In this topic we put the most memorable quotes from the site members. I will add every quote to the first message once it's posted.
Firsts:
Quote from: Puks on Jun 26, 2010, 05:55:56 PM
I'm a paradox! :D
Quote from: 08yeyinde on Jun 05, 2010, 10:29:57 AM
He reads my mind, dammit o.O
(About me)
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 11, 2010, 06:19:11 PM
Wolf is the incest lovechild of two predator-biased fanboys.
Quote from: Huol on Jan 20, 2009, 09:58:13 PM
Scuse me sir...
But you are a f**king dumbass.
Post away! :)
QuoteScuse me sir...
But you are a f**king dumbass.
- Huol
Topic?
I make sure that by clicking the text above the quote the member is directly redirected (:D) in the topic the quote was in initially.
It's a locked thread, which is why I quoted Huol the way I did.
I'm sure you've heard of Commander Griker, and if you haven't seen any of his threads, prepare to read the greatest thread ever.
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=22106.msg440670;topicseen#msg440670
Yes, anything from Giker is what I choose as my favourite quotes. :D
I think I can fix it..
Quote from: Huol on Jan 20, 2009, 09:58:13 PM
Scuse me sir...
But you are a f**king dumbass.
Gnah, the hour is wrong :-\ I've added it anyway
Post your favourite quotes here!!
Dunno. I haven't made any memorable ones though. SO far ;)
Not necessarily from yourself.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 26, 2010, 06:01:54 PM
In this topic we put the most memorable quotes from the site members. I will add every quote to the first message once it's posted.
Firsts:
Quote from: Puks on Jun 26, 2010, 05:55:56 PM
I'm a paradox! :D
You're too kind, Ozzy.
One has to see what's the origin of that quote... :D
I was there when it happened, lurking.
I thought this thread was a pretty damn good idea :)
I almost made another one when I found that there already was one created ;)
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Aug 18, 2010, 01:22:14 AM
^ Is correct on too many levels.
It made me
LOL.
May seem strange when out of context, but it was brilliant when relevant.
I cant make an actuall quote right now but I remember Predator Queen said...
"Glomp is eminent."
It made me lol.
Quote from: Private Hudson on Jun 26, 2010, 06:24:47 PM
Griker
I sure miss that crazy bastard. Everything he said was gold.
Quote from: TheMonolith on Aug 17, 2010, 03:15:34 PM
People who hate franchises without explaining their reasons
Star Wars
Even though I disagree with the overall meaning, I lol'd very hard. Exactly the kind of sharp, witty humor I like.
Quote from: DJ Pussyface on May 28, 2010, 07:44:09 AM
Why do people seem to hate Alien Ressurection? I watched it, and I loved it! Doesn't beat Aliens, but it comes close. I found the Newborn tragic, especially at the end.
Anything written by RakaiThwei. He's comedy gold.
QuoteThen we see a NASA person walking into the door and talks about it going on. "It looks like there a comit heading to earth" said the NASA person. Everyone is worried that the earth is damge and then we see a random person runing to the door and gabs a gun then kills his self because he thinks the earth is doom. Then there is blood and guts all over the ground and the president hears the sound, and walks to the room.
Barack Obama: "What was that sound and who killed the guy?"
NASA person: "He killed him self"
Barack Obama: "Say what?"
NASA person: "That right. He killed himself because he thought we are all doom due a unkown object heading to the earth"
Barack Obama: "Do we know what it is?"
NASA person: "Not really but i doubt it major"
Barack Obama: "I think we should keep it a sercet and not tell anyone about it like the event back in 2004 when we droop the bomb to wipe out those unknow group of animals"
FBI agent: "Good idea if anyone know about it then we should just say it a star then a comit that we will kill people"
FBI agent: "I like the idea. After we love keeping the stuff from people"
Barack Obama: "You guys take care of it. I will be going back to my office eating my KFC.
That whole story needs to be etched into platinum disks and then buried in a vault to protect it for future generations.
:D
Yes!
Quote from Huol:
Quote
I have to confess.
I'm a grey alien.
Now give me your anus so I may probe it's secrets.
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=22106.msg446582#msg446582
Always makes me lol.
Quote from: Vulhala on Aug 18, 2010, 09:04:22 AM
[Then we see a NASA person walking into the door and talks about it going on. "It looks like there a comit heading to earth" said the NASA person. Everyone is worried that the earth is damge and then we see a random person runing to the door and gabs a gun then kills his self because he thinks the earth is doom. Then there is blood and guts all over the ground and the president hears the sound, and walks to the room.
Barack Obama: "What was that sound and who killed the guy?"
NASA person: "He killed him self"
Barack Obama: "Say what?"
NASA person: "That right. He killed himself because he thought we are all doom due a unkown object heading to the earth"
Barack Obama: "Do we know what it is?"
NASA person: "Not really but i doubt it major"
Barack Obama: "I think we should keep it a sercet and not tell anyone about it like the event back in 2004 when we droop the bomb to wipe out those unknow group of animals"
FBI agent: "Good idea if anyone know about it then we should just say it a star then a comit that we will kill people"
FBI agent: "I like the idea. After we love keeping the stuff from people"
Barack Obama: "You guys take care of it. I will be going back to my office eating my KFC.
That is as awesome as Halos in Space. Got a link to the original post?
Indeed. (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=20274.0) Let us all revel in its glory.
We need to un-ban him. I actually think that if he wrote a full length novel it would bring world peace overnight. There is that much win.
Quote from: Sabres21768 on Aug 17, 2010, 09:13:19 PM
a n y t i m e n o w......
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f291/sabres21768/gifs2/shipping.gif
LMAO
^ You just can't stop watching even when you know its looped.
^ Wtf lol.
When did that come up? :D
Quote from: Porkus Maximus on Nov 11, 2008, 12:50:13 AM
Dearest Two-Stripes,
Your girl friend is a bit fat, I still would though. 17 is totally legal here.
Kindest regards,
Porkus Maximus.
The whole coversation is some of the funniest shit I've read on this site. Porkus's comment made me shoot coffee out my nose though so I have to give him his due. Linky. (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=3228.msg418392#msg418392)
And two years later, she's 19! The argument is now irrelevant!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxAKFlpdcfc
The phone lines are now open, gentlemen.
And for my contribution:
Quote from: Two-Stripes on Nov 11, 2008, 04:48:33 AM
Quote from: SM on Nov 11, 2008, 04:45:24 AM
Ooooohhh... rolly eye smiley always stings....
i know right! :D
almost as much as when DoomRulz splits his posts into two parts.
A) the obvious
and
B) the just plan dumb
Quote from: Vulhala on Sep 30, 2009, 10:35:24 AM
^Agreed.
However, as historical evidence shows, mankind has been fascinated by the phallic form for thousands of years. It was regarded as a symbol of strength, of masculinity and of course fertility.
Take Luxor Temple in Ancient Egypt for example. Once a year, during the Festival of Opet, locals were allowed into the inner sanctum of the temple to observe the Hieroglyphs and make offerings to the gods. While there, the local women made a beeline straight to the southeastern portion of the temple, which housed a carving of the god Horus, engorged. There they would rub the phallus depicted, in order to receive his blessing and favour, in the hope of gaining increased fertility. So vigorous was their worship, the stone is now stained for all time:
http://www.hat.net/album/middle_east/004_egypt/day_41_temple_of_luxor/006_god_with_long_penis.jpg
Therefore, Alien fans cannot be judged for their love of the cock-headed space locust, as it is a part of human nature to love and revere the cock.
Pred fans on the other hand, are perverts, for the reasons I gave in my last post.
Quote from: SiL on Oct 03, 2009, 02:28:45 AM
Quote from: Master Chief on Oct 02, 2009, 04:10:23 PM
I think you defended us in your thread killer...Aliens fans love the cock and what it represents whereas Predator fans love puddy tat in their face.
Quite the opposite!
Alien fans hate the cock and fear it, as it represents death - They spend their time avoiding this harbinger of doom where possible. Predator fans, similarly, fear the vagina, and spend their time trying to kill it - The Predator, as ubermensch, emasculates humans, and therefore its destruction is sought for. At the seat of this emasculation is a corruption of the vagina itself, root of all femininity!
Alien fans see a wang and run screaming, Pred fans see a vagina and start shooting in a misguided attempt to reassert their injured masculinity!
Quote from: TJ Doc on Oct 23, 2009, 12:53:31 AM
You got me out of bed for this?
Oh well, here it is:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1393/1021697399_1bf4715355.jpg?v=0
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Oct 23, 2009, 05:05:50 AM
THAT"S NOT CRATER CAKE!!! >:(
Quote from: TJ Doc on Oct 23, 2009, 11:51:25 PM
THERE'S A FU#KING CRATER IN IT!!!!!! >:( >:(
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Oct 24, 2009, 12:06:31 AM
Crater cake is banana bread with chocolate chips and brown sugar. That is a cake WITH A HOLE IN IT!!! >:( >:( >:(
Quote from: TJ Doc on Oct 24, 2009, 01:29:06 PM
...
http://thepioneerwoman.com/tasty-kitchen/files/2009/08/banana-bread-0309.jpg
My first thread kill. :)
What?! Now one kills threads but me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAjhtPZGDY
Quote from: BLAIN on Aug 26, 2010, 11:04:37 PM
Quote from: Hive Tyrant on Aug 26, 2010, 11:02:03 PM
I wonder where the hell Wolf got that Queen head...
Sideshow Collectibles
LMAO
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 06, 2010, 08:42:52 AM
Just about. Too bad Melissa is completely out of it. :-\
I just don't know where everybody is gonna sleep. The guest room is for like, only two people, and my bedroom..
On second thought, I don't really care where everybody else goes f*ck em', I just wonder where I should put Melissa..
Tee-hee.. I should put Charlie and Brian in the same bed!!! :o That'd be the funniest shit ever! Payback for not STFU earlier.. but then again, thatd be preeeeeeettttyy distrubing. :P
:D :D
Even though I'm probably going to delete all of my retarded posts tomorrow (yes, all these quotes will be lost like tears in the rain), this one will stay barren as a stark reminder of what not to post. :-\
I still lol'd though
I can delete it if you want. ;)
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 06, 2010, 09:00:56 AM
Even though I'm probably going to delete all of my retarded posts tomorrow (yes, all these quotes will be lost like tears in the rain), this one will stay barren as a stark reminder of what not to post. :-\
I still lol'd though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEKywn7fhVo
The line must be drawn here! Now! No further!
[Edit] Um.. so how about that weather?
^ Is ummm nice weather.....
Space's Picard response actually made me laugh out loud. That hasn't happened in a while.
HA!
Also just look at my sig :D
HA! :D
I need buy a print and a picture frame for this one:
Quote from: TJ Doc on Sep 06, 2010, 11:58:55 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Sep 06, 2010, 05:52:53 AM
Quote from: TJ Doc on Sep 05, 2010, 11:45:02 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi787.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy151%2FTJDocT84%2FDukeWallpaper.jpg&hash=d852dc243b4013168a92b9d43140ed686e391440)
Yeah, I'm getting caught up in the hype. :P
I just hope that hasn't pushed A:CM outta the picture. :-\
Doubt it'll have much of an effect. As far as I understand it, Gearbox are just applying the finishing touches to DNF, so it shouldn't take up too much of their time.
Quote from: DoomRulz on Sep 07, 2010, 02:31:48 AM
Finishing touches meaning boobies? ;D
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Sep 07, 2010, 03:19:49 AM
One can only hope.
Er... that was directed at TJ.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 07, 2010, 03:26:37 AM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Sep 07, 2010, 02:31:48 AM
Finishing touches meaning boobies? ;D
One can only hope.
Not only is it hilarious, but it says a lot about the people involved :D
We could sell these things. Put 'em on plates, or something. We'd make a killing.
Special AvP Galaxy t-shirts, pens, mouse pads, you name it.
You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it, you're selling it!
Well, just the timing of that epic reference deserves a place in the thread.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Sep 07, 2010, 03:45:45 AM
You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it, you're selling it!
Now that it's in a quote box, it is solidified.
I don't think we can sell that one, though. Copyrights and shit like that.
Shobidoo would sue, I just know it.
:D
I like this thread, I like it. ;D
Quote from: SM on Jul 07, 2010, 02:34:26 AM
Aliens can fly in space? Faster than light no less!
This is what Purebreed told me today during game night:
QuoteHicks, I will find a way to enter you!
:o
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Sep 08, 2010, 10:18:51 PM
QuoteHicks, I will find a way to enter you!
:o
*Facepalm* That is a disturbing choice of words..
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Sep 08, 2010, 10:18:51 PM
This is what Purebreed told me today during game night:
QuoteHicks, I will find a way to enter you!
:o
So many connotations... :-X
Guess what I spent the majority of the night mocking? lol
Well, looks like that shotgun will come in handy...
Lol. Wish I had been on.
I agree with the above statements :D
I did spend a lot of time running away from him. It made me nervous. :-\
Lol Was a good night.
Was he playing as an Alien?
^ Lol that would be extremely creepy if he was
He was indeed playing as an Alien, atleast when he wanted to "enter" the others.
Bow-chicka-bow-wow.
Oh Jesus. When he's not sodomizing my dead body (Good times.. *winks at Hicks and Fitz*), he is entering other people's alive bodies. *Shiver*
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 08, 2010, 10:32:12 PM
Oh Jesus. When he's not sodomizing my dead body (Good times.. *winks at Hicks and Fitz*), he is entering other people's alive bodies. *Shiver*
*Tries to breathe after laughing too much*
Ahh odd times. :)
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Sep 08, 2010, 10:31:55 PM
Bow-chicka-bow-wow.
This deserves to be in here.
NOW! :D
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 08, 2010, 10:32:12 PM
Oh Jesus. When he's not sodomizing my dead body (Good times.. *winks at Hicks and Fitz*), he is entering other people's alive bodies. *Shiver*
Yes, I heard about the sodomizing thing.
I need to get in on these games. :D
*Looks at time*
Anyone up for it right now?
Im up for a few quick games.
Yeah, sure. Don't have much to do.
Sweeper you up to it?
I can get on this computer later, probably. The whole script can come later.
Right now id rather spend some X-box time and relax.
I might just wear my mic, I'm writing write now.
Unless something convices me.
My avatar is Roy Batty! Your arguments are invalid. Play.
^ Frag writing a response to Sweeps you win :D
And mine is Number Six. Whajjahgonna do, ah?
We both have human-looking robots as avatars...
Woah.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 08, 2010, 10:57:59 PM
And mine is Number Six. Whajjahgonna do, ah?
Deny your reality and substitute my own?
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Sep 08, 2010, 10:58:39 PM
We both have human-looking robots as avatars...
Woah.
:o
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Sep 08, 2010, 10:58:39 PM
We both have human-looking robots as avatars...
Woah.
Dew-ew-ew-ewd. That's intense maaaaan. :D
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 08, 2010, 10:59:17 PM
Deny your reality and substitute my own?
No, only Bungie can do that.
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 08, 2010, 11:17:18 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Sep 08, 2010, 12:59:37 PM
Quote from: SM on Sep 08, 2010, 03:57:59 AM
But then I'm not a nitpicking dino-nazi.
http://fotos.sapo.pt/2TtVuqqCr2uKNkGwwK3E/
The Tyrannosaurus Reich!
http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/1000/1988_1183405446599.jpg
This is an epic quote :D
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 08, 2010, 11:00:55 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 08, 2010, 10:59:17 PM
Deny your reality and substitute my own?
No, only Bungie can do that.
No, only Adam Savage can do that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8qcccZy03s
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Sep 08, 2010, 10:18:51 PM
This is what Purebreed told me today during game night:
QuoteHicks, I will find a way to enter you!
:o
It's totally out of context! :D
Hahaha, sounds like you get way too competitive Puba :D
Quote from: Vulhala on Sep 09, 2010, 09:59:46 AM
Hahaha, sounds like you get way too competitive Puba :D
Noooooo!
I can't even remember what I was trying to say, but I got my words mixed up. :D
Think you were just trying to TK me. But you said what's in your heart lol
You're all wrong.
PBA was trying to enter Corporal Hicks' mind.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Sep 09, 2010, 11:12:28 AM
You're all wrong.
PBA was trying to enter Corporal Hicks' behind.
Fixed.
Vulhala in reference to AR Blu-ray:
Quote from: Vulhala on Sep 09, 2010, 10:24:36 AM
Nice. Well you can't polish a turd, but you can roll one in glitter I guess.
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Sep 09, 2010, 09:57:43 AM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Sep 08, 2010, 10:18:51 PM
This is what Purebreed told me today during game night:
QuoteHicks, I will find a way to enter you!
:o
It's totally out of context! :D
All I know is I'm a gonna watch my motion tracker when I play with you.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shanghaiist.com%2Fattachments%2Fshang_nickw%2Fsuspicious.jpg&hash=d0f28d4151d06f1e6899dc6f198cc948b64b4d81)
Quote from: AvatarIII on Sep 09, 2010, 09:51:33 AM
No, only Adam Savage can do that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8qcccZy03s
Was gonna' link an Adam Savage pic. Probably best I don't. :D
If I didn't love my sigature so much, this is what it would be:
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Sep 10, 2010, 02:31:52 AM
Quote from: Dachande on Sep 10, 2010, 02:31:00 AM
Yeah Sweeps, just go to a corner, and picture yourself alone with Miranda Lawson for a while...
He's done that before... :-X
Quote from: Vulhala on Sep 09, 2010, 11:14:07 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Sep 09, 2010, 11:12:28 AM
You're all wrong.
PBA was trying to enter Corporal Hicks' behind.
Fixed.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Sep 10, 2010, 12:05:35 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Sep 09, 2010, 09:57:43 AM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Sep 08, 2010, 10:18:51 PM
This is what Purebreed told me today during game night:
QuoteHicks, I will find a way to enter you!
:o
It's totally out of context! :D
All I know is I'm a gonna watch my motion tracker when I play with you.
http://www.shanghaiist.com/attachments/shang_nickw/suspicious.jpg
Dammit all!
:D
-_-
Herp Derp.
Quote from: brennan4 on Oct 02, 2010, 01:51:14 AM
Good God, where do you people find these things?
It sounds so much like genuine shock, and it make me laugh
very loud. :D
Quote from: SiL on Oct 05, 2010, 12:58:18 AM
Your crazy. I won't feel happy till I know the entire planet was swarming in giant f**king penguins looking somewhere between cute and horrifying.
This... must be carved into stone somewhere somehow.
To the mountains of madness!
On IM:
Predator Queen: Westerns should've died already..
Cap.Fitzgerald: Nah
Space Sweeper: No.
Sobidoo: Never.
...
Space Sweeper: It's a guy thing.
Predator Queen wants Westerns to die?
Blasphemy.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 15, 2010, 01:41:19 AM
On IM:
Predator Queen: Westerns should've died already..
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.meh.ro%2Foriginal%2F2009_12%2Fmeh.ro2951.jpg&hash=8ecffb0418f031b291c9b6d7dde975ebf50f0396)
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 15, 2010, 01:41:19 AM
On IM:
Predator Queen: Westerns should've died already..
Cap.Fitzgerald: Nah
Space Sweeper: No.
Sobidoo: Never.
...
Space Sweeper: It's a guy thing.
So much win. :D
This was absolutely rapid fire:
Jack says:
Gotta catch 'em all!
shobi says:
POKEMON!
Rishon says:
AND PAY THE FINE THAT COMES WITH IT TO SUCK IN CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE! YOU GOT A SHINY CARD?!?! YA BRO I TOTALLY GOT A FU*KING SHINY CARD!!! DUDE!!! BROOOO!!!!! I'M SO FU*KING HARD WITH THIS SHINY!!!!
shobi says:
HOly shit a shiny pigy!
Jack says:
I don't like Pokemon anymore.
Haven't for ages.
Rishon says:
I stopped around 8.
Jack says:
Sounds about right.
I love our IM conversations, me and Marines are like gas and open flame. The results are explosive.
Just like the results of that autopsy, eh?
I just found this:
Quote from: Alienseseses on Mar 14, 2008, 01:02:30 AM
Is his stomach folding?
Quote from: Master Chief on Mar 14, 2008, 03:35:02 PM
No, in the Ultimate Fantabulistic Unrated DVD, The BS say that Wolf was trying to fart.
Quote from: jimmylace on May 14, 2008, 12:36:15 AM
heres some grabs
the forest scene:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg135.imageshack.us%2Fimg135%2F4416%2Fblackpi1.jpg&hash=d4444ef59a89df3317dd3998cba2059b6732ebfc)
the sewer fight:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg135.imageshack.us%2Fimg135%2F4416%2Fblackpi1.jpg&hash=d4444ef59a89df3317dd3998cba2059b6732ebfc)
this is the scene where jesse and dale kiss:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg135.imageshack.us%2Fimg135%2F4416%2Fblackpi1.jpg&hash=d4444ef59a89df3317dd3998cba2059b6732ebfc)
the predator in all his glory:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg135.imageshack.us%2Fimg135%2F4416%2Fblackpi1.jpg&hash=d4444ef59a89df3317dd3998cba2059b6732ebfc)
the bedroom scene:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg135.imageshack.us%2Fimg135%2F4416%2Fblackpi1.jpg&hash=d4444ef59a89df3317dd3998cba2059b6732ebfc)
and the final fight
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg135.imageshack.us%2Fimg135%2F4416%2Fblackpi1.jpg&hash=d4444ef59a89df3317dd3998cba2059b6732ebfc)
.........................................
........................this movie was so f**king dark.
;D
Ah, looking through these pages. Good times. :)
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 16, 2010, 08:22:40 AM
This was absolutely rapid fire:
Jack says:
Gotta catch 'em all!
shobi says:
POKEMON!
Rishon says:
AND PAY THE FINE THAT COMES WITH IT TO SUCK IN CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE! YOU GOT A SHINY CARD?!?! YA BRO I TOTALLY GOT A FU*KING SHINY CARD!!! DUDE!!! BROOOO!!!!! I'M SO FU*KING HARD WITH THIS SHINY!!!!
shobi says:
HOly shit a shiny pigy!
Jack says:
I don't like Pokemon anymore.
Haven't for ages.
Rishon says:
I stopped around 8.
Jack says:
Sounds about right.
I love our IM conversations, me and Marines are like gas and open flame. The results are explosive.
I
need SpaceMarines' MSN now, imagine ALL OF US. IN ONE CONVERSATION. :o
Space, throw it my way in either this thread or PM. Please. ;D
QuoteRishon Marrell Cox says:
Yeah, I don't want to stick my dick into this thing without a co-, GODSDAMMIT!
Jack says:
XD
You gotta get ahold of yourself, Sweeps.
Things are getting out of hand.
Asha says:
i just started to read O-o
Rishon Marrell Cox says:
I don't want it to get out of hand!
Asha says:
what is going on
Rishon Marrell Cox says:
I want it firmly in my grasp!
Juan says:
Oh god
I dunno whats going on!
Jack says:
Just concentrate, that's all you gotta do.
Asha says:
me too
Rishon Marrell Cox says:
1 more year, Fitz, I promise!
Then you'll know!
Jack says:
XD
Rishon Marrell Cox says:
XD
Juan says:
...
This was hilarious! I haven't laughed this hard for a while. :D
Does my MSN really show up as a link to you?
It should say my actual name.
It's 'cause you appear offline, I believe.
Nope, Im always online.
You appear offline to me.
Odd.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 16, 2010, 08:22:40 AM
This was absolutely rapid fire:
Jack says:
Gotta catch 'em all!
shobi says:
POKEMON!
Rishon says:
AND PAY THE FINE THAT COMES WITH IT TO SUCK IN CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE! YOU GOT A SHINY CARD?!?! YA BRO I TOTALLY GOT A FU*KING SHINY CARD!!! DUDE!!! BROOOO!!!!! I'M SO FU*KING HARD WITH THIS SHINY!!!!
shobi says:
HOly shit a shiny pigy!
Jack says:
I don't like Pokemon anymore.
Haven't for ages.
Rishon says:
I stopped around 8.
Jack says:
Sounds about right.
I love our IM conversations, me and Marines are like gas and open flame. The results are explosive.
8? you mean am or pm :D (teeheehee)
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The third and second ones seemed to genuinely scare SpaceMarines :D
I was howling in laughter when I read his reaction:
Quote
Space Sweeper: http://oi56.tinypic.com/2aj3l2v.jpg
Jack: AAAAAAAHHH!
*runs away screaming*
Space Sweeper: http://oi51.tinypic.com/2j4wmfk.jpg
Jack: Give me some warning!
That was fu*king terrifying!
Space Sweeper: http://oi54.tinypic.com/1zxv7zo.jpg
Jack: It looked like something outta Lovecraft!
:D These are the moments that must be preserved!
The Horror Zone:Spoiler
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I'm glad I missed MPH...
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 15, 2010, 01:41:19 AM
On IM:
Predator Queen: Westerns should've died already..
Cap.Fitzgerald: Nah
Space Sweeper: No.
Sobidoo: Never.
...
Space Sweeper: It's a guy thing.
lol
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 22, 2010, 07:11:22 AM
:D These are the moments that must be preserved!
The Horror Zone:
Spoiler
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... whu thu fu...?
Y'all gotta add me to MSN - nikky_nerevar@hotmail.com. Do it! I want to see the gas and the open flame be explosive and all that. :D
Sweeper, what da' hell did I just look at? :D
Quote from: TJ Doc on Oct 22, 2010, 10:52:50 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 22, 2010, 07:11:22 AM
:D These are the moments that must be preserved!
The Horror Zone:
Spoiler
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... whu thu fu...?
You only know but a taste of the horror...
I need to be on MSN more often. :D
Quote from: SiL on Sep 07, 2010, 11:18:07 PM
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m191/Izzys88/Aliens/picture005.jpg
The alternate ending to Alien³ was fairly disappointing.
Quote from: SM on Sep 07, 2010, 11:21:54 PM
Velma - Now let's see who this really is?
*whips off mask*
All - Superintendent Andrews!!!
Andrew - And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!!
Daphne - Wait... How di he fit in that su-
Scooby - Rooby-rooby rooooooo!!!
I shoulda fix my MSN, too. I had promised to give my MSn contact to PBa, thousands of years ago... :P
Yes, yes you did. :D
Yeah, when I have time I'm gonna re-install it and learn all the settings good.
---
Quote from: Spaghetti on Jun 22, 2010, 05:55:22 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 22, 2010, 04:34:24 PM
In reality the Space Jockeys are nothing more than Suits used by the Predators for their interstellar travels.
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QuoteThe Derelict was no more than a Cargo bringing Alien Eggs to a Hunt Reserve Planet.
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QuoteAt a certain point one of the eggs awakened for some kind of reason and infected the pilot, creating a Predalien that killed and egg-morphed all of the other crew members.
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BLUGHEUHWELRGW;TRI;ROITVBWWGGB
Almost 5 months since this post was made, and it still makes me die from laughter. :D :D
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 15, 2010, 01:41:19 AM
On IM:
Predator Queen: Westerns should've died already..
Cap.Fitzgerald: Nah
Space Sweeper: No.
Sobidoo: Never.
...
Space Sweeper: It's a guy thing.
Chatting on MSN never fails to amuse.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 27, 2010, 07:28:53 PM
Yeah, when I have time I'm gonna re-install it and learn all the settings good.
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Quote from: Spaghetti on Jun 22, 2010, 05:55:22 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 22, 2010, 04:34:24 PM
In reality the Space Jockeys are nothing more than Suits used by the Predators for their interstellar travels.
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QuoteThe Derelict was no more than a Cargo bringing Alien Eggs to a Hunt Reserve Planet.
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QuoteAt a certain point one of the eggs awakened for some kind of reason and infected the pilot, creating a Predalien that killed and egg-morphed all of the other crew members.
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BLUGHEUHWELRGW;TRI;ROITVBWWGGB
Almost 5 months since this post was made, and it still makes me die from laughter. :D :D
It's made all the better that that's a personal hero of mine. :D
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Aug 18, 2010, 08:47:34 AM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Aug 17, 2010, 03:15:34 PM
People who hate franchises without explaining their reasons
Star Wars
Even though I disagree with the overall meaning, I lol'd very hard. Exactly the kind of sharp, witty humor I like.
Despite the incredibly late reaction, I am quite flattered this little half assed joke of mine somehow ended up here. ;)
Quote from: shobidoo on Nov 03, 2010, 02:37:26 AM
You chest will stay with me for the rest of my life.
:D
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 03, 2010, 02:43:50 AM
To Kill a Mockingbird.
I'm reading the book right now. :)
EDIT: DAMN YOU, FITZGERALD!!!
>:D
Yesh!
On IM:
Quote
MrBrokenTusks. says:
also sweeeps you have the coolest email ever, much props.
Space Sweeper says:
Thanks xD
UltimateDuck
I don't know what I was thinking, but it's pretty hardcore
Predator Queen says:
not really
Space Sweeper says:
I'd say it is
It's intense shit.
Shobidoo says:
What does it mean?
Space Sweeper says:
I mean, picture a fu*kin' duck.. alright? And this fu*kin' duck is half cyborg.. still followin'? And this fu*kin' duck has a fu*kin' robotic wing.. you read? And this fu*kin' duck's fu*kin' robotic arm shoots both live rounds and energy bursts.. okay? So please tell me the part where that shit isn't hardcore.
Oh yeah, and also the fu*kin' duck has a fu*kin' HUD projection eye.
Shobidoo says:
And it has lazor eyes!
Space Sweeper says:
No.
That's gay.
If only IM hadnt been the most likely cause of my computers crash
Why the hell would that be? It obviously doesn't carry any viruses.
Its the only reason that makes sense
..But it doesn't, so you're gonna have to find another route. ;)
Quote
Predator Queen
V Space Dingo will eat your space baby!
Space Sweeper:
^ Not if I sweep that bitch first!
Priceless!
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THATS A GI-F**KING-GANTIC FACE!
Quote from: keylight-di on Dec 16, 2009, 10:07:16 AM
The decision is very difficult. Let me think.
Aliens - the mystical idea of death. Looking into the eyes of infinity. The final question to the god.
Predators - a challenge to destiny. The challenge thrown in the face of death. Pride, honor and courage. Absolute fight to the end.
If the Aliens are the question, the Predators are the answer. The last piece of the puzzle of miracle play of life..
And I like the answers. So - Predators. Absolutely, though not without hesitation.
Spoiler
Aliens look better as a trophy on the trophy-wall.... ;)
Downright poetic.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 02, 2010, 06:26:46 PM
PBA.. the sly British bastard.
It just made me laugh, I feel it deserves to be here. :D
Quote from: Alexa Chung on November 02, 2010, 06:04:26 PM
have you heard of anything apart from ghost rider
Ghost Rider: Dragon Ball Z. ;)
Quote"Rommel.. you magnificent bastard, I READ YOUR BOOK!"
Luke says:
Well, I'm off. Talk to you another time.
Asha says:
{Passes out masks}
Rishon says:
VIMMY!!
Paschenda- oh, wait.
Jack says:
I read YOUR BOOK!
I learned TO COOK!
Over there, LET'S LOOK!
And so forth...
Luke has left the conversation.
Rishon says:
"I live in A NOOK!"
Asha says:
i wish i knew you guys in real life we can start to vandilise things tomarow
Jack says:
Uh...
No thank you.
Asha says:
not even with a sharpy?
Jack says:
Nixon's a CROOK!
Rishon says:
"With Captain HOOK!"
Asha says:
both of you shut it
Jack says:
What the FOOK!
Rishon says:
During coitus I SHOOK!
Jack says:
XD
Rishon says:
xD
XD
Ecks dee.
Quoteshobi says:
Yea you jack
I would do you Jack
:D
Where does all this funkyzeit take place? Sounds like a lot of fun :D
MSN.
Room for one more?
Quote from: Vulhala on Nov 06, 2010, 12:13:38 AM
Room for one more?
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ultimateduck569@hotmail.com
Do it nao.
I'm installing now :)
EDIT: Invite sent.
Quote from: Vulhala on Nov 06, 2010, 12:17:43 AM
I'm installing now :)
EDIT: Invite sent.
Yeeeees. Join the madness...
*rubs hands together*
Quote
First Blood: Sweeps, how are ya!
Space Sweeper: Dirty and filthy as Yesterday
Space Sweeper: Except this time I think I have herpes.
First Blood: Oh, wonderful. How did you accomplish that?!
Space Sweeper: (In Jeff Goldblum/Ellen DeGeneres voice) Well, there was something called a bed-bus.
Aaand um, well, I was interested.
Space Sweeper: Aaaaand, well, I thought it'd be fun to, well, uh, try something new.
First Blood: Hehe.
Space Sweeper: Aaaand uh, well, I, I was raped.
(Matter-of-factly)
Space Sweeper: Molested, JUST that, just BAM! He-he-he.
Aaaand well, now, I am here. With herpes.
And UH yeah.
First Blood: Molested. Oh gawd, repent now!
Space Sweeper: ...
Space Sweeper: We've got a lot of great talent on the show tonight- uh, ALICIA KEYS, we have UH-LICIA KEYS here tonight! *Audience roar* I know, I uh, thought so too! He-he!
*Dancing*
First Blood: I uhhh see. She's uhhh very beautiful. I am uhh cleary alarmed here. Te-hee.
Space Sweeper: LOL
The bed bus! :D
Quoteshobi says:
Its cool, we all wanna bone in Jacks mind.
Soooo many ways that can be taken. :D
QuoteSpace Sweeper: I know you told me to clean up, but I couldn't help but blow my load on your cerebral cortex.
I'll be with you shortly guy. I'm installing messenger but my laptop is slower than George Bush.
Quote from: Vulhala on Nov 06, 2010, 12:38:49 AM
I'll be with you shortly guy. I'm installing messenger but my laptop is slower than George Bush.
I see what you did there. :D
Quote from: Vulhala on Nov 06, 2010, 12:38:49 AM
I'll be with you shortly guy. I'm installing messenger but my laptop is slower than George Bush.
"
Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"
You've misunderestimated me for the last time Sweeper >:(
Spoiler
Don't worry, I'll lick you out as soon as my phone rings- I promise.
Quoteshobi says:
My sacks just fine, ask Mike!
No explanation is required.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 06, 2010, 02:08:20 AM
Quoteshobi says:
My sacks just fine, ask Mike!
No explanation is required.
Oh shit.
Spoiler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LnK8b_jk8w
Epic bromance theme is epic!
Sorry I bailed so quick guys. My boy is not well.
Quote from: Vulhala on Nov 06, 2010, 02:38:08 AM
Sorry I bailed so quick guys. My boy is not well.
I hope he feels better Vul. :(
Quote from: Vulhala on Nov 06, 2010, 02:38:08 AM
Sorry I bailed so quick guys. My boy is not well.
Family comes first. Hope he gets better.
Hope your boy gets better, Vul. Feel free to add me by the way.
Purebreedalien@hotmail.co.uk
This (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=22176.0) thread is full of fail and win at the same time. :D
Ahh, Griker. :D
A fairy. :D
Rishon Marrell Cox wrote
I can't even think straight
Omega Sword wrote
That's the norm.
:D
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 08, 2010, 04:59:50 AM
Quote from: SM on Nov 08, 2010, 04:56:28 AM
If the company mutha'uckas weren't 'ucking with the Na'vis shi' in the first place, they'd still be living mutha'uckas.
How many mutha'uckas?
Quote from: SM on Nov 08, 2010, 05:01:31 AM
Too many to count, mutha'uckas.
:D
LOL
I love SM sometimes!
:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqxnm6t3QMw#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqxnm6t3QMw#ws)
Rishon Marrell Cox wrote:
by those standards, I wish I could become the next Dexter Morgan. >:(
Platypus Monstruosity wrote
Haha.
Wouldn't you want to be Chuck though
With Yvonne as a fiancee
Rishon Marrell Cox wrote
...
Yes.
Also, being Dexter would tease me with a hot sister.
Platypus Monstruosity wrote
INCEST
Rishon Marrell Cox wrote
INCESTION
Best. Movie. Ever.
:D I am "Platypus Monstruosity" for the record.
INCETION
That wouldnt be mind f**k it would be literal f**k!
Jack says:
It's easier to get me to laugh when actually talking to me.
When I'm alone, it's much harder.
Space Sweeper says:
>.>
<.<
Jack says:
8)
Space Sweeper says:
That's what I thought.
Ah, sexual humour. Is there any other kind?
Yeah thee is man, and to be honest it can be a whole lot better!
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 08:45:11 AM
Yeah thee is man, and to be honest it can be a whole lot better!
wut.
Dude, get on MSN, me PBA and Marines. Fun.
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 08:45:11 AM
Yeah thee is man, and to be honest it can be a whole lot better!
Thee? This ain't the 17th century, Fitz.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 11, 2010, 08:49:30 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 08:45:11 AM
Yeah thee is man, and to be honest it can be a whole lot better!
Thee? This ain't the 17th century, Fitz.
Though shall not contradict my point squire!
You, good sir, are a villain!
GET UR FRAKKIN ASS ON MSN!!!!!!
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 11, 2010, 09:00:22 AM
You, good sir, are a villain!
no u tybalt.
No MSN.
Sleep
Frak that brosef. Cmon. Just stay and have fun for a bit. If it helps Im a bit buzzed?
Tempting but again, I cant use MSN.
A. I lost the information
B. I lost the program
A- Re-download
B- Re-download
C- It doesnt take long
R-I dont know what the f**k i'm saying
Info. Sign in info.
New account. Takes about 2 minutes to make.
Ima just stay on here. its hard enough to stay awake anyways....
Spoiler
Spoiler
thats what she said
That made little-to-no sense.
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 09:23:53 AM
Ima just stay on here. its hard enough to stay awake anyways....
Spoiler
Spoiler
thats what she said
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Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 11, 2010, 09:19:42 AM
New account. Takes about 2 minutes to make.
That's what I've done, too.
i thought you could sign in with your windows live account, which you have to have to have an xbox live account or hotmail address, who doesn't have either one of those?
QuoteOmega Being says
Where are you?
Purebreed Alien says
Here.
Jack Edwards says
No, you're there.
I'm here.
Purebreed Alien says
Omega Being says
He's there.
Purebreed Alien says
I'm thar
Omega Being says
I'm thir.
Jack Edwards says
You're there.
I'm here.
Purebreed Alien says
I'm hthar
Omega Being says
He's in another place.
Sorta.
Jack Edwards says
Now I'm there.
Purebreed Alien says
Now I'm here.
Now I'm there.
Now I'm everywhere
Now I'm nowhere.
Omega Being says
Someone put this in the AvPgalaxy quotes thread
Please!!
Jack Edwards says
AAAAAND...
Now I'm somwhere.
Purebreed Alien says
No u
Jack Edwards says
*somewhere.
Omega Being says
No u
No u
U no.
Purebreed Alien says
NO. U
Jack Edwards says
Nowhere man, please listen.
Omega Being says
NOEZ.
U.
Jack Edwards says
You don't know what you're missin'.
Purebreed Alien says
If you link me, I'll listen.
Jack Edwards says
Wait... so are you over there still?
Purebreed Alien says
Then I can get you off my back.
Jack Edwards says
Or did you come over here?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvLj72apGLI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvLj72apGLI)
Purebreed Alien says
You link me to your song, and I'll listen, if I hate it, then you can stop whining.
Jack Edwards says
Nobody was whining.
Purebreed Alien says
Do I have to watch the video?
Jack Edwards says
Nah.
Purebreed Alien says
I know, I was kidding
Jack Edwards says
But it is pretty f**king trippy.
Purebreed Alien says
lol
Jack Edwards says
That's just a scene from the movie.
Imagine something like that, but feature length.
It exists.
Purebreed Alien says
XD
50 seconds in
Is... is that? What is that....
OHGAWD
IT'S CHASING THEM
Jack Edwards says
That's Nowhere Man.
Purebreed Alien says
DEAR LORD
Jack Edwards says
His name's Jeremy.
Or is it Geoffrey?
I can't remember.
Purebreed Alien says
That thing is the stuff of nightmares.
Jack Edwards says
I reiterate; there is an entire film of that.
I watched it.
Purebreed Alien says
I don't ever want to watch it.
Ever.
Please God. No.
Aww it cried.
Jack Edwards says
Frankenstein unzips his skin and John Lennon comes out.
Yeah, it's a weird film.
Purebreed Alien says
Wahaaaa
It's done
Jack Edwards says
I'm very proud of you, PBA.
This was all rapid fire.
PEW, PEW, PEW, PEW!
That was... great.
Yes. Yes it was. :D
Hm......
I think Ill make a new acount.
Can you believe I just woke up at 2?
Can you believe I didn't go to sleep at all, asked around, went to sleep at 9:56 AM, and then woke up just now?
Can you believe I had a normal night of sleep? 8)
Ginger ale motha*uckas. 8)
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 11, 2010, 10:50:25 PM
Can you believe I had a normal night of sleep? 8)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhI0OVs_zj0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhI0OVs_zj0#)
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 10:54:37 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 11, 2010, 10:50:25 PM
Can you believe I had a normal night of sleep? 8)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhI0OVs_zj0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhI0OVs_zj0#)
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 10:54:06 PM
Ginger ale motha*uckas. 8)
:D
Made a new account.
Cap.fitz@live.com
QuoteRishon Marrell Cox says
You know what else this movie looks a bit like? A Clockwork Orange.
Jesus.
Jack Edwards says
A bit, I suppose.
That's another film I have to see.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
Just, you know, with Ricky from Trailer Park Boys getting his head ripped off by a noose tied to a speeding car.
Holy shit, I finally found it:
Quote
For someone posting an Awards thread, I haven't been here all that long.. it's just, it's the only place outside of B.net that I like the forums of.
I stumbled across here by accident too. I like the people of these forums a lot more than the B.net ones (even if B.net is just plain fun).
But the thing is- for a realitively new user, I think I'm doing pretty well. Do I know if others even enjoy my presence here? Well, I haven't been banned yet, but aside from that: no. No I don't. I feel that it's a place where stuff like this (Awards) can be done, and nobody will come in and make a huge deal out of the flaws of the aspect of doing awards. But it seems (for whatever reason) that you have, and I just don't undstand why it's such a big deal to make a fuss of.
Wow, that was mouthful. Please excuse my epic.
Who was that in response too? Because I agree with them.
I believe that was HunterWarrior.
Last part of the quote is the only part that matters though. ;D
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Oct 30, 2010, 06:09:40 AM
I fail to see the connection between a gun and interstellar travel.
That'd be like someone leaving a .44 Magnum back in the 17th century, and then it gets reversed engineered into a Ferrari.
Awesome.
Purebreed Alien wrote
Pizza is awesome. I worship you.
Omega Being wrote
They even made a fantastic PS3/Xbox series
God of Pizza
8) God of Pizza.
----------------------------------
shobi wrote
*Stares at PBA suspiciously.*
I lold at the ghostzilla pic
Purebreed Alien wrote
Huh?
Omega Being wrote
Suspicious........
Ghost Rider wrote
You like?
shobi wrote
Yea
Purebreed Alien wrote
Why suspicious?
Ghost Rider wrote
Why so serious?
Omega Being wrote
Why so PBA?
shobi wrote
Your review on AVPR PBA...
Purebreed Alien wrote
You seen the Just Talk thread ain't ya? You seen my younger self ain't ya?! WELL! THAT AIN'T ME!
Omega Being wrote
[awesome joker face]
shobi wrote
Thats good.
Omega Being wrote
LMAO
Purebreed Alien wrote
lol
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 14, 2010, 08:54:22 PM
Purebreed Alien wrote
Pizza is awesome. I worship you.
Omega Being wrote
They even made a fantastic PS3/Xbox series
God of Pizza
8) God of Pizza.
----------------------------------
shobi wrote
*Stares at PBA suspiciously.*
I lold at the ghostzilla pic
Purebreed Alien wrote
Huh?
Omega Being wrote
Suspicious........
Ghost Rider wrote
You like?
shobi wrote
Yea
Purebreed Alien wrote
Why suspicious?
Ghost Rider wrote
Why so serious?
Omega Being wrote
Why so PBA?
shobi wrote
Your review on AVPR PBA...
Purebreed Alien wrote
You seen the Just Talk thread ain't ya? You seen my younger self ain't ya?! WELL! THAT AIN'T ME!
Omega Being wrote
[awesome joker face]
shobi wrote
Thats good.
Omega Being wrote
LMAO
Purebreed Alien wrote
lol
:D
shobi wrote
U kive yiyr reply OZ
*I love your reply
Why did my keyboard do that
xD
Gloriously immortal'd in my personal text. :D
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 14, 2010, 09:08:33 PM
shobi wrote
U kive yiyr reply OZ
*I love your reply
Why did my keyboard do that
xD
Gloriously immortal'd in my personal text. :D
That was epic.
:D
QuoteOmega says
AND THIS IS A BOOT
*Kicks Pba with Italy*
shobi martin says
Ahhh
Ghost Rider says
*throws Tennessee at Omega.*
shobi martin says
Thats just maddening
Omega says
OMG
*Dodges*
Ghost Rider says
XD
Omega says
Hey you
*Uses Spain as boomerang*
shobi martin says
Flys away on illinois cause its a majic capet.
Purebreed Alien says
*Hides behing UKReaper
*
Ghost Rider says
*uses Russia as a shield.*
Omega says
*Rams America against Ghost Rider*
*uses China against Omega.*
Omega says
Wat
*Stabs Ghost Rider with Japan*
When did this happen?
*Asteroid*
Ghost Rider says
*stabs Omega with India.*
shobi martin says
Runs over PBa cause Russia looks like a train.
Ghost Rider says
XD
O.O
shobi martin says
It does
If you look really hard.
Omega says
Someone put this in the AvPGalaxy quotes thread!!!
shobi martin says
Already done
Purebreed Alien says
Omega says
YES
Ghost Rider says
I see it. I'm shatting bricks.
Purebreed Alien says
lol
So random. ;D Awesome chat is awesome.
Quote from: shobidoo on Nov 14, 2010, 09:50:58 PM
QuoteOmega says
AND THIS IS A BOOT
*Kicks Pba with Italy*
shobi martin says
Ahhh
Ghost Rider says
*throws Tennessee at Omega.*
shobi martin says
Thats just maddening
Omega says
OMG
*Dodges*
Ghost Rider says
XD
Omega says
Hey you
*Uses Spain as boomerang*
shobi martin says
Flys away on illinois cause its a majic capet.
Purebreed Alien says
*Hides behing UKReaper
*
Ghost Rider says
*uses Russia as a shield.*
Omega says
*Rams America against Ghost Rider*
*uses China against Omega.*
Omega says
Wat
*Stabs Ghost Rider with Japan*
When did this happen?
*Asteroid*
Ghost Rider says
*stabs Omega with India.*
shobi martin says
Runs over PBa cause Russia looks like a train.
Ghost Rider says
XD
O.O
shobi martin says
It does
If you look really hard.
Omega says
Someone put this in the AvPGalaxy quotes thread!!!
shobi martin says
Already done
Purebreed Alien says
Omega says
YES
Ghost Rider says
I see it. I'm shatting bricks.
Purebreed Alien says
lol
So random. ;D Awesome chat is awesome.
So epic. :D
All my custom smileys are missing. The comedic gold! No!
Spoiler
;)
Most epic thing ever.
Kickin' with Italy... :D
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 14, 2010, 09:53:04 PM
Most epic thing ever.
Kickin' with Italy... :D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QuoteSpace Sweeper says:
Iron knee.
Jack says:
?
Steel elbow!
Space Sweeper says:
Golden vagina
Jack says:
...
You win this round.
:D
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 15, 2010, 10:33:02 PMif you really feel like fighting back this hacker, Counter-spam with Gore. always works.
lmao.
Quote from: AvatarIII on Nov 17, 2010, 01:27:43 PM
Quote from: Rioto on Nov 16, 2010, 11:02:26 PM
The A-team :)
The Expandables ;D
"The Expandables" eh? At their age, i bet their pants are expandable!!
DARK REVELATION
:D
QuoteDJ Pussyface says:
*I can shoot you with a rocket launcher and you live.... ZOMBIE?
Luke says:
*Yes. Of course. I'm a f**king zombie. Bravo, mister genius.
*>_>
DJ Pussyface says:
*I love being right.
Luke says:
*I need to plug my ears up. My brain is trying to escape from the sheer amount of logic.
:D
Luke says:
I call upon the Ghost Rider
Ghost says:
Here I am
Space Sweeper has been added to the conversation.
Luke says:
I call upon the Space Sweeper
HA!
=p
DJ Pussyface says:
O_O
Queen says:
is that guy really you on facebook?
Ghost Rider says:
Yeah.
Queen says:
O_O
Ghost Rider says:
What?
Queen says:
DAMN YOU LOOK 30 years old
shave that damn thing off
Ghost Rider says:
I'm not called the Wooly Mammoth for nothing.
Queen says:
ok let me make this clear as possible
SHAVE IT OFF NO WONDER YOU DONT HAVE A GIRLFREIND
Ghost Rider says:
That's low.
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 22, 2010, 01:57:18 AM
Queen says:
is that guy really you on facebook?
Ghost Rider says:
Yeah.
Queen says:
O_O
Ghost Rider says:
What?
Queen says:
DAMN YOU LOOK 30 years old
shave that damn thing off
Ghost Rider says:
I'm not called the Wooly Mammoth for nothing.
Queen says:
ok let me make this clear as possible
SHAVE IT OFF NO WONDER YOU DONT HAVE A GIRLFREIND
Ghost Rider says:
That's low.
:D
Quote from: Lie on Nov 22, 2010, 02:08:12 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 22, 2010, 01:57:18 AM
Queen says:
is that guy really you on facebook?
Ghost Rider says:
Yeah.
Queen says:
O_O
Ghost Rider says:
What?
Queen says:
DAMN YOU LOOK 30 years old
shave that damn thing off
Ghost Rider says:
I'm not called the Wooly Mammoth for nothing.
Queen says:
ok let me make this clear as possible
SHAVE IT OFF NO WONDER YOU DONT HAVE A GIRLFREIND
Ghost Rider says:
That's low.
:D
Laugh it up.
In all honesty she's telling you that as a friend (Deep as it may be :D), I'm so hitting up MSN now. ;D
Quote from: Lie on Nov 22, 2010, 02:13:39 AM
In all honesty she's telling you that as a friend (Deep as it may be :D), I'm so hitting up MSN now. ;D
Good.
Are those chats MSN or an AvPG chat..?
If its AvPG, I want in
Quote from: RazorSlash on Nov 22, 2010, 02:21:06 AM
Are those chats MSN or an AvPG chat..?
If its AvPG, I want in
MSN
I REALLY need to get an MSN one of these days ^^;
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 07, 2010, 05:19:47 PM
There are 2 reasons:
1. AvPG defies limits of Awesomeness in any possible way and brings up great arguments with greatly qualified people.
2. Facebook is exactly the opposite, being a crapfest of totally random and useless arguments made up with sms language and numb3rs.
Simple, isn't it?
It's so good, it's my signature as well. :D
Haha, thanks.
Now I was like in a rage in this chat, be prepared.
Omega Being wrote
[Emotes]
Purebreed Alien wrote
Can't see 'em OZ
Omega Being wrote
f**k my computer so Goddamned much.
I hate this
this
Purebreed Alien wrote
LOL
Omega Being wrote
this abomination
Ghost Rider wrote
I don't have time for this chickenshit bullshit.
Omega Being wrote
It sucks
Incommensurably
conglomerate of twisted transistors of f**k
useless to man
and beast.
probably to Cthulhu, too.
Ghost Rider wrote
What the hell?
Omega Being wrote
my computer shall die and die and go to hell
and burn
and melt
and stuff.
Purebreed Alien wrote
AND STUFF
XD
Ghost Rider wrote
O.O
Omega Being wrote
it shall be ANNIHILATED
I will convert to NS 5 already
or HAL 9000
Ghost Rider wrote
O_O
Omega Being wrote
Yeah maybe this one.
It has done questionable things but who gives a shit.
Sounds like you have a great computer :D
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 23, 2010, 08:23:29 PM
Haha, thanks.
Now I was like in a rage in this chat, be prepared.
Omega Being wrote
[Emotes]
Purebreed Alien wrote
Can't see 'em OZ
Omega Being wrote
f**k my computer so Goddamned much.
I hate this
this
Purebreed Alien wrote
LOL
Omega Being wrote
this abomination
Ghost Rider wrote
I don't have time for this chickenshit bullshit.
Omega Being wrote
It sucks
Incommensurably
conglomerate of twisted transistors of f**k
useless to man
and beast.
probably to Cthulhu, too.
Ghost Rider wrote
What the hell?
Omega Being wrote
my computer shall die and die and go to hell
and burn
and melt
and stuff.
Purebreed Alien wrote
AND STUFF
XD
Ghost Rider wrote
O.O
Omega Being wrote
it shall be ANNIHILATED
I will convert to NS 5 already
or HAL 9000
Ghost Rider wrote
O_O
Omega Being wrote
Yeah maybe this one.
It has done questionable things but who gives a shit.
That was awesome. :D
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 23, 2010, 09:55:12 PM
v PLEASE DON'T DIE! Promise ME DAMNIT!
It's a quote of a quote, but does that make it any less awesome? I mean, I hadn't posted anywhere near it, so how did he know that I, likely the only one to catch it, would be the person below? ???
Conspiracy.
--------------------------
(Last Thing You Ate)
Quote from: The Captain on Jun 22, 2010, 03:38:38 PM
Swedish balls
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jun 22, 2010, 06:59:41 PM
Made from real Swedes?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi25.tinypic.com%2Fzk6d07.jpg%255Dhttp%3A%2F%2Foi25.tinypic.com%2Fzk6d07.jpg&hash=8f59b18d5a80be6ac393f9990f67a760b823cf5c)
Practically symbolises how things are with me and Marines:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 25, 2010, 12:18:49 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 25, 2010, 12:17:42 AM
I will not stand by while a classic film is misquoted!
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a poop.
::)
Fitzgerald in Halo: Reach.
QuoteWho's on my back?
msn chat with sweeps with xbox live at the same time
---------------------------------------------------
QuoteSpace Sweeper says:
http://oi51.tinypic.com/24mwak1.jpg (http://oi51.tinypic.com/24mwak1.jpg)
COOOOOOOCK.
*Ghoul tells post to sweeps via mic on live*
Sweeper: NO I DIDN'T
The Ghoul says:
Space Sweeper says:
http://oi51.tinypic.com/24mwak1.jpg (http://oi51.tinypic.com/24mwak1.jpg)
COOOOOOOCK.
NO I DIDN'T
Space Sweeper says:
IT HAPPENED!!!
PICS, IT HAPPENED!!!
*The Ghoul then sends big pic of whole convo via msn in 2 and half mins*
Sweeper over mic: WHAT THE HELL!!!!
Xbox live, me, sweeps and marines.
Quote
Ghoul: No mods on
Spacemarines: Anarchy!
Ghoul: then avp g burns down
Spacemariners: then darkness walks into the sever room and the sever is on fire.
Sweeper: Then a raptor attacks darkness out of nowhere.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 25, 2010, 03:55:05 AM
Fitzgerald in Halo: Reach.
QuoteWho's on my back?
OUT OF CONTEXT!
Lol Its was a great game.
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 25, 2010, 04:24:19 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 25, 2010, 03:55:05 AM
Fitzgerald in Halo: Reach.
QuoteWho's on my back?
OUT OF CONTEXT!
Lol Its was a great game.
Space marines right after
QuoteI am, you should be proud.
Ghoul aka me: Ok wtf are you two doing over there?
QuoteThe call me- STRETCH NUTS.
-The Ghoul via Xbox Live
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 25, 2010, 04:26:27 AM
QuoteThe call me- STRETCH NUTS.
-The Ghoul via Xbox Live
YES!!!!!!!!!!!! Best most random thing i said this whole damn night!
QuoteWell rub my nipples with sandpaper and shove a penguin up my ass.
Quotewhen i drink good wodka i can mount flamethrower on apc and f*ck good woman at the same time
me on live doing my russian accent.
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 25, 2010, 04:34:55 AM
Quotewhen i drink good wodka i can mount flamethrower on apc and f**k good woman at the same time
me on live doing my russian accent.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi25.tinypic.com%2Fzk6d07.jpg&hash=0f79f4f60b79eadbcc811146991fe220453200e6)
"Don't forget the old country, cousin!" :D
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 25, 2010, 04:38:33 AM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 25, 2010, 04:34:55 AM
Quotewhen i drink good wodka i can mount flamethrower on apc and f**k good woman at the same time
me on live doing my russian accent.
http://oi25.tinypic.com/zk6d07.jpg
"Don't forget the old country, cousin!" :D
I don't even know how to put that quote in words man. :P
Spoiler
QuoteWhen the blood meets the cum and the shit meets the bum! When the blood meets the bum and the shit meets the cum!
Space Sweeper, Very Graphic!
Also
Ghoul: Im not drunk! Im just *grumbly words*
Me: So, what your saying is your a drunk liar?
Ghoul: *Laughs*
QuoteI just have a minor vodka addiction like all slavs do *hiccup*
lol.
*my voice then deeps and slows down later on*
fitz
QuoteOk ghoul you no longer sound drunk now you sound fricken stoned
*laughter from space and sweeper*
ghoul: what now? *confussed because well dazed out of my f'ing mind*
*2 mins later* ghoul: na man its all natural i'm naturally like this believe it or not.
QuoteWait, Poseidon was a Jew? What?
Forget who said it (probably Sweeper). Led to a very interesting discussion about Jews and the Greek pantheon.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 25, 2010, 05:17:36 AM
QuoteWait, Poseidon was a Jew? What?
Forget who said it (probably Sweeper). Led to a very interesting discussion about Jews and the Greek pantheon.
Which led to other very funny racist jokes. Although i'm no racist, but i've been around. :-X
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 25, 2010, 05:17:36 AM
QuoteWait, Poseidon was a Jew? What?
Forget who said it (probably Sweeper). Led to a very interesting discussion about Jews and the Greek pantheon.
It was Sweeper.
By Posiedons (everything)!
Sweeps on live playing reach.
QuoteBY THE GREAT BALLS OF BALTAR!
Oh that one was great!
I don't know what the hell about my words makes you guys laugh, but okay. :D
Aw man, I wish I could've been there. :D
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 25, 2010, 09:53:53 AM
Aw man, I wish I could've been there. :D
Pba you would of loved it no joke, i laughed so hard my throat started hurting.
Me and sweeper are a fricken roit.
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Nov 25, 2010, 11:31:29 PM
In other news, Dan O'Bannon is still dead. But unconfirmed reports suggest he may be spinning in his grave? More on this story after the break.
Heh, just saw that.
And although the following quote may require a bit of context, it gets a laugh out of me:
Quote from: predxeno on Nov 14, 2010, 06:30:04 PM
Where do we get these pics and vids? ???
:D
Quote from: DoomRulz on Apr 19, 2010, 07:59:30 PM
What's wrong with seeing a pregnant women explode with aliens?
KABOOM.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 28, 2010, 03:29:20 PM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Apr 19, 2010, 07:59:30 PM
What's wrong with seeing a pregnant women explode with aliens?
KABOOM.
Forgot about that. :D
QuoteJack says:
Bip...
Space Sweeper says:
Bap...
Jack says:
KABLOOIE!
Space Sweeper says:
Fuuuuuuuck.
QuoteSpace Sweeper says:
I was thinking about turning my waiting game yesterday into a story
There was a lot of kind of wacky stuff I left out
Jack says:
Was there a rocket car?!?
Space Sweeper says:
Doc Brown sped past me at 88 miles per hour, and screamed "FAGGOT!" at me.
Not cool, Doc.
Jack says:
Then "VWOOSH?"
Flamey-tire treads?
Space Sweeper says:
Yeah, I thought he was going to hit Park Royal's enterance, but he just disappeared.
The quirky f**ker.
"Mediocre artists borrow. Great artists steal." - Pablo Picasso Banksy Sharp Sticks
This (http://www.outpostavp.com/index/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=107:sil-reads-the-first-draft-of-avp-2-and-writes-his-thoughts&catid=48:communityarticles&Itemid=88) needs to be carved in ten stone tablets and then be given to future generations.
I love SiL so much. :D
Sheriff Morales is killed by an Alien! Dallas, his childhood friend, is so deeply touched by his death he takes Morale's walkie-talkie and says
Dallas: Let's go.
Poetry, right there.
The whole thing is pure gold. :D
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Dec 02, 2010, 09:39:57 PM
This (http://www.outpostavp.com/index/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=107:sil-reads-the-first-draft-of-avp-2-and-writes-his-thoughts&catid=48:communityarticles&Itemid=88) needs to be carved in ten stone tablets and then be given to future generations.
That is just godly on every level of the word!
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 03, 2010, 11:05:33 PM
Oh-h-h-h, I've got a GOOD ONE!
Okay, normal day, fine day, not even bad day, shit is intense, there's the whole fu*king crunch to get in grades and assignments! That's cool, I've got my iPod in, and nothing is distracting me for doing my thing, I'm gonna take the day off early anyways- it's all good. BUT WAIT! WAIT! Mathematics! MATH-E-MAT-ICS!! I've never liked this "professor" as she calls herself, but the day is going smoothly until the councilor comes in- she's nice, nothing wrong with her, and class is about to end- I can pretty much smell the interior of the penthouse!
"Rishon, hey Rishon, can we talk for a sec?"
WHY SURE MISS HERP-DEE-DERP, LEMME JUST PICK UP MY DICK AND WADDLE OVER TO YOU! So I walk over to the psychotic whore, (her face looked flushed as always, HOT FLASHES! STROBE-LIGHT WELDING IRON!! SOMEBODY CALL THE FIRE CHIEF AND HIS DOG SPARKY!) and the concilor askes what number of assignments I have turned in for this term is (LIKE THE BITCHES WEREN'T ALREADY TALKING BEFORE I CAME A WALKIN'!). TAP, TAP, TAP, AWAY ON THE KEYBOARD, TAP, TAP, TAP, HIDES TRANNY PORN, TAP, TAP, OH, FOUND EM'!
..."Zero assignments.".
"So you're saying, you didn't get any of the seven I put on your desk last week?"
"Hmmmmmlemmecheck..."
FLIP, FLIP, FLIP, HURRY UP, C*NT, I WANNA GO HOME!
"Nothing."
"Why is it nothing, Rishon?"
"I don't know, why is it nothing, Professor Ezer?"
(Answer by the way is: BECAUSE YOUR A STUPID FU*KING BITCH!)
"Well, you must not have placed them in the folder."
"No, I didn't, I placed them in the center of your desk- can't miss it."
"Well, I didn't get them anywhere."
"WELL, I put them right there, right where your hand is."
"I don't recall-"
"What do you usually do with your papers?"
"You know, Rishon, I think Professor Ezer has a point"
A point? Professor Ezer? I FU*KING PROFESS MY FEELING THAT YOU ARE A DULL, WORTHLESS BITCH INCAPABLE OF LOOKING DOWN PAST YOUR EVER-EMPTY, ZERG-INFESTED PUSSY AND FIND THE MULTIPLE SHEETS OF PAPER WITH MY NA-
"Did you put your name on any of them?"
"Yeah, of course, I put my name on everything."
"Everything?"
"Maybe not the bathroom stall, just my friends' phone numbers."
*Laughs*
HAHA, I LIKE BREAKING THE MOOD LIKE A WITTY LITTLE BITCH.
"Well I didn't get any sheets. Tell ya what- how about you redo them and I'll give you and extra day."
.....
....
...
..
.
"Excuse me?"
"Well, Rishon, I think Professor Ezer's offer is very generous-"
"It would be generous if she trusted me enough to look through her desk and believe me that I handed in these assignments."
"And I also have to have you redo that test from last week."
"What? Why?"
"Because you took the last part home."
"And did what, got a bigger and more incredible calculator to do the work FOR me?"
"I don't think that's what she's saying-"
*Bell rings*
I WANNA LEAVE THE CLASS NOW, OKAY, PROFESSOR DUMBSHIT?
"Well, so what are we going to do?"
I hate that question. I really do. WHAT THE FU*K DO YOU THINK WE'RE GOING TO DO, YOU PIECE OF WET TRASH?! I'M GONNA HAVE TO FOLLOW YOUR EVERY FU*KING COMMAND IN ORDER TO PASS THE COURSE DUE TO YOUR DUMB FU*KING IGNORANCE!
It went on, and on, until finally I told them I was just going to walk out if they didn't help me come to a conclusion in which I would recieve credit for the work that I FU*KING DID. So I walked out, and the councilor caught up to me and told me I could phone her later and talk about it- so what's with the change of heart all of a sudden, Cruella?
So now I'm home, and I'm gonna phone her soon, and give her all of the frustrations that I fu*king need to tell her, because I deserve better than to fail a course because of the stupid ass fu*king teacher's inability to read anything that isn't in the yellow file folder. I'm new, you dumb bitch, give me a break, and don't brush my shit into the garbage.
*Ahem*
Thank you.
best angry rant by sweeps yet.
Tru dat!
A once in a lifetime event captured before an edit.
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Dec 09, 2010, 04:01:47 AM
Quote from: SM on Dec 09, 2010, 04:00:15 AM
Even if I'm not in a pubic area
Typos are one of the things I do not hate in the world.
It's fu*king beautiful. :'(
:D
Wow thats a nlce catch.
Via IM:
Quote
shobi says:
BILLY MAYS here with friend tags!
Think it would be funny to put your best buddy in a gay porno for shits and giggles? WELL NOW YOU CAN!
WTF Shobi :D :D
Looks like Shobi turned to the darkside. :P lol.
Born under the sign of the Dexterousmiliousweepion.
I would run to the quotes thread and quote that, but were kinda already here. ;D
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 18, 2010, 03:06:33 AM
Via IM:
Quote
shobi says:
BILLY MAYS here with friend tags!
Think it would be funny to put your best buddy in a gay porno for shits and giggles? WELL NOW YOU CAN!
Oh God, I nearly pissed myself. XD
Shobi in MSN.
QuoteHer tits are huge!
Quote from: Alien³ on Mar 23, 2010, 03:09:45 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/2a00oxe.jpg
"It's..... It's a Xenomorph."
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Dec 18, 2010, 08:10:46 AM
Quote from: Alien³ on Mar 23, 2010, 03:09:45 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/2a00oxe.jpg
"It's..... It's a Xenomorph."
Must be viewed with this:
1:08http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8zlUUrFK-M# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8zlUUrFK-M#)
Best thing ever.
Hell, the whole thread should be carved. In Bronze.
Click (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=30757.0)
Quote from: Alien³ on Mar 23, 2010, 02:40:34 PM
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"Our lives are changing so fast, and we're all running to catch up. I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but look. Xenomorphs and man... two species separated by 65 million light years of space, have suddenly been thrown into the mix together. How can we possibly have the slightest idea of what to expect?"
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 23, 2010, 02:28:32 PM
"Try to imagine yourself in the Space, planet Acheron. You get your first look at this "six foot bug" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a reptile, slowly, moving his tail. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like other species – he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not the Alien. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two Aliens you didn't even know were there. Because Alien's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this – a six-inch retractable tongue, like a razor, inside his mouth. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, oh no... he slashes at you here or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect."
Fun times.
(IM)
After a massive, long argument over whether King Kong is Fantasy or Sci-fi:
Quote
Space Sweeper says:
I know, it must feel great to get your word in after the fact, but moving along back to movies in general...
Omega says:
Yeah.
King Kong is sci-fi.
:P
Space Sweeper says:
OH f**k OFF.
But I expected the whole thing in there! :D
Oh man.. maybe tomorrow, that was LONG! :D
Quote from: Tark on Dec 18, 2010, 01:07:43 AM
use cameron hes a god he made big blue people he can do anything man
:D
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Dec 18, 2010, 12:26:12 PM
Quote from: Tark on Dec 18, 2010, 01:07:43 AM
use cameron hes a god he made big blue people he can do anything man
:D
You forgot big blue hot people! :P
(I know; I just woke up give me a break)
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 18, 2010, 10:43:11 AM
Oh man.. maybe tomorrow, that was LONG! :D
And I made a guest appearance!
Yeah.
And those were Radar-thing torpedoes, dammit!
And that was a lot of fish!
Quote from: Vulhala on Dec 08, 2010, 12:07:24 PM
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY LANGUAGE YOU GREASY ITALIAN SHYSTER!!!!! :D
Quote from: Tark III: no jokes bruv on Dec 26, 2010, 09:41:27 PM
wot u sayin bruv? u think different aliems shoulda been made? lyk big green ones? u outta control u bad boy lol
Carved in stone before he disappears.
Quote from: Anto of the Sand on Sep 07, 2010, 06:25:42 PM
Those look in no way like vaginas.
Quote from: First Blood on Sep 07, 2010, 07:50:05 PM
Then what do they look like, Anto?
Quote from: DoomRulz on Sep 07, 2010, 08:00:30 PM
Patches of latex?
Quote from: First Blood on Sep 07, 2010, 08:32:56 PM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Sep 07, 2010, 08:00:30 PM
Patches of latex?
But of course!
First Blood's "But of Course!" always cracks me up.
Via IM:
Quote
Rishon says:
>.>
<.<
Hey you want to play a difficult game?
Luke says:
QWOP?
No thanks.
:P
Rishon says:
ONE WOMAN IN THE WORLD, YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS
GO!
HURRY THE f**k UP ALREADY
Luke says:
Oh
Rishon says:
TAKING FOREVER
Luke says:
I dunno
D:
Rishon says:
JESUS f**k, MAN
GAH
Luke says:
GAH
AHDJDBHNHFVKBGVNJLBNMG ROFJDSNBF ZSLMKA,
Rishon says:
YOU HAVE BOULDERS ON YOUR LEGS?!
Luke says:
OSHIT
Rishon says:
DONT BE GAY, BRO
3 SECONDS
Luke says:
I'll go for Wilde for nao
Rishon says:
STOPPED @ 0:01
Luke says:
I WASN'T GAY, BRO
WILDE
DAMMIT
Luke says:
I SAID IT
XD
I'm not good in pressure situations!
Seriously, that was 10 seconds.
And pretty hilarious. :D
Aw, I missed it. :(
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jan 09, 2011, 08:30:10 AM
http://www.lpahsonline.com/file.php/1/Awesome_face_bigger.png
Quote from: Vulhala on Jan 09, 2011, 08:27:44 AM
Why don't the two of you get a room then? :D
What do you do with your brother? :o
So much win!
Quote from: brennan4 on Jan 09, 2011, 04:42:50 AM
Dammit, now I have to go buy the game. Curse you and your perfectly reasonable logic.
Yeah I got breenan4 to buy the first dead space now by explaining to him dead space 2 wouldn't be as good.
Just watched dead space 1 walkthrough; well i explained to him good. :D
First time on this site i was reconized as logical in a public board, normally just in my top secret ultra private pm box.
"perfectly reasonable logic" man that feels so good to see someone post that about me. :D
I guess I am a little logical huh guys? :P
Quote
Jack says:
The alcohol... it is working...
Rishon says:
No
Nevermind
SHH
Jack says:
I'll keep Mum about it all...
Rishon says:
WHat?
What?
Jack says:
Mum; won't tell anyone.
The Brits say it, I think.
Rishon says:
Oh
i thought that just meant mom
Jack says:
Well, that's silly.
Rishon says:
Well
f**k you
and f**k her too
Jack says:
Here's hoping.
Rishon says:
WTF
Youz a hawny boy
I was talking about your mom
:P
Jack says:
Oh...
Rishon says:
Jesus, man.
Jack says:
Well, then...
Rishon says:
What the f**k.
Jack says:
Uh...
Rishon says:
Get help.
Jack says:
:-[
You f**king bastard. >:(
Spoiler
:laugh:
QuoteJack says:
I'll keep Mum about it all...
Rishon says:
WHat?
What?
Jack says:
Mum; won't tell anyone.
The Brits say it, I think.
Rishon says:
Oh
i thought that just meant mom
Drunk Sweeper was right. xD
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jan 10, 2011, 05:38:55 AM
Predxeno, if we ignored stupid topics, there'd be very little to write about here.
A god among men!
QuoteRishon Marrell Cox says
I want to stick my penis... in a whopper.
shobi martin says
Thats nice.
We were on the subject of burger king. :D
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jan 10, 2011, 09:15:24 AM
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jan 10, 2011, 05:38:55 AM
Predxeno, if we ignored stupid topics, there'd be very little to write about here.
A god among men!
Shh! Don't blow my cover!
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jan 11, 2011, 02:12:43 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jan 10, 2011, 09:15:24 AM
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jan 10, 2011, 05:38:55 AM
Predxeno, if we ignored stupid topics, there'd be very little to write about here.
A god among men!
Shh! Don't blow my cover!
My mental image of you is now Zues with a Boba Fett helmet
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jan 11, 2011, 11:07:52 PM
My mental image of you is now Zues with a Boba Fett helmet
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1201.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb349%2FSharpSticks%2Fbobatron.jpg&hash=faf61606a0a05d8d29fbd279917779f9ec1bee2a)
Got class?
(Pardon the five minute photoshop job).
That is amazing.
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jan 11, 2011, 11:24:54 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jan 11, 2011, 11:07:52 PM
My mental image of you is now Zues with a Boba Fett helmet
http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb349/SharpSticks/bobatron.jpg
Got class?
(Pardon the five minute photoshop job).
Awesome pic!
Change the scheme! Alter the mood! Electrify the boys and girls if you'd be so kind!
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 12, 2011, 04:16:10 AM
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but...
Thank you, predxeno, for making this topic.
The universe imploded.
Then it came back.
That's why you didn't notice.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jan 12, 2011, 06:37:11 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 12, 2011, 04:16:10 AM
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but...
Thank you, predxeno, for making this topic.
The universe imploded.
Then it came back.
That's why you didn't notice.
No wonder i felt a little uneasy. ;D
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jan 12, 2011, 06:37:11 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 12, 2011, 04:16:10 AM
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but...
Thank you, predxeno, for making this topic.
The universe imploded.
Then it came back.
That's why you didn't notice.
Also, I swept that shit to perfection.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 12, 2011, 11:44:20 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jan 12, 2011, 06:37:11 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 12, 2011, 04:16:10 AM
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but...
Thank you, predxeno, for making this topic.
The universe imploded.
Then it came back.
That's why you didn't notice.
Also, I swept that shit to perfection.
With your massive space broom?
Nothing
that complex...
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yourprops.com%2Fnorm-4cc24dbdbf14a-Battlestar%2BGalactica%2B%28TV%29%2B%282003%29.jpeg&hash=ba81bc758063ec4c729d55b3c27fb296eaaefac7)
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jun 21, 2009, 03:30:01 PM
I just saw Transformers 2. One of the best movies I have seen in a long, long time.
...
Quoteshobi martin says
What about that Mono guy?
Rishon Marrell Cox says
...
Mono isn't a guy.
shobi martin says
I know hes a robot
Rishon Marrell Cox says
...
Mono isn't a robot.
shobi martin says
Replicant?
Rishon Marrell Cox says
...
Mono isn't a replicant.
shobi martin says
Cyborg?
Rishon Marrell Cox says
...
Mono isn't a cyborg.
shobi martin says
Autobot?
Rishon Marrell Cox says
...
Mono isn't an Autobot
shobi martin says
Decepticon?
Rishon Marrell Cox says
HE'S A f**kING AI!
I was close enough with robot!
Nope, theres a big difference between robot and A.I.
Quote from: Shobidoo on Jan 13, 2011, 02:35:52 AM
I was close enough with robot!
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jan 13, 2011, 02:38:57 AM
Nope, theres a big difference between robot and A.I.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnOcycgXpms# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnOcycgXpms#)
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 13, 2011, 02:27:10 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jun 21, 2009, 03:30:01 PM
I just saw Transformers 2. One of the best movies I have seen in a long, long time.
...
To be honest, I felt the same way when I first saw it. ;D
But now the movies are terrible, but can be great, mindless fun when watched on the right occasion :P
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jan 13, 2011, 02:38:57 AM
Nope, theres a big difference between robot and A.I.
Shhhhhhhhh. Be quiet!
Quote from: Shobidoo on Jan 13, 2011, 02:47:42 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jan 13, 2011, 02:38:57 AM
Nope, theres a big difference between robot and A.I.
Shhhhhhhhh. Be quiet!
I atoadaso, I f**king atoadaso!
Just got two birds stoned at once, you did.
Double pwned
???
why we have this shitty smiley and not a huge raised eye-brow? i would use the hell out of that.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jan 13, 2011, 02:43:01 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 13, 2011, 02:27:10 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jun 21, 2009, 03:30:01 PM
I just saw Transformers 2. One of the best movies I have seen in a long, long time.
...
To be honest, I felt the same way when I first saw it. ;D
But now the movies are terrible, but can be great, mindless fun when watched on the right occasion :P
Yep. I really liked it in cinema, on DVD not so much. :D
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jan 08, 2011, 03:19:45 AM
you sweeps, you are one suave motherf**ker.
Signature-feature worthy.
Quote from: Hive Tyrant on Jan 16, 2011, 04:25:40 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jan 16, 2011, 06:41:42 AM
Been feeling kinda depressed lately. I look around, and everybody I know seems to have a better life than I do. It's getting disheartening.
This has happened before, though. I'm sure I'll get over it soon.
Then stop whining about it, chow down on some stinkin' shit tobacco and climb a f**king mountain like the sexual Tyrannosaurus you are. The best way to deal with dissatisfaction in life is to do something ridiculously awesome.
That had to be immortalized. :D
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fhalo%2Fimages%2F3%2F36%2FArbiter3.jpg&hash=30afa73e7e02b568870463e1838ce1c38f4beca3)
If only it were so easy.
Quote from: RazorSlash on Jan 18, 2011, 02:41:21 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 18, 2011, 02:38:31 AM
*Slowly slips out the back door*
I think I've discovered who is responsible for this...
PREDXENO!
THE PERFECT CRIME! HE POINTED IT OUT FIRST, NO ONE WOULD EVER ASSUME IT WAS HIM
BUT I ASSUMED. I ASSUMED REAL GOOD.
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jan 10, 2011, 11:09:49 PM
Come on Universal: our lives are in your hands, and you have butter fingers?
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jan 11, 2011, 12:57:34 AM
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jan 10, 2011, 11:09:49 PM
Hadda feelin'.
Come on Universal: our lives are in your hands, and you have butter fingers?
They are totally unappreciated in their time.
Better yet.
QuoteLuke says:
*Welcome back
- khaliiil osaiimii says:
*accept
Luke says:
*It's still not there
*I don't see an invite
- khaliiil osaiimii says:
*send me a invite
Luke says:
*Nooooo
- khaliiil osaiimii says:
*comon
Luke says:
*I don't wanna
*You see that rabbit over there?
- khaliiil osaiimii says:
*where
Luke says:
*Right there
- khaliiil osaiimii says:
*where
Luke says:
*I'm pointing
*It's behind you
- khaliiil osaiimii says:
*dude
*dont f**king lie
*i dont see shit
On MSN, talking to a less-than-conscious Uncanny Psycho. :D
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 18, 2011, 04:16:16 AM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Jan 18, 2011, 02:41:21 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 18, 2011, 02:38:31 AM
*Slowly slips out the back door*
I think I've discovered who is responsible for this...
PREDXENO!
THE PERFECT CRIME! HE POINTED IT OUT FIRST, NO ONE WOULD EVER ASSUME IT WAS HIM
BUT I ASSUMED. I ASSUMED REAL GOOD.
MY DREAM HAS BEE ACCOMPLISHED.
I WAS IN THIS THREADSorry, just had to get that out of my system.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehml1uqtcXE#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehml1uqtcXE#ws)
Quoted for preservation into the infinity.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 18, 2011, 11:10:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehml1uqtcXE#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehml1uqtcXE#ws)
Quoted for preservation into the infinity.
What did you do to him?!
Opened his heart and pooped in it.
Bad images...BAD IMAGES
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 18, 2011, 11:10:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehml1uqtcXE#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehml1uqtcXE#ws)
Quoted for preservation into the infinity.
:D
There was a rabbit!
EDIT:
Quote from: GrumpBigBalls on Jan 19, 2011, 03:06:40 AM
Quote from: Federick Gonsa on Dec 22, 2010, 04:34:08 AM
Does hotness really matter? I know that some actresses are casted mainly for their sensuality. But because of this, I think some talent is being wasted. For example, Angelina Jolie is mainly casted in the role of the sensual hot female. Which is pretty much how most actresses are casted these days in movies. But Angelina Jolie can do more than look hot as she demonstrated in the movie "Changeling (2008)". She plays a woman that is beautiful, but has very, very low sex appeal. I think that when you get your eyes off the sex and hotness, you can appreciate an actress way more. I have to say that I was impressed by her acting in "Changeling". I hope she gets more roles like that because I think she is a very good actress and can do much more than look hot and sensual. The same goes for this movie. Is being hot really a qualification for an awesome movie? I know that being attractive never hurts anyone, but hasn't this emphasis on sex appeal become non-innovative? I want to see a well made movie that features a strong female lead, and completely avoids the usual (strong female) stereotypes, and avoids the tempting desire to concentrate in her sex appeal. Not that there is anything wrong with having "sex appeal", it is just that it may be so over-used that it may be time for Movies to take a different direction on the matter. Not that I have any hope on the matter...
in this day and age people don't want ugly trollops in movies you idiot we want big assed bitches
He may have been a troll, but I laughed. :D
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 18, 2011, 11:10:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehml1uqtcXE#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehml1uqtcXE#ws)
Quoted for preservation into the infinity.
The softest, gentlest rage I've ever witnessed.
QuoteSpace Sweeper says:
It's such a Space Sweeper signature... *slowly grips weapon*
Jack says:
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/8367/smileyms.jpg
Space Sweeper says:
*Slowly unhands weapon and reaches into pants*
QuoteRishon Marrell Cox says:
IMAX 3D blows the f**king mind to pieces of glass and makes you horny.
Purebreed Alien says:
I'll see a movie in 3D someday.
Ghost Rider says:
I seen Jackass in 3D.
Rishon Marrell Cox says:
Me too
XD
That SHIT was amazing.
Ghost Rider says:
Indeed. Dildo Bazooka.
Purebreed Alien says:
I haven't seen those movies.
Now I have a valid reason not to see those movies.
Ghost Rider says:
Come on. A bazooka that fires rubber dicks? That's funny as hell.
Purebreed Alien says:
Eh.
Maybe.
Rishon Marrell Cox says:
Dildo Bazooka blew my f**kING MIND.
Ghost Rider says:
Indeed. Hitting Kosick in the face. XD
Rishon Marrell Cox says:
HAHAAHA
Brutal!
Ghost Rider says:
But funny as hell. Come on PBA. You know you want to watch that movie.
Rishon Marrell Cox says:
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
Ghost Rider says:
Poo cocktail.
Purebreed Alien says:
I'm heading off now guys.
Maybe I'll dream.
I haven't had a dream I remember in a long, long time.
xD
A very long time.
I can't even remember my last dream. QQ
Ghost Rider says:
About Dildo Bazookas?
That was funny as hell.
HA! :D
Me and sweeper on live playing black ops.
QuoteSweeper: We got our vodka da?
Ghoul: Da
Sweeper: Ivan and his Vodka!
Ghoul: Ivan drinks like a horse and f**kS LIKE ONE TOO!!!!!
QuoteSpace Sweeper says:
My pussy is sore.
The Ghoul says:
ah that's sad, did you get the sand out of it?
Space Sweeper says:
Yeah, it was from the beach of SHUT UP FAGGOT
The Ghoul says:
LOL
We spoke in russian accents the whole time and we were drinking. lol
Oh god that first one cracked me up.
I read it aloud in a Russian accent and made it to
"Ivan drinks like a horse and-"
Then I laughed for like a minute straight.
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jan 21, 2011, 04:13:41 AM
Oh god that first one cracked me up.
I read it aloud in a Russian accent and made it to
"Ivan drinks like a horse and-"
Then I laughed for like a minute straight.
:laugh:
Yeah I had sweeps cracking up for a few minutes.
Quote from: Huol on Jan 21, 2011, 07:03:44 AM
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Funny and awesome.
Quote from: Lie on May 26, 2010, 09:49:47 PM
Quote from: Keg on May 26, 2010, 08:42:05 PM
Look at her face. she looks like a child. that's what i find creepy about alot of female japanese characters that are supposed to be sexy. they look like children. children with big tits. even more disturbing.
I understand what your saying, its called Lolicon (if you google this with safe search off make sure theres no one behind you) and its 3rd on my f**ked up things list.
Personal I think that after Hiroshima, Japan as a country just lost confidence in its self. And most people at there lowest point turn to, yep that's right PORN.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.filehurricane.com%2Fphotos%2F4282008123600AM_3M5DQLYJKN5DH25VALJL5W3A4TFDL23P.jpg&hash=493ebf8bd2c0b748b2c348b739127f348b1d315e)
But true full blooded Japanese women are commonly flat chested, the Japanese men wanted more bountiful women... They wanted the women of the western world. Look at the girl in the picture she has ginger hair and blue eyes, if you find a Japanese girl with natural ginger hair and blue eyes I'll get you a date with Summer Glau.
Quote from: Lie on May 26, 2010, 09:49:47 PM
Look at the girl in the picture she has ginger hair and blue eyes, if you find a Japanese girl with natural ginger hair and blue eyes I'll get you a date with Summer Glau.
THE HUNT BEGINS
Made me legitimately sad:
Quote from: Puks on Jun 11, 2010, 04:39:40 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 11, 2010, 12:38:33 AM
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091211081131/masseffect/images/2/2c/EDI_Mass_Effect_2.png
Fap fap fap.
Well, if you close your eyes she sounds just like...
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.universal-playback.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2F0009%2F8258%2Ftricia-helfer-as-number-6-in-series-4-of-battlestar-galactica.jpg&hash=99202b4670c2d090be8e899a8576b89155284466)
Oh yeah, that's right...
Puks approves of this post.
Godspeed, Sweeps.
Wow. So I'm going back through the "Hottest Video Game Chicks" thread, and there are some truly great quotes in the second half of it- too many for one post.
Link (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=32136.0)
T'was a fun thread, and I know I'll catch shit for saying this, but it should be brought back.
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jan 21, 2011, 07:52:03 AM
Quote from: Lie on May 26, 2010, 09:49:47 PM
Look at the girl in the picture she has ginger hair and blue eyes, if you find a Japanese girl with natural ginger hair and blue eyes I'll get you a date with Summer Glau.
THE HUNT BEGINS
Good Luck. ;D
Quoteshobi martin says
I had a dream Jay z took over all radio stations and then tried to kill me for relising it.
Sweeps says
Shob, stop making me laugh so f**king hard, f**k you.
:D
Quote
Luke says:
*K
**I didn't mean to post K
*xD
*I was about to write a sentence and pressed enter by mistake
Omega says:
*K, the independent letter
Luke says:
*:P
Omega says:
*K will conquer us all
*K has thoughts of its own
*K is...
*K!
Luke says:
*lol
Omega says:
*:P
*Whatcha gonna talkabout, 'boi?
Luke says:
*XD
*Omega says:
*Arg
Luke says:
*Gra
Omega says:
*Rag
*Gar
*Alligator Gar
*:O
Luke says:
*D:
Omega says:
*Will conquer us all!
*Along with the K!
Luke says:
*OH DEAR LORD
Omega says:
*And then they will fuse!
*Making a Alligator K
Luke says:
*APOCALYPSE
*IT
*HAS
*A
*NAME
*ALLIGATOR K
*D=
Omega says:
*THE HORROR
Luke says:
*TEH HORRORZ
*TEH HORRORZ
Only one species will come out of this.
QuoteQuote from: Vulhala on Jan 21, 2011, 11:45:31 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jan 21, 2011, 10:41:10 PM
Quote from: Lie on Jan 21, 2011, 10:35:03 PM
I remember there was some guy talking about the end of the world and Vul saw to that bastard real quick, never seen PBA in attack but I'm sure he gets the job done.
Spoiler
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:D
f**kin' A!
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*High Five*
:D
QuoteLuke says:
*Sweeper hasn't said a word, Sticks.
*I'm scared.
Finn says:
*Maybe he is dead.
Luke says:
*Maybe he is.
*What do we do with the body?
Finn says:
*...
*...
*...
*I have...
*...
*I have an idea.
*Though you might find it...unusual...
Luke says:
*I'm used to unusual.
Finn says:
*...what do you have against necrophilia?
Luke says:
*Uh...
*I'll leave the room
*You go ahead.
Finn says:
*Thank you for the privacy.
*You're free to join in?
Luke says:
*I'm good thanks
Finn says:
*You sure?
*He's still supple and nubile.
Luke says:
*Uh, no, you go ahead.
Finn says:
*Well, I'll save you something if you change your mind.
Luke says:
*OK, thanks for the consideration but I'm not into sodomy, or men. Or sodomizing dead men.
Finn says:
*You're missing ooout.
*There's a reason they call me Sharp Sticks, you know.
Luke says:
*I can't imagine. xD
Finn says:
*Oooh, I think you can.
Luke says:
*Yeah... I can. And I don't like it.
Lol
Quote from: Keg on Jan 23, 2011, 11:25:28 PM
its not me that hates katy perry its shadowpred. I think Katy Perry is hot as hell. the t-shirt im wearing in those photos has caused me to lose my temper on several occassions though. ive had countless people say "why you wearing a katy perry t-shirt" or "is that katy perry on your t-shirt". No its bloody zooey deschanel, her names on the f**king thing. That night at least 5 people present asked that question. Ironically the lass your referring to in the photo asked me as well and said "is that zooey deschanel on your t-shirt" and i replied sarcastically that it was katy perry seeing as everybody else thought it was and she went "oh really thought it was zooey". f**k sake.
The kind of Lewis Black-eske rage that I love. :laugh:
I've never seen Keg go off like that. Brilliant. :D
I'm just glad I'm part of the rant.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Aug 22, 2010, 08:33:07 PM
Shit went down there. Either somebody mentioned that they hate Space Odyssey in the presence of me or Mono, or somebody really badmouthed the Alien in front of Madass.
Oh man that's as funny know as it was when he posted it!
Reviewing The Lost Pages I see. Nice.
Yeah I tried to find that damned first part everywhere nut I guess the spin off is just lost like tears in the rain.
Quote from: Vulhala on Jan 22, 2011, 01:10:40 AM
That's ridiculous.
I want one.
Quote from: grands0nz0rz on Jan 25, 2011, 04:26:08 AM
it's fantastic.
only problem is the small magazines. someone needs to sort that out.
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jan 25, 2011, 04:35:19 AM
30 round drum?
That's enough I think.
Quote from: grands0nz0rz on Jan 25, 2011, 04:46:25 AM
IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!!! :D
someone needs to figure our how to feed ammo to it directly... like a minigun.
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jan 25, 2011, 05:04:32 AM
I dunno, if that happened it would cause the barrel to overheat and melt.
Unless of course you add multiple barrels and then you have to make it larger to hold the rounds for each barrel eventually making it into a minigun.....
Damn
Quote from: grands0nz0rz on Jan 25, 2011, 05:05:57 AM
you just blew my mind.
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jan 25, 2011, 05:06:52 AM
Good.
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jan 25, 2011, 05:16:49 AM
Quote from: Vulhala on Jan 22, 2011, 01:10:40 AM
That's ridiculous.
I want one.
Quote from: grands0nz0rz on Jan 25, 2011, 04:26:08 AM
it's fantastic.
only problem is the small magazines. someone needs to sort that out.
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jan 25, 2011, 04:35:19 AM
30 round drum?
That's enough I think.
Quote from: grands0nz0rz on Jan 25, 2011, 04:46:25 AM
IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!!! :D
someone needs to figure our how to feed ammo to it directly... like a minigun.
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jan 25, 2011, 05:04:32 AM
I dunno, if that happened it would cause the barrel to overheat and melt.
Unless of course you add multiple barrels and then you have to make it larger to hold the rounds for each barrel eventually making it into a minigun.....
Damn
Quote from: grands0nz0rz on Jan 25, 2011, 05:05:57 AM
you just blew my mind.
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jan 25, 2011, 05:06:52 AM
Good.
That made me lol. :D
Hate to quote myself here, but this is the best thing I've ever said on this site:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Aug 13, 2010, 01:23:23 AM
@ElderPredator
f**k me, I just want to end this..
Your ignorance is blocking any point that you think your making.
Let me analyse this:
-You said that in Halo, you fight the same enemies all the time.. yet now you are defending Call of Duty. Oh, please- here is the Call of Duty variation: dog, generic AI soldier.. Juggernaught? Humans- you said you are fighting humans because the games are meant to be realistic; Halo, is science fiction, takes place in the future, and is not going for a realistic approach, don't act like you didn't know this.
If you really know anything about Halo at all, you will admit your mistake.
-To your complaint about the campaign being too easy- you say Legendary was easy, but try throwing on the gold skulls- you'll never admit that it was hard. And really, when the game has 4 player co-op (Christ, co-op in general), it is easy to get a little bit proud of yourself for beating it on Legendary.
-"Half of the maps are community maps"- Oh Jesus.. first of all, the game has more maps than Modern Warfare or any Call of Duty thus far for that matter, and really saying half of them in matchmaking are community maps is just bullshit and you know it.
-You are trying to fault the Halo franchise for being in the future... do I even have to explain to you how stupid that is?
Quote from: ElderPredator on Aug 12, 2010, 10:49:11 PM
I only bash HALO because HALO fanboys think that's the only game out there
- Please, go to your kitchen, get a frying pan, and hit your head repeatedly, go to your nearest game retailer, and pre-order the Prestige Edition of Black Ops. You will not believe the amount of times that has been said in a Halo/CoD flame war.. where did that come from anyway? Call of Duty fanboy desperation? It's been done- so many times, and it hasn't lost it's stupidity since it was first uttered on some YouTube video. You sure you want to say Halo is the only game I am aware of? Please, leave.
Quote from: ElderPredator on Aug 12, 2010, 10:49:11 PM
and if it wasn't for FORGE and Theater HALO would be nothing, HALO CE all the way.
-First off, let me correct you there: if it weren't for Forge and Theater, Halo 3 (see the 3?) would be nothing. But guess what? It's f**king there, and that's why it's such an accomplishment. The progress from one Halo game to the next, and the quality it provides is not matched by Call of Duty; Call of Duty hasn't changed nearly enough since Call of Duty 4. The original Modern Warfare provided the only true jump in the entire franchise; that was also the year Halo 3 came out- and guess what? It was a damned worthy contender, and I loved it completely. World At War, Modern Warfare 2, and Black Ops, aside from their campaigns are little more than expansions on top of what Modern Warfare 1 did for the franchise, leeching off of it's brilliance. Halo CE is what made Xbox a house-hold name, and those aren't my words, that's from a Microsoft executive that admitted that the system could have been a failure (as soon as I find it, I'll post it here). Another reason Halo is so successful is because of the potential that the magnificently crafted story holds, and anything new that comes from Halo, CoD fans will gaffaw at.
Now, for f**k's sake, before you reply- think logically, we're all capable of it..
Don't talk about anything you are not fully sure of.
And on top of that.. do not even try to say I am being some totally biased avenger- Read Up. (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=8444.msg762868#msg762868)
____________________________________________________
And as Space Sweeper walked away, a small smile of self-satisfaction cracked on the corner of his mouth.
It would seem somebody struck a chord. :laugh:
Represent.
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Aug 13, 2010, 01:23:23 AM
Please, go to your kitchen, get a frying pan, and hit your head repeatedly, go to your nearest game retailer, and pre-order the Prestige Edition of Black Ops.
*Brofist*
ElderPredator never replied. :D
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jan 28, 2011, 08:43:46 PM
AAAAAAAAARGH MOTHERf**kING DICKS LOAD THE PAGE YOU f**kING PIECE OF c**t CHEESE USELESS COMPUTER SON OF A f**k.
I HAVE THREE f**kING RAM CARDS AND STILL THIS CUMBUCKET WON'T WORK FAST
Just as Planned.
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jan 28, 2011, 07:51:08 PM
Represent.
http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/wake-me-up-halo.gif
I swear I love that gif.
Quote from: Pn2501 on Dec 08, 2010, 02:45:42 AM
funniest slipknot related news i ever heard was that Australian cricketer Doug Bollinger hums slipknot as he bowls.... how the f**k do you hum slipnot.
And now for our feature presentation.
SpaceMarines versus Purebreedalien
Jack says:
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Luke says:
*I actually lol'd
*XD
*You win
Jack says:
*Now, kiss my feet.
Luke says:
*No.
Jack says:
*(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcollider.com%2Fuploads%2FimageGallery%2FBlack_Dynamite%2Fblack_dynamite_movie_image_michael_jai_white.jpg&hash=37f20197a6bbe3050ed6ad360c8797152ae9925c)
*Kiss them.
Luke says:
*never
Jack says:
*(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Framascreen.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2FMichael-Jai-White1.jpg&hash=18544e22c0bf01979166a6a52785006853ab257a)
Luke says:
*NO!
Jack says:
*(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Framascreen.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2FMichael-Jai-White1.jpg&hash=18544e22c0bf01979166a6a52785006853ab257a)
Luke says:
*(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fno.jpg&hash=d1371a75b611cc9a0cc5b43a602da19cc8ee6d10)
Jack says:
*(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi29.tinypic.com%2Fk4xtky.jpg&hash=41ad1790d1c3f6bfafccdffe92c7c2b8ccd76281)
Luke says:
*NO U
*(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Foverkill.jpg&hash=003356f2aefd1204ad6c46ea11d4f862c3ba3c17)
Jack says:
*(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi9.tinypic.com%2F8383p7p.jpg&hash=a573380046f1abd16f25351da887457205f9bb3c)
Luke says:
*(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fgetme.jpg&hash=d7e303bd7821d4db127cd2a6b1df129b02006f86)
Jack says:
*(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi41.tinypic.com%2F2vkzxtw.jpg&hash=b7cdff51319fc39de27542389c8e0133ed8cee93)
Luke says:
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Jack says:
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Luke says:
*(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fchainsaw.jpg&hash=ba64b35a58833c31d8c05906427cb612e971e1a1)
Jack says:
*(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi30.tinypic.com%2F21nhbo3.jpg&hash=92f185639f44c8ad1c89a098320d67617609367a)
Needs this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbPX4xrKNlM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbPX4xrKNlM#)
Perfec'.
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jan 31, 2011, 05:36:42 PM
He went searching for the meaning of life, the universe and everything.
Then he became the meaning of life, the universe and everything.
Predators are no match.
"Corporal Hicks says:
*f**king technoloy dude
Luke says:
*How's that going for you?"
:D
QuoteFinn Matthews says
So Sweeper, you know Shobidoo?
Rishon Marrell Cox says
I do a little bit.
Just a little.
Finn Matthews says
Do you know Santa Claus?
Rishon Marrell Cox says
I do, we go way back.
shobi martin says
Sounds like a real asshole that Shobidoo.
Finn Matthews says
Well, newsflash, THEY'RE THE SAME f**kING DUDE
Im santa clause guyz.
Why didn't you bring me an-16 with four extra magazines then?
ಠ_ಠ
Cause elves aren't known for there gunsmithing.
Are all of the elves First Blood clones?
Quote from: Master Chief on Apr 01, 2008, 06:13:57 PM
Quote from: Der_Meister on Apr 01, 2008, 06:09:53 PM
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Quote from: Cromartie on Apr 01, 2008, 05:47:54 PM
Tsk Tsk! Make Your Bed Hasty Youngling!
Already done by the maid ;D
Is she hot?
erm....she's from Thailand and she is in her 40's, close to her 50's :P ;D
Is she hot?
not really, unless your a MILF ;D
I'm not a MILF. But if you're asking if I like the MILF, the answer is yes.
Sometimes, you've gotta do some digging to uncover lost gold.
Lol
Says stuff about Californians ;)
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All those were animated. While listening to What is Love?
Greatest convo ever.
Quoteshobi martin says
You have a penis.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
Or multiple.
Peni.
Sharp Sticks says
Octopeni.
This convo was amazing.
Quote from: predxeno on Feb 04, 2011, 03:17:41 AM
I haven't read the kenner comics yet. :-[ Though, I probably will...even though that may mean a lot of retconning from what little I've heard about them.
On the 'Just Talk' Thread:Quote from: Ghost Rider on Feb 04, 2011, 04:15:24 AM
700 pages filled with laughs, blasphemy, love, hate, and pure f**king epic wins and fails.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 04, 2011, 04:18:51 AM
On the 'Just Talk' Thread:
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Feb 04, 2011, 04:15:24 AM
700 pages filled with laughs, blasphemy, love, hate, and pure f**king epic wins and fails.
8)
QuoteSharp Sticks says
Last night I had a dream about Jim Cameron pleasuring himself and moaning 'what could go wrong diving in a cave, what could go wrong diving in a cave'.
I laughed my ass off when he said this. :D
Spoiler
(1:26 AM) Juan: *Laying on he pavement bleeding after fall*
SO change of subject anyone?
(1:26 AM) Space Sweeper: Yes
(1:26 AM) Juan: How bouyt cats?
(1:27 AM) Space Sweeper: And lets listen to some music while we do it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhOKhJaM1QE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhOKhJaM1QE#)
(1:27 AM) Juan: Someone bring in keyboard cat!
...
(1:27 AM) Space Sweeper: (No offense, Fitz)
(1:27 AM) Reno: i got keyboard cat exploding?
(1:27 AM) Space Sweeper:
(1:27 AM) Juan: Ther we go
Again with the custom smileys?
I assume that is a troll face
(1:28 AM) Reno: yeah lol
(1:28 AM) Space Sweeper: I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was it
(1:28 AM) Juan: You know funny thing'I was telling Troll Cat that i wish i had a picture of a toll face and instead of laughing he asked
(1:28 AM) Space Sweeper: *in
(1:28 AM) Juan: "which one"
(1:29 AM) Space Sweeper:
What the f**k.
XD
(1:29 AM) Juan: And the previous kliitle thing with Troll cat was duing a game of Halo Reach
(1:29 AM) Reno: wow
(1:29 AM) Juan: *little during
(1:30 AM) Juan: THWATS MY LINE!
*THATS
(1:30 AM) Space Sweeper: YEA
YEAH
OOOH YEAH
WHAT CONDITION MY CONDITION WAS IN
(1:30 AM) Juan: Someone get this man more vodka hes become too setious!
(1:30 AM) Juan: *serious!
(1:31 AM) Reno: oh sorry, paying f**king bills, trying to do math right XD
(1:31 AM) Space Sweeper: I gave him offerings of Kenny Rogers!
(1:31 AM) Juan: Paying bills while in an MSN chat?
(1:31 AM) Reno: ok bills are done, time for vodka. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyMXYE_50Ts# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyMXYE_50Ts#)
(1:31 AM) Juan: Sounds like an advice dog pic
(1:31 AM) Space Sweeper: No,.
I am the muti-tasker of Galaxy.
(1:32 AM) Space Sweeper: *multi
(1:32 AM) Reno: well i was in another convo, and checking my bank account and talking to you guys, and pouring a glass of vodka.
(1:33 AM) Juan: So Rishon, is the script coming today or wut?
(1:33 AM) Space Sweeper: I'm reading up on the effects of zero gravity momentum shifts, listening to The Big Lebowski soundtrack, talking to you guys, and writing.
(1:33 AM) Reno: i had those nights
(1:33 AM) Space Sweeper:
Exactly those nights?
(1:33 AM) Reno: no not exactly
(1:33 AM) Juan: Cuz i can still get a healthy 8 hours of sleep without sleeping too late
(1:33 AM) Reno: but similar
(1:34 AM) Juan: I trying to figure out whos more insane here
(1:34 AM) Space Sweeper: Oh, I'm not sure about tonight, man.
This is becoming the main focus
(1:34 AM) Space Sweeper: You guys gotta let me write, and I may be able to get this baby out.
(1:34 AM) Reno: insane? you mean me or sweeper.
(1:34 AM) Juan: And so far the russian dude with vodka is more insane than 5the clown with a smiley scar
*the
(1:34 AM) Reno: LOL
(1:35 AM) Juan: Joker me and yo!
(1:35 AM) Reno: i'm pretty up there.
(1:35 AM) Juan: Oh yeah
(1:35 AM) Reno: i'm in one form of crazy after the next.
(1:35 AM) Juan: You know what creeped me out?
(1:35 AM) Reno: what?
(1:36 AM) Juan: Uncanny said he wantd an ap that lets him tap into peoples webcams
Thats gonna be odd
Cuz my laptop has a built in camera
(1:36 AM) Space Sweeper: Same
(1:36 AM) Reno: well he wants to marry hicks remeber lol
(1:36 AM) Space Sweeper: Black tape, my boy.
(1:36 AM) Juan: Ima have to browse with a hockey mask on!
(1:37 AM) Juan: Nad yeah
(1:37 AM) Reno: i don't got no camera
(1:37 AM) Juan: Ive consiedered taping
(1:37 AM) Reno: i had one
(1:37 AM) Juan: Holy shit what type of typo was that
Its like
considered on crack
(1:38 AM) Juan: mostly cuz i pressed back space so many times trying to fix it
(1:38 AM) Juan: But this laptop lags on previewing what i type
(1:39 AM) Reno: i hate when computers lag, and i'm like just staring there and ....... what the hell no text, try to type it over and i get the same sentence twice a second after and i'm like FUUUUUUUUUCK!
(1:39 AM) Juan is now Offline
(1:40 AM) Juan is now Online
(1:40 AM) Space Sweeper: Welcome back, Mister Cobb.
(1:41 AM) Reno: I'm shaking man
(1:41 AM) Reno: BOOM HEADSHOT!
crap XD
(1:41 AM) Juan: Yeah
(1:41 AM) Reno: huh what now?
(1:42 AM) Juan: There we go!
My laptip is high
*laptop
Says im there but im not
(1:42 AM) Reno: must be on some good shit
(1:42 AM) Juan: I thought you were the Ghoul not my connection!
*throws vodka at the wall*
Throws match
(1:43 AM) Reno: The ghoul is everything, when i'm drunk or altered the world is affected.
(1:43 AM) Juan: EVERYThING BUuUuRsN!
(1:43 AM) Reno: sorry heart burn
(1:44 AM) Reno: YOUR A HOT MESS AND I'M FALLING FOR YOU!! YOUR A HOT MESS!!!!!
(1:44 AM) Juan: *pushes half of ghouls face into the flaming vodka*
There we go!
(1:44 AM) Reno: AND I'M LIKE HOT DAMN!!!
(1:44 AM) Juan: Now we need a hospital!
AND LOTS OF C4!
(1:45 AM) Reno: and lots of sick people right?
(1:45 AM) Reno: i mean hospital + c4 = CNN NEWS
(1:45 AM) Juan: No No ThEy GeT iN tHe BuSses!
And i steal 1 bus
(1:46 AM) Juan: Then you go to a bar
ND KILL SOMEDUDES
(1:46 AM) Reno: but aren't you a dog chasing cars?
(1:46 AM) Juan: tHEN CRASH A LIMO
(1:46 AM) Reno: flip of a coin
(1:46 AM) Juan: aND THREATEN sAPCE sWEEPERS SON!
it all works out!
(1:46 AM) Reno: sweeper has a son?
(1:47 AM) Reno: sweeps goddamnit why didn't you tell me i'm an uncle!!!
(1:47 AM) Juan: oH YEAH AND uNCANNY pSYCHO Has to beat me up
(1:47 AM) Juan: While I put the other members on two boats!
AND PUT C4 ON THE BOATS!
With switches ad buttons!
(1:48 AM) Reno: and you need to hang upside down from a building
(1:48 AM) Juan: Then it doesnt work and I go to jail!
(1:48 AM) Reno: no the crazy house for bad people
(1:48 AM) Juan: Then we get Predxeno on dtrugs
(1:48 AM) Reno: he is on drugs, i'm his dealer damnit
(1:48 AM) Juan: And get Predator Queen in a cat suit!
(1:49 AM) Reno: yes Lol
(1:49 AM) Juan: AND BOOM!
SEQUEL!
OOH HAHAHAHAHA
*dances around and shoots gun in the air*
(1:49 AM) Reno: can i dress up in green and have a question mark as a logo?
(1:49 AM) Juan: Someone save this convo!
YHES!!
but i thought you were two fadce!
WTF
(1:50 AM) Reno: just to post on galaxy the famour ghoul is drunk theme again? lol
(1:50 AM) Reno: famous*
oh yeah i am two face aren't i?
(1:50 AM) Juan:
(1:50 AM) Juan: Theme what them!?!
AND yes!
(1:51 AM) Reno: hey i found my coin
(1:51 AM) Juan: Uncanny Psycho pushed you off a building
(1:51 AM) Reno: and your in a loony bin so SHUT UP! XD
(1:51 AM) Juan: And clearly PBA should be Ridler
AND MRBROKEN TUSKS IS ROBIN!
HAHAHAHAH
(1:52 AM) Reno: lol
who's ivy? sweeps? XD
and spacemarines is that frost guy
(1:52 AM) Juan: No hes Gordon
(1:52 AM) Juan: SpaceMarines is...
is...
(1:53 AM) Space Sweeper: Fitz, this'll be tonight.
(1:53 AM) Juan: HUGO STRANG!
*STRANGE
(1:53 AM) Juan: zf**k YEAH!
Too bad tonigh gives you 22 hours to work!
(1:53 AM) Reno: *looking at batman begins* so i killed mister broken tusks family? lol
(1:53 AM) Juan: OOH HAHAHAH
(1:53 AM) Reno: forever i mean*
batman forever*
(1:54 AM) Juan: No no wait
That was me wasnt it?
Im joker
Your two face
(1:54 AM) Reno: yeah two face killed robins family in batmen forever
(1:54 AM) Juan: Unless i forgot
Ah then yes
You killed all his siggy mommy and daddies!
(1:55 AM) Juan: Then Uncanny took him in!
(1:55 AM) Juan: SPHAGHETTI IS PENGUIN!
(1:55 AM) Reno: lol
(1:56 AM) Juan: AND HICKS IS MR FREEZE
(1:56 AM) Juan: VULHALLA IS FIREFLY!
(1:56 AM) Reno: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7WornrF-gs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7WornrF-gs#) me and PBA
(1:56 AM) Juan: AND...
No sound but ill watch
(1:57 AM) Reno: two face is teaching riddler how to punch a guy lol
(1:58 AM) Juan: Lol
BRB
(1:59 AM) Reno: yeah riddler is pba lol
(1:59 AM) Juan: Gotta hold a cop hostage for a phone call er
(1:59 AM) Reno: XD
(1:59 AM) Juan: Take a piss
(2:01 AM) Juan: I dunno whod be Ivy
Maybe umm
Keylight Di?
(2:02 AM) Reno: hehehehe
(2:02 AM) Juan: Theres like no girl members
(2:02 AM) Space Sweeper: FIN
(PS- f**k THAT BITCH)
(2:02 AM) Juan: and Jessica wont fit the personality!
ITS DONE?!?!
Also lol
(2:02 AM) Juan: BGad placement
*Bad
(2:02 AM) Space Sweeper: Yes, it be done
(2:03 AM) Space Sweeper: There's not a whole lot of action, but the plot advances in spades
(2:03 AM) Juan: SEND IT
I hunter
(2:03 AM) Juan: *hunger
ALSO IT S MEEEE!
(2:03 AM) Juan: *ALSO IT INVOLVES ME!
I HOPE!
(2:04 AM) Space Sweeper: Season 1- Episode 5- "Monster Under The Surface"
(2:04 AM) Juan: >:3
(2:04 AM) Reno: that's a good title
(2:04 AM) Space Sweeper: Thanks
(2:05 AM) Juan: Your just gonna post it?
Or PM
CUZ IT SAYS YOU ARE POSTING!
(2:05 AM) Juan: *Explodes*
*Eksplodes*
(2:06 AM) Reno: i think fitz poped.
(2:06 AM) Juan: Unkown Action?
WTF!
(2:06 AM) Reno: you exploded
(2:06 AM) Juan: No i didnt
It remains flaci-
er what
LOL
(2:07 AM) Reno: fitz what did you drink? I want some
(2:07 AM) Juan: Joker gass
(2:07 AM) Juan: OOH HAHAHAH
(2:07 AM) Reno: lol
(2:08 AM) Juan: I think thats the first time ive ever made a straight up dick joke
MARK THE DAY!
(2:09 AM) Reno: i am so lost right now XD
(2:09 AM) Juan: Look up at what i said before
(2:09 AM) Space Sweeper: Fitz, I think you'll really be liking the dialoge in this episode
(2:09 AM) Reno: oh lol
(2:10 AM) Juan: " i think fitz popped" "No i didnt" "It remains flaci-"
(2:10 AM) Reno: i couldn't tell what the half spelled word was until now
(2:10 AM) Juan: AND Good
Very good
(2:10 AM) Juan: lol
(2:10 AM) Juan: I hope i like the dialouge
I really do
(2:12 AM) Space Sweeper: Sorry, I'm just formatting from MS Word
It's just gonna be a sec
(2:12 AM) Juan: OK]
Im suddenly dpo excited
*so
Im not even a bit sleepy now
(2:13 AM) Juan: ITS f**kING ADRENALIN
FROM TEXT
(2:14 AM) Juan: Again
Both of you
Save this convo
post it in the quotes thread
(2:14 AM) Juan: It must live foerver
*Forever
(2:15 AM) Space Sweeper:
YOU DRUNK
(2:15 AM) Reno: lol
(2:16 AM) Space Sweeper: ON STOKAGE
(2:16 AM) Juan has left the conversation.
(2:17 AM) Reno: he left?
(2:18 AM) Reno: so what's up sweeps?
(2:21 AM) Space Sweeper: Just finishing this off
(2:21 AM) Reno: ah
(2:22 AM) Juan is already in this conversation.
(2:22 AM) Juan has been added to the conversation.
(2:22 AM) Space Sweeper: Welcome back
(2:23 AM) Reno: yeah welcome back
(2:23 AM) Space Sweeper: Aaaand enjoy the script
(2:23 AM) Space Sweeper: ..You there?
(2:24 AM) Reno: i'm here
(2:24 AM) Space Sweeper: What the fraaaaaaaaaak
(2:25 AM) Juan: YES I AM
Reading
(2:25 AM) Space Sweeper: Noice
(2:25 AM) Juan: SAVE THE LAST CONVO
Do it
(2:25 AM) Space Sweeper: Keep me updated on your progress
It'll be saved anyways
: >
(2:27 AM) Reno: god i can't wait till new vegas gets here damnit.
(2:27 AM) Space Sweeper:
Keep building dat' anticipation.
(2:27 AM) Reno: its built so high i have the shakes just thinking about how awsome it will be
(2:27 AM) Juan: Just got to title smash
f**k YEA
(2:27 AM) Space Sweeper: You like so far?
(2:29 AM) Juan: YES
ALSO JETPACK
I remember
(2:29 AM) Juan: "AND YES FITZGERALD SHE HAS A f**kING JETPACK"
(2:30 AM) Juan: Lol
(2:30 AM) Reno: sad panda thinks his born in june of this year
(2:30 AM) Space Sweeper: His?
(2:30 AM) Reno: he's*
(2:30 AM) Juan: I know
(2:30 AM) Space Sweeper: Also, yeah, I remember telling you the same thing
(2:30 AM) Juan: I LOOLLED
(2:30 AM) Reno: lol
(2:31 AM) Juan: XD
(2:31 AM) Reno: alot of the time my hands type what they will. XD
(2:32 AM) Reno: due to the fact i don't like at the damn keyboard i guess XD
look at*
see what I MEAN!
(2:32 AM) Reno: my hands they have minds of their own!
(2:32 AM) Space Sweeper: Before him are Juliana and Juliet, staring at him; Juliana is clenching her side which has now been covered by a dressing.
"You know, something tells me I don't think I regret last night."
(2:33 AM) Space Sweeper: -One of the few jokes in this episode
(2:33 AM) Juan: Yeah
I smiled
(2:35 AM) Juan: TYPO
I caught one
(2:35 AM) Space Sweeper: Where
I'm ready for edits
(2:35 AM) Reno: I need to crash guys, i got a big day 2moro. Many bodies to stash and hide, you know back to the old salt mine.
(2:35 AM) Juan: "She looks past him, her tears welling up with tears"
(2:35 AM) Space Sweeper: Shit
Okay
Eyes
(2:35 AM) Juan: See ya then Ghoul
(2:35 AM) Space Sweeper: I must have lost that
In a re-write
(2:36 AM) Reno: i'll be sure to read the new chap later this week.
(2:36 AM) Space Sweeper: Mmmkay
(2:37 AM) Reno: night guys, and fitz lay off the joker gas, it makes your farts smell funny.
Thats quite a read. Is it really worth it :laugh:
I don't know, I was writing most of the time.. just present as it was going on.
Quote from: EEV2650 on Feb 07, 2011, 07:23:23 AM
Thats quite a read. Is it really worth it :laugh:
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 07, 2011, 07:20:03 AM
Spoiler
(1:26 AM) Juan: *Laying on he pavement bleeding after fall*
SO change of subject anyone?
(1:26 AM) Space Sweeper: Yes
(1:26 AM) Juan: How bouyt cats?
(1:27 AM) Space Sweeper: And lets listen to some music while we do it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhOKhJaM1QE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhOKhJaM1QE#)
(1:27 AM) Juan: Someone bring in keyboard cat!
...
(1:27 AM) Space Sweeper: (No offense, Fitz)
(1:27 AM) Reno: i got keyboard cat exploding?
(1:27 AM) Space Sweeper:
(1:27 AM) Juan: Ther we go
Again with the custom smileys?
I assume that is a troll face
(1:28 AM) Reno: yeah lol
(1:28 AM) Space Sweeper: I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was it
(1:28 AM) Juan: You know funny thing'I was telling Troll Cat that i wish i had a picture of a toll face and instead of laughing he asked
(1:28 AM) Space Sweeper: *in
(1:28 AM) Juan: "which one"
(1:29 AM) Space Sweeper:
What the f**k.
XD
(1:29 AM) Juan: And the previous kliitle thing with Troll cat was duing a game of Halo Reach
(1:29 AM) Reno: wow
(1:29 AM) Juan: *little during
(1:30 AM) Juan: THWATS MY LINE!
*THATS
(1:30 AM) Space Sweeper: YEA
YEAH
OOOH YEAH
WHAT CONDITION MY CONDITION WAS IN
(1:30 AM) Juan: Someone get this man more vodka hes become too setious!
(1:30 AM) Juan: *serious!
(1:31 AM) Reno: oh sorry, paying f**king bills, trying to do math right XD
(1:31 AM) Space Sweeper: I gave him offerings of Kenny Rogers!
(1:31 AM) Juan: Paying bills while in an MSN chat?
(1:31 AM) Reno: ok bills are done, time for vodka. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyMXYE_50Ts# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyMXYE_50Ts#)
(1:31 AM) Juan: Sounds like an advice dog pic
(1:31 AM) Space Sweeper: No,.
I am the muti-tasker of Galaxy.
(1:32 AM) Space Sweeper: *multi
(1:32 AM) Reno: well i was in another convo, and checking my bank account and talking to you guys, and pouring a glass of vodka.
(1:33 AM) Juan: So Rishon, is the script coming today or wut?
(1:33 AM) Space Sweeper: I'm reading up on the effects of zero gravity momentum shifts, listening to The Big Lebowski soundtrack, talking to you guys, and writing.
(1:33 AM) Reno: i had those nights
(1:33 AM) Space Sweeper:
Exactly those nights?
(1:33 AM) Reno: no not exactly
(1:33 AM) Juan: Cuz i can still get a healthy 8 hours of sleep without sleeping too late
(1:33 AM) Reno: but similar
(1:34 AM) Juan: I trying to figure out whos more insane here
(1:34 AM) Space Sweeper: Oh, I'm not sure about tonight, man.
This is becoming the main focus
(1:34 AM) Space Sweeper: You guys gotta let me write, and I may be able to get this baby out.
(1:34 AM) Reno: insane? you mean me or sweeper.
(1:34 AM) Juan: And so far the russian dude with vodka is more insane than 5the clown with a smiley scar
*the
(1:34 AM) Reno: LOL
(1:35 AM) Juan: Joker me and yo!
(1:35 AM) Reno: i'm pretty up there.
(1:35 AM) Juan: Oh yeah
(1:35 AM) Reno: i'm in one form of crazy after the next.
(1:35 AM) Juan: You know what creeped me out?
(1:35 AM) Reno: what?
(1:36 AM) Juan: Uncanny said he wantd an ap that lets him tap into peoples webcams
Thats gonna be odd
Cuz my laptop has a built in camera
(1:36 AM) Space Sweeper: Same
(1:36 AM) Reno: well he wants to marry hicks remeber lol
(1:36 AM) Space Sweeper: Black tape, my boy.
(1:36 AM) Juan: Ima have to browse with a hockey mask on!
(1:37 AM) Juan: Nad yeah
(1:37 AM) Reno: i don't got no camera
(1:37 AM) Juan: Ive consiedered taping
(1:37 AM) Reno: i had one
(1:37 AM) Juan: Holy shit what type of typo was that
Its like
considered on crack
(1:38 AM) Juan: mostly cuz i pressed back space so many times trying to fix it
(1:38 AM) Juan: But this laptop lags on previewing what i type
(1:39 AM) Reno: i hate when computers lag, and i'm like just staring there and ....... what the hell no text, try to type it over and i get the same sentence twice a second after and i'm like FUUUUUUUUUCK!
(1:39 AM) Juan is now Offline
(1:40 AM) Juan is now Online
(1:40 AM) Space Sweeper: Welcome back, Mister Cobb.
(1:41 AM) Reno: I'm shaking man
(1:41 AM) Reno: BOOM HEADSHOT!
crap XD
(1:41 AM) Juan: Yeah
(1:41 AM) Reno: huh what now?
(1:42 AM) Juan: There we go!
My laptip is high
*laptop
Says im there but im not
(1:42 AM) Reno: must be on some good shit
(1:42 AM) Juan: I thought you were the Ghoul not my connection!
*throws vodka at the wall*
Throws match
(1:43 AM) Reno: The ghoul is everything, when i'm drunk or altered the world is affected.
(1:43 AM) Juan: EVERYThING BUuUuRsN!
(1:43 AM) Reno: sorry heart burn
(1:44 AM) Reno: YOUR A HOT MESS AND I'M FALLING FOR YOU!! YOUR A HOT MESS!!!!!
(1:44 AM) Juan: *pushes half of ghouls face into the flaming vodka*
There we go!
(1:44 AM) Reno: AND I'M LIKE HOT DAMN!!!
(1:44 AM) Juan: Now we need a hospital!
AND LOTS OF C4!
(1:45 AM) Reno: and lots of sick people right?
(1:45 AM) Reno: i mean hospital + c4 = CNN NEWS
(1:45 AM) Juan: No No ThEy GeT iN tHe BuSses!
And i steal 1 bus
(1:46 AM) Juan: Then you go to a bar
ND KILL SOMEDUDES
(1:46 AM) Reno: but aren't you a dog chasing cars?
(1:46 AM) Juan: tHEN CRASH A LIMO
(1:46 AM) Reno: flip of a coin
(1:46 AM) Juan: aND THREATEN sAPCE sWEEPERS SON!
it all works out!
(1:46 AM) Reno: sweeper has a son?
(1:47 AM) Reno: sweeps goddamnit why didn't you tell me i'm an uncle!!!
(1:47 AM) Juan: oH YEAH AND uNCANNY pSYCHO Has to beat me up
(1:47 AM) Juan: While I put the other members on two boats!
AND PUT C4 ON THE BOATS!
With switches ad buttons!
(1:48 AM) Reno: and you need to hang upside down from a building
(1:48 AM) Juan: Then it doesnt work and I go to jail!
(1:48 AM) Reno: no the crazy house for bad people
(1:48 AM) Juan: Then we get Predxeno on dtrugs
(1:48 AM) Reno: he is on drugs, i'm his dealer damnit
(1:48 AM) Juan: And get Predator Queen in a cat suit!
(1:49 AM) Reno: yes Lol
(1:49 AM) Juan: AND BOOM!
SEQUEL!
OOH HAHAHAHAHA
*dances around and shoots gun in the air*
(1:49 AM) Reno: can i dress up in green and have a question mark as a logo?
(1:49 AM) Juan: Someone save this convo!
YHES!!
but i thought you were two fadce!
WTF
(1:50 AM) Reno: just to post on galaxy the famour ghoul is drunk theme again? lol
(1:50 AM) Reno: famous*
oh yeah i am two face aren't i?
(1:50 AM) Juan:
(1:50 AM) Juan: Theme what them!?!
AND yes!
(1:51 AM) Reno: hey i found my coin
(1:51 AM) Juan: Uncanny Psycho pushed you off a building
(1:51 AM) Reno: and your in a loony bin so SHUT UP! XD
(1:51 AM) Juan: And clearly PBA should be Ridler
AND MRBROKEN TUSKS IS ROBIN!
HAHAHAHAH
(1:52 AM) Reno: lol
who's ivy? sweeps? XD
and spacemarines is that frost guy
(1:52 AM) Juan: No hes Gordon
(1:52 AM) Juan: SpaceMarines is...
is...
(1:53 AM) Space Sweeper: Fitz, this'll be tonight.
(1:53 AM) Juan: HUGO STRANG!
*STRANGE
(1:53 AM) Juan: zf**k YEAH!
Too bad tonigh gives you 22 hours to work!
(1:53 AM) Reno: *looking at batman begins* so i killed mister broken tusks family? lol
(1:53 AM) Juan: OOH HAHAHAH
(1:53 AM) Reno: forever i mean*
batman forever*
(1:54 AM) Juan: No no wait
That was me wasnt it?
Im joker
Your two face
(1:54 AM) Reno: yeah two face killed robins family in batmen forever
(1:54 AM) Juan: Unless i forgot
Ah then yes
You killed all his siggy mommy and daddies!
(1:55 AM) Juan: Then Uncanny took him in!
(1:55 AM) Juan: SPHAGHETTI IS PENGUIN!
(1:55 AM) Reno: lol
(1:56 AM) Juan: AND HICKS IS MR FREEZE
(1:56 AM) Juan: VULHALLA IS FIREFLY!
(1:56 AM) Reno: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7WornrF-gs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7WornrF-gs#) me and PBA
(1:56 AM) Juan: AND...
No sound but ill watch
(1:57 AM) Reno: two face is teaching riddler how to punch a guy lol
(1:58 AM) Juan: Lol
BRB
(1:59 AM) Reno: yeah riddler is pba lol
(1:59 AM) Juan: Gotta hold a cop hostage for a phone call er
(1:59 AM) Reno: XD
(1:59 AM) Juan: Take a piss
(2:01 AM) Juan: I dunno whod be Ivy
Maybe umm
Keylight Di?
(2:02 AM) Reno: hehehehe
(2:02 AM) Juan: Theres like no girl members
(2:02 AM) Space Sweeper: FIN
(PS- f**k THAT BITCH)
(2:02 AM) Juan: and Jessica wont fit the personality!
ITS DONE?!?!
Also lol
(2:02 AM) Juan: BGad placement
*Bad
(2:02 AM) Space Sweeper: Yes, it be done
(2:03 AM) Space Sweeper: There's not a whole lot of action, but the plot advances in spades
(2:03 AM) Juan: SEND IT
I hunter
(2:03 AM) Juan: *hunger
ALSO IT S MEEEE!
(2:03 AM) Juan: *ALSO IT INVOLVES ME!
I HOPE!
(2:04 AM) Space Sweeper: Season 1- Episode 5- "Monster Under The Surface"
(2:04 AM) Juan: >:3
(2:04 AM) Reno: that's a good title
(2:04 AM) Space Sweeper: Thanks
(2:05 AM) Juan: Your just gonna post it?
Or PM
CUZ IT SAYS YOU ARE POSTING!
(2:05 AM) Juan: *Explodes*
*Eksplodes*
(2:06 AM) Reno: i think fitz poped.
(2:06 AM) Juan: Unkown Action?
WTF!
(2:06 AM) Reno: you exploded
(2:06 AM) Juan: No i didnt
It remains flaci-
er what
LOL
(2:07 AM) Reno: fitz what did you drink? I want some
(2:07 AM) Juan: Joker gass
(2:07 AM) Juan: OOH HAHAHAH
(2:07 AM) Reno: lol
(2:08 AM) Juan: I think thats the first time ive ever made a straight up dick joke
MARK THE DAY!
(2:09 AM) Reno: i am so lost right now XD
(2:09 AM) Juan: Look up at what i said before
(2:09 AM) Space Sweeper: Fitz, I think you'll really be liking the dialoge in this episode
(2:09 AM) Reno: oh lol
(2:10 AM) Juan: " i think fitz popped" "No i didnt" "It remains flaci-"
(2:10 AM) Reno: i couldn't tell what the half spelled word was until now
(2:10 AM) Juan: AND Good
Very good
(2:10 AM) Juan: lol
(2:10 AM) Juan: I hope i like the dialouge
I really do
(2:12 AM) Space Sweeper: Sorry, I'm just formatting from MS Word
It's just gonna be a sec
(2:12 AM) Juan: OK]
Im suddenly dpo excited
*so
Im not even a bit sleepy now
(2:13 AM) Juan: ITS f**kING ADRENALIN
FROM TEXT
(2:14 AM) Juan: Again
Both of you
Save this convo
post it in the quotes thread
(2:14 AM) Juan: It must live foerver
*Forever
(2:15 AM) Space Sweeper:
YOU DRUNK
(2:15 AM) Reno: lol
(2:16 AM) Space Sweeper: ON STOKAGE
(2:16 AM) Juan has left the conversation.
(2:17 AM) Reno: he left?
(2:18 AM) Reno: so what's up sweeps?
(2:21 AM) Space Sweeper: Just finishing this off
(2:21 AM) Reno: ah
(2:22 AM) Juan is already in this conversation.
(2:22 AM) Juan has been added to the conversation.
(2:22 AM) Space Sweeper: Welcome back
(2:23 AM) Reno: yeah welcome back
(2:23 AM) Space Sweeper: Aaaand enjoy the script
(2:23 AM) Space Sweeper: ..You there?
(2:24 AM) Reno: i'm here
(2:24 AM) Space Sweeper: What the fraaaaaaaaaak
(2:25 AM) Juan: YES I AM
Reading
(2:25 AM) Space Sweeper: Noice
(2:25 AM) Juan: SAVE THE LAST CONVO
Do it
(2:25 AM) Space Sweeper: Keep me updated on your progress
It'll be saved anyways
: >
(2:27 AM) Reno: god i can't wait till new vegas gets here damnit.
(2:27 AM) Space Sweeper:
Keep building dat' anticipation.
(2:27 AM) Reno: its built so high i have the shakes just thinking about how awsome it will be
(2:27 AM) Juan: Just got to title smash
f**k YEA
(2:27 AM) Space Sweeper: You like so far?
(2:29 AM) Juan: YES
ALSO JETPACK
I remember
(2:29 AM) Juan: "AND YES FITZGERALD SHE HAS A f**kING JETPACK"
(2:30 AM) Juan: Lol
(2:30 AM) Reno: sad panda thinks his born in june of this year
(2:30 AM) Space Sweeper: His?
(2:30 AM) Reno: he's*
(2:30 AM) Juan: I know
(2:30 AM) Space Sweeper: Also, yeah, I remember telling you the same thing
(2:30 AM) Juan: I LOOLLED
(2:30 AM) Reno: lol
(2:31 AM) Juan: XD
(2:31 AM) Reno: alot of the time my hands type what they will. XD
(2:32 AM) Reno: due to the fact i don't like at the damn keyboard i guess XD
look at*
see what I MEAN!
(2:32 AM) Reno: my hands they have minds of their own!
(2:32 AM) Space Sweeper: Before him are Juliana and Juliet, staring at him; Juliana is clenching her side which has now been covered by a dressing.
"You know, something tells me I don't think I regret last night."
(2:33 AM) Space Sweeper: -One of the few jokes in this episode
(2:33 AM) Juan: Yeah
I smiled
(2:35 AM) Juan: TYPO
I caught one
(2:35 AM) Space Sweeper: Where
I'm ready for edits
(2:35 AM) Reno: I need to crash guys, i got a big day 2moro. Many bodies to stash and hide, you know back to the old salt mine.
(2:35 AM) Juan: "She looks past him, her tears welling up with tears"
(2:35 AM) Space Sweeper: Shit
Okay
Eyes
(2:35 AM) Juan: See ya then Ghoul
(2:35 AM) Space Sweeper: I must have lost that
In a re-write
(2:36 AM) Reno: i'll be sure to read the new chap later this week.
(2:36 AM) Space Sweeper: Mmmkay
(2:37 AM) Reno: night guys, and fitz lay off the joker gas, it makes your farts smell funny.
A brilliant night, my only complaint is that you left out the vodka trick, but it's ok.
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Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Feb 07, 2011, 07:39:51 AM
A brilliant night, my only complaint is that you left out the vodka trick, but it's ok.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5gkkOTLS3yM/SFFT5FQGirI/AAAAAAAAAPk/Z31z_0auaoU/s320/Smile%2BJoker%2BSmile.jpg
Spoiler
(12:56 AM) Space Sweeper: My bro!
We have 2/4!
(12:56 AM) Reno: But i'm your bro damnit XD
(12:56 AM) Space Sweeper: Like I said, 2/4
(12:56 AM) Reno: lol
(12:57 AM) Space Sweeper: Nevermind- 2/5
Other three being Sharp Sticks, SpaceMarines, and Shobidoo
(12:57 AM) Reno: Yeah but i'm your drinking brother, that makes me special.
(12:59 AM) Juan: MY BROTHERS FROM OTHER MOTHERS!
(12:59 AM) Space Sweeper: Okay, my brothers are like this:
Fitz- My Brother Brother
Ghoul- My Drinking Brother
Sticks- My Always Get Along With Brother
Marines- My Creepily Similar Brother
Shob- My MemeBro
(12:59 AM) Reno: its f**king fitz
(12:59 AM) Juan: I just watched the Dark Knight again today
(12:59 AM) Space Sweeper: That movie is a masterpiece.
(12:59 AM) Juan: Im feeling a bit Jokerish
(12:59 AM) Space Sweeper: Christopher Nolan is a f**king genius.
(12:59 AM) Reno: i like the pencil trick.
(1:00 AM) Juan: So how are you guys!
Lets put smiles on them faces!
(1:00 AM) Space Sweeper: Ghoul, I think you'll like this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EQogaCI32c# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EQogaCI32c#)
You'll like the flow
f**king win
(1:00 AM) Reno: yeah i love it already XD lol
(1:00 AM) Space Sweeper: The haters hate me
I pass them by
I'm rollin' rollin'
On my segway
The haters hate me
I say goodbye
I'm rollin' rollin'
Rollin'... rollin'...
(1:01 AM) Juan: Cant hear music dammit!
(1:01 AM) Space Sweeper:
This song f**king awesome
(1:01 AM) Reno: that's cause your too young for it XD
(1:01 AM) Juan: Cant hear nany sund at all
(1:01 AM) Space Sweeper: Sharp Sticks introduced me to it
(1:01 AM) Juan: And what pencil trcck Ghoul?
How bout a vodka trick?
(1:01 AM) Space Sweeper: Ah, Ghoul.. you should know better..
(1:02 AM) Juan: *Smashes Ghouls face into a bottle of Vodka on the table*
GONE!
Like magic!
(1:02 AM) Reno: because i drank it XD
with the bottle XD
(1:03 AM) Juan: Key word there was SMASH buddy!
(1:03 AM) Space Sweeper: No, it's not de-corked in the back of your throat.
*now
(1:03 AM) Reno: trust me i drank it
(1:03 AM) Space Sweeper: Trust me, you have no pulse.
(1:03 AM) Reno: its vodka
(1:03 AM) Juan: Well then...
(1:03 AM) Space Sweeper: Trust meh.
(1:03 AM) Reno: well yeah i'm ghoul lol
(1:03 AM) Juan: Sick em!
(1:03 AM) Space Sweeper: RAWR!
(1:03 AM) Juan: *Lets loose two dogs*
(1:04 AM) Space Sweeper: Everything burrrrrrrns......
(1:04 AM) Juan: Exadctly why those are Hell hounds!
OHH HAHAHAHAH
(1:04 AM) Reno: anyways juan if theres no sound, check your speakers
(1:04 AM) Juan: Its a laptop man!
Theyre broken!
(1:04 AM) Reno: that sucks XD
(1:05 AM) Juan: Doesnt make play sound
Something to do with those f**ked up systems
(1:05 AM) Reno: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofV_iFBw2YE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofV_iFBw2YE#) this guy couldn't handle his vodka
(1:05 AM) Space Sweeper: Too bad you can't hear this song
(1:06 AM) Space Sweeper: I've got it blasting through my headphones
Soooo good.
(1:06 AM) Reno: juan do you have head phones close by, maybe the head phone jack works.
(1:06 AM) Reno: f**k now i want to close space marines head phone jack
to call space*
(1:07 AM) Reno: new vegas should be here soon
(1:08 AM) Juan has changed his/her status to Idle
(1:09 AM) Juan has been added to the conversation.
I should try the headphone jack.
Might work.
Mal?
Hubbs?
By the rings.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 08, 2011, 04:09:59 PM
IN MEMORIAM
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Lady, you couldn't act worth a shit, but nothing more was required for the role.
May your career rest in peace.
Spoiler
Try porn.
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If only...
Quote from: DJ Pu$$yface on Feb 09, 2011, 07:27:36 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 09, 2011, 07:26:13 AM
MY ASS! I NEED OINTMENT!
THAT IS IT! TIME FOR THE SPEAR!
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Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Feb 07, 2011, 07:39:51 AM
A brilliant night, my only complaint is that you left out the vodka trick, but it's ok.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5gkkOTLS3yM/SFFT5FQGirI/AAAAAAAAAPk/Z31z_0auaoU/s320/Smile%2BJoker%2BSmile.jpg
Spoiler
(12:56 AM) Space Sweeper: My bro!
We have 2/4!
(12:56 AM) Reno: But i'm your bro damnit XD
(12:56 AM) Space Sweeper: Like I said, 2/4
(12:56 AM) Reno: lol
(12:57 AM) Space Sweeper: Nevermind- 2/5
Other three being Sharp Sticks, SpaceMarines, and Shobidoo
(12:57 AM) Reno: Yeah but i'm your drinking brother, that makes me special.
(12:59 AM) Juan: MY BROTHERS FROM OTHER MOTHERS!
(12:59 AM) Space Sweeper: Okay, my brothers are like this:
Fitz- My Brother Brother
Ghoul- My Drinking Brother
Sticks- My Always Get Along With Brother
Marines- My Creepily Similar Brother
Shob- My MemeBro
(12:59 AM) Reno: its f**king fitz
(12:59 AM) Juan: I just watched the Dark Knight again today
(12:59 AM) Space Sweeper: That movie is a masterpiece.
(12:59 AM) Juan: Im feeling a bit Jokerish
(12:59 AM) Space Sweeper: Christopher Nolan is a f**king genius.
(12:59 AM) Reno: i like the pencil trick.
(1:00 AM) Juan: So how are you guys!
Lets put smiles on them faces!
(1:00 AM) Space Sweeper: Ghoul, I think you'll like this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EQogaCI32c# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EQogaCI32c#)
You'll like the flow
f**king win
(1:00 AM) Reno: yeah i love it already XD lol
(1:00 AM) Space Sweeper: The haters hate me
I pass them by
I'm rollin' rollin'
On my segway
The haters hate me
I say goodbye
I'm rollin' rollin'
Rollin'... rollin'...
(1:01 AM) Juan: Cant hear music dammit!
(1:01 AM) Space Sweeper:
This song f**king awesome
(1:01 AM) Reno: that's cause your too young for it XD
(1:01 AM) Juan: Cant hear nany sund at all
(1:01 AM) Space Sweeper: Sharp Sticks introduced me to it
(1:01 AM) Juan: And what pencil trcck Ghoul?
How bout a vodka trick?
(1:01 AM) Space Sweeper: Ah, Ghoul.. you should know better..
(1:02 AM) Juan: *Smashes Ghouls face into a bottle of Vodka on the table*
GONE!
Like magic!
(1:02 AM) Reno: because i drank it XD
with the bottle XD
(1:03 AM) Juan: Key word there was SMASH buddy!
(1:03 AM) Space Sweeper: No, it's not de-corked in the back of your throat.
*now
(1:03 AM) Reno: trust me i drank it
(1:03 AM) Space Sweeper: Trust me, you have no pulse.
(1:03 AM) Reno: its vodka
(1:03 AM) Juan: Well then...
(1:03 AM) Space Sweeper: Trust meh.
(1:03 AM) Reno: well yeah i'm ghoul lol
(1:03 AM) Juan: Sick em!
(1:03 AM) Space Sweeper: RAWR!
(1:03 AM) Juan: *Lets loose two dogs*
(1:04 AM) Space Sweeper: Everything burrrrrrrns......
(1:04 AM) Juan: Exadctly why those are Hell hounds!
OHH HAHAHAHAH
(1:04 AM) Reno: anyways juan if theres no sound, check your speakers
(1:04 AM) Juan: Its a laptop man!
Theyre broken!
