A Public Apology To Randy Pitchford

[Samhain13]

You mean what will be the next accusation?

[Huggs]

Yeah, I guess so.

He's probably out mule kicking girl scouts because they asked him to pay for the cookies.

[Kradan]

I'm sure, when Randy is left totally ALONE, he is haunted by ghosts of ACM ...

... and his guilty conscience .

[Samhain13]

He will never feel guilt.

[Kradan]

He'll never admit that for sure. But in depth of his soul ... there's at least something .

[Huggs]

He'll never admit that for sure. But in depth of his soul ... there's at least something .

Yeah, a deep and passionate love for himself.

[Samhain13]

He'll never admit that for sure. But in depth of his soul ... there's at least something .

Something bad.

[Huggs]

He'll never admit that for sure. But in depth of his soul ... there's at least something .

Something bad.

Something Stinky.

[Local Trouble]

One day he'll accept your forgiveness with grace and you'll feel as if a huge weight has been lifted from your heart.

[Kradan]

One day he'll accept your forgiveness with grace and you'll feel as if a huge weight has been lifted from your heart.

He -he, nope 

[Local Trouble]

Valve should outsource Portal 3 to Gearbox.

[Kradan]

Oh no, you f**king don't ... 

[Local Trouble]

[Huggs]

One day he'll accept your forgiveness with grace and you'll feel as if a huge weight has been lifted from your heart.

And then he'll ask you to tango with him on Dancing With The Stars.

[Local Trouble]

It's Christmas.  Have you forgiven Randy yet?