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Title: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Jan 31, 2010, 08:54:18 PM
It's all about fighting ;D. This can provide a lot of LOLZ ;). Pics are also allowed. Example: *kicks ikarop in the balls* *runs away*

I'll start:

*sets explosives and laughes like a maniac*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 31, 2010, 10:47:17 PM
*Cough*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 01, 2010, 12:28:16 AM
It's about time we have one of these!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 01, 2010, 12:42:23 AM
*Puts a NO FUN sign*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Feb 01, 2010, 12:57:30 AM
*completely oblivious as to what is going on, has never done this before!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 01, 2010, 01:30:29 AM
*Blows up Chupacabras no fun sign*  :D *then grabs a pillow and throws it at random people*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 01, 2010, 01:36:07 AM
D:<

*unveils a huge-ass canister of spray paint, then, procceeds to paint NO FUN all over the walls. the shinning style.*

NO FUN FOR U
NO FUN FOR U
NO FUN FOR U
NO FUN FOR U
NO FUN FOR U
NO FUN FOR U
NO FUN FOR U
NO FUN FOR U NO FUN FOR U NO FUN FOR U NO FUN FOR U NO FUN FOR U NO FUN FOR U NO FUN FOR U NO FUN FOR U NO FUN FOR U NO FUN FOR U NO FUN FOR U NO FUN FOR U NO FUN FOR U NO FUN FOR U NO FUN FOR U NO FUN FOR U...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PLEXI on Feb 02, 2010, 05:18:19 PM
*Tosses Chupacabras into the sacrificial pit of Gary Busey* 
Stop spamming!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Feb 02, 2010, 05:29:12 PM
*Sleeping*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 02, 2010, 11:29:40 PM
*flying pilow filled with bricks hits lie 1295 on the butt when he was sleeping with his butt in the air.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 02, 2010, 11:32:15 PM
*Looks at Darth Dude through the scope of a sniper rifle.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Buwx on Feb 03, 2010, 12:54:23 AM
*Running like a spaz in constant circles around Skinner, obnoxiously calling their name like an annoying 5-yearl old*

Hey, Skinner! Hey, Skinner! Hey, Skinner! Hey, Skinner! Hey, Skinner! Hey, Skinner! Skinner! Skinner! Skinner! SKINNER! SKINNER! SKINNER! SKINNER! SKINNER! SKINNER! SKINNER! SKINNER! SKINNER! SKINNER! SKINNER! SKINNER!



... SKINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 03, 2010, 12:56:56 AM
*Punches Buwx in the face.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Buwx on Feb 03, 2010, 12:58:50 AM
*falls to ground... twitching*

hey... Skinner...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 03, 2010, 01:02:27 AM
*Repeatedly shoots Buwx in the face with sniper rifle.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Buwx on Feb 03, 2010, 01:05:35 AM
*Jello skin-composition absorbs the bullets*

Skinner!!! GUESS WHAT!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 03, 2010, 01:08:36 AM
WHAT?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Buwx on Feb 03, 2010, 01:10:49 AM
*extended moment of suspensful and agonizing silence...*

...Hi!!!!!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 03, 2010, 01:15:30 AM
*Shoots myself with sniper rifle.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Feb 03, 2010, 02:32:07 AM
*Cleans Skinner's brain matter off the floor with a mop*  :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Buwx on Feb 03, 2010, 02:33:44 AM
*hops obnoxiously around First Blood*

: D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Feb 03, 2010, 02:54:53 AM
*Buwx realizes that he is participating in musical chairs and loses a seat*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Buwx on Feb 03, 2010, 03:01:22 AM
*realizes the game of musical chairs going on.. and of the loss. Goes through emotional breakdown, cries eerily and soon goes on a rampage... killing everyone involved in musical chairs.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Feb 03, 2010, 03:08:16 AM
*cops break in and police brutality ensues*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Buwx on Feb 03, 2010, 03:09:55 AM
*Skips around them, soaked in victims' blood, pretending like nothing happened*

Hai guys! *eye-twitch*

: D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 03, 2010, 03:26:21 AM
*turns out the cops are an army of Darth Dude's. They then arrest BUWX and send him off to a guy named molly to get a human booster shot.* Btw you look good in those cuffs lol.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Feb 03, 2010, 07:06:07 AM
*nukes the entire site from orbit*

It's the only way to be sure. ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 03, 2010, 07:56:47 AM
*due to nuclear thermal radation Darth Dude's start to multiply.*  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 03, 2010, 07:19:49 PM
*Skinner regenerates damaged tissue.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Buwx on Feb 03, 2010, 08:50:29 PM
- scarhunter92 uses nuclear bombarbment!

Buwx is hit by radiation! ... It's super effective!

...

Buwx's obnoxious stat level raises dramatically! ... Buwx grows an added 8995 feet! ... BUWX IS OVER 9000!!!!

Buwx uses obnoxious blast!

Darth Dude's army is hit by the blast. It's a 1-hit K.O.!-

;)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 04, 2010, 12:29:37 AM
no knows where the real darth dude is........ *suddenly drops out of sky impowerd 5 million precent and more dude's arrive on scene. Darth Dude pick up Buwx with the force and launchs him to the sun!* Nothing is stronger then the powr of the force.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 04, 2010, 12:34:25 AM
I have you now!
*aims sniper rifle at Darth Dude*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 04, 2010, 12:39:56 AM
no you don't. *is really behinde Skinner and gives him a wedgy! lol*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 04, 2010, 12:55:02 AM
Now you've done it!
*Force pulls Buwx back down to Earth and lands on top of Darth Dude.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Buwx on Feb 04, 2010, 02:02:26 AM
{INSERT GODZILLA SCREECH}


"Buwx is severly PISSED. Buwx only want kill people who beat Buwx at musical chairs. Buwx no like budder-inners. Buwx is very mad! Very, very RAGE!"

*rage... Rage... RAGE!!!!!!!!! Buwx uses obnoxious blast on Darth Dude over 9,000 times!*

Buwx is MEMEZILLA!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 04, 2010, 02:06:18 AM
Go get em tiger.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SoraSnake92 on Feb 04, 2010, 09:40:16 PM
* Eats a cheeseburger *
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 05, 2010, 01:30:56 AM
ow *says after the first attack, get back up for the second uses a blow doll replacement jutsu.* HAHAHaHAHA!!!!! *then goes and eats a cheese burger with Sorasnake92*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 05, 2010, 01:42:28 AM
I was going to steal the cheeseburger!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Feb 10, 2010, 09:55:08 PM
*calls Ronald McDonald for help*

RAN RAN RUUUU! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI5YFVagu8M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI5YFVagu8M)

*massive shockwave of energy blows everyone away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 10, 2010, 11:28:24 PM
*enter by the door trowing a huge bag to the ground and shouting:"Home Sweet Home!"*

OH SHI-

*flies away with the shockwave*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 10, 2010, 11:32:42 PM
*Gets up from the explosion, sees the cheeseburger nearby, and grabs it.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 11, 2010, 04:50:18 AM
*See's skiner take his cheese burger*  WAAAA YOUR MEAN!!!!!!!!  :'( *then gets an evil idea and vanishes using the power of the darkside*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Navaha on Feb 11, 2010, 04:55:15 AM
*Runs into the thread, jumps on top of a car, and launches off of it at the nearest person*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 11, 2010, 05:06:43 AM
*crawls back to the demolished doorstep, grabs bag and pulls out a Pulse Rifle. then runs back to cover*

*Shhhlack as the magazine slides up the receiver* NO. MORE. PILLOWS. *grenade launcher goes CHUK CHIK*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on Feb 11, 2010, 01:21:43 PM
*comes in as Dr. Manhattan and swings his blue schlong at everyone*

Dead, dead, dead and dead.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ticou on Feb 11, 2010, 03:34:04 PM
*puts on the song "You spin me right round" and freaks out *
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 11, 2010, 08:50:49 PM
*shoots Tyrant shlong off*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ticou on Feb 11, 2010, 10:50:44 PM
*Screams like a little girl when the schlongs molecules causes a black hole"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 11, 2010, 11:04:46 PM
*Throws cheeseburger into the black hole*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 12, 2010, 12:20:00 AM
*suddenly apears with an army of fast food franchises and sets up shop* COME AND GET EM!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ticou on Feb 12, 2010, 02:40:02 PM
"looks with fascination as the black hole starts to pull in all the fast food restaurants and Darth Dude into the unknown"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 12, 2010, 05:33:16 PM
*then all of the face food somehows seals the black hole full of cholesteral.* *Darth barely escapes and goes* I WILL BE BACK!!!! *vanishes again*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 12, 2010, 07:56:57 PM
...

*shoots shlong  lying on the ground a second time, causing a second black hole. the two black holes try to absorb eachother and as they equal their forces the gravity field reverts causing them to crush everything on a 500 meters radious, including the atoms of their bodies. the violent clash of the microscopic particules causes a nuclear detonation*


OH f**k!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 12, 2010, 09:04:19 PM
*is riding the shockwave* WHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *and then lands in a sunny island with a bunch of sexy babes, he opens up a beer gets in a speedo and relaxes in the sun as the ladies flirt with him* Ah this is nice.  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 12, 2010, 10:06:16 PM
*Too weak to stand up, starts self destruct bomb*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_ufZZQrul9sE%2FSVZ0CuS4pII%2FAAAAAAAAAFg%2Fe9UxIJc_Gn4%2Fs200%2Fpredator-self-destruct.jpg&hash=7f7de17d3a46e265d3eb99df5f2d3bf9be217dcb)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 12, 2010, 11:30:28 PM
*crawls with his legs completely destroyed by the last blast using the pulse rifle as a walking stick. as the last digits of the countdown appear, extends his hand at the wrist bomb and screams: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!-*

wow guys, three nukes in only a page :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 12, 2010, 11:47:52 PM
*Zombie Skinner runs away, but steps on a mine that sets off an atomic bomb in the Earth's core.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 13, 2010, 01:37:25 AM
STOP SETTING OFF NUKES!!!!!!!!!! *the planet shakes and the babes scream* OH COME ON!!!!!!! *Uses the force to stablize the earths core, shaking stops* oh thank god. *goes back to drinking a beer* No more nukes....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 13, 2010, 01:54:09 AM
suddently, the atmosphere is set on fire

AIR IS BURNING
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 13, 2010, 02:03:22 AM
NOES!!!!!!! That's it i am going some where better. *vanishes and reapears on Dantooine.* Much better. *lays down in the grass* I wonder how's it going on earth now?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 13, 2010, 02:35:14 AM
*Flys off of Earth in an escape pod to the Death Star then points it at Dantooine.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 13, 2010, 03:45:22 AM
*force sense is twitchin, see death star and Skinner maning it* ah crap. *runs around in a panic* AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wait a tic!!!1 *vanishes again appears in the death star but lands on his face due to the skeaky clean floors* goddamnit!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 13, 2010, 08:07:59 PM
*darth dude realizes hes on fire too and that he now has set dantooine atmosphere on fire*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 13, 2010, 09:57:19 PM
Don't worry I'll put it out of its misery.
*Blows up dantooine.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 13, 2010, 10:15:40 PM
*eats popcorn from his space shuttle*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 14, 2010, 01:22:21 AM
*darth dude puts him self out and cleans the floor of the death star from his blood stain, then gets up and vanishes in the darkness*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 14, 2010, 01:38:53 PM
I might as welll get the rest of the planets while I'm at it.
*Destroys Tatooine, Dagobah, Geonosis, Mustafar, Utapau, coruscant ...*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 14, 2010, 03:42:10 PM
you forgot naboo

*points at Jar JAr binks and keeps eating popcorn*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 14, 2010, 07:26:25 PM
Yeah get that annoying thingy ma bobber!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: theyde on Feb 14, 2010, 07:41:43 PM
*joins with some popcorn* Did I miss something?  I was just polishing my trophies and was trying to learn a Xeno not to drool on my keyboard (he's a lovely creature but rather absent -minded at times XD)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 14, 2010, 10:56:51 PM
*Aims at Naboo, unfortunately Luke Skywalker fires proton torpedoes into exhaust port and death star blows up*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: AlienFaceKiller on Feb 15, 2010, 06:36:06 AM
*Dual wields flamethrowers*

Let the flaming begin! (literally lol)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 15, 2010, 09:17:42 AM
*is flying through space get suck up into a worm whole and lands in the star trek universe on the USS Enterprise.* WTF?!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 15, 2010, 02:34:57 PM
*falls on top of darth dude wearing an Eagle suit. lays an egg and runs away screaming GET LEGAL WITH EAGLEMAN INSURANCE COMPANY!!! ARRRRRHHHKKGKG*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsJLSdYLq6o

if you want WTF, you've Got it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 15, 2010, 02:43:41 PM
*Swings down from a vine, grabs baby eagle and swings away to train him as an apprentice.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 15, 2010, 02:43:59 PM
omg rofl
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: theyde on Feb 15, 2010, 05:01:24 PM
*grabs a pillow and hurls it at Darth Dude* WATCH YOUR BACK! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 15, 2010, 05:04:40 PM
*force pushes pillow back it hits They'de in the face*

Kirk: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY SHIP?!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: theyde on Feb 15, 2010, 07:13:12 PM
 ;D ;D Looking for chips ^^ I thought you might have one XD.... aaand I forgot where I put some skulls ..... damn I should write notes  :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Feb 16, 2010, 08:38:30 PM
This thread is becoming pure gold... :D

*awakes and realizes that all what happened (in this thread) was a dream*

*grabs some beer*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 17, 2010, 12:50:46 AM
*spits in beer, then runs away giggling*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 17, 2010, 12:56:24 AM
Oh no you don't, Chupa!
*Breaks beer bottle then throws the glass at Chupacabras.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 17, 2010, 01:29:48 AM
*dodges and keep running*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c4L4CPfQY8

STOP, HAMMER TIME
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 17, 2010, 01:41:25 AM
Dodge this!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_ufZZQrul9sE%2FSVZ0CuS4pII%2FAAAAAAAAAFg%2Fe9UxIJc_Gn4%2Fs200%2Fpredator-self-destruct.jpg&hash=7f7de17d3a46e265d3eb99df5f2d3bf9be217dcb)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 17, 2010, 01:54:08 AM
OH NO NOT AGAIN

*unzips baggy pants and points at Skinner's arm*

*Piss*

NO, U DODGE THIS!!!

*bomb malfunctions and disables*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 17, 2010, 02:02:49 AM
*Spits out piss.*
You asked for it.
*Pushes buttons on wrist computer and releases the Mel-Queen.*
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi787.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy151%2FTJDocT84%2FAlienQueenMel.jpg&hash=0657c853a545921eec7c278dd7357a4478aa1089)
Credit goes to TJ Doc.
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 17, 2010, 02:08:43 AM
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi47.tinypic.com%2F6g8too.jpg&hash=23d1d7dba61266f219eee4d7dcc43d49bc4a87d9)
[close]
BRING, IT, ON!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 17, 2010, 03:20:07 AM
Quote from: Skinner on Feb 17, 2010, 02:02:49 AM
*Spits out piss.*
You asked for it.
*Pushes buttons on wrist computer and releases the Mel-Queen.*
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi787.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy151%2FTJDocT84%2FAlienQueenMel.jpg&hash=0657c853a545921eec7c278dd7357a4478aa1089)
Credit goes to TJ Doc.
[close]
*hug mel queen she it feels loved and rolls over and Darth Dude rubbs the belly gives it a cookie and walks away happliy and watch tv.* You can fight her now Chupa ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Feb 17, 2010, 07:10:26 AM
IT WAS NOT A DREAM!

I'll have to kick your asses then...

*starts shooting everyone's faces off with a shotgun while Duke Nukem music plays*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: theyde on Feb 17, 2010, 09:05:31 AM
*steals scarhunter92's beer then cloaks and runs away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Feb 17, 2010, 04:40:20 PM
*grabs another beer and keeps shooting while Duke Nukem music is still playing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 17, 2010, 06:10:48 PM
*turns off duke Nukem music and puts DooM music on. then unfolds the BFG 9000*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: theyde on Feb 17, 2010, 06:26:12 PM
*puts on earphones and turns on the music on her I-pod (Lordi - Bite It Like a Bulldog) and keeps polishing her skulls, drinking the stolen beer ^^*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 17, 2010, 06:34:36 PM
*melts skulls with BFG 89000*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: theyde on Feb 17, 2010, 07:28:10 PM
RAGE MOD! *gets her plasma pistol and starts chasing chupacabras*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on Feb 17, 2010, 07:51:08 PM
*single-handedly turns into a technological singularity and enhances himself to the point where he has low-level control of all the matter in the universe*

Pie?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 17, 2010, 08:22:17 PM
*Runs to get another nuclear bomb.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Feb 17, 2010, 08:37:38 PM
No you don't!

*puts a banana peel on Skinner's way*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 17, 2010, 08:51:06 PM
*Stops running to admire banana peel.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 17, 2010, 08:54:32 PM
*shoots banana pell*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 17, 2010, 08:57:38 PM
*Continues running to get a nuclear bomb.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 17, 2010, 11:44:12 PM
*focus his energy of the darkside to the point where it opens rifts in space and team and bend reality. Dude then gains the powers of GOD!!! He is now indestructible, immortal and ever controlling of the universe.* Your all at my mercy now continue fighting like  madmen!! Keep them random and Skinner here's your nuke. *200 megaton Thermonuclear Fusion bomb falls on top of Skinner with a thud*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 17, 2010, 11:51:28 PM
*runs toward darth dude and hits him in the crotch pulse rifle buttstock, ruining all of his concentration and shuting down his powers. he falls to the ground as Skinner nuclear bomb dissapears with a POP!*

any more balls to break?!?!  >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 17, 2010, 11:53:43 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 17, 2010, 11:51:28 PM
*runs toward darth dude and hits him in the crotch pulse rifle buttstock, ruining all of his concentration and shuting down his powers. he falls to the ground as Skinner nuclear bomb dissapears with a POP!*

any more balls to break?!?!  >:(
YOU SON OF B*TCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets back up and uses the force and crushes  Chupa nuts into tiny black holes and now chupa nuts are pulling himself into non-existance!!!!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 17, 2010, 11:59:56 PM
BLAAAARGHHHH!!!!!!

ITS... GOOFY TIME!!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi123.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo308%2Fchidori93%2FGoofyTime.jpg&hash=056f0cc9a94c20506644b29ea68a540a42f7f7af)
*crawls over to darths dude, grabs him by the head and press it against his crotch, absorbing darth dude and himself into another dimension*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 18, 2010, 12:02:22 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 17, 2010, 11:59:56 PM
BLAAAARGHHHH!!!!!!

ITS... GOOFY TIME!!!!

*crawls over to darths dude, grabs him by the head and press it against his crotch, absorbing darth dude and himself into another dimension*
*thus CVD starts!!!!! It turns out to be an amazing movie and it makes more money then any movie ever!!! Chupa and Darth Dude become rich!!!! * :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: nekronuke on Feb 18, 2010, 12:12:37 AM
*nekronuke then uses his many feeding tubes to absorb darth_dude comepletely and take all his money*
LASER POTATO!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 18, 2010, 12:40:01 AM
Quote from: nekronuke on Feb 18, 2010, 12:12:37 AM
*nekronuke then uses his many feeding tubes to absorb darth_dude comepletely and take all his money*
LASER POTATO!!
*uses force and becomes god again this time nothing will stop him. *he gets his money back and seals nekronuke in a black void of nothing to feed on.* *goes home and enjoys his avp game.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 18, 2010, 01:07:59 AM
Nothing can stop him, but...
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg94.imageshack.us%2Fimg94%2F9222%2Fskinnosaurus.jpg&hash=bd86e1f809479d6f6081e262f62f981d8bea78bd)
[close]
THE SKINNOSAURUS!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 18, 2010, 01:14:02 AM
Quote from: Skinner on Feb 18, 2010, 01:07:59 AM
Nothing can stop him, but...
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg94.imageshack.us%2Fimg94%2F9222%2Fskinnosaurus.jpg&hash=bd86e1f809479d6f6081e262f62f981d8bea78bd)
[close]
THE SKINNOSAURUS!
expect SKINNOSAURUS SNACKS!!!!!!!!!!!! *feeds them to skinnosaurus!!!!* * and goes back home and plays avp*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: theyde on Feb 19, 2010, 05:25:43 AM
*takes out for a walk her fluffy facehugger* I'm doomed to be taking care of a Xeno and this... thing!
*the facehugger jumps and hugs her leg*.. erm.. yeah... ^^'
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 19, 2010, 02:18:06 PM
Quote from: theyde on Feb 19, 2010, 05:25:43 AM
*takes out for a walk her fluffy facehugger* I'm doomed to be taking care of a Xeno and this... thing!
*the facehugger jumps and hugs her leg*.. erm.. yeah... ^^'
Kinky  :D ;D lol
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 21, 2010, 10:36:04 PM
*bump*

*comes back from the black hole inside Darths dude Chest, tearing him apart and killing him instantly*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn2.knowyourmeme.com%2Fi%2F2587%2Foriginal%2FBeautiful_goofy_time.jpg&hash=809a14b744fd1ce86dfe7e64facb8ceacae4e5ae)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Feb 21, 2010, 10:37:59 PM
*little do you realize you brought back a nightmarish presence, when coming out of the black hole, and kills you after you killed Darth Dude*

Really sick picture btw.  :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 22, 2010, 01:13:00 AM
I found some nukes.
*Brings in large bag full of nuclear bombs.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 22, 2010, 04:57:32 AM
*comes back as a force ghost* You think i am dead!!!!! *uses the forces and pulls the body back together and takes it over* Goddamnit i really hate when that happens. my chest hurts now!! goddamnit!!!! *pic up the dead chupa and brings his ass back to life, its not fun without him. Then vanishes and trys to think of somthing very random to do*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Feb 22, 2010, 12:48:47 PM
*nukes the entire site from orbit*

It's the only way to be sure you know... :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 22, 2010, 03:44:12 PM
*nothing happens*

we are in space you know

oh WHAT THE f**k-
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmsp124.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fp5%2FReal_AirCooledMan%2FShoop-Da-Whoop.png&hash=707abc832e281751a1e1c1a126786655226c20ac)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Feb 22, 2010, 04:52:31 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fchud.com%2Farticles%2Fcontent_images%2F213%2FEscapeWitchMountain%2FScanners.gif&hash=79161c54da12a8f0cb975086b40c44aabd79ae00)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 23, 2010, 01:44:34 AM
I bet SpaceMarines can do that.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 23, 2010, 02:36:40 AM
he turns into a demon, i think lazers are not his business.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 23, 2010, 02:57:44 AM
he's a Canadian with syrup for blood.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: theyde on Feb 23, 2010, 05:52:02 AM
Quote from: Darth Dude on Feb 23, 2010, 02:57:44 AM
he's a Canadian with syrup for blood.
Yeah! And he eats pinky clouds and shits rainbow!!! o.O (damn, I shouldn't have used that LSD last night O_o)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Feb 23, 2010, 12:15:42 PM
"Lots of ways to help people. Sometimes heal patients; sometimes execute dangerous people. Either way helps."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi367.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Foo118%2FOutkasteternal%2FVideo%2520Content%2Fdistrict9.gif&hash=544f34737bd37773fa63cce0546c6633e2a48f17)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Feb 23, 2010, 02:19:29 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 23, 2010, 12:15:42 PM
"Lots of ways to help people. Sometimes heal patients; sometimes execute dangerous people. Either way helps."

http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo118/Outkasteternal/Video%20Content/district9.gif

WTF is the point of this post?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Feb 23, 2010, 02:59:08 PM
I saw the word "random" in the thread's title. Good enough for me.

WTFrak.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Feb 23, 2010, 03:06:30 PM
*puts bomb on there and activates detonator*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 23, 2010, 03:09:25 PM
Quote from: theyde on Feb 23, 2010, 05:52:02 AM
Quote from: Darth Dude on Feb 23, 2010, 02:57:44 AM
he's a Canadian with syrup for blood.
Yeah! And he eats pinky clouds and shits rainbow!!! o.O (damn, I shouldn't have used that LSD last night O_o)
hey share some of the love girl?!!!  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Feb 23, 2010, 03:12:27 PM
*lights a cigar*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Feb 23, 2010, 03:22:50 PM
Kaboom! :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 23, 2010, 03:29:31 PM
speaking of drug induced paralisis

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.encyclopediadramatica.com%2Fimages%2Fe%2Fed%2FPARTY_HARD_ANDREWWK.gif&hash=5cf9d3d2eebe5349585f9066fea8222c4218807c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Feb 23, 2010, 06:55:27 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 23, 2010, 03:29:31 PM
speaking of drug induced paralisis

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/ed/PARTY_HARD_ANDREWWK.gif

Staring at that for longer than 10 seconds can't be good... :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 23, 2010, 08:48:40 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 23, 2010, 03:29:31 PM
speaking of drug induced paralisis

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/ed/PARTY_HARD_ANDREWWK.gif
trippy man. :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 23, 2010, 09:34:58 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 23, 2010, 03:29:31 PM
speaking of drug induced paralisis

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/ed/PARTY_HARD_ANDREWWK.gif
*Has a seizure.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 23, 2010, 09:55:10 PM
*chupacabras PARTY HARDs*

*its super effective!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 23, 2010, 10:03:43 PM
*gets dizzy falls down a flight of stairs and lands on his head. get back up* OW!!!!!! *walks to out of the place and vanishes again.* *then an army of Darth_Dude roit cops show up again and storm the place and beat up chupa, straps him in cuffs and sends him home to bubba!!!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 24, 2010, 04:46:43 AM
*whistles a cab*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Feb 24, 2010, 04:51:38 AM
*cab stops, but crushes your foot in the process.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 24, 2010, 05:17:06 AM
¡¡¡SON OF A-

*inhalates and bites lips until they bleed*

*gets inside cab and asks*

get me the hell outta here
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 24, 2010, 05:20:00 AM
Cabie drive: Plz specifie destination sir. *its a indian guy named Ahmed* And would you like a squishy?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 24, 2010, 05:39:17 AM
*Sigh* take me to Phobos moon UAC base, please.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Feb 24, 2010, 10:04:31 AM
*destroys Phobos moon UAC base with his Death Star*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 24, 2010, 07:29:36 PM
*Fires several nukes at the cab.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 24, 2010, 09:49:59 PM
Quote from: scarhunter92 on Feb 24, 2010, 10:04:31 AM
*destroys Phobos moon UAC base with his Death Star*
YOU MOTHER f**kER!!!

LOOK AT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi47.tinypic.com%2F2s0ftp0.jpg&hash=236b43f2cd26e1250a04564c83caef57ac594d88)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 24, 2010, 09:56:58 PM
You won't take me down with such ease!
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg22.imageshack.us%2Fimg22%2F9460%2F2s0ftp0.jpg&hash=47ee829a5849e4a8a5c39067ffcdefb2bcca9417)
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 24, 2010, 10:23:18 PM
thank god SpaceMarines is not here...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 25, 2010, 12:22:16 AM
*all of skinners nukes have been manufacture by Darth Dude Incorprated.* "Building Better Bombs!!!"

*a package of more nukes for Skinner arrives with a darth dude clone* PLz sign here sir. :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 25, 2010, 12:34:57 AM
*Signs paper*
Thank you, keep them coming.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 25, 2010, 05:01:17 AM
Quote from: Skinner on Feb 25, 2010, 12:34:57 AM
*Signs paper*
Thank you, keep them coming.
Building Better Bombs sir.  *vanishes*  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: theyde on Feb 25, 2010, 05:28:58 AM
*watches the show from aside eating popcorn* Come on! Go get 'em........... erm whoever XD
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 25, 2010, 09:56:50 AM
*suddenly a pie flies and hits they'de in the face* hahahahahahahaha *then pulls a rope and its raining pies on every one* MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: theyde on Feb 25, 2010, 11:07:35 AM
*glares at Darth Dude then pulls up a fire hose and aims the water stream at him* SURPRISEEEEEE!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 26, 2010, 01:30:07 AM
*Drops five nukes then flies away to get more.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Feb 26, 2010, 05:53:45 AM
*looks around, notices random, nonsensical fights, looks up towards the sky*

I- I'm home! *cries tears of joy*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Feb 26, 2010, 05:56:04 AM
*denied at the Golden Gates, sent straight to Hell*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Feb 26, 2010, 05:57:58 AM
 ???
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Feb 26, 2010, 06:02:34 AM
Awe---you said Heavens and changed it to sky!  ???

I guess mine makes less sense now... :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Feb 26, 2010, 06:03:45 AM
I changed it to clear up the misconception. Anyways, that's all behind us now.

*puts First Blood into headlock, beat around the face with fists and knees*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Feb 26, 2010, 06:05:05 AM
*brakes from head lock, upon which we have a stare down before engaging in mortal combat*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Feb 26, 2010, 06:12:04 AM
FOOLISH BEING. I AM NO MORTAL!!!

*blasts First Blood into the sun, reducing him to elementary electrons, protons, and neutrons*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Feb 26, 2010, 06:15:56 AM
*upon you sending me into the Sun, it causes a supernova destroying the entire galaxy and ripping a hole in the fabric of space!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Feb 26, 2010, 06:29:06 AM
Damn, it happened again! >:( Oh, well.

*steals theyde's popcorn*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Feb 26, 2010, 06:30:56 AM
I am guessing space gets destoyed a lot during the pillow fights?

*steals your popcorn, that you stole from theyde*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Feb 26, 2010, 06:31:28 AM
 >:(

You will soon regret that.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Feb 26, 2010, 06:33:14 AM
 ??? ???

*hands the popcorn back to you*  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Feb 26, 2010, 06:44:07 AM
Excellent.

*begins eating popcorn*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Feb 26, 2010, 08:56:10 AM
*gets into his roflcopter*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kreativekorp.com%2Fmiscpages%2Fomgwtfbbq%2Froflcopter.gif&hash=9d87d5eb5ebaf7fa6a46c0afca25a4129c9dd196)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 26, 2010, 08:38:09 PM
I have been waiting for you to join the brawl, Space.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Magneto on Feb 26, 2010, 08:56:57 PM
*Steps into the thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Feb 26, 2010, 09:34:29 PM
Quote from: Skinner on Feb 26, 2010, 08:38:09 PM
I have been waiting for you to join the brawl, Space.

I don't know why it took me so long!

*shoots down ROFLcopter with RPG, then beats ShinigamiX with the empty rocket launcher*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 27, 2010, 04:16:56 AM
Well now that your here I might as well release a new friend of mine again...
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi787.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy151%2FTJDocT84%2FAlienQueenMel.jpg&hash=0657c853a545921eec7c278dd7357a4478aa1089)
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Feb 27, 2010, 04:21:01 AM
Shit! Why did TJ have to give Mic one of those Cadbury eggs? And why isn't he here? I could really use the help.

*drop kicks Mel-Queen in the face*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Feb 27, 2010, 04:21:54 AM
*breaks Mel-Queen's knees with a baseball bat*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 27, 2010, 04:26:35 AM
Well that sucked.  :(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Feb 27, 2010, 04:45:57 AM
Hm... that was very anticlimactic. Oh well.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 27, 2010, 05:13:47 AM
Great i have to rebuild the galaxy again. *puts on a hard hat grabs 2x4 and tool kit and gets to work* *lunch bell rings hours later* oh boy i am tired. *opens up lunch box, eats sandwhich and then pulls a large bottle of vodka!!* *drinks it*

*suddenly Gohan and Crillin show up* Holy shit Gohan what's his power level?

OMG GOD its over 9 billion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Medical note: Super Vodka should not be used by small childern or pregant woman, may cause exstreme drunkness, unbelive boost in power, and will cause halcinations, and one night stands with women you would never touch with a 10 foot pole. Has tendcy to make everything bueatiful to the user and make one invicible and able to feel no pain. Also may cause liver damage. If in the hands of a being known as a Darth Dude, or Dude in the name of it, it will make the being into a god. Beware this will be hell and reality will not applie here.

Ah crap, you guy really did let dude into the vodka didn't you?  :o

*back to dude drinking vodka* POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *finishes remaking the galaxy then and smuthers Space Marines with a big pink teddy bear. Kicks first blood in the balls and feeds him to the fishes, gives Skinner a shit load more nukes, and gives  Chupa a wedgie!!! He then give They'de popcorn again and then sticks a whoopie cushin under her butt. She sits and fart noise happens. Dude vanishes very quickly again.* *all thats' left on the ground is a broken bottle of vodka.*

*annoucer guy* I told you not to let him have the vodka.  >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Feb 27, 2010, 05:15:47 AM
Vodka!

*wanders off looking for more....*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 27, 2010, 05:16:55 AM
I'm going to have to nuke the entire sight from orbit...TWELVE TIMES!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Feb 27, 2010, 05:18:47 AM
Foolish, foolish mortal. Dude, don't you know? I'm on a level of consciousness and existence far beyond the pitiful comprehension of your insubstantial mind!

*pokes Darth Dude in eye, runs away and hides behind a wall*

Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 27, 2010, 05:36:43 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Feb 27, 2010, 05:18:47 AM
Foolish, foolish mortal. Dude, don't you know? I'm on a level of consciousness and existence far beyond the pitiful comprehension of your insubstantial mind!

*pokes Darth Dude in eye, runs away and hides behind a wall*

Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee!
I am no mortal!!! I am the master of all forces that bind the universe and keep it in exstistance!!!! *A massive bucket of holy water falls on space marines and then a bunch of holy crossses and other  holy artifacts* Back demon!!!!!!!!!

*throws First-blood some vodka*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Feb 27, 2010, 05:39:17 AM
*takes bottle and starts drinking away, "hey thanks!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 27, 2010, 05:40:16 AM
*Nukes the site from orbit...TWELVE TIMES!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Feb 27, 2010, 05:42:33 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi787.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy151%2FTJDocT84%2FSpaceMarnesaclypse.jpg&hash=e65e3bedb66d8db3b1722e6bc6c234ab02101cf2)

I AM NOT A DEMON!!! THIS FORM IS MERELY THE IMAGE THAT YOUR PUNY MINDS PROJECT WHEN YOU GAZE UPON ME! I CAN SEE THE DESTRUCTION OF UNIVERSES AND THE CREATION OF ATOMS!!! THE FUNDAMENTAL FABRIC OF THE MULTIVERSE IS AS VISIBLE TO ME AS THE SUN IS TO YOU!

*kicks Darth Dude in knee*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 27, 2010, 05:45:01 AM
"This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Feb 27, 2010, 05:45:33 AM
Quiet you!

*throws sperm whale fetus at Skinner*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 27, 2010, 05:46:33 AM
*kicks space marines in the nuts* THEN WE SHALL BE IN BATTLE TILL THE END OF ALL CREATIONS!!!!!! *then the nukes falls and dude flies away on the shock wave* WEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *and crashes into an asteroid* mother f**ker.... *gets back up and continues to fight spacemarines!!!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 27, 2010, 05:49:39 AM
*Applies napkin and enjoys sperm whale fetus with a side of rice.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Feb 27, 2010, 05:51:41 AM
Candygram!

*hands Darth Dude a box labeled 'Candygram', but it actually contains a bomb*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 27, 2010, 05:59:37 AM
*opens it, it explodes* *covered in ash* ok clearly this means war.

Toy Slinky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gives space marines a slinky and it wraps around him and rips him across the freaken thread* I like toys!! I like toys!! TOYS OF THE GRAVEYARD!!!!!!!!!

*Picks up space marines, put him back together and dress him up as a little doll and posts pics on myspace.* hahahahaha so cute!!!! what now big fella?   
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Feb 27, 2010, 06:00:29 AM
>:(

*beats Darth Dude with Skinner*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 27, 2010, 06:01:54 AM
Happy to be of assistance.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Feb 27, 2010, 06:05:13 AM
Oh ok i see how you want to play this!!! *picks up first blood loads him into a canon a block of explosives, fires it* *first blood flies into spacemarines and blows the crap out of him* *Darth dude grabs ice pack for his head from skinners blunt head damage*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Feb 27, 2010, 06:52:39 AM
You know, when I was your age I would lug 50 pounds of ice up 5, 6 flights of stairs!

Person standing beside SpaceMarines: So what?

So what? So, let's dance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKcY75LIkRw
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 27, 2010, 08:59:21 PM
*Drops a nuke.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Feb 27, 2010, 09:01:09 PM
*Escapes with Predator ship*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Feb 27, 2010, 10:03:43 PM
Quote from: Skinner on Feb 27, 2010, 08:59:21 PM
*Drops a nuke.*

Ha ha ha! You forgot to add the detonator!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 27, 2010, 10:26:30 PM
 >:( Darth Dude is ripping me off. These nukes aren't powerful enough anymore, I need a SUPER NOVA!
*Flies into space to get a Super Nova.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Feb 28, 2010, 03:16:35 AM
*shouts to Skinner*

That's not how supernovae work!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Feb 28, 2010, 04:22:59 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg225.imageshack.us%2Fimg225%2F6343%2Fsupernovareminant.jpg&hash=bdbd1c3034e0cc6a28bf53ca190fc1d27df553af)

*Gets destroyed.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Feb 28, 2010, 04:35:08 AM
Damnit, Skinner! You robbed me of the satisfaction of killing you myself!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 28, 2010, 06:22:57 PM
*walks in*

hai guys-

ow.

*walks out*

*phonecalls TJ Doc*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Feb 28, 2010, 06:35:12 PM
Yay! That means TJ will come here soon! *throws multiple grenades in random directions*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Feb 28, 2010, 08:00:11 PM
oh great, the last thing i need, a CyberDemon.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg22.imageshack.us%2Fimg22%2F9460%2F2s0ftp0.jpg&hash=47ee829a5849e4a8a5c39067ffcdefb2bcca9417)
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TJ Doc on Feb 28, 2010, 08:49:25 PM
^  :o

Quote from: SpaceMarines on Feb 27, 2010, 05:42:33 AM
http://i787.photobucket.com/albums/yy151/TJDocT84/SpaceMarnesaclypse.jpg

I AM NOT A DEMON!!! THIS FORM IS MERELY THE IMAGE THAT YOUR PUNY MINDS PROJECT WHEN YOU GAZE UPON ME! I CAN SEE THE DESTRUCTION OF UNIVERSES AND THE CREATION OF ATOMS!!! THE FUNDAMENTAL FABRIC OF THE MULTIVERSE IS AS VISIBLE TO ME AS THE SUN IS TO YOU!


Ahem.  8)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi787.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy151%2FTJDocT84%2FDeathofSpaceMarines.png&hash=600093bcfcc081202546a15c59c90005c71929dd)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Feb 28, 2010, 08:56:18 PM
Yay! TJ is here! Wait, what're you doing with that gun? *BOOM, BLAST* AAAAUUUGGHH!!! YOU BETRAYED ME!!

*takes AK-74 down from shelf, cocks rifle, begins firing fully-auto at TJ Doc*

P.S. That picture is your best one yet! :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TJ Doc on Feb 28, 2010, 09:11:32 PM
Uh oh. Must go faster! Must go faster!

*initiates Ludicrous Speed and zooms to temporary safety*

P.S. Merci!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Requiem28 on Feb 28, 2010, 09:12:59 PM
well, i've never seen this thread before.

F#*CK YOU GUYS!!!!!! >=D

just kiddin. ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Feb 28, 2010, 09:24:36 PM
Quote from: TJ Doc on Feb 28, 2010, 09:11:32 PM
Uh oh. Must go faster! Must go faster!

*initiates Ludicrous Speed and zooms to temporary safety*

P.S. Merci!

My god! It's TJ Doc! He's gone plaid and combined a Jurassic Park reference with a Spaceballs one!

Quote from: Requiem28 on Feb 28, 2010, 09:12:59 PM
well, i've never seen this thread before.

F#*CK YOU GUYS!!!!!! >=D

just kiddin. ;)

Yeah, well f**k you too! *stomps on Requiem28's foot really, really hard*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Requiem28 on Mar 02, 2010, 08:11:42 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Feb 28, 2010, 09:24:36 PM

Quote from: Requiem28 on Feb 28, 2010, 09:12:59 PM
well, i've never seen this thread before.

F#*CK YOU GUYS!!!!!! >=D

just kiddin. ;)

Yeah, well f**k you too! *stomps on Requiem28's foot really, really hard*

ouch
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 02, 2010, 10:37:56 PM
This is amusing.

*puts on sunglasses and steps out of the frame*

*CSI: Miami opening plays*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Mar 02, 2010, 10:42:46 PM
*kicks ugly hobo and then ends his suffering. turns back to the screen, "you were saying?"*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 02, 2010, 10:59:06 PM
Quote from: scarhunter92 on Mar 02, 2010, 10:37:56 PM
This is amusing.

*puts on sunglasses and steps out of the frame*

*CSI: Miami opening plays*

The song is called Won't Get Fooled Again, and that shortened version hardly does it justice!

*knocks sunglasses off of the Horatio wannabe, steps on them*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Mar 03, 2010, 12:31:00 AM
*turns and smacks his pet alien with a bat*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 03, 2010, 01:02:57 AM
*calls animal protection service*

looks like the dogalien... got his ass bursted

*puts sunglasses on top of sunglasses*

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 03, 2010, 01:08:14 AM
*puts on a fez, puts a smaller fez on that fez, then puts sunglasses on the smaller fez*

BEAT THAT!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 03, 2010, 01:29:07 AM
*Fires super nova gun into the side of Earth.*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg30.imageshack.us%2Fimg30%2F7166%2Fasteroidearthanimation.jpg&hash=aef7ef02bc06a6a98fdac10132640e2877139bbb)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 03, 2010, 01:30:38 AM
Yeah, well, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 03, 2010, 01:41:05 AM
Oh yeah, well look at this.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg443.imageshack.us%2Fimg443%2F5962%2Fspacemarnesaclypse.jpg&hash=e132e5ab299339f83fb374545dd65252f08007f6)
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 03, 2010, 01:50:05 AM
That- that's sacrilege! >:(

*does a flying double punch double kick into Skinner*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 03, 2010, 08:24:34 PM
f**k this!

*grabs a pillow and takes a nap*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 03, 2010, 08:31:42 PM
*walks back in from a nice break and brings a massive Nuclear Nova Bomb with a primed detonator. Its as big as a freaking sky scraper.* Hey Skinner i brought you a new toy and i like the new devil look!!!! ;D


*then runs up and kicks scarhunter in the back of the head and then lights him on fire.* WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 03, 2010, 08:35:53 PM
I'M THE HUMAN TORCH YOU FOOL! FIRE DOES NOTHING TO ME SINCE I CAN BE ON FIRE WHENEVER I WANT BABY!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fweblogs.baltimoresun.com%2Fsports%2Fthetoydepartment%2FHumanTorch.gif&hash=a619ddd7cda2c535b48b7e67035ce9f635983d3b)

*burns Darth's eyes until they pop like popcorn*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 03, 2010, 08:41:28 PM
TJ!!! OH f**k!!!

TJ!!! WE NEED MORE BFG9000s!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 03, 2010, 08:58:00 PM
I'M ON IT!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg52.imageshack.us%2Fimg52%2F8697%2Fdeathoftorch.png&hash=48fd160c1e7d05ffacfb06a8c7815a4715293384)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 03, 2010, 09:09:21 PM
GOA'ULD SHIELD MOTHERf**kERS! IT CAN RESIST PLENTY OF NUKES AND THAT STUFF!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthepeoplescube.com%2Fimages%2FObama_Poster_Goauld.gif&hash=9baa22a4736a40140902009548f1ac675fe58c2f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 03, 2010, 09:11:06 PM
Nothing resists the BFG. Nothing!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 03, 2010, 09:27:01 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Mar 03, 2010, 09:11:06 PM
Nothing resists the BFG. Nothing!

In Stargate SG-1, those shields protected goa'uld warships from bigass overpowered nukes sent from Earth to destroy them.

BEHOLD THE REAL GODS!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 03, 2010, 10:29:09 PM
I repeat: nothing.

*gets MacGyver to build an anti-goa'uld shield device, which subsequently destroys scarhunter92's shield*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: BaconBits on Mar 04, 2010, 12:39:04 AM
*BaconBits sits there asking MacGyver the same anoying question Hey what cha doin there buddy.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 04, 2010, 12:41:22 AM
*Sets Nova bomb.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 04, 2010, 04:08:00 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Mar 03, 2010, 10:29:09 PM
I repeat: nothing.

*gets MacGyver to build an anti-goa'uld shield device, which subsequently destroys scarhunter92's shield*

I guess that works.

*explodes*

I'll transfer my soul to another body, bitches! I'll be back! 8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 04, 2010, 04:28:08 PM
not in my watch.

*starts singing in a pitch so high it stuns everyone around keeping scarhunter from switching bodies*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Alien³ on Mar 04, 2010, 08:55:28 PM
*Stuffs a turd in his singing mouth.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 04, 2010, 09:24:57 PM
NOW IT'S MY CHANCE!

*transfers his soul into...*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthespotlightreport.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F04%2Foptimus-prime-370x270.jpg&hash=65ca3ac1ee59e22d71d03a3e7f1e6abd2520f9cb)

AUTOBOTS, TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!

*Autobots go pew pew*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 04, 2010, 09:34:49 PM
*eyes regrow back and uses force storm and shorts out the auto bots* Ok Skinner blow the damn bomb already!!!!!  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 04, 2010, 09:43:41 PM
*Blows the bomb.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 05, 2010, 12:11:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BKYpH2BNgE

Well that was anticlimactic.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 05, 2010, 01:18:38 PM
*as the microwave opens*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmuSck6uoZI
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 05, 2010, 01:19:29 PM
*Grows into a WereCrocodile*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Gate on Mar 05, 2010, 01:31:05 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh3.ggpht.com%2FBladeBV2000%2FSGi3lgYYhTI%2FAAAAAAAAAMo%2FsrQ2EnzgyAw%2FGoofy_thumb%255B2%255D.jpg&hash=331e1c097fa3a05c83e422be53118b7d295f3ab0)
Quote from: Skinner on Mar 04, 2010, 09:43:41 PM
*Blows the bomb.*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbum.net%2Fpics%2Fno-u.jpg&hash=aa5b8dee3785250f7df3b311ca658426e4c27fad)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 05, 2010, 01:36:50 PM
*Launches a bomb to Lumine*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 05, 2010, 05:22:38 PM
*summons Oblivion gate*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fphoniex.bingaman2.com%2Fimages%2FOblivion%2FOblivion61.jpg&hash=7548ea6b76132c681cc54384756b670e02e9fc13)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 05, 2010, 07:01:11 PM
*Burps at Oblivion Gate and destroys it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Alien³ on Mar 05, 2010, 07:18:42 PM
*Sits down and thinks hard*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 05, 2010, 07:21:13 PM
*Joins Alien3*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 05, 2010, 08:24:17 PM
*sits down NOT thinking*

....................................................
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 05, 2010, 09:32:08 PM
*Thinks, not sitting down.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 05, 2010, 09:36:01 PM
*farts, then scratches left buttchecks*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 06, 2010, 12:46:36 AM
*Snaps Jedward's neck*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 06, 2010, 01:33:52 AM
*Offers Chupa some of his popcorn.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: BaconBits on Mar 06, 2010, 03:42:14 AM
*BaconBits Sits down thinking you guys are haveing a breath holding contest.............And after several minutes knocks him self out do to lack of oxygen...."THUD!!!"*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: #6.0 on Mar 06, 2010, 03:43:51 AM
What do I do on Friday nights?

Your wife.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 06, 2010, 06:03:26 AM
Wrong thread, man. :D

*takes BaconBits' wallet and watch, kicks unconscious body several times, leaves thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 06, 2010, 02:06:10 PM
*summons even bigger Oblivion gate that sucks everyone in the thread into Oblivion*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fphoniex.bingaman2.com%2Fimages%2FOblivion%2FOblivion61.jpg&hash=7548ea6b76132c681cc54384756b670e02e9fc13)

LET'S KILL DREMORAS! :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 06, 2010, 07:52:29 PM
*returns to thread*

Hey, whats going-- AAAUGHH!!!

*sucked into Oblivion*

JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE f**k JUST HAPPENED!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 06, 2010, 08:35:13 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FSasukeChidori.jpg&hash=1ff52defa8375213b4d1990f4668aec7ce5df6a5)

"Who Wants It"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 06, 2010, 08:43:19 PM
ninjas cant catch you if you catch em' all first!

*trows pokeball at lie1295*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 06, 2010, 08:53:49 PM
*Breaks free and screams*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FSasukeSusanoO.jpg&hash=1d4f523e965b7cc517aa73aa8f07fd87e415510e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 06, 2010, 08:55:19 PM
*walks away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 06, 2010, 09:02:09 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fjnaruto_476_sleepyfans_07.jpg&hash=97a33c774cc0abf0c11850180d08254eb4d692b2)

"Where do you think your going"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 06, 2010, 09:09:32 PM
wherever people respects the laws of physics.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fawesomegifs.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fhaters-gonna-hate.gif&hash=31afdbda593d7560827b0362de84b8adaabb10a8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 06, 2010, 09:45:37 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fjnaruto_476_sleepyfans_19-20.jpg&hash=27efe158563b3e7e328636de25feb349066f5241)

"I Guess... I Win".
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 06, 2010, 10:55:33 PM
that wasn't me, i dont wear gay capes with huge necks. i wear BAGGY PANTS!!!

*starts dancing*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c4L4CPfQY8

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 06, 2010, 11:02:59 PM
I did lol when I read that and I remember this Pic  :P

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fknaruto_483_sleepyfans_14.jpg&hash=48dfddac54a88d8c5f8c369d29ce0dca4a6de944)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 06, 2010, 11:46:48 PM
*crawls out of Oblivion*

Jesus Christ, it was like Hell, only more imps!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 06, 2010, 11:59:21 PM
imps are child's play.

f**king revenants
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fdoom%2Fimages%2F2%2F2d%2FRev_demo.png&hash=e164e6b5cab1337aa35966dbc6a552b20dd67888)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 07, 2010, 12:06:05 AM
"Is it true there are donuts in Oblivion?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 07, 2010, 12:10:25 AM
Yes, but they all have really big sharp nasty teeth.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 07, 2010, 12:15:59 AM
you mean cacodemons?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fdoom%2Fimages%2Fe%2Fef%2FCacodemon_encounter.png&hash=7dcf318a2f6a721dc67153b8d3747f5978b04d71)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 07, 2010, 12:47:00 AM
No, I mean flying donuts with big sharp nasty teeth. But they also have cacodemons.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 07, 2010, 01:14:14 AM
I'm hidden!

Clue: I'm in one of the towers named after natural disasters...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 07, 2010, 01:18:12 AM
Well, there's only one way to settle this: Monty Python style!

*begins blowing up every tower named after a natural disaster*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 07, 2010, 01:21:26 AM
*Runs across skinny bridge to the massive center tower, that just can't be blown up, because it is protected by... like.. a scary monster.. thing.. that... eats.. people that, like... try to blow up the tower it's... protecting. Yeah, that.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 07, 2010, 01:33:33 AM
Only one way to finish this off! I must resort to joke warfare! It'll kill me, but it'll take you with me!

*reads the world's funniest joke, which is so potent it kills any who hear it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 07, 2010, 01:35:23 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fknaruto_483_sleepyfans_14.jpg&hash=48dfddac54a88d8c5f8c369d29ce0dca4a6de944)

"Wait... I dont get it".
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 07, 2010, 06:59:06 AM
If you were a Monty Python fan, you would. :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 07, 2010, 03:18:24 PM
i only saw one monty python movie, unfurtunately.

i love british hummor so much  :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Mar 07, 2010, 04:06:41 PM
*coughs and vaguely says weirdos*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 07, 2010, 08:41:25 PM
*starts throwing crap at everyone like an angry monkey*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: #6.0 on Mar 07, 2010, 11:03:27 PM
*thinks about typing something.....then doesnt*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 07, 2010, 11:08:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk

*in the time it takes everyone to watch these the obvlion closes down*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 07, 2010, 11:31:41 PM
Um...thank you, Chupa.  :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 08, 2010, 12:21:41 AM
*Unleashes stay puft marshmellow man to destroy thread*


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmarriageconfessions.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F01%2Fstay-puft-marshmallow-man.jpg&hash=797416d2693973130697499491e5c45bf9bdc4a5)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TJ Doc on Mar 08, 2010, 12:33:22 AM
I don't think so!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi787.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy151%2FTJDocT84%2F3AvPghostbusters.jpg&hash=528cffa87ece560f8679a4dfdff4c09a1e80032c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 08, 2010, 12:35:19 AM
*Cries, because he's not a ghostbuser.*  :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TJ Doc on Mar 08, 2010, 12:39:16 AM
Don't worry, Skinner, your time will come. Chupa's face just seemed to fit the most in this case.

*watches the AvP Ghostbusters battle Stay Puft*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 08, 2010, 12:41:24 AM
It's hard to get my face on things since my avatar is the entire upper body.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TJ Doc on Mar 08, 2010, 12:43:19 AM
Hmm...

*dodges stray proton stream*

There's bound to be something your avatar can fit on to. Time will tell!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 08, 2010, 12:51:25 AM
Quote from: TJ Doc on Mar 08, 2010, 12:33:22 AM
I don't think so!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi787.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy151%2FTJDocT84%2F3AvPghostbusters.jpg&hash=528cffa87ece560f8679a4dfdff4c09a1e80032c)

Dammit! >_< at least we can make some smores...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 08, 2010, 01:09:17 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg710.imageshack.us%2Fimg710%2F9483%2Fsmore.jpg&hash=e032749966a4dddb35cb4cdad335e587a10c6b7b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: BaconBits on Mar 08, 2010, 01:17:15 AM
*BaconBits Wakes up and yells out "Were the hell is my wallet and why do my ribs hurt so bad"*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 08, 2010, 01:19:02 AM
*kicks baconbits in ribs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 08, 2010, 06:25:20 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftechfunked.com%2Fweb20blog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F09%2Fpacman-killer.jpg&hash=2e9b4ae1e3634080328ff071c6c323d402dcf9e2)

"Attack Killer Mrs Pacman Kill Them All!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 08, 2010, 10:12:21 PM
[what the f**k how did i get into this]

*fires weapon at pacman*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 09, 2010, 12:36:08 AM
Quote from: TJ Doc on Mar 08, 2010, 12:33:22 AM
I don't think so!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi787.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy151%2FTJDocT84%2F3AvPghostbusters.jpg&hash=528cffa87ece560f8679a4dfdff4c09a1e80032c)

Quote from: Lie1295 on Mar 08, 2010, 06:25:20 PM
http://techfunked.com/web20blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/pacman-killer.jpg

"Attack Killer Mrs Pacman Kill Them All!"

Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!

*fires proton beam at Killer Mrs. Pacman*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 09, 2010, 01:13:57 AM
wait! you cant kill it! its not Mr. Pacman! its MR. PACMAN!!!

mrs. pacman is behind him!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flaist.com%2Fattachments%2Fla_julie%2FMr%2520and%2520Mrs%2520Pac%2520Man.jpg&hash=a318ab57c68952ae96b8c5dbe34c9a50dba35faf)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Mar 09, 2010, 01:30:48 AM
*bashes the brothers Strause over the head and tells them all the things wrong with AVP:R*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 09, 2010, 10:32:36 PM
I wonder where Chupa brought TJ's body after SpaceMarines shot him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TJ Doc on Mar 09, 2010, 10:45:48 PM
*body abruptly falls into the thread, awaiting resurrection*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 09, 2010, 10:48:27 PM
Sorry bro...

*gets dead TJ body under the bed and aims weapon at SpaceMarines's head*

EVERYBODY! GET BACK! HE CAN REGROW HIS HEAD AT ANY MOMENT!

*fires weapon*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 09, 2010, 10:52:10 PM
I cant let this happen!

*runs and Punch's chupa in the face*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 09, 2010, 10:54:40 PM
*Sneaks over to TJ's body.*
What form of resurrection should we use?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 09, 2010, 10:58:31 PM
*grabs Lie's arm as it hits his face and breaks it by the elbow, then punches his nose into his brain, causing him to pass out of pain.*

Ahem... plot hole ressurection, skinner.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TJ Doc on Mar 09, 2010, 10:59:52 PM
*hand falls pointing in the direction of the TARDIS*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 09, 2010, 11:02:14 PM
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

*eyes shine*

......how do i use it?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TJ Doc on Mar 09, 2010, 11:11:09 PM
*note in pocket reads: In the event of my death, simply drag me into the TARDIS*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 09, 2010, 11:18:36 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FSasuke-Shippuden-Manga-uchiha-sasuk.jpg&hash=c18b3aaca660e1bf4db070f38d9cca0ff5c20c6a)

Not so fast

Summoning

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsteynian.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F12%2Fmanbearpig_485.jpg&hash=cd8fa0d9befd91165e256611ff7c3c5fd2851705)

Take care of TJ Doc body I'll take Chupa
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 09, 2010, 11:39:48 PM
*opens TARDIS doors and trows TJ body in there, then calls for an A-10C thunderbolt II airstrike on the ManBearPig*

30 SECONDS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eD_Lo61rAw
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 09, 2010, 11:46:55 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 09, 2010, 10:48:27 PM
Sorry bro...

*gets dead TJ body under the bed and aims weapon at SpaceMarines's head*

EVERYBODY! GET BACK! HE CAN REGROW HIS HEAD AT ANY MOMENT!

*fires weapon*

*FWOOP!*

Really, now? Do you have any idea how annoying that is?

Oh, and TJ? I have the Necronomicon here; you don't need the stuff you stole from Doctor Who, I'll bring you back myself!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TJ Doc on Mar 09, 2010, 11:47:59 PM
*eyes snap open*

IT BEGINS!!!

*stands bolt upright*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi787.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy151%2FTJDocT84%2FTJDocregeneration.jpg&hash=756aa3e3e00ba783beb1bb06216d8d47c2471867)

OOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

... Guess who's baaack?!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi787.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy151%2FTJDocT84%2Ftennant2.jpg&hash=b89321327e593e98a1f759af5612d61c71057dd4)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 09, 2010, 11:51:39 PM
Yeah! It worked!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TJ Doc on Mar 09, 2010, 11:52:51 PM
Well, the 'Doc' is in my name for a reason.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 09, 2010, 11:53:38 PM
Why aren't I in the picture? :( I know I'm the one who killed you, but I brought the Necronomicon to bring you back.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TJ Doc on Mar 09, 2010, 11:58:36 PM
You weren't in time! The TARDIS regenerated me. You're just outside its doors, out of view.

Spoiler
Also, I made it before you joined the fray.
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 10, 2010, 12:03:45 AM
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go cry whilst studying for my science exam. :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TJ Doc on Mar 10, 2010, 12:08:12 AM
Hey!

*holds out arms*

Hugs?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 10, 2010, 12:10:50 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FSasuketeam.jpg&hash=22ec1faad5e79580f0c9b289fcab56d95e95bcd2)

Its time lets do this
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 10, 2010, 12:12:50 AM
OH SHIT! INCOMING!

*A-10 Strafes the lab*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ-pdvirHDQ

*talks to the radio*

CEASE FIRE! SAY AGAIN! CEASE FIRE! YOU ARE SHOOTING FRIENDLIES!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 10, 2010, 12:25:20 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fenaruto_464_sleepyfans_16.jpg&hash=6e2ecefc70ff1ccf5b5e185b3976ad3d1b34ee62)

You dont know the power if the Dark Side
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 10, 2010, 12:28:59 AM
SPACE! WE NEED YOUR INNER CYBER DEMON!

LIE HAS GOTTEN OTAKU-BATSHIT ON US!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 10, 2010, 12:47:16 AM
*click*

You have reached SpaceMarines. I'm afraid I cannot come to the board right now, as I am trying to find out exactly how I keep regrowing my head. Please leave a message, and I'll probably delete it, but, whatever. Bye!

*beep!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 10, 2010, 12:54:20 AM
*Walking slowing towards Chupa*

lol what will you do now?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 10, 2010, 01:00:40 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2F2589ipz.png&hash=3a4b16fbbf58979160013ddb8b7b7f9ee9fb7860)

TJ! QUICK! HAND ME THE BFG!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TJ Doc on Mar 10, 2010, 01:15:25 AM
Hm? Oh, sorry. Here ya go!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi787.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy151%2FTJDocT84%2FTJDocBFG.jpg&hash=4e3c6316cd6018e5278d1216b6aac29ba8ae3c8e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 10, 2010, 08:07:45 AM
*PBA enters*

*PBA becomes a part of things*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FT-PBA.jpg&hash=a149cd8b3f00756205ea0b247056877010bf1e62)

:D

The T-PBA will save you, Chups!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 10, 2010, 09:50:23 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fknaruto_483_sleepyfans_11.jpg&hash=2f1d1a49f75176a3cc6141c9e6bbe695231a2782)

Looks like I'll have to speed things up.

*swiftly moves behind Chupa*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fknaruto_483_sleepyfans_082.jpg&hash=01cefc8884bc837bea528763a2c8a9f22cb62ba7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 10, 2010, 12:49:12 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi39.tinypic.com%2F4tnbrn.jpg&hash=fdd65d1ba88f81dd20edb74bee8256f91e9bac06)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi39.tinypic.com%2Fzsmq8m.png&hash=087dbbfb4c4720414ceb4ea7c963df768e663ce5)

...And thats how i became:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi44.tinypic.com%2F9sryfq.jpg&hash=324198b793a864dd10db491bd0033b958a828c3d)



Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 10, 2010, 02:17:51 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fqnaruto_477_sleepyfans_06.jpg&hash=999dff9b210033d5eed3a539361ea16cf6b289aa)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fqnaruto_477_sleepyfans_07.jpg&hash=81abe8c45ca97d9fbd7869fba1f9879fcb21f4a9)

Burn Baby Burn ^_^
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 10, 2010, 03:26:11 PM
(sorry i cant make out what the hell did you do)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 10, 2010, 03:51:21 PM
Here you go

*Hands Chupa the script: Lie burns you in Black flames (Amaterasu)*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 10, 2010, 03:55:56 PM
*stays on fire*

uhhh guys... is anybody going to help me?

*keeps burning*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 10, 2010, 05:07:38 PM
*Whistles the Final Fantasy X theme while watching Chupa burn*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 10, 2010, 10:29:04 PM
On a sidenote: The photoshops you guys make crack me up. Keep it up!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 10, 2010, 10:41:10 PM
oh what the hell-

*runs around and rolls in the ground to extinguish fire*

im really dissapointed of you guys
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 10, 2010, 10:53:32 PM
Their afraid and they should be, now its time to show you my ultimate summon

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FDarknessHawk.jpg&hash=1fcad3b95e9b5b325b72b4552c5ffe1baf63de3a)

Any Last Words
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2010, 12:54:19 AM
yes:

INCOMING!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf2ka9RsFQ4

[i think i should cut it out with the flight sims :P]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 11, 2010, 01:30:54 AM
This Thread is like that Linkin park song

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F301939184_445117032_ecd2b1478e0c835.jpg&hash=c889107a76760e25140e7b85315b3108323b65db)

Damn it after posting it I saw I used your other avatar sry Chupa
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 11, 2010, 01:33:29 AM
I'm back!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Mar 11, 2010, 02:19:43 AM
*...*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 11, 2010, 02:23:24 AM
That's right! *punches Xenokiller in face*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 11, 2010, 02:50:01 AM
*Looks around.*
Somebody get me a nuke!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predalien27 on Mar 11, 2010, 03:24:17 AM
*slowwwly enters thread without anyone noticing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 11, 2010, 03:27:30 AM
HE ENTERED THE THREAD SLOWLY! GET HIM!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predalien27 on Mar 11, 2010, 03:29:44 AM
*puts on teddybear outfit and clicks down to become a wierd statue  ;)*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 11, 2010, 03:31:23 AM
What the fu...? Well, only one thing to do.

*lights up proton pack, aims at strange statue*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predalien27 on Mar 11, 2010, 03:34:22 AM
*turns back into plumber wearing teddybear outfit and runs away to get a feather and turn into a raccoon and fly away using raccoon tail *
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 11, 2010, 03:35:05 AM
 ???

Well, I can honestly say that is the strangest thing I've ever seen.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predalien27 on Mar 11, 2010, 03:36:46 AM
Was for me when I first saw it.
*While SpaceMarines is in a confused daze I steal his proton pack and sell it on Ebay. Also I throw a pillow at him.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 11, 2010, 08:51:31 AM
*PBA stares blankly at what has just happened.*

Da f**k?

:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 11, 2010, 12:24:57 PM
*Renters the frame*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FMichealPower.jpg&hash=017a3bd7e470c37f67d3f4c04690d4544bb9f5d6)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2010, 12:33:38 PM
*chopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchop*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2F2ia5tns.jpg&hash=e878cd071dc74300db6063d64011ee1d0981fc12)

hello there, going somewhere?

[someone's gonna have to be my pilot, my clone is too inexperenced]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 11, 2010, 01:01:14 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FKnees.jpg&hash=c5038b242851129ac9c5e0d04c83ac41364c9055)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FFear.jpg&hash=c0a4313c7c413d14397ff0bff3e3369047bc947e)

*Speechless*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 11, 2010, 01:32:14 PM
*Launches explosive pillows at Chupacabrasd Acheronsis' copter*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2010, 02:21:53 PM
*pillow bounces off and hits omegazilla, then explding on his face*

lol learn2explosives

*launches hellfire missile*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw1Q4glZSLs
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 11, 2010, 02:23:04 PM
Uses all of Burt Gummer's weaponry on Acheronsis, 2 times.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 11, 2010, 03:01:22 PM
*After pulling myself together*

I'll do this if I have to.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FChange1.jpg&hash=e339d9279a6caa8167ef7f3096a9eb344df09a9f)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FChange2.jpg&hash=ff3e16bdf475fd899c55f7f2192831c7da3d905d)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FtakeFlight.jpg&hash=1ab7f45d9d5e93437b0b6edbc686edcbb33f1b17)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 11, 2010, 03:10:18 PM
*Cuts Lie1295's wings*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2010, 03:22:22 PM
*calls the air Cavarly*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHjWDCX1Bdw

i love the smell of napalm in the morning!(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi42.tinypic.com%2F2ujmfro.jpg&hash=a0cb7922dba46070c61bffd88c66db5b5d9b5be0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 11, 2010, 03:24:41 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F152.jpg&hash=729057cb260a95200a617d421302a86a7d133a56)

Oh well I gave it a try.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2010, 03:28:15 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ornskoldsvikib.se%2Fgraphics%2Fblogg%2FKilgore.jpg&hash=8c6f05f4ab9734171f4f6d4247752ba7b0120280)

"it smells like... victory"

/thread.  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 11, 2010, 03:37:46 PM
Launches Nuclear bomb on Acheronsis

/Acheronsis 8) :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 11, 2010, 04:04:52 PM
*Moves behind OmegaZilla*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F122.jpg&hash=21e7f7a1f9f75ee9a044ac39ed1355da5fbd54e6)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F123.jpg&hash=87d5b170baa455ec103b5ad25d1aaf1269126ce1)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F131.jpg&hash=6fc8dbc7f2495ad3bc7cdf11b7b133f2617344bb)

Goodnight
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 11, 2010, 04:08:02 PM
*Quickly turns around*
HOW DARE YOU!!!
*Performs omnibitchslap*
*Lie1295 is throwed into athmosphere*
Bye pal! :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 11, 2010, 04:09:09 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Ft-PBA2.jpg&hash=ae4ab81e1cfb0446a3ad08e0a445eef69e4c50d3)

*Eliminates OmegaZilla as he turns to eliminate Lie*

:P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 11, 2010, 04:14:28 PM
*Comes back*
I can cheat death pal!
*Stabs PBA's chest with hand and rips it in half*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2010, 04:18:41 PM
*uses laser anti-missile system to destroy nuke in mid-flight*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2F5kf5zt.jpg&hash=6ffce0c6053bebd6b23f138d47ee1822e2b57ed1)

*then shoots at omegaZilla with a pulse rifle*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi186.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx135%2Fsymbiote24%2Falien_die2.gif&hash=f2bf3e86bcaf9a189ab9ed13266e389c81dcfd29)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 11, 2010, 04:21:22 PM
*Bullets bounce*
*Raises as nuke radiations hit him*
NOW I AM OMEGAZILLA! :D

*goes with OMEGABLAST and obliterates all*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 11, 2010, 04:23:03 PM
*As I fall down to earth*

[Hmph... Omnibitchslap... Not bad]

DRAGON UP

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FSuperDragonYoshi2.jpg&hash=e2a1417af166cfdc23afc59fcc00e28a550415f4)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2010, 04:24:36 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2F2ia5tns.jpg&hash=e878cd071dc74300db6063d64011ee1d0981fc12)

I'VE GOT HIM BOYS!!!

*starts manouvering with Yoshi/lie*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 11, 2010, 04:25:53 PM
Quote from: Lie1295 on Mar 11, 2010, 04:23:03 PM
[Hmph... Omnibitchslap... Not bad]
Thank Master Newborn for that, he invented it and experimented the technique on his mom. Unfortunately...  :'( ;D

Since we're into SSBB
*Catches Smash Ball*
*Performs Final Smash on Acheronsis Copter, obliterating it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2010, 04:27:48 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.abolkhaseb.net%2Fmortar-attack%2Fdowned-apache-helicopter.jpg&hash=c16641eab1b8a0f954262ba98cd702ecc3d5db96)

MY CHOPPER! NOOO!!!

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 11, 2010, 04:33:38 PM
LOL! I love this thread 8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 11, 2010, 04:37:57 PM
This is my chance

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fyoshi_super_dragon_lg.jpg&hash=04b6344383a401262154d1cb6691de58bf9671b7)

Run Forest Run
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 11, 2010, 04:39:34 PM
*Brings up magic mirror*
*Magic mirror reflects Fireball*
Sorry pal I just had to 8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 11, 2010, 08:24:57 PM
WTF ????????? lol this forum is strange :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 11, 2010, 08:42:24 PM
*Blows Xenomorphine117 for saying swuch blasphemy* - :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 11, 2010, 08:43:19 PM
Nightmare Asylum joins fight

*needlers OmegaZilla's unmirrored back.*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.picresize.com%2Fimages%2Ftme_vs_omegazilla.bmp&hash=1d416b10f6832ffd72967028af7d3d3008b4f1ff)



Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 11, 2010, 08:43:38 PM
o.o
I REGRET NOTHING
*Runs nightmare asylum over in warthog* >:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2010, 08:45:51 PM
OmegaZilla, stop felating xenomorphine!

*kicks his alien ass*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 11, 2010, 08:47:18 PM
*Smashes Acheronsis and Xenomorphine head to head*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 11, 2010, 08:47:41 PM
YEAH KICK HIS ALIEN ASS !

*does donuts with warthog*
w00tw00tw00t
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2010, 08:49:26 PM
*shrugh*

good thing i  have a tactical helmet!(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi42.tinypic.com%2F2ujmfro.jpg&hash=a0cb7922dba46070c61bffd88c66db5b5d9b5be0)

*grabsOmegaZilla by the tail and Aplies a lock Exposing him to Xenomorphine*

COME ON!!! HIT HIM
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 11, 2010, 08:50:44 PM
FISTYCUFFS
*putts on boxing gloves and jabs omegazilla
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 11, 2010, 08:51:39 PM
*frees himself from lock*
*Headbites Acheronsis*
*Kicks Xenomorphine in the chest*
;) ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 11, 2010, 08:53:12 PM
Ouchie -__-
RAWR
*gets in district 9 mech* FOOK YOU
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 11, 2010, 08:54:30 PM
Graboid eats all.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2010, 08:56:19 PM
Whoa! you broke my helmet! BAD ALIEN!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/gallery/albums/games/avp3/artwork/normal_art35.jpg)

(as you can see, the background is brown because we are all inside the graboid)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 11, 2010, 08:57:23 PM
*bursts outta graboid and owns all*
no one can stop my fookin awsomeness
*fires awsome beam and blows up moon* HAR HAR HAR
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predalien27 on Mar 11, 2010, 09:01:01 PM
*sad that no one understood my Super Mario Brothers 3 references a few pages back*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2010, 09:02:18 PM
*trows predalien to OmegaZilla and runs to get his Pulse Rifle*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predalien27 on Mar 11, 2010, 09:03:22 PM
*gets smartgun since it's closer and blasts OmegaZilla and chupacabras*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 11, 2010, 09:04:47 PM
*Charging up*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Ftnaruto_480_01power.jpg&hash=20301331da8bb27eaedda1a319b050da54babc2c)

Give the the Strength to perform that summon
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 11, 2010, 09:04:59 PM
*jumps in graboid and steals all guns with magnet and the noms on graboid insides*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2010, 09:13:46 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.globalsecurity.org%2Fmilitary%2Fsystems%2Fground%2Fimages%2Finterceptor-deltoid-image1.jpg&hash=8d388a8700c4d7cc18dbe0afeb24a273da7fd308)

Pfft. thank god for body armor!

i though i killed you Lie! looks like you need to get some more!

*calls in the specter*

EAT HOWITZERS AND MINIGUNS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1nFtbizRlM
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 11, 2010, 09:16:46 PM
*stares at specter* :o WOOOOOW
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 11, 2010, 09:20:00 PM
Summoning

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.zachriel.com%2Fkillerrabbits%2FKiller_rabbit.jpg&hash=dda6d1946c9be84f0179138dce1c72b7532574e6)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FMangekyou.jpg&hash=0465b5f518f07737f232509775c22e6a55b1cb6f)

Game Over, Chupa
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2010, 09:21:36 PM
HAHA! YOU HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE! YOUR IMAGE HAS 404!

*gets in the chopper and flies way up in the air where killer bunnies cant touch him*

ITS MY TURN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zTD8ZYdJCs
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 11, 2010, 09:23:16 PM
ZOMG RABBITS VS MINIGUNS *gets camera*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 11, 2010, 09:24:53 PM
Check again my friend

Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog, Attack!

*killer bunny begins to maul chupa*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 11, 2010, 09:26:14 PM
HOLY MOLEY THIS IS QUITE A SHOT
SOOOO GOIN ON YOUTUBE
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2010, 09:26:49 PM
DAMNIT! THERE IS TOO MANY OF THEM!

*lands in the last spot of ground bunny-free*

EVERYONE! GET TO DA CHOPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 11, 2010, 09:28:12 PM
*gets to the choppa* OKAY NOW WHAT ??
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predalien27 on Mar 11, 2010, 09:29:09 PM
*continues to NOT get to the CHOPAAAAAAA!!!!! as I know it is probably bunny infested*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 11, 2010, 09:31:42 PM
OH NO, PREDALIEN27 IS RIGHT, ITS INFESTED *is nommed on by bunnies* OWWWWWW GET TO THE OTHA CHOPPA !!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 11, 2010, 09:32:34 PM
Nightmare Asylum destroys the entire city and ALL OF YOU! ♥
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predalien27 on Mar 11, 2010, 09:34:29 PM
*rises from the ashes*
I stole that heart and resurrected myself! Haha Resurrected.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2010, 09:35:03 PM

EVERYONE!!! TO THE BUNKER!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.londonphotos.org%2Farchives%2Fbunker.jpg&hash=2fc28d20c119e175945a2569cfe4b8e4782c208d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 11, 2010, 09:38:04 PM
HAHAHA I WAS AT THE BATHROOM >:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 11, 2010, 09:38:32 PM
*Appears infront of the bunker*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FKillingChupa.jpg&hash=10e44822d2ccecdce9556e446a2547218b388cde)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 11, 2010, 09:40:17 PM
*obliterates all bunnys and lie1295 with awsomzor beam*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2010, 09:42:27 PM
*drops from Lie's Hand*


hey! guess what? i found my rifle!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi41.tinypic.com%2F2w57d5y.jpg&hash=e80d3aacbbdf6b571b7cdd72e7d8caa5eba774b5)


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 11, 2010, 09:43:22 PM
Good for you ^^
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predalien27 on Mar 11, 2010, 09:44:06 PM
destroys xenomorphine and his awsomzar with SHOOP-DA-WOOP LAZAH!!!!1!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth05.deviantart.net%2Ffs44%2F300W%2Ff%2F2009%2F089%2F0%2F6%2FShoop_Da_Whoop_by_thepaintrain.jpg&hash=b97d2685f2aaccfa27dd6e4dc4eb5272630edaad)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 11, 2010, 09:46:59 PM
*Destroys lie1295 with my ultimate weapon.... THE AWSOME SHOOP DA WHOOPZOR LAZER BEAM ULTIMATE THING EVAR*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2010, 09:47:11 PM
*looks at lazer and waits a few seconds*

................... IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmsp124.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fp5%2FReal_AirCooledMan%2FShoop-Da-Whoop.png&hash=707abc832e281751a1e1c1a126786655226c20ac)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 11, 2010, 09:50:06 PM
I cant lose I'm too close

*Runs up to Chupa*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FChidori.jpg&hash=534a192711c164ea26b46e9a7252c12e997dabba)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 11, 2010, 09:55:53 PM
*watches in slow mo*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predalien27 on Mar 11, 2010, 09:56:36 PM
*also watches in slo-mo*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2010, 10:01:08 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi39.tinypic.com%2F4tnbrn.jpg&hash=fdd65d1ba88f81dd20edb74bee8256f91e9bac06)

*lazor explodes*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.acceleratingfuture.com%2Fmichael%2Fblog%2Fimages%2FNuke2.JPG&hash=ae2d228fea246dcc10a05ad125283731804f62a4)

*music kicks in as Chupacabras escapes in the helicopter with the explosion on the background in a very dramatic way*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi43.tinypic.com%2Fjj312d.jpg&hash=1908ba3788408df9dcf7eb6e44b1d0665ac918c2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 11, 2010, 10:04:05 PM
I can fly!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 11, 2010, 10:04:19 PM
lolz XDDDDDDDD ohhh mushroom cloud
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2010, 10:21:22 PM
*helicopter gets hit by the shockwave and explodes in the air*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi39.tinypic.com%2Fse0wsw.jpg&hash=961f430c6577f62096b565218ba85364bcf1df21)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 11, 2010, 10:24:14 PM
PBA stares, amazed and confused. Fire and wreckage burns all around.

What. The. f**k.

ROFLCOPTER!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 11, 2010, 10:24:51 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FMovingon.jpg&hash=6fe23e125d5daf129627834af0e47e26011d0830)

I already told you... I'm not losing!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 11, 2010, 10:25:53 PM
PBA gets the f**k away from the cloud. D:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2010, 10:30:27 PM
NEITHER DO I!

*Wagner music kicks in*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx7XNb3Q9Ek
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 11, 2010, 11:15:58 PM
*While walking from the cloud bump into PBA*

PBA what a surprise... Would you be on doing, a little team up?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Mar 12, 2010, 02:16:21 AM
*sighs and thinks 'This is just a LITTLE weird'*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 12, 2010, 03:08:44 AM
Well, I'm glad that's all been settled.

*Boom!*

What the hell? Did anybody hear that?

*BOOM!*

Jesus Christ, what is that?

*turns to look at chupacabras acheronsis*

Oh my god... CHUPA! LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg691.imageshack.us%2Fimg691%2F5160%2Fmelqueenchupa.jpg&hash=75e4fbedda388f9e9f8647c820008bd19ead0497)

Oh god, NO!!! IT'S THE MEL-QUEEN!!! IT'S RETURNED!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predalien27 on Mar 12, 2010, 03:22:00 AM
Better find me a water tower and a chain.  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 12, 2010, 03:31:18 AM
That has no effect when we're nowhere near a cliff nor a large body of water! Idiot...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predalien27 on Mar 12, 2010, 03:37:41 AM
But who said that we weren't near a cliff and a large body of water?  Easier to find then an airlock, or the, dare I say it, NEWBORN! 
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 12, 2010, 03:39:27 AM
I said we're not near a cliff or body of water! Now please, stop ruing the horror of the Mel-Queen!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 12, 2010, 04:18:41 AM
CHUPAAAA!

TAKE THIS YOU BITCH!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi764.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fxx287%2FDeadCities921%2FAVPGALAXY%2FdieAVPG.jpg&hash=ac7710f7dc41e63bde0b23be00052e7a7c529a87)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 12, 2010, 04:33:42 AM
Yeah, get him strange angry face thing in a power-loader!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Mar 12, 2010, 04:37:48 AM
No one can defeat Mad Mel!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 12, 2010, 04:41:57 AM
But we can damn well try! *finds proton pack, puts on, charges up, fires at Mel-Queen*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Mar 12, 2010, 04:54:09 AM
*loads up Mini-Gun* "I am gonna have me some fun!" *fires at Mel-Queen*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 12, 2010, 06:57:02 AM
*Backs out and says a la Independence Day*
I'm Baaaaaaack!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 12, 2010, 07:59:35 AM
me also w00tw00tw00t
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 12, 2010, 01:53:01 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Mar 12, 2010, 04:37:48 AM
No one can defeat Mad Mel!

If it bleeds.... WE CAN KIlLL IT. *starts pushing Queen Mel to the airlock.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 12, 2010, 02:29:39 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FNaruto_361_pg10.jpg&hash=db4d544582857e4bfaac0200f4d626d2eee30b4d)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FAlmostthere.jpg&hash=d6a971ec6b9b6ad5d5493282a1735decda4d3f52)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FAlmostthere2.jpg&hash=7544e9bf1e49e2f1ce574942e2379cf5f679cabb)

Welcome Back
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 12, 2010, 03:02:54 PM
epic fight o.o "watches*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 12, 2010, 03:16:10 PM
Huzzah! *helps lie f**kup Mel-Queen*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 12, 2010, 03:52:07 PM
*steals mel-queen's mel-mobile* nanananananaaanaaa lol
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: #6.0 on Mar 12, 2010, 03:53:22 PM
*grabs napalm.....*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 12, 2010, 03:59:11 PM
BURN THE BITCH !..err..MAN
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 12, 2010, 04:04:49 PM
*Crashes mel-mobile*
*police come*
Police:Okay sir we're gonna run you through some tests.
Xenomorphine: *drunk* OKAY GO AHEAD I CAN D-DO ANYTHING !
Police:Touch your nose
Xenomorphine: WHAT !?!? THATS IMPOSSIBLE !!! F**K YOU *Runs off* W00TW00tW00t
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 12, 2010, 05:48:24 PM
Quote from: xenomorphine117 on Mar 12, 2010, 04:04:49 PM
*Crashes mel-mobile*
*police come*
Police:Okay sir we're gonna run you through some tests.
Xenomorphine: *drunk* OKAY GO AHEAD I CAN D-DO ANYTHING !
Police:Touch your nose
Xenomorphine: WHAT !?!? THATS IMPOSSIBLE !!! F**K YOU *Runs off* W00TW00tW00t

OH NOES, MELQUEEN FOUND YOUR BOOZE! NOW WE CAN'T GET HIM TO SHUT UP ABOUT JEWS!


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi764.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fxx287%2FDeadCities921%2FAVPGALAXY%2Fmeljooz.png&hash=5417ea3c3f676d717bc33689bd171cc2151f2ad9)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 12, 2010, 06:31:49 PM
ZOMFG WE'RE DOOOMED DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 12, 2010, 07:03:12 PM
*Launches a bomb into Melqueen's mouth, making it explode*
YAY it's gone. :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 12, 2010, 10:57:30 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi41.tinypic.com%2Fa3yqtv.jpg&hash=abcb04df8256bc77546b533c69492ecaa778f901)

*cough* NoT BaD For A HU-mAn*cough*

[now, will somebody be kind enough to bring my carcass to the tech bay?]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 12, 2010, 11:32:36 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 12, 2010, 10:57:30 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/a3yqtv.jpg

*cough* NoT BaD For A HU-mAn*cough*

[now, will somebody be kind enough to bring my carcass to the tech bay?]

*pretends to be busy*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 13, 2010, 12:42:57 AM
aww come on, a penny for the chupacabras?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Mar 13, 2010, 02:25:18 AM
*no...*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 13, 2010, 03:13:06 AM
FINE. :(

*crawls away from the battlefield*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predalien27 on Mar 13, 2010, 03:15:06 AM
*throws a penny at chupacabras*
;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Mar 13, 2010, 03:24:05 AM
*pulls pin on grenade, and throws pin*

Wait...what??!! BOOM!! Ahhhhhaaaaaarhhhh
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 13, 2010, 03:36:41 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Mar 13, 2010, 03:24:05 AM
*pulls pin on grenade, and throws pin*

Wait...what??!! BOOM!! Ahhhhhaaaaaarhhhh

*Lolz, then pulls out pulse rifle and starts firing it around randomly, laughing manicaly*

GET SOME D<
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 13, 2010, 04:21:41 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 12, 2010, 07:03:12 PM
*Launches a bomb into Melqueen's mouth, making it explode*
YAY it's gone. :P

It'll be back. It always comes back...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 13, 2010, 03:53:07 PM
*helps Acheronsis to the Tech bay* ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 13, 2010, 04:03:07 PM
*Tags along just for the hell of it.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 13, 2010, 04:45:22 PM
*Looks suspiciously at Lie 1295*
Hi bro what U doin here? :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 13, 2010, 04:57:01 PM
*Stops walking and looks at Omega*

Now now theres no need for the 21 questions, sure me and Chupa have had our fights in the past. But as he is now theres no need for me to try to kill him.

*Continues walking*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Navaha on Mar 13, 2010, 04:59:00 PM
Awwww dammit, I missed the Mel-Queen!

I am disappoint. :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 13, 2010, 05:03:56 PM
Mhmmmm....
*reaches Tech Bay*
*drops Acheronsis onto tablet*

If you missed the Mel Queen let's bring some spice in here, shall we? *Growls*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi43.tinypic.com%2F250j7sh.jpg&hash=528175a9b7b2d582a9b90cb0249ad3e98a715e17)
Watcha gonna do now, Punk?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 13, 2010, 05:06:15 PM
GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait, I have an anit godzilla laser beam! IMA FIRIN MAI LAZOR!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 13, 2010, 05:07:19 PM
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR TOO!!!

*Lasers collide*
Place of the fight goes BOOM!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 13, 2010, 05:21:54 PM
*Stands watching the carnage*

Time wasters
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 13, 2010, 05:24:45 PM
O rly pal?

*Sends shockwave to Lie1295*

;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 13, 2010, 05:30:43 PM
*head fells off the dissmemberted body and rolls under the table*

aww crap.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2Fe0mqmu.jpg&hash=bb388cd2220349d79a5e7707548f7243a1c8fba5)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 13, 2010, 05:35:14 PM
*Unfazed by the shockwave*

Call me if they overpower you.

*Turns puts Chupa head back on its body then sits in a chair and beings to sleep*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 13, 2010, 05:40:48 PM
*jumps off the body again and runs away*


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi42.tinypic.com%2F2lnwrya.jpg&hash=d8c4c03f144d34192a954267d7ee935dfa709260)

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 13, 2010, 05:43:08 PM
LOL! Go wherever your heart leads you to ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 13, 2010, 05:51:10 PM
Zzzzzz no deal I still have the £250,000 zzzzz
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 13, 2010, 06:03:28 PM
Chupa, you are one f**ked up man.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 13, 2010, 06:05:17 PM
ehh, ill take that as a compliment  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 13, 2010, 06:07:11 PM
Here's your proton pack. *hands chupacabras acheronsis his proton pack*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 13, 2010, 06:07:55 PM
thank you(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi42.tinypic.com%2F2ujmfro.jpg&hash=a0cb7922dba46070c61bffd88c66db5b5d9b5be0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 13, 2010, 06:48:39 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FCalm.jpg&hash=6aa7eb276ac1950d78ab170d1811964567592daf)

Its peaceful, too peaceful
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 13, 2010, 06:49:36 PM
Yes... too peaceful
*Hears weird sound*
What the HELL was that? :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Mar 13, 2010, 06:50:39 PM
*bitch slapped in the face*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Navaha on Mar 13, 2010, 07:11:50 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 13, 2010, 06:49:36 PM
Yes... too peaceful
*Hears weird sound*
What the HELL was that? :o

Probably an alien in the vents. I wouldn't worry about it, we'll be dead soon anyway.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 13, 2010, 07:14:22 PM
Not me!

*opens door to leave thread*

Oh my god. It's you! I-I thought you were dead! No. No! Please, NOOOO!!!

*gets dragged out of thread, kicking and screaming; a large crack sounds, followed by a torrent of blood through the open door, and then silence*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 13, 2010, 07:15:50 PM
In the meantime in this peaceful situation I grew a ltle seemingly harmless plant with SpaceMarines' blood that was casually on the floor. How's she doin'? Let's see...
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.gawker.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2Fio9%2F2008%2F12%2FAudreyII.jpg&hash=74319f615cae3ac5caa58c09a6907a2677b253de)
Awww..... I really have a talent with gardening!  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 13, 2010, 07:37:20 PM
*Watching from my seat*

Can we smoke that?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 13, 2010, 08:27:21 PM
Nope. ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 13, 2010, 08:41:10 PM
*Calmly gets up and walks to the plant*

If we cant smoke it then its of no use to us

*takes a deep breathe then breathes out FIRE*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FFireBall.jpg&hash=09431841d79f05870d11c3b44a5e73b3b14a2b3f)

That's what I think of your gardening
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 13, 2010, 08:44:29 PM
*Goes in front of the plant shielding it from fire*
You'll never kill my seemingly harmless plant!  >:(
*Spits acid to Lie1295's face*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 13, 2010, 08:57:15 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi41.tinypic.com%2F2w57d5y.jpg&hash=e80d3aacbbdf6b571b7cdd72e7d8caa5eba774b5)

Hey guys, im fully restored to operational capabilities
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 13, 2010, 08:57:56 PM
Great!


...Get some plantfood
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 13, 2010, 09:13:23 PM
.........fine...

*walks out to the store*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 13, 2010, 09:25:20 PM
Please, could someone help me? I am in an incredible amount of pain! My spine has a compound fracture, and is now sticking out of my chest. I am loosing a lot of blood. Please, someone, I am right outside of the thread. Just come to the door and drag me back in, and give me some bandages and morphine. Hello? Hello!

*door slams shut, leaving SpaceMarines on the ground just outside of thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 13, 2010, 09:38:41 PM
*opens door*
*spreads plant spit all over SpaceMarines*
There, 2 hours and that'll be fine.
*closes door*


I love this Thread! ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 13, 2010, 10:00:51 PM
*After the 5 shockwaves*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FFalling.jpg&hash=ddd6f194621344bccfcefc61ecdfa993dd05ce6f)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Ftak.jpg&hash=8102fc47a3b5c2f740d9bab4b1b6d1312e6fc984)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FLanding.jpg&hash=e7257ef1b92fc09567807d493e765b9963a1f947)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FOutoftheway.jpg&hash=ceddc775b6e99d70434d971cec2bba92e99a0d24)

*Walks to the door*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 13, 2010, 10:04:54 PM
I'll never permit you to touch my seemingly harmless plant!
*gets Dragon Hormones*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi42.tinypic.com%2F10ygd9z.jpg&hash=bf1d7aa2b2e817ebe396b78cbdc6359ab6977af7)
>=)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 13, 2010, 10:06:13 PM
*muffled, through door*

What the f**k is this shit? Hello! I'm still in incredible amounts of pain, and this stuff isn't helping! I think it's slowly corroding my body. Please help!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 13, 2010, 10:21:14 PM
*Looking at Omega*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FWouldyou.jpg&hash=156a57d80c66e74b183487f3fd95d65e77070729)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 13, 2010, 11:01:57 PM
I have wasted enough time.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FMichealPower.jpg&hash=017a3bd7e470c37f67d3f4c04690d4544bb9f5d6)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FStart.jpg&hash=0c874177e162324c05f96d54f40e8fdebcb7b7af)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fsharingan2.jpg&hash=0cef011dd5ae49b87ab8f05bd5f1bdee1cee5d79)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FLounge.jpg&hash=d128774f3c6d484c265f7144f04205c09913bb04)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FStabbed2.jpg&hash=46b6c8338d5de0b190a0af932fed92a60128297e)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FStabbed-1.jpg&hash=8ad806fa877cac788d3aa0de77da379fbf3d7301)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FStabbed3-1.jpg&hash=d2a08676fe2b2a3bed70c8729534f3be594d4bd3)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FDontmkeme.jpg&hash=62aece1488bf9cd74917b6a9a15ec35c4dac18da)

*Pining Omega in place*

[This would be a good time for someone to destroy Omega's evil misshapen plant]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TJ Doc on Mar 13, 2010, 11:12:05 PM
Rick? Would you get in here? Alright then!

*leaves thread*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLO7IxKwruc
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 13, 2010, 11:53:32 PM
so, guys, i couldnt find any plant food or whatever that is, but i brought pizza!

who wants a piece?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nutricion.pro%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F08%2Fpizza.jpg&hash=513aaaad97949c8fe046c6bc513ae74aa2130ebd)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 14, 2010, 12:00:41 AM
*Runs into thread and trips, gets back up and steals entire pizza.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2010, 12:03:48 AM
HEY YOU LITTLE--

*runs after skinner with benny hill theme on the background*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 14, 2010, 12:06:49 AM
*Rolls up pizza and jams into mouth then runs out of thread.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 14, 2010, 12:09:14 AM
I'll eat the picture with THIS as a topping!



(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.picresize.com%2Fimages%2Ftuntitled--------.bmp&hash=81c8ec365cd381f94b772b87736978716150e119)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2010, 12:10:22 AM
D:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 14, 2010, 12:10:51 AM
PIZZA

*Runs and grabs 5 slices*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 14, 2010, 12:11:57 AM
*Runs in, grabs a slice then runs back out again.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 14, 2010, 12:12:09 AM
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE PIZZAS AWESOMENESS!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 14, 2010, 12:16:47 AM
And remember: I'll be back.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.picresize.com%2Fimages%2Ftterminator.bmp%3F470132&hash=3ac89e63332131e3d094f70b46ad06b394ee6ee4)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2010, 12:22:11 AM
its good that you like the pizza, considering whats on it :o

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.picresize.com%2Fimages%2Ftuntitled--------.bmp&hash=81c8ec365cd381f94b772b87736978716150e119)

"do you enjoy the chupacabras' pizza?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 14, 2010, 12:23:05 AM
HEY! You...your back! I thought we ate you????? O.o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2010, 12:35:46 AM
it was part of me believe me   ;D

*gags and vomiting in 5...4...3...*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Navaha on Mar 14, 2010, 01:25:26 AM
What the f**k happened while I was out? :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 14, 2010, 02:03:23 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2010, 12:35:46 AM
it was part of me believe me   ;D

*gags and vomiting in 5...4...3...*

O.o *VOMITS!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Mar 14, 2010, 02:13:13 AM
*gets mop to clean mess*  >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 14, 2010, 02:17:07 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Mar 14, 2010, 02:13:13 AM
*gets mop to clean mess*  >:(

Sorry. Here, take this tip.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.currencyquest.com%2Fitem_images%2FFr.2408%25201928%2520%241000%2520GC%2520A00126247A%2520PMG%2520%28f%29%28600%29.jpg&hash=cd01585020367669968a94aed93adb00394517de)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Navaha on Mar 14, 2010, 02:17:29 AM
*Summons a shoggoth out of boredom*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F8%2F83%2FShoggoth_by_pahko.jpg&hash=67a0e41c3060dbbf461a937f9c8e034a0374c0c0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2010, 02:18:18 AM
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! what the hell is that!?!?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Navaha on Mar 14, 2010, 02:20:44 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2010, 02:18:18 AM
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! what the hell is that!?!?!

A shoggoth.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 14, 2010, 02:22:12 AM
Well, in order to combat it, I'm turning into a Graboid!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.picresize.com%2Fimages%2Ftima_graboid.bmp&hash=a82b03134314e6b249f7a68c3718418bc4135b36)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Mar 14, 2010, 02:26:44 AM
*calls Burt Gummer*

"Burt...we have a Graboid problem."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 14, 2010, 02:27:29 AM
nononononononononononononooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Navaha on Mar 14, 2010, 02:34:48 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 14, 2010, 02:22:12 AM
Well, in order to combat it, I'm turning into a Graboid!

http://www.picresize.com/images/tima_graboid.bmp

It's not very effective...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2010, 03:12:31 AM
HOLY SHIT!!! THE PICS ARE GOING 404 EVERYONE RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Navaha on Mar 14, 2010, 04:21:14 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2010, 03:12:31 AM
HOLY SHIT!!! THE PICS ARE GOING 404 EVERYONE RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

OH JESUS NOT THIS CRAP AGAIN!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 14, 2010, 04:30:56 AM
Someone, please help me. Please... help....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2010, 06:04:50 AM
*gets SpaceMarines into the car*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenomorphine117 on Mar 14, 2010, 07:49:44 AM
*Hangs on to the back of the car* HALP MEH
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 14, 2010, 08:09:02 AM
You've killed my Plant!! MY PLANT!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi43.tinypic.com%2F250j7sh.jpg&hash=528175a9b7b2d582a9b90cb0249ad3e98a715e17)
*Obliterates Shoggoth*
*Proceeds to obliterate the ones who destroyed the plant*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 14, 2010, 09:34:59 AM
*calls in Ghidorah*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.millionmonkeytheater.com%2Fmoviepics%2Fghidorah1.JPG&hash=d0769de143fd9c8d188a3f936522c4b287df2575)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 14, 2010, 11:34:32 AM
OmegaZilla, knowing how much you love this guy, I know you won't kill him! I call in...GODZILLA 1998!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.premiere.com%2Fvar%2Fezflow_site%2Fstorage%2Fimages%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F18.-godzilla-1998_imagelarg%2F591733-1-eng-US%2F18.-Godzilla-1998_imagelarg.gif&hash=8e6f7812af90a920176c7bb3e2a4d0b6c0293405)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 14, 2010, 11:42:39 AM
*Obliterates badly Ghidorah and make strophy out of the skulls*

I can't kill him! :'( :D
...Because it's me
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi42.tinypic.com%2F120jj91.jpg&hash=6e0f9ac2769f0cb55686a1044b37dc3e602dfe69)
LOL Randomness
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 14, 2010, 11:45:09 AM
I will now take control of the REAL Godzilla, the King of the Monsters!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Vav6u0-OM
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 14, 2010, 11:47:45 AM
Then I call in Gamera...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBqSLWnq_7Q

Bye Gojira! XP
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 14, 2010, 11:53:11 AM
Sorry, I refuse to watch that one. I haven't seen the movie yet :P

But no monster is safe from...BURT GUMMER: MONSTER HUNTER!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 14, 2010, 11:57:08 AM
That video is not a big spiler, ti just shows off Gamera's badasseness :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 14, 2010, 03:21:42 PM
Overused weapon is overused but whatever... :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgGxQsUzp7Q
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Navaha on Mar 14, 2010, 05:27:17 PM
Giant monsters? O_o

*Hides in bunker*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 14, 2010, 07:32:38 PM
FORGOT ABOUT THAT! :P

*also hides in the bunker because of the nuke he just called in*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2010, 07:41:36 PM
HEY!! get the hell outta my bunker! bring me pizza if you want to survive!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 14, 2010, 07:43:20 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.canpages.ca%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F03%2Fworlds-largest-pizza.jpg&hash=97aec534ee296beb6751800647ade0ad0161b178)
There.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 14, 2010, 07:43:32 PM
*Hands Chupa the remaining 4 slices and walks into the bunker*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 14, 2010, 07:50:16 PM
Congratulations; since none of you saw it as prudent to give me medical attention, I am now about to die. Assholesssss......... *SpaceMarines dies*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2010, 07:57:30 PM
no worries, i have a cryotube inside. we can  freeze him until we find out how to stop the bleeding.

im always ready for SHTF situations
Spoiler
except earthquakes. ohh the earthquakes. :-[
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 14, 2010, 07:58:47 PM
*in a ghostly voice*

I'm already dead, you idiot! Get TJ! He knows how to resurrect things.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2010, 08:01:57 PM
...whatever.

*trows SpaceMarines body to the freezer*

oh look! i have a  lemon pie left from Christmas!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_K7Dna9ipb-A%2FStZ5BCtUx4I%2FAAAAAAAAAK0%2FWotHp6CwiUE%2Fs400%2Flemon-pie.jpg&hash=c13a8053e22e0e1b580ef1f27c6c4ac1b61e74ce)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 14, 2010, 08:03:46 PM
I have spoiled the lemons using my ghostly powerrrrsss!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2010, 08:06:18 PM
*sniff sniff*

AWW SHIT this thing is f**king toxic.

*trows it away*

soo, has any of you seen TJ lately? HEY TJ!!! ARE YOU BACK THERE DUDE?!?!!

...

you know it was a bad idea not to bring a tv down here in the bunker.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 14, 2010, 08:07:41 PM
Mhmmmm... there is a ghost out there.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi44.tinypic.com%2F2hhoqgy.jpg&hash=503ffbb0be561b82c4f686b37d50aa3148a59c89)
Let's fookin catch it!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 14, 2010, 08:08:55 PM
You stole my proton pack! You bastard! That's robbing from a dead guy. *flies out of thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2010, 08:09:37 PM
WHAT!?!?! CLONES??!?!?!

DAMNIT OMEGA YOU KNOW WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH FOOD IN THE BUNKER FOR ALL OF YOU!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 14, 2010, 08:11:13 PM
No problem

*Stabs one of the clones through the heart*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 14, 2010, 08:11:46 PM
You stole the clothes I was wearing too! Have you no decency?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2010, 08:12:43 PM
*talks to Lie*

im sorry, did you hear something?

...at least we have food now.

*looks at the dead omega clone*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 14, 2010, 08:17:05 PM
*Looks at Chupa then looks down at the clones body*

I hope you choke on it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 14, 2010, 08:18:45 PM
We have a gigantic Pizza with us!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi41.tinypic.com%2F292a6qb.jpg&hash=09d664b4c54b7046dab86938f813a7a2b9a05a72)
Yum!

Also, It's not a real problem if you kill a clone.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi41.tinypic.com%2F28im2ap.jpg&hash=bbf00edbb5fa39f84d510f6e4010011e386c7812)
We are.... Many.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 14, 2010, 08:19:54 PM
*possesses all of the clones, giving them exploding heart disorder*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 14, 2010, 08:21:14 PM
*Hive voice*
It's... futile, you know.
*Catches SpaceMarines in Proton Pack*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 14, 2010, 08:21:41 PM
With this army no one will stop me!


AUTOBOTS, TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc05.deviantart.net%2Ffs49%2Ff%2F2009%2F182%2F8%2Ff%2FTransformers_2_Autobots_by_CrossDominatriX5.png&hash=a2153687c0375009248ff9321a375a584f6c1cdf)

GODZILLA!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fscifipulse.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F08%2Fgodzilla.jpg&hash=3c91bbe5c6a46518c0546b86496642cf8c1265e2)

Burt Gummer-Monster Hunter

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fm.blog.hu%2Fwa%2Fwarning%2Fimage%2FburtGummerReal.jpg&hash=6a3ecfebd6d81e4b991ac9277ec3ad08cd0ded21)

It's alive! It's Huge!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Ff%2Ff5%2FCloverfieldMonster.jpeg&hash=804042916d706b615ad5ab90c53b24b7496d8602)

GO GO POWER RANGERS!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi94.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl114%2Fspawn47%2FPower%2520Rangers%2Fpower_rangers_9.jpg&hash=e8d80f0b7193429d1caca511070125cde6687f0a)

MWAHAHAHAHA! No one can stop me now!

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2010, 08:22:36 PM
GET. OUT. OF MY BUNKER.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 14, 2010, 08:23:36 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2010, 08:22:36 PM
GET. OUT. OF MY BUNKER.

We brought pizza

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi289.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll239%2Fsummertimebby13%2Fpizza.jpg&hash=61a4c34d371f112aaf18a8ff536f8892bd35762b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 14, 2010, 08:25:53 PM
I brought an even bigger pizza, so go out with your autobots and stuff! >:(
Also, Twins annoy me *Gets clones to obliterate Skids and Mudflap*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 14, 2010, 08:27:23 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 14, 2010, 08:25:53 PM
I brought an even bigger pizza, so go out with your autobots and stuff! >:(
Also, Twins annoy me *Gets clones to obliterate Skids and Mudflap*

They can't die! Even when eaten by devestator they live! Your terminator clones cant stop me, buecause this is not the future my mother warned me aobur. YOu tried to kill my mother. you killed my father. YOU WILL NOT KILL ME!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 14, 2010, 08:28:08 PM
*Looks at all that is going on inside the bunker*

Compaired to whats happening in here... what was out side again?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 14, 2010, 08:29:14 PM
Quote from: Lie1295 on Mar 14, 2010, 08:28:08 PM
*Looks at all that is going on inside the bunker*

Compaired to whats happening in here... what was out side again?

this
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmembers.gamedev.net%2Fevolutional%2Fimg%2Fscary_monster.PNG&hash=b5884601e9340208b87ac482f69782becefadd65)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 14, 2010, 08:30:35 PM
Quotewhat was out side again?
A nukah.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftherearenosunglasses.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F03%2Fnuke.jpg&hash=619eed17153d3f0bc0dcc268f51baef5dfeae298)
World went boom. :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 14, 2010, 08:31:31 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftheappera.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F12%2Ftalking-carl-1.jpg&hash=ff8eacf29a2cf439377d49828c2d0cfeab6a5c86)

He lived though :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 14, 2010, 08:40:29 PM
You know, my corpse is currently stinking up the freezer. Just saying, the food will get infected with stuff. You may want to get around to resurrecting my pretty soon.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 14, 2010, 08:41:55 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Mar 14, 2010, 08:40:29 PM
You know, my corpse is currently stinking up the freezer. Just saying, the food will get infected with stuff. You may want to get around to resurrecting my pretty soon.

I dont know.......maybe later :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 14, 2010, 08:43:19 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Mar 14, 2010, 08:40:29 PM
You know, my corpse is currently stinking up the freezer. Just saying, the food will get infected with stuff. You may want to get around to resurrecting my pretty soon.

*does some crazy voodoo shit and ressurects SM*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 14, 2010, 08:44:25 PM
i released a facehugger in the bunker! try to find it!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 14, 2010, 08:45:54 PM
Fooooookin Voodoo Magic, Mahn!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 14, 2010, 08:50:18 PM
Quote from: DeadCities on Mar 14, 2010, 08:43:19 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Mar 14, 2010, 08:40:29 PM
You know, my corpse is currently stinking up the freezer. Just saying, the food will get infected with stuff. You may want to get around to resurrecting my pretty soon.

*does some crazy voodoo shit and ressurects SM*

Great, you resurrected SM, but I'm still dead.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TJ Doc on Mar 14, 2010, 08:52:37 PM
I can't read Egyptian, but if someone can then this might be a good way to resurrect you.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.makezine.com%2Farchive%2F2009%2F10%2F02%2Fbook_of_the_dead.JPG&hash=fdaacd62bfe2afec7e8fc6c7c96bc701bf984fb5)

C YA!

*leaves thread*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 14, 2010, 08:54:53 PM
This is faster! Put him into this goa'uld sarcophage! 8)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stargate-fusion.com%2Fsg1%2Fpics%2Ftechnologie%2F105%2F105.jpg&hash=0923e1d8b93e4ae539743ebde948cc319a870295)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 14, 2010, 08:56:56 PM
Quote from: scarhunter92 on Mar 14, 2010, 08:54:53 PM
This is faster! Put him into this goa'uld sarcophage! 8)

http://www.stargate-fusion.com/sg1/pics/technologie/105/105.jpg

Didn't you learn from AVP that those things have pred guns in them??? COOL! Open it up!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Navaha on Mar 14, 2010, 08:57:51 PM
Why are you all in my bunker!? >:(

Quote from: TJ Doc on Mar 14, 2010, 08:52:37 PM
I can't read Egyptian, but if someone can then this might be a good way to resurrect you.

http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2009/10/02/book_of_the_dead.JPG

C YA!

*leaves thread*

Man, I have a Necronomicon, this should be EASY! :P

*Cracks it open*

*Three hours later*

Anyone know what this symbol means? It's a bird, a stork!

*Is attacked and mauled by A KILLER PORCH*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 14, 2010, 09:02:25 PM
f**k it, I'll do it myself!

*says ancient chant*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg202.imageshack.us%2Fimg202%2F8869%2Fresurrectionofspacemari.jpg&hash=13b798c6095dae16a507bc23a1b8b3da9940734a)

I have RETURNED!!!





(Apologies to Christians everywhere.)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Mar 14, 2010, 09:03:41 PM

*closes eyes!*

I will destroy you!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnerdapproved.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F05%2Fark-business-card-holder.jpg&hash=ea578470917cc7025a5cfb3228b5f521ecee20d4)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 14, 2010, 09:04:59 PM
*also closes eyes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 14, 2010, 09:10:08 PM
*closes eyes*

You won't fool me! I've seen Raiders of the Lost Ark!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 14, 2010, 09:11:06 PM
*Closes sensories and lets clones close theirs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Mar 14, 2010, 09:11:50 PM
Damn!

*tries to pry open SpaceMarines eyes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2010, 09:21:44 PM
holy mother of f**k, i was just watchimg raiders of the lost ark on cinecanal.

now the temple of doom is on.

anyways, you didnt clean your feet when you walked in my bunker, now i have to mop the floor, thank you assholes.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 14, 2010, 09:23:07 PM
*punches First Blood away*

Okay, that wasn't me! You dragged me in here!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 14, 2010, 09:28:06 PM
CAN I OPEN THEM YET?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 14, 2010, 09:29:04 PM
*whilst keeping eyes closed*

Yes, you can!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 14, 2010, 09:30:02 PM
I think you're lying to me since I didn't hear any nazi heads explode! ;D

*awaits for further confirmation with eyes closed*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 14, 2010, 09:34:27 PM
*Finishes pickpocketing Scar*

Give it ten more minutes

*shaking hands with a Chinese business man who then knocks out Scar and puts him in the trunk of his car*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 14, 2010, 09:39:41 PM
*as the car drives away*

I'LL BE BACK YOU MOTHERf**kER!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2010, 11:16:38 PM
*turns off the FX machine*

Ok thats all for tonight. everyone get out of my bunker!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 14, 2010, 11:51:48 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FGoodnight.jpg&hash=974a3417c7369e936652153840b46b1350f0b909)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Navaha on Mar 15, 2010, 12:42:13 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2010, 11:16:38 PM
*turns off the FX machine*

Ok thats all for tonight. everyone get out of my bunker!

IT'S

MY

BUNKER

*Sics attack porches on Chupacabra*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 15, 2010, 01:34:15 AM
I'll take the bunker. I have some pizza to trade for it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 15, 2010, 01:45:19 AM
i
Quote from: Navaha on Mar 15, 2010, 12:42:13 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2010, 11:16:38 PM
*turns off the FX machine*

Ok thats all for tonight. everyone get out of my bunker!

IT'S

MY

BUNKER

*plop*

i told you. no FX.

goodnight
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 15, 2010, 07:14:29 AM
*Darth comes walking in hangover and exhuasted* YOu guys have no idea where i have been ever since that nova bomb went off.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 15, 2010, 10:19:57 AM
Quote from: Darth Dude on Mar 15, 2010, 07:14:29 AM
*Darth comes walking in hangover and exhuasted* YOu guys have no idea where i have been ever since that nova bomb went off.

*rapes Darth Dude* SQUEEL LIKE A PIG D<
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Navaha on Mar 15, 2010, 12:20:34 PM
Quote from: DeadCities on Mar 15, 2010, 10:19:57 AM
Quote from: Darth Dude on Mar 15, 2010, 07:14:29 AM
*Darth comes walking in hangover and exhuasted* YOu guys have no idea where i have been ever since that nova bomb went off.

*rapes Darth Dude* SQUEEL LIKE A PIG D<

*Shoots DeadCities in the head at point-blank range*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 15, 2010, 01:40:12 PM
Thanks Navaha. *Walks over to DeadCities brings him back to life hangs him upside down and uses the force to dip his head in boiling water.* Now you squeel like a pig you diliverance bastard!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 15, 2010, 01:43:34 PM
*Goes out with the clones*
Now, my fellow comrades....
*Raises hands to sky*
START A NEW WORLD!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 15, 2010, 03:36:26 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 15, 2010, 01:43:34 PM
*Goes out with the clones*
Now, my fellow comrades....
*Raises hands to sky*
START A NEW WORLD!

Don't forget to build a town called Megaton around a nuke that didn't explode! :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 15, 2010, 03:51:02 PM
*yawn*

g'morning guys
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 15, 2010, 03:55:16 PM
There is a OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND Percentual of Radiations here!
I hope it doesn't turn out bad...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 15, 2010, 03:59:01 PM
wait, i just got back from the dentist, i think its the X-rays. :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 15, 2010, 04:08:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM
Heh.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 15, 2010, 04:18:30 PM
Thank you, but i only need floss. ::)

*bites of a piece of metal of the bunker and chews it*

DELICIOUS.

*changes clothes and goes to school*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 15, 2010, 04:19:35 PM
Your school was blown up by the nuke.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 15, 2010, 04:59:13 PM
*wakes up*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FSup.jpg&hash=620dd7ba886e2e76fe485b671f74db9d44a9b1f4)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 15, 2010, 07:34:32 PM
Quote from: Darth Dude on Mar 15, 2010, 01:40:12 PM
Thanks Navaha. *Walks over to DeadCities brings him back to life hangs him upside down and uses the force to dip his head in boiling water.* Now you squeel like a pig you diliverance bastard!!!

*reacts to water like a gremlin and splits apart into a million clones*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 15, 2010, 07:35:54 PM
This time, IT'S WAR!

*Points Sword to Deadcities*

Clones, ATTAAAAACK!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 15, 2010, 08:52:31 PM
*Gets washed and dressed*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FDreams.jpg&hash=f4f291eb2b56d6278752ea551636e8722895e429)

*Starts walking*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 15, 2010, 10:00:09 PM
Jesus Titty f**king! *runs from DeadCities*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: #6.0 on Mar 15, 2010, 10:08:00 PM
*nukes site from orbit*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 15, 2010, 10:15:55 PM
*Hears a loud noise and turns rounds*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F10.jpg&hash=2688c4488e64b92691163602a29b554baca51563)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ripten.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F01%2Ffallout3-wasteland2-1.jpg&hash=a0335c5a303df227f05ea7c1b718f0a967e6d7ee)

Oh well cant stop now

*Continues walking*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 15, 2010, 10:17:58 PM
*Jumps into thread.*
"Guess who's back."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 15, 2010, 10:20:22 PM
*jumps out of thread*

"Guess who's gone!"

xD

Kidding, Skinner, kidding. ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 15, 2010, 10:44:10 PM
*Takes it seriously and punches PBA in the face.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Mar 15, 2010, 11:45:38 PM
*anytime*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 16, 2010, 07:25:54 AM
*recovers from punch*

I'll give you a cookie, Skinner, if you don't hit me! D:

*pulls out cookie*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 16, 2010, 02:26:53 PM
*takes cookie from PBA's hand*

Yoink!

*runs away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 16, 2010, 02:56:41 PM
*walks out of the shower*

damn it! who used my sponge!?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 16, 2010, 04:57:09 PM
Not me!

*holds something behind back*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 16, 2010, 04:58:20 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Mar 16, 2010, 02:26:53 PM
*takes cookie from PBA's hand*

Yoink!

*runs away*

*Send Arnold to retrieve cookie*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQjQexcHVuc
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 16, 2010, 04:59:36 PM
Thanks, Dead Cities! :D

That made my day! XD
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 16, 2010, 04:59:57 PM
I'M BACK YOU BITCHES! Managed to get away from that chinese mafia guy.

*notices Arnie remix*

AAAGGGHHH! SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 16, 2010, 05:57:27 PM
*Finishes to destroy DeadCities' clones*
*Overpowers the original*
What Now, Punk?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 16, 2010, 06:16:57 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 16, 2010, 05:57:27 PM
*Finishes to destroy DeadCities' clones*
*Overpowers the original*
What Now, Punk?

*iniates predator-bomb and laughs maniacly*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 16, 2010, 06:23:00 PM
*Slices arm thus deactivating bomb*
And now... ready to end it all?
*Brings upon a Katana*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 16, 2010, 06:27:34 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 16, 2010, 06:23:00 PM
*Slices arm thus deactivating bomb*
And now... ready to end it all?
*Brings upon a Katana*

*With last dying breath, places a curse on OmegaZilla*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 16, 2010, 06:32:50 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_tSp8eWCsMkQ%2FSxQHuKMKm_I%2FAAAAAAAAAFY%2FikzaquVoRgk%2Fs400%2F25g5lqa%255B1%255D.jpg&hash=624cc9f21e814e6aa85b019d4d1ca002845688b9)
Anti-Curse Chinese/Egyptian amulet. That Chinese Mafia Guy was so gentle when he gave it to me with almost no resistance! ;D

Also, I wanted an epic sword duel!  >:(  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 16, 2010, 06:36:29 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 16, 2010, 06:32:50 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tSp8eWCsMkQ/SxQHuKMKm_I/AAAAAAAAAFY/ikzaquVoRgk/s400/25g5lqa%5B1%5D.jpg
Anti-Curse Chinese/Egyptian amulet. That Chinese Mafia Guy was so gentle when he gave it to me with almost no resistance! ;D

Also, I wanted an epic sword duel!  >:(  :D

*Suddenly jumps up, one arm spraying blood everywhere and somehow has a rapier in hand*

HAVE AT THEE KNAVE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 16, 2010, 09:21:42 PM
Where's my cookie!  >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 16, 2010, 09:33:40 PM
Space took it!

*runs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 16, 2010, 09:36:09 PM
*Swords collide*
DeadCities, join the Omega Side of the Force!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 16, 2010, 10:15:49 PM
Because things are getting dangerous...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg200.imageshack.us%2Fimg200%2F4152%2F1268760735157.jpg&hash=9dab1299013dba578af39a114ef514c9a997add8) (http://img200.imageshack.us/i/1268760735157.jpg/)

... but I'll be back.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 16, 2010, 10:19:24 PM
Get back here!
*Fires RPG at scarhunter.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 17, 2010, 12:16:32 AM
*laughs whilst eating cookie*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 17, 2010, 12:38:46 AM
*eats delicious cereal while watching silently*

Fight! Fight! Fight!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 17, 2010, 01:03:30 AM
Hey Space, you give me that cookie!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 17, 2010, 01:07:49 AM
*Meanwhile in a land not to far away I finally found the fountain of youth*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FPlans.jpg&hash=31933abd55c2d1d90b0035535191686658a83780)


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FItstime.jpg&hash=60afce317fd013951f0fc868eb987ca15d94d4c3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 17, 2010, 01:11:02 AM
come to papa.

*grabs crotch and waves it at Lie*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 17, 2010, 01:14:45 AM
*Runs at Chupa and kicks him in the crotch*

I'm surprised you didn't see that one coming ^_^

*As Chupa falls to the floor from the pain*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 17, 2010, 01:18:17 AM
*drops a broken crotch protection and stands up*

boy, are you persistant. but not anymore!

gentlemen of AvpGalaxy, i present you my latest weapon:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi43.tinypic.com%2F1z6hol.jpg&hash=38ea6942f4fcd6ec207b16f28afd98680465a70e)

*drums*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 17, 2010, 01:24:23 AM
Bring it

*Stands ready*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 17, 2010, 01:24:43 AM
*Stares and bites fingernails.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 17, 2010, 02:36:14 AM
*stops eating cookie momentarily, stares in anticipation*





(Okay, I know this is a stupid question, but Chupa, how do you do that with pictures, cutting it out in a shape other than a square/rectangle? I have Photoshop, and I tried to figure it out, but I just couldn't!)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 17, 2010, 06:42:58 AM
*stares in anticipation all bloody and crawling on the ground*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 17, 2010, 07:22:08 AM
oook....... *whistles* *Suddenly the thread is filled with Darth Dude Riot cops all with light sabers in hand and powered by the force.* Ok Chupa show us your new toy. *all clones watching intently with big eyes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 17, 2010, 07:53:52 AM
*Pokes head into thread, sees the Robert Downey Chupa, and flees*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 17, 2010, 01:02:03 PM
*hears weird noise while fighting*
What the HELL was that?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi39.tinypic.com%2F5n51k8.jpg&hash=22ec4276c3282f7660ef387242a04e4efe03e16b)

IT'S WOLFCTOPUS! RUN!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 17, 2010, 01:27:20 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmodernsinglemomma.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F07%2Freset-button.jpg&hash=f4a79fb0d51d24edd576551ef200a374eebefb00)

3...2...1...

*push*

there, the thread is back as how it was in page one. no monsters, no powers, no lightsabers, no death stars, no helicopters or warplanes, no army of terminators or clones.

you may start destroying again.

*crickets*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 17, 2010, 01:29:51 PM
*Raises from Ground*
What.... what was all that?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Navaha on Mar 17, 2010, 01:32:29 PM
*Pulls out handgun and tries to assassinate Chupa*

*Misses and hits Omega*

RESET THIS YOU LITTLE- Oh crap.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 17, 2010, 01:38:17 PM
Hi Navaha how you doin *OW*
My response:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi39.tinypic.com%2F11jb402.jpg&hash=bfe2dc9ae9be7eb7e1d00b577a829897f768c666)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 17, 2010, 01:38:45 PM
gets pulse rifle ready*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi41.tinypic.com%2F2w57d5y.jpg&hash=e80d3aacbbdf6b571b7cdd72e7d8caa5eba774b5)

lets do this!.... again ???


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 17, 2010, 01:41:02 PM
I feel like a DeJaVù...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Navaha on Mar 17, 2010, 01:45:15 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 17, 2010, 01:38:17 PM
Hi Navaha how you doin *OW*
My response:
http://i39.tinypic.com/11jb402.jpg

LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi473.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Frr94%2FNavaha42%2FWARGH.jpg&hash=c7a49a3bde1f54e9ff794d48b362ed00779a460b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 17, 2010, 02:35:04 PM
NINTENDO franchises? I'm into it.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi39.tinypic.com%2Frs7yuh.jpg&hash=b2e7fb419a60ead3e905b5b36ac7c7de8242ed47)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Navaha on Mar 17, 2010, 04:43:41 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 17, 2010, 02:35:04 PM
NINTENDO franchises? I'm into it.
http://i39.tinypic.com/rs7yuh.jpg

I've GOT this.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi473.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Frr94%2FNavaha42%2FRayquazaCapture.jpg&hash=e8f5f2e8177c29260c43e9eac1922b1bd5a7956e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 17, 2010, 04:51:09 PM
*pokéball slides*
*slides*
*slides*
*Raises from pokéball as thunders of light*

OmegaZilla uses Hyper-Ray!
It's Super Effective!
Navaha is K.O.! :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TJ Doc on Mar 17, 2010, 06:20:32 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 17, 2010, 01:27:20 PM
http://modernsinglemomma.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/reset-button.jpg

3...2...1...

*push*

there, the thread is back as how it was in page one. no monsters, no powers, no lightsabers, no death stars, no helicopters or warplanes, no army of terminators or clones.

you may start destroying again.

*crickets*

Fantastic.

You just resurrected the Mel-Queen. It's still out there... somewhere. But it'll have learned to stay away from this thread, that's for sure.

*leaves thread*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 17, 2010, 09:30:44 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 17, 2010, 01:27:20 PM
http://modernsinglemomma.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/reset-button.jpg

3...2...1...

*push*

there, the thread is back as how it was in page one. no monsters, no powers, no lightsabers, no death stars, no helicopters or warplanes, no army of terminators or clones.

you may start destroying again.

*crickets*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fkick2.jpg&hash=7664ee5baa6541dc821f7065f54fc55b6948730f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Navaha on Mar 17, 2010, 10:35:47 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi473.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Frr94%2FNavaha42%2Fcolonialmarines4up6-1.jpg&hash=9967100078ca90fad11e555380a7e6e008ed2a60)

LET'S ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 17, 2010, 11:27:14 PM
Yay! Now my spine isn't poking out of my chest.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 17, 2010, 11:45:19 PM
*oooomphh*

you know what? screw it.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmodernsinglemomma.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F07%2Freset-button.jpg&hash=f4a79fb0d51d24edd576551ef200a374eebefb00)

*presses button multiple times*

*fwoop*

*fwoop*

*fwoop*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 17, 2010, 11:46:00 PM
Hey! You can't use fwoop! That's the sound my head makes when it grows back. I have a copyright on that. >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 18, 2010, 12:55:24 AM
fwoop
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 18, 2010, 01:17:41 AM
STOP. DOING. THAT!!!

>:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Navaha on Mar 18, 2010, 01:18:21 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 17, 2010, 11:45:19 PM
*oooomphh*

you know what? screw it.

http://modernsinglemomma.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/reset-button.jpg

*presses button multiple times*

*fwoop*

*fwoop*

*fwoop*

STOP DOING THAT.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi473.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Frr94%2FNavaha42%2FPimpSlap.jpg&hash=cd6573dd6e10c104f5476128fc6f5935701e357e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 18, 2010, 03:02:15 AM
*button breaks*

uhh-ohh...

Everyone, stay VERY still...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 18, 2010, 03:09:30 AM
*starts running around, flailing arms wildly*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: #6.0 on Mar 18, 2010, 04:24:23 AM
Ill go get the AK........... if i have to..... i gess.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 18, 2010, 09:51:57 AM
oook. *suddenly transform into Postal Dude from Postal 2* BUTT SAUCE!!!! *unzips his pants takes a piss in Chupa's mouth and zipps it back up.* *and now causes completely insane mahem on the thread as Postal Dude!!!* *shoves the barrel of his m16 through a cats butt and uses the cat as silencer* *he shots it and a bunch of cats fly off of the barrel bouncing around the thread and when they hit a person they explode covering them in blood and guts.*  *he then snorts cat nip and time slows down for him making him impossible to hit for his high on cat nip* Livin da gado vido baby!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 18, 2010, 02:06:53 PM
*Fwoop*

the thread just reset itself again.

(and Space, the reset sound is your head regrowing everytime)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 18, 2010, 03:04:56 PM
That reset button... I don't like it.
*Obliterates reset button*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 18, 2010, 03:46:21 PM
IT... IS... BROKEN!!!!!

*fwoop*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 18, 2010, 07:25:01 PM
*While Chupa and Omega are distracted by the destruction of the Reset Button I unleash my attack on them*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Ffireball2.jpg&hash=91029d439a6deab1bc5799511330780839413a32)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 18, 2010, 07:28:27 PM
I unleash my Energy Blast!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fxen-fx.com%2Ftutorials%2Fblast%2Fimages%2Fblast_500x500.jpg&hash=387ea972813363d77995498774a0b561b4cc0c34)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 18, 2010, 08:54:30 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhackedirl.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F02%2F129110807685922562.jpg&hash=0173656b87865bd590883f283f84a6097c4ac546)

*Presses button*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 18, 2010, 08:56:50 PM
*Cuts PBA's arm before doing so*
Enough reset.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 18, 2010, 08:57:55 PM
*uses other arm*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 18, 2010, 09:07:59 PM
Aaaa dangit!
*Stabs other arm with tail*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 18, 2010, 09:08:50 PM
*presses with face*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 18, 2010, 09:09:37 PM
*PBA hits instead a nearly tree*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.icanhasmotivation.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F09%2Fichmfacepalm.jpg&hash=40f9c8e8fc563f665fce40968f78a15a9806e6b1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 18, 2010, 09:12:06 PM
Nuh uh, I pressed the button.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 18, 2010, 09:17:06 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 18, 2010, 02:06:53 PM
*Fwoop*

the thread just reset itself again.

(and Space, the reset sound is your head regrowing everytime)

*whilst regrowing head*

Wait, what?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 18, 2010, 09:31:59 PM
46 pages of endless violence.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 19, 2010, 12:06:01 AM
It makes me proud. :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 19, 2010, 02:43:41 AM
*Goes Postal Dude again and smokes more cat nip* I am the lizard king!!! *stoned out of his mind, as time slows down* *pulls out shovel and hits Chupa on the back of head with it giving him one hell of a head ache if not knocking him out*  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 19, 2010, 03:00:50 AM
Quote from: Skinner on Mar 18, 2010, 09:31:59 PM
46 pages of endless violence.

"Over and over again."

"LANDMINE

HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT

TAKEN MY SPEECH

TAKEN MY HEARING

TAKEN MY ARMS

TAKEN MY LEGS

TAKEN MY SOUL

LEFT MY WITH LIFE IN HELL!!!"

its funny how certain words trigger the most random memories.

*fwoop*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 19, 2010, 03:01:39 AM
My head hasn't exploded! That sound can't be made yet!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 19, 2010, 03:17:46 AM
*parachutes back into thread with dr. phil to give darth dude a catnip intervention*


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi764.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fxx287%2FDeadCities921%2Fdarth.png&hash=773c425ec59c74a6952d7aa03354d9c75ec8372d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 19, 2010, 04:57:37 PM
DeadCities, fight!
*charges with Katana*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: #6.0 on Mar 19, 2010, 06:36:25 PM
*firesmahlazerBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 19, 2010, 06:56:42 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 19, 2010, 04:57:37 PM
DeadCities, fight!
*charges with Katana*

*ducks under katana and slices at chest*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 19, 2010, 07:00:52 PM
Aouwch! *looses katana*
*Jumps onto DeadCities and prepares to headbite*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 19, 2010, 09:04:21 PM
*roundhouse kicks OmegaZilla off DeadCities*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 19, 2010, 11:27:41 PM
*shoots an incendiary round from the pulse rifles' grenade launcher at the rumble, setting Scarhunter, Omega and Cities on FIRE!!!*

BURN BABY BURN!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 20, 2010, 12:11:15 AM
*Grabs Chupa by the neck and punches him in the face.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 20, 2010, 04:12:51 AM
Quote from: DeadCities on Mar 19, 2010, 03:17:46 AM
*parachutes back into thread with dr. phil to give darth dude a catnip intervention*


http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx287/DeadCities921/darth.png
*shoots phil in the head with an explosive round, the bulllet doesn't explode though goes threw the head killing phil and hits Space marines in the head making his head explode* Ah shit man I'm sorry Space. :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 20, 2010, 04:15:40 AM
*picks chupa up and curb stomps him american history x style*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: BaconBits on Mar 20, 2010, 06:15:00 AM
*BaconBits Walks in the middle of the battle holding a mstyrious box of wonders in his hands. What could it be ???*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 20, 2010, 06:18:23 AM
*steals box of wonders, exits thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 20, 2010, 06:53:54 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Mar 20, 2010, 06:18:23 AM
*steals box of wonders, exits thread*

box of wonders=portal to hell.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 20, 2010, 09:22:58 AM
*Reveals self as SpaceMarines' biological father*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqdNywd1IAQ
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 20, 2010, 12:18:48 PM
With Fire I react as the Evolution Creatures!
Evolve!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 20, 2010, 03:12:13 PM
*puts jaw back in place and keeps firing*

PRRT-PRRT-PRRT
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 20, 2010, 05:00:45 PM
Quote from: DeadCities on Mar 20, 2010, 06:53:54 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Mar 20, 2010, 06:18:23 AM
*steals box of wonders, exits thread*

box of wonders=portal to hell.

Oh shit. :(

Quote from: Space Sweeper on Mar 20, 2010, 09:22:58 AM
*Reveals self as SpaceMarines' biological father*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqdNywd1IAQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbeR6uYxU50
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 21, 2010, 01:57:12 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Mar 20, 2010, 05:00:45 PM
Quote from: DeadCities on Mar 20, 2010, 06:53:54 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Mar 20, 2010, 06:18:23 AM
*steals box of wonders, exits thread*

box of wonders=portal to hell.

Oh shit. :(

Why is it oh shit? I thought you were from hell space? *Talking while smoking more cat nip, pupils getting wide*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Mar 21, 2010, 02:22:41 AM
*Here is my invitation...BOOM!!!!!!!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 21, 2010, 02:25:34 AM
Quote from: Darth Dude on Mar 21, 2010, 01:57:12 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Mar 20, 2010, 05:00:45 PM
Quote from: DeadCities on Mar 20, 2010, 06:53:54 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Mar 20, 2010, 06:18:23 AM
*steals box of wonders, exits thread*

box of wonders=portal to hell.

Oh shit. :(

Why is it oh shit? I thought you were from hell space? *Talking while smoking more cat nip, pupils getting wide*

Well, not Hell; a level of existence far beyond the comprehension of such pitiful beings as yourselves; the Devil thing is merely a mental image projected by your subconscious when I reveal my true self. But, yeah, you're right; Hell poses no challenge to me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 21, 2010, 03:07:10 AM
Aww crap. i think i reset SpaceMarines' Mindset.

*reaches for the BFG 9000 which is nowhere to be found*

ow. guys, i think we are in troubles.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 21, 2010, 03:11:34 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi787.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy151%2FTJDocT84%2FSpaceMarnesaclypse.jpg&hash=e65e3bedb66d8db3b1722e6bc6c234ab02101cf2)

YOU PITIFUL BEINGS OF FLESH AND BLOOD. DO YOU NOT REALIZE THERE IS NO HOPE AGAINST ME? I AM ETERNAL; I HAVE SEEN UNIVERSES EXPAND AND DIE, THE FLOWING OF GALAXIES ACROSS THE ENDLESS EXPANSE OF SPACE, THE RISE AND FALL OF COUNTLESS CIVILIZATIONS AND BIOSPHERES. I WILL NOT TROUBLE MYSELF WITH YOUR PETTY AFFAIRS, UNLESS YOU FORCE MY HAND!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 21, 2010, 03:29:06 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Mar 21, 2010, 03:11:34 AM
http://i787.photobucket.com/albums/yy151/TJDocT84/SpaceMarnesaclypse.jpg

YOU PITIFUL BEINGS OF FLESH AND BLOOD. DO YOU NOT REALIZE THERE IS NO HOPE AGAINST ME? I AM ETERNAL; I HAVE SEEN UNIVERSES EXPAND AND DIE, THE FLOWING OF GALAXIES ACROSS THE ENDLESS EXPANSE OF SPACE, THE RISE AND FALL OF COUNTLESS CIVILIZATIONS AND BIOSPHERES. I WILL NOT TROUBLE MYSELF WITH YOUR PETTY AFFAIRS, UNLESS YOU FORCE MY HAND!!!

Um.... I fire... mah lazor?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 21, 2010, 03:41:23 AM
*atomizes DeadCities*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 21, 2010, 08:02:21 AM
*Breaks SpaceMarines' horns and uses them as weapons*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 21, 2010, 11:17:28 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg204.imageshack.us%2Fimg204%2F491%2Fawesomethreadw.jpg&hash=2ed8bcea2b5c4b88009557f1b0dd7458d65ad71a) (http://img204.imageshack.us/i/awesomethreadw.jpg/)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 21, 2010, 01:08:34 PM
*looks around at all the destruction*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FEarth_Song1.jpg&hash=81be0f5afc00416914a8ae4dc7e38a85cfefc131)

I'll use my own Reset Power!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FEarth_Song4.jpg&hash=e9c439bade5418be577a11a6c02676779004bde3)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FEarth_Song5.jpg&hash=7639100e9acfe36d5b0f54740689a286879232a4)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fearthsong.jpg&hash=41c409600da96134bf17667c07eef05042c35433)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 21, 2010, 03:26:42 PM
*fwoop*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 21, 2010, 03:29:11 PM
You never will!
*Stabs Lie1295 using one of SpaceMarines' horns*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 21, 2010, 03:33:55 PM
guys... the Reset Machine is out of control... dont move too roughly or it will-

*fwoop*

AWW f**k-

*fwoop*

SON OF A BITCH-

*fwoop*

OH GOD IT HURTS-

*fwoop*
*fwoop*
*fwoop*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 21, 2010, 04:05:44 PM
It is fwooping too much.
*Obliterates reset machine*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 21, 2010, 05:51:36 PM
NOO! DONT DO IT!!! WE WOULD BE STUCK IN A TIME PARADOX!!!

*fwoop*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 21, 2010, 05:56:33 PM
I don't care.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi44.tinypic.com%2F2dt7l2p.jpg&hash=e9f712433089f398eb4970b21cf301e3eae81ff6)
I'm Doctor Who Omega.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 21, 2010, 06:18:38 PM
*Takes a brief moment to remember all the David Tennant Dr who episodes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 21, 2010, 09:17:49 PM
*Pokes into thread*

*avatar fwoops away*

*grows new avatar*

Jesus! What happened!?

*looks into mirror*

D:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 21, 2010, 09:30:40 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 21, 2010, 09:17:49 PM
*Pokes into thread*

*avatar fwoops away*

*grows new avatar*

Jesus! What happened!?

*looks into mirror*

D:

Same here. :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 21, 2010, 09:37:39 PM
*twitches*

*pokes avatar*

D:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 21, 2010, 11:10:59 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 21, 2010, 09:37:39 PM
*twitches*

*pokes avatar*

D:

Gimme some cookies.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: #6.0 on Mar 21, 2010, 11:13:37 PM
*shape shits into deadcities*

yeah cookies
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 21, 2010, 11:24:44 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi79.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj144%2F_The_chocolateaddict%2Ffunny%2Ffunny-shit.gif&hash=28b5843dff3737091cb62a526702a2c7b6e79959)

Lol u fail
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Mar 21, 2010, 11:55:20 PM
This thread has become a little too f***ed up.
*Walks away.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 22, 2010, 12:15:44 AM
Quote from: Skinner on Mar 21, 2010, 11:55:20 PM
This thread has become a little too f***ed up.
*Walks away.*

*Drags skinner back*
NO ONE WALKS AWAY FROM THIS THREAD.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: #6.0 on Mar 22, 2010, 12:22:58 AM
Quote from: DeadCities on Mar 22, 2010, 12:15:44 AM
Quote from: Skinner on Mar 21, 2010, 11:55:20 PM
This thread has become a little too f***ed up.
*Walks away.*

*Drags skinner back*
NO ONE WALKS AWAY FROM THIS THREAD.

i might just have to, that pile up shit looks threatening.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 22, 2010, 02:06:42 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 21, 2010, 09:17:49 PM
*Pokes into thread*

*avatar fwoops away*

*grows new avatar*

Jesus! What happened!?

*looks into mirror*

D:

That was f**king hilarious! :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 22, 2010, 02:56:42 AM
Quote from: #6.0 on Mar 22, 2010, 12:22:58 AM
Quote from: DeadCities on Mar 22, 2010, 12:15:44 AM
Quote from: Skinner on Mar 21, 2010, 11:55:20 PM
This thread has become a little too f***ed up.
*Walks away.*

*Drags skinner back*
NO ONE WALKS AWAY FROM THIS THREAD.

i might just have to, that pile up shit looks threatening.

No, #6.0. You are the Shit.

and then #6.0 was the shit.

*high fives SpaceMarines*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 22, 2010, 03:10:06 AM
Yeah boy!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg262.imageshack.us%2Fimg262%2F9628%2Fhighfivechupaspacemarin.jpg&hash=7d2b302d919cf4a171ae0f25216481a8e535c364)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 22, 2010, 05:27:00 AM
                               RAMIREZ!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fknowyourmeme.com%2Fi%2F33013%2Foriginal%2Ff88e2b61-f063-4314-837f-be98888a1147.jpg%3F1262366256&hash=f1169b8ceed2f703e21ad4a237819a507aaa247d)
                             Do the Trinity!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.fanpop.com%2Fimage%2Fphotos%2F9300000%2FDancing-Trinity-dexter-9352159-400-205.gif&hash=f31c79c420730ef6ff53aa93cd54377a335fb304)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 22, 2010, 07:24:34 AM
Who wanted cookies?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnutritiouslife12.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F02%2Fcookies.jpg&hash=fec5ccfb4b8422848c0d6301dc145d3cfb4e0548)

-DISCLAIMER- As this is the pillowfighting thread I cannot guarantee the safety of these cookies, I mean, look at their shape for christ's sake... I mean... cookies, yeah... eat those now. -DISCLAIMER-

Quote from: SpaceMarines on Mar 22, 2010, 02:06:42 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 21, 2010, 09:17:49 PM
*Pokes into thread*

*avatar fwoops away*

*grows new avatar*

Jesus! What happened!?

*looks into mirror*

D:

That was f**king hilarious! :D

Thanks, I try. :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: #6.0 on Mar 22, 2010, 07:32:15 AM
*goes all Larfleeze on your cookies*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 22, 2010, 07:33:45 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Farnold747438sa02.jpg&hash=23b5426a6e3d88269472a067476e246cdf3a6d33)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Farnold747438sa0.jpg&hash=443016bc58597331a41a0342972fb307728dd0d0)

D:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 22, 2010, 07:46:16 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 22, 2010, 07:33:45 AM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/arnold747438sa02.jpg

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/arnold747438sa0.jpg

D:

The horror... OHAYYY COOOKIES! *noms*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 22, 2010, 07:52:47 AM
*Whistles to himself and walks away as DeadCities eats cookies*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 22, 2010, 09:55:49 PM
Uhhh... guys... Forgot to say that I poisoned those cookies. :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 22, 2010, 10:07:29 PM
Quote from: scarhunter92 on Mar 22, 2010, 09:55:49 PM
Uhhh... guys... Forgot to say that I poisoned those cookies. :P

*beats scarhunter until he gives him cure*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 22, 2010, 10:07:45 PM
Quote from: DeadCities on Mar 22, 2010, 07:46:16 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 22, 2010, 07:33:45 AM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/arnold747438sa02.jpg

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/arnold747438sa0.jpg

D:

The horror... OHAYYY COOOKIES! *noms*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQjQexcHVuc
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 23, 2010, 02:35:54 PM
Can't... stand... Arnold... aaargh
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 23, 2010, 09:28:35 PM
Quote from: DeadCities on Mar 22, 2010, 10:07:29 PM
Quote from: scarhunter92 on Mar 22, 2010, 09:55:49 PM
Uhhh... guys... Forgot to say that I poisoned those cookies. :P

*beats scarhunter until he gives him cure*

I don't have it. I got the poison from an arab terrorist. Ask him for it. :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Mar 24, 2010, 12:51:03 AM
*facepalm*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 24, 2010, 01:20:54 AM
Ooooooooops...

*kicks the dead Arab body under the bed*

-What?

Nothing! i just... let something on the oven.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 25, 2010, 06:58:50 AM
I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gogaminggiant.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F11%2FDuke_Nukem_Forever.jpg&hash=d0d90ac853c24f5a7b15a0bd0972eac4a9cd4075)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Mar 26, 2010, 12:53:49 AM
I'm here for the same reason, only I'm all out of gum.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 26, 2010, 03:59:43 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 24, 2010, 01:20:54 AM
Ooooooooops...

*kicks the dead Arab body under the bed*

-What?

Nothing! i just... let something on the oven.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5d5jxJ5vbM
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 26, 2010, 02:58:37 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi44.tinypic.com%2F291diwy.jpg&hash=88ed2e68345471122211ab013e89cdb5b8e73db5)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 27, 2010, 08:51:38 AM
*shoots that little gangsta in the face*

Ohhh, did that hurt motherf**ker?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 27, 2010, 01:44:11 PM
*raises hand and says:*

"No..."

*bullets stop in the air*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 27, 2010, 05:23:05 PM
*throws the gun at chupa*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 27, 2010, 06:21:06 PM
*Catches Gun in midair*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 28, 2010, 03:28:52 AM
Atta boy.

*pets Omega as he swings his tail*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 28, 2010, 11:52:30 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi41.tinypic.com%2Fne84rd.jpg&hash=3c0cac11821af0cb83812168e552b4f75f3e09d6)
I HAZ A GUN
'N IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 28, 2010, 06:16:06 PM
You call that a gun, grow up... way up!

FIRE!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20081203013602%2Fsonic%2Fimages%2F8%2F8f%2FEclipse_Cannon.gif&hash=b4e7c7a2f2d62e81fe72e5668aa27d834b854705)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 28, 2010, 06:23:01 PM
Pffffttt.... newbie
This is a fookin GUN!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.behold-the-rage.com%2Fimages%2Fid4_2.jpg&hash=daade152f533579cea337f76ac412886183b2a0e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 28, 2010, 06:44:03 PM
You've forced my hand... now DIE!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.faniq.com%2Fimages%2Fblog%2FDeathStarFiring2.jpg&hash=2c3ede89db81a523af35c7162c215e01b21fd365)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 28, 2010, 06:59:47 PM
*opens a black hole*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Faveryhenderson.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F05%2Fblack-hole-surrounded-by-debris.jpg&hash=08eca57608a6fef01eb737db71907383344fdd97)

GUNS ARENT MUCH GOOD NOW ARE THEY?!?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 28, 2010, 07:03:22 PM
I'm Doctor Who Omega and I know how to threat Black Holes.
*gets sucked along with all others*
oh fook! D:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: #6.0 on Mar 28, 2010, 09:03:01 PM
You all must die.

IMMMAHHH CHRAGIN- FIRRIN MAHHH LAZARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 28, 2010, 11:43:34 PM
*uses the power of imagination*

*musical chords from Bewitched plays and all the WMD vanish*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Mar 28, 2010, 11:46:19 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 28, 2010, 11:43:34 PM
*uses the power of imagination*

*musical chords from Bewitched plays and all the WMD vanish*

Sorry, sound can't escape the black hole.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 28, 2010, 11:49:15 PM
technically, no sound even plays on space since sound is vibration of mass. and space is pure emptyness.

what i did is to send radio signals into your brains by the power of imagination.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 29, 2010, 07:59:32 AM
*Gets onto a planet*
Ooouuuch... what's this?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 30, 2010, 08:48:33 PM
IT'S CALLED TATOOINE!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3266%2F2551094438_3efe511df9.jpg&hash=1923129e3b0a912c6ef8415a0145c6a3f007960d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 30, 2010, 08:52:04 PM
Ok... fine
*Trains a Krayt Dragon*
I haz got a ride.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 31, 2010, 12:46:13 AM
OH SHI-

REBELS!!!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.textually.org%2Ftextually%2Farchives%2Fimages%2Fset3%2Ftaliban%2520fighters.jpg&hash=1de56a1225deba948cdb0dba9dd20c1d619a52f2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Mar 31, 2010, 03:17:12 AM
sees broken sandcrawler...Those blast marks are too acurate for sandpeople...hears marching...STORMTROOPERS!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 31, 2010, 06:40:58 AM
Stormtrooper: The tracks go off in this direction.

Stormtrooper 2: look sir! Droids!

PBA: Look a penny!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2F800px-Sandtroopers-2.png&hash=5b4443d548ca5c0769319b597aa9c4e5de7cbe9f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Mar 31, 2010, 08:14:29 AM
*goes to Mos Eisley's cantina*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 31, 2010, 08:15:55 AM
A penny!
IT MINE
*Catches penny*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Apr 05, 2010, 12:51:08 AM
Someone had to bump this thread back up to the top.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 05, 2010, 02:34:18 AM
f**k!

just when i thought it was over!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xenotool on Apr 05, 2010, 03:59:31 AM
just when your mom thought it was over
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 05, 2010, 04:40:42 AM
*chokes Xenotool and hits him on the crotch*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Apr 05, 2010, 12:20:18 PM
So we were on Tatooine right? :P

*goes to Jabba's palace*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 05, 2010, 12:21:09 PM
*Assaults Jabba the Hutt's Palace*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 06, 2010, 12:32:50 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FStabbed4.jpg&hash=ad76a4082e76b462129e9886302960ccf1b0a772)

Its Peaceful Here...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 06, 2010, 12:35:35 PM
The Mos Eisley Cantina is where it's at.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 06, 2010, 12:56:30 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FOnmyway.jpg&hash=edca63f1f0dcd9fae212262bc47596c2897d77fc)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 06, 2010, 02:00:14 PM
*fwoop*

New avatar...? Nope. Had this one before- he-llo new signature!

Did somebody say chimichanga?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 06, 2010, 02:02:40 PM
*Blows PBA's signature*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 06, 2010, 02:10:16 PM
Blows as in, what my mind is thinking? The dirty sorta 'blow'? Or do you mean *Bows to PBA's signature*... no I guess not seeing as there's no 'to' in your sentence...

I'm sure Deadpool would appreciate it, but you're getting saliva all over my monitor.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 06, 2010, 02:12:42 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 06, 2010, 02:10:16 PM
Blows as in, what my mind is thinking? The dirty sorta 'blow'? Or do you mean *Bows to PBA's signature*... no I guess not seeing as there's no 'to' in your sentence...
I blowed up your sig. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Explosion)

*Proceeds to PBA's avatar*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 06, 2010, 02:15:43 PM
Ah. I was way off. I need to get my mind outta the gutter, but it's very comfortable there.

*shields Deadpool*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 06, 2010, 02:30:24 PM
*Jumps in the way and sticks both arms in the air*

I'll save you Deadpool!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 06, 2010, 02:31:22 PM
No you wont.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi43.tinypic.com%2F30t30hs.jpg&hash=2992186ac28c124e75467cd9b841884f34dc3488)
*headbites Lie*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 06, 2010, 02:38:16 PM
My mutant healing factor will protect me!

VOICE: You aren't a mutant!