(1:04 AM) Reno: that sucks XD
(1:05 AM) Juan: Doesnt make play sound
Something to do with those f**ked up systems
(1:05 AM) Reno: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofV_iFBw2YE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofV_iFBw2YE#) this guy couldn't handle his vodka
(1:05 AM) Space Sweeper: Too bad you can't hear this song
(1:06 AM) Space Sweeper: I've got it blasting through my headphones
Soooo good.
(1:06 AM) Reno: juan do you have head phones close by, maybe the head phone jack works.
(1:06 AM) Reno: f**k now i want to close space marines head phone jack
to call space*
(1:07 AM) Reno: new vegas should be here soon
(1:08 AM) Juan has changed his/her status to Idle
(1:09 AM) Juan has been added to the conversation.
I just laughed my ass off remebering that night.
Ghost Rider says:
*GHOST RIDER CAMEO IN MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3?!?!?!!??!?!
*I jizzed Hellfire.
:D
That jizz musta hurt.....
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Feb 09, 2011, 10:43:35 PM
Ghost Rider says:
*GHOST RIDER CAMEO IN MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3?!?!?!!??!?!
*I jizzed Hellfire.
:D
8)
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Feb 09, 2011, 10:47:35 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Feb 09, 2011, 10:43:35 PM
Ghost Rider says:
*GHOST RIDER CAMEO IN MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3?!?!?!!??!?!
*I jizzed Hellfire.
:D
8)
Lol
If you weren't ghost rider I'd call that as the worse case of the Clap. ;D
Quote from: The Ghoul on Feb 10, 2011, 01:25:15 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Feb 09, 2011, 10:47:35 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Feb 09, 2011, 10:43:35 PM
Ghost Rider says:
*GHOST RIDER CAMEO IN MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3?!?!?!!??!?!
*I jizzed Hellfire.
:D
8)
Lol
If you weren't ghost rider I'd call that as the worse case of the Clap. ;D
I'm glad I'm Ghost Rider.
Posted in The Last Movie You Watched thead:Quote from: DJ Pu$$yface on Feb 10, 2011, 01:53:55 AM
AVPR: Predator raping Alien. Predalien raping Predator. Bro Strause raping them all.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 10, 2011, 01:55:27 AM
Posted in The Last Movie You Watched thead:
Quote from: DJ Pu$$yface on Feb 10, 2011, 01:53:55 AM
AVPR: Predator raping Alien. Predalien raping Predator. Bro Strause raping them all.
Wow he explained the whole film in such simple terms! :D
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Feb 10, 2011, 03:37:58 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Feb 10, 2011, 03:36:37 AM
Yeah were not using the pillow fight THREAD
Because it is completely totally DEAD
And now you are holding your HEAD
Y'know, that makes me want to lie down in BED.
Well, there's only one thing left to be SAID.
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Quote from: Ghost Rider on Feb 10, 2011, 09:19:32 PM
^ F**k God. My skull is on fire.
You would not believe how much I lol'd at that
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Feb 09, 2011, 10:43:35 PM
Ghost Rider says:
*GHOST RIDER CAMEO IN MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3?!?!?!!??!?!
*I jizzed Hellfire.
:D
CAMEO?!
WHERE?!
Quote from: ShadowPred on Feb 10, 2011, 09:59:11 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Feb 09, 2011, 10:43:35 PM
Ghost Rider says:
*GHOST RIDER CAMEO IN MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3?!?!?!!??!?!
*I jizzed Hellfire.
:D
CAMEO?!
WHERE?!
In a couple of the levels. If PBA isn't f**king with my mind.
I wouldn't do that to your mind, Ghost.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 10, 2011, 11:54:07 PM
I wouldn't do that to your mind, Ghost.
What about.....the other.....
THERE IS NO OTHER!
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Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 11, 2011, 12:07:24 AM
THERE IS NO OTHER!
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2010/11/21/2fbh6yxh90.jpg
;D
Quote from: ShadowPred on Feb 10, 2011, 09:59:11 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Feb 09, 2011, 10:43:35 PM
Ghost Rider says:
*GHOST RIDER CAMEO IN MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3?!?!?!!??!?!
*I jizzed Hellfire.
:D
CAMEO?!
WHERE?!
It said on Wikipedia that he was gonna cameo along with Man-Thing and Fantastic Four in some of the levels. The source they provided was this 48 minute video: http://uk.gamespot.com/ps3/action/marvelvscapcom3/video/6270869 (http://uk.gamespot.com/ps3/action/marvelvscapcom3/video/6270869)
;D
Went back into the Fatale thread:
Quote from: Shobidoo on Aug 12, 2010, 08:11:00 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 12, 2010, 08:09:26 AM
How are fossil fuels supposed to last 4/500 years without more planets to harvest more from?
Majic duh :P
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Feb 15, 2011, 11:24:45 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 15, 2011, 11:11:34 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Feb 15, 2011, 11:10:16 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 15, 2011, 11:09:14 PM
Betray, eh? Quick, we need to quarantine PBA in a Nightmare Asylum!
Spoiler
Oh wait, if we did that, then he would be entering me. We don't like it when PBA enters people...
BUT HE IS YOU! So wouldn't that be nothing more than a form of masterbaution?
:o
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I just loled my ass off.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 07, 2011, 07:48:25 PM
Quote from: Aeus on Feb 07, 2011, 07:45:09 PM
He's probably already seen it, but his head exploded so he can't reply.
RIP Sweeps, you and your feminine posts will be missed.
Quote from: Alexa Chung on Feb 18, 2011, 04:27:14 AM
hubbs you sound like a repressed homosexual, how's that working out
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 18, 2011, 05:07:06 AM
Quote from: Hubbs on Feb 18, 2011, 05:02:43 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 18, 2011, 05:01:05 AM
I masturbate to Battlestar Galactica. Problem?
Didn't need to know that but thanks anyway :-\
And it's during the Gaius Baltar scenes, too.
http://www.mrnuke.com/pics/hudson1.jpg
EDIT:
Quote from: Alexa Chung on Feb 18, 2011, 04:28:36 AM
yellowstone isn't ever going to blow up, it's the duke nukem of geological disasters
shobi martin says
I gotta think here maybeh not.
But they've had scary material in TV seriesse.
Omega Destroyer says
Scary... okey
But
shobi martin says
Like transformers.
Omega Destroyer says
Ghost Rider is not JUST scar-
WHA
shobi martin says
Freaking giant robots.
Omega Destroyer says
Scary Transformers?
what the fuuuuuuuuu
shobi martin says
Dinosaur robots
Omega Destroyer says
:o
shobi martin says
deh scare wittle kids.
Omega Destroyer says
Saying I want ice cream!
They're creeeeepy
Late evening madness. :P
Quote
Rishon Marrell Cox says
I love the Oblivion guards.
If they have less repetitive voices in Skyrim I'll be very angryface.
shobi martin says
What if, they are all voiced by Jeff Goldblum
Rishon Marrell Cox says
Uh, uh, well, now, uh, citizen, wha, what we need to do- and I'm serious about this, quite serious- is, is, STOP YOU, from violating the law.. ANY FURTHER. Because right now what, what you're DOING is taking this skooma and you've slapped it on a, a, a lunch box and (smash) you're selling it, (smash) you're selling it, and we just CAN'T have that...
Made me roflmeow.
And in return has come:
Quote
shobi says:
I can not imagine JP4 without Goldblum. :/
Rishon Marrell Cox says:
If there's no Goldblum, there's no me in the theater.
shobi says:
Ill be in the theater. to get the names of the casting department.
So i can hunt them down
One
by
one.
So badass. Goldblum would be proud.
QuotePRIVATE PRIVATE says
WHERE IS YOUR GODZILLA NOW?!
Great start for a msn conversation. XD
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Feb 21, 2011, 09:59:24 PM
QuotePRIVATE PRIVATE says
WHERE IS YOUR GODZILLA NOW?!
Great start for a msn conversation. XD
I remember 'where is his godzilla...?' :laugh:
QuoteDJ PUssyface says:
SCIENCE!1!1!1!!!11
An assignment on the Big Bang Theory. Woo.
Omega says:
Dr. Insano!
I didn't recognize you at all
DJ PUssyface says:
I tIPE LIEK ZEE NOOB11!!1!
Omega says:
zomg no
DJ PUssyface says:
Trololol[
I vented rage...
Quote
DJ PUssyface says:
*Mass Effect was DISAPPOINT.
Luke says:
*WHAT
*PUSSYFACE
*WHAT
*WHAT THE f**k DID YOU JUST SAY
shobi says:
*I'v never even played Mass Effect.
*And im dissapoint
Luke says:
*WHAT THE f**k DID YOU JUST SAY?!
*WHAT.
*THE.
*f**k.
*DID.
*YOU.
*JUST.
*SAY!?
*RAGE
shobi says:
*He said Mass Effect was a dissapointment.
DJ PUssyface says:
*I really don't get the hype
Luke says:
*WHAT.
shobi says:
*Bioware is another one of my fave developers.
*KOTOR, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, all quality.
Luke says:
*MASS EFFECT IS... IT'S f**kING... AMAAAAAAAAAAZING
DJ PUssyface says:
*The graphicsa ren't that good, and GTA IV is the only decent sandbox I have played
shobi says:
*All RPG goodness.
Luke says:
*MASS EFFECT ISN'T SANDBOX
*WHAT THE f**k
*WHAT IS YOUR AIM
*RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
*RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
*RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
*WHERE IS SWEEPER
shobi says:
*Someone hasnt played RDR, or JUST CAUSE 2.
Luke says:
*WHERE IS HE?!
*WHERE IS HE!?
DJ PUssyface says:
*I thought it was since THE MISSIONS ARE ENDLESSSS
Luke says:
*WHERE!??????????!
*THE MISSIONS ARE... WHAT?!
*WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
DJ PUssyface says:
*I CAN'T BEAT THE SANDWORM
Luke says:
*f**k YOU
*YOU SUCK
*SANDWORM IS EASY
DJ PUssyface says:
*IT KEEPS SHOOTING STUFF
Luke says:
*YOU JUMP THE f**kING MAKO AND f**kING SHOOT THE BITCH
DJ PUssyface says:
*Mako
*what
*IT KEEPS BLOWING ME UP
Luke says:
*YOU PLAYING 2 OR 1?
DJ PUssyface says:
*ONE
Luke says:
*MASS EFFECT ONE
*USE
*THE
*MISSILES
shobi says:
*AND MASS EFFECT AINT SANDBOX
Luke says:
*ON
*THE
*CAR
DJ PUssyface says:
*I DO
*AND
*ITY
*KEEPS
*KILLING
*ME
Luke says:
*WHEN
*IT
*GOES
*UNDERGROUND
*YOU
*f**kING
*DRIVE
*THAT SHIT
...I vented rage good.
For the record, I agree with Pussyface.
Quote from: Vulhala on Feb 22, 2011, 10:57:35 PM
For the record, I agree with Pussyface.
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I thought it was overrated slightly. And the framerate was so poor I could have actually free handed it myself faster than it appeared on screen. And I suck at drawing. I could f**k a smiley up, I'm that bad.
The framerate was fine for me. :-\
Eh, to each his own. I suggest we get back on track.
D....dude...did you just Mod me....in the Rec Area?
Paradox!
Quote from: Vulhala on Feb 22, 2011, 11:10:59 PM
D....dude...did you just Mod me....in the Rec Area?
That's for the Mass Effect hate. You bastard.
Quote
DJ PUssyface says:
*Mass Effect was DISAPPOINT.
Quote from: Vulhala on Feb 22, 2011, 10:57:35 PM
For the record, I agree with Pussyface.
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Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Feb 22, 2011, 11:13:50 PM
Quote
DJ PUssyface says:
*Mass Effect was DISAPPOINT.
Quote from: Vulhala on Feb 22, 2011, 10:57:35 PM
For the record, I agree with Pussyface.
http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb349/SharpSticks/whuh.jpg
If you don't make that your avatar, I'll make it mine. That is just the sexiest WTF face I've ever seen. Ever.
Quote from: Vulhala on Feb 22, 2011, 11:02:46 PM
I thought it was overrated slightly. And the framerate was so poor I could have actually free handed it myself faster than it appeared on screen. And I suck at drawing. I could f**k a smiley up, I'm that bad.
I imagine you're speaking of the first? Yeah, that happens at some moments, but not enough to wreck it. Mass Effect 2's framerate is perfected.
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Feb 22, 2011, 11:11:57 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Feb 22, 2011, 11:10:59 PM
D....dude...did you just Mod me....in the Rec Area?
That's for the Mass Effect hate. You bastard.
Wow. Just
WOW dude.
I thought we were tight? Like me, you and Hicks were like some Modly Godly British Trifecta? And you do
this to me?!Wait till I see your ass on Halo. Shit's gonna get
real.
Quote from: Vulhala on Feb 22, 2011, 11:17:41 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Feb 22, 2011, 11:11:57 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Feb 22, 2011, 11:10:59 PM
D....dude...did you just Mod me....in the Rec Area?
That's for the Mass Effect hate. You bastard.
Wow. Just WOW dude.
I thought we were tight? Like me, you and Hicks were like some Modly Godly British Trifecta? And you do this to me?!
Wait till I see your ass on Halo. Shit's gonna get real.
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Quote from: Vulhala on Feb 22, 2011, 11:17:41 PM
Wait till I see your ass on Halo. Shit's gonna get real.
Yeah, man! Waste his bitch ass on a 0.08 scale!
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 22, 2011, 11:20:51 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Feb 22, 2011, 11:17:41 PM
Wait till I see your ass on Halo. Shit's gonna get real.
Yeah, man! Waste his bitch ass on a 0.08 scale!
You just made the list, bitch.
Quote from: Vulhala on Feb 22, 2011, 11:25:51 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 22, 2011, 11:20:51 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Feb 22, 2011, 11:17:41 PM
Wait till I see your ass on Halo. Shit's gonna get real.
Yeah, man! Waste his bitch ass on a 0.08 scale!
You just made the list, bitch.
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Quote from: Purebreedalien on Feb 22, 2011, 11:27:04 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/DP3-1.jpg
Do you have a Deadpool for everything?
Quote from: Vulhala on Feb 22, 2011, 11:30:57 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Feb 22, 2011, 11:27:04 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/DP3-1.jpg
Do you have a Deadpool for everything?
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Quote from: Vulhala on Feb 22, 2011, 11:25:51 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 22, 2011, 11:20:51 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Feb 22, 2011, 11:17:41 PM
Wait till I see your ass on Halo. Shit's gonna get real.
Yeah, man! Waste his bitch ass on a 0.08 scale!
You just made the list, bitch.
I eagerly await your mouth gargling on my nutsack.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 22, 2011, 11:33:08 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Feb 22, 2011, 11:25:51 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 22, 2011, 11:20:51 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Feb 22, 2011, 11:17:41 PM
Wait till I see your ass on Halo. Shit's gonna get real.
Yeah, man! Waste his bitch ass on a 0.08 scale!
You just made the list, bitch.
I eagerly await your mouth gargling on my nutsack.
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I give up. You win.
For now.....
Quote from: Vulhala on Feb 22, 2011, 11:43:12 PM
I give up. You win.
For now.....
Of course I win, but this will continue another time.
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AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Now this might be here already, but in case it isn't -
Quote from: predxeno on Dec 24, 2010, 02:29:48 AM
Is concept art canon?
Oh ho-ho-ho.
Quote from: Vulhala on Feb 22, 2011, 11:45:51 PM
AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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Quote from: TJ Doc on Feb 22, 2011, 11:51:29 PM
Now this might be here already, but in case it isn't -
Quote from: predxeno on Dec 24, 2010, 02:29:48 AM
Is concept art canon?
Oh ho-ho-ho.
Somebody put that on a plaque.
On a statue.
And mount this under it:
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Feb 21, 2011, 06:41:54 AM
I'm with Predxeno.
Yeah. That's right.
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Quote from: Purebreedalien on Feb 22, 2011, 11:56:06 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Feb 22, 2011, 11:45:51 PM
AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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Quote from: Vulhala on Feb 23, 2011, 12:05:49 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Feb 22, 2011, 11:56:06 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Feb 22, 2011, 11:45:51 PM
AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Feb 22, 2011, 11:56:50 PM
Quote from: TJ Doc on Feb 22, 2011, 11:51:29 PM
Now this might be here already, but in case it isn't -
Quote from: predxeno on Dec 24, 2010, 02:29:48 AM
Is concept art canon?
Oh ho-ho-ho.
Somebody put that on a plaque.
On a statue.
Well... it has been put on the next best thing.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jan 22, 2011, 04:58:43 PM
http://i55.tinypic.com/2jeqjo2.jpg
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 23, 2011, 07:17:31 AM
Quote from: EEV2650 on Feb 23, 2011, 07:14:57 AM
Suddenly my office smells like bacon...wtf?
Why is this not in the 'What made you happy today' thread?
WHY IS THIS NOT IN THE 'WHAT MADE YOU HAPPY TODAY' THREAD!?
Now just imagine that to the tone of Nicholas Cage's "How'd it get burned".
Pure win.
Quote from: predxeno on Feb 23, 2011, 10:23:20 PM
Is the gay rape scene still going to be in the film? I always thought that would be an interesting idea.
Quote from: predxeno on Feb 23, 2011, 10:23:20 PM
Is the gay rape scene still going to be in the film? I always thought that would be an interesting idea.
Clint Eastwood got raped in a movie once...by a woman...in a movie he directed.
It all connects.
Quote from: TheMonolith on Feb 24, 2011, 12:45:35 AM
Quote from: predxeno on Feb 23, 2011, 10:23:20 PM
Is the gay rape scene still going to be in the film? I always thought that would be an interesting idea.
Clint Eastwood got raped in a movie once...by a woman...in a movie he directed.
Which movie?
The Rookie (1990)
Not considered a classic, but it is notable for that scene.
I haven't seen it myself but I must say. Eastwood. You got balls. Serious balls.
Quote from: DoomRulz on Feb 24, 2011, 01:37:19 AM
Man walks into his doctor's office and freaks out; "Doc, you gotta help me! I just can't get it up for my wife no more!!" Doctor says "alright, alright, calm down. just bring your wife in next time and I'll see what I can do." So the wife comes in the next day and the doctor instructs her to get naked and lie down on the bed in his of...fice. After she does, the good doctor paces around her, looking her up and down.
After about 5 minutes, he returns to the husband and says "Don't worry dude, you're OK. She's not giving me a hard-on either."
Doom has taught me a new joke! :D
Quote from: TheMonolith on Feb 24, 2011, 12:45:35 AM
Quote from: predxeno on Feb 23, 2011, 10:23:20 PM
Is the gay rape scene still going to be in the film? I always thought that would be an interesting idea.
Clint Eastwood got raped in a movie once...by a woman...in a movie he directed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgoXUzIwXk0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgoXUzIwXk0#)
Quote from: Mus on Feb 24, 2011, 08:41:03 PM
So pretty much what Ridley's been saying since '79. That the original Alien looked like it did, because its predecessor had picked up the look from Jockeys. There you have it, folks. The Alien is a shapeshifting blob. All we need now is that PG-13 rating and we have a challenger for Barbapapa.
Alien Vs. Barbapapa.
Now that's an epic crossover.
Quote from: TheMonolith on Feb 24, 2011, 02:04:22 AM
The Rookie (1990)
Not considered a classic, but it is notable for that scene.
I haven't seen it myself but I must say. Eastwood. You got balls. Serious balls.
he got stalked by a woman in "play misty for me", also directed by him, in fact he wanted to direct it so much, after requesting to star and direct, he acted in the movie for free, and was only paid for directing it.
maybe he has a thing for crazy women
How much balls do you need to be willing to direct a scene of a
Spoiler
guy played by yourself getting tied down to a chair and raped by some coked up bitch who is filming what she is doing so she can watch it later for a couple of laughs?
That's enough to make most people impotent. But not our man Clint. He is so awesome that it didn't even hurt his image as a badass.
It reinforced it, in fact.
Quote from: SiL on Feb 27, 2011, 10:34:31 PM
Bitch, you trippin'.
Those pussy-ass Aliens can't even build spaceships. I'd be surprised if they could even use a hammer. If you gave an Alien a hammer, you know what it'd do with it? Face-rape it, because it's a dumb bug and it doesn't know shit.
Having an X in your name is lame. "Xenomorph"? The hell is that, Greek? Didn't ancient Greeks used to be okay with homo sex? Guess Aliens are a bunch of fags then if they're using Greek names.
Preds don't hunt little kids, we see that in Predator 2, but Aliens just love kidnapping little girls and taking them back to their hideouts. The hell is wrong with them, are they some kind'a pedos now? They drag little kids back to their basement and face-rape them -- that's pretty friggin' pedo to me, man. Aliens can't nail fine bitches so they resort to getting all the ugly ones and young ones. But Preds are rolling in fine pussy, dude. They wade knee-deep through that shit.
Aliens can climb on walls, but do they have auto-targeting cannons? No, and so they're friggin' chumps. A Pred can kill an Alien without being in the same room, but those faggy, pedo Aliens have to actually get near you like a bitch.
Aliens are fags and pedos and also emos. They're the worst emos in all of space. Aliens are so emo that when you cut them, they bleed acid so that everyone else can feel their pain. Aliens are so emo they only ever dress in black. Aliens are so emo that it lets them defy the laws of physics.
Faggy pedo emo hipsters. Walking on floors is just too mainstream for them. Being crushed under tons of lead is too mainstream for their liking. They'd recommend underground bands you've never heard of, but they're so damned hipster they don't even listen to music.
Anyone who thinks Aliens are cooler than Preds is tripping so many balls, man.
So. Many. Balls.
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Feb 28, 2011, 07:56:48 AM
Quote from: SiL on Feb 27, 2011, 10:34:31 PM
Bitch, you trippin'.
Those pussy-ass Aliens can't even build spaceships. I'd be surprised if they could even use a hammer. If you gave an Alien a hammer, you know what it'd do with it? Face-rape it, because it's a dumb bug and it doesn't know shit.
Having an X in your name is lame. "Xenomorph"? The hell is that, Greek? Didn't ancient Greeks used to be okay with homo sex? Guess Aliens are a bunch of fags then if they're using Greek names.
Preds don't hunt little kids, we see that in Predator 2, but Aliens just love kidnapping little girls and taking them back to their hideouts. The hell is wrong with them, are they some kind'a pedos now? They drag little kids back to their basement and face-rape them -- that's pretty friggin' pedo to me, man. Aliens can't nail fine bitches so they resort to getting all the ugly ones and young ones. But Preds are rolling in fine pussy, dude. They wade knee-deep through that shit.
Aliens can climb on walls, but do they have auto-targeting cannons? No, and so they're friggin' chumps. A Pred can kill an Alien without being in the same room, but those faggy, pedo Aliens have to actually get near you like a bitch.
Aliens are fags and pedos and also emos. They're the worst emos in all of space. Aliens are so emo that when you cut them, they bleed acid so that everyone else can feel their pain. Aliens are so emo they only ever dress in black. Aliens are so emo that it lets them defy the laws of physics.
Faggy pedo emo hipsters. Walking on floors is just too mainstream for them. Being crushed under tons of lead is too mainstream for their liking. They'd recommend underground bands you've never heard of, but they're so damned hipster they don't even listen to music.
Anyone who thinks Aliens are cooler than Preds is tripping so many balls, man.
So. Many. Balls.
I...can't.....breath. What got sil to post that one?! lol. :laugh:
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Feb 28, 2011, 07:56:48 AM
Quote from: SiL on Feb 27, 2011, 10:34:31 PM
Bitch, you trippin'.
Those pussy-ass Aliens can't even build spaceships. I'd be surprised if they could even use a hammer. If you gave an Alien a hammer, you know what it'd do with it? Face-rape it, because it's a dumb bug and it doesn't know shit.
Having an X in your name is lame. "Xenomorph"? The hell is that, Greek? Didn't ancient Greeks used to be okay with homo sex? Guess Aliens are a bunch of fags then if they're using Greek names.
Preds don't hunt little kids, we see that in Predator 2, but Aliens just love kidnapping little girls and taking them back to their hideouts. The hell is wrong with them, are they some kind'a pedos now? They drag little kids back to their basement and face-rape them -- that's pretty friggin' pedo to me, man. Aliens can't nail fine bitches so they resort to getting all the ugly ones and young ones. But Preds are rolling in fine pussy, dude. They wade knee-deep through that shit.
Aliens can climb on walls, but do they have auto-targeting cannons? No, and so they're friggin' chumps. A Pred can kill an Alien without being in the same room, but those faggy, pedo Aliens have to actually get near you like a bitch.
Aliens are fags and pedos and also emos. They're the worst emos in all of space. Aliens are so emo that when you cut them, they bleed acid so that everyone else can feel their pain. Aliens are so emo they only ever dress in black. Aliens are so emo that it lets them defy the laws of physics.
Faggy pedo emo hipsters. Walking on floors is just too mainstream for them. Being crushed under tons of lead is too mainstream for their liking. They'd recommend underground bands you've never heard of, but they're so damned hipster they don't even listen to music.
Anyone who thinks Aliens are cooler than Preds is tripping so many balls, man.
So. Many. Balls.
SiL is over-praised.
*Walks on*
Quote from: The Ghoul on Feb 28, 2011, 08:59:07 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Feb 28, 2011, 07:56:48 AM
Quote from: SiL on Feb 27, 2011, 10:34:31 PM
Bitch, you trippin'.
Those pussy-ass Aliens can't even build spaceships. I'd be surprised if they could even use a hammer. If you gave an Alien a hammer, you know what it'd do with it? Face-rape it, because it's a dumb bug and it doesn't know shit.
Having an X in your name is lame. "Xenomorph"? The hell is that, Greek? Didn't ancient Greeks used to be okay with homo sex? Guess Aliens are a bunch of fags then if they're using Greek names.
Preds don't hunt little kids, we see that in Predator 2, but Aliens just love kidnapping little girls and taking them back to their hideouts. The hell is wrong with them, are they some kind'a pedos now? They drag little kids back to their basement and face-rape them -- that's pretty friggin' pedo to me, man. Aliens can't nail fine bitches so they resort to getting all the ugly ones and young ones. But Preds are rolling in fine pussy, dude. They wade knee-deep through that shit.
Aliens can climb on walls, but do they have auto-targeting cannons? No, and so they're friggin' chumps. A Pred can kill an Alien without being in the same room, but those faggy, pedo Aliens have to actually get near you like a bitch.
Aliens are fags and pedos and also emos. They're the worst emos in all of space. Aliens are so emo that when you cut them, they bleed acid so that everyone else can feel their pain. Aliens are so emo they only ever dress in black. Aliens are so emo that it lets them defy the laws of physics.
Faggy pedo emo hipsters. Walking on floors is just too mainstream for them. Being crushed under tons of lead is too mainstream for their liking. They'd recommend underground bands you've never heard of, but they're so damned hipster they don't even listen to music.
Anyone who thinks Aliens are cooler than Preds is tripping so many balls, man.
So. Many. Balls.
I...can't.....breath. What got sil to post that one?! lol. :laugh:
Counter-Trolling.
Click on the link that says "posted by Sil on" bla bla bla
My statement remains the same.
Fight the power.
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Mar 01, 2011, 03:01:42 AM
He's always right. We're just too frightened to admit it.
QuoteGhoul - It'd be a perfect world if you could have sex whenever you want
Me - But then you'd have to face the rape charges
Ghoul - Not if you yell surprise!
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 09:01:24 PM
Quote from: predxeno on Mar 01, 2011, 02:13:11 AM
I take the Kenner King Alien toy to be canon
:D
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From the Charlie Sheen thread:
Quote from: ShadowPred on Mar 04, 2011, 08:18:08 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Mar 04, 2011, 08:50:21 AM
SON.
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I AM DISAPPOINT.
Quote from: DJ CyberPu$$y on Mar 04, 2011, 08:17:25 PM
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/funny-celebrity-pictures-son-i-am-disappoint.jpg
Brilliant
Quote from: DJ CyberPu$$y on Mar 01, 2011, 06:48:55 AM
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Mar 01, 2011, 03:01:42 AM
He's always right. We're just too frightened to admit it.
QuoteGhoul - It'd be a perfect world if you could have sex whenever you want
Me - But then you'd have to face the rape charges
Ghoul - Not if you yell surprise!
LOL I didn't expect to find this here! :P
Quote
Rishon Marrell Cox says
I will come to you and we will get a place for passionate love.
So if I wanted to bend you over and just shove it in your ass and it hurt pretty bad, you wouldn't do anything about it, would you?
So would like to watch a movie.. with me... with my hand down your pants?
Sweeps is...scaring me.
I want to wrestle you.. so freakin' bad.
Woah what just happened there? :laugh:
Things that eventually happened.
Best part at gamenight.
Quote
Fitz: *Says somthing in mexican I have no idea what it was and i really don't really care to say the least lol.*
Everyone else: What the hell was that? Mexican?
Drago: This is an american country fitz!
Fitz: I know and I live in california.
Ghoul: California is so full of mexicans that caucasians are a minority.
Fitz: BWHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh my god that is funny because its so true. *practically has a heart attack induced from lols*
Mexican is not a language, Spanish is.
Anyways yeah, I loved that.
Quote
Dragomorph has obtained a sword and I'm backing up as I shoot him then meet a wall
Me: f**k, a wall!
Drago: *Slash*
Wait what did you say?
Me: I said "f**k, a wall!"
Vulhala: There's no glory hole!
:laugh:
So random.
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 06, 2011, 07:04:37 PM
Mexican is not a language, Spanish is.
Anyways yeah, I loved that.
Quote
Dragomorph has obtained a sword and I'm backing up as I shoot him then meet a wall
Me: f**k, a wall!
Drago: *Slash*
Wait what did you say?
Me: I said "f**k, a wall!"
Vulhala: There's no glory hole!
:laugh:
So random.
There's ALWAYS A GLORY HOLE! You just got to make it!!!!
Quote from: RakaiThwei on Mar 07, 2011, 09:42:30 AM
^ f**king impales people and dips his bread in their blood and eats bloody bread!!
I got called dracula.
About Hancock and Charlize Theron in it.
Omega Destroyer says:
She plays Mary.
Rishon Marrell Cox says:
She was the hot blonde in that.
Omega Destroyer says:
Mary
Rishon Marrell Cox says:
Or Mary.
Sweeper defined this as 'Rapid fire gold'.
Quote from: Huol on Mar 07, 2011, 11:16:46 PM
Spoiler
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Me and ghost rider in pm talking about my future tonight.
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 10, 2011, 06:55:38 PM
Indeed. Though I think you are more of sex machine than myself. After all, I'm a flaming skeleton. :P
My replie.
QuoteWell at least your a natural boner. :D
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 10, 2011, 07:15:54 PM
Me and ghost rider in pm talking about my future tonight.
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 10, 2011, 06:55:38 PM
Indeed. Though I think you are more of sex machine than myself. After all, I'm a flaming skeleton. :P
My replie.
QuoteWell at least your a natural boner. :D
:laugh:
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 13, 2011, 11:20:47 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Mar 13, 2011, 11:18:11 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 13, 2011, 09:28:17 PM
It's my mom's birthday today.
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 13, 2011, 11:16:17 PM
It's darkness's birthday!
Feliz cumpleanos and thanks for making the site!
Holy shit, Ghoul, Darkness is your mother?!? :o
:D
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 13, 2011, 11:20:47 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Mar 13, 2011, 11:18:11 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 13, 2011, 09:28:17 PM
It's my mom's birthday today.
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 13, 2011, 11:16:17 PM
It's darkness's birthday!
Feliz cumpleanos and thanks for making the site!
Holy shit, Ghoul, Darkness is your mother?!? :o
:laugh:
Quote from: predxeno on Mar 14, 2011, 12:54:36 AM
I dreamed that I was a Predalien (probably Chet) and I started wrecking havoc, then I was in an infirmiary similar to the one in AVPR and there were pregnant women. So naturally I started eggbarfing them. Now before you judge me, know that I actually believed that I was a Predalien, if someone was able to ask me what species I thought I was; I would have said that I was an Alien born off of a Predator. Obviously if I had known that I was human, I never would have done such things in my dream.
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QuoteFitz: WHY U KILL ME?
Fitz: SO MANY TIMES?
Shobidoo/Believer: You can caht in game lol
Shobidoo/Believer: Troll fafce
Fitz: But it says Chinch was killed by Shobi!
Shobidoo/Believer: You looked like an alien
Fitz: Wat
Fitz: Ima a GODDAMMED PREDATOR!
Fitz: Dickhead =/= Vagina face!
Shobidoo/Believer: Its really dark.
Shobidoo/Believer: I got you mixed up
Fitz: That was me!
Fitz: You chased me into a corner!
Shobidoo/Believer: I thought you were just a scared alien
Fitz: And now I protected you while you were shooting me!
Shobidoo/Believer: accident
Fitz: I needed to heal!
Fitz: :(
Shobidoo/Believer: It was a warriors death
Shobidoo/Believer: New map?
Fitz: Backed into corners and murdered by his own teamate?
Fitz: Is that how warriors die?
Shobidoo/Believer: I was shooting at the rest of the aliens and then i accidently shot you on accident
AVP classic fun.
I'll try and get on more often that was fun as hell
"There are no high class hookers in Tennessee!"
-Ghost Rider, Xbox Live
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Mar 14, 2011, 06:36:04 AM
"There are no high class hookers in Tennessee!"
-Ghost Rider, Xbox Live
Good times. ;D
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 14, 2011, 04:55:14 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Mar 14, 2011, 06:36:04 AM
"There are no high class hookers in Tennessee!"
-Ghost Rider, Xbox Live
Good times. ;D
Why did I have to miss that!!!!!!!! :'(
Damnit!!!!!
Quote from: Huol on Mar 15, 2011, 01:45:02 AM
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Mar 15, 2011, 01:12:26 AM
Nah nah nah. Nah. You're all missing it, mo fuggas.
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That made my life.
Quote from: Gazz on Mar 16, 2011, 02:40:27 PM
I posted it elsewhere but here's my semi-review of Skyline:
It's like Independence Day and Cloverfield had a child
...and then they beat that child within an inch of its life
...and then forced the quivering pulp to chew steaming dogshit as it helplessly struggled for breath
...and just as it's oxygen starved brain shut down, welcoming the darkness of death like an old friend, two gormless strangers attempted to nurse it back to health without medicinal aid or any previous knowledge of modern medicine
...and though their intentions were for good, the child was near brain-dead, locked in an almost vegetative state, unable to articulate its thoughts and so was reduced to making guttural noises to voice its heartfelt pleas
...and as the pulpy mess silently pleaded for death the gormless strangers urged the mass public to pay a fee in order to witness the "miracle" that is their child.
A brain-dead drooling child called "Skyline"
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This, and the back-and-forth preceding it, is why I love this site.
QuoteJuan Fitz says
Damn
myabe you can reset your computer thing
shobi martin says
Wat
Juan Fitz says
Like go back through history
shobi martin says
Wat
Juan Fitz says
That came out wrong
"Yesterday was Thursday
Today is Friday...
...Tommorrow is Saturday
and Sunday comes afterwards"
- Rebecca Black
Quote from: samoht on Mar 19, 2011, 04:50:04 AM
"Yesterday was Thursday
Today is Friday...
...Tommorrow is Saturday
and Sunday comes afterwards"
- Rebecca Black
Oh, for the love of -
Its funny coz its not a quote from a member on this site.
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Quote from: ShadowPred on Mar 19, 2011, 05:01:25 AM
Quote from: samoht on Mar 19, 2011, 04:50:04 AM
"Yesterday was Thursday
Today is Friday...
...Tommorrow is Saturday
and Sunday comes afterwards"
- Rebecca Black
Oh, for the love of -
We we we so excited
We so excited
Quote from: samoht on Mar 19, 2011, 12:44:52 PM
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Quote from: maledoro on Mar 20, 2011, 01:14:45 AM
Thanks to radiation, I have five penises. Now my pants fit like a glove.
Luke . says
Vul's already imaginary-nuking my house on Google Earth, and now you want my prize? NO WAY, MANG.
XD
Omega Destroyer says
Hey, look at the positive side.
You will get a
LITTLEBROZILLA
[...]
Juan Fitz says
*imagines riding a baby zill to school*
*godzilla
YESH
Omega Destroyer says
I WOULD LOVE TO RIDE A BABY GODZILLA TO GO TO SCHOOL
SO f**kING MUCH
shobi martin says
I wanna ride a mammoth.
Luke . says
lol
I wanna ride Deadpo- I mean, I wanna ride Scarlett Johansson.
Quote from: predxeno on Mar 24, 2011, 10:43:03 PM
Quote from: SM on Mar 24, 2011, 10:20:43 PM
http://oathkeepers.org/oath/wp-content/uploads/bill-oreilly.jpg
Five Predators?
Three Predators?
You can't explain that.
I just did with my explanation of alternate scenes.
We have a victor!
Quote from: AvatarIII on Mar 25, 2011, 09:32:30 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 25, 2011, 04:10:41 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 24, 2011, 07:31:02 PM
By then new members will have replaced us
http://www.wearmeme.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/wearmeme-forever-alone-black.jpg
The Ghost Rider will never be replaced.
Spoiler
Danny Ketch
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Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 25, 2011, 01:03:06 PM
Quote from: AvatarIII on Mar 25, 2011, 09:32:30 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 25, 2011, 04:10:41 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 24, 2011, 07:31:02 PM
By then new members will have replaced us
http://www.wearmeme.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/wearmeme-forever-alone-black.jpg
The Ghost Rider will never be replaced.
Spoiler
Danny Ketch
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hell yeah, i made the quotes thread :D first time as far as i know!
Pretty sure someone quoted you earlier, may be mistaken though.
anyho
Quote from: maledoro on Mar 27, 2011, 01:20:06 PM
Quote from: Huol on Mar 27, 2011, 03:23:27 AM
you son of a bitch
I ain't Dillon and you ain't Dutch.
Mal, the fountain of truth
Quote from: Huol on Mar 28, 2011, 08:47:08 PM
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Yup. Wall 'o text, canna read.
Although the parts Sil commented on make me think he's a dunt
Bah, SiL does that to everyone.
Not the comments but the actual parts.
He reads like he's trying to insult stuff but still praise it using one point.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Mar 14, 2011, 06:36:04 AM
"There are no high class hookers in Tennessee!"
-Ghost Rider, Xbox Live
I remember that night, I was f**ked!
Quote from: EzView on Mar 28, 2011, 10:22:32 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Mar 14, 2011, 06:36:04 AM
"There are no high class hookers in Tennessee!"
-Ghost Rider, Xbox Live
I remember that night, I was f**ked!
Yes, yes you were. You were funny as hell. :laugh:
At least you guys still love my humor :D
Quote from: EzView on Mar 28, 2011, 10:27:21 PM
At least you guys still love my humor :D
But of course. ;D
Quote from: SM on Mar 28, 2011, 10:53:49 PM
Quote from: predxeno on Mar 28, 2011, 06:17:13 PM
I see possibilities that everybody else is afraid to see.
Don't confuse fear with intelligence.
Shobidoo on MSN.
I usually delay fatale till Sweeps says "im ignoring you till you read next fatale"
That needs to be in my signature. It just needs to be.
But I don't want a scroll bar.
I'm ignoring Darkness until he increases the max signature size.
Last gamenight.
Quote
Pooh Bear: So why dies everyone have AvPG as their tag?
Me: Er.....
Hicks: Gee I wonder why?
Hicks tone made this quote awesome.
Too bad you quoted me wrong (dies?), and forgot to mention my reason for asking. Everyone would be exactly the same and they'd be very hard to distinguish from one another at a distance. So nerr. Now your quote has no funny.
Buzzkill. I still lol'd.
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 30, 2011, 06:46:24 AM
Too bad you quoted me wrong (dies?), and forgot to mention my reason for asking. Everyone would be exactly the same and they'd be very hard to distinguish from one another at a distance. So nerr. Now your quote has no funny.
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Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 24, 2011, 09:30:34 PM
Luke . says
Vul's already imaginary-nuking my house on Google Earth, and now you want my prize? NO WAY, MANG.
XD
Omega Destroyer says
Hey, look at the positive side.
You will get a
LITTLEBROZILLA
[...]
Juan Fitz says
*imagines riding a baby zill to school*
*godzilla
YESH
Omega Destroyer says
I WOULD LOVE TO RIDE A BABY GODZILLA TO GO TO SCHOOL
SO f**kING MUCH
shobi martin says
I wanna ride a mammoth.
Luke . says
lol
I wanna ride Deadpo- I mean, I wanna ride Scarlett Johansson.
lmao
:laugh:
Omega Destroyer says
I heard... you have come to kill me.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
D:
COME BACK WITH ME
SO WE CAN BE YOUNG MEN TOGETHER
Omega Destroyer says
I've become an old man...
who waits death... alone.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
YOU WATCHING INCEPTION LATELY
CAPS LOOOOOOOOOOOCK
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 03, 2011, 08:59:03 AM
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STOP!
It's dance time mo fuggas!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-M4htgqNak# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-M4htgqNak#)
Aw thanks OZ! :laugh:
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 03, 2011, 03:16:10 PM
Oh well, I can't get into Fatale.
Spoiler
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Twas a brilliant posts :laugh:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 04, 2011, 02:35:20 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 03, 2011, 03:16:10 PM
Oh well, I can't get into Fatale.
Spoiler
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Haha, when I was writing the post that precise image popped in my mind and... voilà. ;D
Omega Destroyer says
why even bother in thinking to go?
Unless you bring some molotovs with you to spice the situation up.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
Mmm.
Maybe to drink.
>_>
Omega Destroyer says
Or grenades.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
Mmm.
Omega Destroyer says
Grenades always work.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
Maybe to drink.
>_>
<_<
Quote from: predxeno on Apr 05, 2011, 08:45:31 PM
Is it wrong that I like looking at pictures of Aliens better than looking at pictures of hot girls?
:D
Wow, that was fast.
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 05, 2011, 08:46:37 PM
Quote from: predxeno on Apr 05, 2011, 08:45:31 PM
Is it wrong that I like looking at pictures of Aliens better than looking at pictures of hot girls?
:D
0_0
Quote from: predxeno on Apr 05, 2011, 08:47:11 PM
Wow, that was fast.
I think you deserve to be immortalized.
In carbonite.
shobi martin says:
Invite me. Im good with the ladies!
Rishon Marrell Cox says:
Uh...huh.
Anyways--
I'm thinking about dragging Jessica down with me.
shobi martin says:
How sweet of you?
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 05, 2011, 08:50:40 PM
In carbonite.
Wait.... it's already here in th-
*explodes*
QuoteRishon Marrell Cox says
Insextion.
*Hans Zimmer*
Jack Edwards says
XD
WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER!
QuoteRishon Marrell Cox says
I wake up, find out that Jessica is standing before me, and Jack is a homosexual-- thing is that me and Jessica are now the outcasts, and we have to go to a far away planet where our kind can thrive.
And live as we once had.
-THE END-
Jack Edwards says
NOOOOOO!
Oh man, that first one :laugh:
Quote from: Walk Evil Talk on Apr 06, 2011, 03:52:47 AM
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Apr 06, 2011, 12:14:01 AM
Quote from: Walk Evil Talk on Apr 05, 2011, 06:53:46 PMhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG_6CopW9GQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG_6CopW9GQ#)
Someone needs to sync that song with the Narcissus scene at the end of Alien, for hilarious and film-destroying results.
Good idea.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWe7IXk9rO4# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWe7IXk9rO4#)
Watershed moment.
Uncanny Psycho says
Hicks
this is some good shit
Omega Destroyer says
Hicks
Safety beams
shobi martin says
What is good?
Omega Destroyer says
this shit.
shobi martin says
What shit.
Omega Destroyer says
that shit.
shobi martin says
I see.
MEN, WE HAVE A MISSION--
QUOTE THE LIVING f**k OUT OF THIS THREAD BEFORE IT'S GONE:
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=38297.75 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=38297.75)
Every post if we have to.
It's locked and being deleted for a reason.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 07, 2011, 03:08:38 PM
MEN, WE HAVE A MISSION--
QUOTE THE LIVING f**k OUT OF THIS THREAD BEFORE IT'S GONE:
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=38297.75 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=38297.75)
Every post if we have to.
Quote.
Spoiler
:P
Please don't kill me Vul.
Quote from: Vulhala on Apr 07, 2011, 03:09:42 PM
It's locked and being deleted for a reason.
Aside from being f**ked up and in the wrong section? Is Nelizar CIA? MI6? NSA? KGB? SOG? FBI? IRA? IDF?
Amazed he hasn't gotten shit kicked yet for his FIRST thread.
In other news:
Quote from: DoomRulz on Apr 06, 2011, 11:17:05 PM
You'll notice it wasn't me who made an off-comment this time.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 07, 2011, 03:08:38 PM
MEN, WE HAVE A MISSION--
QUOTE THE LIVING f**k OUT OF THIS THREAD BEFORE IT'S GONE:
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=38297.75 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=38297.75)
Every post if we have to.
Goddamnit, what was it? ???
Watershed moment for cyberspace alchemy. Putrid garbage turned into wholesome spam.
The fact that the hospital rape scene in AvP:Rectum make's Nelizar's south go north.
You know, typical Nelizar stuff. It's like his Animal-Man-Love (AML) thread all over again.
But then the onion cried tears of joyful joy, and Scotty M descended.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 07, 2011, 10:31:21 PM
The fact that the hospital rape scene in AvP:Rectum make's Nelizar's south go north.
You know, typical Nelizar stuff. It's like his Animal-Man-Love (AML) thread all over again.
Heh...
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 07, 2011, 10:31:21 PM
The fact that the hospital rape scene in AvP:Rectum make's Nelizar's south go north.
You know, typical Nelizar stuff. It's like his Animal-Man-Love (AML) thread all over again.
... :o
All of the following took place on MSN:
Luke says:
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LOL J/K HE FORCE FEEDS VEGGIES MEAT-LOAF
Rishon Marrell Cox says:
GET SPACE SWEEPER HOOKED ON DEADPOOL
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WATCH HIS LIFE ESCAPE HIS GRASP
Luke says:
DEADPOOL WANTS TO BE A HERO
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HE KICKS HIS TV IF IT DOESN'T WORK
Rishon Marrell Cox says:
CALL DEADPOOL A HERO ALL THE TIME
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GET YOUR f**kING HEAD CRASHED INTO A WALL
Luke says:
KIDNAP AN OLD LADY AND HOLD HER HOSTAGE
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REPLACE HER DIABETES MEDS WITH SUGAR PILLS
Rishon Marrell Cox says:
PUT BLIND AL IN THE BOX
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C'MON, JULIANA EMERSON DON'T EVEN DO THAT SHIT
I've got to get on more, you guys are productive.
Yes, yes we are. :D
Quote from: First Blood on Apr 08, 2011, 04:17:33 PM
And slow-motion, I am not against it but when the entire f**king prologue is in slow-motion it makes Paul Anderson look like a saint.
Goddamnit Vul. i shouldn't have told you about the Google Cache thing. now the thread is gone for good.
Which thead?
...yeah, what thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj15EGFWgXA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj15EGFWgXA#)
^Nice :laugh:
Quote
Shobi: Your baking a cake right now?
Me: Yer
Shobi: Put cocaine in it
Me: O.o
Immediately after
Quote
Shobi: Your baking a cake for friends
Shobi: Dats so nice
Me: Lol thanks
Shobi: Put it on there faces
Me: O.o
While looking for my animals of war comic
Quote
shobi: Oh i love animal cruilty. LOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT. I ran out of puppies to skin yesterday.
shobi: And kitten eyelids to fry.
me: I need to talk to your crazy ass more often XD
That's because you don't know about my bashing-with-kitties habits.
SpaceMarines on MSN:
Back, mother fhtagn.
R'lyehian, mother-fhtagn, do you speak it?!?
I'kraa Knoh'Wktah, I'kraa Knoh'Wktah Hor'we t'kroah Sp'fteaa K'trah R'lyehian.
;D
Buh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_mlCe_yKXk# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_mlCe_yKXk#)
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 09, 2011, 06:23:49 PM
Buh
If you're wondering, link the bolded letters in my post... :o
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Apr 09, 2011, 06:25:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_mlCe_yKXk# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_mlCe_yKXk#)
:D
I already did that OZ, so?
You two are still making my brain mush with your old one speak.
Go to Miskatonic University and rent yourself the Necronomicon.
Then you will... understand. *Mysterious glare*
Yeah, just be careful 'round it, though.
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Sharp Sticks before Tron Legacy came out:
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Dec 06, 2010, 09:24:36 PM
Don't expect much from the story, though.
;D
One of my favorites:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 01, 2011, 12:16:00 AM
^ :o Color me intrigued. Actually, no, color me blue, I like blue.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jan 01, 2011, 12:18:49 AM
^ http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae77/project412/sweeps.jpg
Edit: eh, forgot to put sweeps' response. Too lazy to post it on my iPod. Just look in the thread :P
On MSN (☯ is Uncanny Psycho):
☯ says:
*reinvite
Luke says:
*You're still there
*:S
☯ says:
*oh
*NO IM NOT
*AHHHHH
*I CANT SEE THE CHAT
*IM TRIPPING
Luke says:
*lmao
L33T Link says (20:30)
yeah now reasons to kill Matthew any thoughts?
Nathan says (20:30)
what his reason is?
L33T Link says (20:30)
yeah
Luke . says (20:31)
He doesn't like the fact he's yiffing with his sister
L33T Link says (20:31)
wrong character Luke...
Luke . says (20:31)
Oh yeah.
Rapid fire platinum. ;D
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 12, 2011, 02:54:01 PM
Quote from: Aeus on Apr 12, 2011, 02:53:12 PM
Quote from: Huol on Apr 12, 2011, 02:48:04 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 12, 2011, 02:21:03 PM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Apr 12, 2011, 03:42:40 AM
Pretty sure Fincher didn't start off with a project that had a huge following though. Don't want to give a n00b something significant on the first outing.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpoolfthat.jpg
http://gyazo.com/172d5e09e3d06cd451a052f94baf4f75.png
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6rtruk5vsGk/TH2qg5JHliI/AAAAAAAAADM/BPk2Edu4E98/s1600/BatmanHappy.jpg
http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/110/253/original/tumblr_livn4tNkyQ1qc0zfk.jpg?1301599723
:D
Quote from: L33T Link on Apr 11, 2011, 09:41:12 PM
L33T Link says (20:30)
yeah now reasons to kill Matthew any thoughts?
Nathan says (20:30)
what his reason is?
L33T Link says (20:30)
yeah
Luke . says (20:31)
He doesn't like the fact he's yiffing with his sister
L33T Link says (20:31)
wrong character Luke...
Luke . says (20:31)
Oh yeah.
Rapid fire platinum. ;D
What's a 'yiffing'?
Quote from: Vulhala on Apr 12, 2011, 03:29:29 PM
Quote from: L33T Link on Apr 11, 2011, 09:41:12 PM
L33T Link says (20:30)
yeah now reasons to kill Matthew any thoughts?
Nathan says (20:30)
what his reason is?
L33T Link says (20:30)
yeah
Luke . says (20:31)
He doesn't like the fact he's yiffing with his sister
L33T Link says (20:31)
wrong character Luke...
Luke . says (20:31)
Oh yeah.
Rapid fire platinum. ;D
What's a 'yiffing'?
Trust me, I asked someone that, and when I Google searched it, my mind was never the same. Do me a favour, and
don't Google it. :D
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 12, 2011, 03:34:45 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Apr 12, 2011, 03:29:29 PM
Quote from: L33T Link on Apr 11, 2011, 09:41:12 PM
L33T Link says (20:30)
yeah now reasons to kill Matthew any thoughts?
Nathan says (20:30)
what his reason is?
L33T Link says (20:30)
yeah
Luke . says (20:31)
He doesn't like the fact he's yiffing with his sister
L33T Link says (20:31)
wrong character Luke...
Luke . says (20:31)
Oh yeah.
Rapid fire platinum. ;D
What's a 'yiffing'?
Trust me, I asked someone that, and when I Google searched it, my mind was never the same. Do me a favour, and don't Google it. :D
Its funny because the story has no such thing in it yet PBA said it anyway.
What was seen, could not be unseen. :D
Oh my god.....
f**k you Google....
Quote from: Vulhala on Apr 12, 2011, 03:37:30 PM
Oh my god.....
f**k you Google....
I warned you, yet you decided to Google search anyway... now your mind will pay.
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Quote from: Keg on Apr 13, 2011, 05:29:39 PM
Personally I thought Critters 3 signed the end of any Leo haters.
QuoteRishon Marrell Cox says
I'll make Hobbit rule 34.
Quote from: Mr. Domino on Apr 16, 2011, 04:07:14 PM
Ah, yes, because what should we want from our entertainment than death, agony, flying entrails, and lots and lots of red paint. ::)
Pardon me while I think you're a lunatic.
Quote from: Ghostface on Apr 16, 2011, 09:39:39 AM
Quote- Movie Boards Are For Movies. Please keep references to expanded universe concepts to a minimum in the Alien/Predator movie boards. This includes discussion of female Predators or other rubbish. The boards are for discussion about the movies only.
This rule alone makes predxeno the biggest outlaw on this site
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6420/outlawh.jpg
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 15, 2011, 04:56:43 PM
Looong time ago, I, AKU, the shape-shifting master of Dark forces, Unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL throughout the universe, but one Foolish Mandalorian warrior wielding a blaster and jets on his back stepped forth to Oppose me... before the final blow was struck, i tore open a Hole in the ground, and dropped him into the pit of the Sarlacc, where my evil is LAW!
Quote from: Ghostface on Apr 19, 2011, 02:23:41 AM
Quote from: predxeno on Apr 19, 2011, 01:32:02 AM
I know that, but still... I can't help pointing it out. :(
You're a sick man Eric. For shame!
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I nearly f**king cried.
Quote from: The Necronoir on Apr 14, 2011, 11:23:36 AM
Or, you know... maybe the crossover was just a pile of crap. Honestly, even if you manage to reconcile every contradictory facet of the EU, predxeno, then what? You'll grow old, you'll die, and no one will ever know about it.
Quote from: TheMonolith on Apr 20, 2011, 12:45:04 PM
There is less a wolf natural disaster in Idaho than there was a monster in Monster A Go Go.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 19, 2011, 01:16:15 PM
Quote from: The Necronoir on Apr 14, 2011, 11:23:36 AM
Or, you know... maybe the crossover was just a pile of crap. Honestly, even if you manage to reconcile every contradictory facet of the EU, predxeno, then what? You'll grow old, you'll die, and no one will ever know about it.
I don't consider crossovers to be canon. Except AVP. ;)
I know.
That's not why I posted that quote here though. Look at how it is worded.
Omega Destroyer says
Do you always say nah, Shobi?
shobi martin says
Nah.
Quote
Quote from: Pn2501 on Apr 20, 2011, 07:51:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD0gm7dHKKc#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD0gm7dHKKc#ws)
This seems pretty awesome
Quote from: scarhunter92 on Apr 21, 2011, 12:12:34 AM
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/6151/1172113-1152469_xzibit_wtf_super_super.jpg
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Nobody else post in that thread!
Right now, it's perfect. :D
I know. I was praying that he would post the laughing version after me. :laugh:
[EDIT] f**k! >:(
Quote from: Pn2501 on Apr 21, 2011, 02:47:35 AM
Quote from: predxeno on Apr 21, 2011, 02:39:30 AM
The 9 and a half year old kid and his friend are the only interesting characters I see.
More in common possibly. :)
Quote from: TheMonolith on Apr 21, 2011, 03:36:38 AM
Now that would have been an interesting scene.
Spoiler
Bishop II
I can't believe it! We were so close to having it. I just want to....gaah!
Company Man
There will be other specimens Mr. Bishop.
Bishop II
I know what to do! That little creep that hit me with the wrench! Where is he? I will make him pay. I will make him my bitch!
Company Man
Mr. Bishop! NO! I'm afraid...that can't happen.
Bishop II
Why not? He can't say no because he is dead. He will be...
Company Man
Sir, we....we shot off his vagina.
Bishop II
...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I laughed. Really hard.
Quote from: XenoVC on Apr 21, 2011, 06:33:24 AM
Quote from: dandan on Apr 21, 2011, 05:15:41 AM
why haven't they been on talk shows ? makes you wonder doesn't it....
Good sir, I'll have you know....
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Quote from: The Ghoul on Jan 07, 2011, 02:38:35 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 07, 2011, 02:34:54 AM
Recommending American chicks over Canadian ones?
lolwut
;D We got some rocking babes you just got to pick the right one 8)
Its always an adventure down here. ;D
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Quote from: Spaghetti on Nov 05, 2009, 10:37:13 PM
Quote from: Galliruler on Nov 05, 2009, 10:31:33 PM
Why is it everytime someone post "I like the AvP:R design" you all have to jump his ass instantly, and basically call him a dumbass for liking it? ::)
Because the liking of AVP:R(ectum)'s alien designs is akin to the worship of Moloch.
so basically if you like AVP:R's aliens, you support baby sacrifice.
This is basic science here.
Spaghetti makes for great reference.
Quote from: predxeno on Apr 20, 2011, 02:37:58 AM
Have you ever had to hold in gas so badly that you just need to fart, but wouldn't allow yourself to? It's horrible. It feels as if your intestines are about to rupture; in fact, it already feels like your intestine has ruptured, that's how bad the pain is. So I'd imagine that if were to actually rupture, it would be a lot more painful. Just imagine this happening to your chest and you'll get the idea of what being chestbursted almost feels like.
Made me lol.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 21, 2011, 01:06:51 AM
I know. I was praying that he would post the laughing version after me. :laugh:
[EDIT] f**k! >:(
Nooo... :(
______________________________________________________________________
Nightmare Asylum says:
*sooo, pancakes
*who likes pancakes?
L33T says:
*yep
Luke says:
*YES
Nightmare Asylum says:
*and syrup. that's good too
L33T says:
*this is dead already XD
Luke says:
*Pancakes and syrup
**homer drool*
*Guys. We're going to have to kill and bleed out Sticks, Marines and Sweeper.
L33T says:
*why is that
Luke says:
*We need more syrup.
*(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpancake.jpg&hash=25bdb1d1250ee2811c86645c84f3103a540ce960)
L33T says:
*yeah we need a lot more syrup
Nightmare Asylum says:
*we need theur syrpu, eh
*their**
*eh
L33T says:
*we need their blood
Nightmare Asylum says:
*eh
Luke says:
*Marines always said Canadians had syrup running through their veins, eh.
*So now we find out if it's true, eh.
L33T says:
*oh do they?
*i was thinking about regular blood
Luke says:
*He's Canadian, he would know.
Nightmare Asylum says:
*TONIGHT, WE DINE IN CANADA! EH?
Luke says:
*HEH
*YES
*TONIGHT
*WE DINE
*IN CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*eh
Nightmare Asylum says:
*Eh?
L33T says:
*thats a bit of a journey though just for dinner aint it?
Luke says:
*It will be worth it.
Nightmare Asylum says:
*Eh?
Luke says:
*(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fimages-1.jpg&hash=67c01b20e36c0508463244336264ac21329704e2)
Nightmare Asylum says:
*It'll be breakfast
*eh
Luke says:
*Time zones, eh?
*Stereotypes, stereotypes everywhere, eh?
Nightmare Asylum says:
*Nah, just saying if your journey is that long, have it for breakfast, eh
Luke says:
*True dat, eh.
Nightmare Asylum says:
*Allright! eh
L33T says:
*ok please stop
Luke says:
*TOMORROW
*WE DINE
*AT SWEEPER'S HOUSE
*SATURDAY
*WE DINE
*AT MARINES' HOUSE
*SUNDAY
*WE DINE
*AT STICK'S HOUSE
*SYRUP!
*EVERYWHEREEEEEE
*EH!?
Nightmare Asylum says:
*WOOHOOO!
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MSN is a pretty cool guy, eh makes lulz and doesn't afraid of anything
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 21, 2011, 02:34:39 PM
MSN is a pretty cool guy, eh makes lulz and doesn't afraid of anything
i c wut u did thar
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Apr 21, 2011, 02:37:55 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 21, 2011, 02:34:39 PM
MSN is a pretty cool guy, eh makes lulz and doesn't afraid of anything
i c wut u did thar
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Quote from: SpaceMarines on Apr 22, 2011, 05:04:25 AM
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Boner.
Just the shock of the formatting and the simple message sent a vibration up my spine and made me crash out a laugh so damn loud that I wouldn't be surprised if the police show up at my door in the next ten minutes.
It also probably had to do with Parker's deadpan serious face.
Watch the film. You'll see what I mean.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jun 10, 2010, 03:43:21 AM
No, thank you. Wait, Torrance, what're you doing? No, no! Put the axe down, Jack. PUT THE AXE DOWN! PLEASE, NOO-
AAAAAAHHHHHUUUAARRRAHHAHGHAHGHH!!! OH MY GOD - IT'S FULL OF PAIN! AAAAAAAHHH-
http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/4003/spacemarinesbodymoves1.jpg
Found this when looking through an old thread, and this was linked in said thread. :D
Great find PBA.
Certainly one of the best SpaceMarines-isms.
Actually it wasildung off of when Chris Redfield was Jack Torrence.
Damn I wish he hadn't left.
I know this from lurking but...
Quote from: PredxenoIs concept art canon?
Truer lulz have never been typed.
Quote from: Prison_Mike on Apr 25, 2011, 10:55:09 PM
I know this from lurking but...
Quote from: PredxenoIs concept art canon?
Truer lulz have never been typed.
You have much to learn about our predxeno. He is a force not to be trifled with.
He is so insane, he becomes brilliant.
He is the Jimmy Neutron of the forum?
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 25, 2011, 09:16:11 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jun 10, 2010, 03:43:21 AM
No, thank you. Wait, Torrance, what're you doing? No, no! Put the axe down, Jack. PUT THE AXE DOWN! PLEASE, NOO-
AAAAAAHHHHHUUUAARRRAHHAHGHAHGHH!!! OH MY GOD - IT'S FULL OF PAIN! AAAAAAAHHH-
http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/4003/spacemarinesbodymoves1.jpg
I'd forgotten that. :laugh:
Quote from: Prison_Mike on Apr 25, 2011, 11:01:38 PM
He is the Jimmy Neutron of the forum?
No, Jimmy Neutron was smart.
He is more of a termite infestation if you think about it.
The perfect organism.
Despite his name.
The only thing he's perfect at is being a dumbass.
Don't bother fighting him.
I tried.
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It's just so sad that he excepted the EU into his life, that shit is wore then heroin, and it's not even addective.
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Apr 25, 2011, 11:12:49 PM
Don't bother fighting him.
I tried.
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me too.
I even got banned for a week. all the girls cried.
Somebody has to stop his obssesion. He needs an intervention
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 25, 2011, 11:19:32 PM
all the girls cried.
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She did.
I cry just reading anything Predxeno posts.
I had a dream about Predxeno once...
It was cold and there was snow on the ground and he was riding a... literal canon, and he just rode past me and kept on going, never said nothing going by, he just rode on past.
He.. had this blanket wrapped around him with his cross-species head down.
When he rode past he was holding fire in a horn the way people used to do and I could see the horn from the light inside of it, about the colour of LV-426's moon.
...And in the dream I knew that he was going on ahead to fix a flamewar out in allthem forums and allthem topics... and I knew that whenever I logged in he would be there. Out there up ahead.
Then I woke up.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 25, 2011, 11:45:54 PM
I had a dream about Predxeno once...
It was cold and there was snow on the ground and he was riding a... literal canon, and he just rode past me and kept on going, never said nothing going by, he just rode on past.
He.. had this blanket wrapped around him with his cross-species head down.
When he rode past he was holding fire in a horn the way people used to do and I could see the horn from the light inside of it, about the colour of LV-426's moon.
...And in the dream I knew that he was going on ahead to fix a flamewar out in allthem forums and allthem topics... and I knew that whenever I logged in he would be there. Out there up ahead.
Then I woke up.
Good thing this is already in the quotes thread. Saves me the effort of bringing it here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwGnW5L_Zrw# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwGnW5L_Zrw#)
Guh.
I love that movie. So much.
I just love that stirring moment after the screen goes dark and the instrumentals slowly fade in...
Quote from: predxeno on Apr 26, 2011, 01:41:55 AM
If Fox one day affirms my beliefs by pronouncing that all the EU should be considered canon, then instead of sounding stupid, I'll sound like a genius.
Are these laugh tears or cry tears? I can't even tell anymore.
They are tears of pure golden devine dandruff flakes.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 25, 2011, 11:45:54 PM
When he rode past he was holding fire in a horn the way people used to do and I could see the horn from the light inside of it, about the colour of LV-426's moon.
LV-426 is a moon.
God.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Apr 26, 2011, 03:00:43 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 25, 2011, 11:45:54 PM
When he rode past he was holding fire in a horn the way people used to do and I could see the horn from the light inside of it, about the colour of LV-426's moon.
LV-426 is a moon.
God.
Well
ex-cuh-uuuse me.
Gotta get your canon straight, man. Jesus.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Apr 26, 2011, 03:39:24 AM
Gotta get your canon straight, man. Jesus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz5ODQCueP8#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz5ODQCueP8#ws)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpnD_KpIImQ#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpnD_KpIImQ#ws)
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Look guys. I think we are missing the point here.
TJ Doc still has that chainsaw made of bees.
Sooner or later...
(Bites hand)
I can still smell the honey running down the sides of the houses.
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We gotta make a stand.
shobi says:
*I like to kill kittens, cause there so damn smitten, they always eat my pie, so I throw them and they die. =0
*I made a ryme
Rishon says:
*You should send that to Lily [Allen].
shobi says:
*I think she will see the real underlying poeticasy in that line.
*How its actually a metaphore for the Iraq War.
*I wont forget you when im famous Sweeps.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 26, 2011, 02:09:31 AM
Quote from: predxeno on Apr 26, 2011, 02:06:59 AM
Somebody back me up.
.....
Spoiler
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:D
Quote from: SM on Sep 03, 2010, 02:26:57 AM
And them pics sum up the shittiness of the crappy AvP:Poo Aliens. (Three poo references in one sentence!)
Rapid fire; hilarious.
Quote from: Prison_Mike on Apr 25, 2011, 11:14:57 PM
It's just so sad that he excepted the EU into his life, that shit is wore then heroin, and it's not even addective.
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Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 26, 2011, 04:01:57 PM
Quote from: Prison_Mike on Apr 25, 2011, 11:14:57 PM
It's just so sad that he excepted the EU into his life, that shit is wore then heroin, and it's not even addective.
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Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 26, 2011, 07:04:02 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 26, 2011, 02:09:31 AM
Quote from: predxeno on Apr 26, 2011, 02:06:59 AM
Somebody back me up.
.....
Spoiler
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:D
I laughed for about two minutes straight :laugh:
Do you know what that quote was regarding?
Quote from: predxeno on Apr 27, 2011, 01:52:50 AM
Do you know what that quote was regarding?
They all know, I'm 100% positive.
Quote from: predxeno on Apr 27, 2011, 01:52:50 AM
Do you know what that quote was regarding?
The quote comes with a link to the topic Predxeno.
The concept
of canon is what the individual picks and chooses and accept and denies.
I think I'd have replied the same way Sweeper did. Hell, I'd probably get the same picture considering he used it on me.
"Post of the Year!"-Valaquen
"This nerdgasm of quotes, and how well they actually fit into the context of what was being said is amazing."-Space Sweeper
"f**kin' A."-Chupacabras Acheronsis
"Did you guys plan that or something?"-Peakius Baragonius
Now proudly presenting...
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jan 26, 2011, 07:17:23 PM
You're crazy, Zilla, you know that?
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jan 26, 2011, 07:17:57 PM
Sorry, deleted my last post...
...by accident...
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jan 26, 2011, 07:20:19 PM
An accident? A bad call? This franchise is dead, Zilla! Don't you have any idea what you've done here?!
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jan 26, 2011, 07:27:06 PM
Sharp Sticks? I- You know.. I expected more from you - I thought you'd be smarter than this. This Franchise has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jan 26, 2011, 07:27:46 PM
They can bill me.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jan 26, 2011, 07:30:18 PM
This is a multi-million dollar Franchise, okay? You can't make that kind of decision, you're just a grunt!
*Tilts head*
Ah, no offense.
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jan 26, 2011, 07:32:33 PM
None taken.
I say we take off and nuke this entire website from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jan 27, 2011, 10:57:26 AM
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you forgot the ones with me and Sharpsticks
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 28, 2011, 03:06:50 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Apr 28, 2011, 03:04:21 AM
Some photo shop of the vs loading screens, please!
My pelvic area cant take any more rubbing
Quote from: ShadowPred on Apr 28, 2011, 03:07:44 AM
I will massage!
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 28, 2011, 03:08:49 AM
only because your mother was so nice to me
Quote from: ShadowPred on Apr 28, 2011, 03:10:18 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 28, 2011, 03:08:49 AM
only because your mother was so nice to me
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p30/ShadowPred/Gifs/tumblr_lglqtpwxNq1qg8brso1_500.gif
I laughed too loud after reading that :laugh:
Quote from: Pn2501 on Apr 27, 2011, 12:02:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebplsBcKDG0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebplsBcKDG0#)
I usually don't laugh to the point where I
actually feel like throwing up... but I swear, it happened when I watched that.
I know, I was bawling.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Apr 28, 2011, 12:11:21 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 28, 2011, 12:09:11 AM
SHADOWPRED COMES BACK
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MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY IN A HOT SHOWER
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p30/ShadowPred/Gifs/tumblr_la5fiqBy8U1qag9fl.gif
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 28, 2011, 05:25:29 AM
Quote from: Pn2501 on Apr 27, 2011, 12:02:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebplsBcKDG0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebplsBcKDG0#)
I usually don't laugh to the point where I actually feel like throwing up... but I swear, it happened when I watched that.
Holy shit! :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Apr 29, 2011, 12:32:02 AM
I can draw too. Here's some of my skills.
Spoiler
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Oh my god. Preserve this forever.
I can't believe he got me so anatomically correct.
That's right, ladies.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 29, 2011, 12:35:03 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Apr 29, 2011, 12:32:02 AM
I can draw too. Here's some of my skills.
Spoiler
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Oh my god. Preserve this forever.
A work of art. Nothing short of a masterpiece.
Thanks guys, you're the reason I keep this job up!
First Blood on MSN:
Quote
Ah. Thanks slut.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 29, 2011, 04:14:38 AM
First Blood on MSN:
Quote
Ah. Thanks slut.
Why are you a slut?
It's a back and forth we have. Mostly, the calls consist of the words "whore", "slut", "bitch", "kinky", and "Ellen DeGeneres".
But Ellen DeGeneres is a kinky whore sult bitch.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 29, 2011, 04:19:33 AM
It's a back and forth we have. Mostly, the calls consist of the words "whore", "slut", "bitch", "kinky", and "Ellen DeGeneres".
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Quote from: First Blood on Apr 29, 2011, 04:23:20 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 29, 2011, 04:19:33 AM
It's a back and forth we have. Mostly, the calls consist of the words "whore", "slut", "bitch", "kinky", and "Ellen DeGeneres".
http://oi54.tinypic.com/34j9183.jpg
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Quote from: Prison_Mike on Apr 29, 2011, 04:21:13 AM
But Ellen DeGeneres is a kinky whore sult bitch.
That's part of where it stems from.
Quote from: First Blood on Apr 29, 2011, 04:23:20 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 29, 2011, 04:19:33 AM
It's a back and forth we have. Mostly, the calls consist of the words "whore", "slut", "bitch", "kinky", and "Ellen DeGeneres".
http://oi54.tinypic.com/34j9183.jpg
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Don't look at me like that, Snakey.
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Did I miss something or am I just still drunk?
;) Probably both
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 29, 2011, 10:07:36 AM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/Deadpool-2-1.png
So... so uneeded. :laugh:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 29, 2011, 02:10:20 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 29, 2011, 10:07:36 AM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/Deadpool-2-1.png
So... so uneeded. :laugh:
Deadpool is always needed.
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 29, 2011, 02:12:20 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 29, 2011, 02:10:20 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 29, 2011, 10:07:36 AM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/Deadpool-2-1.png
So... so uneeded. :laugh:
Deadpool is always needed.
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totally.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 29, 2011, 02:23:04 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 29, 2011, 02:12:20 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 29, 2011, 02:10:20 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 29, 2011, 10:07:36 AM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/Deadpool-2-1.png
So... so uneeded. :laugh:
Deadpool is always needed.
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10570/Ultimate_Deadpool.jpg
totally.
Get the f**k out.
Well your keyword was always.
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 29, 2011, 02:40:47 PM
http://oi54.tinypic.com/34j9183.jpg
You win this round good sir.
QuoteSpace Sweeper says:
*Oh. Oh, wait.
*I just pictured one other person as Armitage.
*And this is no Biehn, but just imagine this...
*...
*....
*.....!
*Mel Gibson.
Finn says:
*...i can seee it
*what the f**k is wrong with you
Space Sweeper says:
*dunnolol
Finn says:
*'Case, we installed a beaver in your pancreas.'
Space Sweeper says:
*SRSFACE
*(On the phone with Molly)
"I swear, I, I, I didn't go anywhere with Case tonight."
"You lie."
"No I don't, Arm- Armitage... I--"
"Yes, yes you just just did, you f**kING lied to me."
Finn says:
*I wonder what he'd say about the Zion dudes.
*Oh, wait, no I don't.
Space Sweeper says:
*And if you get raped by a pack of rastas, It'll be YOUR FAULT. Okay? BECAUSE YOU PROVOKED IT.
Finn says:
*XD
Space Sweeper says:
*OhMyGodMustGetMel-not-William-GibsonOutOfMyHeadBeforeIPickUpThatBookAgain.
Finn says:
*http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UaLWp72nij4/S6vteboYTYI/AAAAAAAAFTc/8TB5591BuBk/s1600/michael-biehn.jpg
*Leningrad. Leningrad.
Space Sweeper says:
*Ah yes.
Finn says:
*Leningrad.
Ah, yes- "Leningrad".
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Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 02, 2011, 05:05:59 AM
http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc377/BatChainPuller/fettcatch1.jpg
Brilliant
Quite possibly the most badass AvP Galaxy moment ever recorded:
Quote from: Huol on May 03, 2011, 06:14:59 AM
Quote
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my girl 8) 8)
Quote from: Huol
http://gyazo.com/efa66208845b9bcb737911b675a76f4e.png
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N0200mj30Q# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N0200mj30Q#)
Aw man. Huol is cool without even trying.
Quote from: TheMonolith on May 03, 2011, 05:18:41 PM
I cannot believe it. I destroyed my exam in 20 minutes.
You know what I feel I earned? Some EPIC NOMS!
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Was feelin' kinda down, and this was just the perfect thing to cheer me up. :laugh:
Thank you, Monolith.
Glad to be of service Mr. President. ;)
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Spoiler
That was the closest to him smiling I could find.
Quote from: Hellspawn28 on May 04, 2011, 12:42:14 AM
Obamamus Prime will eventually find Osamatron. Then kill him.
:laugh:
Quote from: SpaceMarines on May 04, 2011, 03:15:06 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on May 04, 2011, 01:27:04 AM
Pleeeease put one of these types of questions in my thread. :laugh:
Ask, and you shall receive.
Childs, Captain Anderson, and the Arbiter; you gotta f**k one, kill one, marry one.
Spoiler
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on May 04, 2011, 03:40:34 AM
YOU MUDDA FECKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Quote from: SpaceMarines on May 04, 2011, 04:50:37 AM
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:D
I can see that gif having a happy future here in AvPG.
I agree. Top, top work.
Quote from: severen76 on May 05, 2011, 06:23:34 PM
Quote from: Johnny Handsome on Mar 20, 2010, 05:40:32 PM
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We've got Dodgson here!
:D
QuoteRishon says:
Marines, we have to Team Rocket the thread
Jack says:
Hey, Rish, would you recommend the original Ghost in the Shell, or 2.0?
Rishon says:
Depends... maybe the original version the first time
Jack says:
And, yes, we must.
Rishon says:
That was mine
Juan has left the conversation.
Rishon says:
You be the chick one
I'll be the spiky purple hair guy
Jack says:
This is a change.
Rishon says:
i no rite
Jack says:
Me, the woman.
Rishon says:
I know, I KNOW, just go ALONG with it.
Jeez, Jack.
Jack says:
Okay, okay...
Rishon says:
So argumentative.
Dammit.
Ughhhhfgfgsa
Jack says:
Well, I'm sorry, alright?
Jesus...
Rishon says:
Jeez.
Chsshhhhhh.
Jack says:
Jesus Louisus...
Rishon says:
Cos' like, OKAY, if you don't wanna be the chick then... *grumble* I'll be the chick... but, but, uh, I feel much more obligated to be.. to be the guy.
Jack says:
I'll be the chick!
f**k..
Rishon says:
NO, NO
NO WITH THAT ATTITUDE
Jack says:
I'm fine with being the chick!
Look at my avatar!
Rishon says:
Yeah right.
Jack says:
Look at the 6 avatar!
I can be effeminate!
Rishon says:
You feel uncomfortable being the chick.
Sheesh.
If you really don't want to I will.
Jack says:
I want to!
It'll be a change of pace.
Rishon says:
There he GOES WITH THE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY AGAIN
YOU CAN STOP NOW, MARINES, I CAN SEE RRRRIGHT THROUGH YOUR GAME!
cant explain that
Jack says:
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!
Rishon says:
FINE!
f**k!
I'LL BE THE CHICK!
BUT YOU MOANED ABOUT IT ENOUGH!
GAWD!
Jack says:
NO! I'll be the chick!
I want to be!
Rishon says:
NO, I WANNA BE THE CHICK, f**k YOU!
f**k YOU, MARINO!
Jack says:
You said I'd be her!
Rishon says:
I--
>.>
Jack says:
YOU said it!
Rishon says:
<.<
i can haz chick, marino? QQ
Jack says:
And she's named Jessie!
Rishon says:
D:
i suddenly don't feel comfortable being her.
Jack says:
You can be James.
Rishon says:
Not do I feel comfortable being.... James.
*nor
Jack says:
That only leaves Meowth...
Rishon says:
That f**king New Yorker.
f**k that thing.
Jack says:
JAMES OR MEOWTH, MAN!
YOU GOTTA CHOOSE!
Rishon says:
I'll be the pussy.
So James.
Jack says:
*ba-da, CH!*
And this is why I love MSN.
Quote from: maledoro on May 08, 2011, 08:37:09 PM
Women are sweet and girls are honey, but beat your meat and save your money.
Reminded me of Monty Ward. :-X
Spoiler
:laugh:
Quote
Jess J. L.: My goodness, you guys whip out references faster than your-
Jack: -cell phones?
I know.
Jess J. L.: I was going to say iPods, but yeah.
Jack: Oh, yeah, of course.
Jesus Christ.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on May 11, 2011, 04:25:07 AM
Quote
Jess J. L.: My goodness, you guys whip out references faster than your-
Jack: -cell phones?
I know.
Jess J. L.: I was going to say iPods, but yeah.
Jack: Oh, yeah, of course.
Jesus Christ.
:D
Quote from: bov930527 on May 11, 2011, 04:29:51 PM
Burke could most likely not do all those things himself, he would most probably need help. But who says that for example if he would come to Spunkmeyer and Drake and sad "Hey guys, wanna earn couple of billion dollars? It is easy, we go to this place, we pick up an egg, transport it to Sulaco, leave it there unnoticed. When we get back to Earth we will share the money, just us 3. And the best part of all, no one gets hurt.", who says that they would react in the same way as Ripley did and turn him down. I would most likely think a couple of guys like them would answer "Sure, why not."
Quote from: bov930527 on May 11, 2011, 04:29:51 PM
"Hey guys, wanna earn couple of billion dollars?"
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 14, 2011, 11:10:54 PM
So I got some weird ass messages from Uncanny Psycho over MSN, dunno what they mean but I'm pretty sure he wanted this part posted.
☯ says:
*tell the galaxy
*im sorry
*you tell them\you
*tell thenn\i love them\
*tell hicks keep going
*tell andy
*to show his kid love
*you tell him to live
*te;; vul t9 live
*i love you guys
Quote from: Laufey on May 14, 2011, 11:23:10 PM
Almost sounds like a suicide note to me. I hope I'm wrong though. :-\
Quote from: Predator Queen on May 15, 2011, 12:03:58 AM
Oh dear that sounds bad.... yah Laufey is right it dose sound like one
Quote from: Space Sweeper on May 15, 2011, 12:35:06 AM
He's drunk, guys.
He keeps signing in and out of messenger, don't worry about it too much.
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on May 15, 2011, 01:15:47 AM
yeah it's like the fourth time he's gone like that.
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on May 15, 2011, 01:33:04 AM
Flair for the melodramatic.
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 15, 2011, 03:13:51 AM
Somebody have someone change his screen name to Uncanny Wino and see if he notices.
...
Quote from: Uncanny Psycho on May 15, 2011, 12:10:22 PM
lol! Last night was so epic!
Quote from: Ghostface on May 16, 2011, 01:46:53 PM
Quote from: Pn2501 on May 16, 2011, 01:20:50 PM
Worst trend evaaaahhhh!
I know right? I dont get kids these days. Apparently he was "planking" all the way home. What happened to the good ol' days of calling every girl in your phonebook on the way home from a club and if that didnt work, you'd resort to something that rhymes with planking.
(Aeus is referring to a GIF that has a "bandwith exceeded" label)
Quote from: Space Sweeper on May 18, 2011, 09:52:32 PM
I see Mal is a fellow viewer. :laugh:
Quote from: Aeus on May 18, 2011, 09:53:58 PM
I can't see it. >:(
Quote from: maledoro on May 18, 2011, 09:55:55 PM
What would it take to convince you?
QuoteShobi says
How can there be a concept thats worse then the shark going for revenge
Rishon Marrell Cox says
A shark going for revenge in outer space against a colony of sharks on another planet thus revealing that sharks are aliens but were labotomized for earth life until one of them smartens the f**k up constructs and underwater ship and goes back to the planet to find that the race is now far more advanced and live in a dystopian world ruled by a horrific all seeing dictator and this one shark has to save all the other sharks? Like that?
Quote from: Shobidoo on May 19, 2011, 01:31:03 AM
QuoteShobi says
How can there be a concept thats worse then the shark going for revenge
Rishon Marrell Cox says
A shark going for revenge in outer space against a colony of sharks on another planet thus revealing that sharks are aliens but were labotomized for earth life until one of them smartens the f**k up constructs and underwater ship and goes back to the planet to find that the race is now far more advanced and live in a dystopian world ruled by a horrific all seeing dictator and this one shark has to save all the other sharks? Like that?
:o
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2009, 09:23:46 AM
Quote from: chrisr232007 on Nov 07, 2009, 07:15:05 AM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Nov 07, 2009, 07:06:04 AM
Cabin scene in Mulholland Drive=WIN ;D
never seen the movies what happens?
Lets just say that when you put her and Naomi Watts in a room together, and add Lesbian vibes, the DVD will touch yourself for you. If you know what I mean.
What do I mean?
IT'S HOT!!
---------------------------------
Omega Destroyer says
Oh haha
Ugh, vaccines.
Never did f**k for me.
Like, of about three vaccines I had to do for flu
f**kING THREE did not work.
Luke . says
DX
Omega Destroyer says
So I now refuse to use them
f**king useless things
Luke . says
lol
Omega Destroyer says
As useless as...
as...
Luke . says
a chocolate fireguard
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on May 22, 2011, 05:52:27 AM
Crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentation of the women.
Check which thread he posted it in! :laugh:
QuoteRishon Marrell Cox says
D:
I love Ghostface.
He's as legit as they come.
shobi martin says
Dude. Hes as legit as door hand.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
Guy's a sick artist, he's good looking, he's got a gorgeous girlfriend, he's hilarious, and smart.
A rare combination.
shobi martin says
You wanna do him dont you.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
...
ye.
Quote from: Shobidoo on May 24, 2011, 06:17:19 AM
QuoteRishon Marrell Cox says
D:
I love Ghostface.
He's as legit as they come.
shobi martin says
Dude. Hes as legit as door hand.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
Guy's a sick artist, he's good looking, he's got a gorgeous girlfriend, he's hilarious, and smart.
A rare combination.
shobi martin says
You wanna do him dont you.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
...
ye.
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Quoteshobi says: Ghostface i WANT under my skin.
Funny how these things start. ;)
So f**king random. I'm still laughing :laugh:
FOREVER LE SAXMAN
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg4u7ko333U#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg4u7ko333U#ws)
FOREVER LE GHOUL
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:laugh:
Did you watch the whole video too? I found it strangely hypnotic......
I can't stop.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhkUp1IeF_0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhkUp1IeF_0#)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws#ws)
whilst were on the subject.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1kLxLdtIiE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1kLxLdtIiE#)
Quote from: Vulhala on May 24, 2011, 07:06:56 PM
So f**king random. I'm still laughing :laugh:
FOREVER LE SAXMAN
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg4u7ko333U#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg4u7ko333U#ws)
FOREVER LE GHOUL
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Yeah, that was my tribute to the misguided soul known as "The Ghoul". :laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg-Mk3Vyjcw# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg-Mk3Vyjcw#)
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Daz awesome.
Quote from: Pn2501 on May 25, 2011, 12:07:09 AM
http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/9106/fatasax.jpg
So cute! :D
Quote from: Pn2501 on May 25, 2011, 12:07:09 AM
http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/9106/fatasax.jpg
So phallic.
Quote from: Pn2501 on May 25, 2011, 12:07:09 AM
http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/9106/fatasax.jpg
So SAXy.
Spoiler
SeewhatIdidthere?
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Quote from: Sharp Sticks on May 25, 2011, 12:40:40 AM
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haha nice
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on May 25, 2011, 12:40:40 AM
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Those need to fit on the same line damnit! :laugh:
I've been slaving over it for far too long.
use your imagination sweeps.
It is on the same level ... the lower part of the Ripley Gif is just being blocked for being too damn sexy for these boards.
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 25, 2011, 01:18:20 AM
It is on the same level ... the lower part of the Ripley Gif is just being blocked for being too damn sexy for these boards.
Nah, man. If they can fit all of Sax Man on here, Ripley is as she should be. Unfortunately. :(
Quote from: DragonBossk on May 25, 2011, 03:48:14 PM
is it wrong I so wanna suck the cream out of that chestburster? :P
Quote from: maledoro on May 26, 2011, 03:04:20 AM
Quote from: DoomRulz on May 26, 2011, 12:30:46 AMThat boils down to simple convenience I think. Based on what is known of God, I'd rather go into an afterlife and have fun rather than face judgement.
Not saying that God exists, but if he did, you'd be facing judgement one way or another. And, depending on which way the scales dip, you could either get rewarded with fun or with misery. Of course, there are a few sticking points one might keep in mind.
First, the Bible says in many parts that if you displease God you'll be tormented in Hell for all eternity. Another part of that same Bible also says that since Jesus had died for your sins, you've been pardoned. Secondly, as many times as the Bible has been translated into many languages and edited(!), one cannot be too sure to know what God is really all about and what pleases him and what pisses him off. After all, the Abrahamic god is worshiped differently by the Jews, Christians, and the Muslims. And, to add more to the confusion, there are various sects within each of those religions that do things differently from each other. One (or more) of these groups is (are) bound to f**k up and get roasted. (Or will they be forgiven as that one part of the Bible says? Too bad that part isn't in the Pentateuch or Koran. But then, Moses and Muhammad were given instructions on how to behave to avoid eternal punishment; albeit in different books.)
One could dismiss all this and say that that if they live decent and moral lives, they'll make it into Paradise. But, disregarding the Word of God is a big no-no. There are sections of the Bible that tell about people who lived moral and decent lives but did not accept Jesus and Bad Things had happened to them. So, just doing your own thing and worshiping God in your own way is not good, either.
To add even more to the confusion, there isn't any more evidence pointing to Yahweh (or Allah) as there are to other Gods. Sure, Yahweh said that we should have no other gods before him, for he is a jealous god [his words!], but that doesn't mean that other gods do not exist. There is mention of a Divine Council (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divine_Council) in the Bible, over which Yahweh presides. (Be careful not to worship Asherah (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asherah). Yahweh would have even more reason to be jealous as she was once his wife!) Even though there are hints of this still in the Bible, they are just holdovers from the days when Judaism was polytheistic. And then, we have other pantheons to consider. Who knows? Maybe it's been Zeus all along who's been zapping Yahweh's churches with lightning?
Even if the heavens weren't that crowded, and there is only one god up there, most of what's been credited to him has been explained by science and reason. Not everything, mind you, but a lot of it. Science doesn't pretend to know all the answers (like some religions do), but it doesn't take something abstract that can't be verified in some way and plug the holes with it. Sure, some like to ask, "What if it's God?". Great. I would like very much to see if a god was responsible for that. Not something inconclusive that could be attributed to anything, but something that actually points to a being that has the attributes that matches the definition of what God is. The hard part is, as much as people think they know about God, they really don't know that much after all. "God works is mysterious ways!" is just someone's way of saying, "I don't know how/why/when/where/what, but I just know it's God!" If they don't know how he works, what he looks like, sounds like, smells like, tastes like, feels like; they can't know for sure it's God.
I believe that I have only one life to live, and that it is very special, and that I am going to enjoy it as much as I can for as long as I can. I am going to live it as if I am not getting a second chance here or someplace else and not worry about someplace that might exist and that I might be invited to if I follow the rules whatever they may be...
*applauds*
Okay...for give me for not being up to date on the latest memes, and such. But who's this guy on the sax that I am seeing in various threads? :D
Quote from: First Blood on May 26, 2011, 04:42:02 AM
Okay...for give me for not being up to date on the latest memes, and such. But who's this guy on the sax that I am seeing in various threads? :D
Well, I found his rhythm, movements, and overall beat to be hypnotic, soulful, sensual, and beautiful. Like Happeh, he was already part of a meme, but I saw more potential in him. A shining beacon of all things fun, wonderful, triumphant, and sexy. A Sax Knight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrdwhXNt4qw#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrdwhXNt4qw#ws)
God dammit Sweeps, we're already in the quotes thread!
shobi martin says
Whats the native language in Italy?
French?
Quote from: OmegaZilla on May 26, 2011, 06:14:48 PM
shobi martin says
Whats the native language in Italy?
That had me in hysterics when he asked that. :D
I gotta put that... aw, we're already here.
Quote from: Shobidoo on May 26, 2011, 06:51:47 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on May 26, 2011, 06:26:22 PM
French?
Turns out...they speak italian.
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Shobidoo:QuoteManly sweat and heat.
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I Shadow I:QuoteMy physics teacher
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Space Sweeper:QuoteMy socials teacher
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First Blood:QuoteMy sex ed teacher.
QuoteRishon Marrell Cox says
Guess what I did before I died?
shobi martin says
Slapped me with cum in your hand?
Finn Matthews says
I was going to say that.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
How'd you know!?
shobi martin says
Call it an educated guess.
Riddle mt his batman!
Rishon Marrell Cox says
e11
Silly, that's what I TOLD you!
shobi martin says
Oh.
I forgot
Rishon Marrell Cox says
It was actually melted vanilla ice cream.
shobi martin says
Thank gawd.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
You can go ahead and lick it now.
Finn Matthews says
Same chemicals.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
shhh
shobi martin says
It dosnt taste vanillaly.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
It is.
Have more.
shobi martin says
Eat
Rishon Marrell Cox says
What is it solid now?
shobi martin says
Its all sticky
Rishon Marrell Cox says
Eat, lick, drink, whatever.
Yes, because it's melty.
Soft-serve, boy.
Have more.
shobi martin says
I gonna wash it off
Rishon Marrell Cox says
No, lick it off.
Don't be a pussy.
shobi martin says
There we go
Its off
Rishon Marrell Cox says
Hey Shob.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey guess what.
shobi martin says
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Rishon Marrell Cox says
No, and you just licked my cummy off your tummy.
>:3
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QuoteRishon Marrell Cox says
captain's log, one three three seven ADD.
kirk is getting restless
it has been a while since shore leave
we fear the vaginas of the ship now harbour bats
we must be cautious
Finn Matthews says
oh god stop
Rishon Marrell Cox says
I fear for Kirk's strength in this time
Finn Matthews says
the milk is coming out of my nose
Rishon Marrell Cox says
it's coming out of nobody's anything on this ship
not until vagcan shore leave
oh wait
our planet had an orgasm, and my mom died in it
shit
...
Finn Matthews says
damnit silox
Rishon Marrell Cox says
captain's log, eight zero zero eight ADD.
Inara has returned from her recon search on the shore leave planet
i fear the worst
starbuck has become intimate with kirk
i fear the best of the worst for what this could mean
Finn Matthews says
oh good
a crossover orgy
Rishon Marrell Cox says
cave dwellers have cleared out her vajayjay, but the infection may very well be a present threat
earlier today ripley's pussywussy sent out a sonar message left from the bats of the old, and scrambled our comm sensors. the ship went dead for five minutes.
i fear for the worst.
shobi martin says
its not an sos
Finn Matthews says
...
shobi martin says
its a warning
Finn Matthews says
...
Rishon Marrell Cox says
captain adama zoidberg, signing off.
Finn Matthews says
...
...(8
QuoteLuke says:
'Cause Piracy is really shoving a dick up my ass and making me squeal in pain and horror.
Quoted for cautionary reasons. :-X
Piracy is bad, y'all.
Listen or squeal.
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on May 28, 2011, 10:15:51 PM
Listen or squeal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gLN3QoN-q8#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gLN3QoN-q8#ws)
Everyone go to the Shark Night 3D thread now! It's pure awesomness! :laugh:
There are boobs and tits!
Are you guys serious?
Deal with it.
I'm just saying posting it here is a 1-way ticket to getting that thread locked.
it's not called for, you paranoid. the boss will probably delete all that discussion by sunrise.
aw man, we should have posted the Bohemian Rhapsody combo here before it was lost...
Quote from: predxeno on May 29, 2011, 04:38:53 AM
I'm just saying posting it here is a 1-way ticket to getting that thread locked.
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Quote from: keylight-di on May 29, 2011, 07:03:45 AM
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on May 29, 2011, 06:59:11 AM
No idea what Predxeno means.
That guy...
His definitions are often impossible to describe and especially to understand...
But the way he defines "logic"... It's pure porn, 'cause he's raping it so many times... :-\
:laugh:
Oh, my... :D
I'm quoted! I'm quoted!
Yeah! :D :D :D
Quote from: Space Sweeper on May 29, 2011, 05:20:45 AM
Quote from: predxeno on May 29, 2011, 05:16:25 AM
I probably should have made my position clearer at the beginning, sorry for that. :-[ I wasn't arguing against your presented definition of what pornography should be, I was arguing that I didn't think your definition was what society agreed with.
But as evidenced by all others, it was ABUNDANTLY CLEEEEEAR!
...
WHICH YOU CHOSE NOT TO ACCEEEEEEEEPT!
Spoiler
...
Spoiler
TONY STARK BUILT THIS IN A CAAAAAAAVE!
Spoiler
...
Spoiler
WITH A BOX OF SCRAAAAAPS!
That made me laugh histerically. :D So random.
This all happened in 10 seconds-- the definitive start to a convo with me and Shobidoo:
QuoteShobidoo: Hey bitch
Space Sweeper: HEY NEGRO
Space Sweeper: WHAT YOU DOING IN LAOS?
Shobidoo: Gonna tell you
Shobidoo: To
Shobidoo: SAHUT UP
Quote from: Huol on Jan 18, 2011, 09:38:27 PM
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HOLD THE f**k UP
IS THAT GAIUS BALTAR?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw53aTnD-YU#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw53aTnD-YU#ws)
QuoteOmega says
DUDES
shobi says
PBA
NEW CM TRAILEr
GO SEE IT
NOW
PBA says
Hello, dinner isn't ready yet
So here I am
shobi says
GO SEE THE NEW CM TRAILER
PBA says
GOING NOW BROSEF
Y'ALL BETTER NAWT BE LYING
shobi says
GO
GHO
GO
Go
GO GO POWER RANGERS
PBA says
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Omega says
GO MODERANGERS
PBA says
EEEK
EEEK
EEEEEEEK
Omega says
GO GO MODERANGERS
MODERANGERS
shobi says
BASK IN ITS GLORY PBA
BASKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Omega says
DACHANDE SUMMONS DRAGONBAN
PBA says
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WATCHING
shobi says
BASKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
BAKSk
PBA says
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Omega says
Dude.
shobi says
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
PBA says
ONLY 30 SECONDS
NO FOOTAGE
BUT SO GOOOOOD
Omega says
AAHHHH
WHY DOES THIS TAKE LOADS TO LOAD
PBA says
AAAAAAAAAAH
I LOVE YOU GEARBOX
shobi says
I LOVE EM TOO
THEY GONNA MAKESWEET LOVE TO US
They also announced a release date
Spring 2012
Omega says
YAY
PBA says
/jizz
Omega says
Ugh, dude.
Get a room.
PBA says
WATCHING AGAIN
shobi says
Players will be able to upgrade and customize their characters, gaining new weapons and perks. The game's levels will be set across "authentic environments inspired by the film series including Hadley's Hope, the Sulaco and LV-426."
Omega says
YES
YES
YESYES
PBA says
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
LINK PLEASE
shobi says
http://kotaku.com/5807389/aliens-colonial-marines-a-true-sequel-to-james-camerons-classic-aliens-out-in-2012 (http://kotaku.com/5807389/aliens-colonial-marines-a-true-sequel-to-james-camerons-classic-aliens-out-in-2012)
PBA says
THANKS
Omega says
WOW
shobi says
YOU GET TO CONTROl CATWOMAN IN SOME PARTS OF ARKHAM CITY
SO I WILL SPEND HALF THE TIME LOOK AT ASS
Omega says
NORLY
LoL
Not sure if serious
PBA says
http://174.143.27.200/ (http://174.143.27.200/)
Type father
shobi says
Of course i will.
Omega says
Ugh dude
Dude ugh
PBA says
DID YOU TYPE FATHER
Omega says
I did
shobi says
How you get this site
Omega says
Unknown host name it says
shobi says
HOW DID YOU GET FATHER?
YOU GENIUS
PBA says
Someone posted it on AvPG
shobi says
Its the same thing isnt it?
PBA says
There's extra footage at the end
Omega says
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
cool, cool, cool
shobi says
My boner is ready
Holy shit this game is gonna be scary
PBA says
THIS GAME IS GONNA BE EPIC
Omega says
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
I WANT THIS GAME
shobi says
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I WANT IT NOW
PBA says
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHH
FANGASM
FANGASM EVERYWHERE
We're just a little excited for A:CM.
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jun 05, 2011, 04:25:13 PM
These threads must die.
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 05, 2011, 04:51:15 PM
NEVER!
the day the pointless discussions about trivial and insignificant mysteries of popular media stop is the day the internet dies!
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jun 05, 2011, 04:52:46 PM
Then the internet must die!
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I think I might get a heart attack from laughing.
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Jun 06, 2011, 12:25:35 AM
In the Eric Bana/Ang Lee Hulk film I sat next to a massive black man who had a deadly combination of narcolepsy and sleep apnea. He also obviously had no idea he was in a Hulk movie until the third transformation where he woke up and suddenly exclaimed "Wut da f**k? Wut da f**k is this? OH ... Dat da Hulk." And fell promptly back to sleep.
Soda shot out of my f**king nose reading that.
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jun 06, 2011, 01:58:13 PM
Here is that photoshopped work I brought up a little while ago.
Spoiler
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Timeless. :D
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Quote from: DoomRulz on Jun 01, 2011, 08:00:35 PM
Anybody else want to see Super 8? Looks like a good one.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 02, 2011, 09:21:49 PM
Would be insane to not want to see it. :P
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 02, 2011, 09:23:20 PM
I can wait. Doesn't look all that great to me so far,
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jun 03, 2011, 06:27:33 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 02, 2011, 09:21:49 PM
Would be insane to not want to see it. :P
Sweeps, apparently :P
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jun 09, 2011, 04:00:42 AM
Alright, report time. Zero plot details ahead, but I'll slap some tags on for dramatic effect.
Spoiler
I strongly believe that you haven't seen a movie until you've left the theater and you're replaying everything in your head from point C to point A, so these are my first impressions. Short version: terrific. Great movie.
Even without Flubber.
I'm predicting that a lot of people are going to be disappointed in Super 8, and that will come from a fundamental misunderstanding of what the movie is trying to be. It's not a game-changing monster flick. The title tells you all you need to know: it's JJ Abram's shoestring-and-duct tape Spielberg fan film, only with ILM providing the paper mache monster effects. It's a movie about making movies as a kid (I had The Basilisk running through my head the whole time, not to mention my own passionate camcorder efforts, and it made me smile so much my ears popped off).
Spielbergian elements out the wazoo; it's ET, only ET is the shark from Jaws; it's Jaws, only Chief Brody's son is in the Goonies, and so on and so forth. Abrams is an honours student at Weirdy-Beardy's School of Film, and he uses every trick in the book.
There's also a lot of potent commentary between the Close Encounters-style close-ups. There's a recurring gag where people will miss out on the event of the century because they're stoned out of their mind or otherwise distracted by their Walkman; it's played for laughs, but I found a lot of significance in those moments. Childhood is a different thing than it was twenty years ago. To quote the film, it's a slippery slope.
Oh. And the sound is fecking incredible. Skywalker Sound gave me a Ben Burtt Boner throughout. The train crash alone had everyone in the theater saucer-eyed and vibrating in their seats long after the dust had cleared. If you're going to go for anything, go for the noise.
Sweet movie. I loved it for what it was - a homemade monster movie, plus production values, minus none of the charm.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 09, 2011, 05:57:58 AM
Actually want to see it now.
It's official --
Sharp Sticks cures insanity!
Totally forgot to include why he got me interested? Kinda pointless when dragged out of context.
Wasn't the point.
I putz it here just 4 teh lulz.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 05, 2010, 03:56:29 PM
I
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jan 24, 2010, 12:38:07 PM
like
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Dec 05, 2010, 02:59:05 PM
penis.
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth865.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fab212%2FPr0nOfDeath%2Fth_TrollFace.png&hash=42c412490efd07713ccadbcc81768a3b303786a1)
Ooh I like this game
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 10, 2011, 11:55:04 AM
I
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Mar 05, 2010, 03:49:32 AM
do
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 04, 2011, 09:28:45 PMnot
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 04, 2011, 11:31:26 PM
like
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 04, 2011, 11:31:26 PM
women
The one you unintentionally started. <:3
Time up for your medication! (B{ )
BOOM
This thread is now diamonds.
The above exchange deserves to inception itself into this thread.
So here we go
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2011, 11:48:15 AM
Timeless. :D
----------------------------------------------
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jun 01, 2011, 08:00:35 PM
Anybody else want to see Super 8? Looks like a good one.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 02, 2011, 09:21:49 PM
Would be insane to not want to see it. :P
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 02, 2011, 09:23:20 PM
I can wait. Doesn't look all that great to me so far,
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jun 03, 2011, 06:27:33 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 02, 2011, 09:21:49 PM
Would be insane to not want to see it. :P
Sweeps, apparently :P
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jun 09, 2011, 04:00:42 AM
Alright, report time. Zero plot details ahead, but I'll slap some tags on for dramatic effect.
Spoiler
I strongly believe that you haven't seen a movie until you've left the theater and you're replaying everything in your head from point C to point A, so these are my first impressions. Short version: terrific. Great movie.
Even without Flubber.
I'm predicting that a lot of people are going to be disappointed in Super 8, and that will come from a fundamental misunderstanding of what the movie is trying to be. It's not a game-changing monster flick. The title tells you all you need to know: it's JJ Abram's shoestring-and-duct tape Spielberg fan film, only with ILM providing the paper mache monster effects. It's a movie about making movies as a kid (I had The Basilisk running through my head the whole time, not to mention my own passionate camcorder efforts, and it made me smile so much my ears popped off).
Spielbergian elements out the wazoo; it's ET, only ET is the shark from Jaws; it's Jaws, only Chief Brody's son is in the Goonies, and so on and so forth. Abrams is an honours student at Weirdy-Beardy's School of Film, and he uses every trick in the book.
There's also a lot of potent commentary between the Close Encounters-style close-ups. There's a recurring gag where people will miss out on the event of the century because they're stoned out of their mind or otherwise distracted by their Walkman; it's played for laughs, but I found a lot of significance in those moments. Childhood is a different thing than it was twenty years ago. To quote the film, it's a slippery slope.
Oh. And the sound is fecking incredible. Skywalker Sound gave me a Ben Burtt Boner throughout. The train crash alone had everyone in the theater saucer-eyed and vibrating in their seats long after the dust had cleared. If you're going to go for anything, go for the noise.
Sweet movie. I loved it for what it was - a homemade monster movie, plus production values, minus none of the charm.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 09, 2011, 05:57:58 AM
Actually want to see it now.
It's official -- Sharp Sticks cures insanity!
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 10, 2011, 11:53:38 AM
Totally forgot to include why he got me interested? Kinda pointless when dragged out of context.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2011, 11:57:21 AM
Wasn't the point.
I putz it here just 4 teh lulz.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 10, 2011, 12:05:32 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 05, 2010, 03:56:29 PM
I
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jan 24, 2010, 12:38:07 PM
like
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Dec 05, 2010, 02:59:05 PM
penis.
Spoiler
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Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2011, 12:18:43 PM
Ooh I like this game
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 10, 2011, 11:55:04 AM
I
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Mar 05, 2010, 03:49:32 AM
do
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 04, 2011, 09:28:45 PMnot
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 04, 2011, 11:31:26 PM
like
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 04, 2011, 11:31:26 PM
women
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Jun 08, 2011, 04:46:52 PM
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jun 08, 2011, 04:40:33 PM
They'd have to bring Bill Paxton in to do it though. Anyone else would be unacceptable.
THIS.
Well ... maybe THIS INSTEAD so they know we here at the galaxy don't tolerate f**k-ups.
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jun 08, 2011, 04:40:33 PM
They'd have HAVE NO OPTION but to bring Bill Paxton in to do it though. Anyone EVERYONE else (including God himself) would be unacceptable GAME RETURNINGLY RETARDED.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 05, 2010, 11:14:30 PM
When did this thread become about sex? ???
Oh, that's right. When Sweeper got here.
Ah, good times. :laugh:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 05, 2010, 02:02:51 AM
Quote from: Vulhala on Nov 04, 2010, 03:49:30 PM
That's a man right there. You should be grateful. I have much worse if you would like?
Open it. I dare you :D
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi51.tinypic.com%2F28kr2h0.jpg&hash=bd7d4050fac10289246a2c128986ffbcaea6c959)
Wait. Wait. We're allowed posting nudity in the Rec area in spoiler tags?
*Gets camera*
[EDIT]
Okay, the spoiler tag contains my penis.
Spoiler
Why the FU*K did you click this?
I've just been going back in that thread and man, there is some funny stuff:
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 06:29:34 PM
man i'm just full of wonders. :D
:laugh:
Oh... :D
Quote from: Vulhala on Jun 12, 2011, 03:31:14 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 12, 2011, 06:01:45 AM
Its not sixt-
Screw it.
*leaves thread*
What exactly was so funny about this post?
Also, Vul, dude; will that troll face never leave?
I created it so that it may stay behind that visor forever. So no.
Ah ok.
*looks a few posts up*
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 14, 2011, 12:40:46 AM
I've just been going back in that thread and man, there is some funny stuff:
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 06:29:34 PM
man i'm just full of wonders. :D
:laugh:
XD
Lord just look.. just look at all of the boxes.
Spoiler
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 10, 2011, 03:19:44 PM
BOOM
This thread is now diamonds.
The above exchange deserves to inception itself into this thread.
So here we go
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2011, 11:48:15 AM
Timeless. :D
----------------------------------------------
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jun 01, 2011, 08:00:35 PM
Anybody else want to see Super 8? Looks like a good one.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 02, 2011, 09:21:49 PM
Would be insane to not want to see it. :P
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 02, 2011, 09:23:20 PM
I can wait. Doesn't look all that great to me so far,
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jun 03, 2011, 06:27:33 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 02, 2011, 09:21:49 PM
Would be insane to not want to see it. :P
Sweeps, apparently :P
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jun 09, 2011, 04:00:42 AM
Alright, report time. Zero plot details ahead, but I'll slap some tags on for dramatic effect.
Spoiler
I strongly believe that you haven't seen a movie until you've left the theater and you're replaying everything in your head from point C to point A, so these are my first impressions. Short version: terrific. Great movie.
Even without Flubber.
I'm predicting that a lot of people are going to be disappointed in Super 8, and that will come from a fundamental misunderstanding of what the movie is trying to be. It's not a game-changing monster flick. The title tells you all you need to know: it's JJ Abram's shoestring-and-duct tape Spielberg fan film, only with ILM providing the paper mache monster effects. It's a movie about making movies as a kid (I had The Basilisk running through my head the whole time, not to mention my own passionate camcorder efforts, and it made me smile so much my ears popped off).
Spielbergian elements out the wazoo; it's ET, only ET is the shark from Jaws; it's Jaws, only Chief Brody's son is in the Goonies, and so on and so forth. Abrams is an honours student at Weirdy-Beardy's School of Film, and he uses every trick in the book.
There's also a lot of potent commentary between the Close Encounters-style close-ups. There's a recurring gag where people will miss out on the event of the century because they're stoned out of their mind or otherwise distracted by their Walkman; it's played for laughs, but I found a lot of significance in those moments. Childhood is a different thing than it was twenty years ago. To quote the film, it's a slippery slope.
Oh. And the sound is fecking incredible. Skywalker Sound gave me a Ben Burtt Boner throughout. The train crash alone had everyone in the theater saucer-eyed and vibrating in their seats long after the dust had cleared. If you're going to go for anything, go for the noise.
Sweet movie. I loved it for what it was - a homemade monster movie, plus production values, minus none of the charm.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 09, 2011, 05:57:58 AM
Actually want to see it now.
It's official -- Sharp Sticks cures insanity!
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 10, 2011, 11:53:38 AM
Totally forgot to include why he got me interested? Kinda pointless when dragged out of context.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2011, 11:57:21 AM
Wasn't the point.
I putz it here just 4 teh lulz.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 10, 2011, 12:05:32 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 05, 2010, 03:56:29 PM
I
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jan 24, 2010, 12:38:07 PM
like
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Dec 05, 2010, 02:59:05 PM
penis.
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth865.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fab212%2FPr0nOfDeath%2Fth_TrollFace.png&hash=42c412490efd07713ccadbcc81768a3b303786a1)
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2011, 12:18:43 PM
Ooh I like this game
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 10, 2011, 11:55:04 AM
I
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Mar 05, 2010, 03:49:32 AM
do
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 04, 2011, 09:28:45 PMnot
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 04, 2011, 11:31:26 PM
like
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 04, 2011, 11:31:26 PM
women
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm3.static.flickr.com%2F2428%2F3910754291_a6b24283ce_s.jpg&hash=1d52df44cd0b3697b832d21812c2858837b8cffe)
Quote from: RagingDragon on Jun 14, 2011, 06:53:43 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 10, 2011, 03:19:44 PM
BOOM
This thread is now diamonds.
The above exchange deserves to inception itself into this thread.
So here we go
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2011, 11:48:15 AM
Timeless. :D
----------------------------------------------
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jun 01, 2011, 08:00:35 PM
Anybody else want to see Super 8? Looks like a good one.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 02, 2011, 09:21:49 PM
Would be insane to not want to see it. :P
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 02, 2011, 09:23:20 PM
I can wait. Doesn't look all that great to me so far,
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jun 03, 2011, 06:27:33 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 02, 2011, 09:21:49 PM
Would be insane to not want to see it. :P
Sweeps, apparently :P
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jun 09, 2011, 04:00:42 AM
Alright, report time. Zero plot details ahead, but I'll slap some tags on for dramatic effect.
Spoiler
I strongly believe that you haven't seen a movie until you've left the theater and you're replaying everything in your head from point C to point A, so these are my first impressions. Short version: terrific. Great movie.
Even without Flubber.
I'm predicting that a lot of people are going to be disappointed in Super 8, and that will come from a fundamental misunderstanding of what the movie is trying to be. It's not a game-changing monster flick. The title tells you all you need to know: it's JJ Abram's shoestring-and-duct tape Spielberg fan film, only with ILM providing the paper mache monster effects. It's a movie about making movies as a kid (I had The Basilisk running through my head the whole time, not to mention my own passionate camcorder efforts, and it made me smile so much my ears popped off).
Spielbergian elements out the wazoo; it's ET, only ET is the shark from Jaws; it's Jaws, only Chief Brody's son is in the Goonies, and so on and so forth. Abrams is an honours student at Weirdy-Beardy's School of Film, and he uses every trick in the book.
There's also a lot of potent commentary between the Close Encounters-style close-ups. There's a recurring gag where people will miss out on the event of the century because they're stoned out of their mind or otherwise distracted by their Walkman; it's played for laughs, but I found a lot of significance in those moments. Childhood is a different thing than it was twenty years ago. To quote the film, it's a slippery slope.
Oh. And the sound is fecking incredible. Skywalker Sound gave me a Ben Burtt Boner throughout. The train crash alone had everyone in the theater saucer-eyed and vibrating in their seats long after the dust had cleared. If you're going to go for anything, go for the noise.
Sweet movie. I loved it for what it was - a homemade monster movie, plus production values, minus none of the charm.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 09, 2011, 05:57:58 AM
Actually want to see it now.
It's official -- Sharp Sticks cures insanity!
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 10, 2011, 11:53:38 AM
Totally forgot to include why he got me interested? Kinda pointless when dragged out of context.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2011, 11:57:21 AM
Wasn't the point.
I putz it here just 4 teh lulz.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 10, 2011, 12:05:32 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 05, 2010, 03:56:29 PM
I
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jan 24, 2010, 12:38:07 PM
like
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Dec 05, 2010, 02:59:05 PM
penis.
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth865.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fab212%2FPr0nOfDeath%2Fth_TrollFace.png&hash=42c412490efd07713ccadbcc81768a3b303786a1)
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2011, 12:18:43 PM
Ooh I like this game
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 10, 2011, 11:55:04 AM
I
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Mar 05, 2010, 03:49:32 AM
do
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 04, 2011, 09:28:45 PMnot
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 04, 2011, 11:31:26 PM
like
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 04, 2011, 11:31:26 PM
women
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vkIxKsF88k# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vkIxKsF88k#)
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 14, 2011, 06:57:36 AM
Quote from: RagingDragon on Jun 14, 2011, 06:53:43 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 10, 2011, 03:19:44 PM
BOOM
This thread is now diamonds.
The above exchange deserves to inception itself into this thread.
So here we go
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2011, 11:48:15 AM
Timeless. :D
----------------------------------------------
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jun 01, 2011, 08:00:35 PM
Anybody else want to see Super 8? Looks like a good one.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 02, 2011, 09:21:49 PM
Would be insane to not want to see it. :P
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 02, 2011, 09:23:20 PM
I can wait. Doesn't look all that great to me so far,
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jun 03, 2011, 06:27:33 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 02, 2011, 09:21:49 PM
Would be insane to not want to see it. :P
Sweeps, apparently :P
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jun 09, 2011, 04:00:42 AM
Alright, report time. Zero plot details ahead, but I'll slap some tags on for dramatic effect.
Spoiler
I strongly believe that you haven't seen a movie until you've left the theater and you're replaying everything in your head from point C to point A, so these are my first impressions. Short version: terrific. Great movie.
Even without Flubber.
I'm predicting that a lot of people are going to be disappointed in Super 8, and that will come from a fundamental misunderstanding of what the movie is trying to be. It's not a game-changing monster flick. The title tells you all you need to know: it's JJ Abram's shoestring-and-duct tape Spielberg fan film, only with ILM providing the paper mache monster effects. It's a movie about making movies as a kid (I had The Basilisk running through my head the whole time, not to mention my own passionate camcorder efforts, and it made me smile so much my ears popped off).
Spielbergian elements out the wazoo; it's ET, only ET is the shark from Jaws; it's Jaws, only Chief Brody's son is in the Goonies, and so on and so forth. Abrams is an honours student at Weirdy-Beardy's School of Film, and he uses every trick in the book.
There's also a lot of potent commentary between the Close Encounters-style close-ups. There's a recurring gag where people will miss out on the event of the century because they're stoned out of their mind or otherwise distracted by their Walkman; it's played for laughs, but I found a lot of significance in those moments. Childhood is a different thing than it was twenty years ago. To quote the film, it's a slippery slope.
Oh. And the sound is fecking incredible. Skywalker Sound gave me a Ben Burtt Boner throughout. The train crash alone had everyone in the theater saucer-eyed and vibrating in their seats long after the dust had cleared. If you're going to go for anything, go for the noise.
Sweet movie. I loved it for what it was - a homemade monster movie, plus production values, minus none of the charm.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 09, 2011, 05:57:58 AM
Actually want to see it now.
It's official -- Sharp Sticks cures insanity!
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 10, 2011, 11:53:38 AM
Totally forgot to include why he got me interested? Kinda pointless when dragged out of context.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2011, 11:57:21 AM
Wasn't the point.
I putz it here just 4 teh lulz.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 10, 2011, 12:05:32 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 05, 2010, 03:56:29 PM
I
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jan 24, 2010, 12:38:07 PM
like
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Dec 05, 2010, 02:59:05 PM
penis.
Spoiler
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Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2011, 12:18:43 PM
Ooh I like this game
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 10, 2011, 11:55:04 AM
I
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Mar 05, 2010, 03:49:32 AM
do
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 04, 2011, 09:28:45 PMnot
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 04, 2011, 11:31:26 PM
like
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 04, 2011, 11:31:26 PM
women
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vkIxKsF88k# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vkIxKsF88k#)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exzjVMIrkQE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exzjVMIrkQE#)
Quote from: Darkbladepred2.0 on Jun 14, 2011, 11:12:06 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2011, 11:05:31 AM
Quote from: Darkbladepred2.0 on Jun 14, 2011, 11:04:07 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2011, 10:55:05 AM
Oh, I liked Titanic.
Spoiler
The boat sinks.
Spoiler
But the ship can't sink!
Spoiler
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^ :D
Omega Destroyer says
Why does the Tremors 3 upload take so looooooooooooong
Luke . says
I dunno, perhaps El Blanco struck again
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2011, 05:50:19 PM
^ :D
Omega Destroyer says
Why does the Tremors 3 upload take so looooooooooooong
Luke . says
I dunno, perhaps El Blanco struck again
PBA, no El Blanco jokes until AFTER you watch the movie! ;)
Quote from: Requiem28 on Jun 15, 2011, 12:43:50 AM
slightly better image...still no Hi-Res
Apparently, Hulk has no pants ???
http://media2.firstshowing.net/firstshowing/img3/lxipromoposters-580gdCS-Avengers.jpg
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Maybe thats why they're all fleeing from him
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Quote from: Effectz on Jun 15, 2011, 07:53:57 AM
Me hanging out with a Hippo.
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Quote from: Pn2501 on Jun 15, 2011, 01:55:10 PM
QuoteOf course. I'm curious to see what other words you're going to redefine
malerdoro =
http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/6709/maldero.jpg
I communicate better visually, since I don't have command of the English language :)
Pn... I think I love you :D :D
Someone has to haha.
Oh emmm jeeeeeeeee Vulhala needs some type of award for that. I feel like Cartman when his funny breaks during the buttface people episode. I just stared.
Meanwhile,
Quote from: PREDDY VEDDER on Jun 10, 2011, 06:50:03 PM
Dude you're creepier than homeless woman gettin it on with prego face rape bitch but since you started these awesome franchise hot chick polls your rep is invincible. Creep on.
:D
Quote from: Kev Loaf on Jun 17, 2011, 10:14:54 AM
I dont want any Predator movie to centre of the Predator itself. Its should be about humans or other species being hunted by a blood thirsty monstrous Predator. The reason why Predator (87) and Predators (2010) are the two most succesfull film in the franchise in terms of reviews is that the Predator was the bad guy!
I hate the "Space Samurai" created by the AvP comics and the last season in the P2 movie. I dont want to see a honourable Predator, I dont want to see a Predator team up with a human to take down some badguy and most of all I dont want to see a movie that is about a "lone Pred doing keeeeewl shit".
I wish people would keep the honurable "Space Samurai" bull crap to the AvP film and comic forums. That shit does not belong in a forum about the Predator movies.
Predators are bad guys! They are the monsters! I dont mind having bad guy psycho humans in the story as cannon fodder for the Pred BUT NEVER EVER SHOULD A PREDATOR BE PROTRAYED AS A HERO or ANTI-HERO in a Predator movie.
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(01:09:18) Purebreedalien: I can delete and move threads though, and make them sticky.
(01:09:21) Huol: oh dear god
(01:09:21) Purebreedalien: Har.
(01:09:30) Vulhala: OH HAI
Quote(14:41:26) Huol: green lantern is actually the greatest movie ever made
(14:41:34) Huol: eat that aeus
(14:41:34) Aeus: HAH YEAH
(14:41:35) Huol: more like
(14:41:36) Valaquen: Some critics were angry that cinema leaned more towards SW-type films than say, Taxi Driver style films
(14:41:36) Huol: gaeyus
Quote(14:46:12) DJ_Pu$$yface: ODST = The AVP3 of Halo
(14:46:15) Huol: i miss dcuo
(14:46:21) Deathbearer: f**k your shit DJ D:<
Quote
You know what I feel like?
I feel like what Uncanny must feel like all the time!
From Space Sweeper
Quote from: Vulhala on Jun 18, 2011, 12:13:22 AM
(01:08:39) Aeus: PBA can you ban people?
(01:08:45) Purebreedalien: No I cannot
(01:08:50) Huol: awww
(01:08:52) Aeus: hah
(01:08:52) Purebreedalien: Just a lowly green Mod
(01:08:55) Aeus: loser
(01:08:59) Huol: babby mod
(01:09:04) Aeus: even Huol can ban people
(01:09:13) Huol: vigilante mod
(01:09:14) ChatBot: Vulhala logs into the Chat.
(01:09:18) Purebreedalien: I can delete and move threads though, and make them sticky.
(01:09:21) Huol: oh dear god
(01:09:21) Purebreedalien: Har.
(01:09:30) Vulhala: OH HAI
tee hee
Quote from: Aeus on Jun 18, 2011, 08:35:49 AM
Quote from: Vulhala on Jun 18, 2011, 12:13:22 AM
(01:08:39) Aeus: PBA can you ban people?
(01:08:45) Purebreedalien: No I cannot
(01:08:50) Huol: awww
(01:08:52) Aeus: hah
(01:08:52) Purebreedalien: Just a lowly green Mod
(01:08:55) Aeus: loser
(01:08:59) Huol: babby mod
(01:09:04) Aeus: even Huol can ban people
(01:09:13) Huol: vigilante mod
(01:09:14) ChatBot: Vulhala logs into the Chat.
(01:09:18) Purebreedalien: I can delete and move threads though, and make them sticky.
(01:09:21) Huol: oh dear god
(01:09:21) Purebreedalien: Har.
(01:09:30) Vulhala: OH HAI
tee hee
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Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jun 18, 2011, 09:44:10 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jun 18, 2011, 09:04:39 PM
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fook.
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Get your fookin tentacles off me
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FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!
Vulhala gets stirred about the wedding!
Quote(10:54:25) Vulhala: HES YOUR f**kING KING TOO AUSSIE!
(10:54:37) Predator_Queen: I dident vote for him
(10:54:46) Ghostface: I voted to be a republic
(10:54:58) BLAIN: He's a monarch...voting makes him laugh
(10:54:59) DJ_Pu$$yface: HOLY JESUS PIES VULHALA
(10:54:59) Vulhala: and lost.
(10:55:05) Vulhala: Shame.
Quote(10:56:24) DJ_Pu$$yface: f**k the Royal Family
(10:56:37) Vulhala: They're like an upperclass Disneyland
(10:56:42) BLAIN: YOU BLASPHEMOUS WITCHES
(10:56:56) Predator_Queen: HEY!
(10:57:00) DJ_Pu$$yface: THE HAPPIEST FAMILY IN THE WORLD?!
Quote(11:00:07) ChatBot: Space_Sweeper logs into the Chat.
(11:00:17) DJ_Pu$$yface: Hey Sweeps
(11:00:18) Predator_Queen: hey sweeps
(11:00:29) Space_Sweeper: Hey people and creatures.
(11:00:36) Vulhala: f**k SWEEPS
(11:00:43) DJ_Pu$$yface: Sweep some space today?
(11:00:43) Space_Sweeper: What.
(11:00:47) BLAIN: f**k HIM!
(11:00:55) Space_Sweeper: A little bit then I got bored
Quote(11:01:53) DJ_Pu$$yface: I hate disco
(11:02:00) DJ_Pu$$yface: And afros
(11:02:05) Space_Sweeper: But do you like porn?
(11:02:09) RDdaNINJA: Metal is where its at, man!!
(11:02:20) BLAIN: MEEEETAL!!!
(11:02:21) DJ_Pu$$yface: Jerking as we speak
(11:02:27) Ghostface: afro porn
(11:02:31) Space_Sweeper: Well then Boogie Nights is for you.
(11:02:35) Ghostface: in a disco
(11:02:38) ChatBot: Vulhala logs out of the Chat.
(11:02:42) DJ_Pu$$yface: Aw
Quote(11:09:46) Space_Sweeper: So DJ, when are we going to see your pussy face in the Pics of yourself thread?
(11:10:08) Space_Sweeper: Or are you too much of a pussy?
Face.
(11:10:08) DJ_Pu$$yface: No pussyface for you
(11:10:19) BLAIN: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH no
(11:10:25) Space_Sweeper: Pussy.
(11:10:31) DJ_Pu$$yface: Face.
(11:10:34) Space_Sweeper: meatheadtrollface
Talking about the Jaws films...
Rishon Marrell Cox says
Belief had to be suspended for all Jaws films; Jaws 2 the least. But the thing is, in the first two, it was actually a creature. Not a f**king pazuzu possessed whorebag sharp-toothed over-grown douchbag dolphin.
From chat this morning...
"(10:30:49) Pn2501: brb
(10:31:50) ChatBot: Space_Sweeper logs into the Chat.
(10:32:39) OmegaZilla: Hey Sweep
(10:32:43) Cap._Fitzgerald: Yo Bruvva
(10:32:46) Space_Sweeper: Hey
(10:34:10) Cap._Fitzgerald: I have an urge to grab a large piece of paper, paint Adam Savage and Jamie Hynemans faces on it and then hang it on my wall
(10:34:24) Cap._Fitzgerald: But I lack the oaper
(10:34:31) Cap._Fitzgerald: *paper
(10:35:29) Cap._Fitzgerald: So did anyone do anything interesting today?
(10:35:43) ChatBot: Xenodog logs into the Chat.
(10:35:44) Space_Sweeper: Dat Fatale.
(10:35:58) Xenodog: I woke up and ate a doughnut.
(10:36:07) Space_Sweeper: Sounds sexy.
(10:36:12) Huol: perfect
(10:36:13) Space_Sweeper: Damn.
(10:36:22) Xenodog: B)
(10:36:35) Space_Sweeper: B) Dat Circle.
(10:36:47) Huol: almost makes you wanna stick your dick in it
(10:37:02) Xenodog: Dat icing too.
(10:37:35) Cap._Fitzgerald: Chocolate, aw yeah
(10:37:52) Space_Sweeper: Yeah, give it a new layer of icing.
(10:37:59) Space_Sweeper: Gawd DAMN.
(10:38:27) Xenodog: Don't forget le sprinkles.
(10:38:40) Space_Sweeper: Oh baby.
(10:38:46) Space_Sweeper: Oh baby, oh man.
(10:38:53) Space_Sweeper: Oh gawd, oh man.
(10:38:59) Cap._Fitzgerald: Gonna make that shit vanilla when you done
(10:39:04) Xenodog: :D
(10:39:31) Space_Sweeper: Hey baby wanna enter my bakery?
(10:39:33) Space_Sweeper: Mmm.
(10:39:51) Space_Sweeper: We gon' cook aallllllll night long.
(10:40:11) Cap._Fitzgerald: You can make anything ya want in my oven
(10:40:12) Xenodog: Got ring those doughnuts baby?
(10:40:15) Xenodog: *Gonna'
(10:40:46) Cap._Fitzgerald: You gonna glaze it or frost it?
(10:40:48) Space_Sweeper: Oh baby we gon frost us a CAKE.
(10:41:25) Space_Sweeper: Beat my maze and get yo self a glaaaaaaaaaaaaze...
(10:41:45) Cap._Fitzgerald: Heck, bring a friend and we can make it a triple layer Cake
(10:41:46) Huol: for f**ks sake
(10:41:58) Xenodog: Gonna' boil dat oil...
(10:42:08) Space_Sweeper: Welcome to the layer cake baby. Welcome.
(10:42:28) Cap._Fitzgerald: Had enough of what you started Huol?
(10:42:37) Huol: YES FOR GODS SAKE
(10:43:03) Huol: NO MORE CONFECTIONERY PORN
(10:43:04) Xenodog: Sounds he like he could use a little sugar...
(10:43:20) Cap._Fitzgerald: Aw yeah
(10:43:38) Space_Sweeper: Okay.
(10:43:43) Space_Sweeper: *Ahem*
(10:43:50) Cap._Fitzgerald: Yeah, I'm done
(10:43:57) Space_Sweeper: I LISTEN TO THIS WHILE I MAKE PASTRIES: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y)xoEo-q7cpk
(10:44:04) ChatBot: Stalker has been logged out (Timeout).
(10:44:09) Space_Sweeper: :D
(10:44:23) Huol: im going to murder you.
(10:44:34) Cap._Fitzgerald: So can I put this all in the quotes thread?
(10:44:48) Cap._Fitzgerald: I'm going to take that death threat as a yes
(10:44:56) Xenodog: Sure thing baby.
(10:45:19) Space_Sweeper: http://trollface.biz/wp-content/ (http://trollface.biz/wp-content/)plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/ad145_tumblr_llbi66927h1qbylvso1_500.jpg
(10:45:33) Space_Sweeper: oh babe
(10:45:33) Xenodog: :D
(10:45:46) Xenodog: Wanna' lick that icing right off...
(10:45:58) Space_Sweeper: Awww right there...
(10:46:10) Huol: i dont want to live on this planet anymore.
(10:46:16) Space_Sweeper: Xenosweeps Bakery.
(10:46:22) Cap._Fitzgerald: Oh GOD DAMMIT
(10:46:26) Space_Sweeper: It'll bring you down to Earth.
(10:46:48) Xenodog: And then give you a good glazin'
(10:46:49) Cap._Fitzgerald: My iPod spazzed out and I cant see any of that gold anymore
(10:47:01) Cap._Fitzgerald: Sweeps can you put it in the quotes thread?
(10:47:20) Huol: you can all rot
(10:47:24) Space_Sweeper: But it'd be me quoting myself...
(10:47:39) Space_Sweeper: Nah, Huol; I put my goods in the fridge when I'm done.
(10:47:40) Xenodog: Like the neglected muffins, Huol?
(10:47:55) Xenodog: They don't get as much lovin' as the doughnuts....
(10:48:29) Cap._Fitzgerald: Imagine, Pn is going to find this all when he gets back
(10:48:42) Cap._Fitzgerald: :-)
(10:49:00) Xenodog: His mind = blown."
(12:15:15) predxeno: Raging Dragon, how's Colorado? Is it like in AVPR?
(12:15:42) RagingDragon: Lol *facepalm* Gunnison is a really nice town tho
(12:15:52) Kimo: do dads take they sons hunting were preds hang out
(12:16:03) Kimo: or should i say facehuggers
(12:16:11) RagingDragon: I thought that dad was a badass for one-shotting the hugger. Too bad about that arm...
(12:16:17) Kimo: man its been some time since i have seen avpr
(12:16:19) predxeno: how're the sewer systems? r there really homeless people there?
(12:16:26) predxeno: I see AVPR a lot
Quote(19:30:58) Twin_Drive_Sigma: I consider EU canon too!
(19:31:03) predxeno: really?
(19:31:08) predxeno: im adding u to my buddy list right now
tee hee
Quote(21:36:04) Hellspawn28: I'm getting bored. I'm going to play outside before it rains outside. Later
(21:36:07) ChatBot: Hellspawn28 logs out of the Chat.
(21:36:11) Aeus: LOL
(21:36:17) Dachande: going to play outside?
(21:36:20) Dachande: Is he 6?
(21:36:21) Aeus: hahaha
(21:36:27) Vulhala: Hahaha
:laugh:
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(06:53:38) Dachande: forget the standard members, us mods are the pulse of the pulse of the avp community!
(06:53:54) DJ_Pu$$yface: f**k you Dachande
(06:54:07) Aeus: if we all went to Alien War we could beat up PBA 'cause he's the new kid
(06:54:11) Dachande: YOUR NOTHING!
(06:54:17) Dachande: WE ARE EVERYTHING!
(06:54:18) Purebreedalien: Hey, I'm not the new kid
(06:54:22) Purebreedalien: RidgeTop is
(06:54:26) Purebreedalien:
(06:54:32) Aeus: RIDGETOP DOESN'T EXIST
(06:54:33) Dachande: In that we glue you both together
(06:54:34) DJ_Pu$$yface: AVPGALAXY COULDN'T LAST A DAY WITHOUT ITS MEMBERS!
(06:54:36) ChatBot: Xenodog has been logged out (Timeout).
(06:54:36) ChatBot: Twin_Drive_Sigma has been logged out (Timeout).
(06:54:41) Aeus: YOU MADE HIM UP NEW KID
(06:54:43) DJ_Pu$$yface: OR ME!
(06:54:48) Purebreedalien: NO YOU AEUS
(06:55:00) ChatBot: Mikey logs into the Chat.
(06:55:07) Aeus: oh shit moar mods
(06:55:08) Dachande: i don't know of any ridgetop, and i've been here since the start of time
(06:55:11) Aeus: up in this bitch
(06:55:12) Dachande: MOD SQUAD!
(06:55:17) Purebreedalien: Mikeyyyy
(06:55:18) Dachande: YOUR OUTNUMBER AEUS!
(06:55:23) Dachande: GIVE US THE BOLD LETTERS!
(06:55:24) Mikey: YES
(06:55:25) Purebreedalien: Yeah!
(06:55:27) Aeus: COME AT ME
(06:55:30) Purebreedalien: Regular Mods power up!
(06:55:34) Aeus: I can kick any of you
(06:55:36) Dachande: jesus, the typos today are ridiculous
(06:55:37) Aeus:
(06:55:37) Purebreedalien: "ANIME POWER UP TIME!"
(06:55:40) DJ_Pu$$yface: YEAH
(06:55:42) Purebreedalien:
(06:55:52) DJ_Pu$$yface: HE CAN KICK YOUR ASS TO ALIEN LALA LAND
(06:56:09) Dachande: you do that, and i'll break my 12" Batman to spite you!
(06:56:10) Aeus: WATCH ME KICK DJ PUSSFACE AS A SHOW OF MY AWESOME POWER
(06:56:10) Purebreedalien: SHUT UP PU$$YFACE YOU WHORE, YOU LIKED ME FIRST
(06:56:14) Purebreedalien:
(06:56:34) DJ_Pu$$yface: I VOTED MCAIN! I REGRET EVERYTHING!
(06:56:42) Mikey: I don't know what is going on!
(06:56:50) Aeus: we've all gone mad
(06:56:52) Purebreedalien: YOU'RE NOT EVEN AMERICAN, DAMMIT PU$$YFACE
(06:56:57) Mikey: I can tell!
(06:56:57) Dachande: RUN MIKEY! RUN WHILE YOU CAN"
(06:56:58) Purebreedalien: GET BACK TO OZ
(06:57:10) DJ_Pu$$yface: SHUT UP YOUR NOT EVEN A PURE BRED ALIEN
(06:57:13) Dachande: RUUUUUUUUUUUUNN! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(06:57:14) Purebreedalien: AHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(06:57:15) Aeus: TJ DOC STOP LURKING
(06:57:17) Dachande: GET TO DAH CHOPPA!
(06:57:21) Purebreedalien: GET TO DAH CHOPPPAAAAAHHHH
(06:57:34) Dachande: SHUTTUP PBA IM ARNOLD!
(06:57:36) ChatBot: Pn2501 logs into the Chat.
(06:57:41) DJ_Pu$$yface: IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT
(06:57:47) Aeus: lol
(06:57:55) Purebreedalien: SHUTTUP DACHANDE YOU'RE NAMED AFTER A WIMPY HONOURABLE BULLSHIT PREDATOR
(06:57:59) Dachande: I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND STEAL YOUR GALL BLADDER!
(06:58:13) Purebreedalien: I'LL HUNT MYSELF AND RIP OUT MY EYES
(06:58:17) Dachande: AND YOUR NAME IS STUPID!
(06:58:20) Dachande: I DARE YOU TO!
(06:58:23) Aeus: LOL
(06:58:24) Dachande: DO IT! DO IT NAO!
(06:58:25) Purebreedalien: OKAY!
(06:58:32) Purebreedalien: I CAN'T SEE HOW IS MY TYPIDNG
(06:58:35) DJ_Pu$$yface: KILL ME IM HERRE
(06:58:44) Purebreedalien: AM I MAKING MANY GRAMATICAL ERROS?
(06:58:47) Dachande: WHY ARE YOU ASKING YOUR BLIND YOU FOOL!
(06:58:49) ChatBot: Vulhala logs into the Chat.
(06:58:53) Purebreedalien: I CAN'T SEE RESPONSES ANYWAY
(06:58:56) Dachande: OH SHIT ANOTHER GMOD!
(06:58:56) Purebreedalien: I#M BLIND
(06:58:57) Aeus: YES GO BLUE TEAM
(06:58:58) DJ_Pu$$yface: NRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
(06:59:05) Dachande: ITS A TRAP!
(06:59:11) Purebreedalien: MY EYES HEALED
(06:59:12) DJ_Pu$$yface: WE CAN SAY WHATEVER WE WANT TO PUBES
(06:59:13) Dachande: INTENSIFY THE FOWARD FIREPOWER!
(06:59:14) Purebreedalien: MO FUGGA
(06:59:18) Purebreedalien: THIS IS MAD MOD MONDAY
(06:59:20) Dachande: LOL Pubes
(06:59:21) Purebreedalien: I WANT THIS EVERY DAY
(06:59:25) Purebreedalien: EVERY MONDAY
(06:59:27) Dachande: i shall call you that now
(06:59:28) Purebreedalien: ALL CAPS
(06:59:30) Purebreedalien: ALL THE TIME
(06:59:30) Aeus: ALL BATTERIES FIRE
(06:59:31) DJ_Pu$$yface: ITS TUESDAY FOOL
(06:59:34) Dachande: ALL CAPS
(06:59:36) Dachande: ALL MODS
(06:59:36) DJ_Pu$$yface: TUESDAAAAAAAAAAY
(06:59:38) Dachande: ALL THE TIME
(06:59:42) Purebreedalien: f**k YOU DACH YOU'RE YEARS BEHIND
(06:59:42) Pn2501: Lol
(06:59:48) Vulhala: GMOD POWAH!
(06:59:53) ChatBot: Hellspawn28 logs into the Chat.
(06:59:54) Dachande: THATS BECAUSE IM THE GODDAMN BATMAN!
(06:59:56) Purebreedalien: AHHHHHHHH
(06:59:57) Purebreedalien: MOAR SCREAMS
(06:59:58) DJ_Pu$$yface: GOTTA GET DOWN ON TUESDAY
(06:59:59) ChatBot: Hellspawn28 logs out of the Chat.
(07:00:01) Dachande: have fun playing outside?
(07:00:03) Aeus: yo hellspawn
(07:00:04) Dachande: lol
(07:00:05) Aeus: awwww
(07:00:08) Aeus: GOD DAMN IT
(07:00:11) Vulhala: seriously, I leave for like 5 minutes.
(07:00:14) DJ_Pu$$yface: MOAR CAOS
(07:00:16) Purebreedalien: TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE...! WITH A BOX OF SCRAAAPS!
(07:00:23) Aeus: haha
(07:00:37) Vulhala: OSHIT
(07:00:38) Dachande: I HATE YOU ALL!
(07:00:43) Vulhala: GUESS WHAT
(07:00:46) Purebreedalien: JEFF BRIDGES UP IN THIS BITCH
(07:00:53) Aeus:
(07:00:56) Dachande: OH SHIT Y'ALL!
(07:01:14) Purebreedalien: SAM MY BOY
(07:01:15) Vulhala: I read a comic today
(07:01:21) Aeus: :o
(07:01:21) Purebreedalien: THAT'S JUST LIKE YOUR OPINION MAN
(07:01:23) Vulhala: And enjoyed it
(07:01:24) Aeus: which one
(07:01:29) Dachande: I GOT A THERMAL DETONATOR HERE! SO Y'ALL STFU!
(07:01:29) Purebreedalien: OH GOOD FOR YOU
(07:01:35) Purebreedalien: I HOPE IT WAS f**kING GOOD
Quote(07:13:36) Purebreedalien: I meant it
(07:13:39) Purebreedalien: He's a duck
(07:13:41) Purebreedalien: QUACK
(07:13:43) DJ_Pu$$yface: DUCK YOU BITCH
(07:13:54) Aeus: DUCK OFF
(07:13:58) Purebreedalien: NO U
(07:14:04) DJ_Pu$$yface: DUCK YOURSELF
(07:14:09) Aeus: suck my duck homo
(07:14:13) Purebreedalien: GO QUACK OFF YOUR DUCK
(07:14:14) DJ_Pu$$yface: YOU MOTHERDUCKING ASSDUCK
(07:14:17) TJ_Doc: If you don't like duck, you're rather stuck.
