Favorite Halo Quotes/Dialogue

[That Yellow Alien]

Did he really say that?

[DB]

Aye. The IWHBYD skull is actually pretty cool... though the really cool sayings are still rare.

There's another cool one a marine says while shooting a dead body that's like "This is for the all the hunnies I could be sexing if I weren't here fighting you!".

I heard the Elites say some of the most badass things but I haven't really heard them say anything spectacular yet.

[Huol]

I don't remember those lines....

First quote:
Halo 2 when gravemind has The arbiter and master chief.


Second quote:
Halo 3, in the cutscene after the Arbiter kills truth.



Heres some of my favourites:


Marine: Get out of the frakkin way!

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*masterchief blows up a ghost with a tank*
Marine: Tank beats ghost!
*master chief kills a hunter in the tank*
Marine: Tank beats hunter!
*master chief blows up covenant phantom with the tank*
Marine: Tank beats everything! Haha! I could do this all day!

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Cortana: They let me pick. Did i ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan i wanted... You know me, i did my reasearch. Watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others you where strong and swift and brave. But you had something they didn't, something no-one else saw, but me... Can you guess? Luck...         Was i wrong?

Marine: This aint good
Marine2: damn, how far did he fall?
Marine: Two kilometers, easy.
Sgt. Johnson: Stay sharp!
Marine 3: His armours locked up, gel layer could have taken most of the impact... I don't know sergeant Major...
Sgt. Johnson: Radio for VTOL, we aint leaving him here.

Master Chief: No, your not.
Sgt. Johnson: Crazy fool! Why do you always jump! One of these days your gonna land on something as stubborn as you are! And i don't do bits and pieces... Where is she Chief, where's Cortana.

Cortana: Don't make a girl a promise... If you know you can't keep it.

Master Chief: She stayed behind.
Sgt. Johnson: Corporal! make it quick!
Corporal: Your armours still in partial lock down.
*after aiming training*
*master chief see's the arbiter, grabs Johnsons gun and puts it to his throat*
Sgt. Johnson: Chief wait! The arbiters with us! Come on now, we got enough to worry about without you too tryin to kill each other!
Arbiter: Were it so easy... We must go, the brutes have our scent.
Sgt. Johnson: Heh, they must love the smell of badass!


Welp. I didn't really write a quote, more like a whole scene.

[Master Chief]

Sgt. Johnson: Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy tanks! We had sticks. Two stick and a rock for the entire platoon! And we had to share the rock! You should consider yourself very lucky marines!

David Cross, to me, had the best ones. Marine - Heh! I ran out of grenades and accidently threw my lunch...It's true!

[Master Chief]

This just happened today while playing  MCC Halo 3. 

Grunt: The jerk store called, they're running out of you!

[Corporal Hicks]

Ha! I love the Bungie-era Grunt quips. Can't say I've ever really noticed any in 4.

[JokersWarPig]

These are two of my favorites for sure

[Master Chief]

haha I just finished the MCC ODST (on Legendary of course) and stumbled upon that dialogue while moving up the hill.

Halo 2 Brute after killing me: What was it trying to do?

[The Old One]

"This is not your grave, but you are welcome in it."

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks!
TWO sticks and a rock for a whole platoon... and we had to share the rock!"

"There is much talk, and I have listened, through rock and metal and time.
Now I shall talk, and you shall listen."

"There are those that said this day would never come...What are they to say now?"

[The Old One]

"Wake me, when you need me."

"Were it so easy."

[Master Chief]

Haha I was staring an Ultra and Halo 2 and he said, "Do you do foot massages, Arbiter?"   

[The Old One]

Lmfao that's brilliant, played it hundreds of times and never heard that.

[Master Chief]

  First time for me as well.  This happened last night and I was too busy laughing, that I forgot to record it.

The IWHBYD Skull never disappoints!

[The Old One]

No, certainly not. I'm looking forward to another playthrough with it when Reach releases.

[Master Chief]

While playing Halo 3.

Marine 1: Ow! My freaking butt cheek!

Marine 2: Dude, are you ok? That looks awful!