Shaddup!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 06, 2010, 03:56:07 PM
*Springs back to his feet*

STOP RIGHT THERE OMEGA

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FSasukebot.jpg&hash=e071dc76b99b424931cc8cb8e44d2d3e1940d147)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 06, 2010, 04:08:41 PM
I never, never will!
*Gets into AmP Suit*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mymovies.it%2Fcinemanews%2F2009%2F15664%2Favatar02.jpg&hash=0222002b36a5fa87b2374fa7d25eca37aeb27fb1)
Whatcha gonna do now, punk??
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 06, 2010, 04:11:02 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.gawker.com%2Fassets%2Fstills%2Fd9bigtrailer.flv.jpg&hash=2147bbe8feab8e6fc2e6610f2268632ff570e235)

YOU FOOKING PRAWNS!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 06, 2010, 04:12:11 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_XdP6Lp2ceqY%2FSwIsNiaXA9I%2FAAAAAAAADWE%2FCasybD1fPpI%2Fs1600%2Fdeadpool2.PNG&hash=bb579e55875ebf041981eb10299cea055ad25f1a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 06, 2010, 04:12:48 PM
*Thrashes all the other mechas*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 06, 2010, 04:16:05 PM
Deadpool mecha! No!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg224.imageshack.us%2Fimg224%2F8105%2Fscan00016nl.jpg&hash=8eb4516c818974d84ef80fa3ed23b9c732db7cc3)

Time to end this!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 06, 2010, 04:38:00 PM
*Runs and jumps on Omega making him fall to the ground then I press square*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/gallery/albums/games/avp3/20100115_killmoves/normal_killmoves56.jpg)

DIE
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 06, 2010, 04:39:50 PM
OMNIBITCHSLAP!!!
*Slaps Lie's Face throwing it away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 06, 2010, 05:10:01 PM
*Quickly puts face back on*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FBringit.jpg&hash=f5ab5b7f106437cb27ead6eebc781ecfde793400)

Lets do this!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 06, 2010, 05:18:57 PM
Yeah... let's do it!
*Impales Lie*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Faccel5.mettre-put-idata.over-blog.com%2F0%2F10%2F05%2F40%2FAlien.jpg&hash=a630dca4650ffa00e2a8de2b516afc229f311086)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 06, 2010, 05:25:34 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 06, 2010, 05:18:57 PM
http://accel5.mettre-put-idata.over-blog.com/0/10/05/40/Alien.jpg

If I had that I would pray to it everyday. I want it I want it now!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 06, 2010, 05:30:45 PM
And you say it to me? It's from the day I first saw it that I BLOODY want it. 8) :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 06, 2010, 05:57:14 PM
*While talking to Omega about the toy, I suddenly stop talking*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FAlmostthere.jpg&hash=d6a971ec6b9b6ad5d5493282a1735decda4d3f52)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FAlmostthere2.jpg&hash=7544e9bf1e49e2f1ce574942e2379cf5f679cabb)

You didn't see that coming...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 06, 2010, 06:04:37 PM
YOU EVEN PUT ME A WIG HOW DARE YOU
NOW TASTE MAH WEAPONRYZORZ
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi41.tinypic.com%2F4zw10k.jpg&hash=ab0631ecdc1e6b7daf286dbf0cd49edbbce81440)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 06, 2010, 08:49:02 PM
*punches OmegaZilla for destroying my mech*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F2%2F25201%2F555707-koo_koo_ka_freakin_choo_super.jpg&hash=e0f722f2c1ba0502744e1cf0903fe35ebde5aa3d)

Ha!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 07, 2010, 01:22:32 AM
*Opens fire at the brawl*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi39.tinypic.com%2F20gfr78.jpg&hash=4148f1cc0389b9bd310d3b3c467ccb0bbdadcf83)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Apr 07, 2010, 05:58:04 AM
*throws a grenade at the brawl*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 07, 2010, 02:29:22 PM
Grenade? ARGH!

*after the smoke clears*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fshatner.jpg&hash=64cd04ff0b7c29271bcd6cece4e3bce7d716c9c9)

Scarhunter! D:<

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdeadpool-shoryuken-scarhunter.jpg&hash=c7e307da9cdf53b2a9bf37a2aeb8f1507f484078)

Spoiler
[OOC: If you want the scared Scarhunter92 image, Scarhunter, here it is!]

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FScarhunter92.jpg&hash=452a0c4bd587e7aad024bb3779429c7f86291ecb)
[close]

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 07, 2010, 02:34:33 PM
You are seriously challenging my weaponry?
*Fires at full force to PBA*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 07, 2010, 02:44:44 PM
I can't die!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdeadpool3.jpg&hash=4b0eae188e7dc64e1a292883fd90034a59d11460)

But you can!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdeadpool5-2.jpg&hash=66d5aee56c32fa5667636a61614d9b3eceaa4401)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 07, 2010, 02:50:17 PM
The finger, ah?
*Cuts off PBA's finger and throws it away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 07, 2010, 03:09:41 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdeadpool9.jpg&hash=09bf94d8459434c7691d3fd266fcbc43267b5419)

They'll grow back! They always do!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 07, 2010, 03:45:41 PM
*trows salt at Purebreed's wounds*

ouch.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 07, 2010, 03:49:58 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadPoolTemplate1.jpg&hash=10b07ffb4a45a920f4b292f39565f3cebebc45d9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 07, 2010, 04:20:16 PM
Fingers are back?
*Cuts PBA fingers another time*
Not anymore.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 07, 2010, 04:55:02 PM
*salt burns*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 07, 2010, 11:18:13 PM
*While destructed by the finger incident I fire my Fatman*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.moddb.com%2Fcache%2Fimages%2Fgames%2F1%2F11%2F10075%2Fthumb_620x2000%2Ffallout3-giant-nuke.jpg&hash=8b05db92e48bed0faf81f079764f08b1d8833bc7)

Suck It Bitch.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 07, 2010, 11:46:46 PM
yeah well, thats like, completely useless, since we werent there in the first place.

now we are in CORUSCANT!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.planetizen.com%2Ffiles%2Foped%2F20050531.jpg&hash=ed93985617eb5ceaefbbf8d0e08cb945d590f04f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 08, 2010, 08:24:50 AM
Which gives me time to get outta here, and let my fingers grow back... again. And then get revenge on OmegaZilla for destroying my Mech, and cutting 12 of my fingers off!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 08, 2010, 09:59:06 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fasif.jpg&hash=42d2333273b6f169e3218b2ddefdf9b637ed6f3d)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.amctv.com%2Fscifi-scanner%2Fgalactus.jpg&hash=fee82e540e7f2306ba58d839ce9b49b636c67860)

Lie: Yo big man I need a ride to Coruscant.

Galactus: Sure just hop on my back.

Lie: I can see my house from here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 08, 2010, 10:01:14 AM
Galactus is nothing!
He's just the Space Krakens' toothpick!
*Summons Space Kraken*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwhoyoucallingaskeptic.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F09%2Fkraken-cthulhu.jpg&hash=337036d1b478e39916671b50b1344e783f8a4fde)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 08, 2010, 10:08:24 AM
*Galactus and the Space Krakens eyes meet, its love at first sight*

Lie: Galactus? Stop doing that to the Space Kraken! No dont starting doing that!

Galactus: TAKE IT ALL THE WAY BITCH

*I throw up*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 08, 2010, 10:12:19 AM
0__0

f**k 'EM
*Nukes*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffreeatalee.files.wordpress.com%2F2006%2F08%2Fatomic-explosion.jpg&hash=bd177723f4efb25d59fd6d984ff219b78bcf7702)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 08, 2010, 10:21:48 AM
Needed to be done

*Looks at Omega and clenches fists*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fbruce_lee.jpg&hash=a468fdeb474c88a3c397ea14385adf081c0e79c0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 08, 2010, 10:27:46 AM
Epic fight on the way.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi42.tinypic.com%2F2j4d4rm.jpg&hash=e568436bd542cc6ef01c9fcf65dbff3cf9bd6c06)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 08, 2010, 10:50:43 AM
(Why are you Bruce Lee in that pic and I'm just the man with the hairy chest XD)

Square, Square, X, Forward, R1

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F500px-SFIV_screenAkuma03.jpg&hash=a25d806cd33761b63dac006cd566a56a3bb99c4c)

*Does Raging demon on Omega*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FUFS___Raging_Demon_by_UdonCrew.jpg&hash=ce362a7e97519625d67f1cfe06cf92b2e4c50fe0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 08, 2010, 11:08:54 AM
*Summons Final Fantasy Leviathan*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.neoseeker.com%2Fmgv%2F327781-Remino52%2F781%2F45%2Fleviathan_display.jpg&hash=9ec5a3af0a4782ab5007453f83a961dd81d51dd1)

Quote from: Lie1295 on Apr 08, 2010, 10:50:43 AM
(Why are you Bruce Lee in that pic and I'm just the man with the hairy chest XD)
(Cuz I lkiez it how is it. :P)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 08, 2010, 11:02:25 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 08, 2010, 10:01:14 AM
Galactus is nothing!
He's just the Space Krakens' toothpick!
*Summons Space Kraken*
http://whoyoucallingaskeptic.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/kraken-cthulhu.jpg

No, that's Cthulhu, the one thing worse than the Space Krakens. :(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 08, 2010, 11:09:52 PM
He didnt look so bad ass getting raped by Galactus

*Laughs like a stupid kid*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 09, 2010, 11:15:13 AM
Wait... I nuked Cthulhu? OMG It morphed into Cthulhuzilla and killed Galactus cutting his head off! :o :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 09, 2010, 02:16:45 PM
*calls for air support*

--Say again, Nukes ineffective, Broken arrow, broken arrow-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 09, 2010, 02:19:35 PM
Go Leviathan! Attack Lie at full force!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Apr 09, 2010, 02:33:56 PM
*asks the jedis for help*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 09, 2010, 02:48:24 PM
*OctaBitchSlaps the Leviathan and it falls into the sea only to realise that it cant swim*

Pathetic Creature... Is that the best you can do!

Summoning!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fw1.ohoboho.com%2Fwalls%2F69613a4324dbbeb262d869b587d281a0.jpg&hash=84e5c69bf22e389b862a55eb37438f5a6315e252)

Spawn.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 09, 2010, 03:28:00 PM
We're playing the comic game?
*Summons all the X-Men and Ghostrider*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 11, 2010, 08:20:44 PM
Hey! I can help too! Plus, you owe me! Cutting my fingers off and all that...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FWolverinevsDeadpool5.jpg&hash=991fbc07ee38440b8d8dfea418413d477b290602)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Gate on Apr 11, 2010, 09:35:03 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbum.net%2Fpics%2Fcat-turn.gif&hash=0aa3b060f767dac9b9ab76a1ea37533ce92fe596)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Apr 12, 2010, 07:34:54 AM
Galactus is not amused by the bickering of you mortals!


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.amctv.com%2Fscifi-scanner%2Fgalactus.jpg&hash=fee82e540e7f2306ba58d839ce9b49b636c67860)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 12, 2010, 08:01:58 AM
Deadpool is not amused by the metal skirt you're wearing, Galactus! Put on some undies, would'ya?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 12, 2010, 11:13:07 AM
Who cares for him? *Ominbitchslaps Galactus sending him in a black hole*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 12, 2010, 02:11:37 PM
*trows another black hole into the already-existing black hole using a black hole cannon*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 12, 2010, 05:19:41 PM
*Steals Black Hole Cannon and uses it at full force on Acheronsis*
Sayonara! ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 12, 2010, 07:08:25 PM
Hey! Omega! That offer I made you, I demand that you accept!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Apr 12, 2010, 08:05:16 PM
Black holes are cool.

*lights a cigar*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 12, 2010, 08:10:33 PM
Don't remember, I gave you an uppercut to the jaw? You seem un-phased by it...

Flashback! (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=28479.msg697554#msg697554)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 13, 2010, 02:25:04 AM
*hits Omega in the head*

you dumb alien! you cant set a black hole cannon at full force! it doesnt even has a selector! what you did is just turn it off.

try reading the manual before using my guns, you retard. ::)

*hits omega with the pulse rifles' buttstock*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 13, 2010, 08:53:30 AM
Hey! Nobody hits Omega but me... I mean, he cut my fingers off! I get to hit him now! Die Chupa!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdeadpool5-2.jpg&hash=66d5aee56c32fa5667636a61614d9b3eceaa4401)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 13, 2010, 12:01:20 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 12, 2010, 07:08:25 PM
Hey! Omega! That offer I made you, I demand that you accept!
No salary.

Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 13, 2010, 02:25:04 AM
*hits omega with the pulse rifles' buttstock*
Owch!

Try this instead! *Impales Acheronsis*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 13, 2010, 01:06:28 PM
oh no you didnt!

*makes a knot in Omega's tail*

Now you are stuck with me! you like it or not!

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 13, 2010, 03:11:58 PM
Oh, well
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi39.tinypic.com%2Fe7ysyq.jpg&hash=428e24a6f203d7fd719cc92ff619fb991af17aef)
*Headbites Acheronsis spraying blood everywhere*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 13, 2010, 05:16:10 PM
*takes off tomato sauce-covered helmet*

im a god damn robot!!!

*grabs Omega's secondary jaw and rips it off*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2F1dg0w.png&hash=ebfc292eb0f9a8e1714361f6ff191c98552519a9)


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 13, 2010, 05:43:26 PM
Blargh!
*Spits Acid blood onto Acheronsis' face*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Apr 13, 2010, 06:22:51 PM
*squishes chupa and omega under galactuses feet*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 13, 2010, 09:25:08 PM
No salary? No deal! I'm a merc! So I guess... I'll take you all down! Ya-hooooooooo!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdeadpool-cover-1.jpg&hash=ca31c3c54594611eb160b83d3b07a9d0d18832d9)



Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 13, 2010, 11:48:20 PM
*steps back into thread*

Hey guys, wha-

*hail of bullets embeds in SpaceMarines*

*cough*

f**k... you...

HURK! Blah.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Apr 14, 2010, 12:13:44 AM
*Checks SpaceMarines pockets.*
I could have sworn he had taken my wallet before.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 14, 2010, 09:18:55 AM
So, who do I kill?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Apr 14, 2010, 09:19:29 AM
Galactus guffaws at PBA's meagre attempts to best him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 14, 2010, 09:22:18 AM
Shaddup you intergalactic dump! And take off that metal skirt!

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 14, 2010, 10:57:09 AM
You want salary?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fweblogs.cltv.com%2Fnews%2Flocal%2Fchicago%2FMoney%2520stacks.jpg&hash=8af865395b195683bd33c21a386c9f7e60aaf163)
There it .... *money gets shot*
Hey! >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 14, 2010, 03:19:22 PM
My money! Who shot it! Who?! I'll kill them! I need that money to pay for my porn and ammo and stuff!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Richard.H on Apr 14, 2010, 03:25:10 PM
You mean my money fool! Time to get the M16's and ACR's boys!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 14, 2010, 05:48:26 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 14, 2010, 03:19:22 PM
My money! Who shot it! Who?! I'll kill them! I need that money to pay for my porn and ammo and stuff!
...You shot it....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Apr 14, 2010, 08:47:16 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 13, 2010, 01:06:28 PM
oh no you didnt!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEbE3fGfF-o

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 15, 2010, 01:19:12 AM
 
Quote from: Richard.H on Apr 14, 2010, 03:25:10 PM
You mean my money fool! Time to get the M16's and ACR's boys!

Bitch please,
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi39.tinypic.com%2F2z5r5tx.jpg&hash=33b35a9623cdacf8689bfbe228db99524db3975e)

M-41A pulse rifle all the way!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DeadCities on Apr 15, 2010, 02:52:03 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 14, 2010, 09:22:18 AM
Shaddup you intergalactic dump! And take off that metal skirt!

It's all the rage in europe okay?!?!?! D<
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 15, 2010, 11:17:40 AM
Galactus is from another galaxy? Why does he care for Europeans? They're his appetiser!

I shot my own money? I don't recall... I know! I'll kill you all! Again!


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdeadpool-cover-1.jpg&hash=ca31c3c54594611eb160b83d3b07a9d0d18832d9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 15, 2010, 11:33:36 AM
I HAD ENOUGH!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi39.tinypic.com%2F2h5v190.jpg&hash=00194472a336815b8d864c8672d12542ea24558d)
Army, ATTAAAAACK!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Richard.H on Apr 15, 2010, 02:10:52 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 15, 2010, 11:33:36 AM
I HAD ENOUGH!
http://i39.tinypic.com/2h5v190.jpg
Army, ATTAAAAACK!
Well that reminds me of one game.  :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 15, 2010, 07:56:18 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 15, 2010, 11:33:36 AM
I HAD ENOUGH!
http://i39.tinypic.com/2h5v190.jpg
Army, ATTAAAAACK!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fgreatmove.gif&hash=be3077e35c28478434b998c9773ba52c49c76a69)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Apr 15, 2010, 11:44:54 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 15, 2010, 11:33:36 AM
I HAD ENOUGH!
http://i39.tinypic.com/2h5v190.jpg
Army, ATTAAAAACK!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg690.imageshack.us%2Fimg690%2F5791%2Favp1y.jpg&hash=7f81f6d4645b404fb41af7ff8724760e7634e441)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 16, 2010, 12:50:06 AM
D:

thats horrible and you should feel bad >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Apr 16, 2010, 12:50:50 AM
 :'( I'm sorry!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2010, 08:25:52 AM
Yeah, army. Heading this way. Right now. Run.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 16, 2010, 01:23:18 PM
i have the pulse rifle! they cant win!

*opens fire against the marching terminators*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 16, 2010, 01:41:38 PM
*100 Clones get terminated*
No matter how much you do... we'll get you... sometime. 100 of us replace one!
*New wave of 10.000 Clones arrives*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 16, 2010, 02:21:16 PM
Blow... up... the... cloning... facility...

HURK! Blah...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 16, 2010, 02:26:08 PM
roger that-

*calls for air support*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PjPwBErCXU

WHERE ARE YOUR CLONES NOW!?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 16, 2010, 02:28:11 PM
Just under you.
*Acheronsis disappears in the ground just as thousands of clones under him grab his legs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 16, 2010, 02:30:55 PM
*gets on the APU*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f2aH4h733I
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 16, 2010, 02:41:22 PM
I love that scenw from Matrix Revolution!
However...

*Clones cover APU and dismantle it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Apr 16, 2010, 02:59:37 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 16, 2010, 02:30:55 PM
*gets on the APU*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f2aH4h733I

God, that guy was a badass!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2010, 04:00:25 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 16, 2010, 02:26:08 PM
roger that-

*calls for air support*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PjPwBErCXU

WHERE ARE YOUR CLONES NOW!?!

Right here! Go get 'em Skrullpools!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fclones.jpg&hash=fd3b9afc3ce0e82dae2b10488bb3b690ffe775b0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 16, 2010, 04:10:04 PM
I want my 'lil cousin in!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imfdb.org%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2F6%2F67%2FT2StanWinstonAlienQueen.jpg%2F600px-T2StanWinstonAlienQueen.jpg&hash=387cd35f7c7c983151bff9c0e670d911bf1830e3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 16, 2010, 04:28:51 PM
sorry, i dont hit girls.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Deathbearer on Apr 16, 2010, 04:37:18 PM
i wish people photoshopped my avatar pointlessly onto things.

anyway.. {throws pokeball at queen and catches} mine. :3
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 16, 2010, 04:40:28 PM
Cousin!
NO!
*Impales Deathbearer*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Deathbearer on Apr 16, 2010, 04:45:23 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 16, 2010, 04:40:28 PM
Cousin!
NO!
*Impales Deathbearer*

{pukes blood on Omega}

..just..ask your cousin..if she wants to go bowling...

bleh.. x.x
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 16, 2010, 05:04:34 PM
great. now there are two people stuck on your tail, omega.

you may aswell do a BBQ.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 16, 2010, 05:51:52 PM
Meh.
*rips in half Acheronsis*
One. happy now? ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 17, 2010, 05:50:16 AM
Please... give... me... proper... burial... I've... died... in... here... three... times... now...

HURK! Blah...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2010, 11:02:33 AM
Skrullpools! Now every active poster is dead, lemme tell you a joke!


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2F2h7h0rt.jpg&hash=9a80ac1e4d31a4c099d89ad405f9f4eee30c23a2)

Bahahahaha! Omega, money now!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 17, 2010, 02:10:47 PM
im still an android you know
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: alien5454 on Apr 17, 2010, 04:43:19 PM
*I set the preds wrist computer for selfdistruct*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 17, 2010, 04:57:10 PM
*crushes wrist computer before last symbol appears*
;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2010, 05:30:08 PM
Aha! *high five*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 17, 2010, 05:33:01 PM
whoa! alien vs alien fight!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2010, 05:58:44 PM
Where's the other Alien? I can't risk acid splashes... I'll escape through there! I just hope nobody duct tapes me to a chair...


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2F1211086505117.jpg&hash=7a15e38797de9b8598da92b1e4a53efb3d0eb85e)


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 17, 2010, 06:22:37 PM
Too bad the sewers are the home of Mr. Gator
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gameplayer.it%2Fnovita%2Fimmagini%2Fresident_evil_5_chris_come_crocodile_dundee_1.jpg&hash=875efe7fecf3ee905f907b36203e4f08ba786a79)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2010, 06:25:57 PM
I'm on your side, dammit! Agh!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FAUNTIEEM.jpg&hash=c82c2544e2d35fce624108e7499639b24ecb29c1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 17, 2010, 06:27:08 PM
Who did what? It's not my fault if Sewers are full of Crocodiles - Did you ever hear the Urban Legend? And did you know that 99.9% of UL are true? :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2010, 06:28:05 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool__Oh_by_Ricard08.jpg&hash=692c881f7c5d115d8590e7376cc2c37603bbbf18)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 17, 2010, 06:31:30 PM
Seeing these stripes makes me want to look up for some Deadpool comics. Apparently he's very appreciated by Marvel fans. You're not the first I meet to have a DP avatar and this now gets me curious!
/Off Topic
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2010, 06:35:48 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 17, 2010, 06:31:30 PM
Seeing these stripes makes me want to look up for some Deadpool comics. Apparently he's very appreciated by Marvel fans. You're not the first I meet to have a DP avatar and this now gets me curious!
/Off Topic

I'll spoiler my response to stay on topic.

Spoiler
Deadpool is amazing, definately my favourite character of all time. He's been gaining more and more popularity lately and the movie, due out next year I think, should be great.
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 17, 2010, 06:36:33 PM
Spoiler
Should being the key word. ;) ;D
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2010, 06:38:31 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FHUH.jpg&hash=f84d6354d1be31c82401e2f1bbb935f11121367f)

Fixin' myself. Now, to kill the croc!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 17, 2010, 06:54:59 PM
*Burns PBA with a giant flamethrower that says "THIS IS FOR HATING COD!!!" PBA falls to ash.*
*Smiles with evil triumph but realizes PBA likes deadpool like me, and screams "NOOOOOOOOO"*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 17, 2010, 06:56:27 PM
Gator! Oooo Boy! Attack Biohazard...
*Gator Bites Biohazard*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 17, 2010, 07:01:17 PM
*blows gators brains out with Ghost's ACR, smiles with triumph, but realizes that I love gators, screams "NOOOOOOOOO"*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 17, 2010, 07:01:49 PM
Stop NOOOOOOOing that much and calm down.
*Offers tea*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 17, 2010, 07:04:27 PM
*takes tea, drinks a sip and apologizes for killing OZ's gator. runs off to find witch doctor to bring gator back to life*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2010, 07:48:17 PM
Burning! Oh God! Flames! Fire! Phew... the flames are gone.

Now about hating COD...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fapology2.jpg&hash=1f26b30c7193884cbcdfcc19935c1052a6607a24)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 17, 2010, 08:02:39 PM
*Punches PBA in his Giant COD hating face*
Still hate call of duty?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2010, 08:14:28 PM
Yes!

*grenades BIOHAZARD, blowing him to bits*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FRipit-1.jpg&hash=eb0d24af8e0d7b471649080dc6388ac967aaa1dd)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 17, 2010, 08:16:08 PM
pffft. call of duty is for casuals.

*shoots everyone multiple times*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2010, 08:22:11 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdeadpool_65688-1.jpg&hash=12fe26ebaf722956e02ffff7a407ba9a2b7af031)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 17, 2010, 08:22:29 PM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 17, 2010, 08:02:39 PM
*Punches PBA in his Giant COD hating face*
Still hate call of duty?
LOL! That reminds me of an old Alberto Sordi film... :)

*Shoots Acheronsis with Big Marie borrowrd from HellBoy*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 17, 2010, 08:24:12 PM
*uncaps a grenade and says one-liner*

HATERS.... GONNA HATE.

*big boom*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2010, 08:24:42 PM
I shot Chupa with blazing doorknobs of death, otherwise known as bullets. I dunno what Omega's weapon is, but it sounds cool!

Wait? Boom? Not again!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fshatner.jpg&hash=64cd04ff0b7c29271bcd6cece4e3bce7d716c9c9)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 17, 2010, 08:26:14 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.newsarama.com%2Fgallery%2Falbums%2Fuserpics%2F10006%2Fnormal_hellboy_gun.png&hash=b0afd5ba587b0015d55defd43273210b5ceab6c4)

Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 17, 2010, 08:24:12 PM
*big boom*
Good. He blew himself up. :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 17, 2010, 08:27:34 PM
wait a second, that boom wasnt me.

this is me:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2F16i87j4.jpg&hash=36b20b528d2bd9f52da278bda9183bf411a0f543)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2010, 08:27:59 PM
Now, I'm gonna retreat, and let the sheep cannon handle this!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FSheepcannon.jpg&hash=df8df097fe26aa1798aeeee88fafb574f8dc1525)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 17, 2010, 08:32:22 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 17, 2010, 08:27:34 PM
wait a second, that boom wasnt me.

this is me:
http://i40.tinypic.com/16i87j4.jpg
You're going boom anyway with Vasquez. :)

...

...
WAIT VASQUEZ NOOOO
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 17, 2010, 08:34:26 PM
*booom*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 17, 2010, 09:08:04 PM
AHA!!!!! I AM BACK FROM THE DEAD! I HAVE MATERIALIZED BACK TO MY FORMER SELF FROM THE BITS AND PIECES LEFT FROM PBA EXPLODING ME!!

Rips pba to pieces and shoots them all with Ghost's ACR. Laughs evilly.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2010, 09:18:34 PM
*Reforms body with ease*


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdeadpoolsplode.jpg&hash=3c77812efd76b40f367d542aacb85b8e3e6176a9)

*throws tons of grenades at BIOHAZARD*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 18, 2010, 10:46:34 AM
Everyone, calm down please.
*Offers Tea*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonmonthly.com%2Fcollege_guide%2Fcollege_guide%2Fimages%2Ftea_cup.jpg&hash=59da48ed73028563884f58b01ae167c5ea2fd511)
Sugar?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 18, 2010, 10:49:35 AM
He grenaded me! I need my money! I'm addicted to it, see?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool_64-1.jpg&hash=68cbf7bb19ddb769c2eafd2bed476e95ce59739a)


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Gate on Apr 18, 2010, 06:27:27 PM
*Texas explodes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 18, 2010, 06:48:46 PM
catches all of pbas grenades and throws them back and then delivers a devastating combo of punches and kicks and THEN obliterates pba with shoop do woop

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZA!!!

Then takes omegazillas tea and splashes him in the face with it. Scalding him.

laughs evilly
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 18, 2010, 06:54:39 PM
You wasted tea.
YOU.
WASTED.
TEA.

What you just did was a BLASPHEMY.
Blasphemies send me Berserk.
HUARRRRRRGH
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2F8yddtu.jpg&hash=c4c50155acbf2c382f8b6365c10b49ad594f4912)
*Obliterates Biohazard with Endless fury*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 18, 2010, 07:01:44 PM
JESUS CHRIST!!!!
runs, but decapitates pba on his way out. gets in his private plane.

CATCH ME IF YA CAN!!!

dumps thousands of gallons of tea out of planes cargo hold and into the ocean
plane turns into spaceship and rockets into orbit throws 50 atomic bombs out of cargo hold

SUCK ON THOSE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 18, 2010, 07:04:41 PM
That... that tea... WASTED! :'(
*Uses Omega Ray on the Cargo Hold making it explode*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ceireedge.co.uk%2Fplane-explode.jpg&hash=72fc36f9a58e0c62ef9a418b018d184a464296bd)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 18, 2010, 08:06:58 PM
*regenerates*

Grenades!? Again!? D:<
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 18, 2010, 08:22:14 PM
*plummets to earth screaming emerges from wreckage unscathed*

HAH! My short voyage to earths orbit made me invulnerable!! Do your worst!!!

*Notices 50 atomic bombs i dropped earlier*

"WHAT THE FU-"
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbrainmind.com%2Fimages%2FAtomicBomb44.jpg&hash=886e678e854cfaf8a2617134b5acebccd7a1b040)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 19, 2010, 06:36:38 AM
Oh crap.


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadPooldamn.jpg&hash=4c0cc20dfd620f4cc96dc329a64bba1bb16e86c3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Apr 19, 2010, 12:21:37 PM
All your efforts are for not...For I SUPREME RULER OF THE UNIVERSE has just destroyed your entire galaxy, and has taken purebreed and omega zilla and biohazzard to an elite colloseum world!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Apr 19, 2010, 12:22:18 PM
Dont worry...there's tea there...
FIGHT!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 19, 2010, 02:46:16 PM
*comes back to life moved by an uncesant rage*

DO. NOT. DOUBLE POST.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 19, 2010, 02:49:23 PM
*Takes Biohazard from hell*
I've not finished yet with you!
*Headbite*
Does that hurt? >=D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 19, 2010, 04:15:10 PM
*Finally returns to the thread*

Get away from him you bitch!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fhidden03_080215f-l.jpg&hash=291fefa9ad67258b07c48c220520bd083e9a8a88)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fhidden03_080215g.jpg&hash=86a74eae58af43ad4a3439409e5513e5afe3cc5b)

SHORYUKEN!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 19, 2010, 04:58:07 PM
But Lie.... he wasted TEA!!!! :o :o :o :o :'( :'( :'( :'(

My Response:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi41.tinypic.com%2F25zi5xg.jpg&hash=a64fb4c6f86f2085532f5fc1390e16faf2938c11)
OMEGA PAWNCH!
And consider yourself lucky that I didn't use the omnibitchslap.... :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 19, 2010, 05:22:30 PM
I prefer coffee.

Now for the cheapest final smash ever...

NOW I'LL SHOW YOU!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FSonic.jpg&hash=3f74b7337d566b8c353f3ab5b513b6ed93d96ee1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 19, 2010, 05:25:29 PM
Pffft, Amateur.
THIS is a Final Smash!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi41.tinypic.com%2F292nyap.jpg&hash=8ea1c18b5771b2b04d5c802b0306a4c1ab8ef630)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Apr 19, 2010, 05:42:34 PM
Hmmmm, haven't been here in a while, but I win.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 19, 2010, 05:45:13 PM
No this is THE final smash.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FSuperDragonYoshi2.jpg&hash=e2a1417af166cfdc23afc59fcc00e28a550415f4)

*Gives Omega the finger*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 19, 2010, 05:46:00 PM
Is that so?
*Cuts off Lie's Finger*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 19, 2010, 07:20:22 PM
*Rips Omega's Head off and delivers a massive combo of punches and kicks to Omega's groin, stabs omega with tail, performs a massive uppercut to his chin, and while he is soaring down, uses giant machete to slice his body in half. Then completely massacres the remains and makes sushi out of them. Thanks lie for defending me while I was gone*

ANYONE WANT SUSHI?!?!?!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsprott.physics.wisc.edu%2Fpickover%2Fpc%2Fsushi-large.jpg&hash=7181a70b2c1f487b4a409f90f4b91a593a89118a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 19, 2010, 07:25:50 PM
Granted.
Poor clone #11'217'373'729'292.
*Obliterates Biohazard scattering his atoms all over the universe*
COME BACK FROM THIS!  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 19, 2010, 07:31:36 PM
*Over the course of 1000 years the atoms of clone 998,266,897,998,987 regenerate. well miss you clone 998,266,897,998,987!*

WHOEVER SAID YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WITH VAST AMOUNTS OF CLONES?!?!?!

*Wipes out all of Omegas clones with 100 atom bombs sent from the one in only BIOHAZARD in earth's orbit, then drop atom splitter bomb which wipes out all their atoms into nothingness*

COMEBACK FROM THAT!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 19, 2010, 07:37:40 PM
You've killed all my clones.
They were 100'000'000'000'000.
As I said before
QuoteNo matter how much you do... we'll get you... sometime. 100 of us replace one!
100'000'000'000'000 x 100 = 10'000'000'000'000'000
You're pretty f**ked if you ask me. :P
Army, once again, ATTACK! AT FULL FORCE!
*Biohazard is covered by clones*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 19, 2010, 07:40:28 PM
*looks at all the clones then turns to Bio*

Bio... I'm gonna have to... em... Laterz!

*Runs away screaming like a little girl*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 19, 2010, 07:41:08 PM
Wait! Lie! Come back! Because I have my own cloning facility producing 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Clones a minute in a place in the universe. SO, You still have all my current clones fighting omega, AND my 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 a minute arriving PLUS 10,000 Brumaks armed to the teeth.

YOU are f*cked if you ask me
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 19, 2010, 07:44:37 PM
So you don't consider all the clones killed before the ones which you killed.
And my army of 100'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000 Clones from my personal dimension.
And guess what, I effused into them my Dna, Godzilla's, Gamera's, and Chuck Norris'.
And what the hell is a Brumak? ??? Anyway.... *Omnibitchslaps Brumaks*
Face it Biohazard... you lose. *Impales Biohazard in a final act of victory*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 19, 2010, 07:49:07 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FNaruto_361_pg10.jpg&hash=db4d544582857e4bfaac0200f4d626d2eee30b4d)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FAlmostthere.jpg&hash=d6a971ec6b9b6ad5d5493282a1735decda4d3f52)

I think you know what happens next

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FAlmostthere2.jpg&hash=7544e9bf1e49e2f1ce574942e2379cf5f679cabb)

Just like clock work ^_^
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 19, 2010, 07:53:05 PM
You just reused old pictures! :P
And again I don't wear freakin wigs!
Clones, get rid of him..
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 19, 2010, 07:53:53 PM
NEVER!!!!

*Slices the front of Omegazillas head off with tail like in the AVP 2010 game then impales through the chin and out of the top of the head.*

HAVENT YOU EVER PLAYED GEARS OF WAR?!?!?!

*Completely overwhelms Omegas clones with my 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 clones from MY personal demension. Holds Omegas head up to crowd and roars in victory.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 19, 2010, 07:59:19 PM
You killed a clone, not me.
And you don't know where I am, you never do... *laughs*
And, as stated before... mhmmmm...
You killed 100'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000 clones.
100 times...
10'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000 Clones arrive for you.
But wait... I have enough of war and cruelty. My poor innocent clones were killed and I don't want anymore to be killed.
Stay in peace.
*Leaves place with Mothership*

Spoiler
*Secretly drops off a pissed Chuck Norris onto Biohazard*
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 19, 2010, 08:03:55 PM
*Reasons with Chuck (but not before taking many, many punches), Chuck recruits Mr. T and Arnie and jump onto Omegas ship*

*Laughs with insanity*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 19, 2010, 08:10:38 PM
Oh c'mon guys, get off of my ship!
*Drops Biohazard*
There, have some coffee!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 19, 2010, 08:12:43 PM
How can you drop me if you are in earths orbit and I am still on earth?
*Epic Facepalm*
Anyways Arnie, Chuck, and Mr. T don't leave with a simple "Get offa my ship!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Apr 20, 2010, 12:21:05 AM
Wait...Chuck was with me!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 20, 2010, 02:15:34 PM
DAMMIT PEOPLE, STOP ABUSING NUBERS.

USE SCIENTIFIC TERMS:



*releases zombie spore among the 10[raised to]47 clones*


(f**k tripcode, i wasted 15 minutes looking foir the damn little numbers).
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 20, 2010, 03:02:27 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 20, 2010, 02:15:34 PM
(f**k tripcode, i wasted 15 minutes looking foir the damn little numbers).
Size [of the number] does matter. ;) ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 20, 2010, 05:12:06 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 19, 2010, 07:59:19 PM
You killed a clone, not me.
And you don't know where I am, you never do... *laughs*
And, as stated before... mhmmmm...
You killed 100'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000 clones.
100 times...
10'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000 Clones arrive for you.
But wait... I have enough of war and cruelty. My poor innocent clones were killed and I don't want anymore to be killed.
Stay in peace.
*Leaves place with Mothership*

Spoiler
*Secretly drops off a pissed Chuck Norris onto Biohazard*
[close]

Hey! Hey!!! Where's my money! You can't leave me here alone with Chuck f**king Norris! Have you not heard what he can do!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quHFe7kdeIo
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 20, 2010, 07:17:34 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 20, 2010, 05:12:06 PM
Hey! Hey!!! Where's my money! You can't leave me here alone with Chuck f**king Norris! Have you not heard what he can do!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quHFe7kdeIo

lol thats too funny
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 20, 2010, 07:29:04 PM
Now. Somebody, whilst Chuck eviscerates BIOHAZARD, get me some chimichangas. I'm getting outta here!


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdeadpool37p092bn-1.jpg&hash=b418c049c81dc948aaeef4e92d68dda20c54fc33)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 21, 2010, 12:45:03 AM
I already convinced chuck to leave me alone! He's not eviscerating me!
*another epic facepalm*
NO ONE WILL GIVE YOU CHIMICHANGAS!!!!!! I AM THE MASTER OF MEXICAN FOOD! IF YOU HELP ME KILL OMEGA AND STOP THIS ONGOING WAR YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE CHIMICHANGAS YOU COULD EVER EAT!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 21, 2010, 06:45:19 AM
Nah, I don't even like them that much, I just like saying the word.

Chimichanga, chimichanga, chimichanga, chimichanga.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 21, 2010, 10:41:42 AM
So you corrput people huh? *Omnibitchslaps Biohazard*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 21, 2010, 11:49:57 AM
*Omnibitchslaps omega back*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 21, 2010, 11:55:41 AM
Omnibitchslap fight!!
*Omnibitchslaps Biohazard back*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 21, 2010, 03:00:45 PM
*Interrupts*

Where's my money!?


You know what I intend to do with it!


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool_64-1.jpg&hash=68cbf7bb19ddb769c2eafd2bed476e95ce59739a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Richard.H on Apr 21, 2010, 03:13:12 PM
But where is my money? I took care of the 'problem' so now I want my money.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 21, 2010, 07:17:12 PM
*omnibitchslaps omega back then kicks in the balls*
heh heh heh heh...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Apr 21, 2010, 08:29:18 PM
*omnibitchslaps the whole thread*

STOP FOOLING AROUND!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 21, 2010, 09:13:48 PM
*looks at in dissapointment*
woah dude, not cool. Isn't fooling around what this thread promotes? Seriously, not cool.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 22, 2010, 04:57:00 PM
I will get my money some way or another... I will!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 22, 2010, 05:06:24 PM
*Opens suitcase*
There:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi5.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy154%2Fcarlscues%2FeBooks%2F1million_dollars.jpg&hash=d9e533963d48946f87438745ab2b693c74c3857d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 22, 2010, 05:15:32 PM
*starts whistling*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 22, 2010, 05:20:30 PM
I see what you're going to do here!
*bitchslaps Acheronsis*
And thank that it wasn't an omnis one!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 22, 2010, 05:23:34 PM
*puts head back in place*

oh, so we are going for That, huh?

*kicks Omega in his alien crotch and while he screams in pain ties his hands to his tail*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 22, 2010, 05:25:24 PM
*Grabs Acheronsis' face with hand and rips it away*
Did that hurt mr. Skullface? >=D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 22, 2010, 05:28:26 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 22, 2010, 05:06:24 PM
*Opens suitcase*
There:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi5.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy154%2Fcarlscues%2FeBooks%2F1million_dollars.jpg&hash=d9e533963d48946f87438745ab2b693c74c3857d)

*hugs*

Now, who wants me to hire me to kill someone? >:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 22, 2010, 05:29:06 PM
i do.

*puts glue on face and sticks it back into place*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 22, 2010, 05:33:26 PM
Ill pay you DOUBLE!!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.giantrobot.com%2Fblogs%2Feric%2Fuploaded_images%2Fmexico-drug-money2-708818.jpg&hash=1342742ae196c3af883a026fba35992beda600b4)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.giantrobot.com%2Fblogs%2Feric%2Fuploaded_images%2Fmexico-drug-money2-708818.jpg&hash=1342742ae196c3af883a026fba35992beda600b4)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 22, 2010, 05:34:26 PM
But you didn't give any money to no one. *burns Biohazard money*
So I have the possibility to choose which to kill?
*Looks at Acheronsis*
mmmm.... I think I have an idea.

;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 22, 2010, 05:48:54 PM
pssh. I have just as many dollars as i do clones! >:)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 22, 2010, 07:01:28 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 22, 2010, 05:34:26 PM
But you didn't give any money to no one. *burns Biohazard money*
So I have the possibility to choose which to kill?
*Looks at Acheronsis*
mmmm.... I think I have an idea.

;D

You sir, have hired my services. I'm not a mercenary, I prefer 'Cleaner of the gene pool' myself. ;)
I've been waiting forever! You wouldn't believe how bored I got!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2F53-2.jpg&hash=c8b19a21623cfd7ddfaa7ee8b90d6e89c8f40819)

Now, who do I kill!?


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 22, 2010, 07:50:04 PM
*Steps out of the shadows*

You know...You could just kill them both. That way you get all the money.

*Winks at PBA as I return to the shadows*

Its all on you  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 22, 2010, 07:51:04 PM
...Kill Lie.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 22, 2010, 07:54:36 PM
Sure thing, buddy!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdeadpool-cover-1.jpg&hash=ca31c3c54594611eb160b83d3b07a9d0d18832d9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 22, 2010, 08:08:18 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FThe_Shadow-Mist.jpg&hash=e00dc04ca51b75bd78e0e34cc11e2e473fb1eaa8)

you fail to accept to one thing... My Power!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Ffrank-c-pape-yea-though-i-walk-thro.jpg&hash=87a5f53e690756861476c8d647acc5437b882b2d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 22, 2010, 08:42:04 PM
Dude... that looks like a giant wang!

*ROFL*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdplol2.png&hash=eb93a99c14cdfeb3d10ae2f435b0496cfdafb8b2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 22, 2010, 08:55:03 PM
ITS THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH YOU BITCH!

*Calms down and draws guns*

Lets rock!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fshad6.gif&hash=40698dcc0473501e874bdc022dfc7371b6fde557)

*While this music plays*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZMq6li2RP4
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 22, 2010, 08:59:53 PM
OK, I can play that game!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fbulletsss.jpg&hash=1e2f43873eb974055fbc9ad5399026c991b63c16)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 22, 2010, 11:05:16 PM
*After hours of a heated gun battle*

You have forced my hand... Get over here bitch!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fhuman_shield.jpg&hash=39a76e4a477c7094a410e3b91b971e6819bffddd)

Now put the guns down nice and slowly PBA or there will be no one to pay you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 23, 2010, 12:10:07 PM
Okey....
*Hits Lie in the stomach and roundhouse kicks him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dark Passenger on Apr 23, 2010, 12:50:24 PM
hmmm ummm yeh  :o

(points at ground) "is that youre pocket?" (runs away)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 23, 2010, 04:07:59 PM
*gets a portal gun out of Omega's ass*

im outta here, man!

*gets out*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 23, 2010, 04:08:59 PM
How dare you take my assgun! >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 23, 2010, 04:10:00 PM
*there is silence since im not here*

*chupacabras logs out of the forum*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 23, 2010, 04:11:18 PM
You can't log out when I'm talking to you, clear? *Punches Acheronsis*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 23, 2010, 04:13:27 PM
*Stands in the corner laughing*

You got dumped at the altar!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 23, 2010, 04:15:34 PM
No, you got dumped.
Anyway... I had a dejavu a while back. I'll get my clones to make a new wurld!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 23, 2010, 04:27:04 PM
Good luck with that new "wurld" of clones

*Turns round and flies into the sun*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 23, 2010, 04:59:36 PM
*pops his head through a portal*

lol hay guiz
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 23, 2010, 07:07:52 PM
CLONES!!!!!
*All 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 clones atten hut and face me*
KILL ALL OF OMEGA'S CLONES!!!!!!! WE WILL MARCH TO VICTORY!!!!!!! >:-)

*While this music plays*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMzVps2JYzw
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 24, 2010, 12:44:28 AM
*opens a big f**king portal right under the clone army and laughts as they fall into a void*


there, they wont be bothering us anymore.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 24, 2010, 01:24:27 AM
Enough with the f**king clones! >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 24, 2010, 04:39:40 AM
hey Spacey, help me out with the clone factory, i called a gazillion airstrikes on it but the damn thing is shielded.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi42.tinypic.com%2F23kxgu1.jpg&hash=d0eebe201ca79aaf5f40733d0a208efe5dbf6af5)

shoop your face in so we can beging the ground assault ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 24, 2010, 05:58:57 AM
Okay.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg293.imageshack.us%2Fimg293%2F6127%2Fsoldiers2.jpg&hash=66749cf5a65c534816b23d4609f064d568787170)

Move out!

(Yes, I'm wearing a space helmet under my army one; I'm that badass.)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 24, 2010, 10:44:44 AM
*Opens interdimensional portal*
Now welcome... to my world!
*All get sucked into the portal*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 24, 2010, 10:51:56 AM
*Looks around after landing on the other side of the portal*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Facerve.files.wordpress.com%2F2006%2F09%2Fcharlie_and_the_chocolate_factory_06.jpg&hash=8d6f5cac9f4d033c57b2053dfbfb5f57f35a2476)

Only you Omega could come from a place like this...

*Jumps into the choclate lake*

Oh God its Poo!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 24, 2010, 10:54:37 AM
Uh?
Sorry, I opened the wrong portal...
*Opens true portal*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi41.tinypic.com%2F2uegux1.png&hash=8e444a50a321de167d60a43aad38de8440acf929)
Be careful about the wildlife! :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 24, 2010, 12:22:37 PM
*looks at the group and claims:*

"Careful, interdimensional marines, we are in bat country!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 24, 2010, 02:36:53 PM
Indeed, indeed. So...Now that were all here, WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?!?!?! :D
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.student.chula.ac.th%2F%7E51459181%2F0620_Ice_Cream.gif&hash=8092140d6837f919c57b6bdfb6953bdfba00d5d1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Apr 24, 2010, 02:48:55 PM
*pops back in thread*

I want chocolate ice cream!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 24, 2010, 02:52:17 PM
Every flavor you can imagine!!!
*hands scarhunter 20 scoop mega cone*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Apr 24, 2010, 02:56:01 PM
YAYZ!

Can I haz melted chocolate ontop of it?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 24, 2010, 05:52:05 PM
*looks around*

Sooo... who wants chimichangas?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 24, 2010, 06:10:12 PM
Quiet you!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 24, 2010, 06:11:59 PM
Hey! Merc With A Mouth, remember? It's part of my job description to be irritating!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 24, 2010, 06:15:33 PM
No, you're the cookie dispenser! Dispense some cookies!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 24, 2010, 06:19:36 PM
You can't tell me what to do! I want my Mummy! I want my lawyer! I want lawyer's Mummy! >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 24, 2010, 06:21:57 PM
The inter-dimensional marines need cookies!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 24, 2010, 06:25:26 PM
And I need Chimichangas! What you gonna do about it?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 24, 2010, 06:29:21 PM
Make some Chimichaga cookies!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 24, 2010, 06:30:31 PM
What a riveting debate, the only thing that is missing is...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.coventrytelegraph.net%2Fthegeekfiles%2FWeeping%2520Angel%25203.jpg&hash=49d1844aff6432bf4e186db9b110cf05ec45226f)

A Weeping Angel!

*Turns and runs*

Wait I just turned my back on it... OH GOD!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 24, 2010, 06:50:30 PM
YOU FOOL!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 24, 2010, 07:18:48 PM
No way, the almighty Wolfctopus will take care of it.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi43.tinypic.com%2Feuewiv.jpg&hash=ed9d26606bead5ba057f30832a04d4e0dc049013)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 24, 2010, 07:22:37 PM
It can't stop it! Nothing can! D:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 24, 2010, 07:23:08 PM
Just keep looking at it, and slowly back out of the dimension... :(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 24, 2010, 07:26:38 PM
OK, what if it follows us?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 24, 2010, 07:35:36 PM
We close the portal before it can.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 24, 2010, 07:38:29 PM
*Slices Weeping thing with Katana*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi44.tinypic.com%2F24m9mkj.jpg&hash=e8aefc526da49e1b13c31924c62b94f28673ede3)
Took care of it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 24, 2010, 07:40:13 PM
Quick he thinks his killed it! (You cant kill stone)

GET TO THE CHOPPA... I MEAN PORTAL
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 24, 2010, 07:41:22 PM
*Enters portal*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 24, 2010, 07:49:25 PM
*runs back through portal*

HURRY UP MARINES!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Apr 24, 2010, 07:58:28 PM
*Walks into thread and sees weeping angel.*
WTF?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 24, 2010, 08:14:57 PM
*jumps through portal"

Me and my ice cream don't deserve this!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 24, 2010, 09:18:02 PM
*trips over power wire of the portal gun, turning it off instantly and mutilating everyone crossing it*.

OOps.

also, katanas are glorified potato peelers.  they are literally, the worst combat sword ever.

*braces for shitstorm*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Apr 24, 2010, 09:44:41 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 24, 2010, 09:18:02 PM
*trips over power wire of the portal gun, turning it off instantly and mutilating everyone crossing it*.

OOps.

also, katanas are glorified potato peelers.  they are literally, the worst combat sword ever.

*braces for shitstorm*
affirmative
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg532.imageshack.us%2Fimg532%2F7643%2Fpotato20peeled.jpg&hash=81b6552b1d68bc53337353f4995641503e5356c9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 25, 2010, 05:37:43 AM
Can't beat the claymore! (Is my Scottish showing?)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 25, 2010, 09:48:09 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 24, 2010, 09:18:02 PM
*trips over power wire of the portal gun, turning it off instantly and mutilating everyone crossing it*.

OOps.

also, katanas are glorified potato peelers.  they are literally, the worst combat sword ever.

*braces for shitstorm*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_t6XXVrt631U%2FSQx-n2xyCDI%2FAAAAAAAAFTI%2FYzPeIUI78S0%2Fs400%2Fbeatrix%2Bkiddo.jpg&hash=331dff60adb6fa87b1e76b9a61f0f69b8b6d8c54)
Beatrix Kiddo.
Is not amused by your words.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 25, 2010, 01:24:41 PM
what? I'm right! katanas were never used in ancient warfare, it would bend when stuck on the armor, the metal didn't stand the elements, it required a lot of maintenance to keep the blade sharp. they were not half as devastating as other weapons. and contrary to what you would believe, a guy with a katana will never reach you before you shoot the f**k out of him. oh, and they dont deflect bullets, in fact, even if it could stop it, the force of the impact would break your wrists. you might aswell stab yourself by that point :P

these were ceremonial swords used by the samurai only to jack the limb off to peasants. professional soldiers used scimitar-style swords. glorified razors only.


understood?

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dark Passenger on Apr 25, 2010, 01:31:06 PM
Quotea guy with a katana will never reach you before you shoot the f**k out of him

same could be said with other combat weapons.

i bet achillies couldnt kill a guy with a gun without being shot
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 25, 2010, 01:34:19 PM
yeah i was just saying that because every mall ninja i argue with tells me he can get to my throat before i draw my gun.

my usual response is as i quote:

"go get f**ked by all the dicks of africa".
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dark Passenger on Apr 25, 2010, 01:39:53 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 25, 2010, 01:34:19 PM
yeah i was just saying that because every mall ninja i argue with tells me he can get to my throat before i draw my gun.

my usual response is as i quote:

"go get f**ked by all the dicks of africa".

well yeh in a face to face situation of course you would be able to shoot someone before they could reach you, but with the element of surprise an expert ninja could just as well sneak up on and kill an armed soldier
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 25, 2010, 02:41:53 PM
Beatrix Kiddo.
Is still not amused.
*Beatrix slashes Acheronsis in 145 different parts*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 25, 2010, 03:15:33 PM
*nanobots repair mutilated body*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2F2duh7c2.jpg&hash=b545dd7c7f212f573f7e0764521f7d8a73162319)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 25, 2010, 03:20:31 PM
*Throws Acheronsis into Molten Steel Pool*
Did that hurt Mr. Metalface?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 25, 2010, 03:22:10 PM
*Reforms body with ease.*
HOW IN THE HELL CAN I DO THAT!!!!!
*Pulls Archeronsis out of molten pool and beats the sh*t out of him.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 25, 2010, 03:22:47 PM
No, but why did you take him off the pool? He was melting so goodly.... :(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 25, 2010, 05:16:14 PM
*grabs omega's tail and pulls him down to the pit with him*

MORSE!!!!! POUR THE LEAD!!! POUR IT!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/gallery/albums/movies/alien3/dvdcaptures/dvdcapture436.jpg)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 25, 2010, 05:19:34 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 25, 2010, 02:41:53 PM
Beatrix Kiddo.
Is still not amused.
*Beatrix slashes Acheronsis in 145 different parts*

MARINE!!!

*charges into battle with claymore drawn, inter-dimensional marines providing covering fire*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 25, 2010, 07:00:49 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 25, 2010, 05:16:14 PM
*grabs omega's tail and pulls him down to the pit with him*

MORSE!!!!! POUR THE LEAD!!! POUR IT!!!

http://www.avpgalaxy.net/gallery/albums/movies/alien3/dvdcaptures/dvdcapture436.jpg
We don't fear Molten Lead just like in Alien3! *Sprays Acheronsis with Molten Lead as he emerges*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Apr 25, 2010, 07:19:56 PM
Good thing I didn't cross the portal. I'm not mutilated!

*walks away while whistling*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 25, 2010, 07:20:59 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 25, 2010, 07:00:49 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 25, 2010, 05:16:14 PM
*grabs omega's tail and pulls him down to the pit with him*

MORSE!!!!! POUR THE LEAD!!! POUR IT!!!

http://www.avpgalaxy.net/gallery/albums/movies/alien3/dvdcaptures/dvdcapture436.jpg
We don't fear Molten Lead just like in Alien3! *Sprays Acheronsis with Molten Lead as he emerges*

*throws water onto OmegaZilla*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 25, 2010, 07:26:31 PM
That was my clone.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi44.tinypic.com%2Ff5askh.png&hash=38258bb1d26168806d6670390b91e1c68c45f948)
*Headbites SpaceMarines*
Oh... this molten lead
*Wipes out Lead*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 25, 2010, 07:33:05 PM
Ha ha ha! Unbreakable space-helmet! :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 25, 2010, 07:39:11 PM
Unbreakable, but what about melting it? *Sprays molten lead on SpaceMarines' face*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 25, 2010, 08:12:01 PM
*water makes omega explode dramatically as he was about to kill space*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 25, 2010, 08:52:53 PM
*laughs*

Now I get to keep my money and slack off!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fcable202620deadpool2001ug1.jpg&hash=301251539a9df8b1ce766272729dc11ae686f55d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 25, 2010, 09:33:06 PM
ENOUGH!!! If the machine breaks down, WE break down! Stop fighting so we can figure out how to get the hell out of this wasteland! Thanks to omegaZilla and his f*ckin portals!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 25, 2010, 09:42:40 PM
Ha ha ha! The inter-dimensional marines and I are already back!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 25, 2010, 11:44:52 PM
So do I. okay, i think i need to call technical service, I'm sweating a black thing out of my neck. ???
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 26, 2010, 02:15:45 AM
Yeah. Wait, what?!?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 26, 2010, 06:46:41 AM
Huh? Sorry? What're we doing? Watching TV all night really messes with me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 26, 2010, 10:44:13 AM
*The shattered remains begin to move and pulse, slowly reforming the body*
NOW...
Experience my Final Smash!
*Transform*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi41.tinypic.com%2Fr0y3w0.jpg&hash=97a42dbfc4f0eb35275d5b70d37bff765a415c2b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 26, 2010, 04:01:18 PM
*Sneaks off before Omega noticies the money is gone*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 26, 2010, 08:29:08 PM
MY moneyyyyyy
*Shadow Spins reaching money*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Apr 26, 2010, 08:30:09 PM
Quote
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 26, 2010, 08:26:57 PM
Now, get your asses over to the Pillowfighting Thread, double time! >:(

:D

OK, I'll come and bring a Graboid :P

Sooo, I'm not sure what the current fight in here is, but I just unleashed a Graboid. Have fun!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsurbrook.devermore.net%2Fadaptationscreatures%2Fmovies%2Fgraboid.JPG&hash=4a64ccacbc1a1ea15afb2a9480433f7506f7ff80)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 26, 2010, 08:31:19 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 26, 2010, 08:29:08 PM
MY moneyyyyyy
*Shadow Spins reaching money*

Jesus! Hey, I failed my mercenary job so it's only fair I keep the money to support myself in the near future!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 26, 2010, 08:31:49 PM
You want more salary?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Apr 26, 2010, 08:32:40 PM
During the argument over money, my Graboid eats both OmeggaZilla and Purebreedalien. Now who will challenge my Graboid?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 26, 2010, 08:33:40 PM
Graboid broke jaws because I was too big.

BTW I'll use it for fishing. *Goes fishing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Apr 26, 2010, 08:34:49 PM
And catches the shark from Jaws with me riding it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 26, 2010, 08:43:56 PM
*regenerates*

Yeah, more salary will be good. ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Eliskuya14 on Apr 26, 2010, 09:26:29 PM
throws a Combistick at Purebreedalien and Zilla and runs off with a Predator evil laugh*  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 27, 2010, 12:17:23 AM
*makes thurwolf2 trip on his feet and puts a foot on his back*

im sorry, are you in a hurry?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Eliskuya14 on Apr 27, 2010, 12:28:44 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 27, 2010, 12:17:23 AM
*makes thurwolf2 trip on his feet and puts a foot on his back*

im sorry, are you in a hurry?

>:( beat it! or I'll kill you two
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 27, 2010, 12:47:41 AM
*bang*

now, somebody help me dump the body where it cannot, absolutely in any way ressurrect from the dead and make an unnecesary plot twist.

purebreed, give me hand with the feet.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Deathbearer on Apr 27, 2010, 12:54:29 AM
I'll get the arms. Let's do this.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 27, 2010, 01:25:19 AM
She'd better not be a Time-Lord.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 27, 2010, 06:34:44 AM
*Grabs the feet*

Y'know, with a spear sticking through my chest and a dead body in my arms, this is pretty uncomfortable.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Eliskuya14 on Apr 27, 2010, 10:36:45 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 27, 2010, 12:47:41 AM
*bang*

now, somebody help me dump the body where it cannot, absolutely in any way ressurrect from the dead and make an unnecesary plot twist.

purebreed, give me hand with the feet.

:'( you.....monster....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 27, 2010, 12:11:21 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 26, 2010, 08:43:56 PM
Yeah, more salary will be good. ;)
*Opens two suitcases*
Content of 01
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.juddlegum.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F02%2Fmoney.jpg&hash=07024b25fb4ddeda538e4fbd8bfbfc03ab2bfc43)
Content of 02
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.giantrobot.com%2Fblogs%2Feric%2Fuploaded_images%2Fmexico-drug-money2-708818.jpg&hash=1342742ae196c3af883a026fba35992beda600b4)

Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 26, 2010, 08:43:56 PM
http://ndn3.newsweek.com/media/25/71014_MoneyHappiness_vl-vertical.jpg
Glad you appreciate it ;) ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 27, 2010, 02:14:03 PM
Quote from: Thurwolf2 on Apr 27, 2010, 10:36:45 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 27, 2010, 12:47:41 AM
*bang*

now, somebody help me dump the body where it cannot, absolutely in any way ressurrect from the dead and make an unnecesary plot twist.

purebreed, give me hand with the feet.

:'( you.....monster....

AWW f**k-

its not dead yet!

*hits it several times with the shovel*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 27, 2010, 02:15:13 PM
Come on... waste a shovel like that.
*Takes Shovel from Acheronsis' hands*
This
*Hits Acheronsis in the head*
...is how you use it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 27, 2010, 02:21:05 PM
*turns around and shoots Omega in the face*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi216.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fcc183%2Fhexotic_01%2FFunny%2FTriggerDiscipline.gif&hash=1b85e3ef478be6171de2936410bd53e147b85e00)

what the f**k was wrong with that guy?

*starts a casual conversation with space like in a Tarantino movie*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 27, 2010, 02:21:52 PM
Owch!
What's wrong with me? You want to know?
*Slices Achronsis in half*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Eliskuya14 on Apr 27, 2010, 03:50:49 PM
 :o *female screams and runs off*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vulhala on Apr 27, 2010, 04:02:20 PM
*Stands around looking slightly concerned wondering what the f**k is going on in this thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 27, 2010, 04:13:37 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Apr 27, 2010, 04:02:20 PM
*Stands around looking slightly concerned wondering what the f**k is going on in this thread*

Get him.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2F699066-247784_4272_deadpool_supe-1.jpg&hash=0a5bf1b697cf5f599075be2cbb097b93b4926da7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 27, 2010, 04:51:50 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Apr 27, 2010, 04:02:20 PM
*Stands around looking slightly concerned wondering what the f**k is going on in this thread*

he is thinking! get him!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 27, 2010, 05:20:14 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 27, 2010, 04:51:50 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Apr 27, 2010, 04:02:20 PM
*Stands around looking slightly concerned wondering what the f**k is going on in this thread*

he is thinking! get him!
He is thinking about someone thinking!
*Blows the living f**k out of Acheronsis*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 27, 2010, 05:24:51 PM
*Laughs*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdplol2.png&hash=eb93a99c14cdfeb3d10ae2f435b0496cfdafb8b2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Apr 27, 2010, 08:09:36 PM
*calls in a napalm nuke*

"NAPALM NUKE INCOMING, ROGER."

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 27, 2010, 08:27:38 PM
Distraction time!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.cheezburger.com%2Fcompletestore%2F2010%2F4%2F13%2F129156784421327071.gif&hash=ae78d9e10faa3b1794184fcc51b430a37e4ceade)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: alien5454 on Apr 27, 2010, 08:40:38 PM
*farts for no obvios reason*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 27, 2010, 11:12:13 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 27, 2010, 02:21:05 PM
*turns around and shoots Omega in the face*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi216.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fcc183%2Fhexotic_01%2FFunny%2FTriggerDiscipline.gif&hash=1b85e3ef478be6171de2936410bd53e147b85e00)

what the f**k was wrong with that guy?

*starts a casual conversation with space like in a Tarantino movie*

I know, man, Crosby is so overrated! Ovechkin is where it's at.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 28, 2010, 12:09:12 AM
yeah i guess...I have no idea what we are doing!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 28, 2010, 06:33:39 AM
I do!

Cooking pancakes...


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdeadpancake.jpg&hash=0a74f6bf83cdf738e4e801fed96e9cbd6a5157b6)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 28, 2010, 11:56:06 AM
Quote from: alien5454 on Apr 27, 2010, 08:40:38 PM
*farts for no obvios reason*
*Slaps Alien5454*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Eliskuya14 on Apr 28, 2010, 01:00:59 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 28, 2010, 06:33:39 AM
I do!

Cooking pancakes...


http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/deadpancake.jpg

:o *eats all pancakes and lets out a big burp* yummy
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: #6.0 on Apr 28, 2010, 02:23:05 PM
*Randomly comes into the thread, unleashes 50 million drones, with needlers, and Molotovs, hides in secure bunker.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 28, 2010, 02:24:21 PM
Hohohohohoho, and you think your drones could do something?

Amateur.

*Obliterates drones*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 28, 2010, 03:22:33 PM
Halo Drones... piece of cake!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fbulletsss.jpg&hash=1e2f43873eb974055fbc9ad5399026c991b63c16)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 28, 2010, 04:14:46 PM
"oh shit i have to say something!"

UHHH.... PENIS!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 28, 2010, 08:35:30 PM
^GAY
yeah! Me and omega made as much as 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 clones of ourselves! You think your stupid 50 million drones will even stand a CHANCE?!?!?! HAHAHAHA!!! You noob!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on Apr 28, 2010, 09:02:54 PM
*fires the Point of View-gun*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Apr 28, 2010, 09:20:25 PM
Wat?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 29, 2010, 12:40:56 AM
Oh god! I'm seeing Hive Tyrant's point of view! How can anybody possibly hate the French and puppies that much! :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 29, 2010, 01:07:30 AM
*stares at emptyness*

of course, how could i possibly understand or even see other people's point of view, if i have no soul or a human brain, for that matter?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Apr 29, 2010, 03:07:51 PM
Seems like everyone forgot about the nuke I called in the previous page.

*BOOM!*

Fire's all over the place.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Richard.H on Apr 29, 2010, 03:23:43 PM
I recreate the world destroyed by the nuke with my imagination... except for the Middle East... and Russia, and North Korea too, probably China as well. I will keep Africa, so that NATO can liberate it. I own amazing property in Ontario, Canada and Colorado, U.S.A. I am having a party in Paris, but none of you are invited.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 29, 2010, 03:57:52 PM
Ok... That's Different.  :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Richard.H on Apr 29, 2010, 05:29:14 PM
I'm hyper today. Forget what I said.

How about it is now a 'Road Warrior' setting because of the nuke. I'm armed to the teeth in a Jeep and I am chasing all you down.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 29, 2010, 09:13:42 PM
Quote from: Richard.H on Apr 29, 2010, 03:23:43 PM
I recreate the world destroyed by the nuke with my imagination... except for the Middle East... and Russia, and North Korea too, probably China as well. I will keep Africa, so that NATO can liberate it. I own amazing property in Ontario, Canada and Colorado, U.S.A. I am having a party in Paris, but none of you are invited.

Did you just say that Ontario and Canada are two different entities?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 29, 2010, 09:30:56 PM
*watchs what could become a fight*

I think his getting rude to you Space, you should spark him!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 30, 2010, 01:30:47 AM
thats it. im done with you people.

*opens a portal to another dimension and trows in all of the radioactive material in earth*

f**k your nukes. think of something original next time!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Apr 30, 2010, 01:31:45 AM
Just so you know, I put a facehugger in you alternate dimension. Just sayin'
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 30, 2010, 01:33:20 AM
so? im an android, that means no face huggin' for me.

*closes portal and destroys portal gun so nobody else can use it again*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 30, 2010, 01:39:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKcY75LIkRw
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 30, 2010, 06:50:52 AM
...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdeadpancake.jpg&hash=0a74f6bf83cdf738e4e801fed96e9cbd6a5157b6)

*eats pancakes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Eliskuya14 on Apr 30, 2010, 02:20:24 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 30, 2010, 06:50:52 AM
...

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/deadpancake.jpg

*eats pancakes*

>:( THOSE ARE MINE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Richard.H on Apr 30, 2010, 03:55:54 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Apr 29, 2010, 09:13:42 PM
Quote from: Richard.H on Apr 29, 2010, 03:23:43 PM
I recreate the world destroyed by the nuke with my imagination... except for the Middle East... and Russia, and North Korea too, probably China as well. I will keep Africa, so that NATO can liberate it. I own amazing property in Ontario, Canada and Colorado, U.S.A. I am having a party in Paris, but none of you are invited.

Did you just say that Ontario and Canada are two different entities?
No, Ontario is in Canada. I just wrote it like that because some people don't know where Ontario is.  ::) There was even a poll once that said 80% of Americans don't know where Canada is on the map.

Anyway, I ride a choppa and steal pancakes!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Keg on Apr 30, 2010, 06:40:29 PM
I ride a combat talon and I eat helicopters for breakfast
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Apr 30, 2010, 06:48:17 PM
Quote from: Keg on Apr 30, 2010, 06:40:29 PM
I ride a combat talon and I eat helicopters for breakfast

:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tkkpfhd07s
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Apr 30, 2010, 10:17:55 PM
Quote from: Richard.H on Apr 30, 2010, 03:55:54 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Apr 29, 2010, 09:13:42 PM
Quote from: Richard.H on Apr 29, 2010, 03:23:43 PM
I recreate the world destroyed by the nuke with my imagination... except for the Middle East... and Russia, and North Korea too, probably China as well. I will keep Africa, so that NATO can liberate it. I own amazing property in Ontario, Canada and Colorado, U.S.A. I am having a party in Paris, but none of you are invited.

Did you just say that Ontario and Canada are two different entities?
No, Ontario is in Canada. I just wrote it like that because some people don't know where Ontario is.  ::)

Whew! For a second there, I thought you might be a complete idiot.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 01, 2010, 12:10:45 AM
*Chainsaws SpaceMarines like a crazy loony, laughs with sick glee...*

WHO'S NEXT!?!?!?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 01, 2010, 01:19:19 AM
*FWOOP!*

Ha-HA! You forgot about my regenerative abilities!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Eliskuya14 on May 01, 2010, 02:00:45 AM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 01, 2010, 12:10:45 AM
*Chainsaws SpaceMarines like a crazy loony, laughs with sick glee...*

WHO'S NEXT!?!?!?!

*hanging on the wall like an Xenomorph and stays calm and watches*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 01, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
*sees Thurwolf2 on the wall*

Actually I made those pancakes, so I can do what I want with them, anything!

*shoots Thurwolf2*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2F50-1.jpg&hash=a5fefa15fc0539a2f2ab4cefc327bf70f098bd17)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Eliskuya14 on May 01, 2010, 02:37:36 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 01, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
*sees Thurwolf2 on the wall*

Actually I made those pancakes, so I can do what I want with them, anything!

*shoots Thurwolf2*

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/50-1.jpg

*dodges* I hate you!,  ::) are you something hateing me... if you did... I'll do something about it.  ;D watch me call all facehuggers to facehug you guys. payback is A BIIIIITCH!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 01, 2010, 02:42:37 PM
*shoots the living shit out of everyone*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RbL4PwTDsQ
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 01, 2010, 03:06:51 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fbulletsss.jpg&hash=1e2f43873eb974055fbc9ad5399026c991b63c16)

*shoots back*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 01, 2010, 04:39:57 PM
*Finally arrives through a portal*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fshad6.gif&hash=40698dcc0473501e874bdc022dfc7371b6fde557)

f**k yeah.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 02, 2010, 09:48:31 AM
Meh.
*Drinks Tea*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 02, 2010, 10:47:07 AM
*continues shooting Chupa*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 02, 2010, 01:24:08 PM
* sat confused and crying in a corner *  :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 02, 2010, 02:33:14 PM
Quote from: MrBrokenTusks. on May 02, 2010, 01:24:08 PM
* sat confused and crying in a corner *  :'(
Wanna do a session of psychoanalysis?  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 02, 2010, 02:36:02 PM
Yer and hope get over my troubles.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 02, 2010, 02:39:54 PM
Ok. Sit on there
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.linomissio.com%2Flettino%2520psicologo.jpg&hash=692660a888fc5459134e6ec347b3485bfa73d40a)
And begin talk about your problems.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 02, 2010, 02:41:35 PM
*it all started when the fight started * I haven't been able to stop crying ever since
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 02, 2010, 03:05:58 PM
*Shoots MrBrokenTusks*

Keep crying, baby!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdeadpool_65688-1.jpg&hash=12fe26ebaf722956e02ffff7a407ba9a2b7af031)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 02, 2010, 03:14:30 PM
Falls off chair and coughs up blood and has a fit on the floor
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 02, 2010, 03:15:40 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdplol2.png&hash=eb93a99c14cdfeb3d10ae2f435b0496cfdafb8b2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 02, 2010, 03:17:54 PM
Stops the fit and picks up the psychiatrist chair and hits purebreedalien in the head.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 02, 2010, 03:29:39 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadPoolTemplate-1-1.jpg&hash=6fb0a47ca0ffdf62b6fc240357e673ddf0372ab5)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdeadpool5-2.jpg&hash=66d5aee56c32fa5667636a61614d9b3eceaa4401)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 02, 2010, 03:36:59 PM
You and deadpool the perfect couple but um um um I set of my self destruct timer=]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 02, 2010, 03:38:17 PM
Perfect couple? :P

Self destruct? Uh oh...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fshatner.jpg&hash=64cd04ff0b7c29271bcd6cece4e3bce7d716c9c9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 02, 2010, 03:41:13 PM
You have a pic for everything ;) and just does his manic predator laugh and walks away then clocking.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 02, 2010, 03:44:09 PM
I have an extensive collection. ;)

*Recovers*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FWolverinevsDeadpool5.jpg&hash=991fbc07ee38440b8d8dfea418413d477b290602)

Hey! You!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdeadpool-cover-1.jpg&hash=ca31c3c54594611eb160b83d3b07a9d0d18832d9)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 02, 2010, 03:46:54 PM
Leaps onto the crazy people chair and roars and lunges at deadpool knocking gun out of his hands
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 02, 2010, 03:51:07 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FFightBroken.jpg&hash=75ebe5db8721a7642c730810303449c23ccf87c8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 02, 2010, 03:53:25 PM
Leg starts twitching then it starts to spasm forcing deadpool just in time to extend his wristblades before deadpool can finish him
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 02, 2010, 05:15:10 PM
PBA, I'm worried about you. You just seem to repeat the exact same phrases and actions over and over.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 02, 2010, 05:18:38 PM
He is stuck on repeat.
Maybe he should change characters?  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 02, 2010, 07:17:42 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on May 02, 2010, 05:15:10 PM
PBA, I'm worried about you. You just seem to repeat the exact same phrases and actions over and over.

I have many more scans and pictures, but all the situations seem to be the same, therefore, I can only use certain pictures as responses. :P

Quote from: MrBrokenTusks. on May 02, 2010, 03:53:25 PM
Leg starts twitching then it starts to spasm forcing deadpool just in time to extend his wristblades before deadpool can finish him

I have wristblades?
Quoteforcing deadpool just in time to extend his wristblades
Cool.

Quote from: MrBrokenTusks. on May 02, 2010, 05:18:38 PM
He is stuck on repeat.
Maybe he should change characters?  :P

Never!

*ties up MrBrokenTusks with awesome Duct Tape*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fducttapemrb.jpg&hash=95faf8d2f7d9f6e2acb58ee3ca8f60e9d312bd2d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 02, 2010, 07:21:07 PM
I ment mine ;)
rolls around on the floor knocking over a candle causing a fire to start. Starts a manic laugh.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on May 02, 2010, 07:23:52 PM
*extinguishes the fire with a lame and small water gun*

:P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 02, 2010, 07:29:55 PM
The water make the tape lose stick mr black stands up and stares.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 02, 2010, 07:31:48 PM
Just staring is a bad idea when you're around me.

*Enters the Dead-Mech*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fc2.jpg&hash=a4ce6f4ed71a3d2651bb36ac9cf7bf66dd7038e1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 02, 2010, 07:44:25 PM
Stares and starts crying again.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 02, 2010, 07:46:31 PM
*laughs*

OK, you continue to cry and I'm gonna walk away. I'll be back to get you later.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 02, 2010, 10:35:52 PM
*Looks out at... If you can call it a battle ::) *

Is that robot compensating for something?  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Eliskuya14 on May 03, 2010, 03:25:47 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 02, 2010, 07:31:48 PM
Just staring is a bad idea when you're around me.

*Enters the Dead-Mech*

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/c2.jpg

:o ooooooh....shit.... :-\ you are not a killer but you are one badass mother hecker Purebreed :3
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 03, 2010, 03:35:55 AM
*looks at the action in a monitor in a dark room, which is on a bunker somewhere in the mountains of greenland*

hurm.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 03, 2010, 08:21:07 PM
Quote from: Thurwolf2 on May 03, 2010, 03:25:47 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 02, 2010, 07:31:48 PM
Just staring is a bad idea when you're around me.

*Enters the Dead-Mech*

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/c2.jpg

:o ooooooh....shit.... :-\ you are not a killer but you are one badass mother hecker Purebreed :3

Not a killer? I helped kill you a few pages back! Here, let me refresh your memory!

*shoots Thurwolf2*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Eliskuya14 on May 03, 2010, 10:33:51 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 03, 2010, 08:21:07 PM
Quote from: Thurwolf2 on May 03, 2010, 03:25:47 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 02, 2010, 07:31:48 PM
Just staring is a bad idea when you're around me.

*Enters the Dead-Mech*

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/c2.jpg

:o ooooooh....shit.... :-\ you are not a killer but you are one badass mother hecker Purebreed :3

Not a killer? I helped kill you a few pages back! Here, let me refresh your memory!

*shoots Thurwolf2*

*gets shoted and soul flys out mouth and says "I'm free! body lays there dead twiching like a zombie*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 03, 2010, 10:44:21 PM
*Walking past.*

Whats this? A body huh score.

*Sells Thur's body on the black market.*

All in a days work.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 04, 2010, 01:09:34 AM
Great! now i dont this:

(https://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/21189_large.jpg)

*looks at Thurwolf2 spirit and with an wicked smile on his face, claims:*

huehuehuehuehue...

IT IS NOT OVER YET

*calls in the ghostbusters*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 04, 2010, 01:16:13 AM
*While counting the money made for selling Thur's still fresh organs*

Thats just cruel Chupa, a sex blow up doll I dont get how someone can ever use that.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 04, 2010, 03:57:01 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi787.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy151%2FTJDocT84%2F3AvPghostbusters.jpg&hash=528cffa87ece560f8679a4dfdff4c09a1e80032c)

Somebody called?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 04, 2010, 03:55:18 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on May 04, 2010, 03:57:01 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi787.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy151%2FTJDocT84%2F3AvPghostbusters.jpg&hash=528cffa87ece560f8679a4dfdff4c09a1e80032c)

Somebody called?
FIXED:
Spoiler

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi44.tinypic.com%2Fs4wh6u.jpg&hash=5e710ca25b8d27131caa6ba145808bc67855c9e3)
[close]

never forget your headgear, it could save your life.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 04, 2010, 04:09:57 PM
Meh. You all are amateurs.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi42.tinypic.com%2F1178k03.jpg&hash=2eda0a9d522a8aa186b955703de2c33992178123)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 04, 2010, 07:40:22 PM
Meh. I'm the Merc With The Mouth. :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 04, 2010, 09:57:35 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on May 04, 2010, 03:55:18 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on May 04, 2010, 03:57:01 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi787.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy151%2FTJDocT84%2F3AvPghostbusters.jpg&hash=528cffa87ece560f8679a4dfdff4c09a1e80032c)

Somebody called?
FIXED:
Spoiler

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi44.tinypic.com%2Fs4wh6u.jpg&hash=5e710ca25b8d27131caa6ba145808bc67855c9e3)
[close]

never forget your headgear, it could save your life.

Of course, we all brought it; you with the army helmet, me with the space helmet, and TJ over there with his mullet.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 05, 2010, 06:25:06 AM
What about me? I was the X-Men's sidekick for a time... kinda... I can help you bust some ghosts!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 05, 2010, 11:35:19 PM
Fine, take the extra proton pack. But you have to supply your own cheaply editing image!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 06, 2010, 03:31:14 PM
in an Off-topic:

happy 80 pages of mayhem, which i am proud poster of the 40% of everything
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 06, 2010, 04:08:55 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on May 05, 2010, 11:35:19 PM
Fine, take the extra proton pack. But you have to supply your own cheaply editing image!

Awesome!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fpoolbuster.jpg&hash=1013d190312d64ba7ae5054828229e40321495fa)

Hell yeah!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Eliskuya14 on May 06, 2010, 06:02:20 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 06, 2010, 04:08:55 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on May 05, 2010, 11:35:19 PM
Fine, take the extra proton pack. But you have to supply your own cheaply editing image!

Awesome!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fpoolbuster.jpg&hash=1013d190312d64ba7ae5054828229e40321495fa)

Hell yeah!

*stands there in ghost from angry at Purebreed with eyebrows twiching* damn deadpool monkey ape!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 06, 2010, 06:37:34 PM
Monkey ape? Ghost Thurwolf2, consider yourself eliminated!

*Throws down ghost trap thingy*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 06, 2010, 07:36:51 PM
Thurwolf, I find your frequent change of avatar disturbing.
Make them fwoop away.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Eliskuya14 on May 07, 2010, 12:05:10 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 06, 2010, 06:37:34 PM
Monkey ape? Ghost Thurwolf2, consider yourself eliminated!

*Throws down ghost trap thingy*

:o not....again... T_T I'm so going get you for this. you well pay for it
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 07, 2010, 12:15:50 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FThe_Shadow-Mist.jpg&hash=e00dc04ca51b75bd78e0e34cc11e2e473fb1eaa8)

*Stands in the shadows with eyes on the others watching, learning  :D *

Mai Hime huh... Finally a 4Th member of the ghost-raper, I did always wonder why that picture only had the 3 white guys.

*Continues to watch the progressing battle... If you can call it a battle*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 07, 2010, 12:16:45 AM
*sits down next to Lie1295, cracks open beer*

Yeah, you got the right idea.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 07, 2010, 11:22:43 AM
I'll go with Popcorn. (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.markmcgraw.com%2Fknowzone%2Fstyle_emoticons%2Fdefault%2Fmf_popcorn.gif&hash=bdf5c73f7b3fa18a894b7fc253ff5fae78b5754b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 07, 2010, 03:07:56 PM
*smiles*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Richard.H on May 07, 2010, 03:42:00 PM
Pizza anyone?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 07, 2010, 03:44:14 PM
ME!
*Steals pack of Pizzas*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 07, 2010, 04:10:24 PM
*hits omega*

BAD ALIEN! BAD!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 07, 2010, 04:14:46 PM
*Gives Acheronsis some Pizzas*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 07, 2010, 04:15:34 PM
there we go. :D

*munch*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 07, 2010, 04:21:37 PM
YEah, old classic Pizza!
*Almost chokes on Pizzas*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 07, 2010, 04:54:12 PM
*performs a Heimlich on omega*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 08, 2010, 04:15:56 AM
Ah, so peaceful. Serene... *happy sigh*

And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYkhL7zsL3o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 08, 2010, 02:12:24 PM
............is that The Thing's roar i hear?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 08, 2010, 02:14:35 PM
if fight is still going on. *john marston enter with his six shooter in hand*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 08, 2010, 03:55:42 PM
*angry tics descend upon Marston, consuming him in seconds, leaving a mere skeleton behind*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 08, 2010, 04:00:08 PM
 :-[*tummble weed eerrillly moves across the scene in a very western style*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on May 08, 2010, 04:02:36 PM
*descends upon the surface of Earth with an entire Hive Fleet*

Hmmm, delicious bio-matter.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 08, 2010, 04:03:36 PM
Angry tics, ATAAAAACK!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 08, 2010, 05:26:30 PM
*Points Sword at Hive Tyrant*
ATTAAAAAAAAAAAACK
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi39.tinypic.com%2F2dhsdjk.jpg&hash=3d067d5233e5559f0122250a5a279ad5109e25fa)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on May 08, 2010, 05:36:09 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freewebs.com%2Ftyranid123%2F1.jpg&hash=cd7f76bff0d99d8e3ba0b911dd9746a98f85f095)


;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 08, 2010, 05:38:20 PM
Love that picture.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 08, 2010, 07:16:05 PM
*Battles bloodly with Hive Tyrant*
And there was even *slices a Hive Drone* a time in which *cuts off another drone's head* Undeadite called us... mates. *Obliterates 10 drones in a hit*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on May 08, 2010, 11:26:14 PM
*watches as a Carnifex storms upon a platoon of T-Aliens and sends them to rust in peace*
Heh, *blasts two robots with acid from his Venom Cannon* you wouldn't guess that *impales something on his bone-blade* if you saw us now! Oh, and the Hive drones are called Hormagaunts and Termagaunts *coils his whip around three robots and crushes them together* depending on whether or not they shoot acid or hack you apart with razor-sharp scything arms.
*crushes another T-Alien underneath his feet*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on May 08, 2010, 11:34:01 PM
Ok, that's it!

*puts on shirt and loads guns*

"Nobody make a move or I shoot!"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.allmoviephoto.com%2F2004_The_Punisher%2F2004_the_punisher_012.jpg&hash=b76d4db40c7c8b9b551cc55676f51e9312a796ff)



Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 08, 2010, 11:41:49 PM
Tell this guy not to move!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg534.imageshack.us%2Fimg534%2F7425%2Fl90110011956758208d72.gif&hash=e427efb844fcd351f729a7bc51d277285b96ad51)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on May 08, 2010, 11:45:24 PM
No, No, Ahhhhhh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUlIEDQIfW0
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 08, 2010, 11:54:12 PM
That's quite a predicament your in Blood.

*Continues to watch keenly*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on May 08, 2010, 11:59:03 PM
*collects intestines and insides falling out*

Help...me! Help...m...m...me...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 09, 2010, 12:12:46 AM
Quote from: First Blood on May 08, 2010, 11:59:03 PM
*collects intestines and insides falling out*

Help...me! Help...m...m...me...
Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on May 09, 2010, 12:14:51 AM
Quote from: Skinner on May 09, 2010, 12:12:46 AM
Quote from: First Blood on May 08, 2010, 11:59:03 PM
*collects intestines and insides falling out*

Help...me! Help...m...m...me...
Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word.
;D Genius!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 09, 2010, 12:22:06 AM
Quote from: Skinner on May 09, 2010, 12:12:46 AM
Quote from: First Blood on May 08, 2010, 11:59:03 PM
*collects intestines and insides falling out*

Help...me! Help...m...m...me...
Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word.

PLEASE!!! Goddamnit, I hate this hacker crap!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Anto of the Sand on May 09, 2010, 01:36:10 AM
* Dont get cheap on me Spacemarines.
(boos alround)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 09, 2010, 01:43:45 AM
QUIET! Hive Tyrant's entering the Tyrannosaur paddock.

(I love it when this happens! :D)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Anto of the Sand on May 09, 2010, 01:46:02 AM
Clever girl. :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 09, 2010, 02:18:52 AM
RAWR!!!

*bites anto's neck*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Eliskuya14 on May 09, 2010, 04:43:20 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 04, 2010, 07:40:22 PM
Meh. I'm the Merc With The Mouth. :P

*ghost form sill in Purebreedalien's ghost jar*

when I get outta here I'm so going let you kiss a XXL Plecostomus Algae eater's, big lips,  >:( HEY ZILLA! GET YOUR BLACK ASRE HELPING ME HERE!?! you lazy for good for nothing someday...Purebreedaline is so going kiss a fish right now.. *evil predator laugh*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 09, 2010, 09:52:16 AM
I don't have a "Asre".
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on May 09, 2010, 01:04:54 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on May 09, 2010, 01:43:45 AM
QUIET! Hive Tyrant's entering the Tyrannosaur paddock.

(I love it when this happens! :D)

... where is the goat?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Anto of the Sand on May 09, 2010, 01:12:00 PM
I can see the flees, Mummy cant you see the flees ?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 09, 2010, 01:14:18 PM
Quote from: Hive Tyrant on May 09, 2010, 01:04:54 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on May 09, 2010, 01:43:45 AM
QUIET! Hive Tyrant's entering the Tyrannosaur paddock.

(I love it when this happens! :D)

... where is the goat?
IN YO FACE. *Throws Shreds of Goat to Hive Tyrant*
Now... run!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2Fvf890.jpg&hash=2c86e852db85c81d21fde77fe9acde54aa9e4c8f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 09, 2010, 02:53:04 PM
"Get rid of the fire!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 09, 2010, 02:53:50 PM
And you better get rid of my jaws on your head.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Anto of the Sand on May 09, 2010, 02:54:18 PM
* Shoot her!
SHOOT HERRRR!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 09, 2010, 02:57:02 PM
It's a he.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Anto of the Sand on May 09, 2010, 03:24:50 PM
Nope. Rewatch it pleez.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 09, 2010, 03:30:44 PM
So you are saying that me, OmegaZilla, the Extraterrestrial Space Dinosaur Monster that is chasing Hive Tyrant is a She?
Or were you just shooting at Puks' avatar? (What a waste! :P)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 09, 2010, 03:31:37 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on May 09, 2010, 01:14:18 PM
IN YO FACE. *Throws Shreds of Goat to Hive Tyrant*
Now... run!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2Fvf890.jpg&hash=2c86e852db85c81d21fde77fe9acde54aa9e4c8f)

*Stands with crossed arms and continues to watch*

Now this is getting good.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Anto of the Sand on May 09, 2010, 03:33:31 PM
I was referring to the raptor in the movie actually.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 09, 2010, 03:34:49 PM
The Raptor from JP is a talented actress now married, and has gone to Hawaii for a Holiday. :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on May 09, 2010, 04:15:52 PM
What? I'm not a human! Preposterous! I'm a Hive Tyrant! What is this?! D:

*runs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 09, 2010, 04:18:15 PM
*Tries to get to HT's head and closes mandibles making a snappy noise*
*Another*
I GETS U
*Gets HT but falls with him (crushed in the mouth) from the paddock cliff*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 09, 2010, 04:27:27 PM
Hey guys whaddaya think of my new puppy?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.priory-campus.co.uk%2Fdreamweaver%2Fmarkcurry%2Fimages%2FI10-57-JurassicPark.jpg&hash=28b799452457388ef6877c61cdd8cde60ed5e28d)
He has an absolutely UNBREAKABLE hide! :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on May 09, 2010, 04:28:21 PM
*explodes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on May 09, 2010, 04:30:01 PM
*opens fire on Biohazard's new pet!*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iconicphotos.com%2Fmanage%2Fphotos%2FDave_Friedman%2FRambo_cuts_loose_lg_291.jpg&hash=851aa4aa1b87117b3d553d49aa50ccc50126e76d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 09, 2010, 04:34:09 PM
 :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 09, 2010, 04:36:16 PM
*Crashes on the end of the cliff*
Uch... *sees that Hive Tyrant has exploded* Um.... Sure now I'll wash my teeth more... if my breath is so nauseating!
Anyway... *Gets back on surface* I'm gonna have a pic-nic! Who's with me? *Gets out a basket*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on May 09, 2010, 04:39:10 PM
*falls out of the sky next to OZ*
Sure.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 09, 2010, 04:43:08 PM
Didn't you go boom?
Anyway, since the fall is very high.... why not have a pic-nic in midair? *Munches Sandwich*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on May 09, 2010, 04:44:00 PM
*throws OZ a parachute*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 09, 2010, 04:48:32 PM
O yay a parachute! *Puts on Parachute*
Wanna have a Sandwich, First Blood? :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on May 09, 2010, 04:49:48 PM
Sure, Omega!  :)

*takes a bite*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 09, 2010, 06:27:16 PM
*stands and stares*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2F699066-247784_4272_deadpool_super_s.jpg&hash=b7df86085cef95305066f73f91cd758e046769aa)

So... what happens now? Who hired me again?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 09, 2010, 06:29:20 PM
Me!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhacknmod.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F11%2Fmoney_money.jpg&hash=517b84d8971876a8eb2dd8050155cda6b3b961d1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 09, 2010, 06:33:56 PM
;D

Deal. Who shall I kill?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 09, 2010, 07:03:44 PM
Uwe Boll.
If you want an extra ask! :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 09, 2010, 07:14:50 PM
Uwe Boll, I can do that. ;D

*teleports out of thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 10, 2010, 12:35:05 AM
*picks his nose*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Eliskuya14 on May 10, 2010, 01:21:59 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on May 09, 2010, 09:52:16 AM
I don't have a "Asre".

thats butt in England, a little help here  ::)Pruebreed is so a meanie..>.> if I had a pet fish I well let you kiss it on the lips Zilla! ughhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm sooo going get Pruebreed right now, after I get freed   ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 10, 2010, 06:27:33 AM
Nobody's freeing you, shaddup. :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Eliskuya14 on May 10, 2010, 08:36:24 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 10, 2010, 06:27:33 AM
Nobody's freeing you, shaddup. :P

>:( *swears like cid highwind from FF7*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 10, 2010, 02:34:33 PM
*starts listnening to music on his Mp3*

*headbangs and starts playing air guitar*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 10, 2010, 06:42:32 PM
Quote from: Thurwolf2 on May 10, 2010, 01:21:59 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on May 09, 2010, 09:52:16 AM
I don't have a "Asre".

thats butt in England, a little help here  ::)Pruebreed is so a meanie..>.> if I had a pet fish I well let you kiss it on the lips Zilla! ughhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm sooo going get Pruebreed right now, after I get freed   ;D
Oh-oh, you mean arse?
;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 10, 2010, 08:32:19 PM
He must do, oh, and Uwe Boll is dead.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 11, 2010, 12:56:13 AM
*pissed off*

COME ON PEOPLE, PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 11, 2010, 01:00:28 AM
Hey, Chupa, long time no see!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 11, 2010, 01:02:38 AM
 :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg-WFkkKOaU
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 11, 2010, 01:05:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg-WFkkKOaU
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 11, 2010, 01:06:55 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg-WFkkKOaU
;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 11, 2010, 01:08:12 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi43.tinypic.com%2F23ssw05.jpg&hash=bdf3fa9b99bf030eede38141d3cc6fb03d1a8abd)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 11, 2010, 01:09:11 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F6%2F6e%2FTouched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage.jpg&hash=5f3f45567f0c6588cde6697111ff473aeef13c55)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 11, 2010, 01:11:18 AM
(>.>)
(<.<)
Is it my turn?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 11, 2010, 01:13:51 AM
*whispers:*

(yes, yes it is goddamnit!)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 11, 2010, 01:22:09 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on May 11, 2010, 01:09:11 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage.jpg
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg205.imageshack.us%2Fimg205%2F2884%2F23ssw05.jpg&hash=68bfc5cfbf80d2667d5183a7cce6f7aab665a7c2)
That good enough for ya?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 11, 2010, 01:23:31 AM
It- it's beautiful. :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Anto of the Sand on May 11, 2010, 01:46:47 AM
That is the smallest penis I have ever seen.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 11, 2010, 02:09:21 AM
I don't think the Pope would've appreciated Michelangelo putting some huge (or even normal sized) wang on the roof of the Sistine. :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 11, 2010, 06:22:02 AM
You mean doubt? ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 11, 2010, 01:40:38 PM
I reject all of your posts. *Obliterates SpaceMarines and Skinner*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 11, 2010, 05:54:09 PM
I'll send this guy after them!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.nj.com%2Fbeach%2F800px-Big_Fat_Graboid.jpg&hash=c4c2981a0a77e674f8426446830c584289c111fc)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 11, 2010, 10:54:44 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on May 11, 2010, 01:40:38 PM
I reject all of your posts. *Obliterates SpaceMarines and Skinner*

Really? Do I have to go over this again? No. I refuse. You all know I am no mortal.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on May 11, 2010, 10:56:00 PM
There is only one way to defeat an immortal!

*takes SpaceMarines head*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.scifiscoop.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F09%2Fhighlander.jpg&hash=c78fa1f8e58ab2b483bbc74431cfe132889407e6)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 11, 2010, 10:57:22 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fapplication.denofgeek.com%2Fimages%2Fm%2Falien%2FIan_Holm_Ash_Alien.jpg&hash=7643391d02d5b9615ddce53b1c0187b80a4a8e7a)

You can't.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on May 11, 2010, 11:03:20 PM
Always knew he was a android.

*takes droid and uses it for spare parts*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Eliskuya14 on May 11, 2010, 11:15:31 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 11, 2010, 05:54:09 PM
I'll send this guy after them!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.nj.com%2Fbeach%2F800px-Big_Fat_Graboid.jpg&hash=c4c2981a0a77e674f8426446830c584289c111fc)

:o *faints of fear of sandworms with leg twiching*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 11, 2010, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: First Blood on May 11, 2010, 11:03:20 PM
Always knew he was a android.

*takes droid and uses it for spare parts*

Hey! You cheated! You changed your post, thus making the joke I made after it completely unfunny! >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on May 11, 2010, 11:30:38 PM
There was a bunch of confusion between posts. Because as soon as I posted my original post, I thought of Highlander. But it still works, you got your head laying there....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 11, 2010, 11:54:33 PM
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 12, 2010, 12:05:45 AM
Quote from: First Blood on May 09, 2010, 04:30:01 PM
*opens fire on Biohazard's new pet!*

http://www.iconicphotos.com/manage/photos/Dave_Friedman/Rambo_cuts_loose_lg_291.jpg
MY PET IS IMMORTAL!!!! He didnt want to hurt anyone until now!!!!
*Pet Tyrannosaurus devours First Blood*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 12, 2010, 12:07:46 AM
Are you tired of being devoured by T-Rexes, First-Blood?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on May 12, 2010, 12:09:38 AM
Yea, I mean there's not much left of me anymore. Just pieces hanging by a thread of skin.  :'(

*comes up with plan of how to put myself back together*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 12, 2010, 12:14:50 AM
I have kind of caught onto PBA thing

WHO WANTS TO HIRE ME TO KILL SOMEONE!?!?!?!?!?
(Me and my pet)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.earnmydegree.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F10%2Fboba_fett_2.jpg&hash=db83004834359617e690bfe72dbdcb595987c863)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.listosaurusrex.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F01%2Fjurassic_park_rex1.jpg&hash=5934d5a71ac00e9be8dbd6fcec465e278804af37)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 12, 2010, 12:17:34 AM
No fair, I want to be Boba Fett!  :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on May 12, 2010, 12:19:23 AM
Quote from: Skinner on May 12, 2010, 12:17:34 AM
No fair, I want to be Boba Fett!  :'(

You can have Jango  :)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.courtneyriep.com%2Fimages%2F3%2Fjango.jpg&hash=6046f31837ae29bd486b7f71540922f456173880)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 12, 2010, 12:19:50 AM
 Wanna hire me? Armed with my long-range tracking device, High powered assault blaster, gauntlet lazer, wrist rocket, blaster pistols, and knee pad darts that could drop an elephant, I will literally find ANYONE!! (If you want them dead I'll kill them. If you want them alive, I'll slice their hands off and deliver them to you.)  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 12, 2010, 12:21:36 AM
Go get OmegaZilla.  :P
Alive: $0
Dead: $100,000
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Drago-Morph on May 12, 2010, 12:22:12 AM
*And then Drago runs in to the thread.*

Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make: I forgot what my original announcement was.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 12, 2010, 12:25:24 AM
You got it skinner!
*Finds OZ, Kills him brutally, and brings him back to skinner*
Might want to throw him in a force feild prison, as soon as he reads this post, he'll come back to life and kill you.
*Collects reward, Jetpacks away and lands on T-Rex's back*
See you around. *Rides away on T.Rex*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 12, 2010, 12:36:45 AM
Quote from: Drago-Morph on May 12, 2010, 12:22:12 AM
*And then Drago runs in to the thread.*

Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make: I forgot what my original announcement was.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TylvUGJIi_w
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 12, 2010, 01:10:22 AM
Quote from: Drago-Morph on May 12, 2010, 12:22:12 AM
*And then Drago runs in to the thread.*

Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make: I forgot what my original announcement was.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg1_ltIxGSI
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on May 12, 2010, 01:14:13 AM
*massively long cane comes out behind the curtin and pulls Drago-Morph off stage*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 12, 2010, 01:18:50 AM
The OZ job was TOO easy! Anyone else wanna hire me?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freewebs.com%2Fstarwarsmaniacs%2FBobaFett2.jpg&hash=d9081242da4a3a7ddc782a5e223a1dbd69458518)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on May 12, 2010, 01:21:37 AM
Yes, can you kill...

Spoiler
Got ya!! :D
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 12, 2010, 02:17:29 AM
THEN, SUDDENTLY, RIGHT UNDER BIOHAZARD?S FEETS:
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20060224183527%2Fes.starwars%2Fimages%2F2%2F29%2FSarlacc.jpg&hash=1f925c7026fd29a52f35c627007688788edeff09)
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 12, 2010, 06:27:34 AM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 12, 2010, 12:19:50 AM
Wanna hire me? Armed with my long-range tracking device, High powered assault blaster, gauntlet lazer, wrist rocket, blaster pistols, and knee pad darts that could drop an elephant, I will literally find ANYONE!! (If you want them dead I'll kill them. If you want them alive, I'll slice their hands off and deliver them to you.)  8)

Screw you, man! You know how hard it is to get jobs from anyone but OmegaZilla in this thread!? You're going down!  >:(

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fbobavdp.jpg&hash=4ebac01e4551dc1c1c5cb35676ef8759b968647b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 12, 2010, 11:20:48 AM
*Emerges from the Ground surprising Everyone*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi42.tinypic.com%2F14tx7hz.png&hash=2b858576b388b3336e3c8073b495e3a13b467463)
*Turns to Skinner*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi43.tinypic.com%2F316vktd.png&hash=19036f0438740ff0979005416fb1b317fff9cac0)
Ya 'now Skinner.... Running would be a good idea.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 12, 2010, 11:30:12 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fsniper.jpg&hash=d774f2b1e8c5b3464c158714fcc4ec253e348428)

I must say this looks... Interesting.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 12, 2010, 06:34:33 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on May 12, 2010, 11:20:48 AM
*Emerges from the Ground surprising Everyone*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi42.tinypic.com%2F14tx7hz.png&hash=2b858576b388b3336e3c8073b495e3a13b467463)
*Turns to Skinner*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi43.tinypic.com%2F316vktd.png&hash=19036f0438740ff0979005416fb1b317fff9cac0)
Ya 'now Skinner.... Running would be a good idea.
Your no threat to me.
*Summons the real Godzilla*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkoCOcvHAb8
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 12, 2010, 08:12:32 PM
BRING IT PBA!!!! Oh, and and acheronsis, I was eaten by that thing a long time ago, and I still lived. (Read Boba Fett, man with a mission. It explains it all!)

*Catches one of PBA's punches.*
Wait, PBA. I've been thinking about this for a while actually. Would you like to be colleagues? We could catch bounties TWICE as easily! Split the profits 50/50!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Drago-Morph on May 12, 2010, 08:29:47 PM
Oh, I remember what my announcement was!

Ladies and gentlemen, if you look under your seat you'll find an active bomb.

You have four seconds to live.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 12, 2010, 08:42:36 PM
Whatever. Seriously. I will killl anyone.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 12, 2010, 08:42:50 PM
2 words Chaos... Control.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 12, 2010, 08:56:57 PM
What are you talking about? You gonna hire me or not? If you don't I just might kill you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on May 12, 2010, 08:58:18 PM
You're a funny guy Biohazard, I like you. That's why I am going to kill you last.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 12, 2010, 09:00:18 PM
lol  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 12, 2010, 09:12:09 PM
So I am no threat.... 'mkey
*Tailwhips Skinner sanding it to outer space*
Am I no threat for anyone else?
(And "Zilla" is not the American Godzilla BTW ;)  ;D)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 12, 2010, 09:21:15 PM
Quote(And "Zilla" is not the American Godzilla BTW   )
They're pretty much the same thing.
DIE!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg15.imageshack.us%2Fimg15%2F9311%2Fgvszilla.jpg&hash=9deef540d41471a661e0516591c80ac1313779d1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 12, 2010, 10:16:48 PM
Quote from: Drago-Morph on May 12, 2010, 08:29:47 PM
Oh, I remember what my announcement was!

Ladies and gentlemen, if you look under your seat you'll find an active bomb.

You have four seconds to live.

All I found was some old gum.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 12, 2010, 11:05:48 PM
Ok, First Blood, you can try to kill me, but you just might get yourself slaughtered.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_kwv23d4QPo1qakbjmo1_500.jpg&hash=ec17568c04189ef13e40b5413d385a7793b5ad2f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Drago-Morph on May 12, 2010, 11:15:40 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on May 12, 2010, 10:16:48 PM
Quote from: Drago-Morph on May 12, 2010, 08:29:47 PM
Oh, I remember what my announcement was!

Ladies and gentlemen, if you look under your seat you'll find an active bomb.

You have four seconds to live.

All I found was some old gum.

Well, I like you, so you got some gum. What you don't know is that, in the gum, is a key to a brand new Mercedes Benz.

Have fun.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 12, 2010, 11:16:36 PM
*whilst chewing gum* So that's why it hurts my teeth so much!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on May 12, 2010, 11:20:04 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi60.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fh38%2Fkotskop%2Fcoolstory.png&hash=9598a42e282e5bdb045171e07211cfb14f24fbc3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 12, 2010, 11:30:11 PM
Wait a second... THIS IS THE GUM FROM MISSION IMPOSSI-

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnobodyputsbabyinahorner.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F11%2F1238157980_scanners_-_head_explosion.gif&hash=f798ecac2334510322f3e58e2aafe7af574b5f6a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on May 12, 2010, 11:32:11 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi60.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fh38%2Fkotskop%2Fcoolstory-1.png&hash=37d2302f0e76f34f8781c6016133bb8e2ea287cd)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 12, 2010, 11:36:28 PM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 12, 2010, 11:05:48 PM
Ok, First Blood, you can try to kill me, but you just might get yourself slaughtered.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwv23d4QPo1qakbjmo1_500.jpg

:o

Hats off to you mate

*Gets comfortable*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on May 12, 2010, 11:39:27 PM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 12, 2010, 11:05:48 PM
Ok, First Blood, you can try to kill me, but you just might get yourself slaughtered.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwv23d4QPo1qakbjmo1_500.jpg

Oh, I think I am well prepared...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fjokybooks.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F11%2Fpunisher.jpg&hash=1604adb0704e0f3bcffc674049e67dedd0651348)

*locks and loads*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 12, 2010, 11:45:43 PM
Quote from: First Blood on May 12, 2010, 11:39:27 PM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 12, 2010, 11:05:48 PM
Ok, First Blood, you can try to kill me, but you just might get yourself slaughtered.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwv23d4QPo1qakbjmo1_500.jpg

Oh, I think I am well prepared...

http://jokybooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/punisher.jpg

*locks and loads*
:o Robert Muldoon's gun is above you head!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO5wryDdEI0
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on May 12, 2010, 11:53:55 PM
Muldoon's the man! I have to have his gun in my armory.  8)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jplegacy.org%2Fjurassicpark%2Fjp%2Fjp-001.jpg&hash=f970a3b4cc507b24e3ccdc4732dd46a6ea3145fe)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 13, 2010, 12:36:41 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F5x16_Jacob_and_nemesis.png&hash=dd45b0e636078b2228ebd2c02d3433a8970d9e30)

Spirit of Michael Jackson: Who do you think is gonna win?
Me: It doesn't matter who wins or loses...
Spirit of Michael Jackson: Why do you say that?  ???
Me: Its all about the journey not the destination.
Spirit of Michael Jackson: Whatever you say.  ::) Fish?  :)
Me: N*gg* Please!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 13, 2010, 12:58:41 AM
*aims carefully at Biohazard's crotch*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi42.tinypic.com%2F20hkexg.jpg&hash=cc97c8ba2c38d2b16371e7db5f874fee7e0af736)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Drago-Morph on May 13, 2010, 01:41:58 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on May 12, 2010, 11:30:11 PM
Wait a second... THIS IS THE GUM FROM MISSION IMPOSSI-

http://nobodyputsbabyinahorner.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/1238157980_scanners_-_head_explosion.gif

Got pwned.

Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on May 13, 2010, 12:58:41 AM
*aims carefully at Biohazard's crotch*
http://i42.tinypic.com/20hkexg.jpg


Gonna get pwned.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 13, 2010, 01:57:30 AM
*Dodges Bullet*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages4.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20090111095154%2Fstarwars%2Fimages%2Fb%2Fb5%2FBobafettarmor.jpg&hash=c5008a097009dda83456f718572438e59b46852f)
I think you'll find that I AM MORE PREPARED!!!!!!!
Now for you, acheronsis.
*Burns to crisp with flamethrower*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F29.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_kz009anmS71qzm92ro1_500.jpg&hash=31b6c8d9c6b00079b91f3cece18492892024df26)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 13, 2010, 02:12:35 AM
Uh, OVER HERE!!!!!!!
*Blasts to bits with blaster.*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F38780%2F807860-boba_fett_11_super.jpg&hash=580a026a5a0324baf32432187f2ac4c62daaeb3c)
Let me guess, your about to ressurect yourself and start fighting me again. Lets just stop, I'm bored.  ::)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on May 13, 2010, 02:19:44 AM
You're right. Let's just put you out of your misery.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6n3rlo4yt0
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 13, 2010, 11:37:33 AM
Oh, you had to bring up THAT situation. Look, I had no idea Han was next to me, and I was going to kill Luke with my wristrocket! Anyways, read the star wars novels and comics, I LIVED! SO SCREW YOU! I bet YOU couldn't survive the sarlacc if you TRIED! And your not even worth my
time. You fail to realize I am covered had to toe with armor. But I'll take it off if you need a handicap!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 13, 2010, 12:10:30 PM
Quote from: Skinner on May 12, 2010, 09:21:15 PM
DIE!
I ain't got time to die!
*Crushes Skinner*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 13, 2010, 12:20:21 PM
Didnt see that coming...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 13, 2010, 02:13:18 PM
*pushes Lie1295 over, takes wallet, runs away*

Nyuck!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Eliskuya14 on May 13, 2010, 02:14:45 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.videogamesprites.net%2FChronoTrigger%2FParty%2FLucca%2FLucca%2520-%2520Finger%2520%28Front%29.gif&hash=ca5f06028b8a6d97a8a22bc6101cd6b5ea43b703): Lucca: this is going take some time to enjoy a show

*argees with step foster mom* I'm sill dead..by that A-hole purebreed is so going die right now by my inner jaw in his mouth

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.videogamesprites.net%2FChronoTrigger%2FParty%2FLucca%2FLucca%2520-%2520Shocked%2520%28Front%29.gif&hash=827df444182366e95b55df769eebd7c32ddd7c39) Lucca: *shocked* !?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 13, 2010, 04:09:36 PM
Now wait... Skinner hired someone to kill me...
Who was this guy again? ... ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 13, 2010, 06:15:18 PM
*Falls into the mouth of the sarlaac screaming*

Curses!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 13, 2010, 06:59:38 PM
ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST ALIKE!!!! You think just because someone falls into the maw of the sarlaac, they die!!!! BOBA SURVIVED!!!! READ THE COMICS AND BOOKS!!!!!!!
*Hufff huff huff huff*
Glad I got that outta my system. Ok, OZ, I only killed you because skinner payed me to. Its nothing personal. Do YOU wanna hire me to kill
Spoiler
SKINNER!?!?!?!
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 13, 2010, 07:14:48 PM
I already killed Skinner by myself, if he didn't survive the stratosphere and my paw... :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 13, 2010, 07:33:44 PM
*Crawls out of the sarlaac*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FTired.jpg&hash=301e19a68c7c736fa3dc33763ad0476db7a701d0)

I Made It...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 13, 2010, 07:47:22 PM
... *stops fighting BIOHAZARDFETT*

Huh, good skills, good weapons... but can he do a Sand-Person impression as good as I?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 13, 2010, 08:00:03 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on May 13, 2010, 07:14:48 PM
I already killed Skinner by myself, if he didn't survive the stratosphere and my paw... :P
Like everyone else here I can come back to life whenever I want. Now I kill you.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg69.imageshack.us%2Fimg69%2F1086%2F454y.jpg&hash=3c570063953c0b700fb6ed66211ebc97e469ccff)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHzmJzQO_rM
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 13, 2010, 08:09:02 PM
*Pokes the dead body of Omega with a stick*

It wasn't the missiles... It was beauty that killed the beast.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FKING_KONG.jpg&hash=70fbcdad487ff01ff1e7159f8033ae7a4791e472)

*As this music plays in the background*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06odMZRZMBg
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 13, 2010, 08:16:33 PM
I'm pretty sure my awesomeness killed the beast.  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 13, 2010, 08:33:21 PM
Quote from: Skinner on May 13, 2010, 08:00:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHzmJzQO_rM

That scene is at its best in the cinema I watched it at leicester square, the feeling you get when you hear his heart fading is... Different.  :'(

*Morns Godzilla*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FStabbed4.jpg&hash=ad76a4082e76b462129e9886302960ccf1b0a772)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 14, 2010, 02:15:35 AM
Well, so PBA, wanna be my colleague? We could split the profits 50/50 like I said before.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 14, 2010, 06:16:58 AM
Do a sand guy impression!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdeadpool-1-2.jpg&hash=396b1afdb90628b9b77146520d6bd5fff18f1502)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 14, 2010, 11:07:31 AM
(That video's title is soooo untrue... :P)
And no one killed nothing. *Blows up Lie's stick*
*Turns to Skinner and Fires*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi41.tinypic.com%2F3128l77.png&hash=05f3633fb6950e09df421cec028f201a4d878895)
Burn in Hell!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 14, 2010, 03:29:45 PM
THIS THREAD IS FILTHY

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2Fdms8if.jpg&hash=88b6ec86460102cd18a960987e9c9a55a7dd35cd)


WE WILL PURGE IT



Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 14, 2010, 05:09:53 PM
My army is still active.
ATTAAAAAAAAAAACK
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi41.tinypic.com%2Fmjms7s.jpg&hash=d455417661c1e0775e864294d4d4dc7783a4cc43)
a 180 meters long Atomic Monster that leads a titanic army of Xenominators....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 14, 2010, 07:27:42 PM
Omega, why don't we just end this feud and call a truce?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 14, 2010, 07:29:10 PM
Fine 'enuf.
Deal Details?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 14, 2010, 07:34:20 PM
We stop fighting and go back to fighting other people, like them.  :P
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on May 14, 2010, 03:29:45 PM
THIS THREAD IS FILTHY

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2Fdms8if.jpg&hash=88b6ec86460102cd18a960987e9c9a55a7dd35cd)


WE WILL PURGE IT
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 14, 2010, 07:43:07 PM
Ok. I'll retire underground drinking tea and send my army to fight those weird troopthings.
Who's with me to drink Tea? It's British one.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 14, 2010, 09:37:39 PM
I'll come if there is copious amounts of maple syrup. And beer.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 14, 2010, 09:45:28 PM
So your stereotyping yourself?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 14, 2010, 09:51:40 PM
Yep.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vulhala on May 14, 2010, 10:55:06 PM
Gotta love those Canadians  :D

They're like Britain Lite  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 14, 2010, 11:00:06 PM
More like Britain hardcore. Have you ever had to shovel almost a half-metre of snow? Woken up to -60 degree weather? Put up with storms that ripped off the sides of skyscrapers, uproot trees, and carry away sub-compacts? Forest fires that threaten entire towns? Ever have to fight a f**king grizzly bear as a right of manhood? (Okay, that last one's not true, but all the others are!)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 15, 2010, 12:22:20 AM
Yes, yes, yes, and there are worse than bears.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 15, 2010, 12:24:23 AM
Yes, yes there are.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 15, 2010, 10:12:24 AM
I'm worse than a bear.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Drago-Morph on May 15, 2010, 12:51:31 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 15, 2010, 10:12:24 AM
I'm worse than a bear.

Oh, glad I caught you, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.

Spider-Man is better than Deadpool.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 15, 2010, 12:52:13 PM
but not as worse :-\ than John Marston :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 15, 2010, 05:53:13 PM
Quote from: Drago-Morph on May 15, 2010, 12:51:31 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 15, 2010, 10:12:24 AM
I'm worse than a bear.

Oh, glad I caught you, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.

Spider-Man is better than Deadpool.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_BGDmRbm2D_o%2FSedtFry1fgI%2FAAAAAAAAAGI%2F42xytm726nM%2Fs400%2Ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu2.JPG&hash=0ff646a4abe33f2f0a8bf770d7904bf5a5d23681)

RAGE!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2F699066-247784_4272_deadpool_supe-1.jpg&hash=0a5bf1b697cf5f599075be2cbb097b93b4926da7)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2F50-1.jpg&hash=a5fefa15fc0539a2f2ab4cefc327bf70f098bd17)

*kills Drago-Morph*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Drago-Morph on May 15, 2010, 07:38:04 PM
*Dodges and comes back with a web-strike-kick.*

You be going down, yo.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comicbookmovie.com%2Fimages%2Fusers%2Fuploads%2F9186%2FDeadpool%2520Spider-Man.jpg&hash=3641980d8558328844d35ce7ff643679c721bc4b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 15, 2010, 07:44:12 PM
I'll have you know, I won in that issue! I made you surrender, Web-Turd!

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Drago-Morph on May 15, 2010, 08:10:15 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 15, 2010, 07:44:12 PM
I'll have you know, I won in that issue! I made you surrender, Web-Turd!

I have my own movie.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 15, 2010, 08:13:48 PM
Quote from: Drago-Morph on May 15, 2010, 08:10:15 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 15, 2010, 07:44:12 PM
I'll have you know, I won in that issue! I made you surrender, Web-Turd!

I have my own movie.

I'm gonna get my own movie, starring Ryan Reynolds rather than forever-teary-eyed-Tobey. I bet your actor doesn't get to do Scarlett Johansson regularly, either.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 15, 2010, 08:51:58 PM
That means it will be xmen origins deadpool not so good?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 15, 2010, 08:55:21 PM
Quote from: MrBrokenTusks. on May 15, 2010, 08:51:58 PM
That means it will be xmen origins deadpool not so good?

It's a reboot. Reynolds knows what he's doing. ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 15, 2010, 09:08:24 PM
Oh so a new suit ? The xmen one was cool but not for deadpool?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 15, 2010, 09:16:22 PM
Quote from: MrBrokenTusks. on May 15, 2010, 09:08:24 PM
Oh so a new suit ? The xmen one was cool but not for deadpool?

He's getting the comic book suit, it's gonna be completely unrelated to Wolverine.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 15, 2010, 09:19:01 PM
Yey happy face.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Drago-Morph on May 16, 2010, 12:10:59 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 15, 2010, 08:13:48 PM
Quote from: Drago-Morph on May 15, 2010, 08:10:15 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 15, 2010, 07:44:12 PM
I'll have you know, I won in that issue! I made you surrender, Web-Turd!

I have my own movie.

I'm gonna get my own movie, starring Ryan Reynolds rather than forever-teary-eyed-Tobey. I bet your actor doesn't get to do Scarlett Johansson regularly, either.

Two words: Green Goblin.

And on a much friendlier note, do you know of ItsJustSomeRandomGuy's Marvel/DC parodies?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 16, 2010, 08:43:37 AM
Watches amazed but nothing is happening :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on May 16, 2010, 09:27:42 AM
*Darth Dude turns into The Ghoul* Hey guys aren't there suppose to be a battle in here?  :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 16, 2010, 11:04:50 AM
Quote from: Drago-Morph on May 16, 2010, 12:10:59 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 15, 2010, 08:13:48 PM
Quote from: Drago-Morph on May 15, 2010, 08:10:15 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 15, 2010, 07:44:12 PM
I'll have you know, I won in that issue! I made you surrender, Web-Turd!

I have my own movie.

I'm gonna get my own movie, starring Ryan Reynolds rather than forever-teary-eyed-Tobey. I bet your actor doesn't get to do Scarlett Johansson regularly, either.

Two words: Green Goblin.

And on a much friendlier note, do you know of ItsJustSomeRandomGuy's Marvel/DC parodies?

Two words related to Green Goblin: Power Ranger.

MARVEL/DC is amazing, I love it so. I'm with Team Wade (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xcMxnNzp2I).

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 16, 2010, 11:05:26 AM
Enough talking! *Fires Randomly with Giant Pulse Rifle*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 16, 2010, 11:07:58 AM
Go, Deadpool emotes! Help eradicate them all, apart from OmegaZilla and his oh-so-lovely money!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26967.gif&hash=c014ce3839158f6e59086d67ca1e5da8f6ba5191)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26967.gif&hash=c014ce3839158f6e59086d67ca1e5da8f6ba5191)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26967.gif&hash=c014ce3839158f6e59086d67ca1e5da8f6ba5191)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26967.gif&hash=c014ce3839158f6e59086d67ca1e5da8f6ba5191)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on May 16, 2010, 11:21:56 AM
*vanishes and then suddenly apears in front of PBA and hits him in the face so hard he flys through several concret walls, then proceeds to kill the emotes* Kill Kill Kill *laughing evilly*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 16, 2010, 11:22:42 AM
*Tailwhips Ghoul*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 16, 2010, 11:23:45 AM
*Laughs at every one and runs away on his horse*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on May 16, 2010, 11:25:15 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on May 16, 2010, 11:22:42 AM
*Tailwhips Ghoul*
*holds onto the tail and gets whipped up to Omega's face and that socks him in the eye, bursting his eyeball* Haha Sorry. *Kicks off omega's head lands on the ground* BWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 16, 2010, 11:26:12 AM
*flys through walls*

Broken bones, no problem... punctured lung... may serve a problem... brain damage, nothing new.

I'll regenerate in no time... my emotes however, seeing as they're Skrulls, won't. Curse you Ghoul for killing the little Wades!

Go, Ninjas!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe5008804.gif&hash=db35b4d0142f75d7bc2837e717b6d74799dc0c98)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe5008804.gif&hash=db35b4d0142f75d7bc2837e717b6d74799dc0c98)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe5008804.gif&hash=db35b4d0142f75d7bc2837e717b6d74799dc0c98)

What do you mean, no!? He's not really a Ghoul! Get out there! Kick his ass! I'll send Lil' 'pool to help!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe5008805.gif&hash=d6834ae55b86176a50fa7fe6078a00a07b597852)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe5008805.gif&hash=d6834ae55b86176a50fa7fe6078a00a07b597852)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe5008805.gif&hash=d6834ae55b86176a50fa7fe6078a00a07b597852)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26969.gif&hash=746ddbec054933af65fc089fa992ed9259438951)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe5008805.gif&hash=d6834ae55b86176a50fa7fe6078a00a07b597852)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe5008805.gif&hash=d6834ae55b86176a50fa7fe6078a00a07b597852)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe5008805.gif&hash=d6834ae55b86176a50fa7fe6078a00a07b597852)

Now, feel the wrath of the multiple blades!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on May 16, 2010, 11:29:24 AM
*laughs* This is going to be fun. *jumps into the ninja ranks and starts raising hell* Too slow! *send Lil ' Pool threw a wall*

*cracks his neck* Too much fun.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 16, 2010, 11:32:23 AM
Lil' 'pool doesn't have a neck, he's all head!

Go, Rorschach... and more ninjas!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe5008805.gif&hash=d6834ae55b86176a50fa7fe6078a00a07b597852)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe5008805.gif&hash=d6834ae55b86176a50fa7fe6078a00a07b597852)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe5008805.gif&hash=d6834ae55b86176a50fa7fe6078a00a07b597852)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe5008805.gif&hash=d6834ae55b86176a50fa7fe6078a00a07b597852)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe5008811.gif&hash=26327c740bd94bbd254ef72f0bedcf606cf5fb9e)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe5008805.gif&hash=d6834ae55b86176a50fa7fe6078a00a07b597852)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe5008805.gif&hash=d6834ae55b86176a50fa7fe6078a00a07b597852)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe5008805.gif&hash=d6834ae55b86176a50fa7fe6078a00a07b597852)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe5008805.gif&hash=d6834ae55b86176a50fa7fe6078a00a07b597852)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on May 16, 2010, 11:41:13 AM
Ok, I think its time for a little team work.

"KNOW YOUR PLACE!!!!!!" Some girl shouts and then suddenly all of PBA minons fly out of the thread do to a kick.

*A siliver haired vampire lands next to Ghoul, they stand back to back* (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg3.ak.crunchyroll.com%2Fi%2Fspire2%2F7552a40081b11e6a3bee5993495c5e301256255278_full.jpg&hash=9a4f41df1364873201db9533ba42deb5d24e16a3)

Ok Moka, lets kick some ass.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 16, 2010, 11:42:28 AM
Quote from: The Ghoul on May 16, 2010, 11:25:15 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on May 16, 2010, 11:22:42 AM
*Tailwhips Ghoul*
*holds onto the tail and gets whipped up to Omega's face and that socks him in the eye, bursting his eyeball* Haha Sorry. *Kicks off omega's head lands on the ground* BWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
You don't wanna holdo onto my tail.
*Crushes Ghoul under tail*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on May 16, 2010, 11:45:50 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on May 16, 2010, 11:42:28 AM
Quote from: The Ghoul on May 16, 2010, 11:25:15 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on May 16, 2010, 11:22:42 AM
*Tailwhips Ghoul*
*holds onto the tail and gets whipped up to Omega's face and that socks him in the eye, bursting his eyeball* Haha Sorry. *Kicks off omega's head lands on the ground* BWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
You don't wanna holdo onto my tail.
*Crushes Ghoul under tail*
*lifts tail up, and then Moka kicks Omega in the side of the face sending him into a skyscraper* Ok now that's going to be expsenive.  ???
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 16, 2010, 11:48:26 AM
You know that now I'm as big as a Skyscraper, right?
*Lands on Skyscraper, flattening it*
*Fires Omega Ray*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi42.tinypic.com%2F20aav14.png&hash=3075fda82e7b261f47b20776264b2122ca4bcc42)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 16, 2010, 11:50:21 AM
Let's take 'em down!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.sparknotes.com%2Fcontent%2Fsparklife%2Fsparktalk%2FDeadpool1.jpg&hash=a1231e6007fa0ed7e53fe9e9f552cb2acbedd05d)

*shoots Moka in the head five times*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.samruby.com%2FHeroes%2FDeadpool%2FDeadpool18Shot.gif&hash=fb26a4e49eeb3d00d1ae8ffe7872e4995dee0f62)

*charges at Ghoul, impales him on the end of the two swords*

*Leaps back, continues to shoot the crap outta Ghoul*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmondomagazine.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F11%2Fdeadpool.jpg&hash=0e287c21ff68d341cf6fbeb79fe9c9cfde2b4574)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on May 16, 2010, 11:54:24 AM
*gets back up* Its going to take alot more then that PBA. *smiling* Don't you know having vampire blood flowing through you makes you immortal!!!! *hits PBA in the face, and Moka gets back up pissed off as hell.* Oh shit now you've done it.

*moka kicks PBA into a wall.*

Hey omega, you know I was the one that saved you from PBA, shouldn't we be like working together to destory this stupid red ninja thingy?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 16, 2010, 11:59:37 AM
Omega is my boss! He hired me! Now, since we're both immortal this is gonna take a helluva long, long time to finish, nevermind, it's gonna be fun!

*Decapitates Moka* Now that she's out of the way, for a while, at least until you come up with some way to resurrect her, it's go time.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F229%2F92145-168905-deadpool_super.jpg&hash=85b582501201b732a0109a4d6e8b76ed3e515781)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on May 16, 2010, 12:08:05 PM
*growls and a powerful aura apears around him* You dare chop Moka's head off!!!!

I failed to mention the blood i got was from her!!!! *vanishes then apears in a flash and kicks PBA in the face*

*then goes to moka, does somthing, suddenly she's back up* Ok guys, I'm tired need some sleep, got a long drive, but I WILL BE BACK FOR YOU PBA!!!!!! *leaves the thread with moka laughing* I WILL BE BACK!!!!  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 16, 2010, 12:09:38 PM
Well, look who won. Of course, we all knew I would be the victor of this battle. (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe5010341.gif&hash=b36ffcc699e03491dfe0cc38f9c1779f9b04617d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on May 16, 2010, 12:14:57 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 16, 2010, 12:09:38 PM
Well, look who won. Of course, we all knew I would be the victor of this battle. http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Emoticons/e5010341.gif
Oh really? *pops back in and the titanic falls on PBA* How's that for you? lol *leaves again*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 16, 2010, 12:28:38 PM
*Cuts his way out*

*A broken Deadpool crawls weakly from the debri*

Luckily my regeneration will have me up and walking in no time...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 16, 2010, 12:39:58 PM
The Titanic?
*Searches for Kate Winslet*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Drago-Morph on May 16, 2010, 01:20:16 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 16, 2010, 11:04:50 AM
Quote from: Drago-Morph on May 16, 2010, 12:10:59 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 15, 2010, 08:13:48 PM
Quote from: Drago-Morph on May 15, 2010, 08:10:15 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 15, 2010, 07:44:12 PM
I'll have you know, I won in that issue! I made you surrender, Web-Turd!

I have my own movie.

I'm gonna get my own movie, starring Ryan Reynolds rather than forever-teary-eyed-Tobey. I bet your actor doesn't get to do Scarlett Johansson regularly, either.

Two words: Green Goblin.

And on a much friendlier note, do you know of ItsJustSomeRandomGuy's Marvel/DC parodies?

Two words related to Green Goblin: Power Ranger.

MARVEL/DC is amazing, I love it so. I'm with Team Wade (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xcMxnNzp2I).

Little known fact: Deadpool is my second favorite character. I'm actually writing a story, have been for two years, and the main character is quite similar to Deadpool.

So, I say truce. With the combined might of the Spider and the Dead (that would be an awesome movie title), we can destroy all who stand in our path! I'll even pay you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 16, 2010, 01:27:30 PM
Quote from: Drago-Morph on May 16, 2010, 01:20:16 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 16, 2010, 11:04:50 AM
Quote from: Drago-Morph on May 16, 2010, 12:10:59 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 15, 2010, 08:13:48 PM
Quote from: Drago-Morph on May 15, 2010, 08:10:15 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 15, 2010, 07:44:12 PM
I'll have you know, I won in that issue! I made you surrender, Web-Turd!

I have my own movie.

I'm gonna get my own movie, starring Ryan Reynolds rather than forever-teary-eyed-Tobey. I bet your actor doesn't get to do Scarlett Johansson regularly, either.

Two words: Green Goblin.

And on a much friendlier note, do you know of ItsJustSomeRandomGuy's Marvel/DC parodies?

Two words related to Green Goblin: Power Ranger.

MARVEL/DC is amazing, I love it so. I'm with Team Wade (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xcMxnNzp2I).

Little known fact: Deadpool is my second favorite character. I'm actually writing a story, have been for two years, and the main character is quite similar to Deadpool.

So, I say truce. With the combined might of the Spider and the Dead (that would be an awesome movie title), we can destroy all who stand in our path! I'll even pay you.

I need to get you some gear first, Spidey.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.gawker.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2F8%2F2009%2F07%2F504x_Spider_Man_vs__Deadpool_cover_by_skottieyoung.jpg&hash=107ffa50c6da15c4783e3f8434454087301f04e2)

There!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26954.gif&hash=b5bea980074114d7c7e556dcdb7b0f90f909399f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 16, 2010, 01:48:06 PM
*Is still searching for Winslet*
Damn fookin boat... I've found only an orchestra!
*searchs and searchs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 16, 2010, 06:31:07 PM
THATS f**kING IT.

ahem

"sierra hotel echo mike, alpha lima echo, come in. C=8 ordinance on my position. "

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi41.tinypic.com%2Ff3m0i.jpg&hash=a3fd5fa792b45f663bd1ccf168d001cef50d7698)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 16, 2010, 07:09:29 PM
Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo. (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26953.gif&hash=56299680c978735b59dc5ab140cc7d2f6cb76955)

Spoiler
f**k. (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26953.gif&hash=56299680c978735b59dc5ab140cc7d2f6cb76955)
[close]

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 16, 2010, 07:33:00 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F148327.jpg&hash=5a4ca01fb0e284049cc41ee6ec139b516ba4902c)

Any minute now...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 16, 2010, 08:48:52 PM
Im tired of all of the predator biased assholes.
*Kills all Predator biased assholes*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi200.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Faa139%2Flil-leprechaun89%2F410px-Boba_Fett_Unleashed.jpg&hash=0b23e2f355d515a2e565443861b4d12a8f1a2576)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Drago-Morph on May 16, 2010, 11:40:14 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 16, 2010, 07:09:29 PM
Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo. http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Emoticons/e26953.gif

Spoiler
f**k. (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26953.gif&hash=56299680c978735b59dc5ab140cc7d2f6cb76955)
[close]

Calm down, I got this.

*Creates a giant web slingshot and fires the missile into Chupacabras' evil space headquaters.*

There. Done.

I rule.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 16, 2010, 11:52:41 PM
*missile bounces off and flies right into Drago-morph's head*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Puks on May 16, 2010, 11:54:43 PM
*Puks enters thread*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmountcope.files.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F09%2Fnuclear_blast.jpg&hash=d32649e52e66686feabbf2ccff487bf572094ed6)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 17, 2010, 06:35:43 AM
OH JESUS!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fshatner.jpg&hash=64cd04ff0b7c29271bcd6cece4e3bce7d716c9c9)

OK... anyone who died in the explosion, I give you permission to...

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 17, 2010, 12:22:49 PM
Damn boat.
*Throws Titanic away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Anto of the Sand on May 17, 2010, 04:53:56 PM
Combines poprocks and cola.
Throws it at Zilla.
"Eat this, Xeno BOY!!!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 17, 2010, 06:42:33 PM
*Tailwhips that thing*
I ain't got time to eat that.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 18, 2010, 04:42:27 PM
I ain't got time to hang around, who do I kill?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 18, 2010, 04:44:09 PM
Did you yet kill Uwe Boll? I want his head, 'cuz it has special pawahs...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 18, 2010, 04:46:01 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on May 18, 2010, 04:44:09 PM
Did you yet kill Uwe Boll? I want his head, 'cuz it has special pawahs...

I killed him a few pages back. His head? Oh yeah, sure. Here ya' go.

*throws head at Omega*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 18, 2010, 04:54:05 PM
Truely fantastic.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi47.tinypic.com%2F2qdrhcl.jpg&hash=2b832a5d5a73bf80f4f129d0c2d48cec6d1ac20f)
EVRYONEZ
PAY ATTENTIONZ
I HAS GOTZ UWE BOLLZ HEAD
IT PETRFIES PEPOL
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 18, 2010, 04:58:37 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc01.deviantart.net%2Ffs41%2Ff%2F2009%2F046%2F2%2F4%2FDeadpool_Uppercut_R_by_Deadpoolandfriends.gif&hash=f82b4e4eb66a17cc9f9f3493ee69a4b56a5e1e8b)

Victory!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 18, 2010, 08:44:54 PM
So, pba, wanna be colleagues for the eight time? And I CANT do a sandperson impersination.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_NOvrR04ya88%2FSTQ2KAmfIOI%2FAAAAAAAAAMQ%2FL2CXUvK1p64%2Fs400%2Fbobafett.jpg&hash=f3c209ca9dc165275949f5eccea565fe361d6fe0)
I cant.  :(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 18, 2010, 08:57:51 PM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 18, 2010, 08:44:54 PM
So, pba, wanna be colleagues for the eight time? And I CANT do a sandperson impersination.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NOvrR04ya88/STQ2KAmfIOI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/L2CXUvK1p64/s400/bobafett.jpg
I cant.  :(

You have to. Or how do I know that I can trust you?



Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 18, 2010, 09:08:31 PM
What the hell does an impersonation have to do with ANYTHING??? A bounty hunter never betrays his comrade. That's the code! And while pba is thinking, anyone want someone dead or alive?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 18, 2010, 09:13:08 PM
Hey, an impersonation could save your Bounty Huntin' ass! Like the time I infiltrated a psychiatric ward disguised and impersonating a doctor so I could carry out a job. I need you to do this. Or else.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2F699066-247784_4272_deadpool_supe-1.jpg&hash=0a5bf1b697cf5f599075be2cbb097b93b4926da7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 18, 2010, 09:21:22 PM
There's like 20 Deadpools on this page!  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 18, 2010, 09:24:44 PM
About 5 million in the thread.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 18, 2010, 09:56:42 PM
you wanna try me deadpool boy?
*cocks high caliber blaster*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fstarwars%2Fimages%2F5%2F58%2FBobaFettMain2.jpg&hash=bf94d743662b2fa503c187895c35d3e1802ebc91)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 18, 2010, 09:58:35 PM
Careful, he can't die.  :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 18, 2010, 10:03:06 PM
Well I survived the belly of the sarlacc. It won't be easy to kill me either! What if I burn him to ash with my flamethrower? Blast him to pieces with my blaster? Blow him up with my wristrocket or heavy duty jetpack missile?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Puks on May 18, 2010, 10:41:25 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on May 18, 2010, 04:54:05 PM
Truely fantastic.
http://i47.tinypic.com/2qdrhcl.jpg
EVRYONEZ
PAY ATTENTIONZ
I HAS GOTZ UWE BOLLZ HEAD
IT PETRFIES PEPOL

That is awesome.  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 19, 2010, 12:34:05 AM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 18, 2010, 10:03:06 PM
Well I survived the belly of the sarlacc. It won't be easy to kill me either! What if I burn him to ash with my flamethrower? Blast him to pieces with my blaster? Blow him up with my wristrocket or heavy duty jetpack missile?
Not even George Lucas can kill Boba Fett.  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 19, 2010, 01:00:49 AM
not sayin' much...

*types wildly on a computer console*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 19, 2010, 06:53:20 AM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 18, 2010, 09:56:42 PM
you wanna try me deadpool boy?
*cocks high caliber blaster*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fstarwars%2Fimages%2F5%2F58%2FBobaFettMain2.jpg&hash=bf94d743662b2fa503c187895c35d3e1802ebc91)

No, I just want to see your Sand-People impression, if not, I'll go eat some chimichangas and think nothing of this partnership that could-have-been... until OmegaZilla contacts me about another job, that is.

Now, sand-people impression. Go.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe5008789.gif&hash=0e8ba2bdedb57a95d4ca7f6e08506b2c7c7f3eae)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 19, 2010, 11:29:27 AM
Uh...hork hork hork hork! Was that good enough?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 19, 2010, 03:27:10 PM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 19, 2010, 11:29:27 AM
Uh...hork hork hork hork! Was that good enough?

Yep.

So, see ya on the battlefield?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26969.gif&hash=746ddbec054933af65fc089fa992ed9259438951)  :o(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26966.gif&hash=afde3658a9e50e6799a4b67450bd370fc6b7d226)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 19, 2010, 05:12:06 PM
Quote from: Puks on May 18, 2010, 10:41:25 PM
That is awesome.  :D
Thanks! :D I try :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 19, 2010, 08:55:49 PM
Yep, I guess so! YAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *Fights off acheronsis's army*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.2000ad.org%2Fmarkus%2Fgallery1%2Fbobafett.jpg&hash=950bdc4e724455f84e0bb7141a42fd1bc9751180)
Remember? You threatened to purge us? Now, there is a huge bounty on your head, so I THINK ILL TAKE IT!!!! *Slices off acheronsis's head with lazer cutter*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F38780%2F807859-boba_fett_10_super.jpg&hash=1331b143a56181dbb9a8bb26fdc4f0d81d325f0a)
Heh heh heh...I'm judging that wasn't fun for you? Thought not.
*Turns in acheronsis's head to the President*
President: Thank you Biohazard, this work is dirty, but no one else could stop this tyrant!
Me: Give me the house of money, or else.
President: Oh yes, of course!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mediabistro.com%2Funbeige%2Foriginal%2Fmoney%2520house.jpg&hash=5d7f4a54f202162151fb10f7fa7a79b9fb56f1c7)
(//)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 20, 2010, 12:49:46 PM
*Unleashes deadly atomic virus upon the city*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 20, 2010, 01:35:48 PM
**puts head back on*

You Fool, there is no president! I am the one and only, THE GOD-EMPEROR!!!!!!!!!!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi49.tinypic.com%2F2hr1xsy.jpg&hash=dca9ace64c835bfb59ccd6c486708063de71b6f0)

*unleashes the purgue squads*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 20, 2010, 01:41:07 PM
*Exposes Acheronsis to Uwe Boll's Head thus petrifying him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 20, 2010, 01:51:20 PM
*moves anyways*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 20, 2010, 02:39:33 PM
U CANT DENY DE PAWAH OF UWE BOLLZ HEAD
*Exposes Acheronsis again*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 20, 2010, 03:46:31 PM
Destroys Acheronsis's army again.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F229%2F83464-81113-boba-fett_super.jpg&hash=525ee7a8fa3df10af3a20e1ead5028013313f1bd)
I could go ALL DAY buddy!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 20, 2010, 03:51:47 PM
*Also exposes Biohazard to Uwe Boll's Head*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 20, 2010, 04:00:48 PM
I thought we stopped fighting a long time ago!
*Shoots heavy duty jetpack missle and 5 wristrockets into omegazillas mouth. Head explodes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 20, 2010, 06:12:48 PM
*Takes off Spray-blooded mask*
I don't wanna fight. I just want a collection of statues to sell them to Sideshow Freaks! (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc195%2Ffirefly_209%2Fevilgrin.gif&hash=8a4746c340e06f8bdb2d97c61d736639677cd65a)


I'll haunt you guys down! (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi717.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fww173%2Fprestonjjrtr%2FSmileys%2520Holidays%2FHalloween%2FGhostsHauntSmiley.gif&hash=77aab3df481fbf75fd2e227c5db133263169025c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 20, 2010, 06:23:06 PM
Heh. Linguistic puns.

So, we're killing armies of unspecified things? Awesome!

QuoteYou ever get bored of killing things?

Nope.

QuoteFigures.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2F50-1.jpg&hash=a5fefa15fc0539a2f2ab4cefc327bf70f098bd17)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 20, 2010, 10:38:57 PM
well my helmet is specified to analyse threats, and I do not look at them if it says not to.
*Blows up head*
So, PBA, think OZ's worth somethin?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 21, 2010, 01:46:39 AM
*gets up and swipes the dirt away, then proceeds to anounce:*

ladies and gentleman, Drowning Pool!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_QntXc-c4
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 21, 2010, 01:50:14 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on May 21, 2010, 01:46:39 AM
*gets up and swipes the dirt away, then proceeds to anounce:*

ladies and gentleman, Drowning Pool!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_QntXc-c4
F**K YEA!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Deathbearer on May 21, 2010, 01:54:56 AM
DR. OCTAGONAPUS!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi863.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fab192%2Fmartyrlz%2Fdr_octagonapus.png&hash=cbe4e8709ec71b853d4a5fd048f7f1ca48e2abe2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 21, 2010, 02:02:05 AM
BLARGH!!!!!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn1.knowyourmeme.com%2Fi%2F3334%2Foriginal%2FShoop-Da-Whoop.png%3F1244651857&hash=227cf47445fecd715660db8d2d76e11a4e818ef5)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 21, 2010, 06:45:05 AM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 20, 2010, 10:38:57 PM
well my helmet is specified to analyse threats, and I do not look at them if it says not to.
*Blows up head*
So, PBA, think OZ's worth somethin?

Omegazilla? Pro'lly.

QuoteYou can't kill him! He hired you!

QuoteFor multiple jobs! It'd be like biting the hand that feeds you!

Fine, I guess you're right. Sorry Fett, can't let you kill him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 21, 2010, 10:24:04 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on May 21, 2010, 01:46:39 AM
*gets up and swipes the dirt away, then proceeds to anounce:*

ladies and gentleman, Drowning Pool!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_QntXc-c4
ALL HAIL DROWNING POOL!

Biohazard, you are trying to corrupt people?
*Calls Aliens upon*
Get him boys!
*Aliens blow up Biohazard's location*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fjaymckinnon.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F11%2FIndependenceDay.jpg&hash=9531954fc382f5330f16c0490b4200de9ab6159b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 21, 2010, 02:28:51 PM
*Grapples onto ship*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20070704174352%2Fstarwars%2Fimages%2Fb%2Fb3%2FBoba_Fett_NEGTC2.jpg&hash=47f12262a77a0a8b23deafef6f8c7905d4692a2d)
EAT IT MOTHER(Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep)
*Shoots OZ in the head*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.photobucket.com%2Fimage%2Fboba%2520fett%2520flamethrower%2Flil-leprechaun89%2F410px-Boba_Fett_Unleashed.jpg&hash=1d8645dfb42fdbda12ce55024e75c8a5f7d5b5ea)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 21, 2010, 02:30:14 PM
I ain't got time to get shot in the head! *Dodges bullets*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 21, 2010, 03:34:13 PM
*tickles omegazilla*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 21, 2010, 05:02:34 PM
HAHHAHA OH HAHAHAHHA STOP THAT STOP THAT HAHAHHAHAHA
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 21, 2010, 05:07:40 PM
*Stares at OZ and acheronsis tickling each other*
Im outta here...
*Flies away in Slave I*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 21, 2010, 05:22:14 PM
Aliens, blow up Slave I!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 21, 2010, 05:24:09 PM
FU*K YOU OZ!!! WHAT BEEF DO YOU HAVE WITH ME?!?!?!?!?!
*Easily maneuvers around aliens blast*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 21, 2010, 05:25:27 PM
'Cause you have xxx in your nickname!
xxx is forbid!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on May 21, 2010, 09:57:34 PM
Shoots sniper rifle at OmegaZilla and watches bullet bounce off, proceeds to pull up a spartan lazer and begin to charge it up...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 21, 2010, 10:34:56 PM
*kicks the living sh*t out of OZ, looks at battered body*
D*ckweed...
*walks off*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on May 21, 2010, 10:40:54 PM
stares...Aims spartan lazer at Biohazard as he walks off and shoots at him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 21, 2010, 10:44:14 PM
*dodged masterfully, aims and shoots Fitzgerald in his head*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa7.idata.over-blog.com%2F0%2F37%2F33%2F64%2Fboba-fett.jpg&hash=db508f7d1658452c4b366c6993753080352b7cb9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on May 22, 2010, 12:12:01 AM
Rolls out of the way and throws grenade. Lol extra protective helmet is extra protective
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 22, 2010, 01:34:05 AM
*Shoots grenade while it is midair, Takes of fitzgerald's helmet, shoots in head for reals this time fitzgerald crumples to my feet*
Blaster never fails me
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freewebs.com%2Fchetts%2FBobaFett2.jpg&hash=18468a312b631ecb7cb9134b4ad0bb1446d1c4f3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on May 22, 2010, 01:36:47 AM
Predator self destruct device goes off as it did in AVP 3 (game) destroying my body and Biohazard as well as anything or anyone within... 400,000 miles. lol i guess that takes care of both of us? Unless you want me to keep this going...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 22, 2010, 01:39:34 AM
THAT WAS A CLONE IN A BOBA FETT COSTUME! The real me is RIGHT HERE!!!!!
*Decapitates Fitzgerald with lightsaber*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_kwv23d4QPo1qakbjmo1_500.jpg&hash=ec17568c04189ef13e40b5413d385a7793b5ad2f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on May 22, 2010, 02:00:01 AM
Head flies into air and lands on leg biting through pants and giving you a horrible predalienkey (monkey) disease that leaves you 48 hours to live unless i give you the antidote hidden in a place only in know of. BUT IM DEAD NOW!!! ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 22, 2010, 02:10:19 AM
Uiuuuhhhhh......I have leg armor.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 22, 2010, 02:13:09 AM
*Laughs while looking at the ridiculos fight going on*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on May 22, 2010, 02:14:00 AM
I have super sharp predalienkey teeth they bit through!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on May 22, 2010, 07:36:59 AM
*walks in sits down on the floor and acts normal and calm. What can he be planning now?* *whistles a tune*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 22, 2010, 10:52:46 AM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 21, 2010, 10:34:56 PM
*kicks the living sh*t out of OZ, looks at battered body*
You've said it.
*Living shit attacks Biohazard*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 22, 2010, 10:54:54 AM
* watcher while aiming with a buffalo rifle in the distance. *
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 22, 2010, 05:38:59 PM
*Burns OZ's living Sh*t*

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on May 22, 2010, 02:14:00 AM
I have super sharp predalienkey teeth they bit through!
What the hell is a predalienkey!?!?! And besides, I would have felt it. WHICH I DIDNT!!!
*Blows fitzgerald's head and body to bits with heavy duty jetpack missle*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Falisonvuocolo.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F11%2Fboba.jpg&hash=c48606bac73ff9ac818190963cc726fc15263b3b)
You never stood a chance...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on May 22, 2010, 08:36:38 PM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 22, 2010, 05:38:59 PM
*Burns OZ's living Sh*t*

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on May 22, 2010, 02:14:00 AM
I have super sharp predalienkey teeth they bit through!
What the hell is a predalienkey!?!?! And besides, I would have felt it. WHICH I DIDNT!!!
*Blows fitzgerald's head and body to bits with heavy duty jetpack missle*
http://alisonvuocolo.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/boba.jpg
You never stood a chance...
If AVPR made sense... A monkey facerhugged by a predalien whose xenomorph embryo is a hybrid of all three species. My teeth have a special numbing agent like that in the teeth of bats. You have less than 15 hours to live. And yes i never stood a chance i am mostly a suicide attacker. And my original target was OZ. Then you killed him >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 22, 2010, 09:10:02 PM
*Takes off leg armor, examines leg thouroughly, sees there in NO BITE MARKS, Puts armor back on, armor itself has NO BITE MARKS*
That is sooooo stupid. I'm fine. Anyways I JUST KILLED YOU. How are you even still talking?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on May 22, 2010, 09:55:25 PM
...ummm ima ghost now k, bye. Gonna go haunt the alien-predator discussion now. ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 22, 2010, 11:37:38 PM
K...Cya.
Spoiler
*Fitzgerald doesn't notice the ectoplasmic detonator on his back.*
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 22, 2010, 11:39:55 PM
* 10 monkeys with knifes attack Biohazard in a desperate attempt to attain his flamethrower*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on May 22, 2010, 11:42:11 PM
*jumps in randomly slashing and killing* three monkeys die.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 22, 2010, 11:45:06 PM
there leader takes out a pistol and begans shooting at PX
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on May 22, 2010, 11:46:46 PM
Throws a dead monkey and uses two others as cover
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 22, 2010, 11:47:47 PM
the leader gives three pistols to the remaining monkeys and they make an attempt to flank PX
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 22, 2010, 11:49:02 PM
*Kills the other 7 monkeys brutally with bare hands*
YOU WANT A FLAMETHROWER, BASHER??? YOU GOT IT!!!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F29.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_kz009anmS71qzm92ro1_500.jpg&hash=31b6c8d9c6b00079b91f3cece18492892024df26)
*Burns Basher to ash*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on May 23, 2010, 12:00:49 AM
Thanks BIOHAZARD but gets prepared for an attack
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 23, 2010, 12:01:34 AM
*Necron Lord telaports with a squad of necron warriors and attacks PX and Bio
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi49.tinypic.com%2Ffwjair.jpg&hash=29fbf8137b06729c5c8ff20c2104ff32f893038a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 23, 2010, 02:14:05 AM
*Joins forces with PX and kicks necron warrior ASS*
EAT IT!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F38780%2F807857-boba_fett_5_super.jpg&hash=6a73ddba37f150fb8c2a263f81d59a23e145556a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 23, 2010, 02:23:45 AM
necron lord calls in two destroyers to help kill Bio
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi45.tinypic.com%2F1zdx8oy.jpg&hash=9865588728c5c12391991b2577d3ff2262bf672d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 23, 2010, 02:35:41 AM
*Dodges, rips out circuits of both destroyers, destroyers fall at my feet*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F77%2F214130-13117-boba-fett_super.jpg&hash=02c88f2e81194910d94e189a549c2ccb99a3ec98)

Did you honestly think you can win this? Look, you are not worth my time, so just end this fight while you can! I wanna go to sleep! I didn't start this fight. I hope you didn't forget my pet who has an absolutely invulnerable hide! All substances that have ever been in this universe have been tested against it, and all have FAILED!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.priory-campus.co.uk%2Fdreamweaver%2Fmarkcurry%2Fimages%2FI10-57-JurassicPark.jpg&hash=28b799452457388ef6877c61cdd8cde60ed5e28d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 23, 2010, 02:44:43 AM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 23, 2010, 02:35:41 AM
*Dodges, rips out circuits of both destroyers, destroyers fall at my feet*

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/214130-13117-boba-fett_super.jpg

Did you honestly think you can win this?

yes i do, and your not "winning" nor am I

* Two immrtal squads attack boba fett, destroying his outer laying of armour, forcing him either to fall back, call in for backup or the most simplist, die and for the trex with the rough hide? easy, use charged up plasma blast to burn everything of the animal except the hide*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi48.tinypic.com%2Fwr1312.jpg&hash=e06608aea8835612c96cdf99c7289917107c659a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 23, 2010, 02:52:20 AM
That was one of my clone army dressed up as a decoy! The real me is right here!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_SnfjGx_-ZPE%2FS4lXwxPhDFI%2FAAAAAAAAA6Q%2FUSiQn7GiyR0%2FS660%2FClone%2BArmy.bmp&hash=8c368f8a79d90c08c5069dc9e1d9889cb673022e)
ALL 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 CLONES! ATTAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!
*Clones overwhelm Basher's soldiers easily*
You are so insignificant!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.capedwonder.com%2Fimages%2Fpicture-folder%2Fimages%2Fart-photos%2FRoll%2FBobaFett2.jpg&hash=c1aa35339d4fb9aeef16b8210ae92f308225675e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 23, 2010, 03:03:13 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi49.tinypic.com%2F15d8lyc.jpg&hash=d1a69a9da80523a22c11c03c2b5a934786972070)

*12 harvesters destroy the planet, and send battleships to rip apart the remaining fleet of storm troopers*
Basicly most of the clone army is dead, along with every other living thing on the planet, oh no :o ( i belive that is a harvester, never took interest in the necron space fleets
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 23, 2010, 03:15:14 AM
*Many new dropships FULL of clones arrive on the harvesters*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fstarwars%2Fimages%2F7%2F72%2FImperial_dropship_transport.jpg&hash=661d5184ca0d390f3ef219e750b9ead2253ffd50)
*Clones overwhelm pilots on harvesters, Kills everyone, destroys harvesters*
Face it basher, my clone army is limitless, every minute millions more come into existence, and even if you DO kill them all, you still have the most bloodthirsty, advanced, skilled bounty hunter in the galaxy to worry about. And I WILL find you.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_NOvrR04ya88%2FSTQ2KAmfIOI%2FAAAAAAAAAMQ%2FL2CXUvK1p64%2Fs400%2Fbobafett.jpg&hash=f3c209ca9dc165275949f5eccea565fe361d6fe0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 23, 2010, 03:16:17 AM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 23, 2010, 03:15:14 AM
*Many new dropships FULL of clones arrive on the harvesters*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fstarwars%2Fimages%2F7%2F72%2FImperial_dropship_transport.jpg&hash=661d5184ca0d390f3ef219e750b9ead2253ffd50)
*Clones overwhelm pilots on harvesters, Kills everyone, destroys harvesters*
Face it basher, my clone army is limitless, every minute millions more come into existence, and even if you DO kill them all, you still have the most bloodthirsty, advanced, skilled bounty hunter in the galaxy to worry about. And I WILL find you, so just give up and I'll let you live.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NOvrR04ya88/STQ2KAmfIOI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/L2CXUvK1p64/s400/bobafett.jpg
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 23, 2010, 03:21:31 AM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 23, 2010, 03:15:14 AM
*Many new dropships FULL of clones arrive on the harvesters*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fstarwars%2Fimages%2F7%2F72%2FImperial_dropship_transport.jpg&hash=661d5184ca0d390f3ef219e750b9ead2253ffd50)
*Clones overwhelm pilots on harvesters, Kills everyone, destroys harvesters*
Face it basher, my clone army is limitless, every minute millions more come into existence, and even if you DO kill them all, you still have the most bloodthirsty, advanced, skilled bounty hunter in the galaxy to worry about. And I WILL find you.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NOvrR04ya88/STQ2KAmfIOI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/L2CXUvK1p64/s400/bobafett.jpg
first off how could they get in when the harvesters are fully protected, second off, what pilot? and even if they could get in , ever thought about self defense systems, like devouring scarabs ( don't know real name, basically they eat through most substances, like the clone armour and skin. and what would bolba find, a planet filled with machines trying to kill every orginism in sight?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 23, 2010, 03:26:24 AM
Well first off, I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT IS FROM!!!
Second, I assumed there was a pilot, but whatever,
Third, INFINITE CLONE ARMY!!!
Fourth, Yes, yes they would find that. And AHNNIALATE EVERY THING!!!!! So that's what we did 20 seconds ago, so give up, your army is decimated. IF you give up I won't kill you, but if you don't i'll decapitate you and sell your head for a good price. If you had that big army, someone must have wanted you dead.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 23, 2010, 03:36:08 AM
How can bolba fett beat a planet filled withe necrons, there almost imposible to kill killing machines- and he almost got killed by harrison ford who was suppose to be half blind? so what he was rescued by Fellow bounty hunters, he's not a iron man on F**king steroids dude, he's a bounty hunter, a Clone, there could be more of him, but one can't take on millions of machines that are living souls in side lifeless machines, and you don't know what they are, so i think we should both just take it down a few notches, like,  a few vs one or one vs a few.and no, you didn't "decimate" my army, you injored it, like i injured yours, so it's equal no one is more superior than anyone else
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 23, 2010, 04:07:35 AM
Ok, so were gonna stop now or what? My clones, AT-STs, AT-ATs, dropships, and Robot walkers are endless. But I'll call off the attack if you call off yours.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 23, 2010, 04:13:25 AM
Yes, now back to the randomness  ( like so:) (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi49.tinypic.com%2F18eiic.jpg&hash=6fe1dfea669dc568876528d8a64267c4ff911560)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on May 23, 2010, 04:31:54 AM
* goes to the big screen tv, put on an amazing porn video* *everyone gets distracted, Ghoul sneaks out. Why is that I wonder?*  :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 23, 2010, 04:35:06 AM
*Stewie walks out onto the barren, torn apart wasteland and begins shooting at the monkeys who had reproduced, there are now 30 of them*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 23, 2010, 02:17:54 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on May 22, 2010, 09:55:25 PM
...ummm ima ghost now k, bye. Gonna go haunt the alien-predator discussion now. ;D
No, you won't.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi50.tinypic.com%2Fkcba01.jpg&hash=68e424e05b180a5ae1e4cb075ecf896e40b3a3c2)
*Catches Fitzgerald with Proton Packs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Deathbearer on May 23, 2010, 02:36:48 PM
Leave that ghost alone!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi788.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy161%2FXSolsticeX%2FAwesome%2520stuff%2Fdr_octagonapus.png&hash=30824c441edeeeb192bc4865561205e9eef40259)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 23, 2010, 02:39:43 PM
Octagonapus! :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPUFZH325F4

:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 23, 2010, 04:42:30 PM
* chris harrison attacks Octagonapus*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi48.tinypic.com%2F4scfi9.jpg&hash=f3bbbb80426b98806ad8f8506634b82fb35594db)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 23, 2010, 06:11:02 PM
[Meanwhile, in Deadpool's attic]

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdpsc4chair.jpg&hash=74a63e7bf117444ffb973ac93997aff4911cf9b1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 23, 2010, 07:10:30 PM
*Necron lord runs up Anytime's stair case with Chris Harrison to find a startling discovery:*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi50.tinypic.com%2F1apn6.jpg&hash=1a37e279c2a0b03cea5ac2b45901011a7fb9f42a)

shocking huh? i wasn't surprised , why would he be called a Predator? for being a lion? no
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 23, 2010, 07:24:35 PM
Wow, my exploding chair is really comfortable.