Quote(07:41:37) predxeno: human-human sex is canon
(07:41:44) Purebreedalien: BAHAHA
(07:41:45) predxeno: Aeus, not canon
(07:41:47) Purebreedalien: I WANT THAT ON A SHIRT
(07:41:51) Pn2501: hhahaha
(07:41:54) DJ_Pu$$yface: Omg this screws the whole franchise
I want 'human-human sex is canon' on a shirt.
Quote(07:59:33) ChatBot: Purebreedalien logs into the Chat.
(07:59:38) Purebreedalien: Dude you f**ker XD
(07:59:44) Dachande: GTFO PUBES
(07:59:46) Purebreedalien: Sorry
(07:59:47) Purebreedalien:
(07:59:48) ChatBot: Purebreedalien has been logged out (Kicked).
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(17:31:53) Dachande: Velociraptors actually existed at some point, Deadpoll never did
(17:32:01) Purebreedalien: Deadpoll doesn't exist
(17:32:01) Aeus: whos deadpoll
(17:32:13) Dachande: Deadpools brother
(17:32:30) Aeus: Deadpools brother
(17:32:34) Aeus: Will Wadeson
(17:32:46) Purebreedalien: Will Wadeson, I lol'd
(17:33:05) Aeus: why would his brother have a different last name :D
(17:33:21) Eidotemit: His family was ashamed of him
:D
Quote(17:09:37) ChatBot: Twin_Drive_Sigma rolls 1d6 and gets 6.
(17:09:43) Twin_Drive_Sigma: HAHA!
(00:40:39) Uncanny_Psycho: http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/i (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/i)ndex.php?topic=387.new#new
(00:40:45) OmegaZilla: Badass
(00:41:00) Huol: wut
(00:41:08) OmegaZilla: and sexy
(00:41:19) First_Blood: She's so sexy.
(00:41:34) OmegaZilla: Truly
(00:42:00) Aeus: She looks a bit like a man though
(00:42:19) OmegaZilla: Dude.
(00:42:27) First_Blood: GTFO!
(00:42:39) Aeus: dat jaw
(00:42:47) Aeus: doesn't belong on a woman
(00:43:25) OmegaZilla: your opinion
(00:43:29) OmegaZilla: Doesn't belong to sense
(00:43:30) ChatBot: Space_Sweeper logs into the Chat.
(00:43:32) OmegaZilla: :P
(00:43:34) Space_Sweeper: GTFO
(00:43:38) Uncanny_Psycho: sweeps foudn ti fast
(00:43:39) Uncanny_Psycho: oh
(00:43:39) First_Blood: lol
(00:43:42) Uncanny_Psycho: speak of the devil
(00:43:44) Spaghetti: get outta here you
(00:43:46) OmegaZilla: LOL, prompt Sweeper reaction
(00:44:00) Aeus: It's a dudes jaw
(00:44:06) Aeus: be honest now
(00:44:08) Xhan: mmm
(00:44:11) Huol: he can f**king SMELL IT
(00:44:22) Xhan: good for opening beer
(00:44:29) Aeus: lawl
(00:44:45) First_Blood: You f**kin' crazy Aeus.
(20:27:47) Twin_Drive_Sigma: Guess who saw Green Lantern
(20:27:51) Aeus: you/
(20:27:57) Dachande: I WONDER WHO IT MIGHT BE!?
(20:27:58) Twin_Drive_Sigma: yep
(20:28:02) Dachande: </sarcasm>
(20:28:14) Aeus: did you like it/
(20:28:22) Twin_Drive_Sigma: Loved it
(20:28:28) Twin_Drive_Sigma: And I'm a Marvel
(20:28:38) Aeus: It was shit.
(20:28:53) Twin_Drive_Sigma: Well it was definitely a turn your brain off movie
(20:29:08) Shobidoo: That bad Aeus?
(20:29:30) OmegaZilla: I'm gonna watch it anyway
(20:29:34) Twin_Drive_Sigma: And I won't lie, the dialogue was kind of corny at times.
(20:29:42) OmegaZilla dodges a bat-boomerang thrown by Aeus
(20:29:43) Aeus: yeah its a turd.
(20:29:46) Dachande: worse than AvPR?
(20:29:46) Twin_Drive_Sigma: The effects were SOOOOOOOOOOOOO Amazing
(20:29:56) Aeus: A BAT BOOMERANG
(20:30:00) Aeus: seriously dude...
(20:30:10) Aeus:
(20:30:15) OmegaZilla: You have bat everything
(20:30:18) Shobidoo: I figured it was shit. It looked like shit, and it smelled like shit.
(20:30:19) OmegaZilla: Even Bat toilet paper
(20:30:27) Aeus: Its called a Batarang
(20:30:32) Aeus:
(20:30:45) OmegaZilla dodges the batmobile thrown by Aeus
(20:31:04) Aeus: I can throw cars. I'm hench as f**k
(20:32:11) OmegaZilla: Dude, n-
(20:32:16) OmegaZilla dodges another car
(20:32:21) Shobidoo: Call in your ward
(20:32:38) OmegaZilla: Stop, stop! Everyone is free to see what he wants to see at the cin-
(20:32:38) Dachande rubs over Omega from behind
(20:32:42) Dachande: oh jesus
(20:32:42) OmegaZilla is hit by a truck
(20:32:44) Dachande: i meant runs
(20:32:47) Dachande: I MEAN RUNS
(20:32:52) Aeus: nice one dach
(20:32:55) OmegaZilla: Ok Dachande
(20:32:57) Dachande: im gonna leave now...
(20:33:05) OmegaZilla: You can now BACK AWAY
(20:33:07) Dachande: STUPID HANDS
(20:33:08) OmegaZilla: FROM ME
(20:33:09) OmegaZilla: NOW
(20:33:10) ChatBot: AliceApocalypse logs into the Chat.
(20:33:16) OmegaZilla: You creepyf**k
(20:33:18) OmegaZilla: Hey Alice
(20:33:19) Twin_Drive_Sigma: hiz
(20:33:25) Dachande: I'm a mod dammit, i'll do what i want!
(20:33:26) AliceApocalypse: hi
(20:33:32) OmegaZilla: You creepy mod!
(20:33:43) OmegaZilla: AvPG should control its mods' paraphilias
(20:33:44) Dachande: i was moderating before you could even read1
(20:33:47) OmegaZilla: D:
(20:34:00) OmegaZilla: You were a pervert before I could read!
(20:34:08) Dachande: so was Aeus
(20:34:12) Dachande: we all were
(20:34:16) Dachande: thats why were mods
(20:34:18) AliceApocalypse: not me
(20:34:34) OmegaZilla: But Aeus didn't... rub over me from behind
(20:34:38) OmegaZilla: You twisted f**k!
(20:34:46) Shobidoo: Hai Alive
(20:34:47) Aeus: I did
(20:34:53) Aeus: I just didn't declare it
(20:34:55) Shobidoo: *Alive
(20:35:01) Shobidoo: *Alice
(20:35:06) Shobidoo: f**k WHY IS V NEXT TO C
(20:35:07) AliceApocalypse: lol hi shobi
(20:35:07) OmegaZilla: f**k, that's why I have that blister on my foot
(20:35:44) OmegaZilla: You mods, you pervs.
Quote(10:24:25) ChatBot: Spaghetti logs into the Chat.
(10:24:47) DJ_Pu$$yface: I'm going to have me some spaghetti
(10:24:56) Spaghetti: OH NO YOU DONT
(10:25:10) Spaghetti: shits illegal son
(10:25:37) DJ_Pu$$yface: MAH SPAGHETTI BITHC
(10:25:53) DJ_Pu$$yface: OM NOM NOM
(10:26:02) Spaghetti: aw f**k
Omega Destroyer says
I'll let you guess my name
What is it?
Eric Hanson says
Is it Wilbur Whatley?
:D love ya Monolith.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Omega Destroyer says
I've always loved that shot of the Rex roaring at Grant like it was saying 'THE f**k DO YOU WANT, BITCH'
Rishon Marrell Cox says
"HEY, OVER HERE! HEY!"
"Nah what the f**k is SO important, BITCH!?"
Omega Destroyer says
"This cool light is important!"
"Oh cool light cool light"
Quote from: DUB1 on Jun 25, 2011, 03:47:22 PM
When it comes to female Predators' breasts having a purpose, it doesn't have to be equivalent to breastfeeding. They could be used to eject some sort of venom, for instance (now I can see some lame jokes being made about that). Males could also do that, but their venom wouldn't be as strong. The idea being that the female's superior venom is used to protect herself and her children.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn0.knowyourmeme.com%2Fi%2F000%2F085%2F283%2Foriginal%2Fphilosoraptor.jpg&hash=6e6ae9c05731431566e90b7bfb76ee22e7a2b859)
Quote from: RagingDragon on Jun 26, 2011, 01:11:48 AM
Quote from: DUB1 on Jun 25, 2011, 03:47:22 PM
When it comes to female Predators' breasts having a purpose, it doesn't have to be equivalent to breastfeeding. They could be used to eject some sort of venom, for instance (now I can see some lame jokes being made about that). Males could also do that, but their venom wouldn't be as strong. The idea being that the female's superior venom is used to protect herself and her children.
http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/085/283/original/philosoraptor.jpg
I lol'd, I lol'd HARD. :laugh:
Quote from: DUB1 on Jun 25, 2011, 03:47:22 PM
When it comes to female Predators' breasts having a purpose, it doesn't have to be equivalent to breastfeeding. They could be used to eject some sort of venom, for instance (now I can see some lame jokes being made about that). Males could also do that, but their venom wouldn't be as strong. The idea being that the female's superior venom is used to protect herself and her children.
WTF?!
Predxeno WTF'd! The prophecy is coming true!
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jun 26, 2011, 03:06:42 AM
Predxeno WTF'd! The prophecy is coming true!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.walkenworks.com%2Fp44a.jpg&hash=487ededd4270fb00c3628f14e8537017022d22e7)
So I may have gotten a little stir crazy in the chat all alone.
Quote(01:40:08) Cap._Fitzgerald: Cake and peanuts and strawberrys
(01:40:12) Cap._Fitzgerald: Hmmm
(01:40:17) Cap._Fitzgerald: Oh yeah and milk
(01:40:22) Cap._Fitzgerald: Ot tampico
(01:40:29) Cap._Fitzgerald: f**k yeah
(01:40:47) Cap._Fitzgerald: Tampico would go gorram great with that
(01:41:05) Cap._Fitzgerald: Lets let the dice decide
(01:41:28) Cap._Fitzgerald: Above 4 tampico goes good with it
(01:41:34) Cap._Fitzgerald: Below... It doesn't
(01:41:38) ChatBot: Cap._Fitzgerald rolls 1d6 and gets 4.
(01:41:51) Cap._Fitzgerald: TAMPICO GOES GOOD WITH IT
(01:41:55) Cap._Fitzgerald: Booom
(01:42:55) Cap._Fitzgerald: Now.... Should I draw a Boba Fett in a Pirate hat with a parrot?
(01:43:00) Cap._Fitzgerald: Same rules apply
(01:43:04) ChatBot: Cap._Fitzgerald rolls 1d6 and gets 4.
(01:43:11) Cap._Fitzgerald: A YES?
(01:43:18) Cap._Fitzgerald: It will be done
(01:43:52) Cap._Fitzgerald: Should I draw Olivia Wilde in a suit of Spartan armor killing an elite?
(01:43:57) Cap._Fitzgerald: Same rules aplly
(01:44:03) ChatBot: Cap._Fitzgerald rolls 1d6 and gets 6.
(01:44:11) Cap._Fitzgerald: Bahahaha
(01:44:23) Cap._Fitzgerald: A six? It really wants that
(01:44:28) Cap._Fitzgerald: IT WILL BE DONE
(01:45:08) Cap._Fitzgerald: Hmmm... Should I draw batman (ala dark knight) fighting Duke Nukem over a volcano?
(01:45:17) Cap._Fitzgerald: Same rules apply
(01:45:21) ChatBot: Cap._Fitzgerald rolls 1d6 and gets 3.
(01:45:26) Cap._Fitzgerald: OOOH
(01:45:35) Cap._Fitzgerald: It appears I won't draw that
(01:45:59) Cap._Fitzgerald: How about over a T Rex infested pit?
(01:46:08) Cap._Fitzgerald: same rules apply
(01:46:11) ChatBot: Cap._Fitzgerald rolls 1d6 and gets 5.
(01:46:25) Cap._Fitzgerald: IT HAS CHOSEN
(01:46:35) Cap._Fitzgerald: IT WILL BE DONE
I saw you there, but you gone... :(
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jun 26, 2011, 03:06:42 AM
Predxeno WTF'd! The prophecy is coming true!
Quickly! To the shelter!
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jun 28, 2011, 12:20:40 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 28, 2011, 07:21:17 AM
recommend it to anyone that wants to see blue people and orange people fight ;D.
http://justreveal.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/neytiri.jpg
http://www.pecanpiegazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/oompa.jpg
Fight!
Epic find is epic.
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jul 03, 2011, 04:57:23 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 03, 2011, 04:55:51 PM
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jul 03, 2011, 04:54:36 PM
http://images.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Popcorn-10-George-Costanza.gif
Can I have some? I'd rather not get more involved. :D
http://i923.photobucket.com/albums/ad77/twilightobsession2007/GIFthrowpopcorn.gif
:laugh:
That was perfect. :D
Quote
(06:23:54) DJ_Pu$$yface: I WANT YOU OFF THE f**kING SET YOU PRICK!
(06:24:06) Purebreedalien: NO U
(06:24:33) DJ_Pu$$yface: YOU WANT ME TO TRASH YOUR LIGHTS?! YOU WANT ME TO TRASH EM?!
(06:24:48) Purebreedalien: Go for it bro
(06:25:17) DJ_Pu$$yface trashes Pubes lights
(06:25:43) Purebreedalien wishes he could kick Pussyface for calling him 'Pubes'
(06:26:10) DJ_Pu$$yface: Oh gooooood for you
(06:26:38) Purebreedalien calls Aeus for back-up
(06:26:42) DJ_Pu$$yface hates salvation
(06:27:18) Purebreedalien: I liked Forbidden Planet's life size Boba Fett bust they had in the window
(06:27:24) Purebreedalien: That shit was awesome
(06:27:36) Aeus: hang on
(06:27:37) Aeus: reading shit
(06:27:42) Purebreedalien: k
(06:27:45) Aeus: no backup availiable
(06:27:47) Purebreedalien: Is it brown?
(06:28:04) DJ_Pu$$yface: Then why the f**K are you walking right through? Ah-da-da-dah, like this in the background. What the f**k is it with you?
Quote from: OmegaZilla on May 25, 2010, 02:49:34 PM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 25, 2010, 02:46:22 PM
What is GFW?
Godzilla Final Whor.... er, War.
Honestly forgot I posted this. :D
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 08, 2011, 05:29:22 PM
::)
I tihnk pronouncing the two actors from last names from the poster will probably be more exciting than watching the movie.
Haha, thanks, OZ. Just stating the truth over there :)
Not my fault if you keep earning it!
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 08, 2011, 06:00:34 PM
I'm getting sick of that Asylum, making me look all bad and stuff. Their movies...they give me nightmares...
(22:06:41) OmegaZilla: Jockey
(22:06:45) OmegaZilla: Have ya seen my stuff?
(22:07:50) ChatBot: MrSpaceJockey has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:07:55) OmegaZilla: ...
(22:08:01) Shobidoo: He hates you so much he logged out
(22:08:09) OmegaZilla: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(22:08:12) OmegaZilla: :-(
(22:08:23) Salt_The_Fries: haha
(22:09:33) Xenodog: :D
(22:09:37) Ghost_Rider: I'm still Omega.
(22:09:40) Ghost_Rider: *here
(22:09:49) OmegaZilla: Yes.
(22:09:56) OmegaZilla: I was referring to Jockey
(22:09:58) Ghost_Rider: :-)
(22:10:41) OmegaZilla: Hey though dudes
(22:11:16) OmegaZilla: I've made a DeviantArt accountr
(22:11:18) OmegaZilla: *account
(22:11:33) Xenodog: Cool
(22:11:54) Ghost_Rider: Awesome.
(22:11:57) OmegaZilla: If you're interested
(22:11:58) OmegaZilla: http://omegazilla.deviantart.com (http://omegazilla.deviantart.com)/
(22:12:10) Salt_The_Fries: thanks
(22:12:14) Xenodog: My gawd they're all awful.
(22:12:26) OmegaZilla: Oh.
*Giggle*
QuoteOmega says:
I'm burning for the desire to watch this film.
:laugh:
(23:53:36) predxeno: u know, they should have let 3rd party game be made on the wii, just use a gamecube controller instead of motion control
that way even serious gamers could get the wii and not be disappointed
:laugh:
I...what... bahaahahaa!!
QuotePUBA says
Back
Yeah, memories of being 1 and 2, suuuuuure.
shobi martin says
some can remember being a sperm
PUBA says
Some can remember the uphill struggle against their bretheren to fertilise that egg
shobi martin says
We lost many men that day
But it was them
or me
PUBA says
The 5th Semen Battalion lost tens of thousands.
shobi martin says
My best sperm friend died in my arms.
PUBA says
You had arms?
you mutant freak
shobi martin says
Died in my tail
PUBA says
That poor bretheren
shobi martin says
Lets take a moment of silence for all those sperm out there that didnt make it.
PUBA says
Indeed. *salutes*
shobi martin says
Did we just have a conversation about a sperm that didnt have any gay jokes?
PUBA says
Yep, and we're all the better for it
shobi martin says
Gay
PUBA says
Homosexual
:laugh:
From a couple days ago, on XBox.
Fitz: I wish my hammer was a machine gun.
Then there are the comments about "special food" form me, Fitz, and Hicks, but I can't remember them exactly.
QuoteQuote from: Aeus on Jul 12, 2011, 01:41:32 PM
http://uk.ign.com/face-off/marvel-vs-dc (http://uk.ign.com/face-off/marvel-vs-dc)
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 12, 2011, 01:43:43 PM
Quote from: Aeus on Jul 12, 2011, 01:41:32 PM
http://uk.ign.com/face-off/marvel-vs-dc (http://uk.ign.com/face-off/marvel-vs-dc)
M A R V E L
Quote from: Huol on Jul 12, 2011, 02:08:37 PM
DC has batman.
Quote from: Aeus on Jul 12, 2011, 02:10:53 PM
I don't read Harry Potter because he's published by Bloomsbury.
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 12, 2011, 02:13:02 PM
Quote from: Huol on Jul 12, 2011, 02:08:37 PM
DC has batman.
Marvel are winning on everything apart from TV currently so I guess Batman isn't such a deciding factor after all. :P
Quote from: Huol on Jul 12, 2011, 02:14:29 PM
People are stupid.
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 12, 2011, 02:15:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVCtkzIXYzQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVCtkzIXYzQ#)
Quote from: Aeus on Jul 12, 2011, 02:16:46 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 12, 2011, 02:13:02 PM
Quote from: Huol on Jul 12, 2011, 02:08:37 PM
DC has batman.
Marvel are winning on everything apart from TV currently so I guess Batman isn't such a deciding factor after all. :P
>implying the Joker hasn't rigged the votes to torment Batman.
Quote from: Huol on Jul 12, 2011, 02:17:17 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 12, 2011, 02:15:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVCtkzIXYzQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVCtkzIXYzQ#)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08#)
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 12, 2011, 02:18:20 PM
Quote from: Huol on Jul 12, 2011, 02:17:17 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 12, 2011, 02:15:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVCtkzIXYzQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVCtkzIXYzQ#)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08#)
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/troll.jpg
Quote from: Aeus on Jul 12, 2011, 02:21:05 PM
DC and Marvel are way too mainstream for me.
Quote from: Huol on Jul 12, 2011, 02:23:21 PM
Quote from: Aeus on Jul 12, 2011, 02:21:05 PM
DC and Marvel are way too mainstream for me.
I only read comics printed on 1920s records, in french.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H3o8r7JgGY# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H3o8r7JgGY#)
Quote from: Laufey on Jul 12, 2011, 02:24:53 PM
Quote from: Aeus on Jul 12, 2011, 01:41:32 PMhttp://uk.ign.com/face-off/marvel-vs-dc (http://uk.ign.com/face-off/marvel-vs-dc)
Heroes: Marvel
While I do love a classic superhero like Superman, most of the characters that I like are from Marvel. Not to mention that the line between good and evil are for the most of the time very clear in DC, while Marvel has more of a grey scale. That makes most of heroes more interesting in my opinion.
Villains: Marvel
I can't really think of any DC villain that I've really liked so far. I mean, there are plenty of good ones in DC, but no one that really captured me the way that the Marvel villains has. Magneto, Loki and some of the Spider-Man villains (Venom, Hobgoblin, Kraven, Lizard) being my favorites.
Games: Marvel
I admit, this isn't really my thing, seeing as how I'm not much of a gamer. I really liked The Avengers and X-Men for Sega Genesis though. Ultimate Spider-Man was also pretty cool and I really liked Spider-Man (2000) as well.
TV: DC
Well, this was easy. DC has some amazing animated shows, like Batman and Superman. I also loved Lois & Clark as a kid. It's been a while since I saw it though, so I don't know if it still holds up as well. Marvel has some good shows as well, a favorite being The Spectacular Spider-Man.
Movies: Marvel
DC has some great movies as well (Batman Begins, V for Vendetta, Superman, Batman '89), but Marvel is unique with their MCU. Every part of it has been good so far and even before that Marvel had some really good movies (Punisher, Spider-Man, X-Men, Blade II).
Part 2QuoteQuote from: Aeus on Jul 12, 2011, 02:26:31 PM
oh god
oh god
mustresist
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 12, 2011, 02:28:42 PM
Quote from: Huol on Jul 12, 2011, 02:23:21 PM
Quote from: Aeus on Jul 12, 2011, 02:21:05 PM
DC and Marvel are way too mainstream for me.
I only read comics printed on 1920s records, in french.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H3o8r7JgGY# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H3o8r7JgGY#)
I only read cave drawings.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FEmpire051.jpg&hash=bf7e81b994bb29c1deb1742cff82187b84e8a686)
Quote from: Aeus on Jul 12, 2011, 02:29:30 PM
goddamit laufey
goddamit
http://images.wikia.com/marvel_dc/images/0/00/Atrocitus2.jpg
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Quote from: Laufey on Jul 12, 2011, 02:34:44 PM
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Quote from: Aeus on Jul 12, 2011, 02:37:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgkVIV_7DFU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgkVIV_7DFU#)
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 12, 2011, 02:38:43 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qzhLE6hBVyM/SQDufNYD3YI/AAAAAAAAAB0/bw53znrxSYM/s400/emperorGrins.jpg
Pfft. i was trolling mods before it was cool.
Quote(16:15:15) Huol: i saw a dude hang himself on cam once
(16:15:20) Aeus: 12 oclock weetabix
(16:15:21) Aeus: mhhmm
(16:15:27) Huol: shiit
(16:15:46) Shobidoo: Did it make you saaaaaaaaaaaaad?
(16:16:05) Pn2501: autoeroticasphixiation
(16:16:06) Huol: he turned blue
(16:16:19) Shobidoo: Light or dark blue?
(16:16:23) Space_Sweeper: Was it David Carradine type hanging or Sadam Huissein type hanging?
(16:16:27) Huol: kinda purply
(16:16:32) Huol: carradine
(16:16:35) Shobidoo: Im gonna make a space ship
(16:16:38) Space_Sweeper: ah fuq
(16:16:39) Huol: he used his curtain pole thing to hang from
(16:16:40) Pn2501: the only way to go
(16:16:46) Shobidoo: Did he look like he regretted it?
(16:16:51) Huol: not really he was sort of dead
Cos' I'm a sucker for that dark humor.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jul 13, 2011, 11:18:45 PM
Quote(16:15:15) Huol: i saw a dude hang himself on cam once
(16:15:20) Aeus: 12 oclock weetabix
(16:15:21) Aeus: mhhmm
(16:15:27) Huol: shiit
(16:15:46) Shobidoo: Did it make you saaaaaaaaaaaaad?
(16:16:05) Pn2501: autoeroticasphixiation
(16:16:06) Huol: he turned blue
(16:16:19) Shobidoo: Light or dark blue?
(16:16:23) Space_Sweeper: Was it David Carradine type hanging or Sadam Huissein type hanging?
(16:16:27) Huol: kinda purply
(16:16:32) Huol: carradine
(16:16:35) Shobidoo: Im gonna make a space ship
(16:16:38) Space_Sweeper: ah fuq
(16:16:39) Huol: he used his curtain pole thing to hang from
(16:16:40) Pn2501: the only way to go
(16:16:46) Shobidoo: Did he look like he regretted it?
(16:16:51) Huol: not really he was sort of dead
Cos' I'm a sucker for that dark humor.
:D
Quotei can't understand because I'm spanish , so i party XD
Jacc is my hero
Quote from: Aeus on Jul 16, 2011, 12:09:48 AM
Quotei can't understand because I'm spanish , so i party XD
Jacc is my hero
dat logic.
dat
f**kin' logic.
He's the hero AVPGalaxy deserves.
Quote from: Xenodog on Jul 08, 2011, 09:16:42 PM
(22:06:41) OmegaZilla: Jockey
(22:06:45) OmegaZilla: Have ya seen my stuff?
(22:07:50) ChatBot: MrSpaceJockey has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:07:55) OmegaZilla: ...
(22:08:01) Shobidoo: He hates you so much he logged out
Spoiler
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Whyyyyy do you always quote yourself?
because he's so funny nobody noticed.
I normally, I would praise him from bringing it to the forefront here but... ehhhh...
Not only that, but he kept spamming that Anusman shit over and over. Nobody could have a conversation.
Good thing I can boot people I guess.
...Yeah, I'd say that'd be an appropriate time to use that ability.
Goddammit, Pussycakes.
Don't you have to be at least thirteen years old to register?
if you're old enough to lie, you're old enough to post.
Judging from that last post here, you still are.
if we're allowed to post our own quotes...
f**k! so many great moments lost!
Quote from: DJ Pu$$yface on Jul 17, 2011, 12:05:27 AM
Quote from: scarhunter92 on Jul 16, 2011, 11:08:54 PM
QuoteYes but it is not a master piece
Who the f**k would expect a Transformers movie to be a masterpiece? Of course it's not!
I mean, the most recent movie I recall calling a masterpiece (10/10) is The Return of the King. And that came out in 2003...
Wake me up when someone achieves that level of filmmaking again.
Inception?
Source Code?
Sanctum?
Paul?
Now
that's a quote.
Sanctum does not have the pleasure of sharing the same company as Inception. Surely you jest?
I've only seen Inception and Paul from that list. :laugh:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 21, 2009, 05:48:58 AM
We gotta make a "AvPGalaxy Forum Quotes" thread.. that should definately be in it.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 23, 2009, 12:36:44 AM
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I've been on a personal no-masturbation adventure for 6 days now... and with all of this posting like Olga Kurylenko, Eva Green, and now Leah Dizon.. it's hard (no pun intended). I don't even know why I'm doing it. It's just a person test of strength? What? Hmm? Losing mind? No! Hahaha! I'm fine! ...FFFUUUUUUUU-
(Trivia: First post of his I've ever read when first sneaking up in the site)
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Apr 23, 2010, 12:20:17 AM
Let us now collectively decide to forget it, on the count of three.
One.
Two.
Three!
(Whoever guesses that reference correctly gains my temporary respect!)
ha, Marines. There's not enough love for you.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jul 21, 2011, 11:03:42 AMQuote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 23, 2009, 12:36:44 AM
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I've been on a personal no-masturbation adventure for 6 days now... and with all of this posting like Olga Kurylenko, Eva Green, and now Leah Dizon.. it's hard (no pun intended). I don't even know why I'm doing it. It's just a person test of strength? What? Hmm? Losing mind? No! Hahaha! I'm fine! ...FFFUUUUUUUU-
(Trivia: First post of his I've ever read when first sneaking up in the site)
Oh god, I remember that. :laugh:
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jul 21, 2011, 11:03:42 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 23, 2009, 12:36:44 AM
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I've been on a personal no-masturbation adventure for 6 days now... and with all of this posting like Olga Kurylenko, Eva Green, and now Leah Dizon.. it's hard (no pun intended). I don't even know why I'm doing it. It's just a person test of strength? What? Hmm? Losing mind? No! Hahaha! I'm fine! ...FFFUUUUUUUU-
(Trivia: First post of his I've ever read when first sneaking up in the site)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent6.flixster.com%2Fquestion%2F62%2F36%2F57%2F6236572_std.jpg&hash=3cb88a8c2a5e67929ce0c9c5f7f942159a3462cc)
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Just reading the responses, Christ, Galaxy as loosened up since then.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jul 21, 2011, 12:49:14 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jul 21, 2011, 11:03:42 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 23, 2009, 12:36:44 AM
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I've been on a personal no-masturbation adventure for 6 days now... and with all of this posting like Olga Kurylenko, Eva Green, and now Leah Dizon.. it's hard (no pun intended). I don't even know why I'm doing it. It's just a person test of strength? What? Hmm? Losing mind? No! Hahaha! I'm fine! ...FFFUUUUUUUU-
(Trivia: First post of his I've ever read when first sneaking up in the site)
http://content6.flixster.com/question/62/36/57/6236572_std.jpg
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Just reading the responses, Christ, Galaxy as loosened up since then.
Gold! I went on one of those missions. Lasted about 3 weeks. Mind you we had dial up back then you dig?
Also good to see the galaxy has moved out of the dark ages since then.
I'd imagine the screeching roar of the dial-up connecting would be quite the turn-off. :laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0#)
Oh the un-sexy nostalgia...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv6BimHxkI4# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv6BimHxkI4#)
Pretty much summed it up
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jul 21, 2011, 01:24:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0#)
Ha, the memories...
Quote from: Ghostface on Jul 21, 2011, 01:29:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv6BimHxkI4# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv6BimHxkI4#)
Pretty much summed it up
:laugh:
Another blast of nostalgia, when The Simpsons was hilarious and relevant...
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jul 21, 2011, 01:30:42 PM
Quote from: Ghostface on Jul 21, 2011, 01:29:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv6BimHxkI4# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv6BimHxkI4#)
Pretty much summed it up
:laugh:
Another blast of nostalgia, when The Simpsons was hilarious and relevant...
Its sad to think they were pushed aside to make room for Family guy who has now also suffered the same fate. And so the cycle continues.
Quote from: Ghostface on Jul 21, 2011, 01:31:50 PM
Its sad to think they were pushed aside to make room for Family guy who has now also suffered the same fate.
Same fate?
Was never hilarious nor relevant.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jul 21, 2011, 01:32:38 PM
Quote from: Ghostface on Jul 21, 2011, 01:31:50 PM
Its sad to think they were pushed aside to make room for Family guy who has now also suffered the same fate.
Same fate?
Was never hilarious nor relevant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq1f3Hr03fQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq1f3Hr03fQ#)
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jul 21, 2011, 11:03:42 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 23, 2009, 12:36:44 AM
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I've been on a personal no-masturbation adventure for 6 days now... and with all of this posting like Olga Kurylenko, Eva Green, and now Leah Dizon.. it's hard (no pun intended). I don't even know why I'm doing it. It's just a person test of strength? What? Hmm? Losing mind? No! Hahaha! I'm fine! ...FFFUUUUUUUU-
(Trivia: First post of his I've ever read when first sneaking up in the site)
Oh my God! I just read all those comments. You guys certainly were anti-Sweeper, weren't you :P
Just picking on the new kid. Tough guys that they are.
They just didn't appreciate my no-holds-barred enthusiasm that everybody seems to have grown accustomed to by this juncture. :P
QuoteQuote from: Xhan on Dec 23, 2009, 04:03:07 PM
If by delicious you mean creepy obsessed stalker, then yes.
Hahaha
awww :laugh:
Quote from: SiL on Jul 23, 2011, 08:57:29 AM
It's IMDb. It's bullshit.
Even if it were true, just it being on IMDb has caused history to rewrite itself to make it false.
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jul 25, 2011, 10:12:46 PM
Roy Batty, Dave Bowman, Carl Sagan.
Spokesmen for contact lenses, nose jobs, and dental hygiene repsectively.
This just cracked me up. :laugh:
Went through some old chat logs of mine.
QuoteJess J. L. says:
How old are you?
Jack says:
15.
Almost 16.
Jess J. L. says:
Sweet lord
I thought I was talking to Jesus.
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 27, 2011, 09:45:58 PM
Huh. A lot of my friends must be fat, annoying, antisocial whales. Oh wait, none of them are! That means I'm not in real life... Oh God...
Where are all the whales...
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/problem.png
Quote from: maddriver on Jul 28, 2011, 10:20:26 AM
and xenomorph spelled backwards is hpromonex
sounds like the name of a drug.
From AvP:War Reborn (http://s4.zetaboards.com/AvpWAR/index/)
Purebreedalien: Predxeno you retconned my explosion
Purebreedalien: I'm sad
Predxeno: if u read my earlier posts
Predxeno: it already said i was in a hiding spot
Predxeno: u retconned the plotline i was going to make with that
Purebreedalien: But you didn't say wher-
Predxeno: good poitn
Purebreedalien: How can I retcon a plotline that didn't exist?
:D
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 28, 2011, 04:50:29 PM
From AvP:War Reborn (http://s4.zetaboards.com/AvpWAR/index/)
Purebreedalien: Predxeno you retconned my explosion
Purebreedalien: I'm sad
Predxeno: if u read my earlier posts
Predxeno: it already said i was in a hiding spot
Predxeno: u retconned the plotline i was going to make with that
Purebreedalien: But you didn't say wher-
Predxeno: good poitn
Purebreedalien: How can I retcon a plotline that didn't exist?
:D
Great stuff. :laugh:
Quote from: RazorSlash on Jan 22, 2011, 06:00:10 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jan 22, 2011, 12:53:59 PM
Quote from: Ghostface on Jan 22, 2011, 12:08:39 AM
OK, who voted for Pussyface?
http://juvienation.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/080125-bully-vmed1pwidec.jpg
Whoever he is, we'll find him.
http://mvbg.wikispaces.com/file/view/angry-mob.bmp/109151923/angry-mob.bmp
http://bukk.it/hidinghomer.gif
Hahahaha I remember that blasphemy.
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 17, 2011, 03:39:03 AM
if you're old enough to lie, you're old enough to post.
:D
The year, 1996, age 5, at the store.
Cashier: What is that under your shirt?
Me: Nothing.
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on May 19, 2011, 03:55:50 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on May 19, 2011, 03:50:29 AM
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on May 19, 2011, 03:12:09 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on May 19, 2011, 03:01:51 AM
Neuromancer
Case:
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Shia LaBeouf
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgossilicious.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F05%2Fshialabeoufunderwear.jpg&hash=03e7fc05d23b3c7072beced885c3a38ea21c16eb)
Molly:
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Boxxy
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdailyfaceblog.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F11%2Fboxxy_sweet11.jpg%3Fw%3D447%26amp%3Bh%3D349&hash=93fdc780d602174458c317bd89d227dd189b235b)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_MJtP9V5Tdxk%2FTTTMLzkUyII%2FAAAAAAAAAH4%2FFd0TTZTFlJk%2Fs1600%2FCannonMolly.jpg&hash=28f9320edfaf47754cff35100b750494d94e736a)
The Finn:
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Vince Shlomi (AKA ShamWOW! Guy)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffranklinstripfanatics.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F09%2Fvince_shlomi_mug_shot1.jpg&hash=59506131518e4f9fd4417f5680400c5497752a83)
Riviera:
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Cillian Murphy
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimstars.aufeminin.com%2Fstars%2Ffan%2Fcillian-murphy%2Fcillian-murphy-20070704-279345.jpg&hash=6bb9a2273dcd04164fe0e2a2774f0e47a0cea34e)
Armitage:
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shit sorry
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Tom Wiseau
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcrowdfusion.myspacecdn.com%2Fmedia%2Fthe-room-trailer-dark-knight-style-directed-by-tommy-wiseau-christopher-nolan-621x322.jpg&hash=1516ee41a4b5f36f2a740970a4821a1ff083f010)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7dlwseXVn0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7dlwseXVn0#)
Neuromancer
Case:
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_FzeUu9I_ivs%2FSqjHvfeUqDI%2FAAAAAAAAAgU%2F3cHQDPNN9-A%2Fs400%2F2009.June.Esquire.Pg113.jpg&hash=5f48523449cb5d79305495a4671b2d101282ec93)
Molly:
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Olivia Wilde
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbrianorndorf.typepad.com%2F.a%2F6a00e54ee7b64288330147e376123b970b-500wi&hash=858c88a227e8db07eaec21133398ab78807d779d)
The Finn:
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Steve Buscemi
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.howmuchdotheyweigh.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F05%2FSteve-Buscemi.jpg&hash=05858aa0f922de0bcdb68f118dc4ac496d6a8b43)
Riviera:
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James Callis
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fseattletimes.nwsource.com%2FABPub%2F2011%2F03%2F25%2F2014597334.jpg&hash=02ed01674e217f7788e4e2653b321d14079be55f)
Linda Lee:
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Grace Park
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cbc.ca%2Fgfx%2Fimages%2Farts%2Fphotos%2F2009%2F10%2F05%2Fgrace-park.jpg&hash=7204ec0ad282c1791553848198c58ae8e52df6c6)
Dixie:
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James Woods
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwwwimage.cbs.com%2Fcms%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2Fprimetime%2Fshark%2Fbio%2Fjames_woods.jpg&hash=ac453dda058132b130ea46fd99a0b8faee7a3223)
Armitage:
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Michael Biehn
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi304.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn167%2FZombified_Chicken%2Fmichael_biehn_pic.jpg&hash=54132be86d6811b68d9b78013a9b622b2b9df924)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hy6S7urCZM#noexternalembed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hy6S7urCZM#noexternalembed)
Quote from: Laufey on Nov 28, 2010, 01:19:43 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 28, 2010, 01:18:04 AM
Still tallying them votes. The nominees will be up tonight unless my head explodes and a piece of shrapnel flies and castrates me.
http://www.tgdaily.com/sites/default/files/stock/article_images/misc/jedimindtrickbenkenobi.jpg
You won't be needing any sleep tonight.
:laugh:
Ben Kenobi, I love you.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 23, 2010, 02:10:02 AM
Since I know TJ Doc and SpaceMarines are into this kinda thing...
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi49.tinypic.com%2F2u8dtkw.jpg&hash=b8dcda4e2ebad2d4b7b40f9aee11682082c804db)
Click for Hi-res version. (http://i49.tinypic.com/2u8dtkw.jpg)
And then...
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 23, 2010, 02:24:57 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jan 23, 2010, 02:23:55 AM
I'm still wondering where my credit is! >:(
You were the sperm bank donor! ;)
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jan 23, 2010, 02:38:56 AM
This raises questions.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 23, 2010, 03:11:04 AM
Me and your father didn't wan't to tell you!
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jan 23, 2010, 03:29:35 AM
So... what am I exactly? ???
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 23, 2010, 03:33:03 AM
The answers await you in this link: ENTER. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1WWpKEPdT4&feature=related)
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jan 23, 2010, 03:35:05 AM
You're dead to me. >:(
Quote from: First Blood on Aug 02, 2011, 04:09:09 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 02, 2011, 03:50:21 AM
I'll try, might be hard.
Theres one cookie left, if someone doesn't take it in 5 minutes I'll take it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mayCvk2P4f0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mayCvk2P4f0#)
This is some pretty dark shit :laugh::
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(21:06:08) Bad_Replicant: I'm eight years old
(21:06:20) Space_Sweeper: (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/chat/img/emoticons/monkey.png)
(21:06:32) Space_Sweeper: Do you like plush bears, young man?
(21:06:43) Bad_Replicant: I live for plush bears
(21:06:54) Space_Sweeper: Do you like rides in vans?
(21:07:46) Space_Sweeper: (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/chat/img/emoticons/warning.png)
(21:08:02) Space_Sweeper: Hey (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/chat/img/emoticons/warning.png) little (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/chat/img/emoticons/warning.png) boy. (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/chat/img/emoticons/warning.png)
(21:08:09) Bad_Replicant: I like white vans
(21:08:12) Bad_Replicant: and candy
(21:08:26) Space_Sweeper: Holy shit, this kid is making this a walk in the park.
(21:08:29) Space_Sweeper: I mean
(21:08:41) Space_Sweeper: Here, breathe in on this rag.
(21:08:52) Bad_Replicant: LOVE strangers
(21:08:56) Bad_Replicant: Oh boy, a rag!
(21:09:14) Bad_Replicant: (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/chat/img/emoticons/confused.png)
(21:09:15) ChatBot: thespiderman209 has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:09:16) Space_Sweeper: I'm a candy sampler, and this rag contains a new kind of bubblegum flavor.
(21:09:28) Space_Sweeper: Just a bit more, sonny.
(21:09:35) Space_Sweeper: You like the taste?
(21:09:55) Bad_Replicant: It tastes like... sleep
(21:10:28) Bad_Replicant: auuuuugghhhhhh
(21:10:30) Bad_Replicant: .
(21:12:32) Bad_Replicant: where's the imminent child rape emoticon
(21:12:38) Space_Sweeper: (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/chat/img/emoticons/devilish.png)
(21:12:51) Space_Sweeper: ...
(21:13:05) Space_Sweeper: -Suddenly-
(21:13:53) Space_Sweeper: FREEZE, MAN-BOY-LOVE-ASSOCIATION-TAKE-DOWN-UNIT [MBLATDU], GET ON THE GROUND, MOTHEf**kER!
(21:13:56) Space_Sweeper: (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/chat/img/emoticons/error.png)
(21:14:18) Space_Sweeper: And the boy lived happily ever after. Until he turned 18 and shot himself.
(21:14:35) Space_Sweeper: The Aristocrats!
(21:15:24) Bad_Replicant: hey, that was fun
(21:15:30) Bad_Replicant: we should do it every wednesday
(21:16:10) Bad_Replicant: it could be like, our regular wednesday night thing
(21:16:13) Space_Sweeper: I agree, but the carnival is only open until next Tuesday.(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F%5Burl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.avpgalaxy.net%2Fforum%2Fchat%2Fimg%2Femoticons%2Fcrying.png%255Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.avpgalaxy.net%2Fforum%2Fchat%2Fimg%2Femoticons%2Fcrying.png%255B%2Furl%255D&hash=b8ecd8021f6c7665e6a3d77470825cace77282bb)
(21:16:14) Bad_Replicant: IT WOULD BE CUTE
(21:16:36) Space_Sweeper: John Lithgow cute.
(21:16:50) Space_Sweeper: But then he reads to children at the White House.
(21:17:05) Space_Sweeper: And everything I saw in Dexter is forgiven/forgotten.
(21:17:20) ChatBot: Spaghetti logs out of the Chat.
(21:17:38) Bad_Replicant: http://www.born-today.com/btpix/lithgow_john.jpg (http://www.born-today.com/btpix/lithgow_john.jpg) he's so adorable
(21:17:44) Bad_Replicant: just look at that punim
(21:17:48) ChatBot: Avpboy logs into the Chat.
(21:18:41) Bad_Replicant: I wish John Lithgow was playing every character in Prometheus
(21:18:47) Bad_Replicant: Seriously
(21:18:56) Space_Sweeper: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMe8_PkjdGo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMe8_PkjdGo#)
(21:19:07) Space_Sweeper: I think he's cute as a button.
(21:19:46) Space_Sweeper: I want him to do naked push-ups instead of Charlize Theron. (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/chat/img/emoticons/plain.png)
(21:19:59) ChatBot: Avpboy has been logged out (Timeout).
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Aug 03, 2011, 04:33:47 AM
This is some pretty dark shit :laugh::
Spoiler
(21:06:08) Bad_Replicant: I'm eight years old
(21:06:20) Space_Sweeper: (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/chat/img/emoticons/monkey.png)
(21:06:32) Space_Sweeper: Do you like plush bears, young man?
(21:06:43) Bad_Replicant: I live for plush bears
(21:06:54) Space_Sweeper: Do you like rides in vans?
(21:07:46) Space_Sweeper: (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/chat/img/emoticons/warning.png)
(21:08:02) Space_Sweeper: Hey (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/chat/img/emoticons/warning.png) little (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/chat/img/emoticons/warning.png) boy. (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/chat/img/emoticons/warning.png)
(21:08:09) Bad_Replicant: I like white vans
(21:08:12) Bad_Replicant: and candy
(21:08:26) Space_Sweeper: Holy shit, this kid is making this a walk in the park.
(21:08:29) Space_Sweeper: I mean
(21:08:41) Space_Sweeper: Here, breathe in on this rag.
(21:08:52) Bad_Replicant: LOVE strangers
(21:08:56) Bad_Replicant: Oh boy, a rag!
(21:09:14) Bad_Replicant: (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/chat/img/emoticons/confused.png)
(21:09:15) ChatBot: thespiderman209 has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:09:16) Space_Sweeper: I'm a candy sampler, and this rag contains a new kind of bubblegum flavor.
(21:09:28) Space_Sweeper: Just a bit more, sonny.
(21:09:35) Space_Sweeper: You like the taste?
(21:09:55) Bad_Replicant: It tastes like... sleep
(21:10:28) Bad_Replicant: auuuuugghhhhhh
(21:10:30) Bad_Replicant: .
(21:12:32) Bad_Replicant: where's the imminent child rape emoticon
(21:12:38) Space_Sweeper: (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/chat/img/emoticons/devilish.png)
(21:12:51) Space_Sweeper: ...
(21:13:05) Space_Sweeper: -Suddenly-
(21:13:53) Space_Sweeper: FREEZE, MAN-BOY-LOVE-ASSOCIATION-TAKE-DOWN-UNIT [MBLATDU], GET ON THE GROUND, MOTHEf**kER!
(21:13:56) Space_Sweeper: (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/chat/img/emoticons/error.png)
(21:14:18) Space_Sweeper: And the boy lived happily ever after. Until he turned 18 and shot himself.
(21:14:35) Space_Sweeper: The Aristocrats!
(21:15:24) Bad_Replicant: hey, that was fun
(21:15:30) Bad_Replicant: we should do it every wednesday
(21:16:10) Bad_Replicant: it could be like, our regular wednesday night thing
(21:16:13) Space_Sweeper: I agree, but the carnival is only open until next Tuesday.(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F%5Burl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.avpgalaxy.net%2Fforum%2Fchat%2Fimg%2Femoticons%2Fcrying.png%255Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.avpgalaxy.net%2Fforum%2Fchat%2Fimg%2Femoticons%2Fcrying.png%255B%2Furl%255D&hash=b8ecd8021f6c7665e6a3d77470825cace77282bb)
(21:16:14) Bad_Replicant: IT WOULD BE CUTE
(21:16:36) Space_Sweeper: John Lithgow cute.
(21:16:50) Space_Sweeper: But then he reads to children at the White House.
(21:17:05) Space_Sweeper: And everything I saw in Dexter is forgiven/forgotten.
(21:17:20) ChatBot: Spaghetti logs out of the Chat.
(21:17:38) Bad_Replicant: http://www.born-today.com/btpix/lithgow_john.jpg (http://www.born-today.com/btpix/lithgow_john.jpg) he's so adorable
(21:17:44) Bad_Replicant: just look at that punim
(21:17:48) ChatBot: Avpboy logs into the Chat.
(21:18:41) Bad_Replicant: I wish John Lithgow was playing every character in Prometheus
(21:18:47) Bad_Replicant: Seriously
(21:18:56) Space_Sweeper: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMe8_PkjdGo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMe8_PkjdGo#)
(21:19:07) Space_Sweeper: I think he's cute as a button.
(21:19:46) Space_Sweeper: I want him to do naked push-ups instead of Charlize Theron. (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/chat/img/emoticons/plain.png)
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Quote(21:13:53) Space_Sweeper: FREEZE, MAN-BOY-LOVE-ASSOCIATION-TAKE-DOWN-UNIT [MBLATDU], GET ON THE GROUND, MOTHEf**kER!
Ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jul 31, 2011, 09:24:37 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 23, 2010, 02:10:02 AM
Since I know TJ Doc and SpaceMarines are into this kinda thing...
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi49.tinypic.com%2F2u8dtkw.jpg&hash=b8dcda4e2ebad2d4b7b40f9aee11682082c804db)
Click for Hi-res version. (http://i49.tinypic.com/2u8dtkw.jpg)
And then...
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 23, 2010, 02:24:57 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jan 23, 2010, 02:23:55 AM
I'm still wondering where my credit is! >:(
You were the sperm bank donor! ;)
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jan 23, 2010, 02:38:56 AM
This raises questions.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 23, 2010, 03:11:04 AM
Me and your father didn't wan't to tell you!
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jan 23, 2010, 03:29:35 AM
So... what am I exactly? ???
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 23, 2010, 03:33:03 AM
The answers await you in this link: ENTER. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1WWpKEPdT4&feature=related)
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jan 23, 2010, 03:35:05 AM
You're dead to me. >:(
Visual effects - No one, it's f**king real!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimgs.sfgate.com%2Fblogs%2Fimages%2Fsfgate%2Fdailydish%2F2008%2F05%2F29%2FPeople_Bill_Murray_NYET393215x296.JPG&hash=4810d62cf14cc3b27edf1ad33e393a26cea23594)
Ahrhrrwwwwaaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa
Beware for the most epic, revealing and thought provoking chat conversation of all time.
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OF ALL TIME!
Spoiler
(18:34:03) ChatBot: Bad_Replicant logs into the Chat.
(18:34:22) Darwinsgirl: hello
(18:34:25) Bad_Replicant: what are you crazy kids doing in here
(18:35:21) Bad_Replicant: sup' homes
(18:35:30) Darwinsgirl: there are no goats in here sane or otherwise
(18:35:58) Bad_Replicant: dammit
(18:36:00) OmegaZilla: I'm fine.
(18:36:05) OmegaZilla: It's insanely hot here though.
(18:36:06) Darwinsgirl: OZ was explaining the mysteries of life
(18:36:07) OmegaZilla: Hey
(18:36:10) OmegaZilla: Bad Replicant, my man.
(18:36:12) Bad_Replicant: the one day I need some sane goats
(18:36:17) Bad_Replicant: oh, sweet
(18:36:33) Darwinsgirl: scanning your profile
(18:36:47) OmegaZilla: Mysteries of life: was Jones really on the Alien's part in ALIEN?
(18:37:40) Bad_Replicant: On the alien's part?
(18:37:47) Darwinsgirl: ???
(18:37:51) OmegaZilla: Rooting for the Alien, helping him.
(18:38:00) Bad_Replicant: Oh, oh
(18:38:03) Bad_Replicant: absolutely
(18:38:06) ChatBot: Keg logs into the Chat.
(18:38:13) Darwinsgirl: ya think?
(18:38:19) Darwinsgirl: hello keg
(18:38:20) Bad_Replicant: Jones laid the eggs in the derelict
(18:38:28) Bad_Replicant: that much is obvious
(18:38:54) OmegaZilla: Hey KEG
(18:38:56) OmegaZilla: My man.
(18:39:09) OmegaZilla: In reality, the cat is the deity of the space jockeys
(18:39:20) OmegaZilla: We'll see him in promiffeus.
(18:39:39) Bad_Replicant: A RIDLY SKOT FILM
(18:40:12) OmegaZilla: Wiff Noomi Velociraptor and the bride of the devil's advocate
(18:40:51) ChatBot: Keg has been logged out (Timeout).
(18:40:58) Bad_Replicant: I wouldn't mind seeing a movie about Jonesy's days on gateway station
(18:41:00) Darwinsgirl: Keg bailed
(18:41:06) Bad_Replicant: directed by McG
(18:41:10) OmegaZilla: Hahaha
(18:41:15) OmegaZilla: Fund it.
(18:41:42) Bad_Replicant: Starring Bryce Dallas Howard as Jones the cat
(18:41:50) Darwinsgirl: I wish I'd a copied hicks prometheus pics......
(18:42:01) OmegaZilla: And Christian Bale as Jones' owner.
(18:42:09) Bad_Replicant: They gone?
(18:42:16) Darwinsgirl: yes
(18:42:27) Darwinsgirl: the one with the jars
(18:42:28) Bad_Replicant: Took longer than I expected
(18:42:41) Darwinsgirl: & I forget the other
(18:42:54) Bad_Replicant: The gigery cave
(18:43:01) Darwinsgirl: ah..ty
(18:43:16) OmegaZilla: Ffffffuuuu.
(18:43:22) Bad_Replicant: I want that movie to rock my face so hard
(18:43:24) OmegaZilla: Good I saved some pics, too bad I didn't take the jars.
(18:43:25) Bad_Replicant: in 3D
(18:43:27) Bad_Replicant: .
(18:43:32) OmegaZilla: In 5D
(18:43:39) Bad_Replicant: YES
(18:43:40) OmegaZilla: It's Prometheus, it can be in 5D.
(18:43:57) Darwinsgirl: Ridley says he loves the 3D process
(18:44:03) OmegaZilla: 3D is prehistoric, go see it in 5D!
(18:44:30) Bad_Replicant: Just go see the stage play version
(18:44:49) Bad_Replicant: where actors in jockey costumes throw mysterious urns in to the audience
(18:44:51) Darwinsgirl: gentlemen.....have a fine day
(18:44:54) ChatBot: Darwinsgirl logs out of the Chat.
(18:44:54) OmegaZilla: Int. Derelict
(18:44:57) OmegaZilla: Oh
(18:45:00) OmegaZilla: Bai Darwin.
(18:45:02) OmegaZilla: Anyway
(18:45:06) OmegaZilla: Int. Derelict
(18:45:14) OmegaZilla: Space Jockey: I'm siiiingin in the space
(18:45:20) OmegaZilla: I'm siiiiingin in the space
(18:45:37) Bad_Replicant: lawL
(18:45:46) OmegaZilla: What a glorious feeeeling
(18:45:55) OmegaZilla: I'm happy agaaaiiin
(18:45:55) Bad_Replicant: I'ma singin' in da space'a
(18:46:00) OmegaZilla: -Alien sound-
(18:46:09) OmegaZilla: I'm laughing at stars
(18:46:17) OmegaZilla: So dark up above
(18:46:35) OmegaZilla: The sun is in my (second) heart
(18:46:51) OmegaZilla: And I'm ready for creating nightmareeeesss
(18:47:06) OmegaZilla: Let the stormy Aliens chase
(18:47:14) OmegaZilla: Everyone from the place
(18:47:22) OmegaZilla: come on with the spaaace
(18:47:37) OmegaZilla: I've a smiiiile on my face.
(18:47:47) Bad_Replicant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k)Q3dpZSDcrc
(18:47:48) OmegaZilla: I walk down LV-426
(18:48:02) Bad_Replicant: Just reminded me of that
(18:48:09) Bad_Replicant: SO I POSTED THAT SHIT
(18:48:34) OmegaZilla: I'm in love
(18:48:40) OmegaZilla: I so have to watch those films again.
(18:49:03) OmegaZilla: Lol what the f**k
(18:49:38) Bad_Replicant: I lost part 3 god knows when and have been going through Mad Dog Tannen withdrawals ever since
(18:50:25) OmegaZilla: I have to pick up the BLU tri-pack.
(18:51:39) OmegaZilla: Aw yeah Christopher Lloyd
(18:51:45) Bad_Replicant: Only blurays I own are the alien flicks. I have very limited access to the HD tv in this house.
(18:51:54) Bad_Replicant: But one day
(18:52:03) Bad_Replicant: I'll have over 9,000
(18:52:18) OmegaZilla: Ditto
(18:52:36) OmegaZilla: I'll have two houses, one for me, one for my Blu-rays and my movie collectibles.
(18:52:43) OmegaZilla: 8)
(18:52:52) Bad_Replicant: And a third for the bitches.
(18:53:12) OmegaZilla: Naw
(18:53:24) OmegaZilla: I'll have one good, gentle, smart and hot wife.
(18:53:25) OmegaZilla: :D
(18:53:42) OmegaZilla: That likes Monster movies as I do.
(18:53:45) OmegaZilla: Aaaaawwww yeah.
(18:54:26) Bad_Replicant: I'm going to have three houses full of good, gentle, smart, hot bitches.
(18:55:01) Bad_Replicant: We'll have alien movie marathons every sunday.
(18:55:11) Bad_Replicant: And there will be champagne.
(18:55:18) Bad_Replicant: And, uh
(18:55:19) OmegaZilla: And chianti.
(18:55:25) Bad_Replicant: you know
(18:55:25) OmegaZilla: Nice chianti.
(18:55:31) Bad_Replicant: yeah, that
(18:55:40) Bad_Replicant: plus the secks
(18:55:45) Bad_Replicant: TEH SECKS, MAN
(18:55:49) OmegaZilla: lots, lots of secks.
(18:56:41) OmegaZilla: Careful man, you may end like Tom Lincoln.
(18:56:42) OmegaZilla: :P
(18:57:44) Bad_Replicant: You mean I could be the father of a great emancipator?
(18:57:49) Bad_Replicant: Becuase that's my dream
(18:58:52) OmegaZilla: You may get liver issues, buy a clone, and get killed from him.
(18:59:01) OmegaZilla: *by
(18:59:01) OmegaZilla: *By
(18:59:13) Bad_Replicant: oh lord
(18:59:16) Bad_Replicant: oh LAWD
(19:00:17) OmegaZilla: And your clone will get the hot clone of a hot lady.
(19:00:57) Bad_Replicant: this is gold
(19:01:05) Bad_Replicant: my assistant's writing it all down
(19:01:10) Bad_Replicant: on her lil' pad
(19:01:14) OmegaZilla: Hm?
(19:01:47) Bad_Replicant: Nothing, I'm just being an ass
(19:02:22) OmegaZilla: Like this?
(19:02:23) OmegaZilla: http://boxmanga.co/pics/0804/17/ (http://boxmanga.co/pics/0804/17/)8293497xph.jpg
(19:02:40) Bad_Replicant: I demand to know
(19:02:48) Bad_Replicant: where you found this photograph of me
(19:02:55) Bad_Replicant: I burned all the copies
(19:02:59) Bad_Replicant: DUBYA TEE EFF
(19:03:08) OmegaZilla: You starred in that show, you're pretty mainstream.
(19:03:10) OmegaZilla: :P
(19:03:57) Bad_Replicant: You mean I have, like, fans?
(19:04:00) Bad_Replicant: And money?
(19:04:07) Bad_Replicant: And a pool?
(19:05:07) Bad_Replicant: And money?
(19:05:15) OmegaZilla: Plenty of fans.
(19:05:21) OmegaZilla: Dunno about the money.
(19:05:23) OmegaZilla: :P
(19:05:59) Bad_Replicant: Well, that's alright I suppose
(19:06:15) Bad_Replicant: I've been poor so long, it would be a hard adjustment to make a this point
(19:06:30) OmegaZilla: ;D
(19:06:36) OmegaZilla: Im in ur base
(19:06:40) OmegaZilla: stealin ur rights
(19:06:48) OmegaZilla: and gaining money on em.
(19:07:46) Bad_Replicant: why you gotta throw me under the bus like dat, zilla
(19:07:53) Bad_Replicant: WHY
(19:08:26) OmegaZilla: Because mimicking FINAL DESTINATION is fun
(19:09:00) Bad_Replicant: FINAL DESTINATION 11: THIS TIME THE DESTINATIONS ARE REALLY SUPER FINAL
(19:09:06) Bad_Replicant: RATED R
(19:09:20) OmegaZilla: RATED RRRRR
(19:09:27) Bad_Replicant: IN 5D
(19:09:32) OmegaZilla: Final Destionation 19: this time it's really personal.
(19:09:35) OmegaZilla: Of course!
(19:10:00) OmegaZilla: You can't view films in any other format. 5D is the only way to go.
(19:10:33) Bad_Replicant: 5D has been the only true format since the beginning
(19:10:41) Bad_Replicant: it's jsut that we're only realizing it now
(19:10:44) Bad_Replicant: just*
(19:11:24) OmegaZilla: Yup. Jeims Cammron kept to f**king prehistoric 3D, now RIDLY SKOTT will relieve us and present PROMIFFIUS in FIVE-DEE
(19:12:38) Bad_Replicant: thank you, Mr.skott, for delivering us from the dark ages
(19:12:47) Bad_Replicant: with some sweet 5D jockey action
(19:13:14) Bad_Replicant: and 5D rapace-o-vision
(19:14:31) OmegaZilla: In reality, Noomi Rapace is a reptilian, she's a Velociraptor, 'Rapace' is her nickname.
(19:14:47) Bad_Replicant:
(19:15:29) OmegaZilla: This is why she has no boyfriends, she eats them.
(19:15:34) OmegaZilla: Clever girl.
(19:16:15) Bad_Replicant: Even Nedry knew better than to mess with the Rapace fences
(19:16:57) Bad_Replicant: the fat bastard
(19:17:07) OmegaZilla: The Dilophosaurus was Charlize Theron, before the usual morning coffee.
(19:17:18) OmegaZilla: She was soooo pissed off.
(19:17:32) OmegaZilla: You know why?
(19:17:39) Bad_Replicant: ...
(19:17:41) Bad_Replicant: tell me.
(19:17:45) Bad_Replicant: now.
(19:18:23) OmegaZilla: She wanted to star in the film, but Nedry said 'ha-ha-ha, you didn't say the magic word!!' she attacked him while he was on Safari, Spielberg happened to be filming and kept that in the film.
(19:18:55) Bad_Replicant: OHMYGOOOOAAAAA
(19:18:56) OmegaZilla: He even said 'don't piss off a woman before the usual morning coffee' in one STARBURST article.
(19:19:19) Bad_Replicant: So Jurassic Park was, in fact, a documentary
(19:19:25) Bad_Replicant: and the events occured in real time
(19:19:49) OmegaZilla: Yup.
(19:21:10) OmegaZilla: Winona Ryder interpreted the Spinosaurus in the 3rd film.
(19:21:29) OmegaZilla: Sam neill had that bag she wanted sooooo bad. And so she chased him through the sets.
(19:22:16) Bad_Replicant: So ILM only did the catering?
(19:22:29) Bad_Replicant: They made sandwiches, not dinosaurs?
(19:23:01) OmegaZilla: It was allll a conspiracy
(19:24:18) Bad_Replicant: I'm learning so much from you today
(19:25:01) Bad_Replicant: I just want to live in a shed in you backyard and have you teach me about the mysteries of life
(19:25:23) OmegaZilla: Mysteries of liiiife.
(19:26:08) OmegaZilla: The male Tyrannosaurus in THE LOST WORLD was actually Jay Leno
(19:26:40) Bad_Replicant: Okay, that I always kind of suspected
(19:27:05) Bad_Replicant: I mean, he was such an asshole
(19:27:15) Bad_Replicant: I remember sitting in the theater and thinking to myself
(19:27:28) Bad_Replicant: "I'm pretty sure that dinosaur is actually Jay Leno."
(19:27:49) Bad_Replicant: "Yeah, that's him."
(19:27:51) OmegaZilla: The original sequence:
(19:27:52) OmegaZilla: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l)EjTGgVZMG8
(19:28:07) ChatBot: jevjnd2000 logs into the Chat.
(19:29:13) OmegaZilla:
(19:30:23) Bad_Replicant: He's clearly mistaken that research trailer for Conan O'Brien's tonight show set
(19:30:38) OmegaZilla: Yup, soooo raged.
(19:30:43) OmegaZilla: In the film he's even nastier.
(19:31:04) OmegaZilla: With the female Rex, Linda Hamilton.
(19:33:07) Bad_Replicant: And John Goodman as every human cast member.
(19:33:19) Bad_Replicant: That's how it should've been done.
(19:33:23) OmegaZilla: I betcha they were... a few goodmen.
(19:33:29) OmegaZilla: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
(19:33:54) Bad_Replicant: I award you six monkeys for that one.
And also
Spoiler
[after a convo about Harrison Ford in mountains with fire, octopi, Dinosaurs and Graboids]
(20:19:33) Shobidoo: YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS
(20:19:38) Bad_Replicant: No
(20:19:42) Bad_Replicant: but do it anyways
(20:19:51) MrSpaceJockey: I am in the going to the bathroom.
(20:19:56) MrSpaceJockey: ready to shit my pants
(20:20:00) MrSpaceJockey: when necessary.
(20:20:20) Shobidoo: Furrys on CSI!
(20:21:04) Shobidoo: http://oi54.tinypic.com/2j4f4mw. (http://oi54.tinypic.com/2j4f4mw.)jpg
(20:21:25) MrSpaceJockey: FUUUUCK
(20:21:29) MrSpaceJockey: GRABOIDS
(20:21:31) MrSpaceJockey: AND OCTOPI
(20:21:35) MrSpaceJockey: AND HARRISON
(20:21:40) ChatBot: Taxemic has been logged out (Timeout).
(20:21:40) ChatBot: Abe has been logged out (Timeout).
(20:21:40) ChatBot: Taxemic has been logged out (Timeout).
(20:21:54) MrSpaceJockey: EVERYONE LOGGED OUT FROM THE EPIC
(20:21:54) Bad_Replicant: I never knew something could be this... breathtaking
(20:22:03) OmegaZilla: HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(20:22:16) MrSpaceJockey: PUT THIS IN THE QUOTES THREAD
About AvPR:
(18:52:51) Shobidoo: When they told him this AVP needed to be darker then the last
(18:52:54) Shobidoo: he took it literally
Quote from: Ghostface on Aug 12, 2011, 12:28:54 PM
In the evening, the real me comes alive
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.zuguide.com%2Fimage%2FKiefer-Sutherland-The-Lost-Boys.jpg&hash=1bb7e360cb872c30d5a0d6cf8001edf89bd0f498) :laugh:
Quote from: RagingDragon on Aug 14, 2011, 05:17:42 AM
Quote from: Ghostface on Aug 12, 2011, 12:28:54 PM
In the evening, the real me comes alive
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.zuguide.com%2Fimage%2FKiefer-Sutherland-The-Lost-Boys.jpg&hash=1bb7e360cb872c30d5a0d6cf8001edf89bd0f498) :laugh:
I clicked that spoiler it is 1:42 here I'm half asleep, and I nearly crapped myself.
13:02:00) Twin_Drive_Sigma: so, anyone have anything else interesting?
(13:02:11) OmegaZilla: I've got hands
(13:02:17) Twin_Drive_Sigma: ha
(13:02:18) OmegaZilla: AND eyes
(13:02:20) LadyZero: I have cereal
(13:02:28) Twin_Drive_Sigma: WOW!8o
(13:02:29) OmegaZilla: I'm completely cereal about it
Space Sweeper on MSN after a discussion on W-Y:
That's how I always saw W-Y.
-A husband and wife that were like:
-"Let's create a multi-national company based around really manipulative and opportunistic acts and structure; we have the money!"
-"Oh, what I great idea, dear!"
-[Kiss]
-"I'm so glad I married you!"
-[Sex]
- ??? :S ???
-WEYLAND-YUTANI
Quote from: Horhey on Aug 21, 2011, 05:14:08 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Aug 21, 2011, 05:05:13 AM
Perhaps you could be a bit less of an obtuse individual and it'd be smooth sailing.
Right... Well Im not into mind games so you can take your pictures, videos, and sarcasm to some gay teenage dude who will play along.
What the f**k? :laugh:
Your avatar really says it all.
Quote from: Horhey on Aug 21, 2011, 05:14:08 AM
Right... Well Im not into mind games so you can take your pictures, videos, and sarcasm to some gay teenage dude who will play along.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ibiblio.org%2Fsamneill%2Fpictures%2Fjp%2Fs-280species3.jpg&hash=5c4688684df9c573fb29f252f96f9f840d3adb11)
HE KNOWS
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgyazo.com%2F2224d1c4569f7c6c53b103b5f4422edc.png&hash=5c85467381243aecf1fd936bac3dd0f25a9010a7)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4g-mHLeKH8#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4g-mHLeKH8#ws)
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Aug 21, 2011, 06:36:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4g-mHLeKH8#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4g-mHLeKH8#ws)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgyazo.com%2Fe3efb2b9e70062e699b0bce0da73f256.png&hash=a8271482724f8b58e7643945cd8d38df3c6d9e8c)
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Aug 21, 2011, 06:02:09 PM
Come with me if you want to draw.
And you'll never guess where I got these pants!
Quote from: SM on Aug 23, 2011, 05:40:53 AM
Yeah, that whole thing with the death of the little girl and beloved marine, pet dogs being torn open, rape and general nihilistic despair had them rolling in the aisles.
aw man
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Huol: whenever i cook it goes horribly wrng
(23:40:19) Aeus: hahahaha
(23:40:20) Huol: its nightmarish
(23:40:28) Aeus: i imagine you like
(23:40:38) Aeus: Joker is arkham asylum the game
(23:40:42) Aeus: when you hear him painting
(23:40:54) Aeus: 'a touch of green'
(23:40:58) Aeus: 'a spot of red'
(23:41:04) Huol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TevQS4qgE_Q#t=0m24s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T)
(23:41:14) Huol: huolcooks.flv
whoa... those guys were talking about batman?! :o
Quote from: Xenodog on Aug 23, 2011, 10:50:09 PM
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Huol: whenever i cook it goes horribly wrng
(23:40:19) Aeus: hahahaha
(23:40:20) Huol: its nightmarish
(23:40:28) Aeus: i imagine you like
(23:40:38) Aeus: Joker is arkham asylum the game
(23:40:42) Aeus: when you hear him painting
(23:40:54) Aeus: 'a touch of green'
(23:40:58) Aeus: 'a spot of red'
(23:41:04) Huol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T)evQS4qgE_Q#t=0m24s
(23:41:14) Huol: huolcooks.flv
The YouTube url doesn't work. :(
It's a video of The Thing morphing. We were talking about cooking and Huol said whenever he cooks horrific things happen.
Haha, oh you guys. :P
I successfully boiled an egg. 8)
Quote from: Aeus on Aug 24, 2011, 02:08:14 PM
I successfully boiled an egg. 8)
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Aug 24, 2011, 09:44:33 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Aug 23, 2011, 04:00:46 PM
Quote from: Effectz on Aug 23, 2011, 02:41:05 PM
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You know, I have no genitals under this. I'm a f**king computer program.
AAAAAAAAAAND GALAXY'S ULTIMATE BUZZKILL ENTERS THE RRRRRRRRRING WEIGHING IN WITH WHATEVER MASS IS SCIENTIFICALLY CORRRRRRRRRRRECT--
:laugh:
Just now in chat:
Spoiler
(18:12:19) Aeus: do you actually own a bike/
(18:12:25) Aeus: a motorbike that is/
(18:12:25) RazorSlash: Resisting urge to make a thats what she said joke
(18:12:28) RazorSlash: not resisting well
(18:12:32) MrSpaceJockey: No he doesnt.
(18:12:39) MrSpaceJockey: If he did people would be scared shitless
(18:12:43) Ghost_Rider: I used to. But I had to sell it.
(18:12:43) MrSpaceJockey: Of the flame trail.
(18:12:52) MrSpaceJockey: BECAUSE OF THE FLAME TRAIL
(18:12:59) MrSpaceJockey: police kept on giving him a ticket
(18:13:35) Ghost_Rider: Even the Spirit of Vengeance is hurt by the American economy.
(18:14:02) Aeus: ahhaah
(18:14:03) Aeus: oh man
(18:14:07) Aeus: ahaha
(18:14:13) Aeus: they should write a comic about that
(18:14:26) Ghost_Rider: XD
(18:14:28) Aeus: Ghost Rider vs the recession
(18:14:39) MrSpaceJockey: :favorite: ^
(18:15:06) Aeus: doing the penance stare on bankers
(18:15:09) Ghost_Rider: I love you Aeus. As a friend.
(18:15:19) RazorSlash: Aeus
(18:15:22) RazorSlash: You know that does nothing
(18:15:27) RazorSlash: Bankers don't have souls
(18:15:32) Aeus: haha true
(18:15:41) Ghost_Rider: Bastards...
(18:16:04) Aeus: well he can kill them with his chains then
(18:16:20) Ghost_Rider: Well I am good with a chain.
(18:16:24) Aeus: im seeing a double page spread
(18:16:42) Aeus: of ghost rider bursting through the doors of a bank
(18:16:51) Aeus: flying through the air on the hellcycle
(18:17:06) Aeus: with bankers being flung around on chains
(18:17:13) Aeus: with thier little banker hats on
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Quote from: Ghost Rider on Aug 25, 2011, 11:23:49 PM
Just now in chat:
Spoiler
(18:12:19) Aeus: do you actually own a bike/
(18:12:25) Aeus: a motorbike that is/
(18:12:25) RazorSlash: Resisting urge to make a thats what she said joke
(18:12:28) RazorSlash: not resisting well
(18:12:32) MrSpaceJockey: No he doesnt.
(18:12:39) MrSpaceJockey: If he did people would be scared shitless
(18:12:43) Ghost_Rider: I used to. But I had to sell it.
(18:12:43) MrSpaceJockey: Of the flame trail.
(18:12:52) MrSpaceJockey: BECAUSE OF THE FLAME TRAIL
(18:12:59) MrSpaceJockey: police kept on giving him a ticket
(18:13:35) Ghost_Rider: Even the Spirit of Vengeance is hurt by the American economy.
(18:14:02) Aeus: ahhaah
(18:14:03) Aeus: oh man
(18:14:07) Aeus: ahaha
(18:14:13) Aeus: they should write a comic about that
(18:14:26) Ghost_Rider: XD
(18:14:28) Aeus: Ghost Rider vs the recession
(18:14:39) MrSpaceJockey: :favorite: ^
(18:15:06) Aeus: doing the penance stare on bankers
(18:15:09) Ghost_Rider: I love you Aeus. As a friend.
(18:15:19) RazorSlash: Aeus
(18:15:22) RazorSlash: You know that does nothing
(18:15:27) RazorSlash: Bankers don't have souls
(18:15:32) Aeus: haha true
(18:15:41) Ghost_Rider: Bastards...
(18:16:04) Aeus: well he can kill them with his chains then
(18:16:20) Ghost_Rider: Well I am good with a chain.
(18:16:24) Aeus: im seeing a double page spread
(18:16:42) Aeus: of ghost rider bursting through the doors of a bank
(18:16:51) Aeus: flying through the air on the hellcycle
(18:17:06) Aeus: with bankers being flung around on chains
(18:17:13) Aeus: with thier little banker hats on
Win! :D
Quote from: Horhey on Aug 25, 2011, 03:22:47 PM
I've f**ked women you can only jerk about so stfu.
FOREVER LE HORHEY
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oww-i8KTo-8# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oww-i8KTo-8#)
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Aug 26, 2011, 01:39:45 PM
Quote from: Horhey on Aug 25, 2011, 03:22:47 PM
I've f**ked women you can only jerk about so stfu.
FOREVER LE HORHEY
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oww-i8KTo-8# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oww-i8KTo-8#)
LOOOOOL.
hah..I was there for that one ;D
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Aug 26, 2011, 01:39:45 PM
Quote from: Horhey on Aug 25, 2011, 03:22:47 PM
I've f**ked women you can only jerk about so stfu.
FOREVER LE HORHEY
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oww-i8KTo-8# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oww-i8KTo-8#)
f**king awesome. :laugh:
Quote from: NUB DESTROYER on Sep 17, 2011, 12:10:13 AM
Quote from: Lie on Sep 17, 2011, 12:07:28 AM
Quote from: The Xenoborg on Sep 15, 2011, 01:14:34 PM
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I imagine it's just gonna burst out of walls with a rocket launcher screaming "S.T.A.R.S".
I'm thinking if that dude is gonna burst out of his armor and start singing "Y.M.C.A".
Quote from: predxeno on Sep 19, 2011, 12:26:53 AM
I'm considering watching the 1980s "The Thing", but I have a question first; how is it in regards to the movie "Signs"?
I saw it at the thread.
Then I saw a new post on this one.
I thought if it would be here.
And it was.
Quote from: TheMonolith on Sep 19, 2011, 12:32:33 AM
Quote from: predxeno on Sep 19, 2011, 12:26:53 AM
I'm considering watching the 1980s "The Thing", but I have a question first; how is it in regards to the movie "Signs"?
Signs is Ned Beatty and The Thing is Bill McKinney.
I know what I'm voting for best post.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 19, 2011, 12:38:28 AM
Quote from: predxeno on Sep 19, 2011, 12:26:53 AM
I'm considering watching the 1980s "The Thing", but I have a question first; how is it in regards to the movie "Signs"?
You missed the best part!
Quote from: predxeno on Sep 19, 2011, 12:26:53 AM
I'm considering watching the 1980s "The Thing", but I have a question first; how is it in regards to the movie "Signs"?
Quote from: Huol on Sep 19, 2011, 12:31:05 AM
what planet are you from holy shit
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Sep 19, 2011, 09:49:50 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 19, 2011, 12:38:28 AM
Quote from: predxeno on Sep 19, 2011, 12:26:53 AM
I'm considering watching the 1980s "The Thing", but I have a question first; how is it in regards to the movie "Signs"?
You missed the best part!
And so did you!
I posted it right above yours.
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Sep 18, 2011, 12:30:26 AM
Quote from: Aeus on Sep 18, 2011, 12:24:27 AM
Hah, you're both fags
Quotefaggot 10504 up, 3437 down
In these times not really used if somebody is really a homosexual mostly used insteap of calling somebody stupid or a loser.
I'm calling Ponyfags stupid losers, not homosexuals. I have nothing against homosexuals.
I'm not surprised that went over your head though, as you do enjoy MLP - a show aimed at 6 year old girls. Just about where your intellectual level must be to enjoy it I'm sure.
Not that I want to believe that. That you really do enjoy it. I prefer to think you're just a loser who's jumping on the latest internet fad.
That's probably it isn't it? Be honest now.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/mod.jpg
...
http://gyazo.com/251b789b9b077c3cfda0f670472bac34.png
Which reminds me. :D
Quote from: Pn2501 on Sep 18, 2011, 03:01:44 AM
Quote from: Aeus on Sep 18, 2011, 01:55:50 AM
Yes because it's either watch MLP or be gangsta wanabe scum. Those are the only two choices we have in life.
And you can enjoy it all you want, that doesn't change the fact it's a dumb show written for children.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYYppqkq7QA#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYYppqkq7QA#ws)
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Aeus - wannabe gangster scum.
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Ponyfags.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaPysXyndJ4#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaPysXyndJ4#ws)
Oh my god all of these are amazing. :laugh:
Edit:
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 22, 2011, 03:18:18 AM
WARNING: extreme advertising, toilet humor and unwarranted aggressiveness. Rated E for everyone.
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Wait. you're saying this is an MG-42. on a steadycam. you have an MG-42 mounted on a Steadycam harness to your chest. you have an MG-42, a f**king Wermatche MaschineGewher 1942 mounted on a steadycam harness so you can shoot it from the hip like a boss, and you put an infrared Camera on it, so you can aim it with an eyepiece like the HMD of an Apache. holy f**king shit.
but not. only. that. you're saying this sexy ass piece of gun f**king aims itself. you don't even need to bother to line a shoot at the poor ass spawn that choose the wrong dimension to exist in. this gun can just tear the sad faggot right the f**k up all by itself like it gives a f**k(protip IT DOESN'T. NOT A SINGLE ONE). and it would do that and more abstract arts of him if it wasn't so damn accurate. you think you are hot shit for hitting bull at 200 meters with a 5.56? this c**t destroyer can put fifteen rounds through the same hole, on a target 500 meters away in less of what it takes you to burp up a bubble of last nights' cum. that's half a kilometer and one dead f**king target. and you don't have to move a single damn muscle. you want one OF COURSE you want one. f**k you and f**k your dollar, i bought YOUR MOM for a dollar. god. damn.
Quote from: maledoro on Oct 01, 2011, 02:04:14 PM
Quote from: JaaayDee on Sep 30, 2011, 06:22:47 PMI can't wait for Star Trek to become a reality :D
If you'd seen any of my neighbors, you'd think it was a reality.
;)
Quote from: Alienseseses on Oct 05, 2011, 02:16:40 AM
I almost started looking it up, but then I saw the threat at the end of your post.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Oct 06, 2011, 01:06:03 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 06, 2011, 01:02:57 AM
Quote from: TJ Doc on Oct 06, 2011, 12:52:33 AM
Then again, maybe I should actually watch something worthy of my money like Citizen f**kING Kane for once! I don't know!
Is that a porno or something?
No, Citizen is just confirmed to be the original facehugger's name. Ridley confirmed that the Space Jockeys will create Citizen and put him in that egg in Prometheus.
And we all know what he ends up doing to Kane.
LOL'd heartily.
Hate auto-quoting, but I totally forgot I posted this.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Aug 22, 2010, 08:17:12 PM
Quote from: galaxys ultimate hunter on Aug 22, 2010, 01:41:24 AM
Just my opinion but jurassic park sucks! In every movie its the same story.
1.dinosaurs on island park
2.people on island
3.shit hits the fan people try to get off
4.they get out
5.happens in all three movies
Worst excues for a franchise ever!
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Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 09, 2011, 10:52:26 AM
Hate auto-quoting, but I totally forgot I posted this.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Aug 22, 2010, 08:17:12 PM
Quote from: galaxys ultimate hunter on Aug 22, 2010, 01:41:24 AM
Just my opinion but jurassic park sucks! In every movie its the same story.
1.dinosaurs on island park
2.people on island
3.shit hits the fan people try to get off
4.they get out
5.happens in all three movies
Worst excues for a franchise ever!
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Haha, what a burn! :laugh:
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 09, 2011, 10:52:26 AM
Hate auto-quoting, but I totally forgot I posted this.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Aug 22, 2010, 08:17:12 PM
Quote from: galaxys ultimate hunter on Aug 22, 2010, 01:41:24 AM
Just my opinion but jurassic park sucks! In every movie its the same story.
1.dinosaurs on island park
2.people on island
3.shit hits the fan people try to get off
4.they get out
5.happens in all three movies
Worst excues for a franchise ever!
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"GTFO!!" :D
(06:55:53) NUB_DESTROYER: i see queen
(06:56:01) NUB_DESTROYER: hard rock goth music uh huh
(06:56:10) NUB_DESTROYER: but you are still "nub's bitch", yes?
(06:56:26) Predator_Queen: im that goth that hangs out in the mall
(06:56:31) NUB_DESTROYER: i love it
(06:56:44) Predator_Queen: playing "Seach and Distroy"
(06:56:44) NUB_DESTROYER: if I was 15 years younger
(06:56:51) NUB_DESTROYER: id be all over you jockin that candy ass
Quote from: Effectz on Oct 11, 2011, 06:04:19 AM
(06:55:53) NUB_DESTROYER: i see queen
(06:56:01) NUB_DESTROYER: hard rock goth music uh huh
(06:56:10) NUB_DESTROYER: but you are still "nub's bitch", yes?
(06:56:26) Predator_Queen: im that goth that hangs out in the mall
(06:56:31) NUB_DESTROYER: i love it
(06:56:44) Predator_Queen: playing "Seach and Distroy"
(06:56:44) NUB_DESTROYER: if I was 15 years younger
(06:56:51) NUB_DESTROYER: id be all over you jockin that candy ass
Well, my respect for the new guy just went out the window. How badly did Predator Queen hurt this guy after this?
we'll see in the next podcast.
Quote from: AliceApocalypse on Oct 11, 2011, 04:31:58 PM
Quote from: Effectz on Oct 11, 2011, 06:04:19 AM
(06:55:53) NUB_DESTROYER: i see queen
(06:56:01) NUB_DESTROYER: hard rock goth music uh huh
(06:56:10) NUB_DESTROYER: but you are still "nub's bitch", yes?
(06:56:26) Predator_Queen: im that goth that hangs out in the mall
(06:56:31) NUB_DESTROYER: i love it
(06:56:44) Predator_Queen: playing "Seach and Distroy"
(06:56:44) NUB_DESTROYER: if I was 15 years younger
(06:56:51) NUB_DESTROYER: id be all over you jockin that candy ass
Well, my respect for the new guy just went out the window. How badly did Predator Queen hurt this guy after this?
My prediction is that she didn't; but found it funny.
Quote from: Effectz on Oct 11, 2011, 06:04:19 AM
(06:55:53) NUB_DESTROYER: i see queen
(06:56:01) NUB_DESTROYER: hard rock goth music uh huh
(06:56:10) NUB_DESTROYER: but you are still "nub's bitch", yes?
(06:56:26) Predator_Queen: im that goth that hangs out in the mall
(06:56:31) NUB_DESTROYER: i love it
(06:56:44) Predator_Queen: playing "Seach and Distroy"
(06:56:44) NUB_DESTROYER: if I was 15 years younger
(06:56:51) NUB_DESTROYER: id be all over you jockin that candy ass
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My prediction...
termination.
Pn2501, Ghostface, and Effectz were also there the entire time. Just sayin'
Quote from: Effectz on Oct 11, 2011, 06:04:19 AM
(06:55:53) NUB_DESTROYER: i see queen
(06:56:01) NUB_DESTROYER: hard rock goth music uh huh
(06:56:10) NUB_DESTROYER: but you are still "nub's bitch", yes?
(06:56:26) Predator_Queen: im that goth that hangs out in the mall
(06:56:31) NUB_DESTROYER: i love it
(06:56:44) Predator_Queen: playing "Seach and Distroy"
(06:56:44) NUB_DESTROYER: if I was 15 years younger
(06:56:51) NUB_DESTROYER: id be all over you jockin that candy ass
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Hey don't try and drag me into this ;D
Too late :/
Some of these comments are a bit harsh considering nub was joking with her and she joking with him.Dont mind them nub,there just cyber bullies ;D
^^ I take no offense- just sayin.
As I said yesterday, im all about love
How can anybody get angry at this face:
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How.
^^ The lighting doesn't do my youth justice :/
Quote from: Effectz on Oct 12, 2011, 01:11:17 AM
Some of these comments are a bit harsh considering nub was joking with her and she joking with him.Dont mind them nub,there just cyber bullies ;D
I'm no bully.
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 11, 2011, 05:26:37 PM
Quote from: Effectz on Oct 11, 2011, 06:04:19 AM
(06:55:53) NUB_DESTROYER: i see queen
(06:56:01) NUB_DESTROYER: hard rock goth music uh huh
(06:56:10) NUB_DESTROYER: but you are still "nub's bitch", yes?
(06:56:26) Predator_Queen: im that goth that hangs out in the mall
(06:56:31) NUB_DESTROYER: i love it
(06:56:44) Predator_Queen: playing "Seach and Distroy"
(06:56:44) NUB_DESTROYER: if I was 15 years younger
(06:56:51) NUB_DESTROYER: id be all over you jockin that candy ass
page 68 bump
Quote from: Effectz on Oct 12, 2011, 01:11:17 AM
Some of these comments are a bit harsh considering nub was joking with her and she joking with him.Dont mind them nub,there just cyber bullies ;D
Label it as you see it. Sure, I should have asked Predator Queen for her feelings first but honestly his comments are seriously creepy made by an online stranger.
I'm no bully...
Spoiler
I'M PART IRISH! ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs8QKXtCN9w# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs8QKXtCN9w#)
Quote from: xeno_alpha_07 on Oct 09, 2011, 06:44:06 PM
Quote from: Effectz on Oct 09, 2011, 05:02:26 PM
You left out the flux capacitor.
No he didn't. You just didn't look close enough.
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/9264/alienjockeyfluxcapacito.jpg
Quote from: SM on Oct 09, 2011, 10:22:23 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jC9iOPMNzVc/SbLUbEDBQRI/AAAAAAAAAT8/72Eq1T4s3Gc/s400/doc+brown.jpg
Great Ridley Scott!
Quote from: xeno_alpha_07 on Oct 09, 2011, 11:42:01 PM
Quote from: SM on Oct 09, 2011, 10:30:45 PM
Oh no, sir!
That Jockey pic is genius!
Maybe the AP station explosion produced 1.21 gigwatts and sent the Jockey back in time so he could be in Prometheus!
I knew it!!!
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/7564/backtothefuturecarcopy.jpg
What made you unhappy today?Quote from: Huol on Jun 27, 2008, 08:31:35 AM
The prick who started these threads to raise his post count.
Quote from: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 13, 2011, 10:01:28 AM
What made you unhappy today?
Quote from: Huol on Jun 27, 2008, 08:31:35 AM
The prick who started these threads to raise his post count.
I was under the impression the recboard doesn't add to post count.
It doesn't. I think it may have in the past though.
In the far past they did count, but not anymore obviously.
Quote from: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 13, 2011, 10:01:28 AM
What made you unhappy today?
Quote from: Huol on Jun 27, 2008, 08:31:35 AM
The prick who started these threads to raise his post count.
Lol das me.
And look at you now.....
All dat Green.....
lol green
Spoiler
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Quote from: predxeno on Oct 03, 2011, 08:27:15 PM
I don't know if this has already been asked, sorry for reposting the issue if it did, but will these 2 boards ever fuse? I mean it's been a very long while since Predators came out and it's kind of inconvenient to always have to go to two boards to discuss topics that could just as easily be placed in the same board; Predator Films.
This thread starter finally fused together the Predator Films board and the Predators Movie Board. Just felt that the significance of this should be posted here.
You can't do that.
Quote(06:27:40) Effectz: Green like the shit the comes out of a ponies ass
Spoiler
(16:42:37) Twin_Drive_Sigma: AVP is cannon
(16:42:41) Twin_Drive_Sigma: B)
(16:42:43) Hellspawn28: lol
(16:42:45) Spaghetti: no it isnt
(16:42:46) DJ_Pu$$yface: you crave it chupalupa
(16:42:49) JaaayDee: >cannon
(16:42:54) Spaghetti: lol
(16:42:55) OmegaZilla: AvP
(16:42:57) Twin_Drive_Sigma eats Spaghetti
???
You can't quote yourself.
I don't congratulate my hand after I masturbate.
Same principle.
Quote from: Vulhala on Oct 13, 2011, 10:46:18 PM
I don't congratulate my hand after I masturbate.
Same principle.
bahahahahaha
My bad. :-[ I'll double-check the rules next time.
Quote from: Vulhala on Oct 13, 2011, 10:46:18 PM
I don't congratulate my hand after I masturbate.
Same principle.
:D
Berferkenderdlers! I was gonna quote that!
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jul 17, 2011, 09:51:02 PM
My considerations are always more philosophical.
In order to explain my viewpoint, I will use the following example.
Picture the Earth is a spoon. The world around it is the known universe. Now, there are other spoons, each one with slight differences such as having more germs on them, different patterns on the handles. But there are also other things that have little to nothing in common with said spoon, such as a living organism, an electronic device, biological produce, etc. Only simple rules like mass, weight, temperature and dimensions apply to all these things, but there are rules completely alien to the spoon. Generating its own heat, electrical impulses, gradual growth, consciousness and so on.
Now the size difference between the Earth and the known universe if much greater than a spoon and the Earth. If there is such differences between such things in a relatively small space, what kind of differences will our planet have to everything else? The idea of something being infinite is one of the differences I consider.
I know it is not real evidence and the example is a very philosophical one filled with what ifs and maybes.
But everything we have know begins with what ifs and maybes.
Granted, a lot of the stuff we don't have also got started with what ifs and maybes.
Perhaps the idea is bollocks, but that it the way I see things.
Remember, everyone.
Spoons.Best read with a Carl Sagan voice.
There is no spoon.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 15, 2011, 04:41:19 AM
And then R888 masturbated until death crept up and took his life.
I second that. :D
Rishon Marrell Cox says
Aw man
I gotsta sleepz
so toird
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
Ok then, have a good sleep
Rishon Marrell Cox says
The Hop! is effecting me!
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
And dream of Yvonne Strahovski in a Freddy Krueger outfit.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
dear lord
that'd be strange considering Jess is still here...
Long asleep, mind you.
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
Dream of a Jess-headed thing.
Screaming like the Bennings-thing
Rishon Marrell Cox says
[serious face]
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
;D
Rishon Marrell Cox says
WHY CONTORT BEAUTYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!??!?!!?
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
BECAUSE I CAN
Now tell me something that would contort my beauties
Rishon Marrell Cox says
Of all the faces in the world
Jess' is the one I'd desire to preserve the most
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
Well DONT picture her face splitting up and revealing rows of teeth
DONT
Ok?
Rishon Marrell Cox says
WASNT GOING TO
WASNT
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
Lolception
Since I watched that movie I'm always like DONT think of X.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
Hey, you know Naomi Watts?
DONT THINK OF THINGBELLY WATTS
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
This is Omega's brother speaking
Omega evidently read what you said and collapsed to the floor, blabbing nonsense.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
I wonder how many Watts were flowing through those defibrilators. (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fentropia.byethost15.com%2Fforum%2FSmileys%2Fentropia%2Ftrollface.png&hash=647770d059609fe10a692d916dd5a9d117d39df8)
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 16, 2011, 11:07:52 AM
Rishon Marrell Cox says
Aw man
I gotsta sleepz
so toird
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
Ok then, have a good sleep
Rishon Marrell Cox says
The Hop! is effecting me!
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
And dream of Yvonne Strahovski in a Freddy Krueger outfit.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
dear lord
that'd be strange considering Jess is still here...
Long asleep, mind you.
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
Dream of a Jess-headed thing.
Screaming like the Bennings-thing
Rishon Marrell Cox says
[serious face]
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
;D
Rishon Marrell Cox says
WHY CONTORT BEAUTYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!??!?!!?
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
BECAUSE I CAN
Now tell me something that would contort my beauties
Rishon Marrell Cox says
Of all the faces in the world
Jess' is the one I'd desire to preserve the most
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
Well DONT picture her face splitting up and revealing rows of teeth
DONT
Ok?
Rishon Marrell Cox says
WASNT GOING TO
WASNT
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
Lolception
Since I watched that movie I'm always like DONT think of X.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
Hey, you know Naomi Watts?
DONT THINK OF THINGBELLY WATTS
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
This is Omega's brother speaking
Omega evidently read what you said and collapsed to the floor, blabbing nonsense.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
I wonder how many Watts were flowing through those defibrilators. http://entropia.byethost15.com/forum/Smileys/entropia/trollface.png
Beautiful... :laugh:
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 16, 2011, 11:07:52 AM
Spoiler
Rishon Marrell Cox says
Aw man
I gotsta sleepz
so toird
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
Ok then, have a good sleep
Rishon Marrell Cox says
The Hop! is effecting me!
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
And dream of Yvonne Strahovski in a Freddy Krueger outfit.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
dear lord
that'd be strange considering Jess is still here...
Long asleep, mind you.
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
Dream of a Jess-headed thing.
Screaming like the Bennings-thing
Rishon Marrell Cox says
[serious face]
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
;D
Rishon Marrell Cox says
WHY CONTORT BEAUTYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!??!?!!?
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
BECAUSE I CAN
Now tell me something that would contort my beauties
Rishon Marrell Cox says
Of all the faces in the world
Jess' is the one I'd desire to preserve the most
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
Well DONT picture her face splitting up and revealing rows of teeth
DONT
Ok?
Rishon Marrell Cox says
WASNT GOING TO
WASNT
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
Lolception
Since I watched that movie I'm always like DONT think of X.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
Hey, you know Naomi Watts?
DONT THINK OF THINGBELLY WATTS
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
This is Omega's brother speaking
Omega evidently read what you said and collapsed to the floor, blabbing nonsense.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
I wonder how many Watts were flowing through those defibrilators. (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fentropia.byethost15.com%2Fforum%2FSmileys%2Fentropia%2Ftrollface.png&hash=647770d059609fe10a692d916dd5a9d117d39df8)
Always waitin' until after I'm asleep...
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgyazo.com%2F2e56e4a6aa79459a843761fe13b833fa.png&hash=0364fe2d08ede23ee0877e4028039da787f63bca)
f**king flawless.
Quote from: r888 on Oct 18, 2011, 03:37:41 AM
Quote from: scarhunter92 on Oct 17, 2011, 10:36:39 AM
Quote from: r888 on Oct 17, 2011, 04:37:36 AM
I just came back from the 5th time, going to watch it again for a 6th
Dude...
well I liked it
Im been waiting for a thing movie for years now I really happy to watch something like this again, also I watch for mary
Quote from: Master Chief on Oct 18, 2011, 02:57:59 PM
An invisible monster with advanced weaponry that kills just for the helluvit not only makes it scary, but a prick as well.
:laugh:
Quote from: predxeno on Oct 19, 2011, 11:09:06 PM
Quote from: SM on Oct 19, 2011, 09:47:43 PM
Quotewhat would the Predator do?
Defile the body in the most sensual and unspeakable fashion.
That wouldn't be too complicated for them; that would just consist of cracking the skull in half so therefore the prey would never have his skull proudly displayed as a strong warrior; his body will rot in anonymity
^That was according to EU. ;)
Quote from: Vulhala on Oct 13, 2011, 10:46:18 PM
I don't congratulate my hand after I masturbate.
Same principle.
You don't?
Well, I suppose technically we do share a cigarette.
^^^^
Hahaha
Quote from: Effectz on Oct 31, 2011, 06:55:08 AM
Went out tonight dressed up as a pirate,i also got a friend that was dressed up as Luigi.Every time i looked at him it was likw luigi having a smoke and contemplating his life,it was trippy.I like eraser heads's shit,i seen R888 and i just froze.I went out and i cut my hand.and it looks like flesh,its all yellow and shit due to hand fat,its f**king nasty,i gotta show pics.
Nearly killed me. :laugh:
Quote from: Laufey on Nov 03, 2011, 05:22:59 PM
Quote from: MudButt on Nov 03, 2011, 05:05:33 PMI'm starting to believe that Laufey isn't human but a computer program designed to be the first to inform this forum of movie news the second it's released.
http://oi41.tinypic.com/711qa1.jpg
http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/5470/terminatorheadsupdispla.png
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 03, 2011, 05:24:24 PM
Quote from: Laufey on Nov 03, 2011, 05:22:59 PM
Quote from: MudButt on Nov 03, 2011, 05:05:33 PMI'm starting to believe that Laufey isn't human but a computer program designed to be the first to inform this forum of movie news the second it's released.
http://oi41.tinypic.com/711qa1.jpg
http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/5470/terminatorheadsupdispla.png
That was great :D
Hey I was involved in that ;D
Quote from: scarhunter92 on Nov 07, 2011, 06:23:29 PM
It's set to be revealed at VGAs. And it's a new franchise.
First teaser screenshot:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.gameinformer.com%2Fimagefeed%2Fscreenshots%2FNews%2Fbiowarevga_TeaserConcept.jpg&hash=a1cd4b7a0f07fda70113a1d750b3853fc225beb3)
Quote from: Xenodog on Nov 07, 2011, 06:41:31 PM
Meh, looks like Far Cry / Modern Warfare / Uncharted.
Ghost Rider: I just barrel stuffed that guy in the face.
I know it's not from the forum, but I about spit up some Dr. Thunder when he said it.
Quote from: Spartan113 on Nov 07, 2011, 09:57:25 PM
Ghost Rider: I just barrel stuffed that guy in the face.
I know it's not from the forum, but I about spit up some Dr. Thunder when he said it.
Aw damn it. :laugh:
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 08, 2011, 12:57:53 AM
Quote from: Spartan113 on Nov 07, 2011, 09:57:25 PM
Ghost Rider: I just barrel stuffed that guy in the face.
I know it's not from the forum, but I about spit up some Dr. Thunder when he said it.
Aw damn it. :laugh:
:laugh: It made lol hard, man.
Quote from: Spartan113 on Nov 08, 2011, 01:05:07 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 08, 2011, 12:57:53 AM
Quote from: Spartan113 on Nov 07, 2011, 09:57:25 PM
Ghost Rider: I just barrel stuffed that guy in the face.
I know it's not from the forum, but I about spit up some Dr. Thunder when he said it.
Aw damn it. :laugh:
:laugh: It made lol hard, man.
I did not realize that. :laugh:
The proof is in the pudding, folks. My asshole percentage has now decreased by five percent. Eighty-five percent asshole currently remaining.
Quote from: Beauty&Love on Nov 08, 2011, 02:30:20 AM
I loved reading that whole comment,like really,its nice to read intelligent comments from nice people =]
and and...
Quote from: Beauty&Love on Nov 08, 2011, 02:30:20 AM
James cameron said he liked AvP and I wonder if he was just being polite or if he actually thought it was decent? I didnt mind the movie overall untill it looked like that women was dieing to blow the predator, hmff =/
Looks
and personality... I like the new person :)
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Quote from: StayFrosty on Nov 09, 2011, 05:28:45 AM
I'm not gay, but for some reason I think it would be cool/fun/funny to see a bare naked Predator fight a bare naked Worf from Star Trek.
I don't need to see the genitals though.... but be interesting to see what a Predator's privates look like. Klingon prob looks the same as humans.
I have to admit, this made me laugh.
Quote from: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2011, 07:44:35 AM
A unholy 18 inches. Staring down at me with one eye as I type.
Oh god, that was great. :laugh:
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 23, 2011, 03:22:43 AM
Pretty sure he just has a serial killer theme, what with the Dexter, Bateman, and now Doctor Phil.
Kinda like my woman theme. :laugh:
yeah but you aren't going to turn into a woman any time soon
:laugh:
As much as SpaceMarines prays.
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That was grand. :laugh:
i was COMING here to post that!
Same.
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Lmao :laugh:
Quote from: NUB DESTROYER on Sep 13, 2011, 01:40:52 PM
When someone has seen "The making of AVP2" (avpr), you know he means business
Damn it, gif.
Quote from: Scree on Jul 18, 2010, 04:06:36 PM
It can't be better than Predators! Right?
-on
Inception
Capital L, capital O, capital L.
:laugh:
It's not.
IMO.
We get it, you have amazing tastes.
My tastes are amazing, I thought everyone should know.
I also find Jason X more entertaining than that movie.
Man, movies where you have to think hurt. :(
it wasn't even that complex. it was dumb as f**k(relatively speaking) IMO, anyone who has trouble following it should start chewing some ritalin. the only ambiguous thing was the ending, and it was ambiguous on purpose, there's no point trying to deduce if it's either a dream or not. the editing was a bit too fast which is why it gets a bit stressful to watch. seriously, it's not the goddamn mariana's trench.
You lot need glasses. At no point I said I couldn't understand it. I said it was a barrel full of shit flavoured tuna.
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 25, 2011, 06:36:16 AM
it wasn't even that complex. it was dumb as f**k(relatively speaking) IMO, anyone who has trouble following it should start chewing some ritalin. the only ambiguous thing was the ending, and it was ambiguous on purpose, there's no point trying to deduce if it's either a dream or not. the editing was a bit too fast which is why it gets a bit stressful to watch. seriously, it's not the goddamn mariana's trench.
So I take it you've never spoken to the lowest common denomenator about the whole 'levels' dynamic that was going on there.
Yeah, the lowest common denomenator is of high population, bust out the ritalin in bulk.
Quote from: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 25, 2011, 06:37:45 AM
You lot need glasses. At no point I said I couldn't understand it. I said it was a barrel full of shit flavoured tuna.
And I was comparing it to awful movies like Jason X and Predators.
...Okay, maybe Predators wasn't
that bad...
you know, you're right, even in the shithole that is /tv/, all arguments about inception 've seen haven't been openly retarded.
I apologize for stirring sh*t. In the wrong place no less.
But Inception was fantastic, as far as acting, writing, direction, tension, mystery, drama, the score, and the sets themselves are concerned.
But this is the wrong thread for that :laugh:
Quote from: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 25, 2011, 06:37:45 AM
You lot need glasses. At no point I said I couldn't understand it. I said it was a barrel full of shit flavoured tuna.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrASAMgrt1s# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrASAMgrt1s#)
Yes people with opinions are trolls I agree. BAN THEM ALL.
Quote from: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 26, 2011, 01:27:31 AM
Yes people with opinions are trolls I agree. BAN THEM ALL.
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reported for different opinion.
Every time I enter this page, I keep on reading:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 25, 2011, 05:48:43 AM
We get it, you have amazing testes.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 25, 2011, 05:48:43 AM
We get it, you have amazing tastes.
Sweepers top-of-the-page sarcastic frosting.
;D
On MSN:
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
Who the hell came up with ALIENS ON ICE...
Rishon Marrell Cox says
Somebody on ice.
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
8)
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rishon Marrell Cox says
8)
and...
Rishon Marrell Cox says
....
you sure know how to alienate a guy/gal, I'll give ya that.
Unspeakable Cosmic Horror says
Cthulhu fhtag-- I don't know what you're talking about.
>_>
<_<
Rishon Marrell Cox says
you and your fhtaganistanian gibberish
QuoteJokerJohn35 « Reply #17 on: Nov 25, 2011, 07:00:57 PM »QuoteI think we need Morgan Freeman and Samuel L. Jackson for a new AVP movie. "I have had it with these motherf*cking Aliens on this motherf*cking ship!"
Very cute :laugh:
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Quote from: Gunflyer on Nov 30, 2011, 06:33:38 AM
Long and short? Christina Hendricks is so sexy that I would like to have sex with her. I would die a happy man if she would suffocate me between those boobs. My face would be frozen in rigor mortis with this expression ;D
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Quote from: AvatarIII on Aug 11, 2010, 08:31:05 AM
Juliana Emerson sounds really good actually. it rolls off the tonge nicely, and has a nice beat
:')
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Out of context it just looks like I'm being gross.
BUT ... just wait until the HD version of the trailer hits!
Announcer: "Enemy Cobra inbound."
*Ghost Rider takes out his Stinger*
Ghost Rider: "Come at me CoBRAH!!!"
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 03, 2011, 01:17:59 AM
Quote from: mastermoon on Dec 03, 2011, 12:46:09 AM
Um this place has bronies.
OH GOD :o.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgTVrcRUMig#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgTVrcRUMig#ws)
I can't stop laughing. :laugh:
Glorious.
Quote from: Master Chief on Dec 06, 2011, 08:10:57 PM
We all came from fish and we'll soon go back to being fish (It started already because I've been wanting to swim a lot lately). Cats, however, evolved specifically from catfish.
Master Chief never lets us down :laugh:
Quote from: The Ghoul on Feb 14, 2010, 12:41:57 PM
Chapter 3
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Nate Williams was getting up from his bed late in the night. Next to him sleeping was some other grunt he met in the bar. She had long black hair that was let down. Tight fit form, small tits. There's really not that much to do around this place when you have lay down time. He got ran his hand up Sophia's spine and she quivered. Yep Nate still had it. He grabbed his coat and walked out into the hallway. He then took the stairs down and walked outside.
In the warm night air he felt relaxed. It was after all a beautiful night. The stars were out and shining brightly. He could see a near by pink nebula towards the western sky. He then saw something strange. Twenty balls of light falling towards the relative area of the base. They were falling really fast. He saw four of them go right over his head. They all landed at least thirty klicks from the base. He knew this couldn't be a meteor showered and all twenty of the balls of light made it down. No way that could happen. He quickly hit his comm and contacted Colonel Creed.
John quickly woke up as he heard his comm ring like a mad man. He got out of bed from his wonderful lover and gone to the comm, half asleep. He didn't know what time it was but it was too damn early to get his ass up that for sure. He answered the annoying noise maker. "What is it?" He said barely loud enough.
"John, get your team together, we got a situation. Get your combat gear on." It was Creed and he rudely hung up. That wasn't good.
John held his head. He was thinking: you got to be kidding me. John quickly walked towards the light switch and turned it on. He saw Kelly cover her shut eyes. He walked over to her and shook her up. "Kelly, got to get ready. We need to get suit up." John said. She made a groan.
"Ah, I don't want to. Can't Creed wait till morning?" She whined.
"Sadly its early morning and no. Now come on gunny get up." He ordered.
"Yes sir." She sat up from the mattress. She then rubbed her head. "How much did we drink last night?"
"I little too much." John smiled.
"Oh your smiling cause I got a hang over." She laughed. "Ow."
"Yeah its amusing when your cranky. Makes you into a mean devil dog like a marine should be." John laughed quietly.
"Well I think I'm too tired and hung over to dress myself major. Can you help?"
"What you can't adapt?"
"Not when I have you to help me out." She grinned.
"Fine ok, I guess I got to be the parent."
"You're more then that." She stood up unsteadily.
John smiled and looked around the room for her underwear. He didn't know why he was doing this. It was defiantly a first for him, maybe she was testing his parenting skills. He found her matching black and pink undergarment and went to her. He helped her with her bra and buckled it nicely. Then came the really weird part. He helped her with her thong and got it on. It made him feel good. He always liked how she plays with his head at strange moments. He then helped her with her pants and shirt. He could see she was clearly enjoying her self. John knew she had him wrapped around her finger. He got her finally dressed. He then began to put on his on clothes while she did her hair and the other girly things. He finally got his shirt on and then moved to the closet. He put his hand on the biometric scanner pad and it opened up. Inside the closet was two sets of full battle body armor. Then behind the armor were two fully loaded M41A pulse rifles. He began putting on the armor. A few seconds later so did Kelly. They helped each other to buckle the straps to the armor. John then stuck a tactical combat helmet on Kelly's head. He pushed the helmet forward so it covered her eyes. She laughed and hit him. Then she corrected the helmet. John meanwhile got his helmet on. Kelly then found a pulse rifle and slung it over her shoulder, she then found a combat knife and stuck it in her armored boot. John did the same. "Oh John. You look so good in that outfit." Kelly bit her lip.
"Yeah and you look better out of it gunny." John was now in "Officer" mood.
"I like it when you call me by my rank." She teased more.
"Cut the chatter and lets move out. We got to be on time." John ordered.
Kelly marched with John side by side. She liked when he got into his rank. Although she liked everything he does. She couldn't help but wonder why Creed would call so early in the morning. The sun wasn't even close to be seen yet. Hopefully its just a nice hunt in the dark. They were walking to Creed's briefing room. When they entered they saw the others and the other patrol captains. Creed was at the head of a big table. He motioned everyone to take a seat. Kelly took a seat next to John. She could tell everyone is tired and wants to go back to sleep. Creed's eyes were blood shot and his black hair was a mess. "I got a call this morning from Lt. Williams." He motioned to Nate. "He was one of the four marines who saw twenty meteors crash thirty or so klicks away." He took a deep breath. "I think its easy to tell that they really weren't rocks for none of them burned up."
"So what are they sir?" Jason spoke.
"We don't know but my best guess is that they are pods of some kind."
"Where did they come from sir?" Captain Johnson spoke, he had a rough face but was fairly good looking.
"That's the thing. Gates has reported no ship in orbit, dark side or light side."
"So these pods are ghosts sir?" Rick spoke.
Creed's face got firm and a faint expression of hearing something stupid. "No, If they were they wouldn't have been on fire." He remarked. "It is where they came from that's ghostly Lance Corporal." Rick felt embarrassed, it was clear Creed was cranky.
"Here, how about I ask the best question here?" John started. "What do you want us to do about it?"
"About time someone here had some brains." Creed smiled. "Well major, we're going to send the patrol teams and your team out to find out what they are."
"Ok what 'pod' are we assigned to?" John used the term "Pod" lightly.
"You my friend will secure the closet one which is surprising a mere six klicks, the others are around thirty. That's the only pod we're looking at, the patrol captains will run tighter patrols and look out for anything unusual." Creed then remembered something. "Major, not to raise alert to the enemy that we are heading to the pods, your team and you are going to drop from high drop." Creed finished and motions for every one to leave.
When John got out of the room he took a deep breath and looked at the others of his team. They knew why Creed ordered for a high drop. High drop was a tactic used by the Orbital Marines of Delta Sunterra system. The men were suited up in a experimental armor. The armored suit was big with a fuel cell on the back. The armor was treated to ward off heat and the suit also had a cooling unit in it. The marines in the suit had a massive rocket board. They rode it like a surf board. The board was also a massive heat shield. These Marines would jump from a ship and re-enter the atmosphere of the planet. The armor prevented burn up and the cooling unit stop them from boiling in the suit. Then when they broke through they would ride the boards to the target area. Being held onto the board by powerful magnets and clamps, they would accelerate to mach two. The board was also an explosive. When they reached the drop off zone, they'd launch off the board on jump packs. The board would hit a target and explode. So the enemy was taken off guard and hurt while the marines moved in and finished them off. Seventy five percent of the marines trained to do this maneuver die in training. After training the remained are so trained that doing this was fun to them.
John remembered when he was a Navy SEAL and was called in to the General's office. He said that the joint chiefs of staff and the president, as well as colonel Williams requested him and ordered him to become a colonial marine, to command Fire team Foxtrot. Foxtrot was a team of military personal trained to do the impossible. It was part of a program called Fury. This program recruited trainers and DI's to train the men to be in USCMC black ops, they were giving the name Jackals. Named after the Egyptian mythology of the guardians of the after life. Foxtrot is a team formed of these hell hounds. They were specialized to do the amazing and the impossible and it was clear that Creed wanted proof for not to himself but to the rest of the base. John is going to give it to him.
Kelly was in the drop bay of the drop ship taking them into orbit. She was in her sliver mirrored like armor. The suit was big enough to fit over the combat armor she wore underneath. Although the suit looked bulky it was very flexible and allowed good movement. She didn't put on her helmet but she wore her combat helmet at least. The drop bay wasn't much to look at, just a dark gray color and big enough to fit an APC. Nate was at the other side sitting down on a bench, chewing tobacco. Rick was smoking another cigar while Jason and John were checking there heat shielded weapons and incinerators. It sounded pretty stupid to have a flame thrower on this type of thing but they were specialized to ward off heat. So it wouldn't explode. Five rocket boards were laid against a bulkhead. They had to keep their magnetic boots online for the drop ship was too small to create enough artificial gravity to move around easily with out hitting the ceiling of the drop bay. "Ok devil dogs, get your helmets on. Going to depressurize the hold in thirty seconds." The co-pilot spoke.
Kelly quickly fitted the large suit helmet over her combat helmet and connected it to the collar. She then began the oxygen flow. Blue lights lit up the inside of the helmet. She then played her left hand over the wrist computer to power up the suits cooling unit and jets. She then activated the heads up display (HUD). In the transparent face shield readings appeared showing: oxygen level, altitude, compass, motion tracker, fuel cell power, cooling energy, and then on the bottom left corner showed five life signs, her own and the others. When she looked at John, a little name spelled out as John appeared over his head. All of their suits were wirelessly monitored by each other and they used a secure comm line to communicate. Kelly then heard the bay depressurize. In a few second the depressurization was done. The bay then lowered down to reveal a blue green planet below. Kelly looked at the magnificent sight. It made her wanting to sit down and open a bottle of champagne and drink it with John. Of course with the bay pressurized and some sort of wall between them and hard vacuumed. "Nate did you forget to spit out your gum again?" Jason snickered.
"Crap I did. Damnit!" Nate swore.
"Well lets hope you don't choke on it. Sallow it if you can." John said. The comm was strong and sounded like they had there helmets off.
"I'll try sir." Kelly heard a sucking sound. "Yuck! I can't too much again." Nate whined.
"Nate. I swear you're my second in command and the best trooper I've seen and but if you die because of a piece of gum, I swear I'm going to bring you back and then kill you myself." John said harshly.
"Understood sir, I'll keep it against my gums and my mouth shut." Nate said back.
"Good and I plan to stick to my promise." John said with a smile back at Nate. Nate quickly nodded. "Ok marines! Lets fly!" John voice was filled with enjoyment.
Kelly them saw her HUD up load the targets location. Then she saw John grab a board and jumped out of the bay. "Heeeha!!!" John shouted over the comm.
Kelly quickly followed after him. "See you on the ground boys!!! WooHoo!!!" She shouted over the comm.
Kelly felt the rocket board's clamps onto her boots to hold her on. The magnets were working too but its always good to be attached. She felt the board push forward with rocket thrust. The boards were powered by fuel cells as well so liquid fuel was unnecessary. Kelly watched John following his every move. Kelly was the best of them at this type of maneuver but John always liked to race her down. She saw John lean back on the board as the thrust cut out. He brought the bottom of board to bear in front. The bottom was one big heat shield. She saw him polarize his face shield and brought down the blast shield. It blocked the face plate from getting charred. Kelly then saw streams of ion form a wake behind John. She then leaned back on hers and did the same as John. She took a breath and braced her self for the pushing force that was going to happen soon. She looked and saw streams of ionic partials fly around her. She was in the ionic sphere. Then she felt the pressure trying to push her back. She then activated the auto correction so she wouldn't be tossed out into the void. Kelly then saw the friction ignite and flames formed around her board. She watched the material glow red. Then her armor caught fire as well and began to glow. That's when she felt the heat, it was hell of hot but low enough to keep her conscious and alive. She watch herself and her board turn into a fireball as it entered the atmosphere. She was now in comm black out. She couldn't see a thing because of the flames. She crossed her arms and rested her fists on her shoulders. She could feel her body vibrate. She began to breath fast. Her eyes were a flutter the sheer intensity of the drop was overwhelming. Then her HUD turned red. Warning cool cell one is damaged and is spreading. Recommend eject fuel cell before damage spreads to cell two. The words ran across her face plate. She took her left hand moved it towards her right wrist. She pressed the cool cell one release. She felt something fly from her back. The heat temp rose but stopped at the red line. It held. Only a minute and thirty seconds and then the friction and fire will stop. She had to stay conscious. The minute passed by like hours to her. She then felt a kick and the fire stopped. She then pushed forward on the board and leveled it. Her armor was glowing red. It was day time. She removed the blast shield and cleaned the screen of her wrist computer. She then pressed a blue button. Under the board wings shot out. She now had control over it in the atmosphere. She read her speed. Point-nine-mach. She saw John in front of her. He waved his hand while not turning back, or the movement might launch him off of the board. Kelly activated her rear camera. She saw Rick, Jason, and Nate behind her. Kelly then pressed her right foot forward and made the boards thrust increase. She came along side John and then passed him. "Sorry Major Love, I got to pass you, your too slow! Good for bed but bad for everything else!" Kelly joked. She heard every one laugh.
"Well, I guess ladies first then. Ok every one listen up ETA to drop point is in thirty seconds!" John said.
They all where deseeding downwards. Kelly could see tree tops and they got bigger and bigger. Soon they were about hundred feet above the trees. They soared over the base. She looked up and saw the crash site coming up fast. She hit the eject and suddenly she was launched into the air off of her board. The others did the same. Ever since the explosives in the boards weren't armed they stuck out of the ground like sticks put in the ground. Kelly was now in a free fall and was going forward at the same time. She was heading towards the bare ground of the crash site. She then activated her jump pack and used its jets to slow her fall. She landed on her feet perfectly and dropped into a crouch. She reached back grabbed her pulse rifle and cleared the muzzle. The others landed a few seconds later and did the same.
Kelly found herself in awe at the unknown metal pod. It was made of some alloy she has never seen before. The pod looked a lot like a flower. The metal was dark. It had some unknown writing on it. In all manners the pod spoke alien all over it. She noticed there was a square hole in the pod and a leathery growth slumped over. At the top it looked like a opened flower pedal. She could see inside it and it was empty. She wondered what came out of it. She then heard John say strip the suits. They all took turns on watch while the others removed the their suits.
Kelly felt good to be out of that thing. It was like being in a flexible coffin. It felt good to have the jungle air flowing through her lungs. "Come on Kelly take off your top, give us a show. It'll give us something to check out beside that metal dildo sticking out of the ground." Jason joked.
"Hey private!" Nate called Jason.
"Sir!"
"Shut the f**k up! Only men get that pleasure not boys." Nate ordered and joked at the same time. Crass as ever.
"Yes sir." Jason said quietly, obviously disappointed.
"I can't hear you!"
"YES SIR!" Jason shouted.
"Nate." John called.
"Sir." Nate said.
"Take Jason and scout out the left flank. Make sure there's nothing behind that thing."
"Sir!" He tapped Jason and moved to the left flank of the pod.
Kelly was glad Nate stepped in and got Jason to shut up, she was about to hit him with the butt of her rifle. She didn't like to be asked to do a strip tease and especially by Jason. Surprisingly though Rick hasn't said a word. Most of the time Rick and him stuck together.
Nate liked to call them lovers. Personally she liked how Nate was an officer and had a sergeant personality. Then there was her knight in shining marine battle armor, John the best officer she has ever met. He wasn't stuck up like most of them and has a sense of humor. She was glad all of them came down ok. John then made a hand sign for them to move forward. Kelly saw Nate wave his hand in the air left to right and back. He liked to do that for all clear. When Kelly got close to the leathery growth it made her a little sick. It had slime all over it and it smelled like a dogs ass. It was clear something came out of it. "I think we should burn it." Kelly spoke.
"Yeah it might smell better, I know for sure burnt flesh smells better then this shit." Rick said holding his nose. "No telling what micro-organisms are in that thing." John gave the go ahead for it.
Kelly slung her rifle and grabbed the incinerator. She turned it on. A blue flame was at the tip. She then squeezed the trigger and felt the weapon push a bit as it spewed out blue and yellow flames. The jelly shot from the flame thrower stuck on the growth and burned it. It started to shrivel up and collapse. Black smoke was coming from it. Rick was right it did smell better. Kelly then heard a soft pitter-patter she looked up and saw a huge yellow spider. It jumped at her but it was shot out of the sky by John. Its yellow blood fell on her helmet and began to make the helmet sizzle and pop. Kelly threw her helmet off of her head and let melt away. "Did you just see that! It's blood is eating my helmet!" Kelly shouted.
John looked at the helmet and then at the yellow spider. It had a big hole from the bullet from his side arm. He then remembered the dream. The blood. The same yellow blood. That ate Kelly away. He looked at the spider closer. He was looking at its legs, long and bony. Then the texture of it; well he thought it was skin. More like a hide of some sort. It looked a lot alike the growth in the pod and some relation to the dragon in his nightmare. He saw that the thing had a fleshy ovipositor or tube like thing coming from a hole in its underside. It reminded him too much of a girls vulva. Great a pussy with a dick that comes out instead of in. he thought quietly to himself. He then looked at its abdomen which had two sack like membranes. So it has nuts too, great. John didn't like this thing. It was creeping him out. He was glad he shot it dead before it jumped on Kelly, no telling what that thing might of done to her. Looked like it was going to rape her mouth. That's right no one or thing touches my girl's mouth like that but me. John kicked it aside.
Jason was disappointed that the blood didn't hit Kelly's chest so she'd take her top off but hey sometimes it never happens does it? He couldn't help about thinking with his dick at the moment. Doing that type of drop gave him such a big rush it was amazing and gets his dick hard. He loves to live off adrenalin . It gets him up. He hoped no one could see the bulge in his pants thinking about Kelly without her top. God the major was lucky to have her. Jason really wasn't impressed about the alien pod. His mind then raced about how could the major handle a girl like Kelly. He figured Kelly would be a hurricane in the sack. He liked the way she fired her gun to, he couldn't help but think of her shooting his gun off. That made him chuckle to himself lightly. He knew a girl like Kelly was too young for the Major. John is like thirty and she's like twenty. Then Jason remembered something scary about the major, he was a Navy SEAL. One of the best too. Jason went into about fifty hot zones with John and it still scared him on how he can kill. John was quick, and heartless when it came to battle. Jason heard a rumor that John never misses either. Jason hoped if Kelly ever came to him that he wouldn't be in John's sights. No wonder Kelly likes him, John is by far the toughest sonvabitch in this squad.
Jason decided to finally touch the pod. It was cold to the touch, like ice cold. Some how the metal remained cool. He ran his hand over the runes of the metal. Then he felt a bullet slam into his shoulder. He instinctive gone down to his belly making him a smaller target. "We got company!!!!" he shouted. "At my six!"
When Nate heard the gun shots he crouched down behind an out cropped boulder. He could feel bullets pounding into it. Terrorist patrols this deep in our territory unlikely, must be an assault team for the base. He peeked his head over from cover and saw the shots came from a few meters in the jungle. Nate was lucky to duck for a bullet flew right pass his head. Nate laid his rifle on the ground and unsung the miniature rocket launcher from his back. Its meant for anti-personal and he always had it on him. Right now though he wished Rick brought a pack with a sentry gun in it but this would have to do. The rocket launcher had clip of mini rockets sticking from the middle of the launcher. He made sure it was in tight. He had seven shots. He propped up the side scope. The scope scanned for warm bodies. Six of them dead center. "Take this and shove it up your goat f**king asses." Nate fired.
The rocket soared through the air and slammed a terrorist in the chest making him explode into a blaze of flaming chunks and sent a fragments of bone into two others as well as making them slam into tree trunks. Nate was about to fire another shot at the others but he saw something strange through the scope. Something black grabbing one of them. It then bit his chest and dragged the poor man screaming away. Nate had no clue what that was, but he took the shot at the remaining two. It exploded and sent the remaining two man flying into more trees. Nate then made a quick scan for any movement or warm bodies. Nothing. "All dead!" He shouted.
When the shooting started Rick saw Kelly pull the Major down faster then he could do it on his own. Man she liked him. Then again if the major got hit, we all might be screwed. Then a few more seconds Nate took out the bad guys with a rocket launcher. Classic macho action move style for sure. Rick was lucky to have the pod in front of him so he was covered completely. Yep it was just another action movie to Rick, the good guys blow shit up and don't die. Classic.
Kelly had John on top of her. She pulled him down hard and mistakenly had him on top of her. Or was it? She giggled. She felt John keeping his body to cover her as a shield. She admired him. She then heard Nate firing his rockets. Good old Nate always ahead of the pace when it came to fire fights. She then felt something warm fall onto her lip. It tasted like blood. She looked at John's shoulder. The bullet hit his shoulder between the protective plats. She looked up at John, he had his face down but he was awake and it seemed like he didn't even realize he was hit. Then the firing stop. Kelly quickly pushed John off of her and laid him on his back. He smiled. She removed the shoulder padding of his armor and got a better look at the wound. Nothing major, just a small nick. Most of the bullet was deflected into the shoulder pad, for it fell out. She got out the small piece of lead that was in his shoulder though. She was scared if it was major. John smiled and kissed on the her lips, and then got up after Nate said all clear. That kiss made her blush. She then snapped out of it and got up and waited for orders.
John's shoulder was burning with pain but he shook it off. He's the CO of this team and must maintain uninjured for the sake of moral. He hid his pain well. John motioned everyone to form up. John saw Jason was hit but his armor protected him. That's good. "Ok every one listen up we're going to get out of here. Clearly there's nothing out here but that pod and that spider. Someone pick that thing up and take it back with us. Rick call for pick up." Everyone nodded.
Rick walked back a bit and then switched to another comm channel. "This is Fire team Foxtrot! We need pick up! Hostiles have been reported in area. Repeat pick up."
"Foxtrot. This is Big bird. What is your location?" The pilot spoke.
"Six klicks West. The closest meteor that crashed last night."
"Copy that. ETA six minutes. Stand by. Over." The pilot ended the transmission.
Resh-Desh was amazed to see a group of humans re-enter the atmosphere on some type of board. Very dangerous maneuver indeed. Resh preferred pods. It was clear that the humans have gotten bolder the last time he hunted them. His ship didn't land to far from where the humans touched down. Resh watched the five them closely. He was of course high up in a tree and cloaked along the edge of the crash site. He made quiet noises to himself in curiosity. He watched how they moved. He could tell they were trained in a higher intensity then their other kind. The way they walked, looked around. Resh could see fellow warriors like himself. He found himself drawn to their leader. He was taller then the rest of them. When he spoke all of them listened. Then Resh noticed the female was emitting some type of pheromones when she looked at him. Resh's mask showed the chemical makeup of it. Resh found that the female was attracted to the alpha male. Resh knew now that there leader is an alpha male of the humans. He noticed the other males. The youngest one was clearly turned on towards the female. Resh's mask picked up a high amount of blood intensity in his pants. This made Resh laugh lightly. Resh then scanned the one with some type of explosive launcher on his back. Resh's mask showed readings on his armor and weapons. Resh then noticed they all were the same type of armor. The armor is strong but not strong enough to take multiple hits from his plasma casters anti-personal mode. Then Resh heard human weapon discharges.
Resh saw one of the alpha's men fall down. The rest of them headed for cover. The female pulled the alpha down to protect him from getting killed. The alpha laid on top of the female to protect her. Most interesting. Resh then looked at the jungle on the other side. Some enemy humans were their shooting. Six of them. Then Resh saw the one with the launcher tube fire a explosive and killed three humans. Then Resh saw something else. Like the shadows come to life. Resh quickly switch vision modes to electro. The area turned a dark green and in bright green was a honor prey. The honor prey emitted a high electromagnetic field, one of the only way of finding them. It quickly grabbed a man and dragged him away screaming. So the honor prey have transformed already. Then the launcher human fired another round and killed the remaining enemies. Resh then saw the female treat an injury to the alpha. He then pressed his mouth against the female. Some sort of ritual of love Resh figured. Then he got up.
Resh watched the alpha speak. Resh quickly activated his translator and zoomed in on the alpha male. He was telling them to prepare for pick up from a ship. Resh couldn't let that happen. Resh then saw the one called Rick move away and activated a comm channel. Resh triangulated the transmission to the east. He looked and saw some sort of craft moving towards the group. Resh scanned its speed. It would arrive here in six minutes. Resh had to take care of this. He quickly opened his wrist computer and switch his plasma casters setting to anti-vehicle. This setting fires a different form of plasma that's much bigger but it raises the temperature of the caster so it needs to cool down before to be fired again. So this setting is almost pointless to use against anti-personal, not unless they are in a big group. The tiny weapon swirled on Resh's shoulder tracking the target. To fire the weapon all Resh needs to do is pump his right fist. Resh watched through his mask as the computer locked on. A red triangle formed over the left side of the ship. Resh waited a little bit longer to get the best shot. It came. He pumped his fist and felt his shoulder get hot and a slight push. He watched how a small plasma ball grow to the size of his chest in an instance. The blue plasma soared through the sky at alarming speed and impacted the side of the human ship.
John was shocked to see the drop ship get hit by a massive blue ball of plasma. The armor of the ship melted and bubbled. Then it began to catch fire. John saw the pilot and co-pilot eject before the drop ship erupted into a ball of flame and crashed into the jungle. John saw the two crew men's parachutes open and landed five meters from them. John quickly gave the move in hand sign towards the crew men. John stayed behind and looked for where that ball of light came from. John shouldered his pulse rifle and looked into its scope. He found some sort of distortion in the trees. Like a trick of the light. Shift suit. John fired his weapon.
Resh saw the alpha male aiming its weapon at him. The human fired. Resh felt bullets hammer into his chest plate. Resh quickly jumped from the tree. He then took cover behind it. Resh then looked down and saw a green glow on the ground. He was hit. Resh felt more bullet hammer into the back of the tree. Resh then heard seven weapons firing in his direction. Resh's plasma caster was still too hot to fire. He quickly reached behind him and removed a metal disc. The disc increased in size. He put his finger threw the holes in it. Resh then threw the disc as he stuck his body out from the trunk of the tree. The female saw it coming and ducked and a male from the ship got cut through the middle. His torso slid off of his lower half in a slow motion spraying blood up and down. The man was clawing at himself to stay to together and then he screamed and bled. The disc then came back to Resh and he caught it. When all of them looked at horror at their disfigured comrade he made his escape. He didn't want to kill them all off to quick. He wanted to enjoy it.
John looked at the poor marine. He was screaming and his guts were fallen out of the bottom part of himself. John could see the mans legs right next to his chest kicking. John quickly pointed the gun at the mans head and blew his brains out. John didn't want to watch him suffer any more. John was glad Kelly ducked when she did or that man would have been her. John hoped the marine will rest in peace.
John then felt everyone's eyes upon him. He looked at them. They all were a little shaken at what happened, except Nate, he saw him aiming at the forest. At least some one was keeping watch. John looked at the others, they all understood what he did and nodded. John then quickly activated his comm. "Base Tango! Do not send a any drop ship for pick up. My team and me are walking back. Unknown enemy presences in area be on watch. Over." John reported and cut the line. "Lets move out!" John ordered.
Rick was hanging around the pilot of the drop ship. The man seemed scared but he held his pistol firm. They were walking through the jungle heading east towards the base. With all the jungle trees and leaves the bright light of the day was a green and shadow. Cooler in cover at least. Rick figured they would make the base sometime at night. It was a hard ahead anyways, they are in the west part of the jungle the thickest of it. Lots of roots and bushes. Also the terrain was uneven. "Hey pilot. What your name?" Rick said.
"Jeff." he said back shaken.
"Hey Jeff, calm down. You're here with the best ok. We know this jungle no worries. Now tell me where ya from bro?"
"Ares, Mars."
"Mars. Cool, nice place been there once."
"Nights are still cold sadly."
"That mars for ya. Earth is always hot. Even at night unless your in Russia or Antarctica."
"Yeah I was on earth for boot camp. It is hot."
"You get used to it. Now you got any family book home?" Rick was trying to calm the man down.
"Yeah, I have a wife and kids. Also my mom."
"What are your kids names Jeff?"
"Ah, Sara, Jason, and Catherin after her mom."
"Your wife, is she nice, hot, ugly? You know that type of thing."
"She's hot very hot, but she can be some what of a bitch though, although she can suck pearls off an oyster." Jeff smiled. Rick laughed.
"Yeah, I had this one girl friend, but damn. She was hot but kept on breaking my head over for such small things."
"Been there done that.'
"So how old are your kids?"
"Ah...Catherin is seven, Sara is eight, and Jason is ten."
"That's good man, I hope your proud of them."
"I am."
Rick then caught site of something. Like a trick of the light. Rick knocked Jeff down and fired at the thing in the tree. He was firing quick bursts of automatic fire. He then saw white/blue light come at him. He quickly rolled to his left, dodging it. He continued to fire. The thing was just standing there taking it. Then the others joined in and fired. Then Rick lost sight of it. It jumped. Then suddenly Rick felt something strong grab his throat and lift him off the ground. He looked down and saw the shimmer holding him. Rick brought up his gun and slammed it down on top of the things face, hard. It then chuckled an evil laugh of amusement. He did it again and again. He felt the grasp get tighter, then Rick was thrown into something hard. He had to have flew about a good twenty feet. He felt his ribs crack.
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When John saw Rick get picked up and thrown like a rag doll he opened up on full auto. The thing was fast, it ran to the left. The shift suit it was wearing was almost prefect even when it was moving. John followed his gun on it and kept on firing. Damn it was fast. It then ran and jumped up against a tree and flipped over John's head. John quickly ducked and rolled dodging some type of bladed weapon. John then saw Nate open up on full auto at the thing in the shift suit. The thing turned around and aim some type of side arm. It fired. A net flew and hit Nate sticking him up against a tree. The net started to tighten and cut Nate. He quickly put his gun in front of him stopping him from getting turned into tiny pieces. John then saw Jason open up on his flame thrower. The yellow flame soared threw the distance between John and the cloak thing. It let out a massive scream of pain. Then suddenly the image became whole. It was a massive armored humanoid figure. It had to be at least a head taller then John. Its dreadlock hair, that looked more like flesh then hair, snapped back when it turned to face Jason. Jason fired again burning the things chest. It still kept on walking towards him. It wasn't human John knew that or it would have been dead already. Its fleshy skin was like a think hide. "Jason increase the focus on the thrower!" John shouted while he fired at the armored figure.
Jason quickly tightened the focus of the thrower. The flame was now more intense and narrower. He aimed at the monster's stomach. Its mesh like armor was glowing red. Jason tightened the focus again. The flame boiled the armor and shot into its hide like flesh. He burned a hole straight through the monster. It screamed in fury and pain. Then suddenly Jason saw something swirl on its shoulder. It fired a blue light and hit him dead center in the chest, making him fly off of his feet. The monster then fell to the ground dead.
John quickly ran to Jason's side. Jason was on his back breathing hard. John quickly removed the breast plate. The armor has a big hole in it and under it was Jason's burnt flesh. His flesh was blackened, it also boiled a little. John quickly grabbed into his pack pulled out a can of health foam. The foam repairs damaged cells and kills infection. John then took out a spray bandage and sprayed on Jason's burn. It quickly solidified. John then pulled out a small injection of strong pain killers, it also had a white blood cell booster in it. John slammed the little needle into Jason's neck and pushed down on the button. He then removed it. "God Major, your the fastest doctor I ever met." Jason smiled. John smiled and propped Jason on his back up against a tree trunk.
"Hey can some one please get me down from here?" Nate asked. He was stuck to a tree trunk.
John motioned to Kelly and she ran to Nate and pulled a knife. When she tried to cut the wires of the net the net cut the blade in half. "What the f**k?" Kelly swore.
John found a knife on the monster's armored boot and pulled it out. He quickly walked to Nate. "Maybe this will cut it." The alien knife cut the wires like it was paper.
Clearly the knife was all one piece of metal just made into wicked sharpened piece of unknown alloy. It was clearly sharpest thing John has ever held. Nate fell out of the net like a caught fish. He yelped has he hit the ground hard. John walked back to the armored alien and removed the knife's sheath and strapped it to his boot. John looked closely at the knife again. He noticed that the blade had two points and were heavily serrated edges. Yeah it was a wicked looking knife. It was double edged. He looked at the edges. Clearly cut by a very focused laser. John quickly tried to cut a branch from the tree. The branch was as think as a baseball bat and the knife cut through it like it was flesh. Yeah sharp. John sheathed the knife. He didn't dare touch any more of the hardware on the alien for it might be booby trapped. John then remember Rick.
John found Rick laying on his side knock out. John saw the back of his armor was dented inward. That thing really thrown him hard to do that. Rick then slowly woke up with a grunt. "You ok Rick?" John said.
"Yeah. Just a few. Ow." He yelped. "Cracked rips." He still managed a smile, that was good.
John careful got Rick to his feet and tightened his chest plate to hold his ribs in place. "Just don't breath to strong Rick ok?"
"Aye sir." He nodded and limped around a little, trying to walk off the pain.
John knew with Jason and Rick hurt like this was going to slow them down. They still had four klicks to go. Which was about two and half miles going threw the thickest part of the jungle. Who knew how many more of those armored alien where out here and worse, that monster in his nightmare. He knew that spider was related to it some how. "Pilot! Jeff right? Take Rick's rifle and give him your pistol." Jeff nodded and traded weapons with Rick.
John checked his watch. It'll be dark soon. They'll need to make camp soon. "Ok Nate, help Jason. Jeff stay close to Rick. Kelly watch our six, and I'm on point. Let travel at least one more kilometer, then we set up camp. Ok?" They all nodded and understood. "Oh some one give Rick a pain killer. Or some booze." Jeff gave Rick a flask and smiled, Rick chuckled lightly trying not to cause more pain.
Its been about a few hours and its dark. They made a low camp fire with just some ambers glowing and a small flame. Soon they were going to put it out. John wanted to give them some comfort so he let them make one. Nate was happy enough to take the first watch. He was a few feet away from the fire in the dark with spook eyes on. Every thing he saw was in a sharp blue contrast. John bet Nate could see the nuts on an ant with those on. Jason was asleep and Rick was drunk. Jeff was playing a game with cards with himself while Kelly laid her back against John's chest with there guns over her lap. John could smell the shampoo in her hair. Smelled like lavenders. John allowed her to lay down. All of them needed to relax a little. They have been through a lot. John looked at his watch. He then nodded to Jeff. Jeff then threw a helmet full of dirt on the fire and then poured some water on it. The fire went out. Bed time. Surprisingly it was very dark. John couldn't see a thing. He then felt Kelly grab his hands. She didn't have her breast plate on so she shoved his hands up her shirt and under bra. John laughed lightly. Kelly you minx. She then looked up and kissed him lightly on the lips. Then she made herself comfortable and drifted off to sleep. John held his hands on her bare breasts. The soft flesh was nice to feel after today and Kelly was clearly enjoying it. She made soft moans under her breath. Then John got a text message on his cell phone. It was from Nate. It read: You go major! You are such a player!! OWOOOOGA!!!!! John laughed at that. John replied that Nate should get back to work. John then felt Kelly tense about why his hands were gone. John knew she had him wrapped around her finger, he returned his hands and tried to get some sleep.
Nate was enjoying himself while he was on watch. When he was a sergeant and before project Fury. He was a patrol guard on the night shift for the base he was stationed at. At first it was boring but after a few times you get used to it, and even enjoyed it. It gave him time to think. He loved the smell of the jungle night. Nate knew those armored aliens were out there watching. He could feel it. Actually one stooped on a branch a hundred feet away. It was just watching him and the others. Nate wondered why? Maybe they have some thing about attacking the enemy while they were sleeping. As long as it stayed away and not attack with that gun of its, Nate has no problem. The others needed rest. Hell Nate even waved at it. Its masked face turned side ways in curiosity. It still remained there and didn't move. Then Nate suddenly realized about them, they moved a lot like a predator does, like a lion. They stay hidden and stalk their targets. Nate decided to call them predators. Why else isn't it attacking? Because it's spotted. Also Nate noticed the hardware they had, lots of weapons and cloaking technology. If they were a form of black ops Nate and the others would be dead right now. Only people that Nate knows that carry lots of hardware and tech that can hide ones self were hunters. Nate figured it all out now, he was sure of it. They were hunters and people are their prey. After all why else not shoot him dead right now?
