The Warhammer 40k Thread

[Xenomrph]

Don't you need some Ultramarines for your Death Guard to fight?

That's what the Necrons are for

[Local Trouble]

You should get this:

https://spikeybits.com/store/Sci-Fi-Ruler-Miniature-3dArtGuy-p372345593

[[cancerblack]]

New Space Marines are legit terrible.

New Lizardmen are gorgeous.

[Local Trouble]

New Space Marines are legit terrible.

What's wrong with them?

[[cancerblack]]

Silly guns, even by Primaris standards. Inb4 a certain someone accuses them of being fine.






Lizards are sexy though.

[Local Trouble]

Silly guns, even by Primaris standards. Inb4 a certain someone accuses them of being fine.

Or maybe "Now I gotta get me some Ultramarines!"

[[cancerblack]]

Silly guns, even by Primaris standards. Inb4 a certain someone accuses them of being fine.

Or maybe "Now I gotta get me some Ultramarines!"

You realize that's just the display scheme and you can paint marines as any chapter you like, right?

[Local Trouble]

Silly guns, even by Primaris standards. Inb4 a certain someone accuses them of being fine.

Or maybe "Now I gotta get me some Ultramarines!"

You realize that's just the display scheme and you can paint marines as any chapter you like, right?

Of course, but why would you?  No 40k collection is complete without some Defaultmarines.  You made some yourself, didn't you?

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

When is Mr. Trouble going to start collecting and painting 40k miniatures?

[Local Trouble]

When he acquires some patience and talent.

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

You can always pay someone else to assemble and paint them for you.

[[cancerblack]]

Silly guns, even by Primaris standards. Inb4 a certain someone accuses them of being fine.

Or maybe "Now I gotta get me some Ultramarines!"

You realize that's just the display scheme and you can paint marines as any chapter you like, right?

Of course, but why would you?  No 40k collection is complete without some Defaultmarines.  You made some yourself, didn't you?

Yes, although I painted them in a 30 year old colour scheme and converted every single model so they're not truly default.

You can always pay someone else to assemble and paint them for you.

He should pay me.

[Local Trouble]

Can you make me an army of beep-boop Necrons?

[Xenomrph]

Silly guns, even by Primaris standards. Inb4 a certain someone accuses them of being fine.

They're not just fine, they're a fantastic addition to the Space Marine range and I eagerly look forward to seeing you (and others) lovingly paint them to a Golden Demon standard post haste.

[Local Trouble]

Are you gonna get some Defaultmarines now?