QuoteNot that comfortable.

QuoteI beg to differ.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 23, 2010, 07:26:24 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 23, 2010, 07:24:35 PM
Wow, my exploding chair is really comfortable.

QuoteNot that comfortable.

QuoteI beg to differ.
lol, tiny text
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 23, 2010, 07:31:29 PM
Quote from: Basher917 on May 23, 2010, 07:26:24 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 23, 2010, 07:24:35 PM
Wow, my exploding chair is really comfortable.

QuoteNot that comfortable.

QuoteI beg to differ.
lol, tiny text

Weird. I thought only I could see the voices.

QuoteThat made no sense.

QuoteFor once, I agree with him.

Shaddup.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 23, 2010, 07:36:16 PM
*Necron lord takes out notebook and pin and makes a note to self about purebreed, Note to self: use posts from purebreed as social advice..........maybe......or not? 
Quoteanswer: no
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 23, 2010, 07:38:20 PM
Social advice from the Crimson Comedian! Great idea!

QuoteYou're going to get him killed if he follows your advice.

That's the fun.

Quote*sigh*

Hey, other box, got nothing to say?

QuoteI'm just gonna let this run its course.

Good choice.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 24, 2010, 07:59:56 PM
Hey, OZ! Remember WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back when when you sicked your alligator on me and I killed it, but you gave me tea and I apologised and went to find a voodoo doctor to revive your pet gator?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 24, 2010, 08:09:30 PM
I don't recall, maybe I hadn't entered the thread then.

QuoteOr maybe your brain is just useless.

QuoteHey, we're his brain!

Quote$#!& you're right, no, wait, we're his new brain he aquired after reading Daniel Way's Deadpool stuff, before he was the Fabien Niceza Deadpool.

QuoteOh yeah, you're right. So it was his old brain that was useless?

QuoteYep, we're a step up from the old one, only I think we're only here because he's so unstable.

Guys, keep it down! I'm trying to be nostalgic!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 24, 2010, 08:44:24 PM
*Necron lord shoots purebreed, in an attempt to shut him up *
Quotehe gets annoyed
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on May 24, 2010, 08:50:02 PM
Quotehehehehe they hear voices in their heads
Hey wtf?
QuoteUh oh he has become aware
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 24, 2010, 08:52:59 PM
Shaddup Necron freak! Bullets don't affect me!

Somebody is copying my brain... Basher917 and PredalienXenomorph can see boxes too, or can I read their thoughts? Either way, they're an annnoyance to me!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2F699066-247784_4272_deadpool_supe-1.jpg&hash=0a5bf1b697cf5f599075be2cbb097b93b4926da7)

QuoteOr, y'know, they think we're just awesome and want to get in on this by copying us.

QuoteYeah, because they have no ideas of their own, it's probably that more than anything.

To be fair guys, I still want to shoot them.

QuoteWho's stopping you? We can't have three voice/box hearing/seeing maniacs in this thread, now can we?

QuoteAim for the pancreas! Maybe we can induce diabetes!

Haha, good idea guys!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdeadpool-cover-1.jpg&hash=ca31c3c54594611eb160b83d3b07a9d0d18832d9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on May 24, 2010, 08:57:05 PM
*bullets bounce off me* you little *falls on ass but gets up and wacks Purebreed with my tail*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 24, 2010, 09:00:22 PM
pariah: sir, i think he's suggesting I'm one of your thoughts

* Neron lord telaports behind PB so he doesn't get shot, and fires his Gauss cannon at PB's back, and makes a weird, broken, scratchy laugh*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 24, 2010, 09:01:26 PM
*Stumbles*

Your rubbery tail can't hurt me, Predalien Xenomorph, your terrible design hurt your movie, and your chances of winning this fight!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdeadpool3.jpg&hash=4b0eae188e7dc64e1a292883fd90034a59d11460)

Good thing I have THOR'S HAMMER!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdeadpool37p092bn.jpg&hash=98ffb967fd8df154cdab56ccd1c996427a812a34)

*Smashes PredalienXenomorph's skull into paste*

*Casts lightning onto the corpse*

*SPLOTCH*

QuoteNice sound effects.

Thanks.

Now, for you!

*Teleports away, behind the Necron's back*

*Smashes Necron with the mighty Mjonlir*

QuoteOooooh! Nice!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on May 24, 2010, 09:05:17 PM
*revives and randomly hits Basher with backhand*
QuoteHe has anger issues
Get out of my head!
QuoteNo!
*sneaks up on Purebreed and starts bashing his head than rips it off*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 24, 2010, 09:09:38 PM
*Necron lord get's up, swipes thor's hammer out of PB's hand and smahes it, and discards of the remains, then he flicks Pb off, then blats Px, puts on a bandana and jumps in a convertible, takes two SMGs out and drives around PB, shooting him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 24, 2010, 09:11:57 PM
Quote from: PredalienXenomorph on May 24, 2010, 09:05:17 PM
*revives and randomly hits Basher with backhand*
QuoteHe has anger issues
Get out of my head!
QuoteNo!
*sneaks up on Purebreed and starts bashing his head than rips it off*

Glrrrrppppfdhsjhjdhjsd

*Body stumbles around*

*Snatches head- reattaches it*

How the hell are you alive?! I smashed your head into paste and made your carcass explode!

QuoteH. ssod it wog Rahgom

QuoteClearly he's damaged, give it a little while. He'll get better.

He will do. It's happened before.

Damn you Necron Lord! You cannot break the Mjonlir!

*Casts lightning on the car, incinerating it and destroying the Necron Lord*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on May 24, 2010, 09:14:29 PM
I revived. *impales Purebreed from behind and throws him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 24, 2010, 09:17:15 PM
PBA!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FAppearing.jpg&hash=7527bfc7d45035b507a91da2d6582a34e0ed22b9)

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Let the randomness begin.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 24, 2010, 09:17:57 PM
Pariah: told you you should have just nuked it, Dreadpool's powers are limitless in a one on one fight

necron lord: lorglel!, lorgel!, lorgel! *responds at base* hey whqat happened to responing were you died?

pariah: patch

Necron lord: F**King patch! Damn you!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 24, 2010, 09:19:15 PM
This thread has now become "Can you defeat PBA?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on May 24, 2010, 09:20:33 PM
With halo 3 style respawn I can try.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 24, 2010, 09:20:53 PM
*Flys behind Skinner and breaks his neck*

I'll kill him before you can.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 24, 2010, 09:22:09 PM
Well your dumb!  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on May 24, 2010, 09:27:52 PM
QuoteWhere did he go?
*looks around and see's Lie than grabs Lie by the shoulder and throws him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 24, 2010, 09:32:45 PM
Necron lord pulls up drawling board, takes out a teaching stick and puts on reading glasses

Necron lord: since PBA can't be beat in battle, we must win by using his insaneity against hime,  basicly, make his personalities go agaisnt each other

pariah: like that would ever work,

Necron lord: shut up! he could be spying us right now

Pariah: hey you started it first

Necron lord: you happy? now he knows,.......

silence....

Necron lord: now for plan g!

Pariah: what happened to plan; b,c,d,e, and f?

Necron lord: you ruined plan G! damnit! i'll just go with sending 500 necrons to destroy him

Pariah: that's the best idea you've had all day

Necron Lord: what?

Pariah: what?

Necron lord shoots and turns Pariah into ash.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 24, 2010, 09:46:35 PM
Quote from: Skinner on May 24, 2010, 09:22:09 PM
Well your dumb!  :P

Still alive huh?

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I'll end this quickly.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 24, 2010, 09:59:59 PM
How did everyone get a close-up of my face?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 24, 2010, 10:23:01 PM
*Flys right infront of Skinner*

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 24, 2010, 10:33:51 PM
Your so clever.  :P

Now let's wipe that smile off your face.
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 24, 2010, 11:59:52 PM
i know how to defeat PBA. i will tell you once he gets back.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 25, 2010, 06:52:42 AM
Quote from: Skinner on May 24, 2010, 09:19:15 PM
This thread has now become "Can you defeat PBA?"

Indeed it has, and nobody has managed to yet. For I cannot die. Ever.

Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on May 24, 2010, 11:59:52 PM
i know how to defeat PBA. i will tell you once he gets back.

Go for it.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 25, 2010, 01:58:07 PM
*Steals Lie's skull from Skinner's Trophy room*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 25, 2010, 02:40:42 PM
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Purebreed, you are so f**ked
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 25, 2010, 02:50:11 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on May 25, 2010, 02:40:42 PM
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Purebreed, you are so f**ked
*Starts Laughing uncontrollably*
Yeah purbreed. You are so F**ked
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 25, 2010, 03:05:00 PM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 25, 2010, 06:50:14 PM
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I win the thread.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 25, 2010, 07:33:30 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on May 25, 2010, 01:58:07 PM
*Steals Lie's skull from Skinner's Trophy room*
Give me that!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 25, 2010, 08:16:41 PM
I'm not screwed. You're ducks are screwed.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 26, 2010, 11:36:59 AM
Quote from: Skinner on May 25, 2010, 07:33:30 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on May 25, 2010, 01:58:07 PM
*Steals Lie's skull from Skinner's Trophy room*
Give me that!
Not.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 26, 2010, 11:51:49 AM
Necron lord: Mwhahaha! i'm back with 500 necrons! Purebreed's skull shall be mine!

Pariah: it won't work

Necron lord: why?

Pariah: don't you see every time you try to kill him he just pulls out a random wepon and fires

Necron Lord: no, there's to many Necron warriors and imortals for him to do that, now my necron servants attack!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on May 26, 2010, 03:53:29 PM
QuoteThis is getting tiresome.

QuoteAgreed.

Thirded.

QuoteWanna bug out and get some chimichangas?

QuoteI do!

What about the sheep cannon?

QuoteAh, just leave it. Nobody'll notice.

QuoteYou sure?

QuoteYeah, nobody cares about that thing.

I guess you're right, I mean, it's been up there for like fifteen pages since I used it last, nobody cared about it then, why would they now?

QuoteTrue dat.

QuoteSo, chimichangas?

Sounds like a plan!

Deadpool exits The Pillowfighting Thread for an undecided period of time until some sort of order is restored.

Out Of Character: I'm leaving the thread for now, nobody can kill or attack Deadpool because he's gone, he's getting chimichangas and nobody can find him. Send your Necron lords and bounty hunters to some other merc's door. I dunno when I'll be back, perhaps when the thread gets back to how it was before. It's been fun, and Deadpool isn't dead. Nobody beat him, he's ended the conflict.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 26, 2010, 04:25:21 PM
correction: deadpool cant die because he has character invulnerability.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 26, 2010, 04:36:53 PM
*Takes control upon the Sheep Cannon*
Muahahahahaha!
*Blows Up Palaces for no real reason*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 26, 2010, 04:53:10 PM
*tickles Omega again*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 26, 2010, 04:53:53 PM
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA STOP THAT STOP THAT
*Fires Random blasts*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 26, 2010, 05:12:00 PM
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*keeps tickling Omega until he dies of laughter*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 26, 2010, 05:16:47 PM
I ain't got time to die of laughter!
*Blows Acheronsis up with Sheep Cannon*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 26, 2010, 06:28:13 PM
Why do I keep watching these queers?
*Walks away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 26, 2010, 06:57:45 PM
*Hears a fading "these queers, these queers... these queers..."*

Queers? Queers?!

*Skull beings to rasie into the air as this music plays*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RQYbLeyeAU

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:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 26, 2010, 08:06:29 PM
pariah: told you,

necron lord: shut up

Necron warrior: wait why were we here

Other necron: let's go take over mexico!

All the necrons: Yeah!

they go and take over mexico

Necron lord: this sucks
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 26, 2010, 10:02:21 PM
Time to end this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gpjk_MaCGM

I bid good day to you all.

*leaves thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 26, 2010, 10:21:35 PM
Necron lord: well F**K this place is begging to be abandoned

Pariah: i don't know what to tell you, and if i did, i'd be shot to pieces

Necron lord shoots pariah again, and it's dust gets blown away

Necron lord: Damn......
goes to a dinner and sits down, eats a donut and drinks some coffe, looks over to see a predator and a spartan II

necron lord: why you guys here?

Spartan II: got my A** stranded in the middle of nowere

Predator sighs

Predator: got my a** kicked by Arnold, again

Necron lord and Spartan II laugh

Necron lord looks at Spartan II

Necron lord: your the master cheif

thousands of halo fanboys run into the caffe

Master cheif: Godamnit
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 27, 2010, 01:40:02 AM
*yawns*

we need TJ to come up with something.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 27, 2010, 01:42:57 AM
He thinks this thread is boring now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on May 27, 2010, 01:43:42 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on May 26, 2010, 10:02:21 PM
Time to end this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gpjk_MaCGM

I bid good day to you all.

*leaves thread*

:D :D :D @ 1:23 Terry Gilliam
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on May 27, 2010, 06:08:34 PM
When I first watched that a few years ago I was expecting a joke at the end. But I love monty python
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 27, 2010, 06:19:58 PM
*Shaking my head*

f**king Jumanji haters... That film is classic!

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Goodbye

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 28, 2010, 01:31:53 AM
*Leans over to Chupa and whispers*
What the f**k?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 28, 2010, 01:45:47 AM
now that we have conquered mexico and conntected it to mars, made it the biggest super power in the world what do the necrons do now?, take over south america and canada!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 28, 2010, 01:52:55 AM
*whispers back to skinner*

i know. walk away slowly...


okay run. run really fast
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 28, 2010, 03:48:52 AM
Ha ha ha! Get out now!

*leaves thread, locks door behind him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on May 28, 2010, 07:23:20 AM
*breaks down door, walks back in, sits down and smokes a cigar* You guys leaving? ok have fun. *relaxes* *Opens up a big bag of burgers* Burgers anyone? and this is no trap, just good tasting fast food burgers! *eats a double western*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on May 28, 2010, 11:56:03 AM
why is everyone leaving? but on the other hand, *swipes a burger from The Ghoul and  begins to eat it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 28, 2010, 02:25:04 PM
Quote from: Basher917 on May 28, 2010, 11:56:03 AM
why is everyone leaving?

*shouted back through door*

Because this is getting tedious and boring!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 28, 2010, 03:28:02 PM
LETS GO MAN!

*pulls Space from his shirt*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 28, 2010, 03:53:46 PM
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Michael: You weren't gone long.

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*Sits down on the log*

Lie: What can I say, nothing lives forever. *Sighs*

Michael: You couldn't save it? Even if you used the Mel-Queen?

Lie: I wasn't trying to save the thread... I turned into dust and joined the wind, I couldn't of cared less...

Michael: Why?

*Gets up and starts to walk away then pauses*

Lie: As if I was gonna be the last person to jump off that boat.

*Continues walking*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 29, 2010, 12:49:07 AM
...

*Shuts the door.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 29, 2010, 01:01:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIxVetiqRiA
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 29, 2010, 01:08:05 AM
*puts a "cancelled" sign on the door and police tapes' everything*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on May 29, 2010, 01:11:51 AM
Now we just need one of these.
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 29, 2010, 01:15:53 AM
*thread gets shipped away*

Tell me, where is it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-rQ6Jay6w
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 29, 2010, 11:27:34 AM
Quote from: Basher917 on May 26, 2010, 10:21:35 PM
Necron lord: well F**K this place is begging to be abandoned

Pariah: i don't know what to tell you, and if i did, i'd be shot to pieces

Necron lord shoots pariah again, and it's dust gets blown away

Necron lord: Damn......
goes to a dinner and sits down, eats a donut and drinks some coffe, looks over to see a predator and a spartan II

necron lord: why you guys here?

Spartan II: got my A** stranded in the middle of nowere

Predator sighs

Predator: got my a** kicked by Arnold, again

Necron lord and Spartan II laugh

Necron lord looks at Spartan II

Necron lord: your the master cheif

thousands of halo fanboys run into the caffe

Master cheif: Godamnit

I'm tired of this.
*Obliterates Necron Lord, Predator, Pariah and Master Chief all together*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on May 30, 2010, 08:27:33 AM
*chuckles* *pulls out a big carl from the bag and starts eating the burger* Its a bottomless fast food bag!!!!!!  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 30, 2010, 08:33:50 AM
*Steals Ghoul's burger*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on May 30, 2010, 02:28:54 PM
*knees Omega in crotch and takes the burger from him*

Here you go Ghoul.  ;)

*handing Ghoul the burger then turns to Omega*

I have to make this quick... Poke Ball Go!

*Throws a poke ball at Omega*

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I Caught Omega!

*Then quickly runs out of the thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 30, 2010, 06:31:14 PM
I'm wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild
*Exits Pokéball*
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on May 31, 2010, 05:52:20 PM
-sitting in a tree shooting people with a staple gun-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Jun 01, 2010, 07:05:53 AM
*continue to eat his burger out of razorslash's aim capability to shoot him* Yum. :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Jun 01, 2010, 09:05:17 AM
*puts on a tin foil hat*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.areeba.com.au%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F03%2Ftinfoil.jpg&hash=33214dbc463d53767544dfac1dd72145e1c6f93e)

YOU WON'T ENTER IN MY MIND! >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 01, 2010, 07:03:01 PM
Quote from: RazorSlash on May 31, 2010, 05:52:20 PM
-sitting in a tree shooting people with a staple gun-
*Blows up RS and his tree*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Jun 01, 2010, 07:19:07 PM
-Falls and lands on Omega and plants a mine in his forehead-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 01, 2010, 07:21:06 PM
*Mine explodes*

HAHHAHHA TICKLE TICKLE CHUPA IS HAHAHHAHA THAT U???
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 01, 2010, 07:23:39 PM
*Lands on Omegazilla's head and plants 50 detpacks, and 15 active mines. Flies up with jetpack, detonates massive bombs on OZ's head with jetpack missle. OZ falls to the ground dead. Flies away*
I'm the shit.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc03.deviantart.net%2Ffs29%2Ff%2F2008%2F060%2F9%2F1%2FBoba_Phat_by_Jonboy007007.jpg&hash=5dda44f152e96377c091e8e2995b45f23caf9be0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 01, 2010, 07:25:10 PM
NOT MOAR HAHAHAHHA TICKLES HAHAHHAHA BIOHAZARD YOURE SUCH AHAHHAHA A B***H HAHHAHAHA *Tailwhips Biohazard randomly*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 01, 2010, 07:38:07 PM
*Recovers*
*Shoots Jetpack missle into OZ's throat. (Zilla's known weakpoint)*
Lemme guess, b*tch, you'll say that tickles!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_LVSIWSD1Vj8%2FSsfaVl16XcI%2FAAAAAAAAAM4%2FwIkeGI3Tkts%2Fs320%2FBoba%2BPhat.jpg&hash=e5c08b5813d571dba0998395938be0b35a7f560f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Jun 01, 2010, 07:39:00 PM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 01, 2010, 07:38:07 PM
*Recovers*
*Shoots Jetpack missle into OZ's throat. (Zilla's known weakpoint)*
Lemme guess, b*tch, you'll say that tickles!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LVSIWSD1Vj8/SsfaVl16XcI/AAAAAAAAAM4/wIkeGI3Tkts/s320/Boba+Phat.jpg

-runs up to biohazard and kicks him in the balls, then runs away-  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 01, 2010, 07:39:57 PM
*Takes Missle*
...
*Munches*
...

Spicy!

Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 01, 2010, 07:38:07 PM
(Zilla's known weakpoint)
You are right, Zilla's.... ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 01, 2010, 07:42:27 PM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Jun 01, 2010, 07:39:00 PM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 01, 2010, 07:38:07 PM
*Recovers*
*Shoots Jetpack missle into OZ's throat. (Zilla's known weakpoint)*
Lemme guess, b*tch, you'll say that tickles!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LVSIWSD1Vj8/SsfaVl16XcI/AAAAAAAAAM4/wIkeGI3Tkts/s320/Boba+Phat.jpg

-runs up to biohazard and kicks him in the balls, then runs away-  8)
*Kills with battle knife*
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 01, 2010, 07:39:57 PM
*Takes Missle*
...
*Munches*
...

Spicy!

Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 01, 2010, 07:38:07 PM
(Zilla's known weakpoint)
You are right, Zilla's.... ;)
THEYRE THE SAME THING!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 01, 2010, 07:43:37 PM
No, they are not. *Puts in serious glasses*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 01, 2010, 07:53:11 PM
Yes they ARE!!! Both died VERY EASILY. No one cares about them anymore! Japenese killed it.
*Gets in giant mech ready for OZ's shitstorm*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdicemonkey.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F03%2Fcharacter-sci-fi-3d-lowpoly-mech-robots-collection_09.jpg&hash=5fa108a1a224f88dda345d4e90570bf5ccc18a1c)
It even has my colors!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 01, 2010, 07:57:21 PM
I wouldn't call Twelve missles on both sides, of the type that made the MSG go boom, easy. Godzilla fanboys' is an highly superficial valutation.
The other one is a in-joke made just to reference the monster and to show how the Original is much better and gne-gne-gne.

Shitstorm? Your previsions are wrong...
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3files.core77.com%2Fblog%2Fimages%2FIndependence%2520Day.jpg&hash=8536fc1316e94d1820b97903ecac99fd6e21e6fd)
So wrong.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 01, 2010, 08:09:45 PM
Did you see me ANYWHERE near the whitehouse!?!?!?!
BRING IT YOU OVERSIZED IGUANA!!!!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gamingheaven.net%2Fgamingreviewimages%2Fresistanceretribution%2Fpictures%2FMechCombat02.jpg&hash=1e9db560cec02c142e5be8ffe62ecc4c97bd9d4b)
(While playing this music)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZMq6li2RP4
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 01, 2010, 08:10:53 PM
What the f**k is happening in the first image? :D
Anyway, yes, I bring it.
*Throws White House to Biohazard*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 01, 2010, 08:13:22 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 01, 2010, 08:10:53 PM
What the f**k is happening in the first image? :D
Anyway, yes, I bring it.
*Throws White House to Biohazard*
IT'S MY POINT OF VIEW FROM INSIDE MY MECH!!!
*Easily destroys whitehouse,*
*Delivers Massive rocket aided punch to OZ's face. Utilizing the rocket makes it EXPLOSIVE!!!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 01, 2010, 08:14:15 PM
*Eats Rockets*
Tasty! Where'd you find those? They're such delicious things...!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 01, 2010, 08:16:07 PM
*Delivers uppercut, shoots with 100 rockets while in the air, performs roundhouse kick to OZ'z stomach sending him sprawling*
I make em myself!
*Uses lazer sword to stab in head*
That didn't kill you did it?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 01, 2010, 08:19:22 PM
It didn't.
*somehow breaks the laser sword in half even if it's impossible*
*Uses one half to clean teeth*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 01, 2010, 08:23:20 PM
*OZ's fingers and part of his mouth fall off.*
Yeah, its not possible.
*Shoves mech's hand down OZ's throat and rips out windpipe*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 01, 2010, 08:24:55 PM
You aren't on LSD are you? ???
*Cleans teeth once more*
Enough of that.
*Throws half of the sword directly into Biohazard's head impaling it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 01, 2010, 08:28:05 PM
HA! MISSED ME!!!
*Makes mech pull out sword and impale down OZ's spinal column slicing his spine in half, thus paralysing him. Kicks fingerless, faceless face, and makes fall to ground.*
You know, all that weed you smoke makes many things numb. You need to get off of that stuff.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 01, 2010, 08:37:45 PM
All this weird white dust... Biohazard! Drugs??
*Exits thread disgusted*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 01, 2010, 08:44:46 PM
Fine. I'll just take that as you forfeiting our fight. I'M THE VICTOR!!!
*Notices battle enviroment turning into a rehab room.*
WHAT THE F*CK!?!?!?!?! JESUS CHRIST ON HIS THRONE LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!
*Starts destroying everything in room. 40 nurses rush in and subdue and sedate me. Falls asleep.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 02, 2010, 01:43:21 AM
Necron lord: time to take what is right fully mine!

* 100 mexican necrons telaport to the lord's location

Necron lord: were are?

Warrior: they went to a collage graduation party

Necron lord: umm....

warrior: don't ask how
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Jun 02, 2010, 03:33:11 AM
*watches all of this shit goes down, then goes up to Necron lord give him a burger and walks back under a tree and keeps on eating* This is pretty good to watch you guys.  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 02, 2010, 09:55:39 AM
Who gives a shit of this Necron Lord!
*Obliterates again Necron Lord*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 02, 2010, 04:11:27 PM
*deletes the word "obliterate" from the dictionary so nobody will ever use it again*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 02, 2010, 08:45:47 PM
*deletes Acheronsis from Existence*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jun 02, 2010, 08:47:52 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 02, 2010, 08:45:47 PM
*deletes Acheronsis from Existence*

*Seconds after that happen*

Hmmm I sudden feel at peace.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Jun 02, 2010, 10:29:33 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Jun 02, 2010, 03:33:11 AM
*watches all of this shit goes down, then goes up to Necron lord give him a burger and walks back under a tree and keeps on eating* This is pretty good to watch you guys.  :D

*reenters thread, kicks Ghoul in shin, exits thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 02, 2010, 10:36:12 PM
*suddenly materializes in a different reality, alone, in the darkness*


guys.... are you there guys? its cold in here... :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 02, 2010, 10:38:11 PM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 01, 2010, 08:44:46 PM
Fine. I'll just take that as you forfeiting our fight. I'M THE VICTOR!!!
*Notices battle enviroment turning into a rehab room.*
WHAT THE F*CK!?!?!?!?! JESUS CHRIST ON HIS THRONE LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!
*Starts destroying everything in room. 40 nurses rush in and subdue and sedate me. Falls asleep.*
OK! I'm officially out of rehab!!!!
*Sees a conveinently placed baggie of coke on the sidewalk. Grabs cocaine instantly. Nurses try to take it, but I KILL THEM I am now wanted in all 50 US states for the murder of 40 nurses!*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!!!!!
*Jumps into mech and uses it to flee the country.*
Boba Fett on coke. Who woulda thunk it?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 02, 2010, 10:45:34 PM
What the... what is this?

*picks up unknown device from the wet, sticky floor of this so-different dimension*

My god...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi48.tinypic.com%2Fr79nbd.png&hash=b014e053d1404a3482bd720182ab9f05844f0bca)

IM IN THE ALIEN MOVIES UNIVERSE!!!!






Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 02, 2010, 10:48:06 PM
I'LL SAVE YOU!!!!! I can enter that world through the highness of cocaine!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jun 02, 2010, 10:54:12 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 02, 2010, 10:45:34 PM
What the... what is this?

*picks up unknown device from the wet, sticky floor of this so-different dimension*

My god...

http://i48.tinypic.com/r79nbd.png

IM IN THE ALIEN MOVIES UNIVERSE!!!!

*Before Biohazard can get high enough, I appear*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fsophie_howard_10.jpg&hash=190903d8d6038de7721bcab8bd7b7d43d6ec089c)

Hello, I'll be your flight attendant for today please fasten your seat belts and...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FLounge.jpg&hash=d128774f3c6d484c265f7144f04205c09913bb04)

PREPARE TO DIE!!!

*Lounging at Chupa*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 02, 2010, 10:58:12 PM
*Lie1295 instantly puffs away from the dimension since he cannot enter this dimension while existing in another one, both Physically and Spiritually*

SILLY OTAKU, YOU CANNOT INTO ALIENS!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha-

*laughter disappears as I'm being dragged away by an alien*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jun 02, 2010, 11:03:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXT9DMXv53c

I'll see you in a week Chupa.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 02, 2010, 11:08:10 PM
*with a facehugger in my mouth*

mhmhmhpmhmphmhpmhppmhi dont think sompmhmphmphmph!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Jun 02, 2010, 11:11:07 PM
*enters thread*

Don't worry Chupa! I'll save you! I've just gotta go through the Star Gate first.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 02, 2010, 11:23:45 PM
MHPMHPMHPMHPMPH!!!!

<<Im stuck in resin, you moron!>>
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jun 02, 2010, 11:38:44 PM
*In an unknown location*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FGettingtohim.jpg&hash=3f6406823742f788f84d5989327b224b42e3de1a)

Lie: Come on people think, how can I be in two places at once?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Jun 02, 2010, 11:44:46 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 02, 2010, 11:23:45 PM
MHPMHPMHPMHPMPH!!!!

<<Im stuck in resin, you moron!>>

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnewine.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F07%2F2001-stargate.jpg&hash=789e25c125c536f2a1a40b7c2033d84462ee536a)

I'm almost there!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 02, 2010, 11:51:34 PM
*Snorts full cup of cocaine*
WOAH....Chupa why did you turn into that!?!?!?!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fofficialdjwm.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F03%2Fweird.jpg&hash=b30a00e124614c3f2dd83dc93a788bd441e064dc)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Jun 04, 2010, 11:43:49 PM
*grunts from the shin kick, but continues to eat cheeseburger, suddenly the bag is empty* how did i finish a buttomless bag of fast food? *sticks his head in bag and then falls into it and lands into the Alien universe* Woah what a mushroom trip. 

*Computer voice* Warning you have 15 mintutes to reach minium safe distance.


Holyshit, looks around, the atmo is melting down. Great i'm in aliens. *Suddenly poof of smoke surrounds him and then his gone* *He reaches safe distance* Wait a tic, I lived through nukes before.  ??? GAH WHAT THE HELLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *poof again* *in queen chamber with Ripley*

Ripley: Who the hell are you?

Ghoul: *smirks dashes and kicks the queens face off.* I just saved you a bunch of trouble now get out of here Ripley!!!!! *Poof again and has some how ended up on the sulaco* *Waits for the others to show up, so he can destory the smuggled eggs, effectively stopping alien 3 and alien 4.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on Jun 05, 2010, 12:16:46 AM
*finds empty bag* Do I smell burgers?
QuoteYes
Not a question my friend. *reaches inside bag and is pulled into the Aliens universe* What the hell *turns to see armed marines* Apon: Blast it!
QuoteYou know your f**ked right?
*Gets blown to pieces and respawns deeper in the hive*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Deathbearer on Jun 05, 2010, 12:18:09 AM
{riding bicycle down the street} la tee da tee da :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 05, 2010, 12:38:46 AM
*talks to producer*

Okay guys, if you stop f**king with the script, we can make it to gateway nice and safe.

however, if any of you touches anything anymore, you will be killed horribly, Hollywood writter style.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 05, 2010, 01:17:25 AM
Richard- but i'm not in the movie !!!!! mwhaahaa
*drinks a dr pepper can while eating a baby
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi45.tinypic.com%2F2vj60qu.png&hash=c19c19c6d4c627638bc423c937ea756ca9dbf5d5)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Jun 05, 2010, 02:15:28 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 05, 2010, 12:38:46 AM
*talks to producer*

Okay guys, if you stop f**king with the script, we can make it to gateway nice and safe.

however, if any of you touches anything anymore, you will be killed horribly, Hollywood writter style.

*exits Star Gate*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.currybet.net%2Fimages%2Farticles%2F2009%2F2001%2F47_starchild2.jpg&hash=10787ff5349ba614ce5188c0a9c897878976862d)

CHUPA. I HAVE ARRIVED. I AM NOW READY TO RESCUE YOU.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Deathbearer on Jun 05, 2010, 02:33:56 AM
{parks bike} O_O

IT'S VAMPIRE FIGHTING TIME!!

{bike turns into giant robot} MUAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! {chargin a lazor}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 05, 2010, 04:35:48 AM
Richard: the fork of truth shall prevale through theses dark times
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi50.tinypic.com%2F2qivh1z.png&hash=a57f3c4bee6b4ac01ac02df50a838c72db42db54)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 05, 2010, 04:48:06 AM
{Pulls out the Mullet of Justice and slaps everyonr with it}

Hahaha! Now what?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Jun 05, 2010, 04:50:31 AM
FOOLISHNESS. I AM OF ENERGY, INTERTWINED INEXORABLY WITH THE VERY FOUNDATIONS OF THIS UNIVERSE.

(This persona is separate from my demon being-of-energy persona.)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 05, 2010, 04:51:09 AM
before macgrubber hits him with the mullet, Richard blocks it with the fork of truth
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 05, 2010, 04:53:54 AM
You bastard! You will pay for what you have done.

{Pulls out a rocket launcher from his mullet and shoots it at Basher's/Richard's face}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 05, 2010, 05:05:25 AM
THE LORD OF DANCE THOSE NOT NEED HIS FACE TO PWN!!!!1111!!!!
* Richard reforms his face and begins to dance*


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi47.tinypic.com%2F2qm0nmf.gif&hash=58839c884960acc8a5fa37be88f47bc7c67ee7de)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 05, 2010, 05:08:52 AM
*Gasps* You-- You burn my mullet? How dare you!

{Takes out a nuclear bomb and shoots it at Basher/Richard}

Yeah, what now?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 05, 2010, 05:20:06 AM
after nuke explosion

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi49.tinypic.com%2Fm8p8n8.gif&hash=327a2f8593c13d6469978f09580909cd4541337a)

(the cut off part is actully my sig lol)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 05, 2010, 05:22:54 AM
{Laughs evilly because Richard is now lost in some white space of time}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 05, 2010, 05:31:33 AM
Richard has returned!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi49.tinypic.com%2Fdqps9c.png&hash=e5a59b3ce6224b3f5bb5821a8844520031ec7720)


with help  ;D
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi46.tinypic.com%2Fv42n4m.jpg&hash=76a48d0be03b3a8e9e3804d00e35e0bc8c749bfc)
mafia monkey
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 05, 2010, 05:42:31 AM
Great Scott! It's my worst enemy! Mafia Monkey. We meet again...

{Pulls out shotgun and aims at the monkey's face}

Any last words before we die, monkey boy?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 05, 2010, 05:52:23 AM
Richard yells: for PONIES! (throws fork of truth and it knocks the shotgun out of macs hand while Mafia monkey points his gun at Macs head,)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi47.tinypic.com%2F11gh85c.png&hash=0fa6b67185a33266e49c0112c18d47dacdc83f94)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 05, 2010, 01:44:07 PM
Very good, Richard. Very, very good. But not good enough!

{The mullet gets a hold of Mafia Monkey's weapon and shoots both the monkey and Richard in the side of the head}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 05, 2010, 01:56:15 PM
Richard: ha a single bullet cannot kill me!

charges at Mac and his mullet with his hand fork of truth
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi46.tinypic.com%2F28itcee.png&hash=135963a47a2833de3c0bcb78d92f02d9b64adddb)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 05, 2010, 01:58:41 PM
{Dodges Richard and his fork of truth. Then pulls a Desert Eagle and fires it at the fork}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 05, 2010, 02:03:47 PM
*Sips tea*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 05, 2010, 02:05:58 PM
Richard; luckily i'm traind in the way of being a bearlock

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi46.tinypic.com%2F2usijw3.png&hash=cdd84c6c76929f1e43df6dd939051df1970feb27)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 05, 2010, 02:29:21 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 05, 2010, 02:03:47 PM
*Sips tea*
{Takes the tea cup from Omega's hand and throws it in his head}

Quote from: Basher917 on Jun 05, 2010, 02:05:58 PM
Richard; luckily i'm traind in the way of being a bearlock

http://i46.tinypic.com/2usijw3.png
{Shoots Richard with a tranquilizer gun and eats him while he's asleep.}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 05, 2010, 03:25:31 PM
ha! Richard is undead, so he is filled with various dieseases!
*Richard reforms from macs dead body*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi47.tinypic.com%2Fqqdg1e.png&hash=9f0642ae6c12ed57e622a59c9374cfa2f8548ce0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 05, 2010, 05:38:22 PM
*takes Basher Comic Strips way*

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP FLOODING THIS THREAD WITH YOUR SHITTY COMICS?!?!?!

*looks at Purebreed and scowls*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 05, 2010, 05:45:25 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 05, 2010, 05:38:22 PM
*takes Basher Comic Strips way*

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP FLOODING THIS THREAD WITH YOUR SHITTY COMICS?!?!?!

*looks at Purebreed and scowls*

meh
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 05, 2010, 05:48:33 PM
Quote from: MacGruber on Jun 05, 2010, 02:29:21 PM
{Takes the tea cup from Omega's hand and throws it in his head}
*Looks at all the Tea on the floor*
...
You...
*Turns to MG*
YOU.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.premiere.com%2Fvar%2Fezflow_site%2Fstorage%2Fimages%2Flist%2Fthe-15-greatest-scary-flicks-ever-remade%2F8.-godzilla%2F62871-1-eng-US%2F8.-Godzilla_imagelarge.jpg&hash=43fcade3317b8cc56bfe74521f7bf429b07198fe)
YOU WASTED TEA.
*Begins to Chase MacGruber furiously*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 05, 2010, 08:05:49 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 05, 2010, 05:38:22 PM
*takes Basher Comic Strips way*

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP FLOODING THIS THREAD WITH YOUR SHITTY COMICS?!?!?!

*looks at Purebreed and scowls*

Hey! I've been watching this thread since I left! Waiting for order to restore! This is the final straw, calling my comics shitty? MY COMICS?! You, sir, are a fool!

For comic book enthusiasts everywhere, DIE!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2F50-1.jpg&hash=a5fefa15fc0539a2f2ab4cefc327bf70f098bd17)

QuoteWow, he unleashed a monster.
QuoteYup.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on Jun 05, 2010, 08:10:20 PM
*exits the Alien universe* What a rush!
QuoteHey look more gunfire
Yeah I see it. We meet again PureBreedAlien, but this will be the last.
QuoteLiar
Shutup. *Throws PureBreedAlien into a dumpster*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 05, 2010, 08:12:12 PM
I'm done kicking ass, I'm back to watching in the shadows once more. I will return, once the thread reaches a certain page number pre-decided by myself, I will return.

[Exits thread]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 05, 2010, 10:37:45 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 05, 2010, 05:48:33 PM
Quote from: MacGruber on Jun 05, 2010, 02:29:21 PM
{Takes the tea cup from Omega's hand and throws it in his head}
*Looks at all the Tea on the floor*
...
You...
*Turns to MG*
YOU.
http://www.premiere.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/list/the-15-greatest-scary-flicks-ever-remade/8.-godzilla/62871-1-eng-US/8.-Godzilla_imagelarge.jpg
YOU WASTED TEA.
*Begins to Chase MacGruber furiously*
{Calls out Jet fighter planes and ordered them to kill Godzilla with heat-seeking missiles}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 05, 2010, 11:05:19 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsonic1997.deviantart.com%2F%23%2Fd2r6nd1&hash=f4d543a18bb698807f2cb0eae84e146ee8ada0a6)

This is Insane! And OZ is a giant lizard thus cold blooded... so no heatseekers lol.

EDIT: Any idea why the pic wont show? http://sonic1997.deviantart.com/#/d2r6nd1
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 06, 2010, 01:16:20 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 05, 2010, 11:05:19 PM
http://sonic1997.deviantart.com/#/d2r6nd1

This is Insane! And OZ is a giant lizard thus cold blooded... so no heatseekers lol.

EDIT: Any idea why the pic wont show? http://sonic1997.deviantart.com/#/d2r6nd1

THE f**k!?!?!?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJXR280wbEg


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 06, 2010, 03:58:58 AM
lol I was bored...
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
>:( DONT JUDGE ME!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 06, 2010, 04:31:04 AM
Quote from: Deathbearer on Jun 05, 2010, 02:33:56 AM
{parks bike} O_O

IT'S VAMPIRE FIGHTING TIME!!

{bike turns into giant robot} MUAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! {chargin a lazor}
You watch andventure time??? That show is the shit!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 06, 2010, 05:06:11 AM
{Beats up xxxBIOHAZARDxxx with his own skull for saying that AdventureTime is a good show}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 06, 2010, 05:37:47 AM
Spoiler
So who looked at the picture?
[close]
:P

By the way adventure time is horrible...Dont kill me plz.
Besides im a ghost so...
Touches MacGruber's mullet and stares at him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 06, 2010, 05:47:10 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 06, 2010, 05:37:47 AM
Spoiler
So who looked at the picture?
[close]
:P

I did. It was kinda funny. :D

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 06, 2010, 05:37:47 AM

Touches MacGruber's mullet and stares at him.
{Gives Cap. Fitzgerald a "WTF" look and slaps him across the face}

Hey, if you want to touch a person's mullet and stare at him, go to TJ Doc. I think he don't mind people staring at him and/or touching him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on Jun 06, 2010, 08:59:56 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 06, 2010, 01:16:20 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 05, 2010, 11:05:19 PM
http://sonic1997.deviantart.com/#/d2r6nd1

This is Insane! And OZ is a giant lizard thus cold blooded... so no heatseekers lol.

EDIT: Any idea why the pic wont show? http://sonic1997.deviantart.com/#/d2r6nd1

THE f**k!?!?!?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJXR280wbEg
You Bastered  *lunges*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 06, 2010, 09:04:30 AM
Quote from: MacGruber on Jun 05, 2010, 10:37:45 PM
{Calls out Jet fighter planes and ordered them to kill Godzilla with heat-seeking missiles}
You know.... Fitzgerald is right!
*Chomps on Jet Fighters*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 06, 2010, 11:02:02 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 05, 2010, 11:05:19 PM
http://sonic1997.deviantart.com/#/d2r6nd1

This is Insane! And OZ is a giant lizard thus cold blooded... so no heatseekers lol.

EDIT: Any idea why the pic wont show? http://sonic1997.deviantart.com/#/d2r6nd1

You my friend, have earned yourself a Deviant Watcher.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 06, 2010, 01:10:57 PM
* talks to himself*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi47.tinypic.com%2F2emihs7.png&hash=0260931ba50948420707caafdb3d53428254235c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 06, 2010, 01:19:04 PM
Pfffft!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi50.tinypic.com%2F15hifqf.jpg&hash=bfe1876d5d0b77a09a3c751ee9bc0cca465cf746)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 06, 2010, 01:34:00 PM
Richard: i pitty your attempts of destroying me!

*blows up OZ's army of robo xeno terminators while his army attacks OZ*

Richard: now were's my fork?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 06, 2010, 01:39:56 PM
Smart guy... didn't you know that if you kill one of those, 100 of them replace it out? Biohazard should have told you so. ;)
Since those were 1000... 1000x100= 100000.
So... Attack him out, boys!
*Army covers Basher*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 06, 2010, 01:45:55 PM
Richard: that tickles, but luckily, i have something called commen sence,.... kinda
*the army disappears*
Richard: so i can control space and time!, cool

*in space the army is wondering how it got there*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 06, 2010, 01:47:39 PM
Hey!
*Brings Army Back*

*Opens Black Hole*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.greatians.com%2Fphysics%2Funiverse%2Fblack%2520hole_files%2Ffigure%2520ue.1.2.jpg&hash=cf17b48fc2f7054a3994ad7d34c517acaea52602)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 06, 2010, 03:03:00 PM
*opens another black hole right next to the first*

*the both suck eachother until they dissapear*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 06, 2010, 04:57:08 PM
Thanks Chupa for doing that. As a present for your heroic act, here's a live grenade.

{Throws the grenade to Chupa and he explodes into a million pieces}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Jun 06, 2010, 05:23:44 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 06, 2010, 03:03:00 PM
*opens another black hole right next to the first*

*the both suck eachother until they dissapear*

No you fool! They've combined into a supermassive black hole, you idiot!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 06, 2010, 06:18:03 PM
This thread doesn't make any sence any more? reproducing robots? while there dieing? thats disgusting

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi46.tinypic.com%2F2wp87s9.gif&hash=8ab819bfc4661aacc46e42e2ac4f93a7f5d47e25)

( untill further notice, this thread is very reaptive, nothing really random )
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 06, 2010, 06:36:22 PM
*Takes Basher back to thread*
I'm not done with you yet!
*Punches Basher*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The PredBen on Jun 06, 2010, 06:40:01 PM
What on Earth is this thread?

* Commits Suicide *
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on Jun 06, 2010, 06:41:10 PM
This thread is going down the pan since the random killing and over all retardedness started and you guys all know it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: VEF214 on Jun 06, 2010, 06:49:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJVBYV76LT0

*begins to summon demons*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 06, 2010, 09:16:53 PM
So every two pages ima make a sketch and put it on Deviantart because im bored.
GET FIGHTING PEOPLES! You need to fill up this page a bit.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: VEF214 on Jun 06, 2010, 09:18:25 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 06, 2010, 09:16:53 PM
So every two pages ima make a sketch and put it on Deviantart because im bored.
GET FIGHTING PEOPLES! You need to fill up this page a bit.

*smashes Cap. Fitzgerald with a wooden chair over the head*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 07, 2010, 02:24:53 AM
I got killed a while back......like 23 pages. Thus ima ghost so you cant hurt me. Anyways may i suggest
MOAR FIGHTING?!?  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 07, 2010, 03:34:00 AM
Richard: surprised nobody took out my army of undead, and surprised how OZ lived after every limb in his body being torn to shreads
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 07, 2010, 01:09:11 PM
You are never sure.
*regrows limbs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 07, 2010, 02:35:50 PM
*the million parts melt into liquid and get togeter again*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2F2duh7c2.jpg&hash=b545dd7c7f212f573f7e0764521f7d8a73162319)


*tickles the living shit out of Omega*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 07, 2010, 02:38:35 PM
When did you get cut to pieces anyway? ???

And not this shit again!
*Burps at Acheronsis*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 07, 2010, 02:43:36 PM
i exploded with a grenade, remember?

*wipes vomit away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 07, 2010, 02:45:16 PM
I think I am missing something lol ???
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 07, 2010, 02:49:53 PM
A'right! if i cant defeat this Omegazilla with Heat seeking missiles, i think we are going to need something a little more powerful!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k42t9IRpaAE
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 07, 2010, 02:56:07 PM
Not 'enuf.
Good snack though.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 07, 2010, 03:01:33 PM
so thats not enough?

Fine, ill send my most powerful plane PLUS some AC/DC:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bMfrixJyWc
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 07, 2010, 03:02:23 PM
What a cool model!
GIMME
*Takes the Plane and plays with it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 07, 2010, 03:03:26 PM
here you go:

*gives plane to Omega*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onruELXpQEc
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 07, 2010, 03:27:23 PM

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi47.tinypic.com%2F20h0pro.jpg&hash=fe888764fbfa934427755ff6c4cad20161362cc2)

Richard: let's get started
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Richard.H on Jun 07, 2010, 03:51:16 PM
*yawn* What? What did I miss?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 07, 2010, 03:54:35 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 07, 2010, 03:03:26 PM
here you go:

*gives plane to Omega*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onruELXpQEc
Woooo
*Plays with the tank and the plane*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 07, 2010, 05:47:47 PM
Drawing pic now. Its basically Omega playing with the tank and plane while everyone watches.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 07, 2010, 05:48:04 PM
:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 07, 2010, 05:59:33 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 07, 2010, 05:48:04 PM
:D
would you like to be Zilla or Pussyface (lol) in the pic
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 07, 2010, 06:00:48 PM
My avatar lol :D

And wait... *checks in pocket*
What is this?
*Puts glasses*
OH MY....
It's Lie's Skull I stole from Skinner!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 07, 2010, 06:14:54 PM
almost done... then i have to upload it to DA and...ugh
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 07, 2010, 06:16:25 PM
necron lord telaports next to Richard, they look at each other for a minute and stare,
both NL and richard: Who the hell are you?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 07, 2010, 06:22:22 PM
I dunno who you two are, but I'm sure about one thing: I don't like the Necron Lord. *Deletes Necron Lord from Existence*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 07, 2010, 06:23:53 PM
scaning it now!  ;D less than five minutes
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 07, 2010, 06:25:49 PM
Necron lord telaports back,

NL : ha! i'm one of the millions of Necron lords in the universe!
*both richard and the necron lord destroy OZ with gaus and fire
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 07, 2010, 06:26:03 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 07, 2010, 06:23:53 PM
scaning it now!  ;D less than five minutes
Can't wait! I hope I'm in the pic. ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 07, 2010, 06:26:59 PM
Quote from: Jack Torrance on Jun 07, 2010, 06:26:03 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 07, 2010, 06:23:53 PM
scaning it now!  ;D less than five minutes
Can't wait! I hope I'm in the pic. ;D

me too!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 07, 2010, 06:27:57 PM
And you think that gaus and fire could tickle me when I survived Nukes, Atomizing Rays, Black Holes and the Mel Queen? Fools! *Deletes all Necron Lords from Existence*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 07, 2010, 06:34:05 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 07, 2010, 06:27:57 PM
And you think that Gauss and fire could tickle me when I survived Nukes, Atomizing Rays, Black Holes and the Mel Queen? Fools! *Deletes all Necron Lords from Existence*
Richard: silly OZ, you can't delete things  that are trying to destroy you, like a frost wyrm ( witch are ten story high undead dragons)
*Frost wyrm drops from a nearbye cliff and tackles OZ.*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi45.tinypic.com%2F2v01nk9.jpg&hash=c8a53b5140ad94ca6ad55ef3245efe5c7689cd25)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 07, 2010, 06:36:52 PM
How cute!
*Wyrm bites Finger*
Hey! >:(
*Bites the Frost Wyrm's head off*

And you wonder how I delete things from existence? I have this!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vmguru.nl%2Fwordpress%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F03%2Fcalculator.jpg&hash=56a3148607c102d2f2b38f06eece117c42e831a6)
DA CALCULATORZ OF DOOM!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 07, 2010, 06:43:27 PM
the only wepon i need is Logic! tell him Shockwave
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi47.tinypic.com%2F35bf4nc.jpg&hash=8e60e6729e417269815963ec6b5f8aa05cfbca35)

Shockwave: no one is impossible to kill
OZ's COD disappears
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 07, 2010, 06:44:58 PM
Quote from: Basher917 on Jun 07, 2010, 06:43:27 PM
Shockwave: no one is impossible to kill
That including you.
*Rips Shockwave's spark off of his very chest*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 07, 2010, 06:45:20 PM
DONE!  ;D
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsonic1997.deviantart.com%2F%23%2Fd2rbcvm&hash=8bb7b5007a7a99d13b266c7ccd87e81126d6eaab)

And in case it doesnt work. I link!!! http://sonic1997.deviantart.com/#/d2rbcvm

btw calculater of doom...COD... call of duty...  :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 07, 2010, 06:47:20 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 07, 2010, 06:45:20 PM
DONE!  ;D
http://sonic1997.deviantart.com/#/d2rbcvm

And in case it doesnt work. I link!!! http://sonic1997.deviantart.com/#/d2rbcvm

btw calculater of doom...COD... call of duty...  :o

awesome work dude
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 07, 2010, 06:47:29 PM
wait its 116! I need to draw a new pic... :-X

Fine starting page 120 its every 5 pages so you guys get two new pics... fill the pages!
Quote from: Basher917 on Jun 07, 2010, 06:47:20 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 07, 2010, 06:45:20 PM
DONE!  ;D
http://sonic1997.deviantart.com/#/d2rbcvm

And in case it doesnt work. I link!!! http://sonic1997.deviantart.com/#/d2rbcvm

btw calculater of doom...COD... call of duty...  :o

awesome work dude
thanks
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 07, 2010, 06:48:05 PM
God I LOVE That!!! :D :D :D Godzilla's expression is just priceless
EDIT: Oh, just seen the first try! Very good also! ;) :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 07, 2010, 06:56:20 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 07, 2010, 06:44:58 PM
Quote from: Basher917 on Jun 07, 2010, 06:43:27 PM
Shockwave: no one is impossible to kill
That including you.
*Rips Shockwave's spark off of his very chest*

Richard freezes OZ, and then melts it, with nothing left

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi47.tinypic.com%2F14vp83a.png&hash=cb1499edc6188c1cbf2857e230a7df5027d86007)

ooh the handfork of truth!
*stabs Necron lord and it blows up*
Richard: wow, i over did it didn't i?

*summons CF's ghost*
Richard: what do you think?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 07, 2010, 06:58:31 PM
not very overdone... I can still draw that. IMAGES ARE FLOATING IN MY HEAD!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 07, 2010, 07:02:13 PM
*Reforms from Blob*

Say hello to the Newcomer!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg374.imageshack.us%2Fimg374%2F1550%2Fitsarly23yi.jpg&hash=889dd47facf6bd05e41d3c1c5085a0d0671bddc3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 07, 2010, 07:03:20 PM
wtf. Lol should i start now or later?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 07, 2010, 07:04:45 PM
Richard slices Newcomer's head off and another handfork comes out of other wrist while he faces off OZ,

Richard: one will stand, while i get an taco
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald



link=topic=28479.msg748901#msg748901 date=1275937400

wtf. Lol should i start now or later?

go ahead, whenever you want
(BTW how do you like new avatar?)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 07, 2010, 07:07:15 PM
The only way for richard to fight Godzilla is for the newcomer to release a mega mushroom lol!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 07, 2010, 07:10:49 PM
Newcomer! :'(
I will miss you!
*Gets a big Pulse Rifle*
AND NOOOOOW
*Shoots randomly*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 07, 2010, 07:14:16 PM
*Richard runs up OZ's tail and jumps into his ear, and squeezes through to his brain, and turns himself into rubber, and use a mind controlling spell to make OZ destroy Washington D.C
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 07, 2010, 07:15:24 PM
I like the new avatar it looks evilish. I like evilish stuff.


EDIT: OMG OMG OMG OMG! OBAMA LOOK OUT!
NO! there goes his head
DOUBLE EDIT: I AM GAINING POWER! picture postponed.... need to look for alien competition pic. Its in my room somewhere.

TRIPLE EDIT!!!!!!!!: I have gained ultimate ascension! But anyways umm picture going up soon. Alien pic was destroyed made a new one. its on Deviantart.

QUADRUPLE EDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: I AM THE PERFECT ORGANISM! Ok any ways heres the pic
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsonic1997.deviantart.com%2Fart%2FDont-ask-3-166842911&hash=94e6257df7416c2a95cd75ee08f33417e1458c3f)
And in case it doesnt work like always I LINK!!!!! http://sonic1997.deviantart.com/art/Dont-ask-3-166842911
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 07, 2010, 11:21:16 PM
i will destroy Omegazilla in the most Horrible way Possible!

I wll MARRY him!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bloominbrides.com%2Fwp-content%2Fphotos%2Fbridezilla.jpg&hash=dc6622b3e4a68bfff02e4ab4658b7e586559d720)

Gentlemen, i present you, Ms Omegazilla!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 07, 2010, 11:47:04 PM
Whoa dude, never thought you rolled like that...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 07, 2010, 11:48:26 PM
Richard: no! the love is breaking the curse!
*Richard gets launched out of OZ's brain due to high amount of brain waves*
Richard: i will have my revenge!

in space somewere Richard is surrounded by thousands of Necron lords
Richard: but, how?
*OZ's doom calculator is carried by two necron lords and the screen says "get him"
Richard: F**K,...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 08, 2010, 12:37:39 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 07, 2010, 11:21:16 PM
i will destroy Omegazilla in the most Horrible way Possible!

I wll MARRY him!

http://www.bloominbrides.com/wp-content/photos/bridezilla.jpg

Gentlemen, i present you, Ms Omegazilla!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJXR280wbEg
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 08, 2010, 12:47:43 AM
*Comes back into thread, drug free*
Back on the bounty huntin' job...Anyone want someone dead???
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fstarwars%2Fimages%2F5%2F58%2FBobaFettMain2.jpg&hash=12165d32373181244e723398ca3cefc67fea438b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 08, 2010, 12:52:05 AM
Yeah umm... Can you kill OmegaZilla for me. I'll pay you two kagillion dollars.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 08, 2010, 01:45:40 AM
K.
*Hunts for 3 months, finds OZ in a hole in afghanistan.*
So, any last words?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F38780%2F807859-boba_fett_10_super.jpg&hash=1331b143a56181dbb9a8bb26fdc4f0d81d325f0a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Jun 08, 2010, 01:48:50 AM
*Snipes Bioharzard before he can complete his misson!!!*

;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 08, 2010, 01:54:10 AM
*Gets back up*
You seem to forget about my helmet, noob.
*Kills First Blood with long range blaster*
Why do you assholes always interfere?
*Shoots OZ in head casually, returns to Jack Torrence frozen in carbonite*
All work and no play makes Bio a dull boy, huh? Heh heh.... I believe you owe me two kagillion dollars.
*Puts out expectant hand*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Jun 08, 2010, 01:56:06 AM
Asshole??

You're the one who messed with Solo and lost.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 08, 2010, 01:57:57 AM
There are many occaisions where solo just got lucky. I would have killed him on those occasions. And could solo survive the sarlacc? I didn't think so.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 08, 2010, 02:21:52 AM
Ricahard floating in space with abunch of Necron lord parts urronding him,
Richard: i'm bored
*gets sucked into a black hole*
Telaports next to Bioh hazard
Richard: who are you, well at least i'm on earth again
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 08, 2010, 02:36:50 AM
Name's Boba Fett. Want me to kill someone for a fee?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 08, 2010, 02:39:19 AM
Richard: kill first blood, i'll give you 1,000,000 credits
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 08, 2010, 03:01:14 AM
*chops off first bloods head*
Here you go.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 08, 2010, 03:02:42 AM
*pays bio the credits*
now to fry this and code it with baby blood and tears
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Jun 08, 2010, 03:03:53 AM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 08, 2010, 03:01:14 AM
*chops off first bloods head*
Here you go.

Fool! That was an android of myself.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/gallery/albums/movies/alien/dvdcaptures/dvdcapture319.jpg)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 08, 2010, 03:14:23 AM
*Chops off real first bloods head.*
Yep, the blood's red, it's real.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 08, 2010, 03:17:18 AM
Richard takes the real FB head, ( gives Bio hazard extra 100,000 credits) turns the android one real and roasts both of them and eats them
Richard: chewy!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 08, 2010, 06:06:56 AM
*Looks at Biohazard.*  YOU!  :o

Begins to float away slowly out of thread.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Anonymous684 on Jun 08, 2010, 09:46:22 AM
Uncanny Psycho grabs Fitz's ankle and snaps it causing him to seize floating away!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 08, 2010, 12:03:26 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 07, 2010, 11:21:16 PM
i will destroy Omegazilla in the most Horrible way Possible!

I wll MARRY him!

http://www.bloominbrides.com/wp-content/photos/bridezilla.jpg

Gentlemen, i present you, Ms Omegazilla!
I am already engaged! Plus you smell bad!

And I feel tickly in the head... what is that, a flea?
*Finds Basher*
Um.... yeah, something close.
*snaps Basher's back*

And Biohazard, how the f**k would you think I would want to go to Afghanistan? :D :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 08, 2010, 01:15:06 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 08, 2010, 12:03:26 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 07, 2010, 11:21:16 PM
i will destroy Omegazilla in the most Horrible way Possible!

I wll MARRY him!

http://www.bloominbrides.com/wp-content/photos/bridezilla.jpg

Gentlemen, i present you, Ms Omegazilla!
I am already engaged! Plus you smell bad!

And I feel tickly in the head... what is that, a flea?
*Finds Basher*
Um.... yeah, something close.
*snaps Basher's back*

And Biohazard, how the f**k would you think I would want to go to Afghanistan? :D :D
(note: Richard has been out for awhile)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 08, 2010, 01:21:01 PM
I dunn care.
I'll just... TICK TICK TICK
uh?
*Looks at clock*
Oh sorry, it's my hour of tea now.
*Drinks Tea*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 08, 2010, 01:34:20 PM

you forget the
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi49.tinypic.com%2F2kgdx2.jpg&hash=1a949cc38c5db74da60d86b35b75e8377e2f58c2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 08, 2010, 01:35:18 PM
OMG TRUTH TRUTH
THIS TEA IS FROM BRITAIN
I FORCED THE VERY QUEEN TO GIVE IT TO ME
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 08, 2010, 02:20:04 PM
Well i have her hostage!
*holds up knife to a queen's throat
wait this is the queen of a forigin contry
*slits the lady's throat*
takes knife and stabs Oz's eye and gets on a motorcycle and drives away
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 08, 2010, 02:22:39 PM
I have armored eyes!
*stares deeply*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 08, 2010, 02:56:54 PM
*walks away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 08, 2010, 02:58:43 PM
You can't walk away when I am staring!
*Stares Acheronsis*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 08, 2010, 03:01:28 PM
*turns around*

Where we are going i wont need any eyes
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi72.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fi165%2Fmspier01%2FEventHorizonEyes.jpg&hash=e2d6f76ca0d50e7abc8a75b86760a1687f0078fc)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 08, 2010, 03:16:02 PM
Fine 'Enuf.

*Sells Acheronsis' eyes on eBay*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 08, 2010, 03:24:14 PM
Looks on ebay
Richard: ooohhhh! human eyballs!
*buys it and eats them*
richard: sqishy!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 08, 2010, 06:41:04 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 08, 2010, 06:06:56 AM
*Looks at Biohazard.*  YOU!  :o

Begins to float away slowly out of thread.
Quote from: Uncanny Psycho on Jun 08, 2010, 09:46:22 AM
Uncanny Psycho grabs Fitz's ankle and snaps it causing him to seize floating away!
Thanks, psyco.
*Walks slowly toward Fitz FINISH HIM is heard, Picks up Fitz, jams hand into the base of fitz's neck, pulls out spine with head still attached*
FATALITY

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 08, 2010, 06:50:49 PM
I AM ALREADY BLAMING DEAD BIOHAZARD!
Also i require time to draw a picture then you may try to kill me even though im already dead :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 08, 2010, 06:52:28 PM
Draw a picture, why?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 08, 2010, 06:54:01 PM
Look at the past pages. Ive been drawing pictures of everything that happens in this thread. I have to draw page 118 now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 08, 2010, 06:59:40 PM
K, cool. Whatever.
*Beats the living Shit out of OmegaZilla*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 08, 2010, 07:00:28 PM
Not this Shit (pun intended) again!
*Living shit attacks Biohazard*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 08, 2010, 07:05:09 PM
Alas, the oppertune page number has passed. I am too late, I have failed my mission.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpoolsuicide.jpg&hash=95e45c7a051790d31e6458d3d33b34f793ffdb77)

QuoteHe does know that was pointless, right? That he'll just get up again in a few pages?

QuoteSure, but who cares? We got to see him commit suici- I think I'm fading away.

QuoteHuh, weird. Oh wait, I'm going too. Seems the bullet somehow killed u-

*Wakes Up*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadPoolTemplate-1-2.jpg&hash=c4b1dd26c565f0134691f70a3a551451ae9c2aca)

I'll be back, and hopefully I'll get some answers this time.


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 08, 2010, 07:08:53 PM
PBA! Haven't seen you here in a while.
*Blasts peices of living shit*
Gotten any jobs, lately?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 08, 2010, 07:12:02 PM
Great, you have blasted peices.
Living Shit is still covering you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 08, 2010, 07:18:34 PM
almost done need to draw Biohazard and UncannyPsycho
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 08, 2010, 07:22:52 PM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 08, 2010, 07:08:53 PM
PBA! Haven't seen you here in a while.
*Blasts peices of living shit*
Gotten any jobs, lately?

I... I don't remember. Last thing I remember is that something happened like this on page 97:

Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 19, 2010, 03:27:10 PM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 19, 2010, 11:29:27 AM
Uh...hork hork hork hork! Was that good enough?

Yep.

So, see ya on the battlefield?

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Emoticons/e26969.gif  :ohttp://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Emoticons/e26966.gif


So, are we partners or something?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 08, 2010, 07:23:58 PM
No.
I hired you giving you a Money Tree!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.economicpopulist.org%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2Fmoney_tree02.jpg&hash=ebd3d8ea964ba2c8dfeda141a2875371e3aa2acc)
It's a use-and-put in the bin though. :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 08, 2010, 07:26:47 PM
You did? Oh boy!

*jumps into money tree*

Quack!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 08, 2010, 08:04:04 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsonic1997.deviantart.com%2F%23%2Fd2re4js&hash=6820b2083c7a8f19bfa263f9170f24e4c26ac7a5)

It probably wont work. Ill bet money on it so I LINK!!!! http://sonic1997.deviantart.com/#/d2re4js
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 08, 2010, 09:33:45 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jun 08, 2010, 07:22:52 PM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 08, 2010, 07:08:53 PM
PBA! Haven't seen you here in a while.
*Blasts peices of living shit*
Gotten any jobs, lately?

I... I don't remember. Last thing I remember is that something happened like this on page 97:

Quote from: Purebreedalien on May 19, 2010, 03:27:10 PM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on May 19, 2010, 11:29:27 AM
Uh...hork hork hork hork! Was that good enough?

Yep.

So, see ya on the battlefield?

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Emoticons/e26969.gif  :ohttp://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Emoticons/e26966.gif


So, are we partners or something?

Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 08, 2010, 11:29:11 PM
Richard: mwhahaha! i am back! and i will destroy you all! *coughs* prepare to meet the might of my skeleton
(sry thought i changed that while reviewing first post) army!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi47.tinypic.com%2F2emj690.jpg&hash=f19fa5b0730277feca87ccfc77b64f6b35b8fa3f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 09, 2010, 12:12:11 AM
Uhhhhhh......Those are skeletons.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on Jun 09, 2010, 03:52:15 AM
They are no match for douché-baggery. *I take a package labeled top secret DO NOT OPEN, and I throw it in the middle of the skeleton/robot army. Unable to resist they open it an die a horrible death.*      Top Secret DO NOT OPEN   
Spoiler
Sorry but I said don't open.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 09, 2010, 03:53:58 AM
*Falls on ground, convulsing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Jun 09, 2010, 05:33:59 AM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 09, 2010, 03:53:58 AM
*Falls on ground, convulsing*
*Jabs Biohazard with needle Pulp Fiction style*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 09, 2010, 05:43:21 AM
*Jumps up crazily*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-68s4g1-pVY
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 09, 2010, 06:58:25 AM
*Runs*

I need the sheep cannon! I need the sheep cannon!

Where is it!? Who has it?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2010, 11:57:41 AM
Fitzgerald, could you post the picture with tinypic or something? It says that there's the mature filter on.

Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jun 09, 2010, 06:58:25 AM
I need the sheep cannon! I need the sheep cannon!

Where is it!? Who has it?!
*Throws Sheep Cannon to PBA*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 09, 2010, 11:59:24 AM
OOC:
Spoiler
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2010, 11:57:41 AM
Fitzgerald, could you post the picture with tinypic or something? It says that there's the mature filter on.

Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jun 09, 2010, 06:58:25 AM
I need the sheep cannon! I need the sheep cannon!

Where is it!? Who has it?!
*Throws Sheep Cannon to PBA*
He needs to upload them to photobucket before DeviantArt, really.
[close]

Yes! My sheep-y-wheep-y cannon! Time to kick whoever's ass needs to be kicked!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2010, 12:01:42 PM
Spoiler
I dunno lol. Can you see it? 'Cause I can't.
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 09, 2010, 12:05:19 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2010, 12:01:42 PM
Spoiler
I dunno lol. Can you see it? 'Cause I can't.
[close]
OOC:
Spoiler
I can, because I am a member of DeviantArt and I have to decide whether to see it or not since it's been restricted.
[close]

*Waits silently*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2010, 12:21:10 PM
Spoiler
Take a screenshot of it and show it plz plz
[close]

I think we should wait for a bit now. Wanna drink tea?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fse.ethz.ch%2Fpeople%2Fleitner%2Ferl_g%2Fimage%2Ftea_cup_small.jpg&hash=ead64d2807e4ea0268bbab0ed355184476e92d2c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 09, 2010, 12:32:09 PM
OOC:
Spoiler
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/159/e/a/Dont_ask_4_by_SONIC1997.jpg Does that work?
[close]

Tea? I don't like tea... but I won't waste it. Everybody knows what happens if you waste tea in front of the big G.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2010, 12:35:21 PM
Spoiler
Thanks!
[close]

Some Lemon Soda then?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rama-restaurants-bali.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2Ffood_big%2FBC%2Fbitter%2520Lemon%2520Soda.jpg&hash=dc209abd6f7e5180c6201a9f787baeb54fd38f4a)
*Sips Lemon Soda*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 09, 2010, 01:03:12 PM
Lemon soda? Sure! It's yellow, like my boxes!

*sips lemon soda* Ahhh. Refreshing on a warm summer's day. (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26954.gif&hash=b5bea980074114d7c7e556dcdb7b0f90f909399f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 09, 2010, 03:20:00 PM
*Interrupts Purebreedalien's drinking time by creating a huge hole in his front door with an axe. Then he puts his head in the middle of the hole and stares at Purebreed.*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CMmwVRAtaI
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 09, 2010, 03:23:13 PM
*stares blankly*

'Sup? Want a lemon soda?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2F50-2.jpg&hash=8d0d2d1a5b0c13fd7b1c873d25ebf713b1874b66)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2010, 03:23:27 PM
You can't kill the people I hire!
*Breaks Jack's Axe in 12345 different parts*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 09, 2010, 03:24:40 PM
*rips up thread*
Richard: there, see? all over,
*Richard sees a No fun sign right next to him*
Richard: wonder who puts this there?, huh
burns sign and opens a door behid him, steps through it, closes it and burns it so no one can go in or go out
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 09, 2010, 03:25:20 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2010, 03:23:27 PM
You can't kill the people I hire!
*Breaks Jack's Axe in 12345 different parts*

Dude, he's just staring. Chill out. Have some more soda, and a chimichanga. (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26962.gif&hash=affac5bbb9a75ed21560f176154a26e7d45e4e3c)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 09, 2010, 03:25:53 PM
Quote from: Basher917 on Jun 09, 2010, 03:24:40 PM
*rips up thread*
Richard: there, see? all over,
*Richard sees a No fun sign right next to him*
Richard: wonder who puts this there?, huh
burns sign and opens a door behid him, steps through it, closes it and burns it so no one can go in or go out
>:O

*Runs away to buy himself another axe*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 09, 2010, 03:27:05 PM
Aww, you scared him off, Zilla. Bad boy! Bad! (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26970.gif&hash=e1d760b46bb8eeb4437a07e8aa7ffb5270068854)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2010, 03:29:04 PM
*Laughs maniacally*
Er, 'scuse me.
HAHHAhr... emr.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 09, 2010, 03:31:45 PM
*Comes back with a new axe and stares at Purebreed and Omega weirdly.*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FJack_Nicholson_shining.jpg&hash=fd4281ddba00540d504000b617fe9c46ff204e13)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2010, 03:33:33 PM
So you are staring!
You are staring!
I only can stare!
*Stares at JT*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 09, 2010, 03:33:47 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FJack_Nicholson_shining.jpg&hash=fd4281ddba00540d504000b617fe9c46ff204e13)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 09, 2010, 03:34:38 PM
Wow. staring is kinda creepy when you do it. I wonder why...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool__Oh_by_Ricard08-1-1.jpg&hash=1b2661af71a8100a10ab77d42deddeb9662184df)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 09, 2010, 03:35:20 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FJack_Nicholson_shining.jpg&hash=fd4281ddba00540d504000b617fe9c46ff204e13)

"I love your mask, Pure. It's so... tight."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2010, 03:38:56 PM
*Stares even more deeply*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth08.deviantart.net%2Ffs5%2F150%2Fi%2F2004%2F272%2F1%2Fa%2Fmy_godzilla_eye_by_orangetopatos.jpg&hash=012cb9278e709dd7d80fbf79ec758811e3d3725a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 09, 2010, 03:39:42 PM
Quote from: Jack Torrance on Jun 09, 2010, 03:35:20 PM
http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn282/avpvtextinction/Jack_Nicholson_shining.jpg

"I love your mask, Pure. It's so... tight."

Dear God! No!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadPoolTemplate-1-3.jpg&hash=e7480e6cd184dadcc3f42ed10f8fec8de459cd97)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2010, 03:40:51 PM
Buy yourself a mind-shielder!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 09, 2010, 03:42:39 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FJack_Nicholson_shining.jpg&hash=fd4281ddba00540d504000b617fe9c46ff204e13)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2010, 03:44:03 PM
I don't dig your face!
*Rips JT's face out*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 09, 2010, 03:44:26 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi46.tinypic.com%2F20qaydu.jpg&hash=68d6ce2eb41594fb1991f0260d1b2d17576f74a3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 09, 2010, 03:45:51 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FJack_Nicholson_shining.jpg&hash=fd4281ddba00540d504000b617fe9c46ff204e13)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 09, 2010, 03:46:15 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2010, 03:40:51 PM
Buy yourself a mind-shielder!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool__Oh_by_Ricard08-1-2.jpg&hash=a283b60f947e8fdc7037c48ee9efd114825f4bc8)

Quote from: Jack Torrance on Jun 09, 2010, 03:42:39 PM
http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn282/avpvtextinction/Jack_Nicholson_shining.jpg

I have a better idea!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdeadpool5-2.jpg&hash=66d5aee56c32fa5667636a61614d9b3eceaa4401)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 09, 2010, 03:47:59 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jun 09, 2010, 03:46:15 PM

Quote from: Jack Torrance on Jun 09, 2010, 03:42:39 PM
http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn282/avpvtextinction/Jack_Nicholson_shining.jpg

I have a better idea!

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/deadpool5-2.jpg
"Miss me, sweety"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FJack_Nicholson_shining.jpg&hash=fd4281ddba00540d504000b617fe9c46ff204e13)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 09, 2010, 03:48:52 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdeadpool3.jpg&hash=4b0eae188e7dc64e1a292883fd90034a59d11460)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 09, 2010, 03:50:50 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FpU1p3ehaPr0jxql7AAcM2Cwoo1_500-1.jpg&hash=9c8b7c292602b25f807500698fc06ba67d31eeae)

"Haha!"




(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FJack_Nicholson_shining.jpg&hash=fd4281ddba00540d504000b617fe9c46ff204e13)

...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 09, 2010, 03:51:41 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi46.tinypic.com%2F20qaydu.jpg&hash=68d6ce2eb41594fb1991f0260d1b2d17576f74a3)

can we stop staring? my grin is wearing off.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2010, 03:53:28 PM
Just wait...
*Photographs Acheronsis' grin*
There. Stick it to your face! :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 09, 2010, 03:58:09 PM
I can stare too.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool__Oh_by_Ricard08-2.jpg&hash=61f99fc8f742f8bc7841e29a40e2a5082d8e8c82)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 09, 2010, 03:58:50 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FJack_Nicholson_shining.jpg&hash=fd4281ddba00540d504000b617fe9c46ff204e13)

"Kiss me..."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 09, 2010, 04:00:19 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fdeadpool-cover-1.jpg&hash=ca31c3c54594611eb160b83d3b07a9d0d18832d9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 09, 2010, 04:01:15 PM
"Oh Pure, I love it when you shoot your bullets up my ass..." :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2010, 04:01:53 PM
I shall go swimming.
*Dives into lava*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 09, 2010, 04:02:53 PM
"Can I join?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 09, 2010, 04:03:10 PM
I... I'm... I'm at a loss of words. He's more bat$#!7 insane than I am!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpoolsuicide.jpg&hash=95e45c7a051790d31e6458d3d33b34f793ffdb77)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 09, 2010, 04:03:53 PM
YES! I won this battle! :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 09, 2010, 04:06:40 PM
*Unintelligible noises*

I die don't, assjack.

*More unintelligible noises*

Factor healing work will soon.

Backwards stupid brain.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2010, 04:07:58 PM
Quote from: Jack Torrance on Jun 09, 2010, 04:02:53 PM
"Can I join?"
Sure you can.
But I don't think humans can resist to Lava Heat. ;) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 09, 2010, 04:08:43 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jun 09, 2010, 04:06:40 PM
*Unintelligible noises*

I die don't, assjack.

*More unintelligible noises*

Factor healing work will soon.

Backwards stupid brain.


"I love unintelligent people..."

Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2010, 04:07:58 PM
Quote from: Jack Torrance on Jun 09, 2010, 04:02:53 PM
"Can I join?"
Sure you can.
But I don't think humans can resist to Lava Heat. ;) ;D ;D ;D
"I would love to resist with you one day..."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 09, 2010, 04:09:37 PM
Hurg.

I'm back, I think. I just wanna let you know, crazy staring guy, these colours don't run. Unless they have to!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26967.gif&hash=c014ce3839158f6e59086d67ca1e5da8f6ba5191)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 09, 2010, 04:10:14 PM
"Nice bike. Can I jump on?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2010, 04:11:48 PM
Aaaaaah!
*Atomizes Jack*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 09, 2010, 04:14:00 PM
"I like it when you atomize my ass.."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2010, 04:14:21 PM
Sure? Because I've atomized all the rest also.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 09, 2010, 04:14:44 PM
Even my penis?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2010, 04:16:34 PM
Every-fu**in-thing.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 09, 2010, 04:17:10 PM
Even myself portrayed image?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2010, 04:22:35 PM
*Atomizes Jack's mentality and all what regards him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 09, 2010, 05:06:29 PM
What the f**k happened when I was gone???
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 09, 2010, 06:38:34 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2010, 04:22:35 PM
*Atomizes Jack's mentality and all what regards him*
What the hell? Where am I? Who are you?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 09, 2010, 09:06:07 PM
I'm Boba....Boba Fett....I wish.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Jun 09, 2010, 09:19:49 PM
-fast, disturbing laugh-
00100100101010101010101101010101
-nuke-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 09, 2010, 09:22:55 PM
Sorry guys!  :-\ The pic is fine now.
I clicked the wrong thing on the options but the whole Mature thing is gone now.
And i dont trust Photobucket. I dont trust it at all, so i wont make an acount.
Anyways should i post another link?

EDIT: I have found two ways to destroy Biohazard once and for all. But these two options would likely destroy everyone else aswell. You guys could all be ghost though!  :D I dont know weither i should kill us all but i will see...

Unless! I have to go desrtoy some shield worlds...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 10, 2010, 01:18:31 AM
*Richard walks by with his sunglasses and tropical shirt on*
Richard: I thought i destroyed this thread, huh? might as well kill everyone in it, now,
*looks over to see a village*
Richard: ooooohhhh i have a great idea!
*destroys village and takes dead villagers and makes a undead giant-wolf, it attacks everyone in thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 10, 2010, 01:28:16 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 09, 2010, 09:22:55 PM
Sorry guys!  :-\ The pic is fine now.
I clicked the wrong thing on the options but the whole Mature thing is gone now.
And i dont trust Photobucket. I dont trust it at all, so i wont make an acount.
Anyways should i post another link?


use TinyPic
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 10, 2010, 02:56:33 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 09, 2010, 09:22:55 PM
Sorry guys!  :-\ The pic is fine now.
I clicked the wrong thing on the options but the whole Mature thing is gone now.
And i dont trust Photobucket. I dont trust it at all, so i wont make an acount.
Anyways should i post another link?

EDIT: I have found two ways to destroy Biohazard once and for all. But these two options would likely destroy everyone else aswell. You guys could all be ghost though!  :D I dont know weither i should kill us all but i will see...

Unless! I have to go desrtoy some shield worlds...
You think you can kill me??? You wish!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 10, 2010, 03:32:04 AM
*Plays around with an axe because he's bored*

So, umm... does anybody want to get their head chopped off by me?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Jun 10, 2010, 03:43:21 AM
No, thank you. Wait, Torrance, what're you doing? No, no! Put the axe down, Jack. PUT THE AXE DOWN! PLEASE, NOO-

AAAAAAHHHHHUUUAARRRAHHAHGHAHGHH!!! OH MY GOD - IT'S FULL OF PAIN! AAAAAAAHHH-

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg815.imageshack.us%2Fimg815%2F4003%2Fspacemarinesbodymoves1.jpg&hash=28082bcff30c1b4e6aec1bd53dcb763774421fd8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 10, 2010, 03:45:12 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FpU1p3ehaPr0jxql7AAcM2Cwoo1_500-1.jpg&hash=9c8b7c292602b25f807500698fc06ba67d31eeae)

Hahahahahahahahaha--!

*Coughs*

My lungs!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Jun 10, 2010, 03:45:31 AM
 :D

F**king nut.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 10, 2010, 03:48:33 AM
You better watched your back, First blood. I got my eyes on you.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FJack_Nicholson_shining.jpg&hash=fd4281ddba00540d504000b617fe9c46ff204e13)

Literally.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Jun 10, 2010, 03:51:59 AM
...please... someone... pain... ugh...

HURK! Blah...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 10, 2010, 03:53:37 AM
Don't you ever die?

*Stabs SpaceMarines many times in the chest*

There. I finished him. Now, I need to take a shit.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Jun 10, 2010, 03:54:21 AM
*picks up SpaceMarines*

"Don't die on me!"

*starts carring SpaceMarines to safety*

"We have to get away from Jack!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: #6.0 on Jun 10, 2010, 03:55:29 AM
is there a way to not get messages from this topic? 
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 10, 2010, 03:56:49 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Jun 10, 2010, 03:54:21 AM
*picks up SpaceMarines*

"Don't die on me!"

*starts carring SpaceMarines to safety*

"We have to get away from Jack!"
Where the chinese whore that lives in south part of Asia are you going?!

Come back here!

I still haven't got out from the bathroom yet!

*Very angry surprise face* >:O
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Jun 10, 2010, 04:01:11 AM
*locks bathroom door with Jack trapped inside*

*Jack dies from the smell of his own poop.*  :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 10, 2010, 04:07:00 AM
*Creates a huge hole in the bathroom door with his axe. Then he puts his head through the hole so that he can stare at First Blood and smell the fresh air.*

*Breathes heavily*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CMmwVRAtaI
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Jun 10, 2010, 04:22:43 AM
Quote from: #6.0 on Jun 10, 2010, 03:55:29 AM
is there a way to not get messages from this topic?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fapplication.denofgeek.com%2Fimages%2Fm%2Falien%2FIan_Holm_Ash_Alien.jpg&hash=7643391d02d5b9615ddce53b1c0187b80a4a8e7a)

You can't.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 10, 2010, 04:57:43 AM
 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
I wish you would try to kill me. I wish you would.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.easyart.com%2Fi%2Fprints%2Frw%2Flg%2F7%2F3%2FCelebrity-Image-Star-Wars---Boba-fett-73075.jpg&hash=539145297a8c3fa5238e2b50e1e9a507d6f87c11)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 10, 2010, 10:39:17 AM
Why do I want to kill you? You're Boba Fett for God sakes. You're like an icon in Star Wars. So no death for you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2010, 12:43:12 PM
Quote from: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 09, 2010, 05:06:29 PM
What the f**k happened when I was gone???
We stared at each other.

*Throws SpaceMarines in healing Stargate box*
You may ask why I did it.

Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jun 10, 2010, 04:22:43 AM
Quote from: #6.0 on Jun 10, 2010, 03:55:29 AM
is there a way to not get messages from this topic?

http://application.denofgeek.com/images/m/alien/Ian_Holm_Ash_Alien.jpg

You can't.
For that. :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 10, 2010, 12:53:38 PM
Since my staring and my videos are wearing off, I'm going to leave this thread for now. But don't worry, I'll be back... With a vengeance!

*Laughs evilly while leaving the thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2010, 12:58:54 PM
*Steals Jack's Axe just a nanosecond before he leaves thread*
...
HA.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 10, 2010, 01:00:23 PM
*Comes back in, takes his axe back from OmegaZilla, and rushes out the door*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2010, 01:01:25 PM
:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Jun 10, 2010, 02:50:35 PM
*hands an ice-cream to Omega*

That will (hopefully) cheer you up. ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2010, 02:53:46 PM
DAYUMS. :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 10, 2010, 03:16:19 PM
I love spongebob. Do you love spongebob? I love it, and I'm 21.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2010, 03:29:45 PM
I prefer The Fairly Oddparents.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 10, 2010, 05:08:56 PM
I love The Golden Girls.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2010, 05:13:32 PM
*Goes watching Tv*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 10, 2010, 05:29:42 PM
*watches TV*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FCapture8.png&hash=feb24c384b7c183025c0c331a28f8a63addafa31)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 10, 2010, 05:49:48 PM
spongebob....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 10, 2010, 05:51:40 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool-bea-arthur.jpg&hash=3d1dc4c2fb379ae600b2a70f4832acf034319d46)

Goddamn Television people. They don't know $#!%.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2010, 05:52:35 PM
Bea Arthur?
Kate Beckinsale FTW
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 10, 2010, 05:55:44 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FCapture8-1.png&hash=20a5fc3cb2371c81e2e529c12e14b540125943d8)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Faskaurinal.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F01%2Fbeaarthur1.jpg&hash=18e39faa74fba0ef3c2f880c63ee9d5c830f34b0)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2010, 05:59:12 PM
Beckinsale.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 10, 2010, 06:04:46 PM
OOC:
Spoiler
Totally agreed, but Deadpool says no.
[close]

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FCapture8-1.png&hash=20a5fc3cb2371c81e2e529c12e14b540125943d8)

There's my motivation, where's yours?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2010, 06:05:30 PM
My motivation?
Her way of dressing in Underworld. Highlighted her in a beautyful way. :-*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 10, 2010, 06:07:45 PM
You spelt beautiful wrong.

*Glares*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool2.jpg&hash=f19dc0a25d4d7d166b80e7c7ef042b5644233fbc)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 10, 2010, 06:08:10 PM
Rest in Peace, Bea. You made me laugh so hard.  :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2010, 06:13:52 PM
So you are challenging me, Mercenary, in Glaring?

*Glares*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi48.tinypic.com%2F30uvdom.png&hash=9cc03924d32ddd1e834d55470a5f3e839a973fa3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 10, 2010, 06:31:51 PM
No, just wondering how a beast of your stature manages to use a keyboard fitted to human, and chimp, digits.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 10, 2010, 10:35:34 PM
Ok who here promises not to kill me if i take them to salvation?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 11, 2010, 06:20:07 AM
I don't need salvation, so I won't kill you if you draw me, killing everybody else, except Zilla. Make sure Torrence is decapitated.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fkeepitreal.jpg&hash=320c27df2f7ea6d5c8d35ce74c3aeaa31300401e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 11, 2010, 10:07:15 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jun 10, 2010, 06:31:51 PM
No, just wondering how a beast of your stature manages to use a keyboard fitted to human, and chimp, digits.
Secrecy. ;) ;D ;D

Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jun 11, 2010, 06:20:07 AM
Make sure Torrence is decapitated.
Gnah. Atomize him, his head would still stare. ;) ;D

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 10, 2010, 10:35:34 PM
Ok who here promises not to kill me if i take them to salvation?
I don't need salvation.
You would need so if you waste tea.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 11, 2010, 02:22:16 PM
Sips Lemonade. Ok then i guess no one thinks they may die. BUT IT IS NOW TIME TO RELEASE THE FLOOD ONCE AGAIN!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 11, 2010, 02:59:53 PM
I RELEASE THE KRAKEN INSTEAD
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.futurefilmfestival.org%2Fit%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F04%2Fkraken-clash-of-the-titans.jpg&hash=5a50971a10e67de2b6097a0b070a37524c1a7252)
An old friend of mine ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 11, 2010, 03:34:15 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool__Oh_by_Ricard08-1.jpg&hash=cda18ad569483fd832838c3d66dca79fb19cb878)

That may pose a problem.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 11, 2010, 03:35:08 PM
Come on, I invited him for a beer together!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 11, 2010, 03:40:32 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool__Oh_by_Ricard08-1-2.jpg&hash=a283b60f947e8fdc7037c48ee9efd114825f4bc8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 11, 2010, 03:41:16 PM
Nevermind.
*Offers beer to PBA*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 11, 2010, 03:52:12 PM
*Gulps down beer*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDPExploit-2.jpg&hash=6a5092519465e1f53f28536b140d420edd94f823)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 11, 2010, 05:08:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0fo5zbSdxw
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Jun 11, 2010, 05:13:55 PM
wtf?  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 11, 2010, 05:21:08 PM
ITS MISTER POPO RUN FOR YOUR LIVES D:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 11, 2010, 08:20:49 PM
Uhhh...THAT's F*cked up.
*Rocket's into OZ's mouth, and destroys him from inside, takes massive pelt, sells for unheard of amount of credits*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giantbomb.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F17531%2F861242-bobafett_super.jpg&hash=b3a7959bcf58e3ca0ccdbe4d842650d3f84f9649)
WHO WANTS SPACE BEER!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Jun 11, 2010, 10:14:01 PM
-blows up the beer-

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

-runs off-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 12, 2010, 12:31:35 AM
*puts a banana peal on the way*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 12, 2010, 03:15:24 AM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Jun 11, 2010, 10:14:01 PM
-blows up the beer-

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

-runs off-
You...BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......mmmmm
*Falls asleep*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 12, 2010, 08:51:51 AM
*Closes mouth as Biohazard tries to escape and crunches him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 12, 2010, 04:23:50 PM
All you did was wake me up, asshole.
*Falls back to sleep*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: VEF214 on Jun 12, 2010, 04:39:11 PM
Quote from: Jack Torrance on Jun 10, 2010, 12:53:38 PM
Since my staring and my videos are wearing off, I'm going to leave this thread for now. But don't worry, I'll be back... With a vengeance!

*Laughs evilly while leaving the thread*

Was goin' through the thread, then the perfect set up was set up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT_BPQ-GxeM

\ m /
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on Jun 13, 2010, 02:15:09 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.myidproject.com%2FIDTECH%2FArizona%2520State%2520University%2FSafiya%2520B_Safiya%2520s%2520Site_WA7R6%2FSafiyaB%2FVoldermortimage.jpg&hash=1026390fbc869dba552ae669b8bb17d00fd2b08b)

im sorry but, wtf r u doin
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 13, 2010, 03:06:12 PM
I'm pwnin ur ass
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 13, 2010, 08:15:28 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FCapture8-1.png&hash=20a5fc3cb2371c81e2e529c12e14b540125943d8)

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Jun 13, 2010, 08:23:17 PM
-stabs PBA in the nuts-
hahahahahaha >:D
-runs off-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 13, 2010, 08:28:05 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadPoolTemplate-1-1.jpg&hash=1ecc79a4c153933d76ce6b3f0f38b93b1201b117)

Just... gotta recover, first. (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26953.gif&hash=56299680c978735b59dc5ab140cc7d2f6cb76955)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 13, 2010, 10:48:00 PM
*Sips a cup of coffee*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 13, 2010, 10:48:38 PM
Helps PBA up and tries not to stare at the puddle of blood under him then shoots RazorSlash repeatedly in the face with an AK-47 and then carrys PBA over to a chair and hands him beer.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 13, 2010, 10:53:01 PM
*Continues to sip a cup of coffee*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Jun 13, 2010, 10:56:53 PM
I'm not dead....yet....
<<
>>
*steals coffee*
bweh heh heh
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 13, 2010, 11:02:01 PM
*Takes back the coffee that RazorSlash has stolen and continues to sip it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Jun 13, 2010, 11:02:37 PM
Dont test me
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 13, 2010, 11:05:53 PM
Okay. Here you go.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2Ftest20paper.jpg&hash=1c8f8e706ee8c9b072753ab3abf2d17801c43878)

You got one hour to finish it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Jun 13, 2010, 11:06:51 PM
-answers all T's-
hahaha, I'm such a genius.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 13, 2010, 11:08:50 PM
I'm sorry, but the answer were false.

You will have to repeat the 6th grade next year.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Jun 13, 2010, 11:10:31 PM
Quote from: Jack Torrance on Jun 13, 2010, 11:08:50 PM
I'm sorry, but the answer were false.

You will have to repeat the 6th grade next year.

b-b-b-but...I'm in 11th grade
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 13, 2010, 11:12:27 PM
I'm not in my calculations, Mr. RazorSlash.

If you were a 11th grader, then you answer all the 1st grade questions wrong?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Jun 13, 2010, 11:13:37 PM
Quote from: Jack Torrance on Jun 13, 2010, 11:12:27 PM
I'm not in my calculations, Mr. RazorSlash.

If you were a 11th grader, then you answer all the 1st grade questions wrong?

BUT THEY ARE LINES! THEREFORE, THEY MUST BE FALSE
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on Jun 13, 2010, 11:14:48 PM
*barges in and flexes muscles*

So. I need an opportunity to flaunt my new Anytime 2 vs Mr. Black signature somewhere, and this looks like an opportunity.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 13, 2010, 11:17:01 PM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Jun 13, 2010, 11:13:37 PM
Quote from: Jack Torrance on Jun 13, 2010, 11:12:27 PM
I'm not in my calculations, Mr. RazorSlash.

If you were a 11th grader, then you answer all the 1st grade questions wrong?

BUT THEY ARE LINES! THEREFORE, THEY MUST BE FALSE
But you all of the questions true. You can't change your answer now. It's too late now. I'm sorry, you'll have to repeat the 1st grade.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Jun 13, 2010, 11:17:49 PM
Quote from: Jack Torrance on Jun 13, 2010, 11:17:01 PM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Jun 13, 2010, 11:13:37 PM
Quote from: Jack Torrance on Jun 13, 2010, 11:12:27 PM
I'm not in my calculations, Mr. RazorSlash.

If you were a 11th grader, then you answer all the 1st grade questions wrong?

BUT THEY ARE LINES! THEREFORE, THEY MUST BE FALSE
But you all of the questions true. You can't change your answer now. It's too late now. I'm sorry, you'll have to repeat the 1st grade.

OH GOD, NOT THE FIRST GRADE! THEY TREAT ME LIKE DOG SHIT THERE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 13, 2010, 11:20:21 PM
Did you just backtalk to me? Now you have to repeat Prekindergarten!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Jun 13, 2010, 11:20:47 PM
Quote from: Jack Torrance on Jun 13, 2010, 11:20:21 PM
Did you just backtalk to me? Now you have to repeat Prekindergarten!

you soulless monster
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 13, 2010, 11:31:44 PM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Jun 13, 2010, 11:20:47 PM
Quote from: Jack Torrance on Jun 13, 2010, 11:20:21 PM
Did you just backtalk to me? Now you have to repeat Prekindergarten!

you soulless monster
Of course I am a soulless monster! Who do you think I am? Mr. Rogers?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Jun 13, 2010, 11:32:24 PM
Yes!
Atleast thats what the Red Baron promised me
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 13, 2010, 11:35:49 PM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Jun 13, 2010, 11:32:24 PM
Yes!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FJack_Nicholson_shining-1.jpg&hash=3051d7746dcef4fd7b346e75ebb8541aed7a9339)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Jun 13, 2010, 11:37:14 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcrazygreek.co.uk%2Fmisc%2Fya_rly.jpg&hash=249c9284a9416edcf113da79745e59955678155a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 13, 2010, 11:39:43 PM
You're lying...

LIAR! LIAR! PANTS FOR HIRE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Jun 13, 2010, 11:55:11 PM
the sentence below is true

the sentence above is false
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 13, 2010, 11:56:02 PM
You're false.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Jun 13, 2010, 11:56:41 PM
you're true
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 13, 2010, 11:57:29 PM
You're a mistake.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Jun 13, 2010, 11:58:32 PM
you're a failed abortion.
...
what? too far?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 13, 2010, 11:59:09 PM
You're a science mistake.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2010, 12:02:49 AM
YOU ARE ALL A HALUCINATION OF MY MIND! BE GONE!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 14, 2010, 12:04:01 AM
You're a mistake of a mistake, which means that you're a mistake.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2010, 12:04:50 AM
BEGONE I SAY! slaps jack in face.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 14, 2010, 12:05:51 AM
*Kicks Cap. in the groin*

Don't you ever slap me in the face unless you're my wife!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Jun 14, 2010, 01:44:51 AM
I'm your wife
-slap-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 14, 2010, 01:47:52 AM
No... That's not true... That's impossible!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Jun 14, 2010, 01:56:30 AM
Quote from: Jack Torrance on Jun 14, 2010, 01:47:52 AM
No... That's not true... That's impossible!

Look into your heart, you know it to be true.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 14, 2010, 02:28:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VVrS5CpAVc
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Jun 14, 2010, 02:32:08 AM
Jack, I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 14, 2010, 02:34:05 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Jun 14, 2010, 02:32:08 AM
Jack, I find your lack of faith disturbing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VVrS5CpAVc
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2010, 04:16:02 AM
Im a ghost. YOU CANT HURT ME!  :D *Kicks Jack in the groin* REVENGE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 14, 2010, 04:33:52 AM
*Collapses down to the floor and groans in pain*

Dude! How the hell you manage to kick me in the balls when you're a ghost?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2010, 05:31:36 AM
Ghosts can hurt people and touch things. That's a generally accepted fact. How else do we make stuff fly around and break mirrors and claw people? THERE IS NO OTHER WAY! lololololololololololol.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2010, 06:29:06 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 13, 2010, 10:48:38 PM
Helps PBA up and tries not to stare at the puddle of blood under him then shoots RazorSlash repeatedly in the face with an AK-47 and then carrys PBA over to a chair and hands him beer.

How come people keep handing me beer?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDPExploit-2.jpg&hash=6a5092519465e1f53f28536b140d420edd94f823)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2010, 01:51:45 PM
*takes beer away and replaces it with diet pepsi*

enjoy.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 14, 2010, 02:01:55 PM
"Takes diet pepsi away and replaces it with Chupacabras' head*

Enjoy.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2Fchupa.png&hash=0c2e5197b9db309d35940e11ee2b4fc423531aa2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2010, 03:21:25 PM
I am RAGED!
*Wreaks havoc in city furiously*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2010, 04:04:07 PM
*Sprints away from city as fast as he can, taking the sheep cannon with him*

Now I'll just set up on this little hill here, with my Chupacabras' head as my snack, and watch Omega wreck the city.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FSheepcannon.jpg&hash=687a79d611176640d86f09c3843a2ccdfae8bdf8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2010, 04:42:43 PM
I AM SO RAGED!
*Destroys Tokio Hotel's Residence*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2010, 04:45:19 PM
Huh, I wonder if he meant to spell Tokyo wrong.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2010, 04:47:27 PM
That's why I destroyed their residence! Their band is called Tokio Hotel! *Roars*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2010, 05:14:54 PM
*Hides*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 14, 2010, 05:16:03 PM
*Pulls out Purebreedalien from his hiding place and throws him into Omega's mouth*

Hahahahaha!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2010, 05:16:45 PM
Good God man! No! Don't eat your employeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2010, 05:23:46 PM
I have a closed mouth u fools!
*Tailwhips JT*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on Jun 14, 2010, 05:25:04 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2010, 04:45:19 PM
Huh, I wonder if he meant to spell Tokyo wrong.

He didn't. The band is German - that is how you spell Tokyo in Germany.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2010, 05:25:53 PM
I know that now, duh. ::)

Oh wait, I'm still falllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2010, 05:27:05 PM
Ouch!
You just landed on my eye.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 14, 2010, 05:28:51 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2010, 05:23:46 PM
I have a closed mouth u fools!
*Tailwhips JT*
*Dodges Omega's tail and transform into the Incredible Jack*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2Fjack-hulk.png&hash=d5fa4b3f5d0316de2b3807663165e76acbbd4ccf)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2010, 05:29:39 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2010, 05:27:05 PM
Ouch!
You just landed on my eye.

Huh, I'm sorry. So, throw me over to the sheep cannon, would'ya?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2010, 05:31:37 PM
Quote from: Jack Torrance on Jun 14, 2010, 05:28:51 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2010, 05:23:46 PM
I have a closed mouth u fools!
*Tailwhips JT*
*Dodges Omega's tail and transform into the Incredible Jack*

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn282/avpvtextinction/jack-hulk.png
And you think you could overpower me, puny inferior being?!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi46.tinypic.com%2F307yno5.png&hash=788c962bf07a66ca7b421534098a02d9a70ef2db)
*Crunches JT's arms*

Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2010, 05:29:39 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2010, 05:27:05 PM
Ouch!
You just landed on my eye.

Huh, I'm sorry. So, throw me over to the sheep cannon, would'ya?
Soar. *Poses PBA near the Sheep Cannon*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2010, 05:34:21 PM
Awesome, thanks.

Flying by the BLEAT of my pants! Haha! I kill me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 14, 2010, 05:36:17 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2010, 05:31:37 PM
Quote from: Jack Torrance on Jun 14, 2010, 05:28:51 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2010, 05:23:46 PM
I have a closed mouth u fools!
*Tailwhips JT*
*Dodges Omega's tail and transform into the Incredible Jack*

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn282/avpvtextinction/jack-hulk.png
And you think you could overpower me, puny inferior being?!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi46.tinypic.com%2F307yno5.png&hash=788c962bf07a66ca7b421534098a02d9a70ef2db)
*Crunches JT's arms*

My arm can grow back! You fool! Now feel the wrath of my Super Saiyan Abilities!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FUntitled-2.png&hash=e812ff302c3e0ed31eac64367f2fdb0901d538b1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2010, 05:37:42 PM
*Burps at Jack Torrance and he looses Blonde Hair*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2010, 05:38:54 PM
What's the scanner say about Torrance's power levels? They're OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND! What?! Nine Thousand?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 14, 2010, 05:43:33 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2010, 05:37:42 PM
*Burps at Jack Torrance and he looses Blonde Hair*
*Regains blonde hair*

Prepare to die, OmegaZilla!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'S...! JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHNNNNNNYYYYYYY! HA!

*Attacks OmegaZilla with his Super "Here's Johnny" Wave*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2010, 05:47:26 PM
Huh, I guess having power levels over nine thousand doesn't make anyone less of a tool. (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fchair2-1.jpg&hash=542d6e343f49d0cc706456f03918e3f0c4077a69)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 14, 2010, 05:49:25 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2010, 05:47:26 PM
Huh, I guess having power levels over nine thousand doesn't make anyone less of a tool. http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/chair2-1.jpg


You want to start another staring contest? Because I'll do it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2010, 05:54:45 PM
I'm good, I'm good...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 14, 2010, 05:55:56 PM
That's what I thought, little boy.

So uhh... Does anybody think this thread is dying?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Jun 14, 2010, 06:53:33 PM
Quote from: Jack Torrance on Jun 14, 2010, 02:28:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VVrS5CpAVc

JOIN ME, AND WE SHALL RULE THE GALAXY AS HUSBAND AND WIFE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 14, 2010, 07:06:22 PM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Jun 14, 2010, 06:53:33 PM
Quote from: Jack Torrance on Jun 14, 2010, 02:28:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VVrS5CpAVc

JOIN ME, AND WE SHALL RULE THE GALAXY AS HUSBAND AND WIFE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 15, 2010, 06:26:23 AM
*Omnibtichslaps JT*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 15, 2010, 06:30:13 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdp_bunny_woman.jpg&hash=b8251217b2c3e6ed988b90f92d970096b300808e)

Oh no! Crazy ladies riding giant sabre-toothed bunnies entered the thread!  :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 15, 2010, 02:12:57 PM
this thread is like the new seasons of the Simpsons now.

lame.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 15, 2010, 02:40:30 PM
*Sprints past Chupacabras as the bunny-lady chases me*

Stop whining, Chupa, run!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 15, 2010, 02:42:07 PM
*steps aside and tramples bunny with his feet*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 15, 2010, 02:52:38 PM
*eyes widen*

Are you a giant? That bunny was huge!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 15, 2010, 05:08:11 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 15, 2010, 02:12:57 PM
this thread is like the new seasons of the Simpsons now.

lame.
*Bitchslap*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 15, 2010, 05:18:12 PM
*recovers from bitchslap*


Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jun 15, 2010, 02:52:38 PM
*eyes widen*

Are you a giant? That bunny was huge!

wow you right!

*looks at mutilated foot*

good thing im a synthetic
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 15, 2010, 05:20:38 PM
I'll bet! That must'a hurt.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 15, 2010, 05:23:46 PM
Who wants some roasted Saber-Toothed Bunny fo' dinner?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 15, 2010, 05:29:06 PM
Me! But what about the half-naked chick riding the bunny? Where did she go?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 15, 2010, 05:31:56 PM
I threw her to Alaska.
*Roasts Saber Toothed Bunny*
Hee ya go!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 15, 2010, 06:17:04 PM
*Chews*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 16, 2010, 12:36:13 AM
do you have marshmallows?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 16, 2010, 02:59:43 AM
I DO!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 16, 2010, 08:18:39 AM
*steals marshmallows*

Not anymore, you don't!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 16, 2010, 09:50:04 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 16, 2010, 12:36:13 AM
do you have marshmallows?
Yup.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffalsepromise.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F07%2Fmarshmallow1.jpg&hash=2c176bf71be66a3e1cf42e25e991a80d1d048c06)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 16, 2010, 03:09:40 PM
"and so, they build a  fire, sang a couple of songs, and lived happily ever after".

*credits roll*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 16, 2010, 03:10:51 PM
*Credits roll back*

ZOMG ELMO ATTACKED!!!!1!1!!!!1!1111oneeleven!1!111
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdwidyaningrum.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F11%2Felmo1.gif&hash=30f26550ec82435fb37e41d3557c898b24d1e250)

*Brings up guns*
Take it down take it down!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 16, 2010, 03:19:42 PM
i need FIREPOWER to take down this MONSTER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk9BiypNxQM
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 16, 2010, 03:21:53 PM
I DO ASWELL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40E1HH3JYz0
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 16, 2010, 03:24:19 PM
you are a ZILLA! you dont even have nukes!


your job is to fight the monsters mano-a-mano.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 16, 2010, 03:30:26 PM
...Shit.
You're right lol.
*Charges upon Elmo*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 17, 2010, 04:47:31 AM
Can I join?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 17, 2010, 07:44:54 AM
You may.
*Gives Pillowfighting card to PQ*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 17, 2010, 07:52:52 AM
*Snatches Card*

You want an apology?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FApology1.jpg&hash=9a0217cad77c280c4ca1acb462abac98e861a2f5)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 17, 2010, 07:58:26 AM
DeadPool is my kind of funny!
But...but...that card...is MINE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 17, 2010, 07:59:47 AM
*Gives new card to PQ*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 17, 2010, 08:02:07 AM
*Puts the Card in her bra and then sticks her tongue out at Purebreedalien*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 17, 2010, 08:25:41 AM
*Angry Deadpool strikes*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool10-1.jpg&hash=d7ea8a019a691fd8b6e018dad6a515a32a61a6a6)

OOC:
Spoiler
It's the only picture I have of Deadpool attacking a female, sorry for portraying you as scantily clad. :P
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 17, 2010, 03:32:55 PM
Who is he attacking in that pic? I can't tell.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 17, 2010, 03:33:54 PM
Typhoid Mary.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 17, 2010, 08:04:59 PM
Ah. Well, I gotta do some bounty hunting. I'll START WITH YOU!!!!!!
*Cuts head off and sells to Jabba the Hutt*
And your probably going to regrow it arent you. Because this is a thread of kills and excuses to respawn after being killed.
*Rockets Away*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.adventurevisual.com%2Fyahoo_site_admin%2Fassets%2Fimages%2FBobaFettBlastOffbyMR.313134515_std.jpg&hash=33f50ed0e4d97cea82ed90263c613305a63644e1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 17, 2010, 08:05:38 PM
Hey, you forgot this!
*Gives gift credit card to BH*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 17, 2010, 08:07:28 PM
You used a copyrighted image, BIOHAZARD! Lawyer! Laywer!

Oh, and you stole Headpool.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F2qce847.jpg&hash=f643c7dfdf8b88e68ab51745b460634c08e654b0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 17, 2010, 09:14:38 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.highenergyconstructs.com%2Fhecla%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F09%2Fshocked%2520nazi.JPG&hash=c58f5f78ad6d7738d2273c90f03d4988fbad2fdf)
Still worth money.
*Spends Credits on a copy of MK9*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! YOU CAN'T SEE IT! YOU CANT SEE IT!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 18, 2010, 12:57:52 PM
MK9?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 18, 2010, 01:41:10 PM
WHAT does MK stand for? GET OVER HERE!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 18, 2010, 03:06:23 PM
Mortal Kombat, duh. :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 18, 2010, 03:07:51 PM
:'(
*Digs his way away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 18, 2010, 03:09:06 PM
Don't worry, I've never played it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 18, 2010, 04:31:09 PM
well, then its time to TEST YOUR MIGHT:

MOOOOOOOOOOOORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99uQWUZ9ynM
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 18, 2010, 06:06:47 PM
That's it! I had it! Prepare for all you to die in a sea of holy fire! Behold my Team of Justice!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FTeamofJustice-1.png&hash=38bcdb2a295713e4a33cd179d09c9e006decbfc7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 18, 2010, 06:14:47 PM
Ha! Nothing can withstand the Right Stuff theme!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFzMzu6Gjt0
(BTW chupacabras acheronsis, check out Friend Tags. There is a present for you.  ;))
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 18, 2010, 06:17:46 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jun 18, 2010, 06:14:47 PM
Ha! Nothing can withstand the Right Stuff theme!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFzMzu6Gjt0

Oh yeah? This will!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9vrfEoc8_g
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 18, 2010, 06:20:05 PM
Survive this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX1rxPBTyEY
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 18, 2010, 06:21:06 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jun 18, 2010, 06:20:05 PM
Survive this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX1rxPBTyEY
>:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udRQLPy35v8
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 18, 2010, 06:23:41 PM
(Yawns)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKF-tOtK6nw
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 18, 2010, 06:24:44 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jun 18, 2010, 06:23:41 PM
(Yawns)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKF-tOtK6nw
>:( >:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 18, 2010, 06:27:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWnmCu3U09w
I win.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWi14-fYcgo
Oh f**k. NOW I PISSED HIM OFF!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 18, 2010, 06:31:08 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jun 18, 2010, 06:27:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWnmCu3U09w
I win.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWi14-fYcgo
Oh f**k. NOW I PISSED HIM OFF!
:o

>:( >:( >:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O15x-B8PgeE
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 18, 2010, 06:37:49 PM
Oh please.  ::)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8olUMYeOgAA
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 18, 2010, 06:39:03 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jun 18, 2010, 06:37:49 PM
Oh please.  ::)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8olUMYeOgAA
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTGyeGgMpk8
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 18, 2010, 06:41:05 PM
Finally a worthy opponent.
However.........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TBkABqSn0M
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 18, 2010, 06:44:04 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jun 18, 2010, 06:41:05 PM
Finally a worthy opponent.
However.........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TBkABqSn0M
*Very angry surprise face*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 18, 2010, 06:52:07 PM
Time to bring out the big guns!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cryQE1YS3Vo
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 18, 2010, 06:53:16 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jun 18, 2010, 06:52:07 PM
Time to bring out the big guns!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cryQE1YS3Vo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzSFs-rlc3o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 18, 2010, 06:55:20 PM
Take it away Mr. Goldenthal!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuQF-0jw1wU
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 18, 2010, 06:57:21 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jun 18, 2010, 06:55:20 PM
Take it away Mr. Goldenthal!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuQF-0jw1wU
...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCHFVTQKqdQ
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 18, 2010, 07:00:32 PM
What do you mean...?!
The movie may not be that great (I personally love it) but the sound track still kills!
(Points to Jack.)
Well will continue this later. I have to pick up a dog from the vet's office.  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 18, 2010, 07:02:49 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jun 18, 2010, 07:00:32 PM
What do you mean...?!
The movie may not be that great (I personally love it) but the sound track still kills!
(Points to Jack.)

:o

You take that back! >:(

Quote from: TheMonolith on Jun 18, 2010, 07:00:32 PM
Well will continue this later. I have to pick up a dog from the vet's office.  8)
Cool. In the meantime, try to beat this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LZcMv0H1bI
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 18, 2010, 08:23:31 PM
Uhh, take what back? I said i loved it. I think it is underrated.
Anyway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mzNO6MzFEg
(Laughs maniacally)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 18, 2010, 08:57:14 PM
..The Hell?
*Breaks Music Player in 1235 different parts*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 18, 2010, 09:10:40 PM
C-c-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 18, 2010, 09:10:59 PM
Do a Barrel Roll!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 18, 2010, 09:45:00 PM
*Barrel Rolls*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 19, 2010, 02:03:31 AM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jun 18, 2010, 08:23:31 PM
Uhh, take what back? I said i loved it. I think it is underrated.
Anyway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mzNO6MzFEg
(Laughs maniacally)
Oh you didn't!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVycvLAFXmc
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 19, 2010, 02:06:58 AM
I got James Horner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRMoHBX62hI
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 19, 2010, 02:11:25 AM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jun 19, 2010, 02:06:58 AM
I got James Horner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRMoHBX62hI
Well, I got Alan Silvestri...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTcj40sf854

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 19, 2010, 02:13:08 AM
Bernard Hermann
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYbHpXca7U0
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 19, 2010, 02:15:05 AM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jun 19, 2010, 02:13:08 AM
Bernard Hermann
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYbHpXca7U0
Brad Fiedel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i7xqZ0aMFE
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Jun 19, 2010, 02:15:57 AM
I got Jerry Goldsmith.  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyUHM5021Do
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 19, 2010, 02:18:29 AM
Well, I got John Williams.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMx2SKIRkw4
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 19, 2010, 02:26:30 AM
Lalo Schiffrin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDKRD2q3bYo
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 19, 2010, 02:28:43 AM
Hans Zimmer & James Newton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuTi202xA_w
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Jun 19, 2010, 02:29:45 AM
Yeah, I got John Carpenter  8)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJcdI1CyoBI
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 19, 2010, 02:31:36 AM
No way. I was just about to put up the Escape from New York theme!
Honest.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 19, 2010, 02:32:42 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Jun 19, 2010, 02:29:45 AM

Yeah, I got John Carpenter  8)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyUHM5021Do
Well, I got John Carpenter too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxTcgHOYcps
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Jun 19, 2010, 02:33:43 AM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jun 19, 2010, 02:31:36 AM
No way. I was just about to put up the Escape from New York theme!
Honest.

I love the Escape From New York theme, but Carpenter tweaked it for L.A. and I just love the LA Soundtrack version.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Jun 19, 2010, 02:34:00 AM
Quote from: Jack Torrance on Jun 19, 2010, 02:32:42 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Jun 19, 2010, 02:29:45 AM

Yeah, I got John Carpenter  8)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyUHM5021Do
Well, I got John Carpenter too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxTcgHOYcps

I've got Jennifer Carpenter!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com%2FMichael%2BC%2BHall%2BJennifer%2BCarpenter%2BPresent%2BXS2XGyD7J4Ul.jpg&hash=952f5a30d1da5f776bb7e33110ff612172d325ae)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 19, 2010, 02:35:03 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 19, 2010, 02:34:00 AM
Quote from: Jack Torrance on Jun 19, 2010, 02:32:42 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Jun 19, 2010, 02:29:45 AM

Yeah, I got John Carpenter  8)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyUHM5021Do
Well, I got John Carpenter too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxTcgHOYcps

I've got Jennifer Carpenter!

http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Michael+C+Hall+Jennifer+Carpenter+Present+XS2XGyD7J4Ul.jpg
...

*Chops Space Sweeper's head in half*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Jun 19, 2010, 02:36:01 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWnmCu3U09w

I win, motherf**kers.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 19, 2010, 02:40:10 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jun 19, 2010, 02:36:01 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWnmCu3U09w

I win, motherf**kers.
...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2wcqRWbdHs

Star Wars FTW!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Jun 19, 2010, 02:40:53 AM
I. Win. Motherf**ker.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 19, 2010, 02:41:36 AM
No. You. Did. N't.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Jun 19, 2010, 02:42:43 AM
QUEEN RULES ALL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgpylExfL0c
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 19, 2010, 02:44:03 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Jun 19, 2010, 02:42:43 AM
QUEEN RULES ALL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgpylExfL0c
LOL! No!

Darth Vader rules all!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Jun 19, 2010, 02:52:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1Iup7iDaeQ
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 19, 2010, 04:02:15 AM
ENOUGH!!!

i takem your OST combo and give you AC/f**kin/DC!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvoeeq-BH4w
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 19, 2010, 04:36:40 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 19, 2010, 04:02:15 AM
ENOUGH!!!

i takem your OST combo and give you AC/f**kin/DC!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvoeeq-BH4w
Oh yeah? Take this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx5Pz5fH1FA
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Jun 19, 2010, 05:06:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbKGsEK_T9g

What the hell is this thread even about anymore?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Jun 19, 2010, 05:47:44 AM
What has it ever been about?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 19, 2010, 07:00:37 AM
STAND STILL!
I AM THE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpz4oO89pKU
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 19, 2010, 09:32:55 AM
GODDAMIT STOP POSTING DAMN MUSIC AND FIGHT EACHOTHER!

What is this battle of the bands? Lemme tell ya, I didn't listen to none of that! I'ma kill you all!

*Kills everyone*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FRipit.jpg&hash=70e80d313e6a33bf7cf8f6829da2c088ce908eae)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 19, 2010, 09:33:44 AM
Hey! *Dodges Bullets*
I ain't gonna die by your hands!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 19, 2010, 09:35:36 AM
Were you involved in the music? *Eyes narrow dramatically*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 19, 2010, 09:37:40 AM
I am the Man without Fear.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 19, 2010, 09:45:38 AM
You have betrayed the nature of the thread. You must be eliminated, now I am the master.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fbulletsss.jpg&hash=dad8ec6aef2621c63e10cf80db8f6da2aa4c4cba)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 19, 2010, 10:27:35 AM
Bullets ain't gonna hurt me!
*Breaths*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi47.tinypic.com%2F33adsfn.png&hash=25770698dfe4cf249268ee9e41bb83cb5d24a42c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 19, 2010, 10:32:22 AM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 19, 2010, 10:59:32 AM
Damn. I was not able to release the secret weapon!
Oh well. Jack, our battle is over.
(Extends hand to handshake)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reaper Pred on Jun 19, 2010, 11:15:57 AM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 19, 2010, 12:18:21 PM
*Burns Cats*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 19, 2010, 12:27:44 PM
*I am now a puddle on the floor*

Glurp.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 19, 2010, 12:29:25 PM
*Aspirates PBA in a steel syringe and puts him in a suitcase*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 19, 2010, 12:30:30 PM
It's dark in here, and it smells... oh wait, that's me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 19, 2010, 12:31:24 PM
No, you're right, it smells.
There's the Blob and the Thing right next to you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reaper Pred on Jun 19, 2010, 02:55:42 PM
*waking up zilla and purebreedalien*
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 19, 2010, 04:41:08 PM
*Burns Rahul*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 19, 2010, 05:02:47 PM
*does something interesting*

BUT YOU CANT SEE IT
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 19, 2010, 05:18:16 PM
The definition and the application of the word "interesting" varies in individuals.
In this case,
I don't care. *Sips tea*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reaper Pred on Jun 19, 2010, 06:00:42 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 19, 2010, 05:18:16 PM
. *Sips tea*
^^Doesn't know the tea is poisoned !
*Wondering who did it!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reborn on Jun 19, 2010, 07:03:14 PM
*Grabs an M-16 and starts randomly shooting at random members of the forum while laughing like a maniac*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 19, 2010, 07:49:21 PM
invalid. you did not use Asterisks.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 19, 2010, 08:09:38 PM
So, Thing, Blob, who would you rather do, Jabba The Hutt right after a shower or a Service Droid? No, it's life and death. You have to do one of them.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Jun 20, 2010, 12:27:45 AM
So... anybody wanna stare-down?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Jun 20, 2010, 12:38:36 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jun 20, 2010, 12:27:45 AM
So... anybody wanna stare-down?
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg155.imageshack.us%2Fimg155%2F5708%2Feyeq.jpg&hash=c6fbc53c18239e5e75fa75b9b58a178c90beabb8)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg155.imageshack.us%2Fimg155%2F5708%2Feyeq.jpg&hash=c6fbc53c18239e5e75fa75b9b58a178c90beabb8)
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Jun 20, 2010, 12:40:38 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdigilander.libero.it%2Fstanleykubrick%2F2001%2Fimages%2F2001-bowman.jpg&hash=e8d5baecae6a4f539017de893609f44fafb81768)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 20, 2010, 01:08:53 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FJack_Nicholson_shining.jpg&hash=fd4281ddba00540d504000b617fe9c46ff204e13)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Jun 20, 2010, 01:11:11 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pbs.org%2Fwgbh%2Fnova%2Fspyfactory%2Fimages%2Fpoli-03-l.jpg&hash=b210749747a886ee722ce0572b18d068e79e93a0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Jun 20, 2010, 01:11:50 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/gallery/albums/movies/predator/bluray/normal_pbluray268.jpg)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 20, 2010, 01:17:49 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FJack_Nicholson_shining.jpg&hash=fd4281ddba00540d504000b617fe9c46ff204e13)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Jun 20, 2010, 01:21:03 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fartfiles.art.com%2Fimages%2F-%2F2001-A-Space-Odyssey-Photograph-C12147022.jpeg&hash=4b45c51689453f77fb2697f78f5a7c277df41bc7)

I win.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Jun 20, 2010, 01:22:23 AM
Not yet...
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg204.imageshack.us%2Fimg204%2F6505%2Fjeffgoldblum.jpg&hash=3ba3eab4944c8b9155b40c513db94ccaf47f2ab7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Jun 20, 2010, 01:32:30 AM
Look closely at the pupil of the eye.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fartfiles.art.com%2Fimages%2F-%2F2001-A-Space-Odyssey-Photograph-C12147022.jpeg&hash=4b45c51689453f77fb2697f78f5a7c277df41bc7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 20, 2010, 01:33:49 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FJack_Nicholson_shining.jpg&hash=fd4281ddba00540d504000b617fe9c46ff204e13)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Jun 20, 2010, 01:36:32 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.collider.com%2Fuploads%2FimageGallery%2FBurn_Notice%2Fburn_notice_jeffrey_donovan_michael_weston_01.jpg&hash=8ef1338f6625a5030d7267ee2601ddf548806ce5)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 20, 2010, 02:37:18 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FJack_Nicholson_shining.jpg&hash=fd4281ddba00540d504000b617fe9c46ff204e13)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reaper Pred on Jun 20, 2010, 03:09:14 AM
U ALL LOSE!! ;D
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mediabistro.com%2Fgalleycat%2Foriginal%2Fchucknorris.jpg&hash=87edecf94b38f2c7d399e7f43e37743943fce2ec)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 20, 2010, 03:14:45 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FJack_Nicholson_shining.jpg&hash=fd4281ddba00540d504000b617fe9c46ff204e13)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reaper Pred on Jun 20, 2010, 03:32:18 AM
Quote from: Jack Torrance on Jun 20, 2010, 03:14:45 AM
http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn282/avpvtextinction/Jack_Nicholson_shining.jpg

^^
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Favalonsguide.com%2Fwordpressing%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F11%2Fredundant.jpg&hash=81b7f2b02c62755fc951af8a7d132cd61c896038)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Jun 20, 2010, 04:11:28 AM
No, seriously, look at the pupil!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fartfiles.art.com%2Fimages%2F-%2F2001-A-Space-Odyssey-Photograph-C12147022.jpeg&hash=4b45c51689453f77fb2697f78f5a7c277df41bc7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 20, 2010, 08:28:32 AM
It's a baby!

OK, I decided, I'm no longer a puddle... I can be myself again!

*smashes out of Omega's suitcase as he's offline*

*sees Jack Torrence*

*Flees screaming*

God No! Not agaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 20, 2010, 11:18:35 AM
*Aspirates PBA again and puts him in a adamantium suitcase*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 20, 2010, 11:47:24 AM
>_>

*Leaks out of a crack without Omega noticing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on Jun 20, 2010, 11:49:35 AM
*notices and puts PBA back in, as he is not Omega*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 20, 2010, 12:08:26 PM
*Breaks out the same way, with nobody at all in the entire multiverse seeing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 20, 2010, 12:09:19 PM
Cthulhu from another multiverse noticed!
*Cthulhu puts back PBA in suitcase*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 20, 2010, 12:10:45 PM
Nobody saw me, I'm free! I'm free dammit!

*teleports out of thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 20, 2010, 12:21:58 PM
No you aren't!
*grabs PBA's leg*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 20, 2010, 12:32:59 PM
*Teleports out of thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 20, 2010, 12:37:49 PM
*Awakens in another thread along with PBA*
You Black-Red comic book character! Where are we?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 20, 2010, 12:55:52 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FJack_Nicholson_shining.jpg&hash=fd4281ddba00540d504000b617fe9c46ff204e13)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 20, 2010, 08:13:08 PM
O_O its Jack Torrance!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi7.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy284%2FStubbyOstrich%2Fanimated%2520gif%2FthGLOMP_56.gif&hash=984787871492c874aee8b646b6fe3e3173bbd720)
{Glomps}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 20, 2010, 08:13:59 PM
0__0

*Dives in Lava*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 20, 2010, 08:45:21 PM
*Teleports into thread*

Dear God! No! Not again!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadPoolTemplate-1-3.jpg&hash=e7480e6cd184dadcc3f42ed10f8fec8de459cd97)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reborn on Jun 20, 2010, 08:52:01 PM
*Keeps staring into PBA's soul while eating a hamburger.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 20, 2010, 08:52:59 PM
That isn't you! Jack is staring into PBA's soul!
*Steals Reborn's Hamburger*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reaper Pred on Jun 20, 2010, 08:54:34 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fitola.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F02%2Ffat-guy.jpg&hash=7f416d4d174978f0e56d2aa6931583a1d55b9bc5)
^^ZILLA!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 20, 2010, 08:55:55 PM
That's not Reborn's I got. :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reaper Pred on Jun 20, 2010, 08:56:31 PM
Lol :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 20, 2010, 08:56:55 PM
@Rahul  Not just a burger
ITS A MANS BURGER!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Jun 20, 2010, 08:57:40 PM
Quote from: Rahul on Jun 20, 2010, 08:54:34 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fitola.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F02%2Ffat-guy.jpg&hash=7f416d4d174978f0e56d2aa6931583a1d55b9bc5)
^^ZILLA!

Are you f**king kidding me?!?!?  :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 20, 2010, 08:58:23 PM
Yeah he's kidding
Mine is much bigger!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reaper Pred on Jun 20, 2010, 08:59:31 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jun 20, 2010, 08:56:55 PM
@Rahul  Not just a burger
ITS A MANS BURGER!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.competitiveeaters.com%2Fimages%2F091_91.JPG&hash=9cf635f0c44de91aea6267329f99a349eed30097)
This?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reborn on Jun 20, 2010, 08:59:56 PM
GIMMMEE MYYYY BURGAHHH!!!!!
*Steals burger back from Zilla, then proceeds to whack him with it continiously*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reaper Pred on Jun 20, 2010, 09:00:40 PM
Quote from: Reborn on Jun 20, 2010, 08:59:56 PM
GIMMMEE MYYYY BURGAHHH!!!!!
*Steals burger back from Zilla, then proceeds to whack him with it continiously*
Try lifting it first!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 20, 2010, 09:02:06 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FJack_Nicholson_shining.jpg&hash=fd4281ddba00540d504000b617fe9c46ff204e13)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reborn on Jun 20, 2010, 09:02:55 PM
YOU TOO!!
*Grabs another,bigger burger, and starts whacking Rahul continiously as well*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reaper Pred on Jun 20, 2010, 09:06:08 PM
^* mumbling in his sleep*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reborn on Jun 20, 2010, 09:08:32 PM
*Wakes up, sees Jack Torrance, and begins running for his life*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 20, 2010, 09:09:11 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FJack_Nicholson_shining.jpg&hash=fd4281ddba00540d504000b617fe9c46ff204e13)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reborn on Jun 20, 2010, 09:13:23 PM
*Falls to knees, clutching head*

"AURRAGHHAYEARHA!!!! STOP IT!!!"

*Eyes pop, Holds hands over bleeding eyes*


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


*Head explodes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 20, 2010, 09:15:26 PM
Quote from: Reborn on Jun 20, 2010, 09:13:23 PM
*Falls to knees, clutching head*

"AURRAGHHAYEARHA!!!! STOP IT!!!"

*Eyes pop, Holds hands over bleeding eyes*


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


*Head explodes*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FpU1p3ehaPr0jxql7AAcM2Cwoo1_500-1.jpg&hash=9c8b7c292602b25f807500698fc06ba67d31eeae)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reborn on Jun 20, 2010, 09:17:35 PM
*Gets up, headless,blindly punches, and misses, punches again and manages to strike Jack lightly on the back of the head*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 20, 2010, 09:18:42 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FJack_Nicholson_shining.jpg&hash=fd4281ddba00540d504000b617fe9c46ff204e13)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reborn on Jun 20, 2010, 09:21:16 PM
*Regrows his head and runs to the nearest bus*

"That was a close one."

*Looks behind him and sees....*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 20, 2010, 09:21:36 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FJack_Nicholson_shining.jpg&hash=fd4281ddba00540d504000b617fe9c46ff204e13)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reborn on Jun 20, 2010, 09:23:18 PM
*Desperately jumps out of bus,runs down the the street, only to be run over by OmegaZilla*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 21, 2010, 06:51:14 AM
*Huddled in a ball, rocking back-and-forth in the corner*

Those eyes... those evil, joker-esque eyes...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Gate on Jun 21, 2010, 06:53:55 AM
This thread is now hijacked.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHMNMFEqZs

Everybody, get naked. Now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 21, 2010, 06:56:12 AM
... no.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool3.jpg&hash=ee06b3efbaa84dea359bc5fe4fa5a649525b869d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Jun 21, 2010, 06:57:58 AM
A police officer named Sergeant Doakes came to our Elementary School today, and he taught me to stay away from people like you. (He also provided grammar lessons)

*Kicks Lumine in the dick and takes thread back to return to the people*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 21, 2010, 07:01:36 AM
*Praises Space Sweeper*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Gate on Jun 21, 2010, 07:57:25 AM
Do you really have what it takes to stop us? You're merely tools of the humans; tools of the old world. You think you can stand up to those of us who have evolved this far?

The world is changing, its only naturla that evolution TAKE ITS COURSE. Now Line up to be exterminated!!!

[/quote]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Jun 21, 2010, 08:06:35 AM
A fake penis?  :D Pal. I've got incendiary boots.

*ORBITALSTRIKEDICKKICK*

The f**k out of here.

*Patrols thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 21, 2010, 11:50:28 AM
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2Fshini1.jpg&hash=62abe75d0ffdfb8b926f819da64eb0490884dd5c)
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 21, 2010, 11:51:20 AM
Yay!
*Puts Jack in a freezer*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 21, 2010, 11:58:35 AM
You better not put me in the freezer...

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on Jun 21, 2010, 12:07:08 PM
*in shock*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.blogcu.com%2Fuploads%2Fsihirpoter66_voldemort2.jpg&hash=fca4488255faec0eac7a302e9871743a73bdfcc4)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 21, 2010, 12:08:26 PM
That's an army of Jack Torrances!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reaper Pred on Jun 21, 2010, 03:00:05 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 21, 2010, 12:08:26 PM
That's an army of Jack Torrances!!
Army of zombies actually !
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 21, 2010, 04:08:44 PM
I'm sorry Jack. I'm afraid I will have to shut down the oxygen. Your membership is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 21, 2010, 04:10:19 PM
You wouldn't...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FJack_Nicholson_shining.jpg&hash=fd4281ddba00540d504000b617fe9c46ff204e13)

You better not shut down the oxygen or else I'll have to chop your head off! >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 21, 2010, 04:15:35 PM
Jack, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 21, 2010, 04:17:29 PM
NOOOOOOOOOAOAORRGBDFNDGMDGNMXFXMZGMZSFNSDF%$T%!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2Fshini1.jpg&hash=62abe75d0ffdfb8b926f819da64eb0490884dd5c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reborn on Jun 21, 2010, 06:56:13 PM
*Wakes up from horrible dream of being stalked by Jack*

"Thank goodness. It was only a dream."

*Sees Jack*

"HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!"

*Walks off and grabs an electric guitar and begins playing it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 21, 2010, 09:32:21 PM
Quote from: Reborn on Jun 21, 2010, 06:56:13 PM
*Wakes up from horrible dream of being stalked by Jack*

"Thank goodness. It was only a dream."

*Sees Jack*

"HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!"

*Walks off and grabs an electric guitar and begins playing it*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEJrycF9CAg
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Jun 21, 2010, 09:36:02 PM
Christ, how many personalities do you have?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 21, 2010, 09:42:32 PM
Several.

Now...

Put me through the pentagon!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Jun 21, 2010, 10:12:04 PM
*Smacks Stewie Griffin over the head with a pillow, turning him back to Jack Torrance*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Gate on Jun 21, 2010, 10:15:20 PM
A challenger appears
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi10.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa140%2FWakshaani%2FWaking20up20with20the20king.jpg&hash=1db403c40febccc5db4b25f53ee5ae0f24bece7c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Jun 21, 2010, 10:18:34 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsuptg.thisisnotatrueending.com%2Farchive%2F2645559%2Fimages%2F1222215128738.png&hash=4ee12eb0077cfdad42f729d18cb9efa1e09eb067)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 22, 2010, 12:08:59 AM
Oh Space Sweeper. I love your teddy bear. It's so fluffy and huggable...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Jun 22, 2010, 12:09:52 AM
Quote from: Lumine on Jun 21, 2010, 10:15:20 PM
A challenger appears
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/Wakshaani/Waking20up20with20the20king.jpg

That is creepy.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 22, 2010, 12:11:29 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 21, 2010, 10:18:34 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsuptg.thisisnotatrueending.com%2Farchive%2F2645559%2Fimages%2F1222215128738.png&hash=4ee12eb0077cfdad42f729d18cb9efa1e09eb067)
OHHH NOOO ITS PEDOBEAR!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 22, 2010, 01:47:56 AM
i just had the impulse to Photoshop a pred-o-bear.

I must do it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 22, 2010, 08:08:08 AM
Check the Funny Pictures thread

anyway
*Burns to hell Pedobear*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reaper Pred on Jun 22, 2010, 08:57:39 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 22, 2010, 08:08:08 AM
*Burns to hell Pedobear*
U burn everything.... huh?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 22, 2010, 08:58:16 AM
Burn is the fastest way to annihilate enemies.
Especially that little f**ker.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 22, 2010, 12:46:47 PM
*looks at thread and steps in somethin g squishy*
Richard- eeeewwww, someone needs to clean up this thread,
*runs over too see washington D.C destroyed*
Richard- come on!, what happened to american-government repairing?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 22, 2010, 12:51:33 PM
They were.... burned.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 22, 2010, 01:56:50 PM
You did that basher!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reborn on Jun 22, 2010, 03:39:08 PM
*Time warps and sees Predators before anyone*

"Wow....the movie was fantastic. It was paced well and had an awesome sword fight, and it was awesome!!!"

*Looks around at all the disappointed forum members around him*

"Aw, cheer up. It's only 16 more days til' it comes out......"

*Starts laughing creepily while self destruct device ticks away...*

*Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 22, 2010, 03:52:48 PM
*slaps Reborn*

your narrative skills suck!  >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reborn on Jun 22, 2010, 03:56:41 PM
"Hey!"

*Self destruct explodes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 22, 2010, 04:24:31 PM
*Time Warps back*
tick tick tick tick
Come on, not this shit again...!
*Slices Reborn's arm*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reborn on Jun 22, 2010, 04:32:26 PM
*Punches OmegaZilla with good arm*

"Hey! My arm!!! Give it back!!!!"

"Pllleeaaassse!!!!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 22, 2010, 04:35:18 PM
*Uses arm as a nunchaku*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reborn on Jun 22, 2010, 04:42:03 PM
"Ouch!!!"

*Rips off OmegaZilla's leg and whacks him with it*

"Ha, how do you like me now, one-leg?!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 22, 2010, 04:43:34 PM
Everything I have can regrow.
*New Leg pops out*
See?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reborn on Jun 22, 2010, 04:49:05 PM
"Oh my, this will be a tough battle! Let us duel!"

*Takes Zilla by surprise and chops his head off, then kicks him in the chest, which causes his body to collapse on the floor*

Random Announcer:" FATALITY!!!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 22, 2010, 04:53:13 PM
*Head grows back*
You may or may not survive this.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi49.tinypic.com%2F2uqn3hh.png&hash=b88c545e4ee592214d13641425e07ce81084dd3a)
*Roars*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Reborn on Jun 22, 2010, 05:13:02 PM
*Runs as fast as I can*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 22, 2010, 05:19:43 PM
Richard- well....-good news on that part,
*grows a tree with magic*
Richard- i've changed see?
*tree begins to burn*
Richard- yeah i should have told you i filled it with nukes!
*Everything surrounding richard blows up*
Richard- that was nice
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 22, 2010, 05:20:12 PM
You may not touch my garden. ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 22, 2010, 05:22:19 PM

Richard-it  is tea time, tea of death!
*Begins to throw tea cup-bombs at OZ
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 22, 2010, 05:23:15 PM
You are wasting tea?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Solace on Jun 22, 2010, 07:37:43 PM
GET THE TEA WASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 22, 2010, 09:06:42 PM
*Falls asleep in his refuse*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Solace on Jun 22, 2010, 10:42:17 PM
Falling asleep in this thread.........have you no shame?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 23, 2010, 04:28:48 AM
Tea wasting is a sign of rebellion. you should keep an eye on your american colonies, Omega.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 23, 2010, 08:31:22 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpoolcap-1.jpg&hash=06ebaac45972bfecdb0068257dced2ed7e355ca8)

*snores*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 23, 2010, 09:49:43 PM
This thread is pretty much dead. I think maybe 150-160 and its done.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 23, 2010, 10:38:43 PM
Aight Jack Torrance, do we dare conclude our music battle for the good of the forum?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 24, 2010, 09:30:02 AM
No! No musical battles!

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 24, 2010, 09:34:13 AM
I'll bring my seemingly harmless plant! Sing for us!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovu0_VFJsBY
Awwww plants sometimes are so beautiful aren't they? :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 24, 2010, 09:40:20 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jun 23, 2010, 10:38:43 PM
Aight Jack Torrance, do we dare conclude our music battle for the good of the forum?
Okay, but you first.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 24, 2010, 09:43:19 PM
Nuts.
Okay. One song each and we end this.
My secret weapon is unveiled. Mwahahahahahaha!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6cq86kY
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 24, 2010, 09:46:11 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jun 24, 2010, 09:43:19 PM
Nuts.
Okay. One song each and we end this.
My secret weapon is unvielded. Mwahahahahahaha!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6cq86kY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_DSq-LhOyU
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 24, 2010, 09:47:45 PM
Okay. We are finished. So now what do we fight with? Movie posters?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 24, 2010, 09:48:30 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jun 24, 2010, 09:47:45 PM
Okay. We are finished. So now what do we fight with? Movie posters?
Nah. What about movie trailers?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 24, 2010, 09:50:07 PM
Allright. We will continue this on Saturday whilst we gather our artillery.
Start making a list.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 24, 2010, 09:52:11 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jun 24, 2010, 09:50:07 PM
Allright. We will continue this on Saturday whilst we gather our artillery.
Start making a list.
Pff! Lists are for suckers!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 24, 2010, 10:00:40 PM
(Grumble)
I got some good trailers man! You don't want to come in unprepared!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 24, 2010, 10:01:30 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jun 24, 2010, 10:00:40 PM
(Grumble)
I got some good trailers man! You don't want to come in unprepared!
I already got some good traielrs in my head already. ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 25, 2010, 12:54:45 AM
you are all powerless to me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 25, 2010, 06:29:29 AM
On that fateful day, when the Monolith and Jack Torrance clashed, the music was playing but the fabric of the thread was crumbling. Silence fell, the thread holding onto life ever so slightly.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 26, 2010, 10:45:56 PM
And then as chupacabras acheronsis posted one last video. It died
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 26, 2010, 10:49:47 PM
No! This MUST NOT DIE!
(Takes out Flamethrower and sets Cap and PBA on fire.)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 26, 2010, 10:53:45 PM
*Stares* Ima ghost. That wont help you.
Also why PBA?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 26, 2010, 11:16:06 PM
*Pulls out a picture of a girl and shows it to everybody*

Execuse me, but does anybody know where I can find this girl?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi307.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn282%2Favpvtextinction%2FAshley-Graham.jpg&hash=b19cfb8cc1b7666eb3d6ce4408552f2eea17882e)

She was kidnapped a few weeks ago and I need to find her and rescue her. Has anybody seen her lately?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jun 26, 2010, 11:29:33 PM
Are people still trying to keep this thread alive.

*looks over at Chupa then looks down and remembers*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FKillingChupa-1.jpg&hash=7a4fc24ddc5c0cb9fad51538b628cb043e87d9b8)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fjnaruto_476_sleepyfans_19-20.jpg&hash=27efe158563b3e7e328636de25feb349066f5241)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FBehindyou-1.jpg&hash=d02a9ffe9618b6423b55fa9ca57813e2f282d576)

*begins to walk away*

I'm not that person anymore...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 27, 2010, 03:39:07 AM
Jack? JACK!
(Goes running after Kennedy with an axe)
What have you done to Jack!?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2010, 09:44:11 AM
Quote from: Leon S. Kennedy on Jun 26, 2010, 11:16:06 PM
*Pulls out a picture of a girl and shows it to everybody*

Execuse me, but does anybody know where I can find this girl?

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn282/avpvtextinction/Ashley-Graham.jpg

She was kidnapped a few weeks ago and I need to find her and rescue her. Has anybody seen her lately?
I'm sorry but the Space Krakens got her.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 27, 2010, 04:26:49 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jun 27, 2010, 03:39:07 AM
Jack? JACK!
(Goes running after Kennedy with an axe)
What have you done to Jack!?
*Pulls out handgun and fires it at TheMonolith's axe causing it fly out from his hands*

You better watch yourself, TheMonolith. You might not get so lucky.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2010, 09:44:11 AM
Quote from: Leon S. Kennedy on Jun 26, 2010, 11:16:06 PM
*Pulls out a picture of a girl and shows it to everybody*

Execuse me, but does anybody know where I can find this girl?

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn282/avpvtextinction/Ashley-Graham.jpg

She was kidnapped a few weeks ago and I need to find her and rescue her. Has anybody seen her lately?
I'm sorry but the Space Krakens got her.
The Space Krakens? Can you tell me who or what they are?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 27, 2010, 05:08:59 PM
(Shakes fist up at sky)

You shall be avenged Jack!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 27, 2010, 05:10:23 PM
What are you talking about? Who's Jack?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jun 27, 2010, 05:43:40 PM
I thought you were Jack, aren't you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 27, 2010, 07:02:54 PM
No.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 27, 2010, 07:10:31 PM
Well, this place is pretty much dead. Only one thing left to do.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpoolsuicide.jpg&hash=7b07d1ac1747488a807ed650fb4c4539e8335957)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2010, 08:37:52 PM
Quote from: Leon S. Kennedy on Jun 27, 2010, 04:26:49 PM
The Space Krakens? Can you tell me who or what they are?
Horrible, horrible beings, made of pure horror.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 28, 2010, 12:11:11 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2010, 08:37:52 PM
Quote from: Leon S. Kennedy on Jun 27, 2010, 04:26:49 PM
The Space Krakens? Can you tell me who or what they are?
Horrible, horrible beings, made of pure horror.
Do you know how they look like?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Jun 28, 2010, 12:17:40 AM
Purebreed, noooooooooo!

*tries to put his brains back in his head*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 28, 2010, 03:39:45 AM
I am watching you Leon! I went back to my conversations with Jack and he is gone. Who took his place? You. You think I would forget the music off!?