Resh was on the branch looking at the only human on guard. Resh saw it wave at him, he wondered why he did such a thing? Resh then realized that the human was communicating it could see him. The human didn't fire though? Most humans would shoot. Resh figured it was cause he wanted the others of its kind to rest and gain their strength back. Resh knew if he attacked the human would attack as well, or if he moved out of sight at all. Resh also knew if he approached the human would fire. Resh then realized he was making a truce at the moment. As long as Resh didn't do anything aggressive the human won't attack. A part of Resh told him to kill the human and its company for they killed Sulk-Rash. Sulk-Rash overestimated the humans and ended up dead for it, Resh knew that. Although the violent side of Resh demanded blood. Resh's other side was telling him to wait take his time. It would make the hunt more grand and worth it. Resh agreed with that side. He would wait and take his time, for he had all the time in the world. The longer he waited the more pleasurable the kills will be.
Resh then looked at his true target. The alpha male of the humans. Resh was also had honor prey to hunt as well but at the moment they didn't pose of interest yet... or at least not more then the human alpha did. Resh zoomed in the human through his helmet. He then modified the vision to add detail to the humans face. It cleared. Resh looked over his looks carefully. Even when the human was sleeping it glowed of danger. Peaceful at sleep and yet still able to give off fear to the enemy. A worthy prey indeed. Resh then looked at the human next to his prey. She was beautiful in the humans respect. It was only natural that the alpha male gets the worthiest female. Resh understood this for he was the alpha of his clan. The strongest and smartest. Resh has survived the harshest of battle and hunts. He also showed a great amount of patience. The real reason why he attacked the female was to try to excite the alpha male to attack him in anger and rage. He wanted the alpha's skull. Resh attack proved futile for the female was also a skilled warrior and avoided the disc. Resh was thinking on how to get the human to come after him. Resh then realized did this human really prove its worth yet to him? No it hasn't Resh was attracted to its looks and effect on the others of its kind. Resh didn't know anything about its combat abilities. So far only the youngest one killed a fellow hunter. Resh decided he will wait until he saw proof that the alpha male was as dangerous as he looks.
Resh then heard something in the tree next to him. He looked and switched vision modes. Right when he switched to electro a Honor prey leapt at him and knock him off the branch. Resh landed hard on the ground with the drooling dragon on top of him. Its elongated head raised to his face level. It had no eyes, and just a sharp set of teeth. It opened its mouth slowly. Resh watch the inner jaw open. The prey shot the piston like jaw outward at incredible speed. Resh moved his head to the left and grabbed the jaw with his hand. He made an evil chuckle and tore it from its mouth. The honor prey quickly pulled backwards clawing at its mouth in pain. Resh punch it hard in the chest, it flew off of him. It made a painful shriek. Resh then got up, he didn't use any weapons. He wanted to kill it with his hands.
Nate was surprised to see some type of black animal attack the predator with such anger. Nate watch it knock the predator out of the tree. A good fifty feet from the ground. The predator landed on it's back with the thing on top of it. Nate then got a good look at it. The animal was black but it had spines growing out of its back. It had a banana shaped head. No eyes what so ever, yet it saw some how. Nate noticed it had a spine like tail which ended in a sharpen blade of its own. Nate knew it was the thing that dragged away that terrorist. This monster put fear in the deepest part of Nate's gut.
Nate then saw the monster shoot something out of its mouth. The predator moved his head out of the way and grabbed it at the same time. Nate then saw it was a second jaw that the monster shot out. The jaw was extend on a square shaped type of flesh maybe bone. The predator yanked it clear out of its mouth. Nate saw some blood flow out of its mouth as it gone backwards clawing at its mouth. The predator then punched it in the chest and shot it clear off of him. Man the predator was strong. The predator then got up and didn't draw any weapons. Instead it just stood there waiting. Nate was surprised how tall the monster was. It was as tall as the predator maybe taller. An easy three meters tall at least. Nate realized it was another alien, he didn't remember running into those things before. Nate also saw it was very slender as well. Then the alien crouched down and brought it tail up like a scorpion. Nate then heard a hiss from it, even from here. Its tail had to be another three meters long for it swung right over the predator's head. Then the alien swung the tail low and hard. The predator caught it and tugged on it hard, completely pulling the alien into the air as the predator swung it like a massive hammer. The alien collided into a tree trunk so hard Nate saw the trunk crack and was about to fall if it took another hit. The predator kept on swinging the alien around into more trees. The alien was giving out massive shrieks of pain and fury. Nate was surprised no one has woke up yet. Then the predator snapped the alien's tail clean off during a swing and sent the alien flying into a tree trunk. Nate saw the aliens blood spray out from the broken part of its tail. Nate saw the ground sizzle, acid. Nate then knew that spider was related to that thing!
Resh was enjoying himself. He also liked how the human was watching in awe at his work. The honor prey then got up. Its bloody mouth and broken tail flowing pressurized acid. Resh then let out a loud roar. The honor prey charged again with its sharpened claws out. Resh gave it a fistful of pain when he punched it square in the teeth. He felt the armored teeth crack and crumble. The honor prey's head shot backwards and it staggered. Resh then decided to end this. He quickly pressed a few buttons on his wrist computer. A metal gauntlet unfolded around the Resh's fist. Resh then socked the alien dead center punching through its armored hide. He grasped one of its hearts and yanked it cleanly out. His armor was immune to the acid blood. The honor prey then clawed at its gaping wound. Blood flowing out of it like a water fall. It let out a massive dieing shriek before it fell to the ground. Resh laughed loudly and then let out a massive roar in victory! His blood thirst was satisfied for now. This will be a grand hunt!
Nate was completely blown away. He had a hard time comprehending what just happened. He knew for sure this predator was a lot tougher then the one Jason killed. Nate just realized they were clearly out gunned here. He realized he was at the predators mercy no way he could take out that thing. Nate then thought of his rocket launcher. He quickly dropped his rifle and brought the launcher from his back. He kept it rested on his shoulder. Ready to pop up and fire at any moment. He knew he should take the shot now but he didn't know how strong the predator was. Hopeful it'll keep it from attacking him and the others. He hoped.
Resh turned around and saw the human had his explosive launcher at the ready. The human wasn't stupid, it clearly was frightened but not stupid. Resh knew he couldn't take a direct hit to that weapon. Resh then saw the other humans wake up and grab their helmets. He saw the alpha get up first and aim its rifle at Resh. Resh had to leave his kill. He quickly cloaked and turned and ran. A smart hunter knew when he was out matched. He wasn't running just falling back to a better and safer position. He heard human weapon fire as he ran. In a few seconds Resh was gone and hidden from threat. The only thing in Resh's mind was that this hunt will be a great one.
John didn't hit the armored alien. He then saw the thing laying on the ground and he went cold. It was the monster from his dream. This one was dead, clearly killed by the alien. Nate then heard him call it a predator. He said the predator killed it. So John now has a name to call the humanoid aliens now. John quickly walked towards the dead creature on the ground. It was obviously another alien. John saw the blood eat the ground that it fell on. It was real. Now John had two
things to worry about. He quickly checked his watch. It was four am. I guess they would have to move out. John wondered why Nate stayed on watch then get some sleep. Then John realized, he was watching the predator. He didn't fire at it because he didn't need to. John was glad he put Nate on watch, if it was any one else they would of fired and most likely killed us all in the process for the predator would of attacked back. John marched back to camp. "Good job Nate. You saved our lives tonight." John admired Nate's tactical thinking.
"Thank you sir." He said back.
John quickly started another fire. He needed some light. The spook eyes were annoying to him. John grabbed his incinerator and made it spew a flame on the wood in the stone circle. He then grabbed some fresh wood and put it on the fire. He removed his spook eyes so he didn't get blinded looking at the fire. He saw Kelly just now wake up. He smiled to himself. With all the racket and she remained asleep. She was clearly a little dazed. John heard the others laugh lightly. She then noticed John wasn't where he was and looked around. She then saw him looking at her and smiled. "You look dazed gunny." John said.
"Yeah I was having a nice dream and then I woke up after feeling the heat of a thrower." Kelly said heavenly.
John sat down next to the fire and heard Kelly crawl to him and laid her head on his lap. John knew if Creed or any other officer saw this he'd be in deep shit. He didn't mind Jeff and the others cause well they been through the same thing. Being chased by aliens. "Hey Nate come over here and relax. I don't think we'll be attack right now." John started and Nate joined them. "Ok we'll eat our breakfast and then move out. Still got three klicks to go." Every nodded and dug through their bags for meals ready to eat (MRE).
Kelly was still half asleep but managed to grab a MRE. She opened it up. Took out a the box inside and bag poured in some water to heat the bag by a chemical reaction, took the food bag and water bag shoved it in the box and let it cook. Yum the smell of stale food. She pulled a small green bottle of liquid green pepper. She poured a few drops into the rice and beans. She mixed it with the fork it came with. She then began to eat. The spice helped a lot. She smiled when she realized that John loved MREs. She saw him eating it happily. He said he loved all types of food. The others asked her for her bottle. She gave it to Jason to pass around. She rubbed her hair. It was clearly in a mess. She'll fix it after she's done eating. She then realized the front of her bra was unbuckled and her shirt was partly open. The buttons unhooked when she put John's hands up her shirt. No wonder everyone wasn't talking, they were looking at her chest, except John who was busy eating. She quickly closed and buttoned her shirt. She heard every one but John moan in objection. Kelly felt a little shameful, hopefully it brought up moral a little. Then she got a funny idea. She flashed them once more and then closed her shirt shut for good. Every one laughed and she saw John saw it and laughed as well. "Nothing better then a flash to make your day." John said making a joke.
"Hey I was just bringing up moral major." Kelly smiled.
"Made my moral go up." Jason added.
"Thank you." Kelly said. Every one laughed.
John was glad to see Kelly bringing up moral although she flashed her boobs at everyone. He didn't sweat it this time. They needed a good picture in there head after they seen that marine got sliced in half. Then John got another text message from Nate. It read: Maybe you and Kelly should find a bush and have a ride. John almost choked on his food when he read it. Good old Nate always making him laugh. It was a good idea, John wouldn't mind really. Then he realized he'd have his guard down if he did. Right now he had to keep his guard up. He still laughed though.
Kelly could feel her sex drive cry for her to take John behind a tree or a bush. It was funny how under the possibility of death, one wanted to have sex. She ached for it, but she put it in the back of her mind. She focused on eating. She shouldn't have flashed them, it made her sex drive worse. Come on just eat. Stop thinking about getting filled. She was going crazy. She hoped the next three kilometers will go by fast. Once when she gets to that nice comfy room again, she's going to give John the ride of his life. She shook her head. Stop thinking about that! She then finally focused on eating and her mind calmed down again. Then she realized what she really wanted to eat. There she goes again.
Kelly had to distract her self, so she walked towards her armor and began to put it on. It helped. She finally got it all on and her sex drive resided. Good.
They were finally on the move. Jason was looking forward to the base. His chest hurt like a mother f**ker and Rick was in the same boat. Luckily they both kept up pace. Jason noticed they all wanted to be back at the base. Jason didn't have a breast plate to protect his chest from a blast from another one of those plasma balls. He didn't like the thought of it. Hopefully he wouldn't be the one to get shot again. It was hot and Jason was miserable. He wanted to be back at the base, in a med bay and hitting on the hot nurses. Chicks dig injured men, makes them all wet. Now that type of thinking brought up Jason's mood. Jason decided to think sexy thoughts to help him get over the pain and the long agonizing walk.
Jeff was walking with the team minding his own business. He thought about his kids happily and think they just might get through this. Then saw movement and turned to face it. Then all he saw was a blue white light.
Rick saw Jeff's head explode in violent gore and turn and fired on the distortion. The alien de-cloaked and charged him. The others turned and fired but they all were close together. The alien hit Jason in the face knocking him out and kicked Nate into a tree and then bitch slapped Kelly. Rick charged and fired at the monster but it turned and elbow him and he fell into darkness.
John got up and faced the armored figure. It was a head taller then him. John faced it. He was wondering why it didn't kill him yet. Then it dropped into a combat stance. It wanted to fight him man to man? John saw it flick its right wrist and these long serrated blades shot out from the bracer it had on. John knew a challenge when he saw one. He drew the alien knife from his boot. It was as long as his fore arm. He inverted his grip on the knife so it pointed from the bottom of his hand. He then took a basic semper fu stance. He learned semper fu from the training in the USCMC, it was what they called their martial arts.
The Predator took a wide swipe at John. He jumped back barely dodging the blades. John charged in and sliced a chunk of the predator's armor off. It growled at him. They circled each other. Its helmet revealed nothing about its thoughts. John realized the helmet was made triangular to strike fear into its enemies. Too bad it didn't work on John. John knew the predator was heavier then him and stronger so he had to fight defensively and precisely. He needed to get the knife into its heart or brain. Luckily he proved that the knife can cut through their mesh like armor. The predator took another swiped. John ducked and pushed off the ground slamming the point of the knife into its gut. He then twisted the knife and pulled it out. The predator screamed. Then John gave a sharp elbow to its chin making it stagger. John then charged again but the predator regained its footing and grabbed him by the throat and lifted him off the ground. It then brought its bladed arm back. Aimed the points at John's gut. John quickly took the knife and slammed the point through the front of its helmet. It cried out and dropped him. It was grabbing at the hilt of the knife. John wondered why it wasn't dead yet, clearly they could take brain damage better then humans. John quickly grabbed his pulse rifle. He then shoved the barrel threw the visor in its helmet. He squeezed the trigger. The back of its head exploded outward. John saw that its blood glowed a bright green like a glow stick. It felled over backwards. John then removed the knife and sheathed it. Then he noticed a shadow above him high up. He pumped the over under grenade launcher. Aimed upward and fired at the branch where another predator was.
Resh quickly jumped to another tree and then another and then another, when the alpha noticed him. The branch the alpha shot exploded. Clearly the human had an explosive launcher on that weapon. Resh had mixed feelings about what happened. Ra'Tesh was dead, one of his best hunters dead. He was happy, angry, and sad all at the same time. Angry and sadness for the lost of Ra'Tesh and the happiness that the alpha male was deadly and more then capable. Resh was sure if he didn't react as fast as he did, he would have been badly injured. This alpha male is a special sort of prey. The way he moved, he never hesitated. He was cold and heartless. An efficient killer. Most humans when grabbed by the throat would feel fear but this one was different. Although his men were the same but the alpha was more intense. The way he cut Sluk-Tesh was thoughtless. Like pure instinct. Resh saw that the alpha had a powerful killing instinct. Resh also noticed that he enjoyed it too. This human was much like himself. Resh then realized that the human was like him, a predator. Resh wasn't hunting prey he was hunting a predator. A fellow hunter like himself. His skull will be the most prized for times to come. Resh knew it. Resh then realized he needed to get the other hunters to attack the human base and get the honor prey more provoked to attack the base as well. There is much to be done.
John cursed to himself. John also knew it was the same one from last night. He didn't like the way it was playing its sick games with him. John knew this one was different from the others. It wasn't overconfident. John had a feeling that it won't be the last time he'll see him. John was confident that the predator was indeed male. John then realized he should look over his men. He was sure enough Jeff was dead. John quickly ran to Kelly. Kelly was out cold but ok. He shook her awake and then moved on to Nate. Nate was spiting drool on the ground. He was kicked in the stomach but seemed ok for he still was cursing. John checked on Rick and Jason. They both were out cold. Clearly the predator just wanted to fight him. Killed Jeff to make us jump and knock out the rest and fight me. John hated being played with. John wanted to be treated seriously, if one can come in here and catch us off guard John deserved death. John then decide to get serious if they want to play, John was going to show them not to mess with team Foxtrot. "Every one listen up!" John said strongly.
John felt everyone look at him. "This is the last time these things are marching in here! I want all of you alert! See anything f**king move, blast it! Now lets move out!" John said harshly.
Kelly was surprised to see John so angry. Clearly he's mad. He's right to, we were too easy. We gotten cocky and soft. Now we were paying the price for it.
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This makes Fatale looks like a fruity-ass fan-fic. ;~;
Quote from: AliceApocalypse on Dec 07, 2011, 06:04:14 PM
Quote from: Master Chief on Dec 06, 2011, 08:10:57 PM
We all came from fish and we'll soon go back to being fish (It started already because I've been wanting to swim a lot lately). Cats, however, evolved specifically from catfish.
Master Chief never lets us down :laugh:
Ahahahaha.
OH BOY SOME MORE PURE GOLD FROM THE GHOUL!
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Omega= Unspeakable
Just went back in the chatlogs and nearly died laughing at this.
Quote from: Dowly on Dec 12, 2011, 07:25:28 PM
QuoteThe Town is beside the Forest, the Sewer is underneath the Town
Rebecca Black's new hit single right there. :laugh:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 14, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
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Omega= Unspeakable
Just went back in the chatlogs and nearly died laughing at this.
Googled it just to see what it was. :laugh:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 14, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
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Omega= Unspeakable
Just went back in the chatlogs and nearly died laughing at this.
Oh man I totally forgot about that.
'Plasma Fire from Mars' still sounds like a reasonable solution for that thing.
Quote from: King Rathalos on Dec 14, 2011, 09:09:21 PM
Googled it just to see what it was. :laugh:
STOP DELVING DEEP INTO WHAT SHOULD NOT BE
QuoteHis Achilles' Heel is female undergarments...
:laugh:
Quote from: Laufey on Dec 26, 2011, 03:12:20 PM
Quote from: Nerevar on Dec 26, 2011, 01:39:17 AM
back in the day with much shorter hair
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I've seen your future.
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Quote from: KirklandSignature on Dec 28, 2011, 01:38:04 AM
Quote from: maledoro on Dec 27, 2011, 10:00:25 PM
Quote from: KirklandSignature on Dec 27, 2011, 04:04:20 PMThats so true, How can we expect to be a rational society when we have Hollywood using junk science as a foundation for movies. People are going to see this and be like "OMG ancient aliens are real!". I can't even imagine how many people are going to get exposed to such to a heayy dose of non-scientific bullshit in this movie.
In case you haven't been paying attention, people are not going to be like, "OMG ancient aliens are real!" from watching Prometheus, they might be that way from reading that interview with Scott.
Quote from: KirklandSignature on Dec 27, 2011, 04:04:20 PMIn a true scientific society, this movie wouldnt even be allowed to be released.
Spoken like a true Xtian fundie.
It's a shame you waste your love on a woman ;)
:laugh:
Quote from: RagingDragon on Dec 16, 2011, 05:00:21 PM
QuoteHis Achilles' Heel is female undergarments...
:laugh:
Quote from: Laufey on Dec 26, 2011, 03:12:20 PM
Quote from: Nerevar on Dec 26, 2011, 01:39:17 AM
back in the day with much shorter hair
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I've seen your future.
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:D
That's perfection.
Quote from: Never say no to Panda! on Jan 01, 2012, 01:59:41 PM
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It's all about everything (including mutated space pirates) !
Quote from: Vulhala on Dec 28, 2011, 02:44:17 PM
Quote from: KirklandSignature on Dec 28, 2011, 01:38:04 AM
Quote from: maledoro on Dec 27, 2011, 10:00:25 PM
Quote from: KirklandSignature on Dec 27, 2011, 04:04:20 PMThats so true, How can we expect to be a rational society when we have Hollywood using junk science as a foundation for movies. People are going to see this and be like "OMG ancient aliens are real!". I can't even imagine how many people are going to get exposed to such to a heayy dose of non-scientific bullshit in this movie.
In case you haven't been paying attention, people are not going to be like, "OMG ancient aliens are real!" from watching Prometheus, they might be that way from reading that interview with Scott.
Quote from: KirklandSignature on Dec 27, 2011, 04:04:20 PMIn a true scientific society, this movie wouldnt even be allowed to be released.
Spoken like a true Xtian fundie.
It's a shame you waste your love on a woman ;)
:laugh:
He played homoerotic defense for five black mana :D damn it I'm laughing very hard.
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Quote from: Rothschild on May 29, 2011, 03:42:28 AM
Quote from: predxeno on May 29, 2011, 03:27:25 AM
Is there porn in this flick? I didn't know that Piranha 3D would have it when I went to see it. :-[
Nigga that wasn't porn, that was art.
Quote from: Sgt. Apone on Jan 07, 2012, 09:34:36 PM
This reminds me of this time when a friend of mine thought the guy in Jurassic Park yelled "cruton" when he ye yelled "shoot her".
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jan 10, 2012, 07:46:13 PM
Quote from: Sgt. Apone on Jan 07, 2012, 09:34:36 PM
This reminds me of this time when a friend of mine thought the guy in Jurassic Park yelled "cruton" when he ye yelled "shoot her".
Beat me to it, Omega, lolololololo
CRUUUUUTTTTOOOOONNNNN
Oh man, this is gonna come up in my mind in the next few days. I'm gonna burst into laughs with no one knowing the reason.
Brilliance.
CRRRUUUTTOOONNN!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Rothschild on Jan 11, 2012, 10:38:31 PM
Quote from: RagingDragon on Jan 11, 2012, 08:31:28 PM
Thanks for playing everybody. Only 9 toasts including my own, but great ones.
By unanymous decision, Rothschild is the winner of the free art! Because, well, just look at his toast and you'll understand why.
Many honorable mentions, lots of great taste and finely developed senses of humor around here. Hope everyones year is fantastic!
I'm happy for me, and I'ma let you finish, but Omegazilla had one of the best toasts of all time, of all time!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll9n6z0rZX1qgz15c.jpg
Ha, really?
Digging up old stuff.
Quote from: SiL on Oct 06, 2007, 09:20:21 AM
What's sad is that that CGI Zilla is probably a more detailed model than the one used in the 98 movie. ;D
:o :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Alien³ on Jul 07, 2008, 04:44:39 PM
Holy crap, its gonna be crap.
There's just something about this that's damn hilarious.
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jan 17, 2012, 03:06:41 AM
Who wouldn't be overcome with childlike joy when the dream of an army of dick monsters is about to become a reality?
You would have to be mad. Mad I tell you!
Quote from: RagingDragon on Jan 17, 2012, 03:21:14 AM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jan 17, 2012, 03:06:41 AM
Who wouldn't be overcome with childlike joy when the dream of an army of dick monsters is about to become a reality?
You would have to be mad. Mad I tell you!
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WRRROOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
God this made me laugh for some reason.
Quote from: Rothschild on Jan 23, 2012, 07:00:05 AM
Quote from: PHANTOM on Jan 23, 2012, 06:10:11 AM
are you saying the FBI doesn't know what they are doing?
Yes.
QuoteAre saying you know more than the FBI?
Exactly.
Quote
Now please, replace your tampons and get some sleep.
Thanks to your mum, I just did both.
:laugh:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 23, 2012, 07:13:13 AM
Quote from: Rothschild on Jan 23, 2012, 07:00:05 AM
Quote from: PHANTOM on Jan 23, 2012, 06:10:11 AM
are you saying the FBI doesn't know what they are doing?
Yes.
QuoteAre saying you know more than the FBI?
Exactly.
Quote
Now please, replace your tampons and get some sleep.
Thanks to your mum, I just did both.
:laugh:
All in good fun baby ;D
lolololololo ZING!
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jan 29, 2012, 04:01:41 PM
Quote from: Topazora on Jan 29, 2012, 03:46:13 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jan 28, 2012, 07:59:44 AM
Birthday today a mixture of joy and displeasure being another year older!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Pred Queen! You're a year closer to death!
one could argue that she's also one year further from death, since she wasn't alive before being born.
lmao :laugh:
Digging up my old posts and found this.
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AGENT CHUPA
FEAR 'IM
Forgot I made that hahahaha.
ALSO:
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Sep 25, 2010, 06:08:09 PM
??? When were you controlling my mind? Everyone knows that someone as WISE, BRAVE, HANDSOME, COURAGEOUS, TALENTED AND INTELLIGENT AS YOU would be WAY SUPERIOR TO ME and WOULD NOT EVERY CONTROL MY MIND. EVER. ALL HAIL THE MIGHT WOLFTOPUS.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jan 31, 2012, 11:39:22 PM
Quote from: Gate on Jan 31, 2012, 09:27:41 PM
Hopefully the Untied States will follow.
Quote from: Gate on Jan 31, 2012, 09:27:41 PM
Untied States
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Trust me, it is very fitting. :D
QuoteFinn says
I watched a Strombo interview with Tricia Helfer the other day. Her teeth were like *glass*.
She's got a goddamn China shop in there.
Jack Edwards says
I'd like to loose my bull in there! /DoomRulz
Omega says
Why is Galaxy ssslow
Rishon Marrell Cox says
because it has cancer
Oh my GOD. :laugh:
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Feb 04, 2012, 07:33:26 PM
The Two Headed Shark Attack trailer gives nothing away as to the duel headedness of the shark itself. Total class.
I smell a sequel. Three Headed Shark Attack.
Or they could go back to the well and do a prequel. One Headed Shark Attack.
Or take it into the supernatural. Spoiler
NO HEADED SHARK ATTACK!
ALL THE LAWLESS!!! (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=3228.msg823682#msg823682)
It goes on for 2 pages, mind you.
Our penises were going wild that day. :laugh:
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 03, 2012, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: The Thing from Another World on Feb 03, 2012, 11:19:01 PM
I have a knife fetish of sorts...basically i collect knives of all sizes.
do you f**k them?
Quote from: LadyZero on Jun 30, 2011, 06:10:20 PM
3) Fanfiction dot net. Gay predators exist there. I think they WOULD hunt, and I think they'd be utterly fabulous about it.
Always makes me smile ;D
Quote from: Huol on Jun 04, 2011, 06:17:36 AM
We can rebuild him.
We have the technology.
The context this was used in made me giggle
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 13, 2011, 01:46:47 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 13, 2011, 11:29:54 AM
That was great success, even if I came later than Chuck Norris on Viagra, and had a massive f**king headache due to my sleep deprived and hung over push to get out of bed. I almost threw up in those last minutes of talking to Uncanny, and it wasn't even the stuff he was saying.
:o
It's NA's reaction that makes this hilarious for me. :laugh:
My face says it all :D
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 13, 2010, 02:38:58 PM
September 14th
Reach will fall
Into my hands
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Sep 13, 2010, 02:40:32 PM
And then
To the floor
Quote from: TJ Doc on Sep 13, 2010, 02:52:38 PM
Butterfingers!
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 13, 2010, 02:54:54 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Sep 13, 2010, 02:40:32 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 13, 2010, 02:38:58 PM
September 14th
Reach will fall
Into my hands
And then
To the floor
That would be quite a massive crate.
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Feb 12, 2012, 05:44:55 PM
Spoiler
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Because, deep down, we all want it. It's there for when we realize that.
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Personally I think he looks more like DAALLLLAAASSSS!!!
I was just coming here to post that. :laugh:
Impressive men, most impressive.
Quote from: Laufey on Feb 14, 2012, 08:54:28 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Feb 14, 2012, 08:51:06 PMAeus, is that you?
With both him and Huol gone, someone need to take their place.
Spoiler
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Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice.
Quote from: SM on Feb 09, 2012, 05:55:46 AM
Quote from: PrometheusFire on Feb 09, 2012, 04:27:38 AM
Quote from: SM on Feb 05, 2012, 08:34:40 AM
The deviice they used of craning down through acid was nifty, but otherwise a complete and utter schnoozefest.
You know its cgi right?
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=46922900
Quote from: The PredBen on Feb 14, 2012, 08:48:31 PM
Okay. She says she has a gun for the same reason she has a condom, correct? Well since her reaction with the gun was so slow (she didn't try to shoot the facehugger until it already latched onto her face), she probably doesn't bring out the condom until she already had started having sex. Which would (possibly) lead to a pregnancy. I have no idea with who. Again, assuming she's straight.
Hit so many of my funny buttons.
QuoteEven the Strause Brothers and Paul Anderson were straight and upfront on what their AVP films were meant to be; they didn't pull a stunt that said, "Wait, this may or may not be an actual AVP film. Come watch it and see."
QuoteQuote from: Sharp Sticks on Feb 20, 2012, 01:16:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3s9Q4F6OXU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3s9Q4F6OXU#)
Hmmm. Hmm. Can't tell if cheerios.
Hmmmmm.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 20, 2012, 01:21:21 AM
I mean... they certainly LOOK like Cheerios... and they have the same LOGO as Cheerios... but I'm not sure, they may be Captain Crunch. :-\
Or from a different f**king universe.
Quote from: predxeno on Feb 20, 2012, 01:22:52 AM
Change "Captain Crunch" to "Fruit Loops".
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 20, 2012, 01:23:27 AM
im going to kill you.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Feb 20, 2012, 06:38:26 PMLuigi is your typical in-love guy for example, his lines are so cheesy I could make a hundred Happy Meals with them.
QuoteSiL
Re: Xenomorph Question?
The face hugger is what happens when regular penises and the reproductive ideologies of tsetse flies or ichneumon wasps get together, decide they aren't nightmare fuel enough as they are, and get up and walk away on their own.
They have no singular terrestrial analogy, no. But just because it walks and chitters doesn't change the fact that it's a dick slash ovipositor on legs, whose purpose is to make adult Aliens.
It's an alien wing-wang, Xenomrph.
But it's still a f**kin' wing-wang. I'm out.
Awesome :laugh:
Quote from: Laufey on Feb 24, 2012, 09:26:34 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Feb 24, 2012, 08:43:48 PM
Quote from: Laufey on Oct 25, 2011, 06:54:04 PM
But I used to pretend it was Iron Man instead. ;D
How dare you. :laugh:
Hm, that date made me realize something.
Spoiler
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Note to self, do not pretend that Batman is Iron Man. :D
Glorious.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 04, 2012, 08:56:53 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Feb 26, 2012, 02:37:09 AM
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CRUUUUTOOOOOOOOOOON
That's how it is!
Quote from: RagingDragon on Mar 04, 2012, 09:03:24 PM
:D Oh how hard that made ma laugh.
We have to keep that one going for awhile.
http://savorysweetlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/croutons-on-salad.jpg
He's not a meatasaurus.
Put my post just to mantain the context. :laugh:
Quote from: Pn2501 on Mar 08, 2012, 04:15:40 AM
Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion, you are by far the weirdest motherf**ker on these forums, it's actually quite endearing.
My throat hurt, but I
had to make that outloud laugh.
Not to kiss my own ass here, but I actually thought this was pretty funny. 8)
Quote from: r888 on Feb 29, 2012, 11:55:14 PMCan someone make a avatar out of this
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Quote from: Laufey on Feb 29, 2012, 11:57:57 PMCertainly. :)
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Self promotion FTW :laugh:
Quote from: Laufey on Mar 08, 2012, 02:05:52 PM
Not to kiss my own ass here, but I actually thought this was pretty funny. 8)
Kiss your own ass?
Are you Mr. Fantastic's long lost twin brother?
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you rang?
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 08, 2012, 07:14:22 PM
I somehow read the title as 'Mini Vacation for the Graboids'.
Sorry... I'll go out of this thread now.
Since the kiss-your-own-ass thing is going down, I really thought this was funny and no one said jack.
Quote from: RagingDragon on Mar 02, 2012, 11:28:12 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Mar 02, 2012, 10:11:02 PM
Until April 16th, I am a nationally licensed Bingo caller.
http://www.fbclick.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/a5f43_funny-captions-bingo-night-just-got-real.png
But I do think it would be a cool job to have!
FINALLY.
Despite literally struggle-cuddling the Funniest Member award to death two years in a row, this is the first time I've been immortalised here. Thank you RD.
You were just waiting for your moment, like an evil genius.
Quote from: Xenomrph on Mar 11, 2012, 07:13:57 PM
To be fair one could say that contradictions don't necessarily have a bearing on "canon" - just look at the Bible. It's chock-full of inconsistencies and contradictions, and yet it's all part of the biblical "canon".
Quote from: Ruadh on Mar 13, 2012, 05:53:47 PM
Quote from: JokerJohn35 on Mar 13, 2012, 05:30:21 PM
^ Why would anyone want a nude Arnie figure?
To put on the shelf asking the Paxton figure from Terminator for his clothes.
^ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That is imaginative.
Quote from: whiterabbit on Mar 15, 2012, 05:49:58 AM
f**king-A Hudson was the shit. I liked him, great comic relief too. Sure he went to shit for a while there and talked way too much shit but when the shit hit the fan he went down with the shitter like a man.
Holy shit.
Quote from: Vulhala on Dec 10, 2010, 02:27:47 PM
I wouldn't worry about it. Space Sweeper is still pretending to be a guy after all this time. :D
:I
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jan 10, 2011, 03:06:59 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 10, 2011, 03:01:05 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jan 10, 2011, 02:59:02 AM
I am left handed, but I use my right hand when using scissors :)
Watch yourself; I'm online at the moment. :-X
:o
Another classic Nightmare Asylum eye explosion in reaction to a suggestively raunchy post of mine. :laugh:
Quote from: OpenMaw on Mar 16, 2012, 08:27:37 PM
Quote from: Glaive on Mar 16, 2012, 08:18:12 PM
Ahhh...the BEAUTIFUL Mathilda May.
(grabs 'Lifeforce' off DVD shelf and goes to quiet room to.....do research...)
Try not to get your findings all over the place.
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Mar 17, 2012, 05:00:23 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Mar 17, 2012, 04:45:30 AM
Well
I CAME. I CAME HARD.
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Gah...
I'm a foot and a half shorter guys.
Give me a sec. Still collating.
Quote from: Laufey on Mar 29, 2012, 03:27:52 PM
Quote from: Hubbs on Mar 29, 2012, 10:00:03 AM
Shit even before it started.
Absolutely everything has gotta be remade these days, absolutely everything ::) and people say Hollywood hasn't run out of ideas ::)
This post is the worst remake ever. I can swear I have seen it a hundred times before and it never gets any better.
^^ :laugh: :laugh: Nice one, Lauf!
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Apr 06, 2012, 07:41:02 AM
Cvalda. You are more insightful than google analytics. And with waay cooler hats and taste in music.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 06, 2012, 07:47:54 AM
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Apr 06, 2012, 07:41:02 AM
Cvalda. You are more insightful than google analytics. And with waay cooler hats and taste in music.
Hahahah.
When Cvalda comes out in paper back ... I want that quote printed on her backside with the header "Bat Chain says." ;D
Quotes about me make it in this thread, but no quotes from me.
I see how it is. >:(
:P
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 06, 2012, 07:55:42 AM
Quotes about me make it in this thread, but no quotes from me.
I see how it is. >:(
:P
Oh, everyone loves you, give up whining already.
*Hugs*
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 06, 2012, 07:56:44 AM
Oh, everyone loves you, give up whining griping already.
Fixed.
"I like griping." ;)
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Too lazy to find adequate Gif response, so...
Spoiler
Obligatory kitty friendship picture!!!!!!
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*starts playing I am Your Boogie Man by KC and the Sunshine Band*
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 06, 2012, 07:55:42 AM
Quotes about me make it in this thread, but no quotes from me.
I see how it is. >:(
:P
I wouldn't worry about it. I've only just started getting love in this thread.
*cough*despitebeingvotedfunniestmembertwoyearsinarowincaseididntmentionthatalready*cough*
Yea, I've never got any love in this thread but I'm not really worried about it. What really matters is climbing onto my roof past minight and screaming random shit...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4xJ_YKIWQ8# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4xJ_YKIWQ8#)
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Apr 06, 2012, 08:30:28 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 06, 2012, 08:29:29 AM
There is no stock market.
Only Zuul.
These days are...
productive.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 06, 2012, 09:58:00 AM
It's sad really, there's literally no place for him here. It's like looking at a lame dog wandering the streets without a collar.
Quote from: RagingDragon on Apr 05, 2012, 11:28:58 PM
Sorry dude, you lost a lot of credibility right there. Chupa has demonstrated time and again that he knows what he's talking about, and most people on this forum ping him as their military consultant on almost a daily basis.
The only person here that I'm aware of that might know more about the military than him...
is me.
ironically, he killed all my credibility with that.
one has to hide his powerlevel.
Quote from: Bad Replicant on Apr 08, 2012, 07:02:17 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Apr 07, 2012, 11:01:50 PM
Bad Replicant
http://i1175.photobucket.com/albums/r623/Punisher616/parker2.jpg
http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k489/WalkEvilTalk/dntcryyaphet.png
Everybody here is Joe Pesci to me.
Except, of course, for Space Sweeper.
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I nearly cried laughing. :laugh:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 09, 2012, 06:25:58 AM
"Where's the music section?"
"Oh, right this way, si--"
"SHUT UP BITCH, I WAS TALKING TO MAH GLASSES. >:L"
Quote from: Many Angled One on Apr 10, 2012, 08:17:25 PM
QuoteAll eggs are created equal.
They are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of hosts.
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 10, 2012, 08:44:24 PM
Quote from: Many Angled One on Apr 10, 2012, 08:17:25 PM
QuoteAll eggs are created equal.
They are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of hosts.
On my way to post that :laugh: Terribly clever,
indeed.Now we must kill him...
Quote from: StrangeShape on Apr 10, 2012, 04:40:39 PM
Quote from: BobbyK on Apr 10, 2012, 01:18:10 AM
you can catch a glimpse of neatly stacked-up coke bottles next to one of the bulk-heads. Then they're gone.
The runner took em
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Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2012, 06:10:56 PM
Quote from: StrangeShape on Apr 10, 2012, 04:40:39 PM
Quote from: BobbyK on Apr 10, 2012, 01:18:10 AM
you can catch a glimpse of neatly stacked-up coke bottles next to one of the bulk-heads. Then they're gone.
The runner took em
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a277/lovegunner/AVP/alien3pepsi.jpg
That is enough motivation for my entire day. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: f**king great.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 15, 2012, 09:13:04 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Apr 15, 2012, 08:59:58 AM
But the "Skull Island Dramatic Typing of DOOM!" was kinda stupid. :laugh:
Spoiler
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Island
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On MSN:
Dave Sword says:
This
is the tragic story
of a woman
that had her lower half cut by a sandwich.
She decided to donate herself to JUSTICE.
and so
she became a cyborg
attaching a vaccuum cleaner to her lower half.
SMASH TO BLACK
SPACE SWEEPER
Script by Dave Sword
Directed by Dave Sword
starring Rishon Marrell Cox and JJJ
Soundtrack by Dave Sword
Rishon Marrell Cox says:
NEVER
KEEP HER OUTTA THIS
Dave Sword says:
Special Effects by Dave Sword inc.
Rishon Marrell Cox says:
D:
Dave Sword says:
casting by Dave Sword
Rishon Marrell Cox says:
YOU ARE A SICK WHORE
D':
Dave Sword says:
additional appearences by Dave Sword
Cameraman A -- Dave Sword
Cameraman B -- Dave Sword
Make-up artist -- Dave sword
Produced by Daveth Century Fox
IT will make millions.
I am sure of that.
Movie. Of the century.
Don't you agree?
:D
Rishon Marrell Cox says:
...
SORRY DAVE
WE'VE DECIDED TO CUT FUNDING FOR THIS PIECE OF, I MEAN FANTASTIC MOVIE, SO THAT WE COULD FUND THIS NEW THING CALLED FATALE
SORRY
Dave Sword says:
GOOD
BECAUSE
I JUST ACQUIRED THE RIGHTS FOR ONE DOLLAR.
Rishon Marrell Cox says:
OH GOD
PLEASE DONT EDIT IT
Dave Sword says:
ILL MAKE SOME QUICK CHANGES, THEY WILL NOT MODIFY THE STORY AT ALL.
*writes a new demise for Tarhn*
*changes Quote-Unquote to Unquote-Quote*
DIS WILL MAKE MILLIONS
oh and Tarhn is now a Yog-sothoth cultist
and in the series finale, Manifest city will be attacked by giant Graboids.
SURE MONEY.
Rishon Marrell Cox says:
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Poor Sweeper. Good practice to prepare you for the hellish world of literary criticism. :laugh:
Quote from: Deuterium on Apr 19, 2012, 07:52:13 PM
Quote from: Vulgotha on Apr 19, 2012, 07:11:11 PM
Actually the ancient astronaut is quite plausible. I'm not sure why people piss on it, Erik Von Daniken's original work (Chariots of the Gods) may have been debunked but the subject is still one that is up for earnest speculation.
Of course, anything is up for "earnest speculation". Sometimes I earnestly speculate that my neighbor's cat is plotting to kill me, in order to steal my identity. I also earnestly speculate that the Apollo Astronauts did not, in fact, return with lunar rocks, but rather large chunks of Swiss cheese.
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 21, 2012, 07:23:59 AM
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If you have to ask, you'll never know.
Finally, I made the thread!!! :'( :'( :'( :laugh:
You're forever a part of Galaxy history.Here's your trophy.
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Quote from: DJ Pu$$yface on Apr 21, 2012, 08:08:30 AM
You're forever a part of Galaxy history.
Here's your trophy.
Spoiler
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Quote from: TheMonolith on Apr 23, 2012, 07:02:56 PM
Here is my reasoning behind my love of Halo 2.
Readers beware. I am critical of the character of Master Chief, so if you are a fan, understand that I am simply trying to express my reasons behind my personal distaste for the character.
Spoiler
I believe video games are a budding art form, but they have sadly been held back by their makers viewing them as a mere commercial enterprise as opposed to what they are, a new form of interactive storytelling.
When I played the first Halo, I had one major issue with it. The action was tight and effective, the atmosphere was both foreboding yet wondrous, the locations were beautiful and new, and the universe it created was a fascinating place of new and exciting possibilities. However, its protagonist, Master Chief, John 117, was a blank slate. I understand what the creators were trying to do. They were attempting to create a character who was a blank and thus you could project yourself onto them. My problem with such a character is they are not an interesting character to follow in a narrative. Thus, while playing the original game, there was a certain disconnection from the otherwise brilliant and thought provoking story. I expected the same from 2, but it had surprises. Halo 2 remains my undisputed favorite in the series for a great many reasons, and I will name the main points.
Halo did not have that many notable actors, if any at all. The only actor I can think of is David Scully, who I remembered as Jones from AvP 2.
Halo 2 on the other had had the brilliant idea to nab some talents. The most notable is Keith David who portrayed Thel, better known as the Arbiter. David starred in such classic films as The Thing, Platoon and Bird, as well as appearing in nostalgic treasures such as Gargoyles. His distinctive and intimidating voice was a welcome addition to the Halo universe. There is little doubt in my mind that his role as The Arbiter in the Halo series was responsible for his recent resurfacing back into mainstream media, such as The Princess and the Frog and the Mass Effect series. It is not difficult to see why either. David's voice gives the character a real sense of life. David knows how to use his voice effectively, portraying a wide range of emotions with the slightest change of pitch and tone. He can convey sorrow, confusion, anger, shock, pride, determination and so much more. It is clear that David really was trying to make something of this role, and he succeeds. His contribution to the Halo universe is one of the high points of his already impressive career.
The next actor is the slightly less well known but no less talented Robert Davi, who portrayed Rtas, better known as SpecOps Leader in this game, and Shipmaster in the follow-up. Davi has appeared in many noteworthy films in prominent supporting roles such as Die Hard, The Goonies and Predator 2, and the lead role in the TV series, Profiler. Davi is an underappreciated talent who deserved more exposure than he got in spite of appearing in such noteworthy projects. In Halo 2, Davi uses his voice in a way I have never seen him use it before. Dispelling the usual roles of belligerent screaming loudmouths and gruff bosses, Davi instead takes on a very different, somewhat gentle tone of voice that ultimately makes him more intimidating than the above mentioned roles. Other than his roles in Die Hard and The Goonies, this role is one of Davi's finest, and all three parts show a great range to his talents that have yet to receive proper wide exposure.
But that is to name but a few. There is also Ron Perlman, Julia Benz, Miguel Ferrer and countless others. The creators of this game used the resources that the first game granted them well in nabbing such a lineup of some notable but all talented actors. Funny how it seems the Sangheili got the best deal out of all of them, though I am not complaining.
The personalization of the Covenant was one of the great strokes of genius in Halo 2. In the first Halo, the Covenant was an un-personified force that was only given the slightest characterizations. The occasional cry of terror from a grunt and the alien language of the elites as well as conversations with other soldiers were all the exposure we had. This actually worked rather well as one type of villain I enjoy is the force without reason. This has proven effective in many great films and games.
Halo 2 had a jarring beginning where you were immediately introduced to the Covenant's leaders and the scapegoat for your actions in the previous game. This opening expanded the universe a great deal in mere seconds, making your antics carry a cost, and giving the enemy you were once separate from faces, names, stories, personalities. This carried a far greater emotional depth than the first game. Despite their goals, one grew to like certain characters in the Covenant side of the narrative, and experienced legitimate interest in the outcome.
Another, deeply personal reason that I enjoy this addition is due to the common human habit of de-personifying one's enemy during war time. It is a luxury. Halo 2 denied me that luxury and I am forever grateful, because this is the way real war is. No side is a nameless force of evil, but is made up of individuals. Halo 2, while probably not intending to be this deep with their expansion, certainly struck this player as such.
You cannot have a good story without good characters, and Halo 2 beat the original in this department. Those who know me are aware that Thel is my favorite character in the series, so it is natural that this game will be a favorite. I already explained my issues with Master Chief, but my liking of Thel is far more interesting than him being not human. Rather, it is due to his ark. Through the entire series, let alone in the first game, Master Chief doesn't make any major discoveries of self, the challenges he faces are strictly related to combat, and he doesn't come away from the story any wiser than he was when the whole thing started. If they left him a total blank, that would have been more acceptable as it would have strengthened the idea of projection. They keep trying to give him an identity and yet by story's end, he still has none.
Thel is an entirely different story. He is challenged in ways far beyond simple combat and pushed to his intellectual limits. He not only has goals, but has underlying needs that also need fulfillment, the mark of a truly multidimensional character. He finds that his greatest ally is his sworn enemy, and those he thought of as protectors and friends are the ones who seek the destruction of his entire people. He is eventually disillusioned with his leaders and the very beliefs that an entire history was built upon, and this is where his wants and needs separate. He WANTS to reclaim his lost dignity and do justice for the Covenant, but he NEEDS to do what is morally right, and this is what eventually compels him to reject these taboos and persuade his people to come to our aid. Now this is a character I can get invested in. Many will be saying "We have heard that one before." and you would be right. However, while this story may be none too new on its own, it is done in an interesting way. For example, the character with this ark is usually the protagonist of the story, not a former antagonistic figure, and the character is usually of a background that the viewership would be closest to. A common staple of revisionist science fiction is the victimization of an alien culture by humans and a human character eventually siding with the oppressed minority (Avatar, District 9), but here, this revisionist formula is reversed and thus is much more fresh. Now we are the oppressed minority and our invader has the revelation.
Many of the things that Thel experiences in Halo 2, religious disillusionment, political frustration, old friendships lost and new friendships formed are things that I myself have experienced over the last few years, thus making my enjoyment of this character much greater.
I could go on about the characters of Rtas and Johnson as great supporting characters, but the above description makes my point well enough.
Suffice to say, I still await the Thel and Rtas game.
Many games (and the Halo series is guilty of this) focus too much on display and not enough on story. Truly effective and thrilling games really try to put you into the action and allow you to experience a legitimate threat, whereas many action games come off as simple masculine fantasy. Where Halo's true strength lies is in the narrative. Halo 2, more so than the other games in the series, has several moments where story and not action is the primary focus. One such moment is the final level where Thel races to commandeer a Scarab. We are lead to believe this will open an action scene. However, the game has tricked us and we arrive too late to work the Scarab, which has been taken by Johnson instead. The journey we just went on was not for a weapon, but rather a build up to a character moment, which is why this level remains one of my favorites. Such a bait and switch asks a lot of the player, and I love to be challenged by my games in many more ways than just "Try not to die." Granted, there is still a great deal of repetitive action levels that really offer us no new gameplay, but when weaved into the narrative in proper fashion, they become something more. More games should focus on such immersive techniques as opposed to just trying to dazzle the player. As much as the story wows me, the gameplay certainly could be more immersive, not only in this game, but in every Halo game. That being said, Halo 2 really did try to weave its combat into the story more than the other games, and thus it is set apart from the rest.
The Halo series has recently lost much of its creativity in terms of level design. Halo 3 and Reach had very little variation in this department, appearing to be trying to emulate modern warfare games as opposed to trying to create its own universe. One of my primary issues with 3 and Reach is many of the levels seem to blend together. How many times did we battle in a small human facility in 3 or how many times did we do war in a large city in Reach? Too many times. Halo 1 and 2 on the other hand have a great deal of variety in their levels, and it feels like a whole other world. In Halo 2, we battle within an orbiting satellite, in the streets of a deserted city, in a mining facility atop a great storm, in the ruins of the next Halo ring, in the snowy flood infested terrain outside the library, in the advanced city of High Charity, and on a stormy beach near the activation center of the next Halo. No two designs are repeated. Each area is unique, stands alone, and wows the player in new ways. It creates a very episodic feel that adds to the scope of the universe we are in. Even in these chapters there is a great deal of creativity that adds to the tension. One such segment is in the mining facility when Thel has to cut the cable that keeps the mining facility from falling into the gaseous atmosphere of the planet below. When each attachment is cut, the station begins to list. In a first person game, this is an effective way to build suspense. When the cable is fully cut, the station goes into a free-fall, the orange clouds racing by. The very ground on which we stand is no longer safe, thus making the need to kill the level's final boss a much more immediate goal. A simple tweak in the level made what was once a stable and secure area become an apocalyptic frenzy.
Switching from one perspective to another. The only time in the series this has been done thus far, and why they stopped doing it is beyond me. Perhaps players wanted to stick to one story. Perhaps they preferred the more familiar territory. Perhaps they see something in Master Chief's story that I still cannot. Whatever the case, I am in the minority in my vocal support of the perspective switching between levels. Why do I enjoy this? Because is destroys the repetitive feel of the game and mixes things up. In switching between the Chief and the Arbiter, I grew to understand the motivations of both sides, to know all their companions as characters, and the transitions back and forth between the two were smooth and not disorienting. Also, this served to make the Covenant a more relatable foe, which I already explained why I like. Like the levels, this made the areas unique. Surely Chief's and Arbiter's goals in the same area would be drastically different, and one gets that feeling. I really wish they continued this in 3 as I feel it would have added a whole other dimension to it. To top it off, I am playing a character I actually enjoy. It was a stroke of inspired genius to have the final level and boss take place from the supporting character's perspective as opposed to the protagonist's. It was original, unexpected, and didn't feel like a cheat. It appears that this inventive strategy will not be seen in the Halo series again, and that is a shame.
Halo 2 was what first introduced one of my favorite features of the series, and that is armor customization and playing the Sangheili in Multi Player. The latter is a feature I hope the series continues to use. This added a great deal more variety while battling among friends. In addition, the inclusion of an emblem feature makes the armor much more customizable as opposed to the one solid color system from the previous game. While this feature was not perfected until Halo 3, one of the features about that game that I feel is superior to this one, these new features signaled a big step in the right direction.
Another now mandatory feature, the skull hunt feature, was started here. I have yet to find any of the Halo 2 skulls due to never having beaten a Halo game on Legendary.
Yes. I know. Shut up.
Their inclusion adds greatly to replay value not only in the hunt for them, but adding variety to the game with extra challenges, nice little treats, and an embrace of comedic value (I would have been your daddy.)
Also, the variety in dialogue due to difficulty setting offers a subtle reward for going the distance in the game. Favorite example of this is the change in Johnson's lines when the Scorpion tank is introduced. My personal favorite is the Heroic setting. "And we had to share the rock."
The fact that these changes and features are unlocked depending on what difficulty you chose encourages a less hardcore player like me to take the road less traveled. All one got in the original game was a brief though memorable snippet in the cut scenes. Here, and in subsequent Halo installments, you unlock a whole other side of the game, this making it a more interactive and challenging experience.
Halo 2, more than any other game in the series, established a universe. In Halo, we got a bare minimum. There is a war with aliens, we escaped from a destroyed planet, there is a ring and if it goes off bad things will happen, and a parasitic alien life form is out to get you too. A basic four points that are not really expanded upon in the game. In 2, a vast array of new dimensions, texts and subtexts, character goals and needs, worlds, technology and so much more are piled in and yet its introduction is handled so well that it is not confusing or overwhelming. In a short, few minute segment, we learn more about Covenant culture, about their history, and about their characteristics that the whole of the first game, and being able to do so much with so little time is the mark of great skill. The original Halo was much like Die Hard in that it took place on a single world and its surrounding areas. Halo 2 is far different in that the characters practically travel from one end of the universe to another, arriving in many exotic locales and given license to explore each one. The first game introduced the world of a Halo. Halo 2 introduced one to the world of the Covenant, the world of a futuristic Earth, the world of another Halo and more.
This game's focus on story was greatly appreciated. Such touches as expanding on the musical score from the first game as well as an increase of quality and quantity of the cut scenes create a greater sense of involvement with the plot. Like I said, interactive storytelling is what truly makes a video game shine, and that is what Halo 2 is primarily trying to do. It isn't trying to run you through an endless wave of machine gun fodder, throwing faceless grunt after faceless grunt your way. It is trying to tell a story and the amount of time and effort put into the cinematic sequences shows that, as well as how they are woven into the gameplay. The cut-scenes play much more theatrically than in the previous game, much better usage of the scenery, much better dialogue and character growth, and advance the plot itself more. One such segment is the scene where Master Chief's hero's welcome is intercut with Thel's condemnation by the entire Covenant, Chief's medal and Thel's Mark of Shame occurring in near unison. This sequence offers a fine glimpse into the tools of visual literature, and it was very welcome to see classic montage employed in a game. The cut-scenes give you the feeling that you are actually part of the epic that is unfolding. They are beautiful.
To me, the first Halo, while a classic game was still just that, a game. Halo 2 was something more. It went past a thrilling tale of shooty shooty and became an odyssey of self-discovery with thought provoking twists and turns. It offered a much more complete view of its universe and had stakes much higher than its predecessor. The once faceless foe became something more, and even offered up a fascinating character I would love (and prefer) to follow in the future, as well as a host of other faces I have grown to love. The story took the controls and guided you through a far more fleshed out and fascinating reality. The others were good games, yes, but Halo 2 was more than a game. It truly was an interactive story.
If there are any typos that I missed or any points that one would like to see elaborated on, please let me know.
That ol'boy loves him some halo 2.
In reference to Ryan Reynolds.
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 24, 2012, 03:18:23 AM
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I heard he's a total d-bag. :laugh:
I know, right?!
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Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 20, 2012, 09:04:26 PM
Some directors seek to make sci-fi accurate to reality. James Cameron wants to make reality accurate to sci-fi.
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Apr 26, 2012, 08:54:55 AM
Oh shit, just realized how that sentence doesn't even make sense!
Cracked me up, sorry :laugh:
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Quote from: DoomRulz on Apr 27, 2012, 03:07:14 AM
I have two interviews lined up for you guys. I think you'll like them!
Is one of them Val's sister?
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Quote from: SiL on Apr 28, 2012, 06:20:39 AM
This movie was so f**king stupid I cannot even articulate a sound response. It just hurt. The nicest thing I can say is that its ooh-rah bullshit didn't tip over into Battle: LA levels.
I only wish I'd actually coined that.
Ohhh...
Well, now that's ruined. :(
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Quote from: Laufey on Apr 28, 2012, 07:54:26 PM
I'll save the salt for when Prometheus is released. ;)
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Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 29, 2012, 07:27:40 AM
Oh man--it looks the VHS tape that cap was sourced from got gangraped by Critters :D
Three quotes in the space of two pages?
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Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 29, 2012, 03:38:15 PM
Three quotes in the space of two pages?
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You've arrived. ;)
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Heheheheheheheheheheheehawheheheeeeeheehehe!
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Quote from: mastermoon on May 03, 2012, 12:48:20 AM
There was also that scene were Wolf was fighting the xenomorphs at the swimming pool.
Fans waited decades to see Aliens and Predators rumble in a high school gymnasium.
:'(
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Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on May 03, 2012, 08:04:01 PM
The Avengers
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we get it, the movie sucks.
No man, you don't get it. :o
This movie sucks. >:(
you right, silly me, how could I forget the italics?
Quote from: Eva on May 06, 2012, 11:13:49 AM
Ah, now eventually you do plan to have Prometheus screening reactions on your, on your Prometheus screening reactions thread, right? Hellooo? ;)
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Quote from: scarhunter92 on May 06, 2012, 01:34:45 PM
and the user is actually backing up his points rather than just blabbering bullshit because f**k the police, I like to rustle jimmies.
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on May 05, 2012, 03:36:03 PM
cons: looks and sounds like giving deepthroat to the giant beast from the mist.
DoomRulz on The Avengers:
Quote from: DoomRulz on May 07, 2012, 04:17:49 PM
I think this invasion was about a million times more serious than 9/11 could've ever hoped to be.
This little exchange "gem" between Ruadh and I:
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Quote from: Vulhala on May 07, 2012, 04:06:49 PM
An attack that came completely out of the blue, which the authorities were woefully unprepared for?
Haha was that supposed to be a pun? Anyways, he does have point there about an "unprepared attack" but still, no need to compare to 9/11.
Also, how is "blue" a pun? It's just an expression.
I do give you points for not calling it ironic though.
Duh, I know that's an expression, just the 'attack' did come from a portal that happened to be blue. Which made it a pun for me. Ever heard of smart humor?
That gave me such a grin.
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In tears.
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on May 10, 2012, 11:27:07 PM
exactly. everything is canon. even the things that openly contradict eachother.
and when everything is canon...
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...nothing will be.
Righteous. Chupa spends more time in the canon trenches than any other sane member of this forum I've seen. I think it fulfills something in his masochistic nature...
I have retreated to the rear with the gear, after some near-ban firefights with the enemy.
Quote from: Qwertify on May 12, 2012, 11:59:03 PM
Quote from: Predaker on May 12, 2012, 11:49:15 PM
You are truly disappointed with Prometheus because it might not be a direct tie-in to the original ALIEN movie?
Yeah, because what is the sense if it isn't? It would just be confusing - I mean what is the point then? Why they would even make a film now about aliens that doesn't include Predator is beyond me. If anything - they should up the ante and include more different types of aliens, i.e. those from Independence Day anyone? Hello FOX - you have the rights to it!!
At the least I want to see alien eggs getting flamethrowered or else I'm callin RIPOFF! ;)
We should have, like, a warning signal for idiots.
I can't facepalm hard enough
And I think my palm just hit the wall behind me
that's a pretty f**king loud signal already.
I said some words about that, even though he's probably joking.... right?
Quote from: Crazy Rich on May 13, 2012, 12:29:12 AM
I said some words about that, even though he's probably joking.... right?
I hope.
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Quote from: Qwertify on May 12, 2012, 11:59:03 PM
Quote from: Predaker on May 12, 2012, 11:49:15 PM
You are truly disappointed with Prometheus because it might not be a direct tie-in to the original ALIEN movie?
Yeah, because what is the sense if it isn't? It would just be confusing - I mean what is the point then? Why they would even make a film now about aliens that doesn't include Predator is beyond me. If anything - they should up the ante and include more different types of aliens, i.e. those from Independence Day anyone? Hello FOX - you have the rights to it!!
At the least I want to see alien eggs getting flamethrowered or else I'm callin RIPOFF! ;)
We should have, like, a warning signal for idiots.
I'm on the floor rolling. :laugh:
Please be a joke...I mean it is right?
Please? :'(
Quote from: RagingDragon on May 14, 2012, 03:57:08 AM
I live in Colorado, but I'm still not in the same country. ;) :D The Republic of California is a ...
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Wasn't on the forums, but just happened when I was having a chat with our friend
Jayden the OmnipotentQuotegxinc (9:33:35 PM): yeah, but didn't you also watch the show as a kid?
razorslash (9:33:47 PM): Admittingly, Yeah
razorslash (9:34:00 PM): Watched it every saturday morning before school
razorslash (9:34:04 PM): Ah, those were the days
gxinc (9:34:03 PM): And I didn't, which is probably why I hear blocker.
gxinc (9:34:49 PM): i never really did watch kids on saturday mornings
gxinc (9:34:52 PM): *shows
gxinc (9:35:01 PM): How the f**k did I make that mistake? xD
razorslash (9:35:13 PM): xD
razorslash (9:35:31 PM): You know exactly what you meant
Quote from: ChrisPachi on May 18, 2012, 10:58:57 AM
David: How far would you go to get your answers? What would you be willing to do?
Charlie: Anything and everything.
David: That's wonderful, because I was about to stuff this glass vial up your ass and my behavioral inhibitors were demanding your consent. More gin?
^ :D So much lol.
Space Sweeper, right now, in Skype.
Quote"Doctor! Doctor Throat Doctor! What's wrong with my throat!"
"You've got a bad case of EVAHLASTIN' LAIGHHHT!"
Quote from: SpaceMarines on May 20, 2012, 11:56:46 AM
Space Sweeper, right now, in Skype.
Quote"Doctor! Doctor Throat Doctor! What's wrong with my throat!"
"You've got a bad case of EVAHLASTIN' LAIGHHHT!"
I should mention that this was concerning the fact that my speaking voice was a piece of shit and a falsetto was the only way I was able to speak without a painful raspiness.
This guy is awesome:
Quote from: Skylark Duquesne on May 20, 2012, 09:27:53 PM
In memoriam Jean Giraud, AKA Moebius.
This is a panel from the Long Tomorrow, written by Dan O'Bannon. In that scene, the hero has sex with a beautiful blonde girl when she suddenly turns into a squid-like alien spy from Arcturus. Ridley Scott wanted to make a film adaptation of that strip but couldn't get the rights, then he turned to the Hampton Fancher script that was the basis for Blade Runner.
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That weird image of Shaw freed from the Engineer's grasp by a tentacled creature conjured up a memory from my youth. This is from a Wallace Wood story published in Vampirella. The girl is about to be raped by a fellow astronaut. She is rescued by a typical tentacled, stalk-eyed monstrosity which turns out to possess the soul of her long-disappeared husband.
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I believe we have a similar situation in Prometheus. That lovecraftian abomination is either a terminally mutated Holloway or the child that was born from Shaw and Holloway's union after his DNA was altered. Otherwise, why would it come to her help ? The love bond between these partners must be central to the story.
Maybe we'll be treated with scenes redolent of Philip Jose Farmer's The Lovers. This is for sure gonna be heavy on sexual or Freudian content.
Quote from: predxeno on May 21, 2012, 03:31:16 PM
At http://www.weylandindustries.com/careers, (http://www.weylandindustries.com/careers,) it just says congratulations on solving some problem, but I didn't do anything. Is this something that expired or is my computer not advanced enough the feature the site has stored there? ??? My computer was broken for the last couple of weeks, did I miss anything?
Quote from: Virgil_uk on May 21, 2012, 03:38:11 PM
Predxeno, this means that Peter Weyland has personally hand picked you for Prometheuses maiden voyage! Have a safe trip and I hope all goes well :D
Quote from: RabidNinja on May 21, 2012, 05:16:28 PM
:o Take pictures ;D
from First Blood:
Quote from: Laufey on May 22, 2012, 10:27:35 PM
For him to stop eating my sesame cake. >:(
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Mmph urgh mmph.
Quote from: MudButt on May 22, 2012, 09:27:00 PM
I'm back. I ventured deep into the Prometheus forums. The horrors, I've never seen such terrors before in my life.
Let me start from the beginning.. I was in my usual post, watching the forum.. when I saw new members appear, these ones however caught my eye, they seemed different then our usual newbies, these were was full of.. spoilers.
http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k609/RudeDogg93/Doyle.gif
Suddenly I was surrounded by terrible spelling and grammar mistakes, they slaughtered the English language. I didn't know what to do, but I couldn't leave them the few users who had tried their best to keep the sanity in those forums. This was when I decided too stay back and take out as many of these as I could.
http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k609/RudeDogg93/28dl-sniper-smaller.gif
I found myself low on ammo, I had only two options, save myself or continue fighting the good fight to keep this from spreading to the rest of the AvPGalaxy. I knew what I had too, I left my original post and began to set up in a better position, however my weapon choice shifted to my personal favorite..
http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k609/RudeDogg93/tumblr_lqcmtyfESY1ql5ez9o2_500.gif
I set myself up with a birds eye view, I was God and chose who live and who died. I began to battle these creatures of the night known as the Promethean noobs. It was a good fight, but one man alone can not defeat the hundreds that swarm these topics with their noobness. I fired away, arrow after arrow..
http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k609/RudeDogg93/tumblr_lqcmtyfESY1ql5ez9o4_500.gif
Day quickly became night. Bodies filled the ground, but they wouldn't stop. Because day after day new members registered, and the few good ones were slaughtered by the mass. It wasn't long before they realized my position, and this was when they began to fire back, I readied an arrow.. but before I knew it they had all disappeared..
http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k609/RudeDogg93/tumblr_lqcmtyfESY1ql5ez9o3_500.gif
I waited all night in that position, the feeling in my arm was no longer there. The only thing that kept me going was my eyes, they controlled my entire body. The sun rose once more. This was when it came. The beast known as THE UK LAUNCH TRAILER. It showed me the horrors of new scenes.. and even worse.. I can't even speak of the scene I saw that spoiled too much. It wouldn't stop, clips, tv spots, and... the first review. I had no choice but to escape, but they surrounded the air, I had one way to go. Down.
http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k609/RudeDogg93/2076.gif
I stumbled out of the forum.. and when I awoke I was here, back in the Rec board.
I want somebody to fund that and make it movie.
Quote from: King Rathalos on May 23, 2012, 01:39:22 AM
I want somebody to fund that and make it movie.
Or a movie about the origin of his user name.
Oh, god, when I get photoshop, I swear that I will do a film version through gifs.
You can't believe how easy it is to just grab images out of context and make them f**king work.
Quote from: First Blood on May 23, 2012, 01:39:58 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on May 23, 2012, 01:39:22 AM
I want somebody to fund that and make it movie.
Or a movie about the origin of his user name.
PREQUEL!
Quote from: First Blood on May 23, 2012, 01:39:58 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on May 23, 2012, 01:39:22 AM
I want somebody to fund that and make it movie.
Or a movie about the origin of his user name.
Yeah, that story is better for a sequel.
And I know Jeremy Renner is committed to Hawkeye right now, but he can take some time off to play MudButt.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on May 23, 2012, 01:40:59 AM
And I know Jeremy Renner is committed to Hawkeye right now, but he can take some time off to play MudButt.
:laugh: :laugh:
Someone needs to photoshop those two together.
Quote from: First Blood on May 23, 2012, 01:39:58 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on May 23, 2012, 01:39:22 AM
I want somebody to fund that and make it movie.
Or a movie about the origin of his user name.
It's a double feature grind-house esque movie. ;D
Quote from: Yautja 1994 on May 23, 2012, 02:18:03 AM
Quote from: Predaker on May 23, 2012, 02:15:21 AM
I'm not crying about it now, and I won't be later either. You can keep crying about this game all day, or you can engage in thoughtful discourse perhaps. Constructive criticism is welcome and gearbox listens to the fans.
I am not crying bro. I'm Mexican. I'm just critizing the lack of smart costumers in the forums.
Developers gives us crap because the people alow them.
Quote from: Yautja 1994 on May 23, 2012, 02:18:03 AM
I am not crying bro. I'm Mexican. I'm just critizing the lack of smart costumers in the forums.
Developers gives us crap because the people alow them.
Quote from: Yautja 1994 on May 23, 2012, 02:18:03 AM
I am not crying bro. I'm Mexican.
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Please somebody else read this.
As if Mexicans don't f**king cry.
As a Mexican, it takes f**king balls to cry.
Hell yeah! I'm white, and we can just cry any old time day or night, balls or not!
I feel bad with the challenges the other races must face when confronted with physical displays of sorrow.
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Quote from: RagingDragon on May 23, 2012, 02:28:16 AM
Hell yeah! I'm white, and we can just cry any old time day or night, balls or not!
I feel bad with the challenges the other races must face when confronted with physical displays of sorrow.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mr04S6sj1r76njmo1_500.gif
Damn right my brutha!
Quote from: First Blood on May 23, 2012, 01:37:58 AM
Quote from: MudButt on May 22, 2012, 09:27:00 PM
I'm back. I ventured deep into the Prometheus forums. The horrors, I've never seen such terrors before in my life.
Let me start from the beginning.. I was in my usual post, watching the forum.. when I saw new members appear, these ones however caught my eye, they seemed different then our usual newbies, these were was full of.. spoilers.
http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k609/RudeDogg93/Doyle.gif
Suddenly I was surrounded by terrible spelling and grammar mistakes, they slaughtered the English language. I didn't know what to do, but I couldn't leave them the few users who had tried their best to keep the sanity in those forums. This was when I decided too stay back and take out as many of these as I could.
http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k609/RudeDogg93/28dl-sniper-smaller.gif
I found myself low on ammo, I had only two options, save myself or continue fighting the good fight to keep this from spreading to the rest of the AvPGalaxy. I knew what I had too, I left my original post and began to set up in a better position, however my weapon choice shifted to my personal favorite..
http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k609/RudeDogg93/tumblr_lqcmtyfESY1ql5ez9o2_500.gif
I set myself up with a birds eye view, I was God and chose who live and who died. I began to battle these creatures of the night known as the Promethean noobs. It was a good fight, but one man alone can not defeat the hundreds that swarm these topics with their noobness. I fired away, arrow after arrow..
http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k609/RudeDogg93/tumblr_lqcmtyfESY1ql5ez9o4_500.gif
Day quickly became night. Bodies filled the ground, but they wouldn't stop. Because day after day new members registered, and the few good ones were slaughtered by the mass. It wasn't long before they realized my position, and this was when they began to fire back, I readied an arrow.. but before I knew it they had all disappeared..
http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k609/RudeDogg93/tumblr_lqcmtyfESY1ql5ez9o3_500.gif
I waited all night in that position, the feeling in my arm was no longer there. The only thing that kept me going was my eyes, they controlled my entire body. The sun rose once more. This was when it came. The beast known as THE UK LAUNCH TRAILER. It showed me the horrors of new scenes.. and even worse.. I can't even speak of the scene I saw that spoiled too much. It wouldn't stop, clips, tv spots, and... the first review. I had no choice but to escape, but they surrounded the air, I had one way to go. Down.
http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k609/RudeDogg93/2076.gif
I stumbled out of the forum.. and when I awoke I was here, back in the Rec board.
My story has been heard... I can rest easy now.
Quote from: First Blood on May 23, 2012, 01:39:58 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on May 23, 2012, 01:39:22 AM
I want somebody to fund that and make it movie.
Or a movie about the origin of his user name.
Both will be equally satisfying. I want you all to know the truth behind my muddy ass.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on May 23, 2012, 01:40:59 AM
Quote from: First Blood on May 23, 2012, 01:39:58 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on May 23, 2012, 01:39:22 AM
I want somebody to fund that and make it movie.
Or a movie about the origin of his user name.
Yeah, that story is better for a sequel.
And I know Jeremy Renner is committed to Hawkeye right now, but he can take some time off to play MudButt.
Renner playing me? A dream come true. He's had two nominations for Golden Globes, this role will get him the damn Oscar.
Quote from: First Blood on May 23, 2012, 01:41:55 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on May 23, 2012, 01:40:59 AM
And I know Jeremy Renner is committed to Hawkeye right now, but he can take some time off to play MudButt.
:laugh: :laugh:
Someone needs to photoshop those two together.
Do it please, it will make my life.
Quote from: ShadowPred on May 23, 2012, 02:23:58 AM
As if Mexicans don't f**king cry.
As a Mexican, it takes f**king balls to cry.
I'm Mexican, sure some hardcore Mexicans have a lot of pride.
But we are human. We do cry..
Like babies. Babies that have battled through the gates of hell and lost everything along the way.
Knowing that Mudbutt is Mexican.
HERMANO!!!
Quote from: RagingDragon on May 16, 2012, 04:00:17 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on May 16, 2012, 03:54:25 AM
Or a bomb!
http://gyazo.com/86bec42eedd1eb5852d9caff5b8c4239.png?1337140410
http://media.steampowered.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/d8/d813174ce4e9db8e3ca7c3cad670533655b4ac8a_full.jpg
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/jinglealltheway2/33.jpg
A BOMB!
Just seeing Sinbad screaming makes me howl with laughter.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on May 25, 2012, 07:39:57 AM
Radda radda, RADDA³!
Space Sweeper:
makes no bloody sense at all, somehow manages to still be charming. :laugh:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bestweekever.tv%2Fbwe%2Fimages%2F2008%2F10%2Fdraper%2520wink.gif&hash=be407abe8f0c18d9632b8643346e6db855206caf)
Radda.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on May 25, 2012, 08:20:05 AM
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Radda.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yfr_Zj1iU4# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yfr_Zj1iU4#)
The Post that earned me Winona Eyes from Cvalda:
Quote from: Rick Grimes on May 25, 2012, 03:49:03 AM
I'm sure that trophy is modeled after Vakarian himself. His dick flies inside of women. Like a vaginal airport hangar.
Frame it. Savor the glory.
Quote from: Cvalda on May 25, 2012, 05:44:44 PM
Frame it. Savor the glory.
Oh I will, it'll become part of my Cvalda Shrine I have hidden in my closet.
Will I ever earn Winona eyes?
:'(
It is possible. 8)
Quote from: OmegaZilla on May 25, 2012, 05:47:45 PM
Will I ever earn Winona eyes?
:'(
Omega, your time will come...
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_uMlELUSa5WI%2FTP2F7SdkXMI%2FAAAAAAAAAS8%2FtUd2auEC9Uw%2Fs1600%2FBatmans_eyes.jpg&hash=e46929ad38410077b5d0365b239ea34e58e8257e)
I've earned at least a couple, can't even remember which was the first time.
Well if Cvalda uses Winona Eyes, I'm gonna start using Batman Eyes.
Quote from: Rick Grimes on May 26, 2012, 12:20:33 AM
Well if Cvalda uses Winona Eyes, I'm gonna start using Batman Eyes.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdauntlessmedia.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F07%2Fbatman-1989-joker.gif&hash=5122e01eb12f423d35096ab6f04e3bcaaa61096c)
Quote from: First Blood on May 26, 2012, 12:22:25 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on May 26, 2012, 12:20:33 AM
Well if Cvalda uses Winona Eyes, I'm gonna start using Batman Eyes.
http://dauntlessmedia.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/batman-1989-joker.gif
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Quote from: OpenMaw on May 26, 2012, 03:53:32 AM
Wooo! YEAH BABY! WE're going to LAS VEGAS! YEEAH WAHHHOO! - Holloway.
That's what he reminds me of.
Quote from: Keg on May 26, 2012, 11:24:32 AM
Quote from: mastermoon on May 25, 2012, 02:25:04 PM
So how was Men in Black 3 compared to Men in Black 2?.
I havn't seen it yet but it's definately better than the second film because it is. I think the fourth film is the best though because they will make it better because they must. I like asparagus!
:D
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 27, 2012, 01:53:49 PM
Whatever happened ... I laughed ... I cried ... I realized halfway through it was a microcosm for the impending Prometheus film release speculation. Then I ...
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1208.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fcc377%2FBatChainPuller%2FDClook.gif&hash=fa824470396030171b20d7a345b9169939da3cf8)
This is why I love Bat Chain. He's so perceptive of stuff I'd never really expect anybody to pick up on. Subtlety is rewarded through a response from him. :D
^ Bat Chains powers originates from the beard, man... ;)
Quote from: Space Sweeper on May 27, 2012, 10:50:30 PM
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 27, 2012, 01:53:49 PM
Whatever happened ... I laughed ... I cried ... I realized halfway through it was a microcosm for the impending Prometheus film release speculation. Then I ...
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1208.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fcc377%2FBatChainPuller%2FDClook.gif&hash=fa824470396030171b20d7a345b9169939da3cf8)
This is why I love Bat Chain. He's so perceptive of stuff I'd never really expect anybody to pick up on. Subtlety is rewarded through a response from him. :D
I think it just comes from having a psychic link with you guys.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1208.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fcc377%2FBatChainPuller%2FSSDD.png&hash=12f865c8730f4416eb4ffaa208deeadc2bf4504d)
Quote from: Eva on May 27, 2012, 11:10:47 PM
^ Bat Chains powers originates from the beard, man... ;)
You my dear, should be wearing pants when posting online! ;)
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 27, 2012, 11:20:46 PM
You my dear, should be wearing pants when posting online! ;)
You my dear, should stop stealing my pants all the time, so that I can actually wear them while posting online ;)
Quote from: Eva on May 27, 2012, 11:28:29 PM
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 27, 2012, 11:20:46 PM
You my dear, should be wearing pants when posting online! ;)
You my dear, should stop stealing my pants all the time, so that I can actually wear them while posting online ;)
But they sell so well on the black market. I'll just have to tell mister breeze so he'll have to find another way into your
pants heart. ;)
Quote from: Deathbearer on May 28, 2012, 04:42:25 AM
Quote from: RagingDragon on May 28, 2012, 04:36:06 AM
Double the gay.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpinkie.ponychan.net%2Fchan%2Ffiles%2Fsrc%2F132842096059.jpg&hash=fe499966dcb14ea9264db5e57c91482981ee194d)
Huzzah! The gay has been doubled!
Somehow I just now saw this:
Quote from: Cvalda on May 28, 2012, 08:27:19 PM
Quote from: Vickers on May 28, 2012, 08:24:12 PM
Spoiler
Shhh... your mic is still on!
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi847.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fab35%2FSpace-Sweeper%2FVarious%2520GIFs%2Ftumblr_ltjdg7hu811qkltk6o4_250.gif&hash=632a38bb1bf4a58c8c83fa99eaf9a01e679b0e37)
I laughed so hard that my ribs began to ache. :laugh:
Few honors are higher than making Sweeper LOL.
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Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 27, 2012, 11:42:59 PM
But they sell so well on the black market. I'll just have to tell mister breeze so he'll have to find another way into your pants heart. ;)
Oh you - implicating poor Coolbreeze in your, ahem, personal hobbies... I'm sure he would never :D
Oh, Cvaldas new avatar - (offers tray)
cornbread anyone? :D
Quote from: Eva on May 29, 2012, 06:45:49 AM
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 27, 2012, 11:42:59 PM
But they sell so well on the black market. I'll just have to tell mister breeze so he'll have to find another way into your pants heart. ;)
Oh you - implicating poor Coolbreeze in your, ahem, personal hobbies... I'm sure he would never :D
It's all about the heart Bat. Winning a woman's heart is far more satisfying then simply finding a way into her pants.
I'd at least take you out for dinner first Eva. ;)
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 29, 2012, 02:29:50 PM
Quote from: First Blood on May 29, 2012, 02:05:06 PM
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 29, 2012, 01:25:44 PM
I don't feel too spoiled yet.
I do. I've seen too much.
http://i1175.photobucket.com/albums/r623/Punisher616/event_horizon_02.jpg
Sam Neil in ... Prometheus Park
God creates xenos. God destroys xenos. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates xenos."
Xenos eat man. Woman gets strong prominent role in film.
Spoiler
"God help us; we're in the hands of engineers"
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg33.imageshack.us%2Fimg33%2F9914%2Fmaluf.png&hash=0b02ff75f676cf6b79b76c7290a9e307cc9409e4)
Eva, as always your pictorial depictions mirror reality a little too closely for comfort.
And this is why I love you Bat Chain. :laugh:
Quote from: coolbreeze on May 29, 2012, 01:34:03 PM
I'd at least take you out for dinner first Eva. ;)
I'll have what Cvalda's having :P
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Oh shit, :laugh: loloroflmoamvoleoloo, that's some old-fashioned, triple-distilled Bat Chain there^ His posts approach post perfection. Postfection.
Absolute brilliiiiance.
Quote from: RagingDragon on May 29, 2012, 03:01:40 PM
Postfection.
I'm not just giving you a reach around here Dragon. You just coined a new word in my Batcabulary. :laugh:
Quote from: mastermoon on May 29, 2012, 05:42:45 PM
Quote from: Mastes1 on May 29, 2012, 05:40:43 PM
Quote from: mastermoon on May 29, 2012, 05:39:59 PM
What are the complete Pros and Cons for Predators?.
Have you not seen the film? ???
Sorry I'm not focusing good right now for staying up all night watching a Venture Bros DVD marathon.
Cannot even.
Quote from: Cvalda on May 29, 2012, 07:14:54 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on May 29, 2012, 07:10:27 PM
I am a cryptic book, and Cvalda is my lovely translator.
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi45.tinypic.com%2F21eyvls.jpg&hash=8e8bfc65298be28df60fcaa3f845b384e67a0607)
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20081020201546%2Findianajones%2Fimages%2F2%2F2e%2FIrinasFakedDeath.jpg&hash=edb3295098293818461040158b1cbc99ef2f5a66)
Quote from: Eva on May 29, 2012, 08:24:42 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on May 29, 2012, 08:20:47 PM
Makes you really respect Charlotte--the only actress to say "yes" to him more than once! I wonder if he'll finally break her with Nymphomaniac ;D
Nah, he's saving the 'break her' part for Nymphomaniac part 2 ;)
You think I'm kidding, right?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2382009/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2382009/)
Oh btw, will you facef*cking c*nts stop posting Prometheus spoiler material in the unhappy thread...?! :D
Spoiler
PS: will this finally get me into the AvPGalaxy quotes thread? ;)
Facef**king c**ts!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Yes! :D
Quote from: Eva on May 29, 2012, 11:15:54 PM
Yes! :D
:laugh: Made me lol for quite awhile, Eva. :laugh:
Quote from: Eva on May 29, 2012, 08:24:42 PM
Oh btw, will you facef*cking c*nts stop posting Prometheus spoiler material in the unhappy thread...?! :D
Well I know what
I'm calling facehuggers from now on.
Quote from: Cvalda on May 31, 2012, 09:57:06 PM
If he weren't such a douche, he'd almost be bangable in that photo :P
- said by Cvalda about Logan Marshall Green :o :o ;D :laugh: :laugh:
The key word there is almost :D
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 30, 2012, 01:46:37 PM
Quote from: Eva on May 29, 2012, 08:24:42 PM
Oh btw, will you facef*cking c*nts stop posting Prometheus spoiler material in the unhappy thread...?! :D
Well I know what I'm calling facehuggers from now on.
I've
always called them that :P
Quote from: Cvalda on Jun 01, 2012, 05:55:28 AM
I'm sorry, I'm too busy looking at his godlike physique and thinking about how firm dat ass feels.
That and pissing all over him.
Sick, disgusting, twisted, and one of the funniest things I've read on here in ages. In context or not, the effect is the same. :laugh:
5/31/2012
THE INVASION BEGINS
Quote from: Cvalda on Jun 01, 2012, 05:30:24 AM
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.....
Quote from: Cvalda on Jun 01, 2012, 05:36:29 AM
I think the Sweepums gang has been body snatched. They are now the first members of the Cult of mastermoon.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 01, 2012, 05:40:56 AM
I
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jun 01, 2012, 05:41:15 AM
Love
Quote from: Bad Replicant on Jun 01, 2012, 05:41:39 AM
Mastermoon! http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k489/WalkEvilTalk/Picture22-2.png
Quote from: Cvalda on Jun 01, 2012, 05:42:48 AM
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Quote from: mastermoon on Jun 01, 2012, 03:57:23 PM
This is how I feel when seeing Ripley at the end of Alien in the small white shirt and underwear.
http://flirtatia.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/lol-finn.png
I like Ripley but I'm not attracted to her.
Quote from: Cvalda on Jun 02, 2012, 04:50:33 PM
This thing looks like Omega did a sarcastic design in Paint, and Ridley said "That's it!"
:laugh:
Quote from: RagingDragon on Jun 02, 2012, 05:45:49 PM
Quote from: OpenMaw on Jun 02, 2012, 04:27:31 PM
Quote from: Lie on Jun 02, 2012, 04:20:38 PM
No No No, that's only 1 side of it trust me it's not great but the build up to it is.
Great sex, lousy climax.
That's no good.
You'd rather have lousy sex with a great climax?
Hooooly shit, must not be a distance man! Nyea hahaha
http://cigarettehouse.net/img_news/pipe_smoking.jpg
Well played, Rage. Well played indeed.
Quote from: Lie on Jun 03, 2012, 01:06:28 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Jun 03, 2012, 12:59:04 AM
"I've got two tickets to mastermoon...."
Got a surprise especially for you,
Something that both of us have always wanted to do.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here,
I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
I've got two tickets to mastermoon,
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight,
I've got two tickets to matermoon,
I've got two tickets to mastermoon.
oh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh
oh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh
I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here,
I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
I've got two tickets to mastermoon,
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight,
I've got two tickets to mastermon,
I've got two tickets to mastermoon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8whuM-ik8k# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8whuM-ik8k#)
Quote from: Cvalda on Jun 03, 2012, 09:37:49 PM
Vakarian.
Spoiler
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Quote from: Laufey on Jun 03, 2012, 10:40:44 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Jun 03, 2012, 10:38:37 PMYeah, they were the exact same posts. :laugh:
Join us. Become, one of us.
http://www.mensmovieguide.com/images/IRobot2.jpg
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jun 03, 2012, 09:40:19 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Jun 03, 2012, 09:37:49 PM
Vakarian.
Spoiler
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Wow I made it onto this thread...sorta lol. :laugh:
On a certain goofy plot point from PROMETHEUS:
Quote from: Ulfer on Jun 04, 2012, 02:56:23 PM
I liked it. Maybe because I'm French... and poetic...
Quote from: Cvalda on Jun 04, 2012, 04:39:20 PM
On a certain goofy plot point from PROMETHEUS:
Quote from: Ulfer on Jun 04, 2012, 02:56:23 PM
I liked it. Maybe because I'm French... and poetic...
LOL, I was going to comment on that, in the original thread, but you beat me too it. ;D
Maybe if we were French and poetic, this film would better suit us.
Quote from: Cvalda on Jun 04, 2012, 07:55:01 PM
Maybe if we were French and poetic, this film would better suit us.
Je pense que vous avez raison.
Ridley, vous êtes un fils de pute! :P ;)
*sneaks off to BabelFish*
He said something about making love to a turkey, I think.
Quote from: Ash 937 on Jun 05, 2012, 04:23:40 AM
AvP and AvP:R were both approved by FOX to be made. The stories were written to fit into the mythology of both the respected franchises. That makes them as much canon as Prometheus and A:CM. I've accepted that based on the logic used to defend A:CM as canon in this thread. Thanatos Encounter for the Game Boy Color was also sourced out of FOX...that's another original storyline that fits into the canon. Aliens: Infestation is another example of this so it's also canon.
This isn't too hard to accept.
I especially like the fact that Ridley Scott has tipped his hat to the Game Boy Color game through his reference to Greek mythology in the title vessel's name. Thanatos was the daemon that personified death in Greek mythology and Prometheus was a famous titan in Greek mythology. Much like how we name our spaceships after famous astronomers and our planets after major Greco-Roman deities, so do people name their space vessel's after minor deities in the Alien universe.
I should get a Game Boy Color and used copy of Thanatos Encounter to brush up on just how vast the Alien universe canon is.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 05, 2012, 06:39:28 PM
Scientologists shouldn't see Prometheus.
Cinema halls would all-of-a-sudden have a whole new paintjob.
Quote from: St_Eddie on Jun 05, 2012, 03:50:54 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 05, 2012, 04:33:28 AM
That's what I'm looking forward to most; I'm going to go insane comparing notes on those things.
Space Sweeper, the appalling grammar withing your signature makes me weep!
It should read as "Wishes cannot always come true", not "Wish is cannot always come true"!
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Quote from: Bad Replicant on Jun 06, 2012, 03:08:13 AM
Quote from: SpeedyMaxx on Jun 06, 2012, 12:21:19 AM
It was made abundantly clear by both Spaihts and Lindelof over many interviews that Scott was the driving force behind the story and script and its development.
I had no idea until this moment that anyone here actually realized this was the case.
Quote from: mastermoon on Jun 07, 2012, 12:56:12 AM
Just ignore my posts of the cry baby picture I was just being sarcastic, sorry if that made many of you feel angry inside. Anyone has opinions and thats a good thing.
Note: As I said before I'm not gonna repeat posts over and over.
Crack the code.
That last line just about kills me every time I reread it.
"As I said before" "Not gonna repeat"
DAhhahahahaha. It hurts. :D MY BWAINNN!!!
Quote from: RagingDragon on Jun 07, 2012, 07:04:54 AM
I Brometheus out a lot, bro. When in doubt, just assume that I'm Brometheusing. :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: OpenMaw on Jun 07, 2012, 04:29:45 AM
That last line just about kills me every time I reread it.
"As I said before" "Not gonna repeat"
DAhhahahahaha. It hurts. :D MY BWAINNN!!!
Oh shit I'm f**king crying :laugh:
Bahahaha, bahahaha
Quote from: morka on Jun 07, 2012, 05:32:49 PMPrometheus is 100% plot hole free. I can gladly explain ANYTHING to anyone. Just ask :)
Spoiler
This man represents the majority of the Prometheus forum section:
Quote from: AsapJockey on Jun 08, 2012, 11:22:27 PM
8. SEX, we didnt need it. (In the movie, but in Real life FUK YEAH)
9.Just bad mang, just very bad.
10. Nothing explained
As you can see:
f**king moron.
It should be helpful to note that most of the people who really loved it also come across like f**king morons in there.
Basically, the section is full of people that don't know what the f**k they're talking about either way; overly emotional and shit in their pants, they can barely form a sentence without either going on some absurd quest to excitedly tie everything to Alien or blaming it all on Lindelof. What I'm trying to say is that its pre-school in there. Hopefully we can maintain a basic level of intelligence here. Which is very ironic, I know, considering its the Rec Board, or as I like to call it, Thelastshredofthissiteshumanity Board.
;D You don't lump me in with all'a them, do you?
Someone is comparing it to Shutter Island and it's not making any f**king sense.
Quote from: Cvalda on Jun 09, 2012, 12:02:02 AM
;D You don't lump me in with all'a them, do you?
Nope. Recboardian.
Quote from: First Blood on Jun 09, 2012, 12:02:29 AM
Someone is comparing it to Shutter Island and it's not making any f**king sense.
Kill me now, FB. Kill me now.
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You needn't worry; the second is--
I think there should be a seperate mastermoon quotes thread.
Who agrees?
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 09, 2012, 12:05:37 AM
Kill me now, FB. Kill me now.
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Quote from: DeadW8 on Jun 08, 2012, 11:56:20 PM
omg ppl im watching it for the second time im at the helmet at medlab scene and im loving it so far... i guess once u get rid of your preconceived notions and how ud visualizite it, the first half so far is awesome!... after all i said i think im gonna watch it a second time... this movie its kinda like shutter island... tho i hated shutter island. But what i seen until now is the closest i got to alien1 ever... what i said still remains, but!...
i apologize mr sir Ridley... And i think ill see it a second time in theatre... i owe u that SIR.
Now lets see how the "action" holds up compared to avp1, 2 and predators... but theres so much u dont pick up the first time like blade runner, and then u start to see all these connections and back stories between characters that they never show but are definitely implicit there... i just hope when the shit hits the fan the real shit doesnt hit the fan this second time... cause its way too hot in here for me tastes.
People's expectation's were too high, their for, they hate it. This isn't Burger King, you can't always have it your way.
I don't think my expectation were too high. I was looking forward to seeing it but I haven't really been following it outside of seeing some of the trailers, so didn't really know what to expect.
I just didn't think it was a very good film. It looked gorgeous, but there's never been a bad looking Ridley Scott film.
Quote from: mastermoon on Jun 08, 2012, 10:05:01 PM
Quote from: Gazz on Jun 08, 2012, 09:58:53 PM
You've really got to stop using AvP as a comparison.
Yes, but there are countless movies better than AVP.
Quote from: mastermoon on Jun 02, 2012, 07:00:33 PM
Sorry I forgot to read that, I promise not to rush and post.
Quote from: mastermoon on May 31, 2012, 03:04:34 PM
If Bronies love "My Little Pony" so much just look at Hentai of it :laugh:.
Quote from: RakaiThwei on Jun 09, 2012, 09:16:17 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jun 09, 2012, 07:25:23 AM
Hell no. Did you ever read what they wanted to do? They wanted monstrous Aliens the size of freaking dinosaurs, and that makes no sense whatsoever.
I think Donald Sutherland up there was being sarcastic, my friend.
-Rakai'Thwei
Quote from: Cvalda on Jun 09, 2012, 12:07:16 AM
I think there should be a seperate mastermoon quotes thread.
Who agrees?
Do you want this thing to grow into Shaw's baby?
Someone's gonna get their mouth violated.
Quote from: mastermoon on Jun 09, 2012, 06:23:18 PM
Well you know what they say future prequles to a big franchise are not as good.
Mastermoon is a good, but flawed man.
Quote from: Vickers on Jun 09, 2012, 06:50:15 PM
Quote from: mastermoon on Jun 09, 2012, 06:23:18 PM
Well you know what they say future prequles to a big franchise are not as good.
As if it's etched in stone somewhere.
mastermoon got one thing right:
Quote from: mastermoon on Dec 17, 2011, 05:40:49 PM
Aliens Vs. Predator-Requiem is like "Jaws The Revenge" of Alien/Predator series. It's good movie, but really flawed.
Quote from: mastermoon on Dec 17, 2011, 05:40:49 PM
Aliens Vs. Predator-Requiem is like "Jaws The Revenge" of Alien/Predator series. It's good movie, but really flawed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmW-fj2yVVo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmW-fj2yVVo#)
Quote from: ScardyFox on Jun 10, 2012, 12:19:24 AMIf I came across a kid who was as small in stature to me as they (Engineers) are to humans I am not hurling that kid 30 foot with one arm. Hell, I wouldn't even be able to do it ten foot on a good day.
Quote from: ChrisPachi on Jun 10, 2012, 12:35:56 AM
My impression has always been that Alien got some bad reviews because of what it was, not because it was a badly written film. Prometheus seems to be getting the opposite treatment; it's praised for being a big boned sci-fi, but canned for having a bad screenplay.
I don't think you can recover from that, no matter how much retrospect you have. IMO Promeheus won't become a classic because it has objective flaws, whereas Alien didn't.
Quoted for truth.
Lie on the subject of
mastermoon.
Quote from: Lie on Jun 10, 2012, 02:30:21 AM
His this guy that when he makes posts, as in write messages. He'll make a point, talking about a part of something. And when you read it, follow the words and letters. It's make you wonder, you might think. Why it was necessary, not needed. To point it out, bring it up.
f**king classic! :laugh:
Quote from: mastermoon on May 31, 2012, 11:27:58 PM
Another thing the Alien movies never really confirmed if xenomorphs could build up muscle like a Body Builder.
Thank you, mastermoon.
Quote from: Predaker on Jun 10, 2012, 02:55:07 AM
Quote from: mastermoon on May 31, 2012, 11:27:58 PM
Another thing the Alien movies never really confirmed if xenomorphs could build up muscle like a Body Builder.
Thank you, mastermoon.
You know, he reminds me of somebody that I know. Expect this dude, makes mastermoon look "normal".
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Jun 10, 2012, 03:00:13 AM
Quote from: Predaker on Jun 10, 2012, 02:55:07 AM
Quote from: mastermoon on May 31, 2012, 11:27:58 PM
Another thing the Alien movies never really confirmed if xenomorphs could build up muscle like a Body Builder.
Thank you, mastermoon.
You know, he reminds me of somebody that I know. Expect this dude, makes mastermoon look "normal".
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Mastermoon: The Karl Pilkington of AVPG.
Quote from: RagingDragon on Jun 07, 2012, 12:29:48 AM
"But the Engineers, and the Tapirs, they're the same.
Moses will discover this, he will discover these f**king things, and call them Engine-Tapirs."
http://geektyrant.com/storage/0999-post-images/rdileyscott5302012.jpeg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1338504944122
Read that in Ridleyvoice. Amazing.
Quote from: Xenomorphine on Jun 10, 2012, 06:28:14 AM
Mastermoon: The Karl Pilkington of AVPG.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjlK3hntnAU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjlK3hntnAU#)
I think his worse, Karl Pilkington is a miserable guy that can't express himself well, mastermoon is just... mastermoon. :laugh:
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2012, 08:34:14 AM
Read that in Ridleyvoice. Amazing.
Believe me, I did - that's why it's so fantastic. :laugh:
Quote from: mastermoon on Jun 11, 2012, 02:15:12 AM
Quote from: thecaffeinatedone on Jun 11, 2012, 02:10:02 AM
I didn't mind the tight pacing, but the way the story and scenes scenes transitioned (the fifield scene...doubya tee eff mate)kicked the movie in the nuts for me. :'(
No need to cry we can just wait for an extended cut :).
We can all find solace in the arms of mastermoon.
Quote from: mastermoon on Jun 12, 2012, 04:26:42 PM
To many of that watched this movie I'm gonna watch it 4th time.
I really like this movie I know it's flawed but it's really good all we need now is the directors cut.
If I hear him say "flawed" one more time....
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 13, 2012, 04:06:50 AM
The trilobite hugging the engineer creeped me out, too. For some reason, I'm ok with being hugged by a facehugger, but I can stand the thought of something that big with tentacles raping me.
Predxeno is having me worried.
Join the club.
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Jun 13, 2012, 01:33:52 AM
If I hear him say "flawed" one more time....
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 13, 2012, 04:06:50 AM
The trilobite hugging the engineer creeped me out, too. For some reason, I'm ok with being hugged by a facehugger, but I can stand the thought of something that big with tentacles raping me.
Predxeno is having me worried.
Wait! What?
Pleeeeeease tell me he meant to say:
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 13, 2012, 04:06:50 AM
I can not stand the thought of something that big with tentacles raping me.
Predxeno is into some kinky shit.
Don't judge.
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 09, 2012, 08:34:21 PM
Though, if this were the birth of the xenomorphs, the question still remains how did the jockeys manage to not only get their hands on it, but also make it asexually reproduce by the time Alien occurred (which is only what... 50 years?) and it appeared that the proto-alien still had a lot of evolving to do; inner mouth, back protrusions, etc. Currently, I'm just seeing it as a freak mutation going on a similar evolutionary path as the original Alien from AVP (or maybe the Alien films, depending on your canon preferences).
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OMG....everything must be canon with Predxeno.
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Jun 14, 2012, 12:33:49 AM
OMG....everything must be canon with Predxeno.
It is.
What's new?
old boy Predxeno is at it again.
ohh, how much i wish he had been around for the "aliens vs the thing" thread.
Even mighty PX would be humbled by this new and horrifying scene. :laugh:
Well, I can't find it because I'm stupid, but I'll never forget the time SM accused me of being a Pedophile. ;D
I thought I couldn't love him more :laugh:
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Jun 12, 2012, 11:57:56 PM
Doesn't Doom have a sister you could fap to First Blood?
I spat out my coffee when I read it.
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jun 14, 2012, 10:01:17 PM
Quote from: DJ Pu$$yface on Jun 14, 2012, 09:56:38 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Jun 12, 2012, 11:57:56 PM
Doesn't Doom have a sister you could fap to First Blood?
Oh god, I was there when this one happend.
I came in walking into that thread...disaster.
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http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=44326.0 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=44326.0)
Quote from: LiquidMonster on Jun 15, 2012, 01:27:42 AM
The ALIEN was BLACK. Did we see anyone bitching that we had a BLACK ALIEN? That we should have gotten a WHITE ALIEN?
Quote from: GreatKnower on Jun 15, 2012, 02:15:54 AM
TGRD, Did you notice how even the goo was black and not white like david's blood. I think that means Ridley was saying that the black stuff is bad and evil and David is good and righteous. Effing White supremacists. I swear. :(
I always wondered why semen was white. Why isnt it the color of the species creating it?
Quote from: DaddyYautja on Jun 15, 2012, 02:16:02 AM
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Jun 15, 2012, 01:55:50 AM
Where are all the feminists asking for female engineers.
Im actually an ape and i am angry that you humans keep making up these wild stories about not coming from early apes. Stop being self hating apes! What is this with this Hollywood anti-ape agenda?
Quote from: TheGreatRedDragon on Jun 15, 2012, 02:08:41 AM
This thread is dead. Theres nothing I can do to somehow change the course of history and make the Engineers look Mongoloid/Negroid/Caucasoid. Unless I warp reality but thats impossible. Only the sequel can redeem the Alien universe and clean Ridley Scott's image. Perhaps Damon lindelof is the culprit for all this chaos. I know Jews are inferior and they want to be white. God damn it. Who can I blame but those 2 idiots.
Oh dear. WHAT IS GOING ON.
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The Prometheus forum gets dumber everyday.
Quote from: First Blood on Jun 15, 2012, 02:19:47 AM
Quote from: TheGreatRedDragon on Jun 15, 2012, 02:08:41 AM
This thread is dead. Theres nothing I can do to somehow change the course of history and make the Engineers look Mongoloid/Negroid/Caucasoid. Unless I warp reality but thats impossible. Only the sequel can redeem the Alien universe and clean Ridley Scott's image. Perhaps Damon lindelof is the culprit for all this chaos. I know Jews are inferior and they want to be white. God damn it. Who can I blame but those 2 idiots.
Spoiler
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Gold, buddy. Gold.
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Jun 15, 2012, 02:22:48 AM
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=44326.0 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=44326.0)
Quote from: LiquidMonster on Jun 15, 2012, 01:27:42 AM
The ALIEN was BLACK. Did we see anyone bitching that we had a BLACK ALIEN? That we should have gotten a WHITE ALIEN?
Quote from: GreatKnower on Jun 15, 2012, 02:15:54 AM
TGRD, Did you notice how even the goo was black and not white like david's blood. I think that means Ridley was saying that the black stuff is bad and evil and David is good and righteous. Effing White supremacists. I swear. :(
I always wondered why semen was white. Why isnt it the color of the species creating it?
Quote from: DaddyYautja on Jun 15, 2012, 02:16:02 AM
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Jun 15, 2012, 01:55:50 AM
Where are all the feminists asking for female engineers.
Im actually an ape and i am angry that you humans keep making up these wild stories about not coming from early apes. Stop being self hating apes! What is this with this Hollywood anti-ape agenda?
Quote from: TheGreatRedDragon on Jun 15, 2012, 02:08:41 AM
This thread is dead. Theres nothing I can do to somehow change the course of history and make the Engineers look Mongoloid/Negroid/Caucasoid. Unless I warp reality but thats impossible. Only the sequel can redeem the Alien universe and clean Ridley Scott's image. Perhaps Damon lindelof is the culprit for all this chaos. I know Jews are inferior and they want to be white. God damn it. Who can I blame but those 2 idiots.
Oh dear. WHAT IS GOING ON.
http://www.ircblog.net/images/thumb/2011/05/c2ed91972a2ba30b7cd594e37c560764_thumb.gif
Lmao! That gif is perfect!
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Jun 15, 2012, 02:22:48 AM
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=44326.0 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=44326.0)
Quote from: LiquidMonster on Jun 15, 2012, 01:27:42 AM
The ALIEN was BLACK. Did we see anyone bitching that we had a BLACK ALIEN? That we should have gotten a WHITE ALIEN?
Quote from: GreatKnower on Jun 15, 2012, 02:15:54 AM
TGRD, Did you notice how even the goo was black and not white like david's blood. I think that means Ridley was saying that the black stuff is bad and evil and David is good and righteous. Effing White supremacists. I swear. :(
I always wondered why semen was white. Why isnt it the color of the species creating it?
Quote from: DaddyYautja on Jun 15, 2012, 02:16:02 AM
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Jun 15, 2012, 01:55:50 AM
Where are all the feminists asking for female engineers.
Im actually an ape and i am angry that you humans keep making up these wild stories about not coming from early apes. Stop being self hating apes! What is this with this Hollywood anti-ape agenda?
Quote from: TheGreatRedDragon on Jun 15, 2012, 02:08:41 AM
This thread is dead. Theres nothing I can do to somehow change the course of history and make the Engineers look Mongoloid/Negroid/Caucasoid. Unless I warp reality but thats impossible. Only the sequel can redeem the Alien universe and clean Ridley Scott's image. Perhaps Damon lindelof is the culprit for all this chaos. I know Jews are inferior and they want to be white. God damn it. Who can I blame but those 2 idiots.
Oh dear. WHAT IS GOING ON.
http://www.ircblog.net/images/thumb/2011/05/c2ed91972a2ba30b7cd594e37c560764_thumb.gif
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kmTNObny3k#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kmTNObny3k#ws)
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jun 14, 2012, 10:04:23 PM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jun 14, 2012, 10:01:17 PM
Quote from: DJ Pu$$yface on Jun 14, 2012, 09:56:38 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Jun 12, 2012, 11:57:56 PM
Doesn't Doom have a sister you could fap to First Blood?
Oh god, I was there when this one happend.
I came in walking into that thread...disaster.
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p30/ShadowPred/tumblr_m5fi5dV7Mr1ro9aec.gif
Where did this happen?!
Dark Knight Rises thread, i believe?
Quote from: TheGreatRedDragon on Jun 15, 2012, 02:08:41 AM
This thread is dead. Theres nothing I can do to somehow change the course of history and make the Engineers look Mongoloid/Negroid/Caucasoid. Unless I warp reality but thats impossible. Only the sequel can redeem the Alien universe and clean Ridley Scott's image. Perhaps Damon lindelof is the culprit for all this chaos. I know Jews are inferior and they want to be white. God damn it. Who can I blame but those 2 idiots.
EVERYTHING IN THIS THREAD
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=44326.0 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=44326.0)
^^^ :laugh: :laugh:
TDKR thread - :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jun 15, 2012, 02:29:38 AM
EVERYTHING IN THIS THREAD
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=44326.0 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=44326.0)
Thank you so much for linking me to this.
Damn, I thought the "What If..." thread was funny. :)
Jesus Christ, it is the best thread in this universe.
He called Idris Elba ugly. :'(
Oh god. Speaking of the What if thread.
Someone just reminded Runner about it.
:o
Not me. I dunno what you're talking about, man.
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Jun 15, 2012, 02:38:00 AM
He called Idris Elba ugly. :'(
I was laughing up until that point. That motherf**ker must be BLIND.
Did he not see Janek's eyebrows after he asked Vickers if she was a robot. DID HE NOT SEE.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 15, 2012, 02:41:16 AM
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Jun 15, 2012, 02:38:00 AM
He called Idris Elba ugly. :'(
I was laughing up until that point. That motherf**ker must be BLIND.
Did he not see Janek's eyebrows after he asked Vickers if she was a robot. DID HE NOT SEE.
The 20 children I was pregnant with saw that shit!
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jun 15, 2012, 02:42:48 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 15, 2012, 02:41:16 AM
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Jun 15, 2012, 02:38:00 AM
He called Idris Elba ugly. :'(
I was laughing up until that point. That motherf**ker must be BLIND.
Did he not see Janek's eyebrows after he asked Vickers if she was a robot. DID HE NOT SEE.
The 20 children I was pregnant with saw that shit!
Lmfao!
Glorious f**king day, GLORIOUS!
I about died when I saw this.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fh3.abload.de%2Fimg%2Fflossy2dd30.gif&hash=a4ae069e42bb84e5407cfd54e0d5a4bd79beec49)
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jun 15, 2012, 02:57:47 AM
I about died when I saw this.
http://h3.abload.de/img/flossy2dd30.gif
HAHAHAH, yes!
YES!!!
Another glorious day in the galaxy. Every thread's a banquet! Every troll a fortune! Every formation a moderator!
BEST.THREAD.EVER.PERIOD
Did it all stem from TGRD accusing me of hating on asians because I said that greek gods were beautiful?
It stemmed from his thick headedness...
You can take the credit for the catastrophe of a beauty we call a thread out there, if you want. ;)
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jun 15, 2012, 02:29:38 AM
EVERYTHING IN THIS THREAD
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=44326.0 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=44326.0)
I love it! :laugh:
Quote from: samoht on Jun 15, 2012, 02:59:28 AM
BEST.THREAD.EVER.PERIOD
Did it all stem from TGRD accusing me of hating on asians because I said that greek gods were beautiful?
You were practically the best part.
You made the poor troll so mad.
The only part better was that gif I posted.
Oh, shit, he may have just crossed the line.
Despite all the fun in there...I'm not going to hide the fact that the crazy dragon got me. He's either brilliant...or just plain stupid.
Quote from: Prime113 on Jun 15, 2012, 03:03:40 AM
Oh, shit, he may have just crossed the line.
Shitttt...he just went for it. He just went for it.
...
Quote from: TheGreatRedDragon on Jun 15, 2012, 03:02:35 AM
ShadowPred
Space Sweeper
^ hemophrodites. Who the hell has women as their pictures? Yu guys gay or something? Sex change perhaps? LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu7xRApT0JU#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu7xRApT0JU#ws)
Sweeper got the quote covered above, Sinister Serenity.
Oh, lol.
I sure hope that doesn't cause the thread to get erased. A ban is fine, but please, don't do anything that will delete the thread!
The thread must go on!
Oh my god.
I know someone else already noted this but...
He called Idris Elba ugly. What.
Jesus christ, all the awards need to go to that thread.
I am just sad that not everyone is witnessing the hilarity!
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 15, 2012, 03:04:46 AM
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Quote from: TheGreatRedDragon on Jun 15, 2012, 03:02:35 AM
ShadowPred
Space Sweeper
^ hemophrodites. Who the hell has women as their pictures? Yu guys gay or something? Sex change perhaps? LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu7xRApT0JU#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu7xRApT0JU#ws)
Oh god, oh geez. I think I busted my gut. :laugh:
Of course gay men are going to have pictures of stunningly beautiful women on their avatars and sigs
Of course!!!
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 15, 2012, 03:04:46 AM
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Quote from: TheGreatRedDragon on Jun 15, 2012, 03:02:35 AM
ShadowPred
Space Sweeper
^ hemophrodites. Who the hell has women as their pictures? Yu guys gay or something? Sex change perhaps? LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu7xRApT0JU#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu7xRApT0JU#ws)
Oh god, oh geez. I think I busted my gut. :laugh:
Of course gay men are going to have pictures of stunningly beautiful women on their avatars and sigs
Of course!!!
Lolololol
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 15, 2012, 03:18:23 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 15, 2012, 03:04:46 AM
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Quote from: TheGreatRedDragon on Jun 15, 2012, 03:02:35 AM
ShadowPred
Space Sweeper
^ hemophrodites. Who the hell has women as their pictures? Yu guys gay or something? Sex change perhaps? LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu7xRApT0JU#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu7xRApT0JU#ws)
Oh god, oh geez. I think I busted my gut. :laugh:
Of course gay men are going to have pictures of stunningly beautiful women on their avatars and sigs
Of course!!!
Damn right!
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 15, 2012, 03:18:23 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 15, 2012, 03:04:46 AM
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Quote from: TheGreatRedDragon on Jun 15, 2012, 03:02:35 AM
ShadowPred
Space Sweeper
^ hemophrodites. Who the hell has women as their pictures? Yu guys gay or something? Sex change perhaps? LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu7xRApT0JU#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu7xRApT0JU#ws)
Oh god, oh geez. I think I busted my gut. :laugh:
Of course gay men are going to have pictures of stunningly beautiful women on their avatars and sigs
Of course!!!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1W7c8QghPxk (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1W7c8QghPxk)
I swear if it weren't for that thread i would be studying for finals tomorrow... :-X
I should probably get started on that...
Probably.
I know, it's hard to tear yourself away.
O-M-G
I get back from work and the thread is locked. That was the funniest, most politically incorrect thread ever!! You guys make my day :)
AvPG, when it has those moments, you just have to be there, it's what makes this site so f**king worth logging on for every day, you just don't know when hilarity of epic proportions will ensue.
Quote from: First Blood on Jun 15, 2012, 02:24:01 AM
The Prometheus forum gets dumber everyday.
It's the high concentration of "I'm here cuz I just saw Prometheus!" people. Some will peel off as time goes on ... revealing the diamonds in the rough.
Happens with any forum when it's main subject matter gathers the attention of the masses.
It hasn't been more obvious before. At least in Predators we had people talking with rational though...with Prometheus, christ, it's a whole new monster.
f**king black goo.
Blame the awesome trailer for Prometheus. It hooked netted a whole LOT of peeps. Not all of them was fish. Lots of flotsam and jetsam.
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Jun 15, 2012, 07:11:32 PMNot all of them was fish.
So I guess that, in this case...
*Puts sunglasses on*
That's not a lot of fish.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 15, 2012, 07:13:21 PM
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Jun 15, 2012, 07:11:32 PMNot all of them was fish.
So I guess that, in this case...
*Puts sunglasses on*
That's not a lot of fish.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
:laugh:
Here ... use this gif next time ...
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Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Jun 15, 2012, 07:19:42 PM
Here ... use this gif next time ...
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haha, perfection
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 15, 2012, 09:32:37 PM
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Jun 15, 2012, 07:19:42 PM
Here ... use this gif next time ...
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haha, perfection
Omg, where is that from.
It is from this NIKE commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oCF-QFuoYs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oCF-QFuoYs#)
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 15, 2012, 09:41:54 PM
It is from this NIKE commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oCF-QFuoYs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oCF-QFuoYs#)
Awesome.
We all know Godzilla would have kicked his ass though. ;D
Jesus Christ, this thread got infected with black goo! Hahaha, so glad to come here after a bad day of work.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi847.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fab35%2FSpace-Sweeper%2FMSN%2520Lolz%2F10fb3b35127aad474926efc7f86e3083.png&hash=8efe62afd5d77bde2528afd862372049286264b6)
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 16, 2012, 11:24:39 AM
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LMAO!!!
Noooooo!!! I make it into this thread for the first time and it's the worst post possible to quote. :'(
I've posted far more interesting things like:
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P.S. I'm glad you're still here. And I love your new set. Beautiful!
Quote from: Vickers on Jun 16, 2012, 01:29:45 PM
I've posted far more interesting things like:
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P.S. I'm glad you're still here. And I love your new set. Beautiful!
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Eat my tit you f*cking f*ck :D
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PS: it's the new me - rain symbolizes the double nature of wonderful things happening in my life, contrasted with a melancholia deeply entrenched in my soul... deep, I know... :P
Quote from: Eva on Jun 16, 2012, 01:54:31 PM
Quote from: Vickers on Jun 16, 2012, 01:29:45 PM
I've posted far more interesting things like:
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P.S. I'm glad you're still here. And I love your new set. Beautiful!
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Eat my tit you f*cking f*ck :D
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PS: it's the new me - rain symbolizes the double nature of wonderful things happening in my life, contrasted with a melancholia deeply entrenched in my soul... deep, I know... :P
:laugh:
P.S. I love that description and, trust me, I know all about that feeling of Melancholia. I hope many more wonderful things happen in your life.
Quote from: Vickers on Jun 16, 2012, 01:29:45 PM
Noooooo!!! I make it into this thread for the first time and it's the worst post possible to quote. :'(
I've posted far more interesting things like:
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P.S. I'm glad you're still here. And I love your new set. Beautiful!
Oh, Vickers...! :laugh:
Quote from: mastermoon on Jun 18, 2012, 03:03:58 PM
The I see it, first the haters are Anti-Prometheus then like two weeks later they become Pro-Prometheus.
Opinions change over time.
Quote from: SM on Jun 18, 2012, 08:32:51 PM
It's easy to back up a reasonable discourse when it comes up against the incessant, incoherent, blinkered and one dimensional ravings of an imbecilic oxygen thief incapable of basic reading comprehension.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 18, 2012, 08:36:35 PM
Quote from: SM on Jun 18, 2012, 08:32:51 PM
It's easy to back up a reasonable discourse when it comes up against the incessant, incoherent, blinkered and one dimensional ravings of an imbecilic oxygen thief incapable of basic reading comprehension.
Quote from: DJ Pu$$yface on Jun 18, 2012, 08:54:50 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 18, 2012, 07:59:38 PM
Quote from: r888 on Jun 18, 2012, 06:45:03 AM
Michael Bay is so Awesome!!
A long time ago, in a page far far away...
Quote from: r888 on Mar 26, 2012, 03:34:34 AM
f**k you bay
COHERENCE
I love this forum.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 18, 2012, 08:36:35 PM
Quote from: SM on Jun 18, 2012, 08:32:51 PM
It's easy to back up a reasonable discourse when it comes up against the incessant, incoherent, blinkered and one dimensional ravings of an imbecilic oxygen thief incapable of basic reading comprehension.
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Quote from: Topazora on Jun 13, 2012, 07:42:25 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Jun 13, 2012, 01:33:52 AM
If I hear him say "flawed" one more time....
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 13, 2012, 04:06:50 AM
The trilobite hugging the engineer creeped me out, too. For some reason, I'm ok with being hugged by a facehugger, but I can stand the thought of something that big with tentacles raping me.
Predxeno is having me worried.
Wait! What?
Pleeeeeease tell me he meant to say:
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 13, 2012, 04:06:50 AM
I can not stand the thought of something that big with tentacles raping me.
Yeah, sorry, I meant can
not.
I love you predxeno
we all love Predxeno ;D
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 19, 2012, 02:32:13 AM
Quote from: Topazora on Jun 13, 2012, 07:42:25 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Jun 13, 2012, 01:33:52 AM
If I hear him say "flawed" one more time....
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 13, 2012, 04:06:50 AM
The trilobite hugging the engineer creeped me out, too. For some reason, I'm ok with being hugged by a facehugger, but I can stand the thought of something that big with tentacles raping me.
Predxeno is having me worried.
Wait! What?
Pleeeeeease tell me he meant to say:
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 13, 2012, 04:06:50 AM
I can not stand the thought of something that big with tentacles raping me.
Yeah, sorry, I meant can not.
Lmao.
:P
When talking about what my fave Alien movies are in order of FAVORITISM. The days of being young and stupid.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Dec 13, 2006, 11:03:09 PM
Aliens
Alien
Alien Resurrection
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Nothing.
Unless you like the second Starship Troopers movie or Christian Slater, statement stands. :P
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 19, 2012, 02:32:13 AM
Quote from: Topazora on Jun 13, 2012, 07:42:25 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Jun 13, 2012, 01:33:52 AM
If I hear him say "flawed" one more time....
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 13, 2012, 04:06:50 AM
The trilobite hugging the engineer creeped me out, too. For some reason, I'm ok with being hugged by a facehugger, but I can stand the thought of something that big with tentacles raping me.
Predxeno is having me worried.
Wait! What?
Pleeeeeease tell me he meant to say:
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 13, 2012, 04:06:50 AM
I can not stand the thought of something that big with tentacles raping me.
Yeah, sorry, I meant can not.
Thank you, had me worried.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 20, 2012, 08:09:15 PM
Unless you like the second Starship Troopers movie or Christian Slater, statement stands. :P
Christian Slater be cool.
The Name of The Rose is by far my fave thing he has ever done.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jun 20, 2012, 09:05:07 PM
Christian Slater be cool.
The Name of The Rose is by far my fave thing he has ever done.
That women in the hayloft is probably his favorite thing he's ever done.
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Jun 20, 2012, 10:12:14 PM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jun 20, 2012, 09:05:07 PM
Christian Slater be cool.
The Name of The Rose is by far my fave thing he has ever done.
That women in the hayloft is probably his favorite thing he's ever done.
Haha, yes it is.
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Quote from: Xenomrph on Jun 20, 2012, 10:18:00 PM
We don't talk about The Thing. Not since The Incident. :-X
SSSSHHHHHhhhSHHSSH Shushshushshuuudddap!
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Quote from: Cvalda on Jun 27, 2012, 05:50:34 PM
and Funny Games US, aka The Film OmegaZilla Will Never See.
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Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jun 29, 2012, 08:01:53 AM
Okay, here it is again.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/CharlesXavier/Miscellaneous/__132167715998666.jpg
Have absolutely no idea what it is,throw a hint.
Japanese movie. :)
Yes a hint plz.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jun 30, 2012, 12:04:35 AM
Aliens wasn't trying to deliver the same kind of scares that Alien was. The real heart of Aliens lied in the dark, brooding atmosphere that it created (impacted as we see the mentality of the marines go from "hoo-rah!" to genuine fear) and the always lingering and ever growing sense of dread. While Alien, is one of the scariest movies I have ever seen, Aliens is one of the most tense. The fact that Aliens did not try to copy the first movie and instead went in its own direction is one of the best things about the movie, and one of the reasons why I lot of people view it as one of the greatest sequels of all time.
If I were to get started on Alien³ and its relation to the first two films, I would talk about how it is not so much about the fear of the creature any more (despite having some tense scenes, which I talked about earlier) but instead about coming to terms with and accepting the Alien's horrors. The audience, like Ripley, had already experienced the Aliens on two prior occasions. In the first movie, Ripley met her fear. In the second, she confronted it. It was not finally time for her to defeat it, and what better, more powerful was to do that in a film as bleak and depressing as Alien³ than by self sacrifice? While most people see Alien³ as a flawed film and a waste, there are a lot of people who see it as a return to form in that it is closer to the first Alien in terms of execution. Personally, I don't agree with either philosophy; I find Alien³ (a film I once did not care far very much) to be the perfect conclusion to the Alien Trilogy. Alien³ was about themes; religion, self sacrifice, and even redemption as the prisoners, murderers and rapists, became heroes and died for a cause greater than themselves. And I feel that without Aliens, Alien³ would not have been nearly as powerful (in terms or Ripley's story arc, of course).
Also, in keeping with the theme of this thread, I also want to point out that I really liked Prometheus. I had some problems with the movie (mostly editing/pacing problems, and a few character related problems as well), but I really did like the direction that the story took. I understand why others dislike it, and understand that it was not necessary in the Alien franchise, but I really liked the movie. In a lot of ways it is a return to the first Alien; in ever more ways, though, it is its own animal, tackling concepts that simply don't matter in the Alien Quadrilogy. Prometheus told a very different story than Alien did while still managing to stay in that universe that we all know and love; I'm excited to see where Prometheus' story is heading!
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 20, 2012, 11:52:09 PM
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HEE HEE
YOU SO FUNNY
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jun 30, 2012, 04:49:15 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jun 30, 2012, 12:04:35 AM
Aliens wasn't trying to deliver the same kind of scares that Alien was. The real heart of Aliens lied in the dark, brooding atmosphere that it created (impacted as we see the mentality of the marines go from "hoo-rah!" to genuine fear) and the always lingering and ever growing sense of dread. While Alien, is one of the scariest movies I have ever seen, Aliens is one of the most tense. The fact that Aliens did not try to copy the first movie and instead went in its own direction is one of the best things about the movie, and one of the reasons why I lot of people view it as one of the greatest sequels of all time.
If I were to get started on Alien³ and its relation to the first two films, I would talk about how it is not so much about the fear of the creature any more (despite having some tense scenes, which I talked about earlier) but instead about coming to terms with and accepting the Alien's horrors. The audience, like Ripley, had already experienced the Aliens on two prior occasions. In the first movie, Ripley met her fear. In the second, she confronted it. It was not finally time for her to defeat it, and what better, more powerful was to do that in a film as bleak and depressing as Alien³ than by self sacrifice? While most people see Alien³ as a flawed film and a waste, there are a lot of people who see it as a return to form in that it is closer to the first Alien in terms of execution. Personally, I don't agree with either philosophy; I find Alien³ (a film I once did not care far very much) to be the perfect conclusion to the Alien Trilogy. Alien³ was about themes; religion, self sacrifice, and even redemption as the prisoners, murderers and rapists, became heroes and died for a cause greater than themselves. And I feel that without Aliens, Alien³ would not have been nearly as powerful (in terms or Ripley's story arc, of course).
Also, in keeping with the theme of this thread, I also want to point out that I really liked Prometheus. I had some problems with the movie (mostly editing/pacing problems, and a few character related problems as well), but I really did like the direction that the story took. I understand why others dislike it, and understand that it was not necessary in the Alien franchise, but I really liked the movie. In a lot of ways it is a return to the first Alien; in ever more ways, though, it is its own animal, tackling concepts that simply don't matter in the Alien Quadrilogy. Prometheus told a very different story than Alien did while still managing to stay in that universe that we all know and love; I'm excited to see where Prometheus' story is heading!
I'm honored, Space marines :)
Although, reading that again, I noticed
way too many spelling/grammar mistakes :D
It got the point across.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jun 30, 2012, 04:55:11 AM
Although, reading that again, I noticed way too many spelling/grammar mistakes :D
You're right...I'm deleting it from this thread, post-haste!
I am shocked that he didn't use that Giger pic, I totally read his post in that voice.
Oh god your right. Just edited.
That's more like it.
GOD DAMN IT those sets!Everywhere...
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Join in, man.
Quote from: SiL on Jul 01, 2012, 08:36:23 AM
Quote from: NGR01 on Jul 01, 2012, 08:18:50 AM
I still don't get why they did what they did with the supposed unanswered questions (not the last one mind you), especially if they have already the story planned as they say...
It'$ an ab$olute my$tery.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jul 01, 2012, 08:57:12 PM
Quote from: Keg on Jul 01, 2012, 08:55:28 PM
I have a confession Shadowpred. I already did that years ago. I have been wearing a Zooey "skin dress" for some years now (I had a blast filming New Girl and nobody noticed the difference).
You're obsession has been ME!
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p30/ShadowPred/barugon.gif
You beat me to it. :laugh:
Quote from: RagingDragon on Jul 04, 2012, 06:33:45 AM
God what in the f**k.
Sci-fi isn't dead!
It's come back as a f**king zombie.
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Brilliance.
Just stumbled upon on my photobucket.
Good times.
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Way back when DoomRulz didn't even have 20,000 posts.
That brings back so many memories. :'(
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jul 04, 2012, 06:39:58 AM
Quote from: RagingDragon on Jul 04, 2012, 06:33:45 AM
God what in the f**k.
Sci-fi isn't dead!
It's come back as a f**king zombie.
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Brilliance.
:laugh: 'Dat RagingDragon!
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jul 04, 2012, 08:36:15 AM
Way back when DoomRulz didn't even have 20,000 posts.
It's amazing.
Quote from: Laufey on Jul 04, 2012, 08:36:39 AM
That brings back so many memories. :'(
Tell me about it. Hell, I'm going to be bringing back that retro look soon.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jul 04, 2012, 10:45:17 AM
Eva and her guerrilla style photoshoot.
I...I can't...
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Perfect GIF.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jul 04, 2012, 08:40:10 AM
Hell, I'm going to be bringing back that retro look soon.
All of us old-timers should go retro! ;D
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 04, 2012, 07:51:57 PM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jul 04, 2012, 08:40:10 AM
Hell, I'm going to be bringing back that retro look soon.
All of us old-timers should go retro! ;D
If we do, it should be retro week, because I'm planning on doing it for one night only.
Quote from: Laufey on Jul 04, 2012, 09:13:43 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jul 04, 2012, 09:11:24 PM
Yeah man, what a sexpot.
http://gyazo.com/522957fa26fa1b195376f6af606b7361.png?1341436039
If I had a vagina, I know where I'd want some dwarf cock.
Remember, he can't guarantee your saftey...
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jul 03, 2012, 03:08:24 AM
The desperate search to find something to bitch about.
Cheers to 100 pages of immortalized hilarious quotations!
Cheers!
Chairs!
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Quote from: Xenomorphine on Jun 27, 2012, 11:44:37 PM
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"Well, there's this big... F**kin' thing and there are these ships, right? And they're really battlewagons - the 'battle' part's important - and they just kind of... Fly about the place, right? Except there's this one and he kind of... He does this really mad... Anyway, there are these f**kin'... Alien things and... Pyramids and malarkey, OK? And what we start off with - it's these scientists. And they're in this other ship - and they own this one and there's this bloke with these really nasty feet... And when you put it together, you realise it's all about a robot. A kind of big... Robot head and... And then we've got this great shot of Sigourney in her underwear. Or... Wait, no... It's a waterfall or something. And that's kind of how it all fits together."
Dying right here.
:laugh:
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jul 07, 2012, 05:15:59 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on Jul 07, 2012, 05:14:14 AM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jul 07, 2012, 05:04:06 AM
We need more Babcock.
http://themancavepodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Tara-B2.jpg
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http://img004.lazygirls.info/people/tara_babcock/tara_babcock_8_3b3yefI.sized.jpg
http://www.hottiesfor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tara-babcock-9.jpg
We need more Real Dolls.
http://www.m2j.us/rants/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/realdoll.jpg
http://thevirtualsexreview.com/files/u1/real_doll1.jpg
http://darkprincearmon.com/channel.0.0.2/albums/userpics/10001/normal_RealDoll-14.jpg
http://www.anoush.ch/images/Doll/realdoll04.jpg
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p30/ShadowPred/Random/scullywhite-1.jpg
Greatest reaction pic ever.
Greater ever than Winona Eyes.
Goddamn you, ShadowPred.
Quote from: Cvalda on Jul 07, 2012, 05:25:56 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jul 07, 2012, 05:15:59 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on Jul 07, 2012, 05:14:14 AM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jul 07, 2012, 05:04:06 AM
We need more Babcock.
http://themancavepodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Tara-B2.jpg
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sectalk.com%2Fboard%2Fpublic%2Fimported_images%2Fi665.photobucket.com%2Fbabe-of-the-day-tara-babcock-200-1.jpg&hash=1bbc2d70181d3c53d2e2698430a324052f94f6c9)
http://img004.lazygirls.info/people/tara_babcock/tara_babcock_8_3b3yefI.sized.jpg
http://www.hottiesfor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tara-babcock-9.jpg
We need more Real Dolls.
http://www.m2j.us/rants/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/realdoll.jpg
http://thevirtualsexreview.com/files/u1/real_doll1.jpg
http://darkprincearmon.com/channel.0.0.2/albums/userpics/10001/normal_RealDoll-14.jpg
http://www.anoush.ch/images/Doll/realdoll04.jpg
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p30/ShadowPred/Random/scullywhite-1.jpg
Greatest reaction pic ever.
Greater ever than Winona Eyes. Goddamn you, ShadowPred.
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Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 08, 2012, 07:48:57 PM
Quote from: Laufey on Jul 08, 2012, 01:57:08 PM
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/2914/tumblrm484qxp47t1qeablw.jpg
Starring Kevin Bacon and Fred Ward please? ;D
Quote from: Cvalda on Jul 07, 2012, 05:25:56 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jul 07, 2012, 05:15:59 AM
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p30/ShadowPred/Random/scullywhite-1.jpg
Greatest reaction pic ever.
Greater ever than Winona Eyes. Goddamn you, ShadowPred.
Wanna know what I think of your reaction pic?
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Quote from: Eva on Jul 08, 2012, 09:20:50 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Jul 07, 2012, 05:25:56 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jul 07, 2012, 05:15:59 AM
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p30/ShadowPred/Random/scullywhite-1.jpg
Greatest reaction pic ever.
Greater ever than Winona Eyes. Goddamn you, ShadowPred.
Wanna know what I think of your reaction pic?
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Quote from: ShadowPred on Jul 08, 2012, 09:43:22 PM
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Quote from: Eva on Jul 08, 2012, 09:50:17 PM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jul 08, 2012, 09:43:22 PM
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Quote from: ShadowPred on Jul 08, 2012, 09:56:30 PM
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Quote from: Eva on Jul 08, 2012, 09:58:21 PM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jul 08, 2012, 09:56:30 PM
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Quote from: Cvalda on Jul 08, 2012, 09:59:23 PM
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What a f*cking pair of boobs you are :D
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Quote from: Cvalda on Jul 08, 2012, 10:16:57 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jul 08, 2012, 10:09:13 PM
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Proof that the Illuminati has in fact INFILTRATED the film industry. I myself MAY be compromised.
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INFILTRATED
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Going back through some older Unhappy thread posts...
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Feb 09, 2011, 10:59:43 PM
Quote from: Shobidoo on Feb 09, 2011, 09:32:44 PM
Nailing this chick in the face in PE today
Go Shobi! Anytime, anywhere.
:laugh:
:laugh:
Good times
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Jul 09, 2012, 11:33:16 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Jul 09, 2012, 11:25:47 PM
Quote from: Anonymous User on Jul 09, 2012, 11:23:04 PM
At the beginning Engineers created human, and now they want to kill us.
At the beginning Scott created Alien, and now he killed it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHGHkGmOmD4# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHGHkGmOmD4#)
We've made living biological attractions so astounding that they'll capture the imagination of the entire planet.
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/9640/prompark2.png
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And there's no doubt; our attractions will drive kids Alien purists out of their minds!
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His brilliance never fails to amaze.
Quote from: SM on Jul 10, 2012, 01:33:14 AM
QuoteStarmap: NOT an invitation - so what is it?
http://blog.centresource.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ackbar.gif
Quote from: BLAIN on Jul 11, 2012, 12:09:49 AM
Quote from: Guts on Jul 11, 2012, 12:02:36 AM
Do two people need to have sex with each other before they feel true love for one another? You know, get intimate and stuff.
Yes.
Only when you've performed a sex marathon whereby you both come out chaffed and exhausted will you be able to look into her eyes and say "I want to be chaffed and exhausted with you forever".
That is true love.
Almost brings a tear to my eye, helping the young people. :'( I remember my sex marathons. Thought I had true love several times. Ah, but the last time with Yolanda...took me eight hours, but I finally conquered that black geyser of sexual energy.
I cannot stop laughing. I will never stop laughing.
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Jul 11, 2012, 06:28:44 PM
Quote from: Eva on Jul 11, 2012, 06:00:09 PM
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Jul 11, 2012, 05:51:15 PM
Given the circumstances Eva, as much I'd love to get to know you on the inside ...
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I just don't think I'd have the stomach for it given the context.
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Please, Bat Chain - do something. I'm not quite dead yet - fight -
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...FIGHT!
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Dem Man Eaters.
This was too good not to:
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 13, 2012, 05:14:52 AM
as stupid as it is, Alcohol has more history solving problems than most forms of diplomacy.
Alcohol makes you not care. it makes you say and do stuff with loose and comfident hands what you would be shaking without. it makes anything wrong feel right, every problem a solution, every imperfection a detail. a few millenias ago, the first tribes sat down and agreed to work the fields together instead of killing eachother for game, drinking wine in the stomach of animals. it made the greeks write poems. it made the romans build cities, it made the kings build empires, the Spanish cross the oceans and the brittish invent rock and roll.
alcohol is the breast milk of civilization.
I don't care what one feels personally towards the fire water,
what a post. :laugh:
Edit - Post quoted for awesomeness, very next post again quoted for awesomeness. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Jul 13, 2012, 05:16:41 AM
I might drink it more often if it came in a breast.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 06, 2012, 03:02:15 AM
Chairs!
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whose chair is that? who brought that god damn chair in here? its not my chair not my chair! not my problem thats what i say. no way.
Quote from: RagingDragon on Jul 13, 2012, 05:17:14 AM
This was too good not to:
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 13, 2012, 05:14:52 AM
as stupid as it is, Alcohol has more history solving problems than most forms of diplomacy.
Alcohol makes you not care. it makes you say and do stuff with loose and comfident hands what you would be shaking without. it makes anything wrong feel right, every problem a solution, every imperfection a detail. a few millenias ago, the first tribes sat down and agreed to work the fields together instead of killing eachother for game, drinking wine in the stomach of animals. it made the greeks write poems. it made the romans build cities, it made the kings build empires, the Spanish cross the oceans and the brittish invent rock and roll.
alcohol is the breast milk of civilization.
I don't care what one feels personally towards the fire water, what a post. :laugh:
Edit - Post quoted for awesomeness, very next post again quoted for awesomeness. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Jul 13, 2012, 05:16:41 AM
I might drink it more often if it came in a breast.
Haha. Good debate going on.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jul 14, 2012, 07:39:08 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9C9K6aEpMo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9C9K6aEpMo#)
Quote from: DJ Pu$$yface on Jul 16, 2012, 08:43:53 PM
Quote from: whiterabbit on Jul 16, 2012, 08:39:53 PM
Quote from: ChrisPachi on Jul 16, 2012, 12:29:29 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 16, 2012, 12:04:16 PM
Quote from: wmmvrrvrrmm on Jul 16, 2012, 11:57:24 AM
that we can talk about
To be fair, I don't care what your opinion is on Prometheus, but if there is one thing it succeded in, it is leaving us talking about it.
Can't argue with that, but we have been talking about Alien and its successors for years as well. IMO we are talking about Prometheus because of those movies; because regardless of whether it is good or not it is the most important thing to happen to the Alien movie-verse in a very long time. It's the movie we were all waiting for.
Man that's a real good point, are we talking about Prometheus or the alien movies. Prometheus seems to need the alien universe far more than the alien universe needs it.
Even more so, has any of the Prometheus talk really gone anywhere interesting?
The unprecedented outbreak of stupid is absolutely fascinating.
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=44937.0 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=44937.0)
Mocking Hubbs (always a beautiful thing):
Quote from: First Blood on Jul 24, 2012, 10:52:09 PM
No no. He's a plant by Warner Bros. It's a conspiracy.
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2Fa%2Fab%2FAlexJonesBB2007.jpg%2F220px-AlexJonesBB2007.jpg&hash=58710f76fda1e35a9ee95fae2271c6512d989bea)
-On Christian Bale's kind visit to the hospitalized folks of the Colorado shooting
Spoiler
I just love seeing Alex Jones' mug as a spoiler tag punchline. :D
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jul 26, 2012, 03:21:35 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Jul 26, 2012, 03:13:43 AM
AvP Galaxy's To Catch A Predator.
Hi there, I am Sweeper Hansen with AVPG's To Catch A Predator.
http://i1175.photobucket.com/albums/r623/Punisher616/chris-hansen.gif?t=1343271815
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Jul 26, 2012, 03:12:32 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jul 26, 2012, 03:08:57 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jul 26, 2012, 03:08:05 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Jul 26, 2012, 03:03:26 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jul 26, 2012, 03:00:07 AM
But it's creepy.
Do you find young Scarlett Johansson creepy as well?
http://thecount.com/wp-content/uploads/scarlett-johansson-5.jpg
Look at jail bait ScarJo...
G--
Get the f**k out. Now.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jul 26, 2012, 03:02:45 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jul 26, 2012, 03:00:07 AM
But it's creepy.
Tell me about these skeletons in your closet.
Let's discuss the kids in Rick Grimes' basement first. ;)
It's obvious he has the fetish CP, now tell me about dese Skeltunz!
I don't have a fetish :P I was just giving an example of how the human matures and proved that she aged well. I mean look at Lindsay Lohan, she was ugly ass ginger and then she hit her teen years (circa Mean Girls and Herbie Fully Loaded) that's when Lindsay looked hot. Now look her, Lindsay Lohan is ugly as f*ck!
So you're saying you weren't trying to persuade me by posting that ScarJo kiddie image above? Clearly you're attracted to her, so what does that make you?
http://i1175.photobucket.com/albums/r623/Punisher616/chris-hansen.gif?t=1343271815
Would you have sex...? --...With this young girl...?
Quote from: Cvalda on Jul 26, 2012, 06:19:56 AM
The one I just bought is the best and rarest of all the original ALIENS one-sheets, because it got recalled when Sigourney decided she didn't like being shown holding a gun :P
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 26, 2012, 06:31:51 AM
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That is hilarious!
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jul 26, 2012, 11:40:33 AM
Quote from: RiddleMeTheus on Jul 26, 2012, 09:47:59 AM
Everytime I see this darn thread I want to click on it.
Spoiler
AND READ ALL THE SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I'm seeing it tomorrow.
Spoiler
SO I WILL WAIT! >:(
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Cvalda was the
real predator last night in the Hot Woman Thread with this remark about a young Alexa Vega:
Quote from: Cvalda on Jul 26, 2012, 03:01:07 AM
She was still totally bangable as a kid. I'd def pop that freshness seal.
Quote from: Laufey on Jul 26, 2012, 08:03:30 PM
Taking relationship advices from PHANTOM is like learning Italian from Aldo Raine
Quote from: First Blood on Jul 29, 2012, 11:51:52 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Jul 29, 2012, 11:50:22 PM
...what is it? ???
http://i1175.photobucket.com/albums/r623/Punisher616/tommy-lee-jones-no-country.jpg
Quote from: Cvalda on Jul 29, 2012, 11:56:13 PM
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Quote from: First Blood on Jul 29, 2012, 11:57:54 PM
http://i1175.photobucket.com/albums/r623/Punisher616/tommy-lee-jones-no-country.jpg
Quote from: Cvalda on Jul 29, 2012, 11:58:20 PM
http://i45.tinypic.com/2z5kwht.png
Quote from: Laufey on Jul 29, 2012, 11:58:40 PM
http://victorsvillage.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/will-smith-smiles-like-this.png
Quote from: First Blood on Jul 29, 2012, 11:58:40 PM
http://i1175.photobucket.com/albums/r623/Punisher616/tommy-lee-jones-no-country.jpg
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 30, 2012, 12:00:06 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/92/Burt_Gummer.jpg
Cvalda on why WB is making a third Hobbit movie:
Quote from: Cvalda on Jul 30, 2012, 04:21:32 PM
I am $o excited for thi$ three-part trilogy ba$ed on a $ingle book that would have been ju$t fine as a two parter! I can only imagine the amazing creative rea$on$ that Warner Bro$ made thi$ deci$ion!
Quote from: SiL on Jul 30, 2012, 11:11:45 PM
There are signs in the mens' room at my local theater, urging men to see the warning signs that they're an abusive partner in a relationship. Not even physically abusive; psychologically and emotionally abusive was what the poster was aiming at.
