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Title: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Immortan Jonesy on Oct 15, 2019, 02:17:56 AM
Just ask a stupid question about our beloved franchises  ;D

How the Space Jockey from Alien was able to come back to his telescope chair if he was already dead Vickers' life boat?

Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Kradan on Feb 16, 2022, 11:46:29 AM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Oct 15, 2019, 02:17:56 AM
How the Space Jockey from Alien was able to come back to his telescope chair if he was already dead Vickers' life boat?

Time traveliing

What do Predator farts smell like ?
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Local Trouble on Feb 16, 2022, 05:42:24 PM
How did an egg get on the Sulaco? ???
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Kradan on Feb 16, 2022, 06:03:18 PM
Bishop laid it there. Like a chicken

Nobody said answer can't be stupid
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Immortan Jonesy on Feb 16, 2022, 09:38:27 PM
How is it possible that Ripley 8 has a better fashion sense than Ripley in Aliens ???
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Kradan on Feb 16, 2022, 10:09:25 PM
Because that movie was more concerned with fashion than with telling a good story  :P
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Local Trouble on Feb 16, 2022, 10:47:33 PM
Didn't Ripley 8 just wear whatever she was given?
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Kradan on Feb 16, 2022, 11:11:06 PM
One thing that drives me nuts is where did Ripley 8 find herself a new shiny outfit ?  You know, the one she shows up wearing while meeting Betty cree for the first time ?
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Local Trouble on Feb 16, 2022, 11:20:12 PM
Yeah, you'd think they'd keep her dressed like a mental patient.
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Immortan Jonesy on Feb 16, 2022, 11:24:59 PM
I have two more question. First...When Engineers wash their faces, do they go all the way to the top? Or do they use shampoo?

Also..
Spoiler
How long is an Engineer's penis?  :-X
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Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Kradan on Feb 16, 2022, 11:28:41 PM
1. Don't see any hair on them

2.
Spoiler
Shorter than it should be
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Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Immortan Jonesy on Feb 16, 2022, 11:46:19 PM
Quote from: Kradan on Feb 16, 2022, 11:28:41 PM
1. Don't see any hair on them

2.
Spoiler
Shorter than it should be
[close]

Well, no doubt David knows the answer, in the creepiest way.  :-X

(https://i.ibb.co/jGLcSq6/Engineer-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Immortan Jonesy on Feb 18, 2022, 05:42:36 PM
If SM was a character from Alien, Predator or AVP, which one would it be?
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Local Trouble on Feb 18, 2022, 05:51:47 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FS6Yr6wNHaBkZ4rqYLG%2Fgiphy.gif&hash=dc2cc735069fa765046be2cf5cd4170e631023a6)
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Kradan on Feb 18, 2022, 05:58:45 PM
(https://sm.ign.com/t/ign_ru/video/p/peter-weyland-at-ted-2023/peter-weyland-at-ted-2023_q3hb.1200.jpg)
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯 on Feb 18, 2022, 06:02:57 PM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Feb 18, 2022, 05:42:36 PM
If SM was a character from Alien, Predator or AVP, which one would it be?

He is Gorman. Refer to the Weyland Yutani Report.

Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Immortan Jonesy on Feb 21, 2022, 09:11:30 PM
If you had the chance, what question would you ask Salvador Larroca?
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: SiL on Feb 21, 2022, 09:22:24 PM
f**king why?
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Kradan on Feb 21, 2022, 09:40:17 PM
Can you chop off the hand with which you draw art ? Oh, wait, you can't. Well, I guess you're a lucky bastard. I hope your Wikipedia page is also traced ... from Adolf Hitler's one !
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Immortan Jonesy on Feb 21, 2022, 11:05:29 PM
Which franchise has the stupidest movie? Alien, AVP or Predator?
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Kradan on Feb 21, 2022, 11:21:12 PM
The Predator franchise
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Local Trouble on Feb 22, 2022, 01:21:49 AM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Feb 21, 2022, 09:11:30 PM
If you had the chance, what question would you ask Salvador Larroca?

"Are you the greatest comic book artist of all time, or just your generation?"
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Immortan Jonesy on Feb 22, 2022, 03:33:05 AM
Quote from: Local Trouble on Feb 22, 2022, 01:21:49 AM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Feb 21, 2022, 09:11:30 PM
If you had the chance, what question would you ask Salvador Larroca?

"Are you the greatest comic book artist of all time, or just your generation?"

The answer would be priceless  :o
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Immortan Jonesy on Mar 23, 2022, 05:47:35 AM
Why did David manipulate the body-posture of the dead Engineer in his lab to emulate Michelangelo's David?