Jack will rise again!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fthatguywiththeglasses%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2Ff%2Ffa%2FDr._Insano.jpg%2F180px-Dr._Insano.jpg&hash=bbba21f29818557ec4ec23be2a6d159baf06f4f0)

(looks to PBA)
He'll get better.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 28, 2010, 11:49:54 AM
Quote from: Leon S. Kennedy on Jun 28, 2010, 12:11:11 AM
Do you know how they look like?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.apocprod.com%2FPages%2Fde_aequilibritatis_mundi%2FSB678_images%2Fcthulhu.gif&hash=af2b8f385b8b84b70f878b18bf833a7d9e5212f4)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 28, 2010, 02:19:33 PM
Oh f**k.
It's CTHULHU!  :o

Quick. Vote for his presidential campaign! Maybe he won't eat us!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 28, 2010, 06:38:23 PM
He's the head of Space Krakens mafia!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 29, 2010, 07:52:47 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 28, 2010, 11:49:54 AM
Quote from: Leon S. Kennedy on Jun 28, 2010, 12:11:11 AM
Do you know how they look like?
http://www.apocprod.com/Pages/de_aequilibritatis_mundi/SB678_images/cthulhu.gif
Where I can find them?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 29, 2010, 07:54:29 PM
You can't find them. You have to piss 'em off, and then they will find you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 29, 2010, 08:32:29 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 29, 2010, 07:54:29 PM
You can't find them. You have to piss 'em off, and then they will find you.
How can I piss them off?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 29, 2010, 08:33:38 PM
*Shrugs*
I dunno.
*Leaves in Darkness*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 30, 2010, 01:21:34 AM
Quote from: Leon S. Kennedy on Jun 29, 2010, 08:32:29 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 29, 2010, 07:54:29 PM
You can't find them. You have to piss 'em off, and then they will find you.
How can I piss them off?

by urinating on top of their heads.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Puks on Jun 30, 2010, 01:32:09 AM
You're surprisingly jolly today, considering Chile lost so badly. 
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 30, 2010, 01:34:36 AM
Im happy because everybody else is misserable. that kinda cheers you up when you are not the only depressed  f**k-up in the herd. not like i gave too much of a crap about football anyways.

also, NO MORE VUVUZELAS!!!!  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jun 30, 2010, 02:44:09 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 30, 2010, 01:21:34 AM
Quote from: Leon S. Kennedy on Jun 29, 2010, 08:32:29 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 29, 2010, 07:54:29 PM
You can't find them. You have to piss 'em off, and then they will find you.
How can I piss them off?

by urinating on top of their heads.
Sounds easy enough. Why don't you try it out?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 30, 2010, 07:15:32 PM
THE FFFUUUUUUUU*******KKKKKKK.....!!!!

*Shoots randomly with Bazookas and Caliber 50s*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 30, 2010, 07:49:16 PM
BLARGH!!!!! im back!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jun 30, 2010, 09:28:11 PM
*Falls magicly from the sky*

"f**k It".  >:(

*Slashs Bio, Omega, Jack (Leon S. Kennedy) and Chupa across the chest*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FSlash.jpg&hash=5af53f788d47503794188a9a45c792a35728db9f)

:)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jun 30, 2010, 09:49:23 PM
*Uses Spear on Lie, pulls in*
COME HERE!!!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arabsvip.com%2Fvb%2Fimgcache%2F2%2F5069arabsvip.com.gif&hash=44cf11028085134719bc430f3e15925551d24959)
*Unleashes vicious 30-hit combo of hits to Lie's Neck, Stomach, Face, Eyes and Groin, performs fatality*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqP1B1NqkmI
Apparently Lie is now wearing some blue ninja suit. I'm just getting started! Who else wants to challenge my superiority?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 01, 2010, 01:02:46 AM
not me. ill take the safe road:

okay boys, Bring the Hammer down!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWGqIDNAohI
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Puks on Jul 01, 2010, 01:05:25 AM
Quotehttp://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac206/Lie1295/Slash.jpg

I try my best.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jul 01, 2010, 01:08:06 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 01, 2010, 01:02:46 AM
not me. ill take the safe road:

okay boys, Bring the Hammer down!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWGqIDNAohI

You thought I would fall for such a petty assault?
*Teleports behind Chupa, rips spine out*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4icGh3UPHrY
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 01, 2010, 01:20:45 AM
well derp. i have no spine. im a damn robot!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jul 01, 2010, 01:24:32 AM
*Pulls out a rocket launcher and fires it at Chupacabras' body*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jul 01, 2010, 01:39:05 AM
{ Watches all the fights in amusement and eats out of a bag of popcorn}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Puks on Jul 01, 2010, 01:39:55 AM
*thinks to himself*

This thread is retarded.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jul 01, 2010, 01:42:35 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jul 01, 2010, 01:39:05 AM
{ Watches all the fights in amusement and eats out of a bag of popcorn}
*Swiftly takes Predator Queen's bag of popcorn and throws it to the ground in a very direspectful way*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 01, 2010, 01:47:44 AM
Oh that does it Leon! Nobody wastes popcorn in front of me!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi625.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt338%2Fnostalgiaaddict88%2FItmustend.jpg&hash=1a171b3f3cf6796fe0e10c4fb058b887842fe080)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2H1E02iMHg
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jul 01, 2010, 01:50:06 AM
*Manages to survive the nuclear explosion by getting a refrigerator*

Haha! Sucker!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jul 01, 2010, 01:55:45 AM
{Kicks over Leon S. Kennedy refrigerator but not before sticking a rabid cat in it}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 01, 2010, 01:56:34 AM
*melts back into shape lilke a T-1000*

Nice try... Jack.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jul 01, 2010, 02:04:20 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jul 01, 2010, 01:55:45 AM
{Kicks over Leon S. Kennedy refrigerator but not before sticking a rabid cat in it}
*Gets hold of the rabid cat and kills it with his Beretta 90two*

Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 01, 2010, 01:56:34 AM
*melts back into shape lilke a T-1000*

Nice try... Jack.
*Throws a pile of liquid nitrogen to Chupacabras and he turns into ice*

Hasta la vista... Baby!

*Fires the Beretta at the frozen Chupacabras, breaking him into a million pieces*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 01, 2010, 02:17:07 AM
*melts into reflextive goo again and covers leon completely like Neo in matrix*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jul 01, 2010, 02:22:09 AM
 :(

This thread is retarded.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 01, 2010, 02:23:28 AM
Well what were we supposed to make? The Drinking Tea and Crumpets Thread?
We have to embrace our immaturity.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DARIAS93 on Jul 01, 2010, 02:25:14 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 01, 2010, 02:17:07 AM
*melts into reflextive goo again and covers leon completely like Neo in matrix*
*Manages to pull out the flamethrower and torches Chupacabras' entire goo body*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Solace on Jul 01, 2010, 03:05:36 AM
I don't waste my tea,so I have enough to put out your flames.  :D :D :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 01, 2010, 08:21:20 AM
Quote from: Puks on Jul 01, 2010, 01:39:55 AM
*thinks to himself*

This thread is retarded.
O why, thank you!
*Chops Puks to pieces*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Solace on Jul 01, 2010, 10:16:13 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jul 01, 2010, 08:21:20 AM
Quote from: Puks on Jul 01, 2010, 01:39:55 AM
*thinks to himself*

This thread is retarded.
O why, thank you!
*Chops Puks to pieces*

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!If Puks dies so does his avatar you fool!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 01, 2010, 11:39:05 PM
with all the respect, f**k his avatar.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Solace on Jul 02, 2010, 12:10:09 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 01, 2010, 11:39:05 PM
with all the respect, f**k his avatar.

GASP
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jul 02, 2010, 12:21:04 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 01, 2010, 11:39:05 PM
with all the respect, f**k his avatar.
same here
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Solace on Jul 02, 2010, 12:56:02 AM
f**k my avatar.A white square with a red x.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 02, 2010, 01:51:21 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jul 02, 2010, 12:21:04 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 01, 2010, 11:39:05 PM
with all the respect, f**k his avatar.
same here

Lesbian?

;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Solace on Jul 02, 2010, 01:55:12 AM
Not wise,Chupa......not wise.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jul 02, 2010, 02:33:06 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 02, 2010, 01:51:21 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jul 02, 2010, 12:21:04 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 01, 2010, 11:39:05 PM
with all the respect, f**k his avatar.
same here

Lesbian?

;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF19uWA-Y7g
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 02, 2010, 02:17:33 PM
*Appears within the crowd wearing high school clothes and a bag*

Chupa got f**ked up!  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 02, 2010, 02:46:43 PM
*stands back up and shouts:*

WORTH IT.  :D :D :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jul 05, 2010, 12:33:53 PM
Hai guys!

*looks around*

Um...what now?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 05, 2010, 02:51:09 PM
*goes to the store and buys more pillows*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Jul 05, 2010, 04:34:31 PM
-has already bought all the pillows-
they said I was crazy to buy all these pillows, but now whose the one prepared...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 05, 2010, 11:36:43 PM
what? this is impossible!

*phones* Operator, put me through to the pillow factory!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Jul 05, 2010, 11:41:07 PM
Hello, I'm your operator, SpaceMarines. I'm afraid that the pillow factory was vapourized by an errant nuke being ridden by a man with a camera for a head. I can, however, forward you to the mattress factory.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 05, 2010, 11:51:59 PM
Damn It! Operator, give me the factory that makes other factories! i think its on Gotham City!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Jul 06, 2010, 12:01:03 AM
Gotham City has been destroyed by a man dressed as Batman. Citizens are too busy laughing at the irony to care.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: xxxBIOHAZARDxxx on Jul 06, 2010, 03:53:07 AM
I sleep on tempur pedic!!! Helps me keep in fighting shape.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Jul 06, 2010, 04:13:29 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 05, 2010, 11:51:59 PM
Damn It! Operator, give me the factory that makes other factories! i think its on Gotham City!

I'm sorry, they are closed for the summer holidays. Would you like me to forward a call anyways so you can leave a message?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jul 06, 2010, 04:20:41 AM
It would be easier to post here but I am indecisive on what to do...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 06, 2010, 03:50:46 PM
Go ahead. beat me up again.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 06, 2010, 03:51:31 PM
Watch out CA. She's the killer rabbit now!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 06, 2010, 05:49:38 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 06, 2010, 03:50:46 PM
Go ahead. beat me up again.

lol

Quote from: Predator Queen on Jul 06, 2010, 04:20:41 AM
It would be easier to post here but I am indecisive on what to do...

Post whatever you want its the pillow fight.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: ShadowPred on Jul 06, 2010, 06:16:07 PM
I'm afraid to even post here, oh, too late.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 06, 2010, 06:43:13 PM
I dont get!

I just post whatever, I have posted some real crap on this thread;

Quote(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F5x16_Jacob_and_nemesis.png&hash=dd45b0e636078b2228ebd2c02d3433a8970d9e30)
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This place is where I keep Micheal Jackson alive!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 06, 2010, 06:55:14 PM
Herp Derp. I am degenerating.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jul 07, 2010, 08:58:35 PM
I'm bored, time for me to play some soccer :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mezSBzO27Zs
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jul 08, 2010, 01:42:10 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 06, 2010, 03:50:46 PM
Go ahead. beat me up again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 08, 2010, 03:41:01 AM
God help us. im about to make the worst mistake of my life:

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi31.tinypic.com%2Fb3khh1.png&hash=94ad12ae4edc2830599f028f7057334e01cda10a)
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 15, 2010, 03:54:47 PM
Heeeyyyyy
*Epicly slashes Acheronsis in half*

And guess what my friend!
*impales Acheronsis' head with a katana*

....I used a katana. >:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 15, 2010, 03:57:43 PM
The war returns.
Just as I planned.  8)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdijwqVku9s
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 15, 2010, 04:16:59 PM
*melts into goo*

*reforms*

"you have the clocks, but i have the time."

-old afghan proverb.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 15, 2010, 04:18:44 PM
I don't care if I kill you, but cutting you with katanas is fun!
*Cuts Acheronsis in 12345 pieces, always using a katana*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 15, 2010, 04:34:04 PM
*katana gets stuck*

*absorbs katana*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 15, 2010, 04:37:28 PM
Hey!
*Pulls Katana out*
You ain't gonna take my weapon!
*Cuts Acheronsis' heads off and throws it in molten steel*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 15, 2010, 04:42:22 PM
*head grows legs*

*walks up to omega and jumps in his face*

*rapes him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 15, 2010, 04:43:38 PM
facerape? Not today you pervert!
*Transfers Acheronsis in Giger's perverted dimension*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 15, 2010, 05:17:52 PM
*Grabs Omega by the tail and brings him along*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 15, 2010, 05:23:06 PM
Aaaah!
*Gets sucked into Giger's dimension*
*Lands in a ground made of biomech*
*Taps head*
that... hurt... damn you acheronsis!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 15, 2010, 07:16:01 PM
*Pokes head into thread*

O Hai!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 15, 2010, 07:31:17 PM
(Sees this new development)
We are so dead.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 15, 2010, 07:35:35 PM
Yes. Yes you are.

*Shoots blindly, doing all sorts of cool shit*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 16, 2010, 09:03:28 AM
*Wakes up in Giger dimension*
Gnah... I have to come out of this shit somehow!
*Begins to build a  biomech interdimensional vehicle*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 16, 2010, 07:03:56 PM
 >:(

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fcrying_in_the_corner_by_black_sheep.jpg&hash=cd2a6ea140ce4a36b163341e1aa4bb727f7addd3)

*Starts barking like a dog*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 16, 2010, 07:05:35 PM
*Spark of somethin' runs through my eyes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 16, 2010, 07:11:22 PM
*Grabs OZ out of biomech dimension and leaves Chupa inside to die.*
You must pay for almost killing this thread Chupa.
*Then blows up OZ's vehicle to allow Chupa no means of escape.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 16, 2010, 07:12:13 PM
Gnah, you destroyed my vehicle! Now how do I sell it on eBay? >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 16, 2010, 07:26:10 PM
Fine heres the 80 bucks youd get for it.
(190-80 shipping-20 pay pall tax-10 e-Bay tax)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 16, 2010, 07:28:15 PM
80 bucks? That's nowhere near enough! Giger Collectibles get 10000000$ each. And those are fakes. My machine was a piece of biomech from Giger's mind!
Gah!
*tries to rebuild biomech machine*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 16, 2010, 07:31:46 PM
*Multiplies 80 dollars into 80000000$*
Happy?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 16, 2010, 07:33:41 PM
Happyyyyy
*Jumps into money*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 16, 2010, 07:39:38 PM
*Finds a weird hole leading to another Deminsion*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fsaving2.jpg&hash=cee3be9f9014dc701284c88ca1f22fecb7b08ea8)

Well hello there Chupa! What do you think of my dog?  :)

*Chupa stares and doesnt say a word*

I know I know I try to kill you like once a month but hey!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FSaving.jpg&hash=72b6cb6d79e65bedf83949c1547c6be1fba62141)

Friends?  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 16, 2010, 07:42:22 PM
*Turns around.*
NNNOOOOOOO!!!!
*Seals hole and traps Lie inside with Chupa*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 16, 2010, 07:55:23 PM
 :o

Didnt see that coming... I'll be damned if I'm spending the rest of my days in here!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fsonic-rivals-20061120104446384.jpg&hash=8813db5c17595ce845723bf31f3521c8a1288199)

Lets Go!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 16, 2010, 08:07:46 PM
Ill let you out if you leave Chupa to suffer.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 16, 2010, 09:41:25 PM
Hmm... Thanks but no thanks.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 16, 2010, 10:01:11 PM
*Blows up reality*

Mmmm, extra crispy!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 16, 2010, 10:02:53 PM
(Rebuilds reality)
You cannot stop me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Jul 16, 2010, 10:10:53 PM
We are all living a in paradox.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Skinner on Jul 17, 2010, 01:13:38 PM
This thread is still going on?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 19, 2010, 03:04:40 PM
Yes, yes it does.
*Throws randomly the new NECA Predator figures*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 19, 2010, 04:36:33 PM
Nobody destroys collectibles in front of me!
(Falls on OmegaZilla)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Solace on Jul 19, 2010, 05:24:21 PM
Nobody falls in front of me

(kills them both)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 19, 2010, 09:54:48 PM
Nobody kills Monolith in front of me!
*Regenerates and Kills Solace*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Solace on Jul 20, 2010, 02:22:36 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jul 19, 2010, 09:54:48 PM
Nobody kills Monolith in front of me!
*Regenerates and Kills Solace*

Nobody cheats in front of me!

(regenerates.Check mate!)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 20, 2010, 04:07:38 AM
Nobody makes repetitive comments in front of me!
*Obliterates thread and returns it to how it was before the last 4 posts*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 20, 2010, 04:30:07 AM
Stop it!
Think of the dishes! I will not let you psychos harm the dishes!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi625.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt338%2Fnostalgiaaddict88%2FDirtyHarryCallahanDefenderofDishes.jpg&hash=dbacad82abc2bb2e8774762f1afbc9ac92c868b3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 20, 2010, 04:31:08 AM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jul 20, 2010, 04:30:07 AM
Stop it!
Think of the dishes! I will not let you psychos harm the dishes!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi625.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt338%2Fnostalgiaaddict88%2FDirtyHarryCallahanDefenderofDishes.jpg&hash=dbacad82abc2bb2e8774762f1afbc9ac92c868b3)
Said the psychotic hypno square of infinite power  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 20, 2010, 04:40:18 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 20, 2010, 04:31:08 AM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jul 20, 2010, 04:30:07 AM
Stop it!
Think of the dishes! I will not let you psychos harm the dishes!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi625.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt338%2Fnostalgiaaddict88%2FDirtyHarryCallahanDefenderofDishes.jpg&hash=dbacad82abc2bb2e8774762f1afbc9ac92c868b3)
Said the psychotic hypno square of infinite power  ;D
(Goes up to Cap. Fitzgerald, who looks up)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi625.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt338%2Fnostalgiaaddict88%2FDawnofMan.jpg&hash=afec2a05bc499533c725e1fc34c01a6712fedb1f)
Say that again.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 20, 2010, 04:45:35 AM
I already have some of your power and i happen to have a chip with a computer virus right here. So back away and protect your dishes... *Glares* Got it psychotic hypno square of infinite power?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 11:09:55 AM
Glare?
I am the Glarinator!
*Glares*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Solace on Jul 20, 2010, 05:14:34 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 11:09:55 AM
Glare?
I am the Glarinator!
*Glares*

I HATE GLARING!!!!

*destroys the dishes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 20, 2010, 05:51:44 PM
Son of a biiiiiiiiiiiiitch!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi625.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt338%2Fnostalgiaaddict88%2FDirtyHarryCallahanBlastAway.jpg&hash=efa834bcc4e7bba022bf95eca13d47156b0fb3cf)
(Blows Solace's head clean off.)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 06:05:22 PM
Quote from: Solace on Jul 20, 2010, 05:14:34 PM
I HATE GLARING!!!!
...

*Stares*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 20, 2010, 06:05:57 PM
You know you are staring at a bloody stump now, right?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 06:08:11 PM
And you know that I can stare at everything at the same time? :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 20, 2010, 06:10:18 PM
Touche.
(Kneels down and picks up pieces of the dishes.)
What have we become?  :-[
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 06:10:52 PM
*Helps picking dish pieces*
Something...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Solace on Jul 20, 2010, 06:16:37 PM
YOU SHOT MY TWIN...........well played.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 20, 2010, 06:17:34 PM
*My voice is heard Mystically, because I'm still stuck in another dimension... with Chupa.*

Whatever doesnt kill you makes you weirder... PS I want to go home!  :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 20, 2010, 06:19:31 PM
*Shoots the real Solace*

Bang! Heh, heh.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Solace on Jul 20, 2010, 06:21:32 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 20, 2010, 06:19:31 PM
*Shoots the real Solace*

Bang! Heh, heh.

Just a decoy.Shazam.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 06:29:46 PM
Quote from: Lie1295 on Jul 20, 2010, 06:17:34 PM
PS I want to go home!  :'(
Don't worry!
*Tries to rebuild interdimensional biomech vehicle*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 20, 2010, 06:34:09 PM
Were going home Chupa! Sorry about your helmet man when you gotta go you gotta go.  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 20, 2010, 06:44:14 PM
*Destroys vehicle*
Lie you can only come if you leave Chupa!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 06:45:47 PM
...That was my plan.
Dammit how many times I have to rebuild that damned vehicle?
No wait, I can open a portal myself.
*Opens portal*
Quick Lie come here!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 20, 2010, 06:46:43 PM
ILL HOLD CHUPA BACK RUN!!!!!
*Holds Chupa by the neck with one arm*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Solace on Jul 20, 2010, 06:47:59 PM
Chupas dead.......ate some bad chocolate out of the trash.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 06:48:30 PM
You can go with him!
*Kicks Solace in Giger dimension*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 20, 2010, 06:54:27 PM
I'm Free! But Chupa...  :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Solace on Jul 20, 2010, 06:56:10 PM
Quote from: Lie1295 on Jul 20, 2010, 06:54:27 PM
I'm Free! But Chupa...  :'(

Your dead too.How'd you miss that?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 06:57:14 PM
No, he isn't. You are.
*Throws Solace in Giger Dimension*
*Shrugs* I'm sorry Chupa.
*Closes portal*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Solace on Jul 20, 2010, 06:59:17 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 06:57:14 PM
No, he isn't. You are.
*Throws Solace in Giger Dimension*
*Shrugs* I'm sorry Chupa.
*Closes portal*

Haha.You actually missed and threw me into the portal.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 07:00:23 PM
That was the intention you know. Now you are trapped in the Giger Dimension until further judgement.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 20, 2010, 07:04:44 PM
I have an idea!!!
*Obliterates giger dimension and anyone inside it forever*
:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 07:05:52 PM
You can't obliterate Giger's dimension. It will always be there until Giger stops thinking pervert biomech things.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 20, 2010, 07:12:34 PM
The old one is gone. This new one is full of his newest perverted thoughts  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 07:14:48 PM
Also regenerating who was inside... including the Mel-Queen dammit!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 20, 2010, 07:15:57 PM
The Mel-Queen was not inside there! Its still inbetween the threads.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 07:18:56 PM
You don't know, but I had a fight with it a while ago... to get rid of it I threw it in the Giger Dimension. Weird that we didn't meet it though.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 20, 2010, 07:32:33 PM
I knew about that. That happened when i was a lurker here.
Chupa pressed the reset button remember?!?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 07:34:17 PM
Exactly. It was after. The first time I managed it to eat a grenade.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 20, 2010, 07:53:27 PM
Your contradicting yourself now!  >:(
Either way its alive and there cant be more than one or theyd kill each other so were safe....kinda
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 07:57:08 PM
The second fight was offscreen (or dare I say off-forum? :P)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 20, 2010, 07:58:16 PM
Then its not cannon!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 07:59:21 PM
Ach!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 20, 2010, 07:59:46 PM
Cannon lol
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 20, 2010, 08:03:17 PM
You have people to thank for your freedom Lie!  >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 08:04:42 PM
Hey! I opened the portal!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 20, 2010, 08:06:38 PM
Did i ever mention my name? I said PEOPLE!  >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 08:07:52 PM
Gnah... Let's all get along.
Tea?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theparrot.it%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F01%2Ftea_cup_small.jpeg&hash=f3a5672de3856b6f7fd6672d5403da51d0415bb9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 20, 2010, 08:09:38 PM
Sure. *Transforms his cup of tea into Lemonade.* Ill have a cup.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 20, 2010, 08:10:57 PM
*Picks you a cup of tea*

Yeah your right Fitz how rude of me... Thanks Omega.

As for you Fitz

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FDie.jpg&hash=9087b69240641f68ed3c6981aa5cc5ce44517748)

Die.

*Then takes a sip of tea*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 20, 2010, 08:12:41 PM
Im like half god dude.
*Transforms bullet/lazer into lemonade and swallows it.*
I cant die anymore but i do have to wear this mask now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 20, 2010, 08:15:16 PM
*Sits down with the cup of tea*

Fair enough, I tried.

*Continues to drink*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 20, 2010, 08:19:06 PM
*Bounces into thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 20, 2010, 09:02:13 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 20, 2010, 08:19:06 PM
*Bounces into thread*
Well hello there PBA. Care for some tea?

Also i jus remembered ima Space Trucker now!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.tinypic.com%2F5540w6.jpg&hash=f24dae8750a839bc7bd6c37a8b7a325d46538a2b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 20, 2010, 09:04:22 PM
*Bounces outta thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 20, 2010, 09:05:49 PM
I guess he doesnt like tea.
*Takes a sip of his lemonade*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Chump on Jul 20, 2010, 09:07:35 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 20, 2010, 09:04:22 PM
*Bounces outta thread*
I this some sort of thread based pinball?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 20, 2010, 09:09:29 PM
No.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpoolsuicide.jpg&hash=7b07d1ac1747488a807ed650fb4c4539e8335957)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 20, 2010, 09:10:05 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.tinypic.com%2F5540w6.jpg&hash=f24dae8750a839bc7bd6c37a8b7a325d46538a2b)
Welll at least the blood didnt get on the window.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Chump on Jul 20, 2010, 09:11:01 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 20, 2010, 09:09:29 PM
No.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpoolsuicide.jpg&hash=7b07d1ac1747488a807ed650fb4c4539e8335957)
Well there's your problem..
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 09:16:51 PM
*Puts Chump in a giant pinball and begins to play*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Chump on Jul 20, 2010, 09:18:44 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 09:16:51 PM
*Puts Chump in a giant pinball and begins to play*
TILT
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 09:19:03 PM
Bonus points!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Chump on Jul 20, 2010, 09:20:13 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 09:19:03 PM
Bonus points!
PING PING PING PING http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AKbUm8GrbM
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 09:20:54 PM
Woooo I got the ball (chump) in the space tunnel! 40.000 bonus points!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Chump on Jul 20, 2010, 09:24:00 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jul 20, 2010, 09:20:54 PM
Woooo I got the ball (chump) in the space tunnel! 40.000 bonus points!
Well it sure was worthwile getting that avatar.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 20, 2010, 09:33:53 PM
And then i finished my tea.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Solace on Jul 20, 2010, 10:57:10 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 20, 2010, 09:33:53 PM
And then i finished my tea.

You dont get tea anymore.Cha-ching.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 20, 2010, 11:27:25 PM
*a ball of light appears in front of the stage, all the people expectant as the lightnings strike the metal frame and set the amps on fire*

*the smoke disipates and a naked man stands up, then suddently, batman riding a motorcycle jumps over him as the fire works go off and trows him a helmet, then anounces:*

-HE IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*the man puts the helmet on and starts singing:*


-HERE I AM!!! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICAAAANEEEE!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw_Lf-JhdSU
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 20, 2010, 11:36:53 PM
*Gazes at Chupa then turns back*

You took your sweet time.

*Then continues to drink tea*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 21, 2010, 02:08:21 AM
*Jumps Chupa from behind and repeatedlty stabs his brain stem*
You arent allowed to come here! YOU ALMOST KILLED THIS THREAD!
*Throws Chupas body off the stage then sets it on fire before Obliterating it from exstence.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 21, 2010, 02:33:39 AM
*melts down and reforms behind Cap*

i do not have brain matter.

*absorbs capt. Fitzgerald like The Thing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 21, 2010, 02:40:35 AM
Who is the wise guy who threw a Molotov Cocktail into my back seat!?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi625.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt338%2Fnostalgiaaddict88%2FDirtyHarryCallahanCarTrouble.jpg&hash=48272664e3abf17348120839923a8d1ba3b09dbd)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Solace on Jul 21, 2010, 05:33:43 AM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jul 21, 2010, 02:40:35 AM
Who is the wise guy who threw a Molotov Cocktail into my back seat!?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi625.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt338%2Fnostalgiaaddict88%2FDirtyHarryCallahanCarTrouble.jpg&hash=48272664e3abf17348120839923a8d1ba3b09dbd)

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 21, 2010, 05:39:00 AM
*Disintigrates Chupa from the inside destroying every particle of dna and every molecule in his being.*
Dont try messing with me Chupa...Im a whole evolutionary step in front of you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Solace on Jul 21, 2010, 05:45:04 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 21, 2010, 05:39:00 AM
*Disintigrates Chupa from the inside destroying every particle of dna and every molecule in his being.*
Dont try messing with me Chupa...Im a whole evolutionary step in front of you.

You killed Chupa..........NOW YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!


*shoots Fitzgerald to death then shoots 50 more times for good measure*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 21, 2010, 05:49:32 AM
*Turns each bullet into a piece of cake and eats them matrix style*
Tasty!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 21, 2010, 05:50:30 AM
Thanks for being honest. I was wondering because
I WANTED TO GIVE IT BACK!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi625.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt338%2Fnostalgiaaddict88%2FDirtyHarryCallahanReturningaPresent.jpg&hash=4bea0f6ef2ca3d0fd104cc33606f6f8dede6157d)
(Throws cocktail at Solace, striking him in the face)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 21, 2010, 05:53:32 AM
*Amplifies flame from Mullatov to 200000000 times the normal heat*
Burn bi!ch BURN!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 21, 2010, 02:47:30 PM
I challenge you all to a Smash Bros. Match.

Rules:
NO ITEMS
MEMBERS ONLY
FINAL DESTINATION!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.smashbros.com%2Fen_us%2Fstages%2Fimages%2Fstage25%2Fstage25_080205a-l.jpg&hash=4adb9b049449bb5e9080d0ecffd77250f9979a6c)

*Teleports all Pillowfighting members to Final Destination*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 21, 2010, 03:14:31 PM
What place is this!?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.basilrathbone.net%2Ffilms%2Fcomedyofterrors%2Fcot19.jpg&hash=a503acc1571224f7b6acd191f02eaacc1cbd46b5)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Solace on Jul 21, 2010, 03:39:28 PM
Pika Pika,bitches.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 21, 2010, 03:48:12 PM
*bursts from Capt. Fitzgerald's chest*

I AM A PART OF YOUUUUUUUuuuu....

*runs away*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi42.tinypic.com%2F2lnwrya.jpg&hash=d8c4c03f144d34192a954267d7ee935dfa709260)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 21, 2010, 04:35:23 PM
*Looks around*

:) The Final Destination... But no items come on? Omega be reasonable!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 21, 2010, 04:41:13 PM
Click (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-7gmds2njg)
:P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 21, 2010, 04:48:00 PM
I know what your referencing but if your a true Smash bros player, you know that there is nothing worse than a match with no items.

I know you'll make the right choice.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 21, 2010, 04:50:05 PM
Hum.
*Goes on rules and puts in all items*
No wait
*Deletes explosive box and pinball thing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Solace on Jul 21, 2010, 05:50:14 PM
The power of my pika thunder will kill you all.Especially you,Omega.YOU!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 21, 2010, 06:34:21 PM
Pfffft!
*Takes Smash Sphere and Transforms into Giga Bowser*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.majhost.com%2Fgallery%2Fmanaleader%2FAvatarTen6%2Fgigabowser.jpg&hash=c4b5ddc1df16bdd6a2e3fbd587b9b630b5135818)
Rawr.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 21, 2010, 07:00:55 PM
*Deletes Chupa from existence*
I respect your randomness. But i cannot risk this thread dyeing again.
*Transforms into captain falcon*
COME ON!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 21, 2010, 07:04:09 PM
*Headbutts Solace causing him to go K.O.*
-1
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 21, 2010, 07:08:39 PM
*Throws pokeball summoning Lugia*
Die! -1, -1
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 21, 2010, 07:15:01 PM
I'm still in Giga mode, no knockback!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 21, 2010, 07:25:16 PM
that thing aint infinite OZ. Stop...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 21, 2010, 07:25:58 PM
Shit!
*Reverts back to normal Bowser form*
Dammit... at least Lugia disappeared.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 21, 2010, 07:26:31 PM
Bob-omb!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 21, 2010, 07:29:08 PM
*Turns face and avoids bob-omb*
Assistant!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.smashbros.com%2Fen_us%2Fitems%2Fassist%2Fimages%2Fassist01%2Fassist01_070702e-l.jpg&hash=cccc80731664456d785f80a9a14f16b54cff885f)
Oh, not this.... no! NOOOOO
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 21, 2010, 07:47:57 PM
Time ran out!
SUDDEN DEATH!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 21, 2010, 07:51:44 PM
*Suddenly Headbutts Fitzgerald and sends him KO*

Fair fight fellow fighters!
*Teleport to the last location*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 21, 2010, 07:54:06 PM
*inside capt. Fitzgerald's skull, a little man witha helmet scratches the bone*

-"YOU Can't get RID Of Meeee!!!"

(a prize for whoever gets the reference)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 21, 2010, 08:03:38 PM
I wasnt here!  >:(
Also Chupa
*Opens upp skull*
GTFO!
*Throws out Chupa*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 21, 2010, 08:08:16 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi42.tinypic.com%2F2ujmfro.jpg&hash=a0cb7922dba46070c61bffd88c66db5b5d9b5be0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 21, 2010, 08:10:11 PM
As a fellow soldier i would like to make peace.
*Puts out hand*
As long as you dont kill the thread.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 21, 2010, 09:23:41 PM
Really?! After offering to let me out and not Chupa?! After sending us both to a different dimension?!

Friends?! Friends! AHHH!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fnormal_final_flash_1.jpg&hash=5868b046d4d718aa2dfa172cc64df0f9c470cfe1)

*After 5 minutes of powering up*

*pants* It's time I ended this! Final Flash!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FFinal_Flash.png&hash=f352a23d736c56ab05fdd05bc1f3b3675efb432a)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth07.deviantart.net%2Ffs46%2F300W%2Ff%2F2009%2F225%2Fb%2F0%2FFinal_Flash_by_Ridley126.jpg&hash=1255e552e453131844f250e161c76f0021696207)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 21, 2010, 09:43:37 PM
Peace is not friendship.
*Turns blast into a candybar*
Now eat that and go away.
*Holds out hand again*
Chupa?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 21, 2010, 10:21:56 PM
I DECLARE COLD WAR!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 21, 2010, 10:23:16 PM
*Generates 200000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 nukes out of thin air and smiles*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 21, 2010, 10:29:53 PM
not so fast, browski:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-10682693 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-10682693)

your nuclear warfare is obsolete! and now, my newest weapon, the "Sword of Damocles" orbital Rod lauching station is Operative!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.defensetech.org%2Farchives%2Fimages%2Frods.jpg&hash=0286c3f880ea891a17c0f71816f5edb53009cdfe)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 21, 2010, 10:37:07 PM
*Deletes weapon from existence.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jul 21, 2010, 11:03:19 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 21, 2010, 10:21:56 PM
I DECLARE COLD WAR!!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.uktaide.net%2FYuki2k5kj%2Fsnowballsbskt.jpg&hash=8565d2e8602853a3e3b141b205db852e91cc660b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 21, 2010, 11:04:34 PM
One snowball=nuclear armeggedon. :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 22, 2010, 09:26:03 AM
Cold war?
I call my Alien Alliance!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbloatedpenguin.mikescottlew.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F10%2FIndependenceDayMovieLow.JPG&hash=94d327155315c38bb19aa1f501aff646bb8c71bb)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 22, 2010, 09:34:04 AM
I may call my sheep cannon!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FSheepcannon.jpg&hash=687a79d611176640d86f09c3843a2ccdfae8bdf8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 22, 2010, 04:23:30 PM
and i call an A-10 Airstrike with the fakest explosion FX team ever!:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-VJ8JgwTnY

never underestimate the warthogs. these things can fly with enough bombs, Missiles and Rockets to Obliterate Manhatan, the main gun fires 30mm depleted uranium armor piercing rounds or high explosive incendiary at a 4000 rpm rate, and since they are supersonic, you never hear them coming. and dont you dream of shooting them down, they can fly with one wing, one engine and one tail, and have a flat bottom that helps them dive without gear in one piece.

these babies kept the soviets away during the cold war.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 23, 2010, 12:39:51 PM
I call the Sandworms also!
*Hits Ground with a weird device*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fc%2Fce%2FSandwormmouth.jpg&hash=6757be79e817eb0703a37344b87acf030de97f0e)
SHAI HULUD!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 12:50:31 PM
Grabs Pred Queen, PBA, and OZ and sends them to the beach paradise dimension. Then detonates Nuclear Arsenal killing Chupa, thd worms, Aliens, as well as destroying the snowballs and sheep cannon.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 23, 2010, 01:04:16 PM
Argh!
*Buys time machine and uses it to go back in time just before Fitzgerald does so*
*Does a no-no gesture*
Aliens, attack with your doom cannon at FULL FORCE!
*Aliens destroy detonator and bombs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 23, 2010, 01:06:55 PM
Beach paradise dimension my ass! I hate the beach!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 01:11:26 PM
*Uses godlike powers to stop Cold War before it begins*
Lets all just relax...
<.<
>.>
Tea anyone?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 23, 2010, 01:12:14 PM
TEA!! *Grabs a cup*
Anyway *sips tea* I call an alliance with PBA.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 02:21:38 PM
I say the three of us team up against Chupa. *Sips lemonade*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 23, 2010, 02:28:08 PM
I call an alliance against this damn beach. It's sand is violating me, I need a judge!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 02:31:50 PM
*Transforms sand into pool*
There... Now how do we kill Chupa?
*Sips lemonade*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 23, 2010, 02:34:41 PM
Hmm, water... relaxation... go ahead, kill Chupa. I'm gonna chill here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 23, 2010, 02:35:52 PM
It's... it's a swimming pool? *Eyes enlighten*
*Goes around shrieking and then dives*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 02:37:07 PM
SCORE!
*Teleports*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 02:38:42 PM
*Teleport*
Im back! :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 23, 2010, 02:39:38 PM
Um... clever Idea.
You double posted, thus inviting Chupa to come here and say "Don't double post!".
I'd set a good trap if I was you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 02:44:04 PM
Chupa doesnt exist :)
I killed him in the womb.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 23, 2010, 02:46:56 PM
If you know him, you know he'll come back somehow.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 23, 2010, 02:47:46 PM
Just like I came back!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 23, 2010, 02:49:03 PM
Your ego's showing  ::)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 23, 2010, 02:51:18 PM
Oh sorry, I'll go cover myself.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 23, 2010, 03:01:05 PM
You do that...

*Quickly knocks out PBA and opens a breifcase*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.nolanfans.com%2Fwordpress%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F04%2Fdreammachinereals.png&hash=8e7919ca8f44c61123bb81a45b5bb1420f1f82fa)

I'm gonna have me some fun.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 03:01:59 PM
The Womb is a place only Star Children can access where all dimensions meet.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 23, 2010, 03:04:35 PM
*while hooking PBA to the dream machine*

I heard you the first time and what does that mean anyway?  ???
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 03:07:23 PM
Chupa doesnt exist anymore, anywhere, anywhen.
Also *destroys briefcase*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 23, 2010, 03:07:36 PM
*Slashes Dream Machine*
Just for shit 'n jiggles lololol
*Dives in swimming pool*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 03:09:32 PM
Now leave Lie.
*Wakes up PBA*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 23, 2010, 03:13:01 PM
No Barbie.. don't do that to Ken, it's so wrong...

Oh wait!? What?! Where am I? Oh, I'm here. With you, again.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 23, 2010, 03:13:19 PM
*hisses like a snake and backs away*

I'll get a your dreams someday... Someday!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 23, 2010, 03:14:19 PM
Drowzee, I choose you!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pokemoncharacters.com%2Fimages%2Fpokemon%2F096drowzee.gif&hash=f853867eb56d62ff3ba4c50dd806862f6258d27f)
..Go after Lie and OM NOM his dreams.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 23, 2010, 03:17:11 PM
*Jumps back*

Bring it, Houndoom go!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpokemon.supercheats.com%2Fartwork%2F229.png&hash=ebe25fec9c4a2a51d601adff82be2c561b641a88)

Use anal rape attack!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 23, 2010, 03:18:30 PM
*Wipes eyes*

That isn't... it's an overweight space jockey battling the bastard child of a ram and a wolf! Run for the hills!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 03:31:35 PM
ENOUGH!
I HAVE REACHED FULL POWER NOW THAT IM USING MY DOWNSTAIRS COMPUTER!
So lets have a go at this then.....
*Banishes Lie and Houndoom from the thread for five minutes*
Okay and now....
*Gives OZ Level 100 shiny legendaries with attacks that never miss*
Ok resume in 3 minutes.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 23, 2010, 03:33:39 PM
*Peeks over the hills*

Are they gone?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 03:34:37 PM
Yes for now. And then teyll get insta owned.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 23, 2010, 03:35:28 PM
That's a lot of firepower!
I choose you!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi210.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb187%2FMinirizzle%2FShinyMew.png&hash=64908ce9ebad50bd6879745c1596c8e4fd17e8f5)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 03:38:45 PM
Now we wait for Lie.
Also should he not come in five minutes OZ wins.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 23, 2010, 03:40:23 PM
I declare OmegaZilla the winner, because the newer Poke'mon suck!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 03:41:39 PM
Lol. Good point. Also its been 4 minutes. I think  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vulhala on Jul 23, 2010, 03:41:59 PM
I win. Because I just do.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 03:43:00 PM
My god powers can be thwarted by your new MOD powers darn it!
Ok Vulhala wins....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 23, 2010, 03:45:23 PM
*waiting out side the thread*

5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

* door to the thread opens and I hear the words*

"newer Pokemon suck"

Oh Hell No! Johto Pokemon rock the rest of the newer ones suck!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FHoundoom_Trainer_by_crackhobbit.jpg&hash=3d56539bd487d76269a5e73796015944eecaf467)

Ready or not here I come, with my man boobs!

*Houndoom lounges on Cap and rips of his throat*

Step aside PBA, me and the Pokemon master over there have a score to settle.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 03:46:28 PM
When he bit me he dissintegrated....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 23, 2010, 03:47:00 PM
*Runs back to the hills*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 23, 2010, 03:48:38 PM
Mew used Earthquake!
It's super-effective!
Lie's Houndoom fainted!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 03:49:00 PM
Quote from: Lie1295 on Jul 23, 2010, 03:45:23 PM
*waiting out side the thread*

5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

* door to the thread opens and I hear the words*

"newer Pokemon suck"

Oh Hell No! Johto Pokemon rock the rest of the newer ones suck!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FHoundoom_Trainer_by_crackhobbit.jpg&hash=3d56539bd487d76269a5e73796015944eecaf467)

Ready or not here I come, with my man boobs!

*Houndoom lounges on Cap and rips of his throat*

Step aside PBA, me and the Pokemon master over there have a score to settle.
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 03:46:28 PM
When he bit me he dissintegrated....
Its not fainted dude.... The things dead.  :P
Ehh. You told him to do it. And anyone who touches my skin dies.....
Thats why i wear the mask and the body armor now. But he BIT it. And now hes dead...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 23, 2010, 03:49:55 PM
Just because Houndoom's gone doesnt change the fact that he still ripped out your throat, now this can go the easy way or the hard way the choice is yours.

Do you wanna live or not Cap?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 23, 2010, 03:50:34 PM
*Throws Cap in Stargate Sarcophagus*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 03:52:51 PM
im already dead. And also Omnipotent. I cant die be hurt etc. etc.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jul 23, 2010, 03:50:34 PM
*Throws Cap in Stargate Sarcophagus*
*Sarcophagos ceases to exist upon contact with body*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 23, 2010, 03:53:56 PM
Gruh. The Sarcophagus can resurrect dead things.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 03:54:39 PM
Nothing will make me come back cuz im technically not dead but not alive...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 23, 2010, 04:02:58 PM
Tea break!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 04:11:59 PM
Break? More like after loss tea distribution Lie.
*Transforms tea into lemonade*
Btw. When i eat or drink i phase it through my mask
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 23, 2010, 04:24:19 PM
*Stares down at the lemonade that way a nice cup of tea in disbelief*

Oh Hell No! You done unleash the dragon!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uRzvlVoX1A

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 04:27:16 PM
You dont wanna see me throw up with my mask on do you?
Im horribly alergic to tea. Ever since i was 5 if i drank tea i would continually vomit and get colds.
(True Story)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 23, 2010, 04:37:04 PM
Is that so...   :D

*4 spears appear from the sky and pin Cap to the ground by his arms and legs*

Well then if you cant die and yet your not really alive...

*Pulls out a thermos and slowly unscrews the top*

;D

*Pours all of the tea from the thermos down Cap's throat*

All Hail Britanina!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 04:41:41 PM
*Spears cease to exist when they make contact with my body*
THATS IT LIE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY4MKj9Q784
Takes off mask....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 23, 2010, 04:50:13 PM
Have it your way!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F8026-bigthumbnail.jpg&hash=be80265e2cc27adf77a1a1b53e297fc101dd8970)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 05:13:52 PM
Quote from: Lie1295 on Jul 23, 2010, 04:50:13 PM
Have it your way!

http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac206/Lie1295/8026-bigthumbnail.jpg
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi28.tinypic.com%2F2hsbs7t.jpg&hash=7b99af5fdcc5d10abae18c1a9fd62b84d51011e2)
If you touch me you cease to exist.... DO YOU REALLY WANT TO FIGHT ME HAND TO HAND?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 23, 2010, 05:29:12 PM
*Growls*
Someone... someone wasted tea?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 23, 2010, 05:29:51 PM
http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Susanoo (http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Susanoo)

It's never just a hand to hand fight with me.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 05:35:17 PM
Anything that touches me ceases to exist. Even ninjutsu and shuriken. And you cant copy me without killing yourself.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 23, 2010, 05:40:32 PM
That's a too big advantage.
*Begins to search the source of Fitzgerald's invulnerability*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 23, 2010, 05:42:13 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 05:35:17 PM
Anything that touches me ceases to exist.

That means even you...

*Turns to Omega*

Omega... your gonna have to be strong now you hear... I need you to take care of your mother for me.

*smiles and says*

Goodbye Son.

*Runs up the Cap and grabs his hand and places it on his own head*

Ultimate Double KO Face Palm!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 23, 2010, 05:45:32 PM
Lie, nooooooo! *tries to stop Lie but ultimately fails*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 05:56:56 PM
*Fitzgerald removes his hand from his head* It dissapears if i want it to. *Waves hand*
Lie reappears as a ghost. There ya go. And dont worry being a ghost aint so bad.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 23, 2010, 06:07:44 PM
Hey Wake up its your move!

*Cap takes a look around and finds that he is in heaven playing me at a game of chess*

Were you dreaming about having non canon super natural powers again, you died face it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 06:11:40 PM
Cannon! (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Feds.nettracks.com%2Fuploads%2Fcannon-lg.jpg&hash=84152f7bca5e5bcafa3b0c18e3af11812f862f07)
Lol but my powers are canon i got them in the just talk thread black hole from Space Marines.
Besides dude being a ghost is fun  ;D I LOVED IT! I just came back to life sorta when Reaper came along.
I mean as a ghost you can mess with people and they cant do anything back. BUT BEWARE! if they get too mad they may call the Ghost Busters and then your screwed if i dont bail you out.
EDIT: I also hate chess and if I went to heaven id most likely be having fun not just ya know.....Playing chess.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 23, 2010, 06:19:25 PM
Fine lets go play poker with the other former members.

Puks! It's too long...  :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 06:22:08 PM
I'll go to the table right now i need to go find my mask....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 23, 2010, 08:30:12 PM
*Suddenly a giant maze springs up, seperating Cap. and Lie, and everybody else*

Hey! I don't like bush! D:<
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 23, 2010, 08:50:11 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 23, 2010, 08:30:12 PM
Hey! I don't like bush! D:<
(Grabs PBAs shirt collar.)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi625.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt338%2Fnostalgiaaddict88%2FDirtyHarryCallahanElevatorCocial.jpg&hash=b40054432290eab5d8ae62a35a678a1d071e12ca)
I don't like Bush either. I just wanted to grab some guy's collar.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 23, 2010, 08:54:00 PM
Hey man, watch the suit. Mercenary Red don't come cheap.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 23, 2010, 09:00:17 PM
*Gets rid of Maze and puts on mask and hood*
Poker time!  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 24, 2010, 09:33:02 AM
I... I found it
*A purple gem shines in my hands*
This is the source of Fitzgerald's power!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 24, 2010, 07:16:00 PM
Nope..... My power is technically some Monolith floating somewhere in the cosmos i dont know about.....
Every little thing ive ever said about my powers still has something to do with 2001 a space oddyssey.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jul 24, 2010, 08:45:22 PM
Who wants Tea?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.holymtn.com%2Fteapots%2Fzoom%2F110-378med.jpg&hash=79e0874280598a5c38072d4bffb895c1d93e1d2c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 24, 2010, 08:50:35 PM
TEA!!!

*runs and grabs a cup of tea then sits down and watches a video on an Ipod*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rMt2PibeR0

*blushs*

I wish my name was Nikol.  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 24, 2010, 08:57:53 PM
Cool ill take some tea.
*Takes cup and transforms it into lemonade then sips*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 24, 2010, 09:57:44 PM
*stops by the door*

*looks inside*

nope. still nothing interesting.

here you guys, tanks dancing ballet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcT_fQIP6bU
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 25, 2010, 10:24:21 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 24, 2010, 07:16:00 PM
Nope..... My power is technically some Monolith floating somewhere in the cosmos i dont know about.....
I know, the Monolith just condensed itself into this gem when I found it.

Quote from: Predator Queen on Jul 24, 2010, 08:45:22 PM
Who wants Tea?
http://www.holymtn.com/teapots/zoom/110-378med.jpg
TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Grabs 5 cups of tea*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 25, 2010, 05:32:45 PM
It's a peaceful day today no members fighting or anything.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg156.imageshack.us%2Fimg156%2F8110%2Fsasuke241jv9uj0.jpg&hash=f2d2e3dd3d835ef3450af943f4fd386e859b6780)

*sighs*

Wheres Chupa when you need him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 25, 2010, 07:52:04 PM
Well OZ Monoliths dont act like that. And you still cant kill me. Theres no way you can get inside and I dont think you have more money than me to bribe SpaceMarines into killing a fellow star child so yeah...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 25, 2010, 09:25:40 PM
*Travels into space with a Predator Ship*
*As he is pulling a hyper-speed lever*
I'll find it.
*Disappears in the infinitum*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 25, 2010, 09:32:43 PM
I thought you already had it?
And how are you supposed to fit in a predator ship?!? Your Godzilla! :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jul 25, 2010, 09:36:09 PM
Quote from: Lie1295 on Jul 25, 2010, 05:32:45 PM
It's a peaceful day today no members fighting or anything.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg156.imageshack.us%2Fimg156%2F8110%2Fsasuke241jv9uj0.jpg&hash=f2d2e3dd3d835ef3450af943f4fd386e859b6780)

*sighs*

Wheres Chupa when you need him.
{Sips her tea} You're so lucky I am not one of those rabid Sasuke fan girls...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 25, 2010, 09:38:21 PM
Were all lucky for that! Not just him. This thread would die faster than an elf in a chamber full of poison gemstones of mystic power!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 25, 2010, 09:47:27 PM
hello there!

i was putting some wielded metal protections on my house. effective agaisnt buglars, zombies and velociraptors.

and if it doesnt work....

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi25.tinypic.com%2F1zmf0w4.jpg&hash=ea667597f913cd29109ffb3f46453722bfae07e3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 25, 2010, 09:49:40 PM
Velociraptors, but not against Assblasters!
*Unleashes an army of Abs on Acheronsis' property*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fscienceblogs.com%2Fafarensis%2Fupload%2F2006%2F08%2Fass%2520blaster.jpg&hash=1ab7a27c4aa12e77a9847b34f03415c92208632c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 25, 2010, 09:58:27 PM
They killed the only Latino actor!
*Pullls out four miniguns that float around his body*
DIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 25, 2010, 10:03:47 PM
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi26.tinypic.com%2F24q7p4x.jpg&hash=ad13479c6e535a8a2d36fd7804203829ed744911)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 25, 2010, 10:06:12 PM
*turns around while the miniguns continue to shoot the Abs*
Me?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 25, 2010, 10:56:12 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jul 25, 2010, 09:36:09 PM
Quote from: Lie1295 on Jul 25, 2010, 05:32:45 PM
It's a peaceful day today no members fighting or anything.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg156.imageshack.us%2Fimg156%2F8110%2Fsasuke241jv9uj0.jpg&hash=f2d2e3dd3d835ef3450af943f4fd386e859b6780)

*sighs*

Wheres Chupa when you need him.
{Sips her tea} You're so lucky I am not one of those rabid Sasuke fan girls...

What would you do if you were one of those rabid... Sasuke fan girls?  :)

Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 25, 2010, 10:03:47 PM
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!
http://i26.tinypic.com/24q7p4x.jpg


:D

Better do as he says Cap
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 25, 2010, 11:00:37 PM
Does he mean me?
Im helping!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 28, 2010, 03:09:23 PM
*Returns from Deep Space*
lol hai guys
*Puts a big rectangular black object in front of self*
This is the Monolith that gives Fitzgerald his power!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 28, 2010, 03:10:07 PM
Don't touch me jackass.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 28, 2010, 03:15:36 PM
Oh, I won't.
This little thing will.
*Releases a small spider-like machine*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc08.deviantart.net%2Ffs18%2Ff%2F2007%2F219%2F1%2Ff%2FSpider_Mech_6_by_Liemn.jpg&hash=95603edaf305a7f149c1d4245d214851acb1d716)
*The machine crawls on the Monolith, and then, injects a needle in it*
If you are wondering what the Spider is doing, it is simply taking a sample, nothing more.
*Machine crawls out of the Monolith and goes in self's hand*
Wonderful. You will have news about me soon. *Disappears in the darkness*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 28, 2010, 03:23:45 PM
(OmegaZilla walks in his front door. Turns around and bumps into........)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi625.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt338%2Fnostalgiaaddict88%2FDawnofMan.jpg&hash=afec2a05bc499533c725e1fc34c01a6712fedb1f)
Don't make me tip over on you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 28, 2010, 03:25:38 PM
o hai Monolith
*Extends an arm device and presses the button at the end*
*Waves hand as self descends in a secret underground bunker*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 28, 2010, 03:30:47 PM
(OmegaZilla reaches underground)
Ahem.
(OmegaZilla turns around and looks up)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi625.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt338%2Fnostalgiaaddict88%2FMoonMission.jpg&hash=8588d3d4e0988bce168ad17ac1acb96c8c7038e3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 28, 2010, 03:41:14 PM
You just came in time. I'm trying my hyper-speed vehicle that allows me to travel all-around AvPG in a few seconds. Look! *Disappears*
*Reappears again*
cool, huh?
Tea time now! You want some?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 28, 2010, 03:42:30 PM
Tea sounds most satisfying. We Monoliths happen to really love tea.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 28, 2010, 03:43:50 PM
*Sips tea* We? There are others?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 28, 2010, 03:58:21 PM
(Gestures to TV screen. OmegaZilla looks.)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi625.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt338%2Fnostalgiaaddict88%2F2010MonolithParty.jpg&hash=90078250a5af9ee2042831f3aced9dfb7ac5f915)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 28, 2010, 04:54:42 PM
(https://php.radford.edu/~geog-web/GeogBlog/wp-includes/images/smilies/omg.png)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 28, 2010, 05:48:18 PM
Everyone seems to react that way. And THAT was just a bachelor party.
Can you quess which one I am?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 28, 2010, 05:53:09 PM
Far-right on the screen?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 28, 2010, 05:55:18 PM
Nope.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi625.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt338%2Fnostalgiaaddict88%2F2010MonolithPartyAnswer.jpg&hash=beb43ea0a1a85e3d020985b75745b85486519245)
(Sips tea)
This is very good tea. So, who will we beat up today?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 28, 2010, 06:05:44 PM
I have a plan indeed. I already have your sample, now I need something... else. *Monolith approaches menacingly* Hey, not from you, obviously. Will you strict an alliance with me?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 28, 2010, 06:52:32 PM
Ok so let me point out some problems.
1. Mono is Space Marines Monolith.
2. All Monoliths are impenitrable from the outside, Your spiders needle would have broken.
3. My monolith might even be in a different dimension, or it could be evolving a species, if its in either you wont be able to find or hurt it.
Theres more but thats enough. K thanks bai!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 28, 2010, 07:01:15 PM
And you think I didn't know Monoliths are impenetrable from the outside? I developed a technology which could. I used icandoallshitzinium.
But now, my friends... it is finally ready.
*Spider Machine crawls over self's hand*
While Fitzgerald was talking, this little machine managed to transport blood cells from his body while not touching him. Then, it managed to reproduce the cells, effectively creating a centilitre of blood. Fitzgerald's blood. With Fitzgerald's DNA taken, now my ultimate weapon is ready... before that, the Spider travelled back in time, taking tissues from all of the pillowfighters that have been in there - all of them.
And now... it is ready.
*Spider's head opens, and a little syringe containing a blue liquid exits of it*
The ultimate serum! Admire its powers!
*Injects serum in the center of the chest*
Admire... it.
*Starts transforming*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 28, 2010, 07:13:31 PM
It's cool. The sample from me? He only thought it was from me.
It was a Tootsie Roll.
(Leans forward)
This should be funny.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 28, 2010, 07:25:33 PM
^ It really should  :D
Also ima computer program technically (pun not intended) so i have no blood and neither does Space Marines. And half of the people in this thread were ghosts or demons so they dont have blood. You got like 12 fighters and a tootsie roll in you OZ.
;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 28, 2010, 09:11:57 PM
12 fighters, because you didn't count all of the shitz like the Mel Queen, Godzilla, Galactus and Cthulhu. Huaaaarrrghhhh
*arm grows more bony and biomechanical*
All the power of you.... infused in me!
*Eyes sparkle*
To be sure, I've taken both a sample of circulatory fluid, and tissue, of all of you. That's how it works. Present you, but also past you. And future you who knows...
*Grows into a Cthulhu-Alien-Predator-Moorwen-Kothoga-Godzilla Biomechanical Monster*
And now... to acheronsis' base!
*Erupts violently from the ground and leads to Acheronsis' base*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 28, 2010, 09:13:18 PM
Wait.....
Were killing Chupa?
F@#%ing A!
*Follows OZ*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 28, 2010, 09:20:37 PM
But....but his avatar!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 28, 2010, 09:23:43 PM
From the past version of myself, I summon.... the clone army!

*Clone army splits all over self's body and falls down formed and ready to fight*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi39.tinypic.com%2F2h5v190.jpg&hash=00194472a336815b8d864c8672d12542ea24558d)

Music plays in the background:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSF2i0rU_Q8
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 28, 2010, 09:30:45 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jul 28, 2010, 09:20:37 PM
But....but his avatar!
What about it?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 28, 2010, 09:36:50 PM
It brings laughter. Surely you cannot mean to destroy that which brings laughter.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 28, 2010, 09:46:41 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Jul 28, 2010, 09:36:50 PM
It brings laughter. Surely you cannot mean to destroy that which brings laughter.
Were killing him in this thread. He almost killed it before and i dont feel like giving him another chance.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 28, 2010, 09:49:07 PM
*Omega fiery carving forms in self's chest*
*Fires Laser*
Weps, I accidentally destroyed Tokio Hotel's residence...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 29, 2010, 12:20:15 AM
                                  I am ready
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.tinypic.com%2Fdc6i4m.jpg&hash=773c6cb7a4ebc071beb9b88715ba507b33bdb9d7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 29, 2010, 08:27:56 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fscan00016nl.jpg&hash=a6add7776b2b7653861993aada0901d2726f2715)

Good... good...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F699066-247784_4272_deadpool_super_s.jpg&hash=2a076cb16b6dbf7d26413d158fb29311b783dd15)

I'm ready too.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 29, 2010, 08:51:14 AM
I will play fair for once except *Time travels and comes back* that my clothes are now made of microtubes and indestructible. TRY PENETRATING THAT!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 29, 2010, 08:55:18 AM
I don't need samples of you anymore. I have samples from all your appearences on this thread. I previewed this move, so your sample was taken from the nose... :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 29, 2010, 08:59:59 AM
^ Were working together now. So lead the way to Chupas base.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 29, 2010, 09:06:44 AM
*Whistles whilst polishing his gun*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 29, 2010, 09:08:41 AM
Here's a shapeshifter serum. It permits you to morph in whatever you want that is the same (or max 2x) mass as of yours. Who wants it?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 29, 2010, 09:14:48 AM
Nope. I gotz a hologram generator for that.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 29, 2010, 09:31:48 AM
I can find some use for it later.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 30, 2010, 07:29:14 PM
We've arrived!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 30, 2010, 07:31:51 PM
Who goes first? And what are his defences?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 30, 2010, 08:22:59 PM
Who cares for defences?

Waaaaaaaay-deeeeeee Wiiiiiiiiiilsooooooooooon!

*Storms the fortress*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 31, 2010, 12:03:04 AM
"when the marauders finally broke in, there was nothing inside. it was empty. there was no CA's fortress. he was software, floating in the internet, it has spread across the planet and was working from every home, office, government building. he could not be shut down or destroyed. in the outside, the first missiles hit their target."

-purebreed:why... why he lead us down here? Monolith?

-Cap. Fitzgerald: to live... to survive. that was his mission.

-Omega: the battle for AVPgalaxy has just begun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKTkEGLA-os
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 31, 2010, 04:27:15 AM
^ O NO YOU F!@#ING DIDNT!
I refuse to continue to be part of this if you choose to have ughhh....T3 involved.
That movie doesnt need to exist. It needs to die. And then everyone involved has to die. And then Arnold Schwarzenegger needs to die. AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! For choosing to be part of that film.  :'(
Eff you Chupa. Why did you have to bring the memories back.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Dachande on Jul 31, 2010, 04:29:03 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 31, 2010, 04:27:15 AM
^ O NO YOU F!@#ING DIDNT!
I refuse to continue to be part of this if you choose to have ughhh....T3 involved.
That movie doesnt need to exist. It needs to die. And then everyone involved has to die. And then Arnold Schwarzenegger needs to die. AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! For choosing to be part of that film.  :'(
Eff you Chupa. Why did you have to bring the memories back.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.... whoa... whoa.

I understand the T3 hate, but saying that Arnie needs to die?

*Rolls up sleeves*

Imma make you regret that!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 31, 2010, 04:29:58 AM
Excuse me Mr. Mod but he killed my state. I do believe I have sufficient backing to say such things  >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Dachande on Jul 31, 2010, 04:40:34 AM
Oh, ho. Cap, you're a funny guy. Thats why i'm going to kill you last!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 31, 2010, 04:42:00 AM
If your an Arnie fan i know one thing.
You lied.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 31, 2010, 05:31:49 AM
U MAD?

oh you'll be. you'll be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPjUsu2-QMQ
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 31, 2010, 05:33:56 AM
You! What would you like to die from?
My M-16 assault rifle? My Famas? My RPG? My Thumper? My M9? Or My Mini-uzi?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 31, 2010, 09:37:14 AM
The battle for AVPgalaxy has just begun.

*Performs Omnibitchslap on Acheronsis sending him straight to the wall*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on Jul 31, 2010, 10:28:26 AM
*descends with hordes of Tyranids*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi682.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fvv183%2FFrankFJA%2Ftyranids_hold_the_line.jpg&hash=f8d39db12ffb557bdac9242decaba2e1b35e0d07)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 31, 2010, 10:32:11 AM
Which side are you on?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on Jul 31, 2010, 10:37:40 AM
The highest bidder's.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Jul 31, 2010, 10:42:50 AM
Quote from: Hive Tyrant on Jul 31, 2010, 10:37:40 AM
The highest bidder's.
What a SpaceMarines thing to say!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 31, 2010, 12:40:19 PM
*Charges*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool_65688.jpg&hash=247ef9c746bab9cf7142dafb81692389b6a563f8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on Jul 31, 2010, 12:48:28 PM
*retaliates with aerial support*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpix.motivatedphotos.com%2F2009%2F4%2F1%2F633742242675505210-Tyranidgargoyle.jpg&hash=2e91929aa3b21bda5d024cb5dbe6982223076db7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 31, 2010, 01:01:23 PM
Hey! I'm charging toward Chupa! Not you!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 31, 2010, 01:19:14 PM
Fires RPG at Chtpa's face
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Hive Tyrant on Jul 31, 2010, 01:20:42 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 31, 2010, 01:01:23 PM
Hey! I'm charging toward Chupa! Not you!

Oh... okay. In that case, I'll redirect those flying gargoyle things to chupa. Sounds good?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 31, 2010, 02:39:01 PM
Yes very good! We all have to weaken him so i can kill him with my thumper!
*Pulls out thumper*
This thing. Seem familiar?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgunholsters.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F11%2Fm79-bloop-tube.jpg&hash=24f2ce002b0e49e0efdeefa7768faa82955e699c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 31, 2010, 03:21:23 PM
*gone for lunch*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 31, 2010, 05:30:48 PM
*Reaches Acheronsis and throws his lunch on his face*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 31, 2010, 06:32:50 PM
*Fires M-16 at full auto*
Come on! We need to copy the events in Terminator 2!
OZ FREEZE HIM!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 31, 2010, 06:34:06 PM
*Munches a package of Air Action Vigorsol*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_QKtSb9ZgAwQ%2FRnBgAXoWlYI%2FAAAAAAAAAGs%2FzsXLKkbaNfc%2Fs320%2FCampagna_Vigorsol_Air_Action__442481%255B1%255D.jpg&hash=01eb33046111da92c05e379edf5c399a745953a0)
*Inhales*
PFFFFFTTTTTT!!!!
*Acheronsis freezes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 31, 2010, 06:35:58 PM
*Sets M-16 to single shot fire*
Hasta la vista, baby.
*Fires and shatters Chupa*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 31, 2010, 09:00:17 PM
Why did you have to kill an innocent lunch? WHY!?
(Falls to knees)
WHAT ARE WE BECOMING!?!?!?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 31, 2010, 09:03:16 PM
Alive :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jul 31, 2010, 09:04:14 PM
But the lunch!
(Buries face in hands)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 31, 2010, 09:13:13 PM
You can have it. It was a poly silicon base micro processor unit. He was a T-1000
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 31, 2010, 09:20:36 PM
Did he eat my blazing doorknobs of death?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 31, 2010, 09:21:58 PM
Not that i know of.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jul 31, 2010, 09:40:13 PM
Darn.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 31, 2010, 09:59:25 PM
This looks ever more random than before.

*Looks slowly from side to side*

f**k It!

*Starts to*

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fbac9bba107853a35bf9534932df4176a.gif&hash=2bbb6ed2bee217467a46ecae84e84051636675ad)
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jul 31, 2010, 10:10:49 PM
Link wont work...
I assume its gross or sexual?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 01, 2010, 12:17:26 AM
Really the gif doesnt work? Shit guess I'll have to go with plan B

*Kicks Cap into the gif which turns into a hospital*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q459_pBqMq0

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FNurse4.jpg&hash=12768ac60927aa099ee07d283ae8300a097304e9)

*Whistles*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 01, 2010, 12:55:15 AM
Ummmm....Creepy. Well i see the gif now. And weve been through this fight before so....
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbackhoefade.net%2FGTFO-FAIL.jpg&hash=b6236f480523bb1265f25fc3405863fac2f3033c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 01, 2010, 01:49:03 AM
lol hay guise

i was watching predators all the time  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 01, 2010, 01:56:13 AM
*Teleports*
Hello. Welcome to dead land  :D
I have a free pass to here because im technically dead, but also alive, and inbetween.
Who cares! Lets go on the rides, im bored!
*Walks to a rollercoaster*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 01, 2010, 02:07:11 AM
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.tinypic.com%2F358w6xx.jpg&hash=24a80e85eb64732d59698311b2ebc60f626e89e4)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 01, 2010, 02:08:01 AM
Now if we could only edit a knife into my hand.....
Give me a moment  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 01, 2010, 02:29:47 AM
IT IS FINISHED!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi32.tinypic.com%2F5bl8p.jpg&hash=e29d8472ee058be39632e0972846b698751756eb)
Sorry for the double post  :-[
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 01, 2010, 12:37:19 PM
*Bites the very end of the Roller Coaster and begins to thrash it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 01, 2010, 01:02:42 PM
Hold up. If Cap and I are "technically dead" then theres nothing to stop me from doing this!

*turns into a ball of light that fly's into Omega's hand that turns into*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fsk_yoh0065.jpg&hash=80dac0e6931624948c9941a102408c2713e61704)

The Otaku Blade!

Because randomness isn't a skill its a privilege.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 01, 2010, 01:04:44 PM
*Throws Roller Coaster upside down and then proceeds to charge the ultimate Lie Katana Slash*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Aug 01, 2010, 03:47:46 PM
Well, everybody's gone and I've been left behind.

And Chupa's fortress is begining to self-destruct.

Great.

*Gets trapped underneath the rubble*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 01, 2010, 05:38:09 PM
It's not your time yet.
*Pulls out PBa from Rubble*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 01, 2010, 05:49:29 PM
i don't know what you are talking about.

i never had a fortress. they are gay.

*jumps off the coaster with cap. before it derails*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 01, 2010, 06:10:33 PM
What the heck is going on? Who wants tea and chocolate cake?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 01, 2010, 06:26:28 PM
TEA!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Aug 01, 2010, 06:53:42 PM
What kind of tea and what kind of cake?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Greylock on Aug 01, 2010, 06:59:48 PM
i want some ice tea and a piece of cake :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 01, 2010, 07:55:51 PM
Cake! Its all mine!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FCake.jpg&hash=7e8a6199d1f4bf08c0e0278cdcabf6f2e9da6364)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 01, 2010, 09:30:47 PM
I can make the slices and cups into any type of tea and cake you want. And Lie if you continue you will be banned from the tea club.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Aug 01, 2010, 09:58:23 PM
*Trapped under more rubble*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbMI47sbPHI

Guys... the Hulk is running around... Ow...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 01, 2010, 10:29:22 PM
I think hes going away. Yeah hes gone.
Cake and tea PBA?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Aug 02, 2010, 06:12:25 AM
{Pokes Dead Pool with a stick}
I can sell him to the fan girls on ebay...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 02, 2010, 07:12:19 AM
NO! Hes still alive. Either one of you want cake?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 03, 2010, 04:22:24 AM
gimme.

i guess some people will pay for a deadpool, but since it has become so mainstream and overexposed i don't think it has so much value anymore...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 03, 2010, 05:26:22 AM
^ Type of tea and flavor of cake please?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Aug 03, 2010, 06:45:39 AM
*Yells into Cap.Fitzgerald's ear* "IT'S A TRAP!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 03, 2010, 07:41:25 AM
*Drops cake* OOW!
He cant sell me on e-Bay, how is it a trap?
(I get the reference tho, that was a fun game :))
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Chump on Aug 03, 2010, 09:26:48 AM
I have left over birthday cupcakes. I'm the boss
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 03, 2010, 09:35:00 AM
I can generate as much cake as I want. I WIN
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Chump on Aug 03, 2010, 09:37:24 AM
I have a mother who gets in the kitchen and generates even better cake, I win more!
8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 03, 2010, 09:41:38 AM
In this section im a near god! DO NOT OPPOSE ME >:(
My cake wins. Because yours is a lie 8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Chump on Aug 03, 2010, 09:44:41 AM
But yours is a spy, resulting in your death, due his filipino knife stabbing you in the face.

Bow down to your new god!
8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 03, 2010, 09:49:05 AM
*Facepalm*
1. I cant die
2. Youve never played Portal.
3. You cant become a god so easilly
3.5. Not with SpaceMarines gone.
4. You lack the mindset of a god.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Chump on Aug 03, 2010, 09:54:58 AM
*double facepalm*
1) I can kill anything, even a god
2) I have played portal, the cake is (arguably) the main crux of the plot
3) I can become a god so easily
3.5) especially with space marines gone. (I am sad to hear about this)
4) You lack the mindset of a functioning human being
5) (Hell yeah five) You yourself are only a demigod. therefore negating your points.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 03, 2010, 10:05:18 AM
UGH! DUDE! Id have to be Space Marines and Monoliths son! *Barf* Dang... And it aint easy dude. There was a LONG line of events leading to my transformation. Ima go sleep now so leave please.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Chump on Aug 03, 2010, 10:06:13 AM
You think you can make me huh? well I'm just gonna stay. Yeah, take that society!
8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 03, 2010, 11:34:18 AM
You can kill anything?
*Breaks Chump's ribcage with a punch*
Well, I can too.
*Rips Chumpìs Heart out of his very body*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 03, 2010, 02:13:24 PM
You forgot to say "Kalima!".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBIdcUxdgo0
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 03, 2010, 02:25:30 PM
*Scratches head while holding pulsing bloody heart of chump*
Um.. Kalimaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!...?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vulhala on Aug 03, 2010, 02:30:00 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent9.flixster.com%2Fquestion%2F56%2F95%2F31%2F5695319_std.jpg&hash=35cf840ccce6155d2ebb5bbe4fe6ddf4db32f2fa)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 03, 2010, 02:33:51 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi31.tinypic.com%2Fnyv874.jpg&hash=7cf5311588b5e5c19c4cccd7f1514af9e5a71b63)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 03, 2010, 05:24:12 PM
So much win :)
At least you got rid of Chump.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Aug 03, 2010, 06:52:30 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 03, 2010, 05:24:12 PM
So much win :)
At least you got rid of Chump.

Chumps cool. Leave him be. :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Anonymous684 on Aug 03, 2010, 07:06:58 PM
May I have a pillow for some bashing!  ::)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 03, 2010, 07:09:21 PM
Sure.
*Pushes red button and a suitcase opens, releasing steam*
hm... there is paralizing pillow, flying pillow, transformer pillow, gun pillow, shuriken pillow, blob pillow and explosive grenade pillow.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Anonymous684 on Aug 03, 2010, 07:14:13 PM
*Punk slaps Omega and steals all*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 03, 2010, 07:18:13 PM
*Steam furiosly erupts from self's nostrils*
Netgun!
*A netgun forms from self's arm and fires a net upon Uncanny Psycho*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Chump on Aug 03, 2010, 08:10:35 PM
I'M BACK BABY
*Fires gun in air*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstaff.rpgclassics.com%2Fhiryuu%2Fbenderback.jpg&hash=043d6c2c7d7903cc9c1deadd46fdc06a9be3c9a2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Anonymous684 on Aug 03, 2010, 08:25:40 PM
Uncanny burns the net flying towards him with his laser vision!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Aug 03, 2010, 10:05:18 PM
Go forth and kill someone my minions!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26967.gif&hash=c014ce3839158f6e59086d67ca1e5da8f6ba5191)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26967.gif&hash=c014ce3839158f6e59086d67ca1e5da8f6ba5191)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26967.gif&hash=c014ce3839158f6e59086d67ca1e5da8f6ba5191)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26967.gif&hash=c014ce3839158f6e59086d67ca1e5da8f6ba5191)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26967.gif&hash=c014ce3839158f6e59086d67ca1e5da8f6ba5191)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26967.gif&hash=c014ce3839158f6e59086d67ca1e5da8f6ba5191)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26967.gif&hash=c014ce3839158f6e59086d67ca1e5da8f6ba5191)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26967.gif&hash=c014ce3839158f6e59086d67ca1e5da8f6ba5191)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 04, 2010, 04:12:24 AM
Eight Deadpools on mo peds?

That's it.

Greatest apocalypse ever.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 04, 2010, 04:28:04 AM
two words:

squirrel girl.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 04, 2010, 04:29:32 AM
^ :O
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 04, 2010, 09:49:11 AM
*Omnibitchslaps Uncanny Psycho in midair*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Aug 04, 2010, 10:32:42 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 04, 2010, 04:28:04 AM
two words:

squirrel girl.

She threw grenades at me and made me talk like Shatner. Seriously.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 04, 2010, 10:38:01 PM
eemental, my dear purebreed. the more relative popularity or how powerful a villain(or any marvel Character), the higher are Squirrel Girl's chances to beat him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 04, 2010, 10:47:20 PM
Aight Omega. You will pay for dissing Friday 3 Jason and pie zombie!
I give you...............
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/2685-godzilla-1998 (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/2685-godzilla-1998)
(Laughs maniacally)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 04, 2010, 10:48:28 PM
^  :o
OZ is screwed
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Drago-Morph on Aug 04, 2010, 10:56:03 PM
Best apocalypse ever? An army of brightly colored clown super soldiers wielding dual-rotating-barrel miniguns flying in on their Roflcopters led by an enigmatic commander who speaks through Microsoft Sam.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 05, 2010, 02:32:42 AM
"Sam voice box activated. engaging debug mode"

-Yu hav silected Microsofts Sam as the Computer's default voooois.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Drago-Morph on Aug 05, 2010, 06:07:08 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 05, 2010, 02:32:42 AM
"Sam voice box activated. engaging debug mode"

-Yu hav silected Microsofts Sam as the Computer's default voooois.


When he kills someone, he goes "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL N00B *teabag*".
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 05, 2010, 06:43:43 AM
NO TEABAGGING!
*Deletes from existence*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Drago-Morph on Aug 05, 2010, 07:04:04 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 05, 2010, 06:43:43 AM
NO TEABAGGING!
*Deletes from existence*

YOU CANNOT DELETE THE SOFUN CLOWN COMMANDER!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Aug 05, 2010, 07:10:30 AM
I think Drago-Morph is a pretty cool guy, bcuz he's from B.net n' stuff, and doesn't afraid of n e thing.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 05, 2010, 08:13:09 AM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Aug 04, 2010, 10:47:20 PM
Aight Omega. You will pay for dissing Friday 3 Jason and pie zombie!
I give you...............
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/2685-godzilla-1998 (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/2685-godzilla-1998)
(Laughs maniacally)
Graaahhh!!
*Covers ears with hands*
No... no thruuuuvruU davrvrt hurtsannhkk! *Brain overload*

*falls to the ground*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Chump on Aug 05, 2010, 08:24:38 AM
I'M BACK AGAIN BABY
time to take out the trash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Aug 05, 2010, 11:01:06 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fin_gtfo.jpg&hash=59f7b06877c3f7e7a8a57ee57bd64f8e71345e37)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool3.jpg&hash=ee06b3efbaa84dea359bc5fe4fa5a649525b869d)

;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Chump on Aug 05, 2010, 11:27:01 AM
I thought we were friends man?
Well f**k off sarah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRdnbdS6TNQ
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 05, 2010, 11:29:01 AM
*While awaking accidently hits Chump and mechanisms are shown*
Uh... what happened... ? Aaaaahhhh!
Chump is a Robot!
Chump is a Goddamned Robot!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Aug 05, 2010, 11:29:18 AM
Quote from: Chump on Aug 05, 2010, 11:27:01 AM
I thought we were friends man?
Well f**k off sarah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRdnbdS6TNQ

I'm a male. Your video is invalid. We're still buddies.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Chump on Aug 05, 2010, 11:33:12 AM
If you say so, bro, I distinctly remeber you having gender reasignment surgery.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Aug 05, 2010, 11:36:31 AM
Why you little....

*Shoots Chump*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 05, 2010, 04:27:46 PM
Quote from: Chump on Aug 05, 2010, 11:33:12 AM
If you say so, bro, I distinctly remeber you having gender reasignment surgery.

I like this guy.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi42.tinypic.com%2F2ujmfro.jpg&hash=a0cb7922dba46070c61bffd88c66db5b5d9b5be0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Drago-Morph on Aug 05, 2010, 11:58:52 PM
Quote from: Chump on Aug 05, 2010, 11:33:12 AM
If you say so, bro, I distinctly remeber you having gender reasignment surgery.

I thought that was I thought that was your mother Harold?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Chump on Aug 06, 2010, 09:10:55 AM
Quote from: Drago-Morph on Aug 05, 2010, 11:58:52 PM
Quote from: Chump on Aug 05, 2010, 11:33:12 AM
If you say so, bro, I distinctly remeber you having gender reasignment surgery.

I thought that was I thought that was your mother Harold?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mediabistro.com%2Funbeige%2Foriginal%2Fmy%2520head%2520hurts.jpg&hash=fc20bc391ed7f608e5a4f7289aa91a14bfcf92f5)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Aug 06, 2010, 10:00:05 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdplol2.png&hash=47a97ef20fbbb80911fac98c93378346a2f90245)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Chump on Aug 06, 2010, 10:02:50 AM
HEY ALEX
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZcGKHC0Rh8
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vulhala on Aug 06, 2010, 10:03:35 AM
 :o

*Throws Mohawk Grenade into thread and leaves*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.m41a.com%2Fa_2005%2Farticles%2Fmisc%2Fmohawk.jpg&hash=c65f08058e2e46bee27239118d97e5fbed4307f9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 06, 2010, 10:03:35 AM
Not caring!
*Filsl Chump with explosives and throws him at Fitzgerald*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Chump on Aug 06, 2010, 10:04:41 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Aug 06, 2010, 10:03:35 AM
Not caring!
*Filsl Chump with explosives and throws him at Fitzgerald*
HEY OMEGA, DON'T I LOOK LIKE A HUSH PUPPY!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 06, 2010, 09:20:36 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Aug 06, 2010, 10:03:35 AM
Not caring!
*Filsl Chump with explosives and throws him at Fitzgerald*
Thanks!
*Grabs Chump and throws him at Drago-Morph after pulling the pin on a grenade in his mouth*
And take the Mohawk grenade too!
*Throws active mohawk grenade.*

**Crouches behind mountain 200000 miles away

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Chump on Aug 06, 2010, 09:23:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKIR92hw1fI
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 06, 2010, 09:26:40 PM
Sorry that power is practically copyrighted by Chupa in this thread.  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Chump on Aug 06, 2010, 09:28:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQrd44v7Q6w
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 06, 2010, 09:34:25 PM
I dont believe thats been used.
I now picture you as Dr. Who with a pokeball face.
Any ways carry on. I just came to get rid of the little surprise OZ gave me and the teabagging fool was a bonus.
:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Chump on Aug 06, 2010, 09:35:49 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 06, 2010, 09:34:25 PM
I now picture you as Dr. Who with a pokeball face.
Then my work here is done, also, It's a voltorb man.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 06, 2010, 09:40:54 PM
Ok then. A voltorb face.....sure.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 07, 2010, 12:26:37 AM
NO, YOU FOOLS, THATS POLANDBALL!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 07, 2010, 04:07:41 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 06, 2010, 09:40:54 PM
Ok then. A voltorb face.....sure.
You fool. That's electrode!
It is sad I know that. I am not proud.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Chump on Aug 07, 2010, 04:59:21 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Aug 07, 2010, 04:07:41 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 06, 2010, 09:40:54 PM
Ok then. A voltorb face.....sure.
You fool. That's electrode!
It is sad I know that. I am not proud.
VOLTORB!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 07, 2010, 05:03:12 PM
Voltorb
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_6Gb9RufMrq4%2FSg0ddhFqROI%2FAAAAAAAAAB4%2FgdUW5LN8JLk%2Fs400%2Fvoltorb.jpg&hash=30f6fe5cf801785eaba09cdfe52d97731305afa1)
Red on top, white on bottum.

Electrode
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpokemonelite2000.com%2Fpictures%2Fanime%2Fanime101.jpg&hash=bce9e892591ad4f8d649fea11914960f7ef87877)
White on top, red on bottum.

You av, white on top red on bottum.

I win, so I get lots of money.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.scopeformoney.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F07%2Fmake_money_online_at_home.jpg&hash=78a93842eefa5e677bcbdbf0d32496ad9567115e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 07, 2010, 05:20:42 PM
And I burn 'em. *Ignites Monolith's money*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 07, 2010, 08:58:36 PM
The 9000 series prints bills too.
Wink wink.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 08, 2010, 01:14:11 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F3854679.jpg&hash=fe484d07610dfeece7ea9a6ac2c8dce39f29605b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 08, 2010, 01:24:52 AM
I assume your feeling bad about something?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 08, 2010, 03:10:17 AM
*starts BSplayer and turns the volume up*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8iKgIOwV2c
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Keg on Aug 08, 2010, 05:07:20 PM
Damn ive only just had a good look at chup's sig. ive never actually paid much attention to it before but damn its grotesque.....its just wrong. I take it, its one of Gigers more obvious numbers?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 08, 2010, 07:21:56 PM
I have two more that will blow your mind.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Chump on Aug 09, 2010, 10:11:19 AM
Quote from: Keg on Aug 08, 2010, 05:07:20 PM
Damn ive only just had a good look at chup's sig. ive never actually paid much attention to it before but damn its grotesque.....its just wrong. I take it, its one of Gigers more obvious numbers?
Umm...   My name Is Chump...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Aug 09, 2010, 10:30:43 AM
Quote from: Chump on Aug 09, 2010, 10:11:19 AM
Quote from: Keg on Aug 08, 2010, 05:07:20 PM
Damn ive only just had a good look at chup's sig. ive never actually paid much attention to it before but damn its grotesque.....its just wrong. I take it, its one of Gigers more obvious numbers?
Umm...   My name Is Chump...

Keg is referring to chupacabras acheronsis, the user above your post. Since his name is quite long, we shorten it to Chups or Chupa.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Chump on Aug 10, 2010, 08:06:32 AM
I know that PBA, jokes are a strange thing.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 11, 2010, 12:37:39 AM
(Puts gun to Chump's head)
Admit it. You are Electrode.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 12, 2010, 10:59:04 PM
*Wonders what people will think of this thread if they stumble upon it in the future*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDl_v_n0iOQ
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 12, 2010, 11:07:11 PM
Probably something like
"YOU MANIACS! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 12, 2010, 11:18:17 PM
Do you ever feel like we all fought on the pillowfight thread because thats it's name, we could of done anything; a game of Red Dead online for people that don't own the game, StarCraft missions, made our own version of Star Wars anything...

I can't help the feeling that we wasted this thread on fighting eachother, although it was about having "Random Text Battles" we didn't need to be vsing eachother.

:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 12, 2010, 11:21:47 PM
It's fun fights here. I had a good time myself.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 12, 2010, 11:24:44 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.graphicsdb.com%2Fdata%2Fmedia%2F433%2FSad_Sasuke.jpg&hash=a62cb635684284a708bfca49d2b0f4093a62714b)

Same...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 12, 2010, 11:26:56 PM
What's so bad about having a good time?
Does it make your face ache?
Wait..

YOU!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.moonbattery.com%2Farchives%2FDr_Frank-N-Furter.jpg&hash=12cf3ad1642699a172346e4a92a57d1143968b3b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Aug 12, 2010, 11:33:10 PM
{Gloms The Monolith}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 12, 2010, 11:37:32 PM
He'll make us do a stageshow! IN DRAG!
You think I'm the bad guy!?
I can't wear drag again!

Ubbbhh!

I mean I can't wear drag, for the first time ever, since I have never worn drag before and have only worn butch manly cloths!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 12, 2010, 11:42:45 PM
*Destroys Mono's dress and says*

Theres nothing wrong with having a good time its just knowing that it comes to an end like this.

*Stares at the sunset*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3658%2F3453840830_deb7b0fab8.jpg%3Fv%3D0&hash=0a342af2524206a43e68bfab8f8456c168289d63)

Once I felt like fighting here all the time now... I dont know...

*Looks down at hands*

It's a fact that nothing lives forever, but that doesn't change the fact that it's sad to see it go.

PS. Sorry for all the melancholy.  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Aug 12, 2010, 11:47:06 PM
I crown Sasuke emo prince! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxAKFlpdcfc
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 12, 2010, 11:50:07 PM
 ;D

Your too kind.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 13, 2010, 12:09:07 AM
I'll cure your melancholy with my second favorite Monty Pythons' movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVshkVF0SY
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Aug 13, 2010, 12:21:46 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa364%2FNarakusGirl%2FWolf%2Fattck.jpg&hash=97b99c6e48c3a7e55e9cce9acdcfd86683ae1846)
{Knocks Lie down}
But you still killed Orochimaru so you must die!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 13, 2010, 12:57:05 AM
*Looks deep into Predator Queen's eyes and says*

Oh come on that Pedo had it coming!  >:(

Now then whats the word I'm looking for? Oh that's it;

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcuartonegro.uno0uno.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F06%2Fshoryuken.jpg&hash=e5b6fe59db2f88dcbf6913fde9f42c2bd90970ce)
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 13, 2010, 01:21:31 AM
*Floats down into thread and sits atop a mountain.*
Just here to make sure you two dont go too far...
*Turns invisible*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Aug 13, 2010, 09:28:37 AM
*Chews popcorn*

Why am I here?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 14, 2010, 07:09:57 PM
*Puts on Omega Suit*
El Omega is Readyyyyyyyyyy
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 14, 2010, 07:42:39 PM
*looking at the flaming building, flips the finger to it and yells*

YOU f**kING PENDEJOOOOOoooo-

*gunfire*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Chump on Aug 14, 2010, 09:07:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgZSxoUsaCc
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 14, 2010, 09:17:23 PM
*Breathes on Building*
oooh.... it's fallin'
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 16, 2010, 06:20:52 PM
(Looks up and sees building falling.)

Japanese Godzilla is better!

(Gets crushed by building.)

I'm okay.

(Omega preforms tap dance on rubble, causing further crushage. Walks away.)

Still okay.

(OmegaZilla breaths on rubble)

That tickels.  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 16, 2010, 06:53:21 PM
*Grabs Monolith and 1000 other specimens of his kind and begins playing Domino with 'em*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 16, 2010, 06:56:26 PM
Just as planned.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdijwqVku9s
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 16, 2010, 06:59:20 PM
*Takes Cement and begins building a Lovecraftian Fortress with Monoliths*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 16, 2010, 08:10:05 PM
Our plan is being fulfilled! Mwahahahahahahaha!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 16, 2010, 10:11:03 PM
*Destroys fortress*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on Aug 16, 2010, 10:17:27 PM
*Walks in casually* WTH???
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Xenomrph on Aug 16, 2010, 10:20:35 PM
*explodes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 16, 2010, 11:18:16 PM
On to plan B!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 16, 2010, 11:33:22 PM
*While washing blood out of my clothes*

Plan B?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 16, 2010, 11:34:53 PM
I won't tell you what plan B is!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 16, 2010, 11:36:25 PM
Aww...

Why not?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 16, 2010, 11:47:04 PM
It will spoil how we are turning Jupiter into a star.
.......
.......
.......
SHIT!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Aug 17, 2010, 12:00:32 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi814.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fzz65%2FAudax1911%2FPortus%2FSmilies%2Fththsleeping_wolf.gif&hash=6877275253a0b66406c13d64532848da85b198f7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 17, 2010, 12:04:16 AM
Falling asleep are we!

*Turns into a wolf*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freewebs.com%2Fwolfseverlive%2Fkiba_darcia_fighting.png&hash=f4fb0333fd641d7e8243357f6678001a3e977500)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 17, 2010, 12:24:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROycpcCuxrs
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Aug 17, 2010, 12:47:44 AM
{Likes Lie now and offers him food}
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkingribsbarbq.com%2Fimages%2Frib-plate.jpg&hash=cd1c6bd590b0dc53ff5bd5c0392096c1493bdd8e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 17, 2010, 01:01:14 AM
Food? For me?

*Proceeds with caution*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FFeedingSquirrel.jpg&hash=a0b507cd795e67da5d5caea76cb578b487c6aec7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 17, 2010, 01:28:42 AM
*runs behind Lie and scares him away*

SHOO! DISGUSTING CREATURE!!!!


omg queen, did it bite you? a slave must protect his mistress.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 17, 2010, 11:01:21 AM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Aug 16, 2010, 11:47:04 PM
It will spoil how we are turning Jupiter into a star.
.......
.......
.......
SHIT!
You won't!
*Turns Jupiter into a Star*
I did it!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 17, 2010, 02:43:58 PM
(Drops strings)
Yep. You make a nice puppet.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 17, 2010, 02:48:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z-hEyVQDRA
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 17, 2010, 02:50:14 PM
And now admire my Star Reactor!
*Puts Jupiter Star in Star Reactor*
*Reactor starts functioning*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 17, 2010, 02:51:23 PM
Don't make me stick my hand up your butt and make you dance.
I still got cards to play.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on Aug 17, 2010, 02:52:23 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.ning.com%2Ffiles%2F6xm5wlUaNwqjoHyDaBvvlCuDnVneBAB9Yf9aJPcHSXHYSTx1opifD1zkUracVE%2AJamePIDvgC7cxjfRanqH2XJS6I4gMV0Qw%2Fwtf.jpg&hash=79fca728cb2e7769ef56d49bd75827dba30df405)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 17, 2010, 02:52:57 PM
You don't have hands.
*Cuts off Monolith's hands*
Well, not anymore btw.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 17, 2010, 02:58:09 PM
I never had hands, but since you threatened my nonexistant hands, I have that card right now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3s5I1zK2RY
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 17, 2010, 03:00:36 PM
Japanese Godzilla destroyed Zilla.
Um.
Big deal.
*Uses Star Reactor on Gojira, pulverizing it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 17, 2010, 03:01:49 PM
Godzilla comes back in the sequel.
Well, only one thing left.
(Tips over on OmegaZilla)
Say Uncle!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 17, 2010, 03:03:51 PM
Curious you say that properly when my uncle has arrived.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.neoseeker.com%2Fmgv%2F385588-zeldageek%2F588%2F51%2Fomega_ridley_display.jpg&hash=0ddf4a0f286f68dd62735ff14c8699072faa7de7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 17, 2010, 03:04:45 PM
Awww. It's so cute.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 17, 2010, 03:09:18 PM
So cute he gave me a sample of his dna.
Now I have my Serum 2.0! *Injects 2.0 Serum in self and starts growing wings*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 17, 2010, 04:00:06 PM
Quote from: Hive Tyrant on Aug 17, 2010, 02:52:23 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.ning.com%2Ffiles%2F6xm5wlUaNwqjoHyDaBvvlCuDnVneBAB9Yf9aJPcHSXHYSTx1opifD1zkUracVE%2AJamePIDvgC7cxjfRanqH2XJS6I4gMV0Qw%2Fwtf.jpg&hash=79fca728cb2e7769ef56d49bd75827dba30df405)

What is happening in that pic?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Aug 17, 2010, 09:22:49 PM
It's f**king creepy, man. :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 19, 2010, 01:20:35 PM
Not likin' it.
*Burns picture*
'Sup.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 19, 2010, 03:17:48 PM
Quote from: Lie on Aug 17, 2010, 04:00:06 PM
Quote from: Hive Tyrant on Aug 17, 2010, 02:52:23 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.ning.com%2Ffiles%2F6xm5wlUaNwqjoHyDaBvvlCuDnVneBAB9Yf9aJPcHSXHYSTx1opifD1zkUracVE%2AJamePIDvgC7cxjfRanqH2XJS6I4gMV0Qw%2Fwtf.jpg&hash=79fca728cb2e7769ef56d49bd75827dba30df405)

What is happening in that pic?

thats what happen to girls who run away from home.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Aug 20, 2010, 03:34:24 AM
{Runs behind Chupa and does this for not apparent reason}
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYDYzyqIy-I
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 20, 2010, 03:41:37 AM
*still invisible jumps up on building and flashes eyes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 20, 2010, 03:58:47 AM
*dead now, falls off a loooong stairwell, like a ragdoll*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Aug 20, 2010, 04:03:26 AM
{Laughs at Chupa} wait... damn it! Now that he is dead, who will serve me my tea....I need a butler.  Make that a sexy butler....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Aug 20, 2010, 04:05:11 AM
*Finds Cillian Murphy, dresses him in butler's clothing and shoves him into Predator Queen's house*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 20, 2010, 04:20:05 AM
*Cocks head to one side, confused. Uncloaks in the middle of everyone*
Exactly whats going on?
*Looks up*
Also Chupas stair well is a paradox. It ends up there so he should fall
*Draws X on dirt 5 feet away*
here....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 21, 2010, 01:53:44 AM
*body bounces off six feet in the air and lands in a perfectly placed chair in the marked X while a "dunce" hat lands on my head*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi36.tinypic.com%2Frj45cp.jpg&hash=31398e337e3d0d019a3b31ff3cc1a0e934d8e666)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 21, 2010, 02:06:23 AM
*Gives Chupa beer*
Might as well embrace this.
*Drinks Lemonade beside Chupa*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Aug 21, 2010, 03:02:53 AM
.....Cillian Murphy.....
{Uses her shoulder cannon and blasts his head off}
he is only sexy if he is Scarecrow...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 21, 2010, 04:33:39 AM
*Man explodes across street*
Ummmm....
You drunk yet Chupa?
Cuz I think I am.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 21, 2010, 04:44:07 AM
*does dead man things*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 23, 2010, 11:53:58 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F1186184241_de83869d12.jpg&hash=1d1185e7040add11a134733a11385f0bb702d3eb)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYRpX0OVnPI
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 24, 2010, 12:00:46 AM
Hur......
I believe we have a disapointed Lie.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 26, 2010, 10:03:47 AM
*brings pet Newborn*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/images/films/lifecycle/newborn/newborn02.jpg)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on Aug 26, 2010, 10:14:40 AM
*sends in Tony Montana*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.smh.com.au%2Fentertainment%2Farchives%2Fscarface470.jpg&hash=234c3d3fa0f14e53d3c4e537acfb0434404f88bf)

*Newborn is blown to pieces*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 26, 2010, 10:24:04 AM
*sends out Wolf*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fphotos.bravenet.com%2F272%2F478%2F925%2F3%2F5ED6DEC06C.jpg&hash=9809e26cee23950523392049f9d84e49dc2e34e9)

*Tony is blown apart*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on Aug 26, 2010, 10:30:59 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/images/games/avpextinction/marines/marine09.jpg)

*Wolf gets turned to goo*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 26, 2010, 10:35:34 AM
*smashes tank-thing with giant hammer*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on Aug 26, 2010, 10:37:55 AM
Ha!!! You fool, now you have exposed yourself.

*stabs DJ Pussyface through the back with tail than bangs head repeatedly against the ground*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 26, 2010, 10:38:55 AM
HELP ME OH MIGHTY ANYTIME!!!!

*Anytime appears and tears out PX's spine*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on Aug 26, 2010, 10:41:12 AM
*falls over, but uses inner jaw through the back of DJ Pussyface's head as a last action*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 26, 2010, 10:43:34 AM
*Anytime grabs my brain and uses his medikit to sew the little pieces together and puts it back*

MWAHAHA
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on Aug 26, 2010, 10:46:30 AM
*Brain damaged DJ keeps walking into walls, AvP-R Aliens piece me together after two years,, hides and sends out..... Dutch*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freewebs.com%2Fbyrdface%2Farnie.jpg&hash=81d7e259f9c6bd84e100157cb20a6a7de1c6ecbd)
*log falls on Anytime*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 26, 2010, 10:47:40 AM
RRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN

*walks braindamaged into world tv station and change all shows to constant re-runs of AVP-R and A-R*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 26, 2010, 10:49:46 AM
*raises hands to the sky as clouds cover it*
Ia, Ia Cthulhu Fhtagn!
*A roar of a Thunder is heard as the mighty cosmic God descends upon the place of the battle*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.apocprod.com%2FPages%2Fde_aequilibritatis_mundi%2FSB678_images%2Fcthulhu.gif&hash=af2b8f385b8b84b70f878b18bf833a7d9e5212f4)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 26, 2010, 10:51:45 AM
*Shoves a hundred tv's into the cosmic God's face showing the horrendous movies, causing his brain to explode*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on Aug 26, 2010, 10:52:08 AM
*Dutch's team levels world tv station with extreme firepower, DJ is unharmed*

I'll see you Cthulhu and raise you one Chuck Norris!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 26, 2010, 10:53:40 AM
I see your Chuck Norris and raise.... A TRILLION PREDATORS!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 26, 2010, 10:54:25 AM
You fools, you can't touch Cthulhu!
*Cthulhu destroys both DJ and Chuck Norris by simply using his mind powers*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 26, 2010, 10:55:19 AM
*Trillion Predators destroy the braindead Cthulu, and take his cosmic powers to me*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on Aug 26, 2010, 10:57:21 AM
Chuck may Fall, but Bruce Lee will not.

*Bruce Lee and Cthulu have an epic battle and destroy the universe, we are all now floating in a void*

Anyone up for a game of poker?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 26, 2010, 10:58:06 AM
Zero gravity fight! *Punches DJ in the face*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on Aug 26, 2010, 10:59:57 AM
*tail whips omega*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 26, 2010, 11:01:07 AM
*Tilts head as tailwhip hits*
*Grabs PX's Tail and throws him away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 26, 2010, 11:01:16 AM
NRAAAAAAAAGHH

[pussyfacevoice] MOTHERF***ER!! [/pussyfacevoice]

*tears OZ a new one*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on Aug 26, 2010, 11:04:09 AM
*Spins uncontrollably,Grabs DJ's leg* Ahhhh *smacks OZ, looks at Omegazilla* Didn't I kill you yet?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 26, 2010, 11:12:16 AM
*Turns slightly head*
Oh no you didn't!
*Crushes PX's chest and grabs pulsing heart from it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on Aug 26, 2010, 11:16:48 AM
......... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *Shove tail through Omega's head and dies*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 26, 2010, 11:17:57 AM
*The two, chained in a death duel, float around in space, maybe for now, maybe forever...*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 26, 2010, 05:27:55 PM
*grabs pulse rifle and blows up the wall*

I MUST FIGHT THE ALIENS!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Aug 26, 2010, 11:31:47 PM
{Watchs the males fight and smiles}
yes yes fight for mommy! XD
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 26, 2010, 11:39:03 PM
*Shoots Chupa*
I believe there all dead now.
I shall now begin creating a new universe in this empty void.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 26, 2010, 11:48:32 PM
*Falls from the sky and places hand on Chupa's head being him back to life*

You and I are gonna settle this once and for all!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FObi-Wan-and-Anakin-obi-wan-kenobi-6436488-1379-2126.jpg&hash=057a15bc142ec23c815078b8c990f1c8a1107045)

5 pases then we turn and fight

1, 2, 3-

*Quickly turns and slashes*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Frevenge-lightsaber_l.jpg&hash=56635676cf11dee40fd0622e5887c690f762a167)

Damn!

As our battle continues;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsJ_njKjFAI
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 26, 2010, 11:55:45 PM
*Takes seat*
Ima just watch this first.
*Begins to eat popcorn*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Aug 27, 2010, 12:00:31 AM
{Kicks Cap. Fitzgerald over and takes his popcorn} I haven't eaten all day {Eats pop corn one at a time}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 27, 2010, 12:01:55 AM
*Creates new seat and more popcorn*
You could have just asked.
I was gonna offer some up anyways.
*Sits down and continues watching*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 27, 2010, 01:36:56 AM
*peeks from the woods as Lie hits the dummy with a glowy cane*

*dissapears in the night*

(Operation Flashpoint is a helluva game, kinda like Stalker but more Combat Oriented).

now, where is that damn convoy?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 27, 2010, 01:38:22 AM
*Continues eating popcorn*
I wonder what hes doing....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Aug 27, 2010, 01:44:37 AM
I dont know who to root for...
{Holds up a Chupa and Lie flag}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 27, 2010, 03:38:20 AM
^ Me neither......
*Drinks soda*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 27, 2010, 06:27:05 AM
*Shrugs PX's corpse off*
o hai, what did I miss?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 27, 2010, 06:36:30 AM
*pulls Omega behind a bush*

Shhhh... we are being hunted.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 27, 2010, 06:39:39 AM
*Whispers*
By who?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 27, 2010, 06:57:00 AM
*points at a distant tree, in which an invisible shape awaits*

by her. this is her colosseum, we are the gladiators. the only sure thing is, her thumb will go down on the last one of us to survive.

*as Lie finnishes off the dummy, the transparent beast lands close to him, extends her blades and prepares to take her kill*

shows' over. lets move.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Drago-Morph on Aug 27, 2010, 07:34:19 AM
You are all pawns in my game. Your kingdom is nothing to me! *Has my flying aircraft carrier hit by missiles from Predator Queen.* *I laugh.* *I back-flip out of the plane, opening my parachute ten feet from the ground, lighting a cigar on the friction from the landing, smoking it and walking away as the wreckage crashes behind me into the Colosseum in slow motion.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Aug 27, 2010, 07:38:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKJp_5lKiXI









{A bunch of slave rebuild the colosseum in 3 seconds}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 27, 2010, 07:54:49 AM
*Eats moar popcorn*
I like the interesting plot twist.
*Drinks soda*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Drago-Morph on Aug 27, 2010, 07:55:09 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Aug 27, 2010, 07:38:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKJp_5lKiXI









{A bunch of slave rebuild the colosseum in 3 seconds}

Perhaps we can discuss this like civilized human beings.

*Makes tea.*

Would you like some- *Throws tea in Predator Queen's face then Spartan kicks her before grabbing boomstick.*

Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 27, 2010, 07:58:24 AM
You...
You wasted...
tea
...
This' not going well for you.


*Puts Omega Suit on as the eyeplace of it glow*
Let it begin!
*Two twin Blades pop out of wrists*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Drago-Morph on Aug 27, 2010, 08:01:39 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Aug 27, 2010, 07:58:24 AM
You...
You wasted...
tea
...
This' not going well for you.


*Puts Omega Suit on as the eyeplace of it glow*
Let it begin!
*Two twin Blades pop out of wrists*

Will they never realize that what they face is a god?

I suppose not. Well then . . .

Release the Kraken.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 27, 2010, 08:02:18 AM
*Puts on 3D glasses and drinks soda* I like the effects ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 27, 2010, 08:03:26 AM
Quote from: Drago-Morph on Aug 27, 2010, 08:01:39 AM
Will they never realize that what they face is a god?

I suppose not. Well then . . .

Release the Kraken.

I don't care.
*Grabs Kraken by the tail and bashes mulitply Drago-Morph with it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Drago-Morph on Aug 27, 2010, 08:08:11 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Aug 27, 2010, 08:03:26 AM
Quote from: Drago-Morph on Aug 27, 2010, 08:01:39 AM
Will they never realize that what they face is a god?

I suppose not. Well then . . .

Release the Kraken.

I don't care.
*Grabs Kraken by the tail and bashes mulitply Drago-Morph with it*

*Gets up slowly, covered in bruises and cuts.*

Don't wound . . .

*Teleports behind OZ and snaps his neck in a lightning fast move.*

. . . what you can't kill.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 27, 2010, 08:13:06 AM
*Neck cracks back to place*
And you now know
*Slices DM vertically in half*
That you can't.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 27, 2010, 08:14:04 AM
Ok time to get in on this...
*A bright flash of light turns the abyss white; 1000 nuclear missles detonate leaving nothing but fallout floating in 0-G*
Just to be sure....
*Said an echoing voice, suddenly a huge wave came forth and it was realized that all the Halos had been fired at once. All life died and not even the tiniest bacteria survived....*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 27, 2010, 08:17:36 AM
But then... I return...

*almighty explosion restores everything*

NOW...

CHARGE FOURTH MY DALEK ARMY!!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdavidszondy.com%2Fephemeral%2FDalek_army.jpg&hash=82b054cbd0f1781543904395861532300cc8ebbe)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 27, 2010, 08:24:03 AM
Caboose from rvb I call ye forth!
*Caboose appears*
Marvel in his glory!
Caboose: Hi guys!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 27, 2010, 08:26:19 AM
EXTERMINATE!

*Dalek shoots Caboose dead*

SCREEN AVP-R AND A-R ON ALL HUMAN WAVELENGTHS!

*the two movies are played on every channel*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Drago-Morph on Aug 27, 2010, 08:28:16 AM
Eh. I'm just going to go watch "My Name is Bruce" now because Bruce Campbell is awesome.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 27, 2010, 08:31:55 AM
You can't, everything's being replaced.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 27, 2010, 08:34:02 AM
*All Daleks dissapear as OZ rises behind DJ and murders him*
Guys we need Caboose to live!
Get medicine!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 27, 2010, 08:36:29 AM
THERE IS NO MEDICIIINE.....

*as I fall, the Dalek Cult of Skaro arrive from the void and exterminate Fitz*

DALEKS ARE SUPREME!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 27, 2010, 09:02:35 AM
Dalek Army?
Nothing that I can't afford...
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi34.tinypic.com%2Fs3ztz6.jpg&hash=e362b6434fcbab0233729c7503b8d99c6616984a)
Seek and Destroy!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 27, 2010, 09:17:18 AM
*nukes terminator aliens*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 27, 2010, 09:27:56 AM
Quote from: DJ Pussyface on Aug 27, 2010, 09:17:18 AM
*nukes terminator aliens*
Amateur.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 16, 2010, 01:41:38 PM100 of us replace one!
*New army of ten thousand Xenominators rises from the ashes and points to DJ*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 27, 2010, 10:34:24 AM
*turns the xenominators into dust, the dust into atoms, and the atoms into nothing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 27, 2010, 10:44:15 AM
*Other 10.000.000 Xenominators rise and attack DJ*
*Self Teleports*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 27, 2010, 10:56:44 AM
Nuh uh, they cease to exist.

*teleports alienminators to an alternate dimension*

NOW... FOR A WHOLE ARMY OF THESE

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg42.imageshack.us%2Fimg42%2F4373%2Fnewdalek1.jpg&hash=ea0957019ee42a5b6751f02d27ea01201b7fad71) (http://img42.imageshack.us/i/newdalek1.jpg/)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 27, 2010, 11:03:25 AM
And when one ceases to exist, automatically 100 other replace it.
*Teleports in middle of the Predator-Dalek swarm and releases minuscule spidermechs that take control of the Predator-Daleks*
*Predator Daleks' eyes glow read as they point their cannon to DJ*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 27, 2010, 11:08:23 AM
Predleks cannot be controlled.

*Predleks turn and fire on the xenominators, with each death they lose the ability to make more appear and are removed permanantely from existance*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 27, 2010, 11:13:30 AM
*Smiles*
At least you tried.
*Opens interdimensional portal as a fifty thousand army of Xenominators invade the universe the fight takes place in*
*Grabs DJ by the dreadlocks and rams him to a nearby asteroid, as the Xenominators exterminate the Predleks*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 27, 2010, 11:18:57 AM
*Predleks return from death and utterly annihilatye any remenantes, and exterminate Omega*

Boo. Ya.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 27, 2010, 02:22:55 PM
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GIVES ME ALLERGIES!
(punches DJ in the face)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 27, 2010, 04:29:24 PM
*rises from a bush covered in mud and looks at the slaughter*

War... War never changes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b26BD5KjH0
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 27, 2010, 04:39:23 PM
Boorriiiinnnngg....
*as a 5 million of Xenominators rise*
Let's end this right now
*Grabs Dj by the face and crushes his ribcage, ripping the still pulsing heart from it*
I offer his heart *Stabs heart with knife as blood runs through self's hands*
to revive him...
*Raises hands to the sky, pronouncing the immortal words*
Ia, Ia Cthulhu Fhtagn!
*Space Thunders roam in the void as the Cosmic God emerges from a portal*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.apocprod.com%2FPages%2Fde_aequilibritatis_mundi%2FSB678_images%2Fcthulhu.gif&hash=af2b8f385b8b84b70f878b18bf833a7d9e5212f4)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 27, 2010, 09:01:44 PM
I still cant die guys!
I cant use my powers anywhere but here!
*Begins creating new universe*
You guys can fight here...
*Creates dyson sphere in the distance and replicates old Pillow Fight world*
Kay bye for now.
*Teleports all fighters to the sphere*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 27, 2010, 10:06:25 PM
*DETONATES REALITY BOMB*

*CREATES NEW REALITY*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 27, 2010, 10:07:22 PM
*Deletes new reality*
No. Bad DJ!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 27, 2010, 10:10:58 PM
GO PREDLEKS!!!!!!!!!

*predleks invade Earth and exterminate 90% of the human population*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 27, 2010, 10:14:49 PM
^ There is no earth yet.....
Go back and read like 5 pages back. Maybe 7
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 27, 2010, 10:15:27 PM
I made New Earth...

BAM
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 27, 2010, 10:17:20 PM
You have yet to gain such powers....
Now go to the Dyson sphere with the others.
*Teleports DJ*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 27, 2010, 10:18:46 PM
*telports back*

Tut tut.

*punches a hole through Fitz's chest*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 27, 2010, 10:20:21 PM
I have no chest.....
Im like how Bowman was described in 2010. A Fitzgerald shaped cloud of colored dust.
Now go to the dyson sphere!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on Aug 27, 2010, 10:22:03 PM
I have not posted in this thread for a while so just wondering, are we aloud to make other members do actions for example,

I push cap. fitz and he pulls a gun on me
as a example?
or do I just say what I do?

:D I haven't felt this nooby for a long time
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 27, 2010, 10:24:56 PM
Dyson is gone... there is only ME!!!!

*Summons army of Predleks and Xenominators*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 27, 2010, 10:26:02 PM
Quote from: MrBrokenTusks. on Aug 27, 2010, 10:22:03 PM
I have not posted in this thread for a while so just wondering, are we aloud to make other members do actions for example,

I push cap. fitz and he pulls a gun on me
as a example?
or do I just say what I do?

:D I haven't felt this nooby for a long time
Meh as long as Its believable then yes.
Like how I made OZ murder DJ because he was going to anyways.
Quote from: DJ Pussyface on Aug 27, 2010, 10:24:56 PM
Dyson is gone... there is only ME!!!!

*Summons army of Predleks and Xenominators*
You have no idea what a Dyson Sphere is do you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Aug 27, 2010, 10:28:26 PM
Yeaaaaaaah no.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on Aug 27, 2010, 10:30:38 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 27, 2010, 10:26:02 PM
You have no idea what a Dyson Sphere is do you?
I do, only if it's similar to the ray sphere of infamous, ;)



anyway

*Miles away at the top of a tower MBT is sat with a sniper watching over the action, while eating donughts*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 27, 2010, 10:36:19 PM
Quote from: DJ Pussyface on Aug 27, 2010, 10:28:26 PM
Yeaaaaaaah no.
So lets say we go to the sun one day with super strong advanced metal, ok?
We then poceed to put layers and layers of this metal repeatedly over the sun, causing it to compress, ok?
The metal will compress the sun until it becomes a core, and this core will create gravity and eventually atmosphere with human intervention, ok?
So theoretically we now have a new earth, and this can work with any star, we simply would have to abandon it before it goes super nova.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 28, 2010, 12:01:29 AM
ok no, no NO.

you people don't get to spawn things from nothing. stop changing the rules.

now, roll your turns:

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft2.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcQ7F5emrlzqTKjS2hZrzE2LfSsroNw6ytWBYKpdMYFVbS7FqLM%26amp%3Bt%3D1%26amp%3Busg%3D__N9u5mnuAIvYmWyUPDSxNoNx3u88%3D&hash=47faf7908355d77f186be720bba044167e5f2e08)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on Aug 28, 2010, 12:07:53 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm1.static.flickr.com%2F226%2F506735411_5ba2a2bedd.jpg%3Fv%3D0&hash=355b23fc9b1ce30ca0330385aa3c662f09f59616)

Rat's!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 28, 2010, 12:10:27 AM
that means you loose your defense points and loose a turn.

Attack him now!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 28, 2010, 12:15:52 AM
*Turns around and shoots Mr.Broken tusks*
I wonder Chupa, exactly how did you get out of the dyson sphere?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 28, 2010, 12:27:01 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fdyson_ball.jpg&hash=bc900c87bccd8e761e7c091ce941d7a482b15ff0)

Sup.  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Aug 28, 2010, 12:32:36 AM
Lie... go vacuum the castle it should only take you a month...
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffeatures.cgsociety.org%2Fnewgallerycrits%2Fg60%2F164560%2F164560_1164294917_submedium.jpg&hash=1a067fc1fba52a321cb8800b9072d8a711e65c58)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 28, 2010, 12:39:08 AM
*Looks at the castle then sighs*

Yes, milady...  :(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 28, 2010, 11:24:44 AM
*Enters in the castle and is ambushed by something*
What the f**k was that?!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpressthebuttons.typepad.com%2Fphotos%2Funcategorized%2Fboo.jpg&hash=850a2cded9f41a71f60c0f45e9c10c4a3b954702)
...
I shall help with the infestation.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 28, 2010, 04:42:00 PM
*Slowly backs out of the castle with out letting the ghost out of my sight*

You sent me into a death trap!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Aug 28, 2010, 09:45:13 PM
Those things are adorable how can it be a death trap?  {When the door opens an axe almost falls on OmegaZilla}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 28, 2010, 09:50:26 PM
*Walks straight throught the open door and grabs OZ*
*Throws him out the door*
*Takes Lie's vacuume and traps ghost*
*Grabs Lie and throws him outside too*
*Walks out door*
*Closes that door and then locks it, trapping PQ inside*
Now OZ be kind and get Senior Squid face to destroy the castle.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 29, 2010, 12:52:33 AM
its Ghostbusters time.


*phonecalls SpaceMarines and TJ*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 29, 2010, 01:04:36 AM
Your not going to send them into a castle full of ghosts, traps, and PQ are you!?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Drago-Morph on Aug 29, 2010, 01:45:49 AM
*Skips through thread naked.* They love me, they really love me!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Aug 29, 2010, 02:26:06 AM
Quote from: Drago-Morph on Aug 29, 2010, 01:45:49 AM
*Skips through thread naked.* They love me, they really love me!

*runs into you in a crowded marketplace*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DzcOCyHDqc
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Aug 29, 2010, 04:17:59 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 29, 2010, 12:52:33 AM
its Ghostbusters time.


*phonecalls SpaceMarines and TJ*

I'm here!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Aug 29, 2010, 04:25:55 AM
{Kicks the door down and walks out dusting herself off} ok, who ever did that gets there ass kicked for closing the door on me...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 29, 2010, 04:35:13 AM
Chupa did it!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 29, 2010, 05:02:09 AM
*crowd opens revealing me, alone and helpless. before my demise, i scream, loudly:*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhrPNp1yod4
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Aug 29, 2010, 05:04:12 AM
I'm outta here; this is dull.

*takes proton pack as he leaves thread, slamming door shut*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 29, 2010, 05:05:37 AM
(Kicks open door and slowly walks inside.)

The first person who says they have the Hot Toys Jungle hunter is getting shot.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Aug 29, 2010, 05:15:17 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa364%2FNarakusGirl%2FBaked-17.jpg&hash=8339d0ecaba0b19aa7e556c0ee90f2cb58ad3708)
Fine SpaceMarines you dont get to eat Chupa with me!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 29, 2010, 05:55:29 AM
^ Ummm....
How exactly does he taste? I imagine its like a very spicy piece of chocolate covered in bitter dust?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 29, 2010, 02:49:33 PM
(Pulls up a chair and sits across from Predator Queen.
Grabs knife and fork and looks at chupa, then Pred Queen.)

Shall we?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 29, 2010, 02:58:08 PM
I have bettah.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.badmovies.org%2Fmovies%2Fgiantclaw%2Fgiantclaw8.jpg&hash=c643d8aefd4f618f6538170c568c4e727fa81639)
Roasted!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 29, 2010, 03:02:05 PM
We can have roasted GC with Chupa on the side.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 30, 2010, 04:35:13 AM
*Slowly backs away*
Well good luck with that then pplz
*Stares at Respawn point under the table next to weapons that no one noticed.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Aug 30, 2010, 04:49:56 AM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Aug 29, 2010, 02:49:33 PM
(Pulls up a chair and sits across from Predator Queen.
Grabs knife and fork and looks at chupa, then Pred Queen.)

Shall we?
Love too, You know I have seen you around for years but I don't know you that well...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 30, 2010, 05:33:07 AM
He is a giant domino piece from outer space with psychical powers. That's all you have to know (for now!).
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on Aug 30, 2010, 05:53:59 AM
*uses respawn point, than has head smah through the table*

What the... What is going on here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 30, 2010, 06:22:30 AM
*Fires Rocket*
"OVER REFERENCE!"
There Chupa were even now. I'z sorry for framing you.
*Teleports to new universe*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 30, 2010, 12:04:57 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Aug 30, 2010, 04:49:56 AM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Aug 29, 2010, 02:49:33 PM
(Pulls up a chair and sits across from Predator Queen.
Grabs knife and fork and looks at chupa, then Pred Queen.)

Shall we?
Love too, You know I have seen you around for years but I don't know you that well...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F4waiter.jpg&hash=d6d962848d4f6cfe45edfcdcd0337d62cb74d6b8)

Would you care for a drink?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 30, 2010, 12:08:36 PM
They just got shot by a rocket dude.
But may I have some lemonade?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 30, 2010, 12:13:02 PM
Just one minute sir...

*Turns round and piss in a cup*

Here you go sir, enjoy.  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 30, 2010, 12:15:47 PM
*Stares*
Well then....
*Fires rocket at Lies face*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: PredalienXenomorph on Aug 30, 2010, 12:20:07 PM
*Takes rocket launcher from Cap. Fitzgerald, than breaks it in half*

Stop all the midless violence!!!

*Everyone stares*

I am going to hide now...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 30, 2010, 12:23:49 PM
Fine...
Someone help me get Caboose back to stable condition. We may have to fuse PredalienXenos brain with his.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 30, 2010, 12:27:05 PM
*re-spawns*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys3qcbO5KWw

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 30, 2010, 12:28:31 PM
I'll take care of this.

Summoning;

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fepicponyz.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F05%2F633784389000000000.jpg%3Fw%3D400%26amp%3Bh%3D305&hash=9d7368e7a08fef63da205b2c78e885688db4b676)

Street Sharks... Kill Everything.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 30, 2010, 12:29:50 PM
I summon
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.awn.com%2Fmag%2Fissue2.6%2F2.6images%2Ffalltv05.JPG&hash=d55795869cc69823817a9309076752bca368a0b2)
Extreme Dinosaurs... do it better.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 30, 2010, 12:39:48 PM
Summoning
Red and Blue team with Sheila and the old Chupa-Thingy. Also Lopez and Tex.
They might win.....maybe
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 30, 2010, 03:47:22 PM
Okay Fitz. Lets see what your Banana Super Weapon can do against TJ Doc's Bee Saw!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 30, 2010, 03:56:56 PM
I have a Wasp chaingun and I beat you both!
*Fires with Wasp Chaingun*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 30, 2010, 05:12:02 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.myconfinedspace.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2006%2F09%2Fkill-it-with-fire.jpg&hash=0af1cd77119a955b5b4d43078689e9fe66b07ced)

your wasp chaingun is no match for my NAPALM!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Aug 30, 2010, 05:14:51 PM
ah teh no!

But my firepower is superior.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.terninrete.it%2Fheadlines_articoli%2FHL_PRD_152285%2Fimmagini%2Findipendence-day.jpg&hash=a311ef792a0d29422e7873313dbaeb0f9744b428)
*Tells Aliens to open fire on Acheronsis through telepathy*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 30, 2010, 09:07:32 PM
*Destroys all WMD's while playing this track*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agb1AvThKPE
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 31, 2010, 12:49:48 AM
you heard the man! conventional warfare!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8251dXh0qcw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO-EhBw3qsI

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 01, 2010, 12:37:11 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc06.deviantart.net%2Ffs45%2Ff%2F2009%2F061%2Fd%2F0%2FNaruto_Shippuden__Chibi_Sasuke_by_iLLuXx02.jpg&hash=696c3840f150d897fa7076eb85ce5ade5ca23585)

Bring it... Bitch.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 01, 2010, 12:47:53 AM
*orders Airstrike on Lie, or wherever is 10m close to him*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PjPwBErCXU

see I have this planned through. the B-1B is a Supersonic strategic bomber, by the time he hears it, the bomb is away already, and by the time he hears the bomb, it would have exploded already. there is no way in this realm of the universe he could be aware of it, and even then, it all happens faster than his brain can think.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 01, 2010, 12:49:16 AM
IT. . . . . . BURNS. TEH ANIMEYZ
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 01, 2010, 01:05:14 AM
*Appears from behind Fitz*

You make a good shield, I'll keep that in mind.

*Dashs towards Chupa*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVU4Bj_jgXM
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 01, 2010, 01:18:42 AM
ES TU CULPA LIE!
*pulls out c4 and detonates it before they reach Chupa*
*appears from nowhere*
i have a whole universe to teleport to. :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 01, 2010, 01:33:42 AM
*raises fist calmly in the direction in which Lie was standing*

*Lie, unable to change his direction due to the huge Inertia of his movement crashes against my fist at nearly twice the speed of sound(2200 kmph) completely destroying his face and piercing his skull*

ow! my hand!

*shakes broken hand covered in blood and brain matter*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 01, 2010, 01:39:35 AM
Need it fixed?
*Pulls out medi-pack*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Anonymous684 on Sep 01, 2010, 05:44:03 AM
EVERYONE GET DOWN ON THE GROUND *HOLDS NUKE DEVICE IN RIGHT HAND*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 01, 2010, 05:53:10 AM
*Turns around slowly*
Now I dont want to have to hurt you Uncanny......
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 01, 2010, 06:16:34 AM
Quote from: Uncanny Psycho on Sep 01, 2010, 05:44:03 AM
EVERYONE GET DOWN ON THE GROUND *HOLDS NUKE DEVICE IN RIGHT HAND*
*Puffs cigar*
You don't want to do that...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 01, 2010, 06:18:10 AM
{Takes OmegaZilla's cigar away and gives him a big hug crushing all his ribs}
DONT SMOKE OR YOU WILL DIE AND I DONT WANT THAT TO HAPPEN!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 01, 2010, 06:21:17 AM
Did you just throw my cigar into that Napalm?

O SHI- *Tries to cover*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fscienceblogs.com%2Fisisthescientist%2Fupload%2F2009%2F04%2Fdr_isis_i_only_need_a_minute_o%2Fexplosion.jpg&hash=c6a5568c762fd62ce1ae05c40fb5668eb8a7e8d9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Anonymous684 on Sep 01, 2010, 06:26:13 AM
*Snaps fingers.....................explosion evaporates*

YOU FOOLS! 
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 01, 2010, 06:34:54 AM
*Uncanny looks at his hand and sees nothing*
Yo!
*50 feet away Fitzgerald is standing*
I disarmed your bomb and took away the C4, knife, M-16, and tazer. Also I brought OZ and PQ back to life after that little derp.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 01, 2010, 11:31:05 PM
{Serves everyone this}
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F0.tqn.com%2Fd%2Flocalfoods%2F1%2F5%2F1%2FC%2F-%2F-%2Fpochedeggontoast.jpg&hash=410b83a1ef6837ec0b66b4ddb5184ed7db1bfc2e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 01, 2010, 11:32:08 PM
^ Perfected boiled eggs :o
I guess theres a first time to try everything. :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 01, 2010, 11:47:14 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 01, 2010, 01:33:42 AM
*raises fist calmly in the direction in which Lie was standing*

*Lie, unable to change his direction due to the huge Inertia of his movement crashes against my fist at nearly twice the speed of sound(2200 kmph) completely destroying his face and piercing his skull*

ow! my hand!

*shakes broken hand covered in blood and brain matter*

*In Hell*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_9HaR-XEG47k%2FScxZFLZhGUI%2FAAAAAAAADn8%2FYlPrWhN5vSs%2Fs400%2F2.jpg&hash=fe1ea2833d96f7ca027c3b80f91b88ae84e98a72)

Devil: So your back yet again huh?

Lie: It would appear so...

Devil: You gonna beg me to give you your life back? Again?

Lie: No.

*The Devil gets up and hugs me from behind*

Devil: Then what do you have in mind?  :-*

Lie: What Chupa failed to realise is that... I am Allan Quatermain...

Devil: And?

Lie: He killed me in Africa bitch!

*A portal opens behind Fitz and PQ and I slowly walk out*

Mind if I join you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 01, 2010, 11:49:26 PM
No you have to get on you knees and beg like a dog... {Eats her egg and toast}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 01, 2010, 11:50:18 PM
*And then Fitzgerald set his Famas to full automatic and quickly unloaded his clip into Lie's face*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 02, 2010, 12:02:54 AM
*Appears behind Fitz in a cloud of smoke*

Do you know what Substitution Jutsu is? Never mind.

*Casually snaps Fitz's neck then turns to PQ and raises one hand to the sky summoning*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20100627221620%2Fnaruto%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fde%2FKirin.JPG&hash=4bbfe5b6cb75d6ddd3973146f19457ec4bde18b0)

Can I get some egg on toast now?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 02, 2010, 12:20:42 AM
{Looks up} oh my.... what ever shall I do...
{Plays this in the Background}
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6GloVFqQZo
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi277.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk72%2Fkilleo13%2FItemTessaiga.jpg&hash=ea7e3c88f960d0a4b75645bb8e40243620626ed8)
{Uses Tetsusaiga}
Backlash Wave!
{Sends his summon right back at him}
Dumb Ass...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 02, 2010, 12:27:58 AM
I just wanted some toa-

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fnaruto%2Fimages%2F8%2F8f%2FKirin1.PNG&hash=4fcb3e11dd3d41dd54769ca81825fc93fb1fbbba)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 02, 2010, 12:29:58 AM
*Head snaps all the way around and goes back on*
I dont think you want me to die before I finish my first trial Lie :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on Sep 02, 2010, 12:56:25 AM
*sails into the thread, kicks ass like only Batman can and grapple-hooks out of the thread in one fluid motion*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Anonymous684 on Sep 02, 2010, 01:01:46 AM
*Pokes Hive's signature as if it were a reflection in a mirror*


OFF TOPIC: Hive, I decided to change my sig to Joker from Arkham Asylum/City :D Give me a bit though ;)

There just to similar, Thought i would be able to make mine stand different than yours.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 02, 2010, 05:14:35 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 01, 2010, 11:50:18 PM
*And then Fitzgerald set his Famas to full automatic and quickly unloaded his clip into Lie's face*

Quoteunloaded his clip

Quoteclip

*slaps Fitzgerald on the head*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 02, 2010, 05:16:07 AM
^ Og friggen great I didnt notice that before.
Here might as well just cut to the chase.
*Hands Chupa a knife*
Go.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 02, 2010, 05:20:44 AM
*Casually flirts with the devil amongst the fighting*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 02, 2010, 05:25:55 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690

i hate knifes.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 02, 2010, 05:32:29 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 02, 2010, 05:25:55 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690

i hate knifes.
You mean knives?
And I do believe I now love that movie without watching it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 02, 2010, 02:31:45 PM
See it! It is the one nerd movie that even non nerds like!
See it Fitz, or I might just have to eat your helmet.

(Pulls out jam and butter)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 02, 2010, 02:46:51 PM
No, I will!
*Steals Monolith's jam and butter*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 02, 2010, 05:03:44 PM
(tackles Omegazilla)
Gimme back my high fat toppings!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 02, 2010, 10:03:51 PM
My helmet is worth like 250 buks guys.
You aint taking it without a fight!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 02, 2010, 10:10:59 PM
It looks so tasty!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 03, 2010, 01:52:21 AM
*grabs SKS and goes inna woods*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 03, 2010, 01:58:28 AM
{Lays on the ground} very...very...very....bored..........
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 03, 2010, 02:09:27 AM
*grabs Queen by the leg and pulls her into the dense forest. moments later, a Rainstorm breaks out*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 03, 2010, 02:45:08 AM
*Falls over*
Soo.... MotherF**king.... Tired..... Soo..... Much.... Pain.....
*Lets rain hit face and notices PQ shaped drag marks in mud*
No way.... Im going out.... like that.....
*Pulls out machete*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 03, 2010, 04:10:33 AM
http://www.rainymood.com/ (http://www.rainymood.com/)


*starts taking everyone when they turn around while this track plays*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST2H8FWDvEA
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 03, 2010, 04:15:10 AM
*Inside a building with back against reinforced wall with sentry guns from Aliens aiming at the only entrance*
I will not...... get taken by you!
*Holds C4 trigger in one hand and knife in the other*
.... Just..... in...... case.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 03, 2010, 04:16:48 AM
(Grabs C4 trigger and eats it)
Mmm. Crunchy.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 03, 2010, 04:18:18 AM
*C4 explodes destroying everything*
F**k It all! Come on Monolith turn around, Back to back! Make sure Chupa doesnt get us!
WE NEED TO GET TO THE CHOPAH!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 03, 2010, 04:19:48 AM
Chupa? Oh. I already ate him.
He goes really well with Tortilla chips.
(Pokes my belly)
Don't you chupa?
(An audible squirming noise can be heard)
Chupa says yes.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 03, 2010, 04:22:54 AM
*Stares*
Wait.....
Chupa ....is .....inside .....of ..... you!?!
DONT YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST PERSON INSIDE OF YOU!?!
Get him out before he reaches the Star Gate!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 03, 2010, 04:25:06 AM
Good plan.
(Heads for porta john. Comes out a few seconds later)
Finished.
(begins to reflect on events.)
I think we should keep this private.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 03, 2010, 04:26:07 AM
Agreed......
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 03, 2010, 04:42:24 AM
wait a second... if i was inside monolith the whole time...

then we all are.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 03, 2010, 04:43:40 AM
He ate you when I was making the Bunker, after everyone else got taken :P
No mindrape allowed ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 03, 2010, 04:45:33 AM
then... who am i talking to?

you... stay the f**k away from meee!!!...

*walks backwards and trips on some random stuff. keeps crawling away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 03, 2010, 04:48:57 AM
Im the friggen shadow of your insanity.
*Pulls out 85 foot axe*
Lets get this over with!
*Swings axe*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 03, 2010, 04:52:55 AM
*runs away and hides in a hedgebush maze*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_88zUb1hMq8

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 03, 2010, 01:07:08 PM
Acheronsis, couldn't you just chest-burst out of Monolith?



...This situation is unsettling.
*Pulls out Caliber 50s*
Total EXTERMINATION!
*Fires randomly*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 03, 2010, 01:52:09 PM
You don't understand! there aren't any walls!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 03, 2010, 02:06:38 PM
Break on the floor with a barrel roll!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 03, 2010, 04:22:57 PM
I took a laxative.
He is out.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 03, 2010, 09:49:28 PM
^ Yeah. Come on ppl read back a few posts.
Also
*Begins swinging axe randomly*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 03, 2010, 10:35:46 PM
(Gets hit with axe Looks sadly to Cap Fitz)
Why?
(Falls down)
I shall avenge my death.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 03, 2010, 10:48:25 PM
^ But this axe can only affect Chupa?
How the heck did you die..... Stop acting
*Glares*
Anyways.
*Continues swinging axe into bushes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 03, 2010, 10:52:24 PM
Mono!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FHamlet_3.jpg&hash=d64b0ad70a28a041bcf1adb62eca49741c1038c2)

Stay with Mono, it's gonna be ok!

*Mono's red light slowly fades away*

NO!!!  :'(

*Looks up at Fitz*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi421.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp298%2Fjlghostrider%2FSharingan-1.gif&hash=c5dc96a329680a741354b3527c135c71362248b6)

>:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Sep 03, 2010, 10:52:42 PM
*locks Cap. Fitzgerald in the toolshed*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B5xEBASwgE

F**k! That didn't work!

Arrrghhh.... X_X
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 03, 2010, 11:03:47 PM
I believe you people are hard of hearing.
The axe cannot affect Monolith. He is alive, just acting.
*Finds chupa only to have him get away when hes talking*
Oh come on!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 03, 2010, 11:34:06 PM
*Sneaks up behind Fitz and pushes him to the ground*

(Read from Right to Left)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FRevenge.jpg&hash=0cbacef8e1df6008d0dfbf61b675467e66aaf7b3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 03, 2010, 11:41:57 PM
Uhh. Yes. I am totally dead.
It's not like i am pretending to die so I could lay back and eat popcorn and watch all of you destroy each other for entertainment.
That would be silly.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 03, 2010, 11:47:14 PM
Well lets see how you deal with a gun you Anime-tard!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.murdoconline.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F11%2Ffamas.jpg&hash=b343e45c5a3320aea65466895d0d7f4ae3148b75)

*Hears Monolith Talk*

Oh thats it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCra4qOrjFw
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 03, 2010, 11:51:19 PM
*Looks over at Mono's remains then at Fitz*

Well I feel kinda stupid now... Wanna hit the liquor store?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 03, 2010, 11:52:31 PM
(Suddenly reshapes self)
Somebody say liquor store!?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 04, 2010, 12:02:51 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi51.tinypic.com%2F2egbi29.jpg&hash=6e05991bbcf6b089663b06af887c26a7db895a30)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 04, 2010, 12:11:13 AM
i was literally shat out. the last thing i need is liquour.

so f**k it.

*grabs radio*

Olympus control, this is charlie hotel papa acheron, encountering heavy resistance, requesting carpet bombing at my coordinates.

*gives coordinates*

-roger Acheron, Troy Horse will deliver the package. please take cover and stand by.


Roger Olypus, bring 'er down.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuHHh6JNKVs


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 04, 2010, 12:15:07 AM
*Runs into a ditch*
My cover Chupa!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 04, 2010, 12:18:14 AM
*in the next trench, shouting over the loud explosions*

-Duuuuuude!!!! I *booooom* in that hole!!!!!
Spoiler
happy 200 pages, pillowfight thread  :)
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 04, 2010, 12:20:53 AM
*At the liquor store both me and Mono are heavily drunk*

Lie: Hey! Did you hea- *Burps* What, what was I saying?

Store owner: Hey you guys haven't paid for any of those drinks!

Mono: You talking to me? Are you talking to me?!

*Mono jumps over the counter and starts beating up the owner in a drunken rage*

Lie: Hey! Hey! Is that candy behind there!

*Also jumps over the counter and starts grabbing all the candy*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.utopiafilmfestival.org%2Fimages%2F2007movies%2FElisLiquorStore.gif&hash=0f1e33b6097277c76175eb11d6e9603e900f29cb)

Ladies: Hello do either of you know where we can find a good time?

*Me and Mono look at the girls then each other*

Mono: I call the two in the middle.

Lie: Wheres Fitz? His missing out!

Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 04, 2010, 12:18:14 AM
happy 200 pages, pillowfight thread  :)

We have all come a long way.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 04, 2010, 12:24:21 AM
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.coolourtroops.com%2Fimages%2Fhappysoldier.jpg&hash=bc2a1830aad68aaa53f29972443bec15b048309b)
Happy 200 everybody!
[close]
You WHAT in this hole?!?

And You know, Im just tyring not to get F**KING KILLED!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 04, 2010, 12:34:28 AM
*meanwhile, outside of the store*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PjPwBErCXU

i accidentally everything.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 04, 2010, 03:39:24 AM
i argue that my avatar and signiture with the correct theme song would be the most epic thing evar! *accept for sex* ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 04, 2010, 04:22:27 AM
I'd think something witty to write, but since its such a special, memorable day, i will bet on the duke:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZf64NfQATM

*kicks the trollcat away, but trips over its lengthy body*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 04, 2010, 05:04:37 AM
^ Lawl
Troll vs Troll

Now no one wishes to fight right?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Faalbc.com%2Freviews%2Fimages%2Fterry%2520crews.jpg&hash=27b3d7343a33ad7292068c0cb9beb0367f7d5e9f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 04, 2010, 10:49:25 AM
*Rams a Kraken againbst Troll Cat*

Just for teh lulz.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 05, 2010, 07:58:55 AM
What the heck, ill join in.
*Begins to shoot troll cat with AA~12*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 05, 2010, 08:00:21 AM
Hey Troll Cat you should click my signature!

*Deploys trap*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 05, 2010, 08:12:46 AM
*Pulls out transmitter*
This Fire team Beta-Charlie leader requesting additional support. Bring it in heavy.
*Voice is heard from transmitter*
Roger that Beta-Charlie leader, take your squad to cover and get ready to give everyone a bad day.

*AC-130 appears in the horizon*

You heard the man lets get into those caves!

/quoting Patriots
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 05, 2010, 02:32:57 PM
after some how surviving bruises bullet wounds an bit marks bigger than its body, the troll cat seems to be very forgiving and gives a present to Cpt. Fitzgerald ,chubacabra acheronsis, omegazilla, and space sweeper. as they open their presents, they notice an even smaller box, and proceed to open that box, when they open that box they see an unpinned grenade. they panic, but its too late. boom. *hears explosions in the distance and feels succesful*. *puts on black glasses an clicks a radio that yells "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" for epicness* to explain it not exploding earlire, the first box had a string tied inside of the 2nd box to the pin of the grenade wich when opened would pull the string and unpin the grenade
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 05, 2010, 05:28:18 PM
*Scratches head*

You know that has, like, no effect on me, right?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 05, 2010, 06:21:33 PM
Kevlar armor is a good thing to wear in double layers.
And u should explain to him Sweeper.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 05, 2010, 06:29:55 PM
Naaaaaaah.

I could always link him to EFTC, but that would be terrifying for a newcomer.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 05, 2010, 06:37:12 PM
Could you please? He wondered why someone said "Its Space Reaper all over again" when I posted on his account.

OH MY GOD I JUST SAW A NEW REACH COMMERCIAL!
"Remember where it all began"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 05, 2010, 06:40:36 PM
Wait you want me to link him to it? But without the whole epic build up-

*Tilts head upward into darkness*

-it will be too much for the boy!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 05, 2010, 06:45:56 PM
Do eet!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 05, 2010, 06:48:30 PM
Fine, but your answering the build-up questions!

*Digs into Rec Area threads*

Exodus From The Collective (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=33792.0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 05, 2010, 06:56:57 PM
...
*Continues to ram Kraken against Troll Cat*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 05, 2010, 07:04:26 PM
^ The mental image is hilarious!

And I dont mind a few questions.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 05, 2010, 11:53:51 PM
Bueno...

*cracks fingers*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 07, 2010, 06:34:12 AM
Who wants to go at it?
Im ready for an 11:30 fight.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 07, 2010, 06:59:20 AM
*Rolls over and yanks bedsheets*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 07, 2010, 07:01:57 AM
Pillows!!
*Jumps to reach a pillow*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 07, 2010, 07:03:24 AM
*Throws covers aside and barely sits up, squinting*
Oh, f**k OFF!

*Falls back in bed and rubs temples*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 07, 2010, 07:05:06 AM
You know with that avy the first post becomes oddly suggestive.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 07, 2010, 07:09:48 AM
*Slaps hands over eyes*

I was YANKING my bedsheets, you FU*K!

;)

(I brought back the avvy from the Site battle/EFTC era  :) Also, like my new sig?)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 07, 2010, 07:13:57 AM
I remember the avy and love the sig.
Also its cuz it suggest that Tricia, and I were in the same bed |:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 07, 2010, 07:14:13 AM
Cool avatar.
Signature from the comic, 'aight? (You drew it?)

Also
MINE
*Steals a pillow*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 07, 2010, 07:21:08 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Sep 07, 2010, 07:14:13 AM
Signature from the comic, 'aight? (You drew it?)
Yes  ;D

Well, I'm gonna go to sleep (it's my first day at a friendless new school tomorrow). May dreams of the sexy Miranda Lawson dance in my head, whilst in another dream the off-put seperation of the one I truly love, Dara, both comforts me and torments my mind.

(PS- I decided that the Miranda dream/story would be a bit too raunchy for you guys- you're so tame!)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 07, 2010, 07:22:11 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 07, 2010, 07:21:08 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Sep 07, 2010, 07:14:13 AM
Signature from the comic, 'aight? (You drew it?)
Yes  ;D
Oh, really good drawing. You've got style in you. :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 07, 2010, 07:23:48 AM
I demand a PM of the story!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 07, 2010, 07:24:32 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Sep 07, 2010, 07:22:11 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 07, 2010, 07:21:08 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Sep 07, 2010, 07:14:13 AM
Signature from the comic, 'aight? (You drew it?)
Yes  ;D
Oh, really good drawing. You've got style in you. :)
Thank you  :)
As I said in a message to Fitz:

This is the FINAL (oh my gods, so exited) art style concept for Juliana Emerson!!! It's not the large one I posted earlier (that was the final detail design concept), but just a little prototype I drew up, when I was trying to finalize the art direction once and for all. I just fell in love with this one, so I used my best drawing materials to go over it.

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 07, 2010, 07:23:48 AM
I demand a PM of the story!
Dude, it's raunchy, and there's no way around the sexual details..
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 07, 2010, 07:27:55 AM
Ive prolly heard worse...
Do what you like, ima sleep too.
Goodnight.

*laughs at OZ's sudden loneliness*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 07, 2010, 07:29:56 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 07, 2010, 07:27:55 AM
Ive prolly heard worse...
Not without the perverse detail I can go into, you haven't!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 07, 2010, 07:30:41 AM
Screw you all!

*Releases Xenominator army*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi52.tinypic.com%2F21cugrb.jpg&hash=9d60450a663ff063f8771c2c139b703159014b43)

Obviously not. I'm going for Bill Gates to steal Windows!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 07, 2010, 07:54:06 PM
*Sits down*

Does anymore just wanna talk... Like about how this thread is kinda... Languishing. I remember when I used to just come to this thread to continue my all out war against Chupa. I remember when something big happen like the end of the world or something, and we all had to camp out in a bunker and Omega had some unholy sing plant that needed to be put down. Now it's... I don't even know. But before it was like we had a storyline, we were going somewhere. It wasn't just mindless fighting...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Sep 07, 2010, 07:55:41 PM
[RESET - PRESS HERE]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 07, 2010, 08:05:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5UTNKXR8xw
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 08, 2010, 09:27:14 PM
Random text battle....hmmm*Throws grenade at OmegaZillas army, then runs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 08, 2010, 09:42:28 PM
Don't leave Veronica shobidoo!
(Thinks for a moment.)
On second thought, go ahead and leave.
(Starts making out with Veronica.)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 08, 2010, 09:48:08 PM
*Stands still watching chaos*

Who's Veronica?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 08, 2010, 09:50:49 PM
I'll tell you.
MINE!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmembers.cox.net%2Fripley36706%2Fa1pics%2Flambertch.jpg&hash=1286df6681191d7b09f5be7a7e70d954a14aac29)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 08, 2010, 09:53:20 PM
Oh, Veronica Cartwright..

*Walks over to the side and starts making out with Tricia*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.augustman.com%2Fuploads%2Fimages%2Ftricia-helfer_640.jpg&hash=95b8721feb736eba22affa2fc56f2d6544dd4761)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 09, 2010, 12:07:23 AM
I must never let her go. This leaves me with only one choice.
I must turn in shobodoo to the Pods.
I can get rid of him, and use this as an opportunity to destroy the pod threat.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 09, 2010, 05:28:48 AM
*Aims Famas at Monolith*
This wont do shiz so....... I dunno why im aiming at you but...... Why dont we just send him to Isla Nublar?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 09, 2010, 02:58:22 PM
*talks on the phone*

yeah... right... okay.... okay bye.

Nublar is unavalible. it got carpet bombed by the costa rican government.

I can get you a flight to isla Sorna in a couple of days. wadda ya say?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 09, 2010, 03:36:23 PM
The Pods are a far bigger threat.
The dinosaurs may eat us, but at least they eat use while we still have individuality.
He will die for the greater good of humanity, and I will get Veronica!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 09, 2010, 03:56:09 PM
All for me boys.
*Installs arm-mounted flamethrowers*
*tilts head*
my turn.
*Unleashes a fire hell upon the Pods*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 09, 2010, 03:57:16 PM
We're saved!

I think I will celebrate by...blowing shit up.

(Wills shit to blow up)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 09, 2010, 09:59:46 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 09, 2010, 02:58:22 PM
*talks on the phone*

yeah... right... okay.... okay bye.

Nublar is unavalible. it got carpet bombed by the costa rican government.

I can get you a flight to isla Sorna in a couple of days. wadda ya say?
I could go for some hunting. But only if you supply the guns :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 09, 2010, 10:01:09 PM
*Summons Army of Dinosaurs*
They will never see it coming
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 09, 2010, 10:10:15 PM
*Turns around and sees dinosaurs*
Chupa ready a Chopper! VAMONOS DE AQUI!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Anto of the Sand on Sep 10, 2010, 12:32:02 AM
Anyone up for a race?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimgur.com%2FNd64Y.gif&hash=866ee09cb35817588c0d8a537e11002ce0d381d9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 10, 2010, 12:48:43 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 09, 2010, 10:10:15 PM
*Turns around and sees dinosaurs*
Chupa ready a Chopper! VAMONOS DE AQUI!

*mantains supressive fire on the beasts and shouts*

OKAY. RULE NUMBER ONE, NO SPANGLISH. THAT'S MY SHIT.

*reloads*

NOW GET TO DA CHOPPA!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vgAHrb-dBw

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 10, 2010, 12:56:48 AM
*Taps fingers on throne*
Send in the Pteranodons.  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 10, 2010, 01:15:12 AM
"shit, he got sunglasses, sonuva bitch is serious"

*gets FIM-92 Stinger ready*
Spoiler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w1Hk7XcJtY
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 10, 2010, 01:16:08 AM
*Blows smoke away from the tip of a freshly fired pistol*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 10, 2010, 01:19:02 AM
Hes has a counter for everything.....You have driven me to this chupa....Release the Kracken!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Sep 10, 2010, 01:22:40 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 10, 2010, 01:16:08 AM
*Blows smoke away from the tip of a freshly fired pistol*

For some reason this came to mind... :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0-oinyjsk0
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 10, 2010, 01:26:05 AM
The Pods will curse the day they came to San Francisco!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 10, 2010, 01:31:47 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Sep 10, 2010, 01:19:02 AM
Hes has a counter for everything.....You have driven me to this chupa....Release the Kracken!


tell that to the Navy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJEE7rv5M_E

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 10, 2010, 01:34:23 AM
{Eats her Soylent Green Dinner}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 10, 2010, 01:46:04 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 10, 2010, 01:34:23 AM
{Eats her Soylent Green Dinner}

Queen! what are you doing there not-interfering? you are not safe here!

come on! we gotta get you away from these dinosaurs!

*grabs Queen and gets her inside the chopper*




Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 10, 2010, 02:20:25 AM
*brings Troll Cat along to troll out on leader* OH SHIT!! the Pteranodons are here. *Starts firing the Ak47*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 10, 2010, 02:21:20 AM
Your puny weapons will never stop this army!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 10, 2010, 02:32:29 AM
okay, now this is getting outta hand. im bugging out before i get banned, counter trolling is a risky business.

FITZ!!! START THE ENGINES!!! WE ARE GOING TO SORNA!!!

*runs to the chopper but trips on the troll cat... again*

DAMNIT!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUulA_5eTPI


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 10, 2010, 10:12:34 PM
*picks up troll cat and runs to chopper*"RUUUUUUUN" *sees a velociraptor and throws troll cat at it* *the Troll Cat then trolls the raptor soo much that the raptors head explodes* *puts on glasses and smiles  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 10, 2010, 10:18:52 PM
What.....Troll Cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Activate the dinosaur robots!!!!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2Ft4z7mf.jpg&hash=af0eab2648f09c99091ce4dd1ccbe1761bc7b94c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 10, 2010, 10:42:27 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 10, 2010, 02:32:29 AM
okay, now this is getting outta hand. im bugging out before i get banned, counter trolling is a risky business.

FITZ!!! START THE ENGINES!!! WE ARE GOING TO SORNA!!!