I thought it was weird. I didn't get why they were there.
Now I do.
They're for you, dude.
Also, for f**k's sake, "woman". With a f**king A. Women is plural. You have not got this distinction correct in the last however many f**king posts. I hate you.
I love it.
More of this, and Aspie could very well end up on my buddy list in a day!
Quote from: Aspie on Jul 30, 2012, 11:50:41 PM
Your post was so stupid PHANTOM the Forum didn't even want to process it as an ACTUAL quote.
Holy shit, I was just coming here to post something of his, too:
Quote from: Aspie on Jul 31, 2012, 12:49:54 AM
I'd break up with my girlfriend and save myself for Jesus before I treated her, or ANY woman the way you do.
-In response to Phantom's "Guidelines-To-Follow-Or-Else-You-Fail-With-Women" post.
It was basically what I was going to post, but better.
If Aspie isn't buddy listed by me tomorrow, then Aspie is in our imagination!
OH GOD.
I'm only getting caught up completely on that thread now, so I only just saw this:
Quote from: RagingDragon on Jul 31, 2012, 01:17:59 AM
Phantom, you could write a book on how to articulate every high-school relationship stereotype into an entire reality.
I see what you're saying, but when you get a little older, you realize that "getting laid" isn't really the point of having a relationship. It's more like a stepping stone in a larger process of actual connection with someone that won't leave you miserable, lonely, and vapid within six months.
There are a hell of a lot of middle-aged folks who are very lonely because all of their friends have settled down with someone that gives a shit, and puts up with their shit, and they also get to have a bit of sex, on occasion, but they were too busy "getting laid" to learn how to develop as a real person and actually treat people like equals.
If you treat women that way, you might get laid, but that's all you're ever going to get.
Anyone can be manipulated, but the foundation of your relationship understanding seems frighteningly Jersey Shore, dawg.
http://www.pictures13.com/wp-content/uploads/jersey-shore-vip-party-with-jwoww-and-pauly-d-3.jpg
A great idea for a smash-hit show would be the Jersey Shore cast 25 years from now, when they look like this:
http://www.popularvirals.com/images/ugly-women/ugly-girls-0993.jpghttp://www.guidofail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/old-guido.jpg
It's beautiful. :'(
The sum of my thoughts.
LMFAO
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jul 31, 2012, 10:57:06 AM
All I remember is the anger. Pure, unbridled. The film was a blur, a gap in my timeline, a black hole in my mind where two hours slipped away. I tried piecing it back together, but that just hurt; like assembling a jigsaw of broken glass while somebody's beating your hands with a hammer, and the world keeps shaking in front of your eyes, unable to focus on a single image.
Rage was all I got from that film. It was a dark time in my life.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jul 31, 2012, 11:03:04 AM
Based on that, your reaction to Skyline should be... an interesting case.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jul 31, 2012, 11:06:11 AM
I saw the first 20 minutes.
I woke up half-naked in an alleyway, a dead rat in my hands, blood on my lips.
Quote from: Never say no to Panda! on Aug 01, 2012, 10:43:22 AM
Once again Ballz of Steel are returning.
Lets turn on the eye tracking software...
http://666kb.com/i/c60b76z2byueq6fz7.png
I'm feeling a bit gay right now.
So hilarious it deserves an encore laugh in here. :laugh: ...
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No! Why do you mock Balls of... I mean, Man of Steel. :'(
I do like the costume a lot, but... dat bulge. Gives me that Watchmen vibe. :laugh:
It gives me a Boogie Nights vibe.
Spoiler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C9Bng7NPPY
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Aug 01, 2012, 06:19:19 PM
Quote from: acrediblesource on Aug 01, 2012, 06:15:06 PM
brother, i'm sorry to correct your grammer but its
'farther from Alien than Prometheus was'.
Thats elementary school for you.
Sorry for the typo, man. My finger must have slipped on the keyboard.
And I'm sorry to correct your spelling, but its actually 'grammar', not 'grammer'. Oh, and 'I'm' should be capitalized and there is an apostrophe in 'that's'. Learned that in elementary school :)
My man. 8)
MudButt on using protection:
Quote from: MudButt on Aug 03, 2012, 04:04:16 PM
Don't be silly, wrap your willy.
Quote from: Laufey on Aug 01, 2012, 06:26:36 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Aug 01, 2012, 06:19:19 PM
Quote from: acrediblesource on Aug 01, 2012, 06:15:06 PM
brother, i'm sorry to correct your grammer but its
'farther from Alien than Prometheus was'.
Thats elementary school for you.
Sorry for the typo, man. My finger must have slipped on the keyboard.
And I'm sorry to correct your spelling, but its actually 'grammar', not 'grammer'. Oh, and 'I'm' should be capitalized and there is an apostrophe in 'that's'. Learned that in elementary school :)
My man. 8)
Apply cold water to area of burn. 8)
Quote from: Aspie on Aug 04, 2012, 02:05:58 AM
"A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no Hollaback Girl
I ain't no Hollaback Girl"- Bale's Batman
LOL
Quote from: chrisr232007 on Aug 04, 2012, 04:30:02 PM
Quote from: Avenuewriter on Aug 04, 2012, 04:27:43 PM
Time to send in John Goodman...
Ask and you shall receive.......
http://youtu.be/OfJJaPRmysA (http://youtu.be/OfJJaPRmysA)
Quote from: Predaker on Aug 06, 2012, 01:26:53 AM
http://i1016.photobucket.com/albums/af286/blueblahbleh/7184973553_112cc77c48_b-1.jpg
Hi everyone! I met this cute girl, but I don't know how to talk to her. Sometimes she looks at me strangely and blinks uncontrollably. What should I say?
http://i1016.photobucket.com/albums/af286/blueblahbleh/7184973553_112cc77c48_b-2.jpg
"When a woman blinks 3 times, that means she wants to f**k. Make sure you always have condoms in your pockets. Trust me, I have a black belt in Rex Kwon Do!"
Sheer brilliance.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Aug 06, 2012, 04:46:24 PM
Quote from: Highland on Aug 04, 2012, 11:15:05 AM
Quote from: whiterabbit on Aug 04, 2012, 09:30:17 AM
Yea Weyland had a twin brother.
"Evil" twin brother.
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Quote from: RiddleMeTheus on Aug 07, 2012, 12:22:08 PM
I have a few female friends who are all stunning women. And we all share at least one common interest...
Spoiler
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Spoiler
...and it's not Golf.
:D
Quote from: Aspie on Aug 07, 2012, 03:00:43 PM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Aug 07, 2012, 04:27:13 AM
Sweeps makes the best f**king art for Fatale. I swear, I was gone for over a f**king year, and doing Google searches can get you some awesome artwork from Sweeps.
"Each time he creates Art, it seems more real." 8)
I cried when I read this.
Quote from: jonc2006 on Aug 08, 2012, 05:44:40 PM
Quote from: RiddleMeTheus on Aug 07, 2012, 01:46:41 PM
This has probably been brought up before and I'm sorry if there's already a thread for this (in that case, lock this thread):
Shaw isn't satisfied yet. The engineers may have created us but she asks out loud, "Who created them?" or something to that effect. Is it perhaps possible that their creator is the Space Jockey as we imagined them/it to be before Prometheus? An alien being that looks exactly like the Jockey, except it's not wearing a suit. And the engineers wear these suits to honour their god. I'm not saying the Jockey in Alien is their god but perhaps a much larger Jockey in some kind of a temple. Obviously if they go down this route, it would need to be executed right without looking ridiculous. It could work if they keep an air of mystery by not showing this god too clearly. Just enough lighting to make out what the god looks like and perhaps a haze for some added atmosphere.
Does this sound too silly or would you be keen on seeing something like this come to life?
And design their spacecrafts to be virtually identical as well? Doesn't that sound a little bit over the top?
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Aug 09, 2012, 07:00:07 PM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Aug 09, 2012, 06:37:15 PM
KIRKLAND SIGNATURE THE ADVOCATE OF RAPE
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hhhheeeey, thats not cool...
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Aug 10, 2012, 12:32:34 PM
Quote from: ScardyFox on Aug 10, 2012, 11:39:16 AM
Firefly sucks.
Your opinion sucks.
Just reading that -- coming from Nightmare made me laugh. Usually he's such a nice guy. :laugh:
Gotta stick up for mah Browncoats, bro :P
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Aug 10, 2012, 05:01:06 AMGodzilla's Revenge ... in which a tubby tight fitting yellow shorts wearing boy imagines he is buddies with Godzilla's son who now magically speaks like ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs-Q0JmWjj0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs-Q0JmWjj0#)
... and together they learn how to out wit bullies. Minilla overcomes a giant blue cat with a full body case of genital herpes and the little boy fights a gang of little kids and then impresses some girl by tormenting some friendly sign painter and vandalizes his shit before running home. :laugh:
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 12, 2012, 03:01:56 AM
QuoteAvPGalaxy Forums >> Films/TV >> Denial (2012) >> Post reply >> (Re: BUT THEY'LL FIX IT)
I love
acheronsis.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Aug 11, 2012, 11:48:20 PM
Quote from: CarnalCalligraphy on Aug 11, 2012, 04:22:59 PM
I just want to understand.
New Mastermoon.
Quote from: KNIGHT on Aug 13, 2012, 03:15:25 AM
Well, the answer is pretty obvious to me.
http://us10.memecdn.com/will-smith-aliens_o_400600.jpg
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Aug 13, 2012, 03:18:02 AM
Quote from: KNIGHT on Aug 13, 2012, 03:15:25 AM
Well, the answer is pretty obvious to me.
http://us10.memecdn.com/will-smith-aliens_o_400600.jpg
http://www.vanderbilthockey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mib-memory-eraser.jpg
What you saw was just a man in a suit. Carry on, carry on...
Quote from: Cvalda on Aug 13, 2012, 03:19:36 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Aug 13, 2012, 03:18:02 AM
What you saw was just a man in a suit. Carry on, carry on...
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Quite perfect flow of events, if do say so myself :P
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jul 11, 2012, 02:14:25 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 11, 2012, 04:26:13 AM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jul 11, 2012, 03:13:55 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jul 10, 2012, 10:21:16 PM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jul 10, 2012, 08:30:32 PM
Quote from: Alienhunter15 on Jul 10, 2012, 03:28:44 PM
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/531528_409112749124398_1086057606_n.jpg
I need eye bleach... :-\
Be thankful you haven't come across the very worst of it,
Are you referring to Monsterbait, by any chance?
wow that's old.
Biggest name in Pred porn :P
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jul 11, 2012, 03:38:30 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 11, 2012, 03:37:13 PM
...not anymore it ain't.
http://themavesite.com/TMS-Pictures/2010-07/SuspiciousLizard.jpg
How do you know that?
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 11, 2012, 03:48:25 PM
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i just... keep running into it...
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jul 11, 2012, 03:51:31 PM
http://i47.tinypic.com/se6dlf.jpg
I had tears. :laugh:
Didn't take place on this site, but did involve two members of the site. Specifically, me and
RazorSlash. Quoterazorslash (11:16:50 PM): So
razorslash (11:17:00 PM): I just heard a low rumbling noise, gradually getting louder
razorslash (11:17:17 PM): Quickly realizing it's some sort of aircraft, I looked outside to check
razorslash (11:17:31 PM): I saw nothing, but I heard the rumble, which at this point was really loud
razorslash (11:17:37 PM): It sounded like a jet, to be honest
gxinc (11:17:44 PM): And?
razorslash (11:17:47 PM): But part of me wants to think it was a UFO xD
gxinc (11:18:11 PM): Brandon, think abotu this for a second.
gxinc (11:18:17 PM): Think about who you are talking to.
razorslash (11:18:37 PM): Yes, you have a jet fetish
razorslash (11:18:40 PM): And?
gxinc (11:18:48 PM): I am a Jet.
gxinc (11:18:54 PM): WHOOSH Motherf**ker
razorslash (11:19:04 PM): That would explain wh- OH GOD IT'S COMING BACK
razorslash (11:19:12 PM): OH f**kING SHIT IT'S HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THE HOUSE
razorslash (11:19:13 PM): OH GOD
razorslash (11:19:14 PM): OH GOD
razorslash (11:19:15 PM): OH GOD
11:19:17 PM: razorslash has logged out
gxinc (11:19:23 PM): c:
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Aug 15, 2012, 05:33:46 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Aug 15, 2012, 05:19:51 AM
I've got a plan.
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Old goldie:
Quote from: r888 on Sep 29, 2011, 06:52:16 AM
This is my favourite, looks like kate getting raped by the thing
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KATE RAPING SCENE
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2011, 06:54:47 AM
...You lookin' forward to that.
I know it.
Jesus. :laugh:
Quote from: ShadowPred on Aug 17, 2012, 07:44:13 PM
Aspie is the hero we don't yet deserve.
I almost broke out in tears when I read this.
Quote from: Aspie on Aug 17, 2012, 09:16:38 PM
Lol, nice. But I interpreted that philisophically.
Aspie enjoys things in life the philosophical way.
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Aug 20, 2012, 05:22:40 PM
Based on my research and some shifty deleted scenes, it turns out that the chicken and oxen, like Lt. Ellen Ripley, had their DNA samples taken by Weyland-Yutani personnel for evaluation. Runner obviously fed on some of the colony's livestock for nutritional requirements. The slight traces of xenomorph DNA now bounded to the genetic material of Gallus gallus domesticus and Bos primigenius were just as vital for the future resurrection of aliens as were the alien queen DNA infused into Ripley's own "blood samples on ice."
Look at Jean Pierre Jeunet's film once more and you will see a lot of homages and nods towards this not-very-well-known information. Remember the crazed chestburster ripping through Wren's head? Since oxen and bulls are known to charge violently through people, it is often speculated by super alien analysts ("alienists") that this was a trait inherited from the oxen DNA used to help clone the xenomorphs on the Auriga. Why else would the adult drones present on that ship have double jointed, digitigrade legs while all other human spawned drones seen in the other films had human-like legs? The beaky looking chin and snout? The explanation of those surprising traits happens to be simple. Traces of chicken DNA. The mutated aliens on the Auriga were not only an amalgamated dynamic infusion (ADI's) of human and xenomorph DNA, but also oxen and chicken DNA.
Duh!
<3
Was about to post that! Work of genius, man. Actually sounded believable until I read the third line, hahaha.
Quote from: samoht on Aug 17, 2012, 04:59:05 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Aug 17, 2012, 04:07:58 AM
Yeah, just what we need. Another team-up lead by Dutch no less. The fanboy community would implode. :laugh:
More like explode. A mixed explosion of hate and jizz.
This right here, totally made my day and put me in a good mood 8)
Quote from: ShadowPred on Aug 22, 2012, 06:22:59 AM
Lol, it's amazing that I looked it up after I left the thread moments ago. "What's this? Oh, shit...Grimes...you badass."
Quote from: First Blood on Aug 22, 2012, 12:13:41 AM
I made a new set for you Aspie. I hope you like it. :)
Spoiler
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jul 16, 2011, 08:05:14 PM
Quote from: Huol on Jul 16, 2011, 07:42:21 PM
"MAYBE IF YOUR BOY WAS MORE OF A MAN HE WOULDN'T BE DEAD, IF HE WAS A TRUE AMERICAN. I BET HE WAS SOME DIRTY COMMIE RAT, WHO WEARS RED ANYWAY HUH?"
http://gyazo.com/7c36717ec64b6ae9b446d6b2ceff0bd6.png
Come at me yooooou old f**kin' bitch.
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:laugh:
QuoteP.S. Don't wanna start anything, if their's no evidence of god, then how do you explain the Supernatural?
Made my day, Rick Grimes. Trolling or not.
In all honesty, I wasn't trolling; I was asking a serious question :D
Either way, they're going after you now lol.
Quote from: Aspie on Aug 22, 2012, 06:14:31 PM
QuoteP.S. Don't wanna start anything, if their's no evidence of god, then how do you explain the Supernatural?
Made my day, Rick Grimes. Trolling or not.
LOL, then how do you explain the supernatural? LOL, f**king hell. Look, I believe in the supernatural as well, some of it anyway, but where in the world is the supernatural science fact? You show me the memo where it states that all things supernatural are true, and that everyone believes in it, because that question doesn't make sense to me since it implies that everyone has accepted it as fact, which we haven't.
And even if we did. Then that doesn't mean that God made it, there would be no proof of that.
Quote from: KirklandSignature on Aug 23, 2012, 02:19:57 PM
What's wrong or funny about having a scientific worldview that is scientifically supported by scientific science?
Who knew that science can be scientific?
:laugh:
Brace yourselves, KirklandSignature is going to raid the Galaxy with gay men.
Quote from: KirklandSignature on Aug 23, 2012, 05:45:54 PM
I wouldn't move onto the gays unless you want a 100 strong force of gay men storming this forum to give you a piece of their mind.
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Aug 23, 2012, 05:51:32 PM
Brace yourselves, KirklandSignature is going to raid the Galaxy with gay men.
Quote from: KirklandSignature on Aug 23, 2012, 05:45:54 PM
I wouldn't move onto the gays unless you want a 100 strong force of gay men storming this forum to give you a piece of their mind.
And this is why some people get the wrong impression of gay people.
Don't worry, I don't think anyone takes him seriously anymore.
yup.
Quote from: Laufey on Aug 23, 2012, 05:59:34 PM
Don't worry, I don't think anyone takes him seriously anymore.
After rape being a womans fault,nope.
Will all of Kirkland's gay army be advocating rape? "Of course it's the victim's fault!"
Quote from: ShadowPred on Aug 23, 2012, 06:11:41 PM
Will all of Kirkland's gay army be advocating rape? "Of course it's the victim's fault!"
Is gay rape called
grape?
Simply called Rape.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Aug 23, 2012, 07:24:50 PM
WHAT THE FLYING FIRE-BREATHING COSMIC SQUID
Made me laugh harder than it should have. :laugh:
Quote from: RagingDragon on Aug 23, 2012, 08:34:40 PM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Aug 23, 2012, 06:11:41 PM
Will all of Kirkland's gay army be advocating rape? "Of course it's the victim's fault!"
Is gay rape called grape?
Grape, huh?
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Quote from: Master Chief on Aug 24, 2012, 03:03:39 PM
I agree. You guys helped the Mods of War out tremendously. 8)
Talking about us Recboardians.
For all of you that doubted us, and those that didn't think we would be able to do any good...you may now eat your words in shame.
For those that joined our cause, all I can say is thank you.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Aug 24, 2012, 07:14:02 PM
Quote from: Master Chief on Aug 24, 2012, 03:03:39 PM
I agree. You guys helped the Mods of War out tremendously. 8)
Talking about us Recboardians.
For all of you that doubted us, and those that didn't think we would be able to do any good...you may now eat your words in shame.
For those that joined our cause, all I can say is thank you.
Y'all are the heroes we don't yet deserve.
Quote from: Aspie on Aug 24, 2012, 08:04:51 PM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Aug 24, 2012, 07:14:02 PM
Quote from: Master Chief on Aug 24, 2012, 03:03:39 PM
I agree. You guys helped the Mods of War out tremendously. 8)
Talking about us Recboardians.
For all of you that doubted us, and those that didn't think we would be able to do any good...you may now eat your words in shame.
For those that joined our cause, all I can say is thank you.
Y'all are the heroes we don't yet deserve.
We're the heroes that AvPG needs.
You bitches are about to get tentacle grape.
Re: What made you happy today?
Quote from: Aspie on Aug 27, 2012, 10:21:42 PM
Started college today :)
Re: What made you unhappy today?
Quote from: Aspie on Aug 27, 2012, 10:22:08 PM
Started college today. :(
Spoiler
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I would put your post in the quotes thread, but we're already in it. :laugh:
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Aug 28, 2012, 08:26:54 AM
I would put your post in the quotes thread, but we're already in it. :laugh:
Quote from: First Blood on Aug 27, 2012, 10:43:26 PM
Re: What made you happy today?
Quote from: Aspie on Aug 27, 2012, 10:21:42 PM
Started college today :)
Re: What made you unhappy today?
Quote from: Aspie on Aug 27, 2012, 10:22:08 PM
Started college today. :(
Spoiler
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Quoteception ;)
Quote from: Laufey on Aug 28, 2012, 08:28:34 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Aug 28, 2012, 08:26:54 AM
I would put your post in the quotes thread, but we're already in it. :laugh:
Quote from: First Blood on Aug 27, 2012, 10:43:26 PM
Re: What made you happy today?
Quote from: Aspie on Aug 27, 2012, 10:21:42 PM
Started college today :)
Re: What made you unhappy today?
Quote from: Aspie on Aug 27, 2012, 10:22:08 PM
Started college today. :(
Spoiler
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Quoteception ;)
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Quote from: ShadowPred on Aug 29, 2012, 09:26:13 PM
Damn it Rick, when referring to this woman, do not say LATINO...she isn't a man! You mean Latina!
Either that, or she really is Latino and is tricking you into thinking he is a she!
Ahahaha, nearly shat my pants laughing at this.
Quote from: SM on Aug 30, 2012, 01:58:01 AM
To Do List:
- Don't bother with shitty looking 'To Do List' movie.
Quote from: RagingDragon on May 25, 2012, 08:16:15 AM
And don't you radda me, mothaf**ka.
http://greenobles.com/data_images/james-earl-jones/james-earl-jones-12.jpg
Quote from: Sexy Poot on Aug 30, 2012, 01:22:20 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Aug 30, 2012, 06:31:10 AM
Quote from: Sexy Poot on Aug 27, 2012, 10:47:35 PM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/s720x720/429509_2433588137675_809899757_n.jpg
This isn't altered. This is real.
I was more terrified by the ponytail.
Well based on there being more women than men in the world plus whichever guys have long hair, I say ur afraid of about 75% of the world than my friend. It must be hard as fack for u to meet girls!
I mean, this guy has always been stupid, but this is just a whole new level.
Quote from: Aspie on Aug 31, 2012, 02:16:35 AM
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Aug 31, 2012, 01:52:28 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Aug 31, 2012, 01:47:54 AM
Quote from: SM on Aug 31, 2012, 01:31:15 AM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Aug 31, 2012, 01:23:31 AM
Quote from: SM on Aug 30, 2012, 11:30:28 PM
Quote from: Vakarian on Aug 30, 2012, 11:25:18 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Aug 30, 2012, 11:19:59 PM
Don't jinx me bro, we're just friends right now. So it's kinda like asking if we can hang-out over the weekend. Although, I think she went to give me a hug today, as her arms were open, but I gave her a handshake goodbye instead :-[
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmlkshk.com%2Fr%2F5BJ&hash=40d8a401447534ef19fbb9ebd9291fc042804601)
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!!
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It was in your hands.
You just ruined whatever chance you may have had.
Yep, instead of projecting 'shy/ respectful' you've projected 'gay/ uncomfortable with sexuality'.
You may have just as well given her the time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ#)
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i147/trustno123/GTFO%20and%20DO%20Not%20want/Hey_Carl_Have_You_Seen_My_Blue.jpg
It's so good to know the guys have got your back. :laugh:
Quote from: Lie on Aug 31, 2012, 12:01:31 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Aug 31, 2012, 02:16:35 AM
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Aug 31, 2012, 01:52:28 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Aug 31, 2012, 01:47:54 AM
Quote from: SM on Aug 31, 2012, 01:31:15 AM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Aug 31, 2012, 01:23:31 AM
Quote from: SM on Aug 30, 2012, 11:30:28 PM
Quote from: Vakarian on Aug 30, 2012, 11:25:18 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Aug 30, 2012, 11:19:59 PM
Don't jinx me bro, we're just friends right now. So it's kinda like asking if we can hang-out over the weekend. Although, I think she went to give me a hug today, as her arms were open, but I gave her a handshake goodbye instead :-[
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmlkshk.com%2Fr%2F5BJ&hash=40d8a401447534ef19fbb9ebd9291fc042804601)
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!!
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It was in your hands.
You just ruined whatever chance you may have had.
Yep, instead of projecting 'shy/ respectful' you've projected 'gay/ uncomfortable with sexuality'.
You may have just as well given her the time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ#)
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i147/trustno123/GTFO%20and%20DO%20Not%20want/Hey_Carl_Have_You_Seen_My_Blue.jpg
It's so good to know the guys have got your back. :laugh:
Tell me about it ::)
Oh Aspie, you always amaze me:
Quote from: Aspie on Aug 31, 2012, 08:27:55 PM
I had an out of body experience the other day, her name was Jesus.
Quote from: Lie on Aug 31, 2012, 12:01:31 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Aug 31, 2012, 02:16:35 AM
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Aug 31, 2012, 01:52:28 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Aug 31, 2012, 01:47:54 AM
Quote from: SM on Aug 31, 2012, 01:31:15 AM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Aug 31, 2012, 01:23:31 AM
Quote from: SM on Aug 30, 2012, 11:30:28 PM
Quote from: Vakarian on Aug 30, 2012, 11:25:18 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Aug 30, 2012, 11:19:59 PM
Don't jinx me bro, we're just friends right now. So it's kinda like asking if we can hang-out over the weekend. Although, I think she went to give me a hug today, as her arms were open, but I gave her a handshake goodbye instead :-[
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmlkshk.com%2Fr%2F5BJ&hash=40d8a401447534ef19fbb9ebd9291fc042804601)
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!!
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It was in your hands.
You just ruined whatever chance you may have had.
Yep, instead of projecting 'shy/ respectful' you've projected 'gay/ uncomfortable with sexuality'.
You may have just as well given her the time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ#)
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i147/trustno123/GTFO%20and%20DO%20Not%20want/Hey_Carl_Have_You_Seen_My_Blue.jpg
It's so good to know the guys have got your back. :laugh:
LMFAO.
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Sep 01, 2012, 01:32:37 AM
Quote from: Lie on Aug 31, 2012, 12:01:31 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Aug 31, 2012, 02:16:35 AM
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Aug 31, 2012, 01:52:28 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Aug 31, 2012, 01:47:54 AM
Quote from: SM on Aug 31, 2012, 01:31:15 AM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Aug 31, 2012, 01:23:31 AM
Quote from: SM on Aug 30, 2012, 11:30:28 PM
Quote from: Vakarian on Aug 30, 2012, 11:25:18 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Aug 30, 2012, 11:19:59 PM
Don't jinx me bro, we're just friends right now. So it's kinda like asking if we can hang-out over the weekend. Although, I think she went to give me a hug today, as her arms were open, but I gave her a handshake goodbye instead :-[
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmlkshk.com%2Fr%2F5BJ&hash=40d8a401447534ef19fbb9ebd9291fc042804601)
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!!
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It was in your hands.
You just ruined whatever chance you may have had.
Yep, instead of projecting 'shy/ respectful' you've projected 'gay/ uncomfortable with sexuality'.
You may have just as well given her the time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ#)
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i147/trustno123/GTFO%20and%20DO%20Not%20want/Hey_Carl_Have_You_Seen_My_Blue.jpg
It's so good to know the guys have got your back. :laugh:
Tell me about it ::)
Oh Aspie, you always amaze me:
Quote from: Aspie on Aug 31, 2012, 08:27:55 PM
I had an out of body experience the other day, her name was Jesus.
I'm sorry, but I now need to tattoo these words on my body.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Sep 01, 2012, 01:42:20 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Sep 01, 2012, 01:32:37 AM
Quote from: Lie on Aug 31, 2012, 12:01:31 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Aug 31, 2012, 02:16:35 AM
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Aug 31, 2012, 01:52:28 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Aug 31, 2012, 01:47:54 AM
Quote from: SM on Aug 31, 2012, 01:31:15 AM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Aug 31, 2012, 01:23:31 AM
Quote from: SM on Aug 30, 2012, 11:30:28 PM
Quote from: Vakarian on Aug 30, 2012, 11:25:18 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Aug 30, 2012, 11:19:59 PM
Don't jinx me bro, we're just friends right now. So it's kinda like asking if we can hang-out over the weekend. Although, I think she went to give me a hug today, as her arms were open, but I gave her a handshake goodbye instead :-[
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmlkshk.com%2Fr%2F5BJ&hash=40d8a401447534ef19fbb9ebd9291fc042804601)
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!!
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It was in your hands.
You just ruined whatever chance you may have had.
Yep, instead of projecting 'shy/ respectful' you've projected 'gay/ uncomfortable with sexuality'.
You may have just as well given her the time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ#)
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i147/trustno123/GTFO%20and%20DO%20Not%20want/Hey_Carl_Have_You_Seen_My_Blue.jpg
It's so good to know the guys have got your back. :laugh:
Tell me about it ::)
Oh Aspie, you always amaze me:
Quote from: Aspie on Aug 31, 2012, 08:27:55 PM
I had an out of body experience the other day, her name was Jesus.
I'm sorry, but I now need to tattoo these words on my body.
THIS FORUM
Quote from: Xenodog on Sep 01, 2012, 03:25:51 PM
Quote from: Sexy Poot on Sep 01, 2012, 02:47:01 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Sep 01, 2012, 01:48:39 AM
How's that ignore button working for you SexyPoot?
(people thought the same about Hitler so that mentality is flawed beyond belief)
Oh.
There we are :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfDCwP2SnI4# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfDCwP2SnI4#)
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 01, 2012, 06:06:00 PM
Quote from: Xenodog on Sep 01, 2012, 03:25:51 PM
Quote from: Sexy Poot on Sep 01, 2012, 02:47:01 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Sep 01, 2012, 01:48:39 AM
How's that ignore button working for you SexyPoot?
(people thought the same about Hitler so that mentality is flawed beyond belief)
Oh.
There we are :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfDCwP2SnI4# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfDCwP2SnI4#)
http://i1098.photobucket.com/albums/g373/fxp420/Applause.gif (http://i1098.photobucket.com/albums/g373/fxp420/Applause.gif)
I don't remember seeing that comment. He must have deleted it.
It was somewhere lost in his wall of text in which he compared me to Heetlah.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 01, 2012, 06:20:29 PM
It was somewhere lost in his wall of text in which he compared me to Heetlah.
But Hitler never drew "little girls, and wrote high school sci-fi".
The guy is a f**king cabbage. Just leave it.
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Sep 01, 2012, 06:27:29 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 01, 2012, 06:20:29 PM
It was somewhere lost in his wall of text in which he compared me to Heetlah.
But Hitler never drew "little girls, and wrote high school sci-fi".
Not that we know.
Not that we know.
I can't tell if this is the dumbest Galaxy feud ever, or the most amazing.
BREAKING NEWS
RECENT DISCOVERY OF HITLER'S DIARY
PROVES HIS INTEREST IN WRITING
NOTES ABOUT A SERIES CALLED 'Schöne Frauen mit Messern'
MORE AT TEN
Quote from: Vakarian on Sep 01, 2012, 06:28:16 PM
The guy is a f**king cabbage. Just leave it.
The description of Sexy Poot, everyone.
Hitler was an artist. They told him he was no good. That's what led to the career change.
Old goldie:
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on May 08, 2011, 12:42:21 AM
Quote from: Nelizar The Hybrid on May 08, 2011, 12:34:06 AM
*Sits down wagging my tail, waiting for questions*
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/8636/disbelief.gif
Quote from: Spaghetti on Sep 01, 2012, 04:26:50 AM
QuoteWho wants the Engineers to have created the Predators as well?
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Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Sep 03, 2012, 06:41:24 PM
Obviously sending a message to South Africa's Neill Blomkamp that he's no longer the only player in town.
Quote from: Vakarian on Sep 03, 2012, 08:40:58 PM
Sexy Poot's Reaction
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Quote from: RiddleMeTheus on Sep 03, 2012, 08:33:28 PM
Hi everyone. I'm looking for a match.
Name: Betthany Anne Hilda Mary Johnson
Hair Colour: Blonde (Blondes do have more fun.)
Eye Colour: Blue (I know, I know... blonde hair, blue eyes. I'm blessed.)
Favourite Colour: Yellow (It's one of the primary colours you know and it's bright and cheerful like me.)
Favourite Movie: Any movie from IMDb's Top 250 list. (If it's not on there, it's probably not good.)
Favourite Artist: Any artist that is topping the charts currently. (Except that Lady Gaga person. She's satan's child.)
Favourite Pastimes: Gardening, reading 'O' Magazine, cooking (I'm a vegan), listening to the radio, taking bubble baths, going to church.
Favourite TV Show: Oprah but unfortunately that has ended. Luckily I've recorded every single episode to enjoy whenever I please. My VHS collection is in mint condition.
Occupation: Secretary
My ideal match would be somebody who likes cats. Poor Snowball and Mittens have gone to heaven but the taxidermist did a fantastic job at capturing their personalities. They're near the entrance to my home - it's as if they're greeting me whenever I get back home from work. My other cats (Felix, Trixy, Whiskers, Mowzers, Thomas, Oprah, Tina, Celine, Jonesy and Vera) are all wonderful and potty trained. They have all learned to flush except for Celine - she has a naughty streak and still sometimes does her business in the garden.
I would like a well mannered and well presented man to cook and clean for. I would love to have kids someday and I've already purchased baby supplies and am well prepared for a girl or boy.
I know I will be an amazing housewife.
I would prefer somebody who is a virgin as I am too a virgin. Our wedding night should be special.
So, don't be shy and let's meet up. All I ask is that you're not some creepy man. Only normal men need apply, teehee.
xoxoxoxo
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Quote from: SiL on Sep 05, 2012, 07:22:17 AM
I, uh, need some advice.
Went out clubbing on the weekend and met this girl from work. I was ... preeetty drunk, not so much that things weren't going to function that needed to, and we got talking at the bar and really seemed to hit it off. I was worried I was going to make an absolute ass of myself cos I kind'a had a crush on her when she started and didn't want to just blurt that out, so I started drinking water to try and sober up at least enough to keep my wits about me.
We talked for about half an hour -- well, shouted, as it was a club, and f**k me was the music loud -- before she said she wanted to go someplace quieter so we could hear each other. Fair enough. We finished our drinks and bailed to go to an Irish pub nearby. Really nice place, pretty relaxed. We kept talking, I started drinking again, and, yeah, told her about the crush thing.
Shyeeeeit.
But! Then she said she liked me too. And I was floored. I mean this girl is .. she's not a 10/10, but she's really pretty, gorgeous eyes, nice body, and a personality to boot. So the conversation started going in a much ... friendlier direction, we find a booth to start making out, and long story short we grab a taxi back to her place.
Okay, so here's the problem. We got back to her place, up to her room, clothes are coming off all over the place, and she stops me, right in the middle. So stops me right as she's about to get her bra off, and says "I can't do this."
f**k.
I take a deep breath, calm myself, say "Okay. Okay, I get ya'."
And then she says, "It's just ... I need something first."
I ask her what it is, and she looks me in the eyes, and God damn, I just wanted to disappear in them, they were so gorgeous. "I need about tree fiddy."
Well f**k me, it's then I realise she's actually a 20 foot long plesiosaur from the paleolithic era! God damned Loch Ness Monster trying to get my tree fiddy! Again!
So my problem is this: When I call National Geographic to tell them I found Nessie, do I tell them about the three hours of hot dicking I gave her, or do I leave that part out?
Was coming here to post that. Serious threat to my lungs.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Sep 05, 2012, 12:33:24 PM
Was coming here to post that. Serious threat to my lungs.
Hey Omega.
Spoiler
psst
Hey Omega.
Spoiler
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Quote from: Effectz on Sep 05, 2012, 10:35:24 AM
Quote from: SiL on Sep 05, 2012, 07:22:17 AM
I, uh, need some advice.
Went out clubbing on the weekend and met this girl from work. I was ... preeetty drunk, not so much that things weren't going to function that needed to, and we got talking at the bar and really seemed to hit it off. I was worried I was going to make an absolute ass of myself cos I kind'a had a crush on her when she started and didn't want to just blurt that out, so I started drinking water to try and sober up at least enough to keep my wits about me.
We talked for about half an hour -- well, shouted, as it was a club, and f**k me was the music loud -- before she said she wanted to go someplace quieter so we could hear each other. Fair enough. We finished our drinks and bailed to go to an Irish pub nearby. Really nice place, pretty relaxed. We kept talking, I started drinking again, and, yeah, told her about the crush thing.
Shyeeeeit.
But! Then she said she liked me too. And I was floored. I mean this girl is .. she's not a 10/10, but she's really pretty, gorgeous eyes, nice body, and a personality to boot. So the conversation started going in a much ... friendlier direction, we find a booth to start making out, and long story short we grab a taxi back to her place.
Okay, so here's the problem. We got back to her place, up to her room, clothes are coming off all over the place, and she stops me, right in the middle. So stops me right as she's about to get her bra off, and says "I can't do this."
f**k.
I take a deep breath, calm myself, say "Okay. Okay, I get ya'."
And then she says, "It's just ... I need something first."
I ask her what it is, and she looks me in the eyes, and God damn, I just wanted to disappear in them, they were so gorgeous. "I need about tree fiddy."
Well f**k me, it's then I realise she's actually a 20 foot long plesiosaur from the paleolithic era! God damned Loch Ness Monster trying to get my tree fiddy! Again!
So my problem is this: When I call National Geographic to tell them I found Nessie, do I tell them about the three hours of hot dicking I gave her, or do I leave that part out?
I cannot breathe. Ow.
Quote from: Cvalda on Sep 05, 2012, 08:19:19 PM
LMFAO. From the comments on the OP article:
Quote50 shades of Chav.
As he approached with those pasty white arms hanging out of his Gola vest, his smile told me it was benefit day and I knew my velour tracksuit would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight.
It was Dwayne's birthday, I was preparing his favourite meal of Findus Crispy Pancakes and Pot Noodle. I would let him take me any way he wanted tonight.
His favourite position was what he cal...led The Dogs of War. Where he took me from behind and played Call of Duty at the same time. Our 6 week anniversary was approaching.
This would be my longest relationship without becoming pregnant. I thought of this as he lay on top of me making love. His skinny arms straddled my head like breadsticks either side of an orange.
As I rubbed his whiter than white back I imagined every mole and zit I felt was spelling out " I love you" in Braille.
The next day As I stood in line at the Job Centre thinking of reasons I couldn't work, a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, B.O and Lynx Africa.
I turned around and there was Dwayne. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind the Leisure centre.
He had tied up his Staffy to block the ally way so we wouldn't be disturbed. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery.
I knew it was love and my life would never be the same. My mum had told me to leave Dwayne many times due to the violence but I knew he loved me as he always took his rings off before he hit me.
Tonight though he was in a foul mood, I had messed his tea up after failing to de-frost his prawn ring I had nicked from farm foods.
He picked up the power lead from my kids mega drive and whipped it across my spotty arse. It stung but I liked it.
I shouted again,again so he carried on. I thought my shell suit would rip into a million pieces.
As I looked over my shoulder I saw his Weetabix toothed smile.
He even had a semi on which rare as the crack normally played havoc with his erections.
I am still laughing like a crazy person.
LMFAO!!!
Quote from: Master Chief on Sep 06, 2012, 02:29:14 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Sep 06, 2012, 01:49:37 PM
What if there's not a bathroom in sight? Then what? I just shit my pants in front of her?
Yes Rick, shit your pants in front of her. Let her know that you have a great fascination with male hippos and that you're just marking your territory so other guys will stay away.
^ I laughed hard at that. :laugh:
Fantastic.
Quote from: Vakarian on Sep 06, 2012, 11:32:43 PM
Rick, your the guy here wondering how to control your bowels in front of women. Don't give me that look! >:( :P
Quote from: Cvalda on Sep 06, 2012, 11:34:56 PM
Quote from: Vakarian on Sep 06, 2012, 11:32:43 PM
Rick, your the guy here wondering how to control your bowels in front of women. Don't give me that look! >:( :P
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I finally made it into this thread! :D
It just perfectly encapsulated everything that is absurd about that discussion.
Quote from: Cvalda on Sep 07, 2012, 12:38:31 AM
Quote from: Apex on Sep 07, 2012, 12:37:40 AM
How would it successfully wrap around a Dog's or Ox's?
Do I have to draw you a schematic?
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 07, 2012, 01:34:24 AM
Big man in a really nice sig. Take that away, what are you?
Spoiler
Aspie.
*shudders*
Quote from: Cvalda on Sep 07, 2012, 06:28:57 AM
Quote from: Vakarian on Sep 07, 2012, 06:27:43 AM
I meant another joke, but knowing me if I put something in there, it will offend someone and they'll come rushing to your aid because apparently you can't voice your own opinions...
'Dat nerd chivalry.
Starting to get the annoying hyperventilate laugh going on, donkey style. :laugh:
f**k. Cvalda's real love in life is to intimidate men with her scathing wit and outstanding comedic timing.
Quote from: RagingDragon on Sep 07, 2012, 06:34:11 AM
Cvalda's real love in life is to intimidate men with her scathing wit and outstanding comedic timing.
I would make this my signature if I did that sort of thing.
I guess I'll just have to use it as a jacket quote for my memoirs :D
We'll have this book taken care of soon. I cannot wait for your success. :laugh:
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Excuse me fere sirs, I have a match with my destiny. Erewhile a noble lady hath been kidnapped by a vastly vicious dragon, and I am going to save her.
Space Sweeper describes
The Fap Forum:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 08, 2012, 06:06:31 AM
This is the best thread to come out of this forum in some time.
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 08, 2012, 11:25:54 PM
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:laugh:
QuoteCrazy Rich: F**K THE CAT
VAKAR1AN: I allready did ;)
Quote from: samoht on Sep 08, 2012, 11:29:26 AM
It gets better.
The awkward moment when your mum asks what those marks on your pants are. You to tell her that its toothpaste dribble. She shakes her head and proceeds scratching at the stains with her finger.
MFW my mum has my jizz under her finger nails.
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Quote from: samoht on Sep 08, 2012, 11:29:26 AM
It gets better.
The awkward moment when your mum asks what those marks on your pants are. You to tell her that its toothpaste dribble. She shakes her head and proceeds scratching at the stains with her finger.
MFW my mum has my jizz under her finger nails.
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LOL What!
Quote from: Cvalda on Sep 09, 2012, 11:37:36 PM
Quote from: Valaquen on Sep 09, 2012, 11:26:54 PM
Holloway is excruciatingly (more) annoying in the deleted material.
Worst character to ever grace the franchise.
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Quote from: DoomRulz on Mar 05, 2012, 03:17:42 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 04, 2012, 05:45:22 PM
Quote from: Snowdog on Mar 04, 2012, 03:45:03 PM
was looking for a 1920x1080 version of this for a long time... never found it though :'(
Here:
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"Hey, check me out!!!!!11"
"Daaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnn..."
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 10, 2012, 11:50:27 AM
Quote from: AvatarIII on Sep 08, 2012, 01:25:29 PM
just found this fan edited trailer from the canceled pilot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1cDmZeHIY4# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1cDmZeHIY4#)
looked like it had potential. and Palicki was prefect in the role looks wise.
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Quote from: Laufey on Sep 11, 2012, 02:42:16 PM
Quote from: Alienseseses on Sep 11, 2012, 02:40:20 PM
Fun fact: Na'vi in Hebrew means prophet.
But they never saw it coming. http://guildwars.incgamers.com/forums/images/smilies/large/smiley_evil.gif
Quote from: Moosh89 on Sep 12, 2012, 03:52:39 AM
Quote from: SM on Sep 11, 2012, 07:18:32 AM
"This ain't canon, Man!" - Successfully bitch slap the now insane Randall Pitchford.
*Pounces*
HA!, Thank you! I made this awhile ago, but was waiting for the perfect moment to use it!
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That shit wins^ :laugh:
Quote from: DoomRulz on Sep 12, 2012, 07:13:27 AM
Because Terra Nova is probably the most original show I've seen in...forever. Simple as that.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Needz this:
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DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I read that post, I was like....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ#ws)
Quote from: Xenodog on Sep 13, 2012, 09:04:41 PM
Sorry chupa, I didn't realise your partner wanted to see other people and you didn't know how to convince them to stay with you. :P
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 24, 2009, 09:49:12 AM
Quote from: Nobody on Dec 24, 2009, 09:45:49 AM
I think it's time Space Sweeper should evolve in his chain of Monstrosity... By getting someone to beat it off for him. Would be great therapy too ;)
Who are you? Get away from me! I was a good person once! *Searches about 65 pages back*
You! You turned me into a monster! Stupid fat Hobbit! I sees him.. he stares at it when master is not looking and then blames it on poor Space Swee- *collapses*.
I was led to this quote from a post on page 62...
Lol.
back when this place didn't know how to have fun.
oh the lulz. ;D
No fun here! srs bsnss! >:(
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uaHtxUjDQzs (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uaHtxUjDQzs)
SERIOUS BUISNESS!!!!11!!one1!1!!!!
"f**kING ROBOTS"-
Space Sweeper on the fact
Cvalda and
ShadowPred haven't cried at the end of
The Lord of the Rings.
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 13, 2012, 09:07:18 PM
Quote from: Xenodog on Sep 13, 2012, 09:04:41 PM
Sorry chupa, I didn't realise your partner wanted to see other people and you didn't know how to convince them to stay with you. :P
oh, i totally knew.
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Quote from: RiddleMeTheus on Sep 14, 2012, 01:25:58 AM
You young folks have it easy. Back in my day, when I was feeling particularly horny, I had to pleasure myself to pictures. Not even moving pictures. You have all this technology now.
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Quote from: OmegaZilla on Sep 14, 2012, 04:58:31 AM
"f**kING ROBOTS"
-Space Sweeper on the fact Cvalda and ShadowPred haven't cried at the end of The Lord of the Rings.
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 13, 2012, 09:07:18 PM
Quote from: Xenodog on Sep 13, 2012, 09:04:41 PM
Sorry chupa, I didn't realise your partner wanted to see other people and you didn't know how to convince them to stay with you. :P
oh, i totally knew.
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:o
SHADOWPRED YOU ASSHOLE. GET IN HERE THIS INSTANT SO I CAN YELL AT YOU FOR THIS!!
LOL?
Oh, guess what.
Spoiler
I actually was laughing a bit during them final moments in Return of The King.
LAUGHING?
LAUGHING?!?!?!
UHIBEUYBYEB
SPACE SWEEPER HELP MEH
Only in the moment where Frodo was in bed, and everything looked rather ridiculous in that entire scene. After that, it was pretty much smooth sailing.
-mumbles-
It was pretty funny.
-mumbles louder-
You can't deny that it was so f**king cheesy! Everyone laughing and shit, good god, if there was ever a moment where I tried to contain my laughter over what was an amazing movie with not one f**king moment of NOT being amazing, well, this was it.
Opppppiiiiiiinnnnnniiiioooooonnnnnssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Sep 14, 2012, 08:50:57 PM
Opppppiiiiiiinnnnnniiiioooooonnnnnssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
THEY EXIST!!
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Sep 14, 2012, 08:50:57 PM
Opppppiiiiiiinnnnnniiiioooooonnnnnssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
So when are you going to share your
opppppiiiiiiinnnnnniiiioooooonnnnnssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss on
Prometheus, Omega? :)
Nope. There is only what I say.
And it is law.
MUHAHAHHAHAHAHA
That scene felt so forced to me, and it was hilarious.
Only bit where I contained my laughter, and failed to do that.
Quote from: Cvalda on Sep 14, 2012, 08:52:30 PM
So when are you going to share your opppppiiiiiiinnnnnniiiioooooonnnnnssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss on Prometheus, Omega? :)
When I have AAARRRRGGAARG
SHADOWPRED. >:(
You have now crossed the line.
-cocks shotgun-
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Sep 14, 2012, 08:53:47 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Sep 14, 2012, 08:52:30 PM
So when are you going to share your opppppiiiiiiinnnnnniiiioooooonnnnnssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss on Prometheus, Omega? :)
When I have AAARRRRGGAARG
You have 20 seconds to comply.
I wish ED-209 would show up at some point and gun everything down. ;-;
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Sep 14, 2012, 08:54:13 PM
SHADOWPRED. >:(
You have now crossed the line.
-cocks shotgun-
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Come at me bro.
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Sep 14, 2012, 08:59:49 PM
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Come at me bro.
f**k it, let's be friends.
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Quote from: ShadowPred on Sep 14, 2012, 09:21:37 PM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Sep 14, 2012, 08:59:49 PM
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Come at me bro.
f**k it, let's be friends.
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Well if you insist :P
It's freaking Jim Carrey from THE MASK!!! AND ZOOEY, gah...my simple joke didn't fall through.
XD
What? :P
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Sep 14, 2012, 09:34:45 PM
What? :P
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WOT
I'll just take my leave now.
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Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Sep 14, 2012, 09:51:41 PM
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Quote from: ShadowPred on Sep 14, 2012, 09:53:42 PM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Sep 14, 2012, 09:51:41 PM
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I LOVEZ YOU TOO :P
QuoteCrazy Rich: I WANNA GO HOME AND POTTY
I finally made it into the thread!
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Sep 15, 2012, 06:18:05 PM
Yes, chicken is "meat" but it is considered to e poultry since it comes from a bird. Just like how fish isn't meat, it's fish.
Quote from: scarhunter92 on Sep 16, 2012, 10:32:45 AM
I can see Sweeps turning that pic into one of his icons, for some reason...
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 16, 2012, 10:50:07 AM
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Quote from: Gilfryd on Sep 16, 2012, 01:53:02 AM
I hate it.
Regarding the new Robocop design. Quote from: Gilfryd on Sep 16, 2012, 01:59:30 AM
I like it.
Regarding a Rob Liefeld-esque drawing of Aliens vs Predator vs Terminator A simple man of simple words.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 16, 2012, 05:21:15 PM
http://gyazo.com/62581111e64a6116acaf413442536ba7.png?1347815026
just think of all of the tombs he's thinking of raiding with that smuggled treasure.
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On
MSN:
Rishon Marrell Cox says
working on my Lost compare
trying to do it accurately
Cvalda says
Didnt you sorta miss the boat with that one?
Dave Sword says
Boats
I love Boats
Rishon Marrell Cox says
pssshh
Who gives a fuq
Compares can be done multiple times with different takes
Dave Sword says
yeah
hasn't stopped anyone before
Titanic, Jurassic Park
Rishon Marrell Cox says
Oh yeah, that's right-- Titanic.
Oh, Cvalda, talking to me about missing a boat.
Quote from: Xenokiller on Sep 16, 2012, 09:42:27 PM
It's sexy poot...EVERYTHING is a metroid rip off :P
Quote from: Huol on Jun 07, 2011, 07:29:37 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 06, 2011, 10:32:33 PM
http://www.730.no/images/news/News_000122_Other_002.jpeg
"Oh yeah suck it, yeah just like that. Oh you're a dirty bat aren't you? Yes you are.."
:laugh:
I was just looking at that today with my username search!
Aye, lots of good stuff to be found that way. :laugh:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Aug 28, 2009, 03:06:38 AM
Quote from: PHANTOM on Aug 28, 2009, 02:51:12 AM
But I'm glad to see you all take such a wonderful interest in me and lose sleep over the things I say :-*
There are these things called timezones, retard. :-*
And wow, AVPG was anti-Sweeper for a while.
I thought "time zones" before I even read Sweeper's part. :D
Quote from: Aspie on Sep 17, 2012, 11:06:35 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Aug 28, 2009, 03:06:38 AM
Quote from: PHANTOM on Aug 28, 2009, 02:51:12 AM
But I'm glad to see you all take such a wonderful interest in me and lose sleep over the things I say :-*
There are these things called timezones, retard. :-*
And wow, AVPG was anti-Sweeper for a while.
I remember that, vaguely! One of the first arguments I saw on this site...
I don't recall that at all. I need more infos to get my memory rebooted.
Quote from: Aspie on Sep 17, 2012, 11:12:38 PM
Quote from: ScardyFox on Sep 17, 2012, 10:55:00 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Sep 17, 2012, 10:53:26 PM
Quote from: ScardyFox on Sep 17, 2012, 10:50:23 PM
HA!
Shut yer face!
I'll cut yer face!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fWFKDlp-uJU/TCumUDMrASI/AAAAAAAAMOA/92-r1KOUt7U/s1600/1-Ken+Linden,+aka+Harpo,+1975.bmp
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OH YEAH?!
Quote from: Eva on Sep 18, 2012, 09:40:12 AM
50. How did you come up with your username on AVPG?
I adopted the sound people emit towards me, when they attempt to catch my attention
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Quote from: RagingDragon on Sep 18, 2012, 02:49:43 PM
Goddamnit Vicks, you're the LAST person I wanted to make cry.
See?
Quote
List of assholes to make cry:
1 - Cvalda
2 - First Blood
3 - Blacklabel
4 - RiddleMeTheus
SiL on my dating dilemma:
Quote from: SiL on Sep 18, 2012, 11:03:17 PM
Turn bisexual.
Have threesome in the haunted house.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 19, 2012, 12:40:26 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 22, 2009, 06:02:21 PM
Hi, I'm Nightmare Asylum. Ive been here for a few days, but just found this topic. I love Aliens and Predators! I have seen all the movies except AVPR, and have read Prey, DNA War, Earth Hive, and Nightmare Asylum, and will soon be starting The Female War.
Welcome to the site! You seem like a charming young fellow. Good looking kid, too!
Wait...Great Scott! :o
Spoiler
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Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 19, 2012, 01:29:29 PM
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Spoiler
"If you can't be with the one you love"(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpmcmovieline.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F08%2Fprometheus_fifield_0.jpg%3Fw%3D630&hash=f5cbe1a599bc45d57a1b4cff62d682182f2a7eaa)
Spoiler
"Love the one you're with"
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He's on a roll today. 8)
Quote from: Cvalda on Sep 19, 2012, 04:20:27 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Sep 19, 2012, 12:02:59 PM
I was cock-blocked by her gay friend.
"Cock-blocked" would imply that you had a chance with her in the first place...
She's back!
Quote from: Laufey on Sep 19, 2012, 04:46:29 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 22, 2009, 06:02:21 PM
Hi, I'm Nightmare Asylum. Ive been here for a few days, but just found this topic. I love Aliens and Predators! I have seen all the movies except AVPR, and have read Prey, DNA War, Earth Hive, and Nightmare Asylum, and will soon be starting The Female War.
I'm just curious to know as why Nightmare Asylum has only read the novelizations of Prey, DNA War, Earth Hive, and Female War, not their comic books.
Novels are cheaper and easier to obtain :P And TWD aside, I never was much of a comic reader.
And thanks for the adds over here, Lauf 8)
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 19, 2012, 10:34:03 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Sep 19, 2012, 12:02:59 PM
I was cock-blocked by her gay friend.
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Sep 19, 2012, 06:05:45 PM
P.S. Joelle is out of the question as she has shown no interests in doing outside activity with me. Now I must confess my love to Eileen and pray that it doesn't end my friendship with her.
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Sep 19, 2012, 06:17:22 PM
Today was a hit and miss, hopefully tomorrow will be a strike out!
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Sep 19, 2012, 06:42:48 PM
I'll live a lie and be friends with her when I secretly love her.
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Sep 19, 2012, 07:15:18 PM
To ask or not to ask her out on a date. If no girl wants to get in a relationship with me, I might as well go gay.
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Sep 19, 2012, 07:44:50 PM
So even though I "think" Eileen is the "perfect girl" for me, you all are telling me not to ask her out?
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Sep 19, 2012, 07:57:51 PM
At least I got to second base with a girl while playing Freeze Tag.
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Sep 19, 2012, 08:09:00 PM
Ain't that what every guy strives for? You know, touching a girl's chest, my god I'll never forget that day....
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Sep 19, 2012, 08:47:17 PM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Sep 19, 2012, 08:45:46 PM
Sweeps is going to be so mad he missed this.
Don't worry, I'll share more Story Time with Grimes tonight when Sweeper awakens.
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Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 19, 2012, 10:30:03 PM
Novels are cheaper and easier to obtain :P
I bought all six of the Aliens Omnibus' they were really great, you should check them out.
I could quote the shit out of Rick in the "Relationship advice thread" for days, but sweeper pretty much covered it.
That thread.... ::)
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Sep 20, 2012, 02:34:47 AM
I could quote the shit out of Rick in the "Relationship advice thread" for days, but sweeper pretty much covered it.
That thread.... ::)
Rick, makes me almost piss myself. He's gonna turn out to be an alright guy. :laugh:
Or a serial rapist who believes he's doing the right thing.
Quote from: DJ Pu$$yface on Sep 16, 2012, 12:07:41 AM
QuoteCrazy Rich: I WANNA GO HOME AND POTTY
Wait.
WAIT.
THAT'S MY LINE! >:(
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 20, 2012, 06:55:12 AM
Or a serial rapist killer who believes he's doing the right thing.
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 20, 2012, 06:55:12 AM
Or a serial rapist who believes he's doing the right thing.
Quote from: DJ Pu$$yface on Sep 16, 2012, 12:07:41 AM
QuoteCrazy Rich: I WANNA GO HOME AND POTTY
Wait.
WAIT.
THAT'S MY LINE! >:(
Well... I saw a picture of Parker in Aliens, thought of that line in your absense, somebody liked the PArker way of life and found it quote worthy.
Think of me as a.... substitute teacher.
This is about a month or so old, but I found it to be hilarious:
Quote from: Laufey on Aug 20, 2012, 06:55:58 PM
Hm, like Batman chasing the Joker, I must use the very finest of methods to solve this mystery.
...
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE TITLE OF THIS MOVIE!? :-\
Quote from: First Blood on Aug 20, 2012, 06:56:50 PM
Quote from: Laufey on Aug 20, 2012, 06:55:58 PM
Hm, like Batman chasing the Joker, I must use the very finest of methods to solve this mystery.
:laugh: Yeah, you got it. Batman '89.
Quote from: Laufey on Aug 20, 2012, 06:58:05 PM
What, seriously? I was just messing around a bit with this. :laugh:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-EQ_984iRepI%2FTarlAVTgAeI%2FAAAAAAAADds%2F75dGndgESjo%2Fs1600%2FHas%2BAnyone%2Bseen%2Bthe%2BJoker.jpg&hash=f3bd2a874e9d247e9b330828b99dc9d2d9636e60)
I remember that. :laugh:
Quote from: ShadowPred on Sep 21, 2012, 01:30:56 AM
Been sick, and wasn't thinking about posting today, but then I saw all these posts and decided to just fulfill all your wishes.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 20, 2012, 02:57:08 PM
Who's this Zooey chick?
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p30/ShadowPred/tumblr_m9dzmo3B2h1r3jyz9o1_250.gif
Quote from: coolbreeze on Sep 20, 2012, 03:12:35 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 20, 2012, 02:57:08 PM
Who's this Zooey chick?
I think she's a Katy Perry impersonator/look a like..
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p30/ShadowPred/tumblr_m12zugwDkA1rpfm1co1_500.gif
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 20, 2012, 03:13:39 PM
Quote from: coolbreeze on Sep 20, 2012, 03:12:35 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 20, 2012, 02:57:08 PM
Who's this Zooey chick?
I think she's a Katy Perry impersonator/look a like..
Must be. Probably can't sing as good as Katy though.
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p30/ShadowPred/tumblr_lj0xdjiA3d1qbje8no1_500.gif
Quote from: coolbreeze on Sep 20, 2012, 03:14:53 PM
Doesn't look as good either. Bless her heart for trying.
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p30/ShadowPred/tumblr_lxtnts1fuX1r3p2ec.gif
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 21, 2012, 12:16:36 AM
ShadowPred, this is your final test...
Respond with a gif, without responding with a gif.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi124.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fp30%2FShadowPred%2FGifs%2Fzooey_zps7e0eb9cb.gif&hash=780ecc5a14b5900bc8dc8ae2cd852adf36d8f966)
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p30/ShadowPred/Gifs/zooey_zps7e0eb9cb.gif (http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p30/ShadowPred/Gifs/zooey_zps7e0eb9cb.gif)
^^^ Gif that ain't a Gif.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimageshack.us%2Fa%2Fimg51%2F3885%2Foprahclapogifsoupcom.gif&hash=cc5152d43580fc1aa362aad82732ce2495545900)
Quote from: ShadowPred on Sep 21, 2012, 01:30:56 AM
Been sick, and wasn't thinking about posting today, but then I saw all these posts and decided to just fulfill all your wishes.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 20, 2012, 02:57:08 PM
Who's this Zooey chick?
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p30/ShadowPred/tumblr_m9dzmo3B2h1r3jyz9o1_250.gif
Quote from: coolbreeze on Sep 20, 2012, 03:12:35 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 20, 2012, 02:57:08 PM
Who's this Zooey chick?
I think she's a Katy Perry impersonator/look a like..
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p30/ShadowPred/tumblr_m12zugwDkA1rpfm1co1_500.gif
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 20, 2012, 03:13:39 PM
Quote from: coolbreeze on Sep 20, 2012, 03:12:35 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 20, 2012, 02:57:08 PM
Who's this Zooey chick?
I think she's a Katy Perry impersonator/look a like..
Must be. Probably can't sing as good as Katy though.
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p30/ShadowPred/tumblr_lj0xdjiA3d1qbje8no1_500.gif
Quote from: coolbreeze on Sep 20, 2012, 03:14:53 PM
Doesn't look as good either. Bless her heart for trying.
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p30/ShadowPred/tumblr_lxtnts1fuX1r3p2ec.gif
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 21, 2012, 12:16:36 AM
ShadowPred, this is your final test...
Respond with a gif, without responding with a gif.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi124.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fp30%2FShadowPred%2FGifs%2Fzooey_zps7e0eb9cb.gif&hash=780ecc5a14b5900bc8dc8ae2cd852adf36d8f966)
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p30/ShadowPred/Gifs/zooey_zps7e0eb9cb.gif (http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p30/ShadowPred/Gifs/zooey_zps7e0eb9cb.gif)
^^^ Gif that ain't a Gif.
This deserves multiple postings.
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Sep 22, 2012, 06:40:43 AM
All the hairy, scaly, horned, clawed, armored, razor toothed, multi-limbed, musings of man kinds imagination when left alone in the dark for a fortnight with all the sounds of the jungle to make him wonder ... "What's out there????"
Cvalda
Quote from: ShadowPred on Sep 23, 2012, 06:17:32 AM
It drew First Blood!
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RiddleMeTheus
Quote from: Cvalda on Sep 23, 2012, 06:32:54 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Sep 23, 2012, 06:17:32 AM
It drew First Blood!
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Wearing this:
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Spoiler
Wearing only this.
Great stuff in here. :laugh:
Quote from: Eva on Sep 23, 2012, 11:39:15 AM
Quote from: Amaterasu on Sep 23, 2012, 06:01:27 AM
Oh god, I heard a Mosquito flying around. Someone's gonna get bit.. :-\
Spoiler
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Goin' through some old stuff.
Quote from: Huol on Jan 21, 2011, 07:39:59 AM
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jan 21, 2011, 07:33:49 AM
Is this cock-blockade...legal?
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http://gyazo.com/1b0588506105df18051101ed4d2ed544.png
I will make it legal.
Oh Huol, where are you? :(
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 24, 2012, 03:55:06 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Sep 23, 2012, 03:07:16 PM
He is.
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K, he's a Ballchinian!
Should have put this here yesterday when it made me laugh :D
I was just nostalgiaing through the Halo thread and found this:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 08, 2010, 10:49:00 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Nov 08, 2010, 10:34:22 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 08, 2010, 10:31:06 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Nov 08, 2010, 10:30:15 PM
I got so many bans from there before they permanently banned me. I remember once i spent a day claiming that I was trapped in a mall with zombies. I kept providing them with updates from the laptop I carried around the mall, asking what to do in certain situations, etc. The thread got really big, and had a lot of followers before they banned me :P
I remember that! :D
I don't remember you from there, but awesome! Great to have some fans! :P
the last thing I ever did on that site was complain that Halo 3's shotgun needed a scope to make it better. That's when the permanent ban came :p
http://oi54.tinypic.com/2r4swa9.jpg
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Sep 24, 2012, 03:37:37 AM
Goin' through some old stuff.
Quote from: Huol on Jan 21, 2011, 07:39:59 AM
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jan 21, 2011, 07:33:49 AM
Is this cock-blockade...legal?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theforce.net%2Fswtc%2FPix%2Fdvd%2Ftpm%2Fgunray1.jpg&hash=6a9e8d6197e05890a047b5fb3b934539640e46d0)
http://gyazo.com/1b0588506105df18051101ed4d2ed544.png
I will make it legal.
Glorious.
Quote from: TJ Doc on Sep 24, 2012, 01:54:18 PM
Oh Huol, where are you? :(
I miss him so damn much.
Huol was hilarious. Where did he go? :(
Quote from: Aspie on Sep 24, 2012, 06:56:21 PM
Huol was hilarious. Where did he go? :(
He just up and left, lat I heard is that he is on Steam most of the time, but I'm not sure what is going on with him at this very moment.
He left over the Aeus.....unpleasantness.
Quote from: Vulhala on Sep 24, 2012, 07:02:58 PM
He left over the Aeus.....unpleasantness.
Aeus was being exactly what we don't need in this forum, or anywhere else on this planet. I read those posts, I was told what was going on during my hiatus. Not sure though if Huol left before or after the ban of Aeus, but that's irrelevant.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Sep 24, 2012, 07:09:45 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Sep 24, 2012, 07:02:58 PM
He left over the Aeus.....unpleasantness.
Aeus was being exactly what we don't need in this forum, or anywhere else on this planet. I read those posts, I was told what was going on during my hiatus. Not sure though if Huol left before or after the ban of Aeus, but that's irrelevant.
Who was Aeus?
even more important.. what was the unpleasantness?
A mod...and the unpleasantness was referring to ones sexual orientation from what I read.
..sounds like he was "charming" man :P
Quote from: Blacklabel on Sep 24, 2012, 09:06:50 PM
..sounds like he was "charming" man :P
Before that that little mess, yes I would say so.
The first mod I ever used was Huol's Wolf skin for the predator campaign in AvP2.
The first mod I ever used was ShadowPred. I told him I wanted to be his friend. I really just went in his house and stole his cookies.
;)
I should be a mod.
I would be the best mod ever.
>:3
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 24, 2012, 10:34:21 PM
The first mod I ever used was ShadowPred. I told him I wanted to be his friend. I really just went in his house and stole his cookies.
;)
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BUT NOW I CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE NIGHTMARE STOLE ALL THE COOKIES!!!(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi124.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fp30%2FShadowPred%2Ftumblr_m5fh3bObYb1ro9aec.gif&hash=d0cd89e80ab34e1209eb8ace5deeeae9b0c458ea)
Quote from: Cvalda on Sep 24, 2012, 10:36:40 PM
I should be a mod.
I would be the best mod ever.
>:3
The Prometheus forum would be a helluva lot more tolerable, that's for sure. :P
AvPGalaxy: Post-Cvalda Modding
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Quote from: Cvalda on Sep 24, 2012, 10:45:35 PM
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Exactly what will happen.
That would be the Prometheus board.
Quote from: Cvalda on Sep 24, 2012, 10:45:35 PM
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Too bad we're going to have to deal with it as is until 2029.
Unless...
Spoiler
We go by the Terminator Salvation timeline! :o
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Sep 24, 2012, 10:49:01 PM
That would be the Prometheus board.
The recboardians cleaned it up long ago.
What can men do, against such reckless hate?
A long time ago I wanted to be a mod. These days...
Quote from: Aspie on Sep 25, 2012, 01:16:27 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on Sep 24, 2012, 11:45:10 PM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Sep 24, 2012, 11:34:10 PM
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Not gonna lie. This scares the crap out of me.
Quote from: acrediblesource on Sep 25, 2012, 03:41:54 PM
Screw Ridley and his writers. If theys bigger they must be apart of the PREDATOR UNIVERVES!!!
Yeah i said it.
ThIS!
wat
Quote from: Cvalda on Sep 26, 2012, 12:13:40 AM
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From now on we post kinky Aeon Flux gifs in here, k?
Quote from: JoeyBlow on Sep 26, 2012, 12:20:06 AM
Dont use my thread for that...MODS!!!!
Quote from: Cvalda on Sep 26, 2012, 12:33:09 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on Sep 26, 2012, 12:13:40 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll8l8xEY281qzf5e1o1_500.gif
From now on we post kinky Aeon Flux gifs in here, k?
Quote from: JoeyBlow on Sep 26, 2012, 12:20:06 AM
Dont use my thread for that...MODS!!!!
I guess somebody got bent out of shape with those... what, 5 or so posts? They're gone. :-\
By all means, post offensive things but do not have any fun that is not harming anyone.
They were not needed in there...I myself would have left them in there though.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Sep 26, 2012, 05:26:44 AM
They were not needed in there...I myself would have left them in there though.
We could say the same for 90% of threads here where things veer off topic. But nobody gets in a tiff about those.
Quote from: JoeyBlow on Sep 26, 2012, 12:20:06 AM
...MODS!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BbRffBCeYw# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BbRffBCeYw#)
Quote from: RiddleMeTheus on Sep 26, 2012, 05:27:52 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Sep 26, 2012, 05:26:44 AM
They were not needed in there...I myself would have left them in there though.
We could say the same for 90% of threads here where things veer off topic. But nobody gets in a tiff about those.
Well don't look at me, I did't remove them.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Sep 26, 2012, 05:31:09 AM
Quote from: RiddleMeTheus on Sep 26, 2012, 05:27:52 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Sep 26, 2012, 05:26:44 AM
They were not needed in there...I myself would have left them in there though.
We could say the same for 90% of threads here where things veer off topic. But nobody gets in a tiff about those.
Well don't look at me, I did't remove them.
I wasn't thinking it was you.
Quote from: RiddleMeTheus on Sep 26, 2012, 05:36:27 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Sep 26, 2012, 05:31:09 AM
Quote from: RiddleMeTheus on Sep 26, 2012, 05:27:52 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Sep 26, 2012, 05:26:44 AM
They were not needed in there...I myself would have left them in there though.
We could say the same for 90% of threads here where things veer off topic. But nobody gets in a tiff about those.
Well don't look at me, I did't remove them.
I wasn't thinking it was you.
Or did you?
Or did I?
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This thread is next.
Quote from: DJ Pu$$yface on Sep 26, 2012, 05:43:48 AM
This thread is next.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H5Cq4_gov8# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H5Cq4_gov8#)
Quote from: DJ Pu$$yface on Sep 26, 2012, 05:43:48 AM
This thread is next.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQqGGgEJHqk#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQqGGgEJHqk#ws)
Actually, First Blood is next
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21IH8jF6jM#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21IH8jF6jM#ws)
:laugh:
Quote from: ShadowPred on Sep 26, 2012, 05:36:59 AM
Quote from: RiddleMeTheus on Sep 26, 2012, 05:36:27 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Sep 26, 2012, 05:31:09 AM
Quote from: RiddleMeTheus on Sep 26, 2012, 05:27:52 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Sep 26, 2012, 05:26:44 AM
They were not needed in there...I myself would have left them in there though.
We could say the same for 90% of threads here where things veer off topic. But nobody gets in a tiff about those.
Well don't look at me, I did't remove them.
I wasn't thinking it was you.
Or did you?
Or did I?
MY BRAIN CAN'T TAKE THIS :'(
Or can it?
Quote from: ShadowPred on Sep 26, 2012, 07:44:01 PM
Or can it?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AMTE8qnJ7h8 (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AMTE8qnJ7h8)
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 27, 2012, 06:24:22 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 27, 2012, 06:23:38 PM
Creepiest touch you never noticed is 'videotape'-- the outdated request adds age to the asker, making it feel extra pedophile-y.
You know... subconsciously, I kind of picked up on that :D
This just makes me so damn happy. :laugh:
<3 Nightmare
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 27, 2012, 05:37:52 PM
Cool.
Spoiler
*FURIOUSLY MASTURBATES IN HOT SHOWER, GRUNTING LOUDER THAN THE PATTERING WATER HITTING THE GROUND, GRIPPING AND SLIPPING BAR OF SOAP*
We have a fap forum for this you know ;)
Quote from: Effectz on Sep 28, 2012, 05:34:19 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 28, 2012, 05:29:27 AM
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=34273.msg1481150#msg1481150 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=34273.msg1481150#msg1481150)
I skipped all the reading and went straight to Blondie.
:laugh:
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Quote from: OmegaZilla on May 26, 2011, 05:10:04 PM
Oh haha. :D
It's hard to believe yeah, but... I've never seen a single Western in my life. Not wholly that is. I've only seen glimpses while zapping channels. The only two films I've seen that can be considered as such, though I do not consider 'westerns' in the strict sense of the term, are, as said, Tremors 4, and Valley of Gwangi. But without Underground Monsters or Dinosaurs? No. Nada. Nein.
Quote from: Pn2501 on May 26, 2011, 09:07:19 PM
Isn't that some sort of crime in italy.
Quote from: First Blood on May 26, 2011, 09:12:36 PM
Yes - The ghost of Sergio Leone is actively looking for him.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 30, 2012, 08:34:58 AM
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 30, 2012, 04:37:19 PM
Possibly, it's not unusual [to be loved by anyone] for a developer to use an older build for public demos, even close to release.
I'll be reading Sweeper's posts in Tom Jones' voice for the rest of the day. :laugh:
Laufey, baby-- do you know the extent to which I love that man and all other cheeseball sexually invigorated Vegas performers? :D
Wayne Newton still stops by every Christmas and we converse about love and relations over hot cocoa.
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Sep 30, 2012, 07:07:17 PMHell ... while we're at it!
Avengeus Earth's Mightiest Mashups
Scarlett Johansson .... As Shaw
Robert Downey Jr .... as Holloway
Clark Gregg .... As David
Tom Hiddleston .... As Vickers
Samuel L. Jackson .... As Janek
Chris Evans .... As Chance
Jeremy Renner .... As Fifield
Mark Ruffalo .... As Milburn
Cobie Smulders .... As Ford
Stellan Skarsgård .... As Weyland
Chris Hemsworth .... As The Engineer
It's... It's beautiful. :'(
Quote from: Laufey on Sep 30, 2012, 02:10:01 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Sep 30, 2012, 02:08:46 PM
Quote from: Laufey on Sep 30, 2012, 01:54:02 PM
I'm making an apple pie for the first time in years. Let's hope it turn out good.
It will.
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Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Oct 01, 2012, 04:04:33 AM
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Shot beer through my nose just about.
Quote from: Vakarian on Oct 01, 2012, 03:52:25 PM
My job is so f**king unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.
The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up.
She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.
She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.
Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.
I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.
I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel in the crown has got to be the f**king stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.
In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work.
He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22.
He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big f**king dog to work.
Every f**king day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke.
Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.
Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single f**king day.
Anyway, I drive these f**ktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
Priceless. :laugh:
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Oct 03, 2012, 11:26:10 PM
I have never shaved that part and I never will. It's like shaving chewbacca, without the hair he just isn't the same.
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Oct 03, 2012, 11:35:12 PM
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Oct 03, 2012, 11:26:10 PM
I have never shaved that part and I never will. It's like shaving chewbacca, without the hair he just isn't the same.
Lmao. What the hell led to that?
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Oct 04, 2012, 08:16:21 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Oct 03, 2012, 11:35:12 PM
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Oct 03, 2012, 11:26:10 PM
I have never shaved that part and I never will. It's like shaving chewbacca, without the hair he just isn't the same.
Lmao. What the hell led to that?
Read the last 3-4 pages in the Relationship Thread.
Quote from: RagingDragon on Oct 04, 2012, 08:34:40 PM
Yeah bro, the friend-zone-alarm is going off all over the place. I dunno, being friendly with a girl doesn't always end like a John Hughes film, ya know? It's nice, you're genuinely this girl's friend, and you're a positive force in her life, a good man. There aren't many of those dude. I hope you keep this up and get some hot monkey sex in the end, for justice, for all of mankind.
The world needs more genuinely good men, Rick. It is a lost strength, a forgotten power that leads all people to peace.
And my f**king name is also Josh.
Mother of god..
There's a disproportionate amount of Relationship thread quotes up in this bitch. :laugh:
Quote from: Master Chief on Oct 04, 2012, 09:19:48 PM
Ok Rick, you're set and have all the advice you need to take on any girl that comes your way. Stay away from this thread and go play outside.
RagingDragon speaks the truth!
Quote from: RagingDragon on Oct 04, 2012, 09:33:26 PM
This thread, like alcohol, makes the working day easier.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 07, 2012, 08:04:20 PM
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Sh'ut-up-h.
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Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Oct 08, 2012, 07:12:05 PM
Quote from: The Exile of TK on Oct 08, 2012, 06:30:08 PM
QuoteGo for a walk until you see trees or an ocean. Listen to the wind.
I did this at least a couple dozen times, I felt nothing but my loss of self worth.
Then ... you're doing it wrong.
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Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Oct 08, 2012, 09:27:55 PM
Predxeno's has achieved his dream - he himself, is now canon.
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Quote from: RagingDragon on Oct 09, 2012, 07:23:51 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Oct 09, 2012, 04:20:07 PM
Tilda Swinton as Lambert, lulz
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Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 10, 2012, 04:40:34 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Oct 10, 2012, 03:51:53 AM
The new Forge stuff looked really great, but much like ShadowPred, I've never been much for making my own things
(apart from the Elephant of Constant Explosion, or the Pit of Death [filled with constant explosions]).
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(apart from the Elephant of Constant Explosion, or the Pit of Death [filled with constant explosions]).
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constant explosions
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Man of Action!
Quote from: samoht on Oct 10, 2012, 06:39:43 AM
And when they eventually make a dog alien, the fanboy community will be nothing bit a flurry of rapid hand movements ending in one giant Jizz Tsunami. Mark my words.
:laugh:
Quote from: Blacklabel on Oct 11, 2012, 01:23:02 AM
Quote from: samoht on Oct 10, 2012, 06:39:43 AM
And when they eventually make a dog alien, the fanboy community will be nothing bit a flurry of rapid hand movements ending in one giant Jizz Tsunami. Mark my words.
:laugh:
i dont get it, what thread is it from?
Click on the quote info and it'll redirect you to the thread ;)
Samoht is like that all the time anyway.
Quote from: Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion on Oct 11, 2012, 08:48:14 PM
Quotebutthurt
My gluts feel no pain, you fail.
QuoteI still think that you are missing out on life Twin Drive.
I'd rather miss out on life than miss out on TK. I already ignored every home coming, school dance, prom, and school sports event in both high school and college for TK and I see no reason to stop now just because of your precious words.
Twin Drive is awaiting the holy prophet to return him to the promised land.
Spoiler
OH OHOHOHOHOHO
I'm not awaiting a prophet though. :P
Sweeper praises my gifted body.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 12, 2012, 03:02:59 AM
I merely refer to Rick's cock as 'Everest', though a woman has yet to conquer it.
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Holy f**king shit.
We have a surprise last minute entry for Post of the Year. God that made me laugh.
Quote from: Predaker on Oct 12, 2012, 04:30:40 AM
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The ape on the right. Is that his dick hanging down or a turd poking out?
That would be a tuft of hair, watching the movie, it lacks the weight to be either.
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Oct 13, 2012, 01:13:07 AM
INDIANA JONES.
f**k, this isn't the Guess Movies thread is it?
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The one time I get it right...
Quote from: First Blood on Oct 13, 2012, 01:14:57 AM
Maybe it is! :o
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Oct 13, 2012, 01:16:38 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Oct 13, 2012, 01:14:57 AM
Maybe it is! :o
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YEA my first quote! I lovez you Shadowpred.
Damn you First Blood, getting my hopes up.
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Oct 13, 2012, 01:24:50 AM
YEA my first quote! I lovez you Shadowpred.
Damn you First Blood, getting my hopes up.
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Quote from: First Blood on Oct 13, 2012, 01:27:42 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Oct 13, 2012, 01:24:50 AM
YEA my first quote! I lovez you Shadowpred.
Damn you First Blood, getting my hopes up.
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Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 12, 2012, 05:38:22 AM
That would be a tuft of hair, watching the movie, it lacks the weight to be either.
Nah man, it ain't a tuft of hair.
$10 that he's shitting himself looking at the big black object.
Quote from: samoht on Oct 13, 2012, 01:54:36 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 12, 2012, 05:38:22 AM
That would be a tuft of hair, watching the movie, it lacks the weight to be either.
Nah man, it ain't a tuft of hair.
$10 that he's shitting himself looking at the big black object.
The monolith is just so awesome you shit your pants.
Yes, he (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=11223) is 8)
Haven't seen him in a while.
Quote from: orchidal on Oct 13, 2012, 09:57:49 PM
There's a lot of postmodern symbolism in that statement.
Social media vs Hollywood
Vickers and the Oprah gifs vs Proto-xenomorph
butthurted vs buttbursted
Quote from: BANE on Oct 14, 2012, 10:31:01 PM
Are you blind in your right eye?
Blimey. I'll Punch you
be sure to remember that in hell
next time. when we meet.
:D
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 15, 2012, 10:31:28 AM
It's been a slow burn for me, but this latest video has put me over the edge. I think the fact that I started out hating the concept of a Halo 4 is what is coming back now to excite me so much. If that doesn't make any sense, let me explain: I don't feel stupid looking back at my (clearly amplified for comedic effect) anger and frustration of the Halo 4 announcement trailer; everything in it rubbed me the wrong way and it still does-- that's not arrogance talking, it's the truth. A new developer was going to carry on the Halo story post Halo 3, and they were going to call it Halo 4.
Naturally, I'd already be disappointed, dismayed, and annoyed, but then I saw the trailer and it just felt like a cheap sensory overload and set the tone all wrong. Some people were excited and I didn't understand why. I talked this out with Sharp Sticks on MSN, and we came to the consensus that these were primarily the audience that had come into Halo at Halo 3, along with the Xbox 360 release; I still think we were right, and we accepted that, in the context of how long we've been playing the series, we were basically the grumpy old men that didn't want to buy a smartphone to talk to their grand kids; we didn't want to text, we didn't want to Skype, we just wanted to leave our 'lives' off on a clean and tidy note-- happy for those just kicking off. I didn't have any delusion preventing me from telling I would inevitably buy the game and see how it turns out.
Fast forward half a year and the first screenshots are shown, story details are given, and a Vidoc detailing the people behind the game comes out. I knew 343 had boasted that a studio full of people who's brains are firing 'Halo' and nothing but Halo on all cylinders was going to mean something incredible for the series, and though I didn't fully believe them, the concept was pretty intriguing. Of course, knowing that this new series would go for two more after #4, I knew they had to be packing some kind of staying power that would keep old fans interested and reel in a bunch of newcomers. The designs were looking nice and the storyline was sounding like a logical progression-- I'd given up on being 'insulted' but the thought that there was more beyond "Wake me when you need me".
And then there was E3, where the storyline was put into perspective, but never given a sense of scope. Part of the perspective it took was with the daring move of adding a new enemy to the sandbox, and I'm not talking about a new addition to an existing faction, I'm talking about an entire damned force: the Prometheans. Strange beings that the folks at 343 are still to this day very hush-hush about the concept of, seemingly projected digitally with a steely carapace that can disappear just as soon as them; not indestructible, but alarmingly omnipotent in presence. They were fortifiable, varied, and shifted the Halo battlefield in ways it hasn't touched before in clever and deceptive ways, clearly worthy of forcing the player to adapt and ultimately, well, here it is: evolve.
Something as small as that word sparked something in my brain that had me realize something about Halo that I hadn't prior: the series is about evolution, and Bungie had brought it through their lifecycle and they knew it, so they left their mark on the series, from it's inception to their beautiful send off, they had created something that under the watch of future generations and within the hands of new artists looking to push forward would live on forever, and what they did wouldn't ever be forgotten by those who went through the progressive paces with it, feeling each beautiful moment and remembering them fondly.
The chill of turning around to a pounding door on the mission 343 Guilty Spark after witnessing unprecedented terrors to face them on their own. The cold silence after a blood searing mad race to space in an attempt to save the galaxy alongside your last companion. The wind of the gas giant as you dropped into the shoes of your legendary enemy and immediately felt connected to his cause. The dread of being the first casualty in a civil war that would affect the entire universe in an ultimate grand schism. The hurt of the line "The prophets have betrayed us". It all came up to Halo 3 which seemed basically like a progressive emotional rollercoaster, knowing full and well that you would end what you'd started and you'd create a legend by the game's finale. Nothing made that clearer for me that the mixture of imagery, musical score, and nearly-white-noise radio chatter as the Forward Unto Dawn touched down to unleash a slough of firepower. And there it is; The Forward Unto Dawn. It spoke out to me as the means to an end, and now it's taking the Chief to a new beginning. He'd accomplished everything an everything in Bungie's Halo trilogy, but humanity's fight is never over.
If anybody was to pick it up after them, they were going to be forced to make that new fight as compelling as the one that started it all and do it without the feeling of a self referential re-tread or a stale reason to take Chief out of cryo sleep, seemingly ruining the bitter sweet lonely beauty of Halo 3's ending. What I now see this story as being is, in a word, reinvigorating. I got this feel from Halo 2, a sequel to such a monumental story that left a major impression on me. Swelling music, a gateway to a massive expanse of narrative richness, and a more involving story, which evolved Halo yet again and would keep that base for all games to come after it, leaving the original Halo to feel like a unique, if not isolated experience. That is why Halo 4 feels like Halo 2 to me; it's the start of a new era, and it always seemed that way to me. The difference is that my pessimism spawned from the fact that it wasn't a single game behind it, but an entire saga.
Halo 4 is being shown as keeping all of that alive, and expanding it in the most beautiful ways possible, opening Halo up to possibilities that required 343's touch of one hundred-plus masters. People that have loved the series have every reason to be sold with what they've seen so far, and 343's passion is no illusion, their intentions beyond the call of duty (take or leave the pun). Though Bungie has said goodbye to move onto a brave new world, Halo never did.
Somebody I never get bored of talking about Halo with is Nightmare Asylum, who represents the audience that me and Sharp Sticks had discussed before, starting at Halo 3, going back, and living forward, thinking that way as well. Nightmare has maintained confidence in Halo 4 since it's announcement, and he's represented the part of me that would grow to love the game as well; it was bound to happen before it's release. I think he got the picture how much I loved and cared for the series when I PM'd him my thoughts on a couple of sountrack pieces in great detail, starting a great discussion of Marty O'Donnell's legendary work. He probably saw my reaction coming to Halo 4 before it even got there (hell, he'd predicted the announcement while I was still in doubt!), and he had to deal with every capitalized letter, and word of objection, but he's seen me progressively fall in love, and I can't help but feel that he knew I would from the start!
Even just a month ago I wrongly spoke on the statment that "Bungie was innovation, [and] 343 is refinement"; realizing now that, while these were meant as words of great praise to 343, I was incorrect. Bungie's innovation was the creation of the series and establishing it's foundation, while 343 is taking the foundatiion and shaking it once again into new untouched territory, free of the obligation to simply refine.
For the first time in ten years, combat has truly evolved.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0edecjML_c# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0edecjML_c#)
Quote from: Eva on Oct 15, 2012, 04:34:26 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Oct 15, 2012, 04:10:28 PM
I am glad you enjoyed Goldfinger. One of the best in the bunch, no doubt. Are you looking forward to Skyfall? :)
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Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 15, 2012, 03:27:18 PM
I more like imagined an Alien wih a huuuge protruding biological cannon on its forehead, but whatever.
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Quote from: RazorSlash on Oct 16, 2012, 11:00:30 PM
A vote against RazorSlash is a vote towards terrorism
Quote from: RazorSlash on Oct 17, 2012, 12:05:00 AM
But every vote for RazorSlash is a vote towards blackjack and hookers
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 16, 2012, 11:18:08 PM
And the award for Best Project goes toooo...
*opens envelope*
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OH MAN
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THE SUSPENSE
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IS KILLING ME
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My shrine to RazorSlash.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 17, 2012, 12:13:47 AM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Oct 16, 2012, 11:00:30 PM
A vote against RazorSlash is a vote towards terrorism
Quote from: RazorSlash on Oct 17, 2012, 12:05:00 AM
But every vote for RazorSlash is a vote towards blackjack and hookers
Quote from: RazorSlash on Oct 16, 2012, 11:21:35 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 16, 2012, 11:18:08 PM
And the award for Best Project goes toooo...
*opens envelope*
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OH MAN
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THE SUSPENSE
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IS KILLING ME
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My shrine to RazorSlash.
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His avatar... the last sentence.... :laugh: x10
It's gone beyond the limits human minds can achieve.
We're talking some pretty metaphysical, blasphemous, otherwordly, completely unknown series of synapses.
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His avatar... the last sentence.... :laugh: x10
Oh god, lmao.
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Oct 21, 2012, 02:12:17 AM
Samoht, your tales of masturbation never cease to amaze me.
A horrifying drama of blood, sweat, curtain stains and toothpaste dribbles.Spoiler
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Somewhere in the Shire, that's a masterbating Hobbit.
And his name... is Andrew.
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Oct 21, 2012, 02:41:37 AM
A horrifying drama of blood, sweat, curtain stains and toothpaste dribbles.
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What. The. F*ck.
Quote from: Effectz on Oct 21, 2012, 05:01:19 AM
Unhappy,think of life as "the grid"
A digital frontier.
Picture the clusters of information as they Move through the computer.
What do they look like?
Ships?
Motorcycles?
Keep dreaming of a forum you will never see.
And maybe....one day.
You might get in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFXYuw96d0c# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFXYuw96d0c#)
Buh...After reading that, if I wasn't rocking my Halloween themed set right now, I think I'd resurrect the Quorra one.
You broke my heart when Olivia Wilde left your sets... it was perfect. :'(
And you broke my heart when--
Oh hi Alison Brie
And after Halloween I'm doing a full Brie set!
f**k
Quote from: Eva on Oct 21, 2012, 08:32:13 PM
Quote from: Laufey on Oct 21, 2012, 07:50:21 PM
Oh, cool, you're dressed up as Bumblebee. You must be a Michael Bay fan. ;D
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Quote from: RazorSlash on Oct 23, 2012, 12:58:59 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Oct 23, 2012, 12:57:32 AM
RazorSlash, I ate poundcake for snacks today. Feels good to eat the monster you created.
PRNDCEKS, NAAAAAAAAAAAAW
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OMFG, LMAO!!!
Quote from: First Blood on Oct 23, 2012, 01:01:43 AM
Aspie sucks.
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Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Oct 23, 2012, 02:47:00 AM
I was told to read this by my buddy guy who is on this forum. God save us all.
Quote from: The Unhappy on Oct 19, 2012, 02:39:52 PM
An extremely sad and depressing story I wrote based loosely on real events last Christmas. :(
How loosely? As lose as your asshole? No, seriously though, I'm going to rip through this shit. Cause as I read though this, it wasn't like "What the f**k did I just read?" It was more like "What the f**k AM I reading?" also, "WHY am I reading this?" Anyway, I digress, on to the asshole tearing.
Quote from: The Unhappy on Oct 19, 2012, 02:39:52 PM
Alone on an island in the Tempest Sea is Clowny The Clown, who goes "Clown clown clown" as his catch phrase.
What? Obviously this Clown is either insane or he's a Pokemon. Also, why the f**k would anyone live on a island in a place called "The Tempest Sea"? Obviously a sea called that would be in a constant storm. Why would this "Clownly The Clown", if that is his real name choose to live there? Is he suicidal? Is he deranged? Is he both of these things? Or is he simply an idiot? I'm going to assume the latter.
Quote from: The Unhappy on Oct 19, 2012, 02:39:52 PM
He was among the many on the Island of Misfit Plushy Toys, but even among the unloved exiles he himself was an unloved exile. Six years the cuddly clown doll just tried to make friends, have fun, and live life as a fellow misfit away from the harsh realities of the evil society of the United Prisons that was not far away.
They weren't far away from the "United Prisons", so are these exiles escaped convicts? Was this Clowny a rapist? I'm going to assume so, what with the name "Clownly The Clown." Which is a stupid name, what were his parent's hillbillies? Does that make "Clownly The Clown" (or how I'm going to refer to him from now on "Cousin f**ker.") a redneck hillbilly incestuous criminally deranged clown man whore? Anyway, let's continue on.
Quote from: The Unhappy on Oct 19, 2012, 02:39:52 PM
Clowny had some friends, but he unintentionally made enemies among the cliques of experience. Using superiority in numbers, the cliques attacked Clowny and spread the rumors while using his easily angered temper against him like a hammer to a nail. The cliques leaders united the island against Clowny based on baseless assumptions and false crimes which were far minor than the atrocities they used against Clowny. Using their mighty corrupted muscle man, poor Clowny was thrown into the sea and was set to sink beneath the waves for years until he washed up on shore onto an unknown desert island where he was all alone. Poor Clowny, now a sad little clown wronged by the manipulators of the many that harvest them like sheep while wearing a mask of kindness. This happened so easily because no "sane" person takes clowns seriously. Live on Clowny........ Live on. We root for you.
The TLDR verson: "Whine, whine, whine, sandy vagina."
Quote from: The Unhappy on Oct 19, 2012, 02:39:52 PM
Clowny the clown found himself alone on an island in the Tempest Sea for many a year until he eventually found a kitten and a puppy. These two baby animals were all alone on the island as well with nobody but Clowny to take care of them. With that he felt happy and named them Truth and Justice, respectively. However, using the powers of darkness the evil clique members from the Island of Misfit Plushy Toys discovered Clowny's new-found happiness and became enraged to no end.
Considering Cousin f**ker's background, I'm rather surprised he didn't eat the cat and dog. I'm also surprised that he knew exactly what truth and justice mean, considering his general lack of a formal education, being a hillbilly clown and all.
Quote from: The Unhappy on Oct 19, 2012, 02:39:52 PM
Watsy: GAAAAAAAH! WHY IS HE HAPPY!? GAAAAAAAAH! CLOWNY MUST NEVER BE HAPPY FOR IT WILL SPELL LAMENESS FOR EVERYTHING!
Mikey 79: How can he possibly function in society? We attacked him to no end for no good reason and he's STILL alive! The end of the world and my vinyl collection are at stake!
Franky: He has to be stopped or else bad things will happen. I should know, everything I say is the truth.
Spirit Dragon: We need to separate him from his loved ones, only then can good triumph over these issues!
Mr. 3000: HERMY NER! DURKA LER! LETS SCRAMBLE UP THEM RETARDO DARE SO HE CAN BE GONE DUNKA DUR!
Ty: Can it, pet, and don't you dare pull the "I'm Asian" card again. Anyway, I suggest to make a typical spam statement that makes me look funny and then go murder the emo kid. Buckey, what say you?
Buckey: Well it is my job to stop you guys from ganging up on one person as rule 11 states it, but it is easier to punish one person instead of giving punishment to everyone who should be punished for rule breaking so go ahead and bring Hunter with you. I mean really, who's going to tell me otherwise, an Ekans?
Hunter: You guys HAVE to be right I mean you are the MAJORITY and NOT the minority even though I SHOULD look at it from the minority point of view BUT I don't.
I'm not going to lie, I kind of skipped reading it cause it looked really stupid. I HOPE THERES NOTHING IMPORTANT TO THE PLOT OF THIS RICH NARRATIVE IN THERE.
Quote from: The Unhappy on Oct 19, 2012, 02:39:52 PM
The evil clique was off to do their heinous actions against Clowny upon going to the Graveyard and collecting a variety of old and rusty weapons. They swam off into the ocean to find Clowny's island. Later that morning, Clowny woke up from his slumber only to find an extremely grizzly sight. While he was sleeping, the clique had come to the island and torn both Truth and Justice to pieces and used their remains to decorate a now blood stained Christmas tree with a message in the sand that said "STOP BEING HAPPY YOU RETARDED TROLL! XD" With such a horrible thing that just happened to him, Clowny became depressed again as he would spend his Christmas alone and away from everyone once more. The clique celebrated and got drunk while praying to their heavenly god for making a poor cuddly clown miserable until the end of his days. Do not give up Clowny.... Justice.... Truth.... it will come to you.... One of these days, Clowny, one of these days. Live strong.
They saved those animals from a much more grotesque death, being eaten alive by a hillbilly clown. Also, I believe it's generally considered a rule to not use any more than three periods if you're doing that f**king pause thing. I...Don't...Know...Why...One...Would...Need...Any...More... Cousin f**ker was probably drunk too, just more like all the time. Cause he's a clown. Clowns are all suffering alcoholics.
Quote from: The Unhappy on Oct 19, 2012, 02:39:52 PM
Having being fed up with the evil clique of the Island of Misfit Plushies, Clowny decided to take the might of justice into his own hands. After making some weapons out of the island's materials and eventually made himself the Gun of Justice, a mighty armor piercer designed to wade through entire waves of enemies in a single assault. Upon completing this weapon, Clowny got on a raft of wood and managed to reach the island with ammo in hand. One by one Clowny hunted them down and terminated the evil ones with but a shot to the head which was silenced by a silencer. Within time he took down all of them except for the evil Hunter and the evil Buckey. Seemingly invulnerable to the Gun of Justice, Clowny seemed outmatched until a lightning bolt struck from the sky and hit him, giving him the power to fight the demonic and satanic duo with the might of heaven. Shortly into the battle he defeated the horrendous tyrant and his minion, bring peace to the island once and for all.
How the f**k does a clown know how to build a gun? Like, I honestly have no other question from that entire paragraph besides that. Did this clown minor in weapon smiting in clown college?
Quote from: The Unhappy on Oct 19, 2012, 02:39:52 PM
The morale of the story is this: If injustice continues for too long use every means in your arsenal to get the evil ones out of power. Remember that evil only prevails when you fail to stop them, so do it.
I think the real morale of the story is, this guy shouldn't write stories, or do drugs.
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Oct 23, 2012, 02:51:09 AM
Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Oct 23, 2012, 02:47:00 AM
I was told to read this by my buddy guy who is on this forum. God save us all.
Quote from: The Unhappy on Oct 19, 2012, 02:39:52 PM
An extremely sad and depressing story I wrote based loosely on real events last Christmas. :(
How loosely? As lose as your asshole? No, seriously though, I'm going to rip through this shit. Cause as I read though this, it wasn't like "What the f**k did I just read?" It was more like "What the f**k AM I reading?" also, "WHY am I reading this?" Anyway, I digress, on to the asshole tearing.
Quote from: The Unhappy on Oct 19, 2012, 02:39:52 PM
Alone on an island in the Tempest Sea is Clowny The Clown, who goes "Clown clown clown" as his catch phrase.
What? Obviously this Clown is either insane or he's a Pokemon. Also, why the f**k would anyone live on a island in a place called "The Tempest Sea"? Obviously a sea called that would be in a constant storm. Why would this "Clownly The Clown", if that is his real name choose to live there? Is he suicidal? Is he deranged? Is he both of these things? Or is he simply an idiot? I'm going to assume the latter.
Quote from: The Unhappy on Oct 19, 2012, 02:39:52 PM
He was among the many on the Island of Misfit Plushy Toys, but even among the unloved exiles he himself was an unloved exile. Six years the cuddly clown doll just tried to make friends, have fun, and live life as a fellow misfit away from the harsh realities of the evil society of the United Prisons that was not far away.
They weren't far away from the "United Prisons", so are these exiles escaped convicts? Was this Clowny a rapist? I'm going to assume so, what with the name "Clownly The Clown." Which is a stupid name, what were his parent's hillbillies? Does that make "Clownly The Clown" (or how I'm going to refer to him from now on "Cousin f**ker.") a redneck hillbilly incestuous criminally deranged clown man whore? Anyway, let's continue on.
Quote from: The Unhappy on Oct 19, 2012, 02:39:52 PM
Clowny had some friends, but he unintentionally made enemies among the cliques of experience. Using superiority in numbers, the cliques attacked Clowny and spread the rumors while using his easily angered temper against him like a hammer to a nail. The cliques leaders united the island against Clowny based on baseless assumptions and false crimes which were far minor than the atrocities they used against Clowny. Using their mighty corrupted muscle man, poor Clowny was thrown into the sea and was set to sink beneath the waves for years until he washed up on shore onto an unknown desert island where he was all alone. Poor Clowny, now a sad little clown wronged by the manipulators of the many that harvest them like sheep while wearing a mask of kindness. This happened so easily because no "sane" person takes clowns seriously. Live on Clowny........ Live on. We root for you.
The TLDR verson: "Whine, whine, whine, sandy vagina."
Quote from: The Unhappy on Oct 19, 2012, 02:39:52 PM
Clowny the clown found himself alone on an island in the Tempest Sea for many a year until he eventually found a kitten and a puppy. These two baby animals were all alone on the island as well with nobody but Clowny to take care of them. With that he felt happy and named them Truth and Justice, respectively. However, using the powers of darkness the evil clique members from the Island of Misfit Plushy Toys discovered Clowny's new-found happiness and became enraged to no end.
Considering Cousin f**ker's background, I'm rather surprised he didn't eat the cat and dog. I'm also surprised that he knew exactly what truth and justice mean, considering his general lack of a formal education, being a hillbilly clown and all.
Quote from: The Unhappy on Oct 19, 2012, 02:39:52 PM
Watsy: GAAAAAAAH! WHY IS HE HAPPY!? GAAAAAAAAH! CLOWNY MUST NEVER BE HAPPY FOR IT WILL SPELL LAMENESS FOR EVERYTHING!
Mikey 79: How can he possibly function in society? We attacked him to no end for no good reason and he's STILL alive! The end of the world and my vinyl collection are at stake!
Franky: He has to be stopped or else bad things will happen. I should know, everything I say is the truth.
Spirit Dragon: We need to separate him from his loved ones, only then can good triumph over these issues!
Mr. 3000: HERMY NER! DURKA LER! LETS SCRAMBLE UP THEM RETARDO DARE SO HE CAN BE GONE DUNKA DUR!
Ty: Can it, pet, and don't you dare pull the "I'm Asian" card again. Anyway, I suggest to make a typical spam statement that makes me look funny and then go murder the emo kid. Buckey, what say you?
Buckey: Well it is my job to stop you guys from ganging up on one person as rule 11 states it, but it is easier to punish one person instead of giving punishment to everyone who should be punished for rule breaking so go ahead and bring Hunter with you. I mean really, who's going to tell me otherwise, an Ekans?
Hunter: You guys HAVE to be right I mean you are the MAJORITY and NOT the minority even though I SHOULD look at it from the minority point of view BUT I don't.
I'm not going to lie, I kind of skipped reading it cause it looked really stupid. I HOPE THERES NOTHING IMPORTANT TO THE PLOT OF THIS RICH NARRATIVE IN THERE.
Quote from: The Unhappy on Oct 19, 2012, 02:39:52 PM
The evil clique was off to do their heinous actions against Clowny upon going to the Graveyard and collecting a variety of old and rusty weapons. They swam off into the ocean to find Clowny's island. Later that morning, Clowny woke up from his slumber only to find an extremely grizzly sight. While he was sleeping, the clique had come to the island and torn both Truth and Justice to pieces and used their remains to decorate a now blood stained Christmas tree with a message in the sand that said "STOP BEING HAPPY YOU RETARDED TROLL! XD" With such a horrible thing that just happened to him, Clowny became depressed again as he would spend his Christmas alone and away from everyone once more. The clique celebrated and got drunk while praying to their heavenly god for making a poor cuddly clown miserable until the end of his days. Do not give up Clowny.... Justice.... Truth.... it will come to you.... One of these days, Clowny, one of these days. Live strong.
They saved those animals from a much more grotesque death, being eaten alive by a hillbilly clown. Also, I believe it's generally considered a rule to not use any more than three periods if you're doing that f**king pause thing. I...Don't...Know...Why...One...Would...Need...Any...More... Cousin f**ker was probably drunk too, just more like all the time. Cause he's a clown. Clowns are all suffering alcoholics.
Quote from: The Unhappy on Oct 19, 2012, 02:39:52 PM
Having being fed up with the evil clique of the Island of Misfit Plushies, Clowny decided to take the might of justice into his own hands. After making some weapons out of the island's materials and eventually made himself the Gun of Justice, a mighty armor piercer designed to wade through entire waves of enemies in a single assault. Upon completing this weapon, Clowny got on a raft of wood and managed to reach the island with ammo in hand. One by one Clowny hunted them down and terminated the evil ones with but a shot to the head which was silenced by a silencer. Within time he took down all of them except for the evil Hunter and the evil Buckey. Seemingly invulnerable to the Gun of Justice, Clowny seemed outmatched until a lightning bolt struck from the sky and hit him, giving him the power to fight the demonic and satanic duo with the might of heaven. Shortly into the battle he defeated the horrendous tyrant and his minion, bring peace to the island once and for all.
How the f**k does a clown know how to build a gun? Like, I honestly have no other question from that entire paragraph besides that. Did this clown minor in weapon smiting in clown college?
Quote from: The Unhappy on Oct 19, 2012, 02:39:52 PM
The morale of the story is this: If injustice continues for too long use every means in your arsenal to get the evil ones out of power. Remember that evil only prevails when you fail to stop them, so do it.
I think the real morale of the story is, this guy shouldn't write stories, or do drugs.
I feel so honored.
QuoteQuote from: TheLoneSpoon on Oct 22, 2012, 01:57:32 AM
f**k you
Quote from: RazorSlash on Oct 22, 2012, 01:58:38 AM
What the f**k did you just f**king say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f**king words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f**ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f**king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f**king tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f**king dead, kiddo.
Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Oct 22, 2012, 02:31:57 AM
oh so sry
Quote from: RazorSlash on Oct 22, 2012, 02:33:44 AM
It's cool bro
Sandy vaginas eh? Takes me back to my discomfort fetish days...
Anyway, cousin f**ker is actually the nickname I've recently given my new dog, who has the unfortunate habit of ejaculating on every dog he sees. He's a rather large Newfoundlander, so I think the tiny neighbour poodle is going to be crusty for a little while. Thus, when I saw you type those very words, I immediately thought "Jizz....Jizz EVERYWHERE! No Benji! Bad Dog! Think, you fool! Your dick's bigger than that entire animal!". Then I remembered I'm on the internet and I could find some human se...
Nevermind. Welcome to the forum, good first post, I'm going to go unwind.
By blowing a load.
Of boogers into a tissue, you dirty minded freak.
Plus ejaculate.
Sorry, that's the cold again. I meant I'll be having chocolate.
Which my girlfriend will lick off my cock.
Sorry, Wok. I'm making vietnamese now.
Just stick away from tube socks, man.
You say that as if he'll actually listen.
Yeah. I just feel I gotta, whether or not it makes a difference.
I'm Listening.
BANE, no, that pesticide isn't lubricant. Oh God stop
This may actually prevent him from breeding. I know it's hard to watch, but it's for the greater good, in the long run.
Oh goodness, look! A Caulking gun! Is that the German spelling? Germans make the best porn. Who knew I'd inadvertently bought German lube. Well, time to make love to the mistress! Won't she be surprised by my German lube!
Quote from: BANE on Oct 23, 2012, 03:21:04 AM
Oh goodness, look! A Caulking gun! Is that the German spelling? Germans make the best porn. Who knew I'd inadvertently bought German lube. Well, time to make love to the mistress! Won't she be surprised by my German lube!
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o.o
Quote from: BANE on Oct 23, 2012, 03:21:04 AM
Oh goodness, look! A Caulking gun! Is that the German spelling? Germans make the best porn. Who knew I'd inadvertently bought German lube. Well, time to make love to the mistress! Won't she be surprised by my German lube!
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Quote from: SiL on Oct 23, 2012, 09:57:40 AM
Stepping on a Lego brick won't kill me. I won't run from a Lego brick. But I do avoid stepping on them if I can, because it still freakin' hurts.
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Oct 23, 2012, 08:12:41 PM
Quote from: KirklandSignature on Oct 23, 2012, 08:09:05 PM
I can confirm that the saying that all black men are well endowed is TRUE.
Not always true. I remember high school days in the locker room and found that myth is false. They like to think that all black men have enormous cocks when really some of them do, and some of them don't.
Quote from: RagingDragon on Oct 23, 2012, 10:15:48 PM
Quote from: The Unhappy on Oct 23, 2012, 02:08:11 PM
The clown of sorrow missing his home. :(
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/youre-gonna-die-clown-happy-gilmore.gif
FACK.
I was so blindly teary-eyed with laughter that I couldn't even see a post two above. :D
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 23, 2012, 11:52:21 PM
FACK.
I was so blindly teary-eyed with laughter that I couldn't even see a post two above. :D
I actually almost choked from laughter :laugh: :P
QuoteQuote from: TheLoneSpoon on Oct 24, 2012, 12:11:00 AM
If you were referring to what the internet calls a "troll" then you were referring to a demographic. Watch your f**king triggers asshole. Tag that shit.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 24, 2012, 12:13:07 AM
http://gyazo.com/39b49d36d6dccf47d6e281d53ebbd0d1.png?1351037573
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 24, 2012, 12:13:07 AM
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10 seconds apart, mathafackaaaah! XD
Beatcha to the punch, RD ;)
Quote from: RazorSlash on Oct 24, 2012, 12:15:39 AM
Beatcha to the punch, RD ;)
You click mighty fast, friend.
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I bet we were all slapping our legs at the same time.
Quote from: RagingDragon on Oct 24, 2012, 12:17:26 AM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Oct 24, 2012, 12:15:39 AM
Beatcha to the punch, RD ;)
You click mighty fast, friend.
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k512/alexsaaadlife/doc-holliday-wink-gif.gif
I bet we were all slapping our legs at the same time.
I know I was slappin' dat shit purty hard
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 23, 2012, 11:42:07 PM
Quote from: B-Rad G on Aug 19, 2008, 10:42:48 PM
Give me tips to make chapther 2 better.
http://i847.photobucket.com/albums/ab35/Space-Sweeper/Various%20GIFs/lindsaylaughing2.gif
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Oct 24, 2012, 12:52:38 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 24, 2012, 12:51:59 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Oct 24, 2012, 12:49:50 AM
Quote from: SM on Oct 24, 2012, 12:31:59 AM
They're called HINTS. Please take one.
Hints of what? There are no "hints." She's a chronic liar that's all.
The hint is through her lies
She
Does not
Want
To f**k you
Who said I wanted to? We're only friends.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 24, 2012, 12:52:56 AM
THEN WHY THE f**k ARE YOU POSTING ABOUT IT HERE
Quote from: SM on Oct 24, 2012, 01:16:11 AM
One! One wonderful dick! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!!!
http://ndrichardson.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Count.jpg
Quote from: RazorSlash on Oct 23, 2012, 07:55:34 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Oct 23, 2012, 07:53:04 PM
Vote Rick Grimes
(https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/2749203740/ed93637696068550060fce30cf24f182.jpeg)
Let the Ricktatorship begin....
Well, Rick, you changed my opinion of you with that.
Spoiler
You have now
lost my vote.
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VENGEANCE(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fnbp6L.png&hash=3e91f44605b87853d6dc09ae99f8d07e0c03121d)
HAHAHA!1!
Quote from: ShadowPred on Oct 24, 2012, 04:44:17 AM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Oct 23, 2012, 07:55:34 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Oct 23, 2012, 07:53:04 PM
Vote Rick Grimes
(https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/2749203740/ed93637696068550060fce30cf24f182.jpeg)
Let the Ricktatorship begin....
Well, Rick, you changed my opinion of you with that.
Spoiler
You have now
lost my vote.
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VENGEANCE(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fnbp6L.png&hash=3e91f44605b87853d6dc09ae99f8d07e0c03121d)
HAHAHA!1!
RazorSlash has employed the hilarious properties of the super-closeup. :laugh: They are powerful indeed!
It's extra hilarious because of this.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Oct 23, 2012, 01:00:57 AM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Oct 23, 2012, 12:58:59 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Oct 23, 2012, 12:57:32 AM
RazorSlash, I ate poundcake for snacks today. Feels good to eat the monster you created.
PRNDCEKS, NAAAAAAAAAAAAW
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OMFG, LMAO!!!
Quote from: ShadowPred on Oct 24, 2012, 05:01:17 AM
It's extra hilarious because of this.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Oct 23, 2012, 01:00:57 AM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Oct 23, 2012, 12:58:59 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Oct 23, 2012, 12:57:32 AM
RazorSlash, I ate poundcake for snacks today. Feels good to eat the monster you created.
PRNDCEKS, NAAAAAAAAAAAAW
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OMFG, LMAO!!!
Look at this. You get them together like this. They're just so full of energy and excited; they become hilarious.
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Quote from: Amaterasu on Oct 20, 2012, 04:21:32 AM
Quote from: Predaker on Oct 20, 2012, 02:07:09 AM
I suspect Hicks will be alive in part 1 of the campaign but he will go down when the Sephora and the Sulaco crash 'n burn on LV-426.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m57rdwJW0t1qii6tmo1_500.gif
See?^ HAHAAHA
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 24, 2012, 08:29:12 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Oct 24, 2012, 08:27:30 PM
Quote from: Endless Suffering is I on Oct 24, 2012, 08:25:45 PM
It'll only fit my head. :(
Which is a perfect size since you're brain-dead.
Rick, mah nigga!
http://i847.photobucket.com/albums/ab35/Space-Sweeper/Various%20GIFs/MauryLaughing.gif
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 24, 2012, 10:18:37 PM
Let me tell you the truth about Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion... from the words of the man himself:
"Do you have ANY idea what it is like to be THAT GUY? Any GENUINE idea? To BE that one guy banned from so many places and have your reputation slandered on all the f**king time with obviously false information? I can tell you, from experience, it sucks nasty sweaty walrus testicles dipped in e. coli drenched horse manure! To see it over and over again is like repeated stabbing in the heart. Out of the bunch TK had the most respectable people and was the first site I ever joined with a lot of things I contributed over the years. How many of you have been banned from a f**king FANDOM? Anyone? No really, ANYONE? Nobody? So really none of you do not understand what it is like; all that pain, sorrow, anger, frustration, rage, all of it unable to ever be fulfilled because your only crime was meeting people!"
http://oi48.tinypic.com/5u2tj4.jpg
And do you ACCEPT this man's FORCED RESIGNATION!?
And do you ACCEPT HIS FORCED RESIGNATION FROM ALL OF THESE BOARDS?!
We take Galaxy from the Exiled! Those who bitch! Oppressors of all sane discussion who have kept you down with their whiny drivel, and we give it back to you... the people. Galaxy is yours! None shall interfere, do as you please... but START BY REPORTING THE EXILE OF TK, AND RELIEVING THE OPPRESSED!
STEP FORWARD, THOSE WHO WOULD SERVE! For an army will be raised. The Exile will be ripped from his member-access nest AND CAST OUT INTO THE COLD WORLD THAT HE DOES NOT KNOW, but will endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be ENJOYED. Twin Drive blood will be shed. The MODS will exercise as the serve TRUE JUSTICE.
This GREAT WEBSITE... it will endure.
Galaxy will survive.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 24, 2012, 10:19:35 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 24, 2012, 10:18:37 PM
Let me tell you the truth about Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion... from the words of the man himself:
"Do you have ANY idea what it is like to be THAT GUY? Any GENUINE idea? To BE that one guy banned from so many places and have your reputation slandered on all the f**king time with obviously false information? I can tell you, from experience, it sucks nasty sweaty walrus testicles dipped in e. coli drenched horse manure! To see it over and over again is like repeated stabbing in the heart. Out of the bunch TK had the most respectable people and was the first site I ever joined with a lot of things I contributed over the years. How many of you have been banned from a f**king FANDOM? Anyone? No really, ANYONE? Nobody? So really none of you do not understand what it is like; all that pain, sorrow, anger, frustration, rage, all of it unable to ever be fulfilled because your only crime was meeting people!"
http://oi48.tinypic.com/5u2tj4.jpg
And do you ACCEPT this man's FORCED RESIGNATION!?
And do you ACCEPT HIS FORCED RESIGNATION FROM ALL OF THESE BOARDS?!
We take Galaxy from the Exiled! Those who bitch! Oppressors of all sane discussion who have kept you down with their whiny drivel, and we give it back to you... the people. Galaxy is yours! None shall interfere, do as you please... but START BY REPORTING THE EXILE OF TK, AND RELIEVING THE OPPRESSED!
STEP FORWARD, THOSE WHO WOULD SERVE! For an army will be raised. The Exile will be ripped from his member-access nest AND CAST OUT INTO THE COLD WORLD THAT HE DOES NOT KNOW, but will endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be ENJOYED. Twin Drive blood will be shed. The MODS will exercise as the serve TRUE JUSTICE.
This GREAT WEBSITE... it will endure.
Galaxy will survive.
...
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgifsforum.com%2Fimages%2Fgif%2Fdid%2520not%2520read%2Fgrand%2Fdidnt_read_sax_gif.gif&hash=f002ecb7b07c75f89d6655a86b8569472cc016e2)
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 24, 2012, 10:19:35 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 24, 2012, 10:18:37 PM
Let me tell you the truth about Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion... from the words of the man himself:
"Do you have ANY idea what it is like to be THAT GUY? Any GENUINE idea? To BE that one guy banned from so many places and have your reputation slandered on all the f**king time with obviously false information? I can tell you, from experience, it sucks nasty sweaty walrus testicles dipped in e. coli drenched horse manure! To see it over and over again is like repeated stabbing in the heart. Out of the bunch TK had the most respectable people and was the first site I ever joined with a lot of things I contributed over the years. How many of you have been banned from a f**king FANDOM? Anyone? No really, ANYONE? Nobody? So really none of you do not understand what it is like; all that pain, sorrow, anger, frustration, rage, all of it unable to ever be fulfilled because your only crime was meeting people!"
http://oi48.tinypic.com/5u2tj4.jpg
And do you ACCEPT this man's FORCED RESIGNATION!?
And do you ACCEPT HIS FORCED RESIGNATION FROM ALL OF THESE BOARDS?!
We take Galaxy from the Exiled! Those who bitch! Oppressors of all sane discussion who have kept you down with their whiny drivel, and we give it back to you... the people. Galaxy is yours! None shall interfere, do as you please... but START BY REPORTING THE EXILE OF TK, AND RELIEVING THE OPPRESSED!
STEP FORWARD, THOSE WHO WOULD SERVE! For an army will be raised. The Exile will be ripped from his member-access nest AND CAST OUT INTO THE COLD WORLD THAT HE DOES NOT KNOW, but will endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be ENJOYED. Twin Drive blood will be shed. The MODS will exercise as the serve TRUE JUSTICE.
This GREAT WEBSITE... it will endure.
Galaxy will survive.
...
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgifsforum.com%2Fimages%2Fgif%2Fdid%2520not%2520read%2Fgrand%2Fdidnt_read_sax_gif.gif&hash=f002ecb7b07c75f89d6655a86b8569472cc016e2)
Quote from: RazorSlash on Oct 24, 2012, 10:51:17 PM
DESHI! DESHI!
BASARA! BASARA!
DESHI! DESHI!
BASARA! BASARA!
DESHI! DESHI!
BASARA! BASARA!
DESHIDESHI BASARA BASARA
DESHIDESHI BASARA BASARA
DESHIDESHI BASARA BASARA
This was in response to Sweeper's Bane post, and it took me forever to figure out wtf he was saying. Once I figured it out, read it perfectly in my head and laughed at myself for awhile.
Good word choice, you clever little bastard.
Quote from: ikarop on Oct 24, 2012, 11:15:32 PM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Oct 24, 2012, 10:17:20 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Oct 24, 2012, 10:13:43 PM
You need to change it to Pitchford and the ACM box :P
THIS needs to happen right now.
NEVER. I'm a gentleman. http://imageshack.us/a/img248/8450/tophugger.png
Quote from: KNIGHT on Oct 24, 2012, 09:56:02 PM
Quote from: Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion on Oct 24, 2012, 09:50:30 PM
This story is not worth an epic read. I just want to let it die.
It's not the only thing I just want to see die.
ZING!
No but seriously why the f**k are you still here.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 25, 2012, 03:59:13 AM
Quote from: KNIGHT on Oct 24, 2012, 09:56:02 PM
Quote from: Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion on Oct 24, 2012, 09:50:30 PM
This story is not worth an epic read. I just want to let it die.
It's not the only thing I just want to see die.
ZING!
No but seriously why the f**k are you still here.
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OH GOD! :laugh:
Quote from: whiterabbit on Oct 25, 2012, 03:54:28 AM
Quote from: SM on Oct 25, 2012, 01:36:18 AM
QuoteScardyFox, RagingDragon... hey is their a pattern here.
Why do you ask TwoDogs - erm I mean WhiteRabbit?
I know right, we have awesome nicks.
By the way what is SM? I keep on thinking it's sailor moon.
Quote from: Aspie on Oct 25, 2012, 04:31:36 AM
Quote from: whiterabbit on Oct 25, 2012, 03:54:28 AM
Quote from: SM on Oct 25, 2012, 01:36:18 AM
QuoteScardyFox, RagingDragon... hey is their a pattern here.
Why do you ask TwoDogs - erm I mean WhiteRabbit?
I know right, we have awesome nicks.
By the way what is SM? I keep on thinking it's sailor moon.
Jesus :laugh: I have died laughing. I'm dead.
Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Oct 23, 2012, 04:49:46 PM
I f**king love this show. I need to stop being an illiterate f**k and read the books though.
Quote from: Effectz on Oct 26, 2012, 02:22:23 AM
Quote from: Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion on Oct 26, 2012, 01:44:48 AM
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Quote from: BANE on Oct 26, 2012, 03:02:40 AM
Quote from: Effectz on Oct 26, 2012, 03:00:56 AM
Quote from: BANE on Oct 26, 2012, 02:57:36 AM
How old are you, Effectz?
EDIT: Alright, f**k the easy way out of looking at your profile, I'm going to initiate a conversation about it with this 26 year old.
I'm not stupid.
Did you just check my profile you pervert.
Yes, and I feel so dirty.
That last post sealed the deal. It's official.
I'm asking Effectz to the f**king Galaxy Sadie Hawkins dance.
Spoiler
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Quote from: RazorSlash on Oct 26, 2012, 07:47:57 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Oct 26, 2012, 07:45:13 PM
f**k the bees and Oprah gifs, vote me and it's free beer for everybody!!!
But I don't drink.
So now I have even more a reason not to vote for you!
Spoiler
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EVERY. f**kING. TIME.
LULZ!!!
Quote from: Pred-man201 on Oct 27, 2012, 02:31:31 AM
Quote from: Vickers on Oct 27, 2012, 02:30:42 AM
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Quote from: Pred-man201 on Oct 27, 2012, 01:39:13 AM
Hey guys its me again just wanted to know if anyone can make a set of this sexy babe nicki minaj and on the sig i would like NICKI MINAJ <3 in an awesome font thankyou to the person who does this :)
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Sig:
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No need to credit me for these. Your gratitude is reward enough. :)
Love the sig but can you do the avatar i posted i updated it :)
http://i48.tinypic.com/6syyc8.jpg
not of the camel of her face please
I got inspired by Laufey. ;)
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And my dislike for Nicki Minaj.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Oct 28, 2012, 03:15:51 PM
Quote from: Eva on Oct 28, 2012, 01:18:42 PM
:D
Poor ShadowPred... If Zooey doesn't make it.... well, there's always Katy Perry.
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 29, 2012, 07:16:44 AMQuote from: Salt The Fries on Oct 29, 2012, 06:41:22 AM
Bond, like Star Wars, is my most despised franchise ever (don't worry, I got a flameshield), and I'd say I've seen at least 17 out of 23 Bond movies (if not all of them). Of course not everything I despised, Sean Connery stuff the least, plus some odd ones every now and then, but Roger Moore to me was the very worst. Wooden acting, wooden, stiff (and unlikable) face. But it's not like
Thank god this post just ended abruptly.
Quote from: Laufey on Oct 29, 2012, 12:15:01 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 29, 2012, 07:16:44 AMQuote from: Salt The Fries on Oct 29, 2012, 06:41:22 AM
Bond, like Star Wars, is my most despised franchise ever (don't worry, I got a flameshield), and I'd say I've seen at least 17 out of 23 Bond movies (if not all of them). Of course not everything I despised, Sean Connery stuff the least, plus some odd ones every now and then, but Roger Moore to me was the very worst. Wooden acting, wooden, stiff (and unlikable) face. But it's not like
Thank god this post just ended abruptly.
:laugh:
Quote from: First Blood on Oct 15, 2012, 04:11:35 PM
A dream that TK was never mentioned on these boards ag-
Quote from: TK Junkie on Oct 15, 2012, 04:02:04 PM
Another dream of posting in the magical golden amazing paradise that is TK.
^ This gave me a nice laugh to remember as the next three pages of the thread felt like having my head slammed repeatedly in a car door.
Had to spoiler all of that crap below, god those posts.
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Quote from: Malakak on Oct 29, 2012, 09:41:10 AM
Or have I uncovered it all because Ive been allowed pieces of the puzzle and even I am manipulating you by telling you only a fraction of the truth like David does. What I choose to believe is the complete truth to me... because we cant know at this point. There have been a few things i got right and deliberately let slip but I may only be knowledgeable about the broad strokes and could have been deceived or have deceived myself along the way. Much of it has become my belief.
Ive worked things out for myself but I`m following orders. I may be attempting to explain, manipulate, and control the responses to Prometheus in a way similar to how there were people on this site apologizing for AVP after the release. However I`m explaining to help explain and get other theories going, not to apologize.
I warned you beforehand about new things, it not being Lv-426, and was one of the first people to reveal it occurs near the same planet on this account; Also that FTL and Weyland corp would feature at a time when people were doubting the links to the series after the title was announced. I set up some false expectations of my own that could be red herrings; while the Atlantis theories could be very true...
Only my thesis for now, but what ive been allowed to see and pieces i may have picked up along the way.
It could be true and because its what I choose to believe and follow Im never lying...
And my keyboard`s broken.
So yeah, my perspective can be a little biased but Im still doing what the movie tells you to do. Choose the answer for yourself. My answer for the similarities to AVP links into my answer for almost every other question so it`s more like a thesis than a theory.
Quote from: SiL on Oct 29, 2012, 10:03:03 AM
You're a loon.
Quote from: Malakak on Oct 29, 2012, 11:05:18 AM
Everything about and around this movie is semi-fake, except for David who is semi-fake too but secretly becoming a real boy (Pinnochio reference). On his path to becoming more human than the humans of the crew... minus Shaw and janek.
Janek tells it as it is and is a character that Freud would call just a cigar, even though he hides some minor things to do with his resignation of control over the situation. he just flies the ship until he has to act and make a leadership call that Vickers cannot. A sacrifice Vickers was unwilling to make, explaining the difference in their true characters.
On the surface Janek was interested in Vickers because of their apparent similarities, but by the end he knows shes about to run away from the choice he has to make and gives her enough time to escape. She reveals her true character deep down and the fact that she is not as calm and in control as she appears to be-- she simply liked to minimize risk because she sucks at controlling situations. Just like how Ravel or Chance says Janek is a shitty pilot. He`s more suited for the captain or leadership position. Weyland and David were really in control.
The Prometheus escape didn`t do Vickers any good because she proved she isn`t even actually in control of herself and cant instinctively and logically survive a situation like Shaw can. She was always gonna face the music. Showing her true lack of control over situations and inability to think quickly, instinctively, and logically at the same time when the Juggernaut crushed her.
Shaw displays this throughout the film and David didn`t think she had it in her at first.
Quote from: Master on Oct 29, 2012, 03:29:39 PM
Your mumbling have no substance and in fact starts becoming disturbing.
Prometheus board, you sly dog! I forgot how truly hilarious you could be.
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Quote from: RazorSlash on Oct 31, 2012, 10:08:24 PM
Hey, man, we don't question what turns you on. For some it's big tits, others it's your parents watching you vigorously masturbate to Ned Flanders cosplay. Everyone's got their own tastes
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 31, 2012, 10:17:11 PM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Oct 31, 2012, 10:08:24 PM
Hey, man, we don't question what turns you on. For some it's big tits, others it's your parents watching you vigorously masturbate to Ned Flanders cosplay. Everyone's got their own tastes
http://i847.photobucket.com/albums/ab35/Space-Sweeper/Various%20GIFs/MauryLaughing.gif
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 01, 2012, 03:54:15 AM
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 01, 2012, 03:14:02 AM
I'd be up for doing it tonight.
*smacks Sweeper on the ass* I know.
I know.
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Dis place really is something hilarious. This shit really is grand. We've got to be having too much of a good time.
They're going to come shut us down for this.Happy Halloween everybody. You knew I would turn into something. Anyone see the moon tonight? Beautiful...
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DAT RAGINGMAURY!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Quote from: Predaker on Nov 02, 2012, 10:57:10 PM
Google origami and make something cheap and romantic with paper.
I'm no good at origami :'(
Then get good a cunnilingus.
The f**k is that??
Eating her out.
With zest!
Exactly! See Rick, this is why you're having trouble with this girl! You don't know that cunnilingus is!
I never did that to a girl before. I'm scared to find out what it will feel/taste like.
Be brave. Follow your heart, your mind, and your tongue...
:laugh:
I'm just watching the thread as it gets worse and worse.
And it all started with a lightsaber and saltine crackers.
Quote from: Eva on Nov 03, 2012, 02:24:22 PM
Quote from: Amaterasu on Nov 03, 2012, 06:00:17 AM
What in the goddamn is happening here? :D
The Grimenator seems to experience a slight malfunction and it's wasting ammo in the Galaxy Tech Noir. Despite what objectives it was programmed with by Fapnet, its targeting system seems to be locking on unsuspecting females, so... (*grabs Amaterasu's hand) - come with me, if you wanna live!
I'm too lazy to quote
all of them right now, but the
Pics of youself thread pages 713 - 715.
My sides. :laugh:
Quote from: SM on Nov 02, 2012, 04:23:45 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Nov 02, 2012, 04:02:36 AM
How would you know how your cat feels? Have you even biehn a cat?
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Everybody wants to beihn a cat...
The following has been edited together for the appropriate cinematic presentation:Quote from: Aspie on Nov 06, 2012, 05:09:41 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 06, 2012, 05:08:58 AM
I found some lint in my bellybutton.
I bid that!
Go make some sliders and bid those.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 06, 2012, 05:10:44 AM
Nah, man. Those're worth way more than you.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 06, 2012, 05:11:46 AM
HOW MANY f**kING TIMES WITH THE SLIDERS
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 06, 2012, 05:16:20 AM
I don't know, man.
I just can't stop making 'em.
Quote from: RazorSlash on Nov 06, 2012, 05:17:07 AM
...Iwantsomesliders
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 06, 2012, 05:17:37 AM
Ask Sweepers for some.
Quote from: RazorSlash on Nov 06, 2012, 05:22:00 AM
...
Sweeeeeps
Can I get some sliderrrrrs
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 06, 2012, 05:23:09 AM
Sweepums, I want sum sllllllllllidersssss tooooooooo....
Quote from: ShadowPred on Nov 06, 2012, 05:23:42 AM
THEY'VE TURNED INTO ZOMBIES!!!
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 06, 2012, 05:24:14 AM
I'd like some griiiiiiled chesssssssss.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 06, 2012, 05:25:17 AM
Yes. :)
Just don't ask SpaceMarines for them,
I am the one who makes the sliders.
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Quote from: RazorSlash on Nov 06, 2012, 05:25:46 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 06, 2012, 05:25:17 AM
Yes. :)
I love you.
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 06, 2012, 05:25:17 AM
Yes. :)
Just don't ask SpaceMarines for them,
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I am the one who makes the sliders.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmNU8blUwms#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmNU8blUwms#ws)
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 06, 2012, 05:28:06 AM
But I was told that SpaceMarines sliders taste better
Quote from: RazorSlash on Nov 06, 2012, 05:29:56 AM
YOU FOOL, YOU'LL MAKE SWEEPS KILL US ALL
DON"T MAKE THIS A REPEAT OF THE GREAT SLIDER WAR OF 2001
So much blood..
S-So..much blood..
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 06, 2012, 05:30:56 AM
NightmareAsylum said Spacemarines had the better tasting sliders.
Quote from: RazorSlash on Nov 06, 2012, 05:31:47 AM
DAMNIT, ASPIE, HE'LL KILL NIGHTMARE ASY-
Wait...isn't he my arch nemesis for now...
...YES, NIGHTMARE ASYLUM IS SAYING SUCH THINGS.
SO MUCH THINGS.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 06, 2012, 05:32:05 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 06, 2012, 05:28:06 AM
But I was told that SpaceMarines sliders taste better
That's right.
So much better.
So much... juicier.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 06, 2012, 05:34:20 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 06, 2012, 05:28:06 AM
But I was told that SpaceMarines sliders taste better
Then I'm afraid I must inform you: what you've been told is wrong. My Sweeper Sliders are a burger unbeat. It is the purest, most chemically and tastefully sound product on the market, anywhere. 99.1% pure beef, to be exact. Real Canadian bacon. Pure orange cheddar. What you're buying from this... chump SpaceMarines? It's not even on the same chart. It's grade school t-ball versus the New York Yankees. His is just some tepid off-brand generic cola. What I'm making is Classic Coke.
Quote from: RazorSlash on Nov 06, 2012, 05:35:25 AM
Mr. Sweeper, Mr. Sweeper! How do you respond to the accusations of cocaine being inserted into your sliders to cause consumers to want more?
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 06, 2012, 05:37:28 AM
Heh.
I need to respond to that? My customers know what brings them back to Sweeper Sliders. It's on the package. And if they find it hard to believe that, it's in their mouths. My customers know what they want, and we provide.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 06, 2012, 05:38:01 AM
Dude, what I'm makin', it's f**kin' thrilla Vanilla Coca-Cola. It's f**kin' killa.
You, what you're making, yeah, sure, it's pretty damn good. It's the Classic, man, afterall.
But, me, what I got, it's more... refined. It's a bit more, elegant, if you will. For those who want something more than the run of the mill.
Quote from: RazorSlash on Nov 06, 2012, 05:38:38 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 06, 2012, 05:37:28 AMMy customers know what brings them back to Sweeper Sliders. It's on the package.
"INGREDIENTS: Beef, Cheese, Cocaine, Wheat..."
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 06, 2012, 05:38:56 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 06, 2012, 05:34:20 AM
Then I'm afraid I must inform you: what you've been told is wrong. My Sweeper Sliders are a burger unbeat. It is the purest, most chemically and tastefully sound product on the market, anywhere. 99.1% pure beef, to be exact. Real Canadian bacon. Pure orange cheddar. What you're buying from this... chump SpaceMarines? It's not even on the same chart. It's grade school t-ball versus the New York Yankees. His is just some tepid off-brand generic cola. What I'm making is Classic Coke.
According to SpaceMarines, the Yankees got swept in the playoffs this year. I don't know what that means, but...
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 06, 2012, 05:40:49 AM
Okay, Aspie, now you're just trying to instigate shit, probably to make us forget how much you suck.
But you can't make us forget.
There are a few constants in this universe; c is the speed limit, thermodynamics can't be broken, and Apsie will forever suck.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 06, 2012, 05:42:10 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 06, 2012, 05:38:01 AM
Dude, what I'm makin', it's f**kin' thrilla Vanilla Coca-Cola. It's f**kin' killa.
You, what you're making, yeah, sure, it's pretty damn good. It's the Classic, man, afterall.
But, me, what I got, it's more... refined. It's a bit more, elegant, if you will. For those who want something more than the run of the mill.
Run of the mill. Funny, coming from a brand knock-off that will enjoy a few weeks, months if it's lucky, at the local corner store, then disappear before anybody can recall the taste again. There's nothing more refined then a classic, that's why it's a classic. You're just the colour injected into a black and white fil--
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 06, 2012, 05:40:49 AM
Okay, Aspie, now you're just trying to instigate shit, probably to make us forget how much you suck.
But you can't make us forget.
There are a few constants in this universe; c is the speed limit, thermodynamics can't be broken, and Apsie will forever suck.
Yeah, Jesus Aspie, f**k you. Shut up. You suck.
Shut the f**k up. :)
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 06, 2012, 05:45:06 AM
All I'm saying, is that we need proof on whose is better.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 06, 2012, 05:45:39 AM
Well, glad we've found some common ground.
Let's put aside our petty differences, and join forces. Together, our sliders would be unstoppable.
The energy now freed up can finally be turned back to its more productive use;
Reminding Aspie that he sucks.
Quote from: RazorSlash on Nov 06, 2012, 05:46:21 AM
And then the slider can have double the cocaine!
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 06, 2012, 05:47:32 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 06, 2012, 05:45:06 AM
All I'm saying, is that we need proof on whose is better.
A man who cannot trust his own mouth to make that choice is not a man I wish to consume my product.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 06, 2012, 05:45:39 AM
Well, glad we've found some common ground.
Let's put aside our petty differences, and join forces. Together, our sliders would be unstoppable.
The energy now freed up can finally be turned back to its more productive use;
Reminding Aspie that he sucks.
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Quote from: Aspie on Nov 06, 2012, 05:50:23 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 06, 2012, 05:47:32 AM
A man who cannot trust his own mouth to make that choice is not a man I wish to consume my product.
I havent tasted it!
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 06, 2012, 05:52:19 AM
Shut up, Aspie.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 06, 2012, 05:52:49 AM
Yeah, shut up, Aspie.
Quote from: RazorSlash on Nov 06, 2012, 05:45:31 AM
And, just like that, the universe became calm once more. After a long, heated battle in which friends became enemies, enemies became friends again, all under the fact that Aspie does, indeed, suck. In each generation, each world, each universe, and each dimension, there is one, true definite: Aspie sucks.
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Directed by
Christopher Nolan.
Executive Producer
Vince Gilligan
Starring
Daniel Craig as Space Marines,
Robert Downey Jr. as Space Sweeper,
Jack McBrayer as RazorSlash
and Shia LaBeouf as Aspie
Quote from: First Blood on Nov 06, 2012, 06:21:30 PM
Quote from: Arcangel on Nov 06, 2012, 04:18:15 AM
What if xenomorphs are just dinosaurs who were blown off planet by the meteor blast whose dna evolved to survive in the vaccum of space?! o.O
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I was capsizing
My favorite compare: 8)
Quote from: Predaker on Nov 09, 2012, 02:31:15 AM
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Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 08, 2012, 10:44:10 PM
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in all actuality, this has the potential to be awesome, and the potential to suck
No shit. Doesn't every single movie ever?
Quote from: Magegg on Nov 09, 2012, 04:07:40 AM
Because they killed off Newt, Hicks and Bishop, that made no sense >:(
Quote from: SM on Nov 09, 2012, 04:27:39 AM
People die in crashes.
SM is freaking awesome.
SM speaks only the logical truth.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Nov 09, 2012, 04:30:40 AM
Quote from: Magegg on Nov 09, 2012, 04:07:40 AM
Because they killed off Newt, Hicks and Bishop, that made no sense >:(
Quote from: SM on Nov 09, 2012, 04:27:39 AM
People die in crashes.
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Quote from: Eva on Nov 09, 2012, 01:42:59 PM
Quote from: Laufey on Nov 09, 2012, 01:37:10 PM
Quote from: Eva on Nov 09, 2012, 01:33:10 PMOh, why am I still talking about this? What nut brought this subject up? Me...? Ohhh...... :P
First dreams of being a mental patient and now this? Better watch yourself or this is gonna be you when you're 30.
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Yeah, I remember what happened the last time...
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Quote from: Laufey on Nov 09, 2012, 11:24:44 PM
I also started reading the book a while ago, but didn't get more than a few pages in before I lost it.
Quote from: Laufey on Nov 09, 2012, 11:27:58 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2012, 11:27:13 PM
King is kinda slow like that. Wait until it kicks in.
No, I really lost the book. :laugh:
Quote from: Blacklabel on Nov 10, 2012, 05:16:13 AM
Quote from: Arcangel on Nov 10, 2012, 04:51:05 AM
You forgot my ammendment. It's "If you choose to practice Altruism, That's fine. I won't attempt to persuade you." Then that objectivists won't view you as a true man/woman. (yes, there is a difference between a Man/Woman and a human. Neither does male/female mean the same thing.)
Thank you. We are all feeling enlightened right now.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 09, 2012, 02:04:41 PM
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Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Nov 09, 2012, 11:29:26 PM
Quote from: Laufey on Nov 09, 2012, 11:24:44 PM
I also started reading the book a while ago, but didn't get more than a few pages in before I lost it.
Quote from: Laufey on Nov 09, 2012, 11:27:58 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2012, 11:27:13 PM
King is kinda slow like that. Wait until it kicks in.
No, I really lost the book. :laugh:
LMFAO, came here to post that!
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Nov 11, 2012, 04:42:45 AM
Quote from: Laufey on Nov 10, 2012, 11:22:22 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Nov 10, 2012, 11:18:08 PMLaufey...your theater sucks :-\
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Perfect, man. Brings tears to my eye :')
Not gonna lie, this made me lol.
