Aliens v. Predator - The Hunt Begins Miniatures Game

Started by Manchu, Oct 10, 2013, 03:38:58 PM

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The Old One

The Old One

#900
Gendered extraterrestrials. :laugh:

JokersWarPig

Quote from: The Old One on Sep 26, 2018, 05:20:04 PM
Gendered extraterrestrials. :laugh:

This is funny as **** I'm not gonna lie  :laugh: :laugh:

The Old One

The Old One

#902
I'm not immune to a sense of humor.  ;D

Naginata

QuoteAnyone that complains about female preds having breasts is wrong.

Well, that's certainly a powerful argument.

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What, do you not like breasts?

Those are not breasts. Those are a 12 year-old's idea of what breasts look like. But since you asked - NO. I don't, as a matter of fact, like gravity-defying porn star boobs. I think they're gross and I'm tired of seeing them plastered onto everything.

evilmark443

Quote from: Olaf.Brunson on Sep 26, 2018, 06:08:37 AM
Anyone that complains about female preds having breasts is wrong. "It's lazy!"
What, do you not like breasts? It's super normal for humanoid fictional beings to have breasts because WE FRIGGIN LIKE THEM.
As far as I know only mammals have breasts, and the Predators have never looked mammalian to me so I personally think they should not have them. There are other ways to demonstrate sexual dimorphism, such as larger size compared to males or different coloration.

Naginata

It's not even a matter of being mammalian or not; it's just common sense when you look at them. They do not have nipples, cheeks, lips, or soft skin. They have little to no body fat and a mouth full of fangs. Since it's clearly impossible for them to nurse, what possible purpose could mammalian-style breasts serve?

Xenomrph

Communication.

The female Predators shake them around, and the number, direction, and intensity of the jiggles forms a complex unspoken language. Predators with larger boobs are perceived as "louder".

The Old One


Naginata

Somehow, every time I have this stupid, stupid conversation with someone, I get the feeling it's not actually about whether Predators should have tits.

HuDaFuK

Quote from: Xenomrph on Sep 27, 2018, 01:41:48 AMCommunication.

The female Predators shake them around, and the number, direction, and intensity of the jiggles forms a complex unspoken language. Predators with larger boobs are perceived as "louder".

:laugh:

Still Collating...

Quote from: Xenomrph on Sep 27, 2018, 01:41:48 AM
Communication.

The female Predators shake them around, and the number, direction, and intensity of the jiggles forms a complex unspoken language. Predators with larger boobs are perceived as "louder".

Canon?  :P

Wysps

Quote from: evilmark443 on Sep 26, 2018, 10:31:10 PM
Quote from: Olaf.Brunson on Sep 26, 2018, 06:08:37 AM
Anyone that complains about female preds having breasts is wrong. "It's lazy!"
What, do you not like breasts? It's super normal for humanoid fictional beings to have breasts because WE FRIGGIN LIKE THEM.
As far as I know only mammals have breasts, and the Predators have never looked mammalian to me so I personally think they should not have them. There are other ways to demonstrate sexual dimorphism, such as larger size compared to males or different coloration.
Quote from: Naginata on Sep 26, 2018, 11:58:30 PM
It's not even a matter of being mammalian or not; it's just common sense when you look at them. They do not have nipples, cheeks, lips, or soft skin. They have little to no body fat and a mouth full of fangs. Since it's clearly impossible for them to nurse, what possible purpose could mammalian-style breasts serve?

Seriously.  Breasts on Predator females make no sense.  If they're supposed to be reptilian or insectoid inspired, they wouldn't have breasts to begin with.  Also, their mouths - with their mandibles/lack of lips - aren't meant to feed in that way.  Could they be vestigial?  Possibly.  But come on, there are other ways that you can show sexual dimorphism that's not lazy and just ridiculous looking.  How about colorful plumage?  Different dread volume?  So many ways...

Naginata

Hell, if they must have some form of nursing, crop milk (like in birds) could get the job done without a tit in sight.

Corporal Hicks


SiL

Hurrah, world wide entry.

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