*runs to the chopper but trips on the troll cat... again*

DAMNIT!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUulA_5eTPI
*Takes AA-12  and unloads a 120 round drum into the approaching robots, disorientating them, then quickly ducks under their giant legs and picks up Chupa* Ok then lets fragging gtfo! *Gets Chupa inside and the helicopter lifts off*
Who's in here final head count before we leave for Sorna. Ill maintain a level altitude where they cant reach us!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 10, 2010, 11:01:30 PM
You think you can hide from dinosaurs on....Isla Sorna? MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*Watches and Waits*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 10, 2010, 11:11:02 PM
Ok ya know what, We got Chupa, Sweeper, and Predator Queen.
Im pretty sure Troll cat will still survive if hes down there.
*Helicopter flies off, away from the Dinosaurs*
So Chupa, Whats the plan?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Sep 10, 2010, 11:15:09 PM
*bursts through wall*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gamingdaily.co.uk%2Fimages%2FDeusEx3Trailer-2010-6-5%2FBatty%2520Wall.png&hash=2be9c1a11a940eb4b345f2ed1a0ff53f9c6da94a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 10, 2010, 11:16:31 PM
^ Wtf! This is a Chopper!
*Losses control and watches in horror as the Chopper crashes into the water*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Sep 10, 2010, 11:18:27 PM
Good, that's the spirit!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: BANE on Sep 10, 2010, 11:19:35 PM
I fly my jet silently overhead, watching...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Sep 10, 2010, 11:20:25 PM
Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Sep 10, 2010, 11:24:04 PM
*looks around thread*

This site demonstrates one of the great dangers of archaeology; not to life and limb, although that does sometimes take place.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 10, 2010, 11:25:17 PM
*As the Chopper hits the water a shadow suddenly appears causing Fitzgerald to look up*
BLAIN! Fragging help us man help!!!!
*Covers face as water breaks through cockpit*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Sep 10, 2010, 11:26:24 PM
*swims out of thread*

My work here is done!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 10, 2010, 11:28:21 PM
*Breaks the surface and gasps for air*
F**K, ALLL OF YOU!!!
*Begins to swim towards island pulling Sweeper and Chupa behind him*
Where the frag is Predator Queen! I cant find her..... f**k
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 10, 2010, 11:29:39 PM
*Grins earnestly* I think the Liopleurodon will handle this matter at sea.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F3482ccz.jpg&hash=63ed2ff78f7c1a596d709c7b9c57d0228b3f1712)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Sep 10, 2010, 11:30:56 PM
*swims back into thread*

*grabs Sweeper's, Chupa's, and Fitz's wallets*

*swims back out of thread*

Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 10, 2010, 11:34:04 PM
MINE WAS EMPTY YOU FAG! AND IM PRETTY SURE WET SPACE CREDITS WONT HELP YOU OUT!
*Looks behind them*
F**K! F**K! F**K! F**K!
Darn it where in the...... There!
*Grabs Predator queen and clips her to Chupa and Sweeper attached to his belt by a chord*
BLAIN! Please! I dont F**king think I can swim fast enough!
*Begins to swim as fast as he can and tries to ignore the giant shadow on the horizon behind them*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Sep 10, 2010, 11:39:08 PM
*bursts back into thread, this time in BLAIN's plane*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gamingdaily.co.uk%2Fimages%2FDeusEx3Trailer-2010-6-5%2FBatty%2520Wall.png&hash=2be9c1a11a940eb4b345f2ed1a0ff53f9c6da94a)

Mind if I join you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: BANE on Sep 10, 2010, 11:40:22 PM
Anticipating this, the sleeping gas activates. I turn in my swivel chair to stare at SpaceMarines....I have a gas mask on, hiding my subtle smile of satisfaction.

"Ta Ta" I say, as I point the plane towards the ocean and jump. As I hit the ground, I activate my inflatable motorboat and pull Capt. Fitzgerald in. "I'll be needing food on the trip back".
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 10, 2010, 11:42:44 PM
*Watches as BLAIN jumps right in front of the Liopleurodon and is eaten viciously*
F**K!
*Reaches the Island and pulls the group into the mainland, then collapses in pain and blacks out*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 10, 2010, 11:44:10 PM
{Cuts loose from the group} I don't need your help.... {Swims over to the Liopleurodon and asks it a question}  It told me the way to candy mountain! {Watchs the Liopleurodon eat Blain} O_o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: BANE on Sep 10, 2010, 11:47:10 PM
*Makes himself into a ball so as to avoid teeth and to maximize chances of survival as I make my way into the stomach*.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 10, 2010, 11:48:13 PM
*regain counsciousness*

guys, i had an awesome dream, i was dressed in a schoolgirl outfit and had a greek god beard and a chainsaw, and i was killing people-

*unstraps himself*

Fitz! can't you land a f**king chopper!?!-

Fitz?

*wanders in the dark jungle*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 10, 2010, 11:54:51 PM
*Hears the swishing of waves and wakes up*
Ohhhhh holy Fruk....
*Sees that his belt has been cut in three and that he is now at the beach*
Oh SH-
*Gets up and runs off the shore as the Liopleurodon beaches itself trying to reach him opening its mouth revealing Blains severed hand*
*Reaches the tree line and laughs like an insane man*
HOWS IT FEEL IN THERE BLAIN?!? Ya darn fag...... Now wheres everyone else
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 10, 2010, 11:56:55 PM
{Was right besides Fitz} want to go to Candy Mountain Fitz?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 10, 2010, 11:57:45 PM
*looks at chopper wreck and gets mad at Fitz for leaving me* "crap my troll cat cant swim" *stares at lioplurodon shadow* "im staying above the water." *feeds the troll cat*    :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 11, 2010, 12:00:28 AM
*a distant scream from deep into the jungle*

FUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuu.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Sep 11, 2010, 12:00:39 AM
Quote from: BLAIN on Sep 10, 2010, 11:40:22 PM
Anticipating this, the sleeping gas activates. I turn in my swivel chair to stare at SpaceMarines....I have a gas mask on, hiding my subtle smile of satisfaction.

I'm a replicant; sleeping gas doesn't work.

*takes BLAIN's wallet*

Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 11, 2010, 12:00:28 AM
*a distant scream from deep into the jungle*

FUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuu.....

...cccccccccckkkkkkk?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on Sep 11, 2010, 12:01:11 AM
*looks at Fitz and the Queen*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.robotvsbadger.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F07%2FHive_Tyrant_by_Zen_Master.jpg&hash=39fd395ed598323d128ffbd040dce1b5b76bee16)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 11, 2010, 12:01:54 AM
*hears the scream* "i must save!" *Hears a Spinosaurous roar* "never mind"  :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Sep 11, 2010, 12:02:27 AM
Quote from: Hive Tyrant on Sep 11, 2010, 12:01:11 AM
*looks at Fitz and the Queen*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.robotvsbadger.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F07%2FHive_Tyrant_by_Zen_Master.jpg&hash=39fd395ed598323d128ffbd040dce1b5b76bee16)

Holy shit!

*pulls out sword*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2008%2F05_01%2FIndianaJones1L_468x663.jpg&hash=f4a667d56b38b08d4d1eb2ee78baaec15a8916c9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 11, 2010, 12:03:26 AM
*Spots Troll cat out on the ocean*
How the frag did you end up on the chopper? You said I left you, but I was in a rush to get going so......
I didnt notice you got on, which is the only way that you could get on the chopper and into the situation your in.
So it would have been better...... if....... I...... left....... you?
*commence headache*

Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 10, 2010, 11:56:55 PM
{Was right besides Fitz} want to go to Candy Mountain Fitz?
Not if there are unicorns :D
*After responding*
Quote from: Hive Tyrant on Sep 11, 2010, 12:01:11 AM
*looks at Fitz and the Queen*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.robotvsbadger.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F07%2FHive_Tyrant_by_Zen_Master.jpg&hash=39fd395ed598323d128ffbd040dce1b5b76bee16)
Shit.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on Sep 11, 2010, 12:03:26 AM
*reveals his arms*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giantbomb.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F10391%2F1104848-fullscreen_capture_8112009_80220_pm.bmp_super.jpg&hash=99df32b042c3817720edfc24c71fb2d2f7f970d5)

...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 11, 2010, 12:04:33 AM
*Turns around and yells at PQ*
RUUUNNNNN!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Sep 11, 2010, 12:05:44 AM
Quote from: Hive Tyrant on Sep 11, 2010, 12:03:26 AM
*reveals his arms*

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/10391/1104848-fullscreen_capture_8112009_80220_pm.bmp_super.jpg

...

Everbody look out!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imfdb.org%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2F8%2F80%2FPanzerfaust2.jpg%2F600px-Panzerfaust2.jpg&hash=acc038e2f1f92f5e77e540da470b8bd2748e34be)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 11, 2010, 12:06:01 AM
*Gets Text message* "oh cool." "hold on Fitz.  ill save you but i need to reply to this text message
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 11, 2010, 12:08:28 AM
Quick! everybody get in here!

look what i found:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F34yuqkn.jpg&hash=102620625e48d0bcba854976182f72ea36cbec14)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on Sep 11, 2010, 12:09:06 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi60.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fh38%2Fkotskop%2FHiveTyrantpwningcopy.png&hash=666038a4bf5834eea16e6e8f2c039012c0bc590e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 11, 2010, 12:10:10 AM
*runs to chupa after gathering with Fitz and saving the troll cat from gang of Raptors 8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 11, 2010, 12:11:32 AM
Quote from: Hive Tyrant on Sep 11, 2010, 12:09:06 AM
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/kotskop/HiveTyrantpwningcopy.png
........
{Uses her shoulder cannon and blows the creatures head off}
Do we eat this thing or what?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 11, 2010, 12:12:09 AM
depends. who tries it first?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 11, 2010, 12:12:57 AM
I will. but if i get gasses you will have to deal with it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Sep 11, 2010, 12:13:39 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 11, 2010, 12:11:32 AM
Quote from: Hive Tyrant on Sep 11, 2010, 12:09:06 AM
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/kotskop/HiveTyrantpwningcopy.png
........
{Uses her shoulder cannon and blows the creatures head off}
Do we eat this thing or what?

"We should get outta here Queen, Cap. Hive Tyrants mostly come at night...mostly."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on Sep 11, 2010, 12:13:56 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 11, 2010, 12:11:32 AM
........
{Uses her shoulder cannon and blows the creatures head off}
Do we eat this thing or what?

*rolls an armour save*
6! Yay, I live!

*calls in air support*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpix.motivatedphotos.com%2F2009%2F4%2F1%2F633742242675505210-Tyranidgargoyle.jpg&hash=2e91929aa3b21bda5d024cb5dbe6982223076db7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 11, 2010, 12:14:35 AM
shit. try this *gives GasX prevention*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Sep 11, 2010, 12:16:57 AM
Quote from: Hive Tyrant on Sep 11, 2010, 12:13:56 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 11, 2010, 12:11:32 AM
........
{Uses her shoulder cannon and blows the creatures head off}
Do we eat this thing or what?

*rolls an armour save*
6! Yay, I live!

*calls in air support*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpix.motivatedphotos.com%2F2009%2F4%2F1%2F633742242675505210-Tyranidgargoyle.jpg&hash=2e91929aa3b21bda5d024cb5dbe6982223076db7)

*starts Bi-Plane* *Begins to battle those creatures*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh-cVHdhTp4
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 11, 2010, 12:18:07 AM
did somebody said Air support?

cuz i think i have that covered, vastly covered.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bMfrixJyWc

okay everyone get inside the hatch, ill give you some guns and then we can start exploring the island.

let the flyboys do their job.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 11, 2010, 12:18:40 AM
^ Agreed.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 11, 2010, 12:19:17 AM
Quote from: Hive Tyrant on Sep 11, 2010, 12:13:56 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 11, 2010, 12:11:32 AM
........
{Uses her shoulder cannon and blows the creatures head off}
Do we eat this thing or what?

*rolls an armour save*
6! Yay, I live!

*calls in air support*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpix.motivatedphotos.com%2F2009%2F4%2F1%2F633742242675505210-Tyranidgargoyle.jpg&hash=2e91929aa3b21bda5d024cb5dbe6982223076db7)
I got somthing better....
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi727.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fww276%2FDrageo%2FAnime%2FLOLOL_Liger_Zero.jpg&hash=be5bc1150bd49587b053f2d8f656261a07df903d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 11, 2010, 12:20:42 AM
*climbs inside main turret* "awwwww Yeeeeaaah" wait. uh oh. wheres my troll cat. im not leaving without him. oh there he is. *looks at troll cat handling secondary turret* good troll cat, good indeed
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 11, 2010, 12:22:21 AM
f**k. I need to call of the strike. our queen is in danger.

Fitz, hand me that radio you're sitting on.

*gets a glass of water and takes the pills troll cat handed*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 11, 2010, 12:28:36 AM
good now you wont have gas
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 11, 2010, 12:29:35 AM
{Has the Liger Zero attack with Strike Lazor Claw and brings down the Tyranid Gargoyle}
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi448.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq204%2Fhlaquitia16%2FLiger-Zero-roar.gif&hash=22eb8572926bf024b4f3cf6e5d8373c1f8206de0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 11, 2010, 12:31:26 AM
*the lights in the buker go out*

some crazy shit going on out there aint it?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 11, 2010, 12:34:51 AM
*starts to feel safe an checks myspace* ooh yay Shes online. *starts chatting*  :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Sep 11, 2010, 12:35:39 AM
"I'll got check it out."

*turns on flashlight, slowly walks down the hallway*

"GET OUT OF HE--"

X_X

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 11, 2010, 12:37:27 AM
Oh shat.
You can talk later, lets go!
*Grabs Troll cat and runs catching up to Chupa who had already begun running*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 11, 2010, 12:38:39 AM
damn. i lost chatting time. *starts texting after the running is done*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 11, 2010, 12:40:47 AM
Okay(pant) Fitz, take this

*hands him the battle rifle on my sig, receives cat and opens a hatch to another corridor, then through a big pipe*

this will take us to the Ingen complex! come on lets go!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 11, 2010, 12:41:40 AM
Ok. Sounds good you guys go in first ill watch our 6.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 11, 2010, 12:45:07 AM
*crawls into the pipe with the troll cat behind*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 11, 2010, 12:48:03 AM
*follows in behind and aims rifle at entrance to pipe*
what happens if one of those..... I forget the name, those camo dinosaurs, what if one gets in here?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 11, 2010, 12:48:36 AM
we fire at wherever we think they are
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 11, 2010, 12:50:48 AM
Yeah I get that dude but...... Its not like its bright in here. And were three, scratch that, four tasty snacks in an enclosed space.
Its like a Pringles container..... :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 11, 2010, 12:51:25 AM
exactly. so were screwed. and tasty  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 11, 2010, 12:52:03 AM
Chupa? Input? Anything?
Your the apperant leader.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Sep 11, 2010, 12:52:56 AM
Hang on guys! I am coming. Just gotta reach ya!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HangrqTEBTw
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 11, 2010, 12:57:09 AM
must... find... the snack pile... troll cat... loves... snacks...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 11, 2010, 12:57:23 AM
{With the battle over and won, Predator Queen thinks its time to act a little more evil} I never liked being the good guy {Sends a Pred Hound after the group}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 11, 2010, 12:59:18 AM
Your alive First Blood !?!
But how?!?
*Sees hound*
RUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!
*Fires at hound repeatedly*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 11, 2010, 01:00:14 AM
SHIT!! *sees the second one and sends troll cat to troll it out* another victory for the troll cat 8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 11, 2010, 01:08:14 AM
*after dissapearing in the dark tunnel, yells*

That way! i see a light!


(gun fire)

GO GO GO!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-7rVdXXwds
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 11, 2010, 01:15:14 AM
You got an extra magazine? Im fragging out.
Screw it!
*Throws empty magazine at second hound then begins to run*
RUN!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 11, 2010, 01:20:43 AM
*shoots full auto at the hounds while the rest run*

RATATATATATATATA TA-

I'm dry!

*runs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 11, 2010, 01:22:22 AM
{Calls the Pred Hounds back and things go silent until the sound of un furling duck tape it heard}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 11, 2010, 01:23:58 AM
*expectant silence*


......f**k!


Fitz give me a hand, they got my leg.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 11, 2010, 01:27:49 AM
has troll cat lick the wound and then cleans and patches the wound
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 11, 2010, 01:28:50 AM
Ok that should..... help? Ill get carry him now.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fflametoad.com%2Fwp-content%2Fphotos%2Flegions.jpg&hash=4d271ac4a987527826575b57a3ce2a956628260b)
A simple and effective method for everything
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 11, 2010, 01:32:19 AM
just give me a bandit, i can limp faster than you run.

*the group exits the tunnel and enters an Ingen facility*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 11, 2010, 01:35:55 AM
{Waves at the group} Hey guys...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 11, 2010, 01:37:19 AM
*Reaches for gun, startled but stops after second thoughts*
Since were not dead..... Hi, PQ. *steps forward* No problems right?
*Uses hand signals to tell the others to be ready*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 11, 2010, 01:38:23 AM
*reloads Rifle*

*reloads troll cat*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 11, 2010, 01:40:43 AM
I was just having fun theirs no reason to be upset.... {smiles}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 11, 2010, 01:42:51 AM
Ok good. Any reason why your smiling.
*Puts hands behind his back and grabs a knife, but doesnt pull it out*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 11, 2010, 01:44:25 AM
*lines up the sights*

how can we tell you are smilling? take off your mask!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 11, 2010, 01:49:12 AM
*Face palms momentarilly*
Oh yeah. Right.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 11, 2010, 01:52:20 AM
*whispers to Fitz*
i don't like where this is going...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 11, 2010, 01:52:53 AM
uh... no... {Runs over and kicks Chupa a few yards away} I am smiling because.. I finally.... perfected my curry rolls! {Is a bipolar Predator}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 11, 2010, 01:54:28 AM
*Turns around and jumps on PQ ala Stans and stabs her*
NOOOOO! He was already injured Dammit!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 11, 2010, 01:56:20 AM
SON OF A f**kBALLS!-

*passes out and goes offline*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 11, 2010, 01:57:57 AM
*gets thrown off ala stans but doesnt sit there like a tard and instead pulls out gun*
Eat this you....
*Troll cat appears from no where and glomps PQ causing her to stop being bipolar*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 11, 2010, 01:59:53 AM
{Gets stabbed in the shoulder} ow damn the stings... {Runs over to Chupa} oh my gods I am so sorry it was meant to be a playful kick~! {Hugs chupa only making his injures worse} I AM SORRY!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 11, 2010, 03:52:28 AM
*coughs blood*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 11, 2010, 03:56:52 AM
*Runs into room*
Omfg!
Guys! I just.... just went to the beach.... I .... SHOBIDOO IS HERE!
He brought his whole army! We need everyone ready for......
F**K! Wheres Space Sweeper! Oh god we might have killed him Chupa.... oh god... oh god.
*sighs*
We need to prepare for war. M.I.A man or not, get ready. Im going to go find Space Sweeper...
*Takes AK-47 from Troll cat and looks around for a magazine*
None....
*Looks at empty rifle then pulls out a knife and walks outside*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 11, 2010, 04:58:59 AM
We shall see how they deal with........THE RAPTORS!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 11, 2010, 05:12:47 AM
*Following a trail of footsteps Fitzgerald hears a noise and turns around seeing the tail of what seemed to be a Raptor*
Ok then......
*Backing up slowly Fitzgerald keeps his Machete ready incase they notice him*
And..... now
*Fitzgerald turns and runs jumping over a log and past many trees and bushes, all while following the trail of footsteps*
*Suddenly a raptor breaks through a collection of bushes and gives chase, Fitzgerald suddenly turns around and jumps at the Raptor which is unable to defend itself as it was still running, Tackled to the ground it lets out a screech as Fitzgerald hacks his Machete into the front of its brain killing it.* Done with one.
*He quickly turns and continues following the trail uninterrupted by more raptors for the time being*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Sep 11, 2010, 05:25:49 AM
I'll save you, the only way I know how!

yyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYAAAAAAAUUUUUUAAAAAAAA!!-

Spoiler
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[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 11, 2010, 05:39:29 AM
*The footsteps lead to a waterfall at which Fitzgerald stops to look around, the trail ends here, No Sweeper*
Well.....
*Suddenly something bursts from the bushes and Fitzgerald turns around, machete raised ready to decapitate, and see's Space Sweeper also poised to stab him*
Oh good lord I thought we kille-
*Suddenly a dozen Raptors jumps out from the Tree line and Fitzgerald and Sweeper, armed only with knives, run as fast as they can*
We have to get to the l-
*Even more raptors jump out clawing at both of them from both sides, they ran and ran never stopping, never talking*
*Fitzgerald hears Sweeper yell "Shit!" As a raptor claws his arm, they still go on*
There! down the hill!
*They jump down the hill and the Raptors stop staring at the Ingen lab then leave, for now*
"Ok now we can talk....." Fitzgerald says breathing heavily
"Wait, who else is here and whats going on?"
*The others reach them before and answer can be given and they are rushed inside, into the lab where they see multiple defenses set up*
"Very good job people!" Fitzgerald says smiling
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 11, 2010, 07:13:36 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Sep 11, 2010, 04:58:59 AM
We shall see how they deal with........THE RAPTORS!!!!
With Aliens.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth00.deviantart.net%2Ffs47%2FPRE%2Ff%2F2009%2F177%2F9%2F4%2FAlien_vs_Raptor_wallpaper_by_Thorex.jpg&hash=3cd9fbbbded3edb9a7621bfb1cfad3e8c4b47407)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 11, 2010, 02:41:50 PM
*Pulls out 2 USP's to dual wield as the Troll Cat arms itself with a mini minigun on its back*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The PredBen on Sep 11, 2010, 03:41:03 PM
I don't know much 'bout this area of the AVP Galaxy ... But this will destroy anybody ...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F5%2F55%2F8-cell-simple.gif&hash=a620cc2d6d6f326c7c52fbd8fba83390202421ce)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 11, 2010, 05:25:52 PM
*headshots one of the raptors and makes the rest run away with constant gunfire*
"Girl... not so clever anymore"

*coughs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 11, 2010, 05:29:06 PM
*finds group of raptors and fires with Dual USP's and the mini minigun on the Troll Cats Back* 8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: scarhunter92 on Sep 11, 2010, 05:44:29 PM
*starts to chew bubblegum*

COME GET SOME!

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 11, 2010, 08:51:14 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fmary-poppins-mv03.jpg&hash=4500cd6ce18a44f0b37dfdeb8b612fa4848d1632)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-ZPpGdt1xQ
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 11, 2010, 10:00:33 PM
*Inside the lab and around it Fitzgerald finds multiple weapons and an ATV in the garage, presumably recovered while he was away*
Lets see what we have here.....
*He was able to count at least 7 M-16's, but they werent M-16A1's, these were the toy gun varient, he found at least 9 Spas-12 shotguns next to what he could tell was a copious amount of magazines, from what he could tell these were the 8 round variants not 6 shot, he found a few varied assault rifles among them 3 Ak-47's and 4 Scar-H rifles and Scar-L rifles, the H had a few extra magazines and the L's had no extra ammo. What suprised him the most was the fact that the ATV had had a mini-gun mounted onto the top and bolted down, it also had enough fuel in the back to take them across the island 3 times. Next to this he had found what seemed to be a helicopter, though admitably it was so damaged it barely deserved the name, He figured this was how the new survivors had gotten on the island but he had no idea, he was knocked out from exhaustion for 6 hours after he brought Space Sweeper back* Well then I guess thats enough...... *He bent down and picked up a Scar-H with a long range barrel and took two extra magazines, this was to be a secondary weapon for long range battle, he then picked up a Spas-12 and took 7 magazines, smiling at the fact that there was still a ton more magazines, the scientist must have been very tasteful hunters*
Lets go then....... *He walked outside and still marveled at the fact that through supressing fire and multiple traps fashioned out of jungle vines and other such materials the group had managed to hold back Shobidoo's massive Dinosaur army, he then walked behind Chupa and said* So whats our plan?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 12, 2010, 01:14:42 AM
*limps into the room*

those aren't Scars. this island was abandoned in 1989, i guess they are either Stoner 63, AR-18, or FN-FNR with some fancy polymer covers.

*grabs the Stoner rifle, a SPAS with hook-stock, three Bangalore demolition torpedoes, a couple of claymores, Tear-gas grenades and Flashbangs*

good to go.

i say we follow the fence to the visitors center and the workers' town and Activate the beacon, we should be able to make it to the Damn, then to the Heliport on the Observatory. trust me, i played Jurassic park: Tresspaser.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 12, 2010, 01:22:39 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 12, 2010, 01:14:42 AM
*limps into the room*

those aren't Scars. this island was abandoned in 1989, i guess they are either Stoner 63, AR-18, or FN-FNR with some fancy polymer covers.

*grabs the Stoner rifle, a SPAS with hook-stock, three Bangalore demolition torpedoes, a couple of claymores, Tear-gas grenades and Flashbangs*

good to go.

i say we follow the fence to the visitors center and the workers' town and Activate the beacon, we should be able to make it to the Damn, then to the Heliport on the Observatory. trust me, i played Jurassic park: Tresspaser.
(Despite spelling dam wrong) Ok then. Who wants to drive the ATV? Ill sit in the back seats and use the Mini-gun.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 12, 2010, 01:34:06 AM
my foot is busted. Trollcat, do you drive good?

and i said damn as in damn dam... damn
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 12, 2010, 01:41:12 AM
Troll cat does not drive well.
Here give me sec....
*Runs to a tree and hacks into it, cutting out a wood cube*
Here let me attach this to your stump leg and you can drive with it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 12, 2010, 01:43:55 AM
*OH GOD MY LEG IS GONE!!! WHAT HAVE I BEEN WALKING ON!?!?

MY LEEGG!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikmRFcUyfMk
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 12, 2010, 01:46:11 AM
{Pokes Chupa}
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6c1HWWspGo
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 12, 2010, 01:50:24 AM
Send in the Lazor Dinosaurs!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi53.tinypic.com%2Fkdnb0m.jpg&hash=a2cfdacee9355ce5a40147b70226af68c420daab)
You are so screwed!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 12, 2010, 02:08:04 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 12, 2010, 01:43:55 AM
*OH GOD MY LEG IS GONE!!! WHAT HAVE I BEEN WALKING ON!?!?

MY LEEGG!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikmRFcUyfMk
Youve been limping on a stump with a fake foot. Now we have to run!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: BANE on Sep 12, 2010, 02:10:07 AM
I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 12, 2010, 02:13:13 AM
*dramatic music and BLAIN jumps wbetween the dinosaurs and us, we get the f**k in the jeep*


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: BANE on Sep 12, 2010, 02:14:57 AM
*I wink at people in jeep, then pull out minigun I was hiding in extremely baggy pants. "Payback Time".*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 12, 2010, 02:17:13 AM
Take this!
*Throws flash bang at BLAIN*
Now DRIVE CHUPA DRIVE!
*The jeep then drove straight at the dinosaurs who's lazers began to charge and missed the jeep, instead killling BLAIN*
Well that takes care of that! The fence is to the left!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 12, 2010, 02:21:23 AM
*chase music kicks in as i dodge obstacles at full velocity, enter a dense bush area, and come out of the edge of a cliff into a river*

OH SHIT!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: BANE on Sep 12, 2010, 02:21:53 AM
*What he doesn't know is that I've got more padding on than the Michelin Man...therefore, I survive the endeavour, and take off into the woods undetected, to menace the group at another time...*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 12, 2010, 02:23:26 AM
(^ But you werent in the jeep and lazers burn through any possible amount of padding you may have)
Frag it all!
*The jeep crashes and they Fitzgerald is knocked out when he slams against the minigun*

(Note to everyone, when speaking outside the story use these() )
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 12, 2010, 02:25:03 AM
*a big splash rises as the car dive sin the tormentuous river, we hold our breath as a series of waterfalls come close*

FITZ! FITZ WAKE UP!!! f**k!

*grabs Fitz and jumps off the jeep as it hits a buncha rocks on the bottom of the fall*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 12, 2010, 02:26:38 AM
{Was stalking people}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 12, 2010, 02:28:30 AM
*Wakes up when they hit the water*
Fraging FRAG! What now!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 12, 2010, 02:40:10 AM
Glub glub glub!

*pulls Fitz out of the water. after resting for a while, another splash behind us startles me, as it walks out of the water, Predator Queen deactivates its sparkling cloak, not seeing us as we are covered in mud. she walks away*

she didnt saw us.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 12, 2010, 04:46:34 AM
*Has the Troll Cat somehow pull me out of the water* being wet sucks  :(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 12, 2010, 04:47:04 AM
also fitz lied. I do drive well.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 12, 2010, 04:49:56 AM
(Use the modify button. no double posting)

*Stares at Troll cat*
You lose focus on stuff after five seconds and you forget stuff easily.
You exzpect me to think you can drive!?!

Anyways Chupa wheres Space Sweeper?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 12, 2010, 04:54:53 AM
anything i consider important i can focus on. >:( *has the Troll Cat bite Fitz in the leg
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 12, 2010, 02:23:06 PM
*pulls the Troll cat away and it runs into the jungle*

Fitz, i have not a damn clue about Sweeper.

here, dial this code on the radio, see if we get the source.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 12, 2010, 08:12:08 PM
*Dials code and waits*
That bite feels wierd...
*Eyes roll into head*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 12, 2010, 08:12:43 PM
MY SIG WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 12, 2010, 08:38:30 PM
*Quickly fights to wake up and leads Monolith to the dinosaurs killing them all*
Chupa...... get us....... to the..... docks......
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 12, 2010, 10:36:19 PM
Time to nuke the site from orbit. It will hit  Isla Sorna in 1 hour. BUM BUM BUM!!!!
*Walks off too terrorize someone else with his Dinosaurs.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 13, 2010, 12:18:26 AM
don't look at me man! my legs are gone!

(how bizarre)


*fights to get Fitz up and both walk into the jungle*

come on! moooooove!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 13, 2010, 12:27:24 AM
(Comes stomping in)
PREDATOR QUEEN!
I heard you gag! I demand you explain your opinion before I destroy you for exercising your right to not like something!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 13, 2010, 12:35:50 AM
oh we are so dead.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 13, 2010, 12:40:29 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1030.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy362%2Fmarisab202%2FGraphics%2Fcookies.jpg&hash=60a55e32a78d12e738590aee3437f2063520336a)
{Hands TheMonolith cookies}
I has just woken up and when i just wake up I say stuff that doesn't make sense
wait... are you THREATENING ME !?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Sep 13, 2010, 12:41:44 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 13, 2010, 12:40:29 AM
http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y362/marisab202/Graphics/cookies.jpg
{Hands TheMonolith cookies}
I has just woken up and when i just wake up I say stuff that doesn't make sense
wait... are you THREATENING ME !?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye8mB6VsUHw
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 13, 2010, 12:50:05 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 13, 2010, 12:40:29 AM
http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y362/marisab202/Graphics/cookies.jpg
{Hands TheMonolith cookies}
I has just woken up and when i just wake up I say stuff that doesn't make sense
wait... are you THREATENING ME !?!
Cookies?
(Sniffles)
They make everything better.
I still wish for an explanation of your opinion, but I will destroy someone else now instead.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 13, 2010, 01:00:08 AM
No no TheMonolith you wanted to start something.... let me finish it...
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi29.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc268%2Frzara%2Fmallet.jpg&hash=440dff9a615a27fdf2495ed756ca05520e9c58d3)
{Bashs this into your face}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 13, 2010, 01:20:17 AM
You...you...YOU!!
(Snaps fingers)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntI-7vR2zRs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7edeOEuXdMU

Spoiler
This is all in good fun, right? Thats how I intended it.
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 13, 2010, 01:47:20 AM
{Had hid from the explosion with the old couple and then afterwords killed them}
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWJCPXRxo2U
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 13, 2010, 01:59:56 AM
DAA! MY EARS!
Curse you Pred Queen!
But got to 5:10 of this first and play the above song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B2MC9jpW_E
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 13, 2010, 02:21:46 AM
Well apparently TheMonolith is dead from something something eardrum.... do we eat him?... I say soup but whatever if anyone has any better ideas....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 13, 2010, 02:43:09 AM
Drat! My plan didn't go according to...plan!
Here I am stuffed at the table. I must figure out a way to escape during the musical number!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMoTSltdShA
(Gets on motorcycle)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi625.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt338%2Fnostalgiaaddict88%2FBuddyPicGreatJump.jpg&hash=a7fc1c3f503976f6b0a1ae5dfbf5f9039b941338)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 13, 2010, 02:46:00 AM
*sprints with Fitz towards the hill in which a chopper is waiting*

*a loud pop! is heard besides my notebook, startling the f**k out of me and making me stop writting*

seriously, what the shit?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 13, 2010, 08:46:57 PM
3 minutes till nuke!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 13, 2010, 10:11:51 PM
*Wakes up and hears Shobidoo, Then grabs Chupa and gets into Chopper and begins dustoff*
Chupa! Shoot those things, there are raptors coming at us from the left!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 13, 2010, 10:28:51 PM
GO TROLL CAT!!! *Throws Troll Cat and some of the Raptors die from being trolled and more die from the mini mini gun on its back and the rest die from the fire from me Fitz and Chupa
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 13, 2010, 10:33:45 PM
Get in!!!!

*Begins Chopper lift off and Troll cat and the Troll cat jump on and climb inside mid-air*
Thats it, booking it now!!!

*The chopper leaves the island and soon after a large explosion followed by a bright light is seen knocking the Chopper off course*
FRAGIT! WERE.... NOT... GONNA.... MAKE.... IT!
*Chopper manages to make it to another Island and we survive with only mild radiation sickness*
Oh sunnuva. NOW WHAT!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 13, 2010, 10:39:03 PM
Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Slams door in rage at there survival!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 13, 2010, 10:40:53 PM
WE WIN BIATCH!
Now as a sign of respect will you get us off this Island!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 13, 2010, 10:42:23 PM
Fine....grudingly sends a plane for them.......
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 13, 2010, 10:52:35 PM
*Crosses himself*
Thank god...... Ok then, lets get in guys.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 13, 2010, 11:10:03 PM
*Plane blows up*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 13, 2010, 11:11:43 PM
*Laughs*
This was what I was expecting!
Thats why I did this
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 13, 2010, 10:52:35 PM
*Crosses himself*
Thank god...... Ok then, lets get in guys.
*gestures for them to get in, they dont. Chupa winks and Fitzgerald runs inside then jumps out. The plane starts up and Shobidoo blows it up*
:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 13, 2010, 11:13:33 PM
*Sends boat for them* I shall send a boat...and i will be on it so no tricks!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 13, 2010, 11:22:20 PM
Well your a Goldblum rex so this shouldnt hurt.
*Shoots Shobidoo, bullet pings off*
Your real. Ok
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 13, 2010, 11:26:42 PM
Escorts them into the boat.The boat then turns into a sub and heads  for a.....BIGGER SUB!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 13, 2010, 11:33:47 PM
Holy shizno......
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 14, 2010, 02:23:52 AM
Damn. *Troll Cat meows*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 14, 2010, 02:25:17 AM
{Grabs Troll Cat from behind and runs off with it}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 14, 2010, 02:36:45 AM
if you didnt realize it before. the Troll Cat had a mini mini gun on its back. it shot you many many times *Troll Cat Shoots PQ*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 14, 2010, 05:52:42 AM
How dare you shoot the Queen?
*Grabs Troll Cat by the tail and rams it against a wall*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 14, 2010, 06:01:01 AM
Calm down!
Were in a sub!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 14, 2010, 06:25:27 AM
How come I'm never online when Troll Cat is  :(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 14, 2010, 06:28:29 AM
He barely ever gets on :\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 14, 2010, 06:34:53 AM
{After getting shot by Troll Cat she Pulls out her medikit and only finds a bunch of dum dum lollipops inside it} {laughs a bit} oh...shit...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 14, 2010, 06:41:10 AM
(6 Hours Earlier)

"Sweeps, do you honestly think you are going to take all of those lolly pops with you?"

"N-no.."

"Well then throw them out, and lets get going!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 14, 2010, 01:24:27 PM
The pilot ate the fish! Who knows how to pilot a submarine?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 14, 2010, 01:28:02 PM
I do!
*Takes commands as sings song*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkhTA6MQ3BQ
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 14, 2010, 05:25:52 PM
*toys around with a metal bolt, which then flies away leaving a leak. trying to put the bolt in place, the leak gets bigger and bigger, and the sub starts to sink*

ow....

guys, we have troubles.

*the submarine hits the bottom of the ocean into... a secret underwater city!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 14, 2010, 05:31:23 PM
I'll explore.
*Teleports sub-war vehicle from another dimension and detaches from Submarine*
*In the interphone*
PPPrrrrshhhshhhhsh, do you pppprrrrrssshhhh -ear me? There's a palace in there ... pprppprrrsshhhh -ntered in it... weird ppprrrrrsssshhhh writings in there... th- pppprrrrrssshhhh read "Ph' pppprrrrshhhh Mglw'nafh- Cthulhu ppppprrrrrshhhh wgah'nagl ppppprrrrrsssshhhh I know what that me-pppprrrrrsshhhh wait, there's something movi-
*Transmission is bruptly interrupted with a nightmarish sound*
*It suddenly reappears*
Ppprrrrsshhhh it ain't Cthulh- ppprrrrsshhhh something els-
*Interrupted again*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 14, 2010, 05:39:49 PM
*End of transmission*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 14, 2010, 05:46:07 PM
*Transmission improvisely reappears*
Go to the hell you belong to, Hastur!
*Fires multiple Rockets at the Deity*
Go back I say! *Fires more*
*Hastur rams his hand against the vehicle, destroying it*
Aw, I'm screwed... unless... yes! *Finds Omega Serum in Pocket and injects it in forehead*
Now go F**k yourself, overgrown octopus! *Transforms in Omega Form and begins to fight Hastur*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 14, 2010, 06:16:35 PM
(Stops motercycle and looks back)
Well I have escaped being devoured due to Eddie's Teddy.
But this will not be the last battle. There shall be more.
Hear this my foes! I WILL RETURN!
(Rides off into sunset to Indiana Jones theme)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 14, 2010, 09:34:51 PM
*Feeds the Troll Cat*  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 14, 2010, 09:51:13 PM
*Back inside the submarine*
SH*T! SH*T! SH*T!
Who has an air supply! The waters almost up to our necks!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 14, 2010, 10:02:46 PM
*Looks down* Oh Shit its almost to my knees. Theres some scuba tanks in the back.....but they are all t-rex sized.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 14, 2010, 10:06:50 PM
{Looks around seeing everyone was worried about there survival and sighs getting up still bleeding from the bullet wounds Troll Cat gave her}I think I can help...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 14, 2010, 11:42:08 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Ftechnique07_071113h-l.jpg&hash=6907186285d131c4f6f00075ec6a597e8fbd98e2)

*Prologue Music*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7eVjtTcxO0
After PQ destroyed me I had to make my way out of Hell again, once free I found a radio and heard a familiar voice saying;

"Now go F**k yourself, overgrown octopus!"

It was clear to me that Omega was in danger, after diving deep into the sea I found what looked like an underwater city and next to it a parked submarine.
*Music ends the scene begins*

*Swims over to the submarine and enters through an already open hatch only to find Fitz drowning*

Fitz?!

*I help Fitz out of the submarine and taught him the art of underwater breathing*

Fitz: Wait! We have to back for Chupa!

Lie: That's not Chupa

*A blow up doll that looks like Chupa floats out of the hatch*

Fitz: ...

Lie: So Chupa left you to die in a submarine? Nice, it's not a bad coffin for a captain.

Fitz: ...  :(

Lie: I don't care what you do, I'm here to save Omega. Don't get in my way.

*Jumps of the sub marine and starts to walk towards the underwater city with this music playing in the background*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnYZoqtog0g
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 15, 2010, 03:40:13 PM
Gah!
*retreats with cut 'n shred arm*
*Regrows it*
I've low possibilities... unless... unless I do this!
*Takes Troll Cat out of the Submarine, fills it with explosives and puts it in a gun*
Hey, eat this!
*Fires Troll Cat at Hastur*
*Hastur is hit in the head*
*Big explosion ensues*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F116.118.248.45%2Fwk_ab%2FdigitalAssets%2F7261_1177455589132_20040424-explosion.jpg&hash=b8e8626cd921803174401f3c396089d721b6edd2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 15, 2010, 03:49:16 PM
*meanwhile, overhead in a US NAVY E-2C hawkeye*

"sir!, we just got readings of massive trolling energy explosion underwater near the coast of Mexico."

-"send in the task force"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcannazine.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fstories%2Fafghanistan-images%2Foperation-enduring-freedom-afghanistan-navy.jpg&hash=63eae46b533fbdb9c73eec47f7a9d1a74eb41bf3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 15, 2010, 09:00:49 PM
"Dont send the Military! They'll capture me and do experiments on me!"
*Begins to surface the sub*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4
*Hears ominous music*
"Oh shit guys. I think we're gonna need a bigger troll."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 15, 2010, 09:43:34 PM
No bigger trolls for miles
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 15, 2010, 09:44:20 PM
Hello there, Troll Cat.

*Waves to Fitz's friend*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 15, 2010, 09:48:01 PM
Hullo There. the famous(or infamous) Troll Cat
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 15, 2010, 09:50:02 PM
My God. Troll Cat has been able to balance pure evil with that pwecious av and sig!
We won't be able to destroy something so cute!
We are doomed!
DOOMED!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 15, 2010, 09:57:38 PM
I also have Fitz on my team. he made the sig
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 15, 2010, 09:59:04 PM
(Runs to find Fitz who is on the beach. Grabs Fitz)
What have you done!?
YOU MANIAC!
(Falls to knees)
Damn you to hell!
(Fitz walks away confused)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 15, 2010, 09:59:13 PM
*Slaps Monolith across the face*
Good God, snap out of it man!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 15, 2010, 10:01:15 PM
Damn it that's not all!
Because if Troll Cat gets down here then that will be all!
(Picks up papers)
Then all this...this bullshit that you think is so important,
(Throws papers)
you can just kiss all that goodbye!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 15, 2010, 10:01:42 PM
(Meanwhile deep under the sea in the underwater city)

*Turns as the explosion's shockwave heads towards me*

...  ::) f**k me...

*Is blown through several walls*

The Expenables make it look easy.

*Looks up to find Stargate that is already dialing*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.psp-themes.net%2Fdata%2Fmedia%2F4%2FStargate.jpg&hash=1c5c412de2090756cb2e95be2425c7dc1945a50d)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdata31.sevenload.com%2Fslcom%2Fes%2Fcp%2Fgcbdkkd%2Fozjdionnmhjf.jpg%7E%2FStargate-Teyla-und-Carter-Wallpaper-Fake.jpg&hash=68143c8009243c170d2fd2046fd71886843207f0)

Alright! ;D

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 15, 2010, 10:02:50 PM
*troll cat jumps on me and sleeps there*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 16, 2010, 02:51:48 AM
f**king cat can teleport.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 16, 2010, 04:31:16 AM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Sep 15, 2010, 10:01:15 PM
Damn it that's not all!
Because if Troll Cat gets down here then that will be all!
(Picks up papers)
Then all this...this bullshit that you think is so important,
(Throws papers)
you can just kiss all that goodbye!
The sig can be controlled.
If he goes rouge I delete the sig 8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 16, 2010, 11:15:59 AM
A StarGate!! 8D *Jumps to the other side*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cydonian.com%2Fphotos%2Fdata%2Fmedia%2F195%2Fstargate_pyr.jpg&hash=0d2fd94b3a1c69fcc39863c487d75dd17306fb76)
...Wow.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 16, 2010, 02:19:16 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 16, 2010, 04:31:16 AM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Sep 15, 2010, 10:01:15 PM
Damn it that's not all!
Because if Troll Cat gets down here then that will be all!
(Picks up papers)
Then all this...this bullshit that you think is so important,
(Throws papers)
you can just kiss all that goodbye!
The sig can be controlled.
If he goes rouge I delete the sig 8)
You...you fiend!
BTW, It won't work.  8) 8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 16, 2010, 09:41:43 PM
yeah. it wont work. the sig is under my control 8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 16, 2010, 10:53:11 PM
{Grabs onto someone randomly and hangs there like a dead body}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on Sep 16, 2010, 10:54:33 PM
Errr...

*pries Predator Queen's fingers off him, one by one*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 16, 2010, 10:57:35 PM
{Digs her claws more into Hive Tyrant piercing into the skin easily } 
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on Sep 16, 2010, 10:58:56 PM
*glares*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth07.deviantart.net%2Ffs38%2FPRE%2Ff%2F2008%2F354%2F8%2F1%2FHive_Tyrant_by_Zen_Master.jpg&hash=90caf9e2b09d822cdaeb78128b745c1c1aa10daa)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 16, 2010, 11:00:49 PM
THE SIG WONT DELETE!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi54.tinypic.com%2Fmkdbn7.jpg&hash=bab5c3b46d84d7b5079c5002b5d292df2690b494)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 16, 2010, 11:36:39 PM
Make peace with it. That is the only way.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 16, 2010, 11:42:14 PM
Fine.
So about that air supply......
Were still underwater and im not godzilla.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 16, 2010, 11:44:17 PM
"Were running low on air. Im gonna surface"
*Begins to surface sub"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 16, 2010, 11:47:09 PM
{Pokes Fitz in the shoulder} Even if you manage to surface it wont be in time.... I could help but it would cost you...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 16, 2010, 11:48:13 PM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*Begins to swim towards surfacing sub*
IM STILL OUTSIDE!
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 16, 2010, 11:47:09 PM
{Pokes Fitz in the shoulder} Even if you manage to surface it wont be in time.... I could help but it would cost you...
>.>
<.<
What are your conditions?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 16, 2010, 11:50:53 PM
*Sees Fitz outside waving his hands to try and get us to pick him up*
*Completly misunderstands and just Smiles and waves*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 16, 2010, 11:52:38 PM
*Sees Shobidoo waving*
>:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 16, 2010, 11:54:16 PM
{Whispers something unspeakably horrible to Fiz and looks to him to see if he agrees}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 16, 2010, 11:55:59 PM
Spoiler
The hell is that supposed to mean
[close]
*Begins to feel woozy and makes hand signals for PQ to speak louder.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 16, 2010, 11:59:32 PM
*Notices he and troll cat are the only ones of the sub*
......SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 17, 2010, 12:00:14 AM
*Slowly begins to black out and decides to pull out gun*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 17, 2010, 12:01:52 AM
Never mind, you just owe me {takes her mask off for a spit second an places a new one on, a better one for underwater breathing}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 17, 2010, 12:09:22 AM
*Opens mouth and begins to choke out words*
Nuh uh! I aint doing sheet until you tell me what I owe you!
I anint gonna be in your harem!
*Swims to sub rapidly and shoots open duct and enters, shutting it before it floods*
Shi......
*Blacks out*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 17, 2010, 12:13:15 AM
Nightmare Asylum appears, and uses the awesomeness of Halo Reach to destroy everyone!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 17, 2010, 12:15:28 AM
*Jumps through the Stargate*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cydonian.com%2Fphotos%2Fdata%2Fmedia%2F195%2Fstargate_pyr.jpg&hash=0d2fd94b3a1c69fcc39863c487d75dd17306fb76)

... Weak! Now where the hell did Omega go?

*Looks down and see footprints in the sand sighs then starts to follow them*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 17, 2010, 12:21:14 AM
*Wakes up when head bangs against wall*
Shizno!
*Looks out and sees Nightmare Asylum in a Spartan III mech destroying everything*
Thats it!
*Runs up to Shobidoo and takes control*
Thats it! Our one way out!
*Slams Sub right into the Stargate*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cydonian.com%2Fphotos%2Fdata%2Fmedia%2F195%2Fstargate_pyr.jpg&hash=0d2fd94b3a1c69fcc39863c487d75dd17306fb76)
Now what?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 17, 2010, 12:23:19 AM
Nightmare Asylum takes off Spartan III helmet, revealing...BURT GUMMER!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 17, 2010, 12:35:16 AM
*Is suddenly cover in a shower of sand then turns round*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth00.deviantart.net%2Ffs22%2F300W%2Fi%2F2008%2F035%2Fb%2F6%2FUchiha_Sasuke___Fallen_by_TomasLacerda.jpg&hash=2a89a748d62ef2230dd1ee063d97afd5ff4954d9)

Who the fu-

*Sees the sub*

Wasn't that sub destroyed? Guess not.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 17, 2010, 12:36:26 AM
*Climbs out*
We dont die that easy Lie.
Now explain what this place is!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 17, 2010, 12:40:15 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 17, 2010, 12:13:15 AM
Nightmare Asylum appears, and uses the awesomeness of Halo Reach to destroy everyone!
The awesomeness that was Halo Reach was easily contained in this paper cup
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi950.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fad342%2Frob3459%2Fpaper_cup.jpg&hash=fca22964402cb718833357e628b4097adeeec1b9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 17, 2010, 12:42:00 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 17, 2010, 12:40:15 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 17, 2010, 12:13:15 AM
Nightmare Asylum appears, and uses the awesomeness of Halo Reach to destroy everyone!
The awesomeness that was Halo Reach was easily contained in this paper cup
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi950.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fad342%2Frob3459%2Fpaper_cup.jpg&hash=fca22964402cb718833357e628b4097adeeec1b9)

It eill tske at least a plastic cup to contain Halo Reach.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 17, 2010, 12:43:36 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 17, 2010, 12:36:26 AM
*Climbs out*
We dont die that easy Lie.
Now explain what this place is!

*Dusts off the sand*

Hah! Why would I tell you anything, I save your life and I didn't even get a thank you...

*Clinches fists*

If you want anwser you gonna have to come down here and get them!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 17, 2010, 12:46:33 AM
*Picks up troll cat*
Bring it then.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 17, 2010, 01:07:56 AM
*Runs and jumps onto the Sub*

...

*Kicks Troll Cat out of Fitz hand then performs a 3 hit combo on Fitz the final hit being a kick that sends him flying*

Fire Ball!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fshannaro.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F07%2Ffireball-jutsu.jpg%3Fw%3D468&hash=e6440fdc6dd24ff428f607ac54c1f43e6a0cde48)

*The fire ball hits Fitz in midair I turn to Troll Cat*

Are you some kind of weapon?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 17, 2010, 01:26:00 AM
*the troll cat roars loudly sending a powerful chill up Lie's spine*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYkhL7zsL3o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 17, 2010, 01:48:31 AM
*The Troll Cat uses the power of recoil and shoots the mini minigun on its back on the ground to slow the landing* *i pull out  a PPK and shoots Lie(in the BAALS!!!)*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 17, 2010, 01:54:02 AM
*Wakes up and gets out of sub*
Woa! Were in a desert.........*Sees Fitz getting owned* I shall save you! *Picks up troll cat while hes shooting and charges towards Lie*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 17, 2010, 01:54:52 AM
{Blocks the attack on Lie with a shield she found}
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi327.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk465%2FLeafNinjaLink%2Fshield.gif&hash=7b934837be52f07de6daecd3b2a7d287f559e94a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 17, 2010, 01:56:43 AM
Throws PPK at PQ's face,knocking her out. then picks it back up and shoots Lie
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 17, 2010, 01:59:20 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 17, 2010, 01:56:43 AM
Throws PPK at PQ's face,knocking him out. then picks it back up and shoots Lie
*Stops time, space, and matter to inform troll cat that* Dude.......PQs a girl.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 17, 2010, 02:00:28 AM
Edits post. now look at it
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 17, 2010, 02:01:00 AM
{The PPK just bangs and bounces off her bio helmet} damn cat ... {throws a cat nip mouse at Troll Cat}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 17, 2010, 04:14:00 AM
*wakes up free-falling onto the desert planet*

FUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

*parachute opens just in the right time and i dive in the sand, raising a huge dust cloud.*


hay guys. what did i miss?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 17, 2010, 12:14:36 PM
"Sees Chupa"
"Chupa you asshole save us from lie"
*Decides that Chupa would have a better use for troll cat*
*Tosses troll cat towards Chupa"
"Here take troll cat"
*Begins to walk off into the distance*
"Oh,and Watch out for PQ's shield, blocked just about anything"
*Begins to wander the desert, being driven by some unknown urge."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 17, 2010, 02:35:10 PM
Is that Royce! Oh wait it's just Chupa.  ::)

*Faces Chupa, Fitz and Troll Cat*

...  :-\

*Turns to PQ*

Normally I would just throw you at them and run for the hills, but your lucky I got this;

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fdeathrace3.jpg&hash=733bc9e4ceb5fd802a0ea7ae48a7ce905f822a9b)

Get in and whatever you do don't push the red button.

*Drivers pulls the handbrake turns to the side almost hitting Chupa, Fitz and Troll Cat*

Up for a little desert race?

*Drivers off in Shobidoo's direction*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 17, 2010, 04:45:04 PM
*punctures one of Lie's wheels and he gets a flat tire*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 17, 2010, 05:16:33 PM
*Reaches Pyramid entrance and looks back*
*Does hand gesture of coming in*
Come on people!
*Enters Pyramid*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 17, 2010, 05:46:57 PM
 :o Son of bitch!  >:(

*Pushs a button in the car, the tire is blown away from the car and a new one grows back in it's place*

:D...  >:(

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.layoutsparks.com%2F1%2F242831%2Fdeath-race-car-fire-31000.jpg&hash=f19cd5b9e03b014f6d73df90ceb93e1fd7fbb4de)

*Shoots at Chupa then hears Omega and uses the rear view mirror*

There he is!

*Then looks back at Chupa*

Your the second person to get lucky today...

*Turns the car round and heads for the Pyramid*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on Sep 17, 2010, 05:49:26 PM
*slithers into the pyramid*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 17, 2010, 07:27:08 PM
*uses a grappling hook to get on board Lie's car*

ain't gonna be that easy, f**ker!

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 17, 2010, 08:06:41 PM
Dude! Get the f**k off my car!  >:(

*Swerves recklessly to try and shake Chupa off*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 17, 2010, 11:35:12 PM
{Was in Lies car} Why the hell am I in here I don't even like being in cars!  {Uses her wrist blades to cut open the top of the car to make an escape not even bothering using the doors}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 17, 2010, 11:51:05 PM
My Car!  :'(

*Looks up at Chupa through the hole made by PQ and sighs*

Fine then...  :(

*Grabs Chupa pulls him into the car and wraps him up with the Passenger seat belt*

Safety first.  ;)

*Takes the shotgun from the backseat and jams it into the acceleration then jumps out of the car via the hole made by PQ kicking Chupa on the way out as the car crashes in the pryamid*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 17, 2010, 11:56:52 PM
{As soon as Lie lands on the ground she puts a hand on his head} sorry about your car but I think... I have something to replace it...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 18, 2010, 12:18:36 AM
*Turns to PQ*

Whatever you have save it till later we can use it to escape, I'm going into that Pyramid, grabing Omega and throwing him through the Stargate.

*Walks towards the Pyramid*

You coming?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 18, 2010, 12:25:37 AM
{Shrugs} sure why not... {Walks to the Pyramid with Lie} I don't have anything else to do...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 18, 2010, 01:10:44 PM
In the Pyramid...

Those carvings are very interesting... now wait
*Finds armor of sorts as people approach*
...This may come in handy
*Puts armor on*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg60.imageshack.us%2Fimg60%2F6954%2Fhorus2th8.png&hash=74123ecbbf1adc0b6d8916a0bad50848be3c0526)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 18, 2010, 02:40:55 PM
*walks into pyramid after getting the Troll Cat back*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 18, 2010, 02:41:57 PM
*Sees Hole in pyramid*
"Hey guys? Were'd you go."
*Voice Echoes throughout the pyramid*
*Enters the pyramid cautiously*
"Hey troll cat wait up!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 18, 2010, 02:53:02 PM
*waits for Shibidoo* *while the wait i reload bth my gun and my cats gun
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 18, 2010, 02:56:37 PM
*Catches up with troll cat*
"Ride on my back Troll cat!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 18, 2010, 02:59:15 PM
k fine *jumps on* just dont do anything stupid
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 18, 2010, 03:00:45 PM
*Gets to the top of the Pyramid*

I see... they're taking the Hobbits to Hisengard! something. Really big. Must be a city.
*Flees with Jetpack*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 18, 2010, 03:01:25 PM
"Your the one whos on my back"
*Begins ramming through walls willy nilly*
"Hold on, its quicker this way."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 18, 2010, 03:03:56 PM
*Reaches city*
*The civilians get all around me speaking unknown language and pointing spears*
What?
*They point to a statue shaped like a Jeff Goldblum-headed tyrannosaurus and lead to it*
We gotta need Shobi here...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 18, 2010, 03:04:42 PM
*puts on helmet* "See kids. This is why you wear helmets. if your like me, a kick ass internet Troll Cat riding on dinosaurs backs ramming through walls even though the dinosaur is a former enemy,your going to need it" *Turns off camera*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 18, 2010, 03:07:54 PM
"I think we should start following OmegaZilla, He seems to know stuff."
*Runs off to the city were OmegaZilla is at.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 18, 2010, 03:09:22 PM
*pats shibidoo on the back for being good*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 18, 2010, 03:10:42 PM
*Purrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssss*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 18, 2010, 03:11:15 PM
my cat purrs. ur a dinosaur. wtf do they do. *thinks* shit
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 18, 2010, 03:12:49 PM
"You always so critical troll cat!"
*Crys*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 18, 2010, 03:15:59 PM
*ignores crying* what do you mean critical. weve only been face to face for what. two minutes?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 18, 2010, 03:19:04 PM
*Hears Crying*
What's that?
*Flees in general surprise of the population and reaches Shobidoo*
What the something makes a Jeffgoldblumasaurus Rex cry?!?
*Grabs Troll Cat by the tail and rams it repeatedly against sand*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 18, 2010, 03:20:18 PM
*Throws knife at omegazillas face and then shoots it with PPK*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: scarhunter92 on Sep 18, 2010, 03:20:31 PM
Hands shobidoo an ice-cream. :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 18, 2010, 03:22:59 PM
*Headbites Troll Cat and throws the ensuing bloody mess out of the way*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 18, 2010, 03:24:19 PM
shit. *pauses time to go to hostpital for a week and come back alive*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 18, 2010, 03:25:33 PM
*Gives scarhunter a hug*
"You can ride on my back new buddie."'
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 18, 2010, 03:30:02 PM
what the hell is going on here?

*leans over a wall and a trap activates*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 18, 2010, 03:31:53 PM
*Hollers at chupa*
"Omega found a civilization that worships, ME!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 18, 2010, 04:35:40 PM
civilization eh. *tells them that im 2nd in charge*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 18, 2010, 04:42:09 PM
*pulls cellphone out of pocket and plays heavy metal, everyone freaks out*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 18, 2010, 05:11:27 PM
*mutes chupas phone* *pulls out guitar and speakers from thin air and starts roking out*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 18, 2010, 07:41:41 PM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 18, 2010, 04:35:40 PM
civilization eh. *tells them that im 2nd in charge*
*Impales Troll Cat's head*
Fifth.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 18, 2010, 08:51:31 PM
2nd.im staying with that. you can be third. *The Troll Cat arms its mini minigun
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 18, 2010, 09:17:46 PM
both of you, cut it out.

we obbey the natural laws in this game. now die when you are supposed to, organic beings.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 18, 2010, 11:08:19 PM
no. its the internet. anything is possible in here
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 18, 2010, 11:23:04 PM
*Appears behind Troll Cat*

Is that so?

*Suddenly two spinning circles trap Troll Cat*

Laterz.  :)

*In a bright light Troll Cat is sent to the Phantom Zone*

:P

*Looks at the others*

Oh, I'm sorry. Was that your auntie?  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 18, 2010, 11:27:12 PM
*teleports back to pyramid* :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 18, 2010, 11:29:00 PM
I don't think we can kill Troll Cat we can ... just don't pay any attention to him...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 18, 2010, 11:30:45 PM
im invincible :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 18, 2010, 11:41:05 PM
He can't die huh...  ;D

*Grabs Troll Cat and stabs him through the chest then twists the blade and slowly pull it out*

Lie: Who do you work for?

Troll: What?

*Stabs him again*

Who do you work for!  >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 18, 2010, 11:49:09 PM
{Tugs at lies shoulder} Just leave it alone....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 18, 2010, 11:52:29 PM
*Spirit of Vengence appears.*  *Points at Troll Cat.* You.......Guilty! * Walks over and gives Troll Cat the penance stare.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 18, 2010, 11:58:49 PM
Awesome!  ;D

*Walks up to ghost rider*

Hey, I'm a big fan I was wondering if you could do that again!

*Points at Chupa*

It'd be so cool if you used the penance stare on him.

*Pulls out a camera and gets ready*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 12:00:09 AM
*grabs Chupa around the neck and burns his soul.* *shakes Lie's hand.* You.......Innocent. *sits on motorcycle.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 19, 2010, 12:03:25 AM
{Stares at the new male} ehhh... he kind looks like death but ...naw... not working for me...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 12:04:57 AM
*looks at Predator Queen.* I am death to all evil doers. I AM GHOST RIDER! * gives a demonic laugh.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 19, 2010, 12:06:29 AM
ok...that's kind of sexy.... oh wait I'm evil.... damn it...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 12:07:23 AM
I'll let you live. Just this once.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 19, 2010, 12:09:49 AM
I feel special but I cant help but be evil I'm a monster .....  and not even human so I don't fallow your rules... {Points her Shoulder cannon at him}
Bye!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 12:13:24 AM
You can't kill me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 19, 2010, 12:15:02 AM
Enough!  >:(

*PQ Stops*

He destroyed Chupa and for that I'm thankful.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 19, 2010, 12:16:54 AM
But I want his skull!!!  It would look great in my trophy collection!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 12:17:41 AM
My enchanted chain would be more than a match for you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 19, 2010, 12:18:48 AM
{Thinks something and turns around embarrassed}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 12:19:31 AM
That's what they all say.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 19, 2010, 12:23:11 AM
{looks to Lie} Lets get out of here and pretend this never happened...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 12:24:23 AM
I must go. Some many souls to burn, so little time. *gets on bike, laughs demonicly, and rides away.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 19, 2010, 12:29:55 AM
............................................That could have been less awkward.........
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 12:31:37 AM
My bad. Sometimes i act before i think.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 19, 2010, 12:32:49 AM
Get out of here {Lifts a small car in the air and throws it the Ghost Rider}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 19, 2010, 12:33:22 AM
*Out in the desert*
Shiz. Im happy I had my backpack.
*Pulls out jug of water and drinks two cups*
Ok lets see...... I cant remember what happened. Lie attacked me, I dodged and then everyone rushed in and I was sedated...
*Looks around*
I cant see anything for miles. So I guess I should keep going.....
*Continues going north into the desert and finds an oasis*
Im guessing this isnt pure water...... Ill keep going then.
*Walks away from small puddle of water next to a decomposing body beside dried blood-vomit*
Wait..... What the frag!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2Flz8xB8YuCNg%2F0.jpg&hash=68560a089e481635a95068c72ff82bdc09d3585b)
This is.... lets see.....
*Walks to side of crashed ship and sees nameplate*
The UNSC Crashing Winter.....
*Goes inside and finds multiple dead crew*
Guess no one made it.......
*Finds a dead elite body*
Lets see..... nothing, no weapons no grenades. great....
*Goes down multiple floors finding nothing until he reaches the docking bay*
Holy!
*Multiple suits of Spartan-III armor are lined against the wall, next to them are multiple weapons and grenades*
Looks like they never even got to use them..... ship must have been ambushed and crashed....
*Walks up to a suit and begins to put it out*
I need to avoid turning this on, or I could kill myself when I put it on......
*Goes down to the basement and finds a medical chamber*
Ok lets see......
*Begins to crack codes and begins a Spartan-III augmentation progress*
(2 hours later)
Ohh...... man...... Im at least alive.....
*Gets up, taller and feeling a bit stronger than before*
This is going to take a bit of getting used to....... But its best to get out of here.
*Puts on suit and begins to head towards the door*
WORT WORT WORT!
*Fitzgerald is kicked to the ground by an elite holding an energy sword*
Woah!
*Punching the elite in the mouth it drops its sword and is then wrestled into an electric box. The bbox breaks and shocks the elite, causing it to catch on fire*
Thats that then......
*Fitzgerald then picks up a DMR and grenades then takes the elites sword*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_X1IWXuEbgXI%2FS-kfozd3fSI%2FAAAAAAAACeo%2Fs5_xDTl-tU0%2Fs640%2Freach%2Bspartan%2Bbehind%2Ban%2Borange%2Bexplosion.jpg&hash=c27ed5778389e93451f89841860d32beee094bed)
Lets find the others then...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 12:34:52 AM
You fight well. May i join your hunt?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 19, 2010, 12:36:42 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fnaruto_sasuke0568.jpg&hash=146af189897107c3951d90a45a7f0b1fbe3106d2)

Hey!  >:(

*Puts hand on PQ's and ghost's shoulders*

You two need to put aside your differences, I'm gonna need to you two work together!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 12:38:22 AM
You can count on me my friend.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 19, 2010, 12:46:38 AM
{Kicks the Ghost Rider away easily a yard and makes the growling purring sound}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 12:47:48 AM
*punches her into orbit around the moon.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 19, 2010, 12:52:18 AM
*Turns to Ghost*

What did you do that for?

*Sighs then jumps up and catches and PQ and says*

I need you, end of discussion.

*Lands and puts PQ down*

Besides I have this feeling that I forgot to finish someone off.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 12:54:35 AM
I do not regret what i've done. You hit me, I fight back.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 19, 2010, 01:01:58 AM
I'm more than happy to have you as a part of this group but while with me know one thing: Lay a hand on PQ again and I'll end you, got that?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 01:03:23 AM
All right. Make sure she does not try my patience. You wouldn't want her to go to hell do you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 19, 2010, 01:04:18 AM
*Gets into a warthog and drives a few miles away from the ship. Wishing to see the Pyramid soon*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi52.tinypic.com%2F23ru2qh.jpg&hash=e439588de2526a93c99aa69efd98044a5e06035f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 19, 2010, 01:34:33 AM
Quote from: ghost rider on Sep 19, 2010, 01:03:23 AM
All right. Make sure she does not try my patience. You wouldn't want her to go to hell do you?

Hell's a joke she'd tear the place apart.

*Steps foward and stands in front of Ghost and PQ turns and faces them*

Now, our plan is to find Omega and get him through the Stargate, heres a brief update for our new member;

Omega jump through the Stargate and headed for a Pyramid where he soon got bored and headed for a small city in the desert, so it seems that Omega is still somewhere in this city.

*Points at the city*

Now then we'll split up and search the city for Omega, watch out for the Jeff Goldblum dinosaur he doesn't seem to be much of a fighter but destroy him if you find him. Troll Cat is also in this city avoid him, he can be used as a weapon and he can't be killed.

*Looks at Ghost*

Even your penance stare will be ineffective against him, your main priority is to find Omega once you find him report back to me.

*Faces the city"

Lets move out!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 01:37:03 AM
*reves bike.* YEE HAW! *speeds toward the city.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 19, 2010, 01:54:36 AM
{Was behind Lie an whispers to him} I have never had any male hit me like that.... its.... {Blushs behind her mask and laughs before walking alongside Lie}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 01:55:55 AM
I'm already taken. *Scours the city.* Nothing yet Lie, I'll check the western part of the city.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 19, 2010, 02:01:39 AM
*Is Being Worshipped by People*
Muahahaha im a diety!
*Ones of his dinosaur spies overhears lie telling Ghost Rider to kill him*
"That fool, Lie shall fall!"
*Summons Dinosaur Army Again*
"Lets see how he handles........my robot clones."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 19, 2010, 02:02:56 AM
I found him. He can't get away from me now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdijwqVku9s
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 02:03:28 AM
*comes to halt in front of clones.* It will take more thatn this to stop me! *takes chain and beats the hell out the robot clones.* Got any more?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 19, 2010, 02:07:41 AM
*Says over loud speaker*
"You waist your time with mortals such as Lie."
"You would be put to much better use with me. I would never send you on wild goose chases."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 02:09:26 AM
Don't confuse me you useless dinosaurian lifeform! I know who i can trust!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 19, 2010, 02:11:58 AM
"You trust him, yet he failed to tell you i know the exact location of Omega."
"We are allies, me and Omega."
*Sends Dinosaur stormtroopers to attack Lie.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 02:13:31 AM
LIE WATCH OUT!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 19, 2010, 02:17:07 AM
{Roars at the Dinosaur StormTroopers makeing half fle but the rest say} I can take care of this... {Pulls out her Smart Disk and cuts all there heads off in one throw}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 19, 2010, 02:17:56 AM
"Ghost Rider you fool!"
"Unleash....Raiden."
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi51.tinypic.com%2F2vd2rnc.jpg&hash=8fb53d9265e64888e2e419daaea47abb42f0439a)
"You should have joined when you had the chance Ghost."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 02:19:19 AM
*gets chain.* I'm not dying without a fight. *charges raiden on motorcycle, yelling demonicly.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 19, 2010, 02:21:55 AM
{Turns on her Camouflage and goes to find Shobidoo}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 02:24:06 AM
*fighting raiden.* I've fought demon bats tougher than you!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 19, 2010, 02:34:31 AM
*Watches on camera screen an epic fight between Ghost Rider and Raiden.*
*Sees PQ searching for me*
"Activate the cannon fodder droids."
"And send in the weaponized Pteradons."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 02:36:23 AM
* finally slays Raiden.* *Wraps his chain around the Pteranadons.* You are taking me to Shobidoo.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 19, 2010, 02:37:58 AM
*Activates self destruct on the pteradons near Ghost Rider*
"Raiden is dead!!!!!!!!!!!" *Crys*
"Activate Metal Gear!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 02:39:12 AM
*motorcycle catches ghost rider.* I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!! HAVE A NICE TIME IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 19, 2010, 02:39:25 AM
{Roars loudly making the whole pyramid shake} Shobidoo I order as your Queen to stand down!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 02:40:12 AM
Do you know what you're doing PQ?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 19, 2010, 02:42:32 AM
*Begins to feel the urge to stand down.*
"Ye....Yes Queen"
*Calls off all dinosaurs and metal gear*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 02:44:04 AM
*stands a few yards back.* *waiting for the next movie.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 19, 2010, 02:45:40 AM
*Comes out of hiding*
"What do you need Queen?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 19, 2010, 02:48:17 AM
{ Lets out an angry growl and knocks him over } Never go against me or I will plaster you head to the top of my ship got it!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 19, 2010, 02:48:25 AM
you mother f**kers.

*flies in a A-10 warthog, which i spent all afternoon waiting for the sunglasses to glue in*
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi53.tinypic.com%2Frwi0oz.jpg&hash=bf4fd318e97eb63a4842d2a9cc87a5ec7f240ca0)
[close]

*shouts over the radio*

-HEY FITZ! NOW THIS IS A WARTHOG!

*everybody wonders why am i alive*

-ALL OF YOU, I HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU ASSES THAT I POSSESS NO SOUL, I AIN'T EVEN ALIVE, TWO HUNDRED f**kING PAGES MAN. QUEEN YOU HAVE ISSUES, GIRL.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 02:49:14 AM
Holy S**t.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 19, 2010, 02:50:10 AM
*Frowns and crosses his arms grudgingly and murmers*
"Yes Ma'am"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 02:51:04 AM
Who told me Chupas had a soul?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 19, 2010, 02:52:57 AM
Nobody you just assumed it...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 02:53:32 AM
I guess i need to watch my back and my front.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 19, 2010, 02:54:42 AM
*Laughs and Points*
"Ha! You assume Ghost and that makes you an ass!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 02:55:23 AM
I can still kill you!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 19, 2010, 02:55:53 AM
He has no real ass he is mostly bones...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 02:56:16 AM
I'm a hardass.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 19, 2010, 02:58:51 AM
"Your a bone ass!"  ;D
*Hides behind PQ for protection*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 02:59:36 AM
You're damn lucky that you have her for protection!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 19, 2010, 03:00:48 AM
Chupa said he had a warthog all I see is a plane.... should we shoot it down?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 03:01:43 AM
* pulls out his hellfire shotgun.* Just point me in the right direction. 8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 19, 2010, 03:02:27 AM
*flies away before somebody decides to attack me*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 19, 2010, 03:03:03 AM
"I think my pteradons will take care of him."
*Lazor Pteradons begin to surround Chupas plane*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 03:04:40 AM
*grabs a pteradon.* Thanks for the lift! *points shotgun at the plane.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 19, 2010, 03:05:39 AM
"No problem bitch!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 03:06:13 AM
I'll kill you later, we have work to do!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 19, 2010, 03:08:12 AM
Its not really work its more of a hobby... {Was cleaning one of the skulls of one of the dinosaurs shobidoo stupidly sent out to attack her}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 03:09:01 AM
We have you now Chupas!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RakaiThwei on Sep 19, 2010, 03:09:50 AM
[Runs across the room and slaps Shobidoo's coffee on his lap and then grabs his head and decks it on the table] NEEEEEEEEHHH!!!!

[Runs over to Ghost Rider and then punches him across the face] HEY LOOK EVERYONE I'M DICK TRACY!! TAKE THAT PRUNE FACE!! NOW I'M PRUNE FACE!!

[Pushes Queen to the floor] TAKE THAT DICK TRACEY! NOW I'M PRUNE TRACY!!

[Kicks Ghost Rider] NOW I'M DICK FA--

[TV goes static]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 03:10:37 AM
*fires hellfire at the newcomer.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 19, 2010, 03:10:44 AM
"You can use the Lazors on Pteradons if you'd like Ghost but other then that, not much im willing to throw at chupa."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 03:11:35 AM
I'll combine lazers and hellfire. I would take cover if i were you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 19, 2010, 03:12:49 AM
*Sneaks behind PQ*
"K Done!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 19, 2010, 03:13:40 AM
{Was banging her head on a table} damn it...damn it...damn it! How could I forget my friends boy friend is ghost rider here! I feel horrible {Falls over talking to herself still}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 03:14:21 AM
*fires at the plane.* *the sky is thick with dust, too thick to see through.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 19, 2010, 04:32:18 AM
Did somebody said "hellfire"?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F20f2ql5.jpg&hash=d1cda7a868c79e514ea4ba758fd606a7717452ec)

*missile blows everyone away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 04:55:16 AM
*rises form the dirt with shredded clothes.* You owe me a new jacket! *shoots hellfire a chups.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 19, 2010, 07:37:27 AM
*Activates another Stargate and goes through it*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foutlanderthemovie.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F01%2Fmoorwen-planet.jpg&hash=541cded625bcd39267c4e0ecdc9439c2a275a444)
This... will be interesting. *Walks in*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 19, 2010, 01:17:57 PM
*Watching the epic fight, shobidoo and his army vs PQ and Ghost*

So those two can work together...  :)

*Sees a flashing blue light*

...

*Finds another Stargate*

He didn't?

*Jumps through the Stargate*

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Shit! Those flames are scorching the land and there heading this way!

*Grabs Omega and jumps back through the Stargate just escaping the blaze*

Do you have some kind of death wish!

*Helps Omega to his feet*

If shobidoo is on your side and I'm also on your side that mean we only have one enemy;

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 19, 2010, 02:29:26 PM
....:(
*Reprograms Stargate and activates it*
*Goes through*
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Yes.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 02:33:18 PM
*watches calmly from the sidelines.* Hm......This could get interesting.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 19, 2010, 04:36:35 PM
yay interesting things. but the civilization. hmmm. *Takes over them*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 19, 2010, 04:52:20 PM
Follows Omega through Stargate.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 06:12:42 PM
*slips silently through the Stargate.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 19, 2010, 07:11:22 PM
A lot of people are using my preferred travel method lately.
I better start charging them.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 07:12:05 PM
*looks around carefully.* I can't afford to be distracted.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 19, 2010, 07:18:01 PM
There are... openings!
*Enters in the Derelict*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 07:18:51 PM
*tails him to see what he's up to."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 19, 2010, 07:20:19 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Sep 19, 2010, 07:18:01 PM
There are... openings!
*Enters in the Derelict*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddUotyR3WEA
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 07:21:16 PM
* goes to human form to stay hidden.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 19, 2010, 07:26:41 PM
Wait, Monolith... there's movement! *Enlightes an Alien egg with a torch*
*Facehugger emerges and tries to facehug, but recognizes it has an Alien in front of it*
Hey, I'm not the one you're searching for.
See, there's a cat here, somewhere... go for it. :)
*Facehugger crawls away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 07:28:30 PM
*goes into ghost rider mode then burns the facehugger discreetly.* One less to worry about.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 19, 2010, 08:05:22 PM
*Enters derelict and comes up behind Omega, Lie, and Ghost*
So what are we doing and who wants to explain what the F is going on?!?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 08:06:02 PM
*turns around* I'm just following my orders.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 19, 2010, 08:06:51 PM
Ok acceptedc.
*Points gun at LIE*
Ok now, lets just let bygones be bygones, what the hell is going on?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 08:07:59 PM
*points gun aat Cap. Fitzgerald* What have you been doing this whole time?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 19, 2010, 08:11:07 PM
*Holds DMR with one hand and uses the other to point Magnum at Ghosts face*
Tracking you guys, trying to figure out what happened, but once things started blowing up it was easy to just follow OZ.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 08:12:04 PM
*lowers shotgun slightly.* Hell of an explosion. No pun intended.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 19, 2010, 08:14:23 PM
*Points away from LIE and at Omega Zilla*
Well he feels like being silent, So you explain.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 08:15:46 PM
From what i was told, we were searching for Omega.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 19, 2010, 08:17:29 PM
Yeah and hes right there.....
*Looks at Omega*
Explain.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 09:48:29 PM
* just stares at the proceedings.*
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Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 19, 2010, 11:35:40 PM
*comes from behind and scares Fitz and ducks from the following punch* ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 11:36:23 PM
*points shotgun at Troll Cat.* What the hell are you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 19, 2010, 11:37:43 PM
He is
THE DOOM OF US ALL!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 19, 2010, 11:38:11 PM
im a person. my troll cat is here. *calls for troll cat* btw dont piss him off. he has a mini mini gun on his back. but im sure u noticed that
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 11:39:29 PM
You couldn't kill me anyway. *points shotgun at Troll Cat.* I can shoot you and you wouldn't do a thing about it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 19, 2010, 11:40:01 PM
my cat would. *troll cat arms its gun*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 11:41:15 PM
*points gun at the cat and grabs Troll Cat by the throat.* Unless you want me to choke the life out of you, call off your pet.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 19, 2010, 11:42:04 PM
*Troll cat lays down and licks its paws*
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 11:42:45 PM
*drops Troll Cat.* That's a good cat.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 19, 2010, 11:44:01 PM
 >:( *is mad but resists urge to roll out of reach and start gunfight* *gives Troll cat food instead*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 19, 2010, 11:44:25 PM
Son of a bitch! He's getting back up!
(Ducks)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntI-7vR2zRs
(Comes out of hiding and looks around at the ruins.)
Damn you Troll Cat!
God Damn you to hell!
Nobody nukes a British couple in front of me and gets away with it!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 11:45:21 PM
*rises out of the rubble.* MONOLITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why didn't you warn me?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 19, 2010, 11:47:16 PM
You saw how quick that damn missile came!
I thought he was shooting a bottle rocket!
(Starts crying)
I wish he was shooting a bottle rocket.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 19, 2010, 11:47:58 PM
*gets out of armor lock surrounded by shields* best. defense. ever 8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 11:48:43 PM
*shoots cat in the head.* I warned you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 19, 2010, 11:52:59 PM
The horror has ended.
(Gets hit in the face by a pie)
After the nuke, I can't say I am too mad about this, but this looks like it would have been a good pie
(Points finger up)
I vow to find this pie waster and destroy them. It was pumpkin! MY FAVORITE PIE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 11:53:52 PM
There seems to be something else afoot.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 19, 2010, 11:55:34 PM
it was defense from the nuke you bitch. also look over there. *Troll Cat comes out of hiding* he used the holograms used in reach. im not even attacking
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 11:56:43 PM
You're going to be defending! *hops on motorcycle and races toward Troll Cat.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 19, 2010, 11:57:08 PM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 19, 2010, 11:55:34 PM
it was defense from the nuke you bitch. also look over there. *Troll Cat comes out of hiding* he used the holograms used in reach. im not even attacking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVjmFxCyv0E
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 11:58:16 PM
PREPARE TO DIE TROLL CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 19, 2010, 11:58:30 PM
*jumps out of the way with troll cat in hand* jeez i follow orders if my life depends on it :(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 19, 2010, 11:58:59 PM
I am beginning to think that you two should join forces.
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 19, 2010, 11:59:14 PM
*turns around* Surrender or die!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 19, 2010, 11:59:36 PM
Hey it's Troll Cat.

*Reaches out a hand*

Here kitty kitty.  :)

*Pulls out a saucer and pours milk on it*

There you go.  :)
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Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 19, 2010, 11:59:47 PM
i think joining forces is a good idea
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:00:45 AM
* stops motorcycle and just watches.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 12:00:59 AM
WAIT! *grabs saucer and checks the condiments for anything bad*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:01:27 AM
Hmm.....Interesting.
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Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 12:02:12 AM
*sees that its clean* are we joining forces or what
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:03:18 AM
Ask LIE.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 12:03:34 AM
Good Kitty.  :)

*Pulls out a shinning designer collar*

You get this is you join us, but theres something you have to do first.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:04:40 AM
* stands behind them in case of a bad situation.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 12:05:02 AM
what is that?  ???
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 12:09:05 AM
Oh you dont like the collar... That's fine.  ;D

*Throws the collar away*

So you wanna join us huh?

*Crosses arms*

What can you do exactly?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 12:10:44 AM
i didnt say i didnt like the collar. i was asking what do i have to do. an dude. seriously  i fought through a frekin kraken a dinosaur island a desert and a nuke(TWICE!) what kind of question is that
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:11:45 AM
A good one.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 12:12:16 AM
 :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:13:10 AM
Do you accept?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 12:13:40 AM
yeah but you have to retrieve the collar that lie threw
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:14:57 AM
*picks collar up.* Here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 12:15:35 AM
Fine your in but first. Fitz is an eyesore I want him gone, think you can handle it?

*Turns to Mono*

I always considered you on my side but I need to hear it from you now, so whats it gonna be? Mono, with me or against me?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 12:16:05 AM
good. :) *Takes collar and puts it on the cat*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 20, 2010, 12:16:42 AM
I am not having that cat join.... I say we cook it and eat it...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:17:13 AM
What are chinese?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 20, 2010, 12:17:45 AM
(Looks to Lie)
You swear you are not like that cake?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 12:17:59 AM
*The Troll Cat arms the mini mini gun and points it at PQ* but fitz is my frend.  :(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:18:43 AM
*points gun at troll cat.* Stand down!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 12:18:54 AM
Jam PQ were gonna need him.

Quote from: TheMonolith on Sep 20, 2010, 12:17:45 AM
(Looks to Lie)
You swear you are not like that cake?

??? No?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 12:19:03 AM
fine *Troll cat starts being lazy*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:20:03 AM
*lowers gun and becomes silent again.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 20, 2010, 12:20:52 AM
How do we need him Lie HOW?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 12:21:34 AM
*Pulls out phone and starts texting* *is also sad that the dictionary on this computer does not incluse texting* :(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:22:13 AM
I have no idea.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 12:23:03 AM
*Says to PQ*

You told me yourself he can't die.

*Turns to Mono*

If cake is what your after;

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:23:48 AM
* gets a little impatient.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 12:24:50 AM
*is happy because i have just learned there r troll kittens at home*  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 12:29:02 AM
 ??? Congratz  ???

*Shakes head*

OK! All those who are with me raise your hands now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:29:54 AM
*raisies hand.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 12:30:12 AM
*is too busy texting to raise hand*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:30:47 AM
I WANT TO KILL SOMETHING ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 12:32:35 AM
*Hands Ghost an ipod touch thats playing a zombie game* kill zombies
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:33:10 AM
*crushes ipod in hand.* Something real!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 12:34:13 AM
*Calls apple for info about a warranty*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 12:34:24 AM
*Looks at PQ*

To cool to raise your hand.  :P

*Turns to Ghost*

Seeing as Troll Cat is now on our side you could fight him endlessly if you wish, he can't die so I don't see him having a problem with it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:35:10 AM
*turns to look at Troll Cat, laughing demonicly.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 20, 2010, 12:35:50 AM
I think we should still kill the cat...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 12:36:05 AM
i may not be able to die but i can feel pain. a little. barely.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:37:26 AM
*grabs around the throat.* Feel this! *squeezes.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 12:38:39 AM
*kicks in the balls*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:39:44 AM
I have no balls in ghost rider form. No flesh remember?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 12:40:57 AM
shit. TROLL CAT JUMP on his shoulder like a parrot. dont kill him tho. *The Troll Cat jumps onto Ghosts shoulder and sits like parrot*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:41:34 AM
What is that doing on my shoulder?
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Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 12:45:05 AM
sitting
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 12:46:02 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 20, 2010, 12:35:50 AM
I think we should still kill the cat...

*Walks up to PQ*

Lets leave them to it, follow me.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.headoverheels.org%2Fwp%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F02%2Fstaring-at-sunset.jpg&hash=96e51ff0e981cf7721b9d44e07e8200e613b7ded)

I know you wanna kill him now but give him a chance, you never know he might grow on you.

*Picks up a stone and thorws it into the sea*

When my car was destroy you said you had something better, any chance of you telling me what that something is?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:46:22 AM
Get off of my shoulder!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 12:49:11 AM
*Troll cat jumps off
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Post by: Nope on Sep 20, 2010, 12:51:04 AM
*Apears out of rift in time*
"I am Second dimension shobidoo!"
*Catches troll cat and pets him."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:51:21 AM
WTF!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 12:51:48 AM
where the fu** did you come from
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 20, 2010, 12:53:03 AM
Sure.... {Types something into her wrist communicator}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:53:21 AM
2nd dimension.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 12:53:48 AM
hmmmm. BRING THE OTHER ME!!!! and my cat
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 20, 2010, 12:54:53 AM
"You....you died before the thread even started troll cat....im sorry."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:55:22 AM
Oh god. ::)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 12:55:26 AM
but i cant die  :-\
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:56:00 AM
Things are different in other dimensions.
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Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 12:57:03 AM
shit. well ill brb. steam is cool 8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:58:06 AM
I'll neverunderstand what's going on.
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Post by: Nope on Sep 20, 2010, 01:02:10 AM
Quote from: ghost rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:58:06 AM
I'll neverunderstand what's going on.
"Is this real life?"
*Wanders off to find PQ*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 01:02:35 AM
I wouldn't bother her now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 01:02:59 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 20, 2010, 12:53:03 AM
Sure.... {Types something into her wrist communicator}

*Slightly leans away*

Doesn't that thing explode...

*Overhears*

Quote from: shobidoo on Sep 20, 2010, 12:54:53 AM
"You....you died before the thread even started troll cat....im sorry."

That's not a nice thing to say M. Night Shobidalan.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 20, 2010, 01:04:07 AM
*Hugs Lie*
"I have found you!"
"And you notice my talent for twists!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 01:04:16 AM
Explosion? *gets the hell out of Dodge.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 01:08:37 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fnaruto_sasuke0568.jpg&hash=146af189897107c3951d90a45a7f0b1fbe3106d2)

:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 01:09:40 AM
Oh. ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 20, 2010, 01:13:37 AM
{Has a ship fly down to Lie}
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa364%2FNarakusGirl%2Fpredatorship.jpg&hash=6e75fdcef3898677d430157e51683a3ea316d858)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 01:14:15 AM
*watches calmly*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 20, 2010, 01:17:13 AM
*Jumps in slow motion onto ship*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 01:19:00 AM
*rides to the ship to check everything out.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 20, 2010, 01:26:42 AM
Please be careful the floors are a bit.... messy
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 01:27:35 AM
I don't even want to know why. *rides motorcycle up the ramp.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 01:32:06 AM
jumps onto ship
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 01:32:49 AM
Oh s**t.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 01:36:00 AM
wut
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 01:37:03 AM
Now i have to listen to you on this trip!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 20, 2010, 01:37:56 AM
*reads the previous pages*

...you people are awful boring.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 20, 2010, 01:38:16 AM
"Just dont eat the fish."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 01:38:30 AM
I need to fight.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Hive Tyrant on Sep 20, 2010, 01:39:30 AM
*screams hellishly and leaks some drool*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 01:40:45 AM
* reaches for shotgun and aims at the head.* What do you want?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 20, 2010, 01:42:49 AM
C'me Here you bleeding-heart demon wannabe! im gonna make a musical instrument with your body!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 01:43:34 AM
I'll kill you for that! *starts shooting at Chupas.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 20, 2010, 01:45:56 AM
*takes cover and shoots a fire extiguisher behind ghost rider, putting his fire off, then runs and tackles him, and while he is on the ground, starts taking him apart, bone by bone*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 20, 2010, 01:48:21 AM
*Stomps on both*
"What do you think this thread is about, Random text battles?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 20, 2010, 01:49:43 AM
*liquifies and apears on top of shobidoo*

YEAH, I THINK SO!!!

*shoots a hole on shobidoo's back and shoves a grenade on his flesh*

Spoiler
starship troopers reference
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 20, 2010, 01:53:03 AM
*Grenade explodes killing second deminsion shobidoo*
*Suddenly first deminsion shobidoo bursts through the roof with lazors and rockets and troll cat, and lands on his feat.*
"First deminsion shobidoos back bitches!"
*Begins firen his lazor at chupa.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 20, 2010, 01:58:24 AM
*hides behind mirror*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 20, 2010, 01:59:29 AM
{Grabs Chupa by the neck and lifts him off his feet} what are you doing...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 20, 2010, 02:00:39 AM
*Points at chupa*
"He started it by killing my other diminsional self."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 20, 2010, 02:04:13 AM
*melts and reforms behind queen*

Im lighting up the party!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 20, 2010, 02:09:05 AM
I am going to pretend I know what is going on.... {Goes to another room in the ship} don't get to much blood all over the ship.... I am not cleaning it up!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 02:10:24 AM
yay fighting :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 20, 2010, 02:11:51 AM
oh don't worry! im made of liquid metal.

but there is a carcass of a goldblumsaurus torn from the inside out there...

*hands queen a collar made of ghost rider's bones to distract her from the mess*

*tries to sneak away but trips over the trollcat...again*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 20, 2010, 02:13:09 AM
"Lazors do not affect lazorors!"
*Puts straw in Cupa, and drinks him.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 20, 2010, 02:14:54 AM
*gives indigestion, and causes extreme diarrhea*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 02:16:52 AM
ooh lazers
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 20, 2010, 02:20:17 AM
duuuuuude.... Lazer diahrrea!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 02:20:46 AM
 :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 20, 2010, 02:22:11 AM
{Was ignoring everyone and lays on the top of the ship}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 20, 2010, 02:23:13 AM
enough contemplation, emo girl, now take us back to earth!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 20, 2010, 02:30:58 AM
I'm not emo! {Chucks a skull at Chupa} Besides what would we do on Earth its so boring...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 20, 2010, 02:32:04 AM
You kidding? Earth is full of people... killing other people! i though predators loved conflict!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 20, 2010, 02:33:36 AM
"Just dont crash the ship on earth. It could cause........AVP:R." DUN DUN DUN
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 20, 2010, 02:36:22 AM
Fine then we can go to Earth but it will cost you guys...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 20, 2010, 02:37:44 AM
I am technically your slave.

oh well. ill tie myself to the bed.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 20, 2010, 02:38:28 AM
"Ill help!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 02:43:45 AM
nom nom nom :3
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 20, 2010, 02:44:41 AM
we got  new recruits to the Harem, queen!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 20, 2010, 02:51:03 AM
Like who.... {Was about to take off her mask to eat something but then looks to Chupa}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 20, 2010, 03:25:07 AM
*In another part of the ship*
Too many fracking explosions.... cant sleep...... Really should get back to figuring out what happened.
Might as well start by ending Troll cat.
*Grabs DMR and begins heading up the stairs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 20, 2010, 03:33:11 AM
*fitzgerald listens in horror as the bed in the top floor hits the wall violently*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 20, 2010, 03:34:37 AM
*Twitch*
Ok then.....
*Turns corner and shoots Troll cat*
I'd rather kill you BEFORE you kill me!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 03:39:58 AM
*gets in armor lock before the bullets hit me* *The Troll Cat shoots the mini mini gun at fitz*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 20, 2010, 03:42:13 AM
*Sprints forward and breaks cats neck, imobilizing it*
Im the real Spartan here buddy. And if you want to follow Lie's lies then go ahead but ill just be
*Suddenly a yell is heard in the other toom and they both stare*
I..... anyways. You gonna kill me? Or not. Cuz id rather not kill you and regret it later.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 03:43:43 AM
*Pulls out the DMR* i wasnt hoping for this
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 20, 2010, 03:45:12 AM
*from another room a yell is heard*


Hey both of you! quiet! im trying to get raped up here!!!


Spoiler
and the prize for the most bizarre post of the year goes to...
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 03:46:53 AM
ugh i cant kill u. *holsters the DMR*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 20, 2010, 03:50:59 AM
Ok.....
Now i say we just leave the premisis of the rape before the internet police get here.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 03:51:58 AM
oh shit. its the cyber police!!!  :o RUNNN
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 20, 2010, 03:53:22 AM
Wait dont run!
Better we act casua-
*Stares at guns*
Shit. Ok run.
*begins to run*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 03:54:54 AM
yeah. you know what. screw it. *Shoots the cyber police then goes to sleep(hint)*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 20, 2010, 03:57:37 AM
Well then.....
*Sticks the coming police cars with 4 plasma grenades*
That was easy.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 20, 2010, 03:59:49 AM
Its funny because I did nothing to him XD {Was still on the top of the ship reading manga}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 20, 2010, 04:00:53 AM
^ Wait oh god....
Shobidoo went in there.....
*SHUDDERS*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 20, 2010, 04:07:49 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi51.tinypic.com%2F28sn5ab.jpg&hash=74b818318d072fb4afcc55639c26aef7bf4ee341)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 20, 2010, 04:09:15 AM
Sooo its very bad Yaoi? {shudders}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 20, 2010, 04:12:51 AM
well this went terribly wrong. moral of the story, there is no such thing as safe sex with the lights off.

now i will go puke compulsively and cry myself to sleep.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 11:02:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk-8-wZpd78

*On the flight deck looking out at the stars*

So far I've lost a car and gained a spaceship, not a bad upgrade I must say. But I don't remember allowing ANYONE in it, and to fight inside it. But that's Chupa for you; no sense of control... As planned.  ;D

*Evil lol with this music in the background*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwIFxRTAh5c
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Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 20, 2010, 11:07:12 AM
o hai guys, wut did I miss?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 11:23:05 AM
You got held a gunpoint by Fitz who wanted to know why we were jumping through Stargates, but me and my squad of ultimate badasses saved you from Fitz and now your aboard my new Spaceship.  ;D

*Places a hand on Omega's shoulder*

It's been a long day, go to cafeteria and get something to eat. Oh, watch out for Chupa his slivering around on the lower decks somewhere.
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Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 20, 2010, 11:24:50 AM
Oh, you guys wanted an explanation for why I was jumpin' through Stargates?

For the joy of exploration.
For adventure.
For teh lulz.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 11:57:18 AM
GIVE ME BACK MY BONES!!!!!
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Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 20, 2010, 12:06:13 PM
*Throws bones at Ghost Rider*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 12:07:39 PM
*reattaches arm, leg, and jaw.* Thanks. ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 20, 2010, 01:17:09 PM
*Sees cyber police*
"Theres only one way to take care of cyber police."
*Eats the internetz*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 01:17:55 PM
* stands and watches. *
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 20, 2010, 08:15:55 PM
Quote from: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 11:23:05 AM
You got held a gunpoint by Fitz who wanted to know why we were jumping through Stargates, but me and my squad of ultimate badasses saved you from Fitz and now your aboard my new Spaceship.  ;D

*Places a hand on Omega's shoulder*

It's been a long day, go to cafeteria and get something to eat. Oh, watch out for Chupa his slivering around on the lower decks somewhere.
There is not much in the cafeteria... unless you like eating your own kind...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 09:08:29 PM
I don't need to eat food. The souls i burn are nourishment.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 20, 2010, 09:10:17 PM
"I eat......movies"
*Begins eating PQ's movie collection*
"NOM NOM NOM"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 09:10:44 PM
* looks out the window for signs of trouble.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 20, 2010, 09:14:17 PM
Quote from: shobidoo on Sep 20, 2010, 09:10:17 PM
"I eat......movies"
*Begins eating PQ's movie collection*
"NOM NOM NOM"
Oh shat.
*Jumps out ship and uses jetpack to survive*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 09:15:12 PM
Why me? * facepalm.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 20, 2010, 09:20:33 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 09:15:12 PM
Why me? * facepalm.*
You want to live? Leave lie.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 09:22:10 PM
I know. I'm just hanging around for the meantime.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 20, 2010, 09:24:31 PM
Well as soon as PQ finds the destroyed movies, your screwed buddy.
*Gets in ghost and drives away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 09:26:15 PM
*Walks up to the glass and looks Fitz dead in the eye*

Hey PQ! Fitz just destroyed your movie collection.  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 09:27:32 PM
*touchs gun.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 20, 2010, 09:27:53 PM
*Sprints behind lie and breaks his neck*
Nuh uh. I saw this coming.
*Shows PQ a recording of Shobidoo eating the videos*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 09:28:49 PM
This won't end well.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 09:32:01 PM
*Head appears out of the wall*

I'm part of the  ship I can't be killed inside of it and whats this a fake type... Oh I knew you couldn't be trusted but to go this far.  :D

*Turns to Shobidoo*

I know you would'nt do a thing like that, it was Fitz wasn't it.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 09:32:56 PM
What monstrosity are you?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 20, 2010, 09:38:48 PM
"Yes Lie....IT WAS HIM!!!!!"
*Points to Fitz*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 09:39:41 PM
 :D

Here I thought we could be friends Ghost but at the drop of a hat you side with a washed up Halo reject. What are you gonna do travel the universe with your new bum chum, get real!  >:(

*Looks at Fitz*

And you, words are wasted on you!  >:( Fire!

*The ships guntorrents open fire on Fitz*

Join my Ghost, I have plans in which I could use a person of your skills.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 09:40:41 PM
What makes you think that i'll join you? *pulls out gun and chain.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 20, 2010, 09:42:34 PM
"Ghost...Join him, we will benifit greatly from him."
*Arms Lazors.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 09:44:00 PM
*growls* I guess i have no choice.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 20, 2010, 09:44:53 PM
*Gives Ghost a hug*
I knew you would see the light!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 09:45:20 PM
I'll see what i can do.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 20, 2010, 09:46:14 PM
*Fires Lazorz at Fitz!*
"Sorry buddy but trying to frame me....I just cant forgive that."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 09:47:11 PM
* fires at Fitz* Sorry but i must.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 09:48:57 PM
*Jumps in front of lasers and bullets and throws down shields to protect fitz*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 09:49:48 PM
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 20, 2010, 09:50:19 PM
"Why troll cat!"
*Begins scratching troll cat behind the ear.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 09:50:56 PM
i cant let you kill fitz. hes my friend. also im invincible so you cant do shit
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 09:51:46 PM
I could escape my servitude with this situation.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 09:52:57 PM
*The Troll Cat jumps away from shiboodoo and next to me with its mini mini gun armed*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 09:53:26 PM
Why side with Fitz?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 20, 2010, 09:53:42 PM
"I will scratch you in your purrrr spot!"
*Chases after troll cat*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 09:54:01 PM
 :)

It's ok Troll Cat, protecting friend is the right thing to do.

*Walks up to Troll Cat*

Can I ask you something; What are we to you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 09:54:52 PM
*Troll Cat turns its gun and starts spinning its gun pointed at shiboodoo* i know fitz better than u
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 09:55:25 PM
Quote from: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 09:54:01 PM
:)

It's ok Troll Cat, protecting friend is the right thing to do.

*Walks up to Troll Cat*

Can I ask you something; What are we to you?
you were a temporary allie
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 20, 2010, 09:55:43 PM
*Eats gun* Nom.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 09:56:29 PM
Easy don't hurt the little guy. Even if no one can kill him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 09:57:00 PM
*Troll Cat jumps in mouth, reattaches gun and shoots shiboodoo in the mouth, thus releasing the cat*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 09:58:02 PM
I'm conflicted now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 09:58:44 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 09:58:02 PM
I'm conflicted now.
too bad
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 09:59:57 PM
Who to side with: Lie or Fitz?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 10:00:30 PM
i choose fitz  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 10:01:41 PM
 >:(...  :D

Isn't that what Fitz sees you as a "temporary allie", he only wants to use you for your immortally ya'know. I offer safety and friendship.

*Turns to Ghost*

Why what would you gain that you don't already have with me?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 10:02:40 PM
Freedom. I already threw off Mephisto, why would i enslave myself again?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 10:02:50 PM
Halo like armor(not really needed but ill look cool), better weapons, vehicles, and other stuff
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 10:04:57 PM
Slavery, I haven't enslaved anyone!  >:( With them you'll be a bum chum Hero, with me your be your own man. Their the ones who will enslave you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 10:06:05 PM
i cant be enslaved. invincibility rules u kno
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 10:06:35 PM
I go my own way now. Helping whom i please, without restrictions.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 10:08:01 PM
I don't plan on being the leader full time ya'know, I was gonna let it rotate and see as it goes PQ then you, you wouldn't of been waiting that long until you were giving me orders.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 10:08:50 PM
too bad. here i get equal power
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 10:09:24 PM
Equal power or nothing is still nothing!  >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 10:09:57 PM
If that's the case, don't order me around. Let's leave it at that.
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Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 10:13:31 PM
I can respect that, but you really should get inside Ghost.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nasa.gov%2Fimages%2Fcontent%2F153309main_hidden_blackhole_lg.jpg&hash=c08323d621aab75416ac4e791e930085dbac4bac)

That thing doesn't look safe.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 10:14:40 PM
My power may not be enough to stop it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 20, 2010, 10:18:43 PM
{Was twitching Violently}
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 10:19:06 PM
Uh Oh......
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Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 10:25:56 PM
is it bad?  ???
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 10:26:58 PM
Ah Queen just in time.

*Slahes Ghosts bike in half and kicks him into the blackhole*

As an fellow Anti-Hero I hope you can come to respect me one day... As I respected you through our short partnership.

*Watch Ghost get sucked into the blackhole then turns to Shobidoo*

That won't hold him for long, to wrap speed!

*Turns to Fitz and Troll Cat*

You lost me the Penance Stare I hope your happy!  >:(

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_SCfwBkF65oY%2FSZ5FQHtZvjI%2FAAAAAAAALDM%2FdvKDBc4lHEA%2Fs400%2FStar%2BWars%2B-%2BWarp%2BSpeed%2C%2BDisney.png&hash=081e8f3f07f45db49f52d302d61060520adb5b8c)

*Walks past PQ*

When we see them again Troll Cat is yours.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 10:31:25 PM
I WILL KILL YOU LIE!!!!!!!! MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *escapes black hole and pursues the ship on motorcycle.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 10:31:54 PM
if you want you can join me and fitz to kill lie
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 10:32:41 PM
I will join you, my friend. What's our next move?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 20, 2010, 10:33:16 PM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 20, 2010, 10:31:54 PM
if you want you can join me and fitz to kill lie
Nobody is killing anybody.... for now...
{Stomach Growls}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 10:33:53 PM
You. Why are you here?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 10:42:53 PM
*In the recording studio of the Pillowfight thread I lean over to Ghost*

Dude PQ's in the ship not on your motorbike... Which is totally cool btw, now back to scene!

*In the ship*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsasuhina.fatafeet.net%2Fimages%2Fsasuke_bath0.jpg&hash=3719a96d7b32fea2ce6777f52d942e742ed96ac1)

Man... I can understand Troll Cat but Ghost leaving.  :(

*Sighs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 10:44:21 PM
I will have my vengence! Somehow.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 11:12:20 PM
*The Ships Speakers*

You are at your destination, You are at your destination.

*Looks out of the window*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Feaw.heavengames.com%2Fcpix%2Fplanets%2Fkamino.png&hash=ea2a46306d5eb3e0a7c63138a564c79495bc38ff)

There it is, Kamino. Omega look after the ship for me, PQ, Shibidoo your with me.

*Gets into one of the smaller ships in the hanger and heads for the planet*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.inspeco.us%2FGCA%2Fimages%2Fstory%2FKamino.jpg&hash=1db8cc68c705fe2ddd0c06ff45b6753ed97e32e5)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 11:14:19 PM
* stands up on the ship.* So on Kamino are we? Vengence will be mine.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 20, 2010, 11:17:00 PM
Ok. In this group we run a democracy.
I vote we fall back and get the UNSC ship up and running.
All in favor?
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 11:17:45 PM
Nay. I will kill LIE now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 11:21:48 PM
*I appear behind Ghost*

Calm down, everything went as I have planned. I have not betrayed you nor did I try to kill you, follow me and I shall explain everything.

*Walks into the building*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 11:23:09 PM
* holds shotgun.* Remember, one wrong move, i destroy you. * cautiously walks behind LIE.*
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 20, 2010, 11:24:00 PM
Fair enough.
We go in with what we ha-
*Sees Lie*
You saw before, its all lies!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 11:24:43 PM
Calm yourself!
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Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 11:27:50 PM
*Inside the building*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.starwars.hu%2Fpix%2Fenciklopedia%2Fvilaga%2Fkarakterek%2Ftaun_we%2Ftaun_we2.jpg&hash=93a5167289e479386754317ec62fa2344fbcfd63)

Lie: Heres the DNA is everything ready.

Alien: Yes, it won't take long please take a seat in the waiting area.

Ghost: ...

Fitz: ...

*In the waiting area talking to Ghost and Fitz*

Do you remember the collar I gave Troll Cat?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 11:29:02 PM
You took his DNA.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 20, 2010, 11:32:10 PM
(Plot hole: HE NEVER WORE IT!)
This wont work Lie....
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 11:33:24 PM
I agree. You clone him, he'll just destroy you.
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Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 11:35:55 PM
Bingo and f**k the plot hole!  :D

*Looks out of the window*

At anytime He could turn on us, all of us. There would be no way to stop him or defend ourselves, so I made a plan I needed some I trusted to be close to Troll Cat at all times.

*Looks at Ghost*

Even if you did hate me you would stop Troll Cat if you had, well you try anyway. Whereas...

*Looks at Fitz*

You would be unable to act because of your friendship.

*Stands up*

I'm not going to clone Troll Cat, I'm going to make someone that can kill him if they have to!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 11:37:08 PM
Who do you have in mind?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 11:40:24 PM
Who?

*Alien walks*

Alien: His ready.

Lie: Great lets see him!

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi300.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn22%2Fsasukitty9%2Fsasuke-kitty.jpg&hash=77dc376973742c1ccc196e124f819bb8e4fe65ca)
[close]

He's Perfect! :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 11:42:01 PM
That's it? That's your "ultimate weapon"?
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Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 11:45:22 PM
All my powers and all the power of Troll Cat.

*Runs and hugs it*

I'll call him... Mini Me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 11:47:56 PM
We need to test him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 20, 2010, 11:48:57 PM
O lord....
Its sickening.....
Fruk anime.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 11:49:55 PM
*raises shotgun.* Let's see what hellfire does to him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 20, 2010, 11:54:03 PM
*Mini Me stands ready*

Mini Me: Bring it!

*Standing next to Fitz about to watch the fight bewteen Mine Me and Ghost*

We are at a cloning lad ya'know, you could make something nice for yourself.

*Hands Fitz a picture*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmukundcreations.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F12%2Fpamela-anderson-20070401-234116.jpg&hash=e6bd4c7807f138c0838a23bfc85530bc0115cad2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 11:55:42 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frds.yahoo.com%2F_ylt%3DA0WTb_5l9JdME3IAicmjzbkF%2FSIG%3D134dcpaam%2FEXP%3D1285113317%2F%2A%2Ahttp%253a%2F%2Fchristophersmark.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F01%2Fnuclear-mushroom-cloud-5.jpg&hash=2a3a7bc37d34426e92277c8611b92330ba3a605f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 20, 2010, 11:56:29 PM
{Takes the picture away and rips it up then kicks Lie down}
..........................................................
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 20, 2010, 11:56:56 PM
*waits*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 21, 2010, 12:07:18 AM
*Mini Me appears on Ghost's Shoulder*

Mini Me: Is that all? Boring.  ::)

*Gets up*

What did you do that for?

*Takes Mini Me off Of Ghost's Shoulder*

Lie: Now then you will follows orders from the flaming skull guy, got it?

Mini Me: Whatever.  ::)

*Looks at Ghost*

This little guy is all yours whether your staying with us or going with Fitz, because he has my DNA he can't attack me or PQ out of respect. And he will listen to me over you, oh and blindfold him before putting him in the same room as Chupa. Oh and one more thing, remember to put his name before his text or things could get confusing.  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 12:08:52 AM
I'll stick around for awhile now. * looks at mini me.* I wasn't really trying. ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 21, 2010, 12:11:07 AM
{Growls at Mini Me}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 21, 2010, 12:11:39 AM
i think you people are messed up. and i got raped by a dinosaur.

which i am going to kill now...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 12:13:41 AM
Good luck. ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 21, 2010, 12:16:38 AM
{Points and laughs at Chupa}
Yah I am so sorry that happened Chupa.... not really....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 12:17:21 AM
You have no sympathy do you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 21, 2010, 12:19:22 AM
I am a 7-8 foot alien that rips out spines no not really...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 12:20:32 AM
I'm the Spirit of Vengance. Not much sympathy either.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 21, 2010, 12:23:13 AM
have you read Oglaf comics? i feel like the Apprentice right now...

just wait queen, you will have a T-rex skull with Glasses on your desk tomorrow.

and a dead horse head on your bed.
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 12:23:46 AM
She'll probably eat the horse head.
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Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 21, 2010, 12:30:04 AM
{Sits down cross legged and continues to read Manga}Probably.... {turns a page} oh and Chupa that little scene was caught on cameras so I would worry about blackmail.... {turns a page}
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Post by: Nope on Sep 21, 2010, 12:31:18 AM
"Wich scene....?"
"Oh and have you seen your movie collection PQ?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 12:31:47 AM
* goes to the training room.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 21, 2010, 12:35:50 AM
{Turns another page then stops to look up at shobidoo}

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

{Goes back to reading}
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 12:38:17 AM
Ouch.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 21, 2010, 12:38:46 AM
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 12:39:11 AM
*gets back to training.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 21, 2010, 12:44:35 AM
*takes berzerker pack and charges at Shobidoo*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fe%2Fef%2FRip_and_tear.png&hash=2b86463ab453df214c7f80d541f401f4100f0605)

RIP AND TEAR... RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!!!!

YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!!!!!!


HERE IT COMES! HERE COMES THE NIGHT TRAIN! CHOO CO CHOO CO-


*tears open Shobidoo's side and starts pulling out his intestines*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 12:45:10 AM
*smacks Chupas with chain.* Down boy.
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Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 21, 2010, 12:50:37 AM
*recovers and Savagely grabs Ghost rider, then starts to pull out his bones and break them, one by one...*


DIE! DEMON, DIE!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf47DQj_2Gg
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 21, 2010, 12:51:01 AM
"You Fool! You haz touched entrials"
*Uses Ultra Roar*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 12:51:33 AM
*grabs Chupas around the throat.* REALEASE ME MORTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 21, 2010, 12:53:37 AM
HUARGH!!!!!!!!!!!

*trows Ghost rider's skull at Shobidoo and starts to stab him wildly with his Humerus*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 12:56:51 AM
*head heats up to melt Chupas' hands.*
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 12:59:39 AM
*In a corner shaking*
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......................
*Jumps Lie from behind and viciously stabs him in the head and chest*
f**k YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!!!
*Gets up covered in blood*
WHOS NEXT!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 01:00:52 AM
*reattaches bones and grabs Fitz and slams against the wall.* Calm yourself, or I'll burn your soul.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 01:03:40 AM
I HAVE NO SOUL YOU LITTLE A HOLE!
*begins to stab Ghost Riders skull after quelling the flames*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 01:04:39 AM
You can't kill me with a knife. I have no flesh nor organs.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 01:06:11 AM
I CAN CRACK THAT SKULL OF YOURS RIGHT OPEN!
*Stabs knife so hard skull shatters*
ANYONE ELSE!?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 21, 2010, 01:07:50 AM
*Sneaks into pqs room*
*Takes Self Destruct*
*Sets it in ship but accidently set it for 5 second*
"Oh shit"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H91rPIq2mN4
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 01:08:19 AM
*skull reforms.* Humans, they never learn. *grabs fitz neck and breaks his skull off.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 01:09:48 AM
*Skull continues to talk*
AND YOU MOFO?!!? HUH! HUH! ILL STILL MURDER YOU!
*continues to stab Ghost as the ship explodes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 21, 2010, 01:10:39 AM
*They fail to relize there falling from a destroyed ship*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 01:11:36 AM
*grabs motorcycle and drives on air.* See you on the ground! If you're still alive.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 21, 2010, 01:12:01 AM
there is no destroyed ship
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 01:13:37 AM
^ DENIAL!
BRING GHOST!
*Chases after Ghost rider*
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 01:14:45 AM
*jumps off motorcycle and tackles Fitz, beating the hell out of him.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 21, 2010, 01:16:28 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 21, 2010, 01:12:01 AM
there is no destroyed ship
Theres not...but what about the bomb.......
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 01:16:58 AM
*beats the hell back*
IMA KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!!!
*takes Ghost's shotgun and shoots Shobidoo*
YOU DIE TOO!
*Shoots Predator Queen*
YA KNOW WHAT, YOU TOO!!!
*fights all three at once*
BRING IT ON!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 01:18:18 AM
*holds Fitz arms behind him.* KILL HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 21, 2010, 01:19:00 AM
*Fires LAZOR!!!!! at fitz*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 01:19:46 AM
I CAN'T HOLD HIM FOR MUCH LONGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 21, 2010, 01:20:51 AM
*Fires all rockets at Fitz*
This reminds of an episode of DBZ
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 01:21:34 AM
I know. *continues to struggle.*
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Post by: Nope on Sep 21, 2010, 01:22:18 AM
*throws troll cat, chupa, lie, and mini-me at fitz along with the kitchen sink.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 01:22:44 AM
EASY WITH THE SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 01:24:44 AM
*Turns around and uses Ghost rider to deflect the incoming projectiles*
KEEP COMING! COME ON!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 01:25:15 AM
*back hands Fitz with the glove spikes.*
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Post by: Nope on Sep 21, 2010, 01:26:10 AM
*Throws the moon at fitz*
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 01:26:55 AM
*Grabs spiked hand and uses it to throw Ghost at the moon, shattering it*
STILL NOT DEAD?!?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 01:27:21 AM
THE SPIRIT OF VENGENCE NEVER DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 01:28:01 AM
LETS TEST THAT THEORY!!!
*Throws ghost at the sun*
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 01:29:07 AM
*catches it with hellfire.* CATCH THIS!!!!!!!
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 01:30:05 AM
ALRIGHT THEN!!!
*Charges into fireball, glows momentarilly then releases a wave of fire at Shobidoo*
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 01:31:01 AM
* shoots shotgun at point-blank range.*
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 01:31:55 AM
*Bullet bounces off helmet and hits Ghost in between the eye sockets*
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 01:32:31 AM
* coughs up hellfire.*
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 01:33:14 AM
*Continually pounds on Ghost's rib cage*
NOT SO ALL MIGHTY NOW HUH!?!
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 01:34:10 AM
*punches ribcage.* I coughed up hellfire form my gun.
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 01:34:59 AM
YOU AINT GOT A GUM! ITS A FRAGGING SKULL!
*Smashes skull into ground and cracks it*
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Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 21, 2010, 01:35:54 AM
{Grabs both Fitz and Ghost and bangs there heads together}
Stop acting like little kids and get along...
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 01:36:40 AM
*Takes ghost's shotgun and shoots PQ in the face*
NOT UNTIL THIS RAGE IS FRUKCING OVER!
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 01:36:56 AM
*growls demonicly.* Don't interfere. This is between my and him.
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 01:37:42 AM
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!!!
*Throws Ghost at Predator Queen*
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Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 21, 2010, 01:38:20 AM
{Catches Ghost bridal style}
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 01:38:47 AM
* tackles Fitz.* I will kill you, even if it takes years.
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 01:39:18 AM
LIKEWISE!!!
*Begins to stab Ghost in the face*
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 01:39:50 AM
*catches knife and melts it in his hand.*
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 01:43:22 AM
*Pounds fist into crackl reverting Ghost to Johnny*
GAME OVER!
*Shoots the human ghost with his shotgun, now normal, and gets up*
NEXT?!?
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 01:45:39 AM
It will take more than that to stop me.
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Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 21, 2010, 01:48:45 AM
{Sets up a small resting spot for everyone else to watch the fight and makes popcorn for everyone else who isn't Ghost or Fitz}
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 01:51:33 AM
*this guy won't give up.*
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 01:52:10 AM
*Sends Ghost to hell and destroys exit*
YOU CANT REDEEM HUMANITY! YOU HAVE FAILED!!!
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 01:54:13 AM
*claws his way back up.* I WILL NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU WOULD ONLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 01:58:10 AM
*Tosses black hole grenade at the ground and everything within 4 miles dissapears*
*7 miles away*
I WIN!!!
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 01:58:59 AM
That was unnesscecary. >:(
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Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 21, 2010, 02:27:42 AM
yay fitz won. i came a little late tho  :(
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 02:28:30 AM
He did not win! This fight is not over!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 21, 2010, 02:32:30 AM
OH YAH WELL!

http://blip.tv/play/gp5hgfriXwA%2Em4v
its the fight. couldnt embed right for sum reason. click it to see our fight
BTW im the guy in white fitz is the grey and ghost is the blue.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 02:46:19 AM
I'M NOT A WOMAN!!!!!!
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Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 21, 2010, 02:46:55 AM
just replace the hers with hims
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 02:47:21 AM
You will die now!
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Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 21, 2010, 02:47:51 AM
but you died in the fight   :)
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 02:48:23 AM
I don't wear armor and I'M A SPIRIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 21, 2010, 02:48:39 AM
too bad.  8)
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 02:49:08 AM
That was bulls**t any way.
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Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 21, 2010, 02:50:47 AM
you were stabbed in the face with a frekin storage unit. now ur trapped in there  :D
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 02:52:02 AM
I will get out! Be certain of that!
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Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 21, 2010, 02:52:57 AM
no you wont. its locked and only me and fitz can open it  :)
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 02:53:49 AM
I can still haunt you until you do!
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Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 21, 2010, 02:54:34 AM
i dont dream. even if i do its quick an random with trolls. you wont like it in there
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 02:55:19 AM
I didn't mean in your dreams. In the waking world.
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Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 21, 2010, 02:55:54 AM
too bad. it wont let anything out. 8)
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 02:56:24 AM
I will find a way. I always do.
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Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 21, 2010, 02:57:10 AM
advanced technology is advances  :P
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 02:57:51 AM
Useless to magic.
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Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 21, 2010, 02:58:25 AM
vise versa
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 02:59:22 AM
You just wait!
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Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 21, 2010, 03:00:02 AM
no. btw im having technical problem with my sig. help
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 03:01:15 AM
I can't help you.
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Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 21, 2010, 03:01:50 AM
but you can. you just dont want to
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 03:02:43 AM
Not untill I'm released.
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Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 21, 2010, 03:03:50 AM
shit. my avatar too. ill release u after u help
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 03:05:24 AM
I really don't know how to help. Is there a broken link?
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Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 21, 2010, 03:06:06 AM
the link works.and fitz got me confused. he said something about a mona lisa, after that i stopped listening
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 03:06:47 AM
Try to talk to him again and see if it works.
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Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 21, 2010, 03:09:21 AM
dude. mona lisas wtf hes confusing
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Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 21, 2010, 03:27:09 AM
hooray for the return of my epic sig
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Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 21, 2010, 03:54:18 AM
*the liquid metal drops slowly gathers outside the Flamming Ship Wreckage, and from the small puddle, a figure rises. the shape takes form and once its face is defined it screams*

GUESS WHO'S BACK!
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 04:06:19 AM
Well I went and destroyed some island with my bare hands.....
Im cool now. But Lie really pissed me off.
*Looks at storage unit*
lol
*Kicks storage unit away and hands Chupa and Troll and his cat a piece of pie*
Unlike its cousin, the pie is not a lie. ;)
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Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 21, 2010, 04:09:49 AM
{Is napping on the ground}
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Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 21, 2010, 04:17:27 AM
"was"?

*mumbles to Fitz*


we should get away from her, she could interfer with our interests, and may become a major hassle.
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 04:19:14 AM
I agree, I say we go up the hills, I stored a warthog there, we can make it to the ship and start the rebuilding process
*Begins to back away slowly and signals for Troll cat to follow*
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Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 21, 2010, 04:24:51 AM
*nodes and continues*

Okay, lets sneak out while she reads her stupid mangas. Did you checked how much Gas you had left on the Warthog? its important, this Extraterrestrial desert is very cold and the nights last a lot.
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 04:33:03 AM
It was pretty much full, we can make it.
*Lifts up hand*
On the count of three we run
*Holds up three, teo and then one finger before all three of them run up the hill silently*
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Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 21, 2010, 04:34:31 AM
*trips on the trollCat*

Damnit!

Spoiler
i f**king love this running gag
[close]
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 04:35:52 AM
Spoiler
Its funny dude, I like it too
[close]
Reaches the warthog.
Fitz: Shotgun
Troll cat: shotgun, dammit!
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Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 21, 2010, 04:36:18 AM
{As she sleeps she mumbles to herself} I....am the strongest.... there is ....no way to defeat me.... but.....
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Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 21, 2010, 04:37:21 AM
*mounts the Machine gun*

Fitz, you Drive!
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 04:38:31 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 21, 2010, 04:36:18 AM
{As she sleeps she mumbles to herself} I....am the strongest.... there is ....no way to defeat me.... but.....
Take off your mask, we get the hint lady.
*drives away as fast as he can*
We can make it. I dunno why Im driving but ok then.
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Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 21, 2010, 04:46:15 AM
*as we go far from Queen, i scream:*

I'M FREE!!!! NO MORE SLAVERY!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 04:49:00 AM
Ya see this is why Im happy I dont owe her anything.
I managed to get out of the submarine thing own my own.....
Lets see........ E.T.A is 9 minutes.
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Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 21, 2010, 04:51:28 AM
you know, its false advertisement, "Male Harem" involves Submissive sex and bondage, not being a little bitch. too bad There is no quitting.
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 04:54:55 AM
Except ya know, death.
But you dont have that luxery at this point do you?
EDIT: Speaking of which, Ive racked up 159 pages in this thread without noticing
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Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 21, 2010, 05:02:01 AM
see, my condition of demi-god made of Nanobots dictates that i cannot respawn instantly if fully destroyed. there is a three page limit for that.
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 05:03:12 AM
We've reached the ship. Chupa you go inside and set up the recharging process and scan for damages. Ima set up the turrets with troll cat. PQ is about to post.
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Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 21, 2010, 05:12:00 AM
Live Support.... Okay.

HyperDrive....Okay.

Navigation....UNOPERABLE.

Energy management.....DAMAGED.

SATELLITE TV....Okay.



*the ship takes off startling Queen as she realizes we are Stealing her ship*
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 05:16:02 AM
No. Not that ship. The UNSC one I found.
I think we can get the navigation working. But well need the A.I your hiding in your helmet
*smiles slily*
And energy management can woek if we get the troll cat to lend us some power.
*Looks at Cupa and Troll in battered clothing and covered in dirt*
We need to get you two into some armor and perform the augmentations.
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Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 21, 2010, 05:17:17 AM
do what you need.

*strips down and enters the Hypersleep*
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 05:19:35 AM
*Polarizes helmet and uses radar to not look at chupa*
Ok lets set this up, you should be up in a couple hours. There was a 100% success rate for Spartan III's
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Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 21, 2010, 05:22:12 AM
{Wakes up and looks to see both Chupa and Fitz have taken off} Guess I should start the repairs on the ship then...
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 21, 2010, 05:27:11 AM
Ok troll cat buddy your next. Then your cat.
Meanwhile he'll just go into the engine room and release an electric wave to power the energy mangement.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 21, 2010, 09:08:20 AM
Theres no need to repair the ship PQ, I have insurance.

*At the spaceship market*

Lie: Do you see one you like Mini Me?

Mini Me:  :o That one!

*Walks up to the cashier*

Lie: We'll take that one.

Cashier: I'm afraid you insurance wouldn't cover this.

Lie:  >:( Mini Me... Mini Me! Mini Me I'm calling y-

*Turns round*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fui24.gamespot.com%2F2167%2Fsasuke6_2.jpg&hash=b27232c1b2bceb22a2ee5068bcc603ff3891d904)

*Sighs*

Lie: Fine how much is it gonna cost me?  ::)

Cashier: 9,999,999 Gold please.

Lie:  :o... f**king MMORPG's!  >:(

*Stabs Cashier*

This isn't Maplestory so I'm just going to kill you.

*Takes the keys for the ship gets in a leave the Spaceship market*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wf-QWfAeAg

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Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 21, 2010, 01:18:58 PM
*Founds self alone*
Hey... you guys! *Echo* guuuuuyyyyyyssss!!!
...F**k, everyone left. What am I gonna do now?
Oh well
*Takes a small box from bag and presses the redd button on it*
*The small box shifts and transforms into a Stargate*
Yes... to other worlds!
Heeeyyeah!!!
*Activates Stargate and goes through it*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa4.idata.over-blog.com%2F550x367%2F1%2F32%2F60%2F44%2FFILMS2%2FAVPR%2FAVPR-5.jpg&hash=3b06d8aecf60a272740566de0749fed2cf21bc30)
No.. f**k noooooo! *Goes in killing rage*
No! *Kills an Alien*
No, not this! *Beheads Wolf Predator*
Don't want! *Snaps Ricky's neck*
F**k.. I'm going away *Enters Stargate again*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia4.comcast.net%2Fthumbnails%2Fm_NBCUniversalPictures%2F748%2F487%2Funivesal_hellboy2_elemental_1080i_l_806x453.jpg&hash=4b5f2f5bf16b84e3b2e00b957f06df33c9832366)
Hm... much better. *Hides in the shadows and watches the progressing chaos*
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Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 21, 2010, 03:32:44 PM
*yells a resounding "f**k!" from the distance upon Perceiving Furry-Lie*
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 10:27:17 PM
*buried underground.*
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Post by: Nope on Sep 21, 2010, 10:28:36 PM
*Digs up ghost rider*
"Whatcha doing down there?"
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 21, 2010, 10:30:35 PM
I'm imprisoned thanks to Troll Cat.
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Post by: Nope on Sep 21, 2010, 10:34:34 PM
*Screams out in rage*
"TROOOOOOOLLLLLL CAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 22, 2010, 10:14:19 PM
Ok the troll cat has given us enough power to be at 100%
*Goes down stairs and finds Chupa dressing and troll cat looking for his clothes*
*Polarizes helmet*
Ok well I can tell you two did fine. Pick any two armor models. I think that theres one female one but its kinda damaged, maybe ill fix it later but for now just leave it. I dont think you two would wear one any ways but its just to make sure no one gets ideas...
*Walks up stairs and yells down from above*
Also we'll be docking back on the other planet where Lie was before we make a slip space jump.
Get ready.
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Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 22, 2010, 10:21:53 PM
Lieutenant Gaeta, unlock all nuclear launch safties and find a firing solution on the Space Ship Market.

This ends now.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlcUwUwjLrs
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 22, 2010, 10:27:37 PM
*Intercepts radio transmision*
Lets see what we have.....
*Runs down into weapons room*
Holy shit.....
*Stares in awe at the two Havoc nuclear missiles surrounded by dead marines in a tight circle, who are surrounded by countless Covenant bodies*
That explains it.... Lets get these ready then.
*Gets havoc missiles inside Pelican*
*Sends transmission*
This would be Marine and Ex-Army Captain Fitzgerald requesting permission to join in the assault. Id like to avoid more conflict.
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 22, 2010, 10:29:11 PM
*watches from underground prison.*
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Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 22, 2010, 10:31:45 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 22, 2010, 10:27:37 PM
This would be Marine and Ex-Army Captain Fitzgerald requesting permission to join in the assault. Id like to avoid more conflict.
This is Juliana Emerson, non-commissioned officer on the Battlestar Galactica, I have to ask, Fitzgerald Actual, why would you like to join an assault if you'd like to avoid more conflict?
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 22, 2010, 10:38:05 PM
The answer to that question is that Id rather avoid fights with people who might be friendly.
And not with A hole liars like Lie!
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Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 22, 2010, 10:42:04 PM
*Juliana has a supressed laugh and ands the phone to Admiral Adama*

This is the Admiral, and unless you have a serious request.. you're wasting my time.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftvmedia.ign.com%2Ftv%2Fimage%2Farticle%2F966%2F966587%2Fbattlestar-galactica-20090326021327287.jpg&hash=495c90bafa2d38fa871be3069d779c5a6a94acf6)
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 22, 2010, 10:56:46 PM
Request permission to board and arm your main launchers with these Highly effective Havoc nuclear missiles.
Anything within 2000 miles ceases to exist.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 22, 2010, 11:15:11 PM
Captain, we already have our nukes ready for launch. Denied. You do, however have permission to board and join a Marine strike team in the event that we are met with any boarding parties.

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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 22, 2010, 11:21:15 PM
Best idea ive heard all day.
Let me just board to watch the fireworks first
*Smiles ans drives Pelican towards BSG*
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Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 22, 2010, 11:48:15 PM
looks in awe at the missles
Fitz: DON'T TOUCH!!
Me: awwwww :(
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 22, 2010, 11:49:51 PM
* watches from underground prison.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 22, 2010, 11:50:08 PM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 22, 2010, 11:48:15 PM
looks in awe at the missles
Fitz: DON'T TOUCH!!
Me: awwwww :(
Trust me its for your own good.
When does the attack st-
BOOM.
*Watches explosions on a screen as Lie dies*
Troll, dude pass the pop corn!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 22, 2010, 11:52:03 PM
"Lieutenant Gaeta, you are clear to launch missiles at the Troll Cat Carrier! Action stations."

"Copy that Admiral, *picks up phone* attention all crew of the Battlestar Galactica, action stations, action stations, set Condition One throughout the ship, this is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUuZpn_SUiw
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 22, 2010, 11:55:02 PM
*Looks around*
The heck! Why are you firing at troll cat! THATS MY SHIP HE'S ON!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 22, 2010, 11:56:12 PM
* bursts out of the underground prison to save them.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 22, 2010, 11:57:24 PM
{Has no idea what is happening so just sits and watches}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 12:02:11 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 22, 2010, 11:55:02 PM
*Looks around*
The heck! Why are you firing at troll cat! THATS MY SHIP HE'S ON!!
"Lieutenant, what is he saying?"
"I can't make out a word, it's on a scrabled channel."
"We don't have enough time to decipher these messages, continue launch protocol."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 12:05:03 AM
*Sitting next to PQ reading the latest Bleach manga*

I warned them Troll Cat would turn, I warned them! But no "Lie's Evil don't listen to him"  ::), I hope he kills you all. Not you Ghost your alright, Sweeps I'll get Mini Me to defend you.

*Stop reading and looks up*

Troll Cat is attacking right?  ???

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 23, 2010, 12:05:54 AM
{Randomly picks up Lie and hugs him roughly}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 12:07:06 AM
*Runs down to nuclear weapon storage and disables warheads*
There. Now before we do anything too rash lets just discuss this eh?
Quote from: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 12:05:03 AM
*Sitting next to PQ reading the latest Bleach manga*

I warned them Troll Cat would turn, I warned them! But no "Lie's Evil don't listen to him"  ::), I hope he kills you all. Not you Ghost your alright, Sweeps I'll get Mini Me to defend you.

*Stop reading and looks up*

Troll Cat is attacking right?  ???

No! its unprovoked!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:07:24 AM
Quote from: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 12:05:03 AM

Troll Cat is attacking right?  ???
no im not attacking. dont woory ill save you fitz. *Screams epicly and a blue shield surrounds everyone*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 12:11:38 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 12:07:06 AM
*Runs down to nuclear weapon storage and disables warheads*
There. Now before we do anything too rash lets just discuss this eh?
*Juliana comes from behind and punches Fitzgerald down*
It was a sabatoge!
*The Marine strike team quickly follows*
His plan was to disarm the nukes.. Sergeant Mathias, get back to the Admiral, and tell him to restart the launch sequence. I'll throw this one in the Brig.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 12:12:27 AM
Good. Finally fitz is down.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:13:34 AM
*The Troll cat fires the mini minigun at the strike team killing them as i pick fitz up* one got away, go get him cat. *The Troll Cat runs to chase the soldier thats running. (Gunshots are heard and the cat comes back unharmed)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 12:15:32 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:13:34 AM
*The Troll cat fires the mini minigun at the strike team killing them as i pick fitz up* one got away, go get him cat. *The Troll Cat runs to chase the soldier thats running. (Gunshots are heard and the cat comes back unharmed)
(Idea rejected. No violence. yet)
*Gets back up*
No no no!
Listen to me! Lets didcuss thus like civilized people!!!
I MEAN NO FRAGGING HARM!
If someone attacked your crew would you not defend them?!?
This was an unprovoked and unnesicary attack!
*Gets thrown into cell*
We'll at least dignify me with a response if your going to throw me in here!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 12:17:33 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:13:34 AM
*The Troll cat fires the mini minigun at the strike team killing them as i pick fitz up* one got away, go get him cat. *The Troll Cat runs to chase the soldier thats running. (Gunshots are heard and the cat comes back unharmed)

*Juliana dives behind cover and fires around into Troll Cat's chest whilst he tries to drag Fitz to safety*
*Juliana comes out of cover*
*She stands over Troll Cat*
I was going to take Fitz here to the Brig.. but now I'm just tempted to send you both out the airlock.
*She breaths heavily and licks her lips*
David better have a nice big check for me signed by the Colonial Fleet.

*She removes the round chamber and kicks the minigun away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 12:18:13 AM
*stands a ways away from lie and PQ.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 12:18:25 AM
Oh great. Will you people listen to me!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 12:19:21 AM
*Juliana continues dragging Fitz*
Do you have a check?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:19:27 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 12:17:33 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:13:34 AM
*The Troll cat fires the mini minigun at the strike team killing them as i pick fitz up* one got away, go get him cat. *The Troll Cat runs to chase the soldier thats running. (Gunshots are heard and the cat comes back unharmed)

*Juliana dives behind cover and fires around into Troll Cat's chest whilst he tries to drag Fitz to safety*
*Juliana comes out of cover*
*She stands over Troll Cat*
I was going to take Fitz here to the Brig.. but now I'm just tempted to send you both out the airlock.
*She breaths heavily and licks her lips*
David better have a nice big check for me signed by the Colonial Fleet.

*She removes the round chamber and kicks the minigun away*
theres something you need to know about me. im invincible. idea rejected!!!!!! :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 12:20:23 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:19:27 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 12:17:33 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:13:34 AM
*The Troll cat fires the mini minigun at the strike team killing them as i pick fitz up* one got away, go get him cat. *The Troll Cat runs to chase the soldier thats running. (Gunshots are heard and the cat comes back unharmed)

*Juliana dives behind cover and fires around into Troll Cat's chest whilst he tries to drag Fitz to safety*
*Juliana comes out of cover*
*She stands over Troll Cat*
I was going to take Fitz here to the Brig.. but now I'm just tempted to send you both out the airlock.
*She breaths heavily and licks her lips*
David better have a nice big check for me signed by the Colonial Fleet.

*She removes the round chamber and kicks the minigun away*
theres something you need to know about me. im invincible. idea rejected!!!!!! :D
There is something you need to know about the Space People, boy. Foreign rejection doesn't work.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:20:53 AM
too bad. ive been invincible for the past fifty pages
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 12:21:43 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:20:53 AM
too bad. ive been invincible for the past fifty pages
Oh man. Fitz, I'll let you do the talking on this one.

Fifty pages  ::)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:22:45 AM
too bad. my troll cat didnt die. also sum people dont realize that me and my cat are different things. im not my cat, my cat isnt me. the cat is my pet
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 12:24:24 AM
Ok thanks Sweeps.
*Takes head set and talks to admiral*
I would at least enjoy knowing why you assaulted my ship, my friends, and myself.
To start.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 12:25:32 AM
*growls*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:25:42 AM
*Teleports to where fitz is* i come in peace.  :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 12:25:48 AM
I meant to talk to Troll Cat about what he thinks he's doing.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:27:45 AM
then talk  :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 12:28:19 AM
Hes done nothing!
By nuclear missiles he meant the Havoc nukes in my possesion.
So i suggest you back off now.
*Throws sweeps the head set*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:29:43 AM
see?! i meant nothing. but being invincible and fitz not being but close to being, i defend him at all times
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 12:30:44 AM
* rides off to find something to kill.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 12:31:03 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 12:28:19 AM
Hes done nothing!

Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:13:34 AM
*The Troll cat fires the mini minigun at the strike team killing them as i pick fitz up*

...

Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:29:43 AM
but being invincible and fitz not being but close to being, i defend him at all times
He's certainly.. close. You've missed a lot.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 12:31:56 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:29:43 AM
see?! i meant nothing. but being invincible and fitz not being but close to being, i defend him at all times
Dear boy I think you missed the rampage I had before. Not to mention that I dont need to be invincible if I can defend myself.
*Glares at Troll*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:32:20 AM
hes not invincible, hes just really badass. thats the closest he'll be
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 12:32:35 AM
In short; he can't defend himself, he needs Troll Cat.  :D

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 12:33:12 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 12:31:56 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:29:43 AM
see?! i meant nothing. but being invincible and fitz not being but close to being, i defend him at all times
Dear boy I think you missed the rampage I had before. Not to mention that I dont need to be invincible if I can defend myself.
*Glares at Troll*

Rampage my bony a**.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 12:33:39 AM
"Fitzgerald, your request has been put through, the Admiral wants to see you in CIC."

"What about this one, ma'am?"

"Throw him out the airlock."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:34:48 AM
im wearing halo reach armor. weighs like a ton. so no literal throwing.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 12:35:22 AM
Actually.
*Pulls out small sphere*
If I wish to be I could with this serum Omega gave me a long time ago.
But Id rather earn it back 8)
Quote from: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 12:32:35 AM
In short; he can't defend himself, he needs Troll Cat.  :D


And I did just fine before he got here Lie.
*Stabs Lie in open hole in his chest*
Ya know what, screw it
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 12:33:39 AM
"Fitzgerald, your request has been put through, the Admiral wants to see you in CIC."

"What about this one, ma'am?"

"Throw him out the airlock."
I agree with both statements. Goes to CIC
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:36:54 AM
follows fitz and ignores all attempts to throw me out
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 12:37:56 AM
*Gives Sweeper repaired female Spartan armor*
Knock yourself out.
*Locks elevator to CIC*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 12:38:19 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 12:35:22 AM
Actually.
*Pulls out small sphere*
If I wish to be I could with this serum Omega gave me a long time ago.
But Id rather earn it back 8)
Quote from: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 12:32:35 AM
In short; he can't defend himself, he needs Troll Cat.  :D


And I did just fine before he got here Lie.
*Stabs Lie in open hole in his chest*
Ya know what, screw it
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 12:33:39 AM
"Fitzgerald, your request has been put through, the Admiral wants to see you in CIC."

"What about this one, ma'am?"

"Throw him out the airlock."
I agree with both statements. Goes to CIC
*Juliana takes out M99 syringe and jabs Troll Cat in the neck*
Juliana nods to Sergeant Mathias.

They remove his armor, and put him in the launch bay, locking the bulkheads behind him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 12:39:12 AM
What are you doing to him!?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 12:40:08 AM
Theyre just shooting him at my ship.
He can breathe in space.
Hes a troll
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 12:41:07 AM
Its a shock that you're not trying to kill me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 12:42:16 AM
I see possibilities in a flaming head Spartan. 8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 12:43:17 AM
Don't get your hopes up. ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 12:44:02 AM
Well Ill just wait.
*Doors open up*
Hello admiral
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:44:58 AM
*teleports into the air duct and watches fitz from above*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 12:46:02 AM
*watches proceddings*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 12:46:24 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 12:41:07 AM
Its a shock that you're not trying to kill me.
*Without looking, Juliana shoots Ghost one-handedly whilst working on re-arming the nuke*

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 12:44:02 AM
Well Ill just wait.
*Doors open up*
Hello admiral
(Back in CIC)

That.. thing you brough on board caused a massive security alert. It killed half of the men in that Marines squad. I hope you can explain yourself.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:47:37 AM
*makes a voice very deep and sais: Troll Cat is not a thing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 12:48:20 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 12:35:22 AM
And I did just fine before he got here Lie.
*Stabs Lie in open hole in his chest*
Ya know what, screw it

One Word: Genjutsu.

*Looks up at Sweeps Armada*

Nice... Lets take a closer look. Rush fire up the Destiny.
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Rush: Got it, how many of you are there?

Lie: Only me and PQ

Rush: What about Ghost?

Lie:  :(... Damn it Rush I don't pay you to ask me question!  >:(

Rush: Right sir, Won't happen again.

Lie: Oh and Rush.

Rush: Yes Sir?

Lie: Get Mini Me ready
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 12:48:51 AM
*points shoot gun Juliana.* Don't do that again!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 12:50:13 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:44:58 AM
*teleports into the air duct and watches fitz from above*
makes no sense.
Into the air duct? Outside?
Teleporting?
Only the cat can do that. And he's in the ship.
Anyways.
Admiral Id like to let you know that the Marines in that squad can be brought back.
I simply need to go get something from the ship. Also I had not givven him any orders, I dont give them flat out.
It was out of his own free will and to be fair we were just watching explosions.
The Havoc Nukes arent armed, cant be armed by troll or his cat and are still in my Pelican.
So what point have we reached?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 12:51:05 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 12:48:51 AM
*points shoot gun Juliana.* Don't do that again!
Um.. what?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:52:27 AM
*watches from bushes* *Troll Cat appears from nowhere and also starts looking*(all that is visible is the eyes)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 12:53:49 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:52:27 AM
*watches from bushes* *Troll Cat appears from nowhere and also starts looking*(all that is visible is the eyes)
Bushes?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 12:54:00 AM
*points shotgun at Juliana.* DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:55:31 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 12:53:49 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:52:27 AM
*watches from bushes* *Troll Cat appears from nowhere and also starts looking*(all that is visible is the eyes)
Bushes?
messed up. i got confused. let me restart *swims back into ship and reunites with cat*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 12:56:04 AM
Adn tehn ghowst ryder woek up n it wuz al1 a drem.

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 12:50:13 AM
So what point have we reached?
We flush your friend into the sun.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 12:56:50 AM
*growls in anger*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:57:28 AM
if you havent realized. im invincible. *lols at pic*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 12:57:40 AM
Admiral. Permission to defend your soldiers?
I get the feeling an atack is inbound. Meanwhile, send a marine to my ship and ask ChupaCabras Acheronsis for refiblirators from L4D2
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:55:31 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 12:53:49 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:52:27 AM
*watches from bushes* *Troll Cat appears from nowhere and also starts looking*(all that is visible is the eyes)
Bushes?
messed up. i got confused. let me restart *swims back into ship and reunites with cat*
SWIMS! :D
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 12:56:04 AM
Adn tehn ghowst ryder woek up n it wuz al1 a drem.

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 12:50:13 AM
So what point have we reached?
We flush your friend into the sun.

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I agree. He can live on its surface
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 12:58:56 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:55:31 AM
messed up. i got confused. let me restart *swims back into ship and reunites with cat*
Where the f*ck are you swimming?

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:59:58 AM
zero gravity. i cant walk back can i? swimming through space
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 01:00:38 AM
*facepalm*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 01:01:38 AM
*Heads back to ship and comes back before Troll can grab him*
Stick these in the marines they should come back to life as intelligent zombies with no rott.
*Looks around*
So what defenses to you have?
Lie is incoming.
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 01:00:38 AM
*facepalm*
Agreed
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 01:02:44 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 12:59:58 AM
zero gravity. i cant walk back can i? swimming through space
This is rediculous. Even for the Pillowfighting Thread.  ::)
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 01:00:38 AM
*facepalm*
So Say We All.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 01:03:56 AM
I just had a radical idea.....
This ship has tractor beams right?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 01:04:26 AM
*Inside the Destiny*

Lie: Rush are the teleports working? I wanted to on that flagship 5 minutes again!

Rush: They should be working.

Lie: Should be?  >:(

Rush: I mean they are working.

Lie: ... *Glares*

Rush: They are working sir.

*Looks at PQ*

Lie: PQ if this works I'll radio in then you and Mini Me can join me on that ship.

*Teleports*

Rush: So your like a Predator chick?  :-*

*Appears in open space*

Rush!  >:(

*Sees Troll Cat Swiming helplessly in space*

f**k it.

*Grabs Troll Cat and teleports back to Destiny*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 01:05:02 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 01:03:56 AM
I just had a radical idea.....
This ship has tractor beams right?
No, this is Battlestar Galactica. Not Star Trek or Star Wars. Or Austin Powers In: Goldmember.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 01:05:37 AM
defenses. really.  :o  my cat. my guns. *points to pistols holstered at waste(lol),turns around and points to assault rifles at back, hands one rifle and one pistol to fitz
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 01:05:59 AM
I thought that this was whatever we wanted? ::)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 01:07:10 AM
Fitz isn't in my ship Troll Cat, how long were you out in space for?  ???
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 01:07:16 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 01:05:37 AM
defenses. really.  :o  my cat. my guns. *points to pistols holstered at waste(lol),turns around and points to assault rifles at back, hands one rifle and one pistol to fitz
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi79.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj145%2FJvchequer%2Ffacepalmimplied.jpg&hash=eb7e2748e68823e74581c578d2b5e67e039e4288)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 01:07:36 AM
too bad
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 01:08:00 AM
F**k this s**t, I'm going to find something to kill.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 01:08:34 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 01:05:02 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 01:03:56 AM
I just had a radical idea.....
This ship has tractor beams right?
No, this is Battlestar Galactica. Not Star Trek or Star Wars. Or Austin Powers In: Goldmember.
Then we need an alternate method of locking my ship in place.
Then we can aim the Mac cannons and archer missles in conjunction with your weapons.....
Wait. Oh god THAT WAS LIE!
Get ready!
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 01:05:37 AM
defenses. really.  :o  my cat. my guns. *points to pistols holstered at waste(lol),turns around and points to assault rifles at back, hands one rifle and one pistol to fitz
I hope you realize you got captured and are far away and that I was talking about the ship.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 01:09:07 AM
Apparantly not.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 01:09:29 AM
yeah. apparently not
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 01:10:52 AM
Rush: I've got the teleports working now, I've already sent Mini Me to the flag ship... I think.

Lie:  :o Take me, Troll Cat and PQ to the flagship now!  >:(

*Teleports*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 01:11:09 AM
We all reject your reality and substitute our own :P
So sayeth Adam Savage.
*Turns to Sweeper, Julie and the Admiral*
So now what?!? Any input at all before Lie gets here?!?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 01:11:50 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 01:08:34 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 01:05:37 AM
defenses. really.  :o  my cat. my guns. *points to pistols holstered at waste(lol),turns around and points to assault rifles at back, hands one rifle and one pistol to fitz
I hope you realize you got captured and are far away and that I was talking about the ship.....
He doesn't.

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 01:08:34 AM
Wait. Oh god THAT WAS LIE!
Get ready!
AAAAAHHHH! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT STARGATE!!! I REALLY WANT TO WATCH IT THOUGH! I HEAR SGU IS A LOT LIKE BATTLESTAR GALACTICA! THAT'S COOL! I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S NECESSARY TO WATCH THE OTHER ONES FIRST! SCREEEEAAAAMS!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 01:12:56 AM
well since ive been betrayed by the person i chose i guess ill go with lie and PQ
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 01:14:18 AM
I'll follow you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 01:14:33 AM
Then we do whatever the shizno we want.
*Attaches ship*
Look! There in the distance.
*Locks Mac cannon on target*
Its Mini-me. The horrible furry monster.
COMMENCE FIRE!!!
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 01:12:56 AM
well since ive been betrayed by the person i chose i guess ill go with lie and PQ
Im not betraying you! Im trying to get you away from teh animez!
THE FIGHT WILL KILL YOUZ!
Youre just stubborn
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 01:15:28 AM
I'm afraid i can't let you do that Fitz.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 01:16:16 AM
^ Your not HAL dont talk like you are please.
*Fires at Mini-me*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 01:16:52 AM
im confuse.  :-\   *jumps out into space between the ship and the other ship to make an epic scene where i choose PQ and Lie or fitz and the other poeple*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 01:17:19 AM
*fires shotgun at Fitz.* I promised Lie i would look after him, and that's what i'm going to do.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 23, 2010, 01:19:21 AM
I'm HAL. I realize I have made some poor decisions lately. Perhaps you all should take stress pills and think things over.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 01:19:33 AM
Theres three ships actually.
*Continues firing at Mini-me while Troll makes his decision*
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 01:17:19 AM
*fires shotgun at Fitz.* I promised Lie i would look after him, and that's what i'm going to do.
*Dodges and slams Ghost into a wall*
An I promised I would make up for Troll's actions and thats what Im trying to do!
He murdered Innocents and IM held responsible! ITS NOT MY FAULT!
*Continues struggling with ghost*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 01:20:19 AM
*Grabs Troll Cat*

Now Rush!

*Teleports on to the Flagship*

Well firstly Sweeps Rush is as incompetent as I'm making him out to be he is my fav character from SGU, secondly I didn't come here looking  for a fight.

*Throws Troll Cat to Fitz*

I got a better versoin of you I don't need you, plus PQ can't stand you and it helps me if she isn't flipping out every 5 seconds.

*Turns to Fitz*

I just thought your Admiral would want to see the indestructible Troll Cat for himself.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 01:20:56 AM
*punches Fitz and escapes with Lie.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 01:21:40 AM
*lands inside ship and greets fitz*  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 01:25:06 AM
*In the Pillowfight studio*

God Damn it Troll Cat! Keep up with the story!  >:(

*On the Flagship talking to Ghost*

Were not going anywhere, plus what you think you can leave me twice and just come crawling back. No!  >:( One reason why I should take you back other than the Penance Stare.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 01:26:29 AM
I've been doing a bit of soul searching and now i know who i can trust. That person is you. Cast me out if you wish, but i'll follow regardless.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 01:26:40 AM
...Right then, this is retarded, I'm gonna go write something with story structure.

"So if you would be so kind as to excuse me.."
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/110618506/Baltar_bigger.jpg)

*Leaves*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi55.tinypic.com%2F312blo4.jpg&hash=cd9e95fcfd8deb0dc3d00f025c66507ddb6b4f5d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 01:28:14 AM
i just went back to fitz too bad. also the best reason is because its 2 more people that are invincible :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 01:37:24 AM
One last thing: Lie gets the rights to the Battlestar Galactica and Battlestar Pegasus under the condition that he does not side with Troll Cat.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 01:41:35 AM
Crap
Im gone. See ya
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 01:43:08 AM
I don't know if you mean that literally or not.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 23, 2010, 01:44:00 AM
im gone too. kthxbai :3 i mean off the computer
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 23, 2010, 02:06:13 AM
Quote from: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 01:20:19 AM
*Grabs Troll Cat*

Now Rush!