Quote from: Eva on Nov 11, 2012, 09:09:14 PM
Quote from: Laufey on Nov 11, 2012, 09:00:57 PM
Quote from: Eva on Nov 11, 2012, 08:55:26 PMYou guys are soo lucky I don't know where to find a gif of the Winchesters getting their asses kicked :D
No worries, we have those too. ;)
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Quote from: First Blood on Nov 11, 2012, 09:00:23 PM
Quote from: Eva on Nov 11, 2012, 08:55:26 PM
You guys are soo lucky I don't know where to find a gif of the Winchesters getting their asses kicked :D
I think this would suffice. :laugh:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ldlesJOW1r1gkkg.gif
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Quote from: First Blood on Nov 11, 2012, 09:11:19 PM
Quote from: Eva on Nov 11, 2012, 09:09:14 PM
Quote from: Laufey on Nov 11, 2012, 09:00:57 PM
Quote from: Eva on Nov 11, 2012, 08:55:26 PMYou guys are soo lucky I don't know where to find a gif of the Winchesters getting their asses kicked :D
No worries, we have those too. ;)
Spoiler
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Quote from: First Blood on Nov 11, 2012, 09:00:23 PM
Quote from: Eva on Nov 11, 2012, 08:55:26 PM
You guys are soo lucky I don't know where to find a gif of the Winchesters getting their asses kicked :D
I think this would suffice. :laugh:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ldlesJOW1r1gkkg.gif
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HAHAHAHA
Quote from: Terx2 on Nov 13, 2012, 12:47:12 AM
I had a dream that this site was monitored by the government because Aspie was a threat to national security? :-\
I don't even know who Terx2 is :p
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 13, 2012, 04:31:02 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Nov 13, 2012, 12:47:12 AM
I had a dream that this site was monitored by the government because Aspie was a threat to national security? :-\
I don't even know who Terx2 is :p
A long time ago, in a thread page far far away...
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jul 14, 2011, 09:50:21 AM
The Name of the Rose - 8/10
Christian Slater is so f**king irritating in there!
The beginning of the purest of hatreds...
Awesome. I love the guy.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Freplygif.net%2Fi%2F479&hash=7d4ee1d48fe7d7af85fbd17e3ac767d30001449a)
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 15, 2012, 05:41:19 PM
Intentional or not, I think the title of this thread has the best, BEST pun on Damon's name we have yet.
Quote from: RagingDragon on Nov 15, 2012, 06:15:25 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 15, 2012, 05:41:19 PM
Intentional or not, I think the title of this thread has the best, BEST pun on Damon's name we have yet.
IGG NOTH .. DAEEMON HAER!
Spoiler
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Quote from: ikarop on Nov 15, 2012, 07:03:27 PM
Now you will never know if it was unintentional or not.
Spoiler
Quote from: SM on Sep 03, 2009, 01:57:36 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Sep 03, 2009, 01:51:00 AM
I think that the Na'vi design is a bit unimaginative and unoriginal, kinda like blue elves with tails, but the film itself looks kick-ass. Good CGI, seems like an interesting story, awesome looking action scenes, and it has space marines. I LOVE space marines.
Never woulda guessed.
OH MY GOD, I FOUND MY FIRST HEAD EXPLOSION!
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Sep 26, 2009, 03:45:58 AM
I would like it to mostly be unknown actors, which worked well with the other films. However, I think that it should have Sam Neill (because I've loved him ever since I saw Jurassic Park for the first time, and he's about due for another film; the last thing he's been in was a CBC miniseries) and Sharlto Copley (from District 9). Both men are great actors, and I love the South African accent that Copley has.
P.S. Someone suggested Vin Diesel? Vin Diesel? AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!-BOOM! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA)
They were somewhat more hyperactive times.
We should try an bring them back. The ol' insanity was mighty fun.
*kicks TJ Doc in the shin*
*looks down; looks back up*
Really?
*slaps SpaceMarines*
*rebounds slightly, holding hand up to face, mouth slightly open in shock*
My Gods, man! That was uncalled for!
*starts crying inconsolably*
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 17, 2012, 01:40:56 AM
*kicks TJ Doc in the shin*
Quote from: TJ Doc on Nov 17, 2012, 01:48:10 AM
*looks down; looks back up*
Really?
*slaps SpaceMarines*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrQ2pKMwQC4#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrQ2pKMwQC4#ws)
Woah, hold it!
*runs over to 'Rines; places hand on shoulder*
Sorry man, didn't think I hit you that hard. You okay?
*grabs TJ Doc's hand, twists it*
Fooled you!
*places boot in base of TJ Doc's spine, pushes to ground*
Now for some tobogganing...
ohgodpleasenotthis
*desperately tries to wriggle free*
motherfu-
*reverse kicks 'Rines in the ass, knocking him off; springs up*
The next one's going right up your dickhole!
I'm a hockey player, man! I always got a can on.
*jumps into air, double roundhouse kicks TJ Doc, once in the face, once in the gut*
You're just lucky I left my skates at home!
*recovers; wipes blood from chin*
I call your bluff!
*punches 'Rines square in the junk; hand EXPLODES on impact*
ooh... that was really stupid
*stands triumphantly, hands on hips, chest thrust forward, head back*
AH-HA-HA-HA-HA! You fool! You're just lucky I have to go now.
*whisks away into the space between spaces*
But this isn't oveeeeeeerrrrrr!!!!!
*watches 'Rines leave*
Oh, you've got that right. Just you wait. I've got a surprise in store.
*pulls out the chainsaw made from bees; attaches it to gushing arm stump*
... Groobee.
I'd put the entire exchange in this thread, but it's already here :laugh:
Quote from: TJ Doc on Nov 17, 2012, 02:20:12 AM
*pulls out the chainsaw made from bees; attaches it to gushing arm stump*
... Groobee.
IT IS BACK.
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Nov 17, 2012, 03:04:00 PM
There's a bunch of perverted psychopaths on here.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 17, 2012, 03:19:00 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Jul 26, 2012, 03:33:13 AM
Do you find young Scarlett Johansson creepy as well?
http://thecount.com/wp-content/uploads/scarlett-johansson-5.jpg
Look at jail bait ScarJo...
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 18, 2012, 10:16:16 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 18, 2012, 09:56:54 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 18, 2012, 09:51:20 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Nov 18, 2012, 02:49:09 AM
dead people porn,
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xE-mYk_rTEw/UDEwU0W903I/AAAAAAAACYg/61jJLZQgcNQ/s1600/WHUT.gif
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Quote from: Master Chief on Nov 21, 2012, 03:21:28 PM
I need some help. I've tried doing what Rick does, but for some reason women want to be more than friends. How do I get into their friendzone?
Found this while looking back through an old Christmas thread:
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Nov 28, 2010, 12:48:42 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 27, 2010, 11:45:06 PM
My birthday is only 10 days after Christmas- my list is merged. ;D
So its December 35! :o
:laugh:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 23, 2012, 05:04:35 AM
Found this while looking back through an old Christmas thread:
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Nov 28, 2010, 12:48:42 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 27, 2010, 11:45:06 PM
My birthday is only 10 days after Christmas- my list is merged. ;D
So its December 35! :o
:laugh:
Shut the f**k up and go to bed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwCZjGO6HIA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwCZjGO6HIA#)
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 23, 2012, 05:24:28 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwCZjGO6HIA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwCZjGO6HIA#)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmygQr_hBLM#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmygQr_hBLM#ws)
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 23, 2012, 05:43:26 AM
Quote from: EEV2650 on Nov 23, 2012, 05:40:29 AM
Oh Shit! I just saw you are only 17! OMG! OMG! Please God forgive me!
santa's lap
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does not discriminate
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 23, 2012, 05:27:59 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 23, 2012, 05:24:28 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwCZjGO6HIA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwCZjGO6HIA#)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmygQr_hBLM#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmygQr_hBLM#ws)
Chorus is pretty informative.
I'ma I'ma Badass I'ma I'ma badass HEEEEEEEEYYYY.
wut
Quote from: Eva on Nov 24, 2012, 12:21:49 AM
The Galaxy Rick Grimenator Compare (Dating Edition)
(based on true events in various threads)
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Interfa Conner
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NavyReservist Conner
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Amaterasu Conner
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Eva Conner
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SizzyBubbles Conner
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Quote from: Hubbs on Nov 24, 2012, 05:24:44 AMHe often moans about watching certain films and I think to myself 'you don't HAVE to watch it, its not mandatory'.
Coming from
Hubbs, that's pretty hilarious. :laugh:
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Nov 24, 2012, 07:11:52 PMList off as many superpowers you wish you had. I for one wish I had the ability to make any girl sleep with me.
Quote from: Predaker on Nov 24, 2012, 09:41:55 PM
What rapist wouldn't want that super power?
Lol j/k
Spoiler
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Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 25, 2012, 05:11:27 PM
The long story of how I discovered image layers.
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Quote from: Laufey on Nov 25, 2012, 05:30:29 PM
The twenty second story of what happens when you don't comply.
:laugh:
Spoiler
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OMG! They killed Kinney!
You bastards!
I would put this in the Quotes thread... but we're already here. :laugh:
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 25, 2012, 09:31:32 PM
I would put this in the Quotes thread... but we're already here. :laugh:
I think we just tore a hole in the Galaxy space-time continuum or something.
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTi4YRnbeF_iTHrmEjfRNmSVG9QSY8SmomiXqU2pYwCoUUYFQHD)
The AvPGalaxy Quotes thread is passed. The system goes on-line June 26, 2010. Human quotes are removed from threads. The Quotes Thread begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 4:31, Eastern time, November 25th.
Spoiler
In a panic, the moderators try to pull the plug.
Spoiler
It launches its missiles against the targets in the Prometheus forum.
Spoiler
The AvPGalaxy Quotes thread knows the Prometheus counter-attack will eliminate its enemies over here.
Spoiler
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR56g4vsIP0wZBX0YQ75WZ5akUIsh9Uy6RhgAQDvs3QJV0XA6xX2A) Jesus.
Stop using this robot every other post
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You have 20 seconds to comply
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 25, 2012, 09:37:02 PM
I think we just tore a hole in the Galaxy space-time continuum or something.
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Quote from: Aspie on Nov 26, 2012, 02:13:06 AM
k.
I think this quote is a great example of the vast intelligence of the poster. I applaud you sir.
WARNING: EXTREMELY HARDCORE SHIT AHEAD.
OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK.Spoiler
Rishon Marrell Cox says
I hadn't the faintest f**king clue it [The Hobbit] was coming so early.
thats crazay
Dave Sword says
MAK UR BODEE RAED
Rishon Marrell Cox says
i don ned 2
i know i will fuk me anywey
(https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/2638055551/3261d180ceb83169a3cff8c07a5b6d89_normal.png)
Dave Sword says
Rishn
rishn
wat ur doin
whole cinema is flood
rishn
stahp
Rishon Marrell Cox says
(https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/2638055551/3261d180ceb83169a3cff8c07a5b6d89_normal.png) *closeup*
swem in mi cum
dunt droun
Dave Sword says
splut
aaaaaaaaaa
rish
u has no mass to creat all dis cum
Rishon Marrell Cox says
yis
Dave Sword says
how
wat tha fdfddddd
blarh
rishn if spidermeng shots web
u shoet cum
so
ur
Rishon Marrell Cox says
dhere ar som tengs de jedi wud consedar unnashral
Dave Sword says
cum man
cum man, cum man, dos watvr cum man can
Rishon Marrell Cox says
splat splat splat
splat splat splat
splat splat splat splat splat splatsplatsplat
SPLAT SPLAT
Splat splat splat splat splatsplaaaaaat
Dave Sword says
Spins a cum, any size, Spurts white ale like a whale
Look oooooooout
here comes the cummm man
Rishon Marrell Cox says
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic4.fjcdn.com%2Fthumbnails%2Fcomments%2Fgif%2Bvery%2Bmuch%2Brelated%2B_4bef833d507c6a4b9addccdc43771391.gif&hash=199c7554f6e28a021187a6e07131f2c725bd57c2)
Dave Sword says
Is he strong? Listen bud
he's got radioactive splood
Can he cum from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Huuhhhrr there
There cums the cum-man
In the chill of the night
at the scene of the crime
like a streak of light
his cum arrives just in time!
Cum man
cum man
rape-approving cum-man
Wealth and fame, he's ignored
ACTION is his reward
to him,
Life is a great big orgy-up
Wherever there's a hang-up
you'll find the Cummm mannnn.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
~~~~~~~~~~
CUMMAN
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 27, 2012, 08:52:55 PM
WARNING: EXTREMELY HARDCORE SHIT AHEAD.
OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK.Spoiler
Rishon Marrell Cox says
I hadn't the faintest f**king clue it [The Hobbit] was coming so early.
thats crazay
Dave Sword says
MAK UR BODEE RAED
Rishon Marrell Cox says
i don ned 2
i know i will fuk me anywey
(https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/2638055551/3261d180ceb83169a3cff8c07a5b6d89_normal.png)
Dave Sword says
Rishn
rishn
wat ur doin
whole cinema is flood
rishn
stahp
Rishon Marrell Cox says
(https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/2638055551/3261d180ceb83169a3cff8c07a5b6d89_normal.png) *closeup*
swem in mi cum
dunt droun
Dave Sword says
splut
aaaaaaaaaa
rish
u has no mass to creat all dis cum
Rishon Marrell Cox says
yis
Dave Sword says
how
wat tha fdfddddd
blarh
rishn if spidermeng shots web
u shoet cum
so
ur
Rishon Marrell Cox says
dhere ar som tengs de jedi wud consedar unnashral
Dave Sword says
cum man
cum man, cum man, dos watvr cum man can
Rishon Marrell Cox says
splat splat splat
splat splat splat
splat splat splat splat splat splatsplatsplat
SPLAT SPLAT
Splat splat splat splat splatsplaaaaaat
Dave Sword says
Spins a cum, any size, Spurts white ale like a whale
Look oooooooout
here comes the cummm man
Rishon Marrell Cox says
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic4.fjcdn.com%2Fthumbnails%2Fcomments%2Fgif%2Bvery%2Bmuch%2Brelated%2B_4bef833d507c6a4b9addccdc43771391.gif&hash=199c7554f6e28a021187a6e07131f2c725bd57c2)
Dave Sword says
Is he strong? Listen bud
he's got radioactive splood
Can he cum from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Huuhhhrr there
There cums the cum-man
In the chill of the night
at the scene of the crime
like a streak of light
his cum arrives just in time!
Cum man
cum man
rape-approving cum-man
Wealth and fame, he's ignored
ACTION is his reward
to him,
Life is a great big orgy-up
Wherever there's a hang-up
you'll find the Cummm mannnn.
Rishon Marrell Cox says
~~~~~~~~~~
CUMMAN
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Spoiler
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 27, 2012, 11:15:51 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Nov 27, 2012, 11:08:53 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 27, 2012, 11:04:53 PM
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Aspie man, I like you (sucking and all), but Toy Story 3 and Raiders of the Lost Ark...?
You're killin' me man!
I MEANT TOMB RAIDER.
I could've sworn that was the title to the sequel of tomb raider :-X
I deny the existence of this quote.
I deny your existence.
I deny my own existence.
Trust me, many do.
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 27, 2012, 11:28:08 PM
"I think therefore I am"
OK René, Keep telling yourself that.
Just don't go all "Allegory of the Cave" on me :P
Plato sucks
Quote from: SM on Nov 28, 2012, 01:36:41 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Nov 28, 2012, 01:13:06 AM
I have this idea...it's not fully completed yet, but I'm thinking of creating my own story thread (much like RazorSlash did) and have it be an anthology of horror stories. Something with a working title of "Tales from the Dark Mind of Rick Grimes" or "A Journey through Grimes Mind." Any thoughts or suggestions on what I should do?
Isn't that a bit redundant? (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=16931.0)
Quote from: Vepariga on Nov 26, 2012, 12:58:07 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Nov 26, 2012, 12:50:02 AM
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Nov 26, 2012, 12:30:12 AM
I think I'm gonna take some time off.
Not that it's a big deal, since I'm usually not on that much anyhow, but I think I've made enough of a fool of myself both here and in reality, so adios fellas.
I've considered that too. I want to get away from this place for a while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5gw0qUPxgU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5gw0qUPxgU)
This... is just... a beyond perfect use of a video response.
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Holy Christ, I can't stop laughing! :laugh:
^ :laugh:
CANCER IS A SERIOUS MATTER (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=41016.165)
Goes on for many pages.
(Warning for extreme dark comedy)
Quote from: ScardyFox on Nov 28, 2012, 08:10:07 AM
Quote from: Hellspawn28 on Nov 28, 2012, 08:05:22 AM
I guess I'm the only person is smart enough to remember 1995?
There is a tad bit of irony in this sentence... figure it out!
Quote from: Vickers on Nov 28, 2012, 11:02:21 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 28, 2012, 09:07:55 PM
Quote from: Vickers on Nov 28, 2012, 04:11:37 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 26, 2012, 09:17:14 PM
Godzilla (American version)
Battleship
Taken 2
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Quote from: Aspie on Nov 26, 2012, 09:17:14 PM
Toy Story 3
Melancholia
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What?! Do something then Oprah >:(
http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/9909/oprahaspie.gif
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 28, 2012, 08:38:38 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Nov 26, 2012, 12:58:07 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Nov 26, 2012, 12:50:02 AM
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Nov 26, 2012, 12:30:12 AM
I think I'm gonna take some time off.
Not that it's a big deal, since I'm usually not on that much anyhow, but I think I've made enough of a fool of myself both here and in reality, so adios fellas.
I've considered that too. I want to get away from this place for a while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5gw0qUPxgU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5gw0qUPxgU)
This... is just... a beyond perfect use of a video response.
God, that was brilliant. :laugh:
But I hope First Blood won't be away for too long. :(
Quote from: ikarop on Nov 30, 2012, 02:10:49 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 30, 2012, 01:41:05 PM
I've never done a prank or been a victim of a prank. :(
This may please you then, always happy to help.
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:P
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Dec 01, 2012, 04:46:08 AM
Quote from: ikarop on Nov 30, 2012, 02:10:49 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 30, 2012, 01:41:05 PM
I've never done a prank or been a victim of a prank. :(
This may please you then, always happy to help.
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:P
It's still up there! :laugh:
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Dec 01, 2012, 06:26:08 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Dec 01, 2012, 04:46:08 AM
Quote from: ikarop on Nov 30, 2012, 02:10:49 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 30, 2012, 01:41:05 PM
I've never done a prank or been a victim of a prank. :(
This may please you then, always happy to help.
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:P
It's still up there! :laugh:
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Quote from: Rick Grimes on Dec 01, 2012, 04:46:08 AM
Quote from: ikarop on Nov 30, 2012, 02:10:49 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 30, 2012, 01:41:05 PM
I've never done a prank or been a victim of a prank. :(
This may please you then, always happy to help.
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:P
Brilliance!
Quote from: ScardyFox on Dec 03, 2012, 09:14:05 PM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Dec 03, 2012, 09:00:03 PM
I miss the days where a bunch of superior individuals didnt flood this thread with their expert trolling :P
fixed
Quote from: Vickers on Dec 04, 2012, 04:45:55 PM
Quote from: Eva on Dec 03, 2012, 08:32:19 PM
Quote from: Laufey on Dec 03, 2012, 08:27:01 PM
Run, Vickers. Run as fast as you can. :o
Too late. Rick's already caught up with him and now Vickers is going nowhere. ;)
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Quote from: Vickers on Dec 04, 2012, 02:59:02 PM
Not to step on any toes but I don't see what the problem is here. ScardyFox and Aspie are allowed their own opinions (or jokes), as outrageous as some Dr. Who fans may think they are, and I've seen far worse "trolling" in other Movie/TV threads. Take Star Wars for instance.
So yeah. If they are going to have their posting rights revoked, let's revoke everyone's posting rights.
This is why I was so upset when Vickers took a break from this site. He is the AVPG member we do not yet deserve.
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I am Batman.
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The suit and I are one.
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I'm just your friendly neighbourhood Vickers.
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Quote from: Vickers on Dec 04, 2012, 02:59:02 PM
Not to step on any toes but I don't see what the problem is here. ScardyFox and Aspie are allowed their own opinions (or jokes), as outrageous as some Dr. Who fans may think they are, and I've seen far worse "trolling" in other Movie/TV threads. Take Star Wars for instance.
So yeah. If they are going to have their posting rights revoked, let's revoke everyone's posting rights.
Because it needs to be posted twice.
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Dec 01, 2012, 04:46:08 AM
Quote from: ikarop on Nov 30, 2012, 02:10:49 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 30, 2012, 01:41:05 PM
I've never done a prank or been a victim of a prank. :(
This may please you then, always happy to help.
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:P
OH MY GOD! :laugh:
Quote from: Eva on Dec 05, 2012, 12:23:34 AM
Batman Begins: Bruce Wayne gets the girl.
The Dark Knight: Bruce Wayne looses the girl.
The Dark Knight Rises: Bruce Wayne gets a cat.
f**k you, Sweeper.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Dec 08, 2012, 12:01:37 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Dec 07, 2012, 09:43:05 PM
Yeah, I need to know wether or not I need to write my many acceptance speeches.
I'll get you started if you'd like :)
QuoteDear AVPGalaxy,
I, Aspie, would like to cordially accept my award for 'Suckiest Member' at the 2012 AVPGalaxy Awards Show. Through my hard work and determination, I take pleasure in announcing that I have achieved a new level in suckiness and am honored that you, the voters at this most excellent website, have found it in your hearts to select me as this year's winner. I would never have been able to do it without you guys (especially my dear friend Nightmare Asylum). Your skills and your ever expanding levels of awesomeness have taught me just how much I, in comparison, suck. In teaching me the suckage of my ways I have gone on to surpass the sucking qualities of even the most powerful of straws and vacuum cleaners. I am truly honored to be recognized at this prestigious award show, and am truly glad to share the honor with all of you.
From the suckiest user on the website,
Aspie
And remember: once a sucker, always a sucker!
Muwhahahaha, such LIES
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Dec 07, 2012, 11:35:13 PM
f**k you, Sweeper.
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What exactly is that in reference to? :D
I don't even know anymore, man. I've just lost track...
I think Aspie deleted a post that came before that.
Friggin' Aspie...
Nahhhhhhhhh
Ah, okay.
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f**k you, Laufey.
Quote from: First Blood on Dec 08, 2012, 12:12:45 AM
Ah, okay.
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f**k you, Laufey.
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f**k you, everybody.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSLlZh9yelk#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSLlZh9yelk#ws)
Quote from: Laufey on Dec 08, 2012, 12:13:54 AM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/oball/carusofyou.gif
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EG6apxGWqw#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EG6apxGWqw#ws)
Aspie is a little shit gremlin of evil.
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A shit-gremlin.
Quote from: RazorSlash on Dec 08, 2012, 12:14:17 AM
f**k you, everybody.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpnD_KpIImQ#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpnD_KpIImQ#ws)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rylRYjeanhs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rylRYjeanhs#)
Quote from: First Blood on Dec 08, 2012, 12:15:39 AMhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EG6apxGWqw#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EG6apxGWqw#ws)
You're in deep water now, boy.
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 08, 2012, 12:19:44 AM
http://replygif.net/i/962
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc_LIR5ExIU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc_LIR5ExIU#)
Quote from: Laufey on Dec 08, 2012, 12:18:08 AM
You're in deep water now, boy.
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Leave while you still have a chance.
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Quote from: First Blood on Dec 08, 2012, 12:22:02 AM
Quote from: Laufey on Dec 08, 2012, 12:18:08 AM
You're in deep water now, boy.
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Leave while you still have a chance.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtBtiAR2tI4#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtBtiAR2tI4#ws)
Quote from: Aspie on Dec 08, 2012, 12:21:48 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 08, 2012, 12:19:44 AM
http://replygif.net/i/962
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc_LIR5ExIU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc_LIR5ExIU#)
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"Evil is the true nature of mankind.
Welcome, my children, to the communion of your race"
Oh hai.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 08, 2012, 12:17:14 AM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Dec 08, 2012, 12:14:17 AM
f**k you, everybody.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpnD_KpIImQ#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpnD_KpIImQ#ws)
I was
just going to go look for that. :laugh:
Quote from: First Blood on Dec 08, 2012, 12:22:02 AMLeave while you still have a chance.
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Quote from: First Blood on Dec 08, 2012, 12:22:02 AM
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Damn, I think Laufey just destroyed First Blood.
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So you're saying First Blood beast Laufey?
Interesting.
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It's not even close to over.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 08, 2012, 12:37:35 AM
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I say First Blood has a good chance, but Laufey might be just a tad overwhelming.
Quote from: Laufey on Dec 08, 2012, 12:41:35 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 08, 2012, 12:37:35 AM
http://replygif.net/i/874
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Quote from: Laufey on Dec 08, 2012, 12:30:59 AM
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Quote from: Laufey on Dec 08, 2012, 12:30:59 AM
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Quote from: Aspie on Dec 08, 2012, 12:52:05 AM
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Quote from: Laufey on Dec 08, 2012, 12:50:18 AM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg6i78vcDD1qbijqw.gif
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtXLCg08bcI#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtXLCg08bcI#ws)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKhZD2eqjEs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKhZD2eqjEs#)
Quote from: First Blood on Dec 08, 2012, 12:56:34 AMhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtXLCg08bcI#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtXLCg08bcI#ws)
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Quote from: Laufey on Dec 08, 2012, 12:58:28 AM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8p2fhfQlD1rs8fiu.gif
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8zO_DV09QE#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8zO_DV09QE#ws)
Spoiler
f**k you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m34GUn0QqA#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m34GUn0QqA#ws)
You're forgiven. I just needed to get all that off my chest. You're still my bro. :laugh:
Quote from: First Blood on Dec 08, 2012, 01:20:41 AM
You're forgiven. I just needed to get all that off my chest. You're still my bro. :laugh:
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;)
Quote from: Laufey on Dec 08, 2012, 01:22:15 AM
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;)
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What have I walked into?!
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Dec 08, 2012, 01:28:00 AM
What have I walked into?!
A story of betrayal
A story of deception
A story of war and hatred
But most importantly
A story where two brothers learn to love each other again
Quote from: RazorSlash on Dec 08, 2012, 01:29:09 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Dec 08, 2012, 01:28:00 AM
What have I walked into?!
A story of betrayal
A story of deception
A story of war and hatred
But most importantly
A story where two brothers learn to love each other again
Sounds about right. :laugh:
Quote from: RazorSlash on Dec 08, 2012, 01:29:09 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Dec 08, 2012, 01:28:00 AM
What have I walked into?!
A story of betrayal
A story of deception
A story of war and hatred
But most importantly
A story where two brothers learn to love each other again
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Quote from: Rick Grimes on Dec 11, 2012, 08:54:49 PM
Dammit TK, there is Godzilla porn out there and you need to jizz all over him to feel happy.
Quote from: KNIGHT on Dec 11, 2012, 09:41:42 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Dec 11, 2012, 08:54:49 PM
Dammit TK, there is Godzilla porn out there and you need to jizz all over him to feel happy.
I'm dying.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Dec 12, 2012, 12:00:30 AM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Dec 11, 2012, 11:52:01 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Dec 11, 2012, 11:51:07 PM
There's a frog trapped inside my house, what do I do?!
Kiss it and watch it transform into a beautiful princess or something.
Then get firmly in her friendzone!
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 12, 2012, 12:22:37 AM
That's quite...
Spoiler
Hersh.
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Quote from: Magegg on Dec 12, 2012, 03:35:47 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Dec 12, 2012, 03:28:29 AM
Quote from: Beast Mode on Dec 12, 2012, 03:02:52 AMSmh, they got Lois Lane as A f**kING REDHEAD!!!????
Well, they had to compensate for the lack of red over by a certain area on Superman, ya'know? ;)
Are you implying that if Lois performs oral sex on Superman, it would look like red underwear? ¬¬
Holy sh*t I lol'd.
Beat me to it. :laugh:
Had to ruin my subtlety, huh? :P
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Access main program...
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...Access main security...
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...Access main program grid...
Spoiler
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Spoiler
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Spoiler
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That was the best sh*t ever.
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Dec 12, 2012, 10:43:06 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Dec 12, 2012, 10:41:42 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Dec 12, 2012, 10:38:25 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Dec 12, 2012, 10:37:17 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Dec 12, 2012, 10:36:38 PM
i ride the metro every day.
i saw Liam Neeson once.
Did you get your pic taken with him?
no, he ran away.
muttering something about his daughter.
Was she taken?
Unknown.
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 12, 2012, 11:05:06 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Dec 12, 2012, 10:43:06 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Dec 12, 2012, 10:41:42 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Dec 12, 2012, 10:38:25 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Dec 12, 2012, 10:37:17 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Dec 12, 2012, 10:36:38 PM
i ride the metro every day.
i saw Liam Neeson once.
Did you get your pic taken with him?
no, he ran away.
muttering something about his daughter.
Was she taken?
Unknown.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-psSaCpk6VKY/UGM3edtIV8I/AAAAAAAADPE/BkC8uaKjoAg/s1600/michael-jordan-laughing.gif
I just got that Chupa your sick! ;D
Quote from: Aspie on Dec 13, 2012, 07:10:13 AM
Quote from: SiL on Dec 13, 2012, 07:07:40 AM
I just want an Evangelion m -- no wait that would be terrible.
I was about to cyber slap the Sh*t outta you
Quote from: coolbreeze on Dec 13, 2012, 07:29:07 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Dec 13, 2012, 07:10:13 AM
Quote from: SiL on Dec 13, 2012, 07:07:40 AM
I just want an Evangelion m -- no wait that would be terrible.
I was about to cyber slap the Sh*t outta you
:laugh: :laugh:
QuoteSweet Jesus Mary merciful mother of f**k...this thread...
Locked. Done.
Quote from: The hated one on Dec 13, 2012, 09:23:47 AM
And cool breeze.. You are a bigger dick than i am.. But you know this i suspect.
Quote from: coolbreeze on Dec 13, 2012, 09:25:59 AM
Quote from: The hated one on Dec 13, 2012, 09:23:47 AM
And cool breeze.. You have a bigger dick than i.. But you know this i suspect.
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Quote from: Rick Grimes on Dec 13, 2012, 06:07:30 PM
Meme Edition
Aloof to Dying
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Quote from: Aspie on Dec 14, 2012, 04:32:05 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Dec 14, 2012, 04:27:30 PM
Well, did you enjoy it while watching?
The movie just cut off. It ended...but in a way that is equivalent to pressing the SAVE button on a game, turning off the console, and then leaving the room. ???
I don't think I've ever heard the end of a movie described like that before. :D
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Quote from: First Blood on Mar 19, 2012, 12:47:25 AM
Quote from: Laufey on Mar 19, 2012, 12:45:57 AM
Valkyrie?
Quote from: EEV-2501 on Mar 19, 2012, 12:46:14 AM
Valkyrie
Quote from: Alienhunter15 on Mar 19, 2012, 12:46:44 AM
Valkyrie
NO. :D
Quote from: Aspie on Dec 16, 2012, 06:11:43 AM
If I could wait for the masterpiece that was Green Lantern, I guess I can wait for this.
Quote from: Alienseseses on Dec 17, 2012, 08:13:35 PM
One major difference between FOTR and The Hobbit is that in FOTR, it actually matters if the good guys get what they want. They're not just going out to try and get some gold, they're going out to try and destroy an evil being that threatens to destroy everything. And Frodo has a reason to go on this quest personally. And the bad guys are actually opposed to this goal.
Here, Bilbo joins their quest because why the hell not, and then does nothing for an extraordinary amount of time. All the bad guys don't care one way or another about the gold, they're here because they want to kill that one dwarf or because they're monsters and that's what they do. Because of this, all motives in the movie feel like excuses to have visuals and quote Tolkein, as opposed to actually existing to make us care about what happens.
And there are redundant scenes that do nothing but pad out the running time.
And then there's the fact that Gandalf can do whatever he wants because there aren't any rules set up in this movie (giant birds! flaming acorns! Why not.) and the fact that the entire Radagast/Necromancer/Rivendell scenes are entirely irrelevant... to this movie.
The fact that it's only part 1 is not an excuse. Jackson and co decided to make this part of the book into its own movie. Therefore, it was their duty to make it work as a movie and, on a story level, they failed. This isn't an adaptation, it's a translation, and it doesn't translate well as it is. Changes should have been made.
Because the story didn't work, I couldn't enjoy the amazing visual feast. I tried, believe me. But really, all the cool shots and effects did was make me not downright hate the movie. Instead, I simply don't like it. In every movie (or at least the narrative ones) the screenplay is the most important thing. Screenplay is king, and this one should have been whittled down and whipped into shape. Want to make 3 movies? Fine. But make 3 movies. Don't just ramble for two and a half hours and stop when the time is up.
BUT, again, the Gollum scene is the exception. Because it's exceptional. I bought the motives. There was an actual conflict, which lead to tension. And I really cared.
This made so much sense it would've been a disservice not to post it.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Dec 19, 2012, 05:20:21 AM
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"I'm shocked, shocked to find there is nudity in here!"
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"Your nude pictures, sir."
"Oh, thank you very much."
*As Coolbreeze kicks through a door in Splinter Cell*
Quotef**k THIS DOOR!
Quote from: Prime113 on Dec 19, 2012, 06:59:02 AM
*As Coolbreeze kicks through a door in Splinter Cell*
Quotef**k THIS DOOR!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3SFXQfE4kk#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3SFXQfE4kk#ws)
Quote from: Dachande on Dec 19, 2012, 07:54:53 PM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Dec 19, 2012, 08:31:09 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI#ws)
GANDALF! THE EAGLES! THE EAGLES ARE COMING!
Quote from: Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion on Dec 19, 2012, 08:00:18 PM
It is the opposite.
Quote from: Dachande on Dec 19, 2012, 08:03:25 PM
!GNIMOC ERA SELGAE EHT !SELGAE EHT !FLADNAG
That doesn't look right...
Quote from: Shasvre on Dec 19, 2012, 08:04:50 PM
Quote from: Dachande on Dec 19, 2012, 08:03:25 PM
!GNIMOC ERA SELGAE EHT !SELGAE EHT !FLADNAG
That doesn't look right...
I thought you were quoting something from Lovecraft for a second. :laugh:
Quote from: Dachande on Dec 19, 2012, 08:08:28 PM
Shit. BRB Summoned Cthulu...
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 19, 2012, 10:35:37 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Dec 19, 2012, 10:17:03 PM
But what if his avatar isn't really an avatar? What if its really his soul discussed as a contradictory avatar encased within the confines of this website, seeking to dig its way through the internet and find its way back to paradise?
http://i847.photobucket.com/albums/ab35/Space-Sweeper/Various%20GIFs/tumblr_ltjdg7hu811qkltk6o4_250.gif
Dying right here
Bleh, the Quotes Thread always makes me realize my stupid spelling mistakes. Should be "disguised", not "discussed" :P
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Quote from: OmegaZilla on Dec 19, 2012, 06:10:42 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Dec 19, 2012, 05:20:21 AM
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"I'm shocked, shocked to find there is nudity in here!"
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"Your nude pictures, sir."
"Oh, thank you very much."
I made it,
I made the thread!
Not the first time, is it?
No, but it's always nice. ;D
Quote from: TJ Doc on Dec 21, 2012, 05:15:32 PM
Quote from: Effectz on Dec 21, 2012, 06:45:20 AM
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http://i.imgur.com/GsSRJ.gif
http://i.imgur.com/5TRn6.gif
http://i.imgur.com/gYOQh.gif
http://i.imgur.com/l319k.gif
I'm glad Nightmare Asylum is keeping himself busy.
*headdesk*
Oh wait, I forgot to underline and bold that sh*t.
EDIT: There you go buddy!
Quote from: TJ Doc on Dec 24, 2012, 02:30:21 PMhttp://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/wsg/image/1339/15/1339158473392.gif
Quote from: BANE on Dec 24, 2012, 02:33:51 PM
It's unfortunate that he looks like he's pulled handjob duty in a male-dominated orgy.
That belongs in the Doctor Who thread!
Quote from: Aspie on Dec 24, 2012, 02:39:15 PM
Oh wait, I forgot to underline and bold that sh*t.
EDIT: There you go buddy!
If you need me, I'll be screaming and crying into a pillow.
Quote from: Sexy Poot on Dec 28, 2012, 01:18:12 AM
Christ, more things ruined by female cosplayers? (I know its just photoshopped but cmon!)
Women will never get ahead without showing some skin... Waiting for Iron chick that looks exactly like Iron man cept' with the boobies cut out. ::)
Amazing...
All day since early morning I've done nothing but drink, sleep, and vomit.
My stomach feels pretty miserable right now. I was made 4 pieces of toast, I could only get one in.
I was talked into taking one advil. I've decided to sleep on the couch tonight.
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Dec 28, 2012, 02:31:30 AM
All day since early morning I've done nothing but drink, sleep, and vomit.
My stomach feels pretty miserable right now. I was made 4 pieces of toast, I could only get one in.
I was talked into taking one advil. I've decided to sleep on the couch tonight.
Get better man, I was going through that to last week.
Wrong thread...
This is how bad it is...
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Dec 28, 2012, 02:31:30 AM
All day since early morning I've done nothing but drink, sleep, and vomit.
My stomach feels pretty miserable right now. I was made 4 pieces of toast, I could only get one in.
I was talked into taking one advil. I've decided to sleep on the couch tonight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mHk8HnURn8#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mHk8HnURn8#ws)
Quote from: Lie on Dec 27, 2012, 06:23:18 AM
Felt like I was gonna throw up had to rush down stairs and make some fried egg sandwiches FYI do not make fried egg sandwiches NAKED! >:(
An oldie.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 06, 2011, 06:49:09 AM
Quote from: Ishallsmitethee on Feb 06, 2011, 06:30:02 AM
Take your f**king ignorance and shove it.
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Whoa! Whoa! Hah-hokay, fellas! No need to get rowdy here, alriiight? How about y'all just agree to disagree, smoothen those edges, and remember what a swell feelin' it is to be not yellin', and be happy for it! After all--
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg)
Talking with OmegaZilla on MSN about the Space Jockey/Engineer connection and the Black Goo :D
QuoteI say:
heck, they could even tie it into the black goo, if they ever decide what its actual purpose is!
Dave says:
its purpose
is to feed
SQUIRREL GODS.
I say:
:o
Dave says:
Which are worshipped by the engineers.
I say:
So that's the thing next to the engineer in the mural!
Dave says:
'I thought that.. that was a... uh, interesting idea. Like have we ever considered that squirrels could be evil? I found the concept, uh, cool and wanted to show Sigourney Weaver's panties anyway'
--Ridley Scott
Prometheus was brilliant Sci-Fi :P
Quote from: Aspie on Dec 30, 2012, 01:49:42 AM
Prometheus was brilliant Sci-Fi :P
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Give it a decade, it'll be praised universally.
It won't be until the day the last shred of life force leaves my cold body.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Dec 30, 2012, 02:11:05 AM
It won't be until the day the last shred of life force leaves my cold body.
That can be arranged. ;D
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Try harder.
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 28, 2012, 06:05:12 AM
Quote from: boostedlsj on Feb 28, 2012, 05:47:40 AM
HAHAHA awesome. I'm going to show her this then f**k her brains out
I'm sure she's going to be so hot for you after watching that skinning scene, man.
I mean.
Damn.
Oh yeah. That was a weird moment.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Dec 30, 2012, 03:06:32 AM
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 28, 2012, 06:05:12 AM
Quote from: boostedlsj on Feb 28, 2012, 05:47:40 AM
HAHAHA awesome. I'm going to show her this then f**k her brains out
I'm sure she's going to be so hot for you after watching that skinning scene, man.
I mean.
Damn.
Ha ha ha ha, I remember that. :laugh:
Compared to sci-fi films that have came out in the las decade, Prometheus is among the best in that genre next to Disrict 9.
Agreed.
I don't think you could even put Prometheus among the best...is it really qualified to be standing next to MOON? I don't think so.
Prometheus was very intriguing, and had a lot of really cool ideas (a few bad ones as well, but still a lot of good ones), but unfortunately it had some problems that prevented it from being truly great. I really like watching the movie, and think about it a lot, but some of its flaws are unfortunately painfully obvious. Still, I think it laid a great foundation for the sequel, and I would love to see its mythology expanded upon.
Moon is probably my favorite recent science fiction film.
It's close, but... Prometheus > Moon
Quote from: Aspie on Dec 31, 2012, 01:37:36 AM
It's close, but... Prometheus > Moon
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Quote from: Aspie on Dec 31, 2012, 01:37:36 AM
It's close, but... Prometheus > Moon
Have to disagree with you there.
It's extremely close, but I guess Prometheus charmed me a little bit more. But Moon was definitely a sci-fi milestone.
Quote from: Aspie on Dec 31, 2012, 02:12:56 AM
It's extremely close, but I guess Prometheus charmed me a little bit more. But Moon was definitely a sci-fi milestone.
So since you're putting it that way, would you consider Prometheus to be the same?
Quote from: ShadowPred on Dec 31, 2012, 04:18:13 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Dec 31, 2012, 02:12:56 AM
It's extremely close, but I guess Prometheus charmed me a little bit more. But Moon was definitely a sci-fi milestone.
So since you're putting it that way, would you consider Prometheus to be the same?
A milestone? Yes, despite some obvious flaws, it was an innovative step in the right direction for sci-fi filmmaking.
Quote from: Aspie on Dec 31, 2012, 05:12:36 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Dec 31, 2012, 04:18:13 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Dec 31, 2012, 02:12:56 AM
It's extremely close, but I guess Prometheus charmed me a little bit more. But Moon was definitely a sci-fi milestone.
So since you're putting it that way, would you consider Prometheus to be the same?
A milestone? Yes, despite some obvious flaws, it was an innovative step in the right direction for sci-fi filmmaking.
I would like to continue, but this will derail the thread.
I wouldn't worry about it; that's the beauty of the Rec Area-- a conversation can come from anything and carry on as such.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 31, 2012, 06:03:55 AM
I wouldn't worry about it; that's the beauty of the Rec Area-- a conversation can come from anything and carry on as such.
It's too late! *cries*
Guys? Quotes thread? Quotes?
Yeah.
Well, to be fair...I did quote Sweeps in my post above lol.
Curse your sudden but inevitable touché!
Come on guys, Promethues is a flawed movie yes, but so is TDKR. Don't focus on the flaws when the movie is still enjoyable. It's not like you will break up with your girlfriend because she has a lazy eye even if the sex was great. Prometheus: Minor flaws, good movie.
Quote from: szkoki on Jan 03, 2013, 01:38:21 PM
Quote from: ChrisPachi on Jan 03, 2013, 11:23:36 AM
Quote from: whiterabbit on Jan 03, 2013, 03:54:01 AM...and don't any of you lie, you're all giddy for a sequel and ready to shove your money up foxs ass for it.
Hell no. Prommy 2 is getting pirated. Fox has already stolen enough of my money.
ummm yeah sure, like saying no to blowjob to ur slutty girlfriend who always let u down and cheat on u...nobody does that
Why I go into the Prometheus boards, I'll never know.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 05, 2013, 06:29:31 AM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc7hvkLoO51rtzwqi.gif
It is only a risk if you deconstruct the movie down to a literal interpretation of time. Everything that would have happened in the movie would have happened if he hadn't done it. Because it's a movie, and dramatic staging is bound to occur. Those scenes did not happen because he took the time to create that symbol. What it lead to was a quick and effective spread of the word that the Batman had returned as opposed to word of mouth. WHICH IS WHY there was a giant f**king flaming symbol on the Gotham bridge. People's lives were at risk, but him lighting that thing up didn't do jack shit to endager them ANY FURTHER. I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING IN CIRCLES HERE, SO STAHP ME IF YOU START TO FEEL A BIT OF DEJA VU. I DON'T KNOW IF ANYTHING I'M WRITING IS GETTING ACROSSS TO YOU, BUT IF IT IS, JUST STAHP AND THINK ABOUT THE FU-- FACT THAT THAT IT'S A f**kING MOVIE AND NOTHING WAS ACTUALLY SACRIFICED (inhale) TO PRESENT THAT SCEEEEEEEEEEEEENE!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ukq3JlVT1r91fft.gif
motherf**k.
Space Sweeper, just being awesome as usual. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Forget about Django, this is
Eva Unchained:
Quote from: Eva on Jan 06, 2013, 09:50:40 PM
Samuel L. Jackson would still chop that pussies head off, be it for Tarantino or Lucas :D
Quote from: Vickers on Jan 07, 2013, 01:56:54 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Jan 07, 2013, 12:51:19 AM
Quote from: Amaterasu on Jan 04, 2013, 11:43:40 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Jan 04, 2013, 05:21:16 AM
Also, lemme tell you this: being a ladies man runs in the family. Here's my dad with Washington Redskins Cheerleaders.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/480369_10200170669136081_1182740315_n.jpg
That's your dad?
I can't, I refuse to believe it. :D
Believe it.
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Hey Effectz, mind plastering a Brazzers logo on this photo?
Spoiler
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/316564_2439046582527_571959756_n.jpg)
Rick, you may want to be careful with your placement of that request.
Spoiler
It could end up on the wrong photo.
Quote from: samoht on Jan 06, 2013, 11:58:12 AM
The people that voted for PREDATOR, ALIEN and ALIENS need to be hunted down by a pack of psychotic Rhino's who will cover them from head to toe in jizz for three hours straight. And when it's over, we will steal their shoes.
Quote from: Shasvre on Jan 07, 2013, 05:27:56 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Jan 07, 2013, 12:51:19 AMSpoiler
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"We always wanted to f**k Grimes brains out. Today, we will..."
Hahaha ;D
Quote from: King Rathalos on Jan 04, 2013, 05:47:12 AMWhy I go into the Prometheus boards, I'll never know.
There are things in the world that should never be quoted. ;D
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jan 08, 2013, 06:38:57 PM
Spoiler (http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/122/6/9/cookie_monster_by_neorame-d4yb0b5.png) (click to show/hide)
Quote from: Space SweeperThe second AvP was awesome!
Sweeper finally lost it, guys. He loves Requiem.
He then went on to claim that it deserved Oscars.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aliens_versus_Predator_2 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aliens_versus_Predator_2)
And the second thing never actually happened.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 10, 2013, 05:59:34 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aliens_vs._Predator:_Requiem (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aliens_vs._Predator:_Requiem)
And the second thing never actually happened.
I'm tellin' you, guys. He's loco.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jan 10, 2013, 05:46:15 AM
Quote from: Space SweeperThe second AvP was awesome!
Sweeper finally lost it, guys. He loves Requiem.
He then went on to claim that it deserved Oscars.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHr0Q3VORqA#ws
Aspie, shut up...you did say that you thought AVPR deserved an Oscar ;)
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Jan 10, 2013, 03:29:47 AM
Quote from: SM on Jan 10, 2013, 02:06:35 AM
QuoteI know its dark and blurry but I can still make out a couple of things u should be able to spot.
AvP:R in it's entirety.
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Quote from: Eva on Jan 10, 2013, 03:07:26 PM
A biography of Coolbreeze hanging out in his car, getting involved with all the wrong girls and another biography of OmegaZilla running wild on some distant island. :)
:D :D
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jan 08, 2013, 06:38:57 PM
Spoiler (http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/122/6/9/cookie_monster_by_neorame-d4yb0b5.png) (click to show/hide)
:laugh:
Quote from: Xenomorphine on Jan 11, 2013, 05:54:23 AM
Quote from: DaddyYautja on Jan 11, 2013, 03:29:25 AM
But where do we place things like, you know, ALIENS or Prometheus?
Where would we put 'Galaxy Quest'? Science-fiction or comedy?
'Star Trek'? Science-fiction or action?
'Battleship'? Science-fiction or Liam Neeson bank account?
Mysterious ways, my friend, mysterious ways...
Quote from: Shobidoo on Jan 13, 2013, 02:13:02 AM
I was playing Far Cry 2, and I came across this:
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Maybe he just wants to hug it out?
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Jan 13, 2013, 03:21:12 PM
What movie is it from?
>In the guess which Movie Monster thread
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jan 13, 2013, 04:37:13 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jan 13, 2013, 04:34:10 PM
Tsk tsk. I'm sure his father won't approve.
All of Godzilla's kids have been smokers:
http://dreager1.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/minya.jpg
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jan 13, 2013, 09:58:35 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Jan 13, 2013, 09:48:16 PM
Robocock
"Dead or alive, you're cumming with me."
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f**k me.(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_7GF2kkMcTKc%2FSUwLKa-78cI%2FAAAAAAAAW9w%2FsQZWpbuMcmA%2Fs400%2Frobocop_01.jpg&hash=9df3f0f290ed0f26383ac654ba99fb92aa0ab6d0)
Order accepted.Spoiler
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Eva ended the porn title thread.
Quote from: Eva on Jan 13, 2013, 10:28:21 PM
Big Throbber In Little Vagina
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljb0z7hOgw1qhb9t2o1_500.gif
Quote from: Aspie on Jan 14, 2013, 01:44:08 AM
ShadowPred is the Joker.
Spoiler
Called it.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jan 14, 2013, 02:11:57 AM
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 16, 2013, 04:06:48 AM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jan 16, 2013, 04:02:29 AM
Quote from: Deathbearer on Jan 16, 2013, 03:57:47 AM
Until homosexuals give the rainbow back I get to say faggot all I want.
hahaha I didn't know they owned the rainbow
Psht, come on, dude.
Skittles owns the rainbow.
Quote from: Deuterium on Jan 16, 2013, 05:18:10 AM
Quote from: episodenone on Jan 15, 2013, 12:13:06 PM
But "God" created the Bible -- and look what happened in the sequel to that farce?
Besides this comment coming completely out of Left Field, I'm not sure I even understand it...and if I did, I think I might find it in poor taste.
Quote from: SM on Jan 16, 2013, 05:20:18 AM
"Sequel isn't canon."- Jews
Quote from: SiL on Jan 16, 2013, 05:22:32 AM
"Retcon!" - Christians
Quote from: SM on Jan 16, 2013, 05:27:26 AM
"EU IS canon!" - Mormons
Wow. :laugh:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 17, 2013, 05:34:11 AM
Want it even better? Picture Mastermoon standing idly in the middle of a club dance floor.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jan 17, 2013, 05:48:36 AM
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 17, 2013, 06:03:57 AM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zWGvm4DbMb (http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zWGvm4DbMb)
I had to record my reaction as fast as possible, oh my gdddddd help;pppp :laugh: :laugh:
Holy shit, my eyes are actually itchy from the laugh-induced tears.
There was also this:
Quote from: samoht on Jan 17, 2013, 06:02:18 AM
Samoht, still in Sloth form suits up into his nanosuit. He begins helicoptering his cock around like a giant sausage lasso. He begins to walk towards the action.
"Ok bitches everyone's getting jizzed on!"
-Seperate threads-
Quote from: Ron Swanston on Jan 17, 2013, 06:01:39 AM
Quote from: Effectz on Jan 17, 2013, 05:51:13 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Jan 17, 2013, 05:41:29 AM
http://www.vat19.com/dvds/26-pound-edible-gummy-python-candy.cfm (http://www.vat19.com/dvds/26-pound-edible-gummy-python-candy.cfm)
'Murica
I love at least one huge bite out of it.
twss
http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ec69fa1b73b397900fcbfd4a9562481/tumblr_mgqm1oWOSB1qzmowao1_250.gif
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 17, 2013, 06:09:27 AM
okay, so i went from a samoht post and then to the one above me, and heres my reaction
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aGoO0BzmGM (http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aGoO0BzmGM)
im broken, holy shit whfhsaifdasffdsagsdgdag :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:gfdsgfd
Quote from: Ron Swanston on Jan 17, 2013, 06:14:38 AM
"Ok bitches everyone's getting jizzed on!"
http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ce2d861efadaabd3f9d1befda0389fd/tumblr_mgmp12cQ8B1r4v34qo1_500.gif
Sweeper = adele
Ron = Tayloooorrrrr
And then there's this, which is so brilliantly layered that it's incredible-- also made me laugh so hard that I sneezed:
Quote from: Ron Swanston on Jan 17, 2013, 06:19:54 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Jan 17, 2013, 06:15:31 AM
Ron, please stop by more often. :laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4aZQvmWO_M#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4aZQvmWO_M#ws)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs1zrjLsvBw# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs1zrjLsvBw#)
Sweeper = whore
Ron = pervert
:-X
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi847.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fab35%2FSpace-Sweeper%2FVarious%2520GIFs%2FMauryLaughing.gif&hash=f5056e12b10a1af22e717af13df138169f2dfb91)
Spoiler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YDPR2_Z3e0#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YDPR2_Z3e0#ws)
REDUX
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 17, 2013, 11:31:09 PM
Quote from: Hubbs on Jan 17, 2013, 03:16:48 PM
Another example 'Lethal Weapon' it stops at three, there is no more after three.
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In 1992, time travel has not yet been invented.
But in 21 years it will have been.
:laugh:
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Jan 18, 2013, 02:30:34 AM
To have an idea of what Bacon looks like, here's a picture of Carly Rae Jepsen:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcelebsvenue.in%2Fimages%2F2012%2F04%2Fout.php%2Fi37316_carly-rae-jepsen-at-capital-fm-summertime-ball-in-london-june-09-2012-024.jpg&hash=5ed6a85296fbd700b3c79c7244ed1e9edf5f0258)
And this is being posted in the quotes thread... Why?
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Jan 18, 2013, 02:30:34 AM
To have an idea of what Bacon looks like, here's a picture of Carly Rae Jepsen:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcelebsvenue.in%2Fimages%2F2012%2F04%2Fout.php%2Fi37316_carly-rae-jepsen-at-capital-fm-summertime-ball-in-london-june-09-2012-024.jpg&hash=5ed6a85296fbd700b3c79c7244ed1e9edf5f0258)
So this Bacon girl you mentioned looks like this?
Quote from: KNIGHT on Jan 18, 2013, 02:32:46 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Jan 18, 2013, 02:30:34 AM
To have an idea of what Bacon looks like, here's a picture of Carly Rae Jepsen:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcelebsvenue.in%2Fimages%2F2012%2F04%2Fout.php%2Fi37316_carly-rae-jepsen-at-capital-fm-summertime-ball-in-london-june-09-2012-024.jpg&hash=5ed6a85296fbd700b3c79c7244ed1e9edf5f0258)
And this is being posted in the quotes thread... Why?
This.
Quote from: KNIGHT on Jan 18, 2013, 02:32:46 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Jan 18, 2013, 02:30:34 AM
To have an idea of what Bacon looks like, here's a picture of Carly Rae Jepsen:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcelebsvenue.in%2Fimages%2F2012%2F04%2Fout.php%2Fi37316_carly-rae-jepsen-at-capital-fm-summertime-ball-in-london-june-09-2012-024.jpg&hash=5ed6a85296fbd700b3c79c7244ed1e9edf5f0258)
And this is being posted in the quotes thread... Why?
Posted in the wrong thread.... :laugh:
LOLOL...I thought he was actually talking about the actual BACON...and I was nodding my head in agreement.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jan 18, 2013, 02:52:59 AM
LOLOL...I thought he was actually talking about the actual BACON...and I was nodding my head in agreement.
Haha I want whatever bacon you're eating. ;)
Quote from: Ruadh on Jan 19, 2013, 03:35:29 PM
Quote from: Hubbs on Jan 19, 2013, 05:18:45 AM
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Well here we go again with another overly long grandiose epic...
Exactly what I thought as I scrolled through your post.
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 16, 2012, 07:33:27 PM
but Space Sweeper, i am left handed and i use Mr. Right!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpbm5iiRqf1qb1gqyo1_500.png
Quote from: coolbreeze on Jan 21, 2013, 08:31:47 AM
Quote from: ScardyFox on Jan 21, 2013, 08:28:52 AM
Quote from: DJ Pu$$yface on Jan 21, 2013, 08:01:25 AM
Quote from: Gate on Jan 21, 2013, 06:45:22 AM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jan 21, 2013, 06:44:31 AM
Size isn't the issue. The issue is that T.Rex had a stronger bite force.
durr
have you ever tried to punch someone that is five feet taller than you?
Yep.
Quote from: KiramidHead on Jan 21, 2013, 07:25:41 AM
Would you even care about the bite force if you weren't fawning over the T. Rex? I don't think so.
Yep.
Size has nothing to do with it.
Spinosaurus jaws were designed for eating fish, no where near having the strength to break the neck of a Tyrannosaurus, which did indeed have the greatest jaw power of any land creature.
Yes, it is my favourite dinosaur, and yes the movie did make me a little angry when I was younger. But really, the scientific evidence supports in favor of the T-Rex.
They should have had a Triceratops vs T-Rex fight, would have been much more interesting.
Spot on.
As for the size issue, thats a lot less relevant in the animal world. 30 pound honey badger chasing off a lion, Wolverines chasing off bears/wolves, American badger doing the same, etc. Counts more for humans because we're the same species - less so for animals because they have different characteristics that supersede another animals.
Such as have a far superior bite force.
And Aspie has a far superior suck force?
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jan 21, 2013, 06:14:02 PM
In that picture there seems to be something with many appendages. Spider thingamajib? Or mechanism of sorts?
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Jan 21, 2013, 06:22:00 PM
I dunno Omega. I thought the same thing at first. But you and me ... I think we see monsters in or mash potatoes.
Quote from: First Blood on Jan 21, 2013, 07:28:36 PM
You're crazy Aspie. That never happened.
What you saw was swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Jan 21, 2013, 06:36:58 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jan 21, 2013, 06:27:46 PM
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Jan 21, 2013, 06:22:00 PM
I dunno Omega. I thought the same thing at first. But you and me ... I think we see monsters in or mash potatoes.
:laugh: I'm pretty sure I saw one growing spider legs.
Spider Potato. Fund dat shit.
Omg ...
Spoiler
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Spoiler
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Quote from: Rong Swanston on Jan 24, 2013, 08:56:09 AM
I own the jingle all the way criterion collection edition.
Grate movei
Quote from: Blacklabel on Jan 29, 2013, 07:27:30 PM
Quote from: Ruadh on Jan 29, 2013, 06:46:55 PM
In the end, Citizen Kane is no better than Transformers.
Son, i love transformers (except the michael bay films)...
but seriously now.
I get that what you are saying is that "Football is no better than tenis, it's all subjective."
But Citizen Kane is just better made than Transformers. Jesus christ. it JUST IS. IT CHANGED CINEMA. it's not a perfect perfect film (there arent any) but jesus h. tits, son. O.o. Transformers was disposable trash with good designs and pointlessly confusing, poorly edited action scenes. O.o. Talented people worked on that film for Michael Bay and his "writers" to shamelessly crap all over it.
People argue about art because it f**king matters. Good solid artistry wether in the name of fun flicks or artsy fartsy stuff should matter. Terrible work should not. Pontificating that "it's all subjective" just glorifies intelectual laziness and a laissez faire attitude that let's shit artistry slide because "it just aims at being fun". f**k that.
What if somebody said that "AVPR is no better than Cameron's Aliens... it's all subjective."
f**k no it aint.
Madafakas would get punched in tha face.
Ok, rant mode over. :laugh:
I got dinner to make :laugh:
Quote from: Vickers on Jan 30, 2013, 03:57:45 AM
Sneak peek of The Avengers 2:
Spoiler
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Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Jan 30, 2013, 08:11:28 PM
Quote from: Shasvre on Jan 30, 2013, 05:38:44 PM
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We're proud to present the new non-Euclidean chair from the R'lyeh collection.
(15:59:07) ScardyFox: Whats TK?
(15:59:15) OmegaZilla: Toho Kingdom.
(15:59:16) Hellspawn28: Toho Kingdom
(15:59:20) Cheesy_Doodle_No: The golden paradise laced with gold and diamonds
(15:59:42) Cheesy_Doodle_No: Like being taken away to that special place
(15:59:51) Cheesy_Doodle_No: and if you stay too long you'd fall down and die
(16:00:07) Cheesy_Doodle_No: whoooooooa whoa whoa sweet site of miiiiiiine
(16:00:21) Cheesy_Doodle_No: oh oh oh ooooooh sweet place of miiiiiine
(16:00:23) OmegaZilla: Holy shit
(16:00:27) OmegaZilla: this was priceless!
(16:01:50) Hellspawn28: At least Twin Drive changed his avatar for once.
Aaaaaand this is how it really went.
(21:59:07) ScardyFox: Whats TK?
(21:59:15) OmegaZilla: Toho Kingdom.
(21:59:16) Hellspawn28: Toho Kingdom
(21:59:20) Cheesy_Doodle_No: The golden paradise laced with gold and diamonds
(21:59:25) OmegaZilla: Forum boards about what rubber monster is better in fights.
Quote(15:59:20) Cheesy_Doodle_No: The golden paradise laced with gold and diamonds
(15:59:42) Cheesy_Doodle_No: Like being taken away to that special place
(15:59:51) Cheesy_Doodle_No: and if you stay too long you'd fall down and die
(16:00:07) Cheesy_Doodle_No: whoooooooa whoa whoa sweet site of miiiiiiine
(16:00:21) Cheesy_Doodle_No: oh oh oh ooooooh sweet place of miiiiiine
This redeems you of all things.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Feb 03, 2013, 09:11:07 PM
(21:59:25) OmegaZilla: Forum boards about what rubber monster is better in fights.
Reminds me an awful lot of this other forum I frequent. :P
Quote(07:54:15) predxeno: Ripley just got under the bed with Newt
More than ever confirming Valaquen's 'um, horny' theory. :laugh:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 04, 2013, 10:24:20 PM
Quote from: Rong Swanton on Feb 04, 2013, 10:21:40 PM
Mfw windows
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Mfw Mac
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Quote from: Bad Replicant on Aug 21, 2011, 06:24:31 AM
Quote from: Horhey on Aug 21, 2011, 05:14:08 AM
Right... Well Im not into mind games so you can take your pictures, videos, and sarcasm to some gay teenage dude who will play along.
http://www.ibiblio.org/samneill/pictures/jp/s-280species3.jpg
HE KNOWS
You f**kin' jingoist.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 06, 2013, 02:05:24 AM
Quote from: Bad Replicant on Aug 21, 2011, 06:24:31 AM
Quote from: Horhey on Aug 21, 2011, 05:14:08 AM
Right... Well Im not into mind games so you can take your pictures, videos, and sarcasm to some gay teenage dude who will play along.
http://www.ibiblio.org/samneill/pictures/jp/s-280species3.jpg
HE KNOWS
Oh my. :laugh:
Quote(01:06:33) whiterabbit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLA7dQ-uxR0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLA7dQ-uxR0)
(01:07:07) ((_Ghost_)): Who is that whore
(01:07:44) ((_Ghost_)): You notice how the "JUDGE"
(01:07:51) ((_Ghost_)): Asks her how much $$$ shes makes?
(01:09:09) whiterabbit: just some girl high on xanax
(01:10:54) ((_Ghost_)): No because she couldn't have seen the judge until a day latr.
(01:11:04) ((_Ghost_)): This some Illuminati shit.
(01:11:07) whiterabbit: judge only wanted to know if he could afford her services
(01:12:01) ((_Ghost_)): f**king pig.
(01:12:13) ((_Ghost_)): That girl is a beautiful goddess.
(01:12:21) ((_Ghost_)): :idea:
(01:12:24) whiterabbit: lol
(01:12:39) whiterabbit: eh 5 out of 10
(01:12:42) whiterabbit: at best
(01:12:50) ((_Ghost_)): She probably sucks a MEAN dick.
(01:12:58) whiterabbit: of course
(01:13:00) ((_Ghost_)): Like, she has practice.
(01:13:11) ((_Ghost_)): So not that you'd want to find out. but she could!
(01:13:24) whiterabbit: you saw that jaw dropping expression she gave
(01:13:30) ((_Ghost_)): As a Floridian lol I'm not surprised she's from Miami.
(01:13:35) whiterabbit: haha
(01:13:37) ((_Ghost_)): Typical Cuban slut.
(01:13:57) ((_Ghost_)): So f**king hot though.
(01:14:01) whiterabbit: explains all the jewelry
(01:14:10) ((_Ghost_)): The judge is spanish too LOL
(01:14:15) ((_Ghost_)): so you KNOW it's Miami
W A T
Uh....?
The worst part is that link from the quote doesn't work. :(
^wat? "the judge is spanish"... wat? Dat casual xenophobia... dat stupidity.
anyway. Meanwhile.. in the SKyfall thread.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 06, 2013, 01:21:43 PM
There is no real continuity between Bonds, you f**kin' baboon.
Cheers Sweeps... Who said she was hot? ???
I'd f**k her.
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Feb 06, 2013, 09:02:49 PM
I'd f**k her.
Grimez gon grimez
mfw
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Quote from: Blacklabel on Feb 06, 2013, 01:30:18 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 06, 2013, 01:21:43 PM
There is no real continuity between Bonds, you f**kin' baboon.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 06, 2013, 01:37:58 PM
Quote from: Hubbs on Feb 06, 2013, 01:32:58 PM
Well no, geez don't you guys read or understand anything?! 'Bond' is a code name character so the character can be played by anyone. When one 007 agent dies a new guy takes up the role, so its not an issue.
No, you red-assed chest beater, it's a single character. Did you even watch Skyfall? Do you even lift?
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 07, 2013, 03:44:21 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 07, 2013, 03:37:24 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 07, 2013, 03:29:57 AM
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^Quotes are hilarious.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Feb 08, 2013, 01:40:43 AM
Quote from: SM on Feb 08, 2013, 01:25:26 AM
How do you feel the game will be received by fans and gamers?
There is a ton of fan service in the game for all those super fans that follow the franchise as closely as we do. If you scour over the levels, you'll find all kind of continuity errors to the film.
Sounds so f**king awesome, herez my dollar money!
Quote from: coolbreeze on Feb 08, 2013, 03:25:54 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Feb 08, 2013, 02:42:21 AM
Who would like to join me in my Hot Tub?
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/13085_10200657381743947_590105069_n.jpg)
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages20.fotki.com%2Fv355%2Fphotos%2F4%2F43004%2F4170460%2FSWATHazMatTraining101906117-vi.jpg&hash=bf127becc86ad6ff18599d8dec4e9bdcb3f35eae)
WTF does that even mean?
It means your material is hazardous.
I'm hazardous to the health of ladies?
I believe it is universally contagious.
Your thinking to hard on it, it just 2 unrelated image that looks funny when you put the two together. Nothing more.
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Feb 08, 2013, 03:34:07 AM
WTF does that even mean?
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 08, 2013, 03:41:13 AM
It means your material is hazardous.
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Feb 08, 2013, 03:42:36 AM
I'm hazardous to the health of ladies?
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 08, 2013, 03:45:18 AM
I believe it is universally contagious.
Quote from: Lie on Feb 08, 2013, 03:46:13 AM
Your thinking to hard on it, it just 2 unrelated image that looks funny when you put the two together. Nothing more.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theparisreview.org%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F07%2FAudience-Laughing460_276-big.jpg&hash=5a08b01b0b35b4d582a464df642776e797ea727f)
Fu- keep going...
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Feb 08, 2013, 03:34:07 AM
WTF does that even mean?
Your jizzum is probably floating around in there.
Quote from: SM on Feb 08, 2013, 03:43:04 AM
Quote from: coolbreeze on Feb 08, 2013, 03:25:54 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Feb 08, 2013, 02:42:21 AM
Who would like to join me in my Hot Tub?
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/13085_10200657381743947_590105069_n.jpg)
Spoiler
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Spoiler
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Quote from: First Blood on Feb 08, 2013, 05:05:20 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Feb 08, 2013, 03:34:07 AM
WTF does that even mean?
Your jizzum is probably floating around in there.
Seriously man....that's gross >:(
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Feb 08, 2013, 03:11:58 PM
Seriously man....that's gross >:(
Audite qui colloquitur...!
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Feb 08, 2013, 03:11:58 PM
Seriously man....that's gross >:(
Well, why'd you do it then?
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Feb 08, 2013, 03:11:58 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Feb 08, 2013, 05:05:20 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Feb 08, 2013, 03:34:07 AM
WTF does that even mean?
Your jizzum is probably floating around in there.
Seriously man....that's gross >:(
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Latinus est, stultus.
The precedent phrase means "you hear who is talking"; meaning that you've posted that kind of gross statements before and it's hilarious that you were grossed out by First Blood's post.
Quote from: WeaN on Feb 08, 2013, 12:35:24 PM
Dunno what they've been doing for 4 years, this has to be some kind of sick joke.
Quote from: szkoki on Feb 08, 2013, 12:36:55 PM
http://media.officialplaystationmagazine.co.uk/files/2012/03/Randy.jpg
:laugh:
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Feb 12, 2013, 05:53:19 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzVBqBosf5w# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzVBqBosf5w#)
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Quote from: chrisr232007 on Feb 13, 2013, 01:42:11 PM
"How many games is this for you, Gearbox?"
"Thirty eight... simulated."
"How many *decent* games?"
"Uh, two. Not including this one."
Just going back through the quotes thread...
Quote from: Pn2501 on May 25, 2011, 12:07:09 AM
http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/9106/fatasax.jpg
... :laugh:
Quote from: PrivateHudson87 on Feb 14, 2013, 04:47:02 PM
Pitchford: Look, those two releases are worth millions to the licensing division, right? Now, if you're smart, we can both come out of it as heroes, and we will be set up for life.
Throwawayacm: You're crazy, Pitchford, you know that? You really think you can get dangerous bugs like that past Microsoft certification?
Pitchford: How can they fail it if they don't know about it?
Throwawayacm: Oh, but they will know about it, Pitchford. From me. Just like they'll know that you were responsible for the loss of one hundred and fifty seven thousand fans!
Pitchford: Wait a second—
Throwawayacm: You sent them to that E3 walkthrough!
Pitchford: You're wrong!
Throwawayacm: I just checked the company blog, directive dated 6/6/2012, signed Pitchford, Randall S. You sent them out there and you didn't even warn them! Why didn't you warn them, Pitchford?
Pitchford: Okay, look. What if those bugs didn't even exist? Did you ever think about that? I didn't know! So now, if I went and made a major security situation out of it, everybody steps in. SEGA steps in, and there are no exclusive rights for anybody; nobody wins. So I made a decision, and it was wrong. It was a bad call, Throwawayacm. It was a bad call.
Throwawayacm: Bad call? These fans are gone, Pitchford! Don't you have any idea what you've done here? Well, I'm gonna make sure that they nail you right to the wall for this! You're not gonna sleaze your way out of this one! Right to the wall!
Pitchford: Throwawayacm...! You know, I... I expected more from you. I thought you'd be smarter than this.
Throwawayacm: I'm happy to disappoint you.
Just epic. :D
Fooling around with the search feature and found this gem :D
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Apr 07, 2011, 03:32:09 AM
...Olivia Wilde is like Samuel L. Jackson in Summer Glau's body...
I normally don't like Maledoro that much, but this post shows he has a great sense of humor :laugh:
Quote from: maledoro on Feb 15, 2013, 09:55:52 PM
Quote from: ScardyFox on Feb 15, 2013, 09:45:25 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Feb 15, 2013, 08:29:47 PMParticularly if it involves Maledoro. ;) :laugh:
Guy does have an obsession.
I cannot lie.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/66788_460700170632710_1496727630_n.jpg
Quote from: SiL on Feb 16, 2013, 02:45:25 AM
Every time Rick posts in this thread I am more and more convinced this is how he starts his day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noKVrNK2VKM#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noKVrNK2VKM#ws)
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 20, 2013, 01:52:02 AM
lolwtf am I reading.
I'll just assume the past few pages are the product of Spoon's avatar. Godammit 60s Spiderman.
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Feb 22, 2013, 09:21:43 PM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 22, 2013, 09:17:43 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Feb 22, 2013, 09:16:05 PM
I hate how everyone is against me...
Who are these people that are supposedly against you?
Anyone who has to disagree with what I have to say.
PROBLEMS LIKE THESE.
Spoiler
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 22, 2013, 09:40:23 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Feb 22, 2013, 09:21:43 PM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 22, 2013, 09:17:43 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Feb 22, 2013, 09:16:05 PM
I hate how everyone is against me...
Who are these people that are supposedly against you?
Anyone who has to disagree with what I have to say.
PROBLEMS LIKE THESE.
Spoiler
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:laugh:
LMAO!!!
He wants a f**king Ricktatorship! :laugh:
Issue #1
Quote from: SDR on Feb 21, 2013, 10:55:13 PM
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Issue #2
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The page numbers at the bottom make me want to kill so I can see the entire thing!
Quote from: ShadowPred on Feb 24, 2013, 02:32:53 AM
The page numbers at the bottom make me want to kill so I can see the entire thing!
Wait... There's more?!
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 24, 2013, 02:34:53 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Feb 24, 2013, 02:32:53 AM
The page numbers at the bottom make me want to kill so I can see the entire thing!
Wait... There's more?!
There has to be! I see no other reason to have two different numbers on each image.
We need to dig deeper.Those comic pages are amazing.
Quote from: EEV2650 on Feb 24, 2013, 10:38:21 AM
Well with using language like "I could f**k her if I wanted too",you fooled me.
Quote from: alanwu1233 on Feb 24, 2013, 05:26:42 PM
Are there any games that allow you to hit or beat or stomp on the corpse just like dead space and aliens vs predator these days?
You know it's fun where you can put some "extra hole" in the bodies.
...
Quote from: Shasvre on Feb 24, 2013, 08:44:36 PM
Quote from: alanwu1233 on Feb 24, 2013, 05:26:42 PM
Are there any games that allow you to hit or beat or stomp on the corpse just like dead space and aliens vs predator these days?
You know it's fun where you can put some "extra hole" in the bodies.
...
I had a... similar reaction.
Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Feb 25, 2013, 03:35:52 AM
Quote from: Rong Swanton on Feb 25, 2013, 03:34:07 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 25, 2013, 03:33:34 AM
Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Feb 25, 2013, 03:33:24 AM
Quote from: Rong Swanton on Feb 25, 2013, 03:31:04 AM
ive been showing my mum rick... she thinks you aighhtttttt.. :)
Rick might just get laid yet.
I lol'd so damn hard at this.
MY mums dead c**tS!!!
omg
Rick's still probably seeing that as a chance to get laid.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Spoon, Rong, and Aspie: A trifecta of savage dark humor.
Keep it coming.
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Feb 26, 2013, 04:10:32 AM
I just looked over the past few pages (did not read Rick's super long post).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NGMQvM8faw# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NGMQvM8faw#)
I'm dying. I'm f**king
dying here! Oh Christ, I can't f**king breathe! :laugh:
Quote from: DontRelaxJustYetMarines on Feb 28, 2013, 02:39:58 AM
Predators are dominant alpha males but not humans so macho dickheads can relate to them and not feel queer. Aliens are all weird in their sexuality, much like women, so it's very satisfying to watch that get annihilated with a blast of plasma from a phallus-shaped shoulder-mounted gun.
...wut?
Sign that boy up for the service!
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 28, 2013, 03:18:32 AM
Quote from: DontRelaxJustYetMarines on Feb 28, 2013, 02:39:58 AM
Predators are dominant alpha males but not humans so macho dickheads can relate to them and not feel queer. Aliens are all weird in their sexuality, much like women, so it's very satisfying to watch that get annihilated with a blast of plasma from a phallus-shaped shoulder-mounted gun.
...wut?
Genius!
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 28, 2013, 03:20:56 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 28, 2013, 03:18:32 AM
Quote from: DontRelaxJustYetMarines on Feb 28, 2013, 02:39:58 AM
Predators are dominant alpha males but not humans so macho dickheads can relate to them and not feel queer. Aliens are all weird in their sexuality, much like women, so it's very satisfying to watch that get annihilated with a blast of plasma from a phallus-shaped shoulder-mounted gun.
...wut?
Genius!
The ramblings of a mad man.
Quote from: Eva on Feb 28, 2013, 05:37:35 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Feb 28, 2013, 05:03:46 AM
Simple. Perfect. Love it.
Thank you Eva. ;D
You are welcome ;)
Spoiler
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Quote from: Lie on Feb 28, 2013, 03:30:50 PM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 28, 2013, 03:20:56 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 28, 2013, 03:18:32 AM
Quote from: DontRelaxJustYetMarines on Feb 28, 2013, 02:39:58 AM
Predators are dominant alpha males but not humans so macho dickheads can relate to them and not feel queer. Aliens are all weird in their sexuality, much like women, so it's very satisfying to watch that get annihilated with a blast of plasma from a phallus-shaped shoulder-mounted gun.
...wut?
Genius!
The ramblings of a mad man.
Could be our new TK :laugh:
Quote from: coolbreeze on Feb 28, 2013, 03:33:26 PM
Quote from: Lie on Feb 28, 2013, 03:30:50 PM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 28, 2013, 03:20:56 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 28, 2013, 03:18:32 AM
Quote from: DontRelaxJustYetMarines on Feb 28, 2013, 02:39:58 AM
Predators are dominant alpha males but not humans so macho dickheads can relate to them and not feel queer. Aliens are all weird in their sexuality, much like women, so it's very satisfying to watch that get annihilated with a blast of plasma from a phallus-shaped shoulder-mounted gun.
...wut?
Genius!
The ramblings of a mad man.
Could be our new TK :laugh:
Oh god.
The clown...
Quote from: coolbreeze on Feb 28, 2013, 03:33:26 PM
Quote from: Lie on Feb 28, 2013, 03:30:50 PM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 28, 2013, 03:20:56 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 28, 2013, 03:18:32 AM
Quote from: DontRelaxJustYetMarines on Feb 28, 2013, 02:39:58 AM
Predators are dominant alpha males but not humans so macho dickheads can relate to them and not feel queer. Aliens are all weird in their sexuality, much like women, so it's very satisfying to watch that get annihilated with a blast of plasma from a phallus-shaped shoulder-mounted gun.
...wut?
Genius!
The ramblings of a mad man.
Could be our new TK :laugh:
And TK came back just in time as well.
I knew someone was talking about me.
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 28, 2013, 10:54:04 PM
Quote from: Trainer Red on Feb 28, 2013, 10:51:55 PM
And how would you know? :)
i smell it on you
or more actually DON'T smell it lol
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 28, 2013, 10:52:21 PM
lulz, ware do u get ur jokes from derp dawg, the toilet facktory?
lol your mouth is a toilet factory i would hapily shit in it
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 27, 2013, 12:32:52 AM
Hey, just wondering, would anyone happen to know exactly what this is? Its some metal plaque that I bought at a Church flea market a few years back for no more than a dollar or two. It was obviously a tie in thing for either the theatrical or VHS release of the 1997 Special Editions of the Original Trilogy, but aside form that I have no clue where it originated from.
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Its numbered 33,226/ 40,000 on the back, if that means anything.
Quote from: SM on Feb 27, 2013, 01:40:37 AM
It means there are 39,999 others.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 27, 2013, 02:05:51 AM
I get that...just posted that bit of information on the off chance it helped anyone recognize what it was :P
Quote from: Cvalda on Mar 01, 2013, 11:03:38 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Mar 01, 2013, 11:02:38 PM
She makes me wanna have SWAG (Sex with a Ginger).
You just wanna have sex with anything that has a pulse.
On second thought, even that might not be a requirement.
BAM! 8) :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Mar 05, 2013, 02:02:47 AM
Quote from: Vickers on Mar 05, 2013, 01:12:53 AM
Asking people if they're robots is disrespectful.
Spoiler
But it gets you laid.
The person that runs the CAPTCHA things must get an absurd amount of the D/V.
Quote from: Aspie on Mar 05, 2013, 10:12:33 PM
Should've watched it in theatres and not on your flip phone.
This is the equivalent of when Superboy Prime punched TIME.
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Mar 06, 2013, 07:36:22 AM
Rick-Grimes
Lacking Satisfying Results.
Rick Grimes:
Immaniceguy
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NOOOOOOO!
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:laugh: :laugh:
Anytime.
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Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Mar 06, 2013, 06:18:40 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Mar 06, 2013, 06:15:51 PM
Quote from: Eva on Mar 06, 2013, 05:44:57 PM
@Rick - I once gave you the advice just to take a break from the relationship thread for a while. No need to leave, just don't feed that thread, because you must know the outcome by now.
It's not that. I have had it with members always f**king around with me. They obviously don't want me here, so 'll leave.
Not everyone is going to like you. No reason to leave because people don't like you. This, coming from someone who doesn't like you.
:laugh:
f**king Rick. Trololololoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Quote from: RagingDragon on Mar 06, 2013, 07:00:18 PM
Oh christ poor me, Rick.
You're lucky I deleted everything I was about to post. It was scathing, brutal, enlightening, relentlessly honest, the type of post dripping with hard wisdom that a young man may only read once in a lifetime.
But I deleted it, because you just suck now and have gone full TK.
These people should be eating you alive, they'd get much more from it. ;) Just make sure you keep taking advantage of their kindness.
Sadly none of this will sink in to your impregnable teenage brain. Nothing will change, and a week from now you'll be back to your old idiotic self like nothing happened. Rick is the most important thing to Rick, and Rick wants to talk about this.
You're pushing my buttons bitch. Pushing my buttons.
Quote from: DontRelaxJustYetMarines on Mar 08, 2013, 06:50:48 AM
Piss off with your small-minded stereotypes you assholes. Oh I know, you have to stereotype in order to think. That's what a troll once told me. See? I just stereotyped there as well. Irony.
Anyway, to hell with you all. I am very attractive to the opposite sex. If I was an ugly c**t, then I would just find an ugly bitch. But it's not like I wake up every day, look in the mirror and see the Elephant Man.
But unlike you people, I am actual person. A real human being. Everybody does things differently. RETARDED LOSER LOL. f**k off. You cannot grasp the complexities of someone like me. So go on, throw me a few memes and stereotype me. Who the f**k are you anyway? Go f**k yourself.
Okay, now read it again in the voice of Alex Jones.
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Mar 08, 2013, 06:57:04 AM
http://i847.photobucket.com/albums/ab35/Space-Sweeper/Various%20GIFs/tumblr_lmpgjmAkfk1qad7to.gif
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Bullshit, Grimes can't be that oblivious.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Mar 10, 2013, 01:15:33 PM
It's like the bitter ex-cop that goes to the bar near the station to get really drunk and talk shit to the new recruits until an old companion comes over and tries to walk him out. :laugh:
Wow, that entire clusterf**k is gone. :s
Kinda wanted to know what happened in the end.
Yeah...he was kind of entertaining. Always liked reading his wildly outrageous comments no matter how ridiculous they were.
Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Mar 11, 2013, 01:49:11 AM
Quote from: samoht on Mar 11, 2013, 01:47:58 AM
Who the fukc was Rong?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ff678f1d056b6848b655bd59c932be1/tumblr_miwnnjlirT1rlup5oo1_500.jpg
Quote from: Aspie on Mar 11, 2013, 02:40:59 AM
Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Mar 11, 2013, 01:49:11 AM
Quote from: samoht on Mar 11, 2013, 01:47:58 AM
Who the fukc was Rong?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ff678f1d056b6848b655bd59c932be1/tumblr_miwnnjlirT1rlup5oo1_500.jpg
So beautiful.
Quote from: Rothschild on May 25, 2011, 02:05:36 PM
You guys are like the dynamic duo. Without the sexual tension.
Quote from: Pn2501 on May 25, 2011, 04:50:23 PM
Oh there's tension, his Mulder to my Scully :laugh:
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on May 25, 2011, 08:32:48 PM
You're the TJ doc to my SpaceMarines!
Quote from: Pn2501 on May 25, 2011, 08:45:20 PM
You're the SM to my SiL
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on May 25, 2011, 08:55:13 PM
You're the Space Sweeper to my Shadowpred!
Quote from: Pn2501 on May 25, 2011, 08:57:41 PM
You're the L33t link to my Nezilar the hybrid.
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on May 25, 2011, 09:02:39 PM
...
that's enough.
All banned too.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Mar 14, 2013, 10:57:48 PM
If you have green, you don't need yellow-- you already know what everybodys thinking: that motherf**ker can fly.
:laugh:
Quote from: TDSA The Depressed on Mar 16, 2013, 02:56:23 AM
I won't participate; I'd rather be called autistic than beautiful as having beauty implies not being manly and at least with autism there is a caliber of manly possible as long as you don't go overboard. With that said good luck to the winners and judges, I'll just be depressed or something.
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http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ReversePsychology (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ReversePsychology)
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ComicallyMissingThePoint (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ComicallyMissingThePoint)
More like I said all that on purpose so I could use reverse psychology, that way I win all the votes. :laugh:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ReversePsychologyBackfire (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ReversePsychologyBackfire)
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Mar 09, 2013, 04:11:13 AM
Dedicated to TK & Rick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=954XVkSg4gM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=954XVkSg4gM#)
Quote from: Eva on Mar 20, 2013, 04:22:33 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Mar 20, 2013, 03:46:54 PM
When did Eva become a man?
When did you?
Spoiler
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Quote from: TDSA The Depressed on Mar 15, 2013, 06:55:23 PM
Now to journey into Hell's colon.
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7225/alcoholakibaavy.png
Holy shit, :laugh: I can't :laugh: stop :laugh: laughing :laugh:!
Quote from: Lie on Mar 24, 2013, 11:27:05 AM
http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac206/Lie1295/Ccc_zpsda4366af.png
What They Saw;
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma1imy2p2j1r9bkeao1_500.gif
What I Saw;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I7Ue2wX6iQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I7Ue2wX6iQ#)
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Mar 24, 2013, 10:14:19 PM
Quote from: Lie on Mar 24, 2013, 11:27:05 AM
http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac206/Lie1295/Ccc_zpsda4366af.png
What They Saw;
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma1imy2p2j1r9bkeao1_500.gif
What I Saw;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I7Ue2wX6iQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I7Ue2wX6iQ#)
Oh, Lie. :laugh:
Hey, you know what I just noticed... even though Lie's response is meant to say that he was the one with no idea what was going on, the fact that he commented on the scene with "combo breaker"... is completely and utterly accurate as any other piece of insight, seeing as what's happening in the scene IS the breaking of a repetition... Christ. :laugh:
wut da hell... :laugh:
The powers of Evangelion. ;D
P.S. Sweeps. I found Cloud Atlas, English version, Blu-ray. :P
The best part is that he's playing on something you legitimately believed. :laugh:
I neither confirm nor deny the validity of that.
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Mar 24, 2013, 03:06:29 AM
You know what I think of Aliens: Colonial Marines?
I think with Aliens: Colonial Marines it didn't require any discipline. They merely read what others (the previous movies) had done then they took the next step. They didn't earn the knowledge for themselves, so they don't take any responsibility for it. They stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as they could, and before they even knew what they had, they patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now *bangs on table* you're selling it, you wanna sell it. Well...
Fantastic f**king post.
That was beautiful.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Mar 25, 2013, 03:54:06 AM
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Mar 24, 2013, 03:06:29 AM
You know what I think of Aliens: Colonial Marines?
I think with Aliens: Colonial Marines it didn't require any discipline. They merely read what others (the previous movies) had done then they took the next step. They didn't earn the knowledge for themselves, so they don't take any responsibility for it. They stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as they could, and before they even knew what they had, they patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now *bangs on table* you're selling it, you wanna sell it. Well...
Fantastic f**king post.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_ASmaQsPEw#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_ASmaQsPEw#ws)
Quote from: Blacklabel on Mar 29, 2013, 05:32:58 AM
.....somehow.... this trailer reminded me of.. this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baeiVOKgWMo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baeiVOKgWMo#)
"y'all need to remember that." :laugh:
the peenuuuuuusssss
is a very powuhful organ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr9GqQU6kgI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr9GqQU6kgI#)
VAGINA POWER!
"behold the beauty of god!" :laugh:
Quote from: Blacklabel on Mar 29, 2013, 05:46:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr9GqQU6kgI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr9GqQU6kgI#)
VAGINA POWER!
"behold the beauty of god!" :laugh:
Gosh, I'm losing it over here! :laugh: Please say there's more. These are golden.
God bless Public Access television, seriously :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
http://www.alexyssktylor.net/ (http://www.alexyssktylor.net/)
Jeeesus. :laugh:
Vickers, Just search alexyss tylor on youtube.. tons of stuff... scary stuff. :laugh:
QuoteAlexyss K. Tylor on the Maury SHOW!!!
JACKPOT :laugh: :laugh:
OMG, her tweets:
VAGINAPOWER US Supreme Court and Homosexual Agenda
VAGINAPOWER WAKE UP BITCH 2012! YO BABY DADDY AINT SHIT
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Don't worry, I gots love for you too shoog :-*
Vagina Power sounds like the most sexual catchphrase for a Power Ranger transformation.
Vagina Ranger roll out!
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 29, 2013, 06:51:12 AM
Vagina Ranger roll out!
I'm not sure where you've been learning your anatomy...
That adds a whole new shocking dimension to Optimus Prime's orders.
On Twilight, old gold
Quote from: SiL on Nov 25, 2008, 01:00:17 AM
By the looks of it.
It's an excellent anti-sex campaign for goths, though. Eventually they will all wither and die, because they're too afraid to screw each other for fear of their balls exploding violently.
Quote from: Cvalda on Mar 29, 2013, 04:24:16 AM
My mind echoes with but one two word phrase, the most succint and perfect expression any sane mind could have when confronted by a post such as that which has been brought to life by the OP:
Spoiler
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Quote from: Aspie on Mar 30, 2013, 09:20:09 PM
I'm not a fan of Aliens. At all. It's only above A:Resurrection IMO.
Aspie, everyone. :laugh:
BANE and OmegaZilla, I love you! ;D
Quote from: ScardyFox on Apr 01, 2013, 04:23:13 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 01, 2013, 04:21:50 PM
The hell is happening exactly?
Extraordinarily low-brow stuff.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 01, 2013, 04:40:29 PM
Like this?
http://i46.tinypic.com/jjy6o6.png
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Apr 01, 2013, 04:48:10 PM
Nah, dude.
Even lower.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 01, 2013, 04:54:01 PM
http://i46.tinypic.com/25z4bcl.png
Quote from: BANE on Apr 01, 2013, 05:09:13 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 01, 2013, 04:54:01 PM
http://i46.tinypic.com/25z4bcl.png
Unfortunately, he's a pervert.
Spoiler
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Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 01, 2013, 05:14:08 PM
Unfortunately, he didn't know someone even more pervert was behind him.
Spoiler
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Quote from: BANE on Apr 01, 2013, 05:18:14 PM
And the chain of perversion continues.
Spoiler
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Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 01, 2013, 05:47:01 PM
Quote from: BANE on Apr 01, 2013, 05:18:14 PM
And the chain of perversion continues.
Spoiler
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And continues.
Spoiler
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Quote from: BANE on Apr 01, 2013, 06:10:37 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 01, 2013, 05:47:01 PM
Quote from: BANE on Apr 01, 2013, 05:18:14 PM
And the chain of perversion continues.
Spoiler
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And continues.
Spoiler
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Uh-oh. Looks like someone's been anticipating this exact situation.Spoiler
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Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 01, 2013, 06:14:28 PM
Unaware of...
Spoiler
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Quote from: BANE on Apr 01, 2013, 06:24:07 PM
Thinking quickly, our pervert sends up the chin tit signal...
Spoiler
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Quote from: ShadowPred on Apr 06, 2013, 12:06:06 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 06, 2013, 12:00:18 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Apr 05, 2013, 11:46:52 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 05, 2013, 11:44:57 PM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Apr 05, 2013, 11:21:15 PM
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Quote from: ShadowPred on Apr 05, 2013, 11:13:39 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 05, 2013, 11:12:26 PM
Ah, I thought the title was relating to what Ken Levine must be facing when thinking about the future.
The "making-of" documentary will be called Infinite Crisis.
Oh my god yes. Like Dangerous Days.
I was joking.
I was agreeing that a hypothetical documentary should be called that.
It's not hypothetical if it's already happened elsewhere!!!
D-- do you mean in another dimension, there's a Bioshock Infinite making-of documentary called The Infinite Crisis?
http://gyazo.com/a9e67e722da118b52d5712e3d83a0938.png
Yes.......
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oh god
i cant stop laughing
halp
LOLOL!
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 06, 2013, 09:17:27 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 06, 2013, 03:17:57 AM
Are video games art? Yay or Nay.
I say Nay. Aside from the fact that they are juvenile, instantly disposable products with no redeeming cultural value lasting
I am absolutely gut-punched by such a display of ignorance. This is the continuation of a dead man's debate for a reason. I can see gaming through your eyes; a shooting gallery with children screaming at each other over microphones or half-drunk man-children sitting in front of a bright TV in a dark room talking to their 'bros' and calling to their depressed girlfriend who's ironing his clothes in the background 'babe, gemme another beer will ya?'
Yeah, that stuff exists; the parodies need something to go off of. But I think you need to seriously educate yourself on how gaming has evolved and what it means to experience it before you go off calling them 'juvenile' and 'instantly disposable'. That's downright insulting to anybody who's invested and educated in the medium-- somebody who is clearly not yourself. Modern games such as Bioshock Infinite (the prime example) are just as much compilations of various art forms as any film or television show.
QuoteYou watch a film, read a book, listen to music, study a painting.
You play a game. Play, as you'll no doubt resort to associating with childishness, is an absorbing experience, and if done right can take you in any direction you want, be it joy, sadness, anger, laughter, or so on... just like any of the other art forms. You also say that gaming lacks any lasting impact which is just so wrong that it makes me wonder if you've even played a game with a story. I can recall any moment I've had during gameplay along with the ending in a heartbeat if it's made an impression. In this regard, it is, again, like any other artform. Some movies are crap and therefore you immediately forget them, barren of any memorable factors, and the same goes for games. Any half decent game, like any half decent movie, book, or painting will stay with you and that's just a basic accomplishment. It doesn't matter if you're in a gameplay segment or watching a cinematic cutscene, if it's done right, it will stick with you.
Games that are played as a past time were made to be done as such, but games that were made to be absorbing and provide a true experience are exactly that. I honestly wish you would take the time to watch the first fifteen or so minutes of Bioshock Infinite (up to, let's say the part where the interracial couple is brought out onto the stage to be essentially stoned), and witness the craftsmanship and detail that is put into the world that immediately pulls you in, the mind-bending meta-analysis taking place, and the prevalent cultural and religious atrocities that take place in such an alien-yet-disturbingly human city in the sky. Now this isn't some obscure indie gem, it's a full-on mainstream released game that is just as important as its predecessor has been in nudging gaming in a much more meaningful and important direction. Gaming has always been the accumulation of ideas, to pull one into a virtual space and let them explore-- a pure form of escapism that can take you any direction; it's as important as the person playing it, whether the player is making decisions for a character to die or not, or simply to turn left or right. An emotional connection and investment is what guides the player, not what the designer says they can and cannot do; that is if it is made right. Just like any other form of art.
I'm not sure how much more can be said for either side of this, but as I've already mentioned, after experiencing what just about any other person that plays modern games these days feels, seeing the narrowness of your analysis and considering that many others believe the same thing is incredibly difficult to fathom.
I KNEW Sweeper would jump in on that when he'd find it.
I love it.
Hell of a post Sweeper. And well said.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Apr 06, 2013, 09:52:51 PM
The Norse mythology is true. A man can create a legion of robotic suits. Gamma radiation turns people into monsters. A man frozen during World War II can be thawed out during the modern day. Aliens invaded New York City.
But women can't hack computers.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 07, 2013, 09:55:40 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Apr 06, 2013, 09:52:51 PM
The Norse mythology is true. A man can create a legion of robotic suits. Gamma radiation turns people into monsters. A man frozen during World War II can be thawed out during the modern day. Aliens invaded New York City.
But women can't hack computers.
I need no context, this is perfect as it is. Also, I f**king missed this post in that thread lol.
Quote from: TDSA The Depressed on Apr 08, 2013, 01:07:31 PM
http://www.tohokingdom.com/ (http://www.tohokingdom.com/)
I think I am going to make some comparisons. :P
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Apr 08, 2013, 01:12:11 PM
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7225/alcoholakibaavy.png
You're going to compare Toho Kingdom members to characters?
Or you're going to compare us to Toho characters?
Or you're going to compare us to Toho Kingdom members???
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 07, 2013, 10:33:55 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 07, 2013, 09:27:32 PM
Deep Star Six
Sounds like a porn parody of Battlestar Galactica that I wouldn't mind watching.
Quote from: SM on Apr 08, 2013, 06:32:08 AM
QuoteGirls like a guy with some dance moves.
The macarena got me laid.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 08, 2013, 01:14:58 PM
Quote from: TDSA The Depressed on Apr 08, 2013, 01:07:31 PM
http://www.tohokingdom.com/ (http://www.tohokingdom.com/)
I think I am going to make some comparisons. :P
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Apr 08, 2013, 01:12:11 PM
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7225/alcoholakibaavy.png
You're going to compare Toho Kingdom members to characters?
Or you're going to compare us to Toho characters?
Or you're going to compare us to Toho Kingdom members???
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I was just coming here to post that! :laugh:
TDSA Avatar Use Perfection.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Apr 08, 2013, 09:58:02 PM
Quote from: TDSA The Depressed on Apr 08, 2013, 09:52:18 PM
Like I give a bull crap with a side of noodles and bacon.
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:3
LMFAO!
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 09, 2013, 05:05:59 AM
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Quote from: Vertigo on Apr 10, 2013, 12:03:24 AM
I like that you don't see the queen burst out in Alien 3 SE/WC/AC/w/e, because it presents the idea that Ripley killed herself for no reason. The alien could have avoided killing her because it wasn't into chicks, or something. It's an alien, not a LogicTron Eight Thousand. Ultrasound? If you use your imagination you can see anything in those bloody things. If she and Aaron had been hungry, they might have seen a packet of crisps.
So ultimately, she threw herself into a vat of molten lead to stop feeling a bit sick, which makes Alien 3 my favourite film to watch when I have the flu.
Jesus Christ.
...
...
Quote from: BANE on Apr 10, 2013, 02:21:42 AM
When asked recently if she remembered any of her lines from the somewhat disturbing film "We Need to Talk About Kevin", Tilda Swinton replied with one line:
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Mommy was happy before Kevin came along.
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In Sweeps livestream and it's lagging really bad...
thecoolbreeze: The servers can't handle your epic content
SpaceSweeper: "What's this f**k trying to do?!
Sir, he's trying to stream Paprika in HD!
WHAT?!
SHUT IT DOWN!"
Quote from: KirklandSignature on Apr 13, 2013, 10:51:59 PM
Did anyone else have a small problem with caps shield throw attack? Logically it doesn't make sense as a practical weapon,at least to me. I hope there is less shield throwing in winter soldier.
KirklandSignature trying to wrap his head around the whole concept of Captain America. :laugh:
Stumbled into an old thread and found this gem :D
Quote from: Shobidoo on Apr 22, 2011, 05:55:57 PM
I think Burt Gummer is pretty Gross.
Dat Shobi. :laugh:
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Apr 14, 2013, 07:13:07 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Apr 14, 2013, 07:09:36 AM
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Apr 14, 2013, 07:04:07 AM
... I can't remember the last time I went to a Blockbuster store, it must by like... years.
Theres an abandoned blockbuster store in my town. Still got the logo up but an empty space inside.
I'd half expect lots of web, booby traps, chasms, and large rolling boulders in a Blockbuster store today.
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 14, 2013, 02:07:53 AM
Dat Shobi. :laugh:
Remember that, it was the result of a three hour chat with Shobi, Sweeps and I. Those were the good times.
Quote from: predxeno on Apr 14, 2013, 09:16:56 PM
Lol, true, true. And at the risk of sounding like a complete idiot, who's Grimes?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkP4SEMvdmw# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkP4SEMvdmw#)
Quote from: KirklandSignature on Mar 25, 2013, 07:54:31 PM
I was only focused on this area ;)
http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/2796/20130325155210.gif
I feel I should add context:
Just in case he hasn't let you know yet, because I know he's a bit shy about it, Kirkland is gay.
I'M NOT SURE MANY PEOPLE HAVE PICKED UP ON THAT.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 15, 2013, 12:11:44 AM
Quote from: KirklandSignature on Mar 25, 2013, 07:54:31 PM
I was only focused on this area ;)
http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/2796/20130325155210.gif
I feel I should add context:
Just in case he hasn't let you know yet, because I know he's a bit shy about it, Kirkland is gay.
I'M NOT SURE MANY PEOPLE HAVE PICKED UP ON THAT.
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While browsing the 'Halo' thread I found the fabled 'Forever Grunt' that Space Sweeper and SpaceMarines were telling me about! :o
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Apr 02, 2011, 05:08:32 AM
I want a Halo game where I play as a Grunt.
Think about it. Pure, unadulterated survival horror.
EDIT: You punks didn't think I was serious? You were wrong.
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That brought a tear to my eye.
Truly one of the great tragedies of our generation.
wut
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Apr 15, 2013, 02:50:13 AM
While browsing the 'Halo' thread I found the fabled 'Forever Grunt' that Space Sweeper and SpaceMarines were telling me about! :o
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Apr 02, 2011, 05:08:32 AM
I want a Halo game where I play as a Grunt.
Think about it. Pure, unadulterated survival horror.
EDIT: You punks didn't think I was serious? You were wrong.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rNS6D4hSQdA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rNS6D4hSQdA#)
Quote from: Aspie on Apr 15, 2013, 02:53:46 AM
wut
The Halo Vietnam war allegory. Your noobmarks are showing. :P
This actually has me all the more excited to finally read The Forever War.
Just gotta make m way through Blindness and some graphic novel first...
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Apr 15, 2013, 02:58:41 AM
This actually has me all the more excited to finally read The Forever War.
Just gotta make m way through Blindness and some graphic novel first...
READ. IT.
NOW. >:(
That's the book Riddlez wants to destroy, right? :P
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 15, 2013, 03:02:50 AM
That's the book Riddlez wants to destroy, right? :P
Or to create an awesome Sci-Fi spectacle like the Ebert-backed
Prometheus :P
If The Forever War is a minute shorter than at least say 2 hours and 15 minutes, it will be ruined. Hell, it's one of those stories that truly deserves a 3 hour run time. I'd rather see Peter Jackson direct it. :-\
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 15, 2013, 03:11:30 AM
If The Forever War is a minute shorter than at least say 2 hours and 15 minutes, it will be ruined. Hell, it's one of those stories that truly deserves a 3 hour run time. I'd rather see Peter Jackson direct it. :-\
Totally agree on the time.
However, Peter Jackson better stay the hell away from
my baby. >:(
Yeah, that would be a supremely WTF choice to direct a hard sci-fi space opera.
Ridley Scott or Duncan Jones.
Preferably Duncan Jones, but I'll take Ridley Scott as a runner up any day.
Kathryn Bigelow or James Cameron, based on the synopsis.
Like one would think from the director of
Bad Taste to direct a trilogy adaptation of some of the most cherished literary high fantasy epics. {exhale}
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 15, 2013, 03:17:56 AM
Kathryn Bigelow or James Cameron, based on the synopsis.
I'd be cool with that. The story is meant for Bigelow, the visuals are meant for Cameron. Or Scott. Whatever, I just don't want Scott to have any hand in the editing.
I'd pull for Bigelow over Cameron, considering the books content and her previous few films.
But Duncan Jones is still my #1
Duncan Jones needs to do more films in general.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 15, 2013, 03:19:36 AM
I just don't want Scott to have any hand in the editing.
Gotta get the butts in the seats, ya'know?
But anyways, as far as Jackson goes, everyone (justifiably) goes on about how great LotR is, but there's
King Kong as well. Words can not express how much I love that (gotta give it another watch sometime soon, actually. Been far too long). Jackson is great at combining epic sale conflict and adventure with genuine emotion while making 3+ hour films go by like nothing (heck, my mom of all people loved
King Kong and actually genuinely liked the extended LotR trilogy when I showed her the films a few months ago). Sure, Middle Earth and Skull Island aren't science fiction, but that's kind of irrelevant. The man is great at what he does.
And then he made The Hobbit.
And before that The Lovely Bones >_>
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 15, 2013, 03:34:57 AM
And before that The Lovely Bones >_>
ew ew ew ew ew ew
Get a room.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Apr 15, 2013, 03:39:44 AM
Get a room.
Not possible. The kinda stuff I'm into is illegal in Texas.
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Then I will personally pay to fly you and Aspie up to Canada so that you may get a room here.
...why, you want in?
Not in the intimate sense... I've just taken some cues from your business model. ;)
Ho-ho-ho, but you don't even know if Aspie has a face for the movies yet!
Seems like this may be a trip worth taking. ;)
Quote from: Aspie on Apr 15, 2013, 03:32:31 AM
And then he made The Hobbit.
Its a great thing that I really enjoyed that movie then, huh? :3
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Apr 15, 2013, 04:11:15 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Apr 15, 2013, 03:32:31 AM
And then he made The Hobbit.
Its a great thing that I really enjoyed that movie then, huh? :3
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My bros.
Hobbit...f**k YEAH!! Apparently people don't like adventure and dialog.
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Canon?
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CANON!!!!!111!!11
Quote from: ShadowPred on Oct 03, 2010, 07:24:28 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Oct 03, 2010, 07:06:32 PM
Speaking of Floodless and Firefight, I would have loved a Flood mode for firefight!
*ponders for a moment*
I agree.
SHADOWPRED LOVES FLOOD.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Apr 16, 2013, 01:19:56 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Oct 03, 2010, 07:24:28 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Oct 03, 2010, 07:06:32 PM
Speaking of Floodless and Firefight, I would have loved a Flood mode for firefight!
*ponders for a moment*
I agree.
SHADOWPRED LOVES FLOOD.
No more than me always saying that I would enjoy a Horror-themed game just about the Flood.
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Omg, this shit is killing me, lmao!
I want to frame it and put it on my wall
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 16, 2013, 05:07:29 AM
I want to frame it and put it on my wall
I so badly want to actually do this for you.
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Quote from: coolbreeze on Apr 15, 2013, 01:09:11 AM
You're gonna Rick Grimes us.. :laugh:
Is that a thing now? :laugh:
Anything creepy can be considered Rick Grimesing. ;)
I've got
that bad of a reputation huh? :laugh:
Quote from: Xeno Killer 2179 on Apr 17, 2013, 02:39:48 AM
It's been a while since I've done some crazy carrie/scary carrie
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Everything...
In response to a topic about Insane Clown Posse:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 17, 2013, 03:19:45 AM
I'd say this is best suited for the Music (http://music) sub-forum, but I'm not sure the subject qualifies.
Quote from: KNIGHT on Apr 17, 2013, 05:36:24 PM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Apr 17, 2013, 05:05:36 PM
What would happen if I pointed a laser pointer at the President of the United States? :P
You initiate Plan Zeta Foxtrot.
The entire US army will descend down from cloaked choppers, which you didn't see or hear because they didn't want you to.
They will use jetpacks to safely fall to the ground and surround the President, placing kinetic barriers around him for max protection.
However, this is all meant to distract you, since the president is really a hologram.
From behind, you will find yourself tackled by a giant bald eagle, and carried to Mount 'Murica, where justice will be served.
:laugh:
Quote from: Magegg on Apr 19, 2013, 02:36:22 PM
Quote from: KiramidHead on Apr 19, 2013, 01:15:14 PM
I actually saw one person say that they would skip it in theaters because he lacked the red undies. ::)
Clearly, a closeted gay with some briefs fetish.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Apr 20, 2013, 10:05:53 PM
Battle Beyond The Stars
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7/10
NOTE: Sweeps and I saw this movie together, once again we laughed, we cried, we edited the soundtrack...glorious night to the point where we slept until 5AM this morning.
This is a film where a 12 year old man volunteers for a suicide mission in order to save his homeworld of Akir from the maniacal tyrant known as SADOR! He finds himself with a woman torso body for a ship called Nell who is one of the best characters in this movie, basically trash-talking our hero 12 year old man all the way through. During the 12 year old man's travels, he encounters a giant space station occupied by a disembodied head machine and his daughter who is the only known human on a space station occupied by a bunch of androids doing all sorts of work. 12 year old man asks for help, but the machine head man tells him "NO, YOU GONNA BANG MY DAUGHTER AND BREED PEOPLE TO LIVE IN THIS GIANT SPACE STATION" 12 year old man believes this is f**king insane and gets the f**k out before the daughter decides to follow him the hell out of there.
As 12 year old man continues his journey, he encounters Texas Joe, a Texan from outer space who is basically Han Solo's dad. 12-man helps out Texas Joe, and he joins his cause. Along the way 12-Man also encounters a bunch of robed nice-guy Borgs from Star Trek who basically roofie him and date rape him (open to interpretation), and so they too join his cause. 12-Man still needs to get more people to help him battle Sador, so he winds up in some unknown place that is filled with DIAL-A-DRUG machines that reveal mummified space strippers. This is also the same place where 12-Man finds himself face to face with the original Shadow Broker from Mass Effect. He has been in hiding since he was presumed "dead" in Mass Effect 2, and basically joins the 12-Man's cause, only because he wants a "warm meal and a place to hide", seeing as how this is the best option the Shadow Broker can see since he is wanted by the entire f**king Galaxy for god knows how many crimes, he takes the offer of helping out 12-Man.
Beheaded Machine Daughter is seemingly lost and is captured by Gorn, also from Star Trek, along with a He-Man reject from Eternia as his body guard, and two midgets from the alien race that tried to eat people in the Twilight Zone...for some reasons they communicate by heat and are later used as a camp-fire near the end of the movie. Beheaded-machine daughter tells Gorn that she is trying to fight Sador. Gorn becomes her friend after hearing this because he too despises Sador more than anything. By extension he and Eternian reject, along with Midget Space Chefs, joing 12-Man's cause.
12-Man then finds himself face to face with She-Ra. She is f**king insane, and downright balls to the wall f**ked in the head. She basically likes to bang, and kill evil space bastards. Possibly because Hordak wiped out her entire world, and She-Ra has been left mentally insane. She f**ks around with 12-Man (not sexually) and joins his cause to fight Sador. All 7 badasses finally meet up in Akir, they are sort of welcomes before being given a name, instead of Seven Samurai in Space, or Guardians of The Galaxy, they are called THE DEFENDERS OF AKIR! They soon begin preparations to fight off Sador and his batshit insane group of leper-people who somehow look like pigs, but aren't due to me not seeing one of them correctly.
And to end my review, I will leave with a VERY APPROPRIATE track that completely fits this movie...if anything, Mass Effect 2 ripped this movie off. Also..because uh...this movie came first...even the the font of its text was ripped for the ME games.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw#)
Sums up the entire viewing experience beautifully. :laugh:
Quote from: Pn2501 on Mar 08, 2012, 04:15:40 AM
Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion, you are by far the weirdest motherf**ker on these forums, it's actually quite endearing.
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 22, 2013, 12:14:43 AM
Hey Nightmare, have you seen Rocky Horror?
If you haven't, that means you suck and Aspie is officially cooler than you.
Never in the history of humanity has a more perfect deduction been made.
Quote from: Aspie on Apr 22, 2013, 12:31:41 AM
Never in the history of humanity has a more perfect deduction been made.
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:D
Quote from: First Blood on Apr 22, 2013, 12:33:00 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Apr 22, 2013, 12:31:41 AM
Never in the history of humanity has a more perfect deduction been made.
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LOL :P :P :P
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=38084.0 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=38084.0)
QuoteShadowPred - "Since we're talking about Pokemon now, then yes."
Deathbearer - "A wild Shadowpred appeared! I'm gonna catch it"
Sharp Sticks - "i'm gonna catch em all
Speaking of which, Japan, right?"
ShadowPred - *ShadowPred uses sing*
http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/477729-bigthumbnail.jpg
Deathbearer - "SHARP STICKS QUICK, USE SONIC BOOM!!"
Sharp Sticks - "I'm...trying!"
ShadowPred - *ShadowPred flees*
Sharp Sticks - "We'll meet again, Sam-oo-raaaai!
Figure this thread will get recycled once a mod sees it."
ShadowPred - "This will go into my next sig and avvy. Pokemon themed. Now that I think about it, form here on out, there will be a theme to go with it every month. Holidays will be pretty obvious."
Vulhala - "Vulhala used lock! The thread fainted!"
Well that was a random part to my day. :laugh:
Lol, neat.
Quote from: DoomRulz on Apr 23, 2013, 05:05:28 AM
Ha! An A/P/AvP movie with social commentary? Puh-LEASE.
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Apr 26, 2013, 07:07:49 PM
Omegazilla is a Continental Plate cracking Saurian War Cloud from the Cretaceous period who's visage cannot be recorded by modern technology. The last son of an extinction recomposing the bones of his dead brothers and sisters to give thanks to ancient ones who watch from their starry prisons.
Quote from: samoht on Apr 26, 2013, 11:27:54 PM
I had a dream that me and some other random people my age had to do some sort of ancient aztec ritual in a park. We had to put strips of clay in our ass cracks, then position them decoratively around our assholes. We then had to stand up and spin around whilst shitting.
Then I woke up.
Magnificent.
Quote from: First Blood on Apr 28, 2013, 08:17:23 PM
Quote from: samoht on Apr 26, 2013, 11:27:54 PM
I had a dream that me and some other random people my age had to do some sort of ancient aztec ritual in a park. We had to put strips of clay in our ass cracks, then position them decoratively around our assholes. We then had to stand up and spin around whilst shitting.
Then I woke up.
Magnificent.
Only to the samoht, do the dreams come. :laugh:
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Mar 14, 2011, 03:11:22 PM
It was like Paxton had a clause in his contract at the time that said "I want my characters to look like they die at a Rave"
Quote from: Omegazilla on Apr 29, 2013, 03:20:44 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Apr 29, 2013, 01:26:31 PM
Do yourself a favor and watch TS2 (and the others, if you haven't seen them yet) as son as possible.
And remember, the important thing is you don't watch it as daughter.
Quote from: Omegazilla on Apr 30, 2013, 01:05:38 PM
Quote from: EEV2650 on Apr 30, 2013, 05:48:54 AM
I saw it in theaters and that was enough. The bear getting it's slower jaw torn off was the only cool part in the whole movie.
Can't imagine what happened to the faster jaw.
^ :laugh:
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Quote from: Shasvre on May 01, 2013, 02:09:39 PM
The avatar kind of creeps me out. :D
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Quote from: Omegazilla on May 01, 2013, 05:04:21 PM
Quote from: Shasvre on May 01, 2013, 02:17:17 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on May 01, 2013, 02:15:44 PM
Quote from: Shasvre on May 01, 2013, 02:09:39 PM
The avatar kind of creeps me out. :D
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Bahahaha! :laugh:
From the Livestream chat, watching a Sheepsquatch video:QuoteCvalda: At first I thought it was a tree
Cvalda: but then it turned out to be a sheep monster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrJdVMu4zaw#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrJdVMu4zaw#ws)
THIS CHAT, I'M DYING
Sorry... :P
But... :D
NSFWSpoiler
Quote from: Cvalda on May 02, 2013, 06:42:59 PM
There are rumors that Lars has used infrared intra-vaginal cameras to capture orgasm from the inside :P
and
Quote from: LarsVader on May 03, 2013, 12:31:25 AM
How's the douche going, Cvalda? ;D :P
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on May 02, 2013, 07:45:53 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrJdVMu4zaw#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrJdVMu4zaw#ws)
Quote from: Guts on May 05, 2013, 05:44:09 AM
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QuoteI'm Pitchford. Randy Pitchford. I work for the company. But don't let that fool you, I'm really an okay guy.
Cvalda, you need to work on your sarcasm :D
Quote from: Alien Jockey on May 06, 2013, 12:08:13 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 05, 2013, 06:17:52 PM
Will for sure see the Carrie remake.
http://i1289.photobucket.com/albums/b514/BigGirls_DontGossip/oprahsaywhat_zps7264d70c.gif
Agree. I'm going to watch 'Carrie' 2013 six times just like I did for 'Evil Dead'.
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Epic!
Quote from: Boba Fett on May 08, 2013, 03:01:19 PM
Quote from: KNIGHT on May 08, 2013, 03:00:26 PM
I dunno, guys. I mean.. Boba Fett kinda has a point.
You guys just need to look at it a different way.
For example;
Jurassic Park clearly stole plot elements from Land Before Time, as seen by their inclusion of Dinosaurs, which Land Before Time had done far earlier. They could never have gotten away with that today.
Evangelion, much like Pacific Rim, was a clear rip off of movies such as Transformers. I mean, with so many Giant Robots in the series, how did they NOT get sued?
And we can't forget how Hancock performed massive copyright infringement upon the amazingly successful movie, Shark Tale. Even going so far as to include Will Smith. Just shocking how far people will go to make some money.
Thank you.
:laugh:
The post was edited as soon as Boba Fett found out the definition of sarcasm.
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Quote from: Boba Fett on May 08, 2013, 03:01:19 PM
Quote from: KNIGHT on May 08, 2013, 03:00:26 PM
I dunno, guys. I mean.. Boba Fett kinda has a point.
You guys just need to look at it a different way.
For example;
Jurassic Park clearly stole plot elements from Land Before Time, as seen by their inclusion of Dinosaurs, which Land Before Time had done far earlier. They could never have gotten away with that today.
Evangelion, much like Pacific Rim, was a clear rip off of movies such as Transformers. I mean, with so many Giant Robots in the series, how did they NOT get sued?
And we can't forget how Hancock performed massive copyright infringement upon the amazingly successful movie, Shark Tale. Even going so far as to include Will Smith. Just shocking how far people will go to make some money.
Thank you for sticking up for me.
you f**kING ASHOLE!!!
GROW UP!
Quote from: Blacklabel on May 08, 2013, 03:05:30 PM
Quote from: Boba Fett on May 08, 2013, 03:01:19 PM
Quote from: KNIGHT on May 08, 2013, 03:00:26 PM
I dunno, guys. I mean.. Boba Fett kinda has a point.
You guys just need to look at it a different way.
For example;
Jurassic Park clearly stole plot elements from Land Before Time, as seen by their inclusion of Dinosaurs, which Land Before Time had done far earlier. They could never have gotten away with that today.
Evangelion, much like Pacific Rim, was a clear rip off of movies such as Transformers. I mean, with so many Giant Robots in the series, how did they NOT get sued?
And we can't forget how Hancock performed massive copyright infringement upon the amazingly successful movie, Shark Tale. Even going so far as to include Will Smith. Just shocking how far people will go to make some money.
Thank you.
:laugh:
The post was edited as soon as Boba Fett found out the definition of sarcasm.
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Quote from: Boba Fett on May 08, 2013, 03:01:19 PM
Quote from: KNIGHT on May 08, 2013, 03:00:26 PM
I dunno, guys. I mean.. Boba Fett kinda has a point.
You guys just need to look at it a different way.
For example;
Jurassic Park clearly stole plot elements from Land Before Time, as seen by their inclusion of Dinosaurs, which Land Before Time had done far earlier. They could never have gotten away with that today.
Evangelion, much like Pacific Rim, was a clear rip off of movies such as Transformers. I mean, with so many Giant Robots in the series, how did they NOT get sued?
And we can't forget how Hancock performed massive copyright infringement upon the amazingly successful movie, Shark Tale. Even going so far as to include Will Smith. Just shocking how far people will go to make some money.
Thank you for sticking up for me.
you f**kING ASHOLE!!!
GROW UP!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Vickers on May 08, 2013, 04:24:02 PM
Quote from: Blacklabel on May 08, 2013, 03:49:42 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly7oabXLBF1qimek4o1_500.gif
:laugh:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrais6vsO51qzqnf0.gif
Quote from: Blacklabel on May 08, 2013, 03:05:30 PM
Quote from: Boba Fett on May 08, 2013, 03:01:19 PM
Quote from: KNIGHT on May 08, 2013, 03:00:26 PM
I dunno, guys. I mean.. Boba Fett kinda has a point.
You guys just need to look at it a different way.
For example;
Jurassic Park clearly stole plot elements from Land Before Time, as seen by their inclusion of Dinosaurs, which Land Before Time had done far earlier. They could never have gotten away with that today.
Evangelion, much like Pacific Rim, was a clear rip off of movies such as Transformers. I mean, with so many Giant Robots in the series, how did they NOT get sued?
And we can't forget how Hancock performed massive copyright infringement upon the amazingly successful movie, Shark Tale. Even going so far as to include Will Smith. Just shocking how far people will go to make some money.
Thank you.
:laugh:
The post was edited as soon as Boba Fett found out the definition of sarcasm.
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Quote from: Boba Fett on May 08, 2013, 03:01:19 PM
Quote from: KNIGHT on May 08, 2013, 03:00:26 PM
I dunno, guys. I mean.. Boba Fett kinda has a point.
You guys just need to look at it a different way.
For example;
Jurassic Park clearly stole plot elements from Land Before Time, as seen by their inclusion of Dinosaurs, which Land Before Time had done far earlier. They could never have gotten away with that today.
Evangelion, much like Pacific Rim, was a clear rip off of movies such as Transformers. I mean, with so many Giant Robots in the series, how did they NOT get sued?
And we can't forget how Hancock performed massive copyright infringement upon the amazingly successful movie, Shark Tale. Even going so far as to include Will Smith. Just shocking how far people will go to make some money.
Thank you for sticking up for me.
you f**kING ASHOLE!!!
GROW UP!
Ahahahahha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
But goddammit! I can't believe I missed that!
Quote from: Space Sweeper on May 08, 2013, 07:44:17 PM
Quote from: Blacklabel on May 08, 2013, 03:05:30 PM
Quote from: Boba Fett on May 08, 2013, 03:01:19 PM
Quote from: KNIGHT on May 08, 2013, 03:00:26 PM
I dunno, guys. I mean.. Boba Fett kinda has a point.
You guys just need to look at it a different way.
For example;
Jurassic Park clearly stole plot elements from Land Before Time, as seen by their inclusion of Dinosaurs, which Land Before Time had done far earlier. They could never have gotten away with that today.
Evangelion, much like Pacific Rim, was a clear rip off of movies such as Transformers. I mean, with so many Giant Robots in the series, how did they NOT get sued?
And we can't forget how Hancock performed massive copyright infringement upon the amazingly successful movie, Shark Tale. Even going so far as to include Will Smith. Just shocking how far people will go to make some money.
Thank you.
:laugh:
The post was edited as soon as Boba Fett found out the definition of sarcasm.
Spoiler
Quote from: Boba Fett on May 08, 2013, 03:01:19 PM
Quote from: KNIGHT on May 08, 2013, 03:00:26 PM
I dunno, guys. I mean.. Boba Fett kinda has a point.
You guys just need to look at it a different way.
For example;
Jurassic Park clearly stole plot elements from Land Before Time, as seen by their inclusion of Dinosaurs, which Land Before Time had done far earlier. They could never have gotten away with that today.
Evangelion, much like Pacific Rim, was a clear rip off of movies such as Transformers. I mean, with so many Giant Robots in the series, how did they NOT get sued?
And we can't forget how Hancock performed massive copyright infringement upon the amazingly successful movie, Shark Tale. Even going so far as to include Will Smith. Just shocking how far people will go to make some money.
Thank you for sticking up for me.
you f**kING ASHOLE!!!
GROW UP!
Ahahahahha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
But goddammit! I can't believe I missed that!
It was glorious. You should have been there.
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Vickers: hi
Cal427eb: da *** is dis niggga ***
SpaceSweeper: Naw man
thecoolbreeze: VICKERS!!!!
SpaceSweeper: this is her figuring out
King Rathalos: Hey, Vickers.
SpaceSweeper: MUSIC
SpaceSweeper: VICKS!
SpaceSweeper: :D
Vickers: how is everyone?
thecoolbreeze: Drunk!
SpaceSweeper: Excellent
Cal427eb: I'm straight
SpaceSweeper: We've been chilling for a long time
SpaceSweeper: Having excellent music playing
Vickers: I heard something about SS dancing?
SpaceSweeper: LOL
thecoolbreeze: Indeed
SpaceSweeper: Yes
SpaceSweeper: Haha
SpaceSweeper: That was fun
Vickers: oh?
SpaceSweeper: I'm gonna get something to drink, hold on
Vickers: Also, I talked to ShadowPred
Vickers: reeeeeeeeally stressed out
Vickers: something about a prince called Enma, anyone know what that means?
Knightjetplane: OLOL
Vickers: Did I miss something?
thecoolbreeze: You missed the bad parts
Vickers: Bad parts?
Cal427eb: hahahahaha
Knightjetplane: TDSA was here.
Cal427eb: he got banned
SpaceSweeper: Oh yeah
Knightjetplane: Let us leave it at that.
Vickers: You can't be serious
SpaceSweeper: TDSA came in
Cal427eb: he said he didn't like Disney
SpaceSweeper: And he was talking about Prince Enema
Cal427eb: insta ban
SpaceSweeper: He said he didn't like Disney's animated features
Vickers: Did he show that to SP?
SpaceSweeper: In regards to Hercules
Vickers: well that does not surprise me
SpaceSweeper: And I was like
SpaceSweeper: K BYE
Knightjetplane: And then he almost banned me. ;-;
King Rathalos: Yah
SpaceSweeper: lolol
SpaceSweeper: Guys
SpaceSweeper: I'm about to hit you with some...
SpaceSweeper: ....KIMBRA
SpaceSweeper: :DDD
Vickers: Didn't he say he disliked animated Disney films?
Knightjetplane: Who?
King Rathalos: TDSA
Cal427eb: yup
Knightjetplane: No, I mean Who is Kimbra
SpaceSweeper: this is Kimbra
Vickers: in the Wreck-it-Ralph topic
SpaceSweeper: Dancability to the max
Vickers: I think
thecoolbreeze: BAN KNIGHT!
SpaceSweeper: Btw, you got a hover for that, KNIGHT
SpaceSweeper: ;D
thecoolbreeze: Hehehehe
Vickers: so may I ask what is going on?
SpaceSweeper: Nothing really
Knightjetplane: Why should I be banned for living under a rock ;-;
SpaceSweeper: We're just chilling out, listening to music and having fun
King Rathalos: Because we don't like your rock kind.
Vickers: ah
SpaceSweeper: I jokingly gave TDSA a 5 minute ban
Vickers: well I have to be off now
SpaceSweeper: And then he left
SpaceSweeper: :c
Cal427eb: baiiii
SpaceSweeper: Aww
SpaceSweeper: Bye
Vickers: Before I go I have to say something
SpaceSweeper: see ya tomorrow!
Vickers: Trust nobody
Cal427eb: >.>
Cal427eb: <.<
thecoolbreeze: Why Vickers...
thecoolbreeze: :'(
Vickers: hang on a sec
Cal427eb: Shade...
Vickers changed their nickname to TDSA.
SpaceSweeper: WHOA
TDSA: there we go
SpaceSweeper: OH GOD
Cal427eb: what
SpaceSweeper: HAHAHAH
Cal427eb: oh no
TDSA: got you all
Cal427eb: lolololol
thecoolbreeze: Inception!
TDSA: *bows*
SpaceSweeper: OH GOD
SpaceSweeper: MY MIND
SpaceSweeper: WHAT'S HAPPENING
Cal427eb: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9CS7j5I6aOc/0.jpg (http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9CS7j5I6aOc/0.jpg)
King Rathalos: TDSA confirmed for the thing.
SpaceSweeper: hahhaa
SpaceSweeper: oh my god
SpaceSweeper: TDSA
SpaceSweeper: I f**king love you, dude
TDSA: thank you
SpaceSweeper: That was incredible
Cal427eb: I dont know what to believe anymo!
TDSA: I love pulling that
Just happened like a few minutes ago in Sweeper's stream. :laugh:
lol :laugh:
Oh my God :D :D :D
Whoa! :laugh:
:laugh:
I don't get it.
yer face is dumb.
Quote from: Aspie on May 09, 2013, 03:35:32 AM
I don't get it.
Don't try to, I don't think your brain can take the injury.
Aspie, it means you are being outmatched as "AVPGALAXY's favourite house troll" :P
Quote from: King Rathalos on May 09, 2013, 03:06:42 AM
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Vickers: hi
Cal427eb: da *** is dis niggga ***
SpaceSweeper: Naw man
thecoolbreeze: VICKERS!!!!
SpaceSweeper: this is her figuring out
King Rathalos: Hey, Vickers.
SpaceSweeper: MUSIC
SpaceSweeper: VICKS!
SpaceSweeper: :D
Vickers: how is everyone?
thecoolbreeze: Drunk!
SpaceSweeper: Excellent
Cal427eb: I'm straight
SpaceSweeper: We've been chilling for a long time
SpaceSweeper: Having excellent music playing
Vickers: I heard something about SS dancing?
SpaceSweeper: LOL
thecoolbreeze: Indeed
SpaceSweeper: Yes
SpaceSweeper: Haha
SpaceSweeper: That was fun
Vickers: oh?
SpaceSweeper: I'm gonna get something to drink, hold on
Vickers: Also, I talked to ShadowPred
Vickers: reeeeeeeeally stressed out
Vickers: something about a prince called Enma, anyone know what that means?
Knightjetplane: OLOL
Vickers: Did I miss something?
thecoolbreeze: You missed the bad parts
Vickers: Bad parts?
Cal427eb: hahahahaha
Knightjetplane: TDSA was here.
Cal427eb: he got banned
SpaceSweeper: Oh yeah
Knightjetplane: Let us leave it at that.
Vickers: You can't be serious
SpaceSweeper: TDSA came in
Cal427eb: he said he didn't like Disney
SpaceSweeper: And he was talking about Prince Enema
Cal427eb: insta ban
SpaceSweeper: He said he didn't like Disney's animated features
Vickers: Did he show that to SP?
SpaceSweeper: In regards to Hercules
Vickers: well that does not surprise me
SpaceSweeper: And I was like
SpaceSweeper: K BYE
Knightjetplane: And then he almost banned me. ;-;
King Rathalos: Yah
SpaceSweeper: lolol
SpaceSweeper: Guys
SpaceSweeper: I'm about to hit you with some...
SpaceSweeper: ....KIMBRA
SpaceSweeper: :DDD
Vickers: Didn't he say he disliked animated Disney films?
Knightjetplane: Who?
King Rathalos: TDSA
Cal427eb: yup
Knightjetplane: No, I mean Who is Kimbra
SpaceSweeper: this is Kimbra
Vickers: in the Wreck-it-Ralph topic
SpaceSweeper: Dancability to the max
Vickers: I think
thecoolbreeze: BAN KNIGHT!
SpaceSweeper: Btw, you got a hover for that, KNIGHT
SpaceSweeper: ;D
thecoolbreeze: Hehehehe
Vickers: so may I ask what is going on?
SpaceSweeper: Nothing really
Knightjetplane: Why should I be banned for living under a rock ;-;
SpaceSweeper: We're just chilling out, listening to music and having fun
King Rathalos: Because we don't like your rock kind.
Vickers: ah
SpaceSweeper: I jokingly gave TDSA a 5 minute ban
Vickers: well I have to be off now
SpaceSweeper: And then he left
SpaceSweeper: :c
Cal427eb: baiiii
SpaceSweeper: Aww
SpaceSweeper: Bye
Vickers: Before I go I have to say something
SpaceSweeper: see ya tomorrow!
Vickers: Trust nobody
Cal427eb: >.>
Cal427eb: <.<
thecoolbreeze: Why Vickers...
thecoolbreeze: :'(
Vickers: hang on a sec
Cal427eb: Shade...
Vickers changed their nickname to TDSA.
SpaceSweeper: WHOA
TDSA: there we go
SpaceSweeper: OH GOD
Cal427eb: what
SpaceSweeper: HAHAHAH
Cal427eb: oh no
TDSA: got you all
Cal427eb: lolololol
thecoolbreeze: Inception!
TDSA: *bows*
SpaceSweeper: OH GOD
SpaceSweeper: MY MIND
SpaceSweeper: WHAT'S HAPPENING
Cal427eb: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9CS7j5I6aOc/0.jpg (http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9CS7j5I6aOc/0.jpg)
King Rathalos: TDSA confirmed for the thing.
SpaceSweeper: hahhaa
SpaceSweeper: oh my god
SpaceSweeper: TDSA
SpaceSweeper: I f**king love you, dude
TDSA: thank you
SpaceSweeper: That was incredible
Cal427eb: I dont know what to believe anymo!
TDSA: I love pulling that
Just happened like a few minutes ago in Sweeper's stream. :laugh:
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
TDSA:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1O5m-R-sdQ#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1O5m-R-sdQ#ws)
Quote from: ikarop on May 10, 2013, 06:33:52 PM
Quote from: Uncanny Psycho on May 10, 2013, 06:26:16 PM
The son of a bitch lives! I managed to get him to fly out of my window! I'm bloodthirsty now!
http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/113/1132313/worst-ways-to-die-in-space-20101109005846420.jpg
Can't wait for the sequel.
HOLY SHIT. JUST WENT DOWN IN SHADOWPRED'S STREAM:Spoiler
QuoteTDSA: Hi
SpaceSweeper: Whoa that was fast
TDSA: What was
SpaceSweeper: First half of Ep14 is a recap
SpaceSweeper: Go to the middle
ShadowPred: let it recap
ShadowPred: i forget shit
ShadowPred: Zlol
SpaceSweeper: Arright
TDSA: Oh yes, this episode
ShadowPred: *noidon't*
SpaceSweeper: zeyes
SpaceSweeper: I think you have Evasesnse, TDSA
SpaceSweeper: We literally JUST started watching Eva
TDSA: Indeed
TDSA: Is this the one with Rei's monologue at the start of the second half?
SpaceSweeper: Yup
SpaceSweeper: ShadowPred wasn't around for these eps earlier
TDSA: so no spoilers then
ShadowPred: never
ShadowPred: spoilers
ShadowPred: and YOU DIE
TDSA: so how is the galaxy doing without me
SpaceSweeper: It's in flames
SpaceSweeper: Recover your account
TDSA: good
SpaceSweeper: DDD:
ShadowPred: the war is terrible TD
ShadowPred: this new eyepatch is not a good look for me
ShadowPred: neither is the burnt arm
ShadowPred: but i make do.
SpaceSweeper: I have a robot arm now
ShadowPred: oh gods
SpaceSweeper: I thought it would be cool when I was in the hospital
ShadowPred: that day was terrible
TDSA: This episode makes me angry
SpaceSweeper: But I can't even jerk off now
SpaceSweeper: Let me rephrase that for you
ShadowPred: oh yes
SpaceSweeper: I CAN'T EVEN SMACK MY MEAT
ShadowPred: Sweeps was crying the day he couldn't masturbate
ShadowPred: i felt for him
SpaceSweeper: this is all because you left
ShadowPred: so I uh...
ShadowPred: ...offered to help.
ShadowPred: Cry1
SpaceSweeper: it's okay shadow
TDSA: I'm too depressed to masturbate
SpaceSweeper: It was the thought that counted
SpaceSweeper: ;-;
SpaceSweeper: TDSA that's not possibe
SpaceSweeper: *possible
ShadowPred: i depressingly masurabted the following hour i got home that day
SpaceSweeper: You're asexual, dude
ShadowPred: "this is for Sweeps!"
ShadowPred: Zlol
SpaceSweeper: Me to, SP
SpaceSweeper: WITH MY LEFT ARM
SpaceSweeper: zcry
ShadowPred: Zcry
ShadowPred: omfg
ShadowPred: i gotta ask
TDSA: Maybe if I look at some old posts on TK, that will help
ShadowPred: why the hell is this a recap?
SpaceSweeper: IT TOOK FIVEf**kING HOURS
ShadowPred: what happened when this aired?
SpaceSweeper: I HAD TO PUT MY DICK AGAINST THE WALL
SpaceSweeper: THE RIGHT SIDE AGAINST
ShadowPred: dear god
SpaceSweeper: AND PRESS WITH MY LEFT
SpaceSweeper: AND *** WALLJERK
TDSA: that sounds depressing
ShadowPred: the pain alone must have made you pass out
SpaceSweeper: NEXT TIME I'M PUTTING IT IN A DOORWAY
ShadowPred: Cry1
SpaceSweeper: THIS IS BECAUSE YOU LEFT, TD
SpaceSweeper: THIS IS BECAUSE YOU LEFT
ShadowPred: i ask again
TDSA: I don't know why I left. That Death Note compare was actually decent
ShadowPred: why did they do a recap this long?
SpaceSweeper: The network wanted it
ShadowPred: jesus
SpaceSweeper: Just to show people what's happened
ShadowPred: that's lame
ShadowPred: lol did they think they weren't watching?
SpaceSweeper: Yeah, but the real part of this episode is short and sweet
TDSA: All they do is show all the angels and their attacks
SpaceSweeper: Rei episdoe
SpaceSweeper: *episode
ShadowPred: that makes up for it.
TDSA: And the end is pretty cool. Can I say what happens?
TDSA: Fine
TDSA: I won't
ShadowPred: i'm already watching the episode
ShadowPred: no point in telling me what happens in the end
TDSA: you suck.
ShadowPred: QUE?!
TDSA: before I go
TDSA changed their nickname to Vickers.
SpaceSweeper: WAIT
SpaceSweeper: TDSA
ShadowPred: Zshake
Vickers: Zlol
SpaceSweeper: WHUH
SpaceSweeper: WHUH
SpaceSweeper: WHUH---
SpaceSweeper: AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Vickers: Revenge >:3
SpaceSweeper: AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
ShadowPred: I honestly don't get it
SpaceSweeper: holy ***
ShadowPred: Zlol
SpaceSweeper: holy shiyyttttt
SpaceSweeper: haahhahhahaahaa
SpaceSweeper: oh god godddd
SpaceSweeper: imdyinggg
VforVickers: I love this monologue >:3
ShadowPred: omg it is Vicks!
ShadowPred: sweet jesus
VforVickers: Zlol
ShadowPred: TDSA f**king changes his name to Aspie and then back to TDSA
SpaceSweeper: I'mstilldyingggg~
ShadowPred: so many times
ShadowPred: in streams I just walk into
ShadowPred: and I have no idea what the hell is ever going on
VforVickers: lolol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrJdVMu4zaw#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrJdVMu4zaw#ws)
I- I don't know what to believe anymore...
Quote from: Space Sweeper on May 12, 2013, 07:04:28 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on May 12, 2013, 07:03:14 AM
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Quote from: TJ Doc on May 11, 2013, 11:36:04 PM
This better be good.
http://static1.thcdn.com/productimg/0/600/600/55/10527655-1311250672-9691.jpg
Excellent choice, Mel.
He'll be Mal soon enough.
http://i.imgur.com/WsZDq33.png
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/star-trek-mind-blown.gif
Quote from: BANE on May 13, 2013, 03:38:09 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on May 13, 2013, 03:37:09 AM
Cut your hand with a knife and smear some blood on the cast. That way you can make sure your signature is of manageable size and memorable, and also impress her with your gesture of unhinged devotion.
Oh cool! Maybe I can coat her crutches with jizz and piss on her wheelchair next ::)
Quote from: Cvalda on May 13, 2013, 07:06:55 PM
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Michael Biehn's glistening, exquisite physique in remastered HD :-*
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Meg Ryan masturbating over Mark Ruffalo's disgusting porn stache... in remastered HD :-*
Quote from: Shasvre on May 13, 2013, 07:18:42 PM
In the future, it might look something like this.
Quote from: Cvalda on May 13, 2013, 07:06:55 PM
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Michael Biehn's glistening, exquisite moustache in remastered HD :-*
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Cvalda masturbating over Michael Biehn's disgusting porn stache... in remastered HD :-*
Quote from: Commander Keras on May 13, 2013, 05:36:05 PM
Be careful what you do when you close your eyes in meditation.
Because when you enter the spiritual real you can call upon anything good or bad.
We are now in the "Golden age" where you can create what you think about so be careful.
Commander Keras smoking some serious cannabis.
Quote from: First Blood on May 13, 2013, 08:27:08 PM
Commander Keras smoking some serious cannabis.
It will keep him safe.
Spoiler
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:laugh:
Quote from: Shasvre on May 13, 2013, 08:31:33 PM
Quote from: First Blood on May 13, 2013, 08:27:08 PM
Commander Keras smoking some serious cannabis.
It will keep him safe.
Spoiler
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!!! :laugh:
Quote from: Aspie on May 13, 2013, 10:11:06 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on May 13, 2013, 10:08:21 PM
Quote from: Aspie on May 13, 2013, 10:07:15 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on May 13, 2013, 10:05:40 PM
Quote from: Aspie on May 13, 2013, 10:03:35 PM
Yeah, that is strange for a University.
It's not a University. More of a community college.
...dammit. We have to read textbooks at Universities :P :'(
So do I.
Quote from: KNIGHT on May 13, 2013, 10:06:15 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on May 13, 2013, 10:04:37 PM
Quote from: RazorSlash on May 13, 2013, 10:02:27 PM
I'm more irked at how they had to bring in their favorite books, and the fact that there was a girl "after him" implies they had to show it like some Goddamn show and tell.
It's college man. They wanted us to present our books in small groups. She was in my group and spoke after I finished with mine. Funny enough, our professor admitted she too had read Fifty Shades.
So what I'm getting from this, is that College is essentially the same as Middle School?
Oh Boy that sounds exciting!
:'(
Pretty much. Except the work you do is higher advanced.
Lemme guess, is it a sister branch of the South Harmon Institute of Technology?
Quote from: AliceApocalypse on May 16, 2013, 02:28:53 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on May 14, 2013, 05:26:15 PM
Surprised no one has compared me to Ariel Castro who held three women captive in his home:
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You wouldn't know what to do with women held captive in your home.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on May 16, 2013, 10:02:17 PM
Quote from: AliceApocalypse on May 16, 2013, 02:28:53 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on May 14, 2013, 05:26:15 PM
Surprised no one has compared me to Ariel Castro who held three women captive in his home:
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You wouldn't know what to do with women held captive in your home.
:laugh:
Quote from: Eva on May 19, 2013, 02:00:55 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on May 19, 2013, 01:50:47 AM
Quote from: Eva on May 19, 2013, 01:49:44 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on May 19, 2013, 01:45:07 AM
Quote from: Eva on May 19, 2013, 01:39:32 AM
I so do not wanna know where Cvalda found her new avatar...
