This world it's similar to Hieronymus Bosch's The Garden of Earthly Delights
. After Entity-0060
was accidentally freed from its Klein bottle-like prison by drunk superhero guys, the most powerful dude will do nothing to stop it. Instead he takes a nap and dreams of Captain Jade Mara, and her crew of adventurers never before seen in fiction, who must navigate the skies of a red planet in search of the ~ Ancient Psychic Tandem Pineal Gland ~
an astral anomaly that can be used to contact God.
The women in the world of the red-haired pirate girl are being oppressed by the macho religion of the Ivans; a fundamentalist warrior tribe with terrorist habits. She believes that the only way to stop them is for God to personally tell them that they nothing but f**king c**ts. Going through the Sand Worm Wars, Agent Dermonecrotic's Pandemic Olympics and some lockdowns she will finally reach her quest: the ~ Ancient Psychic Tandem Pineal Gland ~
wich it's iside of a sandworm queen, as big as a skyscraper.
In the interiors of the biopunkish structure, she sees a giant stone head, similar to that drunk guy with super powers who is dreaming of her. In order to activate the giant head, Jade Mara must make two twin fairies sing eiπ + 1 = 0
...almost unfortunately...some sacrifices are required for that, as fairies, aka Shobijin Nijibohs, will only sing once they have feasted on the blood of the Ivans. Millennia ago, they were scientists who after spending a lot of time living inside the sand worm queen, in order to study her (something like an intellectual parasitism), they ended up establishing a biomechanical symbiosis.
As the fairies are singing, the eyes of the giant head open, and entire galaxies can be seen through its eyes. Jade feels her consciousness slowly leaving her physical body.
In the next scene, we are no longer inside the worm queen of the red planet. We see closely the face of the guy waking up from his drunkenness with some hangover.Almighty Drunk Guy:
Jesus! My head is killing me!Jade Mara:
I think I feel the same!Almighty Drunk Guy:
wait..What ?! who said that?!
The dude looks to his right and sees a beautiful red-haired girl arround his own age, lying next to him looking at him.Almighty Drunk Guy:
Who are you? I mean, I don't know you but your face looks familiar. I think I had a dream...Jade Mara:
I think you're my creator...Almighty Drunk Guy:
What ?! I am only one of the 300s
, I mean I may be the strongest one of my squad, but I am far from being a God, I afraid.Jade Mara:
But then how do you explain that I have appeared in your world.Almighty Drunk Guy:
I'm not sure, but it may be that side effect of our drunkenness that makes our kind's dreams come true.Jade Mara:
I need your ... we need your help, Your Excellency.
The guy stands up, followed by Jade.Almighty Drunk Guy:
Alright. How can I help you?
The red-haired sailor explains to the superhero-like young man, everything. However, he barely pays attention, totally mesmerized by Jade's beauty. In the background his friends fight against Entity-0060
. They ask Him for help. He still doesn't do anything, and instead wipes Jade's tears. Then he kisses her leaving her somewhat puzzled. Both are silent for a few seconds, only the agonizing screams of his super friends can be heard who are being massacred by the eldritch abomination.
Then they both kiss passionately as if there was no tomorrow and nothing else matters. The Superman-like man flies away with Jade in his arms leaving death, darkness and destruction behind. Jade Mara:
But what about my friends ... and your whole world?Almighty Drunk Guy:
If beauty was an instant, you would be eternity my love. Don't be afraid, I've already taken care of the Ivans. They are a repressed memory now and your friends will be fine living in my mind. And all this destruction in my world, it will be be nothing more than a repressed memory of someone greater, and you and I honey, we will leave this doomed paradise to start again.
They both continue to kiss as they fly away...