*Teleports on to the Flagship*

Well firstly Sweeps Rush is as incompetent as I'm making him out to be he is my fav character from SGU, secondly I didn't come here looking  for a fight.

*Throws Troll Cat to Fitz*

I got a better versoin of you I don't need you, plus PQ can't stand you and it helps me if she isn't flipping out every 5 seconds.

*Turns to Fitz*

I just thought your Admiral would want to see the indestructible Troll Cat for himself.
Its not every 5 seconds.... more like ever 5 minuets... {Offers Lie a box of strawberry pocky}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 02:07:00 AM
Well Lie, What's your answer?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 02:22:02 AM
*Stabs the former Admiral*

Lie: Right! Firstly Spacesuits are out this year, it's all about gothic uniforms from now on, also this is now the first Galatic Empire!

Goth soldier: Yeah Sir! What would you like us to do with the prisoners sir?

Lie: Prisoners?

Goth Soldier: The Blue Cat, Captain Fitzgerald, The Flaming Guy, Predator Women and The Cat Version of you. Sir.

*Sighs*

The Cat Version of me is my Lieutenant General, The Predator Women is my Grand General and The Flaming Guy is...

*Looks down at Ghost*

My Surface General.  ;) As for the rest drop them on the nearest planet, I'll show them mercy... This time.  :)

*3 days laters*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FEricPamBillSookie.jpg&hash=e1ffe72fd45adde74cbcae77ecf34c30e51a2bee)

Isn't this awesome I have an Empire!  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 02:23:11 AM
I'd love to see you try to drop me on a planet.* readys weapons.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 02:29:12 AM
Surface General is lower than Grand General but higher than Lieutenant General, your basically my Hitman plus you still have Mini Me with you, whereas PQ is now my personal body guard. Also she can order you about and you both have elite Goth Soldiers at your disposal.

*Throws gun to Ghost*

That's the Hellfire Rifle enjoy.  :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 23, 2010, 02:30:17 AM
Wait... your empire Lie....sorry I obey NO ONE!
{Kicks Lie in a hole}
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzqXggZU3eE
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 02:31:10 AM
Perfect oppourtunity to try out my new hell fire rifle. *Points it at PQ.* Take it easy.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 23, 2010, 02:31:51 AM
*Sweeps though demminsional rift, rescues lie, and goes back into diminsional rift with lie.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 02:32:41 AM
What the F**k was that?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 02:37:08 AM
Thanks Shobidoo your my High General, higher than Surface General but lower than Grand General. Now take us back.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 02:37:56 AM
What about Predator Queen? What's to be done with her?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 23, 2010, 02:38:54 AM
Its only like a one time thing lie. THe best i could do is bring them into this diminsion.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 02:39:52 AM
Hmm.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 02:41:06 AM
Quote from: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 02:22:02 AM
*Stabs the former Admiral*
>:(
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cinemablend.com%2Fimages%2Fnews_img%2F12846%2F12846.jpg&hash=f21513c529b1970e64385f9ff54ffc2af06bcb00)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 02:47:12 AM
Shit Happens  :D

No no its ok I have a man for these kinds of problems... RUSH!  >:(

*Teleports back to the fleet looks at PQ*

:'(

A. That really hurt.
B. There just names and I'm the only person that can give you orders.
C. I'm not going to give you any orders so please don't kick me again.

*Looks down at the ground*

Theres only one way to make it our Empire... PQ... Will you marry me? ... Tomorrow because it like 4am now and I need to sleep. :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 02:49:44 AM
That's new. * turns to goth soldiers.* Keep an i on things and report back to me. Goth Solders: Yes sir. *goes to the training room.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 23, 2010, 02:50:25 AM
*Merges both universes. Everyone meets there doppleganger*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 02:52:22 AM
* on the way to the training room, is suddenly tackled.* What the f- *looks to see himself.* What the hell are you!? Doppleganger: I am an alternate you, no you will die! *both Ghost Riders start grappling.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 02:52:38 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Sep 23, 2010, 02:50:25 AM
*Merges both universes. Everyone meets there doppleganger*
Not cool, she's banned.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 23, 2010, 02:54:06 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 02:52:38 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Sep 23, 2010, 02:50:25 AM
*Merges both universes. Everyone meets there doppleganger*
Not cool, she's banned.
In Joke? Because even mentioning the word banned makes me scared
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 23, 2010, 02:55:47 AM
Quote from: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 02:47:12 AM
Shit Happens  :D

No no its ok I have a man for these kinds of problems... RUSH!  >:(

*Teleports back to the fleet looks at PQ*

:'(

A. That really hurt.
B. There just names and I'm the only person that can give you orders.
C. I'm not going to give you any orders so please don't kick me again.

*Looks down at the ground*

Theres only one way to make it our Empire... PQ... Will you marry me? ... Tomorrow because it like 4am now and I need to sleep. :D
( An answer I uses just about every day in rl)
I don't know......
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 02:56:47 AM
*continues to grapple with rival Ghost Rider.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 02:59:09 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Sep 23, 2010, 02:54:06 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 02:52:38 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Sep 23, 2010, 02:50:25 AM
*Merges both universes. Everyone meets there doppleganger*
Not cool, she's banned.
In Joke? Because even mentioning the word banned makes me scared
Guess that means you didn't get the reference. (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=33792.0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 03:52:33 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 02:52:38 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Sep 23, 2010, 02:50:25 AM
*Merges both universes. Everyone meets there doppleganger*
Not cool, she's banned.
Is it wrong Im gratefull for this :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 03:57:37 AM
Yes.  >:(
And no, because it fit perfectly with Exdous From The Collective.  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 06:30:36 AM
:3
At least the story was good.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 11:50:11 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 23, 2010, 02:55:47 AM
Quote from: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 02:47:12 AM
Shit Happens  :D

No no its ok I have a man for these kinds of problems... RUSH!  >:(

*Teleports back to the fleet looks at PQ*

:'(

A. That really hurt.
B. There just names and I'm the only person that can give you orders.
C. I'm not going to give you any orders so please don't kick me again.

*Looks down at the ground*

Theres only one way to make it our Empire... PQ... Will you marry me? ... Tomorrow because it like 4am now and I need to sleep. :D
( An answer I uses just about every day in rl)
I don't know......

That's cool, you would of only got 49% of my Empire anyway (Mini Me holds 2%). And is you divored me and tried to take my Empire, it would of come down to a vote between my Generals or I would of just killed you.  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 23, 2010, 11:52:22 AM
*An Inter-Dimensional portal appears*
*Head breaks from it*
o hai guys wat did I miss?
*Walks out of portal*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 01:03:43 PM
*finallly knocks doppleganger unconcius.*I need some answers. * drags the doppleganger to Lie.* What trechory is this?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 23, 2010, 08:09:58 PM
{Looks to Lie up and down} Your to young for me... {Points to Mini Me} and I am about to kill that thing in 3...2...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 08:15:53 PM
*Pretty much reenacts this scene*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po_E2n3mC2M
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 08:33:43 PM
Where did this GHost Rider come from?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 23, 2010, 08:40:57 PM
............... I have no idea what Lie just did..........
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 09:21:23 PM
*Drunkenly sits on throne*

I don't know shit about any clone! *Burp* If it bugs you so much.

*Waves hand calling Goth Soldier*

Lie: Destroy Kamino for me.

Goth Soldier: Yes Sir, right away sir.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 10:43:22 PM
*In recording studio*
I find it funny you wanted a story, we made one, you came in and ruined it and the nmercilessly destroyed our attempts to get back on track.....
I think ima put my Pillow on a vacation.

Sa la ve.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 23, 2010, 10:46:32 PM
*In recording studio*
Yah I have no idea what is going on.... and from the looks of it... this is crap...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 10:47:35 PM
*In a forest*
Rest in peace Pillow Fight.
You were once good....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 10:54:59 PM
Why else would I ask you to make a story, I wanted to destroy it! I had an Empire don't you talk don't to me!

*Puts on a nighty turns into a girl and transforms Fitz into an old man*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uja1atEteE

*In the forest*

:D

I had to use that once before leaving the thread.

*Lies in the grass*

This had to be the best reboot... EVER!

*Fades away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 23, 2010, 11:01:26 PM
(( Should we come up with a better story? ))
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 11:02:36 PM
((Suggests base it off of Terminator this time, instead of Jurrasic Park))
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 11:03:55 PM
((How's this in any way Jurassic Park?))
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 11:04:46 PM
((Put it to a vote))
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 11:06:43 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 11:03:55 PM
((How's this in any way Jurassic Park?))
((It was. Before Lie came...... Anyways.))
((Voting decisions?))
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 11:07:44 PM
((WHat are we voting on?))
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 11:10:39 PM
((So it's out a Jurassic Park or Terminator Fantasy, If you have any others you wanna do say it now.))

I vote for Jurassic Park.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 11:11:53 PM
We already did Jurassic park Lie.
It doesnt matter if you werent here....

I say either Terminator, Godzilla, or 2001 a space oddyssey.
I vote Godzilla
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 11:13:09 PM
Godzilla. ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 11:16:06 PM
Godzilla it is!

But WTF are we gonna do with Godzilla?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 11:16:32 PM
Can I start it off?!?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 11:16:45 PM
Go for it! ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 11:22:45 PM
*Twiddling Thumbs*

Hey, wanna fight while waiting?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 11:23:42 PM
Oh yeah. *takes a fighting stance.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 23, 2010, 11:24:14 PM
{Watchs} Kill eachother!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 11:27:03 PM
*Runs up and hugs Ghost*

I couldn't fight you man.  ;)

*Jumps back*

Die!  >:(

*Bomb planeted on Ghost's back blows*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmetsballers.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F09%2Fexplosion-finger1.jpg&hash=288455c5d5f5c9e25c5c9864a86bd6152b07677f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 11:29:05 PM
*Everyone is on a plane including Ghost Rider, Lie, Chupa, Space Sweeper, Predator Queen, Space Marines and me*
Pilot A.I: If you look to the left now you can see Monster Island, currently we have all the monsters contained here with no free ones roaming earth.
Chupa: Wait.... are those fences, not on?
*In the seat behind him*
Fitzgerald: What are ya talking about? I.... wait your right! And look at that dude the mines in the ocean arent working I think I just saw something jump in!
*A shadow swoops over the plane and a loud explosion is heard in the bottom of the plane*
Pilot: We appear to be unexpectadelly going down, we apologize for any inconvenience and would like to point out there are Parachutes under each seat.
Ghost Rider: Shit then
*As the plane crashes everyone jumps out of the plane and lands in different parts of the island*
Fitzgerald: My chute wont open! Frag it all!
*As he crashes into a forest he is knocked out by a tree branch*
*4 hours later*
Fitzgerald: What the......
*A radio in his pack is saying*
This is Chupacabras Acheronsis, if anyone else survived then please note that we have set up a small camp in the mountains.
We have power and defenses. Repeat, this is Chupacabras Acher-
Fitzgerald: The coordinates are north, I guess I should get going....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 11:32:15 PM
* Wakes up.* What happened? *hears rustling in the forest.* Who's there? *pulls out shotgun.* * Little Godzilla pops out of the bushes.* Uh Oh.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 23, 2010, 11:33:33 PM
I'm still here.
I don't like being given the bird.

(Turns Mushroom cloud into boxes of Oreos)

I like those.

(Turns Lie into a glass of milk)

Face my wrath!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 23, 2010, 11:34:28 PM
{Wakes up also rubbing her head} The hell just happened ... {Sees the little godzilla} its....so cute!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 11:35:09 PM
* flicks on radio.* This is Ghost Rider, I repeat the is Ghost Rider. Any one copy? I have a situation. * Turns his head.* Hey Predator Queen.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 11:38:14 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Sep 23, 2010, 11:33:33 PM
I'm still here.
I don't like being given the bird.

(Turns Mushroom cloud into boxes of Oreos)

I like those.

(Turns Lie into a glass of milk)

Face my wrath!
((Not again, can this story at least get started?))
*Limping up a hill*
Lets see, this says its just straight north of here. I guess I got a bit lucky....
*Looks at broken pistol in sling*
But not that lucky....
*Suddenly the ground bursts open and Baragon appears*
Sunnuva bi-
*Fitzgerald is thrown back by Baragons tail surving only because he was hit by just the tip*
*Looking down at bloody hands and gash in chest*
Oh crap. Oh cra-
*Blacks out as Baragon leaves*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 11:39:19 PM
*Turns back to normal form and talks to Mono*

I don't think we have those kinda powers on Monster Island, I'm heading to higher ground you can either stay here and pull rabbits out of hats or follow me.

*See some mountains*

Should be able to see something from up there.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 11:39:36 PM
*hears Baragon and rushes to his location and discovers Fitz.* FITZ WAKE UP!!!! * Splashes him with water.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 11:41:46 PM
*Wakes up*
Im.... im bleeding out man. You got any..... medicine or some shiz.
Just patch me up and lets head up the mountain....
*Forces himself to get up*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 11:43:43 PM
I'll do the best i can. *tears jacket to make a bandage and patches Fitz up.* I think you know that I ran into Little Godzilla, and you know what that means.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 23, 2010, 11:44:18 PM
{Picks Fitz up bridal style} We need to get him to higher ground so we have a view of what is coming at us... then I can stitch him up...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 11:45:03 PM
* pulls out shotgun and follows Predator queen, taking up a defensive position behind them.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 11:46:17 PM
*Climbing the mountain with Mono*

Look for the last time!  >:( Samurai Jack may of had an ending episode, but the episode where he fought that blue guy showed that he will defeat Aku sometime in the future that's why the last episode wasn't of him beating Aku.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 11:46:29 PM
*Wakes up at nightfall and hears Chupa's message over the radio strapped to my parachute*
*Gets on hands and knees*
*Draws sidearm*
*Slowly walks through dark jungle toward the mountain camp...*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pO4JdwMYAI
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 23, 2010, 11:48:03 PM
Quote from: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 11:46:17 PM
*Climbing the mountain with Mono*

Look for the last time!  >:( Samurai Jack may of had an ending episode, but the episode where he fought that blue guy showed that he will defeat Aku sometime in the future that's why the last episode wasn't of him beating Aku.


I just asked if you wanted some Oreos.

That was three hours ago.

What the hell are you talking about?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 11:49:20 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 23, 2010, 11:46:29 PM
*Wakes up at nightfall and hears Chupa's message over the radio strapped to my parachute*
*Gets on hands and knees*
*Draws sidearm*
*Slowly walks through dark jungle toward the mountain camp...*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pO4JdwMYAI
((I saw that coming!!! :D Glad to see the story works))
*Begins feeling woozy*
How long until we reach the camp?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 11:49:57 PM
At our pace, about an hour.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 23, 2010, 11:51:39 PM
Give or take ......as long as we are not attacked by some horrible monster....
>> << >> <<
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 11:52:42 PM
I hope Godzilla is not alerted to our presence.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 11:53:26 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Sep 23, 2010, 11:48:03 PM
Quote from: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 11:46:17 PM
*Climbing the mountain with Mono*

Look for the last time!  >:( Samurai Jack may of had an ending episode, but the episode where he fought that blue guy showed that he will defeat Aku sometime in the future that's why the last episode wasn't of him beating Aku.


I just asked if you wanted some Oreos.

That was three hours ago.

What the hell are you talking about?

*Shakes head*

???

Shut Up Exdeath and lets get moving, wait Exdeath? Shit, the airs too fin up here I must be losing it.

*Climbs up a bit more*

Hey Mono, do you see that giant gold 3 headed dragon or is it just my imagination again?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 23, 2010, 11:54:03 PM
The big ones wont like the mountains. I think any of the ones that can swim will be hunting, testing the perimiter.
What I dont get is why that big red one left the mountain in such a rush.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 11:55:17 PM
Maybe there's something bigger and badder.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 23, 2010, 11:57:05 PM
Shut up both of you... you don't want to attract whatever chased it off...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 11:58:08 PM
I better go human so my flaming skull doesn't attract attention. * goes human*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 24, 2010, 12:04:59 AM
*Climbing*

Dear God how much longer!

*Places hand and feels something pulling*

:o

*Slowly looks at Mono*

Mono, I think the Mysterons ha-

*Is suddenly pulled up*

>:( Come then who wan-

*Finds Chupa*

:o... Dude let go of my hand!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 24, 2010, 12:06:25 AM
Wait. Do you hear voices?
I think its from up there. Only on the next hill, not the summit!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 24, 2010, 12:07:12 AM
*Drops down to the bed of the forrest, exhausted, side arm still in hand*
*Sees bright light in the sky*
*Ignores it, and goes inside croped out side of the mountain*

*Starts fire and looks out at the landscape*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2oEOUnfghQ
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 24, 2010, 12:07:27 AM
*turns* Is that Lie and Mono?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 24, 2010, 12:10:13 AM
It is. Come on. Lets just run this last bit.
*Looks at PQ*
I think I can walk this last bit.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 24, 2010, 12:11:09 AM
If lie and mono keep this up, I'm going to shoot them both.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 24, 2010, 12:11:50 AM
{Sets Fitz down} alright I trust you...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 24, 2010, 12:12:38 AM
Do you hear that? That rustling in the Forest?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 24, 2010, 12:13:35 AM
*Looking out at mysterious fire*

Hmm?

*Turns to Ghost*

Keeps what up?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 24, 2010, 12:14:10 AM
Trying to avoid the King.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 24, 2010, 12:16:19 AM
The King?  ???... Wait you said shot, you would shot us... Your packing! Gimme! Gimme!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 24, 2010, 12:16:47 AM
Ok lets see. Can you help me up Mono?
I think you can float me up there. I cant jump up to an invisible building...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 24, 2010, 12:17:04 AM
Elvis Presley?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 24, 2010, 12:17:34 AM
Godzilla himself.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 24, 2010, 12:19:08 AM
Yes that would be a problem but id rather not Ghidra see us either, so lets get up.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 24, 2010, 12:20:15 AM
Alright people let's move if Ghidra or Godzilla find us we're dead!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 24, 2010, 12:21:39 AM
*Slowly heading up the mountain talking to Ghost*

Well it's like Jackie Chan said "The best battle is the battle not fought". I feel like you own me a Gun from another life or something, gun now!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 24, 2010, 12:23:13 AM
I have only one gun, and its my Hellfire shotgun. You're going to have to ask some one else.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 24, 2010, 12:25:45 AM
*Looks at PQ*

Forget it  ::)

*Continues walking*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 24, 2010, 12:29:00 AM
*Waiting at the building for Lie and Ghost*
Hurry dammit he's right over there!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 24, 2010, 12:30:00 AM
*turns around.* Oh s**t! *grabs lie and runs to the building.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 24, 2010, 12:37:01 AM
*At the building*

Could someone please tell me what I'm looking at.  ???
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 24, 2010, 12:37:23 AM
Look.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 24, 2010, 12:43:16 AM
*Suddenly passes out from the fin mountain air*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 24, 2010, 12:43:58 AM
*turns to the others.* We won't have to worry about him for awhile.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 24, 2010, 12:47:42 AM
Quote from: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 11:53:26 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Sep 23, 2010, 11:48:03 PM
Quote from: Lie on Sep 23, 2010, 11:46:17 PM
*Climbing the mountain with Mono*

Look for the last time!  >:( Samurai Jack may of had an ending episode, but the episode where he fought that blue guy showed that he will defeat Aku sometime in the future that's why the last episode wasn't of him beating Aku.


I just asked if you wanted some Oreos.

That was three hours ago.

What the hell are you talking about?

*Shakes head*

???

Shut Up Exdeath and lets get moving, wait Exdeath? Shit, the airs too fin up here I must be losing it.

*Climbs up a bit more*

Hey Mono, do you see that giant gold 3 headed dragon or is it just my imagination again?
No that's Bob.

(Waves to dragon)

Hey Bob.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 24, 2010, 12:49:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-BrIRzNBwQ

Sunlight comes through the canopy of the trees, glistens in the water, and gently hits the rock of the mountain..


*Wakes up*

*Sits momentarily in reflection of the past night's events..*

*Look out at the landscape, which now is getting the orange glow from the earliest glimmer of the sun..*
(Song is at 1:34)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 24, 2010, 01:35:48 AM
Quote from: Lie on Sep 24, 2010, 12:43:16 AM
*Suddenly passes out from the fin mountain air*
{Pulls out a black marker and draws funny things on Lies face} Well theres my fun for the day...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 24, 2010, 01:36:52 AM
*Releases a virus that infects everyone one earth(Excluding AVPG members of course.) That turns them into zombies.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 24, 2010, 01:37:44 AM
* watches the monster move closer.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 24, 2010, 01:59:35 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Sep 24, 2010, 01:36:52 AM
*Releases a virus that infects everyone one earth(Excluding AVPG members of course.) That turns them into zombies.
Bye, bye Jeff Goldblum and hot women..
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 24, 2010, 02:01:43 AM
*is immune because of genetic mutations that give my blood a blue tint* i wanna go kill zombies now. theres none here unless the monsters count
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 24, 2010, 02:19:26 AM
Wait Jeff Goldblums imune to!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 24, 2010, 03:28:31 AM
This thread is causing me a headache- I think I'll just.. blow it up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMr4ltYcwhI
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 24, 2010, 03:29:47 AM
im immune to anything. trolls are invincible, but emotions still control me
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 24, 2010, 03:48:12 AM
*In recording studio*
NO!
I tried to get this thread on track again.
Then I leave and now what!!!
GRAHHH!!!!
*Sets fire to studio*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 24, 2010, 04:51:14 AM
Don't set fire; here- put this on.

*Drops vest on table*

They call this a "suicide vest". But I think that undersells all the homicide that goes with it, don't you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Sep 24, 2010, 05:31:46 AM
Wow this thread is still here?  :o

*throws pie at Cap Fitzgerald. Hmmm that didn't make me feel that much better at all. *leaves thread to grab some other things*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 24, 2010, 11:30:25 AM
*Left alone watches the plane flying*
Screw all of you!

I'm gonna get revengah for this!
*Calls Fell Beast and jumps on its back*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tuckborough.net%2Fimages%2Ffellbeast.jpg&hash=1e1533f1381c38bad6f18ed44fe2101057c7b961)
GET TO DA PLANE!!
*Flies to the plane and attacks it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 24, 2010, 12:28:14 PM
((so much for the Godzilla story.))
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 24, 2010, 02:23:02 PM
The Avatars are back!

*slaps Lie in the head and shouts*

I BATTL3 U!!!!!1111
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 24, 2010, 03:33:54 PM
*Hides Porno*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3640%2F3349826919_0bf2faeb05.jpg&hash=4516618848f254bd4896ac84491e939cf3dd1c1d)

I would fight you Chupa but I can't think of anything, Mini Me was my greatest idea, since I fought Troll Cat that first time after jumping through the Stargate for the first time I haven't been able to think of anything. So I tried to gather people and when I had enough I was gonna do an alot attack on you, but at that point I had a Empire and it wouldn't of been a fair fight... Well not a fun fight anyway. We need to do what we always do kill the thread for like a week or two and come back refreshed. That's what I think anyway, Fitz Godzilla idea was good but it felt kinda forced ya'know. Plus I don't think a great Pillowfight can be planned it just has to happen... Ya'know.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 24, 2010, 03:46:36 PM
Okey, had enuff'!
*Flies next to the plane and charges a laser blade*
Adios Muchachos
*Strikes cutting the plane in half*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 24, 2010, 03:49:53 PM
* the monster comes closer.* I don't know if my powers would even be felt be whatever it is.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 24, 2010, 04:04:22 PM
I'm raged right now, screw everything else.
*Sneaks up on the Monster and impales it in the chest with a spear*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 24, 2010, 04:06:49 PM
You just made Godzilla very angry.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 24, 2010, 04:09:23 PM
And I couldn't care less!
*Takes Oxygen Destroyer out of bag*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giantbomb.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F17427%2F767459-oxygen_destroyer_large.jpg&hash=ac5e5dd33d32ce457c64ad512911ae0cbfc9e353)
Say bye!!
*Obliterates Godzilla*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2wnaYIm4vE
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 24, 2010, 04:17:50 PM
You destroyed one Godzilla, how about another? *points to the now full -grown Little Godzilla.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 24, 2010, 04:20:55 PM
I will wait.
Or, so will you. I'll use a time machine.
*Uses time machine and goes forward in the future, when the Godzilla is full-grown and old*
NUCLEAR MELTDOWN!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages4.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20090101235138%2Fgodzilla%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2F8%2F8f%2FMeltdown1.jpg%2F180px-Meltdown1.jpg&hash=b69f23676773c0bfe67c9a450598bfa47d16586c)
*Godzilla melts*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 24, 2010, 04:23:25 PM
How about his son?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 24, 2010, 04:27:03 PM
Aw, fook. You want me to be radical do you?
*Goes back to 1943 with time machine*
Let's see...
Ah,  there it is.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkaiju.boomcoach.com%2Fgallery%2Fgodzillasaurus.jpg&hash=c46ec3bb1b0200e72d8ca5b2e2817a1643c1d036)
*The Godzillasaurus helplessly cries in the forest as it is stabbed through the heart*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 24, 2010, 04:34:20 PM
The King is dead.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 24, 2010, 05:35:42 PM
*Interior, dark, Secret underground laboratory*

"the king is dead."

*presses a combination of buttons*

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!

*a door opens and a blinding light fills the room, surrounded by mist, a massive dark figure slowly forms*

LONG LIVE THE MEL-QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*cut to black*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 24, 2010, 05:36:56 PM
Not the Mel-Queen!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 24, 2010, 05:40:19 PM
Its time to show you newcomers how it is done!

*phonecalls TJ and Space*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 24, 2010, 06:03:54 PM
(Answers phone)

Sorry. TJ and Space are checking the children right now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 24, 2010, 06:07:24 PM
*Backs with a wound on the arm*
F**k, the thing is tougher than last time I've faced it.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg529.imageshack.us%2Fimg529%2F3896%2Fmelqueen.png&hash=324ca6903624acf464459f710d2917b862270281)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 24, 2010, 06:08:16 PM
We need Godzilla!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 24, 2010, 10:05:57 PM
woah. *The mel queen destroyes random woman and i reenact this scene*
crap why wont my embeding work?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 24, 2010, 10:08:14 PM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 24, 2010, 10:05:57 PM
woah. *The mel queen destroyes random woman and i reenact this scene*<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HyophYBP_w4?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HyophYBP_w4?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>


Fail link dude. Lets leave the vets to take care of the Mel Queen.
You wouldnt understand its history anyways....
*Leaves thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 24, 2010, 10:11:19 PM
why is the embedding not working?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Sep 24, 2010, 10:14:09 PM
*walks back in see's mel queen* yeah screw that. I'm not fighting that thing again. *walks out again*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrSpaceJockey on Sep 24, 2010, 11:16:22 PM
By the power of Greyskull, I summon...HARRISON FORD!
[img]http://26.media.tumblr.com/gfbQSho1Jkm968hf7iDrHHOMo1_500.jpg[/img

Our only hope against the Mel Queen? Apparently not, he just got ripped in half
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 25, 2010, 12:57:30 AM
YOUR DUB LINKS ARE USELESS AGAINST HIS...HER... ITS POWER!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 25, 2010, 01:06:14 AM
NOOOOOOO!!!!! ITS TAKING OVER THE THREAD!!!! soon well be left with only text no sigs avatars or smileys. =(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: MrSpaceJockey on Sep 25, 2010, 02:38:21 AM
D..don't worry, guys, I've been working on something.  May I present to you, THE DANNY GLOVERZILLA! BEHOLD ITS STRENGTH! GASP AT ITS POWER! SUCK IT'S LEFT TESTICLE!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-snc4%2Fhs701.snc4%2F62099_1189934805653_1746856664_366655_3326343_n.jpg&hash=eccad3d96237f6363ab77d578dc8d42e4bd8bbff)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 25, 2010, 02:39:49 AM
{Stares at the fight with a  bag of popcorn in her lap}
this is....epic...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 25, 2010, 02:40:54 AM
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Sep 25, 2010, 02:38:21 AM
D..don't worry, guys, I've been working on something.  May I present to you, THE DANNY GLOVERZILLA! BEHOLD ITS STRENGTH! GASP AT ITS POWER! SUCK IT'S LEFT TESTICLE!
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs701.snc4/62099_1189934805653_1746856664_366655_3326343_n.jpg

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE KING!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 25, 2010, 02:51:56 AM
ITS LEFT TESTICLE... IT DETTACHED AND I GOT CRUSHED UNDER ITS INMENSITY....

Spoiler
im too old for this shit
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 25, 2010, 03:18:26 AM
What has this become....
*sighs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 25, 2010, 03:19:55 AM
Yeah, so much for that Godzilla story.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 25, 2010, 03:20:34 AM
yah ... oh well we can start over in a new thread
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 25, 2010, 03:21:07 AM
Sounds good to me. ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 25, 2010, 03:30:57 AM
No lets wnot lay this to rest. Its a good reliable thread
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 25, 2010, 03:32:04 AM
Let's just see where it goes before making a decision.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 25, 2010, 03:36:44 AM
agreed.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 25, 2010, 03:50:50 AM
sure why not
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 25, 2010, 03:59:07 AM
you people are so not entitled to do that.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 25, 2010, 12:13:49 PM
Exactly.
But I'm entitled to obliterate you for such blasphemy.
*Blasts the ones that have proposed to start a new thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 25, 2010, 02:30:07 PM
reliable threads are reliable  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 25, 2010, 10:35:18 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Sep 25, 2010, 12:13:49 PM
Exactly.
But I'm entitled to obliterate you for such blasphemy.
*Blasts the ones that have proposed to start a new thread*
{The blast does nothing as long as she has her bio helmet on} I think I heard a mosquito...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 25, 2010, 10:59:11 PM
*Swats Mosquito*

No need to thank me.

*Kisses teeth at the Mel-Queen, walks up to Chupa, draws new sword*

If it's despair you want, then I shall... provide.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fcc-sephiroth.jpg&hash=b6af2b5724bd769c41d224369c0cd76e7d6db7e4)

Does this sword make it look like I'm compensating for thing?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 25, 2010, 11:43:07 PM
Oh look its the one wigged angel ... one wing he is going to fly himself in circles !
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 26, 2010, 12:16:09 AM
lol wig.

bald and small-penised.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 26, 2010, 12:22:42 AM
 >:(

*Swings sword in rage*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Sep 26, 2010, 02:35:02 AM
Have some ice cream.  :)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi803.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy317%2Fhowardstark%2Fdoomcream.jpg&hash=247347626e7f3d3b3ecc77239b2794abbf30fd95)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 26, 2010, 02:59:09 AM
*blocks Lie's swipe with rifle, then twists it and takes it away; before he can punch me i charge at him and headbutts him like Ziddane, then kicks him and brings him down, shoving the muzzle on his cheek*

Rage is bad for you, i can tell you from my own experience.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 26, 2010, 03:03:01 AM
Yeah this is one day I don't feel like killing anyone just hugging people! {Lifts Chupa and hugs him crushing all his ribs}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 26, 2010, 03:05:36 AM
UMMPH-

*sound of bones breaking, following a loud "Thud" as i hit the floor*


Wwwwhhhhyyyyyy.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 26, 2010, 03:30:49 AM
NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!
WHY CHUPA! WHY!
*Puts on abandoned suicide vest and adds C4*
Hey PQ, want a hug?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 26, 2010, 03:34:23 AM
No.... wait don't worry I think I can fix him!
{Pulls out a roll of ducktape}
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi266.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fii266%2Fbaby_aren%2Fduct-tape.jpg&hash=d8e774f5d678c6ca5362ac039aa6c0636055cefe)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 26, 2010, 03:39:41 AM
*Watches PQ patching up Chupa*
No, That rib goes there
*points*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 26, 2010, 03:49:35 AM
I know the insides of a human! Its just the opposite of taking rib bones out for sport...
{Finishes} there you go Chupa... I'm sorry...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 26, 2010, 03:53:46 AM
Ok Chupa, you good?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 26, 2010, 04:31:04 AM
*coughs pathetically*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 26, 2010, 04:34:09 AM
So your good, or should I just blow myself up with PQ now and trust you to bring me back later?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 26, 2010, 04:48:52 AM
just-

*dies of internal bleeding*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 26, 2010, 04:51:33 AM
......... he will be back.... {Sits and waits for one of her harem members to entertain her}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 26, 2010, 05:03:21 AM
Great.
QUICKLY! SPAM THIS UP THREE PAGES!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 26, 2010, 05:07:40 AM
*melts like the witch in Wizzard of Oz*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 26, 2010, 05:09:02 AM
SPAMZ?
Nah. So who wants to.....
I dunno, make a new story?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 26, 2010, 05:17:15 AM
*suddently, it started raining f**king bears*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 26, 2010, 05:19:05 AM
QUICKLY CALL SPACE MARINES!
*Picks up phone and dials number*
DUDE ITS FRUCKING RAINING BEARS!
GET OVER HERE PLEASE!!!
*Bear roar is heard*
NOW! OH God please no!
*Line cuts*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Sep 26, 2010, 05:22:52 AM
I'm here, with my Anthony Hopkins-esque visage!

Now, it's time to kill some f**king bears.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G31h5gbazwU
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 26, 2010, 05:24:40 AM
*Running away from bear*
KILL THIS ONE!
IT FOOKING HUGE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Sep 26, 2010, 05:30:07 AM
SpaceMarine-PUNCH!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.groonk.net%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F08%2FPunBearPunch.jpg&hash=34910d48bcd08d8c8341bc035264b0fddc9d114f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 26, 2010, 05:32:16 AM
Thank you!
Can I borrow a gun Btw?
*Is mauled from behind*
What the?
*Bear is standing 6 feet away*
But your arm isnt that long!
*Squints and backs away*
Wait whats that shadow....
*Giant Robot Bear suddenly lands on Fitzgerald*
Im ok!...... ugh....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 26, 2010, 05:35:16 AM
{Was watching people being attacked by bears} this is funny.... {looks at Fitz} need some help?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Sep 26, 2010, 05:39:09 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 26, 2010, 05:32:16 AM
Thank you!
Can I borrow a gun Btw?
*Is mauled from behind*
What the?
*Bear is standing 6 feet away*
But your arm isnt that long!
*Squints and backs away*
Wait whats that shadow....
*Giant Robot Bear suddenly lands on Fitzgerald*
Im ok!...... ugh....

A gun? Okay.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.boingboing.net%2F_img_rev_main.jpg&hash=cf46d4a2936c213d41ae4f3cffb2ff086685e1c1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 26, 2010, 05:42:34 AM
*Crawls out from under Robot bear*
Thanks?
*Shoots gun at bear and watches its eyes glow red and multiple weapons pop out of it, ready to kill*
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 26, 2010, 05:35:16 AM
{Was watching people being attacked by bears} this is funny.... {looks at Fitz} need some help?
Yes please
*Wimpers as lazers impact ground in front of him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Sep 26, 2010, 05:46:01 AM
Well, I'm off to drink syrup and beer whilst playing hockey and being very polite to people as I try on my Mountie uniform and chop down a tree while ice fishing and wrestling bears. Goodbye!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 26, 2010, 05:49:17 AM
*Brings Space Marines all those things*
Wrestle the bears here dammit!
In fact....
*Sets up giant cage and arena inside then goes outside and sets up a stand*
Roar roar roar growl roar roooar growllll roar growl.
(Come right up all bears! Five bear monies to fight the legendary Space Marines. Winner gets 100 bear monies)
Roar roar growl groowl roaar
(Recordings also available and for sale)
*Bears start lining up*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 26, 2010, 05:51:43 AM
{Runs at the robot bear and useing all her body weight slams into it almost knocking it over but fails} Damn Robot Bear! {Pulls out a Combistick from her side and jabs it into the robots central processing unit making it fall over motionless}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 26, 2010, 05:54:33 AM
*Continues making money off of stand*
Roarr growl! ROOOAR!
(Another down! NEEXT!)
*Burly polar bear hands over monies and Fitzgerald counts his earnings smiling*
Almost enough to transfer to dollars and buy a PS3....
*Watches polar bear*
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Sep 26, 2010, 05:30:07 AM
SpaceMarine-PUNCH!

http://www.groonk.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/PunBearPunch.jpg
ROOOAR! (NEEXT!)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Sep 26, 2010, 05:57:31 AM
Bye! *leaves*

And stop using my name without permission!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 26, 2010, 06:00:13 AM
*Remaining 10 bears get dissapointed and attack PQ and Fitzgerald*
SPACE MARINES! YOU ABANDONING TRAITOR!!!
*Shoots bear at point blank with tiny gun and watches it stumble back and keep coming*
PQ any better weapons?
Your wristblades and combi-stick are done from the robot and the caster will eventually run out....
WE NEED HELP!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Sep 26, 2010, 06:01:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knIrmitu_eg
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 26, 2010, 06:04:32 AM
*Watches random people get killed by bears*
Well shat then
*Shoots bear for the tenth time in the face, killing it*
No for the next one!
*Shoots giant grizzly in face*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 26, 2010, 06:51:47 AM
*Bangs two bears against each other*
This is not ended yet! *Points at those who have proposed starting a new thread*
*A bear attacks* Just f**k off already! *Shoots a bear*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 26, 2010, 06:59:11 AM
THE THREAD MUST LIVE!
*Cuts off OZ's tail, which grows back, and enters a rage, charging the bears*
BRING IT ON!
ILL KILL ALL OF YOU!
*stabs bear in the face 48 times*
COME ON YA SHITS!
COME ON!
*slashes bear, spilling its guts*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 26, 2010, 07:35:08 AM
F**K the bastards!
*Breaks a bear's jaws and then grabs it by those and rams it against another 5 ones*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 26, 2010, 07:43:10 AM
*A bear grabs OZ's tail and reanacts Emile death from Halo Reach on Fitz*
GAH!
*gets out machete*
IM READY, HOW 'BOUT YOU!
*stabs bear in neck, knocking it down with him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 26, 2010, 07:49:35 AM
I have an Idea
*Cuts arm*
*The arm twitches, writhes, and begins to generate a perfect copy of myself*
That's f**king good. Bless the day I made the serum.
*Cuts copy in half, and two generate from it*
War I say, WAR!! *Elite attack*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 26, 2010, 07:53:33 AM
Thats it man...
*slowly dies like in avy*
Chupa aint coming man... almost three pages....
Thats it man, game over man!
GAME OVER!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 26, 2010, 07:55:12 AM
Not yet I say! *Grabs Fitzgerald* Not yet!
*Injects Omega Serum in Fitzgerald's arm*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 26, 2010, 07:56:41 AM
*A Goldblum like roar is heard in the distance*
*Glasses of water begin to shake.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 26, 2010, 08:01:07 AM
*Begins to mutate and vomit*
Whats gonna happen to me OZ?
I feel odd..,
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 26, 2010, 08:04:23 AM
Crafting of perfection. Now we need only one thing.... what do you want to become? The serum will anyway enhance your abilities and regenerate immediately any wounds, but alone has casual effects. I need what you want to be now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 26, 2010, 08:05:03 AM
*From the hills, Golblumasouras rex comes down to where Omega and Fitz are.*
*Begins holding off there attackers.*
"What did you give Fitz, OZ?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 26, 2010, 08:06:49 AM
The Omega Serum... the one I crafted and took some time ago.. Now we need only what he wants *slaps Fitgerald to awake him*
Captain, do you hear me? Tell what you want!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 26, 2010, 08:11:05 AM
I want to be my star child form!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 26, 2010, 08:16:44 AM
Um.
*Opens suitcase with milions of little sample serums*
Let's see... Quetzalcoatl, Rhedosaurus... There, Star Child! *Grabs delicately the little container*
Ready, Captain? *Injects Serum in Fitzgerald's arm*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 26, 2010, 04:07:24 PM
now fitz is invincible. hmmm. but he still feels pain. so i win. and he has no pet. so i win. :D *The Troll Cat is shooting bears with mini mini gun while waiting for serum to work*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 26, 2010, 05:06:18 PM
*A bear drinks from the puddle that is my melted body, turning into a chupacabras-bear*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 26, 2010, 07:19:57 PM
Honestly what is so cool about bears....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 26, 2010, 07:27:24 PM
Actually Troll Cat I dont feel any pain. And I can make anything I want so yeah a pet is within my powers......
*Mutates in a shower of golden light and appears in star child form, but quickly turns around and makes a mask*
Ok now im good.
*The bears suddenly dissapear into dust, all except for the Chupa-bear*
Whos next?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.tinypic.com%2Fdc6i4m.jpg&hash=773c6cb7a4ebc071beb9b88715ba507b33bdb9d7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 26, 2010, 07:29:37 PM
Nothing is cool abotu those f**king Bears, *Rips brain out of a Bear* this is why we're kicking their furry asses. *Assets blade on foot and roundhouse-kicks a bear, beheading it*
Honestly I can't figure why those clouds *spine-rips a bear* keep on producing bears, could someone please be so kind to go over here *Rams dead body of a bear against another* and check what the frak is going on? Thanks.... that way is my ROFLcopter.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 26, 2010, 07:35:47 PM
No need.
*Waves hand and all the clouds dissapear*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 26, 2010, 10:34:31 PM
{Hands OmegaZilla a cake}
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi773.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy15%2Fmoniquesaville%2Fakullcakewhole.jpg&hash=2bb84615ef1413349d68491aabe735ec3c221468)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 12:18:58 AM
*walks in injured.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 01:15:39 AM
Who wants tea?
*Generates tea and gives one to everyone then transforms his into Lemonade*
I missed doing that
*Drinks*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 01:16:44 AM
I broke my leg. The bone is sticking out. ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 01:20:40 AM
 ;D
Ok then.
Can you even drink tea like that?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 27, 2010, 01:21:21 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 01:16:44 AM
I broke my leg. The bone is sticking out. ;)
I still have ducktape...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 01:22:22 AM
GIve me the ductape.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 01:22:46 AM
No need.
*Waves hand and leg is fixed in PF thread*
*Looks at Ghosts real life leg*
"If only it were so easy"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 01:23:59 AM
I wish. :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Sep 27, 2010, 01:25:38 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 01:23:59 AM
I wish. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbO9XzBP5e4
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 01:26:32 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Sep 27, 2010, 01:25:38 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 01:23:59 AM
I wish. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKh0-0yDg2o

Still didn't work.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 27, 2010, 01:28:30 AM
{Still uses her duck tape and puts a strip over Ghosts mouth and taps his hands together} this doesn't look wrong ....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 01:29:10 AM
*Twitches*
I think It does
*Squints and backs away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 27, 2010, 01:30:08 AM
I am going to ship him to his girlfriend like this XD
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 01:30:44 AM
*Mentally* She'd love me like this.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 01:32:31 AM
*Reads mind*
;D
Lets see what happens!
*Puts Ghost in a giant box, bores into his psyche an finds the address and teleports the box there with a secret camera on every side*
Ok lets watch.
*Sits down in a chair infront of a giant TV and grabs Popcorn*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 01:33:26 AM
Very funny. :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 27, 2010, 01:36:37 AM
*Re-spawns as an alien*

what? are we playing Survivor now?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 27, 2010, 01:38:01 AM
{Sees Chupa and roars charging at him}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 01:39:16 AM
* points shotgun at Chupalien.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 01:41:00 AM
*Disarms both PQ and Ghost with a wave of his hand*
Lets not make a decision we may regret!
*Turns Chupa into a Marine*
All good.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 01:41:35 AM
* takes weapon back.* Don't do that again.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 27, 2010, 01:42:29 AM
(anouncer)

"you have automatically change teams because team MARINE is full".


damnit! guess ill have to get used to it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 01:43:00 AM
What was I supposed to do?
You were about to kill a very good friend.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 27, 2010, 01:43:30 AM
{Still knocks chupa over then picks him up and dusts him off} sorry thought you were an alien...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 01:44:27 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 01:43:00 AM
What was I supposed to do?
You were about to kill a very good friend.

Fair enough. You're right. Almost made a costly mistake.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 27, 2010, 01:44:37 AM
but, but-

*starts to turn into an alien like a werewolf under the moon*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 01:45:31 AM
*Bends reality and makes Chupa shape shifter*
Now become the chinese soldier and make us laugh!
Please?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 01:46:38 AM
A shapeshifter?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 27, 2010, 01:47:13 AM
"Its one who changes shapes, padawan."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 27, 2010, 01:47:33 AM
Spoiler
stop interfeering with this story arc, you
[close]

very well, i will be a... Predalien Xenoborg! half Alien, a quarter predator and a quarter Robot!

just hang on, tomorrow i will draw it!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 27, 2010, 01:48:30 AM
I just realized.... I am the only predator here..... {Falls over}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 01:49:10 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 27, 2010, 01:48:30 AM
I just realized.... I am the only predator here..... {Falls over}

I'm a demon bounty hunter.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 27, 2010, 01:49:16 AM
"Its horrifiingly Beautiful!"
*Gasps in disbelief."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 01:49:42 AM
Spoiler
Isnt an alien already a quarter robot?
And a quarter penis?
And a 100 different animals?
And isnt a Predator partly a vigina?
[close]
Ima just stop talking now....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 27, 2010, 01:50:58 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 01:49:10 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 27, 2010, 01:48:30 AM
I just realized.... I am the only predator here..... {Falls over}

I'm a demon bounty hunter.
still in a world based on predators and aliens you would think there would be a male predator around...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 27, 2010, 01:51:15 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 01:49:10 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 27, 2010, 01:48:30 AM
I just realized.... I am the only predator here..... {Falls over}

I'm a demon bounty hunter.
And im a Goldblumasouras bitch.  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 01:51:31 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 27, 2010, 01:50:58 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 01:49:10 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 27, 2010, 01:48:30 AM
I just realized.... I am the only predator here..... {Falls over}

I'm a demon bounty hunter.
still in a world based on predators and aliens you would think there would be a male predator around...

Guess not.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 27, 2010, 01:51:47 AM
Spoiler
Looks like a penis =/= is a penis
Same for the predator pussy bite
[close]

*anouncer talks*

Cap. Fitzgerald is now a PREDATOR due to balance mechanics*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 01:52:57 AM
THis won't end well.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 02:10:34 AM
*Uses hologram projextor to look like a human still*
Doo dee do de do
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 02:11:18 AM
I can do better.*Turns to human form and turns into Ghost Rider form.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 02:14:42 AM
I can bend all of reality.
Only in here but still!
So i win.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 27, 2010, 02:14:54 AM
Fitz wouldn't of made an attractive Predator anyways...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 02:15:27 AM
That's cold.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 02:16:03 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 27, 2010, 02:14:54 AM
Fitz wouldn't of made an attractive Predator anyways...
Look who's talking.
*Runs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 02:16:58 AM
I'm outta here!* Heads for the hills.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 27, 2010, 02:19:09 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 02:16:03 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 27, 2010, 02:14:54 AM
Fitz wouldn't of made an attractive Predator anyways...
Look who's talking.
*Runs*
T_T
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 02:20:05 AM
*Leaves universe*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 02:20:32 AM
*grabs Fitz and throws to Predator Queen.* Apologize to her Fitz!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 02:23:48 AM
*Teleports away mid air*
NO U!
*This is Sparta kicks Ghost into Queen then leaves Universe*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 02:24:32 AM
*Helps Queen up.* Sorry. *gets on motorcycle.* I'll bring him back.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 27, 2010, 02:25:05 AM
{Curls into a ball}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 02:26:29 AM
*opens portal and graps Fitz.* Thought you had gotten away? I'm afraid not.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 02:27:05 AM
*Goes to another universe and locks himself inside*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 02:28:35 AM
Clearly mortals don't understand demonic power. *shoots lock off universe and wraps Fitz in chain.* Gotcha again.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 02:33:06 AM
*Traps Ghost inside of himself*
Figure that paradox out biatch!
*Leaves to another universe*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 02:34:55 AM
* Untangles self and chases down Fitz through the multiverse.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 02:35:58 AM
IF I APOLOGIZE SHE'LL STILL KILL ME!
INFACT SHE'LL KILL ME IF I GO WITHIN FIVE FEET!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 02:37:34 AM
I'll be there to help. If she tries to, I'll stop her.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 02:39:59 AM
Fine then.
*Teleport them both to PQ*
Im sorry.
Spoiler
*Gets mauled and Ghost does nothing*
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 02:40:25 AM
I won't do that. On my word as a Rider.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 27, 2010, 02:41:04 AM
{Makes the purring sound and hugs Fitz}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 02:41:54 AM
* nervously watches.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 02:44:48 AM
*Akwardly hugs back*
Im not a hugging type of person...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 02:45:35 AM
Told you nothing would happen.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 02:47:33 AM
i guess....
Nothing happened yet.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 02:48:05 AM
Upon my word as a Rider.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 27, 2010, 02:50:26 AM
You still hurt my feelings.... {Gets up and wraps Fitz with the rest of the ducktape like a mummy}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 02:53:10 AM
Well atleast she didn't hurt you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 02:53:45 AM
Mmmph!
Mppphmp!
MPHMPHAGMPH!
*Looks at Ghost*
(It burns!
It FRAGGING BURNS!
ITS COATED IN POISON!)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 02:55:41 AM
*slices open ductape and heals him.* There, no lasting damage.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 02:57:43 AM
You hope.
*Looks at blood*
Why is it blue?
*Slices part of his leg and watches blue blood come out*
WTF!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 02:59:14 AM
* tries to heal it but gets blasted back, flames go out.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 27, 2010, 02:59:59 AM
{Watches unsure of what was happening} hey ghost want to grab a pizza?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 03:01:21 AM
* flames ignite.* What kind?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 27, 2010, 03:02:13 AM
{Shrugs} whatever I normally like plain or anything with meat on it...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 03:02:48 AM
MEat for me. ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 03:03:23 AM
YOU KILLED HIM PQ!
HIS FLAMES ARE OU-
Nevermind. But wh-
*Explodes too and is split in two but still alive because of Star Childness*
Oh good lord!
WHY WONT IT STOP BEEDING OUT BLUE!
*Explodes again and just stops talking as the explosions continue*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 03:05:00 AM
Is there two of you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 03:10:17 AM
Im not sure....
*Explodes*
Check my other half!
*Explodes*
THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO OMEGA DAMMIT!
*Explodes*
I dont want multiple me's running around! Well kill each other!
*Explodes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 03:11:15 AM
*tries to catch the clones.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 03:14:47 AM
SHAT!
*Explodes again*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 03:16:36 AM
* explosion makes him hit a wall and makes the flames go out.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 03:21:29 AM
*One of the clones cuts himself resulting in a giant chain reaction finnally ending the explosions*
Oh god, its over
*In the distance a small puddle of living blue blood moves away and leaves to live inbetween the threads*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 27, 2010, 04:22:52 AM
*and its also drank by the bear, turning into a fitz-chupa robobear*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 04:27:35 AM
(oh lord, I feel like leaving that idea alone so it can be like the next  Mel Queen :D)
so whos here again?
*Looks at puddle of chupa*
Still no actuall regeneration? Oh I know why!
It way too cold under a tree in a puddle of water!
*Scoops up blob and puts it in the fire*
The fire from the giant robot bear PQ killed should melt this and bring the actuall Chupa back
*Watches as Chupa begins to reform*
YESH!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 27, 2010, 12:10:04 PM
What happend while I was eating the skull-cake? *Munches*
Oh look, Acheronsis is reforming... but that... that is a wing? OMG ALL ITS A CHUPAMIMIC
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 27, 2010, 02:51:38 PM
*roars like the thing and absorbs the troll-cat*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 27, 2010, 05:01:45 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpictures.funnyforum.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F07%2Fkill-it-with-fire.jpg&hash=7d54dd9bc4c67c62d3b030a94921af031bd41b3a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 27, 2010, 09:04:29 PM
((Well I guess the Godzilla story went out of the window, although theres nothing wrong with making a thread only about Godzilla roleplay. But that will never have... Right?  ::) It would only take one omega Godzilla fan to make it and a story people could follow, HINT HINT!!!  ;)))

*In an imperial research facility*

Lie: Rush, is he ready yet?

Rush: Almost the probe is placing the device now.

*Prode places device into the creatures inner ear*

Rush: Done, here you will need this to control him.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontinuousfire.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F03%2Fgamecube_controller.jpg&hash=451edda01fa9d831c456888f6be847bc14a919fd)

Lie: Keep it, you'll be the one controlling him.

Rush: Me? Why?  :o

Lie: I can't control my troops and a monster at the sametime Rush!

*Walks up to the glass*

PQ will rue the day she rejected my marriage proposal, won't she big guy.

Spoiler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeYDIEh9dpk
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 27, 2010, 09:32:05 PM
{Was talking a walk in a forest looking at the falling leaves}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 10:19:52 PM
[on the mental plane] * Ghost Rider walks in his mind when he's confronted by himself.* You are weak human! * starts to fight in his mind.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 28, 2010, 12:19:50 AM
i have an explanation for fitz. The blood is blue because the poison wasnt just any poison, it was troll poison. your blood is blue because you are becoming a troll (Like me :D) but not identical to me. the only thing trolls share in common is blood color, and the explosions are because your body is resisting, the explosions go on and off over time. BTW this is something that doesnt go away overnight, or overweek, or overmonth, etc. etc. you cant get yourself out of this. the power of trolls is too strong.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 28, 2010, 01:01:47 AM
*In the Pillowfight Studio I high five Troll Cat*

Nice Bullshitting.  ;)

*Sitting on throne looking bored*

Gothic Soldier: Sir the troops are in position.

Lie: Good, but theres something I need to take care of first.

Gothic Soldier: Sir?

Lie: I'll give the word when it's time to attack.

*In the forest as PQ is taking her walking*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F365-16.jpg&hash=36293ad1cff99129f32c3574f99c15979f6ff075)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FAppears.jpg&hash=e2af7009162aafc47295924fd0aa5ed198408e8d)

It's been awhile... PQ.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 28, 2010, 01:03:20 AM
im still better than mini me *Stares at pic of mini me in disgust
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 28, 2010, 01:11:02 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3007%2F2657948931_16701e985d.jpg%3Fv%3D0&hash=7adac0702f98677fc0efefe6ccf59c76b9c7be00)

There there, you'll be killing him soon enough.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 28, 2010, 01:14:57 AM
i would rather have two things than two in one. he has paws. defect for no gun holding.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 28, 2010, 01:34:39 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 28, 2010, 12:19:50 AM
i have an explanation for fitz. The blood is blue because the poison wasnt just any poison, it was troll poison. your blood is blue because you are becoming a troll (Like me :D) but not identical to me. the only thing trolls share in common is blood color, and the explosions are because your body is resisting, the explosions go on and off over time. BTW this is something that doesnt go away overnight, or overweek, or overmonth, etc. etc. you cant get yourself out of this. the power of trolls is too strong.
*Uses Star child powers to stop Trollization*
Too bad for you!
*Sets forest on fire for teh lulz*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 28, 2010, 01:37:48 AM
the trollization cannot be stopped. wath this. *Cuts fitz's arm* *blue blood comes down*
Fitz:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*Explosions continue*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 28, 2010, 01:38:59 AM
"I....dont understand what the hell's going on in this thread!"
*Breaksdown into tears.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 28, 2010, 01:39:51 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 28, 2010, 01:37:48 AM
the trollization cannot be stopped. wath this. *Cuts fitz's arm* *blue blood comes down*
Fitz:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*Explosions continue*
You dont have any idea what a Star Child is do you?
*Turns troll cat into a troll monkey*
I win.
*Exits thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Sep 28, 2010, 01:41:50 AM
TROLLIZATION CANT BE STOPPED DONT YOU SEE?!?!?!?!?!  >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 28, 2010, 02:09:37 AM
Why am I being stalked by a young ninja....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 28, 2010, 02:11:30 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Faskaninja.com%2Fsites%2Faskaninja.com%2Ffiles%2Fninja2008_logo.gif&hash=ac1433852fc78e873baa1f15a628ebed97523ee7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 28, 2010, 03:27:22 AM
*Still not a troll*
Hey PQ have you noticed your in a burning forest?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 28, 2010, 03:39:06 AM
Nope, but really I doesn't matter I can be set on fire and be ok.... {Looks back to AVP} yep I should be ok...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 28, 2010, 03:41:34 AM
*looks at PQ*
Wait but.... LOOK OUT FOR THE NAPALM TRIPMINE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 28, 2010, 03:43:33 AM
*the thing yells from afar*

Nnooott CAaAnon!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 28, 2010, 06:15:15 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Sep 28, 2010, 01:41:50 AM
TROLLIZATION CANT BE STOPPED DONT YOU SEE?!?!?!?!?!  >:(
...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi970.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fae185%2FCaihn%2FGifs%2Fshoot_miri.gif&hash=59af899ea569ca7aecdf36115e069b093855d1c7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 28, 2010, 06:29:54 AM
Seriously its a dumb idea.
I mean Chupa is a troll and he doesnt really bleed in general, just nanobots.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 28, 2010, 11:55:27 AM
*Deletes trolling from existence*
Excellent. *Puffs Cigar*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 28, 2010, 05:34:14 PM
*trolling still exists, but with a different name*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: MrBrokenTusks. on Sep 28, 2010, 05:43:10 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Sep 28, 2010, 11:55:27 AM
*Deletes trolling from existence*
Excellent. *Puffs Cigar*
Trolling can not be destroyed, just changes forms.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Sep 28, 2010, 05:44:45 PM
When there is a forum there is a Troll, you can not have one without the other.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 28, 2010, 06:24:20 PM
* comes back to life and stares at everyone.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 28, 2010, 10:00:36 PM
So what were we doing?
Nothing?
All right then.....
*Creates Humvee up on top of a hill*
Chupa Sweeps put these on.
*Hands both of them Red jackets*
Everyone else there are jackets of other team colors here
*Makes piles of jackets*
Its king of the hill but with a humvee as the hill.
When your ready we can begin.
*Sets up starting line*
First one to accumulate 6 minutes of "hill" time wins.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 28, 2010, 10:03:48 PM
I prefer Blue Team.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 28, 2010, 10:05:35 PM
*Switches the colors of jackets*
Since no one chose yet. Its fine.






Also. I call being the new Washington!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 28, 2010, 10:07:11 PM
Tex. I've already got the whole sex-change-thing going on so *sigh* why not?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 28, 2010, 10:08:13 PM
Wtf lol.
So anyone else wanna join in?
Chupa is the C's combined.
Caboose and Church hybrid.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 28, 2010, 10:09:42 PM
Did someone say Sex-Change?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc07.deviantart.net%2Ffs47%2Fi%2F2009%2F164%2Fd%2F9%2Ffemale_sasuke_by_kouta77.jpg&hash=cea4664f1a05374c4249cf9262239f610d05aaa2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 28, 2010, 10:10:52 PM
Oh, GODSDAMMIT.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi52.tinypic.com%2F5konb4.jpg&hash=6b755467f2ed1859dacd03358bba4a8a8b3aaaac)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 28, 2010, 10:12:43 PM
Well Lie is effectively gay team.
*Runs towards the Humvee*
COME ON!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 28, 2010, 10:13:48 PM
*Runs after Fitz and Sweeps with open arms*

LOVE ME!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 28, 2010, 10:15:48 PM
*Throws blown-up picture of my sig at Lie*
Which causes him to say:
"Well, this arouses me. Guess I'm not homosexual after all."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 28, 2010, 10:16:40 PM
*Gets in Humvee turret and holds off Lie as Sweeper comes*
Well then.... Purple team.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 28, 2010, 10:26:03 PM
*After 2 minutes with the blow up Sig*

I'm sorry this has never happened to me before I... I...  :'(

*Runs off crying*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 28, 2010, 10:27:16 PM
*Pats Lie on back*
"Its ok i dont judge."  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 28, 2010, 10:28:02 PM
*After six minutes in the Humvee barfing and waiting*
Ok we.....
*barf*
win....
Come on Lie what the hell.
*Leaves thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 28, 2010, 10:29:34 PM
*Water inside the humvee begins to shake*
*Goldblumasouras begins to fastly approach the Humvee*
"RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 28, 2010, 10:32:54 PM
*Unloads turret on the Goldblum-rex*
YOU ARE A DIRTY DIRTY SHIZNO!
(Sorry Im in RvB mode today)
*Manages to wound it but has to jump out before the Rex reaches him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 28, 2010, 10:35:17 PM
*Is hurt a wee bit on his knee*
*Clamps his jaws around the humvee and chucks it at Fitz*
"You made Lie cry!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 28, 2010, 10:43:37 PM
What?!?
No I didnt!
Thats not my sig!
GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Goes turok*
I WILL KILL YOUR ENTIRE FRUCKING ARMY BIZNITCH!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmImH0sdgDQ
I win
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 28, 2010, 10:45:48 PM
Quote from: Lie on Sep 28, 2010, 10:26:03 PM
*After 2 minutes with the blow up Sig*

I'm sorry this has never happened to me before I... I...  :'(

*Runs off crying*
Oh Gods, this is like Thugnificent all over again..
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 28, 2010, 10:55:48 PM
THUGNIFICENT! The magic words!

*Suddenly a giant disco ball appears in the sky and this music starts playing*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwZk1NZ0O0w
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 28, 2010, 10:59:38 PM
Woops! I actually meant Gangstalicious.  :D

I didn't finish Season 3!  :o The last episode I'd watched was the Kickball one. I need to finish the final season!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 28, 2010, 11:11:03 PM
Butty Butt cheeks is season 2 so I haven't spoiled anything for you... Yet.  ;)

I love that Thuggin Love piece, I wish they'd release a full track it's so song beautifully.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9v7ufNVG1U

That's so grim.  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 28, 2010, 11:18:33 PM
"I can't believe this, mang, we suck."

:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 28, 2010, 11:38:50 PM
So... what is going on exactly ...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 28, 2010, 11:39:49 PM
*Looks round at all the other people in the thread wondering what me a Sweeps are talking about*

Have We Digressed?  :D

*Punchs Sweeps in the face and whispers*

You need to watch the ep called The Hateocracy, the part before the opening is too funny, heres the promo;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXq9eYNa3GE

*Then does this*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRcPKP_tDEM

Farewell.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 28, 2010, 11:50:44 PM
*Appears at Lie's teleportation destination*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CfNarCjSHM
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 29, 2010, 12:07:09 AM
*Inside one of my Imperial Bases Sweeps appears behind me*

:o

*Gothic troopers come out of the woodwork pointing guns at Sweeps*

Lie: At ease!

Gothic Soldier: But Sir!

Lie: *Glares*  >:(

Gothic Soldier: Yes... Sir...

*Sits on throne*

So... What brings here? I thought you were on Fitzgerald's side.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2010, 12:53:00 AM
I think you're forgetting that I signed this.. GothicCastle (say THAT outloud) over to you. This was formerly the Battlestar Galactica, son. And you'd best not forget that any time soon.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 29, 2010, 12:54:15 AM
{Had made a camp and was now napping in a tree}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 29, 2010, 02:25:04 AM
f**k... All of you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 29, 2010, 02:26:50 AM
This thread needs more possesed Law Officers. Tak!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2010, 02:35:28 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 29, 2010, 02:25:04 AM
f**k... All of you.
Love you too, sweetness.  ::)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 29, 2010, 02:37:26 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 29, 2010, 02:25:04 AM
f**k... All of you.
{Hugs Chupa} what is wrong?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 29, 2010, 02:38:47 AM
Thanks Pred Queen
(Starts punching Chupa in the gut, stops)
Wait. You were serious?
...
Well...
(Offers Chupa ice cream)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 29, 2010, 02:41:17 AM
*coughs*

you bunch of lame-ass dorks. Can't into-cough- roleplay...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 29, 2010, 02:46:35 AM
*Pokes chupas gut.*
"Im not a dork!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 29, 2010, 02:47:53 AM
*Walking through dead dinosaurs*
I love how Lie calls it "Fitzgerald's" side even though Chupa is the leader :D
*Pulls out Famas and sets firing mode to auto*
Lets spice this up....
*Shoots PQ's mask off and snatches it up*
Keep away!
*Runs away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 29, 2010, 02:52:59 AM
{Has another mask under the one Fitz took} I love cartoon gags
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2010, 02:59:01 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 29, 2010, 02:47:53 AM
I love how Lie calls it "Fitzgerald's" side even though Chupa is the leader :D
Only thing I belong to is Quote Unquote.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 29, 2010, 03:01:37 AM
*clone takes 8 other masks off until PQ covers her face*
Contemplating....
Without a mask you lose your OP....
*Walks away*
Do as you wish, ill return these in one hour.
*turns around*
Try not to die ;)
*dissapears*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2010, 03:03:58 AM
*Yells as he leaves*
Will you be on a computer!?
Damn! My persistent attempts follied once again!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 29, 2010, 03:04:11 AM
*stares angrily at everyone.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 29, 2010, 03:06:26 AM
{Hidse her face in Ghosts shoulders}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 29, 2010, 03:07:30 AM
* grabs Fitz around the throat and begins to choke the life out of him.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2010, 03:14:00 AM
Watches silently in the background, leaning against a wall with Juliana, arms folded.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 29, 2010, 03:15:49 AM
*queen hugs me again now that ghost is busy*

*awkward boner*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 29, 2010, 03:16:31 AM
*Fitz clone dissapates and Ghost realizes he has to keep PQ alive for an hour*
(puddle of clone goop)
Good.... Luck....
Hell.... hath..... no fury..... like..... Anime..... scorned......
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 29, 2010, 03:18:13 AM
*begins choking the life out of the clones one at a time.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 29, 2010, 03:18:21 AM
{Hits Chupa in the head easily breaking his helmet}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2010, 03:18:40 AM
There he is!

*Tackles Fitz, and gets Juliana to hold a supressed pistol to his temple*

You will not LEAVE ME like that EVER AGAIN!!

*Juliana applies pressure*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 29, 2010, 03:19:18 AM
*pushes Juliana aside and begins choking the life out of Fitz.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2010, 03:20:42 AM
*All three of us start attacking Fitz. No clones or any of that. Just Fitz.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 29, 2010, 03:21:27 AM
*looks over.* *speaks in a dark, demonic voice.* He's mine.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2010, 03:23:33 AM
*We continue attacking Fitz, IGNORING Ghost Rider's voice, at which point her realizes the more people attacking Fitz, the better*

...

*Everybody starts screaming their own thing in Fitz's face, while he struggles against the attackers on the ground*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 29, 2010, 03:24:05 AM
*in the ground, bleeding*

whyy, penis?

*penis talks*

-because.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2010, 03:26:14 AM
*While strangling Fitz, Juliana turns around to see a bleeding penis on the ground, turns back toward Fitz, and then does a double take*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 29, 2010, 03:28:07 AM
*As everyone fights each other, Fitz (?) laughs*
HA HA HA HA HA!
You think this is the real Fitzgerald?
*Everyone looks over*
It is.
*Charges them and locks them in an air lock*
Now play nice.
*dissapears*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 29, 2010, 03:29:39 AM
*chases Fitz to the ends of the multiverse.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 29, 2010, 03:31:52 AM
{Puts turns on her cloaking device and pats Chupa on the back before going after Fitz}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2010, 03:31:56 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 29, 2010, 03:28:07 AM
*As everyone fights each other, Fitz (?) laughs*
HA HA HA HA HA!
You think this is the real Fitzgerald?
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2010, 03:20:42 AM
*All three of us start attacking Fitz. No clones or any of that. Just Fitz.*
That's some uncreative Troll-Cat-style post contradiction, Fitz. I am disappoint.  :-\

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 29, 2010, 03:28:07 AM
*Charges them and locks them in an air lock*
'Must Watch Battlestar Galactica Before Performing This Action' Error.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 29, 2010, 03:34:42 AM
*Is not in multi-verse*
Im in a familiar place, long forgoten of by those who sent me there....
*Voice fades*



It wasnt a clone, I just felt like making a reference!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 29, 2010, 03:36:52 AM
I WILL HAVE VENGENCE!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2010, 03:40:03 AM
*Tilts head..*
*Cocks eyebrow*
*Continues attacking Fitz for script information*
*Turns to Juliana*
"Wait! Why are you attacking him?!"
*She turns her head, while still struggling*
"Because you paid me to, dumbass!"
*She turns her head back to the attack*
"Oh yeah, that's right.."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 29, 2010, 03:40:45 AM
*penis falls off and runs away after queen*

OH GOD, MY f**kING DICK!!!

*Scooby doo song kicks in and a wacky chase starts*

COME BACK HERE, MEAT!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 29, 2010, 04:46:05 AM
NUNCA ME SACAN LA INFORMATION!
*Explodes from a nose bleed caused by the beating*
Ha!
*Explodes*
Well this kinda-
*Explodes*
Helps! Bye!
*Explodes high into the air*
Juliana: i guess we just wait for him to fall, no?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2010, 04:50:11 AM
...
*Starts making out with Juliana. That's right. That is pretty much the definition of mental masturbation.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 29, 2010, 04:57:07 AM
*Actually was exploding repeatedly in mid air going higher and higher until hitting one of Lies satelites, which he blows up*
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2010, 04:50:11 AM
...
*Starts making out with Juliana. That's right. That is pretty much the definition of mental masturbation.*
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o
*Barfs and discovers thats a more volatile explosive if mixed with air*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 29, 2010, 04:57:57 AM
we are so f**king desperate for attention...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 29, 2010, 04:59:54 AM
{Grabs Fitz in a Full Nelson while she was still cloaked} Your a complete ass for takeing my mask away you know that!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 29, 2010, 05:01:51 AM
youre*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 29, 2010, 05:03:02 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 29, 2010, 04:59:54 AM
{Grabs Fitz in a Full Nelson while she was still cloaked} Your a complete ass for takeing my mask away you know that!
Howd you get up into space with no mask!
Anyways Its been an hour, here.
*Hands bag over*
I got us an extra page didnt I!
THIS THREAD WILL LIVE FOREVERZ!
EVEN IF IT HAS TO DIE FIRST!
*Twitch*
*Bleeds and barfs at once and torpedoes, slamming right into Chupa who goes flying into Sweeper and Julianna*
Ow....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 29, 2010, 05:08:38 AM
*grabs the penis mid-air and re-attachs it*

I AM COMPLETE!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2010, 05:13:31 AM
*Me, Juliana, and Chupa fly upward, and NAIL Fitz mid-flight. The collision causes us to rapidly fall back toward the Earth. We all fall down in a pile*
...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi52.tinypic.com%2F5konb4.jpg&hash=6b755467f2ed1859dacd03358bba4a8a8b3aaaac)

*Juliet just stares.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 29, 2010, 05:15:55 AM
-_- there is just something about seeing other females ... that makes me... wan to kill them (its just like real life X3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2010, 05:17:02 AM
Then I suppose you'd want to kill me for creating her?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 29, 2010, 05:21:34 AM
Lets make this thread just a bit less violent and a little more fun.
Who wants to make it so we reform the events portrayed in halo with our own ideas?
Eh eh?
Any other ideas besides fighting, Ill give some moar script to Sweeps while I wait.
*Pulls up chair and computer then grabs a piece of paper with chicken scratch and begins typing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2010, 05:24:02 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 29, 2010, 05:21:34 AM
Any other ideas besides fighting, Ill give some moar script to Sweeps while I wait.
*Pulls up chair and computer then grabs a piece of paper with chicken scratch and begins typing*
*Spreads hands wide*
Guys- take you're time. FITZ- take theeeese:  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 29, 2010, 05:25:50 AM
*does alot of cocaine and falls unconcious*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 29, 2010, 05:27:12 AM
{Looka at Chupa} he is like Stans.... but not at funny....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 29, 2010, 05:31:21 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 29, 2010, 05:27:12 AM
{Looka at Chupa} he is like Stans.... but not at funny....
Thats what I was thinking.
*Continues typing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 29, 2010, 05:33:07 AM
(just an excuse to bail out cause ive gotta sleep)

'night.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 29, 2010, 05:35:41 AM
*Pulls gun out of holster and points in Chupa's direction without looking*
'Night
*Shoots Chupa in the face*
Now we have to get this up three pages so he'll come back.
*Continues typing as if he had simply blinked, as if he had done absolutely nothing.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2010, 05:38:55 AM
*Juliana observes Fitz*
I really like his style.
*Raises both eyebrows*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 29, 2010, 12:16:21 PM
*Inner jaw springs and twitches like a snake* I want tea.
*Attacks a Truck that was transporting tea for Britain*
Oh man, just f**k off already, the cargo's mine. *Headbites driver*

Someone wants tea?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sciencemediacentre.co.nz%2Fwp-content%2Fupload%2F2009%2F03%2Ftea.jpg&hash=889f49632131dc6db40fe1cf1ab67d81411e52fc)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 29, 2010, 02:23:16 PM
*does dead man things, in hope somebody else posts*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 29, 2010, 06:56:17 PM
...Let's end his misery. *Shoots Acheronsis in the head*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 29, 2010, 07:13:30 PM
*Appears dressed up like Chris Redfield turns to Omega and nods*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fresident_evil_afterlife_34.jpg&hash=51dd225865924b1f48ea75e225e9ac91e4071e91)
Lets End This.

*We both open fire*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 29, 2010, 07:49:51 PM
Yeah man, let's fayaaaahhh!!!

..Wait.
*Looks down*
How come I have those.. breasts?
Lie: I changed yer gender!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHUBFDUB RJC JRE CURBCVU$IF I CEIBC
*Wakes up from trance*
Oh man, that was sure as hell a f**king scary nightmare.
Yeah Lie, let's fire. *Takes gun and fires*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 29, 2010, 09:54:50 PM
Hes been dead.
Can I have tea (Lemonade) btw?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 29, 2010, 10:06:47 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi51.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ff389%2Fdrox_prime%2Fteaset.jpg&hash=9a42ac30ec7372f504d660684e2a3b2777d8b97d)
{Brings out a tea set}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 29, 2010, 10:15:28 PM
*Creates tea and Lemonade then puts them into the cups*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 29, 2010, 11:10:28 PM
((No ones online I'll have to unveil my master plan another time))
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2010, 11:40:03 PM
F*ck that sh*t, pour me some tea, and tell it to me while I write.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 29, 2010, 11:41:25 PM
{Pours everyone some tea} I feel like I am about to fall asleep...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2010, 11:45:46 PM
You hear that, Lie? Tell us a story.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 29, 2010, 11:48:09 PM
*Sips tea*

It was an awesome plan it had Godzilla, the Sarlacc and Elsie Chapman.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 30, 2010, 12:46:05 AM
*melts down and a new form of life starts to evolve in the liquid, without anybody noticing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 30, 2010, 01:01:31 AM
My Otaku senses are tingling...

*Shrugs shoulder*

I'll deal with it tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 30, 2010, 01:05:27 AM
*Waits impatiently for Lie to tell the story*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 30, 2010, 03:02:50 AM
*sips tea turned Lemonade*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Sep 30, 2010, 03:04:32 AM
*discreetly adds Scotch to teacup, sips*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 30, 2010, 03:10:40 AM
Clever gi-
Nevermind.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 30, 2010, 03:11:40 AM
{Lays on her side and yawns} why the hell am I so tired today nobody better of drugged my tea...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 30, 2010, 03:25:15 AM
Not me.
*Feels like suddenly making a reference and turns to Sweeper*
"Son, I would have been your daddy but, ah nevermind"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Sep 30, 2010, 03:31:17 AM
Crocodile Rock!

*leaps through window out of thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 30, 2010, 03:34:13 AM
Wat
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 30, 2010, 03:36:28 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 30, 2010, 03:11:40 AM
{Lays on her side and yawns} why the hell am I so tired today nobody better of drugged my tea...

*dramatic music*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 30, 2010, 03:38:49 AM
*Referency again*
*Turns to Chupa*
"You need a weapon?"
*Turns to Space Marines*
What are you looking at?
*Turns to Shobidoo*
"Did ya miss me?"
*Turns to PQ*
"You look like you could use my help."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 30, 2010, 03:47:03 AM
I can see myself in your visor! ...Pretty..
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 30, 2010, 03:48:55 AM
Do i look like an ammo back to you!?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 30, 2010, 03:57:23 AM
{Falls Asleep} zzzzzzzzzz.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 30, 2010, 04:17:59 AM
* kidnaps queen*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 30, 2010, 06:38:53 AM
Now what......
Should we follow?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 30, 2010, 12:39:02 PM
Yeah we should, PQ has my money! *Chases Acheronsis*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 30, 2010, 01:08:28 PM
*Chases after Omega*
"Omega, you should ride on my back!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 30, 2010, 01:39:29 PM
Yeah why not man!
*Jumps doing some cool stunts and lands on Shobidoo's back*
Extermination motherf**kers!
*Takes Caliber 50 from Pocket and fires at Chupacabras, blowing his head straight off*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 30, 2010, 02:22:42 PM
Ouch!

*scratches head and realizes its just a tiny .22 handgun*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 30, 2010, 02:26:03 PM
F**k, I loaded the gun with the wrong bullets.
Oh for the hell of it, screw this shit. *throws Caliber 50 out*
Thanks Shobi. *Jumps out of Shobidoo's back and reaches Acheronsis*
GIMME QUEEN
*Predator blade springs from wrist armor*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 30, 2010, 02:30:37 PM
*ties Queen to the railroad track and laughs while playing with a fake mustache*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 30, 2010, 02:33:51 PM
What the f**k man?
*Frees PQ and throws her on Shobidoo's back*
We shall end this. *Wristblade springs from both wrists*
Combat!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 30, 2010, 02:35:30 PM
*attaches Bayonet*

We're doing Evil this morning!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 30, 2010, 02:38:30 PM
*Swings blades and slashes through Acheronsis' stomach, only for it to regrow*
*Beheads him, but the head grows legs and runs away*
Aw man, that's harsh.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 30, 2010, 02:41:36 PM
*the headless body now tackles Omega, shoving the knife with all its weight into his chest, then starts to beat him up in the ground with he buttstock of the rifle*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 30, 2010, 02:42:50 PM
...Don't judge me.
*Spits repeatedly on the headless body, making it fall back, corroding*
*Rams Kraken against it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 30, 2010, 02:48:05 PM
*the head jumps from the back and Assimilates Omega into a new Fitz-chupa-Omega-TrollCat-RoboBear*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 30, 2010, 02:53:08 PM
Uhc, ach! *Cuts arm off before being absorbed completely*
*Arm twitches and writhes, and begins to regrow myself*
Man, that's not good. Not at all. *Self-injects Omega Serum*
Screw you all. *Shoves down a hell of fire upon Acheronsis and watches as the shapeless blob burns*
*Acheronsis tries to move*
Oh, not this time, bro. *Flips Air action vigorsol in mouth and Breaths on Acheronsis, freezing him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 30, 2010, 03:28:09 PM
*now Omega is infected, but he doesn't know it*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdcvBSRVkUU
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 30, 2010, 04:49:17 PM
That was a weird day. *Pushes frozen body over a cliff, and as it fragorously falls, self feels something weird*
There's quite something wrong right now. Let's see. *Opens pocket and pushes a button, and the pocket transforms into a multiscanner*
*Scans self*
Oh shit, that's the Chuping! I mus- *Arm is possessed by the Chuping* Aubfubv. Musta get the serummmm...!!! *Tries helplessly to get the serum and injects in arm the antidote*
Phhhheeeeewww.... *Arms grows back to normal*
*Falls exhausted to the ground*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 30, 2010, 08:57:07 PM
{Wakes up} the hell is going on...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 30, 2010, 09:02:01 PM
Your on my back!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 30, 2010, 09:06:13 PM
Sweet, only problem is I never took dinosaur riding lessons... just horse back riding.... {Kicks him lightly in the ribs} onward!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Sep 30, 2010, 09:07:02 PM
*Neighs*
Where are we going?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 30, 2010, 10:31:53 PM
*rides up beside shobidoo and PQ* Can you keep up?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 30, 2010, 10:34:43 PM
(I have decided to act like the altering force that keeps the thread interesting)
*Suddenly an earthquake began and split the ground inbetween Ghost and Shobidoo causing PQ to fall in*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 30, 2010, 10:37:56 PM
Who wants to catch her?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 30, 2010, 10:41:01 PM
*Then a plane crashed and threw Ghost inside*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 30, 2010, 10:44:09 PM
*melts the plane.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 30, 2010, 10:46:10 PM
*Plane was full of TnT exploding and causing Ghost to fall in. Here he finds he has been teleported to the GIger universe.*
*A place he knows a Predator should never be*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 30, 2010, 10:47:28 PM
This should be an interesting experience.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 30, 2010, 10:47:55 PM
*Sits idly by watching*

Rush: The were your allies. Aren't you going to do anything?

Lie: No.

*Suddenly a bright light falls from the sky and Michael Jacksons voice is heard*

MJ: Help them Lie!

Lie: Michael!  :o  I thought you had found peace.

MJ: No you were just being ignorant, Now help them!

*As bright light disappears*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhI0OVs_zj0

>:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 30, 2010, 10:50:52 PM
*The thing Chupa comes up behind Lie and tries to infect him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 30, 2010, 10:59:21 PM
*Does a simple sidestep*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULsMExWz6Xc

*Runs and dives in the crater made by the earthquake and grabs Shobidoo hand then grapple hooks onto the wall*

I only have time to save one of you so I've made my choice.

*Watches PQ fall into the dark abyss*

She'll be fine.  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 30, 2010, 11:03:05 PM
(Shobidoo never fell)
*Ghost shoots Lie with Hellfire causing him to fall down into the giger dimension with Shobidoo*
*FItzgerald stands at the edge*
Thats Kharma dude.
*Pit closes up and traps them in the Giger dimension*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 30, 2010, 11:06:03 PM
*Falling in to pit*

Theres no H in Karma!  >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 30, 2010, 11:07:51 PM
Odd it still shows up on google....
Thats Karma then.
*Lie then is teleported into the dimension and lands on a Penis shaped mountain destroying all his technology and scattering his weapons*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 30, 2010, 11:15:17 PM
*Stands up*

OMG it's like the beginning of a Metroid game!

*After 42 hours of nonstop gameplay where I had to collect all my original powers back, I meet up with the other survives*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freewebs.com%2Fjesshiku-chan%2FSasuke%2520049.png&hash=b32c7dcc51a3f11d93ed97e2f738cb1ea6047298)

Plan anyone?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 30, 2010, 11:19:31 PM
{Is falling but doesn't seem to be scared in fact she sings}

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdhqVtpR2ts
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 30, 2010, 11:45:39 PM
((Sometimes I wonder why they released Open Door their first CD was so good that any other that follows would just lie in it's shadow and soon be forgotten although Weight of the World is awesome. ;D ))

*Walking through the Giger universe with PQ, Ghost and Shobidoo listening to this;*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg1WIPngYHQ
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 01, 2010, 12:55:49 AM
*Is very confused at all the falling, sploding, and singing.*
"What is going on!"
*Prepares to land on 2 feet.*
Title: Re: Shit just hit the fan
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 01, 2010, 12:58:00 AM
*but then shit gets f**king hardcore*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi51.tinypic.com%2F2vdqs28.jpg&hash=0cd606f31ad696f4d21f7646bb651089d30111c5)
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(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi53.tinypic.com%2Faua0y8.jpg&hash=9ee6980359a329263e8040486cc710c7a9746868)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg92QpjRcJk

*Everyone cries of terror at the hellish landscape, as the satanic figures approach*

"Welcome to Hell"


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 01, 2010, 12:59:27 AM
*Looks to see wheres he about to land*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 01, 2010, 01:03:01 AM
im not up to spee on whats happening and i wont be for weeks cuz i bought Dead Rising 2  ;D and i am fully addicted. dont bother replying about this post as i most likely wont read it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 01:23:43 AM
^ So you posted why?
*Is watching the group on a tv*
Lol Shobidoo is about to get all up into that Vagina!
*After Shobidoo forces his way out he is attacked by highly sexual monsters*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 01, 2010, 01:25:57 AM
*Roars at the sexual monsters!*
"You refferences to obscene parts do not scare me!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 01, 2010, 01:29:35 AM
*everyone suffers from unimaginable tortures and pain, an endless fear keeps their souls awaken to continue the nightmare forever*

Hey Fitz, get me the 3D Glasses. and Pop Corn.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 01, 2010, 01:35:14 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 01:23:43 AM
Lol Shobidoo is about to get all up into that Viagina!
*Epic dive, and saves Fitz's spelling of a beautiful thing*

:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 01:38:13 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 01, 2010, 01:29:35 AM
*everyone suffers from unimaginable tortures and pain, an endless fear keeps their souls awaken to continue the nightmare forever*

Hey Fitz, get me the 3D Glasses. and Pop Corn.
I dont think youll want the 4D ones so here
*Hands Chupa 3D glasses and pulls out popcorn*

*Then Suddenly an Alien grabs PQ from behind*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 01, 2010, 01:40:08 AM
*holds fitz back*

WAIT! wait, this is H.R. Giger dimension, nobody dies here because, heck, this is hell. I'm sure They will be okay.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 01, 2010, 01:41:56 AM
*Kicks Alien away from PQ*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Oct 01, 2010, 01:47:20 AM
(Jumps into scene)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajLfYIHEqzk

(Shakes off dust and walks away with smug look)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 01:48:17 AM
*Suddenly a Penis worm ate Ghost*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 01, 2010, 01:49:23 AM
*Not the penis worm!*
We need a way to destroy these vile creatures!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 01, 2010, 01:52:04 AM
you can't. they are built from your fears, insecurities and instincts, so they will respawn as long as you are alive. this hell is like silent hill, but with 75% more rape.

you can either fight until your body collapses or turn around, bend over and learn to live with it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 01:52:53 AM
*Ghosts screams can be heard from below*
This is awesome to watch!
*And then a giant vagina dragon swooped down from the sky and grabed Shobidoo who could only roar helplessly as he was carried away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 01, 2010, 01:56:25 AM
*Stubby arms can not reach flying dragon*
"WHHYYYYYY"
"There must be some way!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 01, 2010, 01:57:48 AM
*watches in Awe*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi53.tinypic.com%2F2q2g12h.jpg&hash=337df670608db720e0d32e654afaa38b8b31d751)

So much penetration.... this is the best 3D ever.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 01, 2010, 02:04:28 AM
"Does anyone have anything thats the opposite of genitalia?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 02:41:08 AM
{Growls} Where the hell are we!
Title: Re: Shit just hit the fan
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 02:48:54 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 01, 2010, 12:58:00 AM
*but then shit gets f**king hardcore*
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*Everyone cries of terror at the hellish landscape, as the satanic figures approach*

"Welcome to Hell"

I'm from hell.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 02:50:20 AM
....................
{Hits Ghost in face makeing his head spin}
No jokes! Really where are we~!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 02:50:44 AM
The Gigerverse.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 02:56:53 AM
F*CK!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 02:58:06 AM
We have to be careful. Who knows what dangers lurk around every corner. My powers might not be enough to protect us all.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 02:58:37 AM
*ANd then PQ realized ghost was inside of a giant penis worm and Shobidoo had been swallowed by a vagina dragon*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 03:01:02 AM
{Laughs a bit} o damn ... NEED HELP!?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:02:06 AM
F**K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *fights penis worm.* DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 03:04:55 AM
*Ghost's struggling makes the worm "expand" until it "Lets go" and ghost is nothing but dust*
Crap thats harsh.
(I dont think ive typed anything this bad ever lol)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:05:38 AM
*reforms* I'm glad I'm a demon.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 03:06:23 AM
*And then Ghost was annally raped by an alien*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:06:43 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 03:06:23 AM
*And then Ghost was annally raped by an alien*

I don't have an ass.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 03:08:18 AM
Its true his girlfriend told me....
{Rubs her head} WHY THE HELL AM I HERE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:08:55 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 03:08:18 AM
Its true his girlfriend told me....
{Rubs her head} WHY THE HELL AM I HERE!

You're along for the ride.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 03:10:33 AM
*And then PQ was dragged away into a chamber full of Penis heads*
(Not aliens. Their heads are working dicks)
*And at the same time Ghost was Swallowed by a vagina trap monster*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:12:33 AM
* burns the vagina trap monster.* I need to find us a way out of here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 03:13:23 AM
{Is being dragged} This is like... really horrible fanfiction...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 03:14:30 AM
Ya know what? Its the three hundreth page and I dont want it to be all horrible sex related horror.
*Stands up*
You get PQ Ill open a portal the only way I can!
*Begins to tear open reality*
THIS IS AVP GALAXY!!!!
*Slowly tears it open*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:15:24 AM
What is this maniac up to?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 03:16:32 AM
Couldn't I be dragged away by something sexy?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 03:17:10 AM
*Tears open reality and throws the TV in*
*The portal flashes to the Gigerverse*
COME ON!!!
I CANT HOLD IT OPEN FOREVER!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:18:09 AM
*throws PQ through and steps in.* TAKE MY HAD FITZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 03:19:42 AM
*Lets go of portal and checks everone is safe*
Alright before we do anything you should both get pregnancy tests, you know how Giger rolls.
*Begins to set up 300 page party*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:20:45 AM
I'm a demon. Nothing can host with me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 03:22:51 AM
I will check later.........
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:24:12 AM
Uh oh. That can't be good.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 03:24:59 AM
If its cuz were all guys id like to inform you theres a port-a-poddy over there.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:25:33 AM
Are we forgetting someone?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 01, 2010, 03:26:44 AM
*suddently, the world turns black and a crushing silence soars over as an Army of monsters and demons from the giger dimension march the earth*

FITZ!!! YOU DIDN'T CLOSE THE PORTAL CORRECTLY!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:27:31 AM
* grapples with a Giger demon.* I'LL SHOW YOU REAL DEMONIC POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 03:28:28 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:25:33 AM
Are we forgetting someone?
Por dios, we are!
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 01, 2010, 03:26:44 AM
*suddently, the world turns black and a crushing silence soars over as an Army of monsters and demons from the giger dimension march the earth*

FITZ!!! YOU DIDN'T CLOSE THE PORTAL CORRECTLY!!!!!!!
Actuallly those glasses are transmitting the signal.
*Takes Chupa's glasses off*
See? All better.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:29:15 AM
Who did we forget?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 03:31:19 AM
Poor Shobidoo....
Somewhere in a vagina
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:32:12 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 03:31:19 AM
Poor Shobidoo....
Somewhere in a vagina

We have to rescue him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 01, 2010, 03:32:47 AM
or more like being raped by a flying vagina on top of a penis-shaped mountain...

Fitz, Open the portal.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:33:32 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen? Fasten your seatbelts, its going to be a bumpy ride.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 01, 2010, 03:34:53 AM
Strap in... And Strap On!

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:35:43 AM
* reves up motorcycle.* Who ever finds him, drinks are on me. ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 03:36:43 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 03:31:19 AM
Poor Shobidoo....
Somewhere in a vagina
.............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dAUYAg8mAQ
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 03:39:50 AM
*Tears open portal and everyone goes through*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:40:48 AM
*goes away from the others to find shobidoo.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 03:41:34 AM
*Floats up a mountain and begins searching the others*
Ughh. This dude is F***ed up
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:42:23 AM
What the F**k are you searching my for?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 03:42:57 AM
The other mountains.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 03:44:05 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 03:41:34 AM
*Floats up a mountain and begins searching the others*
Ughh. This dude is F***ed up
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:42:23 AM
What the F**k are you searching my for?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-xKUU5sWS4
{Starts to sing}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:44:53 AM
*facepalm* I'm going back to searching.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 03:47:27 AM
FOUND IT!
*Points up into mountain*
We need to cut open its stomach Vagina
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:48:03 AM
It all yours.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 03:49:21 AM
Chupa can handle it....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:49:56 AM
Good idea.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 03:51:17 AM
{Cuts into it with her wrist blades} Can we go now?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:51:45 AM
Looks like drinks are on me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 01, 2010, 03:53:55 AM
*wanders into a suspicious building*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:54:25 AM
Anyone got a place in mind?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 03:55:55 AM
A better universe how about something Halloween related?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 03:56:59 AM
I'm Halloween everyday. ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 04:06:42 AM
Oh oh oh idea! A universe of horror movies!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 04:07:28 AM
I would fight other demons.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 04:08:19 AM
I will just glomp people...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 04:09:11 AM
Damn, now i owe everybody drinks.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 04:10:20 AM
I want a strawberry margarita!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 04:11:05 AM
We shall go into the nightmare on Elm Street universe, then Friday the 13th, then Halloween, then Hell Raiser, then Pumpkin head, and the Predator one if we can.
*Shrugs*
A lemonade. Im not really tolerant of alchohal.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 04:11:52 AM
1 lemonade. Anyone else want any?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 04:13:33 AM
*Chupa emerges with Shobidoo and is covered in blood*
"That time of month again...."
*Chupa falls over and Ghost waits for his request*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 04:14:21 AM
Damn. Atleast i got paid.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 04:15:12 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 04:11:05 AM
We shall go into the nightmare on Elm Street universe, then Friday the 13th, then Halloween, then Hellraiser, then Pumpkin head, and the Predator one if we can.
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 04:15:56 AM
Holy S**t. No pun intended.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 04:18:10 AM
First Chupa must recover.
AND NO SEX WHEN WE VISIT THE PRED OR HELL RAISER UNIVERSER PLEASE.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 04:18:40 AM
I have nothing to have sex with. Hellfire and bones.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 04:20:19 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 04:18:10 AM
First Chupa must recover.
AND NO SEX WHEN WE VISIT THE PRED OR HELL RAISER UNIVERSER PLEASE.
{In a carmen voice} Meh...
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 04:18:40 AM
I have nothing to have sex with. Hellfire and bones.
{Was still drooling a bit} We get it your form hell your a demon your unstoppable....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 04:23:46 AM
Unless you fight me ;)
And Queen we get the whole mask thing.
No take it off or you are actuallly vurnerable.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 04:27:06 AM
No its just annoying when people take it off, my real weakness is.... wait... I am not telling you!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 01, 2010, 04:27:14 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 04:18:10 AM
SEX

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Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 04:18:10 AM
NO SEX

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*leaves thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 04:28:14 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 04:27:06 AM
No its just annoying when people take it off, my real weakness is.... wait... I am not telling you!
Oh why not?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 04:30:06 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Oct 01, 2010, 04:27:14 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 04:18:10 AM
SEX

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Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 04:18:10 AM
NO SEX

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*leaves thread*
O_O OMG its Adorable! {Hugs}
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 04:28:14 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 04:27:06 AM
No its just annoying when people take it off, my real weakness is.... wait... I am not telling you!
Oh why not?
Because...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 04:31:56 AM
Because what?
The only one who would ever use that info badly would be Lie and if he shows his face........

HES STILL BACK THERE!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 01, 2010, 04:41:03 AM
*walks back*

hey dude, do i still smell funny?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 04:43:07 AM
Not much.....
You could use some cologne
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 01, 2010, 04:45:43 AM
Fitz, you just pissed off Mordin Solus.

Ya dun goof'd.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 04:47:16 AM
Wut?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 01, 2010, 04:48:15 AM
*Sigh*..

Look at the pictures above...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 04:50:20 AM
He is from Mass Effect  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 04:52:39 AM
Its not my fault!
I want to start Mass Effect but.....
(Brilliant light and angels singing)
Halo Reach!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 01, 2010, 04:54:53 AM
Yes, yes, yes. But why not start a franchise that is on-par with Halo's brilliance?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 01, 2010, 04:55:51 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 04:52:39 AM
Its not my fault!
I want to start Mass Effect but.....
(Brilliant light and angels singing)
Halo Reach!!!
{Gags} rather play .. something... else...  something... horrible.... pfft.. going to bed goodnight...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 04:57:45 AM
Well then tommorrow we go to Elm Street.
And Sweeps. If I had much free time I would....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 01, 2010, 04:57:56 AM
*Sexy voice of Tricia Helfer*
Logging you out, Shepard.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 04:58:37 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 01, 2010, 04:57:56 AM
Logging you out, Shepard.
:P Intercepted?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 01, 2010, 04:58:47 AM
I propose System shock 2

guys?...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 01, 2010, 04:59:08 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 04:58:37 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 01, 2010, 04:57:56 AM
Logging you out, Shepard.
:P Intercepted?
Frak you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 04:59:53 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 01, 2010, 04:59:08 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 04:58:37 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 01, 2010, 04:57:56 AM
Logging you out, Shepard.
:P Intercepted?
Frak you.
Yeah yeah bro.
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 01, 2010, 04:58:47 AM
I propose System shock 2

guys?...
I shall go google that, tho I swear ive heard it somewhere....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 01, 2010, 05:00:53 AM
Whatever, frag you.

I guess that means to kill someone as opposed to having sex with them?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 01, 2010, 05:02:24 AM
wait, you haven't heard of System Shock?


FRAG: short of "fragmentation", commonly used in military to describe warheads whom posses this characteristic.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 05:04:19 AM
^ Correct on both accounts good sir.
I swear i heard it somewhere......
WHERE BRAIN! WHERE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 01, 2010, 05:07:28 AM
Anything with gaming related news.

And I just checked frag, and it says to kill a superior office. It also asked me if I was looking for the Battlestar Galactica episode "Fragged".
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 01, 2010, 05:09:26 AM
Alright then.....
I use it as Chupa said.....

Who wants to do Bio shock?
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Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 01, 2010, 05:10:51 AM
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
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Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 01, 2010, 11:03:28 AM
*Concentrates*
Fear...  I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fear's path, and only I will remain.

*Stands up, as the Giger dimension slowly disappears and comes back to normal world*
that was so freaking amazing.
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Post by: TheMonolith on Oct 01, 2010, 02:01:41 PM
(Rides away on sandworm)

Ya should have chained him to the lamp post Omega!
Mwahahahahaha!
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 02:39:18 PM
*shows up on Elm Street.* Freddy where are you?
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Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 01, 2010, 06:12:16 PM
Holy freaking something Monolith, next time warn me before!
*Hooks to the Sandworm*
SHAI HULUD!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffourfour.typepad.com%2Fphotos%2Funcategorized%2F2007%2F10%2F31%2Fdune_sandworm_2.jpg&hash=2bce3b448083dfc3a11035c8c3e22f8355777e15)
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Post by: TheMonolith on Oct 01, 2010, 06:37:46 PM
So who shall we destroy?
I hear Nightmare Asylum is interested in going after Melvin.
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 01, 2010, 10:02:13 PM
Sandworms and horror icons. I'm confused.
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Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 03, 2010, 01:24:06 AM
Ok I have an idea how to draw Freddy out we need a high school student.... any volunteers!
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 03, 2010, 01:24:40 AM
I'll stay as Ghost Rider.
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Post by: Nope on Oct 03, 2010, 02:39:54 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 03, 2010, 01:24:06 AM
Ok I have an idea how to draw Freddy out we need a high school student.... any volunteers!
I am!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkjD3D5FgmE
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Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 03, 2010, 02:52:37 AM
Ok then but... you might need to be female...
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Post by: Nope on Oct 03, 2010, 02:53:40 AM
Well then! *Storms off*
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Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 03, 2010, 02:54:23 AM
{Pulls Shobidoo back and puts a wig and a dress on him}
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Post by: Nope on Oct 03, 2010, 02:55:33 AM
A cross dressing dino-Goldblum hybrid. Who knew?
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Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 05, 2010, 02:15:55 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Oct 01, 2010, 06:37:46 PM
So who shall we destroy?
Chupacabras.
*Shai Huluds to Acheronsis' fortress*
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Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 05, 2010, 03:06:32 PM
Oh cool, i have a fortress now?
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Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 05, 2010, 03:30:28 PM
Didn't you always have one?
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Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 05, 2010, 05:09:49 PM
i barely can afford an apartment. or in Fatale's case, a tiny Gun store.
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Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 05, 2010, 05:12:54 PM
Oh, whatever. *Drives Sandworm into the Fortress*
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 05, 2010, 09:48:43 PM
*Inside*
I think its time to go...
*Teleports Chupa to safety then commands troops to blow up the fortress*
Do it when the worm gets here.
*teleports away*
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Post by: TheMonolith on Oct 05, 2010, 10:26:10 PM
Omega, I think Shai Hulud is trying to say something.

(Leans forward.)

What's that girl?

(Worm roars.)

Timmy is trapped down a well!?

(Worm roars)

Let's go!
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Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 06, 2010, 02:45:16 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fallbranchtn.org%2Fimages%2FInterior%2520Before%2Fimages%2FPoint%2520where%2520I%2520fell%2520through%2520Main%2520floor_JPG_gif_jpg.jpg&hash=d1772d66e9ba5069f761fec1308519fd068f0d72)

It's not Timmy! It's SpaceMarines!

And it's not a well! It's the hole where all of the proposed playgroups for AvPG went! Cappy pushed me down here!

I'll be f**ked if I know how it got here from the Halo thread!
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Post by: TheMonolith on Oct 06, 2010, 02:54:38 AM
Shai Hulud to the rescue!

(insert cheesy theme song here)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi625.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt338%2Fnostalgiaaddict88%2FDuneOutoftheDesert.jpg&hash=04db20b841230a34157fc636b0da9ae7a5d8b0ef)

(Shai Hulud comes crashing through hole, creating makeshift hill perfect for SpaceMarines to walk out of
Omega and myself look down at SpaceMarines)

Need a lift pal?
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Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 06, 2010, 03:01:03 AM
AHHHHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAUUURRGHGHGHAAHHH!!!!

IT'S ON ME! I THINK IT BROKE EVERY BONE IN MY f**kING BODY!
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Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 06, 2010, 03:02:24 AM
{Was watching everything from a distance} sucks for them...
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Post by: TheMonolith on Oct 06, 2010, 03:12:01 AM
What do you mean it's on you!?
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Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 06, 2010, 03:12:55 AM
I mean that the GIANT f**kING SANDWORM IS CRUSHING MY LEGS, MY LEFT ARM, AND MY ABDOMINAL CAVITY!!!
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Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 06, 2010, 03:15:06 AM
{Walks over to where the action is} The sounds of the last dieing screams attracted me to come over and have a look {looks down at SpaceMarines} how are you doing guy...
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Post by: TheMonolith on Oct 06, 2010, 03:15:49 AM
If that's true, then how is it you are standing up and wearing (squints eyes)
A T shirt with a squirrel holding a sign that reads I KICKED THUMPER'S ASS that I wouldn't be able to see otherwise?
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Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 06, 2010, 03:17:50 AM
No, that's my Scanner abilities giving you a mental projection of myself! The real me is the screaming mass of flesh and bone!

Look a little bit down!
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Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 06, 2010, 03:20:07 AM
{Picks up a little bit of the flesh and nibbles on in} needs to be a soup...
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 06, 2010, 03:23:26 AM
*heals Marines*
I never pushed you a second time, you fell.
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Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 06, 2010, 03:25:22 AM
*bones crack again*

*coughs up blood*

OH GOD, THE AGONY!

HEALING ME WON'T DO A THING IF I'M STILL UNDER THE GODDAMNED SANDWORM!

Ah, f**k it, I'll just die.


HURK! Blaghhh...
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Post by: TheMonolith on Oct 06, 2010, 03:28:13 AM
Throws can at "mental projection"
It bounces off and SpaceMarines said "ow.")

This is getting old.

(Leaves on Sandworm)
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Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 06, 2010, 03:28:39 AM
{Stabs the sandworm with her wrist blades and pushes it over on its side off SpaceMarines} in retrospect I should of done that earlier...
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Post by: TheMonolith on Oct 06, 2010, 03:29:25 AM
Shai Hulud says that tickles.
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Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 06, 2010, 03:30:10 AM
*leaves as Roy Batty Starchild... again*

God, now I remember why I stopped coming here.
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Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 06, 2010, 11:11:06 AM
Don't you try!
*Grabs SpaceMarines' leg*
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 06, 2010, 09:09:10 PM
*pulls up along side them.* Need any demonic help?
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Post by: TheMonolith on Oct 06, 2010, 09:15:47 PM
We need many to join Shai Hulud. All are welcome.

Lets see if we can get Space and Queen to join.
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 06, 2010, 09:17:00 PM
I'll go where i'm needed.
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 06, 2010, 10:03:44 PM
YOU FOOLS!
*Pushes everyone away from the sleeping Marines*
Hes an original star child, hell kill us all if we anger him.
*Pushes marines out of thread*
Just let him to as he wishes, yer?
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 06, 2010, 10:07:20 PM
What are you doing?
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 06, 2010, 10:10:34 PM
Trying not to get us all killed, he was leaving the thread anyways.
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 06, 2010, 10:10:58 PM
 ;D
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Post by: Nope on Oct 06, 2010, 10:39:50 PM
I am very confused as to where this thread is going.
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 06, 2010, 10:44:24 PM
As am I.
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 06, 2010, 10:58:39 PM
Its going nowhere.
we needz more Chupa to spice things up.
Meanwhile.....
1337
(Leet time)
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 06, 2010, 10:59:52 PM
*tinkering with weapons.*
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Post by: Lie on Oct 06, 2010, 11:36:58 PM
*Twiddles Thumbs*
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 06, 2010, 11:38:22 PM
If nothing is happening, I'm going to make some weapons.
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Post by: Nope on Oct 06, 2010, 11:39:07 PM
We're all wisked away to the universe of blade runner. There something happened.
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 06, 2010, 11:39:29 PM
What Happened?
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Post by: Nope on Oct 06, 2010, 11:42:11 PM
Your in future Los Angelas.
Im a replicant and your hunting me.
Let the blade runner quotes Begin!
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 06, 2010, 11:42:55 PM
(I've never seen Blade Runner. Let the insults begin.)
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 06, 2010, 11:43:25 PM
Seriously ive yet to watch the movie. We should at least vote before the plots.
*And then they left the Blade runnerverse*
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Post by: Nope on Oct 06, 2010, 11:45:04 PM
Fine ill put up a plot for vote.
Jurassic Park plot.
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 06, 2010, 11:45:37 PM
I'm not sure. Put up somemore options.
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Post by: Nope on Oct 06, 2010, 11:46:07 PM
You can put up options aswell!
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 06, 2010, 11:46:41 PM
JP was already done, you were the main villain.



I say........ Halo?
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Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 06, 2010, 11:47:34 PM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 06, 2010, 11:39:07 PM
We're all wisked away to the universe of blade runner. There something happened.

*explodes into thread*

You see a tortoise walking in the desert.
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Post by: Lie on Oct 06, 2010, 11:48:26 PM
*Jumps on top of a building*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.obsessedwithfilm.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F09%2Fblade-runner1.jpg&hash=dfcdf8254e2e4f37925f8458870c8788fed62fc5)

*Jumps down*

I've seen thing...
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Post by: Nope on Oct 06, 2010, 11:48:50 PM
*Cry Face*
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Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 06, 2010, 11:49:27 PM
I saw we do something for Halloween
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Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 06, 2010, 11:49:57 PM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 06, 2010, 11:48:26 PM
*Jumps on top of a building*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.obsessedwithfilm.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F09%2Fblade-runner1.jpg&hash=dfcdf8254e2e4f37925f8458870c8788fed62fc5)

*Jumps down*

I've seen thing...

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, I'm guessing.
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 06, 2010, 11:50:13 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 06, 2010, 11:49:27 PM
I saw we do something for Halloween
Alright.
Like what?
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 06, 2010, 11:50:25 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 06, 2010, 11:49:27 PM
I saw we do something for Halloween

I second that.
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Post by: Nope on Oct 06, 2010, 11:50:38 PM
Time to die?
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 06, 2010, 11:49:27 PM
I saw we do something for Halloween
Zombie plot anyone?
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 06, 2010, 11:51:12 PM
Possibly.
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Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 06, 2010, 11:51:29 PM
 You know Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, Friday the 13, Hellraiser the works!
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 06, 2010, 11:51:51 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 06, 2010, 11:50:25 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 06, 2010, 11:49:27 PM
I saw we do something for Halloween

I second that.
Actually you third that good buddy.
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 06, 2010, 11:50:38 PM
Time to die?
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 06, 2010, 11:49:27 PM
I saw we do something for Halloween
Zombie plot anyone?
Sounds cool, How should we......
SOMEONE GET VULHALLA!
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 06, 2010, 11:52:05 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 06, 2010, 11:51:29 PM
You know Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, Friday the 13, Hellraiser the works!

;D
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 06, 2010, 11:53:24 PM
I call being head zombie.
how do we handle this?
Romero zombie?
Modern zombie?
L4D zombie?
Free style zombie?
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Post by: Nope on Oct 06, 2010, 11:54:14 PM
Romero! But Thousands of romero zombies.
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 06, 2010, 11:54:27 PM
Me a zombie? Blasphemy!
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Post by: Nope on Oct 06, 2010, 11:55:13 PM
Ghost Rider you could be a survivor. Thats what i am.
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Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 06, 2010, 11:55:55 PM
Zombie plot sounds fun
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 06, 2010, 11:56:21 PM
Not thousands of romero slow ones
If were like the first one in the movie itll be cool.


So lets set this up....

"PQ, Ghost, and Shobidoo were walking in a foggy field of corn"
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 06, 2010, 11:57:33 PM
Man this seems wierd.
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Post by: Lie on Oct 06, 2010, 11:58:02 PM
I'd go more for a horror survivor something like Dead Rising or Resident Evil us fighting off hordes of zombies, getting pick off one at a time with it ending the day before Halloween. Where the last person get surround and is just about shot themself in the head but is stopped by one of the zombies (One of us) and is eat alive!
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Post by: Nope on Oct 06, 2010, 11:58:38 PM
"I sense a disturbance in the force."
*Thinks he sees something and wanders off through the corn.*
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 06, 2010, 11:59:08 PM
Shobidoo what do your dino eyes see?
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Post by: Nope on Oct 07, 2010, 12:00:29 AM
"I dont know. Looks like a light"
*Wanders off towards some kind of light.*
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 07, 2010, 12:01:11 AM
Lets see if we have to keep this up for 24 days.....
*Pops up behind Ghost and knocks him over, then is kicked away by PQ and chases them towards Shobidoo*
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 12:01:48 AM
*fires shotgun at Fitz.*
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Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 07, 2010, 12:02:07 AM
I bet is the Creature from Jeepers Creepers he loves to stalk people in corn fields....
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Post by: Nope on Oct 07, 2010, 12:02:55 AM
*Hears Commotion*
"Whats going on over there!?"
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 12:03:04 AM
That dude. He won't last 10 seconds against us.
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 07, 2010, 12:05:30 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 07, 2010, 12:02:07 AM
I bet is the Creature from Jeepers Creepers he loves to stalk people in corn fields....
Great idea!
*Flies into the air and picks up Shobidoo by the back*
i will enjoy becoming part dinosaur!
(From now on this will be all monsters)
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 12:06:39 AM
*shoots down the creature.*
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Post by: Nope on Oct 07, 2010, 12:06:59 AM
*Hears scream that wanders off.*
"Jack Torrence better be in thisssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 07, 2010, 12:07:14 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 12:03:04 AM
That dude. He won't last 10 seconds against us.
.... give me an hour... would never bother us again if it is him...
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 12:08:55 AM
In its mind 1 down 2 to go.
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Post by: Lie on Oct 07, 2010, 12:13:52 AM
(( Why start it in the fog, why be together at the start? Wouldn't it pan out longer if we had to find eachother? And by fate ending up fighting together in a fight for survival, where had to run and hide some safe (Mall is probaly the best place). But one of us was insane and let the zombies in and we had to move location in a bus of some sort, but the bus tips over and were on the street unarmed and full of zombies and Chupa dressed like Rambo jumps from the roof top armed to the teeth and saves us. Then takes us to his safehouse but what we didn't know was one of us was infected.  :o

Something along those lines where it can continue over and over going from place to place, it should take place in a city first and we should have no powers or guns that appear from nowhere. In short we have to find everything we can use, like guns from a police station and limited ammo stuff like that. ))
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 12:17:48 AM
Talk to Fitz.
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Post by: Nope on Oct 07, 2010, 12:18:24 AM
But im a T-Rex mixed with goldblum, i kinda have power from the start.  :-\ But i like your ideas lie.
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 12:19:25 AM
I'm a demon bounty hunter as well. I suppose i can give it a try.
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 07, 2010, 12:22:35 AM
I like your ideas Lie.

We all have to agree to be normal people however. if you like you may be slightly special, considering my Captain username I shall be a vet, ala Bill from L4D.
I say you guys leave the plot to me and Lie, we can concur through PM on who would be best to be infected and such before making bad decisions.

So restart time?
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 12:23:55 AM
As you wish.
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Post by: Nope on Oct 07, 2010, 12:29:16 AM
Okie dokie.
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Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 07, 2010, 12:32:00 AM
nope
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Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 12:32:54 AM
I know. I'd rather be the Devil's Bounty Hunter. ;D
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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 07, 2010, 12:33:30 AM
Lets let Lie start this off no?
Wait *Twitch* I sense a disturbance....
*Tries to post*
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 07, 2010, 12:32:00 AM
nope
WHY NOT!!!!
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Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 07, 2010, 12:35:47 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 07, 2010, 12:33:30 AM
Lets let Lie start this off no?
Wait *Twitch* I sense a disturbance....
*Tries to post*
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 07, 2010, 12:32:00 AM
nope
WHY NOT!!!!
NO YELLING!
I am stubborn and have no experience role playing as a full blown human...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 07, 2010, 12:36:06 AM
I only have half an hour left before my designated bed time (2am), you make a story Fitz and I'll also make a story we can descide what were gonna use and what were not. Personally I don't wanna be writing a horror story half an hour before I go to bed  :D I'll right mine tomorrow PM it to you and ask you to PM yours so as not to take from any of you ideas I'll ask you if you've finished first. Also picking people to die is gonna be a little tricky but we'll tackle it tomorrow...

*Looks at Ghost*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9utMkgeyqE

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 07, 2010, 12:38:42 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 07, 2010, 12:35:47 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 07, 2010, 12:33:30 AM
Lets let Lie start this off no?
Wait *Twitch* I sense a disturbance....
*Tries to post*
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 07, 2010, 12:32:00 AM
nope
WHY NOT!!!!
NO YELLING!
I am stubborn and have no experience role playing as a full blown human...
Just follow our lead then and use lots of knives, it might work.
Quote from: Lie on Oct 07, 2010, 12:36:06 AM
I only have half an hour left before my designated bed time (2am), you make a story Fitz and I'll also make a story we can descide what were gonna use and what were not. Personally I don't wanna be writing a horror story half an hour before I go to bed  :D I'll right mine tomorrow PM it to you and ask you to PM yours so as not to take from any of you ideas I'll ask you if you've finished first. Also picking people to die is gonna be a little tricky but we'll tackle it tomorrow...

*Looks at Ghost*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9utMkgeyqE


Ok ill PM you the story, your not gonna be here anyways so ill take my time.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 12:38:54 AM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 07, 2010, 12:36:06 AM
I only have half an hour left before my designated bed time (2am), you make a story Fitz and I'll also make a story we can descide what were gonna use and what were not. Personally I don't wanna be writing a horror story half an hour before I go to bed  :D I'll right mine tomorrow PM it to you and ask you to PM yours so as not to take from any of you ideas I'll ask you if you've finished first. Also picking people to die is gonna be a little tricky but we'll tackle it tomorrow...

*Looks at Ghost*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9utMkgeyqE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3q_IXgQOXw
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 07, 2010, 12:42:11 AM
*Sits down on Ghost's bike*

Did you watch DBZ?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 07, 2010, 12:42:47 AM

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 12:38:54 AM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 07, 2010, 12:36:06 AM
I only have half an hour left before my designated bed time (2am), you make a story Fitz and I'll also make a story we can descide what were gonna use and what were not. Personally I don't wanna be writing a horror story half an hour before I go to bed  :D I'll right mine tomorrow PM it to you and ask you to PM yours so as not to take from any of you ideas I'll ask you if you've finished first. Also picking people to die is gonna be a little tricky but we'll tackle it tomorrow...

*Looks at Ghost*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9utMkgeyqE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3q_IXgQOXw
That wont save you when your a human. A zombies response would be
"Look, yummy"
*Noms on face*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 12:44:39 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 07, 2010, 12:42:47 AM

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 12:38:54 AM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 07, 2010, 12:36:06 AM
I only have half an hour left before my designated bed time (2am), you make a story Fitz and I'll also make a story we can descide what were gonna use and what were not. Personally I don't wanna be writing a horror story half an hour before I go to bed  :D I'll right mine tomorrow PM it to you and ask you to PM yours so as not to take from any of you ideas I'll ask you if you've finished first. Also picking people to die is gonna be a little tricky but we'll tackle it tomorrow...

*Looks at Ghost*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9utMkgeyqE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3q_IXgQOXw
That wont save you when your a human. A zombies response would be
"Look, yummy"
*Noms on face*

Human......screw that.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 07, 2010, 12:45:43 AM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 07, 2010, 12:42:11 AM
*Sits down on Ghost's bike*

Did you watch DBZ?
I watched the first season.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 12:46:40 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 07, 2010, 12:45:43 AM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 07, 2010, 12:42:11 AM
*Sits down on Ghost's bike*

Did you watch DBZ?
I watched the first season.

Of course i did.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 07, 2010, 12:50:01 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 07, 2010, 12:38:42 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 07, 2010, 12:35:47 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 07, 2010, 12:33:30 AM
Lets let Lie start this off no?
Wait *Twitch* I sense a disturbance....
*Tries to post*
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 07, 2010, 12:32:00 AM
nope
WHY NOT!!!!
NO YELLING!
I am stubborn and have no experience role playing as a full blown human...
Just follow our lead then and use lots of knives, it might work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKss2uYpih8
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 12:53:16 AM
Its in my name. I'm not human.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 07, 2010, 12:54:22 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 07, 2010, 12:50:01 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 07, 2010, 12:38:42 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 07, 2010, 12:35:47 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 07, 2010, 12:33:30 AM
Lets let Lie start this off no?
Wait *Twitch* I sense a disturbance....
*Tries to post*
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 07, 2010, 12:32:00 AM
nope
WHY NOT!!!!
NO YELLING!
I am stubborn and have no experience role playing as a full blown human...
Just follow our lead then and use lots of knives, it might work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKss2uYpih8

Predator Concrete Jungle; he had to find all of his weapons. Would you be fine with having to find weapons?


Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 12:46:40 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 07, 2010, 12:45:43 AM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 07, 2010, 12:42:11 AM
*Sits down on Ghost's bike*

Did you watch DBZ?
I watched the first season.

Of course i did.

You both need to watch the Abridged series of DBZ it's amazing. :D I think PQ watches it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LxtXsQNLWI

I wanted to use the part when Popo goes "You!" but they didn't have a video wth just that bit.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 12:55:32 AM
I'm still not human.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 07, 2010, 12:58:59 AM
Oh well I guess my Idea of you making a contact with the devil just before you turn into a zombie and turning into the Ghost Rider is no longer of any use.  ::)

*Throws idea in the bin and sets it a light*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 07, 2010, 12:59:41 AM
Dont thats an awesome idea!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 01:00:30 AM
Do what you wish. I'm just not going to be full blown human.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 07, 2010, 01:02:01 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 01:00:30 AM
Do what you wish. I'm just not going to be full blown human.
Ditto...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 01:02:37 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 07, 2010, 01:02:01 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 01:00:30 AM
Do what you wish. I'm just not going to be full blown human.
Ditto...

That's my final word.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 07, 2010, 01:04:14 AM
you are just so bad writers.


*exterior, afternoon, a lone men sitting on a rooftop. the noisy city underneath is barely visible, but the noise is as clear as if you were standing among the traffic. the man raises his sight. from the orange sky, filled with strips of golden clouds he detects it; an helicopter, coming in, ready to land with all its lights on and in the right angle. the man walks off the edge and closes his jacket so the cold air doesn't hit him. the chopper lands besides, and in the lapse of some seconds, the place is fully covered by agents dressed in tactical clothes. a men in a suit gets off lastly and walks towards the man with the jacket:

"Guess you couldn't keep it locked forever, huh?"

-"Not that we had a choice. come on, lets go":

both men and the team get on the chopper and fly away in the now night sky*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 07, 2010, 01:06:37 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 01:02:37 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 07, 2010, 01:02:01 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 01:00:30 AM
Do what you wish. I'm just not going to be full blown human.
Ditto...

That's my final word.
I use it too, how about when I say it I show this!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi392.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp10%2Fyoda_and_jubjub%2FPokemon%2F132_ditto-1.gif&hash=8fcd26b8748e7bd6791f3ceea4b0d66506fe5cd8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 07, 2010, 01:09:54 AM
If there was no Johnny Blaze they'd be no Ghost Rider human is the base form, and as for you PQ, infected Predator, Bite, I'll say no more.

You'll just have to be killed off early if you want your powers right away, and you'll also have to be the main enemies chasing the living people, I can fit you into the story no ones getting left out that's just not how I roll!  >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 07, 2010, 01:22:55 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 07, 2010, 01:04:14 AM
you are just so bad writers.


*exterior, afternoon, a lone men sitting on a rooftop. the noisy city underneath is barely visible, but the noise is as clear as if you were standing among the traffic. the man raises his sight. from the orange sky, filled with strips of golden clouds he detects it; an helicopter, coming in, ready to land with all its lights on and in the right angle. the man walks off the edge and closes his jacket so the cold air doesn't hit him. the chopper lands besides, and in the lapse of some seconds, the place is fully covered by agents dressed in tactical clothes. a men in a suit gets off lastly and walks towards the man with the jacket:

"Guess you couldn't keep it locked forever, huh?"

-"Not that we had a choice. come on, lets go":

both men and the team get on the chopper and fly away in the now night sky*

*The noisy chopper flies low, napping to the earth and following the twisting mountains. the man in the jacket however only struggles not to drop his Coffee.

"So Exactly where were you hiding it?"

-"Polinesia. near easter island, a group of reefs in which we had a outpost."

"Had?"

-"You know it. this is why we can't let it loose. this is why we need you... and the rest of the team"

The chopper comes out to the sea, and once the land dissapears from sight, a boat emerges from the horizon, in which the helicopter lands*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 01:29:45 PM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 07, 2010, 01:09:54 AM
If there was no Johnny Blaze they'd be no Ghost Rider human is the base form, and as for you PQ, infected Predator, Bite, I'll say no more.

You'll just have to be killed off early if you want your powers right away, and you'll also have to be the main enemies chasing the living people, I can fit you into the story no ones getting left out that's just not how I roll!  >:(

Sure. I would love to one of the main enemies.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 07, 2010, 01:34:31 PM
*Headbites Ghost Rider in the back, but it is noticed that some tentacles spring from it and inject themselves into the bones*
*Drains energy as whole body turns red*
*Detaches Inner Jaw*


FEAR MY PENANCE STARES BEEYOTCHES
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 01:38:33 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 07, 2010, 01:34:31 PM
*Headbites Ghost Rider in the back, but it is noticed that some tentacles spring from it and inject themselves into the bones*
*Drains energy as whole body turns red*
*Detaches Inner Jaw*


FEAR MY PENANCE STARES BEEYOTCHES

*rises up as a zombie and lumbers toward Omega.*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 07, 2010, 01:52:06 PM
?
Ya weren't kill'd.
I simply copied the abilities of 'ya.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 01:54:17 PM
I was getting ready but ok. Ghost Rider vs OmegaZilla.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 07, 2010, 01:58:20 PM
*Springs Predator blades*
BRING IT ON MAN
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 02:05:32 PM
FIGHT!! *pulls out mystical chain and tries to wrap it around Omega*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 07, 2010, 02:11:36 PM
*almost crushed by the chain, suddenly the whole head turns on fire*
*Grabs the chain with mouth and breaks it, freeing self*
Flare Blades!
*Blades turn on fire*
Just for this
*Lights cigar*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 02:19:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9SBx-nhKZs
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 07, 2010, 02:20:31 PM
*Runs side to side near GR*
Where' we goin'?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 05:05:31 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 07, 2010, 02:20:31 PM
*Runs side to side near GR*
Where' we goin'?

*I ment that i'm angry.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 07, 2010, 06:18:22 PM
'Ya angry?
Chill up, bro.
*Pours water on Ghost Rider*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 07, 2010, 06:56:39 PM
*water evaporates.* Don't do that again.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 01:55:22 AM
*Teleports back into thread with S.W.A.T outfit and blood covering 95% of my body and the Troll cat brought a new friend. Sausage cat*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 08, 2010, 02:27:20 AM
Welcome back troll cat!  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 02:31:05 AM
He plays Dead Rising 2 and L4D too much is all :P
You know you do Troll Cat. You know you do.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 02:35:46 AM
Great Omega has my powers.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 02:37:27 AM
You feel like fixing that?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 02:38:39 AM
What do you have in mind?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 02:39:54 AM
I suggest we call in a specialist.
Hell take that Iguana down, dont worry bout that.
But it wont be cheap. Not at all.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 02:42:38 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 02:39:54 AM
I suggest we call in a specialist.
Hell take that Iguana down, dont worry bout that.
But it wont be cheap. Not at all.

I already sold my soul, what else am i supposed to sell?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 08, 2010, 02:48:49 AM
Your body.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 02:49:44 AM
Hes correct.
And he would likely enjoy some Hell Fire weapons....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 02:52:00 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 02:49:44 AM
Hes correct.
And he would likely enjoy some Hell Fire weapons....

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 02:53:33 AM
Do you agree?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 02:54:06 AM
Very well.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 03:03:13 AM
*Fitzgerald begins to walk away as it rains*
Alright. Ill call you when he's ready.
*Ghost calls out as Fitzgerald reaches the door*
Who the hell are you gonna cal?
*As Fitzgerald puts on his hood and pushes the door open lighting strikes and he says*
Burt Gummer.
*Fitzgerald then leaves the building and walks off, down the rainy road*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 03:04:16 AM
 :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 03:42:30 AM
BTW if you havent figured it out. the blood is from kicking too much ass in Dead Rising 2 and Left 4 Dead 2  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 03:43:07 AM
I said that already.
Albeit differently. :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 03:44:10 AM
u just sed i play too much. i say i kicked too much ass  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 03:45:14 AM
Its the same thing basically. If you play four hours a day you eventually kick enough ass to get covered in that much blood.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 03:46:05 AM
who said it was 4 hours?  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 03:46:20 AM
What are you talking about?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 03:46:42 AM
the fact i kick too much zombie ass  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 03:47:01 AM
Or just play too much.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 03:47:41 AM
BOTH!  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 03:47:47 AM
*facepalm*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 03:49:40 AM
shut up or my sausage cat will kill you  :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 03:51:04 AM
You realize what he is right?
And your cat cant even find its own a$$
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 03:51:17 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fverydemotivational.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F02%2F129092786498235257.jpg&hash=11d7eb288b2b9cb762841ea206b71993ad4e5e44)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 03:51:53 AM
it is strechy. the cool thing is that now i have two cats  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 03:53:35 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 03:51:17 AM
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129092786498235257.jpg
Now what did I do?
EFF THIS!
*FIRES EVERY WHERE WITH FAMAS USING UP ITS MAGAZINE*
That did NOTHING! Eff four seconds of continious fire!
*Pulls out AA-12 and begins firing 120 round drum*
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 03:54:30 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 03:53:35 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 03:51:17 AM
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129092786498235257.jpg
Now what did I do?
EFF THIS!
*FIRES EVERY WHERE WITH FAMAS USING UP ITS MAGAZINE*
That did NOTHING! Eff four seconds of continious fire!
*Pulls out AA-12 and begins firing 120 round drum*
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Not you! Troll Cat.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 08, 2010, 03:54:41 AM
When constructing your own Captain Fitzgerald, remember that sanity is not included.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 03:54:49 AM
my sausage cat cant die. neither can i or my troll cat. and help me embeding problem. my links dont work and they are valid
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 08, 2010, 03:55:32 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 03:54:49 AM
my sausage cat cant die. neither can i or my troll cat. and help me embeding problem. my links dont work and they are valid
The hell.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 08, 2010, 03:56:06 AM
The fu*k.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 03:56:11 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 08, 2010, 03:55:32 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 03:54:49 AM
my sausage cat cant die. neither can i or my troll cat. and help me embeding problem. my links dont work and they are valid
The hell.....

This is not the hell I'm used to.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 03:56:34 AM
exactly. everybody got confused so i win. except fitz. he always wins against me. :[
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 03:57:11 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 08, 2010, 03:54:41 AM
When constructing your own Captain Fitzgerald, remember that sanity is not included.
*Glare*
Dont make me f**k you up man!
*Drops AA-12*
F**K! OWWW! Holding fire for that long almost broke my arms!!!
*Pulls out machete*
When in that video (you explained in too much detail) did it say it cant die?
*Stabs Sausage cat in face and watches its heart stop*
See? Only one cat per troll here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 03:57:45 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 03:57:11 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 08, 2010, 03:54:41 AM
When constructing your own Captain Fitzgerald, remember that sanity is not included.
*Glare*
Dont make me f**k you up man!
*Drops AA-12*
F**K! OWWW! Holding fire for that long almost broke my arms!!!
*Pulls out machete*
When in that video (you explained in too much detail) did it say it cant die?
*Stabs Sausage cat in face and watches its heart stop*
See? Only one cat per troll here.

F**K.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 08, 2010, 03:57:59 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 03:56:11 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 08, 2010, 03:55:32 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 03:54:49 AM
my sausage cat cant die. neither can i or my troll cat. and help me embeding problem. my links dont work and they are valid
The hell.....

This is not the hell I'm used to.
................
{Kicks him over to the ground} stop doing that your starting to annoy me!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 03:58:35 AM
NOOOOOOO!. oh well. it was my least favorite creation.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 03:58:41 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 08, 2010, 03:57:59 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 03:56:11 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 08, 2010, 03:55:32 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 03:54:49 AM
my sausage cat cant die. neither can i or my troll cat. and help me embeding problem. my links dont work and they are valid
The hell.....

This is not the hell I'm used to.
................
{Kicks him over to the ground} stop doing that your starting to annoy me!

What the f**k are you kicking me for?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 08, 2010, 03:59:40 AM
*Forces Fitz to watch Sanity Not Included without a pole up the hole*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:00:05 AM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! SANITY!!!!! f**k THE WORLD!!!!  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:00:32 AM
*Sits down and creates a table and tea*
Who wants to talk? Relax a bit no?
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 08, 2010, 03:59:40 AM
*Forces Fitz to watch Sanity Not Included without a pole up the hole*
RESIST!
*Throws Sweeper to the ground in front of him*
Ne lo intentes.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 08, 2010, 04:00:58 AM
YOU TOO?!?!?! FUUUUUCCCCKKK YEEAAAAAAAHH!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 08, 2010, 04:01:27 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 03:58:41 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 08, 2010, 03:57:59 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 03:56:11 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 08, 2010, 03:55:32 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 03:54:49 AM
my sausage cat cant die. neither can i or my troll cat. and help me embeding problem. my links dont work and they are valid
The hell.....

This is not the hell I'm used to.
................
{Kicks him over to the ground} stop doing that your starting to annoy me!

What the f**k are you kicking me for?!
Any time anyone mentions hell you mention your from it WE GET IT YOUR FROM HELL its not like I mention I am from space when people mention space... {Helps Ghost back up}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:01:46 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 08, 2010, 04:00:58 AM
YOU TOO?!?!?! FUUUUUCCCCKKK YEEAAAAAAAHH!!!
WOOOOOOOOH! he f**ked a bike.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:02:10 AM
*Sits down and turns up visor color to night vision*
Now televisions and computers wont show up well. I win.
Now who wants to talk?
*Turn his cup of tea into lemonade and drinks*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 08, 2010, 04:02:19 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:00:32 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 08, 2010, 03:59:40 AM
*Forces Fitz to watch Sanity Not Included without a pole up the hole*
RESIST!
*Throws Sweeper to the ground in front of him*
Ne lo intentes.
*Dusts self off*
Well sir-
*Writes something down on clipboard*
-the Space People will just have to keep on looking. Good day, sir.

Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:01:46 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 08, 2010, 04:00:58 AM
YOU TOO?!?!?! FUUUUUCCCCKKK YEEAAAAAAAHH!!!
WOOOOOOOOH! he f**ked a bike.  ;D
MOOOOOM! GETTIN HERE AND ACCEPT THIS DAMN E-MAIL!!!  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:03:04 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:02:10 AM
*Sits down and turns up visor color to night vision*
Now televisions and computers wont show up well. I win.
Now who wants to talk?
*Turn his cup of tea into lemonade and drinks*
*links visor to computer and plays sanity 13
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 08, 2010, 04:03:44 AM
Are you Dexter Gilligan and Lyle McDouchebag?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:04:08 AM
*Explodes*
I hope you realize you assaulted me first good sir.
It was self defense, and you shot a man in the head with no remorse.
Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:03:04 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:02:10 AM
*Sits down and turns up visor color to night vision*
Now televisions and computers wont show up well. I win.
Now who wants to talk?
*Turn his cup of tea into lemonade and drinks*
*links visor to computer and plays sanity 13
Do you even realize how a FFW visor works? It cant be hooked up to shiz. It has its own Fruking channel that cant be hacked.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:04:24 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 08, 2010, 04:02:19 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:00:32 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 08, 2010, 03:59:40 AM
*Forces Fitz to watch Sanity Not Included without a pole up the hole*
RESIST!
*Throws Sweeper to the ground in front of him*
Ne lo intentes.
*Dusts self off*
Well sir-
*Writes something down on clipboard*
-the Space People will just have to keep on looking. Good day, sir.

Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:01:46 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 08, 2010, 04:00:58 AM
YOU TOO?!?!?! FUUUUUCCCCKKK YEEAAAAAAAHH!!!
WOOOOOOOOH! he f**ked a bike.  ;D
MOOOOOM! GETTIN HERE AND ACCEPT THIS DAMN E-MAIL!!!  :D
CAN i have this candy? fjdaljgklgjgjsdgajgs OH MY GOD!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:04:51 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:04:08 AM
*Explodes*
I hope you realize you assaulted me first good sir.
It was self defense, and you shot a man in the head with no remorse.
Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:03:04 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:02:10 AM
*Sits down and turns up visor color to night vision*
Now televisions and computers wont show up well. I win.
Now who wants to talk?
*Turn his cup of tea into lemonade and drinks*
*links visor to computer and plays sanity 13
Do you even realize how a FFW visor works? It cant be hooked up to shiz. It has its own Fruking channel that cant be hacked.
anything is possible on teh intarwebz
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:05:29 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 08, 2010, 04:03:44 AM
Are you Dexter Gilligan and Lyle McDouchebag?
SAVE THE WORLD!!!  :o No.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 04:05:53 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:03:04 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:02:10 AM
*Sits down and turns up visor color to night vision*
Now televisions and computers wont show up well. I win.
Now who wants to talk?
*Turn his cup of tea into lemonade and drinks*
*links visor to computer and plays sanity 13

*facepalm*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 08, 2010, 04:06:19 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:04:08 AM
*Explodes*
I hope you realize you assaulted me first good sir.
It was self defense, and you shot a man in the head with no remorse.
Tell me again, when was that?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.battlestarwiki.org%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fd4%2FBrother_Cavil_Shades.jpg&hash=128d7d4836c0ecb78e2f8cb19ee83b2e89067f3e)

Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:05:29 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 08, 2010, 04:03:44 AM
Are you Dexter Gilligan and Lyle McDouchebag?
SAVE THE WORLD!!!  :o No.
BOOM! DICKSHOT!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 04:06:46 AM
Fail.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:08:06 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:05:29 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 08, 2010, 04:03:44 AM
Are you Dexter Gilligan and Lyle McDouchebag?
SAVE THE WORLD!!!  :o No.
BOOM! DICKSHOT!
[/quote]
new gps system. turn right. now. but ill fall off the cliff. TURN RIGHT NOW!! OKim sorry BLAAAAA muahaha!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:08:38 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 08, 2010, 04:06:19 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:04:08 AM
*Explodes*
I hope you realize you assaulted me first good sir.
It was self defense, and you shot a man in the head with no remorse.
Tell me again, when was that?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.battlestarwiki.org%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fd4%2FBrother_Cavil_Shades.jpg&hash=128d7d4836c0ecb78e2f8cb19ee83b2e89067f3e)

Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:05:29 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 08, 2010, 04:03:44 AM
Are you Dexter Gilligan and Lyle McDouchebag?
SAVE THE WORLD!!!  :o No.
BOOM! DICKSHOT!
You grabbed me and forced me to watch a video that I hate good sir and I threw you off without harming you.
Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:04:51 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:04:08 AM
*Explodes*
I hope you realize you assaulted me first good sir.
It was self defense, and you shot a man in the head with no remorse.
Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:03:04 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:02:10 AM
*Sits down and turns up visor color to night vision*
Now televisions and computers wont show up well. I win.
Now who wants to talk?
*Turn his cup of tea into lemonade and drinks*
*links visor to computer and plays sanity 13
Do you even realize how a FFW visor works? It cant be hooked up to shiz. It has its own Fruking channel that cant be hacked.
anything is possible on teh intarwebz
Well then.
*Pulls out 807 pounds of C4*
I think its time I brought this back out of my bag of tricks!
MUERTE A TODOS!
*Blows up all the C4 leaving a giant crater*
Whoo!
*Only Troll and his cat, Sweeper and me are still in the crater*
Oh come on Sweeps you gotta like my style! PQ and Ghost are in dammed orbit!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:10:04 AM
*Starts flying*  :o  ;D *pulls out phone and watches this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt1kWNImkxo
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:14:37 AM
*Throws 90 pounds of C4 and they stick to Troll and his cat*
Semper Fi Bi!ch!
*C4 explodes and sends them both into orbit*
I still have 300 pounds built up from not using these! WHOS NEXT!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:22:30 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:14:37 AM
*Throws 90 pounds of C4 and they stick to Troll and his cat*
Semper Fi Bi!ch!
*C4 explodes and sends them both into orbit*
I still have 300 pounds built up from not using these! WHOS NEXT!
gfsgfhjaghfjhagjhgajfh!!!!! *Flys back to crater*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:24:55 AM
*crater becomes bigger because of Troll and his cat crashing into it*
I think your cat swallowed a meteor, it looks sick.
*Cat blacks out*
Welp you have problems.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:25:44 AM
R.I.P Sausage Cat *flys to Fitz*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:27:38 AM
i meant the troll one.
*Looks at troll cat again, pokes it*
Seriously its out cold. I think its infected by the meteor. You should take it to that hospital over there.
*Points at hospital above the crater*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:28:25 AM
*Flies to Hospital* *comes out 2 sec. later with a lolipop and a fully energized troll cat on steroids*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:31:05 AM
*Troll cat blacks out from overdose*
Medicine dont work like that.
*Troll cat goes back in with Firz following*
Here just wait in this room, Ill call a vet.
*As he leaves the hallway*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1pyPY8w1TI
Best 200 pounds of C4 ive ever used!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:32:22 AM
*The cat cant die* *Hovers hand over the cat* *The cat comes back to full energized life*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:36:12 AM
That was a bad idea.
You see now your infected by the alien stuff too.
So your most likely going to die soon.
*Watches as cat stands up then falls over immediately*
Nope. Looks like he has an expiration date now.
*Scans cat with portable scanner*
7 hours.
*Laughs*
You are royally boned.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:36:45 AM
dude. im f**king invincible i cant die
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 08, 2010, 04:37:10 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:31:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1pyPY8w1TI
Truly one of the best explosions ever filmed. Fu*k Michael Bay, this is how you present them.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 08, 2010, 04:42:28 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:31:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1pyPY8w1TI
He looks great in a dress....
{Gets a stick and trys to look up the jokers dress}
its sad to admit I am worse then some males...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:44:01 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:36:45 AM
dude. im f**king invincible i cant die
Says you.
You haz three posts and not much going for you in a like factor.....
*Traps Troll and Cat in seperate bio control sound proof rooms with no air holes*
Well see this way, If you die in 6 hours its good. If you dont die in six hours its good.
*Isolates area and makes everyone leave*
Now lets all sit down and talk
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 08, 2010, 04:37:10 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:31:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1pyPY8w1TI
Truly one of the best explosions ever filmed. Fu*k Michael Bay, this is how you present them.
It really was. I cant believe the explosion didnt happen on set, his reaction was real, I wouldve been like wait, Holy hell!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:45:10 AM
*Teleports out of chamber* *bits fitz and gives alien infection to him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:47:24 AM
*Troll cat realizes it was a halusination*
You guys know what else is cool?
Chocolate milk. Its awesome.
*Looks at cage*
Im really happy that I made that cage resistant to powers. No way out.
*Twiddles thumbs*
So....
What are you guys doing for Halloween?
*PQ glares*
Oh yeah.... right.

*Awkward pause*
Ummm........... ANy suggestions for my comic?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 04:49:52 AM
leaves thread to play games
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 08, 2010, 04:53:48 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:47:24 AM
*Troll cat realizes it was a halusination*
You guys know what else is cool?
Chocolate milk. Its awesome.
*Looks at cage*
Im really happy that I made that cage resistant to powers. No way out.
*Twiddles thumbs*
So....
What are you guys doing for Halloween?
*PQ glares*
Oh yeah.... right.
*Awkward pause*
Ummm........... ANy suggestions for my comic?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi20.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb203%2FRex1986%2Fweps_baseball_bat_screen6aluminum.jpg&hash=f32834578618392f83bc2bb009c109c8f00cd3a9) {Beats your with that bat}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:55:51 AM
*Smiles*
Problem solved PQ
*Walks over to now asleep and offline trolls cage*
*scans it*
Well the infection just accelerated.
Since you have no one to vouch for you, you are about to "die" in the Pillow Fight thread.
Here are the rules.
SInce you are just starting and died with under ten posts in the other forums (I learned this the hard way from Bio Hazard) you must now wait a minumum of twenty days and 30 pages before returning and even then you must have a good plot, no more "Just cuz" excuses.
*Troll and cat stop breathing*
Ok time to incinerate the bodies
*Presses button and cage lights up with flames then stops and there is nothing left in etiher cage*
Done and done.
*Walks back to group*
So how are you guys doing?
Need more tea?
*Gets hit in head by bat*
ALrighty then. Ow! That hurts.... Even with the helmet.
*Sits down*
Now what?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 08, 2010, 11:18:28 AM
Ya' 'll nevah get moi!
*Attaches chainguns to arms and unleashes a hell of bullets upon the others*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 01:27:28 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 08, 2010, 11:18:28 AM
Ya' 'll nevah get moi!
*Attaches chainguns to arms and unleashes a hell of bullets upon the others*

That's my job.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 08, 2010, 02:16:50 PM
I have the contract sir.
*does the tongue with the inner jaw and flees*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 02:17:23 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 08, 2010, 02:16:50 PM
I have the contract sir.
*does the tongue with the inner jaw and flees*

I'M THE BOUNTY HUNTER!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 02:34:34 PM
*Teleports back into previous spot only to realize that the chamber has been moved due to plate tectonics* BTW i cant fukin die.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 02:35:43 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 08, 2010, 04:55:51 AM
*Smiles*
Problem solved PQ
*Walks over to now asleep and offline trolls cage*
*scans it*
Well the infection just accelerated.
Since you have no one to vouch for you, you are about to "die" in the Pillow Fight thread.
Here are the rules.
SInce you are just starting and died with under ten posts in the other forums (I learned this the hard way from Bio Hazard) you must now wait a minumum of twenty days and 30 pages before returning and even then you must have a good plot, no more "Just cuz" excuses.
*Troll and cat stop breathing*
Ok time to incinerate the bodies
*Presses button and cage lights up with flames then stops and there is nothing left in etiher cage*
Done and done.
*Walks back to group*
So how are you guys doing?
Need more tea?
*Gets hit in head by bat*
ALrighty then. Ow! That hurts.... Even with the helmet.
*Sits down*
Now what?
i left the thread man. you cant incinerate something that isnt there
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 08, 2010, 02:39:26 PM
whelp. i'm done here.

see you next Thursday. of course if the plane doesn't crash, the hotel doesn't burn, and the boat doesn't sink...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 02:42:39 PM
nice
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 08, 2010, 02:53:16 PM
or a combination of these events that would end in a Final destination scenario.


happened to me before.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 02:53:39 PM
and yet you lived. im not worried now.  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 08, 2010, 02:54:42 PM
Yep. I'll bring pictures.

has anyone here seen my backup toothbrush?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 03:02:34 PM
oh here it is *Piks up toothbrush from dirt* Wash it thouroughly  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 03:08:51 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fverydemotivational.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F02%2F129109514201248855.jpg&hash=2c3640a3616e0147e6c7c8d8e4aae489f61041da)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 08, 2010, 03:17:41 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 03:08:51 PM
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129109514201248855.jpg
at least it floats  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 03:25:15 PM
Not for long. ::)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 08, 2010, 03:28:12 PM
well, we will be navigating some channels so if anything happens we can just swim to a shore and freeze to death on land.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 03:30:30 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 08, 2010, 03:28:12 PM
well, we will be navigating some channels so if anything happens we can just swim to a shore and freeze to death on land.

F**k.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 08, 2010, 03:34:54 PM
*Creates Biomechanical fortress*
BUT YOU CANT ENTER IN IT
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 08, 2010, 03:38:08 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 08, 2010, 03:34:54 PM
*Creates Biomechanical fortress*
BUT YOU CANT ENTER IN IT

*facepalm*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 10, 2010, 12:47:43 AM
This thread is fail now :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 10, 2010, 12:54:21 AM
*Places hand on Fitz shoulder*

Theres no easy way to say this so I'm just gonna say it... I can't be asked to make as horror story, I was feeling it but, I just can't be asked.  :)

*Walks a bit then turns and says*

If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.  ;)

*Walks away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 10, 2010, 12:59:34 AM
Yeah I couldnt bring myself to make a good story too...
*Takes off helmet and kicks it away*
I think its time I leave here.... Theres no hope for a good story
*Begins walking away*
Too many alternating variables....
*Looks back*
Well theres two less now.
*Leaves thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 10, 2010, 01:11:41 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FDSCN3228.jpg&hash=95ca70f1d5623e49fb29e42a739db8337c721026)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0w1W5RGx9Q

*The End...?*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Oct 10, 2010, 01:41:13 AM
*walks into thread*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkkjJzsHQ4Q
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 10, 2010, 03:06:34 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Oct 10, 2010, 01:41:13 AM
*walks into thread*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkkjJzsHQ4Q

:o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 10, 2010, 03:11:51 AM
{Sits down and eats a pretzel}
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi163.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ft288%2Fgaiamelita%2F412424523_21d3228490.jpg&hash=5911aabb4fc36df63e839e3f9217b67df7b15cc4)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 10, 2010, 03:14:41 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 10, 2010, 03:11:51 AM
{Sits down and eats a pretzel}
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t288/gaiamelita/412424523_21d3228490.jpg

PRETZAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 10, 2010, 03:17:12 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi301.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn50%2FTheFulMetalAlchemist%2FEdwardElric11.jpg&hash=6668e3226a83ab83e4cb17c052af0c0ae0c04de7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 10, 2010, 03:19:13 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 10, 2010, 03:17:12 AM
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn50/TheFulMetalAlchemist/EdwardElric11.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fchzgifs.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F07%2Fyouknow_sg.gif&hash=46052da64ee8db88b13643c13381f2acd8b74929)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 10, 2010, 05:57:36 PM
Come on people, let's do chaos!
*Unleashes Terminator Army upon everything*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.echoesofenoch.com%2FTerminator%2520army.jpg&hash=6f605527f45e550bcee534e2c44c74a4cd44cf28)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 10, 2010, 06:44:05 PM
brrr... The cold... We are almost there. And we are out of snacks. Everything moving, wet and quiet. As always. The ferry will dock one more time and this will be my last contact. Then we will toast whisky on the ice fields. Best wishes from a tiny bed on deck 2.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 11, 2010, 10:12:18 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 10, 2010, 05:57:36 PM
Come on people, let's do chaos!
*Unleashes Terminator Army upon everything*
http://www.echoesofenoch.com/Terminator%20army.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fchzgifs.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F07%2Fyouknow_sg.gif&hash=46052da64ee8db88b13643c13381f2acd8b74929)

*Terminator army explodes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 11, 2010, 05:36:36 PM
Quote from: Rise of Abomination on Oct 11, 2010, 10:12:18 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 10, 2010, 05:57:36 PM
Come on people, let's do chaos!
*Unleashes Terminator Army upon everything*
http://www.echoesofenoch.com/Terminator%20army.jpg

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/youknow_sg.gif

*Terminator army explodes*

Look into my eyes!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 11, 2010, 06:33:25 PM
Look into my eyes! Even if I don't have any! *Stares*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 11, 2010, 10:01:57 PM
I read somewhere they do have eyes {Grabs OmegaZilla and opens his mouth} they are somewhere in your mouth....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 11, 2010, 10:03:45 PM
*Charges Terminators!*
"Rawr."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 11, 2010, 10:59:32 PM
To stop all the fighting I made PIE!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi241.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fff67%2Fbecky1829%2Fapple_pie.jpg&hash=9feae0d1396f0bab4cb73998ae80939ebd6fbf80)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 11, 2010, 11:03:33 PM
Delicous!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 11, 2010, 11:21:52 PM
*Pops head of the bushes*

Pie....?

