The Misquote Thread

Started by Huggs, Dec 18, 2018, 04:34:58 AM

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Huggs

Huggs

Real people, movie characters, anything goes. Let's see what you can come up with.


Yippee ki yay Motherfu**er - John Rambo

To Infinity and Beyond! - Buzz Aldrin

Stop giving me things that come apart - James Bond

Baron Von Marlon

Baron Von Marlon

#1
Klaatu barada cough cough! - Ash The Android

They drew first blood, not me. - John Wick

Immortan Jonesy

Immortan Jonesy

#2
Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you - Adolf Hitler​

I love the way you f**k me - Mary Poppins

Huggs

Huggs

#3
Battle is the great redeemer, the fiery crucible in which the only true heroes are forged - Patch Adams

If it jiggles, it's fat - Gandhi

Aquariums make me...super horny - Captain Nemo

The Cruentus

The Cruentus

#4
Its better to burn out than to fade away - The human touch

Live and let live - The Kurgan

Give in to the Dark Side - Yoda.

TheSailingRabbit

TheSailingRabbit

#5
Gotta catch 'em all! - Digimon.

The Cruentus

The Cruentus

#6
Shaken, not stirred - Austin Powers.

TheSailingRabbit

TheSailingRabbit

#7
Reese's. Not sorry, man, - Private Hudson.

The Cruentus

The Cruentus

#8
Come with me if you want to live - Death

Immortan Jonesy

Immortan Jonesy

#9
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? - Emperor Palpatine flirting with Vader.

Madonna is 55, her boyfriend is 22. Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriend is 40. Jlo is 42, her boyfriend is 26. Still single??? Relax. Your boyfriend has not been born yet - Brigitte Macron

Make America Great Britain again - Queen Elizabeth II

Huggs

Huggs

#10
The arrogance of man is thinking that nature is within our control - Gandalf

I do a great impersonation of a hotdog - Keyser Soze

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick a** - Sheriff Andrew Taylor

Live long and prosper - Dr. Emmitt Brown

TheSailingRabbit

TheSailingRabbit

#11
You're gonna swallow what I give you to swallow. - Private Drake.

Huggs

Huggs

#12
Sex sex sex, all night long, begging for it - George Patton

Immortan Jonesy

Immortan Jonesy

#13
I have the high ground - Jesus Christ

Don't let the bedbugs bite. I'll tuck in the children - Catholic Church

Some people are like clouds. When they dissapear, it's a beautefull day - Dalai Lama

I fell in love with Japan - Cthulhu after spending hours watching tentacle porn.

Scientists say the world is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. Hell, they forgot to mention morons - Albert Einstein

TheSailingRabbit

TheSailingRabbit

#14
Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'. - Jaws: The Revenge

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