really only given her 4.

Valaquen

Back on topic now, we''re getting derailed.

mcj5644

Superb job, Lostsoul.  Thank you!  ;)

ThisBethesdaSea

The point is....the ancient astronaut theory is as plausible theory as any for a science fiction film to explore. A story about a magic god like entity creating a garden for his creations to dwell in seems less plausible in my opinion.

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