That's a freak-ass gnarly spider from hell. That's what mine look like in my house, too.
They're around an inch usually, at least, and most often come out at night hauling eight-legged ass across my off-white carpet. Big f**kers, sometimes get wolf spiders too, but those spiders are good because they eat everything, including other spiders, and they don't even build webs iirc.
But still, they're f**king wolf spiders.
They're f**king badass, as if god let a 13 year old boy design the ultimate spider.
I remember my mom this f**king time when I was a kid growing up in Arizona, I swear that she ran into one on the deck of the pool in the backyard, and my brother and I were in the pool, and she freaked out and ran inside, and came back with a can of blue spray paint. So she spray paints this huge hairy f**ker, and all of its freak nasty babies come running off its back in some psycho wave in all directions.
It was crazy.Thanks for readin' my story, yall.
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