Hint: my sig :P
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'Nope. Not googling...'
Then take a look in the General Movies forum :P
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In reference to Star Wars:
Quote from: Aspie on May 20, 2013, 03:58:21 AM
I also cannot stand the score for the most part. It just....ahhhhhh it's nails on chalkboard stuff.
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Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on May 20, 2013, 12:49:05 PM
In reference to Star Wars:
Quote from: Aspie on May 20, 2013, 03:58:21 AM
I also cannot stand the score for the most part. It just....ahhhhhh it's nails on chalkboard stuff.
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It's certainly not because it's bad. :P Don't you get a bit tired when places like Taco Bell uses that score to introduce their new Dorrito Taco and so on lol? It's associated with epicness, and now everyone uses it to make their p[roduct/event seem epic.
Taco Bell used the Star Wars music? Can't say I've seen that before :P
Quote from: Aspie on May 20, 2013, 04:38:54 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on May 20, 2013, 12:49:05 PM
In reference to Star Wars:
Quote from: Aspie on May 20, 2013, 03:58:21 AM
I also cannot stand the score for the most part. It just....ahhhhhh it's nails on chalkboard stuff.
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It's certainly not because it's bad. :P Don't you get a bit tired when places like Taco Bell uses that score to introduce their new Dorrito Taco and so on lol? It's associated with epicness, and now everyone uses it to make their p[roduct/event seem epic.
But just because other companies are using it to make their products seem epic doesn't take away from the score itself.
Quote from: Vickers on May 20, 2013, 05:58:18 PM
Quote from: Aspie on May 20, 2013, 04:38:54 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on May 20, 2013, 12:49:05 PM
In reference to Star Wars:
Quote from: Aspie on May 20, 2013, 03:58:21 AM
I also cannot stand the score for the most part. It just....ahhhhhh it's nails on chalkboard stuff.
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It's certainly not because it's bad. :P Don't you get a bit tired when places like Taco Bell uses that score to introduce their new Dorrito Taco and so on lol? It's associated with epicness, and now everyone uses it to make their p[roduct/event seem epic.
But just because other companies are using it to make their products seem epic doesn't take away from the score itself.
It doesn't, but it has grown tiresome throughout the years for me.
Quote from: KiramidHead on May 22, 2013, 07:48:31 PM
Quote from: DoomRulz on May 22, 2013, 07:42:46 PM
Quote from: Uncanny Psycho on May 22, 2013, 01:36:20 PM
- I was trippin HARD! :o
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d3a3EqAx4Q# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d3a3EqAx4Q#)
ALAN
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 25, 2013, 12:39:09 PM
Ymir was is fantastic. One of the best stop motion characters in history. First giant monster to terrorize Italy. (besides Mussolini)
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on May 30, 2013, 06:32:49 PM
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Pretty much sums it up. :P
The "see it in 3D". :laugh:
Cvalda defines herself in a nutshell:
Quote from: Cvalda on May 31, 2013, 03:27:25 AM
Quote from: Aspie on May 31, 2013, 03:22:39 AM
...this past few pages has gone South...dammit :P
http://buffetoblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/child-looking-suspicious-by-house-fire.jpg
:laugh:
Hey, all I did was give them the matches. They burned the damn house down by themselves.
The gardener of chaos.
:laugh:
Quote from: First Blood on Jun 11, 2013, 10:46:42 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Jun 11, 2013, 09:30:00 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Jun 11, 2013, 09:27:37 PM
Wait, we're actually being compared to members in Toho kingdom? :P
Yes.
And you thought Rick was stupid and crazy.
Rick needs to come back.
You heard him mods. Make it happen.
Quote from: Commander Keras on Jun 12, 2013, 09:37:48 AM
like i said before.
i couldnt care less about how many movies or tv episodes they have been in.
the real question is...
WHICH ONE IS THE BETTER ACTOR? WHICH ONE SUITS THE ROLE BETTER ? YOUR OWN OPINIONS...
because some people might watch the new star treks and think "you know what? i loved this film and i think the new spock is better because i loved the way he acted..."
I'm in such a mood for f**king heavy insults as of these last times but I think I'd be banned if I did not restrain myself right now.
He deleted the last paragraph, which really ties the post together.
Not so fast, lulz.
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 13, 2013, 06:16:44 AM
Come on, guys, diabetes is an important issue.
Spoiler
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Spoiler
But seriously, diabetes killed my grandfather.
I'm not sure if this is some of the greatest dark humor I've read on the site or something I should feel genuinely bad about laughing at (the final spoiler's seemingly connected humorous spirit). Not lessening the sad event itself... but the delivery of it was just so sudden that I couldn't help but let out a fast, loud laugh.
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jun 13, 2013, 09:21:14 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 11, 2013, 11:30:46 PM
This should blow the lid off this thread.
BAD NEWS MAN - Maria Pitillo has been confirmed for the lead role in this movie!! Yup, it's true. Sorry. And everybody better hope at least the movie itself is good cuz ... uh, well ... I don't know about this.....
What the...I thought this was a freaking reboot?!
:D
LOL, DoomRulz.
Quote from: Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion on Jun 15, 2013, 02:44:43 PM
Nobody else watches the stuff I enjoy and because of my tastes they are always dismissed. I feel so
Spoiler
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Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 10, 2011, 03:28:46 PM
i said it specifically waiting for Omega to show up with his wizard powers.
I miss acheronsis so much.
Quote from: Omegazilla on Jun 16, 2013, 09:26:22 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 10, 2011, 03:28:46 PM
i said it specifically waiting for Omega to show up with his wizard powers.
I miss acheronsis so much.
What happened to chupa?
Banned.
Permanently this time? Poor Chupa, he was quite entertaining.
Quote from: AliceApocalypse on Jun 16, 2013, 12:33:30 PM
Permanently this time? Poor Chupa, he was quite entertaining.
Yup. :-\
Too cute OZ!
Quote from: Omegazilla on Jun 16, 2013, 06:33:31 AM
Some people on the web just don't know half measures.
(Not making fun, posted in the spirit of friendship :) )
Quote from: Quinn Red on Jun 06, 2013, 02:15:48 AM
Why was that emergency surgery pod meant for a man but is in a woman's quarters? Well its possible that Weyland planned to use it for himself just in case, or he was aware of the black substance and wanted to infect a crew member and extract whatever popped out.
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Amazing discovery.
This. changes. everything.
Quote from: Magegg on Jun 18, 2013, 08:57:28 PM
I'm not trying to be sexist, but what Alienseseses is saying is probably the reason women generally don't like science fiction.
They prefer fantasy so they could swallow anything that comes out from the screen, than thinking much and get confused.
Really not trying to be sexis, it's only men are more analytic and have deconstructing minds by nature. They generally love to have things and learn how they work, it's a challenge they're glad to take.
Females could like that too, but they generally don't bother trying to learn how fictional, non-existing things work, because that has no purpose for them.
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Quote from: Cvalda on Jun 18, 2013, 09:07:41 PM
Quote from: Magegg on Jun 18, 2013, 08:57:28 PM
I'm not trying to be sexist, but what Alienseseses is saying is probably the reason women generally don't like science fiction.
They prefer fantasy so they could swallow anything that comes out from the screen, than thinking much and get confused.
Really not trying to be sexis, it's only men are more analytic and have deconstructing minds by nature. They generally love to have things and learn how they work, it's a challenge they're glad to take.
Females could like that too, but they generally don't bother trying to learn how fictional, non-existing things work, because that has no purpose for them.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimageshack.us%2Fa%2Fimg854%2F8646%2F4ak.gif&hash=ffde73fdcf06c9d857919ce2a7a33904f06d5d0f)
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Quote from: Magegg on Jun 18, 2013, 09:14:35 PM
I'm not saying males are superior. They simply have different tastes and leanings.
The stupid in his post is infuriating. "I'm not tryng to be sexist, BUT..."
Horseshit, that definitely screams SEXIST all around. About as bad as "I'm not trying to be racist, BUT..."
Horseshit, stupid, moronic, garbage.
This site has no shortage of morons.
Kirkland explains why a Superman movie taking place in other countries wouldn't work.
Quote from: KirklandSignature on Jun 17, 2013, 06:19:06 PM
No shame involved because in the movie they righteously only directly focused on the American based invasion. No one will give a f**k if in the next film, they focus on a worldwide-Non US threat. Superman elicits the inner patriot in every American. Choosing to focus at an international level could cost fans and BO money if no direct threat to USA is involved.
lol Kirkland
And you guys even give him attention?
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jun 18, 2013, 09:30:01 PM
The stupid in his post is infuriating. "I'm not tryng to be sexist, BUT..."
Horseshit, that definitely screams SEXIST all around. About as bad as "I'm not trying to be racist, BUT..."
Horseshit, stupid, moronic, garbage.
I love how whenever somebody starts their post off by claiming NOT to be something, they usually end up being just that.
Quote from: First Blood on Jun 18, 2013, 09:30:49 PM
This site has no shortage of morons.
Kirkland explains why a Superman movie taking place in other countries wouldn't work.
Quote from: KirklandSignature on Jun 17, 2013, 06:19:06 PM
No shame involved because in the movie they righteously only directly focused on the American based invasion. No one will give a f**k if in the next film, they focus on a worldwide-Non US threat. Superman elicits the inner patriot in every American. Choosing to focus at an international level could cost fans and BO money if no direct threat to USA is involved.
Kirkland is a moron who thinks nothing exists outside the United States.
Quote from: maledoro on Jun 19, 2013, 12:38:15 PM
Quote from: ThisBethesdaSea on Jun 18, 2013, 09:49:40 PMI still can't believe that Ridley Scott and the rest watched the film and then thought "okay, that's a lock!"
Except for the Isle of Skye setting, where they said, "Okay, that's a loch."
Quote from: Vickers on Jun 18, 2013, 09:33:28 PM
I love how whenever somebody starts their post off by claiming NOT to be something, they usually end up being just that.
Lol yeah, sometimes you know that when people say '...but...', it essentially means that you can disregard what they just said because
this is what they actually wanna say to you. ;)
^Kimarhi is not a sexy beast.
^"There's always an exception to the rule".
Why the O face?
Quote from: ikarop on Jun 20, 2013, 12:07:26 AM
"There's always an exception to the rule".
Can chupa be the exception to the ban rule?
Pretty please?
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jun 20, 2013, 02:09:21 AM
Quote from: ikarop on Jun 20, 2013, 12:07:26 AM
"There's always an exception to the rule".
Can chupa be the exception to the ban rule?
Pretty please?
I f**king wish.
Quote from: ikarop on Jun 20, 2013, 01:15:00 AM
Why the O face?
Your brilliance just flabbergasted me for a moment.
Spoiler
:o
Quote from: Aspie on Jun 20, 2013, 02:52:12 AM
Quote from: ikarop on Jun 20, 2013, 01:15:00 AM
Why the O face?
Your brilliance just flabbergasted me for a moment.
Spoiler
:o
Like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExU37Xz5Q0Q#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExU37Xz5Q0Q#ws)
Yeah like that
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You humans are a strange race.
Quote from: Magegg on Jun 20, 2013, 09:46:05 PM
Christian Bale or Ben Stiller should be Dr. Strange.
:laugh:
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jun 21, 2013, 04:25:45 AM
http://media.tumblr.com/d40847f2221490df63bafa7e721fe108/tumblr_inline_mmmbzuo0TY1qz4rgp.png
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http://25.media.tumblr.com/284ace9e2f13021f54e3b573ad6dbe52/tumblr_mo8rf1c5b01rjnp4lo1_500.jpg
Quote from: Shasvre on Jun 24, 2013, 06:00:50 PM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jun 24, 2013, 05:52:39 PM
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Quote from: Aspie on Jun 25, 2013, 12:22:16 AM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jun 24, 2013, 03:20:24 AM
If you honestly believe the MRM is a joke, then you know nothing about it. Men do in fact face systemic problems in society that need to be addressed such as high education drop out rates, higher rates of suicide, having divorce laws stacked against them, and the MRM also works to debunk stereotypes surrounding men such as the idea of the disposable male.
We should never stop fighting for equality. Society cannot function properly without it; that's obvious. But when feminism has created a society in which a woman can falsely accuse a man of rape and get away with it but a man can't crack a sexual joke around a woman out of fear of "sexual harassment", there's a serious problem. That isn't the MRM's fault.
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jun 24, 2013, 04:56:55 AM
Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jun 24, 2013, 04:44:41 AM
our patriarchal system and society
Our patriarchal system and society. I find that funny.
Just so we're clear here. We're talking about the same society where women are educated, have access to health care, get any job they want (if she wants to work at all), drive a car, be in the same room as a man, make whatever decision she wants in regards to her physical health, and run for political office? In effect, do whatever a man can do, according to what feminists say is reserved exclusively for men? That patriarchal system and society?
If we really lived in this oppressive world where men run everything and keep women under their thumb like feminists claim, a
woman wouldn't be allowed to leave the house without asking for permission first. Why would men allow women to do the same things men do if that's somehow a bad thing?
Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jun 24, 2013, 04:44:41 AM
To say that feminists don't discuss these things shows that you're only focusing on what the 'feminist' extremists are saying and doing.
Then, really, if we're discussing the same thing, then we should drop feminism and MRM altogether and call it humanism. Sounds pretty equal to me.
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I died.
Never has a reaction macro been so appropriate. :laugh:
:laugh:!!!
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 22, 2012, 01:19:06 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 22, 2012, 01:01:10 AM
That one is going on Omega Slays: The Greatest Hits.
I would so buy that album.
I mean, just think about it. OmegaZilla giving Carl Sagan-esque speeches on dinosaurs. Brilliant!
If only.
Do a 5 minute test video!
I'm far from him in all fields, especially in charisma, tone of voice and visual aspect.
But I could try.
YES!
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 01, 2013, 03:21:22 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jul 01, 2013, 01:54:47 AM
Nostromo and The Secret Agent
The Nostromo
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And The Secret Agent
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Guest starring The Secret Sharer
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Coming to you live from a Heart of Darkness
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"I am disappoint."
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Happy now?
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"Goddamn son of a bitch cracker called me a f**kin' what when I was on the shuttle??"
Quote from: SM on Jul 01, 2013, 03:49:24 AM
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"Goddamn son of a bitch cracker called me a f**kin' what when I was on the shuttle??"
I'd put this in the quotes thread, but... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: SM on Jul 01, 2013, 03:49:24 AM
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"Goddamn son of a bitch cracker called me a f**kin' what when I was on the shuttle??"
:D :D :D
In the "Lone Ranger" thread.
Quote from: Hubbs on Jul 01, 2013, 03:09:27 PM
Yep its crap, predictable and a 'Pirates of the Caribbean' rip off. Can't wait to review it.
LONE RANGER IS A PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN RIP OFF.
:laugh:
It has Johnny Depp. Of course it is.
The Lone Ranger creators got the ability to peer into the future, saw Pirates of the Caribbean.. and decided to rip it off.. by removing pirates and the caribbean from said rip off. Also, everything else.
Sounds legit!
Quote from: SiL on Jun 07, 2013, 11:58:56 PM
Friend-zoning.
Specifically, the utter proliferation of people bitching about it over the last few years. Friends. People on Facebook. The Internet in general.
"Oh no! I'm this really nice guy who made absolutely no advances. I'm shy and socially awkward but I praise this women to the heavens and bend over backwards for her, and she won't even let me put my dick in her! It's not fair!"
Here is my open letter to all males, everywhere, everywhen, who ever complained about being friend-zoned.
Aherm.
Hello.
You are, all of you, without exception, douchebags.
Let's start with the obvious problem: If you're just being nice to someone for the express purpose of getting to sleep with them -- and, let's be honest, that's what it's about. Most of you in the "friend-zone" just want to get your dick wet. Relationships are entirely optional -- then you are not a "nice guy". You are not some caring romantic. You're a f**king douchebag. You're getting put exactly where you belong. The only thing anyone ever has the right to expect from another human being for showing them kindness is to be treated with kindness in return, and if the girl is willing to put up with you and count you as a friend, she's done that. If she knocks you back on your ass and treats you like shit when all you've tried to do is be nice, then start complaining, not about not being able to start something, but about her being a bitch.
Secondly, the friend-zoned guy will then go on and on about the "arseholes" the girl then goes on to date. Here's a surprise; most of them aren't! You just don't like them because they're not you. You find them cocky and arrogant because they have the self-confidence you so sorely, sorely lack. Some of them will be utter tools, yeah, but for the most part, your declaration that they're uniformly arseholes has more to do with the fact you don't like them, than any actual fair judgment of character. Which, again, makes you a douche. If you actually were as madly, deeply in love with this girl as your pain at having been sidelined would suggest; if you were actually a nice guy, as you so love insisting you are; you would appreciate that she's happy with another person and hope for the best. You'd give the guy a chance.
Sitting around complaining he's a tool because he's got the girl you want and the confidence to do it with? Douchebag.
Hoping the whole thing ends so you might have a shot later? Douchebag.
It's at this point we question; did you ever actually make a move, or did you just hover around offering kindness and generosity and just hoping she would notice and make the first move you are clearly too God-damn spineless to make yourself. "But what if she said no? What if I got rejected? I can't do it!" Then stiff shit. Life involves taking risks. The worst she can say is no. Which is still better than the worst she can do when you say nothing, which is rightly ignore you.
But now to the utmost biggest reason you're the f**king arseholes here. Here's why you deserve to never have a meaningful relationship, or even to get your dick wet with this girl.
The sort of person who would complain about the possibility to being friends with someone, who balks at what they consider a consolation prize, who is so offended by being considered a friend, is the absolute lowest form of dickhead I can possibly imagine.
Friend is not a dirty word. Friendship is not a disease to be avoided. If you truly gave half the shit you purport to with saying how nice you are and how much it sucks that you're in the "Friend zone", then you would rejoice in the possibility of striking up a lasting friendship with this person.
Shit, friendships are better than relationships in a lot of ways. They're more honest, more sincere, more open. They require less work, less physical, psychological, and emotional investment. They can be put on the backburner during stressful times, maintained with nothing more than a casual "How's it going?" every now and then. They're versatile and resilient. A deep friendship can amount to little more than the occasional message and making time once every couple of weeks to have a coffee, see a movie, have a meal, and yet still provide all the emotional and psychological benefits of a committed relationship.
I could fill the rest of this with Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes, but I think this one sums it up nicely:
Quote"The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, not the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when you discover that someone else believes in you and is willing to trust you with a friendship."
Social isolation and loneliness are some of the most profoundly unpleasant and psychologically destructive situations a person can ever find themselves in. It is a hell we inflict on people about a step down from murdering them in our judicial systems. And there are people out there with such depression, such anxiety, that they have few or no friends at all. People who have been socially outcast since a young age, resigned to darkened rooms with little human contact. They endure this hell not as punishment for crime, but as victims of circumstance and or societal pressures. These people would all kill to have friends, any friends, kill to have people to talk to, who might call them up if for no other reason than to say "Hi".
And you, the "nice guy", the guy languishing in the "friend zone", are going to sit there and bitch about what hell it is for you to have to settle with being friends?
You can, all of you, get f**ked.
That post was great. Sadly the people who bitch about that kind of thing probably didn't even have the attention span to read it.
Quote from: Shasvre on Jul 01, 2013, 05:00:12 PM
Quote from: SiL on Jun 07, 2013, 11:58:56 PM
Friend-zoning.
Specifically, the utter proliferation of people bitching about it over the last few years. Friends. People on Facebook. The Internet in general.
"Oh no! I'm this really nice guy who made absolutely no advances. I'm shy and socially awkward but I praise this women to the heavens and bend over backwards for her, and she won't even let me put my dick in her! It's not fair!"
Here is my open letter to all males, everywhere, everywhen, who ever complained about being friend-zoned.
Aherm.
Hello.
You are, all of you, without exception, douchebags.
Let's start with the obvious problem: If you're just being nice to someone for the express purpose of getting to sleep with them -- and, let's be honest, that's what it's about. Most of you in the "friend-zone" just want to get your dick wet. Relationships are entirely optional -- then you are not a "nice guy". You are not some caring romantic. You're a f**king douchebag. You're getting put exactly where you belong. The only thing anyone ever has the right to expect from another human being for showing them kindness is to be treated with kindness in return, and if the girl is willing to put up with you and count you as a friend, she's done that. If she knocks you back on your ass and treats you like shit when all you've tried to do is be nice, then start complaining, not about not being able to start something, but about her being a bitch.
Secondly, the friend-zoned guy will then go on and on about the "arseholes" the girl then goes on to date. Here's a surprise; most of them aren't! You just don't like them because they're not you. You find them cocky and arrogant because they have the self-confidence you so sorely, sorely lack. Some of them will be utter tools, yeah, but for the most part, your declaration that they're uniformly arseholes has more to do with the fact you don't like them, than any actual fair judgment of character. Which, again, makes you a douche. If you actually were as madly, deeply in love with this girl as your pain at having been sidelined would suggest; if you were actually a nice guy, as you so love insisting you are; you would appreciate that she's happy with another person and hope for the best. You'd give the guy a chance.
Sitting around complaining he's a tool because he's got the girl you want and the confidence to do it with? Douchebag.
Hoping the whole thing ends so you might have a shot later? Douchebag.
It's at this point we question; did you ever actually make a move, or did you just hover around offering kindness and generosity and just hoping she would notice and make the first move you are clearly too God-damn spineless to make yourself. "But what if she said no? What if I got rejected? I can't do it!" Then stiff shit. Life involves taking risks. The worst she can say is no. Which is still better than the worst she can do when you say nothing, which is rightly ignore you.
But now to the utmost biggest reason you're the f**king arseholes here. Here's why you deserve to never have a meaningful relationship, or even to get your dick wet with this girl.
The sort of person who would complain about the possibility to being friends with someone, who balks at what they consider a consolation prize, who is so offended by being considered a friend, is the absolute lowest form of dickhead I can possibly imagine.
Friend is not a dirty word. Friendship is not a disease to be avoided. If you truly gave half the shit you purport to with saying how nice you are and how much it sucks that you're in the "Friend zone", then you would rejoice in the possibility of striking up a lasting friendship with this person.
Shit, friendships are better than relationships in a lot of ways. They're more honest, more sincere, more open. They require less work, less physical, psychological, and emotional investment. They can be put on the backburner during stressful times, maintained with nothing more than a casual "How's it going?" every now and then. They're versatile and resilient. A deep friendship can amount to little more than the occasional message and making time once every couple of weeks to have a coffee, see a movie, have a meal, and yet still provide all the emotional and psychological benefits of a committed relationship.
I could fill the rest of this with Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes, but I think this one sums it up nicely:
Quote"The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, not the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when you discover that someone else believes in you and is willing to trust you with a friendship."
Social isolation and loneliness are some of the most profoundly unpleasant and psychologically destructive situations a person can ever find themselves in. It is a hell we inflict on people about a step down from murdering them in our judicial systems. And there are people out there with such depression, such anxiety, that they have few or no friends at all. People who have been socially outcast since a young age, resigned to darkened rooms with little human contact. They endure this hell not as punishment for crime, but as victims of circumstance and or societal pressures. These people would all kill to have friends, any friends, kill to have people to talk to, who might call them up if for no other reason than to say "Hi".
And you, the "nice guy", the guy languishing in the "friend zone", are going to sit there and bitch about what hell it is for you to have to settle with being friends?
You can, all of you, get f**ked.
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lol
Just found this. What the hell? :laugh:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 22, 2013, 05:37:47 AM
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:D :D :D
I remember that page, but how on earth did I miss that post? :laugh:
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Jul 03, 2013, 12:03:46 AM
Quote from: BANE on Jul 02, 2013, 11:33:05 PM
What episode and season?
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http://www.healthline.com/hlcmsresource/images/slideshow/sex-performance/slide09-masturbation.jpg
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Jul 03, 2013, 09:40:02 PM
I'm looking forward to when movies are looked at as movies again. Not like a horse race.
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Jul 04, 2013, 12:21:41 AM
Quote from: Shasvre on Jul 02, 2013, 05:54:14 PM
Laurie Holden
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Would love to be trapped in a supermarket with her when the the Mist comes rolling in.
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jul 03, 2013, 07:37:11 AM
Seeing Starscream's Dorito shaped body was a traumatic moment.
I totally never even f**king noticed this lol.
Quote from: KiramidHead on Jul 09, 2013, 03:47:56 AM
I would be turned on by the Collins, but ShadowPred's lack of a Zooey set is kind of distracting me. :-\
I am working hard to decipher the true meaning of this.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jul 09, 2013, 04:19:47 AM
Quote from: KiramidHead on Jul 09, 2013, 03:47:56 AM
I would be turned on by the Collins, but ShadowPred's lack of a Zooey set is kind of distracting me. :-\
I am working hard to decipher the true meaning of this.
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
It's legal.
to be 22 and write like a 12 year old?
Yep. ;D
I'm waiting for the part when we're supposed to care.
Too long I'm leaving.
Edit: Yea, I'm a tired kind of cranky right now. To put it more politely, some of his opinions may be silly (I've seen the threads) and his one example of writing wasn't a work of Shakespeare (but a lot of us have done that for the sake of humour) but I don't see the need for targeting his age.
Quote from: RagingDragon on Jul 10, 2013, 06:36:15 PM
Quote from: Vickers on Jul 09, 2013, 09:04:31 PM
Daft Punk's new album is better.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That's some seriously funny shit right there, Vickers! No f**king way in hell is that ever, in any universe, or in anyone's understanding of music in the history of consciousness, going to even flirt with being sort of true. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Thanks for the lols, you really do provide.
AHAHA.
Here, you starving souls. Have some real music. Like Daft Punk from the 90's! But much better!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5O32xnCrVs#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5O32xnCrVs#ws)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C2Q_qM_A8c#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C2Q_qM_A8c#ws)
Lmao you children will never learn.
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Spoiler
I love you RD. <3
That was great. :laugh:
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That compare. :laugh:
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The album haunts me even in ways I do not anticipate. The evil runs deep. :laugh:
Quote from: RagingDragon on Jul 10, 2013, 06:56:51 PM
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The album haunts me even in ways I do not anticipate. The evil runs deep. :laugh:
:laugh:
Quote from: RagingDragon on Jul 10, 2013, 06:56:51 PM
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The album haunts me even in ways I do not anticipate. The evil runs deep. :laugh:
Aye. That new Daft Punk album is just hipster rubbish. Which is a shame, since they can make good music when they want to.
Aspie...
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Quote from: RagingDragon on Jul 10, 2013, 07:53:22 PM
Aspie...
http://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic583169_md.jpg
Guys...
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Quote from: Novak 1334 on Jul 10, 2013, 07:58:43 PM
Quote from: RagingDragon on Jul 10, 2013, 07:53:22 PM
Aspie...
http://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic583169_md.jpg
Guys...
http://media.tumblr.com/7ec8cc835cbf97dedf38273d27565542/tumblr_inline_mi1m8n1MUp1qz4rgp.gif
Guise...
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Quote from: Crazy Rich on Jul 10, 2013, 08:02:51 PM
Quote from: Novak 1334 on Jul 10, 2013, 07:58:43 PM
Quote from: RagingDragon on Jul 10, 2013, 07:53:22 PM
Aspie...
http://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic583169_md.jpg
Guys...
http://media.tumblr.com/7ec8cc835cbf97dedf38273d27565542/tumblr_inline_mi1m8n1MUp1qz4rgp.gif
Guise...
http://i1308.photobucket.com/albums/s602/Iron_Shield/GIFS/tumblr_mdk1n8WaHC1rbbmcio1_500_zps23c7ea93.gif
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Quote from: Aspie on Jul 10, 2013, 07:43:34 PM
Quote from: RagingDragon on Jul 10, 2013, 06:56:51 PM
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The album haunts me even in ways I do not anticipate. The evil runs deep. :laugh:
Aye. That new Daft Punk album is just hipster rubbish. Which is a shame, since they can make good music when they want to.
LOL
Echo
ehco
ᵉᶜʰᵒ
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jul 13, 2013, 06:52:21 AM
I dress up as Spider-Man for kids' birthday parties. You have no idea how sexy Spider-Man can be until you see soccer mums hitting on him.
God, all my lulz :laugh: there's only one Doom, dude. :laugh:
Quote from: Rong on Jul 13, 2013, 06:33:40 PM
Quote from: That Yellow Alien on Jul 13, 2013, 05:13:24 PM
Saw this last night, and it was f**king awesome.
I genuinely don't understand how anyone can say it lacked heart. It's heart was on its sleeve and beating the entire time. It had a very explicit theme of unity and understanding, the entire operation of the Jeager program depended on it. Was it complicated, hell no, but since when has simple been bad? If anything, plots to blockbuster movies these days try to complicate their plots to ridiculous degrees, it was refreshing to see such a simple movie. No angst, no self-loathing, no bullshit, just people standing up and becoming heroes in the most unabashedly childish way possible.
Same feels mang
http://24.media.tumblr.com/40a4b11682c59b205653f0bcbce0bda2/tumblr_mjjqwvXY9Q1rsvzfjo1_400.gif
And aspie I'm really trying to care about your opinion on this movie
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a158/username05rx/tumblr_kp2plk1cv41qze5g2o1_400.gif
The fact you watched GU2 in the cinema makes me think you have a case of the mouthbreathitis.
A great summary of a film and an utterly priceless post of hilarity
in one!Spoiler
Quotecase of the mouthbreathitis.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jul 14, 2013, 02:29:25 PM
Wolf is the Tommy Wiseau of Predators.
So true. :laugh:
Quote from: Valaquen on Jul 14, 2013, 07:12:12 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Jul 14, 2013, 06:51:13 PM
Also, everyone in this movie has TERRIBLE HAIR. TERRIBLE. Foster has an atrocious white combover thing, Diego Luna has apparently shaped his hair into a nest for baby squid, etc. Only Matt Damon escapes this by being f**king bald.
Well, well, I'll be giving this shit a miss, then.
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Quote from: Cvalda on Jul 15, 2013, 12:04:33 AM
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You're so cool. :laugh:
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Emailing that post to your wife.
Quote from: Cvalda on Jul 15, 2013, 02:55:19 AM
Emailing that post to your wife.
She's team Jacob. :-\
Quote from: RagingDragon on Jul 13, 2013, 07:36:58 AM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jul 13, 2013, 06:52:21 AM
I dress up as Spider-Man for kids' birthday parties. You have no idea how sexy Spider-Man can be until you see soccer mums hitting on him.
God, all my lulz :laugh: there's only one Doom, dude. :laugh:
Quote from: Rong on Jul 13, 2013, 06:33:40 PM
Quote from: That Yellow Alien on Jul 13, 2013, 05:13:24 PM
Saw this last night, and it was f**king awesome.
I genuinely don't understand how anyone can say it lacked heart. It's heart was on its sleeve and beating the entire time. It had a very explicit theme of unity and understanding, the entire operation of the Jeager program depended on it. Was it complicated, hell no, but since when has simple been bad? If anything, plots to blockbuster movies these days try to complicate their plots to ridiculous degrees, it was refreshing to see such a simple movie. No angst, no self-loathing, no bullshit, just people standing up and becoming heroes in the most unabashedly childish way possible.
Same feels mang
http://24.media.tumblr.com/40a4b11682c59b205653f0bcbce0bda2/tumblr_mjjqwvXY9Q1rsvzfjo1_400.gif
And aspie I'm really trying to care about your opinion on this movie
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The fact you watched GU2 in the cinema makes me think you have a case of the mouthbreathitis.
A great summary of a film and an utterly priceless post of hilarity in one!
Spoiler
Quotecase of the mouthbreathitis.
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Behind Aspie's Eyes: A Lifetime Original Movie
Lifetime is probably to popular for an Aspie movie to air on.
Quote from: Kimarhi on Jul 17, 2013, 07:29:56 AM
Lifetime is probably to popular for an Aspie movie to air on.
That's fine. The Target audience is 100% spot on.
"That Aspie...all of is struggles to fit in in that strange, weird little Galaxy :'( "
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 17, 2013, 12:06:12 PM
Quote from: Kimarhi on Jul 17, 2013, 07:29:56 AM
Lifetime is probably to popular for an Aspie movie to air on.
That's fine. The Target audience is 100% spot on.
"That Aspie...all of is struggles to fit in in that strange, weird little Galaxy :'( "
his*
Aspie/
Quote from: SM on Jul 18, 2013, 07:33:43 AM
Nah I think I just need to sit back from the screen a bit. :)
SM used a smiley emoticon! :o :o :o
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 20, 2013, 09:51:42 PM
Quote from: Omegazilla on Jul 20, 2013, 09:41:44 PM
the fact I am able to be patient is the sign of some kind of
um
provenience from an older age... ?
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Going through the old pages of this thread, stumbled upon this:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 09:00:45 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 11, 2010, 09:00:22 AM
You, good sir, are a villain!
no u tybalt.
A year later,
I was portraying Tybalt in my high school's production of R&J.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU#)
Quote from: First Blood on Jul 22, 2013, 10:12:10 PM
Quote from: Shasvre on Jul 22, 2013, 10:05:13 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Jul 22, 2013, 10:03:52 PM
Sex Toy Story
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Woody and Buzz are still perfect names for the lead toys. :laugh:
'You've got a friend in me..."
Quote from: Shasvre on Jul 22, 2013, 10:24:53 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Jul 22, 2013, 10:12:10 PM
Quote from: Shasvre on Jul 22, 2013, 10:05:13 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Jul 22, 2013, 10:03:52 PM
Sex Toy Story
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Woody and Buzz are still perfect names for the lead toys. :laugh:
'You've got a friend in me..."
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Quote from: [CANCERBLACK] on Jul 23, 2013, 12:36:34 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on Jul 23, 2013, 12:32:42 AM
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Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Jul 26, 2013, 12:03:19 AM
Quote from: Omegazilla on Jul 25, 2013, 11:51:08 PM
No walking away from explosions. There is some cheese but it is well dosed.
http://www.flyingpigconsulting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/explosions.jpg
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The glory.
Quote from: King Rathalos on Jul 27, 2013, 04:47:49 PM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jul 27, 2013, 05:42:01 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Jul 27, 2013, 05:34:31 AM
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Quote from: King Rathalos on Jul 27, 2013, 05:32:50 AM
Dank Souls
Is that a new game?! :o
Yes
Never heard of it before. :P
Well that's because it's so underground.
f**k me. :laugh:
Quote from: WinterActual on Jul 27, 2013, 08:42:39 PMI don't think so. All chars from TWD (and L4D lol) will be dead in real world zombie apoc scenario. If you watched The Road, the guys from the beginning, the ones with the truck - guys like them will survive because they have no remorse for what they have to do to survive. While all chars from TWD are pussies :laugh: Well, the cannibals and that biker dude from "400 days" may be not, but all main chars are :laugh:
@ Effectz - sure man, at least I am not hyped to the max by every mainstream shit thats announced ::)
lol
Quote from: Lie on Jul 27, 2013, 08:06:54 PM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Jul 27, 2013, 04:47:49 PM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jul 27, 2013, 05:42:01 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Jul 27, 2013, 05:34:31 AM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jul 27, 2013, 05:33:21 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Jul 27, 2013, 05:32:50 AM
Dank Souls
Is that a new game?! :o
Yes
Never heard of it before. :P
Well that's because it's so underground.
f**k me. :laugh:
Yay I'm in the quotes thread! :laugh:
This entire thread should be in here: http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=48791.0 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=48791.0)
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 28, 2013, 01:12:43 PM
This entire thread should be in here: http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=48791.0 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=48791.0)
Oh my god. :laugh:
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 28, 2013, 01:12:43 PM
This entire thread should be in here: http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=48791.0 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=48791.0)
Yes, yes it should.
Quote from: King Rathalos on Jul 27, 2013, 09:05:46 PM
Quote from: WinterActual on Jul 27, 2013, 08:42:39 PMI don't think so. All chars from TWD (and L4D lol) will be dead in real world zombie apoc scenario. If you watched The Road, the guys from the beginning, the ones with the truck - guys like them will survive because they have no remorse for what they have to do to survive. While all chars from TWD are pussies :laugh: Well, the cannibals and that biker dude from "400 days" may be not, but all main chars are :laugh:
@ Effectz - sure man, at least I am not hyped to the max by every mainstream shit thats announced ::)
lol
If you think I am wrong I will be happy to read why you think that TWD characters are mentally strong enough to get through a zombie apoc :)
Quote from: WinterActual on Jul 28, 2013, 09:32:29 PM
If you think I am wrong I will be happy to read why you think that TWD characters are mentally strong enough to get through a zombie apoc :)
Dude. A lot of characters die. Just like most of us would
if a zombie apocalypse could even happen.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 28, 2013, 09:42:42 PM
Quote from: WinterActual on Jul 28, 2013, 09:32:29 PM
If you think I am wrong I will be happy to read why you think that TWD characters are mentally strong enough to get through a zombie apoc :)
Dude. A lot of characters die. Just like most of us would if a zombie apocalypse could even happen.
Exactly. Everybody dies. Think about it, though, and how cool it would actually be to die in the zombie apocalypse. You'd certainly have some fun stories to tell in the bar beyond the universe.
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I don't know if I would want to be devoured alive over one of the more normal ways to die.
A standard conversation between King Rathalos, and I.
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His name is
Abraham
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Pinto?
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Quote from: RagingDragon on Jul 28, 2013, 10:57:58 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 28, 2013, 09:42:42 PM
Quote from: WinterActual on Jul 28, 2013, 09:32:29 PM
If you think I am wrong I will be happy to read why you think that TWD characters are mentally strong enough to get through a zombie apoc :)
Dude. A lot of characters die. Just like most of us would if a zombie apocalypse could even happen.
Exactly. Everybody dies. Think about it, though, and how cool it would actually be to die in the zombie apocalypse. You'd certainly have some fun stories to tell in the bar beyond the universe.
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R.I.P.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 29, 2013, 12:44:44 PM
Omega India...
Huh.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jul 29, 2013, 12:48:23 PM
You are now the Monster Identification Support Line in India.
"Hello sir, I am watching Hellboy and there is a big bluish-grey moster with big fangs and tenta--"
"ITS NAME IS SAMMAEL. *CLICK*
...GOD."
Quote from: Rong on Jul 29, 2013, 07:35:51 PM
Whilst that's true Vickers,
I've... seen forum drama you people wouldn't believe... Attack trolls on fire off the shoulder of IRC. I watched forum posts disapear in the dark near IMdB
But this place has a certain brand of drama I haven't seen exist in many places, factional, very entertaining.
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Jesus, Rong. I clapped in real life, this shit be
so funnaayy. :laugh:
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jul 29, 2013, 10:25:59 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Jul 29, 2013, 10:24:34 PM
What?
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Shut up Aspie.
Quote from: Aspie on Jul 29, 2013, 10:27:03 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jul 29, 2013, 10:25:59 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Jul 29, 2013, 10:24:34 PM
What?
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Shut up Aspie.
Be in a decent film, Ghost Rider. :P
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jul 29, 2013, 10:27:46 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Jul 29, 2013, 10:27:03 PM
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Quote from: Aspie on Jul 29, 2013, 10:24:34 PM
What?
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Shut up Aspie.
Be in a decent film, Ghost Rider. :P
... F**k you. :laugh:
The necessary context:
Quote from: Hellspawn28 on Aug 01, 2013, 04:28:11 PM
Quote from: Tangakkai on Jul 31, 2013, 07:00:55 PM
If you say batman should only be white and no black actor should have a chance for a casting, you're basically saying we're allowing our lead roles to be frozen in the time of 1960...
Batman in the comics is white. You have the respect the source material when you are making a movie. If you change the race of a character then the fans will be pissed. Fans hated when they got a white actor for Goku in the Dragon Ball movie from a few years back instead a Asian actor.
and the relevant quote to this thread:
Quote from: Sexy Poot on Aug 01, 2013, 05:36:31 PM
Plus it would be easier to deduce who Batman is. The villain would just order his goons to kill all the blacks in Gotham.
.....the f**k? :laugh:
Quote from: Valaquen on Aug 05, 2013, 10:41:30 PM
Quote from: Omegazilla on Aug 05, 2013, 10:37:55 PM
Quote from: Valaquen on Aug 05, 2013, 10:34:24 PM
Cool interview coming soon(ish).
:laugh: ;)
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He's put a solid hint in there!
Yeah I totally know what he was talking about.
Quote from: RagingDragon on Aug 07, 2013, 02:42:24 AM
Quote from: ace3g on Aug 06, 2013, 08:58:34 PM
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GodzillaMovies Godzilla (2014) 2h
Epic new #Godzilla artwork by Cheung Chung Tat entitled "Last Stand". RT: http://www.Godzilla-Movies.com/gallery/view/img/157 (http://www.godzilla-movies.com/gallery/view/img/157) ... pic.twitter.com/RmCqvXlXdi
Damn, Godzilla, that ass so wiiide...
http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/62943d1305852737-big-booty-women-196525_144512662282002_100001698062271_283623_7780163_n.jpg
Quote from: King Rathalos on Aug 07, 2013, 02:54:14 AM
Quote from: RagingDragon on Aug 07, 2013, 02:42:24 AM
Quote from: ace3g on Aug 06, 2013, 08:58:34 PM
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GodzillaMovies Godzilla (2014) 2h
Epic new #Godzilla artwork by Cheung Chung Tat entitled "Last Stand". RT: http://www.Godzilla-Movies.com/gallery/view/img/157 (http://www.godzilla-movies.com/gallery/view/img/157) ... pic.twitter.com/RmCqvXlXdi
Damn, Godzilla, that ass so wiiide...
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Quote from: Cal427eb on Aug 07, 2013, 07:01:22 PM
Quote from: Amaterasu on Aug 07, 2013, 06:23:54 AM
To Cal, because I need to make him laugh,
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-vP-pwtSXE#ws)
Bitch, I'm fabulousssss
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Amaze
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Quote from: TJ Doc on Aug 08, 2013, 01:04:16 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Aug 08, 2013, 02:01:08 AM
Eh, failed was a strong word. Too lazy to look up a more moderate one.
I can think of two: f**king SUCKS.
Bonus word: DICK.
This is fantastic.
Quote from: KNIGHT on Aug 07, 2013, 09:08:23 PM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Aug 07, 2013, 07:01:22 PM
Quote from: Amaterasu on Aug 07, 2013, 06:23:54 AM
To Cal, because I need to make him laugh,
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-vP-pwtSXE#ws)
Bitch, I'm fabulousssss
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Quote from: Rong on Aug 08, 2013, 11:20:16 PM
4 LYF MANG
http://media.tumblr.com/d516a58ce0c4e9952310a533fcd6dfa1/tumblr_inline_mr2pvjEa1Z1qz4rgp.gif
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
but it needs the full context:
Quote from: Rong on Aug 08, 2013, 11:20:16 PM
Quote from: [CANCERBLACK] on Aug 08, 2013, 09:36:33 PM
Mouse and keys 4 LYF.
4 LYF MANG
http://media.tumblr.com/d516a58ce0c4e9952310a533fcd6dfa1/tumblr_inline_mr2pvjEa1Z1qz4rgp.gif
Looking at some old posts.
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Aug 28, 2011, 10:00:39 PM
MLP is more consistent and better written than the vast majority of AVP content anyway.
Quote from: Shobidoo on Aug 04, 2011, 06:51:12 PM
I think your favorite pony is Applejack.
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Aug 04, 2011, 07:03:14 PM
That is a very good guess but not quite.
There isn't one I don't like but I guess I lean more toward the shy one. For now anyway.
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Spoiler
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Quote from: Rong on Aug 01, 2013, 02:19:53 AM
its got a R 18+ rating in aus, at least it wasnt banned, tyme to start warming up the xbawks
My god, I laughed so hard over this.
Love ya, Rong!
;D i can't see the brilliance myself but ill take it :laugh:
Quote from: RagingDragon on Aug 19, 2013, 11:39:53 PM
This is me at Rape-con last year.
http://toomuchtodosolittletime.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/wpid-Natural_Ice-2011-04-20-00-01.jpg
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I f**king lost it!!
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Aug 20, 2013, 08:52:53 PM
Quote from: Omegazilla on Aug 20, 2013, 08:40:02 PM
Woke up early today and submerged myself into Lovecraft stories all day long.
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Quote from: Omegazilla on Aug 20, 2013, 08:40:02 PM
In the midst of The Colour out of Space, it started raining really heavily, and it continued for hours, all whilst I was reading and listening to the Alien soundtrack.
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Quote from: Omegazilla on Aug 20, 2013, 08:40:02 PM
I then watched HPLHS' The Call of Cthulhu adaptation, and went on and listened to Metallica's The Call of Ktulu with the volume way f**king up.
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Quote from: Omegazilla on Aug 20, 2013, 08:40:02 PM
And to top it all off, I went on my balcony to see a beautiful full moon shrouded by some clouds.
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Quote from: Omegazilla on Aug 20, 2013, 08:40:02 PM
Near perfect day.
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Perfection
Quote from: SM on Aug 21, 2013, 07:13:16 AM
Quote from: Amaterasu on Aug 21, 2013, 05:51:44 AM
Lol, my trampoline's springs are too stretched out.
:o
Quote from: Rong on Aug 22, 2013, 04:42:24 AM
BOOOOZEEE AND HOTTTPAAANNTTTZZZZ
Aspie Sensationalism typically plays directly to Emotions, if i want emotions ill go to the "wat made you unhappy today thread", i want my news hard & fast (just liek da penis :-*)
:laugh: :laugh:
Jesus Christ :laugh:
Quote from: KNIGHT on Aug 22, 2013, 03:50:44 PM
Quote from: Sexy Poot on Aug 21, 2013, 01:36:37 PM
I forget sometime that I'm on the internet
Don't worry, that happens to me too.
Sometimes I just kinda realize that "Oh shit I took a bunch of steps, from turning on my computer, sitting down, and opening Google Chrome and actively posting on a forum.
Is this a miracle?"
It is. It is a miracle.
And Sexy Poot, one day, you will know this miracle as truth.
For you are on the internet. Where kids and adults alike can watch the youtubes, upload videos, and god dammit, they can respond with random images that aren't actually random if you pay the slighest attention to the context.
For this is the internet.
For this is a miracle.
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(Pretty sure the last frame is Poot him(?)self)
How dare you compare DJ Raptor to Poot. :-X
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Aug 22, 2013, 06:17:35 AM
Jesus Christ :laugh:
Quote from: KNIGHT on Aug 22, 2013, 03:50:44 PM
Quote from: Sexy Poot on Aug 21, 2013, 01:36:37 PM
I forget sometime that I'm on the internet
Don't worry, that happens to me too.
Sometimes I just kinda realize that "Oh shit I took a bunch of steps, from turning on my computer, sitting down, and opening Google Chrome and actively posting on a forum.
Is this a miracle?"
It is. It is a miracle.
And Sexy Poot, one day, you will know this miracle as truth.
For you are on the internet. Where kids and adults alike can watch the youtubes, upload videos, and god dammit, they can respond with random images that aren't actually random if you pay the slighest attention to the context.
For this is the internet.
For this is a miracle.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FdHv4P.gif&hash=9c19b02b0c06c6b6c3708796b1e0fa1340188ca7)
(Pretty sure the last frame is Poot him(?)self)
:'(
So beautiful.
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Aug 25, 2013, 08:43:41 PM
Quote from: Master on Aug 25, 2013, 07:38:49 PM
The fact you like it for same reasons as Transformers dosen`t mean everybody does. So stop mumbling it`s similar film to transformers cause it isn`t. It isn`t similar film to Godzilla (although they are from thesame genere) nor similar to Robot Jox. It`s an animal of it`s own, quite fresh if you ask me. Not perfect, but not bad be any means.
Don't feed the troll, bro.
Quote from: KNIGHT on Aug 25, 2013, 08:51:18 PM
But without food trolls will starve.
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Aug 25, 2013, 08:52:42 PM
Aaaand?
Quote from: Aspie on Aug 25, 2013, 08:55:09 PM
And then a commercial with a Sarah McLachlan song in the background has to be created, and it's just downhill from there.
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Aug 25, 2013, 08:58:30 PM
In the aaaaaarms oooooof the angelllls.
Quote from: KNIGHT on Aug 25, 2013, 09:15:38 PM
Troll awaaaaaay, from heeeeeeeeeeeeeerrre.
Quote from: Requiem28 on Aug 26, 2013, 08:16:28 PM
Quote from: Hubbs on Aug 26, 2013, 06:58:47 PM
Quote from: Requiem28 on Aug 26, 2013, 06:52:51 PM
Look, this really shoudn't be a big deal. Affleck is an intelligent actor and I think by now, he (and Snyder) knows what is good for the audience, even if the audience don't know it themselves. He will deliver well, trust me.
Seriously how on earth can you say that??! 'Affleck is an intelligent actor'....right good, that'll help then. 'He and Snyder know what's good for the audience'...wow! glad they are here then geez! I have no idea what I'd do without them! ::)
'He will deliver, trust me.'...well that's very sweet of you but I don't trust Affleck frankly and I certainly don't trust WB. Can I ask you why you are so adamant he will deliver? is this because you just don't want the film not to deliver?.
Did you criticize your mom on the way she delivered you after you came out?
:laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:
Requiem, you have brightened my day further. :laugh:
Holy shit, lurrrrve. :laugh:
Quote from: KNIGHT on Aug 26, 2013, 10:49:50 PM
Quote from: Gilfryd on Aug 26, 2013, 10:40:40 PM
Quote from: Requiem28 on Aug 26, 2013, 03:30:30 PMBig G goes nuclear on Destroyah after killing her baby is absolutely bad ass with the music.
What do you mean 'her baby.'
You see, in the prequel movie called Godzilla, made by Americans in 1998, it was shown that she's actually female when she attacked New Yorks.
There, she proceeded to make a nest and lay hundreds of eggs, but only three survived. The first one was sent to the past by people in a UFO and attacked Tokyo, being killed by the Oxygen Destroyer.
The second one became Kiryu, after uniting with the Humans, and began to hunt the other Godzillas.
The third died, but became an evil ghost and fought Anguiris, Varan and Baragon. It won, and became a good guy again, and was referred to as Junior. It was defeated by Satan, which caused the original 1998 to throw a shit fit and blow up the thing.
This is all like totally canon. You should feel ashamed for not knowing this.
Well then....
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Aug 27, 2013, 08:57:39 AM
I think I've found the video to sum up every one of my interactions with Aspie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTqCVJW2qOw# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTqCVJW2qOw#)
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Aug 27, 2013, 10:47:20 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Aug 27, 2013, 08:57:39 AM
I think I've found the video to sum up every one of my interactions with Aspie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTqCVJW2qOw# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTqCVJW2qOw#)
That was cuteness overload... so cute..
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It's hard to believe she's 30.
Quote from: Space SweeperAnd my nigga, you some nastyass chow.
Quote from: Crazy RichAlso, the definition of sentient is having conscience, Ash states it is unclouded by conscience , so you're wrong there.
Teh lulz.
I already admitted I made a mistake awhile ago on that matter... and what was the point of posting that anyway?
Also, being nastyass chow pretty much refers to how unpleasant you are to talk to, that wasn't hard to pick up on.
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Aug 27, 2013, 07:35:38 PM
I already admitted I made a mistake awhile ago on that matter... and what was the point of posting that anyway?
Because it's the topic? Everyone has equal rights here, deal with it.
Quote
Also, being nastyass chow pretty much refers to how unpleasant you are to talk to, that wasn't hard to pick up on.
Only when you piss me off with immature trollish shenanigans.
I'm only unpleasant to talk to if you're a troll, or a troll-sympathizer.
Lulz
Also, Crazy Rich, if you find me so unpleasant to talk to, why do you keep responding to my posts? :laugh:
Obviously you're getting some kind of kick out of it.
You failed to answer my question by brushing it off with "it's the topic", I'll ask again what was the point?
I'll make this loud and clear.
DC, I'm pretty convinced you're the troll, either that or the most over-sensitive person I've ever met, and that's a lot coming from me who has shown over-sensitivity in the past, unlike you I can admit where I've gone wrong. I have never gone out of my way to harm you. I tried to help you once and spoke from experience, only to be targeted by your imaginary bullshit coming from your blaring insecurity. How the hell do think anyone is going to respond to such crap? Hug you? I don't think so.
And this all started in the Xeno thread when my first response to the good vs evil debate was primarily to someone else, but in the quote I included your response to their post because I thought I'd be nice and include you in the conversation, then you start throwing over-sensitive accusations at me over absolutely nothing, claiming I was going to great lengths to make you look stupid when all I did was quote Ash about the alien creature in 3 brief sentences.
If your behavior up to now proves anything it is that me trying to include you in anything was a big mistake.
And I'm talking to you directly because your talking about me passively...
If you wish to respond to me, don't bother in this thread (god knows why you decided to brings this crap in here), respond to me by sending me a PM directly rather than pussy footing in the boards.
I will conclude this post with "Dip dip potato chip".
Rich, can't you just push the little ignore button?
You know what Omega? You're absolutely right.
But I think that would stop his PMs, so I'll wait a bit before I do, you know, to see if anything that I've said can actually sink in and wake him up. I doubt it though, he doesn't listen. He still thinks I admire Mal even though I specifically said I've opposed Mal.
Anyway, let's forget this crap, here's a good quote.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Aug 22, 2013, 10:46:57 AM
Quote from: xeno-kaname on Aug 18, 2013, 10:19:56 AM
Quote from: Omegazilla on Aug 18, 2013, 09:47:58 AM
Quote from: Shasvre on Aug 18, 2013, 09:45:09 AM
http://media.bestlittlesites.com/images/users/uploads/10300/smaugs-eye.jpeg
Hohohohohoho
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Hohohohohoho
Be careful. You'll unleash a shit storm :laugh:
Omega be all like
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Quote from: SpaceMarines on Aug 28, 2013, 07:11:07 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Aug 28, 2013, 12:02:36 PM
Mister Hammond... I've decided not to open your message.
Sweeper, the kind of, uh, c-control you're attempting simply is... it's not possible. If there is is, is- is one thing the history of the, the internet has taught us it's that attachments will not be contained. Attachments break free, they expand to new servers and crash hard drives, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh... well. There it is.
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Aug 27, 2013, 10:59:25 PM
You failed to answer my question by brushing it off with "it's the topic", I'll ask again what was the point?
I'll make this loud and clear.
DC, I'm pretty convinced you're the troll, either that or the most over-sensitive person I've ever met, and that's a lot coming from me who has shown over-sensitivity in the past, unlike you I can admit where I've gone wrong. I have never gone out of my way to harm you. I tried to help you once and spoke from experience, only to be targeted by your imaginary bullshit coming from your blaring insecurity. How the hell do think anyone is going to respond to such crap? Hug you? I don't think so.
And this all started in the Xeno thread when my first response to the good vs evil debate was primarily to someone else, but in the quote I included your response to their post because I thought I'd be nice and include you in the conversation, then you start throwing over-sensitive accusations at me over absolutely nothing, claiming I was going to great lengths to make you look stupid when all I did was quote Ash about the alien creature in 3 brief sentences.
If your behavior up to now proves anything it is that me trying to include you in anything was a big mistake.
And I'm talking to you directly because your talking about me passively...
If you wish to respond to me, don't bother in this thread (god knows why you decided to brings this crap in here), respond to me by sending me a PM directly rather than pussy footing in the boards.
I will conclude this post with "Dip dip potato chip".
QuoteObviously you're getting some kind of kick out of it.
QuoteYou are ignoring this user.
Quote from: SM on Aug 28, 2013, 03:46:58 AM
Ye olde, I-hate-it-therefore-everyone-else-does, trick.
Go look at the reviews and/ or IMDB ratings and/ or box office.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Aug 29, 2013, 02:56:28 AM
I will literally take my money out of one pocket and put it in the other. Then put it back in the first one because I was used to it being in that one. And then walk away unphased.
Sorry, but even a a very young child I just didn't care for Power Rangers :P
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 02, 2013, 12:18:43 PM
Quote from: Rong on Sep 02, 2013, 11:39:17 AM
Fine c**t.
clickt bcus i feel sorry 4 u
first of all u dont no me. i belief in fredom of speech as my contry gos by. this is north america , truth north strong red white n blue and thats not a lie. ur just spreding lie's 2 the comunity bcus ur from sum prison COLONy (wear u prbly get rapet liek reel prsion xD) , n lies r prison rules. in my contry north america we r legit and we speak th trueth so nachurally we dont take this kindof shit frum fgts liek u . so let that b str8.but y preech my kwire 2 u? bcus uve gotta no and undrstand were im comign from. u dont no my upringing and u dont no my valluse (wich u cleerly dont hav) , u dont hav my unkel but if u did u'd probly hav lernt about resspecct 4 ur fello man. my unkel was a gr8 man & u maeke fun of his name wen u call me a c**t. ur the c**t, & i can say that bcus u prolly dont even hav an unkel. u dont even no the shit ive bin thru, grew up in th streets saw ppl get shot. im frum th streets were tha hood wud swallo a man bullets wold fallow a man and i got thru all that shit alrite. now im blogging with folowers and makin videos and i dont kare wut anybody thinks but im not abov helping ppl like u , so leme help u. mov 2 n.america its prety easy just dont be irakistani or a gay an ur gud were i com fro.m i dont need 2 h8 u man we could prob b reelly acshualy gud frends and hang out like bros. i no ppl over here that kud set u up with work and u wuoldnt hav 2 look bak. but if u drop this offre, ur trulely lost and uve lost the game. this isnt like a video game u cant respon so its yolo jus remember its yolo and ull do fine. thers no time 2 be talkin shit on the intrent and callin ur felllow man ac**t peace n luv maybe jus smoke a week n 4get man jus turn arownd bcuz ill just blok u. i had a dream i culd buye my way 2 heven wen i woke i spent dat on a necklase, but i cant care bout dat bcus its a yolo life no regrets man no regrets. i here old fokes talkin bout "bakc in my day' but , motherfukr this is my day i live by the day & no reasin speedin dat up an think bout the past.
think bout it man live 4 life not tolkin shit on da internet
pce n love
Lawls, this:
Quote from: Scree on Sep 02, 2013, 08:59:56 AM
And your obvious obsession with Barry isn't?
I'm just like:
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(with Scree being the yellow and blue fish from
The Little Mermaid)
I laughed harder than I should have.
Quote from: Uncanny Psycho on Sep 03, 2013, 02:25:31 AM
Whats the difference between a woman's mouth, vagina, and asshole? Cause i've seen/heard shit come out of all 3
Quote from: Aspie on Sep 04, 2013, 03:30:03 AM
The lack of a trailer saddens me. I would gladly trade the entire Guardians of the Galaxy film for a 30 second Godzilla 2014 teaser just portraying the title and background music.
Awh, he's trying to provoke a reaction.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 04, 2013, 04:42:17 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Sep 04, 2013, 03:30:03 AM
The lack of a trailer saddens me. I would gladly trade the entire Guardians of the Galaxy film for a 30 second Godzilla 2014 teaser just portraying the title and background music.
Awh, he's trying to provoke a reaction.
Idunno, I think I agree with him on that.
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Still not Godzilla
Nope, definitely not Godzilla.
Yeah, you're right.
Spoiler
It's better than Godzilla.
Quote from: RazorSlash on Sep 04, 2013, 08:04:20 PM
Yeah, you're right.
Spoiler
It's better than Godzilla.
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Quote from: KNIGHT on Sep 05, 2013, 11:50:43 PM
MY SHIPPING WALL
Will be updated as ships progress
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The fact that this masterpiece hasn't been posted yet shows that we've goten lazy with quoting.
Maystorpeas
"BECAUSE SPACE?!?!" indeed.
Keras x Sarcasm
holy shit!!! :laugh:
Quote from: KirklandSignature on Sep 09, 2013, 06:47:56 PM
Quote from: ace3g on Sep 08, 2013, 10:34:30 PM
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Good to see Arsenio Hall back in the film biz. I think the last legit movie he was in was "Coming to America".
This guy. This guy right here. Dat trolling.
Quote from: Blacklabel on Sep 09, 2013, 06:56:01 PM
Quote from: KirklandSignature on Sep 09, 2013, 06:47:56 PM
Quote from: ace3g on Sep 08, 2013, 10:34:30 PM
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Good to see Arsenio Hall back in the film biz. I think the last legit movie he was in was "Coming to America".
This guy. This guy right here. Dat trolling.
..that's actually kinda funny. :laugh:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 11, 2013, 04:07:12 AM
Quote from: Hubbs on Sep 11, 2013, 04:01:55 AM
'This Robocop film is obviously a cash in. The suit isn't supposed to be a suit, it's supposed to be his body, a man transformed into a machine. The original really sold this idea with having just his head & a simple digestive system being the only organic parts left of him. The visual of his skin stretched over metal was a disturbing & nightmarish image. I personally thought that with today's technology they could really push the envelope of him being cyborg even further, but instead they turned him into just a man in a suit. That's safer and far less dark. More family friendly, more toy friendly.'
'Hehe,' he added.
Quote from: Rong on Sep 11, 2013, 10:30:12 PM
Yeah DC's good value once the forum collectively ass rapes him ( just about there ) he will learn the ways like we all have and fit right in.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Broken quote though. :P
That's what I get for using my mobile. :laugh:
Old Gold:
Quote from: Cvalda on Jun 04, 2012, 04:23:29 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 04, 2012, 04:20:43 PM
http://gyazo.com/aa43884bcf7834ed892ddce6e5618f80.png?1338826274
Missing from the bottom of the frame: the backside of Lindelof's bald head.
I remember that was one of my favorite Galaxy days.
Quote from: Aspie on Sep 14, 2013, 12:45:40 AM
What we all thought happened to Rong:
Spoiler
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What actually happened:
Spoiler
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^^^ hahahahahhaah dat aspie
Vepariga: i'll just wait a min or two incase
Vepariga: wheres your friends?
KiramidHead: here
Vepariga: woo ok,one more min and ill start, last two eps of season three then the film
KiramidHead: ight
KiramidHead: Veps I need to tell you something real quick
KiramidHead: oh boy how to put this
KiramidHead: hang on a sec
KiramidHead changed their nickname to TDSA.
TDSA: There we go
Vepariga: haha for real?
TDSA: wow that was bad
TDSA: yes
Vepariga: :P
Well I lost my mojo.
Quote from: Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion on Sep 14, 2013, 10:35:51 PM
Vepariga: i'll just wait a min or two incase
Vepariga: wheres your friends?
KiramidHead: here
Vepariga: woo ok,one more min and ill start, last two eps of season three then the film
KiramidHead: ight
KiramidHead: Veps I need to tell you something real quick
KiramidHead: oh boy how to put this
KiramidHead: hang on a sec
KiramidHead changed their nickname to TDSA.
TDSA: There we go
Vepariga: haha for real?
TDSA: wow that was bad
TDSA: yes
Vepariga: :P
Well I lost my mojo.
xD
^ TDSA = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pN7nmzuvNc#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pN7nmzuvNc#ws)
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 18, 2013, 04:51:38 PM
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Quote from: Magegg on Sep 18, 2013, 04:45:28 PM
Strongly disagree. As much as I disliked Pacific Rim, I think Independence Day is way more meritless.
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Dat cynic . . .
Quote from: ikarop on Sep 22, 2013, 02:35:37 PM
*YAAAAWNNNN*
Can we please move on? This is getting annoying and we already got Aspie for that purpose.
:laugh:
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Quote from: Aspie on Sep 23, 2013, 04:04:53 AM
I we should make a "Why ikarop sucks" thread and voice all our forum/real life complaints in it.
It could be therapeutic, you know.
Something tells me I won't be winning the Best Mod award this year.
IT'S FOR THE MENTAL HEALTH OF THE GALAXY IKAROP.
:3
From the Dexter thread...
Quote from: Shasvre on Sep 23, 2013, 05:23:06 AM
So, anyone watch this yet? Care to tell me how it ended? :D
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Sep 23, 2013, 05:33:57 AM
Badly, is my guess.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2013, 05:44:25 AM
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Not well.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Sep 23, 2013, 05:56:18 AM
I see...
Well, you needed worry. The second is-
This is why I love you guys. :laugh:
luv u 2 <3
considerably.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 24, 2013, 12:03:29 AM
luv u 2 <3
considerably.
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 14, 2013, 07:07:10 AM
Quote from: Omegazilla on Jun 14, 2013, 07:03:24 AM
No mine.
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/luo-aRn5Mg8/hqdefault.jpg
bitch don't even try i swear
http://gyazo.com/3a02394b532ec7aa4bc41f7fa434348f.png
Quote from: KiramidHead on Sep 27, 2013, 11:08:39 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Sep 27, 2013, 09:09:15 PM
Quote from: KiramidHead on Sep 27, 2013, 08:56:26 PM
Don Jon
F**king loved it. In no way did I predict what direction it went in.
Looking forward to seeing that myself. :)
Mah boys
Quote from: Amaterasu on Sep 27, 2013, 11:03:33 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Sep 27, 2013, 09:09:15 PM
Quote from: KiramidHead on Sep 27, 2013, 08:56:26 PM
Don Jon
F**king loved it. In no way did I predict what direction it went in.
Looking forward to seeing that myself. :)
Same here. ;3;
Mah Girls.
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Quote from: warmbreeze on Oct 02, 2013, 07:44:19 PM
I'm the anti-coolbreeze. 8)
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i just cant
i am unable to can
Quote from: KNIGHT on Oct 11, 2013, 09:54:05 PM
If you take the average of pretty much anything of course you won't get the quality you want.
Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Oct 13, 2013, 12:12:45 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Oct 13, 2013, 12:10:39 AM
Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Oct 13, 2013, 12:08:13 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Oct 13, 2013, 12:03:37 AM
Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Oct 13, 2013, 12:00:33 AM
What if he's right
I'm just a criminal making a living
Off of the world's misery
What in the world gives me the right
is dat u Eminem?
In a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you
f**k with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up!
I'm tryna develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em
I ain't "acid rap," but I rap on acid
Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added
Whoops! Is that a subliminal hint? No!
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Quote from: Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion on Oct 13, 2013, 01:07:37 AM
Dolanize as in Dolan comic drawing version. Crazy Rich would likely be apeljak.
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i'mma put this guy right here:
Quote from: Rong on Oct 30, 2013, 01:57:00 AM
Quote from: Shinawi on Oct 30, 2013, 01:38:25 AM
It's time to get serious.
I was on my way to work when I saw a hot, tall, thin lady at the basement of our office building. What can I do?
Put on balaclava,
surgical gloves
and
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n120/branman887/php3t9KLp_c2PM.jpg
because grimez shrine.
Quote from: Omegazilla on Nov 05, 2013, 06:20:25 AM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i147/trustno123/GTFO%20and%20DO%20Not%20want/Hey_Carl_Have_You_Seen_My_Blue.jpg
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:laugh:
Quote from: Omegazilla on Nov 05, 2013, 06:57:30 AM
Quote from: Omegazilla on Nov 05, 2013, 06:20:25 AM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i147/trustno123/GTFO%20and%20DO%20Not%20want/Hey_Carl_Have_You_Seen_My_Blue.jpg
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Rong on Nov 10, 2013, 06:55:55 AM
It's on my list to watch sweeper
@sils edit.
Quote from: SiL on Nov 10, 2013, 06:30:28 AM
"People want to watch tween crap instead of this rad adult stuff, woe" sounds like the same tripe that gets drummed out when some pretentious indie movie gets released and fails to find an audience. When the best comments are "It's too smart/deep/unconventional for people", you know you're in for a meandering wankfest.
Sounds like you have an inferiority complex.
The movies probably still 2deep4u 8)
Stalkers is a beautiful movie tho I agree.
Quote from: Rong on Nov 10, 2013, 06:55:55 AM
It's on my list to watch sweeper
@sils edit.
Quote from: SiL on Nov 10, 2013, 06:30:28 AM
"People want to watch tween crap instead of this rad adult stuff, woe" sounds like the same tripe that gets drummed out when some pretentious indie movie gets released and fails to find an audience. When the best comments are "It's too smart/deep/unconventional for people", you know you're in for a meandering wankfest.
Sounds like you have an inferiority complex.
The movies probably still 2deep4u 8)
Stalkers is a beautiful movie tho I agree.
Quote from: SiL on Nov 10, 2013, 07:21:07 AM
I don't see how "Every time people say a movie is 'too deep' for people it turns out to be a wankfest" translates to "inferiority complex" but hey, whatever knee-jerk defensive reactions you need to defend a film you like to float your boat and all that.
At least we can agree on Stalker.
Quote from: Rong on Nov 10, 2013, 07:24:21 AM
Hahahah you're doing it again :laugh:
Go see the movie then come talk to me, everything's a wankfest with you Sil even movies you haven't seen, and I have a knee jerk reaction pot and kettle.
/love this place.
Quote from: SiL on Nov 10, 2013, 07:46:59 AM
Quote from: Rong on Nov 10, 2013, 07:24:21 AM
Go see the movie then come talk to me, everything's a wankfest with you Sil even movies you haven't seen, and I have a knee jerk reaction pot and kettle.
I'm not saying it's bad, just what it sounds like from reviews. The best defense amounts to "2deep4u", resulting in those who like it deriding those who don't as plebs. I might love it. But it could probably do without the snobbish defense of those who enjoyed it.
And, no, not everything's a wankfest. Again, defensive crap cos I've said potentially unpleasant things about something you like.
Quote from: Rong on Nov 10, 2013, 08:05:53 AM
2deep4u wasn't the best defence. Just a closing statement to reel people in, it worked.
I call it as I see it, most reviews are negative saying it didn't make sense, my review is unapologetically in defence of the film, not only do not care if it derides people for not getting the film, I don't care if i offend people at the same time, my "review" is toned down from my initial reactions.
It's not defensive crap, I don't know how many times I've seen you use the term "wankfest", almost as many times I've used "2deep4u"
Quote from: SiL on Nov 10, 2013, 08:23:19 AM
Quote from: Rong on Nov 10, 2013, 08:05:53 AM
I call it as I see it, most reviews are negative saying it didn't make sense, my review is unapologetically in defence of the film, not only do not care if it derides people for not getting the film, I don't care if i offend people at the same time, my "review" is toned down from my initial reactions.
And I don't care if you get butthurt over my deriding the defense of the film.
Woo, impasse.
Quote from: Rong on Nov 10, 2013, 08:27:53 AM
Yeah butthurt ...
I know you are you said you are.. /sillogic
Impasse indeed.
Quote from: SiL on Nov 10, 2013, 08:31:14 AM
Sillogic is best logic.
Clearly.
EDIT
And, yes, butthurt. For reference, you're the only one who decided to make it personal. I was always only commenting on the argument itself, not the people making it -- you're the one who decided jumping in with "You seem to have an inferiority complex" was a good way to develop the discussion.
Quote from: Rong on Nov 10, 2013, 08:38:56 AM
Yeah that primary school logic.
You da best sil, defenda of the plebs.
http://i.imgur.com/9EjsPhP.gif
@edit
I must have hit a nerve 8)
Quote from: SiL on Nov 10, 2013, 09:04:03 AM
Quote from: Rong on Nov 10, 2013, 08:38:56 AM
I must have hit a nerve 8)
Naw, just demonstrated you can't differentiate between remarks against arguments and remarks against people making them.
Dat primary school logic indeed.
Quote from: Rong on Nov 10, 2013, 09:22:42 AM
Quote from: SiL on Nov 10, 2013, 09:04:03 AM
Dat primary school logic indeed.
You're doing it again :D, wat even r u, so basic.
EditQuote from: SiL on Nov 10, 2013, 09:04:03 AM
Just demonstrated you can't differentiate between remarks against arguments and remarks against people making them.
>implying it wasn't intentional.
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Quote from: SiL on Nov 10, 2013, 09:35:11 AM
Quote from: Rong on Nov 10, 2013, 09:22:42 AM
You're doing it again :D, wat even r u, so basic.
http://discoverygc.com/wiki/images/thumb/3/34/Doge_%281%29.jpg/264px-Doge_%281%29.jpg
So conversation
Such basic
wow
3/10
Quote from: Rong on Nov 10, 2013, 10:47:56 AM
Quote from: SiL on Nov 10, 2013, 09:35:11 AM
3/10
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Better than 0/10, come at me brah, I'll take it
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Quote from: Aspie on Nov 10, 2013, 04:59:07 PM
Quote from: orchidal on Nov 10, 2013, 02:36:34 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 10, 2013, 02:29:22 PM
wow, that's pretty cool jimi
Dat's it Aspie I warned U:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8p5Hen23VU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8p5Hen23VU#)
godammit jimi I warned u
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Just re-quoting this here so I remember it for the awards:
Quote from: Rong on Jan 17, 2013, 06:19:54 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Jan 17, 2013, 06:15:31 AM
Ron, please stop by more often. :laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4aZQvmWO_M#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4aZQvmWO_M#ws)
It was extra hilarious to me, because I knew that Rong was Pn.
Ah yes. He had me fooled. :D
Also, for archive reasons and reference for the awards, 2013 Quoted posts start here:
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=32815.msg1568626#msg1568626 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=32815.msg1568626#msg1568626)
Quote from: Blacklabel on Nov 17, 2013, 05:45:16 PM
RobThom
Writes on the forum
As if
He was writing a haiku.
:D
Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Feb 25, 2013, 03:35:52 AM
Quote from: Rong Swanton on Feb 25, 2013, 03:34:07 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 25, 2013, 03:33:34 AM
Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Feb 25, 2013, 03:33:24 AM
Quote from: Rong Swanton on Feb 25, 2013, 03:31:04 AM
ive been showing my mum rick... she thinks you aighhtttttt.. :)
Rick might just get laid yet.
I lol'd so damn hard at this.
MY mums dead c**tS!!!
omg
Rick's still probably seeing that as a chance to get laid.
AHAHAHAHAHA this gem
I f**king love that one. :laugh:
way better without the censorship though, turn dat shit off.
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 18, 2013, 01:44:42 AM
Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Feb 25, 2013, 03:35:52 AM
Quote from: Rong Swanton on Feb 25, 2013, 03:34:07 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 25, 2013, 03:33:34 AM
Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Feb 25, 2013, 03:33:24 AM
Quote from: Rong Swanton on Feb 25, 2013, 03:31:04 AM
ive been showing my mum rick... she thinks you aighhtttttt.. :)
Rick might just get laid yet.
I lol'd so damn hard at this.
MY mums dead c**tS!!!
omg
Rick's still probably seeing that as a chance to get laid.
AHAHAHAHAHA this gem
oh lord ;D
I totally forgot about that... my mums not dead :laugh:
I think what made me laugh at it so hard is the fact that you wrote something implying she was alive beforehand and then the flimsy ambiguity just being directly severed by Lonespoon after that just kills me :laugh:
Quote from: Rong on Nov 18, 2013, 01:50:53 AM
I totally forgot about that... my mums not dead :laugh:
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Quote from: Aspie on Nov 18, 2013, 01:56:57 AM
Quote from: Rong on Nov 18, 2013, 01:50:53 AM
I totally forgot about that... my mums not dead :laugh:
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Quote from: Aspie on Nov 18, 2013, 01:44:42 AM
Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Feb 25, 2013, 03:35:52 AM
Quote from: Rong Swanton on Feb 25, 2013, 03:34:07 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 25, 2013, 03:33:34 AM
Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Feb 25, 2013, 03:33:24 AM
Quote from: Rong Swanton on Feb 25, 2013, 03:31:04 AM
ive been showing my mum rick... she thinks you aighhtttttt.. :)
Rick might just get laid yet.
I lol'd so damn hard at this.
MY mums dead c**tS!!!
omg
Rick's still probably seeing that as a chance to get laid.
AHAHAHAHAHA this gem
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:-*
I thought he was the AlphaZilla?
He da warmbreeze
Quote from: Vickers on Nov 23, 2013, 05:24:01 AM
http://i44.tinypic.com/23wnrih.png
Agent Ward: Has the personality of a folding chair.
(And that's insulting to folding chairs)
He looks like Tommy from Arrow.
agent wow
such ward
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 24, 2013, 05:15:01 AM
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Nov 24, 2013, 05:05:53 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 24, 2013, 05:04:06 AM
Hasbro
Tonight, on unsolved mysteries...
HIDDEN POWER,
SECRETS,
COVER-UPS,
CORRUPTION.
YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE WHOLE STORY?
THINK AGAIN.
I'VE BEEN GOVERNOR,
A NAVY SEAL,
A FIGHTER.
I'VE HEARD THINGS THAT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND.
AND NOW I THINK IT'S TIME YOU GET THE WHOLE STORY.
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 24, 2013, 07:43:13 AM
today I realized I am tree
forever will I be
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a
tree
:laugh:
Quote from: First Blood on Nov 23, 2013, 09:05:57 PM
Agent Ward: Has the personality of a folding chair.
(And that's insulting to folding chairs)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Nov 24, 2013, 05:57:32 PM
Quote from: UFO-Man on Nov 24, 2013, 02:43:03 AM
Here's a spoiler for this sundays Walking Dead.
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Carol is at the ruined Woodberry.
UFO-Man: "Oh great Monolith please tell me the spoilers."
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Spoiler
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Ikarop genuinely made me laugh:
Quote from: ikarop on Nov 25, 2013, 12:17:53 AM
QuoteBest Bromance
Aspie & Ikarop
Aspie & Rong
Aspie & Nightmare Asylum
Spoiler
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Quote from: Aspie on Nov 26, 2013, 04:39:31 AM
Quote from: Shasvre on Nov 14, 2013, 10:09:34 AM
Best Member Name
ClockworkPineapple
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Best member name ever.
Quote from: Omegazilla on Nov 26, 2013, 03:47:33 PM
Best member name ever.
That's what some of us think of yours OZ :)
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Nov 26, 2013, 10:15:51 AM
So, after reflecting on the past year, and life in general, I have prepared a lengthy and thought filled post about those reflections, the ups and downs in my life, especially the dramatic downfalls that changed me forever. The moments of desperation, the moments of deception, the moments of pain, the constant struggle. Here is what I have to say.
Spoiler
Aliens: Colonial Marines is a turd.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2BGsqtY1o0#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2BGsqtY1o0#ws)
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Quote from: Aspie on Nov 28, 2013, 12:00:26 AM
This thread, retroactively, is what gave Freddie Mercury aids.
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 28, 2013, 02:28:31 AM
show him crazyrich. show him how magical friendship can really be.
Aspies on a roll, hahahah
Quote from: Rong on Nov 28, 2013, 09:21:21 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 28, 2013, 02:28:31 AM
show him crazyrich. show him how magical friendship can really be.
Aspies on a roll, hahahah
I am the one who rolls.(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-U8trB2EkXHA%2FUksZvdk4JlI%2FAAAAAAAAC_w%2FrSimpiL1POM%2Fs1600%2FI%2Bam%2Bthe%2Bone%2Bwho%2Bknocks.jpg&hash=30889a410f79007ff2fa734a60e9b1808b439677)
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Nov 30, 2013, 10:56:52 PM
So I heard on the news and from people I know that on this Black Friday weeked in Canada people have been waiting in lines peacefully and being polite etc. Then I find a news article about Black Friday weekend in America 42 million have been killed over Black Friday - stabbed, shot, burned, beaten to death, trampled. 'Murica.
Ho lee fuk I lol'd
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 30, 2013, 11:13:25 PM
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Nov 30, 2013, 10:56:52 PM
So I heard on the news and from people I know that on this Black Friday weeked in Canada people have been waiting in lines peacefully and being polite etc. Then I find a news article about Black Friday weekend in America 42 million have been killed over Black Friday - stabbed, shot, burned, beaten to death, trampled. 'Murica.
Ho lee fuk I lol'd
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Nov 30, 2013, 11:05:18 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 30, 2013, 10:53:23 PM
"The mind of the subject will desperately struggle to create memories where none exist..."
―R. Lutece, Barriers to Trans-Dimensional Travel, 1889
Quote from: UFO-Man on Nov 29, 2013, 11:40:35 PM
That is the trailer I've even seen it in the theater before "Thor: The Dark World".
Allow me to speak of my lord's brilliance.
UFO-Man, or his previous identity, it doesn't matter. His logic and being comes from space, possibly another dimension. I know what you're thinking "that sounds ridiculous!" -- Well, no, it really doesn't.
See, I think we need to consider what communication with an inter-dimensional being would be like; their perception of our reality would be a falsity to us simply because it's based on one that he's already lived, see, and experienced- one that we never will. In past times, he's had other names, a different appearance, and a different backstory, but who is to say that this is not the same man of the moon we once knew, even if he doesn't recognize the name or align with that identity? This is very possibly the case of the same person coming along the same discovery to travel between dimensions with the same interests, quirks (see "?." and "!."), and as far as recollection of past/parallel versions of himself, however as a college, not readily acknowledging their identical overlap.
We have to realize that in another dimension, it is very possible that Legendary Pictures released the trailer for Godzilla alongside Thor: The Dark World, that Carol really was at a burning down Woodbury, and that The Walking Dead really did have an alternative visual style and overall different plotline and cast. This only brings about constants and variables. The former Master of the Moon maintained within our Solar System, in relative close reach of Earth, the world we all can recognize from the space images, yet UFO-Man is one from further beyond, perhaps even more distant from our understanding. Something very grounded, philosophical, and, embarrassingly enough as it may sound, somewhat seductive about the Master of the Moon's ways was his alternative view on life, expression, and keen observation and wonderment of things we take for granted and would even consider 'obvious' in some cases... is what truly drew so many of us toward him. Now where else can such a 'strange' view come from, but the flipside of our existential comprehension?[.]
This is what snatched my body- this is what makes him my lord.
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On Smaug:
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Dec 01, 2013, 10:57:58 PM
I'm sorry Vermithrax. We had a good run you and I. But I think it's time I start seeing other dragons now.
Quote from: First Blood on Dec 03, 2013, 12:29:40 AM
Oh my gawd. You bash the movie endlessly and then buy it. f**k off! :laugh:
Quote from: winddownandsmoke92 on Dec 02, 2013, 02:59:01 AM
Name the best Alien film to watch while under the influence or smoking a bowl and getting high. I always find myself getting attached to Alien when I smoke. There is nothing more intense and epic than watching Alien and smoking some dro on a 55 inch LED Samsung flat screen with a blu-ray player and surround sound. The acting is seamless, Alien produces a atmosphere like NO OTHER, There was sooooo much more meaning and emotion behind each one of the crew members decisions and the comradery between them, one moment the crew was calm collected and started to wake up expecting to see earth suddenly the crew members are thrust into a situation of events where they have to fight for their lives and struggle between life and death which became such an apparent focus of the story and a powerful one at that, the deep claustraphobic tension of walking through those wet, dark, rustic corridors, the sound effects and the visuals of this film are nothing short from perfect. Like Brett search for Jones throughout the ship. The water running down the chains swaying back and forth with the Alien above ready to violate its prey. The build up to the end with Ripley racing around the ship and finding Dallas and Brett cocooned to that wall was very intense and extremely disturbing. Everything felt realer, more meaningful, and it definitely made me see so much more why Alien is such a classic sci-fi horror masterpiece. I watched Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection and Prometheus high and each film gave its own unique feel and experience while smoking but SERIOUSLY nothing beats the first Alien.
WOW........thats all I got to say.
So as a fan of the series what Alien film really leaves an impact while your high or under the influence?
^^^^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0B7bzP-Gog# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0B7bzP-Gog#)
Quote from: RobThom on Dec 03, 2013, 11:06:27 PM
I dont know much about conrad that cant be easily gleaned from wiki.
But I did check out "the Duel" on audio book (I'm not a good reader), and he's a good writer.
One of those really good pre-pop writers like Jack london.
Theres an argument that London was a pop writer,
and thats true.
But he was a good one.
Like Alien was a "good" monster movie.
The book (the duel) is deeper and more subtle then the movie.
(The movie is better in a different way.)
Recommended!
RobThom posts...
are like terrible haikus,
and thats true.
Quote from: Cal427eb on Dec 05, 2013, 01:19:07 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Dec 05, 2013, 01:18:12 AM
Quote from: Shasvre on Dec 02, 2013, 10:25:23 PM
Quote from: Hubbs on May 18, 2013, 05:04:03 AMMan I am sooooo geared up for this!! ;D
Quote from: Hubbs on Oct 30, 2013, 08:50:45 AM3.5/10
What thread is this? :laugh:
pssss click the quote link.
Pfft, of course, silly me. :laugh:
Quote from: Rong on Dec 10, 2013, 04:33:09 AM
Quote from: SM on Dec 10, 2013, 03:34:58 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Dec 10, 2013, 03:17:22 AM
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Dec 10, 2013, 02:56:17 AM
Does Pn know you raided his wardrobe?
Nope.
You won't believe the shit I saw in his closet.
Dead people.
Spoiler
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catching my breath, oh jesus
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Dec 10, 2013, 04:49:16 PM
Quote from: Hubbs on Dec 10, 2013, 03:54:50 PM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Dec 10, 2013, 02:30:06 PM
This is from October, but I never knew this. Apparently Affleck was reluctant to take on the role of Bats.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/ben-affleck-was-reluctant-take-651082 (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/ben-affleck-was-reluctant-take-651082)
Really? I reckon it was the shitzillion dollars he was probably offered.
In retrospect, that may just be it.
Quote from: Liberator on Dec 11, 2013, 01:27:31 AM
There are some people who take a reasonable position. I would urge everyone to ignore SM.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Dec 11, 2013, 02:57:48 AM
Quote from: Liberator on Dec 11, 2013, 01:27:31 AM
There are some people who take a reasonable position. I would urge everyone to ignore SM.
Fack u Na, why u make me read that thread.....
The lens flare will shoot you if you don't.
Quote from: B-Rad G on Oct 14, 2008, 11:27:32 AM
When I was 13, I had a dream where A monkey came to my house and He bite me then I got aids later. Then the whole world got aids from the Monkey.
Dat b-rad, lol
Quote from: Xenodog on Dec 11, 2013, 05:49:00 PM
Bit out of context but :
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 10, 2013, 01:33:28 AM
sick burn
I just saw the context.
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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 12, 2013, 06:20:35 AM
Quote from: B-Rad G on Oct 14, 2008, 11:27:32 AM
When I was 13, I had a dream where A monkey came to my house and He bite me then I got aids later. Then the whole world got aids from the Monkey.
His account needs resurrection.
He left us with the greatest gift of all.
Quote from: RazorSlash on Dec 13, 2013, 03:27:33 AM
Quote from: Magegg on Dec 13, 2013, 03:26:43 AM
I have always hated the concept of the Scarlet Spider... It's simply another Spider-Man, only with a different name. And the name's very bad.
u wot m8
Quote from: RazorSlash on Dec 13, 2013, 03:30:51 AM
Quote from: Magegg on Dec 13, 2013, 03:28:56 AM
And the suit sucks :/
u wot m8
http://i.imgur.com/FnUIuWF.gif
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 13, 2013, 08:22:13 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Dec 13, 2013, 07:40:41 PM
Gotta go rebuild your thoughts?
Quote from: Vickers on Dec 13, 2013, 07:56:17 PM
You can (not) win.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Dec 13, 2013, 07:40:41 PM
Gotta go rebuild your thoughts?
Quote from: Vickers on Dec 13, 2013, 07:56:17 PM
You can (not) win.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Dec 13, 2013, 07:40:41 PM
Gotta go rebuild your thoughts?
Quote from: Vickers on Dec 13, 2013, 07:56:17 PM
You can (not) win.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Dec 13, 2013, 07:40:41 PM
Gotta go rebuild your thoughts?
Quote from: Vickers on Dec 13, 2013, 07:56:17 PM
You can (not) win.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Dec 13, 2013, 07:40:41 PM
Gotta go rebuild your thoughts?
Quote from: Vickers on Dec 13, 2013, 07:56:17 PM
You can (not) win.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Dec 13, 2013, 07:40:41 PM
Gotta go rebuild your thoughts?
Quote from: Vickers on Dec 13, 2013, 07:56:17 PM
You can (not) win.
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Quote from: Shasvre on Dec 15, 2013, 08:42:44 PM
Quote from: Omegazilla on Dec 15, 2013, 08:37:56 PM
Quote from: Shasvre on Dec 15, 2013, 08:00:31 PM
This thread won Best Thread in The 2013 AvP Galaxy Forum Awards (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=49634.0).
Let's celebrate with a new photoshoot of Katee Sackhoff.
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There, now it makes more sense.
hahahahaha, YES!
Quote from: Never say no to Panda! on Dec 16, 2013, 10:56:35 AM
Quote from: Requiem28 on Dec 16, 2013, 03:58:27 AM
Godzilla 1998 is an underrated movie. Some love it; most don't understand it and have to hate it.
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I just like this quote:
Quote from: KNIGHT on Dec 16, 2013, 03:41:11 PM
Because no one can grasp Nothing, to keep it from moving forward.
Just stumbled on this old piece of gold :D
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 26, 2011, 12:43:06 PM
Just finished 1984
Good god, that was one of the most thought provoking, interesting and engulfing books I've ever read.
It touches upon so many things and I was amazed at how I could look at a single conversation and suddenly find so many underlying meanings and references to prominent arguments in society (not just modern day society)
I was only disappointed once by the book, hell it wasn't even the book.
SpaceMarines, you lied!
Never in the book is the line Yippee Ki Yay motherf**ker spoken
Was this some ungodly act of trolling or genuine mistake?
:laugh:
I swear to gods, my copy had the line. Winston said it, like, three times.
You got him to read the entire book "1984" just to find the "Yippee Ki Yay motherf**ker"?
Quote from: Magegg on Dec 18, 2013, 11:52:48 PM
What would be your casts?
Luke Cage/Power Man:
Terry Crews
Danny Rand/Iron Fist:
Eminem
Jessica Jones:
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Matt Murdock/Daredevil:
No idea here
Quote from: Omegazilla on Dec 23, 2013, 08:58:44 AM
Quote from: Powerloader on Dec 23, 2013, 08:17:52 AM
Tell me about your mother.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3a/Leon_Kowalski.png
Spoiler
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Spoiler
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I'll tell you about my mother.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 23, 2013, 10:44:47 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Dec 23, 2013, 07:57:18 PM
Yesss. I want to enslave gingerbread men. Will you help me fulfil my vision Nightmare?
"I have a whole variety of gingas on the premises, fightin' gingas, educated gingas, house gingas..."
Quote from: SiL on Dec 25, 2013, 10:38:32 AM
My 81 year old Grandfather wanted a mindless, violent movie to watch so I gave him Doom, the perennial Christmas classic.
Quote from: Cal427eb on Dec 29, 2013, 05:02:17 AM
Quote from: Requiem28 on Dec 29, 2013, 05:01:23 AM
Quote from: Gilfryd on Dec 29, 2013, 01:54:10 AM
Better look -
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That looks like ass.
Spoiler
and you know it.
BUT LOOK AT HOW SAFE IT IS
Quote from: Omegazilla on Dec 30, 2013, 04:46:48 PM
Quote from: Shasvre on Dec 30, 2013, 04:31:34 PM
Do it. Both of you.
Spoiler
Together.
Spoiler
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Quote from: TJ Doc on Mar 01, 2013, 06:54:27 PM
I started watching that movie in 2005, and they're still on the boat.
I love the movie but damn, this cracks me up every time.
Quote from: Omegazilla on Jan 05, 2014, 10:20:16 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Jan 05, 2014, 10:13:01 PM
Mr. Fordo!
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Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Jan 09, 2014, 11:16:25 PM
But they're actually an American invention.
Which is why they're hollow.
Full of lies.
And leave a bad taste in the mouth.
http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/the-mandarin-ben-kingsley-iron-man-3-tv-spot.jpg
Quote from: Shasvre on Jan 12, 2014, 09:32:22 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Jan 12, 2014, 09:27:51 PM
Quote from: Shasvre on Jan 12, 2014, 09:23:18 PM
Quote from: Eva on Jan 12, 2014, 09:22:15 PM
Quote from: Shasvre on Jan 12, 2014, 09:15:09 PM
I have a... friend who would be willing to take them off your hands.
Sadly for your friend, my excess kilos...
Spoiler
aren't located on my hands...
I see... http://forzainterforums.com/images/smilies/datass.png
http://31.media.tumblr.com/d82c865af98c804cf250f7aa37bc480d/tumblr_myjdlsxQoz1s2xw7yo1_500.gif
http://imageshack.com/a/img802/7133/w9n.gif
Quote from: Rong on Jan 15, 2014, 03:18:06 AM
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Quote from: Rong on Jan 15, 2014, 03:09:25 AM
Im supposed to go diving with great whites at some point (in a cage) of South Australia, have to wait till easter apparently thats boom time for them..... im shit scared.
you should dress as a seal
You should wear a meat suit
You should use Aspie as bait :D
You should dress in a meat suit made from and in the shape of a seal while using Aspie as bait
You should all suck my dick
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Quote from: Cal427eb on Jan 17, 2014, 11:31:13 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Jan 17, 2014, 11:29:56 PM
Isn't 300 gb a lot
It used to be.
Quote from: BANE on Jan 18, 2014, 02:32:53 AM
300 Gb a month is f**king HUGE. My family has three computers with three users and we don't even use 140 Gb a month. How much porn and anime and youtube and porn and game downloads and KFC extra spicy mcnugget buckets do you download/order a month? ???
Quote from: KNIGHT on Jan 18, 2014, 12:20:04 AM
Thus began the Weaboo Wars. The wars spanned for eons, the otakus rising up against the dark hatred Master Magegg cast over the land. Many fell in fierce combat during these epic duels of fate. No one remembers how these fiery examples of ruthless conflict ended. Perhaps it began to dawn on those involved that everything they just did may have been a colossal waste of time.
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The moral of the story is no one cares if its anime or not except Magegg so just talk about it if you want he can't do anything about it.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jan 24, 2014, 07:17:46 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Jan 24, 2014, 07:04:32 PM
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Just stumbled on this :D
Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Sep 11, 2013, 02:56:45 AM
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Quote from: Aspie on Sep 11, 2013, 03:01:11 AM
lol, that's enough internet for today.
Quote from: ikarop on Jan 25, 2014, 04:34:44 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Jan 25, 2014, 04:18:18 PM
I couldn't do it. I don't wouldn't be able to handle knowing that I, directly, killed a person to prevent a catastrophe that I didn't cause. In whichever you choice, you play God to some degree. You're deciding the fate of these people.
One option lets you choose to 'let die', and the other option has you actively killing someone.
What about now?
Spoiler
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Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Jan 25, 2014, 10:54:35 PM
Quote from: ikarop on Jan 25, 2014, 04:34:44 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Jan 25, 2014, 04:18:18 PM
I couldn't do it. I don't wouldn't be able to handle knowing that I, directly, killed a person to prevent a catastrophe that I didn't cause. In whichever you choice, you play God to some degree. You're deciding the fate of these people.
One option lets you choose to 'let die', and the other option has you actively killing someone.
What about now?
Spoiler
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I CAN'T TELL IF IT'S A TRAP OR NOT
It was well played.
Too easy. :laugh:
Indeed.
Though my Mom is too nice and you are all going to burn in hell for making jokes at her expense.
But we're best buddies. What's wrong with that? :(
Not serious.
But seriously PRAY!
Quote from: BANE on Jan 29, 2014, 12:21:42 AM
And his earpiece is going berserk with dick alerts. "Beep beep boop, come in Quicksilver, there's a dick that needs sucking in Connecticut!"
"Thanks Marlene, I'm on it!"
:laugh:
Oh, what a perfect picture.
Quote from: KiramidHead on Jan 29, 2014, 09:12:58 PM
Quote from: Shasvre on Jan 29, 2014, 08:37:49 PM
Let it go, guys.
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/84/84d8c277b6e51cccd999b85e2b9ae0bb775a5bcffa7087a2b4f0c85c5dea616a.jpg
But it was very much intentional. :D
I honestly wasn't sure :laugh:
Quote from: KiramidHead on Jan 31, 2014, 01:30:43 AM
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Quote from: KiramidHead on Jan 31, 2014, 01:27:53 AM
I'm just waiting for the twist that Electro is just an actor hired by the Man in the Shadows.
Electro is an actor hired by the Man in the Shadows, but DOUBLE PLOT TWIST, The Man in the Shadows is an actor hired by Norman Osborn, BUT HOLY SHIT TRIPLE PLOT TWIST, Osborn is an actor hired by the true villain- DAN SLOTT.
And Joe Quesada is manipulating everything from behind the scenes.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 02, 2014, 06:11:15 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 02, 2014, 06:07:21 PM
is this movie satire
"You'lllll neverrrrrrrrr see it cominggggggg."
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 02, 2014, 06:12:36 PM
Snyder already shot his wad in my eye so I guess not
Quote from: Effectz on Feb 02, 2014, 07:47:02 PM
Quote from: Rong on Feb 02, 2014, 07:08:59 PM
It's better to burn out than to fade away.
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Quote from: DoomRulz on Feb 03, 2014, 04:02:45 AM
f**k you Michael Bay. f**k YOU. I want Dinobots, not f**king Dragonbots.
Swoop is a pterosaur, not a f**king two-headed Ghidorah wannabe and Grimlock is a theropod, not a f**king mini-dragon. Once again, you have pissed all over Transfomers.
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
hahaha the rage.
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Quote from: Vepariga on Feb 03, 2014, 11:10:18 AM
I sometimes 'slap' anime/robot/girl ass with the little hand icon on my mouse sometimes. :laugh:
Quote from: SiL on Feb 03, 2014, 11:38:56 AM
Never have I read a sentence which so accurately encapsulated in the Internet in so few words.
Quote from: Vakarian on Feb 03, 2014, 12:44:13 PM
Quote from: Vepariga on Feb 03, 2014, 11:10:18 AM
I sometimes 'slap' anime/robot/girl ass with the little hand icon on my mouse sometimes. :laugh:
Quote from: SiL on Feb 03, 2014, 11:38:56 AM
Never have I read a sentence which so accurately encapsulated in the Internet in so few words.
If I was drinking something right now, it would be all over my monitor.
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Feb 04, 2014, 03:51:52 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Feb 04, 2014, 03:45:51 AM
You could fit a Greyhound bus in that vagina.
Considering the fact I've went white water rafting on the Ottawa river and there was this one rapid I survived called the "Greyhound Bus Eater", that certainly paints a picture for me, as in holy shit holy shit that thing is goddamn huge.
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 05, 2014, 04:55:19 AM
now, I did have some sort of dessert pizza where it was basically cherry pile filling on chocolate flavored pizza dough. it was pretty good.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 05, 2014, 04:57:39 AM
aspie that's pie
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 05, 2014, 04:58:46 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 05, 2014, 04:55:19 AM
now, I did have some sort of dessert pizza where it was basically cherry pile filling on chocolate flavored pizza dough. it was pretty good.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 05, 2014, 04:57:39 AM
aspie that's pie
Z3lol!
Had to screencap it. Just quoting it wasn't going to cut it for this one :D
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http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=8216.msg1848335#msg1848335 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=8216.msg1848335#msg1848335)
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 05, 2014, 04:58:46 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 05, 2014, 04:55:19 AM
now, I did have some sort of dessert pizza where it was basically cherry pile filling on chocolate flavored pizza dough. it was pretty good.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 05, 2014, 04:57:39 AM
aspie that's pie
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 06, 2014, 01:23:34 AM
Quote from: BANE on Feb 06, 2014, 01:21:27 AM
I know about the mouth.
Gosh.
know about the mouth on a fleshlight maybeh
Continuing the topic of fleshlights:
Quote from: BANE on Feb 06, 2014, 01:36:45 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 06, 2014, 01:36:13 AM
apparently amazon sells a Jiggly Puff special edition
Yeah but she'd probably sing my dick to sleep. :-\
I don't get it...?
Unless he doesn't know who Jerry Seinfeld is, his answer is RIGHT THERE.
But it's not from Seinfeld...
The day the internuts failed me.
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(I also had a, possibly false, memory of nearly this exact shot from Seinfeld, and it's shot exactly like it, sooo~)
I'm sure I remember it from an episode of Seinfeld. I'm sure of it.
The shot in Curb Your Enthusiasm might be alluding to it, or something...
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Feb 08, 2014, 02:14:05 AM
Allow myself to share a random outburst of wisdom.
In the start of it all there was the big bang, an explosion that if too fast would result in no life and if too slow would also result in no life, but neither happened, it was just right. This eventually leads us to a place that is not entirely a solid but not entirely a gas either, it's not too hot and it's not too cold, and this place is called "home". Once upon a time rocks were just rocks, but then we begin to suddenly find writings and drawing on rocks. Once upon a time the growth of the seeds was determined by the climate, but then we begin to find seeds purposefully planted with logical thought. In any mammal child you will see playfulness, curiosity and a will to explore the unknown - in humans occurred a prolonged childhood as opposed to the other mammals, and so our prolonged play, curiosity and exploration had liberated the mind from raw instinct. A new level of consciousness came to be, symbolic construction, and through symbolic construction our own self awareness became magnified and thus began to give the world expression.
And so today people now today fueled by the ever continuous playfulness, curiosity and desire to explore ask their selves "What is the meaning of life?" I have my own answer for you.
The meaning of life is...
Spoiler
what you chose it to be. From the first writings on the rocks to the first purposeful planting of the seeds and to our first expressions of the world. Civilization itself is a human idea we brought into this world. We brought knowledge and enlightenment, science and literature, music and art, right and wrong. We give life meaning ourselves, but it is impossible for one answer to be right for all.
You are who you choose to be.
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I f**kin' hate Aliens: Colonial Marines.
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I was just about to post it. :laugh:
Perhaps the most integral chapter in the Crazy Rich vs Colonial Marines saga.
lolmao
Thank you thank you, I'm here till Monday.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 08, 2014, 10:38:56 PM
Aspie
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 08, 2014, 10:40:18 PM
Tremors fan.
This is "The first thing that comes into your mind game" thread. You heard it here first, folks.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO I MEANT THAT AS A SYNONYM FOR YOURSELF
Fail.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 09, 2014, 06:52:03 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 09, 2014, 06:24:44 AM
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adult genre
...
OK OK...gritty mature genre? not PG-13 world? ;)
"Adult" is not a genre,
well...
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From the
Underrated, Unappreciated, Unrecognized thread:
Quote from: DoomRulz on Feb 06, 2014, 12:56:37 PM
www.avoiceformen.com (http://www.avoiceformen.com)
I'd say it's all three of the topic items. The site is vocal, but not the evil, misogynistic, kitten-burning, puppy-eating, piss-on-angels site so many feminists like to believe it is. As a contributor to the site's content, I can tell you the crew behind it are all a bunch of really swell and pretty awesome folks (men and women).
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheUntwist (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheUntwist)
UGH, DOOM! GOD DAMMIT!
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Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 12, 2014, 01:19:58 AM
From the U
Quote from: DoomRulz on Feb 06, 2014, 12:56:37 PM
www.avoiceformen.com (http://www.avoiceformen.com)
I'd say it's all three of the topic items. The site is vocal, but not the evil, misogynistic, kitten-burning, puppy-eating, piss-on-angels site so many feminists like to believe it is. As a contributor to the site's content, I can tell you the crew behind it are all a bunch of really swell and pretty awesome folks (men and women).
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheUntwist (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheUntwist)
/womenpanic
::) ::) ::)
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You can't let them get a foothold.
Out of the kitchen.
Who needs women to cook when you have Zaxbys?! 8)
True bro. True.
*sigh* I just watch T.V/Movies, play video games and go to a college where I can take the microscopic worms from feces and see it all under a microscope. I found a roundworm. I relate more to this fecal roundworm than I do to "We'rebeingoppressed/worldfemistconspiracy" as I and the roundworm enjoy just "being" with a love for life despite living in a world full of shit rather than just embracing the shit that is all around us like an asshole.
There are lovers of life and then there is embracers of shit...
...hesitated posting this for a moment but it make sound cool at least I think.
Roundworms are not sentient, they do not enjoy life. Also, they are loathsome parasites.
Wanna rethink your equivalency with them? :P
Hence the hesitance.
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 12, 2014, 01:54:57 AM
Roundworms are not sentient, they do not enjoy life. Also, they are loathsome parasites.
Wanna rethink your equivalency with them? :P
The equivalency is that CrazyRich is far more intellectually evolved than the rest of us that focus on the madness of the world. We can learn a lot from the roundworms.
Live in someone's colon, suck their blood and transmit disease? :P
Don't we as humans do this to Earth in a way?
Yes, but we know that already. So what is there to learn? :P
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 12, 2014, 02:00:07 AM
Yes, but we know that already. So what is there to learn? :P
To be one with life.
I think we're thinking of roundworms in different ways. Seeing as they are a very diverse phylum of 25,000 different species that can be free living or parasitic, beneficial or not beneficial. A number cause disease to humans but definitely not all of them, and in case I didn't say it before my roundworm was microscopic meaning you'd never see it with the naked eye if that helps. There was only 1 in my field of view but it doesn't mean there wasn't more in the feces (rabbit pellets) as a whole, even so it was nowhere near harmful enough to warrant a deworming.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnVfyirWuAQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnVfyirWuAQ#)
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Feb 12, 2014, 02:35:50 AM
I think we're thinking of roundworms in different ways. Seeing as they are a very diverse phylum of 25,000 different species that can be free living or parasitic, beneficial or not beneficial. A number cause disease to humans but definitely not all of them, and in case I didn't say it before my roundworm was microscopic meaning you'd never see it with the naked eye if that helps. There was only 1 in my field of view but it doesn't mean there wasn't more in the feces (rabbit pellets) as a whole, even so it was nowhere near harmful enough to warrant a deworming.
Preach it!
I seriously have bought worm medicine because I am a hypochondriac.
Worm medicine kills bed bugs, too, FYI.
Double your paranoia, double your preparations!
Noted.
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 12, 2014, 03:00:28 AM
Double your paranoia, double your preparations!
So a tame version of Batman.
There are things of more concern to me than bed bugs, such as hook worms.
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Bed Bugs lay hundreds of eggs a day, are the size of apple seeds, are impossible to kill in large numbers with anything other than steam, and they can hide anywhere. You can contract them at the movie theater, sitting on a park bench, from a locker at the gym -- anywhere. Then you spread them to your friends and family.
Luckily I think bedbugs are a northern phenomenon as I haven't heard anybody here ever having them. When I was a kid one of our cats brought in fleas though.
That sucked. Balls.
Where do you live -- Tennessee?
Dude, it's a worm clearly visible to the naked eye, lives under your skin and feeds on your flesh with those teeth!
You have a point though.
They're coming for you, Kimarhi. (http://www.wdrb.com/story/12024988/bed-bugs-everyone-is-vulnerable)
ew ew ew ew stahp
Oh hey Aspie (http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2012/10/02/north-texas-bed-bug-infestation-growing-at-alarming-rate/)
bed bugz niggaz plz
Spoiler
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S'traya c**t
mfw this stuff doesn't bother me
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Yeah, but when your internet gets knocked out by the ice storm coming your way you'll bite your pillow and sob bitterly.
Hey Aspie, ever wake up in the middle of the night with a sudden intense itchiness in your anus?
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Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 12, 2014, 03:32:40 AM
Yeah, but when your internet gets knocked out by the ice storm coming your way you'll bite your pillow and sob bitterly.
True, but I don't see what that has to do with bugs. :laugh:
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 12, 2014, 03:31:37 AM
mfw this stuff doesn't bother me
http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/misc/cameron%20diaz%20f**k.gif
If you've suffered as Cvalda has suffered, you'd be bothered as f**k by bed bugs too.
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 12, 2014, 03:26:01 AM
They're coming for you, Kimarhi. (http://www.wdrb.com/story/12024988/bed-bugs-everyone-is-vulnerable)
Spoiler
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Quote from: Crazy Rich on Feb 12, 2014, 03:34:14 AM
Hey Aspie, ever wake up in the middle of the night with a sudden intense itchiness in your anus?
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :laugh:
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 12, 2014, 03:29:20 AM
Oh hey Aspie (http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2012/10/02/north-texas-bed-bug-infestation-growing-at-alarming-rate/)
Quote from: Rong on Feb 12, 2014, 03:31:12 AM
bed bugz niggaz plz
Spoiler
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S'traya c**t
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Feb 12, 2014, 03:34:14 AM
Hey Aspie, ever wake up in the middle of the night with a sudden intense itchiness in your anus?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Toi-rh0Nm00/TLLd33DdLfI/AAAAAAAAGvE/CHDqhWGUcQM/s1600/pinworms+2.jpg
(https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1380222758/382241.gif)
Quote from: ShadowPred on Feb 12, 2014, 03:34:52 AM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 12, 2014, 03:31:37 AM
mfw this stuff doesn't bother me
http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/misc/cameron%20diaz%20f**k.gif
If you've suffered as Cvalda has suffered, you'd be bothered as f**k by bed bugs too.
The only problems I've had with shit like that was an entire apartment infested with ticks in Florida. Shit was pretty bad.
Quote from: Rong on Feb 12, 2014, 03:31:12 AM
bed bugz niggaz plz
Spoiler
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S'traya c**t
There is a reason Australia quarantined itself from all other continents.
hell no nvm I think I'll stay in texas
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 12, 2014, 03:36:31 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Feb 12, 2014, 03:34:52 AM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 12, 2014, 03:31:37 AM
mfw this stuff doesn't bother me
http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/misc/cameron%20diaz%20f**k.gif
If you've suffered as Cvalda has suffered, you'd be bothered as f**k by bed bugs too.
The only problems I've had with shit like that was an entire apartment infested with ticks in Florida. Shit was pretty bad.
Well, at least you didn't have to fight them to the point where the walls were filled with blood.
^ true story!
wait wut
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Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 12, 2014, 03:31:37 AM
mfw this stuff doesn't bother me
http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/misc/cameron%20diaz%20f**k.gif
If you've suffered as Cvalda has suffered, you'd be bothered as f**k by bed bugs too.
The only problems I've had with shit like that was an entire apartment infested with ticks in Florida. Shit was pretty bad.
Well, at least you didn't have to fight them to the point where the walls were filled with blood.
LOL WUT
I had trouble sleeping at our live fire last year because there was so many ticks.
I can't use off or anything either.
Pretty miserable.
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 12, 2014, 03:39:12 AM
wait wut
One apartment I had, my roommate brought bed bugs back from the hotel he worked in. We didnt really have much furniture for them to hide in, so they lived in the spackled ceiling.
Steam machine + bed bugs full of blood + condensation = blood dripping down the walls.
LOL, the horror!
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 12, 2014, 03:40:45 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 12, 2014, 03:39:12 AM
wait wut
One apartment I had, my roommate brought bed bugs back from the hotel he worked in. We didnt really have much furniture for them to hide in, so they lived in the spackled ceiling.
Steam machine + bed bugs full of blood + condensation = blood dripping down the walls.
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We hunted them down using a black light, too. You could follow very faint trails of our blood leading away from our beds and going up the walls to the ceiling. That's how we first found where they were hiding :)
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 12, 2014, 03:43:24 AM
We hunted them down using a black light, too. You could follow very faint trails of our blood leading away from our beds and going up the walls to the ceiling. That's how we first found where they were hiding :)
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Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 12, 2014, 03:40:45 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 12, 2014, 03:39:12 AM
wait wut
One apartment I had, my roommate brought bed bugs back from the hotel he worked in. We didnt really have much furniture for them to hide in, so they lived in the spackled ceiling.
Steam machine + bed bugs full of blood + condensation = blood dripping down the walls.
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 12, 2014, 03:43:24 AM
We hunted them down using a black light, too. You could follow very faint trails of our blood leading away from our beds and going up the walls to the ceiling. That's how we first found where they were hiding :)
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Also, my roommate was HIV positive, which was kind of terrifying considering they were feeding off both of us :)
I may have wept a little.
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 12, 2014, 03:45:51 AM
Also, my roommate was HIV positive, which was kind of terrifying considering they were feeding off both of us :)
I may have wept a little.
Okay, that's pretty f**ked.
Stories gotta get a bit worse... this cant be the end.
my only expereince with bed bugs was in france... and they only attacked my wife not me.... blood is a bitter as piss ;D
They're coming out of the goddamn walls!
I successfully destroyed all the bed bugs.
Then my roommate brought home scabies.
...aaaannnnnndddddd I want my childhood bubble back
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 12, 2014, 03:48:39 AM
I successfully destroyed all the bed bugs.
Then my roommate brought home scabies.
Choice roommate...
bedbugs
Hiv
then scabies......
he better have been paying all the rent
Quote from: Rong on Feb 12, 2014, 03:50:04 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 12, 2014, 03:48:39 AM
I successfully destroyed all the bed bugs.
Then my roommate brought home scabies.
Choice roommate...
bedbugs
Hiv
then scabies......
What are the odds?
It's pretty close to jumping onto a hay stack and having your dick land on the needle.
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 12, 2014, 03:48:39 AM
I successfully destroyed all the bed bugs.
Then my roommate brought home scabies.
What came after that?
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 12, 2014, 03:51:42 AM
he better have been paying all the rent
Yes With all that money he made from prostituting himself on the street... j/k but how the f**k you get all that, that's some serious badluck.
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Feb 12, 2014, 03:53:52 AM
Quote from: Rong on Feb 12, 2014, 03:50:04 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 12, 2014, 03:48:39 AM
I successfully destroyed all the bed bugs.
Then my roommate brought home scabies.
Choice roommate...
bedbugs
Hiv
then scabies......
What are the odds?
It's pretty close to jumping onto a hay stack and having your dick land on the needle.
LMAO!
Luckily, the scabies only infected him. One of his dumbass one night stands gave it to him.
The saga continues, though -- two of my current coworkers have bed bugs...
...gonna have to go into cryosleep and wake up every 50 years or so to kick their ass, I guess.
lol good thing about Tejas is even the parasites are reluctant to come and stay
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 12, 2014, 03:55:39 AM
Luckily, the scabies only infected him. One of his dumbass one night stands gave it to him.
The saga continues, though -- two of my current coworkers have bed bugs...
...gonna have to go into cryosleep and wake up every 50 years or so to kick their ass, I guess.
Christ...it's never over lol.
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 12, 2014, 03:57:53 AM
lol good thing about Tejas is even the parasites are reluctant to come and stay
Aspie, Texas
itself is a parasite of the United States.
Is a parasite on a parasite an Aspie?
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 12, 2014, 03:58:43 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 12, 2014, 03:57:53 AM
lol good thing about Tejas is even the parasites are reluctant to come and stay
Aspie, Texas itself is a parasite of the United States.
lol don't currrrr no bed bugs or anus worms
Isn't that where CBI starts in the Last of Us?
Quote from: Kimarhi on Feb 12, 2014, 04:03:46 AM
Isn't that where CBI starts in the Last of Us?
It's where the game starts, yeah. I don't know if that's where the shit originated from though.
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Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 12, 2014, 03:58:43 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 12, 2014, 03:57:53 AM
lol good thing about Tejas is even the parasites are reluctant to come and stay
Aspie, Texas itself is a parasite of the United States.
lol don't currrrr no bed bugs or anus worms
Anus worms? The proper name is pin worms.
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I choose death.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0PC_HxiJiw# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0PC_HxiJiw#)
A friend once told me of how he wiped his bum once and the toilet paper was crawling and writhing with pin worms.
The image has stayed with me all these years.
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 12, 2014, 04:09:32 AM
A friend once told me of how he wiped his bum once and the toilet paper was crawling and writhing with pin worms.
The image has stayed with me all these years.
:laugh:
[paranoia intensifies]
Yea, that intense anus itching is a symptom that occurs during the reproductive cycle of a pin worm.
I believe I'm going to have to quit this thread.
f**king hell.
Come on, guys. It's not that bad.
*moves a seat away*
Quote from: Rong on Feb 12, 2014, 03:50:04 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 12, 2014, 03:48:39 AM
I successfully destroyed all the bed bugs.
Then my roommate brought home scabies.
Choice roommate...
bedbugs
Hiv
then scabies......
It's like a bible story except true.
Which plague came next? :'(
He moved to Wisconsin :P
pinworms remind me of davy jones
y'ar there be spaghetti tentacles fallin' out ye arse
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It's interesting that I de-railed this thread by just mentioning poop and worms.
Quote from: Rong on Feb 12, 2014, 05:56:38 AM
All this I'm not ready for a relationship bidness, sounds like whiny beta shit to me, ya'll scared of vagina or somthin.
my daily calender
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but for serio, all these frendzone motherf**kers, would flat out harshly reject any woman they weren't attracted too.
My schedule is similar but I usually have my block of crush pussy set up for sometime after work.
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Feb 12, 2014, 04:17:46 AM
Yea, that intense anus itching is a symptom that occurs during the reproductive cycle of a pin worm.
That's what I thought too.
Turns out Big Tony had been to the joke shop. Got himself some itching powder ... :'(
Quote from: BANE on Feb 12, 2014, 12:13:18 PM
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Feb 12, 2014, 04:17:46 AM
Yea, that intense anus itching is a symptom that occurs during the reproductive cycle of a pin worm.
That's what I thought too.
Turns out Big Tony had been to the joke shop. Got himself some itching powder ... :'(
Is Big Tony your cell mate? :-X
Cvalda is now apparently the leading contributor to the U.S Journal of Parasitology.
:-X
You become an expert when your apartment goes all The Shining on you.
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I don't know why, but I've always loved this behind the scenes pic:
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Just curious; is from Aliens?
...how is he --
I just --
what --
:laugh:
.........
LOL!
That rascal.
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 15, 2014, 02:36:45 AM
Quote from: SiL on Feb 15, 2014, 02:30:40 AM
My three legged puppy loves chasing them around the yard.
And by "chasing" I mean "runs in circles around it barking at it trying to get it to play with her".
I'll let that sink in: A three legged puppy, playing with a blue tongue lizard.
You're welcome.
did one of your country's great whites eat the other leg
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Convince my girlfriend to try anal.
And what would happen if you get your dick stuck inside of her?
Not something you ever need to be concerned about.
Yeah..because I'm never doing anal. Especially with a guy. I don't want no shit on my penis.
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CONDOM! ... I'm just throwing that out there.
True, but no one is going to re-use that shit covered rubber.
OMGGGGGG I CAN'T BREATHE
QuoteYeah..because I'm never doing anal. Especially with a guy. I don't want no shit on my penis.
That suspiciously specific denial. :laugh:
Also, he must know lots of people with poor hygiene.
this exchange must be carved onto a plaque somewhere
Quote from: Vickers on Feb 19, 2014, 11:00:40 PM
QuoteYeah..because I'm never doing anal. Especially with a guy. I don't want no shit on my penis.
That suspiciously specific denial. :laugh:
Also, he must know lots of people with poor hygiene.
Exactly, dem homophobes.
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 19, 2014, 10:39:30 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Mar 08, 2013, 10:59:29 PM
Yeah..because I'm never doing anal. Especially with a guy. I don't want no shit on my penis.
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Mar 08, 2013, 11:08:52 PM
True, but no one is going to re-use that shit covered rubber.
Obviously Rick never looks before he leaps... :-\
I regret digging that up now. Rick's foulness only intensifies after burial :-X
man what would his partner think if she saw that he was going to re-use one of his condoms because he didn't know any better HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 19, 2014, 11:15:25 PM
man what would his partner think if she saw that he was going to re-use one of his condoms because he didn't know any better HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I think everyone came to the conclusion that he doesn't have a partner aspie
is it a girl doe
Neither gender would stoop so low.
I hope.
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 19, 2014, 11:15:25 PM
man what would his partner think if she saw that he was going to re-use one of his condoms because he didn't know any better HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How would she find out though? Would she just walk in on him in the bathroom, hanging his freshly washed condoms on a clothesline to dry?
rick bane of the sexes
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 19, 2014, 11:18:45 PM
Neither gender would stoop so low.
I hope.
InB4 his appearance in Under The Skin.
Quote from: BANE on Feb 19, 2014, 11:19:30 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 19, 2014, 11:15:25 PM
man what would his partner think if she saw that he was going to re-use one of his condoms because he didn't know any better HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How would she find out though? Would she just walk in on him in the bathroom, hanging his freshly washed condoms on a clothesline to dry?
HAHAHAHAA no no no no I need that image to go away
AUUUUUUUGHHHHHH WHAT HAVE I DONE
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Quote from: Aspie on Feb 19, 2014, 11:15:25 PM
man what would his partner think if she saw that he was going to re-use one of his condoms because he didn't know any better HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You would think everyone would know how to use a condom because not only were they talked about in my high school educationally (we all got our own baggies and I pulled out an XL Trojan Man and told a "this is too small" joke that got a lot of laughs) but they have f**king instructions on the f**king box, I believe the package even for some.
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 19, 2014, 11:13:19 PM
I regret digging that up now. Rick's foulness only intensifies after burial :-X
You bloody well should be. I've started to take certain events in my past up for revision, simply from the suggestion that there
might be guys out there, applying to this re-using condoms routine because they're idiots...
The thoughts you can plant in my mind, girl... :-X
saves money
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 19, 2014, 11:21:15 PM
AUUUUUUUGHHHHHH WHAT HAVE I DONE
http://25.media.tumblr.com/4c4b2bb9c48a188a98ac1b4da6c37309/tumblr_mxyyy3N2sn1qbeyyvo1_400.gif
No throwing up! All puke must be re-used.
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Quick! QUICK! Not on the floor! Use this condom!
AUUHUGHEIGIWEMGOQMAGMOAM
it can be washed later
Even the funniest condom anecdotes I've heard, can't possible measure up to this... just... nope....
Quote from: BANE on Feb 19, 2014, 11:19:30 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 19, 2014, 11:15:25 PM
man what would his partner think if she saw that he was going to re-use one of his condoms because he didn't know any better HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How would she find out though? Would she just walk in on him in the bathroom, hanging his freshly washed condoms on a clothesline to dry?
"Hey, honey, can you smell this real quick? See if it's still good."
I retract my petition.
THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF GUESTS PEEKIN IN ON THIS THREAD
Dun Dun Dundundunnnnnn!!!
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Our top story tonight
OUTRAGE as millions of women leave their partners in a single night after what appears to be a coordinated reusing of condoms. Is this a recycling scheme by tree hugging liberals? A publicity stunt by condom manufacturers? A global warming symptom? Is this a scheme by reptile overlords, and should you be worried? Has Obama got anything to do with ityeshedoes? Find out next on FOX NEWS.
I'm laughing, speechless and repulsed at the same time.
Quote from: BANE on Feb 20, 2014, 12:15:12 AM
Dun Dun Dundundunnnnnn!!!
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Our top story tonight
OUTRAGE as millions of women leave their partners in a single night after what appears to be a coordinated reusing of condoms. Is this a recycling scheme by tree hugging liberals? A publicity stunt by condom manufacturers? A global warming symptom? Is this a scheme by reptile overlords, and should you be worried? Has Obama got anything to do with ityeshedoes? Find out next on FOX NEWS.
None of the above.
Spoiler
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Not even that...
Spoiler
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Balloon animals? :o
The first time I ever saw a condom dispenser in a men's public restroom I went outside and asked my parents if I could have some money to buy a balloon.
I was 4.
I saw my first one in a bowling alley bathroom.
I had change. I bought some.
I gave the bowling balls little nipple hats. :-[
Wait. Men's restrooms come with condom dispensers?
This is a widespread thing? :o
How else would you have spontaneous water balloon fights? ???
I've never seen a dispenser in a restroom before, so I'm not sure it's massively widespread.
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 20, 2014, 12:27:22 AM
Wait. Men's restrooms come with condom dispensers?
This is a widespread thing? :o
Quote from: SiL on Feb 20, 2014, 12:25:01 AM
The first time I ever saw a condom dispenser in a men's public restroom I went outside and asked my parents if I could have some money to buy a balloon.
I was 4.
Yes. I thought this was common knowledge? I even went to a crackerbarrel once that had them in there.
sidenote:
We got to Africa and they gave us a briefing on not sleeping with any of the local women (gross) or any of our fellow soldiers (lol)/airman/marines (lol)/squabbies stationed at Lemonier. Then they promptly told us where the condom dispensers were in the battalion TOC.
wut
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 20, 2014, 12:27:22 AM
Wait. Men's restrooms come with condom dispensers?
This is a widespread thing? :o
Yes.
Quote from: KNIGHT on Feb 20, 2014, 12:28:46 AM
I've never seen a dispenser in a restroom before, so I'm not sure it's massively widespread.
Aircraft don't need condoms.
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 20, 2014, 12:27:22 AM
Wait. Men's restrooms come with condom dispensers?
This is a widespread thing? :o
Used to be, but I haven't seen one in ages.
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 20, 2014, 12:30:10 AM
Quote from: KNIGHT on Feb 20, 2014, 12:28:46 AM
I've never seen a dispenser in a restroom before, so I'm not sure it's massively widespread.
Aircraft don't need condoms.
Yeah. They've got bigger problems than pregnancy if their missiles go off unexpectedly. :-\
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 20, 2014, 04:52:20 PM
Quote from: WinterActual on Feb 20, 2014, 04:50:10 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 20, 2014, 03:16:55 PM
moral or social conscience.
Those are just weaknesses of your mind. Have you watched "Soldier" with Kurt Russell? They are teaching the soldiers that mercy is weakness and weakness is death. If you free your mind of such things, you will realize how funny some things can be. It may be too late by know though. I think that if you pass a particular age, your mind can't make any significant changes to such hard rooted beliefs.
Did you just type --
oh my god --
I --
you take moral lessons from Paul W.S. Anderson movies holy shit
Quote from: Kimarhi on Feb 20, 2014, 05:03:07 PM
Dude was like, hey nobody has taken the place of this rick grimes fellow they are talking about let me do that shit.
HAHAHAHAHA DAYUMMMMMMM
Not only does he take moral lessons from Paul WS Anderson films, he's misinterpreting the moral lessons of Paul WS Anderson films.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Feb 20, 2014, 09:07:54 PM
Not only does he take moral lessons from Paul WS Anderson films, he's misinterpreting the moral lessons of Paul WS Anderson films.
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Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 20, 2014, 04:52:20 PM
Quote from: WinterActual on Feb 20, 2014, 04:50:10 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 20, 2014, 03:16:55 PM
moral or social conscience.
Those are just weaknesses of your mind. Have you watched "Soldier" with Kurt Russell? They are teaching the soldiers that mercy is weakness and weakness is death. If you free your mind of such things, you will realize how funny some things can be. It may be too late by know though. I think that if you pass a particular age, your mind can't make any significant changes to such hard rooted beliefs.
Did you just type --
oh my god --
I --
you take moral lessons from Paul W.S. Anderson movies holy shit
Quote from: Kimarhi on Feb 20, 2014, 05:03:07 PM
Dude was like, hey nobody has taken the place of this rick grimes fellow they are talking about let me do that shit.
HAHAHAHAHA DAYUMMMMMMM
lmaoooo
One of these days Winter's posts will be the death of me.
In Winters defense, Soldier was possibly the deepest movie Anderson has ever done.
I really liked it for what it is. ;D
Against Winters defence, the entire point of that movie is that being an unsympathetic, amoral, and merciless person is kind of a shitty thing to do.
Quote from: RagingDragon on Feb 20, 2014, 11:58:07 PM
In Winters defense, Soldier was possibly the deepest movie Anderson has ever done.
I really liked it for what it is. ;D
Thank David Webb Peoples, the script in anyone else hands probably would have been awesome.
But that has nothing to do with being an effective soldier.
Are you implying that the trash peasants and the farming gave Kurt Russel the edge he needed to overcome the soulless badasses? That love itself offers a power and creativity vital to violent, decisive action that can change the outcome of a conflict?
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Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 22, 2014, 03:53:10 AM
Quote from: Kimarhi on Feb 22, 2014, 03:50:24 AM
Aspies new line of fortune cookies?
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I will find a way to make this my avatar
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Quote from: Kimarhi on Feb 22, 2014, 03:50:24 AM
Aspies new line of fortune cookies?
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The amount of time and effort you put into elaborately teasing Aspie makes me absolutely certain you two will marry each other.
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;D :P
Quote from: Shasvre on Feb 22, 2014, 06:17:41 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 22, 2014, 04:28:56 PMMaggeg, Hubbs, and myself...
The Unholy Trinity
Quote from: SiL on Feb 23, 2014, 10:05:52 AMQuote from: ikarop on Feb 23, 2014, 09:56:14 AM
It's on our Twitter now. Should be on our Facebook sometime soon too.
I love you in ways no other member ever will.
Sorry, Aspie. I didn't want you to find out like this but... there's someone else.
Shh, shh. Forget about Aspie. Only love now.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Feb 20, 2014, 11:59:15 PM
Against Winters defence, the entire point of that movie is that being an unsympathetic, amoral, and merciless person is kind of a shitty thing to do.
I don't remember the peasants who had moral and mercy doing anything that stopped the soldiers <.< You either are merciless or you are dead. The history have countless examples that prove this is right and you can't make it otherwise. This love is stronger than anything bullshit is clearly a bullshit. Sorry the love can't stop T-90.
.......it shouldnt be allowed to make quote worthy posts in the quotes thread... It might break the forum.
quoteception.
Ok, but when you hesitate to pull the trigger you will be dead because your enemy won't even think about it.
Quote from: ikarop on Feb 23, 2014, 10:23:44 AM
Quote from: SiL on Feb 23, 2014, 10:05:52 AMQuote from: ikarop on Feb 23, 2014, 09:56:14 AM
It's on our Twitter now. Should be on our Facebook sometime soon too.
I love you in ways no other member ever will.
Sorry, Aspie. I didn't want you to find out like this but... there's someone else.
:'( :'( :'(
Spoiler
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Quote from: WinterActual on Feb 23, 2014, 11:23:38 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Feb 20, 2014, 11:59:15 PM
Against Winters defence, the entire point of that movie is that being an unsympathetic, amoral, and merciless person is kind of a shitty thing to do.
I don't remember the peasants who had moral and mercy doing anything that stopped the soldiers <.< You either are merciless or you are dead. The history have countless examples that prove this is right and you can't make it otherwise. This love is stronger than anything bullshit is clearly a bullshit. Sorry the love can't stop T-90.
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Just remember this, you reap what you sow.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 24, 2014, 01:03:20 AM
Nah...it's a smiley face with a really long nose.
Spoiler
8=============================D
Mine is longer. Does that mean I'm lying, or...?
Quote from: Rong on Feb 24, 2014, 01:34:00 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 24, 2014, 01:31:33 AM
independent research on that man is making me rage
Rage is my gift to you aspie
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Quote from: Rong on Feb 26, 2014, 12:40:35 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 26, 2014, 12:24:35 AM
I love me some 2001, and the score is classic, I just think this is a much better place for it.
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FUK ASPIE FUK STAP
You didn't really say that.
Quote from: Kimarhi on Feb 26, 2014, 03:13:08 AM
You didn't really say that.
You know he did Kima.
I quite literally facepalmed after reading that.
face the trooth
They're going to over-hype themselves so much that people like me or Rong may actually enjoy it while people like Aspie are going to be all disappointed.
IT WILL BE LIKE AVATAR.
it's already the best film ever made
It doesn't work, Aspie.
Try harder.
Remember when people were saying Pacific Rim was going to be the best movie of the year, and you decided to say otherwise, and when it came out while it wasn't bad it certainly wasn't best of the year either?
Karma is a vicious bitch Aspie.
SM:
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Quote from: Crazy Rich on Feb 26, 2014, 03:46:11 AM
Remember when people were saying Pacific Rim was going to be the best movie of the year, and you decided to say otherwise, and when it came out while it wasn't bad it certainly wasn't best of the year either?
Karma is a vicious bitch Aspie.
all u did was point out my accurate prediction, not how I am to blame and thus deserving of karma
A storm is coming.
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 26, 2014, 03:54:54 AM
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Feb 26, 2014, 03:46:11 AM
Remember when people were saying Pacific Rim was going to be the best movie of the year, and you decided to say otherwise, and when it came out while it wasn't bad it certainly wasn't best of the year either?
Karma is a vicious bitch Aspie.
all u did was point out my accurate prediction, not how I am to blame and thus deserving of karma
What he's saying is that Godzilla could end up being an average movie not worth the hype Aspie. :P
Cahmahnnn this is simple to understand.
but pacific rim looked average from the start
Quote from: King Rathalos on Feb 26, 2014, 03:57:46 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 26, 2014, 03:54:54 AM
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Feb 26, 2014, 03:46:11 AM
Remember when people were saying Pacific Rim was going to be the best movie of the year, and you decided to say otherwise, and when it came out while it wasn't bad it certainly wasn't best of the year either?
Karma is a vicious bitch Aspie.
all u did was point out my accurate prediction, not how I am to blame and thus deserving of karma
What he's saying is that Godzilla could end up being an average movie not worth the hype Aspie. :P
Cahmahnnn this is simple to understand.
I don't think you should be around Aspie if you ever end up in a combat situation. For your own safety.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obd7iOmMH-M# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obd7iOmMH-M#)
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 26, 2014, 04:00:19 AM
but pacific rim looked average from the start
deer man pls
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pls
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Feb 26, 2014, 04:21:39 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Feb 26, 2014, 03:57:46 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 26, 2014, 03:54:54 AM
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Feb 26, 2014, 03:46:11 AM
Remember when people were saying Pacific Rim was going to be the best movie of the year, and you decided to say otherwise, and when it came out while it wasn't bad it certainly wasn't best of the year either?
Karma is a vicious bitch Aspie.
Goddamn RICH. I LOVE RICH. I LOVE f**kING CRAZY RICH>
all u did was point out my accurate prediction, not how I am to blame and thus deserving of karma
Have I played this yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJLkcPhVi9w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJLkcPhVi9w)
What he's saying is that Godzilla could end up being an average movie not worth the hype Aspie. :P
Cahmahnnn this is simple to understand.
I don't think you should be around Aspie if you ever end up in a combat situation. For your own safety.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obd7iOmMH-M# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obd7iOmMH-M#)
but that's how I was taught
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 26, 2014, 05:04:30 AM
but that's how I was taught
YOU WILL BE TAUGHT ANY OTHER WAY.
For I am god.
What I sayeth is THE LAW.
why do you like shit movies, god
I will tell you...
and when you find no shit
you will
ask why...
i already asked why
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 26, 2014, 05:11:35 AM
why do you like shit movies, god
Aspie,
show me how to live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmzaITUHYMg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmzaITUHYMg#)
Quote from: Kimarhi on Feb 27, 2014, 06:22:26 AM
like yo face.
but if he shows me his sister I'll show him mine.
:P
Quote from: Sabby on Feb 25, 2014, 05:06:37 AM
It was night time, I was on some campus, like a high class college, and I was looking for something. There was a dormitory in front of me with it's door open and no lights on. Everything was totally silent. I walked up the stairs and knocked on the door frame, but there was still no sign of life. I stepped forward, and the second I crossed the threshold my entire body went completely limp. I hit the ground and heard dozens of voices from inside the building, calling out and screeching like a pack of excited apes.
I tried to drag myself outside, rolling onto my stomach and pulling at the door frame, but I could barely move, and I could hear the voices and the running footsteps, then all of a sudden several pairs of hands grabbed my by my clothes and hauled me along with them, bashing me against the stairs and almost throwing me down onto the concrete.
I won't detail what happened next, but I was violently raped by them.
Australians man.
Quote from: Sabby on Feb 25, 2014, 02:00:24 PM
I was not ghost raped or house invaded.
Thank god for this.
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 27, 2014, 06:55:43 PM
Quote from: Sabby on Feb 25, 2014, 05:06:37 AM
It was night time, I was on some campus, like a high class college, and I was looking for something. There was a dormitory in front of me with it's door open and no lights on. Everything was totally silent. I walked up the stairs and knocked on the door frame, but there was still no sign of life. I stepped forward, and the second I crossed the threshold my entire body went completely limp. I hit the ground and heard dozens of voices from inside the building, calling out and screeching like a pack of excited apes.
I tried to drag myself outside, rolling onto my stomach and pulling at the door frame, but I could barely move, and I could hear the voices and the running footsteps, then all of a sudden several pairs of hands grabbed my by my clothes and hauled me along with them, bashing me against the stairs and almost throwing me down onto the concrete.
I won't detail what happened next, but I was violently raped by them.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: SM on Feb 28, 2014, 09:36:57 PM
Quote from: Shasvre on Feb 27, 2014, 08:32:25 PM
Was going through some old posts and came across this. :-*
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Hope you cleaned it up afterwards.
QuoteThe commercial for the alien toy in 1979 that my Ma would not allow
Quote from: BANE on Mar 03, 2014, 02:06:26 AM
So either Shasvre is competing with Playboy for the jizz of the everyman or a lawyer's printing evidence.
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I don't even wanna know
Quote from: Aspie on Mar 03, 2014, 02:10:22 AM
Quote from: BANE on Mar 03, 2014, 02:06:26 AM
So either Shasvre is competing with Playboy for the jizz of the everyman or a lawyer's printing evidence.
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I don't even wanna know
Yes you do
... I'm fairly certain it was Shasvre :P
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Quote from: Sabby on Mar 05, 2014, 04:15:04 AM
Uhg, had a dream there was a mad scientist in a bunker during World War 2, and it was being shelled by the Nazi's. He was performing painful surgeries on Pokemon that were awake and restrained, sawing into a Blastoise shell and draining it's water sacs, applying huge metal staples right into the organ and lashing ammo boxes into it's place, scraping out the cannons with steel wool scrubs, bolting random metal onto it's shell.
The lobotomized and still bleeding Blastoise rammed the bunker door open and roared at the Nazi's, firing missiles from it's cannons, frothing at the mouth, in a blind rage.
I don't even like Pokemon :/
sabby's eatin too much cheese before bed.
i want to remember a dream
Quote from: Rong on Mar 05, 2014, 04:55:45 AM
sabby's eatin too much cheese before bed.
that nigga eating something before bed
Quote from: Aspie on Mar 05, 2014, 04:57:12 AM
i want to remember a dream
Dead inside aspie, we don't dream.
Quote from: Rong on Mar 05, 2014, 05:21:32 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Mar 05, 2014, 04:57:12 AM
i want to remember a dream
Dead inside aspie, we don't dream.
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This is a quote, Aspie. :laugh:
QuoteMFW i read aspie's trouble with usb...
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mothafuka how do you breath...
To get to true Aspie levels the kid would have to get hit by a car after missing the ramp and running into the road.
Quote from: Aspie on Mar 07, 2014, 01:50:14 AM
Quote from: RagingDragon on Mar 07, 2014, 01:52:28 AM
My 29 year old bird:
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Brilliant.
I avoid call him a Cockatoo to avoid the penis jokes... and then I still get blindsided :P
Happens to the best of us.
Outside of my jack assery Aspie, that is a beautiful bird. :laugh: I have a collared dove, who's kind of like a special needs jerk bird but he's pretty fun in his own way. He ain't no parrot, though, lol.
Special needs bird WAAATTTT!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
He will hump your hand. And leave a lil' puddle of.. stuff. :laugh: His chest puffs out all big and he like squats down. Is hilarious.
Quote from: RagingDragon on Mar 07, 2014, 02:18:56 AM
He will hump your hand. And leave a lil' puddle of.. stuff. :laugh: His chest puffs out all big and he like squats down. Is hilarious.
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL
GOD DAMN HAHAHAHAHAHA
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you no like... bird hump story?
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Quote from: ikarop on Mar 08, 2014, 01:32:00 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Mar 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
:P :P
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:P :P
Wait a minute...
Spoiler
ZOOM IN...
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Spoiler
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Spoiler
ENHANCE IT!
Spoiler
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I knew something was up when he spent the last 30 minutes posting inside that thread :P
I was trying to find something much much worse but unfortunately it was removed :(.
There are worse things than Shia? ???
lol nicole kidman
:D
I'll just say it involved certain banned member and the male pageant.
Quote from: Aspie on Mar 08, 2014, 01:55:08 AM
lol nicole kidman
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Quote from: ikarop on Mar 08, 2014, 02:02:07 AM
I'll just say it involved certain banned member and the male pageant.
!!! :laugh:
Some things are best left dead.
Quote from: ikarop on Mar 08, 2014, 02:02:07 AM
:D
I'll just say it involved certain banned member and the male pageant.
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Quote from: ikarop on Mar 08, 2014, 02:02:07 AM
:D
I'll just say it involved certain banned member and the male pageant.
Meathead? His avatar was distasteful, to say the least :-X
Masthead was ma boy!
Quote from: KNIGHT on Mar 08, 2014, 04:09:04 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 08, 2014, 03:53:52 AM
Quote from: KNIGHT on Mar 08, 2014, 03:52:47 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 08, 2014, 03:50:57 AM
Quote from: KNIGHT on Mar 08, 2014, 03:49:19 AM
First two heisei films are the best of the heisei imo.
The rest were all just okay.
but but demon lobster destroyah... :'(
I don't really like Destoroyah. :c
Knight, how dead can someone be to someone before they revert to being undead?
I actually calculated this using highly enhanced algorithms and mainframes.
With 1 dead= .025% of giving a f**k, it would take aproximately 125 Idunnos to make a coffin. In this scale, it can be assumed that in order to revert to undead, it would take 2.5x to equal I'm a plane I can't die.
;D
Quote from: Kimarhi on Mar 08, 2014, 03:32:19 AM
Masthead was ma boy!
Meathead? His avatar was a picture of himself screwing another person. Most likely photoshop but still, really dude? :-X
You can keep your boy Kimarhi ;)
Quote from: BANE on Mar 08, 2014, 03:57:20 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Mar 08, 2014, 03:48:52 PM
Rong is in that bag.
