*Official* Relationship Advice Thread

[DoomRulz]

I don't use people. It's wrong and I know better.

Anyway, I didn't end up meeting with that girl today. I had to leave before 3 PM. But, I will be seeing her in a few weeks time at a friend's party, so I'll make a move then and see what happens.

[The Diesel]

This would be a bad idea.  Trust me.  I know. 

Heh, no you don't.

Heh, yes I do.  In my experience anyway.

[Ratchetcomand]

The girl I like said something about me in her friend comments. She said something like "He needs to chill the f**k out" but I'm pretty sure she likes me since he ask to Porm like twice (Which I said yes but we never go to money issues), has look at me twice and said Hello to me a few times at work in a nice way. She is friendy to me like most of the time and I'm not sure what to do.

[SM]

I think you need to chill the f**k out. 

[Corporal Hicks]

Don't get in one. Simple advice there.  Nah, kidding. Love mine to bits. Still in a pain in the arse though.

[Ratchetcomand]

What should I do? I do know she likes me as a Friend and might have a crush on me. Should I talk to her at work or what?

[Mr. Stizout]

My Advice from a married man: Remember the clitoris  .

[Predboy]

Alright, seeing as how this is my specialty Ill see what I can do for you. *reads your post* ...Interesting *reads some more of it* ...I see *drinks a cup of cofee, but then accidently spills it on his crotch* f**kING BITCH!!!!!! SHIT!!!!! HOT!!!!! *runs off and cleans himself, and comes back* Alright, I got it, are you ready for this? It may sound a bit crazy but just work with me here. You should try and........talk to her. Simple. Make conversations crack a joke or two.

[Wolf Assassin]

My advice is stick it in her pooper when she least expects it. Women love that. 

[DoomRulz]

What should I do? I do know she likes me as a Friend and might have a crush on me. Should I talk to her at work or what?

Ask her out. Going out for coffee is a good ice breaker I find. It allows for some solid one on one time and it's a good way to set up a proper date.

[Gates]

What should I do?

Before you ask people here for advice, you need to explain to us your intentions with said chick...do you want to wife her or just pounce on her for a few months..? Your intentions determine the type of advice one could give you 'cause both situations require different approaches...

You follow..? And anyone who already gave you some bullsh!t without asking you what I have asked you is feeding you some textbook relationship garbage (or they have no game)...

Anyways, the best advice I could give you is to not ask for advice concerning females on the internetz...and you can take that one to your grave...

[DB]

What should I do?

Ask elsewhere for advice.

[EEV2650]

i dont think any of us here are love guru's 

[Vulhala]

If you can't pull it off Kaworu remember, there's always rape. Just saying.

[DoomRulz]

He's too timid for that.