The movie dialogue thread

[Baron Von Marlon]

Yo, what if there's more super monkeys up in the lab? Maybe they're making an army of 'em up there!
Holy shit! Maybe it's a conspiracy, like on the X-Files! Roswell style!!!

Working in secret with a crew of double-dealing, nicotine-fiending f**ks that're selling out the human race, these supermonkeys will use simian science and their genius IQ's to make man and monkey alike believe that they're the superior species!

-Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

[Immortan Jonesy]

If we didn't do what we loved, we wouldn't exist.

- Creed ll

[BigDaddyJohn]

I'm saying I'm an insect... Who dreamt he was a man and loved it, but now the dream is over and the insect is awake.

The Fly

[Immortan Jonesy]

Vampires pretending to be humans, pretending to be vampires.

- Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles

[Baron Von Marlon]

Let me ask you a question.
When you were stabbing that vampire, did you get a little wood?

-Vampires

[Huggs]

You are a sad and strange little man

- Toy Story

[Baron Von Marlon]

I'm a relatively respectable citizen.
Multiple felon, perhaps,but certainly not dangerous.

-Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas

[Huggs]

Ok. I'll buy from you.

- Tommy Boy

[Immortan Jonesy]

He's an asshole.

- Back to the Future Part III

[Huggs]

That was one of those things, trying to imitate him

-The Thing

[Baron Von Marlon]

"There's a few things I can say about the clit that I's like you to hear.
I am the master of the clit! I make that shit work! It does what ever the f**k I tell it to do!
No one rules the clit like me!
Not this little f**k! None of you little f**ks out there! I am the clit commander!!!
Remember that, commander of all clits!"

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

[Immortan Jonesy]

Man! You Are one pathetic loser. No offence

- Dumb and Dumber

[Huggs]

Woooosaaaah!

- Bad Boys 2

[Baron Von Marlon]

The dude died in a hang-gliding accident.
What an idiot!
"Oh, I'm hang gliding! Honey, take a good picture... I'm dead!"

-Wedding Crashers

[Huggs]

Damn, he ain't gonna be in rush hour 3

- Rush hour 2