*Jumps out dressed in tattered clothes and walks up to the pie*

PIE!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 12, 2010, 12:25:48 AM
Yes its apple with cinnamon.... {Sets the pie down on a tree stump, then uses her wrist blades to cut it} 
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 12, 2010, 12:27:21 AM
*Eats Lie before he can get to pie*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 12, 2010, 12:31:38 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi32.tinypic.com%2Fsykmjs.jpg&hash=b6c8e4a9c6c455ee93b0590369813ec3b48a60dc)

Nice try.  ;)

*Takes a slice of the pie, eats it then jumps back into the bushes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 12, 2010, 02:55:06 AM
Free loader ninja... not even a damn thank you...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 12, 2010, 03:08:22 AM
No pie?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 12, 2010, 03:10:29 AM
No, there pie he just took a slice.... if he wants to win me over he has to be more evil and psychotic {nibbles on a peice of pie} holy crap this came out great!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 12, 2010, 03:11:04 AM
Its a little cold.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 12, 2010, 03:12:07 AM
The pie? Then put it in a microwave!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 12, 2010, 03:13:23 AM
*warms pie with hand.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 12, 2010, 11:28:11 AM
*Just as GR finishes warming the pie, grabs it and eats it whole*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 12, 2010, 01:16:19 PM
*Angry face*  >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 12, 2010, 04:40:24 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 12, 2010, 11:28:11 AM
*Just as GR finishes warming the pie, grabs it and eats it whole*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fchzgifs.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F07%2Fyouknow_sg.gif&hash=46052da64ee8db88b13643c13381f2acd8b74929)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 12, 2010, 04:54:16 PM
Nom nom
uh?
Dunno what 'ya guys are angry abaht.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F24uw2du.png&hash=3e2477253314abc82c9b8720b786e05e0c72a9d1)
*Shrugs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 12, 2010, 04:59:23 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 12, 2010, 04:54:16 PM
Nom nom
uh?
Dunno what 'ya guys are angry abaht.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F24uw2du.png&hash=3e2477253314abc82c9b8720b786e05e0c72a9d1)
*Shrugs*

You took my pie.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 12, 2010, 05:05:00 PM
*as creme of the pie drips from mouth*
*Folds arms*
Ya gotz nah pr00f of that. ::)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 12, 2010, 05:07:42 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 12, 2010, 05:05:00 PM
*as creme of the pie drips from mouth*
*Folds arms*
Ya gotz nah pr00f of that. ::)

I will send my pet after you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 12, 2010, 08:26:55 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 12, 2010, 04:54:16 PM
Nom nom
uh?
Dunno what 'ya guys are angry abaht.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F24uw2du.png&hash=3e2477253314abc82c9b8720b786e05e0c72a9d1)
*Shrugs*
{Coughs a hacks somthing up before running after OmegaZilla}
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyC9o2JRqN0
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 12, 2010, 08:39:10 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 12, 2010, 08:26:55 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 12, 2010, 04:54:16 PM
Nom nom
uh?
Dunno what 'ya guys are angry abaht.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F24uw2du.png&hash=3e2477253314abc82c9b8720b786e05e0c72a9d1)
*Shrugs*
{Coughs a hacks somthing up before running after OmegaZilla}
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyC9o2JRqN0

:o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Kataclysmic Kaos on Oct 12, 2010, 08:53:00 PM
 :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 12, 2010, 08:53:20 PM
I new threat! :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 13, 2010, 10:53:17 AM
Ya'll never get moi!
Oh, my ride is waiting!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.scifistation.com%2Fimages%2Facme_models%2Fvermi_crawl.jpgb&hash=22586665b92c2ed8601360e5c96809a65da1308b)
*Jumps on Vermithrax's back and flies away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 13, 2010, 02:49:27 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 13, 2010, 10:53:17 AM
Ya'll never get moi!
Oh, my ride is waiting!
http://www.scifistation.com/images/acme_models/vermi_crawl.jpgb
*Jumps on Vermithrax's back and flies away*

*gets on motorcycle and drives on the air after Omegazilla.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 13, 2010, 10:53:41 PM
ive been hearing things from fitz that i should leave this thread cuz people say im annoying. well. im not just gonna leave the thread, i will leave the website. goodbye
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 13, 2010, 10:54:53 PM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 13, 2010, 10:53:41 PM
ive been hearing things from fitz that i should leave this thread cuz people say im annoying. well. im not just gonna leave the thread, i will leave the website. goodbye

Why leave? Come on stay. Please?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 13, 2010, 10:56:31 PM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 13, 2010, 10:53:41 PM
ive been hearing things from fitz that i should leave this thread cuz people say im annoying. well. im not just gonna leave the thread, i will leave the website. goodbye
What? Your not annoying. Your good at pillowfighting.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 13, 2010, 10:57:04 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 13, 2010, 10:54:53 PM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 13, 2010, 10:53:41 PM
ive been hearing things from fitz that i should leave this thread cuz people say im annoying. well. im not just gonna leave the thread, i will leave the website. goodbye

Why leave? Come on stay. Please?
maybe.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 13, 2010, 10:57:45 PM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 13, 2010, 10:57:04 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 13, 2010, 10:54:53 PM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 13, 2010, 10:53:41 PM
ive been hearing things from fitz that i should leave this thread cuz people say im annoying. well. im not just gonna leave the thread, i will leave the website. goodbye

Why leave? Come on stay. Please?
maybe.

I think that you're awesome at this stuff. ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 13, 2010, 10:58:01 PM
*Grabs troll cat and holds him*
"You must stay!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 13, 2010, 10:58:35 PM
Indeed you must!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 13, 2010, 10:59:30 PM
"Or the universe will implode!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 13, 2010, 10:59:45 PM
i will come back in a couple of days or so after i make my decision.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 13, 2010, 11:00:00 PM
Chaos will ensue!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 13, 2010, 11:02:21 PM
"God help us. God help us all."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 13, 2010, 11:05:07 PM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 13, 2010, 10:53:41 PM
ive been hearing things from fitz that i should leave this thread cuz people say im annoying. well. im not just gonna leave the thread, i will leave the website. goodbye

*Walks into the theard and over hears*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

*Everyone turns and stares at me with their "WTF Face"*

:-[

Hi  :D

Troll Cat you can't leave, your like the little random dude thats somehow an, Ultimate Weapon!!! And plus without you Mini Me has no purpose.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 13, 2010, 11:08:01 PM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 13, 2010, 11:05:07 PM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 13, 2010, 10:53:41 PM
ive been hearing things from fitz that i should leave this thread cuz people say im annoying. well. im not just gonna leave the thread, i will leave the website. goodbye

*Walks into the theard and over hears*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

*Everyone turns and stares at me with their "WTF Face"*

:-[

Hi  :D

Troll Cat you can't leave, your like the little random dude thats somehow an, Ultimate Weapon!!! And plus without you Mini Me has no purpose.



Its out of our hands now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 13, 2010, 11:14:25 PM
What'd you say! >:(

*Roundhouse kick Ghost's then jumps on his bike and drives it off the edge of a cliff jumping off at the last moment*

How do you like them Apples!  >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 13, 2010, 11:15:25 PM
"I like caramel apples."
*Chases after Lie for his apples*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 13, 2010, 11:17:14 PM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 13, 2010, 11:14:25 PM
What'd you say! >:(

*Roundhouse kick Ghost's then jumps on his bike and drives it off the edge of a cliff jumping off at the last moment*

How do you like them Apples!  >:(

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcineclub.de%2Fimages%2F2007%2F02%2Fghost-rider-8.jpg&hash=8117d35bf0ddb83d20e298c2421e703b14e99e49)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 13, 2010, 11:20:30 PM
*Fly kicks Ghost's in head knocking him to the ground*

That's for showing me an image I can't see!  >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 13, 2010, 11:22:38 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fscene360.com%2Fwp-content%2Fthemes%2Fsite%2Fuploads%2Freview_ghostrider_01.jpg&hash=9c8260bc20954d13caea514a6e83a0e9626a7fc8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 13, 2010, 11:29:47 PM
*Gets hit in the face and is sent flying down the cliff*

I can't beleive I have to say this to use this power...  :-\

*Sighs the yells*

GIVE ME STRENGTH!

*Suddenly a bright light flashes, Ghost looks down to see where the light is coming from*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc07.deviantart.com%2Ffs27%2Fi%2F2008%2F102%2Ff%2F7%2FKingdom_Hearts_Sasuke_Colors_by_arvalis.jpg&hash=be5cc9cbb620294a3c000cc709e0bcd19f70be56)

Sup.  :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 13, 2010, 11:33:43 PM
*Jumps off the cliff toward Lie screaming Apples.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 13, 2010, 11:34:14 PM
I'm not afraid.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.coventrytelegraph.net%2Fthegeekfiles%2FGhost%2520Rider%2520leathers.jpg&hash=e08688ad64924eb59b3311c6c8eb884a3d5320f3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 13, 2010, 11:45:32 PM
*Simply glides to one side dodging Shobi*

Enjoy them apples.  ;)

*turns to Ghost*

Why don't you join him.

*Destroy the front part of the cliff causing Ghost to fall*

:P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 13, 2010, 11:48:08 PM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 13, 2010, 11:45:32 PM
*Simply glides to one side dodging Shobi*

Enjoy them apples.  ;)

*turns to Ghost*

Why don't you join him.

*Destroy the front part of the cliff causing Ghost to fall*

:P

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdisinfo.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F08%2FGhostRider.jpg&hash=52c005bc59ad1057dc4f4e82f87a8caf35515f33)

Nice try.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 13, 2010, 11:49:50 PM
*Hits the bottom of the canyon*
"Ouch!"
*Finds a cave that takes him to a lost world*
"Woah"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 13, 2010, 11:55:08 PM
*Looks down at Shobi then turns to Ghost*

Just how fast is the Ghost Rider?  :P

*Flys down at high speed*

I bet his not faster than me!

*Flys into the lost world*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 13, 2010, 11:57:37 PM
*follows everyone to the lost world.*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Framascreen.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F09%2Fghostrider.jpg&hash=dfef60a946ef9c097a9edbfb92dd926a82451cdc)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 14, 2010, 12:03:02 AM
What are we look at Shobi?

*Sees Ghost entering the realm and flys around him like a fairly saying*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duRO3noyAKU
((Word of warning after listerning to this video for more 2 mintues it does start to hurt))
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 14, 2010, 12:06:54 AM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 14, 2010, 12:03:02 AM
What are we look at Shobi?

*Sees Ghost entering the realm and flys around him like a fairly saying*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duRO3noyAKU
((Word of warning after listerning to this video for more 2 mintues it does start to hurt))

*looks at Lie.*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comicbookmovie.com%2Fimages%2Fuploads%2Fghost-rider-2.jpg&hash=5d7a6e61449ede0221d62789c1a09f562650b495)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 14, 2010, 12:48:25 AM
{Was picking pumpkins from a pumpkin patch}
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi127.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fp132%2Fwonderingcreature%2FNBXmasWallpaper_Pumpkin_Patch__by_e.jpg&hash=52488f5691022ad93c1a295fb806ef1f2237e615)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 14, 2010, 01:10:35 AM
*Gets to end of cave to see jungles inhabbited by dinosaurs.*
*Happy Face*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 14, 2010, 02:17:49 AM
*stops.*

Its a different world now.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.reelcomix.com%2Falbums%2FGhost_Rider%2FGhostRider-10.jpg&hash=041b8bce19d5e28f820699e517ceb8dca20b7661)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 14, 2010, 11:49:40 AM
Yippieeeee
*Jumps out of Vermithrax's back and lands on the Lost World*
Um... hai guys?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 14, 2010, 01:04:02 PM
Hi.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comicbookmovie.com%2Fimages%2Fusers%2Fuploads%2F16352%2Fghost_rider.jpg&hash=e26f2e801feab2afa9475dcc17240f9605b2d6e6)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 14, 2010, 03:56:56 PM
*The cave we entered in convenently caves-in after everyones out of it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 14, 2010, 05:09:09 PM
*stares at the cave.*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffusedfilm.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F01%2Fghostrider-31.jpg&hash=e1d60afc520ae380369a8f01ae8a589631379cb8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 14, 2010, 06:28:04 PM
A Raptor group!
*Grabs a Raptor by the tail and rams it against another*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 14, 2010, 06:37:45 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comicbooknews.us%2FIMGs%2FGhostRider22Cover.jpg&hash=d9cb583b9c790e179da423d597456f2868c4971e)

TAKE THAT LIZARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 14, 2010, 08:25:28 PM
Hey guys.

want to see some pictures i took?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 16, 2010, 06:23:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iUeFGPWHz0
GUESS WHO'S BACK BI*CHES!
*Begins to dance around*
I AM IN A REALLY BACK F**KING BAD MOOD!
SO GET HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS!
ALL AGAINST ME!
KILL ME? WELL WE WILL SEE!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn5.thefirearmsblog.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F11%2Fimg265-273-foto828vx8.jpg&hash=7b38da6edd84f327ce18fff5bd9765ed593b2cf5)
CUZ I THINK....
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YOU WILL HAVE A VERY BIG PROBLEM WITH ME!!!
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SO F**K YOU AND F**K ME!!!!
*Begins firing explosive rounds from a turret*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flewis184.home.mchsi.com%2Fimages%2Fm39-188.jpg&hash=4e9defde0f1b1d9b763f1bf9e24dd7dd2a09478b)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNKv_nrTIeI
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 16, 2010, 07:57:33 AM
I'M BACK MOTHERF**KERS!
*Fires with Arm Chainguns*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 16, 2010, 01:24:47 PM
*Fires explosives at Omega Zilla*
DIE DIE DIE!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 16, 2010, 01:54:15 PM
*turns the stereo Playing Linkin Park off*

shame.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 16, 2010, 01:57:05 PM
What man, don't do that again.
*Blows Acheronsis' head off and turns the stereo with Linkin Park on again*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 16, 2010, 01:59:30 PM
*switches the CD*

you play by the rules young man. Godzilla doesn't have a gun to blow heads off with. you stomp and crush things.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TOlj30zc7I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkY0jWF2CzA
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 16, 2010, 02:04:21 PM
Breaking news man....

*Grabs Acheronsis' head with hands*

I ain't a Godzilla.
*Headbites Acheronsis*

*Cleans mouth*
Not for now at least.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 16, 2010, 02:06:24 PM
*takes broken helmet off^*

now now you are an alien.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 16, 2010, 02:44:13 PM
*Attacks Chupa*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 16, 2010, 02:50:33 PM
*kicks door open* What's good, son????? *whips out dual desert eagles and starts shooting the place up.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 16, 2010, 02:54:08 PM
*Gets hit by bullets cause hes a goldblumasouras-rex.*
*Charges Kiba and roars*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 16, 2010, 03:06:39 PM
*runs while shooting, completely runs out of clips. Pulls out an ACR and jumps on goldblumasaurus rex's back and starts emptying it into it's head. Runs out, pulls out machete, starts stabbing in eye.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 16, 2010, 03:10:16 PM
*Grows into something else*
IM A FOOKING BALROG MOtHERFOOKERS
*Roars*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg708.imageshack.us%2Fimg708%2F6384%2Fvlcsnap2010041018h05m18.png&hash=c098e96a32fc69c1610572198d7c17cae9099a8b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Oct 16, 2010, 03:15:07 PM
geez, quite abit of s**t has hapened since i've been gone, oh well,
* brings out a missle launcher and fires at nearby mcdonalds*
I've always wanted to do that
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 16, 2010, 03:16:55 PM
*takes out TAR-21, shoots in both OZ's eyes, effectively blinding. Dives between legs and does a vertical cut into the spinal column with machete*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 16, 2010, 03:17:33 PM
*Grabs KIBA by the neck as he runs into me*

you stop that shit. Omega has no eyes.

*knocks him unconscious*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 16, 2010, 03:21:25 PM
*Wraps whip around Kiba's head and strangles him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 16, 2010, 03:23:18 PM
Ouch!

*as Omega's tail takes Kiba away he cuts my hands across*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 16, 2010, 03:24:10 PM
*cuts whip with machete*
*gets up, sneaks behind chupa. Slits throat with machete. Blood spills everywhere*
what can I say? It's a habit.
*chupa crumples to ground*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 16, 2010, 03:25:44 PM
*Whip regrows*
Then I shall use something else.
4 teh lulz.
*Unfolds Hell Sword from case*
Here ya go motherf**kers! *Slashes Kiba vertically and watches as the burned halves fall to the ground*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 16, 2010, 03:29:49 PM
just one of my many clones.  ;)
*real self comes with impenetrable body armor carrying a big gatling gun like it was a toy. Obliterates OZ leaving behind only chunks.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 16, 2010, 03:31:33 PM

*Regrows from chunks and puts on TRUTHINGS (R) visor and localizes real Kiba*
I got ya bitch! *Slashes Kiba and all his clones' head with a single Sword strike*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 16, 2010, 03:31:53 PM
*gets up like nothing*

see this is why you should pay attention kid. i'm a T-1000. i cannot bleed out. i have no blood. and you made the worst mistake in a pillowfight: going against everyone alone.

*takes down the rest clones with suppressive fire*

You're covered Omega! go rape his anus!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 16, 2010, 03:39:41 PM
*punches into omegas throat, rips it out. Blows head to peices with shotgun*
didn't really mention how multiple my clones are...
*1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 clones teleport behind
. Clones overwhelm omega and chupa beheads chupa.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 16, 2010, 03:43:25 PM
Thats Very overpowered.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 16, 2010, 03:49:13 PM
*Erupts from the Ground*
*Blazing eyes glow*
You guys... go away. *Teleports Shobi and Acheronsis elsewhere*
OMEGA INFERNO!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.dreamstime.com%2Fthumblarge_296%2F12179750505a9758.jpg&hash=b8d17144d3c74ceea6db7c6f54fb91ef5bfeb596)
*Everything in a 500 miles range is instantly incinerated*
I've gotcha ya motherf**ker didn't I... uh? *notices something squirming on the ground along with the incinerated remains*
*Grabs Kiba, now a half-burned being, by the neck*
Oh ya survived didn't ya? *Blazes eyes and decapitates Kiba*
*Head flies over, lands and rolls on the ground, eyes glow*
Oh, not this time. *Crushes Kiba's head*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 16, 2010, 03:51:01 PM
*is teleported and sees explosion in the distance.*
"Woah."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 16, 2010, 04:07:55 PM
you have NO IDEA WHAT POWER YOU TOY WITH!!!!
DESTROYER OBLITERATION!!!!!!!!!
*beam wipes OZ out down to his last atom*
and to make sure you STAY dead this time-
*jumps onto battleship to fly away. Drops 10 atomic bombs down on the site of OZ's destruction.*
the hostile radiation particles keep any life from forming itself! I will only erase the particles and rebuild your body if you join ME!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 16, 2010, 04:11:12 PM
"I will save you OZ!"
*Sends dinosaur lazor army that looks something like this.*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi51.tinypic.com%2F1r1zcp.jpg&hash=21d6984e5b0e1ffc1cb81489e0e1ff2f8b512e87)
"The controller of dinosaurs will save you!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 16, 2010, 04:13:35 PM
Didn't I crush your head already?! Well, before or after it's gonna happen. *Regrows*
*Crushes Kiba's ribs with a fiery punch and rams him to the ground*
*Fiery tongue springs out and twitches*
Not gonna learn are we?
*Crushes Kiba's head with mighty fiery foot as green, glowing blood splashes on the place*
*Grabs bloody body and tears chunks of flesh from it, and then throws it into the atmosphere*

*As the fiery jaws drip glowing blood* Shobi, wasn't there some kind of civilization that worshipped you?
That'd come in handy.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 16, 2010, 04:14:56 PM
"I cant teleport them from there planet though!"
"You have to teleport them here."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 16, 2010, 04:16:09 PM
*Grabs Shobidoo by the back and covers him and self with fiery wings, and then teleports*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cydonian.com%2Fphotos%2Fdata%2Fmedia%2F195%2Fstargate_pyr.jpg&hash=0d2fd94b3a1c69fcc39863c487d75dd17306fb76)
We've arrived I guess. There's the city we have visited last time over there.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 16, 2010, 04:56:12 PM
*the thing absorbs Kiba*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 16, 2010, 04:59:49 PM
*controls thing*
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Now you can't kill Me no matter how hard you try!!!!!!!!
*appears behind OZ and shobidoo*
Now DIE!!!!!
*rips both spines out and crushes remains into juice.vaccuums juice up. Gives to jabba the hutt to keep those little creatures in.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 16, 2010, 05:03:15 PM
*takes the toys away from Kiba*

enough!

*he cries like the baby he is*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 16, 2010, 05:07:49 PM
*takes toys back, while playing, tentacle comes out of back and squeezes chupas head off.*
tehe
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 16, 2010, 05:14:47 PM
*Fwoop*

(sorry Space)

kicks Kiba in the ass so hard my foot gets stuck*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 16, 2010, 05:17:46 PM
Oh, you are just the WORST kind of person.
*Kills chupa with a fist through the chest*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 16, 2010, 05:24:55 PM
*doesn't die as no critical organs were hit*

MY FOOT IS STILL STUCK IN YOUR ANUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*limps around behind Kiba flailing arms trying not to fall down*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 16, 2010, 06:39:59 PM
*Exactly 501 and one miles from the Omega Zilla explosion*
Great more overpowered retards who think they can do anything and can get away with "I NO DIE CUZ I NO DIE!"
My Whole weapons thingy was actually gonna lead up to a story, but now I see why I left this place.
*Pulls out Molotov and match*
So you know what?
*Throws Molotov at Kiba*
F**K ALL OF YOU!
*Kiba explodes into a burst of flames and dies as Fitzgerald leaves the thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 16, 2010, 07:03:02 PM
Kiba is creepy with his toys... o_O
-Wanna do an Alliance Fitzgerald?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 16, 2010, 07:05:35 PM
Only if I get to weaponize you.
And no, I wont make you a slow ass Xenoborg.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 16, 2010, 07:07:28 PM
You can haz copy.
*Cuts arm off*
*Arm twitches, writhes and begins to grow an exact copy of myself*
You shall weaponize da new me... It is under my mind control however.
I call alliance!
I offer Lemonade too. *Hands Fitzgerald a glass of Lemonade*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 16, 2010, 07:16:17 PM
Deal.
*Sips Lemonade and watches it refill itself*
WIN!
Now let me take the clone to my lab....
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_kwha09ssr11qzy1xho1_250.jpg&hash=67120e01d6551ecff48c6a3a992bb2034420ef9d)
Ok so these were the original results....
*Sips Lemonade*
So if we can make it slimmer and faster, take away the death spot on its face......
Lets see.....
(Too lazy to draw one, just imagine an alien covered in metal and guns but still sleek and fast)
Yes this design works....
Now I shall call in some special reinforcements.
*Sips Lemonade*
Hello? Yes today we complete our arrangement.
Get here now please.
*Explosion is heard and someone knocks on the door*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.gawker.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2Fio9%2F2009%2F10%2FGirxeno.jpg&hash=4d0be8a380791978a3fb9cabec01222030ac8bc3)
Good. To war then OZ.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 16, 2010, 07:18:49 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 16, 2010, 05:14:47 PM
*Fwoop*

(sorry Space)

Oh, that's quite alright. :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 16, 2010, 10:20:46 PM
*tears cpt fitz's face off.*
YOU CANT KILL ME!!!!!! I HAVE FUSED WITH THE THIIIIIING...
*eats omegazilla's head while fitz dies writhing on the ground.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 16, 2010, 10:30:36 PM
Ok you over powered noob.
Heres some problems.
One in the thread cannon I left the thread.
Also the thing dies with fire.
Thus the Molotov.
Thus the KILL IT WITH FIRE, TORCH IT and other such quotes.
Three, you cant effing control the Thing, whats wrong with you.
Also I have no effing face anymore. Eventually you get some scars in this thread.
And now some rules
1. If you die you die.
2. You can only be reborn on your own after 5 pages at least.
3. If a member dies when they have under ten posts then he/she must wait at least 25 pages and then only come back with a very good plot twist.
4. If you have someone to vouch for you they can bring you back with some good plot.
5. You cannot control other members unless its incredibly basic.
Ok dude? I want this thread to live not just be effing random fighting.
Ive been here almost 150 pages so please
OBEY THE RULEZ
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 16, 2010, 10:35:45 PM
*AFK mode talking*

on a side note, you should also worry that my now dead body is still attached to your ass... might wanna see a proctologist.

and fitz, 5 pages? make that 3.

there is no real limit on what powers or objects or flawed logic you can use, but you can't just pull them out of your ass, like the doctor said.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 16, 2010, 10:41:54 PM
Fine five pages.
But the twenty five page rule stays.
*Looks at sky and shakes fist*
DAMN YOU BIO-HAZARD!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 16, 2010, 10:45:24 PM
did you make this thread? NERP
do you make the rules? NERP
I shall shoot you in the face WITH THE GUN SIDEWAYS!!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthebsreport.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F12%2Fthug_sideways_pistol_aim.jpg&hash=329e58e3abdc7689620d12365ee03c524bbdbd07)
what do you mean biohazard?????
*finally pulls chupas foot out of my ass shoots fitz with the gun sideways in the head*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 16, 2010, 10:47:30 PM
*Bullet bounces off of bare skull*
Are you trying to piss me off?
And the maker of this thread barely comes here anymore.
Seriously man come on. Also sideways? Go ahead and try unbreaking your damn arm.
And what type of gun man? Seriously not all guns are deathmachines.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 16, 2010, 10:52:21 PM
*pulls out TAR-21 assault rifle for one hand*
[img width=600 height=323]
*pulls out ACR assault rifle for other*
[img width=600 height=255]
*walks up to fitzgerald and turns him into a pile of mangled flesh*
That REAL enough for you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 16, 2010, 10:54:10 PM
thats it. Fitz, you have my cellphone. call the airstrike.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 16, 2010, 10:55:59 PM
nu uh uh!!!!
*quickly grapples into airship, blasts away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 16, 2010, 10:58:06 PM
and now you are freefalling. good job, keep half-assing through. you are no deadpool, we already have one.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 16, 2010, 11:00:03 PM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 16, 2010, 10:52:21 PM
*pulls out TAR-21 assault rifle for one hand*
[img width=600 height=323]
*pulls out ACR assault rifle for other*
[img width=600 height=255]
*walks up to fitzgerald and turns him into a pile of mangled flesh*
That REAL enough for you?
No. An assault rifle would tear your arm off and you only know those names cuz of Call of Duty dont you?
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 16, 2010, 10:54:10 PM
thats it. Fitz, you have my cellphone. call the airstrike.
Yeah I agree.
*Dials number and holds Kiba down*
Id like to inform you that Im a star child demon effectively 8 feet tall and have no face.
You have no chance of escaping and Im also a sort of god, thats what a star child is; Go read 2001 a Space Odyssey.
*Bombs fall down on both of them and the explosions go on for several seconds then the smoke clears*
There.
*In front of Fitz are piles of blood and a few remnants of flesh*
Now what Chupa?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 16, 2010, 11:06:06 PM
that was one of my clones. Right now I am in an escape pod thousands of miles away. I have more power than you can even comprehend. But I can't tell you why. Oh god I wish I could. I will PM you and tell you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 16, 2010, 11:07:51 PM
*Face palms*
So Acheronsis
Ya feel like calling in the orbital firing system or just going to get him?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 16, 2010, 11:10:14 PM
*teleports behind fitz*
NOT NEEDED
*kills fitz by vertical bisection lays down an IMPENETRABLE Forcefield*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 16, 2010, 11:14:06 PM
*Upper half sighs*
Wow. Do you even realize what a star child is? I mean at least effiing google it.
*Lower half that stayed standing inside of the forcefield and kicks Kiba in the balls*
Now stop insulting the memory of the banned before I actually have to fight back.
You wont like that.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 16, 2010, 11:17:00 PM
Fitz, i am dead.

just trow a burrito at his forcefield, it could collapse on him disintegrating him just smothering him to death.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 16, 2010, 11:18:31 PM
I swear to god I'm telling the truth!
*jumps up and throws grenades*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 16, 2010, 11:21:02 PM
*Lower half performs a flying jumb side kick into Kibas balls*
(Upper half)
Those grenades tickled. Eventually you wont be a man any more.
And then I will use the burrito.
>:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 16, 2010, 11:24:27 PM
I'm sorry, did you flick me? Hmph...
*kicks lower half back in the balls, lands and embeds a sword blessed by ares, god of war. effectively killing him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 16, 2010, 11:30:12 PM
Uh huh so....
Again star effing child!
I exist everywhere at any effing time in every effing form in every effing universe.
At least google it.
And um again the flesh was burnt from my body long ago. You just kicked bone.
I feel like playing this fair...
*Upper body turns to dust and reforms on lower half*
Ok ima fight back now.
*Pulls out French Famas G-1 model and sets it to single fire mode*
Bye bye.
*Shoots Kiba directly between the eyes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 16, 2010, 11:34:01 PM
*bullet bounces off*
*pulls out dual desert eagles*
fine, you want a gunfight??????
*billions and billions of clones appear behind me with at least one automatic gun each*
and there's more coming...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 16, 2010, 11:46:07 PM
Ok so first off Desert Eagles are effing hunting guns. They have very horrible accuracy and amazing kickback. You just broke your own arms and probably smashed them into your face.
*Sets Famas to auto and fires at all the clones repeatedly switching magazines.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 16, 2010, 11:49:55 PM
{Looks two KIBA918} who is the new guy?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 16, 2010, 11:51:33 PM
I could say but hed probably flame me.
Just kill him.
*Throws Famas down on ground and pulls out a Famas G-1 commando sub machine gun and shoots all of the clones*
Next wave please.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 16, 2010, 11:51:59 PM
*pulls out P90*
COME ON, THEN!!!!! Oh, yeah and you seem to forget that there are billions of us. You will die of old age before you kill us all.
*billions of clones overwhelm fitz*
hi, queenie.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 16, 2010, 11:54:28 PM
C4 bitches
*Explosion destroys clones surrounding him and allows him to shoot more of the oncoming clones*
Do me a favor and please google Star Child, I dont age.
*Pulls out AA-12 with fragmentation rounds and 120 round drum then begins firing into the crowd*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 16, 2010, 11:57:04 PM
I don't care what the hell you are! I'm going to kill you!
*Billions and billions and billions of clone keep coming. Shoots fitz with P90 while clones attack*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 16, 2010, 11:59:01 PM
*Bullets go straight through Fitzgerald*
I CANT EVEN FEEL PAIN DUDE! I CANNOT DIE!
*Loads a new drum into AA-12*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 17, 2010, 12:01:35 AM
well neither can I.
*pulls clones back approaches fitz*
It appears we are at a stalemate...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 12:04:25 AM
*Puts gun down*
Yes it does. But I have an idea.
*Pulls out combat knife and ground rises out from under him and hangs from a sphere in the air creating an arena*
PQ want to be a referee? *Turns to Kiba* Hand to hand and knife battle.
First one to fall off the arena wins.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 17, 2010, 12:07:17 AM
pffft. you are both cowadoody kids. maybe CS, but that doesn't matter. and no, no American Gladiators now.

*radio*
Pontiac kilo come in. requesting drop on coordinates: Reply #4-9-6-2. white phosphorus, Cluster, and regular gun runs. mow Em down

-Roger that. ETA.... 10 minutes.

queen, you might want to stand back.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ct.gov%2Fmil%2Flib%2Fmil%2Fpictures%2FA10s.jpg&hash=e769a376a57d1b64b42b2a3bba92fb3e8d420ef4)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 17, 2010, 12:10:51 AM
fine...ill kill you and get out of range of the bomb!
*pulls out machete lengthy combat ensues. Knocks fitz off. Calls ship. Ship picks up KIBA. Shoots away getting out of range of the bombs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 12:14:34 AM
*Cracks neck*
Ill hold im.
*Shoots down ship*
Not so easy dude.
*Charges Kiba and knocks him over the breaks his back and throws him down*
Heh heh
*Punches Kiba in face and then repeatedly kicks him in the balls for 9 minutes until he coughs up blood*
Ok Game over
*Grabs Kiba by the leg and hold him up in the air as the bombs drop*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 17, 2010, 12:18:05 AM
*A-10 strafes*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eD_Lo61rAw

*then drops the Cluster bombs*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q0Ulciz6fE

*then the white phosphorus*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTnVGko2eC4

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 17, 2010, 12:22:28 AM
*is virtually unscathed. uses legs to break fitz's arm, performs 10 minute combo of punches and kicks to fitz face, neck, and balls. Fitz coughs up bile, blood and puke. Punches into fitzs stomach, breaks spine, pulls out intestines wraps them around neck and crushes neck. Rips out windpipe and stabs fitz in the eye with it. Punches and kicks fitz another 10 minutes pulls skull off of spine and out of skin. Crushes skull*
I never said it'd be easy. I just knew it'd be fun.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 17, 2010, 12:24:37 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PjPwBErCXU

just die  >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 12:25:42 AM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 17, 2010, 12:22:28 AM
*is virtually unscathed. uses legs to break fitz's arm, performs 10 minute combo of punches and kicks to fitz face, neck, and balls. Fitz coughs up bile, blood and puke. Punches into fitzs stomach, breaks spine, pulls out intestines wraps them around neck and crushes neck. Rips out windpipe and stabs fitz in the eye with it. Punches and kicks fitz another 10 minutes pulls skull off of spine and out of skin. Crushes skull*
I never said it'd be easy. I just knew it'd be fun.
No skin, no organs, no eyes, no nothing in me.
You fail at remembering stuff dude.
*Punches Kiba in face causing him to disintegrate from the damage done by the bombings*
Oh come on
*Kiba reforms*
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 17, 2010, 12:24:37 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PjPwBErCXU

just die  >:(
*Nothing rises from the ashes*
FINALLY
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 17, 2010, 12:28:04 AM
you can't kill me. I keep telling you.
*rises from ashes*
ok, so if you are so immaterial, how can you punch me?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 12:29:58 AM
I canbe any state of matter at any time.
In fact I think Ill just choke you.
*Creates Liquid clone that goes into Kibas lungs, not killing him but just keeping him down*
NOW CHUPA! USE THE BURRITO!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 17, 2010, 12:35:25 AM
*heats up throat, turning liquid into gas. Exhales*
the reason you can't kill me is because I am a genetically altered military experiment. I can manipulate any part of my body any way I want to, I don't age, I don't weaken, I don't tire. I can go on forever. I can increase my strength to any degree I desire, same with speed, and my wounds heal almost instantaneously.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 12:39:17 AM
I am exactly the same.... Just not military created.
*Teleports Kiba to the sun*
Ok he will take quite a while to get here....
*Pulls out Famas G-2 sniper*
We have to kill Lie now!
He'll just ruin all of our stories and turn them into goth anime romances.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 17, 2010, 12:41:36 AM
*teleports back*
I'll help kill him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 12:44:07 AM
Lead him into a trap then, Ill trust you for now since you seem to stop wanting to kill me.
Ill stay here and set up a nest just try and lead him into my shot.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kepi.cncplusplus.com%2Fimages%2FSnipers%2FMisc%2FMisc_11.jpg&hash=1ad7deececa384858bfbef7e70c005e3fcf548fa)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 17, 2010, 12:47:09 AM
*enters thread, looks into sky*

Well, f**k.

*leaves thread*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zvCUmeoHpw
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Oct 17, 2010, 12:49:42 AM
There's still a chance!

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 17, 2010, 12:53:20 AM
what?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Oct 17, 2010, 12:55:05 AM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 17, 2010, 12:53:20 AM
what?

Bruce Willis could save us all from the asteroid.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 17, 2010, 12:56:19 AM
ah...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 03:32:08 AM
Ok ya know what.
*Shoots Bruce Willis then Indiana Jones then Lie then Kiba*
F**K ALL OF YOU!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 17, 2010, 03:37:15 AM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 17, 2010, 12:35:25 AM
*heats up throat, turning liquid into gas. Exhales*
the reason you can't kill me is because I am a genetically altered military experiment. I can manipulate any part of my body any way I want to, I don't age, I don't weaken, I don't tire. I can go on forever. I can increase my strength to any degree I desire, same with speed, and my wounds heal almost instantaneously.

Hey, im back and ready to call your bullshit.

-by manipulating every part of your body, you are pretty much every human ever. what can you do? get a boner at will? grow your nails or hair? pffft. if anything, having to control your cardio rate would be a crippling dissability. now you not only have to keep breathing. you have to pump blood constantly.

-you can in theory not age, but that would do dissasters to your mind. is know that time goes faster as it passes for the brain, because just thinking, saving memories and the act to keep itself alive makes it age. if your brain didn't age, you would not learn anything, you could not keep memories, you would be an eternal newborn.

-you can heal superfast from the worst injuries. good, better eat alot of protein and glucids then, because the energy that would need burning so fast would leave you exhausted, not to mention that to rebuild your body you would need alot of material, and at some point, your body could not keep healing because there wouldn't be anything to make more flesh of. this also goes to if you don't tire. your muscles have a limit of stress they can take. if you kept exercising for long enough, no matter how fast you healed, they would just snap and tear themselves apart. and now you are a sore ragdoll on the ground.

and now that i nagged you to hell, i will just walk away.

*mumbling*

i hate these assholes who think the laws of existance are something to be f**ked with....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 03:41:40 AM
*Crouches next to Kiba*
And now as you lie here bleeding to death Chupa has stripped you of all powers.
See you in twenty five pages.
*Shuts Kiba's eyelids*
Now what.....
Oh yeah.
Hey Chupa feel like going hunting?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 17, 2010, 03:42:52 AM
*Kicks Kiba's down to earth body!*
"What exactly are you planning on hunting?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 03:44:21 AM
Ummm Why are you kicking a dead corpse?
And I dunno. I feel as if Pred hounds would be a challenge.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 03:47:44 AM
{Was laying on the ground yawning} I am not letting my puppies getting hurt by you...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 03:49:01 AM
Who says they had to be yours?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 17, 2010, 03:51:15 AM
ahh. screw it. good night.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 17, 2010, 03:52:11 AM
"It was meant to be in spite."
"Pred Hounds. Hmmmmm. Sounds like fun."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 03:53:14 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 17, 2010, 03:51:15 AM
ahh. screw it. good night.
Dammit youre the one with all the armored transports.
Hmmm.....
Oh! Lets play lazer tag!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 03:57:17 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_K5IIY6T5-v0%2FSVAMHJpHsoI%2FAAAAAAAARpI%2Fx6tQYVK34jc%2Fs400%2Fghost%2Brider_qjgenth.jpg&hash=370afd19588c7168f6bbcaef9d2870c096bcbeaf)

Looks like i showed up in time.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 04:01:03 AM
Ok so instead of normal lazer tag free for all I suggest that Ghost and PQ be on a team and me and Shobi be on a team.
To be fair no cloaking PQ.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpump-paintballguns.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F01%2Fpaintball-places.jpg&hash=f961b1f368e5669e9f585a7a2f3917b9083a40af)
Each of those things is man sized by the way..... Oh crap umm, Shobi gets to take 3 times as many hits.
So 12.
BEGIN!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 04:02:56 AM
I'm coming for you Fitz.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 04:08:33 AM
*Dodges bike and spins around shooting Ghost in the back with a paint ball*
I anit paying for that!
*Paint ball whizzes past face*
Oh crap
*Runs from PQ*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 04:18:04 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 04:08:33 AM
*Dodges bike and spins around shooting Ghost in the back with a paint ball*
I anit paying for that!
*Paint ball whizzes past face*
Oh crap
*Runs from PQ*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comicbookmovie.com%2Fimages%2Fuploads%2Fghost-rider-2.jpg&hash=5d7a6e61449ede0221d62789c1a09f562650b495)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 04:19:05 AM
*As ghost takes a dramatic pause Fitzgerald shoots him twice in the leg while running*
One more shot foo!
*Keeps running*
Step in at any time Shobi!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 17, 2010, 04:23:12 AM
My stubby arms and two fingered hands are unbable to grasp these things you call guns.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 04:24:18 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 04:19:05 AM
*As ghost takes a dramatic pause Fitzgerald shoots him twice in the leg while running*
One more shot foo!
*Keeps running*
Step in at any time Shobi!!!

* fires at Fitz and Shobi.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 17, 2010, 04:25:14 AM
"No fair why did you fire paintball at someone who has no painball gun?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 04:25:32 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 04:25:14 AM
"No fair why did you fire paintball at someone who has no painball gun?"

;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 04:25:43 AM
I'll sit here and watch a universal broadcast of A:R.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 04:27:05 AM
Quote from: Rise of Abomination on Oct 17, 2010, 04:25:43 AM
I'll sit here and watch a universal broadcast of A:R.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:FdjM1ZY7sC3-GM:http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l100/Gamer35/alien-resurrection-1-800.jpg&t=1

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 04:28:48 AM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 04:32:34 AM
Quote from: Rise of Abomination on Oct 17, 2010, 04:28:48 AM
http://www.ugo.com/therush/images/articles/alien-resurrection-1997---the-newborn-310/main.jpg

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 04:32:55 AM
*Shoots Ghost while he's distracted*
I win!
*PQ fires at him*
Crap.
*Fires at PQ and misses twice but lands a hit on her mask*
Crap.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 04:33:51 AM
Hehe.

I distract you all with Alien lovemaking!


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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 04:34:26 AM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 04:35:14 AM
*As PQ takes aim at the abomination Fitz fires and hits another two times*
I know its cheap but how else is a soldier supposed to win against a demon and an alien with ferocious hunting skills!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 04:36:28 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 04:35:14 AM
*As PQ takes aim at the abomination Fitz fires and hits another two times*
I know its cheap but how else is a soldier supposed to win against a demon and an alien with ferocious hunting skills!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmulti-medium.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F03%2Fghost-rider.jpg&hash=3732f5cdadd8a0310a92026cfdb5a6dc15a7b380)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 04:36:51 AM
(what is going on ? )
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 04:38:19 AM
*While Queen looks around confused Fitz hits one last time with the paint ball gun*
Ok me and Shobi win!
*Gets on Shobi's back*
NOW RUUUN!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 04:38:41 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.predatorstuff.com%2Fblogimages%2Fblog_sideshow_wolfbust_order.jpg&hash=2954b5d59c406fc07bbd01c8fd2cbd18d1a2b6a4)

I disapprove!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 17, 2010, 04:39:01 AM
"They be playing the painballz!"
*Charges off with fitz on his back into the jungle.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 04:40:33 AM
We win!
*Pulls a tank full of lemonade out of nowhere and connects a tube to it then puts it in Shobi's mouth so he can drink*
Now we can relax.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 04:41:13 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 04:39:01 AM
"They be playing the painballz!"
*Charges off with fitz on his back into the jungle.*

*looks at PQ* Let's ride.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 17, 2010, 04:41:53 AM
"The lemons are my overlord and master!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 04:42:37 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3061%2F3094492476_156a859c94.jpg&hash=08d407704489b2407899729e3e25bbb9581eba6c)

Iz can play?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 04:42:56 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 04:41:53 AM
"The lemons are my overlord and master!"

Guess who?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fearnet.com%2FfearnetImages%2Fimh2Kv1eaaab9OIhKiwD6PJyrA%3D%3D.jpg&hash=5bd384cfe1d884c9bbc314ba0777e04ac83d0df8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 17, 2010, 04:43:45 AM
"You do not have lemons!"
*Charges off into the jungle to a secret hidden cave.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 04:44:51 AM
.... no thank you Ghost?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 04:45:00 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 04:43:45 AM
"You do not have lemons!"
*Charges off into the jungle to a secret hidden cave.*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.starstore.com%2Facatalog%2Fghost-rider-poster-skull-l.jpg&hash=1257ad8d2f81fcaf42a00dd717b3eac1d4a440b8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 04:46:49 AM
OH GHOST! YOU JUST GOT REJECTED!!!
*Drink lemonade*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 04:48:40 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3061%2F3094492476_156a859c94.jpg&hash=08d407704489b2407899729e3e25bbb9581eba6c)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.euvs.org%2Fimg%2Ftools%2Fingredients%2Flemon-juice.jpg&hash=aeccc06680ecbea5cb21fc6d785b44cec81da40e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 17, 2010, 04:49:23 AM
"Crap he has lemonade aswell!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 04:49:47 AM
Quote from: Rise of Abomination on Oct 17, 2010, 04:48:40 AM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3061/3094492476_156a859c94.jpg
http://www.euvs.org/img/tools/ingredients/lemon-juice.jpg
That is Limeade.
You fail.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 04:50:28 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 04:46:49 AM
OH GHOST! YOU JUST GOT REJECTED!!!
*Drink lemonade*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fl-userpic.livejournal.com%2F82029705%2F309140&hash=a0ca54a439db431b4ada7d585633ab389a6f0b9f)

Nevermind.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 04:51:03 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 04:49:23 AM
"Crap he has lemonade aswell!"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.radgraphics.net%2Fimages%2Fmain%2FArtilleryShell.jpg&hash=a4a7182070cdd8af4f8d68507c69924fdf6774d9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 04:51:22 AM
{Looks over to the male Predator and makes the purring sound}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 04:52:09 AM
Quote from: Rise of Abomination on Oct 17, 2010, 04:51:03 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 04:49:23 AM
"Crap he has lemonade aswell!"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.radgraphics.net%2Fimages%2Fmain%2FArtilleryShell.jpg&hash=a4a7182070cdd8af4f8d68507c69924fdf6774d9)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comicbookmovie.com%2Fimages%2Fusers%2Fuploads%2F16352%2Fghost_rider.jpg&hash=e26f2e801feab2afa9475dcc17240f9605b2d6e6)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 17, 2010, 04:52:57 AM
"What does that purrrr indicate?"
*Begins to arm the Dino-canon.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 04:53:46 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 04:51:22 AM
{Looks over to the male Predator and makes the purring sound}

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.onlygoodmovies.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F07%2Fpredator-quotes.jpg&hash=1cc362bbefff9a7dcc18ae3f854e8446022e1a1f)

"Look at mah abs!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 04:55:55 AM
Quote from: Rise of Abomination on Oct 17, 2010, 04:53:46 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 04:51:22 AM
{Looks over to the male Predator and makes the purring sound}

http://www.onlygoodmovies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/predator-quotes.jpg

Look at mah abs!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mcotie.com%2Fimages%2Fghost_rider2_sm.jpg&hash=9a22e275fbe366fbf75fa59fe836927692b6156e)

WTF...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 05:01:35 AM
Quote from: Rise of Abomination on Oct 17, 2010, 04:53:46 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 04:51:22 AM
{Looks over to the male Predator and makes the purring sound}

http://www.onlygoodmovies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/predator-quotes.jpg

"Look at mah abs!"
{Lays back in some grass} what a dork...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 05:03:19 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 04:55:55 AM
Quote from: Rise of Abomination on Oct 17, 2010, 04:53:46 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 04:51:22 AM
{Looks over to the male Predator and makes the purring sound}

http://www.onlygoodmovies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/predator-quotes.jpg

Look at mah abs!

http://www.mcotie.com/images/ghost_rider2_sm.jpg

WTF...

Just wait till you meet my bros...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmovieodyssey.com%2Ffiles%2F2009%2F05%2Fpredators-banner-copy1.jpg&hash=2479edc81c814f0d88cb9fdef4107ac0a1fe596d)
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 05:01:35 AM
Quote from: Rise of Abomination on Oct 17, 2010, 04:53:46 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 04:51:22 AM
{Looks over to the male Predator and makes the purring sound}

http://www.onlygoodmovies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/predator-quotes.jpg

"Look at mah abs!"
{Lays back in some grass} what a dork...

HOW DARE YOU HURT ME?!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc07.deviantart.com%2Ffs20%2Ff%2F2007%2F290%2F9%2F4%2Fpredator_by_nebezial.jpg&hash=9aa10f82ebc4ecda8e9191fff79ef5079f3f2de9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 05:03:44 AM
Another Rider.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.moviewallpaper.net%2Fwpp%2FGhost_Rider_Wallpaper_22_800.jpg&hash=0cd22ff11772562a193c965dbba4103d2f9291c3)

(I might have this made into a sig.)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 17, 2010, 05:04:08 AM
"What does your Purrrrrr mean PQ?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 05:04:38 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 05:04:08 AM
"What does your Purrrrrr mean PQ?"

Something only she knows.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 17, 2010, 05:05:34 AM
It means: "Come over here and f**k me."

More-or-less.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 17, 2010, 05:05:59 AM
I figured.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 05:06:29 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Oct 17, 2010, 05:05:34 AM
It means: "Come over here and f**k me."

More-or-less.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmulti-medium.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F03%2Fghost-rider.jpg&hash=3732f5cdadd8a0310a92026cfdb5a6dc15a7b380)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 05:07:05 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 05:04:08 AM
"What does your Purrrrrr mean PQ?"
it means shut up and get me a glass of wine now Shobidoo!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 05:07:27 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 05:07:05 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 05:04:08 AM
"What does your Purrrrrr mean PQ?"
it means shut up and get me a glass of wine now Shobidoo!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmulti-medium.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F03%2Fghost-rider.jpg&hash=3732f5cdadd8a0310a92026cfdb5a6dc15a7b380)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 05:08:03 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 05:03:44 AM
Another Rider.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.moviewallpaper.net%2Fwpp%2FGhost_Rider_Wallpaper_22_800.jpg&hash=0cd22ff11772562a193c965dbba4103d2f9291c3)

(I might have this made into a sig.)

"Let's do this fellas!!"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fchud.com%2Farticles%2Fcontent_images%2F5%2Fpredators.jpg&hash=99270c3bc85eec427502154a2897ad27c67e5f64)

*Predators charge at the Riders*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 17, 2010, 05:08:28 AM
"You have a Ghost Rider reaction pic to everything dont you?"
*Gets glass of wine, but cant pick it up cause of his stubby arms.*
*Sad Face*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 05:10:21 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 05:08:28 AM
"You have a Ghost Rider reaction pic to everything dont you?"
*Gets glass of wine, but cant pick it up cause of his stubby arms.*
*Sad Face*
its ok...
{Hugs for Shobidoo}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 05:11:35 AM
Quote from: Rise of Abomination on Oct 17, 2010, 05:08:03 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 05:03:44 AM
Another Rider.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.moviewallpaper.net%2Fwpp%2FGhost_Rider_Wallpaper_22_800.jpg&hash=0cd22ff11772562a193c965dbba4103d2f9291c3)

(I might have this made into a sig.)

"Let's do this fellas!!"

http://chud.com/articles/content_images/5/predators.jpg

*Predators charge at the Riders*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hdtvtest.co.uk%2Fimage%2Fhdtv%2FPanasonic-TH42PZ85B%2Fghost-rider.jpg&hash=9236773288c208764294bc3243760f3ae4767876)

Look into my eyes!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 17, 2010, 05:12:04 AM
"Hugz yay!"
"Im going on a mission to make my arms longer!"
*Runs off toward the Wizard of Oz.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 17, 2010, 05:12:59 AM
i haz made decision on weather i stay orz not
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 05:13:07 AM
"No!"

*Blows up Ghost Riders head as the other Predators smash up the bike and fondle his corpse*

Now for a celebratory viewing of AVP:R!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 05:13:26 AM
I need a heart... preferably already cooked...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 05:14:15 AM
Quote from: Rise of Abomination on Oct 17, 2010, 05:13:07 AM
"No!"

*Blows up Ghost Riders head as the other Predators smash up the bike and fondle his corpse*

Now for a celebratory viewing of AVP:R!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmulti-medium.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F03%2Fghost-rider.jpg&hash=3732f5cdadd8a0310a92026cfdb5a6dc15a7b380)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 17, 2010, 05:14:38 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 17, 2010, 05:12:59 AM
i haz made decision on weather i stay orz not
"You will stay! Now!"
"And come with me to find the Wizard of Oz."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 17, 2010, 05:15:04 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 05:13:26 AM
I need a heart... preferably already cooked...

Stir fry?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 17, 2010, 05:15:13 AM
i am staying.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 05:15:18 AM
Ghost Rider is back?

*facepalms*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 17, 2010, 05:16:49 AM
Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 17, 2010, 05:15:13 AM
i am staying.
"You better be."
*Grabs Troll cat and puts him on back*
"We're off to see the Wizard!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 05:17:19 AM
Quote from: Rise of Abomination on Oct 17, 2010, 05:15:18 AM
Ghost Rider is back?

*facepalms*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comicbookmovie.com%2Fimages%2Fusers%2Fuploads%2F16352%2Fghost_rider.jpg&hash=e26f2e801feab2afa9475dcc17240f9605b2d6e6)

You can't kill the Spirit of Vengence.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 05:18:07 AM
{unenthusiastically} the wonderful wizard of Oz...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 17, 2010, 05:18:36 AM
*runs back into thread*

did i missed any of the mating process?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 05:18:55 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 17, 2010, 05:18:36 AM
*runs back into thread*

did i missed any of the mating process?

No mating.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 17, 2010, 05:19:44 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 05:17:19 AM
Quote from: Rise of Abomination on Oct 17, 2010, 05:15:18 AM
Ghost Rider is back?

*facepalms*

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/16352/ghost_rider.jpg

You can't kill the Spirit of Vengence.
You can kill puppies. Don't move a muscle or the pup gets it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 17, 2010, 05:19:56 AM
"Anyone else wanna come with. You can eat all the munchkins you want!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 05:20:33 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 05:17:19 AM
Quote from: Rise of Abomination on Oct 17, 2010, 05:15:18 AM
Ghost Rider is back?

*facepalms*

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/16352/ghost_rider.jpg

You can't kill the Spirit of Vengence.

NOT WITH FREDDY KRUEGER, JASON AND PINHEAD ON MY SIDE!


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhorrormovieempire.com%2Freviews%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F02%2Ffreddy-krueger.jpg&hash=db2c283c4c035680709d3337f79521aa357e720f)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstarsmedia.ign.com%2Fstars%2Fimage%2Farticle%2F824%2F824512%2Fbaddie-brawl-michael-myers-vs-jason-voorhees-20071002034833563-000.jpg&hash=aa96a46e0422da88f685d28a18d42382e3592c29)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhorrormovieempire.com%2Freviews%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F02%2Fpinhead2.jpg&hash=dfba1703d2fe69b30cd155d0e888861fe160b98f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 17, 2010, 05:20:42 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fknowyourmeme.com%2Fi%2F13967%2Foriginal%2Fn507842381_5069_299.jpg%3F1251758868&hash=8703e226e897ba24588dfa00752916ffc939c98b)
nuff sed
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 05:23:30 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 05:19:56 AM
"Anyone else wanna come with. You can eat all the munchkins you want!"
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi175.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fw142%2Fmealz-700%2FMunchkin_Cats_1__red.jpg&hash=9eaedeac381a6f87f2a18c5739f9c0989e12eb57)
Why would we eat a breed of cat?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 05:23:44 AM
Quote from: Rise of Abomination on Oct 17, 2010, 05:20:33 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 05:17:19 AM
Quote from: Rise of Abomination on Oct 17, 2010, 05:15:18 AM
Ghost Rider is back?

*facepalms*

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/16352/ghost_rider.jpg

You can't kill the Spirit of Vengence.

NOT WITH FREDDY KRUEGER, JASON AND PINHEAD ON MY SIDE!


http://horrormovieempire.com/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/freddy-krueger.jpghttp://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/824/824512/baddie-brawl-michael-myers-vs-jason-voorhees-20071002034833563-000.jpg

More demons to destroy.
http://horrormovieempire.com/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/pinhead2.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fearnet.com%2FfearnetImages%2Fimh2Kv1eaaab9OIhKiwD6PJyrA%3D%3D.jpg&hash=5bd384cfe1d884c9bbc314ba0777e04ac83d0df8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 17, 2010, 05:24:08 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 05:18:55 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 17, 2010, 05:18:36 AM
*runs back into thread*

did i missed any of the mating process?

No mating.

im going back to bed then.

*walks out*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 05:25:39 AM
I WILL KILL YOU ALL

WITH MY LAST RESORT

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alan.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F04%2Fchuck_norris.jpg&hash=6f5a9ee24e014adcda6ba5d9214b49f9ad1ecc8e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 17, 2010, 05:25:48 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 05:23:30 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 05:19:56 AM
"Anyone else wanna come with. You can eat all the munchkins you want!"
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w142/mealz-700/Munchkin_Cats_1__red.jpg
Why would we eat a breed of cat?
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Tasty cats!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 17, 2010, 05:26:10 AM
oh btw PQ (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fknowyourmeme.com%2Fi%2F13948%2Foriginal%2Fn49600991_30277427_4137.jpg%3F1251758573&hash=fd12d77eded8cb5b2f0525ca419cfc862dc0a3d2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 05:27:20 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 17, 2010, 05:24:08 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 05:18:55 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 17, 2010, 05:18:36 AM
*runs back into thread*

did i missed any of the mating process?

No mating.

im going back to bed then.

*walks out*
...........................
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 05:25:48 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 05:23:30 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 05:19:56 AM
"Anyone else wanna come with. You can eat all the munchkins you want!"
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w142/mealz-700/Munchkin_Cats_1__red.jpg
Why would we eat a breed of cat?
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Tasty cats!"
{Punchs you in the nose}
Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 17, 2010, 05:26:10 AM
oh btw PQ http://knowyourmeme.com/i/13948/original/n49600991_30277427_4137.jpg?1251758573
HA! For you information I dont have a Credit Card! I have NOTHING!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 05:27:31 AM
Quote from: Rise of Abomination on Oct 17, 2010, 05:25:39 AM
I WILL KILL YOU ALL

WITH MY LAST RESORT

http://www.alan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/chuck_norris.jpg

I do not fear Chuck Norris.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffusedfilm.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F01%2Fghostrider-31.jpg&hash=e1d60afc520ae380369a8f01ae8a589631379cb8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 17, 2010, 05:28:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmYkZGoHx5g
*Projects a screen out of his eyeballs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 05:29:36 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 05:28:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmYkZGoHx5g
*Projects a screen out of his eyeballs*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffusedfilm.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F01%2Fghostrider-31.jpg&hash=e1d60afc520ae380369a8f01ae8a589631379cb8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 05:30:40 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AYDDDTJm689XIEM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fpix.motivatedphotos&hash=66812a185262f2979009cc04827f5fa51fe6fcbb)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 17, 2010, 05:30:45 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 05:27:20 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 17, 2010, 05:24:08 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 05:18:55 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 17, 2010, 05:18:36 AM
*runs back into thread*

did i missed any of the mating process?

No mating.

im going back to bed then.

*walks out*
...........................
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 05:25:48 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 05:23:30 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 05:19:56 AM
"Anyone else wanna come with. You can eat all the munchkins you want!"
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w142/mealz-700/Munchkin_Cats_1__red.jpg
Why would we eat a breed of cat?
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Tasty cats!"
{Punchs you in the nose}
Quote from: Troll Cat on Oct 17, 2010, 05:26:10 AM
oh btw PQ http://knowyourmeme.com/i/13948/original/n49600991_30277427_4137.jpg?1251758573
HA! For you information I dont have a Credit Card! I have NOTHING!
thats what you think. i made one in your name. now i ish spend
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 05:33:23 AM
Quote from: Rise of Abomination on Oct 17, 2010, 05:30:40 AM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:YDDDTJm689XIEM:http://pix.motivatedphotos

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.screenrant.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fghost-rider-2-release-date.jpg&hash=8c601a74f82a190a2fd670f19c72481732cd13e3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 05:34:12 AM
*Looks at Troll Cat from on top of Shobi's back*
Hey man what are you doing up so late?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 05:34:55 AM
I give. Go buy a cookie GR.

Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 05:01:35 AM
Quote from: Rise of Abomination on Oct 17, 2010, 04:53:46 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 17, 2010, 04:51:22 AM
{Looks over to the male Predator and makes the purring sound}

http://www.onlygoodmovies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/predator-quotes.jpg

"Look at mah abs!"
{Lays back in some grass} what a dork...

Revenge is a dish best served hot!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 05:46:43 AM
*Hits abomination with a giant log*
Done. :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 05:49:19 AM
Ow! Damn you!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.modelersswapmeet.com%2Fimages%2F01-31-2006%2F08-39%2F69-GEO%2520Predator%2520Unmasked.jpg&hash=b57e95e95e26569bc91c1aef26d16ef3b9e4b627)

*shoots Fitz*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_9TzK4b0yCrw%2FS8xShA2dgTI%2FAAAAAAAADm8%2FVoO8NKUujmM%2Fs1600%2Fexploding_head.jpg&hash=54a8e9ed04be6fd2f94f1f7151b80742d4cb705b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 05:53:58 AM
*Head reforms*
Ya know I though maybe you would have had the sense to look back three pages but.....
*Laughs*
I cant die. Star Child. PWNZ.
*Takes disc and rams into DJ's stomach*
Yeah Ima still call you DJ, DJ Pussyface!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 05:55:58 AM
Daaaaaammmmmmmn!!!!!!

*opens the void and grabs a tree*

Have fun in a world of nothingness!"

*Fitz flies into the void and it closes*

And I forgot the girls who like to force males to crossdress...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 05:57:54 AM
*Teleports back*
Star Child.
Who wants Pie?
*Back kicks DJ into the void as it closes*
Unlike its cousin, the cake, the pie is not a lie!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 06:00:41 AM
*The void opens from the inside and I throw out the insane girls as it closes*

Please boy, I am greater then Chuck Norris.

*Hits Fitz in the gut and throws him to the girls who start putting lipstick on him and forces Fitz into bras and dresses*

Bahaha! Poor you. Now, time to get the new Predators movie.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 06:04:40 AM
Hmm well put it simply. Im a near god.
Girls explode in a shower of blood and DJ awakes to find it was all a dream.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 06:06:27 AM
*It reverse and Fitz finds out the DJ waking up from a dream was an illusion*

*I kick fritz into a room full of confused, desprate teenagers*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 06:07:38 AM
*I murder them all with my nail clipper knife*
So im my real self now?
Bad ass.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 06:08:54 AM
The real you who got crossdressed? Yeah.

*Ties Fritz into a chair and puts on Predators*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 06:10:46 AM
Awesome! Can i have popcorn?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 17, 2010, 06:11:14 AM
Quote from: Rise of Abomination on Oct 17, 2010, 06:08:54 AM
The real you who got crossdressed? Yeah.

*Ties Fritz into a chair and puts on Predators*
NOOO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV0FJHSYbvw
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 06:13:29 AM
It's a fantastic movie, I agree. Heres some popcorn and a soda.

*Telports both things to Fitz and turns the area around us into a cinema*

HOW DARE YOU GERONIMO

*sets Geronimo on fire*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 06:14:45 AM
Oh wow I just noticed the cross dressing part.
No that was in your dream.
*Watches Predators*
Thanks man. I just wish Danny Trejo was in it more.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 06:16:15 AM
I don't mind Trejo, but it needs more Pred screentime.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 06:17:42 AM
Very true.
I gotta say im one of the few people who actually enjoyed Royce.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 06:18:53 AM
As did I. I'm one of the few who has no problem with Classic's death.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 06:20:53 AM
Same here.
The fight was what it needed to be.
Also I gotta say I fragging loved Nikolai!
He's like a big bear with a BFG! Like me except I dont have a gun!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 06:22:23 AM
Mr. Black was badass.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 06:23:45 AM
Yeah, He came off as a fruking angry rhino every time he was on screen.
I liked him. I liked Falconer too he was fast and a little less brawny than the others, seemed like a nice contrast.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 17, 2010, 06:25:06 AM
I just got back from the hospital.  >:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2wD5TaMf2k
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 06:26:20 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IOTWa9jeQk
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 17, 2010, 06:31:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCG_ETMZvyg
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 06:32:30 AM
Quote from: Rise of Abomination on Oct 17, 2010, 06:26:20 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IOTWa9jeQk
That was an epic rescore.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 06:33:09 AM
*grabs Geronimo and rams knee into his back, throws him into a tree and blasts through his back*

Heel boy.

Music could have used some better timing.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nelizar The Hybrid on Oct 17, 2010, 06:34:51 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 17, 2010, 05:24:08 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 17, 2010, 05:18:55 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 17, 2010, 05:18:36 AM
*runs back into thread*

did i missed any of the mating process?

No mating.

im going back to bed then.

*walks out*

*Runs into topic*
Where's the mating going on at!? :O
*Smiles*
LOL!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 17, 2010, 06:40:42 AM
GTFO
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 17, 2010, 06:41:52 AM
Quote from: Rise of Abomination on Oct 17, 2010, 06:33:09 AM
*grabs Geronimo and rams knee into his back, throws him into a tree and blasts through his back*

Heel boy.

Music could have used some better timing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDztrw_0N8M
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 06:43:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMMQgVDrwOU

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nelizar The Hybrid on Oct 17, 2010, 06:49:47 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 17, 2010, 06:40:42 AM
GTFO

Ehh, I don't care *Shoots you*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 06:51:39 AM
We're all too scared to fight back.
*Takes out spray bottle*
Shoo!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nelizar The Hybrid on Oct 17, 2010, 06:52:34 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 06:51:39 AM
We're all too scared to fight back.
*Takes out spray bottle*
Shoo!

Once again, talking to me? O.=.o
*Frowns*  :(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 06:57:39 AM
WE WILL DEFEND THIS TOPIC TO THE VERY END!!

WE ARE ALIEN AND PREDATOR FANS!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nelizar The Hybrid on Oct 17, 2010, 06:58:03 AM
Ok....? *Shrugs*
So Am I? :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 06:58:39 AM
*Sprays bottle at Nelizar*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 17, 2010, 06:58:59 AM
Quote from: Rise of Abomination on Oct 17, 2010, 06:43:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMMQgVDrwOU


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kvKBnWegh4
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nelizar The Hybrid on Oct 17, 2010, 06:59:14 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 06:58:39 AM
*Sprays bottle at Nelizar*

*smiles* That won't work on me! ^.=.^
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 07:02:17 AM
*Insert wtf face here*
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
*Shoots flamethrower at Nelizar*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nelizar The Hybrid on Oct 17, 2010, 07:18:36 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 07:02:17 AM
*Insert wtf face here*
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
*Shoots flamethrower at Nelizar*

It!? O.=.o
*Hides*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 07:21:46 AM
It was a quote from the thing basically, a joke.
Eithere way
*Throws Molotov at Nelizar's face and watches him run around screaming*
GTFO!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 17, 2010, 07:22:55 AM
Aaaah!
*Grabs Nelizar by the head and crumples it up*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nelizar The Hybrid on Oct 17, 2010, 07:23:40 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 07:21:46 AM
It was a quote from the thing basically, a joke.
Eithere way
*Throws Molotov at Nelizar's face and watches him run around screaming*
GTFO!

Oh didn't know that :D
ok..
*Jumps into a lake*
You Bastard! O.=.o

Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 17, 2010, 07:22:55 AM
Aaaah!
*Grabs Nelizar by the head and crumples it up*

What..? *Shrugs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 07:24:26 AM
*Jabs knife into Nelizars heart*
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nelizar The Hybrid on Oct 17, 2010, 07:24:46 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 07:24:26 AM
*Jabs knife into Nelizars heart*
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

*Dies*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 07:25:38 AM
*Rolls body out of thread*
Ok were ok now.
Ok....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nelizar The Hybrid on Oct 17, 2010, 07:34:24 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 07:25:38 AM
*Rolls body out of thread*
Ok were ok now.
Ok....

*Revives self*
Why'd you kill me?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 07:35:42 AM
Im sorry but were all kind of uncomfortable around you.
Thus we must destroy you.
*Nukes Nelizar*
Next time follow the rules, no making your self come back willy nilly.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nelizar The Hybrid on Oct 17, 2010, 07:37:48 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 17, 2010, 07:35:42 AM
Im sorry but were all kind of uncomfortable around you.
Thus we must destroy you.
*Nukes Nelizar*
Next time follow the rules, no making your self come back willy nilly.
How so? ^.=.^
*Is almost dead*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 17, 2010, 08:05:30 AM
*Punctures Nelizar's chest and rips heart out*
*Unfolds Fiery knife and repeatedly stabs the still pulsing heart with it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 17, 2010, 12:22:42 PM
*while OZ stabs the heart, pulls out MI917 HMG and blasts the body into a pile of mangled flesh. Then lights on fire.*
you SAID kill it with fire...just adding a little zest that's all...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 17, 2010, 01:38:12 PM
You just don't want to do your affairs uh? *Torn arm twitches and reaches a pocket, and inside it finds a dagger with a glass containing sand inside, the arm presses it*
*Time refolds into itself, and self is projected again 10 seconds before Kiba uses the gun*
*Kiba pulls out Gun*
Hah, not. *Grabs the gun and melts it*
I have the dagger of time motherf**ker! *Grabs Kiba, bites him in the head and crumples it with massive jaws, then melts the whole body in a shapeless amount of flesh*
I'm ended here. *Folds wings on self and disappears in the fire*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Troll Cat on Oct 17, 2010, 03:33:22 PM
*Eats popcorn as fighting is soon to come*
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 17, 2010, 04:24:09 PM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 17, 2010, 04:37:42 PM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 17, 2010, 04:45:22 PM
*head reforms*
geez
ok. I'm going to go find OZ and kill him. Whos with me?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Oct 17, 2010, 04:48:48 PM
I'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. I'm wit you!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 17, 2010, 04:51:12 PM
No, you too!
>:(
Spoiler

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BOOOO!!!
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 07:41:25 PM
Dear members,

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That is all.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nelizar The Hybrid on Oct 17, 2010, 07:43:30 PM
Quote from: DJ P#ssyface on Oct 17, 2010, 07:41:25 PM
Dear members,

http://www.coolwatersprods.com/images/avprALIENnew.jpg

That is all.

This beats that!
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 07:46:16 PM
Quote from: Nelizar The Hybrid on Oct 17, 2010, 07:43:30 PM
Quote from: DJ P#ssyface on Oct 17, 2010, 07:41:25 PM
Dear members,

http://www.coolwatersprods.com/images/avprALIENnew.jpg

That is all.

This beats that!
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My Wolfz beats your Predaliemz!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 17, 2010, 07:50:12 PM
*Beheads Wolf with Fiery Sword*
My Sword beats your Wolf.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nelizar The Hybrid on Oct 17, 2010, 07:51:32 PM
Quote from: DJ P#ssyface on Oct 17, 2010, 07:46:16 PM
Quote from: Nelizar The Hybrid on Oct 17, 2010, 07:43:30 PM
Quote from: DJ P#ssyface on Oct 17, 2010, 07:41:25 PM
Dear members,

http://www.coolwatersprods.com/images/avprALIENnew.jpg

That is all.

This beats that!
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http://avp.ugo.com/images/top-fights/alien-vs-predalien.jpg

My Wolfz beats your Predaliemz!

Oh yah.. well...
My dragon beats your.. picture.. *fails*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg508.imageshack.us%2Fimg508%2F4981%2Fspyro21.jpg&hash=cba388a882273ab29d043ad70f984f1f54afe6d9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 07:52:16 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftn3-1.deviantart.com%2Ffs29%2F300W%2Ff%2F2008%2F100%2F4%2Fb%2FFat_Predator_by_emmemmeit.jpg&hash=efb7a870d50fd0cb1c95fb550412f0692f55322c)

*Fat Predator drops onto OmegaZilla and his sword*

My Fat Predator beat you and your sword!

*Fat Predator farts*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 17, 2010, 08:22:16 PM
oh god what
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 17, 2010, 08:23:31 PM
My fragile little mind is warped.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 17, 2010, 08:25:53 PM
My Omega Inferno beats your Fat Predator.

WRRRAAAAAHHHH!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.dreamstime.com%2Fthumblarge_296%2F12179750505a9758.jpg&hash=b8d17144d3c74ceea6db7c6f54fb91ef5bfeb596)
*Fat Predator is annihilated*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 17, 2010, 08:27:18 PM
Thank you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 08:32:45 PM
As long as there are Tim Tams, there are Fat Predators!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftn3-1.deviantart.com%2Ffs29%2F300W%2Ff%2F2008%2F100%2F4%2Fb%2FFat_Predator_by_emmemmeit.jpg&hash=efb7a870d50fd0cb1c95fb550412f0692f55322c)

*Fat Predator farts and destroys all reality, leaving us and himself floating in the void*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 17, 2010, 08:34:49 PM
... I know where the door is.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 08:45:55 PM
*Fat Predator rolls pver Geronimo and blocks door*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 17, 2010, 08:50:09 PM
I get my knife and gut him like a fat piggy! Then I exit the door to go to Wild Wings.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 08:52:10 PM
*Turns out Wild Wings serve dog food*
How saaad. Let's watch Alien vs Predator Requiem!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 17, 2010, 08:54:52 PM
I'm not convinced. I enjoy Honey Garlic and BBQ Wings with a side order of Onion Rings. Then I go home to prepare for a fight!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 08:56:17 PM
Fine. But ehy've installed a new TV and are showing AVPR.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 17, 2010, 08:59:50 PM
I'm going to wait it out till it is over.  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 09:02:49 PM
ON AN INFINITE LOOP.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 17, 2010, 09:04:43 PM
Oh.

Fires grenade launcher at T.V and blows it up.

How do you like them apples?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 09:05:39 PM
It rebuilds itself.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 17, 2010, 09:09:01 PM
Hmmmmmm. Then let's fight.

Fires an M16 at full auto.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 09:11:54 PM
*Jumps into the air, flips, lands behind Geronimo and gives him a huge wedgie, then I grab him and cut of his head*
How are THOSE APPLES?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 17, 2010, 09:13:57 PM
I sir give you a big fat WRONG!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8K87H3T1UU
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 09:22:13 PM
Sez the severed head.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 17, 2010, 09:23:52 PM
don't make me call the fly boys in again.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 17, 2010, 09:25:31 PM
What does sez even mean?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nelizar The Hybrid on Oct 17, 2010, 09:28:46 PM
*Interrupts topic*
Hello! O.=.o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 09:30:02 PM
This confusing. So... who wnats to have wacky adventures in the Tardis?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 17, 2010, 09:30:49 PM
Not me!  :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 09:31:42 PM
You're only saying that because I decapitated you and used your head as a urinal.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 17, 2010, 09:31:48 PM
Its the freaken Pillowfighting thread, its impossible to interupt it!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nelizar The Hybrid on Oct 17, 2010, 09:33:01 PM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 09:31:48 PM
Its the freaken Pillowfighting thread, its impossible to interupt it!

I don't care! *Slaps*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 17, 2010, 09:33:47 PM
*Throws troll cat at Nelizar*
"Take this!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nelizar The Hybrid on Oct 17, 2010, 09:35:21 PM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 09:33:47 PM
*Throws troll cat at Nelizar*
"Take this!"

*Screams then throws grenade at Shobidoo*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 09:36:07 PM
GET THEM MY DALEK-CYBERMEN ARMY!!!! GET THEM ALL!!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.the-medium-is-not-enough.com%2Fimages%2FDoomsday.jpg&hash=4a1af2718b81fe7c6d5eb8f47812804bd3838604)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 17, 2010, 09:36:46 PM
Grenades do not hurt a goldblumasouras-rex. Come up something more inventive!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nelizar The Hybrid on Oct 17, 2010, 09:39:28 PM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 09:36:46 PM
Grenades do not hurt a goldblumasouras-rex. Come up something more inventive!

*Sends a wave of Xenomorphs at you*
*laughs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 17, 2010, 09:39:41 PM
Quote from: DJ P#ssyface on Oct 17, 2010, 09:31:42 PM
You're only saying that because I decapitated you and used your head as a urinal.
My head is fine and on my shoulders, and who would use their own head for a urinal.  :P That's just naaasty!

Run's around corner.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 09:42:53 PM
*Daleks exterminate every living person in the thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 17, 2010, 09:44:01 PM
Quote from: Nelizar The Hybrid on Oct 17, 2010, 09:39:28 PM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 09:36:46 PM
Grenades do not hurt a goldblumasouras-rex. Come up something more inventive!

*Sends a wave of Xenomorphs at you*
*laughs*
*Crosses arms.*
"Still not inventive enough"
*Takes em all out with a swipe of his tail*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nelizar The Hybrid on Oct 17, 2010, 09:45:04 PM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 09:44:01 PM
Quote from: Nelizar The Hybrid on Oct 17, 2010, 09:39:28 PM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 09:36:46 PM
Grenades do not hurt a goldblumasouras-rex. Come up something more inventive!

*Sends a wave of Xenomorphs at you*
*laughs*
*Crosses arms.*
"Still not inventive enough"
*Takes em all out with a swipe of his tail*



*Sends wave of furry friends at you*
LOL!!!!! I had to :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 09:46:09 PM
STOP IGNORING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW DIE!!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20080629144922%2Ftardis%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ffa%2F06.jpg&hash=353d718bc243da5ac897f2aafdf050391aa1e6c4)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 17, 2010, 09:46:24 PM
Quote from: DJ P#ssyface on Oct 17, 2010, 09:42:53 PM
*Daleks exterminate every living person in the thread*
Not me cause I had an I.E.D around the corner. To be honest, your lucky you sent the Daleks, what ever they are.  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 17, 2010, 09:47:08 PM
Quote from: Nelizar The Hybrid on Oct 17, 2010, 09:45:04 PM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 09:44:01 PM
Quote from: Nelizar The Hybrid on Oct 17, 2010, 09:39:28 PM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 17, 2010, 09:36:46 PM
Grenades do not hurt a goldblumasouras-rex. Come up something more inventive!

*Sends a wave of Xenomorphs at you*
*laughs*
*Crosses arms.*
"Still not inventive enough"
*Takes em all out with a swipe of his tail*



*Sends wave of furry friends at you*
LOL!!!!! I had to :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhI0OVs_zj0
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 09:53:10 PM
.......
......
......
......

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg685.imageshack.us%2Fimg685%2F3439%2Fdaleks20internet20tradi.jpg&hash=bb0e5ada5110cfc97cfd47437f8655d09ac17a3c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 17, 2010, 09:55:08 PM
... attempting to give a damn.

... attempt failed.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 17, 2010, 09:57:39 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc09.deviantart.net%2Ffs70%2Ff%2F2010%2F204%2F1%2F1%2FDaleks_Demotivational_by_VampiricYoshi.jpg&hash=fd35683b3fefc217d6b04b4e66f2511962d0e5ec)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 18, 2010, 12:01:14 AM
I've missed quite a bit apparantly.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 18, 2010, 12:13:20 AM
D:
KILL THE FURRIES!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 18, 2010, 01:30:42 AM
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/images/2006/03/ghost-rider-artwork4.jpg
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 18, 2010, 05:04:51 AM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 18, 2010, 05:25:53 AM
*As all the furries drop dead*
KILL THEM ALL DAMMIT!
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 18, 2010, 05:33:30 AM
PETA is going have a fu*king noose around your neck.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 18, 2010, 05:36:07 AM
What.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 18, 2010, 05:51:28 AM
*Facepalm*

Look up PETA.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 18, 2010, 05:55:37 AM
I know what PETA is but they arent animals theyre furries!
Unless that was directed at the furries in which case, yeah thats correct.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 18, 2010, 05:56:12 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 18, 2010, 05:25:53 AM
*As all the furries drop dead*
KILL THEM ALL DAMMIT!
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
What the hell is wrong with you...
{Grabs him and throws him into a drum of oil}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 18, 2010, 05:56:51 AM
Just the general thought of killing an animal.. those furry... animals...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 18, 2010, 05:58:08 AM
Furries =/= Animals
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 18, 2010, 05:56:12 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 18, 2010, 05:25:53 AM
*As all the furries drop dead*
KILL THEM ALL DAMMIT!
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
What the hell is wrong with you...
{Grabs him and throws him into a drum of oil}
Im sorry if I dont support the sexual mistreatment of animals PQ!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 18, 2010, 06:00:30 AM
{While Fitz is in the drum of oil she kicks it down a large hill}
Once again not all furries are like that...
Hey Sweeps!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 18, 2010, 06:05:02 AM
But Nelizar IS that type of Furry and I meant kill all of his Furry friends who would obviously do the same thing!
*Jumps out of barrel mid air before it begins to rioll*
Ok?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 18, 2010, 06:07:52 AM
Hey Queen!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 18, 2010, 06:10:53 AM
*Has doubts about if PQ is supporting furries*
*Thought runs through head*
"When in doubt, C4"
*Throws C4 in between Pq, Sweeps, and Fitz then detonates it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 18, 2010, 06:15:14 AM
{Jumps out of the way then tackles Fitz} What the hell was that for! {Punchs him in the gut}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 18, 2010, 06:16:27 AM
Im the one that exploded!
*Coughs up blood*
And who said it was a lethal amount anyways?!?!?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 18, 2010, 06:18:31 AM
{Stops and helps Fitz up} I guess your right... sorry {Rubs the back of her head and nervously laughs}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 18, 2010, 06:22:43 AM
*Continues throwing up blood*
I think you ruptured my intestines and my stomach!
The acid!
Oh my-
*Throws up large amounts of blood and stomach acid then falls over in the puddle*
FUUUUU-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 18, 2010, 11:36:53 AM
0.0....... what the hell happened when I was gone?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 18, 2010, 12:30:09 PM
...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 18, 2010, 12:46:01 PM
I'll have my tea.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sciencemediacentre.co.nz%2Fwp-content%2Fupload%2F2009%2F03%2Ftea.jpg&hash=889f49632131dc6db40fe1cf1ab67d81411e52fc)
*Sips tea*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 18, 2010, 12:52:03 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmulti-medium.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F03%2Fghost-rider.jpg&hash=3732f5cdadd8a0310a92026cfdb5a6dc15a7b380)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 18, 2010, 12:53:54 PM
lets see...

*pours milk in Omega's tea*

who wis going to breakfast here?

*scratches a pan with scrambled eggs on it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 18, 2010, 01:58:02 PM
Hey, my tea!! I don't like Milked tea!!
You wasted my cup of tea...

Run.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 18, 2010, 02:03:07 PM
*drinks the milked tea and serves more tea*

you mad?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 18, 2010, 02:06:52 PM
*Eyes blaze*
Told you.
*Charges at Acheronsis and throws him in a pool of molten steel*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 18, 2010, 02:41:59 PM
hey that tea was for you too!

ARRRGGHH-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 18, 2010, 02:44:08 PM
*Grabs what remains and injects regenerating serum*
Lesson learned, I guess.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 18, 2010, 07:20:11 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 18, 2010, 06:22:43 AM
*Continues throwing up blood*
I think you ruptured my intestines and my stomach!
The acid!
Oh my-
*Throws up large amounts of blood and stomach acid then falls over in the puddle*
FUUUUU-
Should I sew him up or something? {Lightly pushes Fitz on his side with her foot} hey...you...get...up....please?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 18, 2010, 08:08:04 PM
Hey! Who wants to watch an Alien Ressurection and Aliens VS Predator Requiem marathon?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 18, 2010, 08:29:10 PM
thanks god im dead
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 18, 2010, 08:46:28 PM
Quote from: DJ P#ssyface on Oct 18, 2010, 08:08:04 PM
Hey! Who wants to watch an Alien Ressurection and Aliens VS Predator Requiem marathon?!
*puts 357 magnum to head*
SAY THAT AGAIN...SAY. THAT. AGAIN. I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFU*KER!!!! SAY IT ONE MORE TIME!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 18, 2010, 08:50:30 PM
HEY! WHO WANTS TO WATCH AND ALIEN RESSURECTION AND ALIEN VS PREDATOR REQUIEM?!

*kicks gun from hand and outs tv near face*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 18, 2010, 09:00:37 PM
Quote from: DJ P#ssyface on Oct 18, 2010, 08:50:30 PM
HEY! WHO WANTS TO WATCH AND ALIEN RESSURECTION AND ALIEN VS PREDATOR REQUIEM?!

*kicks gun from hand and outs tv near face*
*takes out a benelli M1014 combat shotgun and fills DJ with 8 6 inch wide holes. Takes out machete and stabs through chest. Watches with great pleasure as DJ dies a slow, horrible death.*

takes out a Benelli



*takes
takes out a
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 18, 2010, 09:45:50 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 18, 2010, 07:20:11 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 18, 2010, 06:22:43 AM
*Continues throwing up blood*
I think you ruptured my intestines and my stomach!
The acid!
Oh my-
*Throws up large amounts of blood and stomach acid then falls over in the puddle*
FUUUUU-
Should I sew him up or something? {Lightly pushes Fitz on his side with her foot} hey...you...get...up....please?
Use.... those..... stabby..... medicine...... knife...... thingies......
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 18, 2010, 10:03:14 PM
Oh my medikit... yah that would be a good idea... {Grabs Fitz and flips him on his back and takes her medikit out} Just relies that I take no responsibility if you die in my hands... but I will take your skull and spine as a memento maybe your heart I have yet to deicide ... {pulls out hideously scary surgery tools} think pretty thoughts!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 18, 2010, 10:09:26 PM
Well crap.
*Thinks about good things and hopes not to die*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 18, 2010, 11:24:09 PM
*stands watching in frightened anticipation*
c'mon fitz, don't die again....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 18, 2010, 11:28:39 PM
{After a grueling 10 minutes she finishes up on Fitz and pulls away to get a better view of her work} Well good news, you're not dead Fitz! {Looks over KIBA918} Who the hell are you?... {Stands up and Knocks him over}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Oct 18, 2010, 11:35:23 PM
(Walks in wearing sunglasses and in a leter jacket.
Places 45 longslide with laser sighting on table)

Why am I not in your Harem yet?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 18, 2010, 11:37:28 PM
you know who I am!!!!
*gets up and shoots at PQ with benelli M1014 semi-auto shotgun, stops for a second.*
Hey are you gonna get Predators tomorrow?
*continues shooting*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Oct 18, 2010, 11:40:03 PM
(Looks over to KIBA918)
A little quiet please? I am threatening violence to a very nice lady here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 18, 2010, 11:41:36 PM
but she pushed me down for no reason!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 19, 2010, 12:18:03 AM
hey you dumbass, you can't kill somebody slow and painfully with a buckshot at point blank. you obviously have never seen somebody shot like that. its... gruesome.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 19, 2010, 12:21:11 AM
Seriously even a pred would effectively drop dead....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 19, 2010, 12:31:11 AM
you should see what a Ma-deuce spray does to man. turns them into jelly. at more than 500m. its scary how much range those machine guns have. they don't even need to be accurate, such energy they carry.

i think John Rambo had a pretty accurate portray of it. except for a sniper using an anti-material rifle it was spot on.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 19, 2010, 12:35:31 AM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 18, 2010, 11:37:28 PM
you know who I am!!!!
*gets up and shoots at PQ with benelli M1014 semi-auto shotgun, stops for a second.*
Hey are you gonna get Predators tomorrow?
*continues shooting*
{The shoots bounce off her armor} Hey, don't dent my armor! And sorry TheMonolith I have been dealing with other things but I will get right on it!
{Sits down on a stump and kicks her feet around bored}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 19, 2010, 12:41:26 AM
hey guys, ever wondered why some words sound nastier than a swear word when they are on the wrong context?

"and then they porked."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: ShadowPred on Oct 19, 2010, 12:42:02 AM
I thought of eating when I read that.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 19, 2010, 12:43:00 AM
Me too.
But not eating as in ora- Forget it.
Barbecue pork is what I thought of
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: ShadowPred on Oct 19, 2010, 01:00:50 AM
Well we all do eat orally, unless you meant orally in the sexual sense, then I begin to question things that I can't even imagine, and that doesn't even make sense.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 19, 2010, 01:02:36 AM
Bad joke was bad.
Drop it plz.
*Pulls out cookies*
Who wants cookies?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: ShadowPred on Oct 19, 2010, 01:03:58 AM
Poison cookies?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 19, 2010, 01:04:49 AM
No.
Triple chocolate chunk is the correct type of cookie.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 19, 2010, 01:05:21 AM
{Gags a bit} sounds like to much chocolate for my tastes...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: ShadowPred on Oct 19, 2010, 01:05:31 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 19, 2010, 01:04:49 AM
No.
Triple chocolate chunk is the correct type of cookie.



Bitch, please, we all know that oatmeal cookies beat out every other cookie out there.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 19, 2010, 01:06:35 AM
*Backs away slowly*
Your lack of chocolate disturbs me.
*Dips cookie in chocolate milk and eats it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: ShadowPred on Oct 19, 2010, 01:07:53 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 19, 2010, 01:06:35 AM
*Backs away slowly*
Your lack of chocolate disturbs me.
*Dips cookie in chocolate milk and eats it*

*readies BFG*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 19, 2010, 01:08:45 AM
*Throws oatmeal cookie into ShadowPreds mouth*
Dont kill me plz
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: ShadowPred on Oct 19, 2010, 01:14:30 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 19, 2010, 01:08:45 AM
*Throws oatmeal cookie into ShadowPreds mouth*
Dont kill me plz


*wipes oatmeal cookie off of face*


*death glare*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 19, 2010, 01:17:55 AM
Crap.
Did that hit your face?
It was supposed to go in your mouth like so.
*Eats chocolate chunk cookie*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 19, 2010, 01:20:49 AM
BFG, huh? Nice. Anyways, WHY DUZ NO ONEZ LIKE MEEEEZ!!!!????
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 19, 2010, 01:21:23 AM
Your a flesh eating zombie.
Whats to like ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 19, 2010, 01:28:28 AM
We dont know him thats why...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: ShadowPred on Oct 19, 2010, 01:29:33 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 19, 2010, 01:17:55 AM
Crap.
Did that hit your face?
It was supposed to go in your mouth like so.
*Eats chocolate chunk cookie*


*Throws explosive cookie*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 19, 2010, 01:30:34 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 19, 2010, 01:28:28 AM
We dont know him thats why...
*Scratches chin* Well you see about that....
Quote from: ShadowPred on Oct 19, 2010, 01:29:33 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 19, 2010, 01:17:55 AM
Crap.
Did that hit your face?
It was supposed to go in your mouth like so.
*Eats chocolate chunk cookie*


*Throws explosive cookie*
*Flies back* WTF
Ow. Aright dammit I wont tell
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: ShadowPred on Oct 19, 2010, 01:31:22 AM
I can't drag this on anymore, lol.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 19, 2010, 01:32:19 AM
Thats what she said :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: ShadowPred on Oct 19, 2010, 01:34:20 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 19, 2010, 01:32:19 AM
Thats what she said :D


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi124.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fp30%2FShadowPred%2F2f0bnl2jpg.gif&hash=c991a30c4c2462192bc16465a34361040150fe3d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 19, 2010, 05:48:56 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ugo.com%2Ftherush%2Fimages%2Farticles%2Falien-resurrection-1997---the-newborn-310%2Fmain.jpg&hash=a144126651f7af168373f7296a02fb2fb96c9aca)

I smell something gooood!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 19, 2010, 07:50:53 AM
Well you can has cookie if you want.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 19, 2010, 10:23:27 AM
*sniff*

You're the first one to accept me!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gonewiththetwins.com%2Fpages%2Ffeatures%2F2009%2Fimages%2Ftoptenmonstersvsaliens%2Falienresurrection.jpg&hash=74ef9d79b91ead692789d7ec234ef8e145953666)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 19, 2010, 11:34:45 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 19, 2010, 01:21:23 AM
Your a flesh eating zombie.
Whats to like ;)
I'm not exactly a Zombie. I'm an intelligent military experiment...I just like the occasional human meat, that's all...
*nibbles on Predqueens hand a little*
it's not that I want to eat any of you.
*Prepares for a massive bite on Predqueens hand*
IVE NEVER HAD PREDATOR MEAT BEFORE!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAHHHRRR!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 19, 2010, 01:51:01 PM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 19, 2010, 11:34:45 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 19, 2010, 01:21:23 AM
Your a flesh eating zombie.
Whats to like ;)
I'm not exactly a Zombie. I'm an intelligent military experiment...I just like the occasional human meat, that's all...
*nibbles on Predqueens hand a little*
it's not that I want to eat any of you.
*Prepares for a massive bite on Predqueens hand*
IVE NEVER HAD PREDATOR MEAT BEFORE!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAHHHRRR!!!!!

LOOK INTO MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmulti-medium.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F03%2Fghost-rider.jpg&hash=3732f5cdadd8a0310a92026cfdb5a6dc15a7b380)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Oct 19, 2010, 04:27:13 PM
Meh.

(Walks up to Predator Queen with zombie eyes.)
Must give rare steak.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bunrab.com%2Fdailyfeed%2Fdailyfeed_images_jan-07%2Fdf07_01-08_steak.jpg&hash=6918fdab7854b0f5ce629ec765c3e7b89270a742)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 19, 2010, 05:26:24 PM
*shoots monolith with benelli M1014 shotgun.*
if anybody's gonna eat her head, it's gonna be me!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Oct 19, 2010, 06:28:44 PM
(Head regenerates.)
Do you have any idea how much that stings?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vfxhq.com%2F1997%2Fstills%2Fmen%2Fmen-wings1.gif&hash=605a1eb5f91744c0e3a6c021220363a9adfa3676)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 19, 2010, 06:35:31 PM
*beats snot out of monolith for 10 minutes straight.*
does THAT sting??
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Oct 19, 2010, 06:48:46 PM
(Wlks out of room. Raises arms)
I DID IT ADRIAN! I'M NOT A BUM!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 19, 2010, 07:13:35 PM
 >:( Rambo could slaughter Rocky.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Oct 19, 2010, 07:20:57 PM
This is true.
I CAN'T FIND YOUR f**kING LEGS!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 19, 2010, 08:23:59 PM
NOTHING IS OVER!!!!!!!  NOTHING!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 19, 2010, 10:35:14 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Oct 19, 2010, 04:27:13 PM
Meh.

(Walks up to Predator Queen with zombie eyes.)
Must give rare steak.
http://www.bunrab.com/dailyfeed/dailyfeed_images_jan-07/df07_01-08_steak.jpg
{Takes it and hugs Monolith softly not to hurt him} thank you!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 19, 2010, 10:38:15 PM
My strength has diminished.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wallpaperbase.com%2Fwallpapers%2Fmovie%2Fghostrider%2Fghost_rider_1.jpg&hash=6c531e7b624687f5fc415e1d3915826f5daba15d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Oct 19, 2010, 10:43:54 PM
I got some Molotovs if you want a boost.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 19, 2010, 10:47:35 PM
Sorrow has drained me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 19, 2010, 10:49:37 PM
Sound like an emo kid {Bites into her steak}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 19, 2010, 10:50:15 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 19, 2010, 10:49:37 PM
Sound like an emo kid {Bites into her steak}

I am. (Check facebook and you'll see why.)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 19, 2010, 10:52:13 PM
O_O {Grabs Ghost Rider in a hug} I am so sorry.... I am SO SORRY!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 19, 2010, 10:53:09 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 19, 2010, 10:52:13 PM
O_O {Grabs Ghost Rider in a hug} I am so sorry.... I am SO SORRY!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwatchstuff.com%2Fimages%2F2006%2F03%2Fghost-rider-artwork4.jpg&hash=c5ad2bd576631f4ef4003a8ac006c21386759a0d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 19, 2010, 11:30:52 PM
*while Predqueen and Ghost Rider hug passionately, KIBA grabs Predqueens leg and nibbles.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 19, 2010, 11:35:56 PM
*Eats chocolate chunk cookies*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 19, 2010, 11:40:06 PM
I'm sorry. But predator flesh is delicious!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 19, 2010, 11:42:44 PM
Oh crap!
I forgot to figure in the EU!
That meat will make you live like forever!!
*Stabs knife into Kiba's head*
STOP EATING YOU GREEDY LITTLE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Oct 19, 2010, 11:43:55 PM
*pokes head in thread*

*brakes into a song*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9juhwb294c

*leaves*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 19, 2010, 11:44:04 PM
{Pulls away from Ghost and slices Kiba's head off with her wrist blades} Give me one reason I should not use all my knowledge of how to kill a zombie on you!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 20, 2010, 12:59:15 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Oct 19, 2010, 11:43:55 PM
*pokes head in thread*

*brakes into a song*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9juhwb294c

*leaves*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nUbCgQEiHo
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 20, 2010, 02:07:23 AM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 19, 2010, 11:30:52 PM
*while Predqueen and Ghost Rider hug passionately, KIBA grabs Predqueens leg and nibbles.*


I will destroy you.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aceshowbiz.com%2Fimages%2Fstill%2Fghost_rider27.jpg&hash=f59132b226bb4d0d8270e2f4a05f4eafac9e3385)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 20, 2010, 02:17:49 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 19, 2010, 11:44:04 PM
{Pulls away from Ghost and slices Kiba's head off with her wrist blades} Give me one reason I should not use all my knowledge of how to kill a zombie on you!
*puts head back on shoulders, composes himself.*
Look, I'm sorry, okay? But I'm not a Zombie. I'm a genetically engineered military experiment. I can't die. I have super strength,speed and regenerative abilities. I just like the occasional bite of flesh, that's all. And now I love predator flesh more than human flesh. I may not eat you, predqueen, but I will eat one of your species...
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 20, 2010, 02:07:23 AM


Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 19, 2010, 11:30:52 PM
*while Predqueen and Ghost Rider hug passionately, KIBA grabs Predqueens leg and nibbles.*

I will destroy you.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aceshowbiz.com%2Fimages%2Fstill%2Fghost_rider27.jpg&hash=f59132b226bb4d0d8270e2f4a05f4eafac9e3385)
Bring it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 20, 2010, 02:19:33 AM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 20, 2010, 02:17:49 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 19, 2010, 11:44:04 PM
{Pulls away from Ghost and slices Kiba's head off with her wrist blades} Give me one reason I should not use all my knowledge of how to kill a zombie on you!
*puts head back on shoulders, composes himself.*
Look, I'm sorry, okay? But I'm not a Zombie. I'm a genetically engineered military experiment. I can't die. I have super strength,speed and regenerative abilities. I just like the occasional bite of flesh, that's all. And now I love predator flesh more than human flesh. I may not eat you, predqueen, but I will eat one of your species...
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 20, 2010, 02:07:23 AM


Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 19, 2010, 11:30:52 PM
*while Predqueen and Ghost Rider hug passionately, KIBA grabs Predqueens leg and nibbles.*

I will destroy you.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aceshowbiz.com%2Fimages%2Fstill%2Fghost_rider27.jpg&hash=f59132b226bb4d0d8270e2f4a05f4eafac9e3385)
Bring it.

Get some.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fearnet.com%2FfearnetImages%2Fimh2Kv1eaaab9OIhKiwD6PJyrA%3D%3D.jpg&hash=5bd384cfe1d884c9bbc314ba0777e04ac83d0df8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 20, 2010, 02:32:07 AM
sure is attention-seeking teenagers here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 20, 2010, 02:34:36 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 20, 2010, 02:32:07 AM
sure is attention-seeking teenagers here.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bestweekever.tv%2Fbwe%2Fimages%2F2008%2F08%2FGhost%2520Rider%2520large.jpg&hash=132874471ab4cb698c2c8d22704be54b5d3bc54a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 20, 2010, 03:06:26 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 20, 2010, 02:32:07 AM
sure is attention-seeking teenagers here.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi204.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb271%2FBlackWolf_66%2FWolf%2520Okami%2F2329-189.jpg&hash=f5901c3e7bf8f9a84b2cddabdd985b7f4671558d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 20, 2010, 03:09:17 AM
Still my power level is below normal.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mobi11.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F04%2Fghostrider.jpg&hash=e82668f7b1f9b1b8343e038ee80ecfa81a1381d8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 20, 2010, 09:02:10 AM
Mines OVER NINE THOUSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNND!!!!

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 20, 2010, 10:28:34 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 20, 2010, 03:09:17 AM
Still my power level is below normal.

http://[/quote]
Then I suggest you don't try and take me on.
[img]http://wallpapers.free-review.net/wallpapers/18/Scorpion_-_Mortal_Kombat.jpg

Did I mention I have hellfire powers? Well I do. AND I used to be a ninja.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 20, 2010, 12:01:58 PM
Quote from: DJ P#ssyface on Oct 20, 2010, 09:02:10 AM
Mines OVER NINE THOUSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNND!!!!


...

get outta here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 20, 2010, 02:18:29 PM
Quote from: DJ P#ssyface on Oct 20, 2010, 09:02:10 AM
Mines OVER NINE THOUSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNND!!!!

Prince Vegeta you are not.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 20, 2010, 07:59:03 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 20, 2010, 02:18:29 PM
Quote from: DJ P#ssyface on Oct 20, 2010, 09:02:10 AM
Mines OVER NINE THOUSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNND!!!!

Prince Vegeta you are not.

Ghost Rider you are not.

PWNT
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 20, 2010, 08:15:23 PM
Quote from: DJ P#ssyface on Oct 20, 2010, 07:59:03 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 20, 2010, 02:18:29 PM
Quote from: DJ P#ssyface on Oct 20, 2010, 09:02:10 AM
Mines OVER NINE THOUSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNND!!!!

Prince Vegeta you are not.

Ghost Rider you are not.

PWNT

I am Ghost Rider.

Its in my name.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 20, 2010, 08:16:32 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
man you got pwned!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 20, 2010, 08:17:46 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 20, 2010, 08:15:23 PM
Quote from: DJ P#ssyface on Oct 20, 2010, 07:59:03 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 20, 2010, 02:18:29 PM
Quote from: DJ P#ssyface on Oct 20, 2010, 09:02:10 AM
Mines OVER NINE THOUSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNND!!!!

Prince Vegeta you are not.

Ghost Rider you are not.

PWNT

I am Ghost Rider.

Its in my name.

This is a world of false names... Ghost Rider you are not, Skywalker you are.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 20, 2010, 08:18:42 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwatchstuff.com%2Fimages%2F2006%2F03%2Fghost-rider-artwork4.jpg&hash=c5ad2bd576631f4ef4003a8ac006c21386759a0d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 20, 2010, 09:45:53 PM
This thread is annoyingly boring....
*Pulls out C4*
Who wants to do a tournament?
*Begins demolition construction on a mountain and begins to slowly build an arena*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 20, 2010, 09:47:06 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 20, 2010, 09:45:53 PM
This thread is annoyingly boring....
*Pulls out C4*
Who wants to do a tournament?
*Begins demolition construction on a mountain and begins to slowly build an arena*

What kind of tournament?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 20, 2010, 09:49:07 PM
*Begins to yell as the C4 detonates at strategic location*
ITS LIKE A BIG MAZE AND EVERYONE GOES IN, LAST MAN STANDING WINS, ITS A FREE FOR ALL NO ALLIANCES!
*The last of the C4 charges blows and a perfect arena maze is left*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 20, 2010, 09:50:30 PM
Maybe this will end my suffering.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 20, 2010, 09:55:50 PM
*Begins to slate up names*
We have two people, who else wants to join?
You are allowed to view one portion of the maze so that you know what it looks like.
*Removes roof from maze*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.starwon.com.au%2F%7Ecfrench%2FMaze.jpg&hash=dd7dc6dd8705d46c332c79a33f1903c85f44beba)
Each wall is twenty feet high.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 20, 2010, 09:56:57 PM
Remember this is only a small portion. There are many dead ends.
Emphasis on dead.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 20, 2010, 09:58:55 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 20, 2010, 09:56:57 PM
Remember this is only a small portion. There are many dead ends.
Emphasis on dead.

The more the merrier.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 21, 2010, 12:40:49 AM
*pulls out a rapid fire, silenced ACR assault rifle with a red dot sight and extended clip and a Benelli M1014 semi-automatic combat shotgun and twin 357 magnums.*
I'm in, baby.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 21, 2010, 01:11:55 AM
No no/ You go in weaponless and find shit in there.
If not then Chupa and I would have to be banned because of the sheer amount of death we would bring.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 01:15:31 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 21, 2010, 01:11:55 AM
No no/ You go in weaponless and find shit in there.
If not then Chupa and I would have to be banned because of the sheer amount of death we would bring.

What about me? I'll give up my weapons, but what about my demonic powers?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 21, 2010, 01:17:21 AM
Well lets see....
Umm Sure just dont spam them.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 01:19:15 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 21, 2010, 01:17:21 AM
Well lets see....
Umm Sure just dont spam them.

As you wish.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 21, 2010, 01:21:22 AM
Begin!
Well get more people in as we go....
*Enters through the south*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 01:22:07 AM
*enters through the north*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 21, 2010, 01:24:11 AM
*Goes left, left, right, left, up, down, right, left then up and right*
Im f**king lost
*Turns another corner and finds a pistol*
Ok then.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 01:25:50 AM
* goes left, left, right, right, left, right and finds a shotgun.*

This could be of some use.

* goes to the left.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 21, 2010, 01:27:08 AM
*Goes right up left right down and then left and finds a rocket launcher*
Excellent
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 01:29:35 AM
*goes left right left up right and finds an Armalite assault rifle.* This will help.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 21, 2010, 02:00:53 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.anzemc.com%2Fp7bpassets%2Fimages%2FANZEMC_MazeShortcut_1.jpg&hash=cc19cddaf107888f5f08f1dc5ae3e746c319f0b2)

I found a shortcut!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 02:02:13 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmulti-medium.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F03%2Fghost-rider.jpg&hash=3732f5cdadd8a0310a92026cfdb5a6dc15a7b380)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 21, 2010, 02:10:38 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Oct 21, 2010, 02:00:53 AM
http://www.anzemc.com/p7bpassets/images/ANZEMC_MazeShortcut_1.jpg

I found a shortcut!
Great now what about the minotaur!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 02:13:45 AM
* goes left right left and finds a pistol.* Now i must find a way out.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 21, 2010, 02:20:35 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 21, 2010, 02:10:38 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Oct 21, 2010, 02:00:53 AM
http://www.anzemc.com/p7bpassets/images/ANZEMC_MazeShortcut_1.jpg

I found a shortcut!
Great now what about the minotaur!

I think he got out.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 21, 2010, 02:20:39 AM
*Tries to go pee pee on Ghost Rider's blue flames, but the hotness evaporates it before it reaches any surface*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 02:21:53 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 21, 2010, 02:20:39 AM
*Tries to go pee pee on Ghost Rider's blue flames, but the hotness evaporates it before it reaches any surface*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmulti-medium.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F03%2Fghost-rider.jpg&hash=3732f5cdadd8a0310a92026cfdb5a6dc15a7b380)

*shoots Sweeps with Armalite.*

One down....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 21, 2010, 02:22:59 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 02:21:53 AM
*shoots Sweeps with Armalite.*

One down....
-_-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwV-sAw-tAs
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 02:25:50 AM
Why won't you DIE!?!?!!?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 21, 2010, 02:26:03 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 21, 2010, 02:22:59 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 02:21:53 AM
*shoots Sweeps with Armalite.*

One down....
-_-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwV-sAw-tAs

I have a feeling this could become the next John Goodman.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 02:28:18 AM
*tries to kill everyone in the labyrinth.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 21, 2010, 02:38:20 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Oct 21, 2010, 02:26:03 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 21, 2010, 02:22:59 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwV-sAw-tAs

I have a feeling this could become the next John Goodman.

:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYNzht4h0-k
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 21, 2010, 03:25:39 AM
*Shoots at Ghost with rocket launcher*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oJEP7-Csz8
THAT WAS AWESOME!
(In b4 Chupa, I could not find a vid of an AT4-CS but I know that in a maze you would find that and not an AT4 that would kill me)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: ShadowPred on Oct 21, 2010, 04:55:54 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Oct 21, 2010, 02:26:03 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 21, 2010, 02:22:59 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 02:21:53 AM
*shoots Sweeps with Armalite.*

One down....
-_-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwV-sAw-tAs

I have a feeling this could become the next John Goodman.


The opportunities to use it would be rare.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 21, 2010, 07:15:25 AM
Suuuuup?

Who wants weed?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 21, 2010, 10:34:46 AM
*Jumps out from behind a corner and guts Fitz with my machete. Reactivates cloaking device amd starts to hunt ghost rider.*
YOURE NEXT
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 21, 2010, 01:15:39 PM
uhh guys.... has anyone like... tried to climb up the labyrinth before? i see no barbed wire, traps and these walls are quite thick. i guess if we choose a heading and stuck with it we could then get down in the exit.

*gets the equipment ready*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 01:39:02 PM
*stumbles around, waiting for his death wish.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 21, 2010, 04:00:59 PM
*jumps out and decaptitates ghost rider. Recloaks and hides*
wish granted.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 21, 2010, 04:11:40 PM
*already on top of the labyrinth*

Fitz, grab a rope and climb up, you gotta see this...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 04:38:14 PM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 21, 2010, 04:00:59 PM
*jumps out and decaptitates ghost rider. Recloaks and hides*
wish granted.

I can rest now. *flames go out.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 21, 2010, 05:24:11 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 21, 2010, 04:11:40 PM
*already on top of the labyrinth*

Fitz, grab a rope and climb up, you gotta see this...
I've already gutted fitz.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 21, 2010, 06:41:54 PM
then nobody else lives.

*cuts the rope and jumps away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 21, 2010, 07:04:22 PM
*Climbs onto arena walls.*
Since I am the only one of the 3 official combatants to survive, I WIN!!!!!......hmm.....im hungry.
*walks away*
see you guys later!im goin to eat a predator!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 21, 2010, 08:22:27 PM
{Stands up from a nap} I am still here.... {Looks over to Kiba} if your talking about eatting me then I CAN EAT YOU FIRST! {Growls}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 21, 2010, 08:48:11 PM
i wouldn't eat that. Its got maggots in it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 21, 2010, 09:26:10 PM
*Begins working on a teleportation system*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 21, 2010, 09:37:15 PM
Dont do it Shobi I have seen this before only with Vincent Price! You will go into the teleportation system and you will have a fly head! And no girl likes a fly head....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 21, 2010, 09:51:37 PM
*Wasnt gutted*
Hey you!
*Kicks Kiba off of the top, killing him*
You stabbed the keg of Salsa I had!!!
*Looks around*
Meh I win.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 21, 2010, 09:58:05 PM
{Picks Fitz up and throws him over her shoulder} damn it every time you get hurt I have to fix you... {Takes him to where Shobi is}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 21, 2010, 10:03:47 PM
But im not hurt!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 21, 2010, 10:07:52 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 21, 2010, 08:22:27 PM
{Stands up from a nap} I am still here.... {Looks over to Kiba} if your talking about eatting me then I CAN EAT YOU FIRST! {Growls}
OK, if you remember the last time I tried to eat you, you cut my head off. Even though I can't die it was a minor inconvenience that I would prefer not to go
through again needlessly. I was just talking about a different predator.


Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 21, 2010, 08:48:11 PM
i wouldn't eat that. Its got maggots in it.
ok, you know what???? I'm NOT A F*CKIN ZOMBIE!!!!!! I am a military experiment that has super-ah you know what? Forget it.
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 21, 2010, 09:51:37 PM
*Wasnt gutted*
Hey you!
*Kicks Kiba off of the top, killing him*
You stabbed the keg of Salsa I had!!!
*Looks around*
Meh I win.
*yells from down the road*
HEY, I DON't KNOW WHO YOURE KICKING, BUT I'm WAY DOWN THIS ROAD!!!!! BUT IF YOU WANT A VICTOR, I CAN GIVE IT TO YA.
*pulls out 50 Caliber sniper rifle and shoots fitz in the head, obliterating the upper part of fitz body, effectively killing him.*
just throwin this out there, since you're goin to live through that, I'll just go on my merry way and eat a predator.
*cloaks and walks away*


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 21, 2010, 10:13:23 PM
{Throws Fitz into a leaf pile so he dosent get hit by Kiba}
Kiba you annoy me and once I have a bite to eat I am going to blow you body to bits and set them on fire and bury you in the ground!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 21, 2010, 10:15:14 PM
*On the ground*
Since I owe you now heres a Molotov.
*Hands PQ a molotov*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 21, 2010, 10:15:46 PM
"Your screwed!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 21, 2010, 10:17:41 PM
HEY!!!! Guess what????? I CANT DIE!!!!!! But hey, feel free to. In faxt, I DARE you. You'll just start a fight you can't win. And I would prefer not to eat you alive. Besides, you seem like a relatively nice lady.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 21, 2010, 10:19:29 PM
You need to be able to die or we banz you from here!
*Pulls out PF hammer*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 21, 2010, 10:27:06 PM
WTF? You were talking about how you can never die a few days ago!!!!! All that starchild bull!!!! You know what, F*CK THIS!!!!
* pulls out dual machetes and cuts off both of fitz arms, then cuts off legs, stabs in stomach multiple times, pulls out intestines, shoves into throat rips throat out, shoves into eyehole. Jumps away, pulls out rocket launcher, obliterates remains, burns all remains to ash.*
NOW!!!! I'm going to go eat a predator and I would appreciate it if you just ket me do that.
*walks away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 21, 2010, 10:28:45 PM
{Saves Fits by playing the god card} XD I love that trick!
{Offers Fitz a grilled cheese}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 21, 2010, 10:30:44 PM
*As he eats the sammich*
Mine is justified! I had to go through a damned story arc top get where I am and you just showed up and tried to be a bitch
So be quite
*Eats more sammich*
Thanks PQ :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 21, 2010, 10:32:00 PM
*returns with predator head in hand sees PQ Protected fitz*
GAH!-ah whatever, forget it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 21, 2010, 11:01:21 PM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Oct 21, 2010, 04:55:54 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Oct 21, 2010, 02:26:03 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 21, 2010, 02:22:59 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 02:21:53 AM
*shoots Sweeps with Armalite.*

One down....
-_-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwV-sAw-tAs

I have a feeling this could become the next John Goodman.


The opportunities to use it would be rare.

Not really; just anytime someone has a really dumb opinion. Which, on this site, is quite often.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 21, 2010, 11:01:58 PM
I think I'll get some good use out of that in the A/P Boards..
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 11:08:11 PM
Tournament over?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 21, 2010, 11:28:58 PM
yeah. No one won.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 11:30:40 PM
Oh well, What's next?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Oct 21, 2010, 11:32:17 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 11:30:40 PM
Oh well, What's next?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1XxSBDemcs

*cough, cough, cough*

Excuse me. Had a bit of an outburst there...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 11:33:08 PM
 :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 21, 2010, 11:43:14 PM
Ok here is an idea... I am going to let loose a pack of these dogs...
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi39.tinypic.com%2F211me7q.jpg&hash=c9a8779206d3324a4a7261fe6a9f3804b8015c5d)
For the LOLs and your guys are going to run and if you live you get dinner on me... and if you don't live well you're dead and dog food and I don't care...
and this will happen in
3.........
2.........
1.........
Go run and get your asses moving!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 11:46:47 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 21, 2010, 11:43:14 PM
Ok here is an idea... I am going to let loose a pack of these dogs...
http://i39.tinypic.com/211me7q.jpg
For the LOLs and your guys are going to run and if you live you get dinner on me... and if you don't live well you're dead and dog food and I don't care...
and this will happen in
3.........
2.........
1.........
Go run and get your asses moving!


OH S**T!!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Framascreen.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F11%2Fghostrider.jpg&hash=2e9fb898c1cf183c6efcc378b6204eacf91da09f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 21, 2010, 11:48:11 PM
*Climbs tree*
"I DONT HAVE A F**KING GUN!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 11:49:28 PM
*tosses Fitz an assault rifle made of hellfire.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 21, 2010, 11:50:41 PM
*Kills a dog*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 21, 2010, 11:57:07 PM
*opens a pocket and offers a bone to the nearest dog*

Here pooch! come on, i'm your buddy Here! Here! tssk tssk! do you want the bone? do you want the bone? Yes you do yes you do!

*trows the bone to the dog*

Wuzza a Good boy? wuzza a good boy? yes you are! Yes you are!

*scratches the dog in the belly as it neurotically moves its leg*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 11:58:31 PM
 :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 21, 2010, 11:58:40 PM
*Shoots dog that was about to kill Chupa from behind*
DONT TRUST THEM!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 21, 2010, 11:59:52 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 21, 2010, 11:58:40 PM
*Shoots dog that was about to kill Chupa from behind*
DONT TRUST THEM!

EVER!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 12:02:33 AM
Aww you bastard. Queen loves animals. i'm trying to get her to trust me.

besides, animals LOVE me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 22, 2010, 12:04:28 AM
{Was in a tree resting} yah there all female and 10x more aggressive {Was looking threw a horror magazine} oh and females are naturaly smarter
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 12:05:10 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 22, 2010, 12:04:28 AM
{Was in a tree resting} yah there all female and 10x more aggressive {Was looking threw a horror magazine}

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 12:10:18 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 22, 2010, 12:04:28 AM
{Was in a tree resting} yah there all female and 10x more aggressive {Was looking threw a horror magazine} oh and females are naturaly smarter

and they see more colours and smell more stuff whatever.

you know some girl once said to me that men would stop existing due to shrinking Y chromosome and that woman would be the only gender, hence, she was inherently supperior.

you wanna know what i replied with?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 12:12:21 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 12:10:18 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 22, 2010, 12:04:28 AM
{Was in a tree resting} yah there all female and 10x more aggressive {Was looking threw a horror magazine} oh and females are naturaly smarter

and they see more colours and smell more stuff whatever.

you know some girl once said to me that men would stop existing due to shrinking Y chromosome and that woman would be the only gender, hence, she was inherently supperior.

you wanna know what i replied with?

What was it?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 12:13:16 AM
"what are you? Lesbian?"


see, because single-sex is still sexual, it means in a world without men woman would evolve to take both roles, meaning a drastic appearance change, and a mixed genitalia. woman would not stop needing men, woman would become men themselves.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 22, 2010, 12:13:57 AM
{While Chupa is talking he gets jumped on by a dog}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 12:15:29 AM
*shoots the dog.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 12:17:07 AM
*the dog doesn't react to the gun-shot*

HEY GET OF YOU COCKBITING BITCH!!!

*seeing as the mandibles are too strong to let go, i shove my arm down its throat and make him smother to death*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 12:18:34 AM
*beats the living hell out of the dog.*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comicbookmovie.com%2Fimages%2Fusers%2Fuploads%2F16352%2Fghost_rider.jpg&hash=e26f2e801feab2afa9475dcc17240f9605b2d6e6)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 12:44:08 AM
*Uses rifle to start a forest fire*
KILL THEM WITH FIRE!
*Laughs hysterically and shoots rifle everywhere setting everything ablaze*
BURN BITCH BURN!
*The dogs roars and yelps can be heard*
YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET OUT OF THAT TREE QUEEN!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 12:46:32 AM
That'll do Fitz.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 22, 2010, 12:48:35 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 12:46:32 AM
That'll do Fitz.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkrant.telegraaf.nl%2Fkrant%2Fnaslag%2Ffilmrecensies%2Ffilm.991111babe.cromwell.jpg&hash=459833e56639b5aa2fdc3ce87fb5b9486aeec8d9)
That'll do.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 12:49:01 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Oct 22, 2010, 12:48:35 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 12:46:32 AM
That'll do Fitz.

http://krant.telegraaf.nl/krant/naslag/filmrecensies/film.991111babe.cromwell.jpg
That'll do.

Mmmm.....bacon.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 12:49:58 AM
*Breathes heavily*
Ok.... Ok
Now what?
*Overhears*
Bacon you say?
*Pulls out Molotov*
EXTRA TOASTY!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 12:51:39 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 12:49:58 AM
*Breathes heavily*
Ok.... Ok
Now what?
*Overhears*
Bacon you say?
*Pulls out Molotov*
EXTRA TOASTY!

Here ya go:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fposterous.com%2Fgetfile%2Ffiles.posterous.com%2Fbarryschuler%2F3UXwKeNQF7LgYzbLQY3xQHUcQD7lgDugFCzGG6e435X0w0QUo8tBNYYT5mbK%2Fcrispy_bacon_1.jpg&hash=5d6289cd62865f6765e9841a525ba54ed5b08094)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 12:52:22 AM
*stops before he can throw the Molotov*
Oh hey, thanks :)
*eats bacon*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 12:53:39 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sogoodblog.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F04%2Fbacon-gun2.jpg&hash=2991c8e9d94ef5f745f5600746d14be013c7eb85)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 12:56:32 AM
I believe it is time to trap Kiba, cover me Chupa.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F40301000%2Fgif%2F_40301313_giant_taco_300.gif&hash=21f4162a2df3447a180e15221dac9d9161337e74)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 12:57:23 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 12:56:32 AM
I believe it is time to trap Kiba, cover me Chupa.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40301000/gif/_40301313_giant_taco_300.gif

What the hell do i do?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 01:15:18 AM
Hold him with the chain.
Once the Taco is on top of him it will smother him and trap him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 01:17:51 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 01:15:18 AM
Hold him with the chain.
Once the Taco is on top of him it will smother him and trap him.

Ok.

*gets into postion.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 01:22:39 AM
*extends bipod and lays down*

go.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 01:24:59 AM
And here we go.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 22, 2010, 01:30:36 AM
{Was still in her tree eatting}
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi824.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fzz165%2FJORJI_Girl%2FFood%2FShrimpCocktail.jpg&hash=03807e5a12b2f0845bcea4fd0cb6990895546d8f)
{Looks down at her dead dogs and throws the glass at Fitz's face}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 01:31:14 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 22, 2010, 01:30:36 AM
{Was still in her tree eatting}
http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz165/JORJI_Girl/Food/ShrimpCocktail.jpg
{Looks down at her dead dogs and throws the glass at Fitz's face}

*catches glass.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 01:41:04 AM
*Whispering*
Thanks
*Nods to both Chupa and Ghost then slowly creeps up behind Kiba and lifts up the taco*
BOO!
*As Kiba turns around the taco smothers him and he begins to struggle in vain*
Ghost, hold the taco! Chupa make sure that the taco stays shut!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 01:42:35 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 01:41:04 AM
*Whispering*
Thanks
*Nods to both Chupa and Ghost then slowly creeps up behind Kiba and lifts up the taco*
BOO!
*As Kiba turns around the taco smothers him and he begins to struggle in vain*
Ghost, hold the taco! Chupa make sure that the taco stays shut!!!

*holds taco.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 01:44:10 AM
*sweaty muscles and HNNNNGGG sound effects*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 01:44:56 AM
HURRY FITZ!!!! DO WHAT YOU NEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 01:46:26 AM
*suspicious close ups of everyone's faces*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 01:46:38 AM
*Places a machine on the taco and the struggling stops*
Ok now that thats taken care of...
Can i have that glass Ghost?
i love shrimp. :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 01:47:39 AM
I don't. i despise everything that comes from the sea.

*shakes fist*

f**k you, sea!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 22, 2010, 01:48:24 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 01:44:10 AM
*sweaty muscles and HNNNNGGG sound effects*
Going Super Saiyan?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 01:50:46 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 22, 2010, 01:48:24 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 01:44:10 AM
*sweaty muscles and HNNNNGGG sound effects*
Going Super Saiyan?

naahh, i was trying to evoke the trap building scene from Predator.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 01:51:41 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 01:47:39 AM
I don't. i despise everything that comes from the sea.

*shakes fist*

f**k you, sea!
But.... But.... Women came from the sea through evolution!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 01:55:21 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 01:46:38 AM
*Places a machine on the taco and the struggling stops*
Ok now that thats taken care of...
Can i have that glass Ghost?
i love shrimp. :)

Here ya go.

Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 22, 2010, 01:48:24 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 01:44:10 AM
*sweaty muscles and HNNNNGGG sound effects*
Going Super Saiyan?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0MZeNsHyWg
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 02:01:21 AM
*Eats shrimp*
Thanks man, Now I have something to eat while I watch AMC fear fest!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 02:03:16 AM
What now?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 22, 2010, 02:04:14 AM
We go on.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 02:05:12 AM
*Laughs*
"Let me tell you there ain't no "edge of the preserve"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 02:05:21 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 22, 2010, 02:04:14 AM
We go on.....

The future?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 02:07:03 AM
*grabs fitz by the neck and lifts him*

What do you mean "Preserve"?

Where the f**k did you take us? what was that labyrinth all about?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 02:08:07 AM
I took you to a damned mountain where i built the arena.
Is it really so odd I felt like quoting Noland?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 22, 2010, 02:08:15 AM
Future LA? Hunting....Replicants?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 02:09:30 AM
Uh Oh.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 02:11:57 AM
*trows Fitz away then walks talking to himself*

Of course... the Labyrinth... it was a Space ship! he got us in there and took te whole damn place to the predator planet!

*turns around and points a looong finger at Fitz*

you don't fool me! there is no jungle on any high mountain!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 02:12:59 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 02:11:57 AM
*trows Fitz away then walks talking to himself*

Of course... the Labyrinth... it was a Space ship! he got us in there and took te whole damn place to the predator planet!

*turns around and points a looong finger at Fitz*

you don't fool me! there is no jungle on any high mountain!

You got to be kidding me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 02:13:25 AM
What jungle?
*Smells Chupa's breath*
Your high ya know that?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 22, 2010, 02:13:55 AM
"Last thing i remember i was falling. PSSST dont spoil Predators for me!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 02:14:45 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 02:13:25 AM
What jungle?
*Smells Chupa's breath*
Your high ya know that?

*looks at Fitz suspiciously.*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 02:15:50 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 02:13:25 AM
What jungle?
*Smells Chupa's breath*
Your high ya know that?

*grinding theeth*^

the one we JUST BURNED DOWN.

*shoves muzzle into Fitz cheek*

i say we grease this Rat-f**k sonuva bitch right here. right now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 02:16:48 AM
Hm....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 02:18:02 AM
*A three-dot laser appears on the palm Fitz is leaning against*

Shit. your execution can wait. we gotta get outta here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 02:19:26 AM
* shoots the predator.* (Don't Kill Me.) GET TO DA CHOPPAH!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 02:20:52 AM
*the dot dissapears*

YOU STUPID f**k!

now we don't know where it is... or where is it going. nobody moves a muscle.

*grabs a rock and trows it far away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 02:22:58 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 02:20:52 AM
*the dot dissapears*

YOU STUPID f**k!

now we don't know where it is... or where is it going. nobody moves a muscle.

*grabs a rock and trows it far away*

They'll concentrate on me. I'm warmer than all of you put together. I'll hold them off, you get the others out of here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 02:24:59 AM
*salutes, then nods to Shobi*

come on, you bitch...

*shoves the tied-up Fitz and all three go into the dense jungle. moments later, a loud scream is heard*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 02:26:54 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 02:24:59 AM
*salutes, then nods to Shobi*

come on, you bitch...

*shoves the tied-up Fitz and all three go into the dense jungle. moments later, a loud scream is heard*

*arm is broken* F**K!!! COME ON YOU F**KERS, I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 22, 2010, 02:27:35 AM
PQ: {Was playing chess with the Falconer Predator} f**k your to smart for me...
Falconer: {Nods and moves his turn winning the game}
PQ: {Tosses the chess board out of the tree}.............
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 02:29:05 AM
*tears the head off of a Predator.* WHO ELSE WANTS SOME!?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 02:29:18 AM
*stops cold*

if queen isn't hunting us... who is this Predator?

*shudders and keeps moving*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 02:30:47 AM
*radios Chupa* Is everyone to safety?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 22, 2010, 02:33:21 AM
PQ: {Shakes hands with Falconer} I guess that was fun I should really get back and hunt these guys... oh and tell Berserker to stop stalking me I dont like him he is ugly as F*CK...
Falconer: {Nods}
PQ: and tell Tusks to stop eatting my food! {Jumps out of the tree and goes after Ghost Rider and Chupa}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 02:34:52 AM
Are you so called "hunters" scared?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 02:35:49 AM
*ccrrrck*

got ariver to cross. too wide. gotta walk along and find a shallow pass.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 02:36:37 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 02:35:49 AM
*ccrrrck*

got ariver to cross. too wide. gotta walk along and find a shallow pass.

I've got something planned. Ghost out.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 22, 2010, 02:41:29 AM
{Uses her camouflage and stalks Chupa first, she was only a few yards behind him}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 02:42:34 AM
Damn Pred cloaks. Even i have trouble with them.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 02:49:24 AM
*Manages to tear off gag*
The forest was PQ's idea! Just like the dogs!!!
It was all her plan dammit!
LET ME GO!
(PS its awesome that we're doing this and Im Royce ;D)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 02:51:55 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 02:49:24 AM
*Manages to tear off gag*
The forest was PQ's idea! Just like the dogs!!!
It was all her plan dammit!
LET ME GO!
(PS its awesome that we're doing this and Im Royce ;D)

Oh s**t.

*looks for PQ*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 02:53:07 AM
IN THE TREE BEHIND YOU! LOOK OUT!
*Kicks Chupa making him drop him and move out of the way thus avoiding PQ's caster shot*
TRUST ME DAMMIT!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 02:54:39 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 02:53:07 AM
IN THE TREE BEHIND YOU! LOOK OUT!
*Kicks Chupa making him drop him and move out of the way thus avoiding PQ's caster shot*
TRUST ME DAMMIT!

*grabs Fitz and uses him as a meat shield.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 22, 2010, 02:57:31 AM
{Two shots go off both from opposite directions and shoot chupa in the stomach making his insides spill out all over ghost}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 02:58:36 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 22, 2010, 02:57:31 AM
{Two shots go off both from opposite directions and shoot chupa in the stomach making his insides spill out all over ghost}

*attacks PQ.*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsemanticdrift.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F09%2Fghost-rider-coverc.jpg&hash=78a1715f3f3a54246b52eb9b05e3e8a8c98c501a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Oct 22, 2010, 03:05:04 AM
Oh shit!

*breaks into a Willie Wonka song again*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52_aCVBFlkE

*leaves*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 03:05:32 AM
You F**KING **** **** *** ***** **** ****** *** USING ME AS A ********* SHIELD!
*Begins cursing and yelling in a combination of French, Hungarian, and Spanish making everyone stare mid-fight*
ISTENVERTE Kicsi , Mikor EN kap szabad Megorulok -hoz megol Mindannyiotok!
POURQUOI LA COUTUME CEUX-CI S'ENLÈVENT!
COMO EN EL MUNDO ESO ESTO CHUPA!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 22, 2010, 03:07:46 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 02:58:36 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 22, 2010, 02:57:31 AM
{Two shots go off both from opposite directions and shoot chupa in the stomach making his insides spill out all over ghost}

*attacks PQ.*

http://semanticdrift.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/ghost-rider-coverc.jpg
{Ends up attacking a smaller Predator male jet black with red tiger stripes}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 03:09:03 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 03:05:32 AM
You F**KING **** **** *** ***** **** ****** *** USING ME AS A ********* SHIELD!
*Begins cursing and yelling in a combination of French, Hungarian, and Spanish making everyone stare mid-fight*
ISTENVERTE Kicsi , Mikor EN kap szabad Megorulok -hoz megol Mindannyiotok!
POURQUOI LA COUTUME CEUX-CI S'ENLÈVENT!
COMO EN EL MUNDO ESO ESTO CHUPA!

F**KING SHUT UP OR I'LL MAKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 22, 2010, 03:07:46 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 02:58:36 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 22, 2010, 02:57:31 AM
{Two shots go off both from opposite directions and shoot chupa in the stomach making his insides spill out all over ghost}

*attacks PQ.*

http://semanticdrift.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/ghost-rider-coverc.jpg
{Ends up attacking a smaller Predator male jet black with red tiger stripes}

F**K!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 03:11:04 AM
*rolls down hill struggling*
F**K ALL OF YOU!
*Hits trees and rocks that eventually break the bondage*
TIME TO FULFILL MY PROMISE!
*Runs up hill as fast as he can*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 03:12:49 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 03:11:04 AM
*rolls down hill struggling*
F**K ALL OF YOU!
*Hits trees and rocks that eventually break the bondage*
TIME TO FULFILL MY PROMISE!
*Runs up hill as fast as he can*

*wraps chain around Fitz.*

Going somewhere?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 22, 2010, 03:15:24 AM
{On the hill was the Tusks Predator, he roars at Fitz and charges full force like a train}
{The Ghost Predator from Predator 2 tackles Ghost Rider down to protect the smaller black male}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 03:18:08 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 22, 2010, 03:15:24 AM
{On the hill was the Tusks Predator, he roars at Fitz and charges full force like a train}
{The Ghost Predator from Predator 2 tackles Ghost Rider down to protect the smaller black male}

*growls at Ghost Predator.*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmulti-medium.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F03%2Fghost-rider.jpg&hash=3732f5cdadd8a0310a92026cfdb5a6dc15a7b380)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 03:18:48 AM
*shaking starts to put intestines back inside*

S-s-somebody.... D-does somebody has ducktape?...

*coughs blood*

N-neverm-mind... i g-got a stapler...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 03:20:01 AM
*kills both Predators.*

Fitz? Come out, come out where ever you are.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 22, 2010, 03:22:32 AM
{Celtic Predator Drags Chupa away while his intestines are spilling out}
{Ghost Roars and pulls out the smart disk}
{PQ was ordering the rest of the group, Diablo (Anytime), Scar, Chopper, Wolf, Berserker and Falconer on what to do}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 03:23:31 AM
HHHHHHHHHHUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH-


f**k!!! f**kING FLYING HORSECOCKS-  SON OF A BITCH IN HEAAAAAA
AAAAAaaaaaa~

*its dragged away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 03:24:19 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 22, 2010, 03:22:32 AM
{Celtic Predator Drags Chupa away while his intestines are spilling out}
{Ghost Roars and pulls out the smart disk}
{PQ was ordering the rest of the group, Diablo (Anytime), Scar, Chopper, Wolf, Berserker and Falconer on what to do}

*cuts off Ghost Pred's hand.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 03:25:40 AM
MY f**kING GUTS!!!!

THEY ARE ALL OVER ME!!!!

(obvious "Dog soldiers" reference)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 03:27:12 AM
*Throws C4 on Tusks and kills him with the explosion*
TOO SLOW BITCH!
*Charges Chupa and breaks his neck*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF**********************KKKK YOU!!!
*Takes Chupa's gun and shoots Ghost and Queen then kicks the Ghost Pred*
F**K ALL OF YOU!
*Repeatedly shoots into the Ghost preds face after unmasking him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 22, 2010, 03:30:28 AM
{The Ghost Pred falls over badly bleeding in the face}
{The Celtic Pred headbuts Fitz from behind while Chupas guts were string around him like a scarf}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 03:30:59 AM
MY NECK WAS ALREADY BROKEN YOU ASSHOLE SHITf**k!!! YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT f**kING HURTS?!?! I CAN'T FEEL MY f**kING LEGS NOW- WHAT THE f**k ARE YOU DOING WITH MY INTESTINES? THATS MINE YOU f**kING PRICK!!


(breaking your neck doesn't mean insta-death you know)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 03:35:17 AM
*Pulls out knife and stabs celtic in face breaking the mask*
UNLIKE THE CLASSICS YOUR MASK DID NOTHING TO PROTECT YOU!
*Throws C4 at Chupa*
I REALLY REALLY HATE YOU FOR TYING ME UP!
*Throws C4 at Ghost pred blowing him to bits, killing him*
F**K YOU TOO!
*Takes Pistol and lands 4 shots in PQ's exposed stomach*
YOU TOO!
*Throws C4 at Ghost Rider*
AND F**K YOU TO THE HELL YOU CAME FROM!
*Detonates C4*
F**K ALL OF YOU!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 03:40:24 AM
*toys with the plastic brick*

pfft. nice try. i can disarm detonators like this blind-folded.

*crawls away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 03:44:23 AM
*Shoots Chupa in the heart with his last bullet*
F**K YOU.
*Turns to ghost rider*
NOT DEAD?
*Crushes skeleton*
NOW YOU ARE
THERES NOTHING TO REGENERATE!
*Throws arms out in the air and yells ala Arnold*
Ok, Now lets find a way of this f**king planet
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 03:46:15 AM
*hollowpoint doesn't go through the Ceramic shield, but breaks two ribs*

*crawls away and dissapears into the jungle before anybody does anything else*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 03:49:06 AM
*Hijacks Pred ship*
How to work this.... How to work this.
*Pulls out Tusks severed arm from the explosion and uses it to pilot the ship*
Now lets bomb the jungle
*Bombs the jungle where Chupa is*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 22, 2010, 06:15:53 AM
*Comes flying in Pred ship, sees Fitz, shoots him down*

BOOYAH MOTHERF***ER!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 22, 2010, 06:23:33 AM
*Activates gravity lift to help Fitz's ship up to the saftey of a mothership*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBctuRQj45w

*Watches as both his human and prawn eye begin to tear up*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 22, 2010, 06:26:44 AM
*Flys up, jumps, activates self destruct, and throws it into my Pred ship as it collides with the mothership causing a massive explosion as I land in a tree*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 22, 2010, 11:00:14 AM
*chupa is about to be gutted by some different clan of predators. KIBA jumps out of nowhere and slices body in half with kitana. Continues to fight other predators helps chupa up, hands assault rifle*
get up! Fitz is now hopelessly insane. And I have to get revenge for the TACO!!!!
*continues fighting predators. Kills them all. Starts eating one. Gets up.*
I REALLY love predator meat.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 01:17:22 PM
I am so outta here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Oct 22, 2010, 01:35:57 PM
(steps in front of chupa.)

I think you have some explaining to do.
(Pulls out poster)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.davidmillbern.com%2Fposters%2FCHUPACABRA-DARKSEAS.jpg&hash=12419aa998960a78c6102ab16f63cc6eac7e9d2f)

Now chupa, how do you explain this piece of shit?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 01:37:21 PM
I HAVE NO COPYRIGHT!!!!!

*pours salt into an open would to cauterize it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 02:08:24 PM
*Rises back from the grave.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 09:58:50 PM
Oh god Kiba Chupa helped put you in the taco and Im not insane.
*Pulls out knife and kills DJ Pussy Face*
IM JUST F**KING MAD AT EVERYONE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 10:00:10 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 09:58:50 PM
Oh god Kiba Chupa helped put you in the taco and Im not insane.
*Pulls out knife and kills DJ Pussy Face*
IM JUST F**KING MAD AT EVERYONE!

*grabs Fitz.*

You will die.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 10:03:08 PM
*Holds gun up to Ghosts face*
I am ready to die. Are you?
*Ghost lets go*
I know you are, but Kiba is the enemy here and Chupa is going to get revenge.
Decide whos side your on and then do what you want.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 10:05:52 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 10:03:08 PM
*Holds gun up to Ghosts face*
I am ready to die. Are you?
*Ghost lets go*
I know you are, but Kiba is the enemy here and Chupa is going to get revenge.
Decide whos side your on and then do what you want.

I'll trust you. For now. One wrong move, and I'll ensure you are tortured for eternity.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 10:06:56 PM
*Laughs*
Where? In hell?
*Turns around*
Im agnostic.
*Walks into the forest as Ghost follows*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 10:08:42 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 10:06:56 PM
*Laughs*
Where? In hell?
*Turns around*
Im agnostic.
*Walks into the forest as Ghost follows*

Who said anything about hell? I'll torture you myself.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 10:16:53 PM
Alrighty then.
*Shrugs*
Just dont kill me for making a plan. If I "betray" you and do this
*Twitches arm and cracks neck*
Then know that its a plan and that Im going to get you out ok?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 10:18:20 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 10:16:53 PM
Alrighty then.
*Shrugs*
Just dont kill me for making a plan. If I "betray" you and do this
*Twitches arm and cracks neck*
Then know that its a plan and that Im going to get you out ok?

Very well.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 10:19:08 PM
*Crouches down and looks at foot prints*
He went this way.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 10:19:42 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 10:19:08 PM
*Crouches down and looks at foot prints*
He went this way.

At least Queen isn't here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 10:21:06 PM
*Smells air*
Mr. Black is though.
Ill watch your back you watch mine.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 10:22:45 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 10:21:06 PM
*Smells air*
Mr. Black is though.
Ill watch your back you watch mine.

Finally. Its time to kill.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 10:25:14 PM
Duck!
*Gets down and dodges the plasma caster shot*
Its here! He wont come down unless we get rid of that caster and I dont have any more ammo.
Use your hell fire!
*Rolls out of the way of another caster shot*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 10:26:36 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 10:25:14 PM
Duck!
*Gets down and dodges the plasma caster shot*
Its here! He wont come down unless we get rid of that caster and I dont have any more ammo.
Use your hell fire!
*Rolls out of the way of another caster shot*

*shoots the caster.*

I'll get him.

*walks up to him and breaks his arm.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 22, 2010, 10:27:42 PM
Geronimo enters and takes cover

Don't shoot! I was in combat but then I was falling out of the sky and now I am here!

I got your back!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 10:29:43 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 22, 2010, 10:27:42 PM
Geronimo enters and takes cover

Don't shoot! I was in combat but then I was falling out of the sky and now I am here!

I got your back!

Shoot his mask off!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 22, 2010, 10:31:23 PM
Aims full auto C7 and fires at mask!

Bitch! Biiiitch!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 10:31:52 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 22, 2010, 10:31:23 PM
Aims full auto C7 and fires at mask!

Bitch! Biiiitch!

You'll do just fine.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 22, 2010, 10:35:22 PM
Thank you. Let's finish him off!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 10:37:04 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 22, 2010, 10:35:22 PM
Thank you. Let's finish him off!

* grabs Mr. Black and holds his arms behind his back.*

What will you do?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 22, 2010, 10:38:30 PM
*Appears dressed in a Loincloth*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NL7nP61-hk

*Smashing a rock over Mr Black's heads killing him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 22, 2010, 10:39:42 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 22, 2010, 10:37:04 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 22, 2010, 10:35:22 PM
Thank you. Let's finish him off!

* grabs Mr. Black and holds his arms behind his back.*

What will you do?

Slits his throat wide open with a combat knife.

Edit: Sorry Lie. Miss read.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 10:42:18 PM
*In a tree*
You people are too loud!
*Looks around*
They can hear you
Smell you
See you.
*Looks at the sky*
And theres more coming. We move, five meter spread no noise.
*Looks at lie and shakes his head*
Someone give that bastard a gun. And clothes.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 22, 2010, 10:45:09 PM
Lie can have my M9, I have two.  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 10:46:41 PM
Good. Lets move.
*Jumps to another tree*
Ill stay up high, if I see anything ill tell you.
*Looks back*
Just remember, no noise.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 22, 2010, 10:47:23 PM
Cheers.  :D

*Takes M9 from Gero and turns to Ghost*

Nice Jacket

*Then makes this face*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Funrealitymag.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F12%2Fshrek-2-puss-in-boots.png&hash=78abc566165f7c00d7aae3caabefe7de32e169d9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 22, 2010, 10:52:01 PM
*Hangs upside down from tree into Lies face*
Dont f**k with him, not a good idea.
*Hands Lie his pair of Military casuals*
They may be a bit big at the waist but they're better that nothing.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 22, 2010, 10:55:50 PM
*Puts on Military clothes*

Right, lets move!

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 22, 2010, 11:48:53 PM
*nightfall, far deep in the jungle, a small tent and alot of crickets*

heemm... bitches.... they get me into trouble everytime.... its always that. its always a little bitch with crossed fingers behind his back...

*cuts a piece from a dead pig and hangs it above the fire*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 12:03:04 AM
*jumps out of trees above*
THINK AGAIN, MOTHERF*CKERS!!!!!!
*slices fitzs stomach open with machete, pull out intestines and chokes ghost to death with them. Decapitates fitz.*
since you both are probably going to live through that, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!!
*uses teleportation module to teleport away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 12:03:47 AM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 12:03:04 AM
*jumps out of trees above*
THINK AGAIN, MOTHERF*CKERS!!!!!!
*slices fitzs stomach open with machete, pull out intestines and chokes ghost to death with them. Decapitates fitz.*
since you both are probably going to live through that, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!!
*uses teleportation module to teleport away*

How do you choke a skeleton?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 12:05:29 AM
UGH, FINE.
*takes out rocket launcher and blows ghost to bits*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 12:06:41 AM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 12:05:29 AM
UGH, FINE.
*takes out rocket launcher and blows ghost to bits*

*reforms and chokes the life out KIBA918.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 12:27:54 AM
*hears the rumble in the distance*

-you say we should go and help?

im saying it could be an opportunity

-for what? making new friends?

hell no, i can barely live with you.

-so what then?

To get out of this f**king jungle.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 12:29:40 AM
I guess I'll attract Predators.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 01:02:31 AM
{The end up walking into a camp where in the center the predator (Diablo or Anytime was strapped to a poll only wearing his loincloth, every where else there was bones and dead bodies of male humans}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 01:03:14 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 01:02:31 AM
{The end up walking into a camp where in the center the predator (Diablo or Anytime was strapped to a poll only wearing his loincloth, every where else there was bones and dead bodies of male humans}

What the f**k?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 01:09:18 AM
I'm glad I was in the bush taking a piss when that went down.

Walks into into camp and starts greatest argument in the history of man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUfts9dfZ9I
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 01:10:11 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 01:09:18 AM
I'm glad I was in the bush taking a piss when that went down.

Walks into into camp and starts greatest argument in the history of man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUfts9dfZ9I

...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 01:24:51 AM
*Stands in a tree with a throwing knife he picked off of Kiba's dead body*
F**king asshole keeps coming back with no reason...
*Lifts up knife and aims it at Anytimes head*
No sense of rules or law!
*The knife enters Anytimes face and he instantaneously dies and hangs completely limp off the totem*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 01:25:46 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 01:24:51 AM
*Stands in a tree with a throwing knife he picked off of Kiba's dead body*
F**king asshole keeps coming back with no reason...
*Lifts up knife and aims it at Anytimes head*
No sense of rules or law!
*The knife enters Anytimes face and he instantaneously dies and hangs completely limp off the totem*

One less to worry about.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 01:28:46 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 01:24:51 AM
*Stands in a tree with a throwing knife he picked off of Kiba's dead body*
F**king asshole keeps coming back with no reason...
*Lifts up knife and aims it at Anytimes head*
No sense of rules or law!
*The knife enters Anytimes face and he instantaneously dies and hangs completely limp off the totem*
Nice timing. I'm running out of breath.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 01:29:38 AM
How the hell do we get out of here?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 01:31:48 AM
Move to higher round.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 01:33:30 AM
*Walks up to totem*
F**king little B*tches that have no sense of judgement...
*Punches corpse in the face, retrieves knife and looks around for weapons*
Giving false hope only to deteriorate it to nothing more than random f**king fighting and sh*t!
*Finds and puts on Predator wristblades*
Made this sh*t last 150 damned pages than it should have....
*Walks up to Geronimo*
Senseless retardecy and that leave efforts to create balance and function hopeless!
*Stabs Geronimo in his gut*
Only one damned solution can be found in all the madness and idiocy.
*Drags Geronimo into the middle of the camp and stabs him in a pressure point causing him to scream*
Care only for yourself!
*Heads to a body and picks up a sniper, then goes to a tree and climbs it, waiting*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 01:34:57 AM
*comes out of a bush with scavanged predator equipment and aims at the group; they freeze and i whisper:*

the high ground... is my ground. now, i don't like you and you most certainly love me, but if we ever want to get the f**k out of this planet, we need to work together. and stop talking so loud. they can hear you.

*trows a pistol to fitz*

think you can play with the grown ups?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 01:36:58 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 01:33:30 AM
*Walks up to totem*
F**king little B*tches that have no sense of judgement...
*Punches corpse in the face, retrieves knife and looks around for weapons*
Giving false hope only to deteriorate it to nothing more than random f**king fighting and sh*t!
*Finds and puts on Predator wristblades*
Made this sh*t last 150 damned pages than it should have....
*Walks up to Geronimo*
Senseless retardecy and that leave efforts to create balance and function hopeless!
*Stabs Geronimo in his gut*
Only one damned solution can be found in all the madness and idiocy.
*Drags Geronimo into the middle of the camp and stabs him in a pressure point causing him to scream*
Care only for yourself!
*Heads to a body and picks up a sniper, then goes to a tree and climbs it, waiting*

*grabs Fitz.* Remember what i told you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 01:38:02 AM
*Twitches arm and cracks neck*
Yes
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 01:38:46 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 01:38:02 AM
*Twitches arm and cracks neck*
Yes

Then stop.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 01:39:40 AM
{There was still a handfull of Predators left one was Wolf patroling the area}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 01:39:54 AM
Looks like you forgot my little signal
*Pushes Ghost so he lets go*
Now get in the f**king trees!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 01:40:33 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 01:39:54 AM
Looks like you forgot my little signal
*Pushes Ghost so he lets go*
Now get in the f**king trees!

I'll deal with this pup.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 01:41:25 AM
*a silent stand-off prevails as the sun starts to rise, everyone pointing guns at eachother. then a predator clicking is heard, and everyone jumps in the vegetation*

Fitz Fitz. you think you have fought enough. you think you have seen it all. you haven't. you will always be behind me. because i was here since page motherf**king one. and you haven't.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 01:42:47 AM
*Climbs tree and lays on a brach balancing the sniper*
If too many come Ill get them. Take them one at a time and dont let your gaurd down
*Geronimo stops screaming and a loud crack is heard*
They're here
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 01:43:57 AM
Come out Pup. Ready to die?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 01:44:08 AM

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 01:33:30 AM
*Walks up to totem*
F**king little B*tches that have no sense of judgement...
*Punches corpse in the face, retrieves knife and looks around for weapons*
Giving false hope only to deteriorate it to nothing more than random f**king fighting and sh*t!
*Finds and puts on Predator wristblades*
Made this sh*t last 150 damned pages than it should have....
*Walks up to Geronimo*
Senseless retardecy and that leave efforts to create balance and function hopeless!
*Stabs Geronimo in his gut*
Only one damned solution can be found in all the madness and idiocy.
*Drags Geronimo into the middle of the camp and stabs him in a pressure point causing him to scream*
Care only for yourself!
*Heads to a body and picks up a sniper, then goes to a tree and climbs it, waiting*
BIIITCH! YOU HIT MY D**K!

Gets up and goes to Fitz.

What is your major malfunction! I'm on your side!

Wants to take his out anger on fitz but is loyal so goes to take his anger out on someone else.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wpgBiqcI9Y
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 01:45:56 AM
*cocks the machinegun and adjust sights*

*breathing really heavily*

You two! Shut your mouths and clench your assholes!

they are coming...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 01:46:35 AM
{Wolf hears Geronimo and Roars shooting both his shoulder cannons at his head}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 01:47:25 AM
*Shoots Wolf in his center of mass*
Take him Ghost!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 01:47:36 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 01:46:35 AM
{Wolf hears Geronimo and Roars shooting both his shoulder cannons at his head}

*tackles wolf to the ground and beats the hell out of him.*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 01:48:53 AM
*suppresive fire*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vgAHrb-dBw
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 01:49:32 AM
{Wolf uses his huge head and headbuts ghost enought to make a crack in his skull}
{Falconer was in a tree watching everything happen and then suddenly is pushed out of the tree by Berserker}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 01:49:43 AM
Oh shit!

Ducks for cover.

Wow!

Charges at Wolf and puts M9 bullets into his head.

You try to walk a mile in MY SHIT!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 01:50:30 AM
*stumbles slightly.* He's tougher than he looks.* dodges plama bolts and shoots off both plasma casters.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 01:51:13 AM
*fires at all the trees, making berserker and Falconer stick to the ground*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 01:52:49 AM
* punches Wolf so hard his mask flies off.* Die. *Snaps Wolf's neck and attacks both Falconer and Berserker.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 01:53:39 AM
*Shoots Berserker in the face knocking off his mask*
f**k YOU.
*Shoots again and obliterates his head*
Chupa you take falconer!
You realize I never claimed to be better than you?
I CLAIMED TO BE F**KING MAD AT YOU.
*Inserts new Magazine*
And keep in mind that I am!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 01:55:30 AM
Fires C7 at Berserker to keep him occupied.

Ha ha ha dumbass!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 01:56:01 AM
HOW MANY MORE ARE THERE?!?!!?!

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 01:56:12 AM
*runs towards the falconer while shooting wildly*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiIr2oJZ0l4
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 01:57:00 AM
Berserker is dead dumbass!
*Shoots Falconers leg clean off*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 01:57:36 AM
{Falconer was faster then most preds being so lean and runs off leaveing Berserker to die}
{Berserker, picks up a large rock and throws it onto Chupa}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 01:58:12 AM
*shoots shoots the rock before it hits chupa.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 01:58:46 AM
(I shot off Berserkers face and Falconer has no leg)
Thats a fail PQ
*Fires at the oncoming Scar predator*
Thought you'd try to sneak up on me!?!?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 01:59:57 AM
{PQ was in another camp sleeping in a tree not to bothered the rest where dead}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:00:37 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 01:58:46 AM
(I shot off Berserkers face and Falconer has no leg)
Thats a fail PQ
*Fires at the oncoming Scar predator*
Thought you'd try to sneak up on me!?!?!