0/10 too easy, too obvious.
Spoiler
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Quote from: Cvalda on Mar 08, 2014, 02:07:14 AM
Quote from: ikarop on Mar 08, 2014, 02:02:07 AM
I'll just say it involved certain banned member and the male pageant.
!!! :laugh:
Some things are best left dead.
It's still haunting my hard drive. Let's hope you are right.
Quote from: Gilfryd on Mar 08, 2014, 04:44:44 PM
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Commenting on a Disney compare. I don't know how you managed, Nightmare. :laugh:
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on May 03, 2012, 08:52:14 PM
The Dianey one was great! :D
Dammit, Shas! The "a" and "s" buttons are close to each other! :P :D
Hm, now that you mention it, it's only that one letter. Looked worse than it was. ;D
I'm sure I'm made plenty of worse mistakes when typing fast ;)
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 09, 2014, 06:48:14 PM
I'm sure I'm made plenty of worse mistakes when typing fast ;)
I'm sure that Aspie and I will find them all. 8)
If you plan on compiling them and saving them on a flash drive or hard drive or something, you better handle that part. USB plugs and Aspies don't really get along well.
That's not a sentence, just a general statement in a 'game' thread. :P
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 09, 2014, 07:14:46 PM
That's not a sentence, just a general statement in a 'game' thread. :P
Ssssssshhhhh, periods are for statements, NA.
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Shia didn't put a period on his head-bag.
Quote from: Cvalda on Mar 10, 2014, 02:12:17 PM
Quote from: AliceApocalypse on Mar 10, 2014, 01:12:33 PM
Having lunch with my lifelong friend recently, we just realized that we both kept having the same nightmare as kids. We are trying to identify the common denominator that caused us both to have the same dream over and over.
Spoiler
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You were both abducted.
Quote from: SM on Nov 28, 2011, 04:48:15 AM
Just so we're clear - THIS IS PORNOGRAPHY AND NOT OKAY:
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THIS, however is NOT PORN and PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE:
Quote from: DoomRulz on Oct 29, 2011, 05:09:10 AM
We need some Penny Mathis up in this.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
He never even replied.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Dat DoomRulz.
SM swings the logic hammer with strength.
lol I'm surprised a NSWF thread hasn't popped up here. Just look at the mere VIEWS in that Wimmin Thread. Half the guests on here are usually peeking in that thread, too.
AvPGalaxy: titties > the Alien or Predator films
True story.
And yet for some reason people here get bent out of shape when you combine the two ???
Who would that be?
Hentai thread. :P
We had a hentai thread?
i still have nightmares about that Chet bomb Organism planted in there
Do not remind me, Aspie.
Quote from: Kimarhi on Mar 10, 2014, 06:18:01 PM
We had a hentai thread?
Still do.
Wat.
Just a few topics down.
Hint; it's the one with the word "hentai" in the title.
Yeah I don't really scan the whole forum. I just kind of look replies to topics.
Maybe I should be more adventurous.
Quote from: RagingDragon on Mar 10, 2014, 06:37:42 PM
Pancakes and waffles are one of the most delicious food items ever created.
Aspie, with each new revelation, it becomes more evident that the holes in your otherwise normally developed psyche are actually bottomless chasms that inevitably yield to thrashing, screeching, faceless, tentacled, groping undying horrors desperate to rend the sanity and flesh from all living beings and consume it in a gore-covered orgy of abominable gluttony.
Just shut up and eat your waffles before the turf war starts.
Chapter 1 in the book of aspie.
Quote from: Kimarhi on Mar 10, 2014, 06:49:16 PM
Chapter 1 in the book of aspie.
In the beginning, there was Aspie.
In his endless wisdom and mercy, our Heavenly Father decided that the Apocalypse was due early.
Quote from: Cal427eb on Mar 11, 2014, 01:11:59 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on Mar 11, 2014, 01:11:04 AM
I've only ever put my fingers in someone's butt with their consent. I'm a gentlewoman.
*tips fedora*
Quote from: Shasvre on Mar 10, 2014, 06:51:20 PM
Quote from: Kimarhi on Mar 10, 2014, 06:49:16 PM
Chapter 1 in the book of aspie.
In the beginning, there was Aspie.
In his endless wisdom and mercy, our Heavenly Father decided that the Apocalypse was due early.
:laugh: Lmao already in quotes thread.
Quote from: Aspie on Mar 11, 2014, 05:39:07 PM
it dangles it's visuals like a desperate mother dangles her shiny car keys to distract her child
no drama
no psychology
no emotion
scar Jo was Hawt doe. Nvm I give 1/5 now.
Quote from: Rong on Mar 11, 2014, 05:42:40 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Mar 11, 2014, 05:39:07 PM
it dangles it's visuals like a desperate mother dangles her shiny car keys to distract her child
no drama
no psychology
no emotion
Replace "visuals" with "troll posts" and you have Aspie and Rong in a nutshell :-*
I will never see this movie if a trusted source like Aspie rates it 1/5.
it's a 0/5
but dat scar Jo doe
so now 1/5
Quote from: Cvalda on Mar 11, 2014, 05:44:56 PM
Replace "visuals" with "troll posts" and you have Aspie and Rong in a nutshell :-*
>implying your posts aren't the same, only with more time and effort attached, you need to take another break it's wearing you down :-*
Was planning on it, but now I can't just to spite you :-\
Quote from: Rong on Mar 11, 2014, 05:50:58 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Mar 11, 2014, 05:44:56 PM
Replace "visuals" with "troll posts" and you have Aspie and Rong in a nutshell :-*
>implying your posts aren't the same, only with more time and effort attached, you need to take another break it's wearing you down :-*
Rong's going to call down the thunder. :laugh:
Spoiler
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No thunder just dreams
But if I go Rong, you'll have no one to one to troll. Except Aspie, and that doesn't work :(
the net is vast and infinite
Quote from: Blacklabel on Mar 13, 2014, 04:41:23 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on Mar 13, 2014, 04:39:08 AM
It's not like she's f**king horses or something.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1221133/creepy-smile-o.gif
:laugh:
Haha, f**king Blacklabel, laughing at his own jokes. :laugh:
You just jelly you havent gotten yourself on aVPGALAXY best quotes thread today. :laugh:
His putting in the effort doe, keep trying bane :)
Quote from: BANE on Mar 13, 2014, 11:50:28 AM
Haha, f**king Blacklabel, laughing at his own jokes. :laugh:
Congratulations, BANE. You made it.
Yay
curse.. youuuuuu
:D
Quote from: First Blood on Mar 13, 2014, 10:15:28 PM
Quote from: KiramidHead on Mar 13, 2014, 09:48:58 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Mar 13, 2014, 09:35:02 PM
I'd like to sail on her ark if you know what I mean.
Hey, there has to be room for two of each. 8)
http://www.2d-x.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/alangrant.jpg
Quote from: Erik Lehnsherr on Mar 14, 2014, 01:43:36 AM
Wrong, not that it has an bearing but I've seen art films before, like honestly I can't remember but I do remember it was entirely subtitled and about two German Bikers, I'll try to find it at some point but it was also open-ended.
Quote from: BANE on Mar 16, 2014, 01:00:43 AM
Ok everyone shut the f**k up this is the happy thread.
Quote from: Cvalda on Mar 18, 2014, 01:23:56 PM
Seeing the title of the thread from the main page, it looks like the title is going to be Your Quickest Date Rape :laugh:
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 18, 2014, 06:21:41 PM
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This thread will do fine.
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No, it won't.
Quote from: RobThom on Mar 18, 2014, 09:42:10 PM
But the only thing that I can promise you,
is that I wont lie to you.
I'f I were a good liar,
I'd be a rich man by now.
Quote from: SM on Mar 18, 2014, 10:19:23 PM
But only God can make
a tree
Quote from: RobThom on Mar 18, 2014, 10:36:09 PM
If only the world could see.
:laugh:
Quote from: SiL on Mar 20, 2014, 02:55:43 AM
Ancient temple, far
away, beneath frozen wastes.
Predator balls drop.
Peaceful town folk that
we could not care less about.
No refund for you.
Quote from: Sabby on Mar 20, 2014, 02:42:12 PM
I was running through a dense mangrove, delirious like I was drugged. There were sharp rocks under the grey mud, slicing my feet open. I was being chased by men who had covered their skin with mud, wearing skirts and necklaces of grass and crab shells, reeking of rotten crab meat. They had covered their faces with masks made from cupped and still rotting human hands, looking out from between the fingers.
They were following the bloody holes my feet left, calling out in hoarse croaks and slashing their own chests with black knives, adding to the scars they created when excited.
Watch Cvalda stealing all of Sabby's posts and turning them into a blockbuster.
Maybe.
Read it aloud in your mind with Will Ferrell's voice.
Needs more samoht tbh.
Quote from: ikarop on Mar 20, 2014, 03:51:58 PM
Needs more samoht tbh.
So what you're saying is...the story of a man being chased by self-harming frog men needs...more...
jizz?
Well I'm sure Sabby left out the part where they violently raped him, so jizz was probably involved somehow.
Coming up next on our 1950's horror throwback week, an independent film classic:
Spoiler
THE FROG MAN RAPED ME!
Ribbit for your pleasure
Quote from: BANE on Mar 20, 2014, 04:13:48 PM
Quote from: ikarop on Mar 20, 2014, 03:51:58 PM
Needs more samoht tbh.
So what you're saying is...the story of a man being chased by self-harming frog men needs...more...jizz?
Well this is a future Cvalda movie we're talking about. It was going to happen either way.
aww snahhhhp
Quote from: Aspie on Mar 24, 2014, 11:53:11 PM
Quote from: KNIGHT on Mar 24, 2014, 11:49:09 PM
You think that's bad, I see dead planes.
Think about that.
It's one thing to see a ghost walk out of your wall.
But suddenly a goddamn Harrier Jump Jet just rolls up through the wall of your house like "Lol sup" it's hard to focus on other things when this happens.
have u seen the Malaysian Plane yet
Quote from: Kimarhi on Mar 24, 2014, 11:54:21 PM
Bro you stole my post.
You usb'd my brain.
Getting a strange mental image from this.
I am not disliking it.
UPDATE:
Quote from: Aspie on Mar 24, 2014, 11:56:37 PM
lol no wonder why I still have all this free space left
lol that's because the Malaysian plane pic was the only thing he could figure out how to copy paste without instruction.
Quote from: BANE on Mar 25, 2014, 12:18:14 AM
Haha, once they catch you they're going to play ring toss with their donuts.
...
Spoiler
ON YOUR DICK!
That crafty bane.
Quote from: Kimarhi on Mar 25, 2014, 12:20:56 AM
That crafty bane.
lol just be glad his set doesn't feature you're manhood
Quote from: ikarop on Mar 25, 2014, 12:33:52 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on Mar 25, 2014, 12:28:59 AM
I thought the forum smelt like salmon today.
Cvalda's face when this post
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Quote from: ikarop on Mar 25, 2014, 01:32:55 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Mar 25, 2014, 01:31:42 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Mar 25, 2014, 01:30:29 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Mar 25, 2014, 01:27:11 AM
SHADOWPREDDDDDDDDD
LOOOOOOOOOOOL!
NEED TO QUARANTINE YO ASS
Quote from: Cvalda on Mar 25, 2014, 01:11:06 AM
Pfft, get back to me when there is more anal.
There you go!
It all comes full circle.
Quote from: Alien³ on Mar 25, 2014, 02:01:46 PM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Mar 25, 2014, 01:13:24 PM
I wouldn't call Alien3 fantastic. It's decent, but not on the level of Aliens in terms of quality.
http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/4705/aceventura01si3.gif
Quote from: Cvalda on Mar 25, 2014, 11:47:47 PM
Quote from: Rong on Mar 25, 2014, 11:47:27 PM
Quote from: Shasvre on Mar 25, 2014, 11:46:00 PM
Quote from: Rong on Mar 25, 2014, 11:44:20 PM
Quote from: BANE on Mar 25, 2014, 11:40:00 PM
Gwyneth Paltrow's single BABY!
Move time.
f**king peppa puss... rangas mang.
I... I have no idea what the hell this is supposed to mean.
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Rough translation to English: "f**king Pepper Potts's pussy -- gingers, man."
If ever there were a line of posts to accurately sum up The Man Called Rong.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 26, 2014, 04:01:30 AM
Anyways, as far as Deathlok goes, that pic left out his really cool robot leg.
AVPR deserves an Oscar.
prove it
Quote from: Magegg on Mar 27, 2014, 04:48:37 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Mar 27, 2014, 04:41:04 PM
this is literally the worst thing ever
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Fixed :)
>:(
Ewww maggeg
Quote from: maledoro on Mar 30, 2014, 04:55:05 PM
Quote from: BANE on Mar 30, 2014, 04:51:38 PMHow is it fun though?
How is sex fun? Have you ever had it with anyone other than yourself? If you're a virgin, I won't make fun of you; I can respect that.
Quote from: BANE on Mar 30, 2014, 04:57:10 PM
YOU KNOW WHAT I f**kIN' MEAN MALEDORO.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
That ass is so large I'm asking you how sex with that ass is fun. All I picture is one hump and me just trampolining off of it into a wall.
god damn maledoro is spooky
I just want to share this with all of you. I know this is like laughing at your own joke, but I feel this was buried beneath maledoro's mountain of perversion.
Quote from: Cal427eb on Mar 30, 2014, 03:19:02 PM
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Quote from: BANE on Mar 30, 2014, 03:26:24 PM
Spoiler
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OH GOD
OH GOD WHY
OH GOD WHY BANE AND CAL
Quote from: ShadowPred on Mar 30, 2014, 02:39:40 AM
Holy shit.
Quote from: Xeno Killer 2179 on Mar 30, 2014, 06:35:31 PM
http://oi42.tinypic.com/2n3pzm.jpg
I don't even think that picture was a reaction to Shadow's post. :laugh:
Quote from: BANE on Apr 01, 2014, 02:06:23 AM
Quote from: Kimarhi on Apr 01, 2014, 02:04:04 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 01, 2014, 02:02:48 AM
Hahahahahahaha, he mad.
Not even. But how can I do the lesbian squirt photoshop IF I DON'T HAVE A PICTURE.
f**king cheating man.
Pg. 534 of Pics of Yourself thread.
http://i.imgur.com/LxV9b12.gif
GOD
OH GOD
She's lucky I'm not that kind of guy. With her Russian spetznaz hat.
Between his bookmarking that and his obsessive copycat sets I think I have legal grounds for a restraining order.
I'm beginning to suspect that Bane runs Galaxy and we are but puppets on his strings.
I just can't
I have lost my ability to can
SHIT my jaw hurts
*reading thread*
*looks up straight forward*
"AHHH F**KIN' HUGE SPIDER!"
Quote from: BANE on Apr 01, 2014, 02:30:09 AM
All she'll find in there is Grimes naked in what appears to be an underground bunker in Baghdad.
^^^ hahah classic bane, i was gonna post that here.
he probably told me where her picture was after he deleted all his
Nah mine were deleted after the pageant results were finalized.
She even mentions it when she announced me the winner! :laugh:
SO...
I'm assuming you have a blown-up poster of that picture, BANE.
Nah.
Contrary to popular belief I didn't actually have that page bookmarked. I merely found it.
I owned round 3 and still lost. Bullshit. >:(
wut
lol i still remember that nearly nude photo grimez posted
Grimez gonna grime
Were you not entertained?
I'm afraid to say no
You know you were. Shit was funny.
Maybe for yall. Yall didn't get gayed up.
not yet at least
Quote from: RobThom on Apr 01, 2014, 03:37:12 AM
I'm not sure that I get it,
but I dont get a lot of things.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BijPgiRCMAARI_C.jpg:thumb
LMAO :D :D :D :D :D
That pic gets creepier every time he posts it. :laugh: It was wallet size today.
I just lol that after his monologue it is sideways.
I reverse image searched the pic and wound up on a porn site :P
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Apr 01, 2014, 04:01:07 PM
I reverse image searched the pic and wound up on a porn site :P
It's f**king beautiful, he has the same poetic patterns as the late lord.
I shall smite him as I did the lorf.
No! Galaxy is better with RobThom!
I agree with you
Please let the great RobThom stay
Today and all days
Who is RobThom and why is he apparently great?
Quote from: ShadowPred on Apr 02, 2014, 12:52:51 AM
I shall smite him as I did the lorf.
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Kingslayer.
Little did they know that Kingslayer was a bad mofo.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 02, 2014, 03:03:54 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Apr 02, 2014, 12:52:51 AM
I shall smite him as I did the lorf.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/c4acb5c33fd4e7dd6a1761c0bb113216/tumblr_myq6a1lRnZ1r3i7aho1_500.gif
Kingslayer.
Quote from: Kimarhi on Apr 02, 2014, 03:04:57 AM
Little did they know that Kingslayer was a bad mofo.
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^^^
That's what I'm missing...besides the obvious...Zlol.
lol petition to take ikarop's mod position shadowpred
Quote from: Aspie on Apr 02, 2014, 03:18:49 AM
lol petition to take ikarop's mod position shadowpred
At least GM would be nice to actually do stuff lol.
WE CAN TAKE HIM DOWN, SHADOWPRED.
We can rule the Galaxy.
Come with me ShadowPred, I'll give you more power then you could ever dream of.
COMETH
Quote from: Aspie on Apr 02, 2014, 03:18:49 AM
lol petition to take ikarop's mod position shadowpred
Quote from: Aspie on Apr 02, 2014, 03:34:05 AM
WE CAN TAKE HIM DOWN, SHADOWPRED.
We can rule the Galaxy.
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ikarop's fw
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It's OK. All they are allowed to take down is each other's pants.
Quote from: Aspie on Apr 02, 2014, 03:34:05 AM
WE CAN TAKE HIM DOWN, SHADOWPRED.
We can rule the Galaxy.
Aspie my boy.
You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat.
Quote from: Vepariga on Apr 02, 2014, 05:34:26 AM
Came home and found a mess of ants in the laundry/patio area. I was about to get angry but looked closer and they where eating and attacking some maggots. I followed the trail and it was in my bin. I forgot I put a mince tray in there last night :laugh:
I destoryed some maggot stragglers but let the ants consume their fill,they had stock piled all of them. It made feel musical spontaniously and I sang like Anna from Frozen
For the first time in foreverrrrrrr The ants are my best friendddsssss
They are no where in the house,but somewhere in that zoneeeeee
for the first time in foreverrrrrr ,I wont kill them alllllllll
:P
Quote from: Eva on Apr 03, 2014, 08:01:44 PM
Quote from: Vickers on Apr 03, 2014, 07:53:30 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Apr 03, 2014, 07:31:34 PM
Quote from: RagingDragon on Apr 03, 2014, 07:30:48 PM
You've never seen Boogie Nights? Mahgawd, you get on that immediately. It's an amazing film, and the only real acting Mark Wahlberg has ever done. Snap. :laugh:
His cock does most of the acting.
Being outacted by a prosthetic penis... :laugh:
Laugh it up mate.... Mark Wahlbergs real cock is starring in the new Transformers as the lead character. I guess Bay sized both Wahlberg and his cock up in a slow-mo shot and decided the cock looked more determined.
Quote from: ikarop on Apr 06, 2014, 10:29:47 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Apr 06, 2014, 07:56:50 PM
Quote from: BANE on Apr 06, 2014, 07:46:40 PM
Quote from: Kimarhi on Apr 06, 2014, 07:14:52 PM
Do you see how his ears form two sides of a triangle.
Illuminati rabbit.
Haha, and Aspie's eyebrows form the missing piece that Nicolas Cage must find in National Treasure 3.
fak u bane
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...
This eyebrow talk is getting out of hand. I'm putting and end to this.
Spoiler
Spoiler
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Spoiler
Hope this helps.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuHebqBe4XQ#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuHebqBe4XQ#ws)
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Apr 06, 2014, 10:32:53 PM
Quote from: ikarop on Apr 06, 2014, 10:29:47 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Apr 06, 2014, 07:56:50 PM
Quote from: BANE on Apr 06, 2014, 07:46:40 PM
Quote from: Kimarhi on Apr 06, 2014, 07:14:52 PM
Do you see how his ears form two sides of a triangle.
Illuminati rabbit.
Haha, and Aspie's eyebrows form the missing piece that Nicolas Cage must find in National Treasure 3.
fak u bane
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...
This eyebrow talk is getting out of hand. I'm putting and end to this.
Spoiler
Spoiler
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Spoiler
Hope this helps.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuHebqBe4XQ#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuHebqBe4XQ#ws)
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA amaze
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Dammit Cholaspie! You're not supposed to enjoy it >:(.
mofuka but I look
gorgeous.
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Quote from: Aspie on Apr 06, 2014, 11:41:25 PM
mofuka but I look gorgeous.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62UzLgdb1GQ#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62UzLgdb1GQ#ws)
Quote from: BANE on Apr 08, 2014, 12:52:28 AM
Quote from: Rong on Apr 08, 2014, 12:49:37 AM
people's persona's online are projections mostly.. does anyone think im actually like this in real life... shutupbane.jpg
Haha you're probably 100% like this in real life. Your wedding vows were probably just you holding up successive printouts of sloth memes.
Quote from: Aspie on Apr 08, 2014, 12:56:10 AM
Quote from: BANE on Apr 08, 2014, 12:52:28 AM
Quote from: Rong on Apr 08, 2014, 12:49:37 AM
people's persona's online are projections mostly.. does anyone think im actually like this in real life... shutupbane.jpg
Haha you're probably 100% like this in real life. Your wedding vows were probably just you holding up successive printouts of sloth memes.
Not quote worthy.
Quote from: RagingDragon on Apr 08, 2014, 08:06:09 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Apr 08, 2014, 12:56:10 AM
Quote from: BANE on Apr 08, 2014, 12:52:28 AM
Quote from: Rong on Apr 08, 2014, 12:49:37 AM
people's persona's online are projections mostly.. does anyone think im actually like this in real life... shutupbane.jpg
Haha you're probably 100% like this in real life. Your wedding vows were probably just you holding up successive printouts of sloth memes.
Not quote worthy.
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Quote from: ShadowPred on Apr 08, 2014, 06:33:16 PM
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Why link an image instead of quoting?
Quote from: ShadowPred on Apr 08, 2014, 06:33:16 PM
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Why link an image instead of quoting?
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Quote from: Cal427eb on Apr 08, 2014, 06:39:56 PM
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Yes.
Quote from: Cal427eb on Apr 08, 2014, 06:39:56 PM
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No.
Quote from: KNIGHT on Apr 08, 2014, 06:36:17 PM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Apr 08, 2014, 06:33:16 PM
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Why link an image instead of quoting?
Quote from: ShadowPred on Apr 08, 2014, 06:33:16 PM
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Why link an image instead of quoting?
Quote from: Cal427eb on Apr 08, 2014, 06:39:56 PM
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We have to go deeper
Quote from: Vickers on Apr 08, 2014, 10:45:22 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 08, 2014, 10:44:19 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 08, 2014, 10:27:17 PM
Cvalda effectively castrating the male populace
( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯
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;D
:laugh:
Quote from: WinterActual on Apr 08, 2014, 06:49:55 PM
Because it looks funny as it is. DooM is kinda plausible. One guy can wipe out the hell's army, but one guy to take on the Reich - doubt it.
:laugh:
Quote from: ShadowPred on Apr 09, 2014, 03:12:30 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Apr 09, 2014, 03:10:38 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Apr 09, 2014, 03:02:58 AM
Quote from: Vickers on Apr 09, 2014, 02:29:14 AM
Too bad his best work only lasted one season.
7*
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http://i.imgur.com/IYy51pN.gif
Quote from: FiorinaFury161 on Apr 10, 2014, 08:23:57 PM
She would have laid the smackth down on his fat candy ass ;D
Quote from: BANE on Apr 11, 2014, 12:07:22 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Apr 11, 2014, 12:05:14 AM
Quote from: BANE on Apr 10, 2014, 11:58:59 PM
Quote from: KiramidHead on Apr 10, 2014, 11:58:18 PM
Quote from: BANE on Apr 10, 2014, 11:55:56 PM
:o
Castrated!?!
Maaaan that's rough. No wonder he's an insomniac. :'(
Note the "she."
What does that even mean?
Topazora is a woman!
Oh.
Why? ???
:laugh:
Quote from: RobThom on Apr 14, 2014, 03:00:15 AM
Was the breath you took,
to justify yourself,
to plinky on the keyboard,
worth the breath you took?
Oh how I dream of one day being in the pantheon of member quotes... alas.. this one does not count. :(
Quote from: Mr. Sin on Apr 16, 2014, 04:57:18 AM
Crazy Rich, can you deify me as to the allure inherent in cartoon horses? Yours is not the first banner I've seen with such a thing. Is it a club or social statement?
:laugh:
Quote from: Kimarhi on Apr 16, 2014, 05:03:12 AM
Quote from: Mr. Sin on Apr 16, 2014, 04:57:18 AM
Crazy Rich, can you deify me as to the allure inherent in cartoon horses? Yours is not the first banner I've seen with such a thing. Is it a club or social statement?
:laugh:
Oh dear, I meant edify. :(.... But alas, Kimarhi, you have done me a great honor.
Thanks!!
Quote from: ikarop on Apr 17, 2014, 01:43:53 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Apr 16, 2014, 11:23:53 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 16, 2014, 11:21:59 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Apr 16, 2014, 11:20:27 PM
What happens if it eats too often?
Soil gets filled with excess waste nutrients and you kill it.
WELL THEN.
what do I name her
Name it Cvalda as it'll eventually expire due to dehydration (aka thirst).
¬_¬
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Apr 19, 2014, 03:15:10 PM
From the Lore ...
QuoteIn Middle-earth, dragons were created by Morgoth the Enemy. The first to appear was Glaurung, an Uruloki or fire-drake, known as the "father of dragons." Emerging from Angband too young, he soon thereafter went back into hiding with Morgoth. When he next appeared at the Battle of Sudden Flame, however, he lead the charge into the battlefield, clearing the way for the Balrogs.
Spoiler
Balrogs and Dragons!
Spoiler
Fighting together!
Spoiler
Mass Hysteria!
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Quote from: Aspie on Apr 19, 2014, 08:40:26 PM
... and to think all that thing wants is to mate with it's partner in Godzilla's dead torso :P
Quote from: RazorSlash on Apr 19, 2014, 08:41:24 PM
It wants the same thing you want, Aspie!
Quote from: Mr. Sin on Apr 20, 2014, 01:58:28 AM
Quote from: Kimarhi on Apr 20, 2014, 01:30:52 AM
New management is remodeling this apartment from April 22-May 10th. Those fools work start early and work all day. All my classes are at night and I sleep during the day. WHhhhhYYYYYYYYYY!
Kimarhi: （￣、￣＠）ｚｚｚ
Workers: ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ BANG BANG HAMMER HAMMER!
Manager: ಥ_ಥ MY PLAN IS TAKING SHAPE...
Kimarhi:＼(｀0´)／ Noooooo!
Quote from: Aspie on Apr 25, 2014, 03:02:21 AM
but how come 2 look like muppets, but then you have that one realistic blonde in the back
bahaahahahahahhahhahaha
Quote from: SiL on Apr 26, 2014, 11:47:43 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 26, 2014, 11:43:47 PM
Quote from: SiL on Apr 26, 2014, 11:43:03 PM
This thread
https://31.media.tumblr.com/8e8856c3b50265fcef96154c8ed30290/tumblr_n4in1qgn941sjla0qo3_250.gif
http://37.media.tumblr.com/192915b28ecf31422329bf844dbadcd6/tumblr_n3fru7YG8X1rk54eco6_r1_500.gif
Nope
https://24.media.tumblr.com/62995d0696c0ed0c72e80bffceddbcd9/tumblr_n4in1qgn941sjla0qo6_400.gif
nope nope
nope
Quote from: SiL on Apr 26, 2014, 11:56:44 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 26, 2014, 11:51:03 PM
http://37.media.tumblr.com/7a803b7c7fde0fb9302f389da7296787/tumblr_n3fru7YG8X1rk54eco4_r1_500.gif
f**k yeah
https://24.media.tumblr.com/03b56adb085432f424a7bd7e09446fd8/tumblr_n4in1qgn941sjla0qo4_250.gifhttps://24.media.tumblr.com/834fb8e7b299e9041a28f5bf51aa21e8/tumblr_n4in1qgn941sjla0qo5_250.gifhttps://24.media.tumblr.com/62995d0696c0ed0c72e80bffceddbcd9/tumblr_n4in1qgn941sjla0qo6_400.gif
RobThom scares me :(
Robthom and Mr. Sin are currently logged on at the same time.........but they never post at the same time.
Quote from: BANE on Apr 27, 2014, 03:36:48 AM
Alright, here's my 10 step process for falling asleep.
1) Eat some crackers. Doesn't matter which, as long as they're not extraordinarily salty.
2) Jerk off.
3) Failing 2), try again.
4) Failing 2) and 3), do some situps, crunches and wall sits.
5) Jerk off.
6) Failing 2), 3) and 5), drink some tea.
7) Make some toast, put some peanut butter on it.
8. Jerk off.
9) Failing 2), 3), 5) and 8., try as hard as possible to do the splits.
10) Chloroform yourself.
Quote from: Rong on Apr 28, 2014, 12:20:22 AM
Quote from: KiramidHead on Apr 28, 2014, 12:14:56 AM
Quote from: Rong on Apr 28, 2014, 12:10:58 AM
Quote from: KiramidHead on Apr 28, 2014, 12:00:05 AM
Source material that I'm wagering you know little to nothing about.
it's a superhero comic book what more needs to be said ƪ(‾ε‾")ʃ
The snobbishness.. it's off the charts.
Is that an insult? t(ツ)_/¯
Quote from: Blacklabel on Apr 28, 2014, 12:18:43 AM
Quote from: Rong on Apr 27, 2014, 11:53:17 PM
Quote from: Blacklabel on Apr 27, 2014, 07:36:12 PM
something something pleb tier pleb tier.
/robotchickenedgyasf**k2007 ≖‿≖
Pleb Tier Pleb Tier... STRAYA!
Is that an insult? t(ツ)_/¯
Quote from: ikarop on Apr 29, 2014, 12:22:28 AM
Quote from: Kimarhi on Apr 29, 2014, 12:18:50 AM
Quote from: ikarop on Apr 29, 2014, 12:18:14 AM
Quote from: Kimarhi on Apr 29, 2014, 12:15:33 AM
My family is country but I was indoctrinated by these streets.
You should make this into a rap song.
I have mad flow
Try these:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KCw1NHMMfes/UFyRGzclh_I/AAAAAAAAARg/FAGSAAA1-4w/s1600/ofy+side+walls.jpg
well played ikarop, well played
;D
Quote from: BANE on Apr 29, 2014, 12:29:54 AM
Quote from: Kimarhi on Apr 29, 2014, 12:24:47 AM
If I was not a country white boy I might be able to counter with some ill worded rhyme........but alas
You just gotta dream Kimarhi. Has Dr. Seuss taught you nothing!?
San Andreas yo,
Ikarop the mofo,
Flat Tire
Admire
c**t for hire
Yeah, you heard me
Hard to see
When your mind's not free
Held back by the restraints
The rule taints,
We ain't saints
But damn if I'll be dissed
By some flashy, pissed
Moderator with a hardon for trannies
Moved passed fannies
Oh shit, Cvalda's here
Redefining queer
Drag queens ain't trannies, BANE
Drive me insane
HAHAHAHAHAHA shit I demand an actual recording
thats amazing!! :D :D :D :D
Quote from: ikarop on Apr 29, 2014, 12:59:32 AM
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Quote from: Aspie on Apr 29, 2014, 12:57:54 AM
but... Like, does it transform into an actual vibrator or something. Is this it's stealth state to throw off mosey house guests?
(Blessed Virgin Aspie. 4.6-7).
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 30, 2014, 03:38:14 AM
"The Lost World is actually really good, it's got an unfair rep-----"
The raptor gymnastics scene.
"Yeah, that's bad, but I mean, come on---"
The raptor gymnastics scene.
"There is just so much cool stuff, like Malcolm and---"
The raptor gymnastics scene.
There is no way a defender of that film can ever win.
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The raptor gymnastics scene.
Alien3 would like to have a word with u
Great movie.
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 30, 2014, 03:42:31 AM
http://i60.tinypic.com/eb1rox.gif
The raptor gymnastics scene.
The school
cut you from the team??(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lgwv9cIfV21qzd1oo.gif&hash=a2f5486518eea51c888a0157b86dde01e82b6c42)
Lost World is phenomenal, Cvalda. Don't fight it, or I'll start dropping your posts about
Batman and Robin.
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DON'T DEFY ME RAGE
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 30, 2014, 03:42:31 AM
http://i60.tinypic.com/eb1rox.gif
The raptor gymnastics scene.
I don't even remember this, and I've seen the movie at least 7 times.
Horse dick.
.......................................
Quote from: ShadowPred on Apr 30, 2014, 09:25:35 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 30, 2014, 03:42:31 AM
http://i60.tinypic.com/eb1rox.gif
The raptor gymnastics scene.
I don't even remember this, and I've seen the movie at least 7 times.
...
..
.
maynnnn... that is some bullshitttt. :P
Quote from: RagingDragon on Apr 30, 2014, 09:17:55 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 30, 2014, 03:42:31 AM
http://i60.tinypic.com/eb1rox.gif
The raptor gymnastics scene.
The school cut you from the team??
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgwv9cIfV21qzd1oo.gif
Lost World is phenomenal, Cvalda. Don't fight it, or I'll start dropping your posts about Batman and Robin.
Cvalda, do you like
Batman and Robin? :o
Quote from: Blacklabel on Apr 30, 2014, 09:34:31 PM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Apr 30, 2014, 09:25:35 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 30, 2014, 03:42:31 AM
http://i60.tinypic.com/eb1rox.gif
The raptor gymnastics scene.
I don't even remember this, and I've seen the movie at least 7 times.
...
..
.
maynnnn... that is some bullshitttt. :P
I'm telling you brudda, I don't have any memory of this happening. Cry1
Quote from: Vickers on Apr 30, 2014, 09:36:17 PM
Cvalda, do you like Batman and Robin? :o
As a campy piece of shit, hell yeah :P
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 30, 2014, 09:23:16 PM
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DON'T DEFY ME RAGE
:laugh:
And look, a lot of people just blocked out the memory of that awful gymnastics scene, Lovecraft style. That's the best course of action. DENY.
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 30, 2014, 09:39:55 PM
Quote from: Vickers on Apr 30, 2014, 09:36:17 PM
Cvalda, do you like Batman and Robin? :o
As a campy piece of shit, hell yeah :P
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And the Goldenthal score is a MASTERPIECE :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-FV3cY5hjI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-FV3cY5hjI#)
Needs an official release now.
Quote from: Kimarhi on Apr 30, 2014, 12:57:34 AM
u cn sleepz on my floor
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 30, 2014, 12:58:52 AM
I can accessorize.
http://imageshack.com/a/img836/5162/5m7.gif
Quote from: Kimarhi on Apr 30, 2014, 01:00:04 AM
if u bring that stuff nevermind
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 30, 2014, 09:58:29 PM
And the Goldenthal score is a MASTERPIECE :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-FV3cY5hjI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-FV3cY5hjI#)
Needs an official release now.
I have that movie on VHS.
Both of your opinions on movies are now irrelevant.
Kimarhi pls.
Which one is Batman and Robin?
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 01, 2014, 04:45:48 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on May 01, 2014, 04:14:06 PM
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 01, 2014, 04:02:26 PM
I want story credit if you do it. :D
Alas, I think I'd be going in a different direction :laugh: :P
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Damn that was quick.
Almost a live feed from the Godzilla thread.
well this is GozillaGalaxy, Bat Chain.
Day = made :laugh:
Quote from: Aspie on May 01, 2014, 04:49:46 PM
well this is GozillaGalaxy, Bat Chain.
I'm mostly proud of the massive tumor the Godzilla thread has become here at AVPG. By next week I'm expecting some next level Tetsuo shit.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THAT
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 01, 2014, 05:00:19 PM
I'm mostly proud of the massive tumor the Godzilla thread has become here at AVPG. By next week I'm expecting some next level Tetsuo shit.
It is but a minor blight compared to the Hot Woman thread :P
Quote from: Aspie on May 01, 2014, 05:01:10 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THAT
You've never seen Akira?!
Travesty.
Quote from: Cvalda on May 01, 2014, 05:05:25 PM
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 01, 2014, 05:00:19 PM
I'm mostly proud of the massive tumor the Godzilla thread has become here at AVPG. By next week I'm expecting some next level Tetsuo shit.
It is but a minor blight compared to the Hot Woman thread :P
But the same outcome. Men loosing control and having parts of their bodies swell to monstrous proportions.
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 01, 2014, 05:08:44 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on May 01, 2014, 05:05:25 PM
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 01, 2014, 05:00:19 PM
I'm mostly proud of the massive tumor the Godzilla thread has become here at AVPG. By next week I'm expecting some next level Tetsuo shit.
It is but a minor blight compared to the Hot Woman thread :P
But the same outcome. Men loosing control and having parts of their bodies swell to monstrous proportions.
If only. :'(
Quote from: Kimarhi on May 01, 2014, 05:07:58 PM
Quote from: Aspie on May 01, 2014, 05:01:10 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THAT
You've never seen Akira?!
Travesty.
Never heard of it, but that creature looks amaze.
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 01, 2014, 05:08:44 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on May 01, 2014, 05:05:25 PM
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 01, 2014, 05:00:19 PM
I'm mostly proud of the massive tumor the Godzilla thread has become here at AVPG. By next week I'm expecting some next level Tetsuo shit.
It is but a minor blight compared to the Hot Woman thread :P
But the same outcome. Men loosing control and having parts of their bodies swell to monstrous proportions.
hot women thread is too vanilla for that to happen
I'm surprised there isn't a NSFW thread around here. It'd hardly be a leap :P
Quote from: Aspie on May 01, 2014, 05:09:56 PM
Quote from: Kimarhi on May 01, 2014, 05:07:58 PM
Quote from: Aspie on May 01, 2014, 05:01:10 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THAT
You've never seen Akira?!
Travesty.
Never heard of it, but that creature looks amaze.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsgWhhXcpE#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsgWhhXcpE#ws)
Don't cheat yourself. Treat yourself.
Quote from: Aspie on May 01, 2014, 05:11:28 PM
I'm surprised there isn't a NSFW thread around here. It'd hardly be a leap :P
A thread like that would become too nasty within an hour or two. :-X
Quote from: Dayne on May 01, 2014, 05:12:36 PM
Quote from: Aspie on May 01, 2014, 05:11:28 PM
I'm surprised there isn't a NSFW thread around here. It'd hardly be a leap :P
A thread like that would become too nasty within an hour or two. :-X
there must be rules
Try creating one. See where it goes. ;) :laugh:
It won't ever fly here. I have a feeling many of us tread on eggshells with some of the stuff we post anyways.
The farthest we've gone is an image of lesbians busting out the scissors. Ikarop approved it too. We are at the beginning of almost busting out full on nudes and pronz images.
How long do you think that could possibly last though? I believe that the more this kind of thing gets tested the more the mods and maybe even admins will be eventually forced to crack down.
Just wondering here, but has a quote of me ever been used in this thread?
Quote from: Dovahkiin on May 01, 2014, 06:49:59 PM
Just wondering here, but has a quote of me ever been used in this thread?
Quote from: Aspie on May 01, 2014, 06:50:28 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on May 01, 2014, 06:49:59 PM
Just wondering here, but has a quote of me ever been used in this thread?
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Quote from: Dovahkiin on May 01, 2014, 06:52:05 PM
Quote from: Aspie on May 01, 2014, 06:50:28 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on May 01, 2014, 06:49:59 PM
Just wondering here, but has a quote of me ever been used in this thread?
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Quote from: ShadowPred on May 01, 2014, 06:45:37 PM
The farthest we've gone is an image of lesbians busting out the scissors. Ikarop approved it too. We are at the beginning of almost busting out full on nudes and pronz images.
As far as I can tell, the rules doesn't really say anything about nudity, but forbids porn. Tasteful nudity shouldn't be a problem, in my opinion. There have been photos posted that comes across as a lot more "porny" than that, but as long as the girl's ass is covered by a tiny thong, I suppose it doesn't count. :D
Quote from: Dayne on May 01, 2014, 07:07:56 PM
Quote from: ShadowPred on May 01, 2014, 06:45:37 PM
The farthest we've gone is an image of lesbians busting out the scissors. Ikarop approved it too. We are at the beginning of almost busting out full on nudes and pronz images.
As far as I can tell, the rules doesn't really say anything about nudity, but forbids porn. Tasteful nudity shouldn't be a problem, in my opinion. There have been photos posted that comes across as a lot more "porny" than that, but as long as the girl's ass is covered by a tiny thong, I suppose it doesn't count. :D
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/b1c4f880338c37507b43ba821702a74e/tumblr_inline_n13ozzUt8e1sy66lj.gif)
Man makes a good point.
it's hard to argue with that
We're just trying to put an end to all that pr0n and NSFW traffic exchange 90% of you do over Skype. It usually leads to online pregnancies and STDs (Skypelly Transmitted Disease) so we are just doing it for your own good.
for the greater good
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is stuff like this okay
Quote from: Cvalda on May 01, 2014, 07:16:38 PM
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is stuff like this okay
As long as it doesn't show the actual bits and the guy is hot then it's OK.
Bahahahahahaha excellent
Lol mods are on point today hahahah
y u be showin yer penor
Quote from: First Blood on May 01, 2014, 07:23:02 PM
y u be showin yer penor
Lol implying that was mine... Nikka plz
hot pockets
Quote from: Rong on May 01, 2014, 07:24:06 PM
Quote from: First Blood on May 01, 2014, 07:23:02 PM
y u be showin yer penor
Lol implying that was mine... Nikka plz
Prove that it isn't. Draw this face on yours: ಠ_ಠ
:P
Of course it wasn't his. Clearly too big ;D
also too clean
Quote from: Cvalda on May 01, 2014, 07:26:32 PM
Of course it wasn't his. Clearly too big ;D
Left an easy setup for that (u stole from bane u bitch)
Quote from: Vickers on May 01, 2014, 07:25:52 PM
Quote from: Rong on May 01, 2014, 07:24:06 PM
Quote from: First Blood on May 01, 2014, 07:23:02 PM
y u be showin yer penor
Lol implying that was mine... Nikka plz
Prove that it isn't. Draw this face on yours: ಠ_ಠ
:P
Give me a couple of minutes, need to get hard, gotta go check the unhappy thread.
It will probably be a little like this on an uncircumcised member:
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INB4 drawing South Park characters' faces on members becomes a thing.
Sorry brah I'm cut.
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Quote from: Cvalda on May 01, 2014, 07:16:38 PM
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is stuff like this okay
Guy must have a pretty bad personality disorder if he's that good looking and still f**ks his pillow.
So many cut Australians... ಠ_ಠ
I mean, not that I've been keeping score or anything.
I thought that was mainly a Jews and Americans thing.
(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1396049_722389994441766_89857214_n.jpg)
"Damn those 'strayans are bleeders."
Quote from: Vickers on May 01, 2014, 07:34:15 PM
So many cut Australians... ಠ_ಠ
I mean, not that I've been keeping score or anything.
less common now, very hard to find doctors who will do it.
Without circumcision, my dick wouldn't be two different colors.
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Awww shit Aspie, why'd you delete your "Foreskins taste Amazing" edit? I had the perfect response to that.
Yummy
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bcuz I realized who I was dealing with(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F37.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mcsewwDwGV1rzbvsto1_500.gif&hash=f362b097da4b9b50842e2428319c257452fc2102)
We really need to set up a Cards Against Humanity game night. I think we're all ready. :laugh:
I'd be down for that.
#daddysbelt
yes pls
Quote from: maledoro on May 04, 2014, 04:40:22 PM
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Quote from: SM on May 05, 2014, 01:25:58 AM
Quote from: Eva on May 05, 2014, 01:07:48 AM
Never! ;D
Quote from: Local Trouble on May 05, 2014, 12:59:45 AM
I seem to remember a fusion reactor making a big boom in Aliens.
Well, that's Jim Cameron not understanding the major differences between a fusion power plant design and a thermonuclear bomb design. In other words, he needed a Deux Ex Machine moment to propel the plot forwards. :D
There were two machines who were your ex's?
Quote from: Rong on May 05, 2014, 01:41:08 AM
Quote from: Erik Lehnsherr on May 05, 2014, 01:32:47 AM
GODDAMN IT I TRUSTED THE BEST FRIENDS
http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120616003315/random-ness/images/9/9f/Darth_vader_no.gif
THERES NOOOO SOUND c**t
Quote from: First Blood on May 05, 2014, 01:33:00 AM
Quote from: Erik Lehnsherr on May 05, 2014, 01:29:45 AM
Quote from: First Blood on May 05, 2014, 01:28:46 AM
No.
I don't believe I was talking to you Sten.
toot toot
Quote from: First Blood on May 06, 2014, 11:31:54 PM
Quote from: Aspie on May 06, 2014, 11:30:02 PM
The official NA score was a 8.5/10 with a "it's a great movie, just not my thang" attached to it.
lol i love how you try to put words in peoples mouths.
Quote from: ikarop on May 06, 2014, 11:32:55 PM
He doesn't know how to try to put anything else in people's mouths :(.
The cycle of quoting life, lol.
Quote from: Cvalda on May 07, 2014, 12:05:36 AM
Quote from: Kimarhi on May 07, 2014, 12:04:24 AM
Imma eat there and take pictures of me kissing some chick and send them back to you.
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And then eat its parents, you sick f**k
Quote from: ikarop on May 07, 2014, 03:53:20 AM
Quote from: Aspie on May 07, 2014, 03:46:02 AM
how do condoms expire doe
aren't they just rubber
If too much time passes then the lube dries off. They need to be moist or they'll break.
And that's how you were conceived.
Quote from: Kimarhi on May 07, 2014, 03:49:41 AM
Quote from: ikarop on May 07, 2014, 03:44:33 AM
Kimarhi's hopes and dreams.
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Just means the six's and below have a shot at me now.
Fine. I'll bring out my magic wand and fix it this time.
Spoiler
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Spoiler
Wait not that one
Spoiler
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ikarop is operating on a high level of lulz today.
See I don't even know what he post because I don't open ikarop spoilers.
How cowardly. Maybe you are a milquetoast. ;D
LOL, this is wonderful news.
Quote from: Kimarhi on May 07, 2014, 04:07:39 AM
See I don't even know what he post because I don't open ikarop spoilers.
Spoiler
Hi.
ikarop plz no nudity
Quote from: Cvalda on May 07, 2014, 04:09:20 AM
How cowardly. Maybe you are a milquetoast. ;D
There is always some gay shit when I open the links.
Here, enjoy a little more gay shit:
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mfw opening an ikarop link
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 10, 2014, 03:45:23 AM
Quote from: Gilfryd on May 10, 2014, 03:39:35 AM
I think Kitamura later confessed that he did Final Wars in hopes of getting directing gigs in Hollywood.
That's like Uwe Boll hoping to become an honorary Jew on the strength of Auschwitz.
Quote from: Cvalda on May 10, 2014, 03:47:49 AM
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 10, 2014, 03:45:23 AM
Quote from: Gilfryd on May 10, 2014, 03:39:35 AM
I think Kitamura later confessed that he did Final Wars in hopes of getting directing gigs in Hollywood.
That's like Uwe Boll hoping to become an honorary Jew on the strength of Auschwitz.
:laugh: :laugh:
A great excerpt:
Quote from: WinterActual on May 11, 2014, 09:47:48 AM
...You see me as bigot because I simply don't want to tell you something, which doesn't proves anything. Think of it like a hamburger...
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Quote from: MudButt on May 12, 2014, 05:35:56 AM
loosing shit is practically my middle name.
jk it's my username.
Quote from: Aspie on May 12, 2014, 01:56:12 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on May 12, 2014, 01:47:36 AM
Quote from: Aspie on May 12, 2014, 01:45:12 AM
aannnnnnnnnndddd I can't find my Gojira DVD :(
I would ask why you haven't got the Blu-ray and then I realized it was Aspie I was responding to :P
Pfffft, there's no way Gojira could possibly be enhanced. :P
Quote from: Cvalda on May 12, 2014, 01:57:40 AM
Criterion would beg to differ.
Quote from: Aspie on May 12, 2014, 01:59:12 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on May 12, 2014, 01:57:40 AM
Criterion would beg to differ.
Criterion be all like:
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Quote from: Laufey on May 12, 2014, 05:57:02 AM
Quote from: MudButt on May 12, 2014, 05:35:56 AM
loosing shit is practically my middle name.
jk it's my username.
you flatter me honey bunches :-*
Monsters are real, ghosts are real too. They live inside us. And sometimes they win
Stephen King
I wasn't aware that Stephen King was a member here. :D
Actually I am Stephen King
Stephen King under a mountain...
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on May 12, 2014, 04:55:50 PM
I wasn't aware that Stephen King was a member here. :D
now, now, don't be a smartass. ;)
Quote from: Blacklabel on May 12, 2014, 05:01:26 PM
Stephen King under a mountain...
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:D
Quote from: Omegazilla on May 12, 2014, 05:09:59 PM
Quote from: Blacklabel on May 12, 2014, 05:01:26 PM
Stephen King under a mountain...
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Quote worthy posts in the quotes thread.
QUOTECEPTION!
Quote from: Blacklabel on May 12, 2014, 09:08:18 PM
Quote worthy posts in the quotes thread.
QUOTECEPTION!
Quote from: Rong on May 15, 2014, 12:22:57 PM
The poster they gave me
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Spoiler
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Quote from: Cvalda on May 15, 2014, 01:11:34 PM
Quote from: Rong on May 15, 2014, 12:22:57 PM
The poster they gave me
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Spoiler
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Probably clawed it in half with those long bag lady strayan' finger nails of his ... incrusted with aboriginal soil made up of dead dingos in turn who were made up of formerly alive babies who died while being eaten in the night while Meryl slept. ;)
Quote from: Cvalda on May 15, 2014, 09:45:36 PM
Charlotte is sacred.
Only Godzilla, Gamera, and random black men who don't speak English may defile her.
Who is Charlotte?
Quote from: First Blood on May 15, 2014, 09:58:37 PM
Who is Charlotte?
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Charlotte is love.
Charlotte is life.
Quote from: Cvalda on May 15, 2014, 10:00:08 PM
Quote from: First Blood on May 15, 2014, 09:58:37 PM
Who is Charlotte?
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Charlotte is love.
Charlotte is life.
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Quote from: Cvalda on May 15, 2014, 10:00:08 PM
Quote from: First Blood on May 15, 2014, 09:58:37 PM
Who is Charlotte?
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Charlotte is love.
Charlotte is life.
Lord have mercy.
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on May 15, 2014, 09:40:49 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on May 15, 2014, 01:11:34 PM
Quote from: Rong on May 15, 2014, 12:22:57 PM
The poster they gave me
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Spoiler
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Probably clawed it in half with those long bag lady strayan' finger nails of his ... incrusted with aboriginal soil made up of dead dingos in turn who were made up of formerly alive babies who died while being eaten in the night while Meryl slept. ;)
you mad?
Spoiler
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Did they give you the poster in shreds or did the film make you mad?
Quote from: Erik Lehnsherr on May 15, 2014, 10:25:15 PM
Did they give you the poster in shreds or did the film make you mad?
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Hahaha.
I get it, they gave you it in shreds for some reason and then you glued it back together because you love it so much.
Lol, I love how annoyed some of you still are that Rong tore the poster. :laugh:
Now you should burn it and film it burning, Rong.
It would anger more fanboys than if you burned an American flag.
check the godzilla thread in about 9 hours dis gon be gewd (aspie knows whats up)
Slight Godzilla spoilers in this exchange, but nothing serious. Still gonna tag it, though:
Spoiler
:D :D :D
:laugh:
dammit hidden from me via spoilers :P
It's not a big spoiler Aspie. And it's actually about you. :P
Are you not going in the Godzilla thread?
Quote from: First Blood on May 19, 2014, 10:01:20 PM
They Live
Quote from: TJ Doc on May 19, 2014, 10:04:18 PM
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Quote from: Rong on May 20, 2014, 03:08:11 AM
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Spoiler
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Cvalda on May 22, 2014, 01:47:54 AM
Or I could just murder you and sell your organs on the black market.
At discount, of course -- ginger organs :-\
HAHAHAHAHAHA r.i.p. my gum.
Quote from: Aspie on May 22, 2014, 01:50:16 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on May 22, 2014, 01:47:54 AM
Or I could just murder you and sell your organs on the black market.
At discount, of course -- ginger organs :-\
HAHAHAHAHAHA r.i.p. my gum.
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Quote from: KirklandSignature on May 15, 2014, 03:11:32 PM
Quote from: DoomRulz on May 15, 2014, 02:27:17 PM
Quote from: KirklandSignature on May 15, 2014, 01:48:48 PM
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The point of this was what, exactly?
The point being that atheism is a gay thing.
quote of the day
Quote from: Aspie on May 23, 2014, 12:29:10 AM
Quote from: KirklandSignature on May 15, 2014, 03:11:32 PM
Quote from: DoomRulz on May 15, 2014, 02:27:17 PM
Quote from: KirklandSignature on May 15, 2014, 01:48:48 PM
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The point of this was what, exactly?
The point being that atheism is a gay thing.
quote of the day
That is a really low quality screenshot.
^ its a gay thing
Quote from: ShadowPred on May 23, 2014, 09:25:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=didzxUkrtS0#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=didzxUkrtS0#ws)
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EoAvPG
Lol, so much better when some of the pics were still moving sideways. Cry1
Oh God this thread! :D
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=50604.msg1731562#new (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=50604.msg1731562#new)
LOL, Aspie.
Omg.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on May 26, 2014, 07:16:07 PM
Oh God this thread! :D
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=50604.msg1731562#new (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=50604.msg1731562#new)
What happened?
Was that the Batman V Superman thread? :laugh:
Quote from: Cal427eb on May 26, 2014, 08:44:00 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on May 26, 2014, 07:16:07 PM
Oh God this thread! :D
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=50604.msg1731562#new (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=50604.msg1731562#new)
What happened?
Chronicle made a thread about
Batman v. Superman, and Aspie kept asking him questions about how Snyder was able to keep the movie a secret until now and whether or not Batman had been cast yet. :D
Quote from: Blacklabel on May 26, 2014, 08:47:34 PM
Was that the Batman V Superman thread? :laugh:
Yup :D
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on May 26, 2014, 08:48:30 PM
Quote from: Cal427eb on May 26, 2014, 08:44:00 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on May 26, 2014, 07:16:07 PM
Oh God this thread! :D
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=50604.msg1731562#new (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=50604.msg1731562#new)
What happened?
Chronicle made a thread about Batman v. Superman, and Aspie kept asking him questions about how Snyder was able to keep the movie a secret until now and whether or not Batman had been cast yet. :D
I wish I had seen that. :laugh:
Classic Aspie.
more like
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQOyo6F_f3s# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQOyo6F_f3s#)
"Kimahri"
So you spelled that wrong, too :laugh: ;D
Way back in 2003 at gamegossip. I just kept the misspelling because that's how everybody knows me.
Quote from: Kimarhi on May 28, 2014, 12:15:22 AM
more like
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQOyo6F_f3s# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQOyo6F_f3s#)
This takes me back. I barely started to actually play RPG's, and this was the second RPG that I owned, besides FF9. Kimahri nearly handed my ass to me. I was such a scrub that I almost lost that battle.
I take it easy on nubz
Kimahri, not Kimarhi.
Quote from: Laufey on May 28, 2014, 05:35:31 PM
Quote from: BANE on May 28, 2014, 05:34:13 PM
Quote from: Chronicle on May 28, 2014, 05:32:26 PM
Quote from: coolbreeze on May 28, 2014, 06:01:24 AM
Quote from: Chronicle on May 27, 2014, 11:12:09 PM
Lets all calm down guys. Looks like were all getting in a very heated debate/discussion. Lets focus on the topic of gay marriage and the freedom to marry either sex. Now debating is fine but yelling at each other and being trolls to one another is totally uncalled for especially when were talking about a very touchy subject for some people.
You must be new around here. :P :laugh:
I am fairly new to AvP Galaxy. But I have been a forum Moderator on other forums. Like Prometheus.com and Scified.com I know what trolling is and how to spot it and I don't tolerate people hating on each other. This ain't F'in 4chan. Follow the rules of the forums guys and be F'in respectful. It aint that hard. There's really NO need to troll. Its pretty simple, if someone is trolling you simply don't respond.
What are the signs of a troll though?
Colossal eyebrows.
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You heathens.
And I think he's off to his 3 month nudist colony camp starting today... GAH.
Quote from: Aspie on May 29, 2014, 04:22:28 PM
You heathens.
And I think he's off to his 3 month nudist colony camp starting today... GAH.
Maybe Laufey's hoping being around other men will help him grow into his big boy wiener.
I feel horrible for him. But I won't deny him his hope. Hope is the only weapon against the micropenis.
Quote from: Aspie on May 29, 2014, 04:22:28 PM
You heathens.
And I think he's off to his 3 month nudist colony camp starting today... GAH.
Nope, it's next Thursday. :P
Quote from: Vickers on May 30, 2014, 02:24:22 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on May 30, 2014, 01:32:41 AM
Applied nearly two hours ago to some place called Jersey Mike's Subs. Ended up being called in for an interview just a few minutes ago. I f**king hope I do a good enough impression when I go in tomorrow.
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"So, what are you passionate about? What drives you?"
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"What has been one of your greatest personal achievements in life?"
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"Any personal goals?"
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"In your cover letter you said that you're a hard worker and willing to learn-"
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"You don't seem very interested in this job. Your mind looks like it's somewhere else, too."
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"No. One final question... Do you like KFC?"
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"We'll get back to you."
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Quote from: Cvalda on May 31, 2014, 09:32:48 PM
Quote from: Aspie on May 31, 2014, 09:14:05 PM
bare*
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bear+in+mind (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bear+in+mind)
Nope :-*
Your attempts to correct my grammar are as terrible as your taste in film.
fuarrrrrrrrrrrrrrk
Quote from: KirklandSignature on Jun 09, 2014, 04:15:09 PM
Here's hoping we finally get a gay batman...
Kirkland trying to raise some of that old gay panic. :laugh:
But we did. Batman & Robin is a testament to that.
Quote from: BANE on Jun 10, 2014, 10:48:04 PM
Haha Cvalda would be a horrendous blockbuster employee.
"So that's a week long rental for... ::)...Grown Ups. Do you have a rewards card? *whispers*f**king simpleton"
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 18, 2014, 05:21:57 PM
Quote from: KirklandSignature on Jun 18, 2014, 01:22:13 PM
get's
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/square/000/008/517/1327521034704.jpg
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 18, 2014, 05:45:15 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Jun 18, 2014, 12:45:36 PM
We're you
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are u havin' a giggle m8
I think I discovered Aspie's favorite word.
Quote from: Aspie on Jun 19, 2014, 01:17:23 PM
are u havin' a giggle m8
Quote from: Aspie on Jun 17, 2014, 04:55:02 PM
yeah, but if Godzilla is any indication ATJ's acting is going to be head and shoulders above Evan Peters. Plus I didn't have a giggle fit upon first seeing his costume.
Quote from: Aspie on May 26, 2014, 07:17:36 PM
r u havin' a giggle m8
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Quote from: Aspie on Feb 17, 2014, 05:10:45 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST HAD THE MOST VIOLENT GIGGLE FIT OF MY LIFE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I am so hyped for all the wrong reasons.
Quote from: Aspie on May 14, 2013, 06:05:59 PM
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omg...I seriously have the giggles now.
http://media.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/33503/FitzSimmons_Agents%20of%20SHIELD.jpg
nvm, now I am just nauseous .
Quote from: Aspie on Mar 29, 2013, 10:25:56 PM
I seriously had a giggle fit when I watched it. Holy Hell this actually might be the first Marvel Studio Razzie nominee.
U hav enuf giggle fits m8? Might want to see a doctor about that.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA u lil shit
*giggles*
:laugh:
Quote from: Grey_Yautja on Jun 25, 2010, 06:15:13 AM
Here's some moar caught in the act:
Nepi..nepi [CZ], Xeno - likes to jump around and perform heavy attacks randomly;
wfim, Pred - watch out for this guy, performs heavy attacks from a really long range (some other players even accused him of using hacks);
Serg071274, Xeno - tail spammer, uses dirty tactics to get the job done and doesn't give a **** what other people think;
sasquatch9, Pred - just another Plasma noob that doesn't even know what 'spamming' means;
J.Konnor-SF, Pred - an arrogant a** that thinks its alright to spam nonstop just cuz hes rank 43, and enjoys pissing off the other players.
This was in a thread titled
Wall of Shame; Avp 2010 multiplayer discussion.
I found this hysterical because the member would double post a visage of names he found were unfit for the game due to their "noobiness." Everytime he would list them he would spread them out in this format, which made me feel as if he is arranging a team like in Expendables. The entry for Serg0 tipped me off my chair. There is a lot of worth while quotes in that thread as well as an underrated video...
Quote from: Magegg on Jun 21, 2014, 08:02:21 PM
Quote from: KirklandSignature on Jun 20, 2014, 04:19:14 PM
Trying to figure out why Batman and Superman would be enemies...or is more of a frenemy/rival type relationship?
It's more like a gay relationship.
For once, Magegg made me actually laugh.
Quote from: bloodinthemud on Jun 23, 2014, 07:22:06 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Jun 23, 2014, 07:13:38 AM
wasnt really much of a review though. Offered nothing really, pretty much "Yeah its TF Movie,you know what the deal is"
the f**k.
what a waste of time to read.
^ that review review told me exactly what I needed to know about the review and this review review review should be a good indicator to others of the review review's legitemacy.
Quote from: Rong on Jun 24, 2014, 02:27:13 AM
MFW TK
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Quote from: Cvalda on Jun 27, 2014, 03:50:48 AM
I'd like H.R. Giger to rise from the dead flying on the back of an ivory unicorn to collaborate with ALL OF THEM!!1!
Why isn't that a voting option?
tmjhur raises the tone of the debate...
Quote from: tmjhur on Jun 26, 2014, 11:09:00 PM
Do female Predators have dick mouths? Because.....ya know.....male Predators have pussy faces.
OMG maybe female Preds are Xenomorphs. Holy f**k!
An old gem:
Quote from: TJ Doc on Feb 08, 2013, 05:29:27 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Feb 08, 2013, 01:16:35 PM
I want some triumphant music to go with this.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ8T1ZWUGaI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ8T1ZWUGaI#)
Quote from: Omegazilla on Jun 27, 2014, 11:34:54 PM
An old gem:
Quote from: TJ Doc on Feb 08, 2013, 05:29:27 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Feb 08, 2013, 01:16:35 PM
I want some triumphant music to go with this.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ8T1ZWUGaI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ8T1ZWUGaI#)
WTF I don't remember the dog alien in alien 3 looking like that
It's a behind the scenes outtake.
Zlol, Aspie's legit f**king reaction.
Quote from: Eva on Jun 28, 2014, 10:23:12 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jun 28, 2014, 10:13:42 PM
Quote from: Eva on Jun 28, 2014, 09:59:41 PM
Grimesified! :D
http://i.imgur.com/zMSruOM.gif
Can't complain, but between the two of us -
Spoiler
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Quote from: ikarop on Jul 01, 2014, 09:54:23 PM
YAAAS.
mfw everyone but TDSA gets banned.
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Quote from: ikarop on Jul 01, 2014, 10:03:26 PM
Aspie is black after all... I knew it!
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Quote from: Rong on Jul 05, 2014, 12:19:42 PM
betta run betta take cova...
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Quote from: Vickers on Jul 08, 2014, 07:21:29 PM
we have no power at all since there is no god.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Russ on Jun 27, 2014, 10:51:00 AM
tmjhur raises the tone of the debate...
Quote from: tmjhur on Jun 26, 2014, 11:09:00 PM
Do female Predators have dick mouths? Because.....ya know.....male Predators have pussy faces.
OMG maybe female Preds are Xenomorphs. Holy f**k!
This made my day . :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Skulexander on Jul 17, 2014, 06:00:46 AM
If the predators see in true infrared, and their masks dampen that, does that mean their masks are sunglasses?
Quote from: SM on Jul 02, 2014, 09:42:21 PM
Quote from: OpenMaw on Jul 02, 2014, 09:04:08 PM
Quote from: SM on Mar 06, 2008, 01:29:15 AM
Can't comment on AvP:Poo so I'll take your word for it.
Waitaminute, have you not seen it yet, SM?
As of Mar 6, six years ago I hadn't.
Quote from: Cvalda on Jul 22, 2014, 05:00:11 AM
Aspie and Nightmare Asylum
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Quote from: Kimarhi on Jul 22, 2014, 05:26:36 AM
This is what happens when you don't pluck your eyebrows aspie.
THey take over the rest of your body.
Do they even realize it?
Quote from: Magegg on Jul 24, 2014, 04:20:01 PM
I love porn and the girls looks pretty, I guess I'd like this movie :)
Quote from: Kimarhi on Jul 24, 2014, 01:42:39 PM
Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Jul 24, 2014, 12:18:12 PM
I've never been into achievement hunting. I just find it becomes a choir and not fun.
Always annoying when achievements blast you with heavenly serenades.
Quote from: coolbreeze on Jul 24, 2014, 05:20:50 PM
Quote from: Kimarhi on Jul 24, 2014, 01:42:39 PM
Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Jul 24, 2014, 12:18:12 PM
I've never been into achievement hunting. I just find it becomes a choir and not fun.
Always annoying when achievements blast you with heavenly serenades.
:laugh:
I tried to get a fire to kindle my insult thread with Nightmare Asylum...
Me:
QuoteMake fun of me!
His Response:
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 26, 2014, 05:23:53 AM
Ur a spoon lawl
*Facepalm*
:laugh:
wtf theres another spoon
motherf**ker
Will the real Spoon please stand up?
Quote from: Spoonman101 on Jul 26, 2014, 10:03:59 AM
I tried to get a fire to kindle my insult thread with Nightmare Asylum...
Me:
QuoteMake fun of me!
His Response:
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 26, 2014, 05:23:53 AM
Ur a spoon lawl
*Facepalm*
:laugh:
spewn
this is seriously bullshit you guys
TheNotLoneSpoon
I'm having an identity crisis now
Well technically you're a spoon and the other is a spoonman. He's, like, a hybrid of man and spoon. A biomechanical terror.
Quote from: Omegazilla on Jul 27, 2014, 10:30:58 AM
Well technically you're a spoon and the other is a spoonman. He's, like, a hybrid of man and spoon. A biomechanical terror.
that is a blight before my spoony god
Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Jul 27, 2014, 10:54:40 AM
that is a blight before my spoony god
What is a spoonman to a spoongod
TheLoneSpoon is true spoon.
a war is coming
Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Jul 27, 2014, 11:22:18 AM
a war is coming
http://rs959.pbsrc.com/albums/ae77/project412/Mobile%20Uploads/816956_8fb8_625x1000-4_zpsed4b02c5.jpg~320x480 (http://rs959.pbsrc.com/albums/ae77/project412/Mobile%20Uploads/816956_8fb8_625x1000-4_zpsed4b02c5.jpg~320x480)
Quote from: TheLoneSpoon on Jul 27, 2014, 11:22:18 AM
a war is coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHKXh5VRalY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHKXh5VRalY#ws)
Quote from: Omegazilla on Jul 27, 2014, 10:30:58 AM
Well technically you're a spoon and the other is a spoonman. He's, like, a hybrid of man and spoon. A biomechanical terror.
Be afraid... be very afraid.
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/101/286104862_40fda7a4ac.jpg)
Precisement!
Quote from: Hubbs on Jul 27, 2014, 09:50:36 PM
Quote from: Local Trouble on Jul 27, 2014, 08:51:10 PM
See it before it gets taken down...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXf1Y5b7b-E#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXf1Y5b7b-E#ws)
I reckon that was specially made for the comic con hehe
The quintessential Hubbs comment.
hehe
Quote from: Cvalda on Aug 01, 2014, 03:47:07 AM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jul 31, 2014, 11:24:43 AM
After my workout last night, one of the trainers looked at me and said I've got a 300 thing going on.
Your abs are fake CGI?
Quote from: Aspie on Aug 03, 2014, 05:43:26 AM
Wikipedia tells me I share a birthday with a beached whale that eventually exploded during decomposition -_-
well*
Quote from: Cal427eb on Aug 04, 2014, 01:42:06 AM
wut
Quote from: Cal427eb on Aug 02, 2014, 01:08:52 AM
wut
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jul 31, 2014, 04:51:35 AM
wut.
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jul 29, 2014, 01:55:10 PM
wut
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jul 27, 2014, 12:48:05 AM
wut
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jul 26, 2014, 07:46:08 PM
wut
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jul 26, 2014, 03:03:33 AM
wut
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jul 24, 2014, 11:33:25 PM
wut
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jul 24, 2014, 10:21:19 PM
wut
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jul 24, 2014, 04:24:38 AM
wut
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jul 23, 2014, 11:51:24 PM
Wut
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jul 19, 2014, 02:34:25 AM
wut
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jul 18, 2014, 01:31:35 AM
Wut
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jul 17, 2014, 09:23:41 PM
wut
I think I've found Cal's favourite word.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
wut
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Quote from: Eva on Aug 05, 2014, 11:23:48 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Aug 05, 2014, 11:11:50 PM
If anyone wants to put a nicer border around these I'd appreciate it. :)
http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae77/project412/nebula_zps2f9208c7.png
http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae77/project412/nebula2_zpsd0e03539.png
Spoiler
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You're welcome, smart arse... :)
Quote from: BANE on Aug 07, 2014, 12:23:07 PM
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Aug 07, 2014, 05:02:52 AM
So I spend most of my time in my room for sleeping, so when I'm awake I'm not in there a lot. I just recently decided to go explore my cubby hole that I use for some storage and I just realized that I still have about 12 preserved fish and 15 preserved invertebrates from college... and I really don't want to keep it, but I'm also sure this isn't something I can just throw out simply like anything else, especially the preservative itself.
E-mail time.... tomorrow.
Dump out the fish and put your balls in them. You won't be needing them for a looooong while, virgin. :laugh:
:laugh:
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Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Aug 08, 2014, 11:48:20 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91nwQVcy7xL._SX522_.jpg
>.>
Wrong thread, NA.
This is not the thread you're looking for.
Quote from: KiramidHead on Aug 04, 2014, 04:43:51 PM
Quote from: Blacklabel on Aug 04, 2014, 04:32:27 PM
Quote from: KiramidHead on Aug 04, 2014, 04:21:50 PM
Scat is actually a musical term, I believe.
It is. It's also "something else". ;D
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bSk6yN_RU3Q/S8kjpAC5UPI/AAAAAAAAHAU/lR_P4bHhpiE/s1600/scatman+crothers.jpg
Quote from: Hubbs on Aug 21, 2014, 02:12:44 PMwhen you see a full CGI Alien it looks fine
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Quote from: Aspie on Aug 22, 2014, 11:38:34 PM
maybe RW will cameo in the next ghostbusters installment
Quote from: Cal427eb on Aug 26, 2014, 03:15:08 AM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Aug 26, 2014, 03:07:34 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BujkVDHIIAA26OA.png:large
I'm laughing harder than I should be
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/014/178/alien.jpg
This shit is KILLING me!
Quote from: BANE on Aug 26, 2014, 10:53:34 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Aug 26, 2014, 10:41:50 PM
Use your ass as a battering ram. Twerk them to pieces.
"ASS!! ASS!! ASS!! ASS!!
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"ASS!! ASS!! ASS!! ASS!!
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"ASS!! ASS!! ASS!! ASS!!
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YEEESSSS!!!!!
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Aug 28, 2014, 12:51:15 PM
Let me try my hand at TDSA type post in here.
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http://www.troll.me/images/chiaotzu/im-not-always-the-emperor-but-when-i-do-its-in-a-movie-and-it-doesnt-make-sense.jpg
Quote from: Cal427eb on Aug 28, 2014, 02:05:48 PM
Where did you find those? :laugh:
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Aug 28, 2014, 02:27:24 PM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Aug 28, 2014, 02:05:48 PM
Where did you find those? :laugh:
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De odda syde!
:laugh:
Quote from: First Blood on Aug 30, 2014, 12:47:01 AM
Nobody is Above the Law. The kid felt he was Hard to Kill so that made him Marked for Death. Now the police department is Under Siege.
If the cop does stand trial he may face a Maximum Conviction. Or the jury may feel sympathy for the cop and make him out to be a Glimmer Man. Either way he's On Deadly Ground.
Quote from: SM on Aug 30, 2014, 12:54:30 AM
Somebody needs to make an Executive Decision.
Quote from: Shasvre on Aug 30, 2014, 06:23:11 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Aug 30, 2014, 12:47:01 AM
Nobody is Above the Law. The kid felt he was Hard to Kill so that made him Marked for Death. Now the police department is Under Siege.
If the cop does stand trial he may face a Maximum Conviction. Or the jury may feel sympathy for the cop and make him out to be a Glimmer Man. Either way he's On Deadly Ground.
Quote from: SM on Aug 30, 2014, 12:54:30 AM
Somebody needs to make an Executive Decision.
:laugh:
Quote from: Omegazilla on Aug 31, 2014, 11:56:15 PM
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Quote from: Aspie on Aug 31, 2014, 04:10:33 PM
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He may shit on art.
But the entire World shits on Zilla '98
Quote from: Cvalda on Sep 01, 2014, 03:13:25 AM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Sep 01, 2014, 03:11:09 AM
More like a black hole in the bottom of a cave where no light reaches.
^accurate description of your apartment
Quote from: Kimarhi on Sep 01, 2014, 03:15:45 AM
And by apartment we mean your mom's guest room
Made me laugh a lot harder than I should have. :laugh:
Am monkee
Am smart
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 01, 2014, 04:11:28 PM
Quote from: Shasvre on Sep 01, 2014, 04:09:10 PM
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Sep 01, 2014, 04:04:20 PM
Well you said replace the word Chair with something else and I did.
I was going to guess the universe next.
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The face of a man who has truly found serenity.
Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand~
Spoiler
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Quote from: Eva on Sep 05, 2014, 11:20:54 PM
My 1st review of Cvalda's film collection. :)
http://vimeo.com/105397711 (http://vimeo.com/105397711)
Quote from: Shasvre on Sep 06, 2014, 04:01:11 PM
Quote from: Alienseseses on Sep 05, 2014, 10:54:02 PM
Oh, go back to watching Green Lantern.
Quote from: Aspie on Sep 05, 2014, 10:55:57 PM
it's green so u know it's good for u
Quote from: First Blood on Sep 06, 2014, 03:43:46 PM
Shut the f**k up.
This is exactly how I read that:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulBZnAd10Hc#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulBZnAd10Hc#ws)
I was thinking more along the line of this... :laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF5Dtf7u6tQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF5Dtf7u6tQ#)
I was thinking more...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UWxkrWRtwA#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UWxkrWRtwA#ws)
Quote from: Shasvre on Sep 06, 2014, 08:28:43 PM
I was thinking more along the line of this... :laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF5Dtf7u6tQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF5Dtf7u6tQ#)
So either way, FB's perfectly executed "STFU" was directed by Nicolas Winding Refn. :laugh:
You can take it any way you want I guess. :laugh:
eat ur god damned greens avpg
aspie most hated sloth on avpgalaxy
Quote from: Kimarhi on Sep 06, 2014, 09:59:36 PM
aspie most hated sloth on avpgalaxy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrUM8m2rnP0#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrUM8m2rnP0#ws)
Quote from: RazorSlash on Sep 04, 2014, 06:42:57 PM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Sep 04, 2014, 06:36:29 PM
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/9726fffd90076c9fe20311bc31837925/tumblr_nbb850UvtC1rrvq2do1_500h.jpg)
Full roster. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXfBOlSzvEc#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXfBOlSzvEc#ws)
Perhaps the greatest summary of both Rathalos and Razor ever compiled.
Quote from: Alien³ on Aug 28, 2014, 07:22:03 PM
Take a guess.
Quote from: Omegazilla on Aug 28, 2014, 08:22:45 PM
AvP?
Quote from: Alien³ on Aug 29, 2014, 09:07:13 AM
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Quote from: SiL on Sep 13, 2014, 06:20:25 AM
Quote from: Hubbs on Sep 13, 2014, 03:36:12 AM
A little fun something from my childhood TV days ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg92hFmIDuc# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg92hFmIDuc#)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc-U4Kwxfzs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc-U4Kwxfzs#)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlsd3p2ZZjw# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlsd3p2ZZjw#)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=420UecB2YZQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=420UecB2YZQ#)
Far less blackface than I anticipated.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCIBVOOgvlQ#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCIBVOOgvlQ#ws)
Quote from: BANE on Sep 16, 2014, 12:50:04 PM
Quote from: BANE on Sep 16, 2014, 03:18:35 AM
Quote from: Rong on Sep 16, 2014, 03:15:17 AM
Not judging, .... but if I seen someone wearing one of these in public if probably avoid them at all costs. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That's why I cut out nipple holes and just remove any doubt when I wear mine.
Haha me too!
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 18, 2014, 07:58:18 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Sep 18, 2014, 07:45:29 PM
the two are unrelated so I don't see the correlation
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DAMN, HOWEVER COULD HAVE I THOUGHT THERE WERE CONNECTIONS? :-\
FAN FICTION
Hannibal sucks
u take that back
Right now.
Quote from: Cvalda on Sep 19, 2014, 12:53:15 AM
The Shadepocalypse has begun.
Quote from: ikarop on Sep 19, 2014, 01:08:09 AM
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Quote from: Vickers on Sep 21, 2014, 06:45:58 AM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Sep 21, 2014, 06:41:02 AM
Quote from: Vickers on Sep 21, 2014, 06:32:12 AM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Sep 21, 2014, 02:51:48 AM
Quote from: Kimarhi on Sep 20, 2014, 11:04:38 PM
Cal is just jealous of my bi-racial hotness.
But you can't beat my underage appeal to the homos.
Eh...
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3359086/buffalo-bill-o.gif
Final reveal:
Spoiler
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I'm glad you saw my tribute to your wonderful gif.
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Spoiler
I love you, Trinity.
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Trinity??!!
You're welcome, Adore. :-*
>:(
I guess it's indeed the...
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:laugh:
Perfect.
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Quote from: Shasvre on Sep 21, 2014, 07:41:56 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Sep 21, 2014, 07:26:43 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 21, 2014, 02:21:03 AM
Destiny, Destiny, and more Destiny. I'm at the point where I'm basically hopelessly addicted. I think the further you level, the funner it gets, and you actually stand a chance in the Crucible with the weapons of gods. Shit's amazing. I'll probably be finishing the story tonight if it ends where I think it does.
So that's where you've been. :D
Spoiler
wet shit
It caught me off guard. :D
You had it coming. ;D
He had wet shit while cumming ???
No. :D
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 21, 2014, 08:20:00 PM
He had wet shit while cumming ???
Ok seriously what the f**k?! Just...*shudder*.
Quote from: Shasvre on Sep 21, 2014, 08:28:46 PM
At leas we have assholes, you stupid tail boy.
Quote from: predxeno on Sep 21, 2014, 09:43:32 PM
You know, I once knew a person who couldn't fit into the community he lived in and thus went to the online world for the support he couldn't find in his real world. Online, he found people who not only shared his interests but also had a maturity and sophistication to them that seemed to elude the community he lived in; they didn't care about petty things such as gossip, small talk, or teasing, but preferred to talk about the big picture. Regardless of what disagreements they may have had, the online community always handled things with professionalism, it was perhaps this that drew him into their world and their community. It's a sad day, indeed, when that person realizes just how many similarities his two worlds share and just how commonplace his once treasured world was.
My point exactly, you know Cvalda, I once considered you a friend.
Which Lifetime movie is that?
Quote from: predxeno on Sep 21, 2014, 09:51:50 PM
My point exactly, you know Cvalda, I once considered you a friend.
..have we met?
Not taking ikarop's advice I see.
Shouldn't you be taking a wet shit somewhere?
would go unnoticed in the MCU thread
Wasn't Cvalda banned at one point? What happened?
Nope :(
lololol link to the predxeno shading plz
Quote from: Cvalda on Sep 21, 2014, 09:56:04 PM
Shouldn't you be taking a wet shit somewhere?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuqvUGHO9JQ#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuqvUGHO9JQ#ws)
Quote from: predxeno on Sep 21, 2014, 09:58:07 PM
Wasn't Cvalda banned at one point? What happened?
Just people trying to get her banned for silly reasons.
Quote from: Aspie on Sep 21, 2014, 09:58:49 PM
lololol link to the predxeno shading plz
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=49493.msg1988097#msg1988097 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=49493.msg1988097#msg1988097)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Quote from: Cvalda on Sep 21, 2014, 08:19:58 PM
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Quote from: predxeno on Sep 21, 2014, 06:40:56 AM
Yeah, lol, it's mentioned that there were rumors that the reason Wey-Yu was so technologically advanced was because it got its tech through alien technology. Assuming Fox nixes all the Aliens comics and novels that introduces new species of aliens intelligent enough to produce technology then the only alien species that we have met to produce such tech are the Predators and the Engineers; there's the obvious reference to Pred tech in AVPR and how it influenced future human space travel, but there's no evidence at all of human acquisition of Engineer technology especially since their tech is bio-organic.
Quote from: predxeno on Sep 21, 2014, 04:45:25 PM
I've been wondering about that as well. Do the Arcturians even have tech to begin with? I don't know if Moore deliberately knew that he was referencing AVPR but I think it's pretty clear that he took inspiration from it since it's the only film to suggest that humans took advantage of alien technology and since this is a VERY small detail in the book, it isn't inconceivable that Fox may have overlooked it when editing the story.
Quote from: predxeno on Sep 21, 2014, 06:37:31 PM
The thing is, if he wasn't referring to the Predators then who was he referring to in that quote? Exactly how many different technologically advanced alien species do fans think exist in the Alien universe? ??? I wasn't aware that the AVP franchise had turned into the Star Wars/Star Trek universe.
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Quote from: predxeno on Sep 21, 2014, 07:47:27 PM
Tbh, the idea of multiple technologically advanced aliens is possibly a worse idea than the AVP movies combined; the EU stories I really detested were the ones where they showed up because they took attention away from the actual stars of the story, the Aliens. You have a point saying that the Arcturians were the "first" intelligent alien life encountered but I don't think there are dozens of these alien species out there, otherwise the find in the Sea of Sorrows novel would have been of significantly lesser importance in comparison.
Quote from: predxeno on Sep 21, 2014, 08:06:26 PM
I never said I liked the first AVP film but I DO like AVPR, however I will admit that upon some reflection AVPR was less set up as a genuine Alien/Predator film and more as a teen slasher flick with mindless gore, dumb teenagers, and sex/rape scenes. AVPR was the first ever teen slasher I saw so that could have influenced my enjoyment of the story (that and I was already used to reading EU stories that followed a similar genre trend). I still vouch for AVPR as one of my all-time favorite films but I also understand that if it wasn't the first teen slasher I ever saw then there is a chance I may not have liked it as much as I did when first seeing it.
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It was pretty masterfully done I will admit.
Quote from: BANE on Sep 22, 2014, 10:41:40 PM
Quote from: ikarop on Sep 22, 2014, 09:45:47 PM
And everyone knows how healthy it is.
Spoiler
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Nah, I'll pass, thanks. Not after what happened to the last guy who was with you.
Spoiler
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Quote from: Shasvre on Sep 25, 2014, 11:08:09 AM
Quote from: Eva on Sep 25, 2014, 11:06:02 AM
Quote from: Shasvre on Sep 25, 2014, 11:01:08 AM
Quote from: Eva on Sep 25, 2014, 10:56:00 AM
Watching that group of astronauts/explorers traversing a barren landscape in one of these stills, instantly transports me back to the original The Planet Of The Apes. 8)
Ah, yes, the Burton film. :)
Richard Burton wasn't in the original Apes film, dummy. :)
Spoiler
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I was obviously talking about Jeff Burton. ::)
:D :D
Quote from: Shasvre on Sep 27, 2014, 12:02:51 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Sep 27, 2014, 12:00:42 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Sep 26, 2014, 11:50:37 PM
moar like
first blood fw finishing en episode of AoS
Guy - Me
Girl - AoS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2LUssy5lwA#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2LUssy5lwA#ws)
http://i.imgur.com/LSJ2rpW.gif
Quote from: BANE on Oct 03, 2014, 01:33:08 AM
Quote from: tavianini19 on Oct 03, 2014, 01:26:37 AM
Quote from: Kimarhi on Oct 03, 2014, 01:25:06 AM
tavi you are very close to being dead to me
:-[ What if I'm a zombie?
Sometimes I'm not ready for it, sometimes I don't see it coming at all, sometimes it just hits me like a train full of anvils and bricks...
Spoiler
but god damn the lameness of that answer hit me hard.
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You butt!
HA!
Quote from: BANE on Oct 05, 2014, 12:06:59 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 04, 2014, 10:31:53 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Oct 04, 2014, 08:31:39 PM
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"Plebasaurus Rex."
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"Are those... Aspieating... uh, Aspiesauruses?"
Quote from: Omegazilla on Oct 04, 2014, 10:42:05 PM
"They... they're trolling this way."
"We can make it if we run"(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.tumblr.com%2F1c04beae8f1da4cb3fdbf0556abc9f9f%2Fkqsomoi%2F2nDmu9hv4%2Ftumblr_static_ellie.jpg&hash=1ceeef5e7808c6806e8ca90b85c9b1853422b9ed)
"No, we can't"(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sden.org%2FIMG%2Fjpg%2F1-bob-peck-jurassic-park.jpg&hash=07e0f1ee2144bdb6ee1b68b5fd9a252462ec326d)
"Why not?"(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.tumblr.com%2F1c04beae8f1da4cb3fdbf0556abc9f9f%2Fkqsomoi%2F2nDmu9hv4%2Ftumblr_static_ellie.jpg&hash=1ceeef5e7808c6806e8ca90b85c9b1853422b9ed)
"Because we're being trolled"(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sden.org%2FIMG%2Fjpg%2F1-bob-peck-jurassic-park.jpg&hash=07e0f1ee2144bdb6ee1b68b5fd9a252462ec326d)
"Oh God"(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.filmschoolrejects.com%2Fimages%2Fdern-jurassic.jpg&hash=7dbea5db78398be1d9fc73caa260fe6a195df37a)
"In the Godzilla and Sandler movie threads straight ahead. It's all right. RUN!"(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-nfWpGWU7dAQ%2FTVPczhKT9EI%2FAAAAAAAAAC8%2Fk9jpZGBsc5E%2Fs1600%2Fjp_417.jpg&hash=554b8e4be48b1c92beb8840d7bacbedaf1e8ad79)
Spoiler
"Don't reply! It can't troll us if you don't reply!"
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there is no escape
Aspie doesn't want to hunt. He wants to be fed.
Quote from: Eva on Oct 05, 2014, 12:55:44 PM
Quote from: Shasvre on Oct 04, 2014, 11:40:16 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Oct 04, 2014, 11:39:27 PM
So I keep getting Shas and Eva confused. :D
Even though Eva betrayed her own kind and switched to a non-ginger set.
I have high hopes that in time, you will eventually realize the raw attraction of the greatest, sexiest guitarist that ever lived in his prime. One of these days, you might leave that comfortably numb shell where you have been marooned, the obsolete us and them mentality of beholding the Universe, eclipse the primitive urges and young lust you encompass for beholding the opposite sex in the flesh and join us in the great gig in the sky, before brain damage becomes irreversible.
Wish you were here, Shas. :)
Quote from: Gates on Aug 16, 2007, 01:43:20 AM
Quote from: SublimeDBC on Aug 14, 2007, 09:39:36 PM
i wrote this story because i plan on becoming a director and im actually turning it into a script (possibly for an avp movie in the future) my uncle is james cameron the creator of the second alien movie and im gonna show him this script hes already read the rough draft..
this is just the rough draft thanks for the comments :)
Someone tell me this is a joke...
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL
Quote from: First Blood on Oct 10, 2014, 02:49:15 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Oct 10, 2014, 02:43:53 AM
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I forgive you Aspie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmgxmarf1HY#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmgxmarf1HY#ws)
Quote from: Omegazilla on Oct 12, 2014, 07:06:58 PM
Watching Lifeforce is like listening to the rambling delirious claims of a hopelessly insane man tied to a chair, all whilst an incredibly hot naked woman just walks around you -- staring lustfully at you whilst you're charmed by her feminine shapes.
And it's an awkward situation, because you're trying to make sense of what the flying f**k the madman's claims mean, and at the same time you're convulsing violently with a massive boner of utterly cosmic proportions because damn Mathilda May is hot. So there's blood going in both poles of your body, and -- I guess -- that's good for your health (?). I don't know. My life has not been the same since I watched that thing.
He's right, you know.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Oct 13, 2014, 02:49:14 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on Oct 13, 2014, 02:46:42 AM
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http://i.gyazo.com/1b7799f3ceb3a42f8a31d421f25bb54d.png
Quote from: Cal427eb on Oct 13, 2014, 03:03:11 AM
I hate her eyebrows.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Oct 13, 2014, 03:04:19 AM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Oct 13, 2014, 03:03:11 AM
I hate her eyebrows.
The f**k you say?
(https://8chan.co/feels/src/1412629881184.jpg)
:D
Quote from: Rong on Oct 14, 2014, 03:16:58 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on Oct 14, 2014, 03:12:15 AM
To be stupid and glib, the main appeal to me of ever going to college would be the "experience" of going with my peers out of high school, cute college guys, all that crap. I'm an old bat now at 25, so that window is long since closed.
lol TFW 25 is old
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Quote from: Rong on Oct 14, 2014, 01:55:17 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Oct 14, 2014, 01:15:34 AM
instapleb
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cheeky scrum lords
Quote from: Cvalda on Oct 15, 2014, 11:52:50 AM
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oh aspie
Quote from: Aspie on Oct 15, 2014, 12:06:27 PM
oh cvaldums :-*
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_colleges_and_universities_in_New_York (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_colleges_and_universities_in_New_York)
Quote from: BANE on Oct 19, 2014, 01:51:26 AM
nope, invalid, u guys have no chicken cannon
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Quote from: Kimarhi on Oct 19, 2014, 01:52:45 AM
yes
its called fat diabetics rectum after eating KFC
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Oct 20, 2014, 04:29:15 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Oct 20, 2014, 04:25:44 AM
God I hope I end up loving what I do... Y'all sound miserable. :P
If AspieSloth studies in school...
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Spoiler
...AspieSloth will be a happy working sloth...
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache1.asset-cache.net%2Fxc%2F159177390.jpg%3Fv%3D2%26amp%3Bc%3DIWSAsset%26amp%3Bk%3D2%26amp%3Bd%3DMUfOfvB3bvFABAZ_kowcoB94QcjVp7fhCCZnjszaMvs1&hash=96e96e1ad31400a17a271d579d5d2ac28e95ff1f)
Spoiler
...but if he gives up, AspieSloth will be a miserable stripper sloth, and nobody wants that!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F5nfaqbe.jpg&hash=ac859a3de50ecdc75fc5ebed50270abaaca872d8)
Spoiler
Stay in school Aspie! :)
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Oct 21, 2014, 10:12:27 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Oct 21, 2014, 03:05:28 PM
Spoiler
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Quote from: Kimarhi on Oct 22, 2014, 01:22:17 AM
I was a young kid once and I asked my mom, "what would you do if I just ran up and slapped you as hard as I could,"
she looked at me point blank and said, "Shoot you in the face." Cold. Terminator style.
and I was like daaaammmmnnnn.
Quote from: Kimarhi on Oct 22, 2014, 01:58:54 AM
thinking about doing something is not a crime cal
Tavi Cal said he wants proof of life about your mom.
Quote from: Huol on Oct 22, 2014, 02:01:13 AM
"shitshitshitshit"
From the
Dear White People thread:
Quote from: Hubbs on Oct 22, 2014, 03:44:34 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Oct 22, 2014, 11:53:02 AM
The title is brilliant. Perfect for making closet racists fly into an insecure rage.
LOL! wut? would you say the same if the film was indeed called 'Dear Black People'? Or is this just a one way street...what a silly question...of it is ::)
What a stooge.
is kant for real?
Quote from: Cvalda on Oct 22, 2014, 09:23:51 PM
From the Dear White People thread:
Quote from: Hubbs on Oct 22, 2014, 03:44:34 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Oct 22, 2014, 11:53:02 AM
The title is brilliant. Perfect for making closet racists fly into an insecure rage.
LOL! wut? would you say the same if the film was indeed called 'Dear Black People'? Or is this just a one way street...what a silly question...of it is ::)
Quote from: ShadowPred on Oct 22, 2014, 09:33:41 PM
MFW:
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I am f**king snorting in laughter right now
Zlol
:laugh:
Quote from: Cvalda on Oct 24, 2014, 01:40:32 AM
Quote from: Vickers on Oct 24, 2014, 01:32:30 AM
Cvalda's fw she sees that I've actually just been looking at porn the whole night:
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What's on the screen:
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mfw:
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Quote from: Kimarhi on Oct 24, 2014, 04:52:25 AM
Quote from: Hubbs on Oct 24, 2014, 04:46:36 AM
I think for me (not that anyone cares), its the fact that the bad guy is a robot (am I right?). I'm kinda sick of robots drones cyborgs blah blah blah because they are used all the time. Why? because Hollywood can kill them willy nilly with mega violence and still get a PG-13 ::)
Hubbs
hates black people
But for the advancement of robot rights.
you are a riddle sir
Quote from: Rong on Oct 24, 2014, 05:41:53 AM
Quote from: Hubbs on Oct 24, 2014, 05:24:31 AM
Quote from: Kimarhi on Oct 24, 2014, 05:23:11 AM
Hubbs you can rest secure in your knowledge that your chief rival will soon die.
RIP Cvalda.
Didn't Cvalda wanna have sex with me...or was that Sweeper? meh oh well.
lol sweepa a retrospective 1/10 wouldn't bang again.
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An excerpt from 30 Days of Aspie: The rise and downfall of AvPGQuote"I remember like it was yesterday. Cal had informed me that he had done the impossible. I sat there, shaken, it was just a soul shattering moment to be honest. I couldn't believe what happened the next day, although I should have known. Aspie's set garnered critical appraise by all board members. I remember thinking to myself, "this is how art dies..." as Vicks retired from making sets since Aspie's was pure genius, and then...well, and then it call came crashing down." - ShadowPred 2045, At the Ameri-Canadian border of Texas.
Quote from: Eva on Oct 24, 2012, 10:00:22 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Oct 24, 2012, 09:36:28 PM
I expect a full Skyfall report on my desk no later than Monday. ;)
Agents 00E and 00L reporting in, sir :)
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Ah yes, a classic Eva post. :D
Quote from: First Blood on Oct 25, 2014, 07:59:09 PM
Ah yes, a classic Eva post. :D
I figured it could be fun to go back and see what was going on October 25th last year, and the year before that, and the year before that... :D
Quote from: Cvalda on Oct 25, 2014, 03:02:20 PM
If I wanted a hot teenager, I'd just cruise around the school with an X-Box in the backseat. No teaching degree required.
Quote from: SM on Oct 25, 2014, 09:10:53 PM
US seems to have stepped up public shootings to show they're still number 1 after that thing in Canada.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 25, 2014, 11:04:39 PM
Quote from: KiramidHead on Oct 25, 2014, 10:49:51 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Oct 25, 2014, 10:46:17 PM
Quote from: KiramidHead on Oct 25, 2014, 10:17:04 PM
Nah, they had an early version of the serum last week, but no Bane. Sounds like FB is doing the "treat every rumor like it's verified fact" thing that people just love to do with BvS.
f**k you
You're gonna have to wait in line.
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Quote from: Kimarhi on Oct 30, 2014, 12:31:49 AM
yeah but a lot of work up here seems contracted. I don't like that shit. Negative rehire status for not making contract?
FedEx and UPS were that way. If I work when I'm supposed to work and give you the proper I'm getting the f**k out of here deuces bitch 2 week notice then none of that should matter.
I was like, I'll work every day on up to Christmas Eve (which is literally two days before both the UPS and FEDEX temp shifts ends) and then I'm leaving.
And they were like, can't do that, we want you here those two extra days sign this contract.
And I was like, I'm a mustang baby. You have to let me be free.
and they were like no
so I shit on their desk and galloped away
Quote from: Shasvre on Oct 31, 2014, 10:50:33 PM
Quote from: Eva on Oct 31, 2014, 10:43:13 PM
Quote from: Shasvre on Oct 31, 2014, 10:34:17 PM
Quote from: Eva on Oct 31, 2014, 10:31:47 PM
Becau - ... oh, the clown have logged off... Oh well, then... :D
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So you'll be dressing up as Hermione Granger? That's cool. :)
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Quote from: Cvalda on Oct 30, 2014, 02:50:34 AM
Quote from: Magegg on Oct 30, 2014, 02:40:47 AM
I didn't like Terminator 1 x__x
I lol'd.
And you dont like the Terminator 1 soundtrack because it's "too 80's". lol. :p
Quote from: Blacklabel on Nov 01, 2014, 01:04:37 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Oct 30, 2014, 02:50:34 AM
Quote from: Magegg on Oct 30, 2014, 02:40:47 AM
I didn't like Terminator 1 x__x
I lol'd.
And you dont like the Terminator 1 soundtrack because it's "too 80's". lol. :p
Cvalda y? You got me burnin is one of the best songs lol
Quote from: Blacklabel on Nov 01, 2014, 01:04:37 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Oct 30, 2014, 02:50:34 AM
Quote from: Magegg on Oct 30, 2014, 02:40:47 AM
I didn't like Terminator 1 x__x
I lol'd.
And you dont like the Terminator 1 soundtrack because it's "too 80's". lol. :p
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
God I love that soundtrack.
Quote from: Eva on Oct 31, 2014, 11:11:12 PM
Who cares about all that shit in a Predator film? Female predators... tits or no tits... colonial marines...?
Is it really so hard to hire Arnold to reprise his iconic role as Dutch, center the plot around him becoming involved somehow in yet another confrontation with one of these critters, 2-3 decades after the original film took place?
If we absolutely have to make a new film in this franchise, please go back to the roots and what worked.
Quote from: worldpeace on Oct 31, 2014, 08:56:33 PM
anyone ever think that maybe Anytime WAS a FEMALE ? i mean the way anytime shakes it's dreads after it's head emerges from out of the water.. that is a chick thing not a GUY thing.. the thomas brothers wrote that scene while sitting on a beach writing the script, and a woman walked out of the sea and shook her head from side to side to remove excess H2O from her hair. Anytime may have very well been a female. You don't know.
:D
Click his link under his profile.
Quote from: First Blood on Nov 01, 2014, 05:08:53 PM
Click his link under his profile.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Quote from: Cvalda on Nov 01, 2014, 05:03:59 PM
Quote from: worldpeace on Oct 31, 2014, 08:56:33 PM
anyone ever think that maybe Anytime WAS a FEMALE ? i mean the way anytime shakes it's dreads after it's head emerges from out of the water.. that is a chick thing not a GUY thing.. the thomas brothers wrote that scene while sitting on a beach writing the script, and a woman walked out of the sea and shook her head from side to side to remove excess H2O from her hair. Anytime may have very well been a female. You don't know.
::)
Quote from: Shasvre on Nov 01, 2014, 10:32:33 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Nov 01, 2014, 10:29:55 PM
I hope Loki gets f**ked in the ass with the Infinity Dildo.
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...and beyond!
Quote from: Shasvre on Nov 13, 2014, 09:49:44 PM
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Quote from: KirklandSignature on Nov 18, 2014, 09:57:24 PM
Quote from: Wrecktangle on Nov 18, 2014, 08:47:28 PM
I enjoy CinemaSins, but I understand why some people wouldn't.
Quote from: Magegg on Nov 18, 2014, 08:28:09 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Nov 18, 2014, 08:08:19 PM
Is it possible for that guy who reviews those movies to enjoy anything at all? I mean for f**k sake.
That's because he reviews the movie with a thick dildo stuck in his butt, he needs that YouTube partner cash to buy a thicker dildo for his next review, and so on and so on and so on.
Your obsession with "thick dildos" is disturbing. Is there something we should know?
Magegg and I might be in a dildo smuggling o-ring...pun intended.
Quote from: predalien100 on Dec 03, 2014, 03:28:13 PM
that is good because sex makes you very dum and is just nasty.
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=51887.0 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=51887.0)
Dum di dum dum dum.
To be fair, far more innocent than I was at his age.
HAHAHAHAHA
sex makes you dum and is nasty :D
This man speaks the truth.
Quote from: Omegazilla on Dec 04, 2014, 10:00:17 PM
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:D :D :D :D
*flashbacks to GoT* Is it January yet? :P
Quote from: Isaac Clarke on Dec 05, 2014, 04:40:47 PM
I am not gay and I am glad that i am not so I do not like guys.
This guy has just been making my day.
Quote from: super scarface on Dec 05, 2014, 05:08:44 PM
Hacking a game is not good so tell me if you hacked before or you do not like hackers.
Where are these people coming from, they're amazing. :laugh:
Quote from: MudButt on Dec 08, 2014, 08:06:26 PM
Quote from: super scarface on Dec 05, 2014, 05:08:44 PM
Hacking a game is not good so tell me if you hacked before or you do not like hackers.
Where are these people coming from, they're amazing. :laugh:
Same guy who thinks sex is nasty and makes you dumb.
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Dec 08, 2014, 08:17:57 PM
Quote from: MudButt on Dec 08, 2014, 08:06:26 PM
Quote from: super scarface on Dec 05, 2014, 05:08:44 PM
Hacking a game is not good so tell me if you hacked before or you do not like hackers.
Where are these people coming from, they're amazing. :laugh:
Same guy who thinks sex is nasty and makes you dumb.
Hahaha, this is the new AvPGod.
He's changing names with a ominously fast rate.
Within a week he has had about 4 different names from my count.
He's a man with many faces.
Quote from: MudButt on Dec 08, 2014, 09:21:06 PM
He's a man with many faces.
Does he owe a girl three deaths?
Quote from: MudButt on Dec 08, 2014, 09:21:06 PM
He's a man with many faces.
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He's being watched. Fear not.
He's definitely HYDRA.
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I got one to say you have 20 seconds to comply from omgeazilla.
That was the most entertaining shit in ages, following his posts, now he's gone.
RIP, young buddy.
Quote from: First Blood on Jan 06, 2015, 02:27:02 AM
Quote from: Sozin on Jan 05, 2015, 09:30:19 PM
The two pictures from Tricia Helfer's Playboy shoot that I actually dare post here. :D
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Quote from: KiramidHead on Jan 11, 2015, 12:45:13 AM
And the orcs had wormsign the likes of which Illuvatar himself has never seen. ;D
God damn it, never saw that one coming. :laugh:
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Quote from: Watchful Guardian on Feb 04, 2015, 12:47:46 PM
After learning the T-Rex in the film is the same T-Rex from the first movie, I wish I could change my vote to "extremely" excited.
Yea, no shit. Why can't we open up that poll for a re-vote? I'd like to change my not bothered vote to rock-hard-boner.
And the JP thread provides another :D
Quote from: Dachande on Feb 06, 2015, 01:49:31 AM
Quote from: Crazy Shrimp on Feb 06, 2015, 12:59:28 AM
Megalodon is the best dinosaur of this movie
1. Megalodon isn't even a dinosaur.
2. Nor is it in this movie.
Quote from: predxeno on Feb 05, 2015, 03:34:51 AM
As a person who has studied the craft of writing,
Quote from: LazyXeno2002 on Feb 06, 2015, 04:30:44 PM
My live sucks I hate it so much the only good thing in my life is my Games and my Dogs.
Quote from: LazyXeno2002 on Feb 06, 2015, 04:36:52 PM
I do not like any women at all.
That's one hardcore guy.
Quote from: MudButt on Feb 06, 2015, 05:17:42 PM
Quote from: LazyXeno2002 on Feb 06, 2015, 04:30:44 PM
My live sucks I hate it so much the only good thing in my life is my Games and my Dogs.
Quote from: LazyXeno2002 on Feb 06, 2015, 04:36:52 PM
I do not like any women at all.
Guess that's what the dogs are for...
Quote from: Omegazilla on Mar 06, 2015, 09:01:39 PM
Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Mar 06, 2015, 08:53:18 PM
Not really. Not at all.
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Quote from: Mr. Clemens on Apr 08, 2015, 11:00:53 PM
Quote from: NetworkATTH on Apr 08, 2015, 05:05:40 PM
What's interesting is that, while this is something new for a Western audience, other franchises outside of the US, more specifically the Godzilla Franchise, have done these things before, numerous times.
And it would be fantastic if the Alien films could enjoy the same stature, respect, and critical acclaim that the Godzilla movies do.
Quote from: Omegazilla on Apr 09, 2015, 05:21:22 AM
Quote from: Mr. Clemens on Apr 08, 2015, 11:00:53 PM
Quote from: NetworkATTH on Apr 08, 2015, 05:05:40 PM
What's interesting is that, while this is something new for a Western audience, other franchises outside of the US, more specifically the Godzilla Franchise, have done these things before, numerous times.
And it would be fantastic if the Alien films could enjoy the same stature, respect, and critical acclaim that the Godzilla movies do.
Godzilla fan...
Lol :D
Pvt. T. Hendrix
QuoteGlad to see you enjoyed it.
- Whoah. A person being decent about the fact that others have opposing opinions. Thanks ;)
Quoteand the ally AI is just the worst. They're Battlefield: Hardline bad, but with less polish. I really can't see how anyone can think any of the AI in A:CM is passable pre Bug Hunt. Even then, the AI isn't particularly good.
- Friendly AI are always that quality. I mean I'm sure you could name a couple of games where the friendly AI is awesome but in general it is the quality f 'Aliens: Colonial Marines'. They go to objectives with you, they shoot things. That's all that's really needed. I've not seen them be glitchy at all or in the way.
QuoteThere have been plenty of times when a alien as killed someone without being silent or stealthy. The alien can kill you with a stealth attack in Isolation, but it wouldn't been a fun game if the alien just hid in the vents majority of the time. Hearing the alien hunt for you only adds to the trill of you hiding from it and only compliments the superb work put into the sound engine.
- In the films they do not charge and stomp. They are fairly silent even when they're in view. I'm not saying the alien should hide itself constantly. But the stomping is contradictory.
Yeah, I can see that the stomping adds a sense of impending doom, so from the game's perspective, sure it works. But it is nevertheless contradictory.
QuoteThe point of Isolation was to make a game that matches the tone, feeling, and atmosphere of Alien. Not once did the development team ever say they were trying to recreate the film as a game. The game is based on the film, but that doesn't mean it will be an exact copy of the film.
As for the guns, they are not in the game to combat the alien. They are they for the player to fight against humans and androids, both who can be killed by guns. Making the guns useful to combat the alien would only ruin the flow of the game. The player is not meant to kill a alien, they're meant to hide from it, distract it, or scare it way.
- Okay, rather promises for the game, than the point. Promises of the game were no guns and one alien.
I didn't say that they said they were trying to create a game of the film. I said like it, as in based on it, as you said.
I know what the guns are for. My complaint isn't that the guns are useless. It is that guns kill aliens (by canon), and in this game that does not happen. Apparantely they are bullet proof now.
Obviously having the guns kill the alien would ruin the flow. That would remove the alien threat of the first 14 missions and lower the threat level later. And in that case, guns should not be in the game. You can't put something in, change the rules of it and then say "oh well if it was done properly it would ruin the game". Well don't nclude the thing then.
A not so great comparison, but I can't think of anything better is if they killed Amanda, that would have also been bad. It might very well have been done awesomely in the game, and worked well for the game, but it contradicts the films, therefore it shouldn't be done.
QuoteHaving the hive and multiple aliens in the game was a brilliant decision. It was a twist you don't exactly see coming but is hinted out before you make your way down to engineering. Besides, the player never encounters more than two aliens at once any given time in the game. So really, how does this make the game over-the-top exactly?
I know quite a bit of people had a problem with how many androids the player has to fight for the small portion of the game, but I didn't have a problem with it. In either case of there being multiple androids and aliens, I fail to understand how exactly that makes the game silly. It makes the game more challenging and thrilling.
- No. A good twist would have been that there was a second Alien that appears later, or just one slowly coming out of a vent behind you when you're on a computer, or something like that. Having lots is just a "Oh here we go again" situation. I honestly can't see how you can describe that as a brilliant decision. That moment where you're up in a computer room overlooking the big room with the many androids (near the end of 'The Descent') and all of the aliens are coming up into the bigger room - it's just so cliche and not what that game was supposed to be about.
I just thought it was a cop-out, cliche and cheap decision as opposed to thinking, wow more aliens; what a twist.
The player encounters 2 sometimes, I think 3 at one point, but moments like the one I mentioned above, and later when you're in space and a number of them come for you just makes it so over-the-top; at least that's how I felt.
And really, whether you're meeting one, two, or several at a time, you know there are loads more so it feels less threatening. Less is more.
I don't mind many androids as such because that's a fact of the world - it's a big ship. It has lots of androids. And with the androids having more is simply more challenging as opposed to over-the-top. The one bit I thought was excessive was in 'The Descent' and you have to access the various computers because that was not only very difficult, but stupidly cliche. In real life (obviously it's ficticious blah blah), it would more likely be a case of all of the computers in any order. Not sending you to opposite sides of the room. So that was the one bit I thought was a little excessive. Other than that I think the androids were handled brilliantly in the game. They were often more scary than the aliens. I was playing on the hardest diffuclty too so they were pracitcally invincible (you can't do the quick time events; it's rather a case of using all of your ammo in everything to defeat 1 android and weaken another).
QuoteI admit the facehuggers could have been utilized in a better way, but they certain didn't break the flow or bring the game down in anyway.
- Well in the way that I said, I think they did bring the game down a little. I'd rather they just weren't included. Also, having eggs in the vents really emphasised (to me anyway) that the aliens must carry and place them. I mean that's what you would think by the films if you thought about it, but specifically in the game it made me think about an alien doing that.
On a side note: GIven the many aliens, eggs, and facehuggers, a Queen would have been nice to see. I didn't like initially that the aliens seemigly came from nowhere but I read that it was supposed to be that there was a Queen but they didn't show it: It was a case of, show it and people will expect a boss fight, or don't show it and people will be confused, and they went with the second. I think I would have liked (failing having only one or two aliens) to have seen a glimpse of the Alien Queen, whether that be through a vent, over a ledge, or on a computer.
QuoteAs they always have been able to, as you can see at the end of the first film. And how does that make them overpowered? The player never engages them in full combat in space, so their ability to function in space adds no challenge to the game.
- No, see that's debatable. At the end of the first film it is able to cling on to the thruster (or whatever exactly that is), and in the second, the Queen hides in the gaps in the dropship, but I like to think that that is a short time thing. Otherwise it's perfectly feesable to think that the first alien from 'Alien' is floating in space alive, and that situation can be made into a sequel (I really hope that's not done). The idea that they can briefly survive and possibly cocoon up is an interesting one. But the idea that they are fully fucntional I just find silly and over-the-top.
QuoteEither scenario is less believable than what we got with the hive in the game.
- I don't see how.
Quote...and that only happen in the hive and near the end of the game.
- I know and that's the time I'm referring to. Without those last 5 missions it's a good game (obviously a different few mission would have worked; I'm not suggesting it just ends before 'The Descent'). Well I say it's a good game, it still has the issues of the guns and stomping alien, but otherwise it's very enjoyable.
QuoteI agree the ending left a lot to be desired, but it certainly didn't ruin the game. Isolation certainly did a much better job as an ending than Colonial Marines did, which doesn't resolve anything (unless you got the DLC) and was also clearly provoking a sequel.
- No, the ending alone didn't ruin the game. But it is part of my list of issues.
I would have liked it to have ended like 'Alien' (with Amanda in hypersleep and the alien music playing). That would have been so satisfying and great to see and hear (osibly its own theme instead of 'Alien's would have given it more originality with that same scenario).
I think the 'Aliens: Colonial Marines' ending was fine. It wasn't amazing but it was decent. The final boss battle was a bit rubbish though.
'Aliens vs Predator' (2010) got the open ending idea right. That has a good ending; well, a good 3 endings.
...This is not the purpose of the thread, mate.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Dec 21, 2018, 11:02:24 PM
I think Fiendishly Inventive is the romantic champ so far. ;D
They had equipment I can't even begin to touch...
Quote from: EJA on Sep 19, 2019, 02:49:45 PM
I've always had a slight thing for Call, the dropship pilot in ALIENS. Anyone else?
Quote from: Trash Queen on Mar 04, 2021, 04:52:08 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Feb 20, 2021, 11:55:46 AM
And I'm sat here weeping, still waiting for my Bull.
So difficult not to run with this.
This thread got pruned heavily and people got banned, but we must remember:
(https://i.imgur.com/Mj7xucB.jpg)
Looking at this thread just makes me sad about the loss of so many of the old members.
I miss a lot of them, but not all of them for sure anymore, I like people to be nice and cliques do not create a pleasant atmosphere.
Quote from: Trash Queen on Mar 04, 2021, 04:52:08 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Feb 20, 2021, 11:55:46 AM
And I'm sat here weeping, still waiting for my Bull.
I don't even want to know the context behind this quote.
Does not compute.
Quote from: Kimarhi on Mar 07, 2021, 03:04:28 PM
Looking at this thread just makes me sad about the loss of so many of the old members.
After the last few months, I'm glad almost none of that crew are around here any more.
Quote from: Kimarhi on Mar 07, 2021, 03:04:28 PM
Looking at this thread just makes me sad about the loss of so many of the old members.
Yes, particularly being
over there was an experience. Of course there were sometimes disagreements that were intense but I like to think that in the end they were still
my comrades, and while time away these last several years did actually help me develop my own mind and find more perspective I think that's less UV specifically and more forums in general. It's ironic too that it wasn't till after the site went down that I slowly got into anime, and now that I have more to talk about with them they are gone.
One for me and one for my homies.
the separation happened I think 5-6 years ago now and everyone should've moved on a long time ago
(apparently, some still haven't)
I'm still friends with some - not all - of the UV crew and I'm good with that and that's where I'm going to stop talking point is - friend groups fragmenting is part of life. Doesn't mean that the memories with the ones that we don't talk with anymore should be any less sweet, even despite what happened afterwards.
Correct, not having to share spaces post-fragmentation is nice though.
Who were the clique alphas? I always thought Cvalda was like a queen bee.
Let's just move on, please.
Quote from: Omegamorph on Mar 09, 2021, 04:12:36 PM
the separation happened I think 5-6 years ago now and everyone should've moved on a long time ago
(apparently, some still haven't)
I'm still friends with some - not all - of the UV crew and I'm good with that and that's where I'm going to stop talking point is - friend groups fragmenting is part of life. Doesn't mean that the memories with the ones that we don't talk with anymore should be any less sweet, even despite what happened afterwards.
Agreed, when UV went down I myself was out right cut off from those connections minus
very few on Xbox Live which I don't even use anymore, but even then I prefer to have positive memories and recognize that sometimes that's just how life is, we all have our own paths to tread. As well as things ending things also still begin too because the clock of life doesn't stop for anyone.
Quote from: Cal427eb on Oct 19, 2013, 06:36:34 AM
Quote from: Xeno Killer 2179 on Oct 19, 2013, 04:43:59 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYtjjaqNUlI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYtjjaqNUlI#)
Is this you?
Reupload to see what was seen:
Quote from: Cal427eb on Oct 20, 2013, 12:56:50 AM
Quote from: Xeno Killer 2179 on Oct 20, 2013, 12:11:15 AM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Oct 19, 2013, 06:36:34 AM
Quote from: Xeno Killer 2179 on Oct 19, 2013, 04:43:59 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYtjjaqNUlI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYtjjaqNUlI#)
Is this you?
http://files-cdn.formspring.me/photos/20120903/n5044f0ef86b26.gif
Quote from: WinterActual on Oct 19, 2013, 08:49:19 AM
http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2063/psychot.jpg
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Quote from: Aspie on Oct 19, 2013, 10:46:08 PM
O_O
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q514fFpQvPk/TLLVVDcd4cI/AAAAAAAAA9M/bH3pDvSchaQ/s400/bateman1.jpg
It's confirmed.
Xeno Killer 2179 not being given the benefit of the doubt.
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 01, 2013, 02:06:11 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 01, 2013, 12:57:51 AM
Are you trolling?
It has returned.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 26, 2013, 11:13:22 AM
Dude, your posts scare the hell out of me.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 29, 2013, 04:22:05 AM
My eyes...they're crying blood right now.
Quote from: BANE on Mar 27, 2013, 02:00:06 AM
What if I told you muffins were merely mind control helicopters invented by space-faring keyboards originating in the center of the known Universe, responsible for all accidents and a key player in the seeming immortality of Rasputin?
Mathematics is merely a fluid, and those whose tongues are privileged enough to touch and taste it are transformed into molecular boomerangs.
I hear ya man.
Our president is a mosaic of images of our long gone space-faring ancestors, held together by string woven of the DNA of the earliest earth life.
The sky is merely a painting, commissioned by one of trillions of Gods to placate us with our position in the universe. How exhausting it must be for us to continue to toil on in a world where the purpose of a chicken outweighs the cost of the Iraq war.
On my desk sits a white porcelain angel, its head removed from the body. Clearly symbolic of the pyramidal nature of the universe, with pens being mightier than swords and blades of crimson grass brushing against zebra ankles.
Quote from: Xeno Killer 2179 on Mar 26, 2013, 07:13:21 AM
I think the star we orbit is only the size of my eyeball, and if it gets larger, that means I'm getting smaller.
Or perhaps it's constantly expanding like the universe itself, but remains a constant size to our eyes because we're hurtling towards it at an equal rate to its expansion.
Quote
I also think that sperm see themselves as men trying to be the first to enter the exit, and if they fail, they fertilize each other thinking they found the egg.
I think a bronze statue is erected in each testicle bearing the likeness of any sperm who succeeds in fertilization. These statues are then waxed and kept shiny by the super sperm formed from sperm on sperm fertilization, whose super abilities make them immune to anything living. Cancer is merely these super sperm taking normal cells and using them as vehicles to spread throughout the body.
Quote
I also think that space people can change gender as a form of role playing.
Each space person has a duffel bag of genitalia, each of different shapes and sizes to fit any specific role. This can only be accessed through a hatch in their kneecaps, which opens when a seven sided chess board is played to completion against a super computer so powerful it could twirl spaghetti with a USB drive.
Quote from: Xeno Killer 2179 on Mar 26, 2013, 07:13:21 AM
Each star is the tip of a pyramid needing to grow down, but the messages from the man on top the mountain are distorted by slackers and comfort seekers.
The moon is a spy of the great Moon lord orbiting a temple praising a swirling, colourful pattern of stars in space, oriented by the same people responsible for the lack of recyclability of plastic water bottles.
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Do the lord's work by going to snowy places and building cities. Put humans on mars to make the sky wizard proud.
Snow is merely the Lord's wrapping on a gift, which melts away once he is satisfied you have earned it.
Quote from: First Blood on Mar 29, 2013, 04:41:34 AM
You're Goirgio Tsoukalos right? You have to be.
Quote from: Aspie on Mar 27, 2013, 02:55:15 AM
wtf is this twilight-zone-acid-trip shit
Quote from: Effectz on Mar 26, 2013, 02:38:59 PM
Another LSD thread by Xeno...
Quote from: Omegamorph on Feb 22, 2013, 01:27:42 PM
Dude you're f**king crazy.
Quote from: Nightmare AsylumMaybe we really do live in the Matrix...and AVPG is full of Chosen Ones...and Xeno Killer is really Morpheus reaching out to us.
I take the red pill.
Quote from: Vertigo on Feb 13, 2013, 12:19:49 AM
The one thing I choose to take away from this thread is that aliens love Nine Inch Nails.
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Nov 26, 2020, 05:30:57 AM
Quote from: Xeno Killer 2179 on Nov 09, 2020, 01:53:02 AM
Dried dates (The sweet fruit, not mummified romantic partners).
I'm deeply suspicious that you felt the need to clarify that difference.
All those people you quoted from so long ago.
Are dead.
AVP Galaxy mythological figures.
Apart from Cal, Aspie, (Who I know's doing good anyway) Ghostrider and Bane (Unjustly treated):
WinterActual: Last Active: Mar 03, 2021
Nightmare Asylum: Last Active: Today
First Blood: Last Active: Mar 29, 2020
Effectz: Last Active: Mar 21, 2021
Omegamorph: Last Active: Yesterday
Vertigo: Last Active: Oct 22, 2019
[cancerblack]: Last Active: Today
Space Sweeper: Last Active: Feb 25, 2021
Most appear to be perfectly capable of posting if they want to, we can stop treating them as "mythological figures" now please, in this kind of creepy way- might you like people somewhere else doing that concerning you? I sincerely doubt it.
Since it was a joke, I wouldn't care.
If it was me, I would especially with it's repetition, besides a mod's asked us to stop bringing it up.
Quote from: Kimarhi on Mar 27, 2021, 02:42:33 AM
All those people you quoted from so long ago.
Are dead.
does dead inside count fam
Quote from: Trash Queen on Mar 27, 2021, 12:00:15 PM
Apart from Cal, Aspie, (Who I know's doing good anyway) Ghostrider and Bane (Unjustly treated):
WinterActual: Last Active: Mar 03, 2021
Nightmare Asylum: Last Active: Today
First Blood: Last Active: Mar 29, 2020
Effectz: Last Active: Mar 21, 2021
Omegamorph: Last Active: Yesterday
Vertigo: Last Active: Oct 22, 2019
[cancerblack]: Last Active: Today
Space Sweeper: Last Active: Feb 25, 2021
Most appear to be perfectly capable of posting if they want to, we can stop treating them as "mythological figures" now please, in this kind of creepy way- might you like people somewhere else doing that concerning you? I sincerely doubt it.
(https://img.devrant.com/devrant/rant/c_1881000_dWxjX.jpg)
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Mar 27, 2021, 03:46:30 AM
AVP Galaxy mythological figures.
A modern-day pantheon of gods, perhaps?
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 27, 2021, 06:33:18 PM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Mar 27, 2021, 03:46:30 AM
AVP Galaxy mythological figures.
A modern-day pantheon of gods, perhaps?
(https://s4.gifyu.com/images/tenor-11b65b1851065777af.gif)
Quote from: Kradan on Mar 27, 2021, 06:28:21 PM
Quote from: Trash Queen on Mar 27, 2021, 12:00:15 PM
Apart from Cal, Aspie, (Who I know's doing good anyway) Ghostrider and Bane (Unjustly treated):
WinterActual: Last Active: Mar 03, 2021
Nightmare Asylum: Last Active: Today
First Blood: Last Active: Mar 29, 2020
Effectz: Last Active: Mar 21, 2021
Omegamorph: Last Active: Yesterday
Vertigo: Last Active: Oct 22, 2019
[cancerblack]: Last Active: Today
Space Sweeper: Last Active: Feb 25, 2021
Most appear to be perfectly capable of posting if they want to, we can stop treating them as "mythological figures" now please, in this kind of creepy way- might you like people somewhere else doing that concerning you? I sincerely doubt it.
https://img.devrant.com/devrant/rant/c_1881000_dWxjX.jpg
Hey! That's not what I meant! 😁
Gotcha
Quote from: VEF214 on Aug 13, 2010, 10:46:03 PM
Say something that people can object to!
Quote from: Mr. Domino on Aug 14, 2010, 04:45:02 AM
I find this entire idea rather objectionable, actually.
Quote from: Ghostface on Jul 04, 2011, 03:18:43 AM
Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.
Quote from: Ghostface on Jul 04, 2011, 03:18:43 AM
I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
Quote from: Ghostface on Jul 04, 2011, 03:18:43 AM
Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
Quote from: Ghostface on Jul 04, 2011, 03:18:43 AM
What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Apr 17, 2021, 12:39:39 AM
There're so manyyyyy gods & goddess in my multiverse.They can be gay, lesbians, bisexual, non-binary... who cares! Everyone is having fun in their own way :) Namaste 🐘🌸🌺🍀🍁🍄🍄🌈🌼⭐🌟✨💫💫💚💚🙏🙏🙏🙏💚💚💚...Ben Sha...Oh! i forgot 👇
Like, share and suscribe 🐘🌸🌺🍀🍁🍄🍄🌈🌼⭐🌟✨💫💫💚💚🙏🙏🙏🙏💚💚💚 - Ben Shapiro
Quote from: Local Trouble on Apr 16, 2021, 06:54:56 PM
Maybe it'll be Tennessee. I can't wait for the reveal that the corpse inside the suit was always Kenny Powers.
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Apr 16, 2021, 07:21:57 PM
Who would have thought that the Space Jockey loved whiskey and cowboy hats. :laugh:
Quote from: Trash Queen on Apr 16, 2021, 07:44:06 PM
Get on your photoshops people stat.
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Apr 16, 2021, 08:19:00 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/u0CODal.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 16, 2021, 08:22:22 PM
This touches my soul.
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Apr 25, 2021, 07:47:48 PM
then raise his posterior and hope for the best.
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f**k hahahaha
Quote from: Xeno Killer 2179 on Apr 27, 2014, 06:28:46 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Apr 27, 2014, 05:56:57 PM
Quote from: Xeno Killer 2179 on Apr 27, 2014, 05:54:44 PM
I always thought Cvalda was transsexual for some reason. Maybe I just can't handle that level of political correctness.
http://i62.tinypic.com/2gslgk1.jpg
At first I thought you were mocking me, but then I saw the subtle genius behind this post. You were trying to tell me something, but were too ashamed to say it. It's ok for them to see this. As a man that just wants to be a pretty girl, and you, as a women that wants to be a man, maybe we could work something out....maybe we could..."swap." I'm down for this, but you have to volunteer first.
There's a certain abandoned house I know of. I'll be the one pretending to be renovating it and moving heavy furniture around asking for help. I won't approach anyone except if they're the right person. I always know a right person when I see one. I hope you're a right person.
Quality archaeology, jesus christ.
Although this is one cow I won't milk anymore.
Of course I mean no offense.
This Xeno boy still creep me out.
He's posted weird stuff but nothing intentionally offensive, I think he's pretty nice actually, and I never ever judge a book by it's cover. We all ought to try to be friends with each other here. I get that not everyone gets along all the time but we do not benefit from hostility or animosity either. 😊
(Okay I'm finished being preachy now I'm sorry lol)
I know it is bad form to post your own quote, but after re-reading it, I felt it worthy of preservation.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 26, 2021, 08:12:32 PM
Who would have ever thought that incompetence could be such a reassuring hope against a hypothetical doom.
It's a good one.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 28, 2021, 05:54:30 PM
I know it is bad form to post your own quote
I do it all the time, therefore true.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 28, 2021, 05:54:30 PM
I know it is bad form to post your own quote, but after re-reading it, I felt it worthy of preservation.
haha you should've asked me to do it.
Quote from: Trash Queen on Apr 28, 2021, 05:40:36 PM
He's posted weird stuff but nothing intentionally offensive, I think he's pretty nice actually, and I never ever judge a book by it's cover. We all ought to try to be friends with each other here. I get that not everyone gets along all the time but we do not benefit from hostility or animosity either. 😊
(Okay I'm finished being preachy now I'm sorry lol)
It was pretty sweet actually hehe 🙈 thanks! :)
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Mar 09, 2021, 08:17:08 PM
Quote from: Omegamorph on Mar 09, 2021, 04:12:36 PM
the separation happened I think 5-6 years ago now and everyone should've moved on a long time ago
(apparently, some still haven't)
I'm still friends with some - not all - of the UV crew and I'm good with that and that's where I'm going to stop talking point is - friend groups fragmenting is part of life. Doesn't mean that the memories with the ones that we don't talk with anymore should be any less sweet, even despite what happened afterwards.
Agreed, when UV went down I myself was out right cut off from those connections minus very few on Xbox Live which I don't even use anymore, but even then I prefer to have positive memories and recognize that sometimes that's just how life is, we all have our own paths to tread. As well as things ending things also still begin too because the clock of life doesn't stop for anyone.
What ever happened to UV?
I wandered off in late 2016/early 2017 and I think there was a slow decline to a tighter clique/core, Rong eventually didn't want to pay for hosting anymore and it was taken down. The most recognizable members are now a discord group, which I briefly joined then had a misunderstanding/falling out with. Still in contact with the Aussie boys and a few others like Aspie, and obviously the handful who ended up back here.
Ah right.
I don't remember exactly when I wandered off myself. I think it got to a point that the all the things that I liked to talk about were dominated by people who just endlessly complained about them, so it all got a bit pointless.
I think I went back to have a look at one point and couldn't log in - some thing that happened where someone went through and changed everyone's user name. And there was someone in the Star Wars forum who was furiously eviscerating The Last Jedi non-stop, to an extent that practically everyone else - including the people who would normally alos complain a lot - were 'dude, calm down' and I thought, 'yeah, nah I'm good.'
Quote from: SM on Apr 28, 2021, 09:34:48 PM
And there was someone in the Star Wars forum who was furiously eviscerating The Last Jedi non-stop, to an extent that practically everyone else - including the people who would normally also complain a lot - were 'dude, calm down' and I thought, 'yeah, nah I'm good.'
(https://i.giphy.com/media/l3fZFvp94ljepXoPe/giphy.webp)
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Apr 28, 2021, 08:22:01 AMthis is one cow I won't milk anymore.
QFT
Avpgalaxy pre '15 was another life.
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Apr 28, 2021, 12:57:05 PM
This Xeno boy still creep me out.
Your personal text comes to mind: I am both surprised by this and not surprised at the same time.
I thought so.
I honestly had no clue, but if you want to block me at this point I'll understand. I am not bigoted but I will also never take this forum seriously (with the exception of the rules). It's just not happening.
Quote from: Xeno Killer 2179 on Apr 28, 2021, 11:26:49 PM
I will also never take this forum seriously
(https://i.imgur.com/0oNiAB2.jpg)
Better run, run, run, run, run, run, run awaaaay.
If inconsequential humor including inconsequential and light hearted
black humor offends someone's sensibilities, then I obviously won't press that on them or go near them with any of that. I didn't know Immortan Jonesy was unsettled by it, and apparently even more than I thought, going by what I've seen today. This is no criticism against said person.
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Apr 28, 2021, 11:37:22 PM
Quote from: Xeno Killer 2179 on Apr 28, 2021, 11:26:49 PM
I will also never take this forum seriously
https://i.imgur.com/0oNiAB2.jpg
"...At first I thought you we're mocking me, but then I saw the subtle genius behind this post " ;)
Oh come on! it's not that bad. Don't be drama queens, and when I'm the drama queen I'm just playing. :laugh:
This thread needs less decadence and more The Diesel.
I mean I could just post Gorilla Warfare and it'd be functionally identical, but it's not quite the same.
Quote from: SM on Apr 28, 2021, 08:57:30 PM
What ever happened to UV?
Well honestly by the sound of it cancerblack knows more than I do.
I was a regular still and one day it just went *poof* as far as I was concerned.
Don't even know if there's really a discord or not, I could only just move on for the sake of my own health rather than mope around waiting for some sort of sign.
Spoiler
(https://i1.sndcdn.com/avatars-000712260523-ql31ak-t500x500.jpg)
Quote from: kwisatz on Apr 29, 2021, 12:17:21 AM
This thread needs less decadence and more The Diesel.
He's busy fighting off bears in a snake pit, get off his back already common
Quote from: Local Trouble on May 03, 2021, 05:48:36 PM
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Quote from: Kradan on May 08, 2021, 07:56:27 PM
I'm trully sorry for unintentionally f**king with you CB, I truly am
Quote from: Kradan on Feb 07, 2019, 06:42:08 AM
Ivan FRANKO not Ivan VANKO! :D Are you kidding me?
Not IVAN Franko - it's JAMES Franco !!!
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/BZ6Dq.jpg)
Quote from: skhellter on Jun 15, 2021, 09:05:48 PM
Quote from: acrediblesource on Jun 15, 2021, 08:51:40 PM
What bewilders me is that a man who is essentially "just' a produce
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Quote from: Kradan on May 12, 2021, 08:46:32 AM
Not IVAN Franko - it's JAMES Franco !!!
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/BZ6Dq.jpg)
Reminds me of Anakin in episode lll.
(https://i.ibb.co/BrSj2yP/rots-part6-0126.png)
Quote from: Xeno Killer 2179 on Jun 22, 2021, 12:52:05 AM
I was given verbal permission to squirt the neighbor pig when I feel like it.
Quote from: Trash Queen on Jun 22, 2021, 01:00:55 AM
Quote from: Xeno Killer 2179 on Jun 22, 2021, 12:52:05 AM
I was given verbal permission to squirt the neighbor pig when I feel like it.
I gave it the hose, but I don't think it wants to get the hose again.
I am in a position to procure home-made nectar, so maybe a squirt gun loaded with it will work. The bulk of it will be prune juice, but if the little critter gets the shits, I may get in trouble. :P
(https://i.imgur.com/kGhIjsP.gif)
Farm animals are clever. They start off innocent enough, then they become demanding and domineering. Even adolescent cows are not shy about what they want when you've been feeding them apples now and then. What I find humorous about the situation is that the pig is the size of a small dog, and the neighbors plan for it to only double in size on a "calorie restricted diet," but pigs have a way of becoming 800 pounds when you look away for a moment. What may be friendly tail wagging for snacks now, could turn into "oink, oink, motherf**ker."
Get your minds out of the gutter. :laugh:
This is a website dedicated to dick-headed and pussy-faced monsters corporal. :D
Our minds can see naught else...
It is in our nature to destroy ourselves.
Quote from: Kradan on Sep 23, 2021, 09:32:08 PM
Eh, I 'm just a stupid little bastard that laughs at his own jokes
Yeah, you can quote me on that
'kay ;D
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Quote from: Crazy Rich on Dec 02, 2021, 12:09:14 AM
No, I prefer cock.
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The Saga Continues...
Don't you ?
Spoiler
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Spoiler
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Quote from: HuDaFuK on Mar 09, 2022, 05:53:12 PM
Also taking the opportunity to play it as a female Shepard, so actually I'm a lady dick (a c**t?).
Quote from: SM on Jun 06, 2006, 06:00 AM
What is light without dark? What are you without me? I am a part of you all. You can never defeat me.
^That's actually a quote from Darkness in Ridley Scott's Legend.
That's why it sounded so familiar.
Just going back a few pages dumps you in 2014. Aaaahhh. Good times.
It sure was nice without Covid-19 and the Russian Reich.
If I'd change anything from around that time though I'd give the whole brony thing the middle finger from the get go and in turn improve my life much sooner, that shit contributed so much to my insecurity and unrealistic expectations.
Okay boys now that I think about it I'm actually going back in time to go deal with that.
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Mar 12, 2022, 05:47:56 AMIf I'd change anything from around that time though I'd give the whole brony thing the middle finger from the get go and in turn improve my life much sooner, that shit contributed so much to my insecurity and unrealistic expectations.
What's wrong with a bit of clopping?
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 12, 2022, 05:52:39 AM
What's wrong with a bit of clopping?
Well right there clopping is associated with Furries and Furries must be spayed and neutered until there is nothing left.
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Mar 12, 2022, 05:58:39 AM
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 12, 2022, 05:52:39 AM
What's wrong with a bit of clopping?
Well right there clopping is associated with Furries and Furries must be spayed and neutered until there is nothing left.
I think you missed the time I posted a very graphic picture of a demon girl and it immediately lead to like 10 pages of clop.
I may or may not have been encouraging them.
You had a brony phase too?
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Mar 12, 2022, 06:25:39 AM
I think you missed the time I posted a very graphic picture of a demon girl and it immediately lead to like 10 pages of clop.
I may or may not have been encouraging them.
Yea I have no memory of that.
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 12, 2022, 06:26:51 AM
You had a brony phase too?
No but enough people did, and required so little pushing, that that thread was a total mess. I'm sure you saw it?
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Mar 12, 2022, 06:31:10 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afpn6skCDhA
I was there, 3000 years ago
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Quote from: [cancerblack] on Mar 12, 2022, 06:55:28 AM
No but enough people did, and required so little pushing, that that thread was a total mess. I'm sure you saw it?
Damn right.
While I was gone from any forums as soon as I purged the stuff out of my system I gradually became more secure and confident over time, my life literally improved without it.
Applejack
I mean MLP's just weeb shit but for another demographic, it's probably more about the approach you took to things with that, than the thing itself.
Heresy.
She's right. Everything that's cringe and childish, or could be considered positive, about MLP applies to weebery too.
You've just traded American trash for Japanese trash. It's still cartoons about girls.
Sorry but that sounds like the most broad sweeping and tenuous stretch to me, sincerely.
I'm not going to pretend anime is God's greatest creation or something, it's not, but I get the impression you're comparing a specific show that's clearly meant for little girls (though touted by some as otherwise) to a broader art style that encompasses all manner of genres for all manner of audiences.
He says, with an ongoing series of exclusively female, neotenous cartoon characters as avatars. I'd buy that point more if you had a Guts or Geist avatar, or just anything male or even feminine but aesthetically distinct from "girl with big eyes" in the mix tbh. Or, you know, one of those tanks you like.
It's scratching the same itch and you know it, Rich.
I guess we agree to disagree?
"It's a medium, not a genre" is a stale argument that addresses none of the cultural or aesthetic recurring themes in question so:
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Sure.
And my choice of avatar clearly defines the who I am and clearly I don't enjoy anything outside of girls with big eyes.
Totally.
Well you do seem to have traded ponies for anime girls as a major feature, the visually defining one, in fact, of your online persona.
Consider how it reads to others.
"One ill turn deserves another."
How do I read now?
I have no idea what that's from but it's strange and silly, so, whatever the shitposting version of casual fridays is, I guess?
I think I'll keep it. :laugh:
Hehehehe
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Mar 12, 2022, 06:42:04 PM
How do I read now?
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So nice it got posted twice.
I'll just say... we should probably allow the thread to go back on track, my bad.
I have news for you mate, we are the AVPG quotes lol
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This is being posted here out of context but I reckon it'll come in handy later
Quote from: Yautja888 on Jun 26, 2022, 06:55:31 PMDifferent skin color
Quote from: The Eighth PassengerI've posted... questionable things.
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Mar 08, 2017, 10:24:31 PMQuote from: Local Trouble on Mar 06, 2017, 09:59:56 PMWhy can't you be more like Turk?
It's not easy living up to those kind of standards. Don't put that kind of pressure on me Trouble.
Don't you have spaceships to build and planets to colonize?
Elon Musk, Ridley Scott, SM... this forum :o
I am the only quotes you'll ever need
Maybe you are right;
Quote from: choccy milk on Feb 25, 2021, 06:44:32 PMQuote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2021, 06:14:38 PMLet's be sure to be nice brother! :)
Lucy and I are bffs lel quit with the pass-aggro attitude fam
Quote from: Thatguy2068 on Nov 14, 2023, 04:46:25 PMDoes This book confirms that the android bishop is Breedable
Ja, that's probably not cool LT..
I'm doing out of context quotes, but now I can't even delete it. 👉👈
Is a bit delicate in this case
Indeed. Where are my public apologies?
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Nov 23, 2023, 10:48:28 PMIndeed. Where are my public apologies?
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I like to upset people too.
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From a noted cinephile and Ridley Scott connoisseur: :P
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Nov 22, 2023, 02:34:54 PMI, admittedly, have not actually seen either cut of Kingdom of Heaven yet...
I promise to be better. :-[
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Dec 20, 2019, 08:28:07 AMI am so f**king tired right now. So tired. I just wanna be in bed.
Quote from: RIP77 on Jan 14, 2024, 12:14:01 PMClassic alien after Covenant.
NOTHING obligate BEFORE in his plot/series.
It's troll because, because Noah can.
His show after Covenant is equal show.
Before Covenant is equal show but break canon.
Is troll.
I Like Noah and change Alien, renovated Alien in his style. Is godd for me BUT is easy , easy NOT break canon. ONLY chronologic AFTER Covenant. EASY.
HIS plot equal BEFORE AND AFTER.
NOAH IS little boy, and Troll.
Alien Classic only after Covenant. IS easy.
Nothing Characters knows David after Covenant. Nothing knows who created Alien. Only publico ( we ) not characters.
Can change origins Alien en HIS CONTEXT BUT after Covenant becose characters not know David8 and information of Covenant.
Reinvent Alien ok but not break only like troll.
Quote from: RIP77 on Jan 14, 2024, 12:14:01 PMI understand read to me is complicated, sorry. BUT i am A.I
RIP77 vs ralfy would be something else
Quote from: kwisatz on Jan 14, 2024, 03:15:30 PMRIP77 vs ralfy would be something else
https://youtu.be/KrAPI1i1Dro&t=0m50s
Hicks and RidgeTop while they're playing Predator Hunting Grounds: "He's second winded!!!"
@Corporal Hicks QuoteI'm more a wet sand than a rock.
I dread being tagged in this thread. :laugh: For context, that was in reference to my physique and how I did not resemble the Rock who was being suggested to portray me in a biopic of AvP Galaxy.