(https://i.ibb.co/sFf65M9/Pics-Art-03-23-02-39-58.jpg)
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Kradan on Mar 23, 2022, 06:08:01 AM
Because why not ? That's what I  would do
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Immortan Jonesy on Mar 25, 2022, 09:29:33 PM
Is there an equivalent of SM but with Predator videos?
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Immortan Jonesy on Mar 30, 2022, 05:45:00 PM
Given the Predalien's bizarre ability...the Predator's sexual organs are in its mouth? ???

(https://i.ibb.co/NFJBkh6/AVPR-Aliens-vs-Predator-Requiem-2007-5.jpg)
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Kradan on Mar 30, 2022, 05:48:34 PM
(https://c.tenor.com/oIiqNWE3ofsAAAAC/shit-happens-predators.gif)

I have a better question for you: what is that thing inside Predator's mouth looks like ?
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Voodoo Magic on Mar 30, 2022, 05:52:33 PM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Mar 30, 2022, 05:45:00 PM
Given the Predalien's bizarre ability...the Predator's sexual organs are in its mouth? ???

The Voodoo Magic Egg Barfing Theory

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-01-2015/sZwQ7K.gif)

Yautja mouth = Reproductive Organ

(https://i.ibb.co/xq64cZK/bhelder01-1920x1200.jpg)

DNA Reflex. Predator DNA is dominant and exerts a greater influence over the Alien species than other species.

Result: Hybrid.

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/a/a7/SkinPred.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141124143602)
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Immortan Jonesy on Mar 30, 2022, 07:01:06 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 30, 2022, 05:52:33 PM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Mar 30, 2022, 05:45:00 PM
Given the Predalien's bizarre ability...the Predator's sexual organs are in its mouth? ???

The Voodoo Magic Egg Barfing Theory

https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-01-2015/sZwQ7K.gif

Yautja mouth = Reproductive Organ

(https://i.ibb.co/xq64cZK/bhelder01-1920x1200.jpg)

DNA Reflex. Predator DNA is dominant and exerts a greater influence over the Alien species than other species.

Result: Hybrid.

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/a/a7/SkinPred.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141124143602)

You always know how to think that interesting theory. I really dig it.  :o 8)
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Ivan The Insect on Mar 30, 2022, 08:26:15 PM
Do Xenomorphs get acid reflux when they try to feed on a synthetic?
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Kradan on Mar 30, 2022, 08:36:37 PM
They just bleed milk for day or two. Out of their assholes. Quite a sight
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Ivan The Insect on Mar 30, 2022, 08:39:34 PM
Quote from: Kradan on Mar 30, 2022, 08:36:37 PM
They just bleed milk for day or two. Out of their assholes. Quite a sight

Which raises the question... Are Xenomorph anuses on the backside of their torso/abdomen area or at the end of the tail like scorpions? If it is at the end of the tail then the tail is actually more of an extension of the abdomen than a proper vertebrate style tail.
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Kradan on Mar 30, 2022, 08:47:09 PM
Scorpions make poo with their tails ?  Eeeeeew

I would imagine since Alien looks pretty humanoid it should have human-like postion of its anus - we were just lucky enough to never see it. Or maybe it doesn't have Anus at all
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Voodoo Magic on Mar 31, 2022, 04:22:05 AM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Mar 30, 2022, 07:01:06 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 30, 2022, 05:52:33 PM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Mar 30, 2022, 05:45:00 PM
Given the Predalien's bizarre ability...the Predator's sexual organs are in its mouth? ???

The Voodoo Magic Egg Barfing Theory

https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-01-2015/sZwQ7K.gif

Yautja mouth = Reproductive Organ

(https://i.ibb.co/xq64cZK/bhelder01-1920x1200.jpg)

DNA Reflex. Predator DNA is dominant and exerts a greater influence over the Alien species than other species.

Result: Hybrid.

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/a/a7/SkinPred.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141124143602)

You always know how to think that interesting theory. I really dig it.  :o 8)

Well thank you my good friend! I do my best work intoxicated!
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Immortan Jonesy on Apr 01, 2022, 02:15:30 AM
Do you think Vermilion is going to direct one last Alien prequel before he retires?
Title: Re: Come up with a Stupid Question about Alien, Predator or AVP
Post by: Immortan Jonesy on Apr 29, 2022, 05:34:08 PM
What kind of pizza, the Nostromo's cafeteria on board has? In fact, I wondered if there was any kind of ice cream.