Corrupt A Wish

[Skinwalker]

Granted but you still dropped the damn thing anyway

I wish for world peace 

[Skinner]

Granted but the world that is at peace is Mars.

I wish for whoever grants this to die.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

Granted, but i cannot die since i was never alive in the first place.

i wish the next wish was never granted.

[Deathbearer]

granted, and now you implode for f**king with the natural order

I wish for doom to reign upon my foes

[TJ Doc]

Granted, but you grow weaker with every soul you destroy.

I wish for a never-ending Pringle tube.

[Egg Snatcher]

Granted, but the pringles are prune flavored.

I wish I had a never ending Pringles tube that WASN'T prune flavored. 

[TJ Doc]

Granted, but the pringles are semen flavoured. Sorry.

I wish for the Director's Cut of Commando to be released in the UK.

[TheMonolith]

Granted, but it gets banned the next day.

I wish Republicans and Democrats would get along.

[Egg Snatcher]

Granted, but they get along so much they form one party and they turn the country into a socialism. Oh wait...

I wish that Aliens Vs Predator was out now and it was the greatest game ever and didn't interfere with Colonial Marines at all.

[Skinner]

Granted but it was banned in every continent except for Antarctica.

I wish for everyone to get the flavor pringles they want instead of Prune and Semen.

[Egg Snatcher]

Granted, but this causes a random time paradox to occur which prevents 'Alien', 'Aliens', and 'Predator' from existing which causes this site to not exist which causes you to never have made the wish in the first place which causes time to reset itself which causes the universe to implode upon itself. Good job.

I wish the above never happened.

[Skinner]

Granted but instead of Predator, Alien, and Aliens not existing AvP, AvP R, and Alien Resurrection don't exist now.

I wish to be a multi-billionaire.

[Egg Snatcher]

Granted but instead of Predator, Alien, and Aliens not existing AvP, AvP R, and Alien Resurrection don't exist now.

I wish to be a multi-billionaire.

Hey! You didn't corrupt my wish! 

[TheMonolith]

Granted but instead of Predator, Alien, and Aliens not existing AvP, AvP R, and Alien Resurrection don't exist now.

I wish to be a multi-billionaire.

Granted, but the cops find a dead hooker in the back of your car.

I wish Alien and Predator fans would stop bashing each others favorite species.

[Egg Snatcher]

Granted, but then Aliens Vs Predator would become Aliens and Predator Super Friend Island Adventure.

I wish I was the prettiest Alien Queen of them all.