Corrupt A Wish

[Virus]

Hello, I am virus, and I have a game to share called corrupt a wish.

One person makes a wish, and the next poster says "granted, but..." ect.

I.e. Virus: I wish predators was already out
        Master Chief: Granted, but you couldn't buy it. I wish I had an invisible spear.

         Then someone grants that and makes a new wish. Well, to start off,


I wish for a pet predator.

[Skinner]

Granted, but it's going to kill you.

I wish for a giant blueberry muffin.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

Granted, but it's going to kill you.

I wish i didn't had a wish

[MadassAlex]

Granted, but someone else wishes you had a wish.

I wish I could burst forth from an Alien's chest.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

Granted, but you won't live long enough to enjoy it.

I wish a spare-time mod could merge this thread with the... other... thread we had about the same thing.

[Uncanny Antman]

Granted, but it might take a little while.

I wish I knew how the OP could post a message and still be listed as "Zero Posts".

[Master Chief]

Granted, recreational area...now I take a post from you.

I wish I knew why a lot of the members are so hurt from me locking the "count to 100" thread.

[Virus]

Granted, but I stole the reason from your mind using psychic powers.

I WISH FOR A WISH THAT WISHES FOR A WISHING WISH

[Skinner]

Granted but the wish will stop wishing for a wish that you wished for.
I wish that the count to 100 thread wasn't locked.

[predalien27]

Granted, but the thread is now "count to 200"

I wish we had a "count to 300" thread

[Jango1201]

Granted but now King Leonidus kicks you in the pit of death.

I wish I had Bunny

[predalien27]

Granted, but it is dead and rotting  
I wish I had an ice cream sandwich

[Deathbearer]

Granted but it's laced with poison and kills you

I wish Swine Flu would stop existing

[predalien27]

Granted, but you die of burd flu

I wish I wasn't dead from that ice cream sandwhich

[Jango1201]

Granted but upon your resurrection your crushed by a falling pianio.

I wish I never dropped that piano.