What the hell?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:00:51 AM
Looks at Fitz.

Are you happy Captain Dumbass I am d**kless because of you! I thought we were comrades!?!?!

Goes to Falconer!

Eat grenade dumbass!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:01:58 AM
*shoots Scar predator.*

How many more?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:02:30 AM
*realizes that as long as queen is alive, the preds won't stop coming*

f**kING!-

*keeps firing*

i'll get you later, smug bitch~
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:03:32 AM
That's it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:03:58 AM
Bull shit I'm not convinced!
Pulls out AA 12!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:05:11 AM
*awkward silence as the fire finally stops*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6gCEoK9f1Q
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:05:19 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:03:58 AM
Bull shit I'm not convinced!
Pulls out AA 12!

DO YOU HAVE F**KING TOURETTES?!?!?! CALM THE F**K DOWN!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 02:05:51 AM
We just have to kill the ones from the movies
*Shoots Scar again, killing him*
Thats Anytime, Pussyface, Scar, Celtic, Wolf, Tusks, Falconer, Black, all dead.
We just need Chopper!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:06:41 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 02:05:51 AM
We just have to kill the ones from the movies
*Shoots Scar again, killing him*
Thats Anytime, Pussyface, Scar, Celtic, Wolf, Tusks, Falconer, Black, all dead.
We just need Chopper!

That shouldn't be difficult. ::)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:07:09 AM
he got killed in the background. rule of the loser.

now, who do i have to f**k to get you guys help me get Queen and jack her ship?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:08:16 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:05:19 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:03:58 AM
Bull shit I'm not convinced!
Pulls out AA 12!

DO YOU HAVE F**KING TOURETTES?!?!?! CALM THE F**K DOWN!!!!!

Okay. I'm just upset thats all.  :'(

I lost the thing most precious in life because of the back stabber over there!  :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:09:21 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:08:16 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:05:19 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:03:58 AM
Bull shit I'm not convinced!
Pulls out AA 12!

DO YOU HAVE F**KING TOURETTES?!?!?! CALM THE F**K DOWN!!!!!

Okay. I'm just upset thats all.  :'(

I lost the thing most precious in life because of the back stabber over there!  :'(

I don't have a d**k either.

Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:07:09 AM
he got killed in the background. rule of the loser.

now, who do i have to f**k to get you guys help me get Queen and jack her ship?

Let's get that ship already.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 02:09:29 AM
{While Geronimo was crying he is picked up off the ground and taken away in the trees}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:10:39 AM
F**k.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:11:12 AM
oh no you f**king don't-

*grabs geronimo by the foot and pulls him down, slamming him in the ground*

you have butterfingers, queen.

come on! follow her!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 02:11:38 AM
*Comes down from tree*
Well I cant say this looks like a team orientated group of individuals but we have to work together.
*Gives Sniper to Chupa*
Take that your the best shot.
*Turns around*
Search the bodies and get any weapons you can.
*Walks over to body and picks up an M-16 A1*
I can smell the blood and hate of men, PQ is north.
*Takes multiple extra magazines and two pistols as well as 10 pounds of C4 in seperate bricks*
Follow me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:12:19 AM
*readies shotgun and follows.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:13:16 AM
ohh, M-14. happy birthday to me.

*pets gun with a shit-eating grin as we march*

*notices nobody remembered my birthday*

D:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:13:41 AM
Mines better.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:13:58 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:11:12 AM
oh no you f**king don't-

*grabs geronimo by the foot and pulls him down, slamming him in the ground*

you have butterfingers, queen.

come on! follow her!

Ouch! That hurt!

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:09:21 AM
I don't have a d**k either.
Your a skeleton!  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 02:14:54 AM
Chupa take grenades.
*Hands him the C4 as well*
You're our support and explosives man. Use the sniper if we get in over our heads
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 02:15:13 AM
{As they walk to where I am they suddenly find a Playboy in the middle of an open feild}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 02:15:49 AM
*Shoots into the trees*
Horny F**k!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:16:11 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 02:15:13 AM
{As they walk to where I am they suddenly find a Playboy in the middle of an open feild}

*ignores Playboy and continues to look for Queen.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:17:01 AM
*ignores the magazine*

damn who the hell buys this crap anymore? we have internet.

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 02:14:54 AM
Chupa take grenades.
*Hands him the C4 as well*
You're our support and explosives man. Use the sniper if we get in over our heads

in that case i want my Stoner63A back. if im getting dirty i won't need accuracy.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 02:17:50 AM
*Stops firing and smells the air*
She's here. Somewhere
*Hands Chupa the stoner*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:17:57 AM
Hello Queen.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:19:50 AM
Shoots up the playboy to see pages from a distance.

WOAH! SHE IS OLLLLLD!

Looks for Queen.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:20:17 AM
Form Wedge!

*the group dissipates the column into an arrowhead*

eyes open boys.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:21:05 AM
Come out come out where ever you are.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 02:21:22 AM
{As they get close there are male bodies hung from trees}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:22:01 AM
my god... she cut their dicks off!

and their balls are in they eye sockets!

*gags*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:22:59 AM
*unfased, continues searching.* You don't scare me. I have no dick or balls.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:23:08 AM
Whispers to chup
Is there a pace where i can get a new... you know.

Sees the bodies.

I got a bad feeling about this!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:24:14 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:23:08 AM
Whispers to chup
Is there a pace where i can get a new... you know.

Sees the bodies.

I got a bad feeling about this!

I think i found your d**k.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:24:27 AM
uhhh... i don't think so-

*turns around suddently*

f**k. the trees. she is rounding us up. disperse!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 02:24:41 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:22:59 AM
*unfased, continues searching.* You don't scare me. I have no dick or balls.
{Laughs are heard all around them at Ghosts comment}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:25:32 AM
c**t...


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:25:37 AM
So begins the fun.* lets loose a demonic howl.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:26:45 AM
Ghost, stop touching it and throw it to me!

Puts in a zip lock bag with ice.

All I need is a good doctor.

Takes C7 and watches.

Giggity.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 02:27:49 AM
{Suddenly Chupa is tackled down given a bone crushing hug and left there while I disapear quickly back into the trees}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:28:39 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 02:27:49 AM
{Suddenly Chupa is tackled down given a bone crushing hug and left there while I disapear quickly back into the trees}

*wraps chain around her ankle.* Gotcha. *pulls her out of the tree.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 02:29:28 AM
{breaks it with her shoulder cannon and keeps quiet to attack again}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:30:22 AM
*repairs chain.* Clever girl.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:31:04 AM
Fires C7 in general direction.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:32:03 AM
*finally gets up*

Fuuuuuuck yoouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......

*shots at every goddamn tree*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:32:17 AM
*gets shot.* F**K!!!! JUST BECAUSE BULLETS CAN'T KILL ME DOESN'T MEAN IT DOESN'T HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:34:01 AM
Queen doesn't have a gun. Or does she?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:34:11 AM
why the f**k are you on the trees?!?!?!

queen has her caster.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:34:57 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:34:01 AM
Queen doesn't have a gun. Or does she?

You shot me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:37:00 AM
Why are you next to Queen?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 02:37:37 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:34:01 AM
Queen doesn't have a gun. Or does she?
{While he is questioning me, Geronimo gets tackled into a bone crushing hug too and then left to think about why the hell he just got hugged}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:39:12 AM
"in that moment i realized that, like a blind man in an orgy, i had to feel my way through"

*runs between ghost and geronimo and headbutts the empty space, in which a cloacked queen was stalking*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:39:40 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 02:37:37 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:34:01 AM
Queen doesn't have a gun. Or does she?
{While he is questioning me, Geronimo gets tackled into a bone crushing hug too and then left to think about why the hell he just got hugged}

*hits her in the neck, which temporaily paralizes her.* That won't last long.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:41:15 AM
WHAT THE f**k IS GOING ON NOW?

GET THIS f**kING GRASS OUT OF MY FACE I CANT SEE SHIT

*the ramble turns into a big cartoony dust cloud with punches, kicks and reaction faces moving wildly*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 02:41:28 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:39:40 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 02:37:37 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:34:01 AM
Queen doesn't have a gun. Or does she?
{While he is questioning me, Geronimo gets tackled into a bone crushing hug too and then left to think about why the hell he just got hugged}

*hits her in the neck, which temporaily paralizes her.* That won't last long.
{Lands it a pile of leafs}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:42:02 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 02:41:28 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:39:40 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 02:37:37 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:34:01 AM
Queen doesn't have a gun. Or does she?
{While he is questioning me, Geronimo gets tackled into a bone crushing hug too and then left to think about why the hell he just got hugged}

*hits her in the neck, which temporaily paralizes her.* That won't last long.
{Lands it a pile of leafs}

*binds her with hellfire.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:42:14 AM
Dazed and confused.

I don't want to go school! I want to stay home and bake muffins with you!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:43:46 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:42:14 AM
Dazed and confused.

I don't want to go school! I want to stay home and bake muffins with you!

*lifts Geronimo and hits him.* Snap out of it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:44:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 02:45:10 AM
{She regains her strength and jumps out like an animal at Ghost and lands on him uncloaked and gives him the most powerful hug he has ever had making his bones almost break then she cloaks again and disappears}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:45:56 AM
*reattaches jaw.* She's a feisty one.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:46:31 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:43:46 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:42:14 AM
Dazed and confused.

I don't want to go school! I want to stay home and bake muffins with you!

*lifts Geronimo and hits him.* Snap out of it.

Your drunk, give me your keys.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:46:50 AM
sorry ghost.

*shoots at both and trows them every explosive at hand's reach*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:47:28 AM
*stares at Chupa.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:48:20 AM
Stares at Chupa.

Give me your keys, your drunk too.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:49:06 AM
what? he is invulnerable to bullets he said. we are trying to kill queen, right?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 02:49:28 AM
{ Geronimo gets hit randomly with a pumpkin pie}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:50:17 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:49:06 AM
what? he is invulnerable to bullets he said. we are trying to kill queen, right?

THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT DON'T HURT!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:51:33 AM
*keeps shooting at both as queen comically keeps getting back up like a B-movie monster*

we all gotta make sacrifices dude.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:52:03 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 02:49:28 AM
{ Geronimo gets hit randomly with a pumpkin pie}

Ahhh! I've been slimed!

So dazed and confused I lay down like a rag doll.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:53:21 AM
This ends. * summons all of his demonic power and blasts the entire area, sparing only his allies.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:54:44 AM
*ashes settle down*

that was very anti-climatic. you should be ashamed.

i wanted to keep Queen's body. you know folks like KIBA would pay a fortune.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 02:55:41 AM
Dazed and confused.

That's what she said.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:56:26 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:54:44 AM
*ashes settle down*

that was very anti-climatic. you should be ashamed.

i wanted to keep Queen's body. you know folks like KIBA would pay a fortune.

Her body survived. I destroyed her mind.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 02:57:09 AM
{Lands in the ashs still cloaked and roars angerly}
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU5GnHsJacw
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:58:12 AM
okay quick lets tie her up and get into the ship already my feets are gangrenating.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:59:52 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:58:12 AM
okay quick lets tie her up and get into the ship already my feets are gangrenating.

GO GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:00:41 AM
State of thought returns to normal.

Why is my penis in a bag? Is there a doctor who can fix this?

Hears Queen's roar.

... how long did you reherse that.  :P

Pulls out AA-12.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:01:16 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:00:41 AM
State of thought returns to normal.

Why is my penis in a bag? Is there a doctor who can fix this?

Hears Queen's roar.

... how long did you reherse that.  :P

Pulls out AA-12.

F**KING GO!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 03:01:54 AM
shhh shh shh. put that away. we are taking her with us. mainly because the ship only has one cryo-pod and i get bored on long trips.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:02:53 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 03:01:54 AM
shhh shh shh. put that away. we are taking her with us. mainly because the ship only has one cryo-pod and i get bored on long trips.

She's your problem. I'm getting everyone to safety.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:03:11 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 03:01:54 AM
shhh shh shh. put that away. we are taking her with us. mainly because the ship only has one cryo-pod and i get bored on long trips.

Ohhhh. Okay.

Looks at Ghost.

Stay frosty.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:03:57 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:03:11 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 03:01:54 AM
shhh shh shh. put that away. we are taking her with us. mainly because the ship only has one cryo-pod and i get bored on long trips.

Ohhhh. Okay.

Looks at Ghost.

Stay frosty.

I'll stay warm. ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 03:04:19 AM
*ship takes off and credits roll*

wait guys, who knows how to read predator symbols?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 03:04:37 AM
{Raised hand}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:05:04 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 03:04:37 AM
{Raised hand}

Uh Oh.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:05:24 AM
... did we forget someone?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:06:11 AM
Fitz.*throws his unconcious body on his shoulder.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 03:06:44 AM
You guys left Fitz.... oh well {Pulls out a game boy and starts to play}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 03:07:07 AM
*walks into chaos*
I've probably been killed in some way or something, right?
*eats pizza*
f*ck all of you...i never did anything to anyone in this thread.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 03:07:25 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 03:04:37 AM
{Raised hand}

OH GOD ITS AWAKE!!!

*shovels her head, but nothing happens because of the helmet*

*recoils into a corner of the ship in horror*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:07:48 AM
Is there a machine on this ship that fixes penises? That would make me feel so much better.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 03:08:32 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 03:07:25 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 03:04:37 AM
{Raised hand}

OH GOD ITS AWAKE!!!

*shovels her head, but nothing happens because of the helmet*

*recoils into a corner of the ship in horror*
{Cuddles Chupa to make him feel better}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:09:08 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 03:07:25 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 03:04:37 AM
{Raised hand}

OH GOD ITS AWAKE!!!

*shovels her head, but nothing happens because of the helmet*

*recoils into a corner of the ship in horror*

Stop. Let's stop trying to hurt her.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 03:09:23 AM
*points to a Bactha tank down the corridor*


I REGRET NOTHING!!!

*Queen crushes me*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:10:10 AM
Stop this nonsense.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 03:10:16 AM
yeah. All she ever wanted was to be loved
*nibbles on PQs ankle*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:10:42 AM
Welll? I am tired of looking at it in this bag. It makes me want to cry.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:11:52 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:10:42 AM
Welll? I am tired of looking at it in this bag. It makes me want to cry.

*heals him.* Better?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 03:12:30 AM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 03:10:16 AM
yeah. All she ever wanted was to be loved
*nibbles on PQs ankle*
{Lets go of Chupa and Kicks you in the face makeing a huge hole}
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:10:42 AM
Welll? I am tired of looking at it in this bag. It makes me want to cry.
I am sorry?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:13:05 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:11:52 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:10:42 AM
Welll? I am tired of looking at it in this bag. It makes me want to cry.

*heals him.* Better?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG16pfDZ3CM
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:13:33 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 03:12:30 AM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 03:10:16 AM
yeah. All she ever wanted was to be loved
*nibbles on PQs ankle*
{Lets go of Chupa and Kicks you in the face makeing a huge hole}
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:10:42 AM
Welll? I am tired of looking at it in this bag. It makes me want to cry.
I am sorry?

I will not fight you anymore. I want to be your friend. *holds out hand.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 03:13:54 AM
oh come on, PQ, just ONE BITE???
*tries to get another bite*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:14:51 AM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 03:13:54 AM
oh come on, PQ, just ONE BITE???
*tries to get another bite*

Knock it off.

*looks at Queens.* Well?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 03:15:08 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:13:33 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 03:12:30 AM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 03:10:16 AM
yeah. All she ever wanted was to be loved
*nibbles on PQs ankle*
{Lets go of Chupa and Kicks you in the face makeing a huge hole}
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:10:42 AM
Welll? I am tired of looking at it in this bag. It makes me want to cry.
I am sorry?

I will not fight you anymore. I want to be your friend. *holds out hand.*
{Shakes his hand only to pop it out of the socket}
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 03:13:54 AM
oh come on, PQ, just ONE BITE???
*tries to get another bite*
{Beats you with ghost's hand}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:15:53 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 03:15:08 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:13:33 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 03:12:30 AM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 03:10:16 AM
yeah. All she ever wanted was to be loved
*nibbles on PQs ankle*
{Lets go of Chupa and Kicks you in the face makeing a huge hole}
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:10:42 AM
Welll? I am tired of looking at it in this bag. It makes me want to cry.
I am sorry?

I will not fight you anymore. I want to be your friend. *holds out hand.*
{Shakes his hand only to pop it out of the socket}
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 03:13:54 AM
oh come on, PQ, just ONE BITE???
*tries to get another bite*
{Beats you with ghost's hand}

Can i have my hand back?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 03:17:12 AM
OW OW OW!!!! OKAY, OKAY!!!! IM SORRY!!! I just need somebody to help me...i can't help my hunger for flesh... :(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:17:41 AM
I'll be your friend Queen. I have cookies.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 03:18:32 AM
hey, pleading for therapy over here...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:19:04 AM
Queen, you'd make an excellent ally.

Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 03:18:32 AM
hey, pleading for therapy over here...

*tosses him a demon.* Here, try demon flesh.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 03:20:48 AM
*nom nom nom*
hey...its not bad!
*nom...nom...nom*
where do you get this stuff? I'll be you're attack dog if you give me more!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:21:52 AM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 03:20:48 AM
*nom nom nom*
hey...its not bad!
*nom...nom...nom*
where do you get this stuff? I'll be you're attack dog if you give me more!

I'm not called a demon bounty hunter for nothing. *tosses another.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:22:40 AM
Like I always say "unity is strength!".  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:23:17 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:22:40 AM
Like I always say "unity is strength!".  ;)

You're right. *offers hand in friendship.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 03:23:50 AM
*shakes hand while chewing on demons face while it screams in agony until I am full*
ok...im going to sleepies for a few days...
*dozes off*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:24:13 AM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 03:23:50 AM
*shakes hand while chewing on demons face while it screams in agony until I am full*
ok...im going to sleepies for a few days...
*dozes off*

Good.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:25:58 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.roundbridge.com%2Fimages%2FHandShake1.jpg&hash=4741de9170ff9091261ffcb2cd0a8bf84d07e02b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:27:10 AM
What shall this alliance be known as?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:29:09 AM
The Liberty Enforcers Alliance?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:29:58 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:29:09 AM
The Liberty Enforcers Alliance?

I don't know. Could a demon bounty hunter really fit that?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:31:50 AM
He is on God's side is he not? Because he gave his soul for his father?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:32:13 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:31:50 AM
He is on God's side is he not. Because he gave his soul for his father?

True.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:33:38 AM
We could still find a better name. That was just an idea.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:34:15 AM
True. I'll leave that to you. I'm not good at that stuff.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 03:38:16 AM
*mutters in sleep*
Tres Badasses.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 23, 2010, 03:41:06 AM
{Makes a hammock out of human skin and rest in it}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:43:20 AM
The D-team!  ;D

(Delta team)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyz_2DEah4o

I'm off to bed now with a sense of accomplishment.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 03:49:47 AM
*with the little air i can grasp*

gaaayyy...

*crawls to the bactha tank*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 03:55:59 AM
Wakes up.

Well I am sorry your car makes that "homo homo homo" idling noise!

I'll think of something else later.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 23, 2010, 04:36:32 AM
*Walks in with Anytime, Pussyafce, Gigers Alien and Runner*

Who wants some?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 04:55:42 AM
*Wakes up*
More senseless fighting?
F**K THIS.
*Tears open hole in hull*
I HOPE YOU ALL DIE!
*Takes Pred mask and jumps out*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:07:21 PM
Quote from: DJ P#ssyface on Oct 23, 2010, 04:36:32 AM
*Walks in with Anytime, Pussyafce, Gigers Alien and Runner*

Who wants some?

*slaughters them without a second thought.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 02:50:15 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 04:55:42 AM
*Wakes up*
More senseless fighting?
F**K THIS.
*Tears open hole in hull*
I HOPE YOU ALL DIE!
*Takes Pred mask and jumps out*


DERP.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 02:55:36 PM
Its not Alien vs Predator, its now Alien and Predator? :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 02:58:33 PM
*wakes up from nap. Yawns*
whassup? What did I miss?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:01:37 PM
Aliens and Predators teaming up.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 03:05:18 PM
WTF????????? Wow. That's really disappointing...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 03:07:47 PM
Yep.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 23, 2010, 04:04:38 PM
Does not compute.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: scarhunter92 on Oct 23, 2010, 04:16:12 PM
Call in some T-800s.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 23, 2010, 05:41:32 PM
*disappears for a few hours, comes back with a helmet made out of a predator skull*
MAN those predators are delicious!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 23, 2010, 06:08:06 PM
*explosive de-compression*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 07:34:04 PM
*Flying through space without control watching a transmission from the ship on his mask*
What the hell is that? Kill DJ Pussy face 10000 times over for that!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 23, 2010, 09:02:30 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 23, 2010, 07:34:04 PM
*Flying through space without control watching a transmission from the ship on his mask*
What the hell is that? Kill DJ Pussy face 10000 times over for that!

i have no idea.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 24, 2010, 03:26:06 AM
{Decides to get up and take control of the ship, she kicks everyone out of her way and sets a course for Earth}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 03:27:37 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 24, 2010, 03:26:06 AM
{Decides to get up and take control of the ship, she kicks everyone out of her way and sets a course for Earth}

That wasn't very nice.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 24, 2010, 03:27:48 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 24, 2010, 03:26:06 AM
{Decides to get up and take control of the ship, she kicks everyone out of her way and sets a course for Earth}

About time.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 03:30:01 AM
Earth. What a s**thole.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 24, 2010, 03:36:08 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 03:30:01 AM
Earth. What a s**thole.
Dont make me throw you out into a planet nhabited only by water!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 03:37:34 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 24, 2010, 03:36:08 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 03:30:01 AM
Earth. What a s**thole.
Dont make me throw you out into a planet nhabited only by water!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft60IPxE6KY
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 24, 2010, 03:40:47 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gardenplansireland.com%2Fforum%2Ffiles%2Ffalling_off_of_the_chair_124.jpg&hash=ead655a9573f057d4485a23cb03bfd49ffb87497)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 24, 2010, 03:55:28 AM
*awful nightmares, about the jungle, the rain, the gunfire*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 04:04:02 AM
*Entering earths atmosphere goes through a time paradox sending him to June 1947*
WTF!
*Flies through the sky of the New Mexico desert with a piece of the Predator ship*
SO IT WAS ME! WHAT TH-
*Goes into another paradox without the piece of ship and lands in a forest during present day*
That was trippy.
*Throws off Predator mask and burns it*
No need to get tracked.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 24, 2010, 04:05:19 AM
{When she is done setting the course for Earth she goes over to Geronimo and grabs him by the neck and lifts him up to her eye level} who the hell are you...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 04:07:58 AM
*Pred mask survives the fire and transmits PQ interogating Geronimo causing Fitz to pick it up*
He's a soldier that was dropped on the reserve by your buddies!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 24, 2010, 04:09:05 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 24, 2010, 04:05:19 AM
{When she is done setting the course for Earth she goes over to Geronimo and grabs him by the neck and lifts him up to her eye level} who the hell are you...
Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 24, 2010, 04:12:23 AM
{Tilts her head and then brings it back to place and starts to pet Geronimo on the head like she would an animal}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 04:15:23 AM
He's also had three acounts and doesnt enjoy being petted on account of being a Canadian war Hero
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 24, 2010, 04:19:39 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 24, 2010, 04:12:23 AM
{Tilts her head and then brings it back to place and starts to pet Geronimo on the head like she would an animal}
Enjoys the feeling.

Have I ever told you my animal spirit is the wolf?  ;)

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 04:15:23 AM
He's also had three acounts and doesnt enjoy being petted on account of being a Canadian war Hero
Yes, I have seen many battles.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 04:20:51 AM
*Has memories of Nelizar*
GAHHH!
*Kicks the mask away where it shatters across a very thick oak tree*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 24, 2010, 04:24:22 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 24, 2010, 04:19:39 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 24, 2010, 04:12:23 AM
{Tilts her head and then brings it back to place and starts to pet Geronimo on the head like she would an animal}
Enjoys the feeling.

Have I ever told you my animal spirit is the wolf?  ;)
{Lightly purrs and sets him down}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 24, 2010, 04:35:13 AM
Yep.

Wolf
Your spirit animal is the wolf. You are the most amazing and powerful of ALL spirit animals. You are incredibly strong, intelligent, and hardworking. You have a few close friends and your boyfriend/girlfriend to rely on in times of crisis. You love your friends and partner so much that you would give your life for them. You are the most loyal and dedicated of all the spirit animals, and you are a natural leader, with your unique ability to command with quiet authority. You are very beautiful inside and out and you are the most good looking of all the animals. You love your family. You have the ability to see, hear and smell better then all other spirit animals. You are loved by many. Your ideal habitat would be anywhere with a clear view of the moon.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 24, 2010, 01:20:15 PM
*wakes up from nap sees that I'm on earth*
what did I miss?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 02:59:47 PM
Earth.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 24, 2010, 06:12:38 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcoltmonday.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F07%2Fim_a_shark.jpg&hash=9e7ddcbe033b8eb6809674e193800b5d8f02e73f)

^ this is my animal spirit.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 24, 2010, 06:14:14 PM
You have quite a voice.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 06:23:25 PM
Indeed.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 24, 2010, 08:17:55 PM
*Moves in a dark place*
....Hello?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 24, 2010, 08:20:48 PM
*aims at Zilla with tri-dot aimer*

What are you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: CapLaPorte on Oct 24, 2010, 08:21:13 PM
*evil laughing, Arnold Schwarznegger runs past*
"GET TO DA CHOPPA!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 24, 2010, 08:22:26 PM
I am... back, I guess. *Takes cigar from pocket and lights it*
*Puffs cigar* How things 'been doin'?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 24, 2010, 08:22:58 PM
{Looks up to see Arnold and smiles behind her mask}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 24, 2010, 08:24:12 PM
Ah well, nothing. If you excuse me for a mo...

*Shoots Arnold Schwarznegger*

Do you like Predators? Or AVPR?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 24, 2010, 08:26:45 PM
I like Predators! I really enjoyed it.
Hm, you reminded me I have to pick the blu-ray sometimes... :P *goes to shop*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 24, 2010, 08:27:16 PM
"Burn AVPR, or bury every copy in a desert!"
*Gets torch and pitchfork.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 24, 2010, 08:28:26 PM
Blu-ray has many features... yes.

*Shoots Shobidoos head*

Go to hell.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 24, 2010, 08:30:11 PM
"Every copy!"
*Lights jungle on fire*
*Begins digging hole*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 24, 2010, 08:32:46 PM
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKIzE-f4eww
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 24, 2010, 08:35:02 PM
"Quite a cool fight scene."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 24, 2010, 08:35:46 PM
Hits DJ in the face with shovel.

Let's dig shobidoo.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 24, 2010, 08:36:48 PM
I decapitated him!

*Gets up unsteadily and slashes Geronimo in half with long blade*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 24, 2010, 08:37:09 PM
{Was watching everything from the side lines and scrachs her head not sure of what to do}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 24, 2010, 08:37:50 PM
You can not reach head. I am tall, as i am a T-rex.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 24, 2010, 08:39:12 PM
I am a Super Predator!!!

*Leaps on to shobidoo and starts shooting and stabbing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 24, 2010, 08:39:37 PM
Since when Shobidoo became a Brundlefly?!

I can haz telepods now plz plz
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 24, 2010, 08:41:40 PM
We can become one!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 24, 2010, 08:43:26 PM
AVPR WILL FOREVER EXIST, ON DVD AND INTERENT!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 24, 2010, 08:44:57 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 24, 2010, 08:22:26 PM
I am... back, I guess. *Takes cigar from pocket and lights it*
*Puffs cigar* How things 'been doin'?
Honestly...nothing. No one has fought anyone for the last 3 pages. OH and Ghost Rider and me are friends now...

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 24, 2010, 08:45:40 PM
Quote from: DJ P#ssyface on Oct 24, 2010, 08:39:12 PM
I am a Super Predator!!!

*Leaps on to shobidoo and starts shooting and stabbing*
{Has sit down to have a cup of tea} that means your ugly as sin even in Predator standards...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 24, 2010, 08:47:03 PM
Why, thank you PQ. Have a complimentry copy of AVPR.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 24, 2010, 08:53:36 PM
Takes pistol grip shotgun and blows it to pieces then starts shooting DJ.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 24, 2010, 08:54:51 PM
*fires netgun at Geronimo*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 24, 2010, 08:56:38 PM
*cuts geronimo from net with trademark dual machetes*
truce for now? To kill that heretic?
*helps geronimo up*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 24, 2010, 08:59:16 PM
*activates self destruct device*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

*area explodes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 24, 2010, 09:00:18 PM
*gets up from ashes*
what a pus*y...didnt even fight.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 24, 2010, 09:01:57 PM
*rises from the ashes*

MOTHERF**KER!!

*Headbutts Kiba, punches him in the gut, and extends his wristblades*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 24, 2010, 09:04:22 PM
Oh the confusion!
I'm neutral.
*Jumps on Vermithrax's back and flies away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 24, 2010, 09:09:02 PM
The AVPR War begins!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwatchstuff.com%2F2007%2F09%2F24%2Favpr-poster.jpg&hash=a3387ce5fe17ec5da16fd096de954e888e955e14)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 09:46:40 PM
*Yawns*
When are you getting to earth?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 24, 2010, 09:47:32 PM
"We end up on earth, but in the future!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 09:49:01 PM
Dammit!
*Throws C4 and charges at the explosion*
THAT HURT!
*Goes through paradox and lands where they are*
'Ello
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 24, 2010, 09:50:48 PM
{Stands up and brushs herself off} damn it, I hate future plots...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 09:54:20 PM
Can this be an apocalyptic future with zombies and robots?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 24, 2010, 09:56:34 PM
You have my vote for zombies.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 24, 2010, 09:57:45 PM
{Bangs head into her ship} I hate the future... is all metallic and... robots... And... NO NATURE! I NEED TO BE IN A TREE!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:06:49 PM
You cant have zombies with no forests PQ
F**k the robots
Zombie future then.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:08:37 PM
Really now?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:09:35 PM
Yeah, zombies.
Now
*Runs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:12:02 PM
Not afraid.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:19:14 PM
*From over 80 feet away*
You have your powers but you can still be infected!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:20:56 PM
Maybe that's what i want.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:22:02 PM
*Grabs ghost rider and carries him with him*
Maybe I dont want a flaming hell demon zombie after me.
Ever think of that?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:22:51 PM
Nothing matters anymore. I've lost everything. I have nothing left to lose.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:24:28 PM
Hey man dont think like that!
You can turn things around! You can keep trying!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 24, 2010, 10:24:52 PM
did somebody mentioned "forests"?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.operatorchan.org%2Fwallz%2Fsrc%2Fwallz5421_inna-woods.jpg&hash=694494d7fabddd9c9d1c51b5c2bf59d170651392)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:26:11 PM
Dude the only person that can use that is you and maybe OZ!
We all live in places where its banned!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:26:48 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwatchstuff.com%2Fimages%2F2006%2F03%2Fghost-rider-artwork4.jpg&hash=c5ad2bd576631f4ef4003a8ac006c21386759a0d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:27:45 PM
Let the zombies get me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:29:53 PM
NO!
*Continues dragging Ghost along*
Look, theres a jeep right over that hill. Then we can get you to a nice zen garden and you can relax and think about life.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 24, 2010, 10:30:30 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:26:11 PM
Dude the only person that can use that is you and maybe OZ!
We all live in places where its banned!

oh god forgive me for what im about to do.

>implying there is law in a zombie future
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:31:02 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:29:53 PM
NO!
*Continues dragging Ghost along*
Look, theres a jeep right over that hill. Then we can get you to a nice zen garden and you can relax and think about life.

Let go of me, mortal.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:32:11 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:31:02 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:29:53 PM
NO!
*Continues dragging Ghost along*
Look, theres a jeep right over that hill. Then we can get you to a nice zen garden and you can relax and think about life.

Let go of me, mortal.
Im not mortal remember?
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 24, 2010, 10:30:30 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:26:11 PM
Dude the only person that can use that is you and maybe OZ!
We all live in places where its banned!

oh god forgive me for what im about to do.

>implying there is law in a zombie future
I could argue but ya, fine lets roll with it. Get in the jeep.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:33:01 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:32:11 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:31:02 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:29:53 PM
NO!
*Continues dragging Ghost along*
Look, theres a jeep right over that hill. Then we can get you to a nice zen garden and you can relax and think about life.

Let go of me, mortal.
Im not mortal remember?
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 24, 2010, 10:30:30 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:26:11 PM
Dude the only person that can use that is you and maybe OZ!
We all live in places where its banned!

oh god forgive me for what im about to do.

>implying there is law in a zombie future
I could argue but ya, fine lets roll with it. Get in the jeep.

Doesn't mean i won't try to kill you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 24, 2010, 10:33:10 PM
*videogame FX*

and im magically seated next to you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:36:42 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:33:01 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:32:11 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:31:02 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:29:53 PM
NO!
*Continues dragging Ghost along*
Look, theres a jeep right over that hill. Then we can get you to a nice zen garden and you can relax and think about life.

Let go of me, mortal.
Im not mortal remember?
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 24, 2010, 10:30:30 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:26:11 PM
Dude the only person that can use that is you and maybe OZ!
We all live in places where its banned!

oh god forgive me for what im about to do.

>implying there is law in a zombie future
I could argue but ya, fine lets roll with it. Get in the jeep.

Doesn't mean i won't try to kill you.
doesnt mean im not gonna get you out of here first!
*Puts Ghost in the back seat and restrains him there*
Please stay put
*Gives Chupa ear plugs*
Youll need these
*Plays song on the radio*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrbL1s9qwBs
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:37:54 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:36:42 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:33:01 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:32:11 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:31:02 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:29:53 PM
NO!
*Continues dragging Ghost along*
Look, theres a jeep right over that hill. Then we can get you to a nice zen garden and you can relax and think about life.

Let go of me, mortal.
Im not mortal remember?
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 24, 2010, 10:30:30 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:26:11 PM
Dude the only person that can use that is you and maybe OZ!
We all live in places where its banned!

oh god forgive me for what im about to do.

>implying there is law in a zombie future
I could argue but ya, fine lets roll with it. Get in the jeep.

Doesn't mean i won't try to kill you.
doesnt mean im not gonna get you out of here first!
*Puts Ghost in the back seat and restrains him there*
Please stay put
*Gives Chupa ear plugs*
Youll need these
*Plays song on the radio*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrbL1s9qwBs

*breaks the retraints and undergoes a startling transformation.*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_8ie37mgxIXA%2FReZdfmle9dI%2FAAAAAAAAAbQ%2F17o6hlG-cfE%2Fs400%2FVengeance1.jpg&hash=9b357f134e7ed7b37ceeec7612298d7cfe838fce)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:38:45 PM
*Jeep spirals out of control and Chupa cant hear a thing*
LET THE MUSIC CALM YOU DOWN!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:39:54 PM
Ghost Rider is dead. Now there is only VENGEANCE!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 24, 2010, 10:40:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPAEFnVZVOs
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:42:18 PM
Now then the destruction of everyone Ghost Rider knew.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 24, 2010, 10:43:20 PM
That song didn't got to you?

monster.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:44:53 PM
*looks at Chupa.* I'll just start with you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:51:09 PM
*Vengeance is thrown from jeep*
Shit. Its going to be like that then.
*Sighs and rips off dog tags then hands them to Chupa*
Keep everyone safe dammit.
*Throws Chupa from jeep into a safe cave*
*Sigh*
*Drives the jeep into a group of zombies causing a massive explosion*
Ugh. Thats it then...
*crumples over and fades away slowly while the radio plays this*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qF_qbaWt3Q
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:52:26 PM
And so marks my leaving of this site for a while.
Im going to be trying to get myself back on track and this site needs to leave.
Ill see you all whenever i can.
*Salutes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:54:41 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:52:26 PM
And so marks my leaving of this site for a while.
Im going to be trying to get myself back on track and this site needs to leave.
Ill see you all whenever i can.
*Salutes*

(Good luck my friend.)

*Demonic laugh* That's one down.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 24, 2010, 10:55:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcxQfCZ_9V8
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:58:16 PM
*Before he dies he turns Vengeance into Johnny blaze*
F**ker
*Shoots Johnny in the head*
Done.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 11:00:43 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:58:16 PM
*Before he dies he turns Vengeance into Johnny blaze*
F**ker
*Shoots Johnny in the head*
Done.

*applauds.* A valiant effort...let me help you die. **rips Fitz head off*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 11:03:54 PM
*Head smiles*
You are a very dumb f**ker
*Head copies Ghost penance stare and burns away at Ghost, Vengeance, and Johnny blaze*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 11:05:01 PM
*looks at Fitz.* Thank you for releasing me from this torment. *goes to his final resting place.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 24, 2010, 11:09:03 PM
pssst.... Fitz. just, like, die now. you are ruining the drama.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 25, 2010, 12:39:52 AM
Quote from: DJ P#ssyface on Oct 24, 2010, 09:01:57 PM
*rises from the ashes*

MOTHERF**KER!!

*Headbutts Kiba, punches him in the gut, and extends his wristblades*
*punches DJ in throat, punches 5 times in face, DJ tries to slash with wristblades, dodges, grabs arm, pulls in, breaks DJs arm with a downward elbow, kicks in gut, dropkicks, while DJ gets up, Kiba withdraws dual machetes. Sees what ghost turned into.*
DAMN! What happened to ghost?
*disembowels DJ*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 25, 2010, 01:39:00 AM
Everyone is just feeling a little emotionally tense.... Ghost lost something he loved and now wants revenge... but then again we all do for something...  {Presses a button on the side of her mask and plays music only she can hear}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 25, 2010, 02:02:21 AM
I AM VENGEANCE!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 25, 2010, 02:37:23 AM
Why didn't I think of this long ago...
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fprofile.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhprofile-ak-snc4%2Fhs464.snc4%2F48980_100001529745782_6323023_n.jpg&hash=83d57dde11cb8346660cb728e94ef5fc9fc5b0f3)

Anyone want a ride?  :)

Edited
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 25, 2010, 05:40:14 AM
No, I'll take the Pred cycle.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_h937HNtz6ek%2FSyIAn8hQbpI%2FAAAAAAAAKig%2FuY4uSUjg3Pk%2Fs400%2Fpredator-motorbike-01.jpg&hash=fc1c8f41386aa6dbb91cb370fe7d0c3812ceb8be)

With my faithful "companion." :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 25, 2010, 12:03:14 PM
It's all yours, boy.

*Steals Kate Beckinsale*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 25, 2010, 06:53:58 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 25, 2010, 01:39:00 AM
Everyone is just feeling a little emotionally tense.... Ghost lost something he loved and now wants revenge... but then again we all do for something...  {Presses a button on the side of her mask and plays music only she can hear}

*Puts an ear up to PQ's mask and hears*

I, I've been waiting for someone like you
But now you are slipping away...
Why, why does fate make us suffer?
There's a curse between us, between me and you


I should of known.  :D

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 25, 2010, 06:56:03 PM
Cool, now Predator masks are iPods? iPredators?

WANT.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 25, 2010, 07:15:24 PM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 25, 2010, 06:53:58 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 25, 2010, 01:39:00 AM
Everyone is just feeling a little emotionally tense.... Ghost lost something he loved and now wants revenge... but then again we all do for something...  {Presses a button on the side of her mask and plays music only she can hear}

*Puts an ear up to PQ's mask and hears*

I, I've been waiting for someone like you
But now you are slipping away...
Why, why does fate make us suffer?
There's a curse between us, between me and you


I should of known.  :D
{Growls at him and pushs him away}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 25, 2010, 07:21:26 PM
Who to destroy now?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 25, 2010, 07:26:17 PM
*Looks down at hands*

What's this?

*A bright blue light is glowing from both hands*

I see, this much be the power of Halloween... Have I become... Mini Me! I'm gonna need to test this out...

*Fly kicks Ghost and sends him flying*

Awesome  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 25, 2010, 07:27:31 PM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 25, 2010, 07:26:17 PM
*Looks down at hands*

What's this?

*A bright blue light is glowing from both hands*

I see, this much be the power of Halloween... Have I become... Mini Me! I'm gonna need to test this out...

*Fly kicks Ghost and sends him flying*

Awesome  ;D

Ghost is dead. I am VENGEANCE!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 25, 2010, 07:33:20 PM
*Rans and jumps landing on Ghost's back and yells*

What can Vengeance do to the ultimate power!

*Creates a massive shockwave*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 25, 2010, 07:34:20 PM
*demonic laugh.* Ghost was weak, his humanity holding him back. Now that he's vulnerable, I've taken control.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 25, 2010, 07:36:11 PM
{Punches Lie violently in the head almost breaking his neck} leave Ghost alone!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 25, 2010, 07:37:24 PM
*drives through all the chaos and around and around everybody*

Yee-ha! My bikes better then yours, Ghosty!

*Fires the bikes Plasma Caster*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 25, 2010, 07:38:40 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Oct 25, 2010, 07:37:24 PM
*drives through all the chaos and around and around everybody*

Yee-ha! My bikes better then yours, Ghosty!

*Fires the bikes Plasma Caster*

Did you not hear me? Ghost is dead. I am VENGEANCE!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 25, 2010, 07:41:20 PM
Yeah, well, my bike and balls are bigger then yours! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

(I am rather crazy for a Pred aren't? Oh well.)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 25, 2010, 07:42:38 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Oct 25, 2010, 07:41:20 PM
Yeah, well, my bike and balls are bigger then yours! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

(I am rather crazy for a Pred aren't? Oh well.)

...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 25, 2010, 07:43:52 PM
oh my god... ponies!!!

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 25, 2010, 07:44:59 PM
*Fall to the floor after being hit by PQ*

:o...  :'(... >:(

I can't believe this betrayal... It hurts... My heart... IT HURTS!!!  >:(

*Creates an unholy inescapable explosion*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc03.deviantart.net%2Ffs32%2Fi%2F2008%2F216%2Fb%2F9%2FBlue_Explosion_by_Kyoakuno.jpg&hash=e74e032d0010673cd903b1ddae51d726623ae4cc)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 25, 2010, 07:46:00 PM
"Vengeance" chill and have a omelet {Shoves one in Ghosts mouth}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 25, 2010, 07:46:14 PM
*Pops back into existance*

Well, uh, this is awkward. At least I have my bike. Damn it, Lie.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 25, 2010, 07:47:02 PM
I don't want an omelet, i want the BLOOD OF GHOST'S ALLIES!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 25, 2010, 07:48:09 PM
Alllies?

*Points at Chupa*

His one of Ghost's allies.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 25, 2010, 07:50:00 PM
*Points at lie*

So is he.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 25, 2010, 07:50:19 PM
{Looks down at her omelet} there in an ally....in the omelet...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 25, 2010, 07:52:40 PM
*Glare at SpacePred*

What?! You wanna a piece of me!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 25, 2010, 07:53:53 PM
Bring it on! I. AM. PREDATOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR!!

*Extends armblade and charges at  Lie*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 25, 2010, 07:55:17 PM
{Roars and tackles Space Predator voilently before he hurts Lie}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 25, 2010, 07:57:40 PM
HOW DARE YOU?!?

*Spins on top of PQ and puts blade to her throat*

It's this... or the TROPHY WALL.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 25, 2010, 08:02:47 PM
*Standing next to Vengeance watching the fight*

You see I could help her, but she attacked me a few minutes ago. Then on the other hand she did just help me.  :-\

*Puts hands behind head*

Nah, what am I saying she doesn't my help.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 25, 2010, 08:10:23 PM
*Slits PQ's throat*

You were saying?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 25, 2010, 08:14:48 PM
How dare anything hurt Predator Queen?!
*Opens portal and kicks SpacePredator in Giger Dimension*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 25, 2010, 08:16:06 PM
I'M A PREDATOR! I DON'T BELONG HERE!

*Jumps back to normal world and cuts of OZ's leg*




Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 25, 2010, 08:16:32 PM
{Falls over on the ground on her side bleeding badly from her throat}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 25, 2010, 08:17:57 PM
*injects Omega Serum into PQ's throat*
Should fix... I hope.
In the meantime though, I want to say something. *Spits acid on SpacePredator's helmet, corroding it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 25, 2010, 08:18:15 PM
*Hides behind Vengeance*

OMG He killed PQ!  :o

*Takes a deep breathe then leans out head from behind Vengeance*

It takes a real man to kill to a woman.

*Sticks out tongue*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 25, 2010, 08:19:38 PM
*Leaps on OZ*

THIS IS FOR GIIIILLLLL!!!

*Starts stabbing and shooting OZ over and over, till most of the flesh is mssing from his right*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 25, 2010, 08:20:36 PM
oh god somebody help me

i am being kidnapped by them
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 25, 2010, 08:22:47 PM
Quick somebody help Acheronsis with those giant ants...
While I deal with someone *wraps fiery whip around SP's neck*
Lie, catch this! *Throws regenerating serum* If the Omega one didn't work this one should do the job
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 25, 2010, 08:25:34 PM
*Shoots OZ's face and leaps off*

Feel the thunder...

*Activates Power Glove and hits OZ in the chest breaking all his ribs and cracking his verterbrae*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 25, 2010, 08:27:08 PM
You wish. *Pulls whip and beheads SpacePredator*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 25, 2010, 08:27:36 PM
*Rips through an army of giant ants and carries Chupa to safety*

::)

You owe me one.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 25, 2010, 08:28:13 PM
gets in 2010 camaro with ashley greene
[img]
cmon baby! Lets hit the town!
*sees PQ.*
DAMN!
*goes and kills a predator, takes out it's blood and give it all to PQ*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 25, 2010, 08:28:50 PM
*Grabs head and places it back on body*

Fool. iI'm done with you.

*Runs to PQ, grabs her body, cloaks, runs off into the forest*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 25, 2010, 08:30:07 PM
 :o

PQ...

*Falls to knees*

How could this of happened!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 25, 2010, 08:31:07 PM
*Stops time around self*
*Walks into the forest and grabs PQ from SP's arms, and flees as reactivates time*
Why must I do everything, I ask... *Puts PQ in Stargate sarcophagus*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 25, 2010, 08:32:38 PM
{Suddenly awakens and breaks her way out of the sarcophagus angrily tearing it to pieces}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 25, 2010, 08:33:34 PM
*Runs to PQ and extends armblade*

Back to sleep with you!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 25, 2010, 08:34:41 PM
oh come on now, Ra made me pay millions of dollars for that thing!
You back off, I can't revive things now either *Cuts SP's arm and uses it as nunchaku*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 25, 2010, 08:35:29 PM
{Takes out her whip and wraps it around his wrist blades and tugs forcing his body down to the ground, she puts one foot on his back and snaps his spine in half}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 25, 2010, 08:36:02 PM
*shoots SP in the head with the benelli m1014 shotgun, blowing it away*
stay away from her!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 25, 2010, 08:36:38 PM
Yeah, stay away from her, you bi-
No wait, that doesn't work...
*Sits mumbling on what term to use*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 25, 2010, 08:36:59 PM
*self destructs killing everyone*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 25, 2010, 08:38:26 PM
{His self Self destruct was contained in a plastic cup}
{Sits down and pulls OmegZilla in her lap and purrs petting him
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 25, 2010, 08:38:58 PM
GOD... DAMN... YOU...

HELP... MEEE....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 25, 2010, 08:40:15 PM
*Seconds before the explosion uses the Dagger of time and time folds on itself*
*10 seconds earlier, as self mumbles, sees the self-destruct device*
What!
*Grabs SP and throws him in midair, then watches the ensuing explosion*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.sfweekly.com%2Fthesnitch%2Fexplosion.jpg&hash=d4ab1a9f3a116e67bc553ba78f63edb89c498daa)
Fireworks...

Wait, all that is vain now...
Some tea PQ?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 25, 2010, 08:42:43 PM
{Legs go of him and gets her tea set} that would be nice...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 25, 2010, 08:44:59 PM
*Disappears and reappears, modified*

I am Cyborg-Predator!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 25, 2010, 08:47:54 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 25, 2010, 08:38:26 PM
{His self Self destruct was contained in a plastic cup}
{Sits down and pulls OmegZilla in her lap and purrs petting him
Hey what about me? I gave you blood from a freshly killed predator.
*blows SP up with a grenade*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 25, 2010, 08:50:53 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Oct 25, 2010, 08:44:59 PM
*Disappears and reappears, modified*

I am Cyborg-Predator!
{Pretends he isn't there} I have raspberry, apple, orange, dandelion, catnip, rose, peppermint, green, gray earl and pomegranate tea OmegaZilla...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 25, 2010, 08:52:16 PM
*Grabs PQ and stabs his blade up her back until the blade sticks out her mouth*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 25, 2010, 08:54:28 PM
*Pushes button on Dagger of Time and returns back in time just as PQ shows off her pic-nic arsenal*
Oh, come on now!
*Grabs SpacePredator's arm and breaks it* Not again... shhh shhh *Takes Spear and melts it*
Ps. I want apples.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 25, 2010, 08:55:53 PM
*gives apples*
can I have some tea?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 25, 2010, 08:56:12 PM
*Rebuilds arm*

I am part robot.

*Stabs PQ again, and shoots OZ*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 25, 2010, 08:57:16 PM
Dejavù... *Pushes Dagger of time again and time refolds again on itself*
*Stops SpacePredator from doing his actions and throws him in an active volcano*
Yeah some tea, thanks... *sips tea*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 25, 2010, 08:58:40 PM
CAN I HAVE SOME TEA!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 25, 2010, 08:58:48 PM
*Undoes the time changing actions and grabs OZ and throws him in the active volcano before he can push the Dagger of time*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 25, 2010, 09:00:28 PM
*While flaling in the volcano, pushes the button on the Dagger of time*
Again man? Boring.
*Time folds on itself*
If you want to play with it then go, I have another one. *Stabs SP with the Dagger and presses the button, sand starts flowing through thw wound and SP is sucked into a time-paradox*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 25, 2010, 09:01:00 PM
WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING ME!?!?!?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 25, 2010, 09:01:55 PM
*Overloads time and the universe exploads and everyone is left floating in the void*

You HAD to make me do that. We're in a void now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 25, 2010, 09:03:10 PM
Did someone say "catnip tea"?

Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 25, 2010, 09:01:00 PM
WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING ME!?!?!?!

Hello  :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 25, 2010, 09:03:35 PM
Yep you want some Lie?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 25, 2010, 09:03:53 PM
*Yawns as presses dagger of time again and everything comes back to normal*

Kiba, let's play some AvP. *Gives Kiba a xBox controller* While I do a pic-nic. *Sips tea*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 25, 2010, 09:04:59 PM
*Void reappears*

All of time has been destroyed, the past, the future, ad the present. I should kill you all.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 25, 2010, 09:06:14 PM
*Builds Universal Machine out of nothing and reconstitutes Universe*
Now with this picnic, I want to do it! *Prepares pic-nic and offers tea*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 25, 2010, 09:06:39 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Oct 25, 2010, 09:04:59 PM
*Void reappears*

All of time has been destroyed, the past, the future, ad the present. I should kill you all.
(Dude were not listening to you anymore..)
{Watch's the boys play video games, while she sips her tea she looks around for her game boy}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 25, 2010, 09:07:08 PM
GRRRRRRR

*Builds massive indestructible tv and puts on AVPR*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 25, 2010, 09:07:35 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 25, 2010, 09:03:35 PM
Yep you want some Lie?

Yes please.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 25, 2010, 09:09:28 PM
{Passes you a cup of Catnip Tea while playing her old Pokemon Red}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 25, 2010, 09:10:00 PM
Pokémon Red!!
*Watches in awe as PQ plays the game*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 25, 2010, 09:12:21 PM
*Activates self destruct*

I only wanted friends!!!  :'(  All I could be was SpacePredators evil twin!  :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 25, 2010, 09:12:55 PM
oh god get me out of here, the ants were carrying a decoy-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 25, 2010, 09:13:51 PM
Oh, not decoys! *Uses the shrinking weapon from Honey I shrunk the kids and puts the and in a bottle*
That'd work.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 25, 2010, 09:42:48 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 25, 2010, 09:03:53 PM
*Yawns as presses dagger of time again and everything comes back to normal*

Kiba, let's play some AvP. *Gives Kiba a xBox controller* While I do a pic-nic. *Sips tea*
ok!
*beats OZ 40 to 5*
YES!!!! HA!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 25, 2010, 10:19:13 PM
heeeelp meeeee....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 25, 2010, 10:50:31 PM
*grabs SpacePredator.* You will die. *tears SP to pieces.* *looks at everyone.* Its ok. I'm in control.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 25, 2010, 11:38:06 PM
Predators? In space!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Oct 25, 2010, 11:40:25 PM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 25, 2010, 11:38:06 PM
Predators? In space!

Well, looks like they have competition!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_jLnrUXJNM
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 25, 2010, 11:42:50 PM
i want to die~...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 26, 2010, 01:09:57 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Oct 25, 2010, 11:40:25 PM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 25, 2010, 11:38:06 PM
Predators? In space!

Well, looks like they have competition!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_jLnrUXJNM
Mel Brooks! *High five*
*Suddenly, thousands of lolcatz come over the horizon.*
"The invasion has begun!"
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi55.tinypic.com%2F35m17oo.jpg&hash=a049b8453b671390db00c4350a9124ca86296a3c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 26, 2010, 03:32:45 AM
That has a ring to it.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 26, 2010, 08:46:26 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 25, 2010, 11:42:50 PM
i want to die~...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 26, 2010, 11:54:32 AM
Yeah. As far as I see it, were all content to let you die slowly. After all, you have called each one of us a bitch.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 26, 2010, 08:12:20 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 25, 2010, 11:42:50 PM
i want to die~...
{Blows Chupas head up with her shoulder cannon} wish granted
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 26, 2010, 08:20:03 PM
...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 26, 2010, 08:21:38 PM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 26, 2010, 08:22:57 PM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 26, 2010, 08:24:26 PM
...

*Starts to stare at the walls*

So...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 26, 2010, 08:26:16 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fchzgifs.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F05%2Fphelps.gif&hash=12e87afebc0d11bc1e4ee4e4560a79cdf90535e8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 26, 2010, 08:28:01 PM
{Looks over to Lie then walks over to Ghost and sits down}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 26, 2010, 08:29:09 PM
Now what?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 26, 2010, 08:53:32 PM
*Jumps on top of a wall and sits down*

We need to think of a name, for the three of us I mean.

*Looks over at Ghost and PQ*

We are a team right?  :)

*Face turns red and quickly looks down at feet*

I mean... We're always fighting to protect one another right...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 26, 2010, 08:55:02 PM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 26, 2010, 08:53:32 PM
*Jumps on top of a wall and sits down*

We need to think of a name, for the three of us I mean.

*Looks over at Ghost and PQ*

We are a team right?  :)

*Face turns red and quickly looks down at feet*

I mean... We're always fighting to protect one another right...

True. A female Predator, a cat ninja, and a demon bounty hunter.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 26, 2010, 09:16:53 PM
I thought you would want him to die slowly.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 26, 2010, 09:23:43 PM
*Turns and faces Kiba*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uja1atEteE

*Looks over at PQ*

So... You in?

*Lies down on the wall and extends*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fteamnaked.ca%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F03%2Folive_branch2.jpg&hash=6381dc70669fe5e7c242b23fbc25825a115a8bd7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 26, 2010, 09:30:29 PM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 26, 2010, 09:23:43 PM
*Turns and faces Kiba*

[youtube]

*Looks over at PQ*

So... You in?

*Lies down on the wall and extends*

[img]

Whoa... Didn't know you liked him that much. Jeez.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 26, 2010, 09:31:22 PM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 26, 2010, 09:23:43 PM
*Turns and faces Kiba*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uja1atEteE

*Looks over at PQ*

So... You in?

*Lies down on the wall and extends*

http://teamnaked.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/olive_branch2.jpg
I hate olives...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 26, 2010, 09:34:13 PM
hate em with a passion.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 26, 2010, 10:32:39 PM
Olives... I hate olives.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.militaryimages.net%2Fphotopost%2Fdata%2F614%2FSpetsnaz.JPG&hash=50f8d6c76d841e40ab79b0ac6f3d6f5ab4911a02)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 26, 2010, 11:06:50 PM
They're pretty good.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 26, 2010, 11:07:49 PM
*Leans over and whisper in PQ's ear*

It must be nice having all these people lie just to please you... You really are a Queen.  :D

*Holds onto both PQ's and Ghost's by their shoulders*

If you hate olive, sold your soul to the devil or just repudiate Chupa and everything he stands for, non of that matter because...

*Jumps forward then looks round with a big smile*

We're a team!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 26, 2010, 11:12:31 PM
I'm in.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.foolishpeople.com%2Ffoolishpeople%2Fimages%2Fghostrider20050713044155916_2.jpg&hash=3a9ee21835840c1e2464a743c651d25fae4733ae)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 26, 2010, 11:14:54 PM
I hate Olives, but we are a team. I'm in.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.militaryimages.net%2Fphotopost%2Fdata%2F614%2FSpetsnaz.JPG&hash=50f8d6c76d841e40ab79b0ac6f3d6f5ab4911a02)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 26, 2010, 11:16:09 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 26, 2010, 11:14:54 PM
I hate Olives, but we are a team. I'm in.

http://www.militaryimages.net/photopost/data/614/Spetsnaz.JPG

Good. No one can stop us.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 27, 2010, 12:22:57 AM
not so fast! Any friends of ghost rider's are friends of mine! IM IN!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 27, 2010, 02:06:18 AM
A team? Like the A-Team?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 27, 2010, 02:12:52 AM
I guess. I'm an ally of Ghost Rider so I just wanna be on the team.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 03:04:57 AM
Good.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 27, 2010, 05:30:43 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdata.tumblr.com%2FAhe5vVuQIeynste9x9q9hWGCo1_400.jpg&hash=3cac6e17c3ceb7688217c7eb441164fe2c2bf376)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 27, 2010, 11:14:58 AM
I can haz team too? :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 03:06:07 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 27, 2010, 11:14:58 AM
I can haz team too? :P

Indeed you can.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 27, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
Yis!!
*Self-gives a team medal*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 27, 2010, 10:18:25 PM
You should call yourselves... AVPR LOVERS!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 27, 2010, 10:19:24 PM
I dont join teams, I just show up when needed
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 10:19:41 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Oct 27, 2010, 10:18:25 PM
You should call yourselves... AVPR LOVERS!!!

F**k no.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 27, 2010, 10:23:31 PM
You're right.. I have wrongly defended AVPR... IT SUCKS!!! SERIOUSLY, TEXAS?! TEENAGERS?! CHEESY LINES?!? ARRGGGH!! I MUST REPENT! REPENT! REEEEPEEENNNTT!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 27, 2010, 10:24:12 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 10:19:41 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Oct 27, 2010, 10:18:25 PM
You should call yourselves... AVPR LOVERS!!!

F**k no.
Can't make it more clear than that.

Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 27, 2010, 10:19:24 PM
I dont join teams, I just show up when needed
Like a mercenary?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 10:24:51 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Oct 27, 2010, 10:23:31 PM
You're right.. I have wrongly defended AVPR... IT SUCKS!!! SERIOUSLY, TEXAS?! TEENAGERS?! CHEESY LINES?!? ARRGGGH!! I MUST REPENT! REPENT! REEEEPEEENNNTT!!!

???
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 27, 2010, 10:27:38 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 27, 2010, 10:24:12 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 10:19:41 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Oct 27, 2010, 10:18:25 PM
You should call yourselves... AVPR LOVERS!!!

F**k no.
Can't make it more clear than that.

Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 27, 2010, 10:19:24 PM
I dont join teams, I just show up when needed
Like a mercenary?
Sure why not....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 27, 2010, 10:28:20 PM
*Cleans tongue with holy water*

They both suck! Ressurection and Requiem! Argh!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 10:29:08 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Oct 27, 2010, 10:28:20 PM
*Cleans tongue with holy water*

They both suck! Ressurection and Requiem! Argh!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ficanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F10%2Fblackcat.gif%3Fw%3D480%26amp%3Bh%3D320&hash=383d222db1cda5197a3841c4901bf83607e941e8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 27, 2010, 10:31:38 PM
Were have I seen this in Predators? Oh yeah.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 27, 2010, 10:32:51 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 10:29:08 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Oct 27, 2010, 10:28:20 PM
*Cleans tongue with holy water*

They both suck! Ressurection and Requiem! Argh!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/blackcat.gif?w=480&h=320

I hate cats.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 27, 2010, 10:34:24 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Oct 27, 2010, 10:32:51 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 10:29:08 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Oct 27, 2010, 10:28:20 PM
*Cleans tongue with holy water*

They both suck! Ressurection and Requiem! Argh!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/blackcat.gif?w=480&h=320

I hate cats.
Blasphemy
O_O
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 27, 2010, 10:35:49 PM
I'm part Cat...  :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 27, 2010, 10:37:01 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ficanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F10%2Ffunny-cat-gifs-happy-cat-lasers.gif%3Fw%3D352%26amp%3Bh%3D240&hash=e8b27cb1ce2d1b908646de07725abe3914252b60)

The cat fleet destroyed my home and my clan.  :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 10:37:44 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Oct 27, 2010, 10:32:51 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 10:29:08 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Oct 27, 2010, 10:28:20 PM
*Cleans tongue with holy water*

They both suck! Ressurection and Requiem! Argh!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/blackcat.gif?w=480&h=320

I hate cats.

I'm calling the Hover Cat army.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.cheezburger.com%2Fcompletestore%2F2010%2F4%2F26%2F129168021626950188.gif&hash=b9bafb0dccf6587c3c753b7fa4dfe17a748c4e0d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 27, 2010, 10:39:00 PM
NO PLEASE NO! THE MEMORIES! HAVE MERCY!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 10:39:52 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Oct 27, 2010, 10:39:00 PM
NO PLEASE NO! THE MEMORIES! HAVE MERCY!!!!

SORRY! ALL OUT OF MERCY!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 27, 2010, 10:40:41 PM
PLEASE! I SAID I HATED AR AND AVPR! THEY SUCK!!! I ONLY SEEK REDEMPTION!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 10:41:09 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Oct 27, 2010, 10:40:41 PM
PLEASE! I SAID I HATED AR AND AVPR! THEY SUCK!!! I ONLY SEEK REDEMPTION!!

Ok. *calls off the cat army.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 27, 2010, 10:41:58 PM
I'm part wolf, but I ain't got nothin against cats.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 27, 2010, 10:42:48 PM
 ::)

So much for all out of mercy.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 27, 2010, 10:43:12 PM
*pants*

Thank you, thank you! As proof of my claim...

*smashes AR and AVPR under foot*

I destroy my copies of these sh*t movies.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 27, 2010, 10:44:13 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.cheezburger.com%2Fcompletestore%2F2010%2F4%2F26%2F129168021626950188.gif&hash=b9bafb0dccf6587c3c753b7fa4dfe17a748c4e0d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 10:44:23 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 27, 2010, 10:41:58 PM
I'm part wolf, but I ain't got nothin against cats.

Good or i would have to destroy you. ;) :D

Quote from: Lie on Oct 27, 2010, 10:42:48 PM
::)

So much for all out of mercy.

GO MY CAT ARMY!!!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.cheezburger.com%2Fcompletestore%2F2010%2F4%2F26%2F129168021626950188.gif&hash=b9bafb0dccf6587c3c753b7fa4dfe17a748c4e0d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 27, 2010, 10:47:36 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 27, 2010, 10:44:13 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/26/129168021626950188.gif

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F10%2Fd7039011-fe7b-4a05-8ac9-5fe745a7893b.jpg&hash=70bf030249bef7890a61d9c25072942b191e86c0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 27, 2010, 10:48:04 PM
Meow

*Cat army turns and attacks SpacePredator*

I told you I was part cat.  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 10:49:56 PM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 27, 2010, 10:48:04 PM
Meow

*Cat army turns and attacks SpacePredator*

I told you I was part cat.  8)

Who wants to water ski?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fchzgifs.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F04%2Fwaterskiredneck.gif&hash=0681d63513e5ef38a5562631bd10259cc056495c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 27, 2010, 10:50:32 PM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 27, 2010, 10:48:04 PM
Meow

*Cat army turns and attacks SpacePredator*

I told you I was part cat.  8)

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kmphblog.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F01%2Fcats-v-dogs1.jpg&hash=0f55955c724596ac539738a2209326a22b283d29)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 10:51:09 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fchzgifs.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F04%2Fwaterskiredneck.gif&hash=0681d63513e5ef38a5562631bd10259cc056495c)

No one?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 27, 2010, 10:53:23 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Oct 27, 2010, 10:50:32 PM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 27, 2010, 10:48:04 PM
Meow

*Cat army turns and attacks SpacePredator*

I told you I was part cat.  8)

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kmphblog.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F01%2Fcats-v-dogs1.jpg&hash=0f55955c724596ac539738a2209326a22b283d29)
Not so fast.


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft2.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AFIymwKPvDxAfsM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fi293.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fmm48%2FFrost144%2FBLACK_WOLF_.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=57e863de6050ebaba2cfcaeef4337a2c17f339ea)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 27, 2010, 10:55:07 PM
LEAVE ME ALONE, PLEASE!!! ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE REDEEMED BUT YOU'RE ATTACKING ME!

*sobs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 10:56:07 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 27, 2010, 10:53:23 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Oct 27, 2010, 10:50:32 PM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 27, 2010, 10:48:04 PM
Meow

*Cat army turns and attacks SpacePredator*

I told you I was part cat.  8)

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kmphblog.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F01%2Fcats-v-dogs1.jpg&hash=0f55955c724596ac539738a2209326a22b283d29)
Not so fast.


http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:FIymwKPvDxAfsM:http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm48/Frost144/BLACK_WOLF_.jpg&t=1

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc07.deviantart.com%2Ffs8%2Fi%2F2005%2F293%2F4%2F5%2Fdragon_hurlant_by_rinpoo_chuang.jpg&hash=885089bf24241e5070feec837f82e4a910fdf403)

ENOUGH!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 27, 2010, 10:58:59 PM
Party pooper.

I'm going to party somewhere else.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fknowyourmeme.com%2Fi%2F000%2F048%2F668%2Foriginal%2Fstormtrooper-hump.gif%3F1273174465&hash=1c3ef05ca2c17d34eedfcc0d213d7c82494b075f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 11:01:40 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 27, 2010, 10:58:59 PM
Party pooper.

I'm going to party somewhere else.
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/048/668/original/stormtrooper-hump.gif?1273174465

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc07.deviantart.com%2Ffs8%2Fi%2F2005%2F293%2F4%2F5%2Fdragon_hurlant_by_rinpoo_chuang.jpg&hash=885089bf24241e5070feec837f82e4a910fdf403)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 27, 2010, 11:07:51 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.discovermagazine.com%2Fcosmicvariance%2Ffiles%2Fuploads%2Fobama_superman_awesome.jpg&hash=861608677b18e9a593e351af851362096a36df05)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 11:08:30 PM
Time to water-ski.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fchzgifs.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F04%2Fwaterskiredneck.gif&hash=0681d63513e5ef38a5562631bd10259cc056495c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 27, 2010, 11:10:27 PM
Weeee!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fchzgifs.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F04%2Fwaterskiredneck.gif&hash=0681d63513e5ef38a5562631bd10259cc056495c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 27, 2010, 11:14:14 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Oct 27, 2010, 11:07:51 PM
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/cosmicvariance/files/uploads/obama_superman_awesome.jpg

WIN!!!  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 11:15:48 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc07.deviantart.com%2Ffs8%2Fi%2F2005%2F293%2F4%2F5%2Fdragon_hurlant_by_rinpoo_chuang.jpg&hash=885089bf24241e5070feec837f82e4a910fdf403)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 27, 2010, 11:17:40 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsvg.kyon.pl%2Fstatic%2Fimg%2Fremiq.net_1327.jpg&hash=96cead749eb37a793882fb0a98548d663d547956)
I'm getting the runs from some of the fails around ere.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 11:18:00 PM
...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 27, 2010, 11:21:15 PM
 :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 11:21:40 PM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 27, 2010, 11:22:33 PM
Well I know which one of those I am.  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 27, 2010, 11:23:19 PM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 11:23:30 PM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 27, 2010, 11:22:33 PM
Well I know which one of those I am.  :D

;) ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 27, 2010, 11:26:07 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 11:21:40 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/27/129168825521120850.gif
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 11:31:34 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 27, 2010, 11:26:07 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 11:21:40 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/27/129168825521120850.gif
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs346.snc4/41464_100001529745782_7629363_n.jpg
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 27, 2010, 11:34:30 PM
Don't run kitty!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 11:35:56 PM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 27, 2010, 11:37:20 PM
I don't even know what to say to that.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 27, 2010, 11:38:25 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 27, 2010, 11:59:31 PM
this thread is incredibly gay.


not homosexual, GAY.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 28, 2010, 12:02:30 AM
Why must you say that?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 28, 2010, 12:03:20 AM
who wants to spar with me?
[img]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 28, 2010, 12:04:02 AM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 28, 2010, 12:03:20 AM
who wants to spar with me?
[img]

What img?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 28, 2010, 12:04:30 AM
Chupa's kinda right, everyone is quite happy lately.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 28, 2010, 12:05:22 AM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 28, 2010, 12:04:30 AM
Chupa's kinda right, everyone is quite happy lately.

True. Do we need death and destruction?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 28, 2010, 12:07:18 AM
We need tension, suspense, atmosphere, all you do is post image and trow powers like kindergarden kids.

remember when Queen was hunting us? that was awesome.

sure you don't remember the mystery of space reaper, or the countless other amazing things that happened here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 28, 2010, 12:08:44 AM
When we do this, I live up to my name.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 28, 2010, 12:09:10 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 28, 2010, 12:04:02 AM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 28, 2010, 12:03:20 AM
who wants to spar with me?
[img]

What img?
It's kiba from naruto in an ass kicking position.
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 28, 2010, 12:05:22 AM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 28, 2010, 12:04:30 AM
Chupa's kinda right, everyone is quite happy lately.

True. Do we need death and destruction?

Sure, I'm game.
[img]
Lets get queen to hunt us. She's never hunted me before.





Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 28, 2010, 12:09:59 AM
Or the civilization that worshipped me!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 28, 2010, 12:10:28 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 28, 2010, 12:09:59 AM
Or the civilization that worshipped me!


Sounds cool. Ok let's do it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 28, 2010, 12:11:23 AM
Wait its already been done.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 28, 2010, 12:11:37 AM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 28, 2010, 12:04:30 AM
Chupa's kinda right, everyone is quite happy lately.

My war face is happy?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fprofile.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhprofile-ak-snc4%2Fhs346.snc4%2F41464_100001529745782_7629363_n.jpg&hash=a31c843f56d5707f734f10f35763856d40ec184d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 28, 2010, 12:11:59 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 28, 2010, 12:11:23 AM
Wait its already been done.

And?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 28, 2010, 12:12:59 AM
Yeah, come on. Lets see some action!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 28, 2010, 12:16:37 AM
People, show me your war faces!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6vHOR8lzTg
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 28, 2010, 12:18:39 AM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 28, 2010, 12:21:13 AM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 28, 2010, 12:22:27 AM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 28, 2010, 12:22:56 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 28, 2010, 12:22:27 AM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 28, 2010, 12:24:54 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 28, 2010, 12:22:56 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 28, 2010, 12:22:27 AM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs897.snc4/73085_119128938148097_100001529745782_140451_7455498_n.jpg
http://www.superherotimes.com/news/images/ghost-rider-ny.jpg

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 28, 2010, 12:26:01 AM
Quote from: Lie on Oct 28, 2010, 12:24:54 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 28, 2010, 12:22:56 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 28, 2010, 12:22:27 AM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs897.snc4/73085_119128938148097_100001529745782_140451_7455498_n.jpg
http://www.superherotimes.com/news/images/ghost-rider-ny.jpg

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 28, 2010, 12:30:53 AM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 28, 2010, 01:10:01 AM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 28, 2010, 01:30:01 AM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 28, 2010, 01:32:01 AM
My one and only true war face;

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fshannaro.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F01%2Fsasuke-crazy-face.jpg&hash=0e58cd3702394d3d0240d96548bb5b374cbdaaff)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 28, 2010, 02:05:40 AM
I do not fear that face.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 28, 2010, 03:24:29 AM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 28, 2010, 07:24:06 AM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 28, 2010, 10:40:47 AM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Oct 28, 2010, 01:47:16 PM
*Pokes back into thread after months of absence*

*Looks around*

"War faces? What is this shit?"

*Decides there's only one thing left to do*

Later...

*Starts to pack ready for his grand return to The Pillowfighting Thread*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fscan00016nl.jpg&hash=a6add7776b2b7653861993aada0901d2726f2715)

*Walks into thread dramatically*

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*Stares*

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 28, 2010, 01:51:27 PM
sorry bro, nobody's gonna challenge you.

these new players are wusses.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 28, 2010, 01:54:38 PM
*Stares silently*
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Oct 28, 2010, 01:58:19 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 28, 2010, 01:51:27 PM
sorry bro, nobody's gonna challenge you.

these new players are wusses.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpoolNotAmused.png&hash=d16391069d6d92e251205a657988227da6b099d0)

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 28, 2010, 02:07:19 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 28, 2010, 01:51:27 PM
sorry bro, nobody's gonna challenge you.

these new players are wusses.
I'm far from a wuse cum boy.

The idea of starting up war faces was to get everyone to kill each other, but somehow in hell it didn't.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 28, 2010, 02:08:03 PM
*Puffs cigar*

Nothing's happening?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 28, 2010, 02:08:51 PM
Shoots OmegaZilla in da face with AK-47.

How's that?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 28, 2010, 02:13:10 PM
Pfffft. Think of something more imaginitive!
OZ i challenge YOU to a pokemon battle!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 28, 2010, 02:14:41 PM
I like to stick to... reality.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Oct 28, 2010, 02:16:14 PM
Well, whilst you ladies settle your differences with short and boring posts, I'm gonna sleep in my refuse and reminisce of the good times earlier in this thread.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpoolcap-1.jpg&hash=06ebaac45972bfecdb0068257dced2ed7e355ca8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 28, 2010, 02:16:49 PM
Reality? What pillowfighting thread are you in? Im a freaking Goldblumasouras rex. And a pokemon master. And a Ghostbuster.
PUBA i challenge you to a pokemon battle!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 28, 2010, 02:17:23 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 28, 2010, 02:08:51 PM
Shoots OmegaZilla in da face with AK-47.

How's that?
*Extracts steaming bullet from wound hole with a cracking sound*
Tickle.
*Takes out arm cannons and fires plasma bolts at Geronimo, blasting him away*

Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 28, 2010, 02:13:10 PM
Pfffft. Think of something more imaginitive!
OZ i challenge YOU to a pokemon battle!
POKEMANZ!
I choose you, Tyranitar!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.smogon.com%2Fdownload%2Fsprites%2Fdp%2F248.png&hash=58d6c278fa11b89389e9ada0fe70d6aa70e474e5)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 28, 2010, 02:19:13 PM
Mel Gibson i choose you! Rant attack!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 28, 2010, 02:20:33 PM
Eh?

*Retreats Tyranitar*

Well well
*Throws Pokèball*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.forumfree.it%2Fav-6008920.jpg&hash=197ea10b337f4cea0f3f03980a5cbe0344838993)

*Burt Gummer blasts Mel Gibson away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 28, 2010, 02:22:07 PM
Nooo! Rant attack had no effect!
Jeff Goldblum i choose you! Use your laughing attack!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBxgAmdPQWg
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Oct 28, 2010, 02:24:01 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool__Oh_by_Ricard08-1.jpg&hash=cda18ad569483fd832838c3d66dca79fb19cb878)

Here's me thinking kidnapping movie-stars wasn't allowed, then again, imprisoning animals within tiny balls doesn't seem too great either.

*Steals all the Pokemon and holds them ransom*

You can have them back once I get my money! Whoever pays the most gets all of them!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 28, 2010, 02:24:49 PM
Sooooo your Team Rocket then?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 28, 2010, 02:25:36 PM
I give three money trees!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_g5RtRcx3U3M%2FS_I2gvl7eQI%2FAAAAAAAAAJk%2Fhzj0aGKGwqU%2Fs1600%2Fmoney_tree.jpg&hash=cbe8260ec87c8265b4bfabda33a7834ae412eac2)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_g5RtRcx3U3M%2FS_I2gvl7eQI%2FAAAAAAAAAJk%2Fhzj0aGKGwqU%2Fs1600%2Fmoney_tree.jpg&hash=cbe8260ec87c8265b4bfabda33a7834ae412eac2)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_g5RtRcx3U3M%2FS_I2gvl7eQI%2FAAAAAAAAAJk%2Fhzj0aGKGwqU%2Fs1600%2Fmoney_tree.jpg&hash=cbe8260ec87c8265b4bfabda33a7834ae412eac2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 28, 2010, 02:27:59 PM
*sigh*

I burn them with my magical fire breath?   :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 28, 2010, 02:28:57 PM
*Quickly goes behind Geronimo, strikes hand on his back and rips spine*
Not my money trees. They are for POKEMANZ!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Oct 28, 2010, 02:29:49 PM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 28, 2010, 02:24:49 PM
Sooooo your Team Rocket then?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpoolNotAmused.png&hash=d16391069d6d92e251205a657988227da6b099d0)

No. No I am not.

Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 28, 2010, 02:25:36 PM
I give three money trees!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_g5RtRcx3U3M/S_I2gvl7eQI/AAAAAAAAAJk/hzj0aGKGwqU/s1600/money_tree.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_g5RtRcx3U3M/S_I2gvl7eQI/AAAAAAAAAJk/hzj0aGKGwqU/s1600/money_tree.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_g5RtRcx3U3M/S_I2gvl7eQI/AAAAAAAAAJk/hzj0aGKGwqU/s1600/money_tree.jpg

Highest bidder so far is OmegaZilla, and since Shobidoo hasn't even placed a bid (or expressed interest in even getting is Poke'mon back) I'm leaning toward OmegaZilla's never-ending money tree$. Also, he just saved them from fire. Man's oldest foe. Or greatest ally... whatever.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 28, 2010, 02:30:58 PM
... I'm playing video games now...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft2.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3A5XSmPI-YjB1BzM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fstatic.funnyjunk.com%2Fpictures%2Fcartman_screw_you_guys0.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=15c373b6234c8e9e7bbff7074fdf434c6a77fefa)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Oct 28, 2010, 02:32:07 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdp10006.jpg&hash=52d911a2ca020c4040c42b187fc32b1c5f78f055)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 28, 2010, 02:33:16 PM
Moar.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.nationmultimedia.com%2Fhome%2Fblog_data%2F118%2F118%2Fimages%2FmoneYmount.jpg&hash=5816c6e2d25c4ea7cb8b357c9c3e9d77c6845299)

Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 28, 2010, 02:30:58 PM
... I'm playing video games now...

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:5XSmPI-YjB1BzM:http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/cartman_screw_you_guys0.jpg&t=1
Hello? *Waves spine*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 28, 2010, 02:33:54 PM
OH yea well, well. Ill give you 4 money cows!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi55.tinypic.com%2Fegohlk.jpg&hash=ccf71a772181f1c9c6e9c25c6efe467d3fb27aee)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi55.tinypic.com%2Fegohlk.jpg&hash=ccf71a772181f1c9c6e9c25c6efe467d3fb27aee)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi55.tinypic.com%2Fegohlk.jpg&hash=ccf71a772181f1c9c6e9c25c6efe467d3fb27aee)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi55.tinypic.com%2Fegohlk.jpg&hash=ccf71a772181f1c9c6e9c25c6efe467d3fb27aee)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 28, 2010, 02:38:21 PM
They eat money...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Oct 28, 2010, 02:41:22 PM
Money cows... can be turned into beef...

Therefore, I cannot accept money cows. For I will eat them, and my money will be gone. Forever.

Plus, OmegaZilla just offered MOAR MONEY.

The Poke'mon, and Burt Gummer, go to OmegaZilla. Meanwhile, I'll be swimming in my new pool. Of cash. Nobody else is invited. Ever.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2Fpoolsclosed.png&hash=a5a15228c02138c5b74b993f6656a3cbfecec75a)

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool_64.jpg&hash=c8ca2c9a9aa4275dc9504a3937cd715a18d3f442)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool2.jpg&hash=f19dc0a25d4d7d166b80e7c7ef042b5644233fbc)

Hey! Get out of my spoiler tag! This is mine! Who said you could come in here? Wasn't the Pool's Closed sign enough to deter you? Get out! Right now!
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 28, 2010, 02:43:10 PM
You're a genious. :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Oct 28, 2010, 02:46:18 PM
I believe it's spelt genius, and thank you. I do my best with what resources I have. ;D

*Continues to swim in his PRIVATE pool*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 28, 2010, 05:26:22 PM
*jumps in pbas private pool*
AAAAAHHHH. 
*looks at pba*
Hey, wassup?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Oct 28, 2010, 06:05:28 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpooltemplate-2.jpg&hash=46e6fa96c368af8a56220315955fa4958d877a5e)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fbulletsss.jpg&hash=dad8ec6aef2621c63e10cf80db8f6da2aa4c4cba)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Oct 28, 2010, 06:13:15 PM
(Walks up to PBA drunk.)

I quote the great Michael Biehn when I say "I want your blood, and I want your soul."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 28, 2010, 06:17:14 PM
*Smiles creepily, and then disappears underground*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 28, 2010, 06:26:21 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Oct 28, 2010, 06:05:28 PM
[IMG]

[img width=600 height=537]
Geez, someones pmsing. Look. You know me. I'll pm you a hint.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 28, 2010, 10:33:00 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Oct 28, 2010, 06:05:28 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpooltemplate-2.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fbulletsss.jpg&hash=dad8ec6aef2621c63e10cf80db8f6da2aa4c4cba)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.superherotimes.com%2Fnews%2Fimages%2Fghost-rider-ny.jpg&hash=f9d5d0e20627da3a75b3bea8d47316e0a6e9ef8f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 29, 2010, 01:06:58 AM
Thanks, GR. But I can handle myself in any combat situation.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 01:23:35 AM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 29, 2010, 01:06:58 AM
Thanks, GR. But I can handle myself in any combat situation.

Still I got your back.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Oct 29, 2010, 01:25:16 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FAdam_Heroes_Powerless.jpg&hash=d0e41ab336d9571334c5ebcdb25a029498b91eb4)

As do I.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 29, 2010, 02:20:34 AM
I have no idea whats going on
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 02:21:58 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 29, 2010, 02:20:34 AM
I have no idea whats going on

Fighting PBA.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 29, 2010, 03:06:19 AM
*attacks PBA with dual machetes cuts arms off, decapitates, kicks into pit*
MY pool....MY pool...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 29, 2010, 04:43:03 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 29, 2010, 02:20:34 AM
I have no idea whats going on
That is why I left.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 29, 2010, 05:14:44 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 29, 2010, 04:43:03 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Oct 29, 2010, 02:20:34 AM
I have no idea whats going on
That is why I left.
.......... {Glomps you}
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi942.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fad261%2FTurtle_Muffins_Rock%2FGlomp.jpg&hash=b8773de12aa7c08fa05c578e72cae2f1ed13d5d0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 29, 2010, 07:07:28 AM
 :)

Mind if I team up with you?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft0.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AojuogAvIfDZ8RM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fimg361.imageshack.us%2Fimg361%2F9313%2Fservernm0.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=d2a2d14df4d2f016825da5105534e91a7e94e641)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 07:55:57 AM
Poor PBA, give him some credit.
*Extracts arm chainguns*
*Stares silently at everyone*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 29, 2010, 11:12:04 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 29, 2010, 07:07:28 AM
:)

Mind if I team up with you?

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ojuogAvIfDZ8RM:http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/9313/servernm0.jpg&t=1
If you are talking to me, sure.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 07:55:57 AM
Poor PBA, give him some credit.
*Extracts arm chainguns*
*Stares silently at everyone*

Come on, now, OZ, don't do something you're gonna regret.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 29, 2010, 11:12:43 AM
No I was talking to Queen.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 29, 2010, 11:22:42 AM
awwww.... :(
oh well. At least I have ghost rider and lie. >:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Oct 29, 2010, 11:26:57 AM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 29, 2010, 03:06:19 AM
*attacks PBA with dual machetes cuts arms off, decapitates, kicks into pit*
MY pool....MY pool...

*Arms grow back*

*Head grows back*

Haha!

*Stares at fingers*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F1009881-scan11_super.jpg&hash=fe82b0d2c4a638137c8bd8325d59c6f83d6bcc74)

Well.... these colours don't run... unless they have to!

*Sprints away until fingers recover*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 29, 2010, 11:55:59 AM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 29, 2010, 11:22:42 AM
awwww.... :(
oh well. At least I have ghost rider and lie. >:D
Well what can I say, I fall for affection easily. Whether that is good or bad varies.

Good:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkotaku.com%2Fassets%2Fresources%2F2007%2F08%2Ftruesoldiers.jpg&hash=09bbbcdb033d065c3f8c8b5d6b5e2033c1b8774d)
[John Wayne]"Send them to hell."[John Wayne]

Bad:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft2.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AVDiKvdHMesZ0jM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fimg457.imageshack.us%2Fimg457%2F5714%2Fjamesbondlinen9ob.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=4128f8e40e3acf450ae47cd8e5cc832e206c9e43)
[Tourettes Guy]"AW SHIT!"[/Tourettes Guy]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 01:45:18 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Oct 29, 2010, 11:26:57 AM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 29, 2010, 03:06:19 AM
*attacks PBA with dual machetes cuts arms off, decapitates, kicks into pit*
MY pool....MY pool...

*Arms grow back*

*Head grows back*

Haha!

*Stares at fingers*

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/1009881-scan11_super.jpg

Well.... these colours don't run... unless they have to!

*Sprints away until fingers recover*

Where do you think you're going?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.superherotimes.com%2Fnews%2Fimages%2Fghost-rider-ny.jpg&hash=f9d5d0e20627da3a75b3bea8d47316e0a6e9ef8f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 01:46:11 PM
I know I'm going to steal your contract.
*Steals GR's contract and runs away laughing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Oct 29, 2010, 01:47:28 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 01:45:18 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Oct 29, 2010, 11:26:57 AM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 29, 2010, 03:06:19 AM
*attacks PBA with dual machetes cuts arms off, decapitates, kicks into pit*
MY pool....MY pool...

*Arms grow back*

*Head grows back*

Haha!

*Stares at fingers*

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/1009881-scan11_super.jpg

Well.... these colours don't run... unless they have to!

*Sprints away until fingers recover*

Where do you think you're going?

http://www.superherotimes.com/news/images/ghost-rider-ny.jpg

*Still running*
I'm going away from you. Until my fingers grow back, at least.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 01:48:45 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Oct 29, 2010, 01:47:28 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 01:45:18 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Oct 29, 2010, 11:26:57 AM
Quote from: KIBA918 on Oct 29, 2010, 03:06:19 AM
*attacks PBA with dual machetes cuts arms off, decapitates, kicks into pit*
MY pool....MY pool...

*Arms grow back*

*Head grows back*

Haha!

*Stares at fingers*

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/1009881-scan11_super.jpg

Well.... these colours don't run... unless they have to!

*Sprints away until fingers recover*

Where do you think you're going?

http://www.superherotimes.com/news/images/ghost-rider-ny.jpg

*Still running*
I'm going away from you. Until my fingers grow back, at least.

*chases PBA*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.heroesimages.com%2Fimages%2F5-photos-ghost-rider-g.jpg&hash=d7e2e61a3fcb805b5ec280685bd00922005fd244)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 01:50:49 PM
..Wow, the guy didn't even notice I stole his contract.
Let's see.... *Opens contract and unfolds it*
"Contract for the acquire of 12 million candies"

...

What the f**k is this shit.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 01:51:30 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 01:50:49 PM
..Wow, the guy didn't even notice I stole his contract.
Let's see.... *Opens contract and unfolds it*
"Contract for the acquire of 12 million candies"

...

What the f**k is this shit.

A fake contract.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Oct 29, 2010, 01:55:09 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 01:48:45 PM

*chases PBA*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.heroesimages.com%2Fimages%2F5-photos-ghost-rider-g.jpg&hash=d7e2e61a3fcb805b5ec280685bd00922005fd244)

*Running*
Aha! Fingers are back, just gotta run a little further... What's that noise?
*Sees Ghost Rider*

Hopefully those flames are extinguished in water...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F1211086505117.jpg&hash=7c7390027821f3352fe87b68568b603e00e36cba)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 01:56:02 PM
I guessed it damn! *Throws fake contract in midair and destroys it with the chainguns*
*Turns around* Time to take the real one. *puffs cigar and jumps on Vermithrax's back, flies in direction of Ghost Rider*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 01:58:27 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Oct 29, 2010, 01:55:09 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 01:48:45 PM

*chases PBA*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.heroesimages.com%2Fimages%2F5-photos-ghost-rider-g.jpg&hash=d7e2e61a3fcb805b5ec280685bd00922005fd244)

*Running*
Aha! Fingers are back, just gotta run a little further... What's that noise?
*Sees Ghost Rider*

Hopefully those flames are extinguished in water...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F1211086505117.jpg&hash=7c7390027821f3352fe87b68568b603e00e36cba)

You wish.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcineclub.de%2Fimages%2F2007%2F02%2Fghost-rider-8.jpg&hash=8117d35bf0ddb83d20e298c2421e703b14e99e49)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 02:01:09 PM
*Jumps and silently lands behind Ghost Rider*
*Pours water on Ghost Rider to distract him and steals the real contract, jumps on Vermithrax and flies away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 02:02:01 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 02:01:09 PM
*Jumps and silently lands behind Ghost Rider*
*Pours water on Ghost Rider to distract him and steals the real contract, jumps on Vermithrax and flies away*

Take it. I don't need it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Oct 29, 2010, 02:02:29 PM
*Sees Ghost Rider*

Oh crap.

*Swims faster*

Only eight more replies until the next page... c'mon I can do this! I just need to get to my weapons before anyone else... then I can fly away and live somewhere exotic. Like California.

*Jumps out of sewer*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F24orqc4.png&hash=c565b723cd509e4ad093db3252f362c1cd5a7639)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 02:03:26 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Oct 29, 2010, 02:02:29 PM
*Sees Ghost Rider*

Oh crap.

*Swims faster*

Only ten more replies until the next page... c'mon I can do this! I just need to get to my weapons before anyone else... then I can fly away and live somewhere exotic. Like Pittsburgh.

*Jumps out of sewer*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F24orqc4.png&hash=c565b723cd509e4ad093db3252f362c1cd5a7639)

Your powers are no match for me!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.incoherentleaves.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F07%2FGhostRider.jpg&hash=13803a0d35f7e459e6c2f3e6b1536eb59c47ffee)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Oct 29, 2010, 02:05:22 PM
Man, that's a big axe. I gotta pretty big weapon of my own y'know.

You see, buddy, I don't have anything on me right now, apart from some minor image inconsitencies, and please explain, nice MARVEL.com stamps by the way, what are we even fighting about?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 29, 2010, 02:06:37 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.corbisimages.com%2Fimages%2F67%2FCA181283-DCE7-4C8B-9E4B-0C0FBCF65025%2F42-20739269.jpg&hash=bed75305d8201b07a50f7f87d3fb9aeda50c9658)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 02:07:18 PM
*Opens contract in midair*
"Contract for the acquire of Tokio Hotel's rights"?!?!?!
*Crumples the contract*
*Crunches cigar in anger*

IM COMING FOR YA GHOST RIDER, IM COMING FOR YA!!
*Turns in midair and goes back*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vulhala on Oct 29, 2010, 02:08:01 PM
I can't believe you gys made it to 405 pages of just pure randomness  :D

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 02:08:21 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Oct 29, 2010, 02:05:22 PM
Man, that's a big axe. I gotta pretty big weapon of my own y'know.

You see, buddy, I don't have anything on me right now, apart from some minor image inconsitencies, and please explain, nice MARVEL.com stamps by the way, what are we even fighting about?

No idea. It seemed fun.

Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 02:07:18 PM
*Opens contract in midair*
"Contract for the acquire of Tokio Hotel's rights"?!?!?!
*Crumples the contract*
*Crunches cigar in anger*

IM COMING FOR YA GHOST RIDER, IM COMING FOR YA!!
*Turns in midair and goes back*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.incoherentleaves.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F07%2FGhostRider.jpg&hash=13803a0d35f7e459e6c2f3e6b1536eb59c47ffee)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 02:10:56 PM
*Jumps on Ghost Rider and both land on the ground*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Oct 29, 2010, 02:11:56 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Oct 29, 2010, 02:08:01 PM
I can't believe you gys made it to 405 pages of just pure randomness  :D



Hey man, only I'm allowed to break the fourth wall in here. Don't go stealing my thunder.

*Attacks Vulhala*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool_65688.jpg&hash=247ef9c746bab9cf7142dafb81692389b6a563f8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 02:13:38 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 02:10:56 PM
*Jumps on Ghost Rider and both land on the ground*

*kicking the living s**t out of Omega* YOU DARE ATTACK THE SPIRIT OF VENGEACNE!?!?!?!?!!?

Quote from: Purebreedalien on Oct 29, 2010, 02:11:56 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Oct 29, 2010, 02:08:01 PM
I can't believe you gys made it to 405 pages of just pure randomness  :D



Hey man, only I'm allowed to break the fourth wall in here. Don't go stealing my thunder.

*Attacks Vulhala*
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpool_65688.jpg
Your bullets don't hurt me.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aceshowbiz.com%2Fimages%2Fstill%2Fghost_rider27.jpg&hash=f59132b226bb4d0d8270e2f4a05f4eafac9e3385)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Oct 29, 2010, 02:14:45 PM
Hey, point those knobbly fingers over there, I'm shooting Vulhala, not you bonehead.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 02:15:17 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Oct 29, 2010, 02:14:45 PM
Hey, point those knobbly fingers over there, I'm shooting Vulhala, not you bonehead.

When you were shooting him, you shot me in the ass.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 29, 2010, 02:15:26 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Oct 29, 2010, 02:08:01 PM
I can't believe you gys made it to 405 pages of just pure randomness  :D
Popcorn?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fphotos.demandstudios.com%2F46%2F105%2Ffotolia_1442460_XS.jpg&hash=bb9cc68cb6327e2c3859efc97cd42207b7067e7d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 02:15:51 PM
I dare!
*Grabs Ghost Rider by the head and throws him against the ground, then headbites and acquires powers*
*body turns skeletal and covers itself in hell fire*
*Tilts head*
So be it!
*Charges*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Oct 29, 2010, 02:16:54 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 02:15:17 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Oct 29, 2010, 02:14:45 PM
Hey, point those knobbly fingers over there, I'm shooting Vulhala, not you bonehead.

When you were shooting him, you shot me in the ass.

What a pain in the ass.

Haha! I kill me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vulhala on Oct 29, 2010, 02:17:13 PM
YOU WOULD DARE ATTACK ME?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 02:17:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01Gr1XNoe80

Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 02:15:51 PM
I dare!
*Grabs Ghost Rider by the head and throws him against the ground, then headbites and acquires powers*
*body turns skeletal and covers itself in hell fire*
*Tilts head*
So be it!
*Charges*

YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION! YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcineclub.de%2Fimages%2F2007%2F02%2Fghost-rider-8.jpg&hash=8117d35bf0ddb83d20e298c2421e703b14e99e49)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 02:22:19 PM
*Grabs chain from the ground and chain warms up and gets covered in flames*
*Wraps chain around Ghost Rider's neck, then pulls down, forcing him to the ground*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 29, 2010, 02:23:26 PM
This is non sense. I have been in REAL fights.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJZttzblHFQ
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 02:24:36 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 02:22:19 PM
*Grabs chain from the ground and chain warms up and gets covered in flames*
*Wraps chain around Ghost Rider's neck, then pulls down, forcing him to the ground*

*forces self up and starts shooting him.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Oct 29, 2010, 02:25:41 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Oct 29, 2010, 02:17:13 PM
YOU WOULD DARE ATTACK ME?!

Yeah I would. And guess what?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FApology_Vul.jpg&hash=aaae7a363a30e7d24c0e6f5b669ba578220530a4)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 02:27:03 PM
*Turns head to Geronimo as GR's bullets are shot all around, one hits the skull, unnoticed*
What?
*Pulls chain and rams Ghost Rider against Geronimo while he's shooting*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 02:27:52 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 02:27:03 PM
*Turns head to Geronimo as GR's bullets are shot all around, one hits the skull, unnoticed*
What?
*Pulls chain and rams Ghost Rider against Geronimo while he's shooting*

F**K!!! YOU WON'T BEAT ME THAT EASILY!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 02:29:08 PM
I don't want to defeat you.
I just want the real contract!
*Headbutts Ghost Rider*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 02:29:48 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 02:29:08 PM
I don't want to defeat you.
I just want the real contract!
*Headbutts Ghost Rider*

Why do want the contract?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 29, 2010, 02:31:20 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stockphotopro.com%2Fphoto-thumbs-2%2Fstockphotopro_878895JBY_no_title.jpg&hash=b69017c0fdc6fc29d4be99d30f4d6d289fafc347)
Assholes!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 02:31:57 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 29, 2010, 02:31:20 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimage14.webshots.com%2F15%2F2%2F53%2F31%2F167625331bNBMkr_fs.jpg&hash=c60676c109fce69e76daa643cf44721397648d99)
Assholes!

???
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 02:32:40 PM
I want to sell the contract to someone. Gimme!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Oct 29, 2010, 02:33:05 PM
*Goes home and turns on the TV*

*Sees Omega fighting Ghost Rider*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fcable202620deadpool2001ug1-1-1.jpg&hash=a306d09c6e1ef33d520db6d39a3fba435420fc73)

*Takes some of Geronimo's popcorn*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 02:33:43 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 02:32:40 PM
I want to sell the contract to someone. Gimme!

Who?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 29, 2010, 02:34:10 PM
*mounts on a maduce*

f**k THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLI0gAQtsIU
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 02:37:04 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 02:33:43 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 02:32:40 PM
I want to sell the contract to someone. Gimme!

Who?
Him.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fzakunin.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F02%2Fcthulhu-6.jpg&hash=47240f1327f78f62f012a51fe59147b2790d8a15)
Now excuse me
*Jumps on Acheronsis' tank and punches his way through the vehicle, and gets to the pilot*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 02:37:45 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 02:37:04 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 02:33:43 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 02:32:40 PM
I want to sell the contract to someone. Gimme!

Who?
Him.
http://zakunin.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/cthulhu-6.jpg
Now excuse me
*Jumps on Acheronsis' tank and punches his way through the vehicle, and gets to the pilot*

Hm...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 29, 2010, 02:38:29 PM
Have I ever told you about one of my finest hours?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvlCxrQVDVM
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 02:39:12 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 29, 2010, 02:38:29 PM
Have I ever told you about one of my finest hours?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvlCxrQVDVM

:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 29, 2010, 02:40:43 PM
OMEGA, YOU DRIVE.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 29, 2010, 02:44:44 PM
YOU SHOOT.

*Drives Tank*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 29, 2010, 02:46:39 PM
Yes... I am just going back to my place and chill.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 29, 2010, 02:48:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWlSw5Kb0dg
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 29, 2010, 07:34:12 PM
Look - Michael Bay is doing a Predator remake!

Sick em'!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 29, 2010, 09:23:01 PM
*attacks with spear*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wallpaperdojo.com%2Fimages%2Fgames%2FMortal_Kombat_Deadly_Alliance_Scorpion.jpg&hash=d2aa5bd4cf1ccc297c8a8d5769c3601e640777ef)
GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 29, 2010, 09:26:46 PM
He may have an army of exploding cars. but we will overcome!

CHHHHHHAAAAARRRGGGEEEE!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 29, 2010, 10:34:24 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Oct 29, 2010, 09:26:46 PM
He may have an army of exploding cars. but we will overcome!

CHHHHHHAAAAARRRGGGEEEE!!!!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.superherotimes.com%2Fnews%2Fimages%2Fghost-rider-ny.jpg&hash=f9d5d0e20627da3a75b3bea8d47316e0a6e9ef8f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 30, 2010, 03:39:22 AM
WE ARE VICTORIOUS!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.scaleworkshop.com%2Fgallery%2Fimages%2Fpredatorcw_9.jpg&hash=5fc01b93671cb1563eced67267ed16f05f139790)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 30, 2010, 03:40:59 AM
Flawless victory?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 30, 2010, 03:46:14 AM
We stopped the series from following Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th. Now, a AVP remake is in order.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 30, 2010, 03:49:32 AM
I think reboot would be a better word.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 30, 2010, 03:50:48 AM
Same thing. Both AVPs sucked.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 30, 2010, 03:51:41 AM
On different scales though.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 30, 2010, 03:53:35 AM
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 30, 2010, 03:54:33 AM
I'm saying one sucks more then the other, wich isnt saying much as neither lived up to either franchises.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 30, 2010, 03:55:53 AM
hey, dude, your dreadlocks are red.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 30, 2010, 03:56:47 AM
I think we should form the Ghostbusters in this thread.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 30, 2010, 03:57:15 AM
Strause Bros and Paulie deserve to be face-raped, spine-torn, headbitten, plasma-castered, speared, cocooned and nuked all at once.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 30, 2010, 03:58:25 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 30, 2010, 03:56:47 AM
I think we should form the Ghostbusters in this thread.

you are late for that.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 30, 2010, 04:06:16 AM
There are more then ghosts in this thread...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 30, 2010, 04:15:16 AM
But..but who you gonna cal?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 30, 2010, 04:16:15 AM
Hmm... Strause-Busters!  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Oct 30, 2010, 04:17:02 AM
Thats win!  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 30, 2010, 04:19:28 AM
If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
STRAUSE-BUSTERS!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 30, 2010, 07:10:36 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 30, 2010, 03:58:25 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 30, 2010, 03:56:47 AM
I think we should form the Ghostbusters in this thread.

you are late for that.

That happened within the first 100 pages, I believe.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 30, 2010, 07:59:24 AM
Time for a new group! Dedicated to preventing such mistakes as AVP and AVPR from happening again!

We will be - the STRAUSE-BUSTERS!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 30, 2010, 05:55:10 PM
Quote from: shobidoo on Oct 30, 2010, 03:56:47 AM
I think we should form the Ghostbusters in this thread.
I shall be one.
*Takes Proton Pack*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 30, 2010, 10:39:45 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Oct 30, 2010, 04:06:16 AM
There are more then ghosts in this thread...

What the f**k does that mean?! >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 30, 2010, 11:41:33 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 30, 2010, 10:39:45 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Oct 30, 2010, 04:06:16 AM
There are more then ghosts in this thread...

What the f**k does that mean?! >:(

I sense a presence... one I haven't felt since... *turns and walks away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 31, 2010, 11:23:29 AM
Star Wars reference?
I'm in. *Takes Light Saber from pocket and activates it*
Join the Omega side of the force!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 31, 2010, 06:31:41 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Oct 31, 2010, 11:23:29 AM
Star Wars reference?
I'm in. *Takes Light Saber from pocket and activates it*
Join the Omega side of the force!

Better than the dark side?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Oct 31, 2010, 09:20:24 PM
I do not have a side...exept for next to ghost rider.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Oct 31, 2010, 09:31:56 PM
I'm in.

*activates wrist-lightsaber*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 31, 2010, 09:59:23 PM
So Ghost Rider you want to f**king die?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffootloose.files.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F07%2Fwar_face1.jpg&hash=15a2a2508939f4f30285a9c61370cfb3b44fa3e3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 31, 2010, 10:01:16 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 31, 2010, 09:59:23 PM
So Ghost Rider you want to f**king die?

http://footloose.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/war_face1.jpg

You first.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pollsb.com%2Fphotos%2Fo%2F84524-majin_vegeta.jpg&hash=e885e5694f70f5e66a76784e4836509f25f4cb7b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 31, 2010, 10:02:58 PM
I'm going to tear your heart out and eat it like a F**king pudding!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 31, 2010, 10:06:46 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 31, 2010, 10:02:58 PM
I'm going to tear your heart out and eat it like a F**king pudding!!

I'd like to see you try.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.100megsfree4.com%2Ffleur%2Fdbz%2Fvegeta08.jpg&hash=06e1e0fc82a41fea8867835ee04200651b4440ce)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 31, 2010, 10:07:37 PM
We'll come on over! You move like old people f**k!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 31, 2010, 10:11:38 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.100megsfree4.com%2Ffleur%2Fdbz%2Fvegeta08.jpg&hash=06e1e0fc82a41fea8867835ee04200651b4440ce)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 31, 2010, 10:12:31 PM
Well any f**king time sweet heart!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 31, 2010, 10:16:40 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.100megsfree4.com%2Ffleur%2Fdbz%2Fvegeta08.jpg&hash=06e1e0fc82a41fea8867835ee04200651b4440ce)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 31, 2010, 10:20:09 PM
Holy shit it looks like to me that best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress, I think you've been cheated!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 31, 2010, 10:21:21 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.100megsfree4.com%2Ffleur%2Fdbz%2Fvegeta08.jpg&hash=06e1e0fc82a41fea8867835ee04200651b4440ce)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 31, 2010, 10:23:14 PM
What? You were about to call me an asshole! You best unf**k yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 31, 2010, 10:26:22 PM
[imghttp://www.100megsfree4.com/fleur/dbz/vegeta08.jpg][/img]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 31, 2010, 10:30:06 PM
Repetition is a sign of weakness...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 31, 2010, 10:31:10 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 31, 2010, 10:30:06 PM
Repetition is a sign of weakness...
Its called a staredown.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 31, 2010, 10:32:12 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 31, 2010, 10:30:06 PM
Repetition is a sign of weakness...
I imagined dexter saying that with the face in your sig and laughed.
But seriously this thread is like..... damn.
fail
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 31, 2010, 10:31:10 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 31, 2010, 10:30:06 PM
Repetition is a sign of weakness...
Its called a staredown.
FACU KNIFU!
*Performs faceknife*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 31, 2010, 10:34:16 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 31, 2010, 10:32:12 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 31, 2010, 10:30:06 PM
Repetition is a sign of weakness...
I imagined dexter saying that with the face in your sig and laughed.
But seriously this thread is like..... damn.
fail
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 31, 2010, 10:31:10 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 31, 2010, 10:30:06 PM
Repetition is a sign of weakness...
Its called a staredown.
FACU KNIFU!
*Performs faceknife*

Time to die.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 31, 2010, 10:35:01 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 31, 2010, 10:31:10 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 31, 2010, 10:30:06 PM
Repetition is a sign of weakness...
Its called a staredown.
Why? Do you suck d**k?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 31, 2010, 10:35:53 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 31, 2010, 10:34:16 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 31, 2010, 10:32:12 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 31, 2010, 10:30:06 PM
Repetition is a sign of weakness...
I imagined dexter saying that with the face in your sig and laughed.
But seriously this thread is like..... damn.
fail
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 31, 2010, 10:31:10 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 31, 2010, 10:30:06 PM
Repetition is a sign of weakness...
Its called a staredown.
FACU KNIFU!
*Performs faceknife*

Time to die.
Sure.
*Pulls out pistol and shoots Ghost in the face*
WE ARE ENTERING SUPER REALISM MODE MAGGOTS!
GET READY!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 31, 2010, 10:36:30 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 31, 2010, 10:35:01 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 31, 2010, 10:31:10 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 31, 2010, 10:30:06 PM
Repetition is a sign of weakness...
Its called a staredown.
Why? Do you suck d**k?

F**k you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 31, 2010, 10:37:24 PM
I bet you could suck a gold ball through a garden hose!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 31, 2010, 10:38:09 PM
*Shoots ghost in the leg*
Artery bleed out!
*shoots Geronimo in the nose*
Direct line of fire to the brain stem!
*Laughs*
Two down. Whos next?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 31, 2010, 10:39:52 PM
Bull shit I'm not convinced! I will gauge out your eyes balls and skull f**k you!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 31, 2010, 10:42:42 PM
*Ultra realism denies words from exiting geronimo*
Oh hey Sweeps
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 31, 2010, 10:45:44 PM
What is your major malfuction! Didn't mommy and daddy give you enough attention as a child?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 31, 2010, 10:49:43 PM
*Ultra realism prevents sound exiting Geronimo again*
Hmm.....
*Begins to build an firing range*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 31, 2010, 10:52:53 PM
I'm sorry Ghost Rider, it seems Fitz is the one who sucks d**k after all. Maybe that's why he can't hear me, because he's getting f**ed so hard.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 31, 2010, 10:54:47 PM
*Begins shooting targets*
So immature with curses in every sentence thinking that pretending to be a character from some movie is cool
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 31, 2010, 10:55:27 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 31, 2010, 10:52:53 PM
I'm sorry Ghost Rider, it seems Fitz is the one who sucks d**k after all. Maybe that's why he can't hear me, because he's getting f**ed so hard.

Dude, we're both f**king dead. Get the hell over it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 31, 2010, 10:58:35 PM
 :D

Someone finally got it. For you sir.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.faqs.org%2Fphoto-dict%2Fphotofiles%2Flist%2F1319%2F1819medal.jpg&hash=d2340410938cf863ef38ff810619aa66c467d531)

My work here is finished.  8) Now I should lay off the cursing for I have done a weeks worth.

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 31, 2010, 10:54:47 PM
immature
Don't be a pussy.

No hard feelings Ghost.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 31, 2010, 10:59:42 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 31, 2010, 10:58:35 PM
:D

Someone finally got it. For you sir.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.faqs.org%2Fphoto-dict%2Fphotofiles%2Flist%2F1319%2F1819medal.jpg&hash=d2340410938cf863ef38ff810619aa66c467d531)

My work here is finished.  8) Now I should lay off the cursing for I have done a weeks worth.

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 31, 2010, 10:54:47 PM
immature
Don't be a pussy.

No hard feelings Ghost.  ;)

None at all. But you are noisy for a dead guy.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 31, 2010, 11:00:57 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 31, 2010, 10:59:42 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 31, 2010, 10:58:35 PM
:D

Someone finally got it. For you sir.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.faqs.org%2Fphoto-dict%2Fphotofiles%2Flist%2F1319%2F1819medal.jpg&hash=d2340410938cf863ef38ff810619aa66c467d531)

My work here is finished.  8) Now I should lay off the cursing for I have done a weeks worth.

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 31, 2010, 10:54:47 PM
immature
Don't be a pussy.

No hard feelings Ghost.  ;)

None at all. But you are noisy for a dead guy.

The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

I'm dead when I want to be.

Edit:
QuoteI'm sorry Ghost Rider, it seems Fitz is the one who sucks d**k after all. Maybe that's why he can't hear me, because he's getting f**ed so hard.

This one was actually me.   ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 31, 2010, 11:05:22 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sheep.physicsisbroken.com%2FFacepalm.jpg&hash=c347b848caa957af4e1d232046ea6aaa79b3376c)
*Firing squad fires at Geronimo's body's windpipe and lungs*
There he should shut up now
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 31, 2010, 11:05:58 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 31, 2010, 11:05:22 PM
http://www.sheep.physicsisbroken.com/Facepalm.jpg
*Firing squad fires at Geronimo's body's windpipe and lungs*
There he should shut up now

We'll see.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 31, 2010, 11:11:23 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 31, 2010, 10:32:12 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 31, 2010, 10:30:06 PM
Repetition is a sign of weakness...
I imagined dexter saying that with the face in your sig and laughed.
"Repetition is a sign of weakness- Harry taught me that. So this time I'm going to mix things up a bit.."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 31, 2010, 11:18:42 PM
What have we learned... don't talk shit about South Park.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 31, 2010, 11:23:27 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 31, 2010, 11:18:42 PM
What have we learned... don't talk shit about South Park.
Or you'll get a bunch of South Park-eske responses!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Oct 31, 2010, 11:25:22 PM
... all this was from Full Metal Jacket. Sgt Hartman, big fan here.  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLDaZvTfU9k
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 01, 2010, 12:59:28 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Oct 31, 2010, 10:52:53 PM
I'm sorry Ghost Rider, it seems Fitz is the one who sucks d**k after all. Maybe that's why he can't hear me, because he's getting f**ed so hard.
Homophobia much?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 01, 2010, 01:08:46 AM
If it was not made clear already I staged it.  :D

I am against discrimination, it is fine (to a limit) for humour but when it is intentionally to harm someone else mentally or physcially I get Spetsnaz on their ass.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 01, 2010, 01:10:05 AM
Very well.
*Takes apart and cleans revolver.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 01, 2010, 01:14:33 AM
Good. I ain't that kind of guy. I love the military and in the military...

Quotewhen it is intentionally to harm someone else mentally or physcially

it is punishable. I completely agree with the military.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 01, 2010, 06:00:46 AM
Who wants to come with me one a epic journey on the Awesome Bus?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv24N8H1KyI
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 01, 2010, 02:30:47 PM
*Suddenly theres a flash of lightning as I appear holding an electric guitar with Ghost on drums behind me*

Hello Pillowfight are you ready to rock!!!

*Starts to play*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su6noUlnhGA

*3:50 onwards sent a shockwave knocking every to the floor*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 01, 2010, 03:32:30 PM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 01, 2010, 02:30:47 PM
*Suddenly theres a flash of lightning as I appear holding an electric guitar with Ghost on drums behind me*

Hello Pillowfight are you ready to rock!!!

*Starts to play*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su6noUlnhGA

*3:50 onwards sent a shockwave knocking every to the floor*
No we are in fact not.
Now GTFO
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 01, 2010, 03:33:56 PM
I can haz metal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z63xldi_IE0
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 01, 2010, 03:36:57 PM
TOOO MUUCH MEEETAAALL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWhxCB0ndJE
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 01, 2010, 03:42:23 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 01, 2010, 03:32:30 PM
Now GTFO

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc08.deviantart.net%2Ffs70%2Ff%2F2010%2F078%2F4%2F0%2FSasuke_cry_GIF_by_MiniFru.gif&hash=4c6f86a582873a94f35fe995ad9b458a313d5ed1)

I thought we were friends!!!

*hops into a rabit hole, feelings hurts*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 01, 2010, 03:44:19 PM
We are but this thread doesnt need more boring stuff.
I swear its annoying.
Can like..... people fight or something?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 01, 2010, 03:48:42 PM
Sure thing man.
AND THEN IT SUDDENLY STARTED RAINING MI-GO!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 01, 2010, 03:52:26 PM
*While Fitz talks to me a clone of me under the ground is placing mines around where Fits is standing*

Fitz: Can like..... people fight or something?
Lie: Sure Fitz we can fight.  ;)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Felectivedecisions.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F02%2Fnuclear-explosion.jpg&hash=f3d56255aa14d395f6b5515afed92b49657f2a7a)

*Walks out of the smoke covered in ash*

THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN THE UK BITCH!!!  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 01, 2010, 06:29:10 PM
{Pulls out this from her ship}
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi77.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj55%2F2earley%2Fair_hockey.jpg&hash=38bc3ff05d01b116cf35854c8385da90b594bb90)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 01, 2010, 07:02:49 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 01, 2010, 06:29:10 PM
{Pulls out this from her ship}
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j55/2earley/air_hockey.jpg
... you rock.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 01, 2010, 08:46:09 PM
*Re-assembles revolver*
*Loads it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 01, 2010, 08:55:15 PM
Buuut I LIKE the good old hockey game.  :(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 01, 2010, 09:08:43 PM
Bah, nothing like REAL hockeh.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 01, 2010, 09:09:06 PM
Defence.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 01, 2010, 09:11:48 PM
What?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 01, 2010, 09:12:49 PM
I'm defence in hockey.  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 01, 2010, 09:17:20 PM
Defend THIS!

*Charges at Geronimo*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 01, 2010, 09:21:07 PM
Steps out of the way and watches SpacePredator fall off a cliff.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 01, 2010, 09:23:41 PM
*Leaps back up with super-pred jump*

COME ON!

*Extends spear, holds with both hands, charges at Geronimo again*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 01, 2010, 09:25:00 PM
I'll have to come back to you on that later. I've got buisness to attend to. *leaves with excitment*.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 01, 2010, 09:26:09 PM
Great. This thread is boring now.

HEEEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOO?!?!?!?!?!?!?1
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 01, 2010, 10:13:03 PM
*Themes starts up*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQhT9rhRNDE

*Jamming in a tree*

Of course this threads boring people care about being friends with each other here, I thought pillowfights are just random fights between people who are already friends. I remember when teaming up was only done to take out the Mel Queen or Omega's f**ked plant/army ya'know something overwhelming like Troll Cat... Was...

*Jumps down*

Fighting with friends to take out friends, Hah! For starters you've decreased the number of people you can fight.

*Stands ready*

From now on... In this thread... I have no friends!  >:(

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fquizilla.teennick.com%2Fuser_images%2F1%2F1412000%2F1113971628_rutosasuke.gif&hash=540cbe1fdc104ad5f1c3d7a653f2d77c0a267eb7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 01, 2010, 10:29:53 PM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 01, 2010, 10:13:03 PM
*Themes starts up*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQhT9rhRNDE

*Jamming in a tree*

Of course this threads boring people care about being friends with each other here, I thought pillowfights are just random fights between people who are already friends. I remember when teaming up was only done to take out the Mel Queen or Omega's f**ked plant/army ya'know something overwhelming like Troll Cat... Was...

*Jumps down*

Fighting with friends to take out friends, Hah! For starters you've decreased the number of people you can fight.

*Stands ready*

From now on... In this thread... I have no friends!  >:(

http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/1/1412000/1113971628_rutosasuke.gif
*rides up.*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Framascreen.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F11%2Fghostrider.jpg&hash=2e9fb898c1cf183c6efcc378b6204eacf91da09f)

*attacks with hellfire.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 01, 2010, 10:37:29 PM
*Smiles then dodges the shot*

... Check it...

*Rasies one hand summoning*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi304.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn167%2FAnime_Screenshots%2FNaruto%2Fkirin.jpg&hash=ead9f6a8cf9fd701908fbf2c1a9c0344451fc8a5)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 01, 2010, 10:38:35 PM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 01, 2010, 10:37:29 PM
*Smiles then dodges the shot*

... Check it...

*Rasies one hand summoning*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi304.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn167%2FAnime_Screenshots%2FNaruto%2Fkirin.jpg&hash=ead9f6a8cf9fd701908fbf2c1a9c0344451fc8a5)

This will be interesting.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsemanticdrift.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F09%2Fghost-rider-coverc.jpg&hash=78a1715f3f3a54246b52eb9b05e3e8a8c98c501a)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 01, 2010, 10:44:14 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth08.deviantart.net%2Ffs48%2F300W%2Ff%2F2009%2F176%2Fd%2F3%2FSasuke_and_kirin_by_longai.jpg&hash=ab3457c8c2466697cb36cdf14400cbd5a8fad279)

*Sends Kirin at Ghost knocking off his bike*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 01, 2010, 10:45:11 PM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 01, 2010, 10:44:14 PM
http://th08.deviantart.net/fs48/300W/f/2009/176/d/3/Sasuke_and_kirin_by_longai.jpg

*Sends Kirin at Ghost knocking off his bike*

Oh f**k! *falls off bike and gets up and snaps Kirin's neck.* Not bad, youngling.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 01, 2010, 11:01:16 PM
*Aims Kirin at Ghost*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F391-8.jpg&hash=78792ff3194cfde63f7d8abc938b78c3b34c6a8f)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.narutohurricane.com%2Fnarutoblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F10%2Fbang.jpg&hash=88c5ac5b3761c406218b9e71f1570434041d7417)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 01, 2010, 11:04:11 PM
{Watchs from the side lines} ....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 01, 2010, 11:08:40 PM
* staggers up from the dirt.* It seems i can't stop you by myself. COME AT MY AID!!!!!!!!!!! *summons a powerfull entity.*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.androids.us%2Fwp-content%2Fimages%2Fvegeta01.gif&hash=e5c1d5d0de5b1fd1d884fb4dad99c98920c30bd8)
Attack him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 01, 2010, 11:10:11 PM
hey there. want a dessert?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telemercados.cl%2FOpenStore%2Fimages%2FProductosGr%2F21973.jpg&hash=c1e8220cd020d8f8ff0b571ed819e486fa0a96b0)

*sits besides queen*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 01, 2010, 11:14:35 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 01, 2010, 11:10:11 PM
hey there. want a dessert?
http://www.telemercados.cl/OpenStore/images/ProductosGr/21973.jpg

*sits besides queen*

I shall take a seat next to you.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fc1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com%2Fimages01%2F124%2Fl_3c67587151ceedb51b33e962c012bf38.png&hash=125f27d9fde048b906d443810414840211cf7f9d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 01, 2010, 11:16:21 PM
see? making friends is easy.

right Queen? Queen?

...where did she go?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 01, 2010, 11:22:32 PM
*Over hears Chupa while dodging Vegeta attacks*

Is he trying to make his move on PQ...  :D

*Jumps backs*

Lie: Is that all the prince of sayians can do?
Vegeta: What'd you say!  >:(

*Vegeta shots a large ki attack*

Perfect!

*Kicks the Ki blast back but it misses Vegeta*

Vegeta: Missed punk!
Lie: Shhh I don't wanna miss this.

*Ki blast hits hits Chupa*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stampede-entertainment.com%2Ftremors3%2Fexplosion-l.jpg&hash=2a5bf52d868108713bffea23dac066c7460f1a83)

I call that attack; Cock-Block-Buster!  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 01, 2010, 11:24:48 PM
*flies away in a cartoony way*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 01, 2010, 11:28:29 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 01, 2010, 11:24:48 PM
*flies away in a cartoony way*
Right behind you!

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 01, 2010, 11:31:58 PM
COVER ME GERONIMUS!

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 01, 2010, 11:35:30 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.army.forces.gc.ca%2Fland-terre%2Fimages%2Fnews-nouvelles%2F10-0099_2_big.jpg&hash=5dd80ec1268c2806adf770250310afd4f8dd16cb)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 01, 2010, 11:37:15 PM
{Was laying on her side} I ...am... about to scream....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 01, 2010, 11:38:31 PM
*taps Queen on the shoulder*

Shows' Over! We're leavin'!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 01, 2010, 11:42:33 PM
Get to da choppa!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 01, 2010, 11:44:24 PM
{Gets up and punchs Chupa down for no real reson}
........... sorry...........
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 01, 2010, 11:45:50 PM
*chop chop chop chop...*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi54.tinypic.com%2F106li7n.jpg&hash=7924a5d09b82b7cfce64959e23db9a32e4ef0307)

*moans*
mmmaaaaannn dooowwnnnn...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 01, 2010, 11:49:09 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_-_AKXe2JBSA%2FSOZaPXaiF5I%2FAAAAAAAAAZo%2FRo1VHh3pp5Q%2Fs320%2Fscared-monkey%255B1%255D.png&hash=7ce66d9b009ab23c5a5588cddd05f225e526fe1e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 01, 2010, 11:50:18 PM
JUST DRAG ME IN AND GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE LIE BLOWS IT UP!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 01, 2010, 11:53:19 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.wn.com%2Fpd%2F1d%2F1b%2Feed95599d45aa21e58ff4508db29_grande.jpg&hash=710de2eba8548460063002a16e4943937243f787)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 01, 2010, 11:56:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2XHvi4EzCw
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 02, 2010, 12:04:27 AM
*As Geronimo looks back to see how far away I am, I appear in front of him*

Hi :), I don't believe we've met. I'm Lie this is my fist and that's your gut.  ;D

*Punchs Geronimo winding him making him drop Chupa*

I thought a soldier would of lasted longer...

*Walks over to Chupa and stands over him*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F482-12.jpg&hash=9443922d3cab01803e4df1dcdae74fa9b0d4f486)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 02, 2010, 12:06:17 AM
? We are on the choppa?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 02, 2010, 12:12:12 AM
*Looks round*

Oh so we are...

*Destroys the controls and grabs all the parachutes*

Laterz.  ;D

*Jumps out*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 02, 2010, 12:13:39 AM
*Just tears the f**king fuselage open and moves the wires around and the helicopter levels*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 02, 2010, 12:17:57 AM
I beg to differ!

Kiss anime land goodbye!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx7XNb3Q9Ek
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 02, 2010, 12:20:29 AM
THE AIR CAVALRY WILL ANNIHILATE YOUR ANUS!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f1cwycSWq0
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 02, 2010, 12:23:54 AM
*Looks over at the attack on anime land*

You only destroyed the wolf based anime section... Goodbye Wolf's Rain.  :'(

*Rasies both hands*

Anime Army!  >:(

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Attack my neko maids attack!  >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 02, 2010, 12:31:43 AM
its time to get ugly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bMfrixJyWc
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 02, 2010, 12:51:27 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_X5svfHE0CRI%2FS_MGEOm0hPI%2FAAAAAAAAAR8%2Fti2eSAnXioI%2Fs1600%2FCryingIndian.jpg&hash=b07ac03a70ab5839da9b01cbaa8ae6d187c92f64)

I draw the line at Hiroshima Reenactments, personal I feel like you crossed that line.

*Walks out of thread*

Game over man, game over...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 02, 2010, 12:56:25 AM
 ???
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 02, 2010, 12:57:07 AM
Just delete it
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 02, 2010, 01:02:50 AM
I saw no harm in it.  ??? It has been played time after time in school as part of the Geography of War and History courses.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 02, 2010, 01:05:48 AM
Doesn't matter its not cool or called for...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 02, 2010, 01:08:04 AM
Well now I'm upset because I never mean harm, but I guess I'm the antagonist so no one cares. *leaves*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 02, 2010, 01:08:36 AM
Such is war.

the Nuclear Attacks had less Victims than many other bombing runs. nukes are not worse than burning a city down with White Phosphorus, like the British did in Dresden. 
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 02, 2010, 03:05:44 AM
Chupa I'm noticing a trend here.
You always get hurt by PQ at the end and have to have a soldier carry you to the Chopper.
Its odd. Anyways.
*goes into bunker*
We should really take advantage of Lie being A. Gone and B. Butt hurt
*Pulls out AT4-CS and about 15 extra shots*
LETS ROCK!
*Fires AT4-CS repeatedly at Anime Land*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 02, 2010, 03:06:43 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 02, 2010, 03:05:44 AM
Chupa I'm noticing a trend here.
You always get hurt by PQ at the end and have to have a soldier carry you to the Chopper.
Its odd. Anyways.
*goes into bunker*
We should really take advantage of Lie being A. Gone and B. Butt hurt
*Pulls out AT4-CS and about 15 extra shots*
LETS ROCK!
*Fires AT4-CS repeatedly at Anime Land*

You will not harm Anime Land.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 02, 2010, 03:08:56 AM
*Still firing*
Ummmm dude
*BOOOM*
I think your blind
*BOOOM*
Chupa already did
*BOOOM*
And I kinda am right now
*BOOOOM*
So...... yeah
*BOOOOOM*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 02, 2010, 03:10:03 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 02, 2010, 03:08:56 AM
*Still firing*
Ummmm dude
*BOOOM*
I think your blind
*BOOOM*
Chupa already did
*BOOOM*
And I kinda am right now
*BOOOOM*
So...... yeah
*BOOOOOM*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 02, 2010, 03:13:11 AM
I'm going to be the better man and just stay away from ths thread like I should of in the first place. It is nothing but the childish swinging of sticks, eventually someone is going to get poked in the eye and cry out mommy. I honestly didn't see the harm in it and never mean to harm anyone. I am a guy influenced by the military and have been truthfully ready to die for my country since the age of 12. I don't get upset over such things so easily because I am tolerant.

I know what the hell I am talking about because me and my friends played war with rocks as kids and I got a blood covered face, a hole in my head, and a bunch of stiches but I didn't blame anyone but myself, the blame was entirely on me because I partisipated in it the first place!

Now I'm getting away from this thread!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 02, 2010, 03:14:09 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 02, 2010, 03:13:11 AM
I'm going to be the better man and just stay away from ths thread like I should of in the first place. It is nothing but the childish swinging of sticks, eventually someone is going to get poked in the eye and cry out mommy. I honestly didn't see the harm in it and never mean to harm anyone. I am a guy influenced by the military and have been truthfully ready to die for my country since the age of 12. I don't get upset over such things so easily because I am tolerant.

I know what the hell I am talking about because me and my friends played war with rocks as kids and I got a blood covered face, a hole in my head, and a bunch of stiches but I didn't blame anyone but myself, the blame was entirely on me because I partisipated in it the first place!

Now I'm getting away from this thread!

The f**k?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 02, 2010, 03:14:34 AM
Go back some post.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 02, 2010, 03:15:10 AM
You no like?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 02, 2010, 03:16:06 AM
? Go back even further how about?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 02, 2010, 03:17:01 AM
F**k it. I'm too lazy. :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 02, 2010, 03:17:29 AM
You might find out soon.  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 02, 2010, 03:19:24 AM
Now that's frightening.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 02, 2010, 03:20:32 AM
Ghost Rider frightened?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 02, 2010, 03:21:23 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 02, 2010, 03:20:32 AM
Ghost Rider frightened?

Maybe an exaggeration. ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 02, 2010, 05:03:36 AM
If it helps people sleep at night I sent an apology, now that I am calm and using understanding and reason.

I still ain't taking part in the pillow fighting thread though. All it is is stick waving and today somone got poked in the eye.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 02, 2010, 11:03:14 AM
*Looks around disappointed*
No chaos whatsoever... guys!
You disappoint me.

*Unleashes Xenominator army*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Nov 02, 2010, 11:20:38 AM
*shoots OZ in the face*
HA!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 02, 2010, 11:24:48 AM
*Tilts head*
*Turns to Kiba, moves hand to face and detaches bullet with a cracking sound*
*Looks at the steaming bullet, and then crushes it with bare fingers*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 02, 2010, 01:53:13 PM
Feelin' like the Comedian now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 02, 2010, 05:15:44 PM
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*Stares at TV intently*

That was awesome!

I wonder what else is on?

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 02, 2010, 08:03:55 PM
5:00... bitch rapin time!  :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 02, 2010, 08:12:44 PM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 02, 2010, 08:19:39 PM
You cannot save yourself from the wrath of John Cleese!
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 02, 2010, 08:22:43 PM
*Decapitates John Cleese*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S_gLohI4XE
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 02, 2010, 08:25:20 PM
(John Cleese's head regenerates)
Nothing can stop Cleese. Nothing!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 02, 2010, 08:26:58 PM
Nothing... except...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mygtv.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F06%2Farnold-schwarzenegger.jpg&hash=93bbe41cf4c6afdb295e90662daa0f6687b8b6e9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 02, 2010, 08:30:39 PM
Cleese scoffs at this threat.
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 02, 2010, 08:31:59 PM
*Throws on Deadpool outfit and gathers weapons*

*Smashes down SpacePredator's door*

*Aims dual pistols at SpacePredator's head*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpooltemplate-3.jpg&hash=d774832224626afa32cbd27339319e58d57804c4)

*Fires*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 02, 2010, 08:34:50 PM
*Ducks and stabs Deadpool through the chest with extended arrmblade*

WHERE IS YOUR CHOPPER NOW? HASTA LA VISTA BABY!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 02, 2010, 08:38:07 PM
*Stares at blade*

Wow, look at that? Haha.

Wondering how I'm still here? Well, the answer to your first question is shaddup, and check my Wikipedia page.

*Walks backwards- the blade exits and the wound heals*

Now, back to shooty-shooty.

*Fires at SpacePredator*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 02, 2010, 08:39:34 PM
*Jumps back and fires machine gun--plasma caster at Deadpool*

Never, I don't like Marvel!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 02, 2010, 08:43:32 PM
*Rolls behind cover*

Insult my company will you?

*Springs up*

DANIEL WAY WASN'T MY CHOIIIIICEEEEEE!

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 02, 2010, 08:48:33 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 02, 2010, 08:57:28 PM
I can't die!

But you can!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool_SpaceP.png&hash=c4780446e440c6e4eee934769b4eec58fa81d8a1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 02, 2010, 09:00:47 PM
*Purebreed stops shooting and I deactivate my force field*

Well, what are you waiting for? Because you know...

HERE COME THE DALEKS!!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FrxSj71kiEZM%2F0.jpg&hash=ca3907b8d1b828a720d5f58e74718eb7ec0603e4)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 02, 2010, 09:02:57 PM
*Pulls out revolver*
*Starts shooting and killing Daleks one at a time.*
"I must come to PBA's aid!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 02, 2010, 09:04:03 PM
Daleks are bullet proof.

*Dalek shoots and exterminates shobidoo and several others fire at his corpse*

NOW, ONWARDS!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 02, 2010, 09:06:18 PM
"I...im dead!"
*Wakes up in desert with no end in sight*
*Just starts walking in any direction*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 02, 2010, 09:07:46 PM
*Revives Shobi*
Now....
*Walks up to Space Predator*
You hate marvel?
*Punches him in the face knocking him out*
F**K YOU!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 02, 2010, 09:08:30 PM
*Daleks exterminate Fitz*

WE ARE THE DALEKS! YOU WILL ALL BE EXTERMINATED!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 02, 2010, 09:08:45 PM
*Stares*

Daleks, eh? Well, ever see the episode where the Daleks exterminate everybody, and then they exterminate Captain Jack Harkness, then due to ignorance they move on and he wakes up but nobody else does? That's exactly what's going to happen here. Have a nice day running from your gliding trashcans.

*Shoots SpacePredator some more*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F1222025-15__2__super-1.jpg&hash=4054530a9f200cb050d646fc2ecb5e26d9e8739a)

*Watches as the Daleks approach and Exterminate every living thing that isn't one of them*

You better get running, SpacePredator, you won't be getting up.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 02, 2010, 09:10:42 PM
EXTERMINATE PBA! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINAAAAATE!

*Entire Dalek army flies to PBA, shooting himat maximum extermination*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 02, 2010, 09:11:47 PM
*Is sucked out of the desert and sees daleks all around, along with fitz punching spacepredator in the face.*
"Well if bullets dont hurt them...I'll be right back!"
*Runs off*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 02, 2010, 09:12:38 PM
*Wakes up*

GET BACK HERE!!!

*Runs after shobidoo*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 02, 2010, 09:14:38 PM
*Falls to the ground - dead*

*Minutes pass*

*Gasps*

Woah! That was... different.

*Goes to retrieve ammo*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 02, 2010, 09:15:03 PM
And John Cleese emerges.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Feasyquestion.net%2Fthinkagain%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F11%2Fjohncleese-1.jpg&hash=01cfe8808ad938513e06737effb2755df4b9b0ca)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 02, 2010, 09:16:32 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mygtv.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F06%2Farnold-schwarzenegger.jpg&hash=93bbe41cf4c6afdb295e90662daa0f6687b8b6e9)

*Runs while everyone is distracted*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Nov 02, 2010, 09:18:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJXR280wbEg
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 02, 2010, 09:22:35 PM
*Sees Spacepredator running.*
*Pulls out cigar from mouth, aims cannon at Spacepredator, and lights the fuse with the cigar.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 02, 2010, 09:24:49 PM
*Shoots shobidoos head apart*

Yea... I am awesome.

*Jumps into ship and flies above the chaos*

This was awesome, but you must all die. I aplogize for the AVPR-style ending.

*Drops nuke and destroys everything and everyone below*

Hahahaha!

*Flies into space*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 02, 2010, 09:26:01 PM
Cleese calls his friends in the reptile kingdom to assist him in battle.
He knows he doen't need them. He just wants to look better.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.huffingtonpost.com%2Fgen%2F46297%2Fthumbs%2Fs-JOHN-CLEESE-large.jpg&hash=dd95e90b48d6b1b8c046a7873e868cf6c40e8500)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 02, 2010, 09:27:04 PM
*Slowly the life drains out of me.*
"I need the....the Omega syrum!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 02, 2010, 09:31:57 PM
That was the mosrt cliche bullshit ive ever read.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 02, 2010, 09:33:23 PM
Which one? The one were he completly ignored the cannon hitting him?   >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 02, 2010, 09:34:00 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 02, 2010, 09:24:49 PM
*Shoots shobidoos head apart*

Yea... I am awesome.

*Jumps into ship and flies above the chaos*

This was awesome, but you must all die. I aplogize for the AVPR-style ending.

*Drops nuke and destroys everything and everyone below*

Hahahaha!

*Flies into space*
This.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 02, 2010, 09:35:09 PM
My nuke didn't work?

*Comes back to ground*

Let's fight shobidoo!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 02, 2010, 09:36:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWo__6Xn6Qs
*Checks six shooter*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 02, 2010, 09:38:24 PM
*Rams into shobidoo, rabs him, and throws him into a tree. Shoots tree*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Nov 02, 2010, 09:39:33 PM
*looks at shobidoo*

Let's play with Bangkok rules only...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8igATI_fVA

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 02, 2010, 09:40:29 PM
*Snipes Space Predator*
Im not much for rules
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 02, 2010, 09:42:13 PM
OW! My shoulder! *Shoots Fitzy with plasma caster*

Now for shobidoo! *Extends wristblades*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 02, 2010, 09:43:29 PM
*Fires three shots at spacepreds plasma caster.*
*Plasma caster explodes.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 02, 2010, 09:44:52 PM
Ok ok you guys are dumb
Snipe. Headshot.
Youre f**king dead.
*Kicks over Space Preds headless body*
Tea?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 02, 2010, 09:45:56 PM
*Pulls arm back and stabs shobidoo in the chest*

You know, I did use that. Now, you can go on my trophy wall. And Fitzy, you never said headshot. You hit me in the shoulder.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 02, 2010, 09:48:47 PM
"You forgot to take my gun!"
*Shoots Spacepreds head while the claws are in his chest*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 02, 2010, 09:49:49 PM
FRASDGFDSDkllllllllllldv.... *collapses*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 02, 2010, 09:51:32 PM
*Aims gun at his head to kill him, but decides not to and picks him up weakly.*
*Then collapses on the ground from chest wound*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 02, 2010, 09:52:36 PM
Iszh gotz braan damge... mershy MERSHY MERSHY!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 02, 2010, 09:53:57 PM
"I could use a medic!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 02, 2010, 09:55:06 PM
Myz bakk! mdic pck!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 02, 2010, 09:56:24 PM
"Peelz here?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 02, 2010, 09:56:51 PM
*Puffs cigar and watches silently the ongoing fight*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 02, 2010, 09:57:43 PM
Zlla! ZLLA! MERSHY!  HLP! HHHLLLPPP!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 02, 2010, 09:58:20 PM
{Leans on Omega lazily}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 02, 2010, 09:59:48 PM
*Checks bullets .*
"2 left."
*Aims at Omegas head and fires*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 02, 2010, 10:00:10 PM
*Crawls over to PQ and grabs her foot*

HLP A FLLOW PREDD?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 02, 2010, 10:02:16 PM
*Bullets get to the head and bounce off*
*Tilts head* You called?

Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 02, 2010, 09:57:43 PM
Zlla! ZLLA! MERSHY!  HLP! HHHLLLPPP!!
*Turns head down*
Yeah, why not.
*Injects regenerating serum*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 02, 2010, 10:03:10 PM
"Well shit, leave me here, the one who one the darn duel!"
"HELP ME!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 02, 2010, 10:03:23 PM
Thank you thank you thank you!

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 02, 2010, 10:16:43 PM
*Come back with a new weapon*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F699066-247784_4272_deadpool_super_s.jpg&hash=2a076cb16b6dbf7d26413d158fb29311b783dd15)

What happened to the Daleks? They get sucked into a void due to hopelessness and no other solution?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 02, 2010, 10:17:23 PM
I made them into a biomech fortress.
*Points to biomech fortress*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 02, 2010, 10:18:10 PM
Ah, I see.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Nov 02, 2010, 10:19:03 PM
FREE TWINKIES FOR EVERYONE!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fseesdifferent.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F09%2Ftwinkies.jpg&hash=e7eaf08be5ea430889495bd260075ff88145ee95)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 02, 2010, 10:21:26 PM
Chimichangas, Enchiladas or no deal.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 02, 2010, 10:29:38 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 02, 2010, 10:00:10 PM
*Crawls over to PQ and grabs her foot*

HLP A FLLOW PREDD?
............why............. your not that Interesting...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 02, 2010, 11:56:47 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 02, 2010, 10:21:26 PM
Chimichangas, Enchiladas or no deal.
Now theres the Puba I know!
*Hands him a Chimichanga*
Ok so.
*Shoots Space Predator IN THE HEAD, CEREBRAL CORTEX, BRAIN, MELON, IN THE F**KING HEAD repeatedly*
Yah he's dead.
*Walks over to Shobi*
Here you are guvna
*Shoves Pills into his mouth and lays him on a bench as he heals while spasming*
I dont have Painless medicine like OZ. Sue me
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 03, 2010, 02:14:14 AM
Gee Fitz, you should shoot where it works.

*shots three times in the chest(Heart, lungs) and two in the belly(Liber, Stomach); perfect Center-of-Mass*

you should have figured by now. shooting the head does nothing on the brainless. you have to end the metabolism.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 03, 2010, 02:15:33 AM
 :D
I know that Snipers have to aim for center of mass but a pred doesnt seem to care.
However you do bring up a point on how to kill him.
*Pulls out flamethrower*
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 03, 2010, 02:16:30 AM
*Gets better!*
*Reloads revolver, and holsters it.*
"So what now?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 03, 2010, 02:25:18 AM
*puts out the fire and grabs SpacePredator by the neck*

*Squeezes, twists and pulls*

there. want me to process him too?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 03, 2010, 02:26:13 AM
HAHAHAHAHA
Bay 12 please
*Turns around and begins shooting targets in the firing range*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 03, 2010, 07:46:42 AM
*Chews on the Chimichanga*

All quiet for now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 03, 2010, 07:47:49 AM
NO IT ISN'T! I'M YELLING!!!

WHAT IS THE HAPS DUUUUUDES?!?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 03, 2010, 08:04:26 AM
Aww hell.

Did you miss the part where I bombarded you with hundreds and hundreds of bullets, before Fitzgerald and Chupa riddled you with even more bullets?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpoolSpaceP.jpg&hash=e65df841aefc8743499f8072863c031dc5fe509d)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 03, 2010, 08:09:19 AM
HEY IM GOOD NOW
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 03, 2010, 08:10:48 AM
No, you're out cold. And talking in all caps.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 03, 2010, 08:12:53 AM
Can we agree that Predators was a good movie?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 03, 2010, 08:13:52 AM
Hey, I loved Predators, but you're still supposed to be out cold!

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 03, 2010, 08:16:52 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 03, 2010, 08:13:52 AM
Hey, I loved Predators, but you're still supposed to be out cold!

I loved it too, especially Berserker vs Classic. :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 03, 2010, 08:17:54 AM
*Punches*

Stay unconscious for at least a few minutes dammit!

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 03, 2010, 08:19:37 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg222.imageshack.us%2Fimg222%2F254%2Ftroll561.jpg&hash=9dad398683659ff622c61ce3c3cdb51a52a45c95)

We have so much in common!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 03, 2010, 08:21:23 AM
*Stares at SpacePredator*

I shot you repeatedly, I asked you nicely, now JUST STAY DOWN!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool5-2.jpg&hash=b772b11df8bbdd48f502ff061c01ebaf30bfdac0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 03, 2010, 08:24:34 AM
Never heard of Deadpool before, I'm interested to learn about him.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 03, 2010, 08:30:09 AM
Like I thought I stated earlier in this thread, Wikipedia.

Now. Go and play on the Internet like a nice Predator, and don't come back for a while and I'll pretend I knocked you out since you're too stubborn to actually be knocked out.

*Leaves thread until after school*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 03, 2010, 08:31:45 AM
Wikipedia is incorrect and I need Accuracy!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 03, 2010, 01:05:50 PM
http://www.accuracyinternational.com/ (http://www.accuracyinternational.com/)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 03, 2010, 01:06:52 PM
John Cleese returns for vengance.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.guim.co.uk%2Fsys-images%2FFilm%2FPix%2Fpictures%2F2009%2F3%2F2%2F1235997874492%2FJohn-Cleese-001.jpg&hash=12651ff4d8b1a5c909fad3a1e8340600db8c1497)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 03, 2010, 02:19:32 PM
Oh boy...
I'm gonna play gameboy.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 03, 2010, 03:58:30 PM
You have made a wise decision.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KIBA918 on Nov 03, 2010, 05:48:45 PM
I for one think boba fett is cooler!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 03, 2010, 06:26:01 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi26.tinypic.com%2F21mhpa0.gif&hash=69ae5d9008f85507a15b28ca04ae91c225efb7eb)

I win. No specific fight, I just win any that may come in the way of the mighty Arc Gun.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 03, 2010, 06:29:24 PM
Wow.
Kiba made one hell of a 'splosion.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 03, 2010, 08:35:26 PM
Hey Sweeper I think you should wash off his blood.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 03, 2010, 08:58:37 PM
Uh.. *picks off skull fragments*, yeah, you're probably right...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 03, 2010, 08:59:51 PM
Can I uh borrow that gun for a sec?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 03, 2010, 09:33:31 PM
Yeah, sure.

*Hands gun to Fitz*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 03, 2010, 09:54:54 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FAdmiral-Ackbar-trap.jpg&hash=ad7c553cfbb172ac0db4e857417a8bdc76447e1e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 03, 2010, 09:55:56 PM
Dont do it Sweeps!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 03, 2010, 10:03:42 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 03, 2010, 09:33:31 PM
Yeah, sure.

*Hands gun to Fitz*
Gratzi
*Turns to Space Predator*
Lets see if this works....
*Fires gun at Space Predator*
Y'all thought it betray Sweeps? Nah
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 03, 2010, 10:09:04 PM
*Crosses arms and slowly nodds disapprovingly at the chunks of Lie and Shobidoo*
*Turns back toward Fitz*
Okay, let's keep moving.

Someone's baaaaaaack:

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi53.tinypic.com%2F34j7jmq.jpg&hash=49e99a29f2a505c3c3c7ee0d6f8c1d9646139ff3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 03, 2010, 10:17:32 PM
That picture has appeased Cleese the destroyer.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fturbo.inquisitr.com%2Fwp-content%2F2009%2F10%2FCleese.jpg&hash=67e6af5ca104153a51841df62a42a1e0c876e8fd)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 03, 2010, 10:22:18 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 03, 2010, 10:09:04 PM
*Crosses arms and slowly nodds disapprovingly at the chunks of Lie and Shobidoo*
*Turns back toward Fitz*
Okay, let's keep moving.

Someone's baaaaaaack:

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi53.tinypic.com%2F34j7jmq.jpg&hash=49e99a29f2a505c3c3c7ee0d6f8c1d9646139ff3)
Sure.
By the way did you kill Lie and Shobi or did I?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 03, 2010, 10:30:58 PM
You did! Careful with that thing!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 03, 2010, 10:31:41 PM
So what is going on today?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 03, 2010, 10:33:33 PM
*Turns to Sweeps*

If you want you army back just ask.  ;)

*Turns to PQ*

Nothing much... Same old same old.

*Turns to Fitz*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FNaruto_vs_Sasuke.jpg&hash=28850fb02bd4e1a98a719c63d85d611277170466)

Bring it bitch!  >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 03, 2010, 10:35:39 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 03, 2010, 10:30:58 PM
You did! Careful with that thing!
I didnt shoot them I shot Space Pred
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 03, 2010, 10:47:16 PM
*Watches Fitz talk to Sweeps*

:o

I've got the power of invisibility! Should I use it to help others or for my own desires.  ;)

*10 Minutes later*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fphotos.bravenet.com%2F272%2F478%2F925%2F3%2FECACD64CCF.jpg&hash=837f742e20f239a79259c4f45c92f8be0de27b37)

Hello Hello Hello.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 03, 2010, 10:50:23 PM
"This thread has become a hive of scum and villiany."
;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 03, 2010, 10:51:57 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ficanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F11%2F7058a6bc-f4ef-4425-ac9a-723abd088a0f.jpg&hash=3400e0ca2fedd56f0efe49bf35f4c49ccab7a6c1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 03, 2010, 10:55:56 PM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 03, 2010, 10:47:16 PM
*Watches Fitz talk to Sweeps*

:o

I've got the power of invisibility! Should I use it to help others or for my own desires.  ;)

*10 Minutes later*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fphotos.bravenet.com%2F272%2F478%2F925%2F3%2FECACD64CCF.jpg&hash=837f742e20f239a79259c4f45c92f8be0de27b37)

Hello Hello Hello.  ;D
Why does it look like she just got raped?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 03, 2010, 11:01:46 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.evilspacerobot.com%2Fevilspacerobot%2F1001101%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F10%2Fnervous.gif&hash=07e3408ac6c8faf110f862536aaf21349760b34d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 03, 2010, 11:40:33 PM
Get outta here Filthy Otaku. don't make me push a Corkscrew up your little dickhole.

I mad.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 04, 2010, 12:01:04 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi52.tinypic.com%2F2z9lemo.jpg&hash=80a3a3fe8ccfffd4371420de06f7bda18718f031)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 04, 2010, 12:05:40 AM
*Shoots Lie in the dick*
There.
Who wants tea?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 04, 2010, 12:08:31 AM
GODDAMMIT

what's the point of attacking somebody's Genitals if you are not going to extend the torture? its like gouging the eyes off but not crushing them!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 04, 2010, 12:09:31 AM
Ahh but you see.
It was a low caliber bullet.
As we speak the bullet is burning his flesh and giving him led and blood poisoning.
Its horrible
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 04, 2010, 12:10:03 AM
*Cue gun freak argument*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 04, 2010, 12:10:36 AM
Nah mang its cool.
*Sips Lemonade*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 04, 2010, 12:38:35 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 04, 2010, 12:09:31 AM
Ahh but you see.
It was a low caliber bullet.
As we speak the bullet is burning his flesh and giving him led and blood poisoning.
Its horrible

no, thats not how it works. he is probably in shock now and unable to feel a thing.

do you have some Soda?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 04, 2010, 12:40:04 AM
*On the floor bleeding out*

You shoot my special area!  :o

*Gets up and takes off shirt*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fno-bellybutton-eddie-murphy.jpg&hash=bcf15f14758a937fde910c6b92cac4501eca9e37)

That's right, I'm a clone! >:(

*Meanwhile invisibile me steals tea unnoticed, while walking away whistling with a cup of tea walks past Molly and starts the following chain of events*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALFX_qA0v9g
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 12:40:59 AM
Cleese has the phone.
No one can stop him now!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgloobts.com%2Fsite%2Fimages%2Fstories%2Fjohn_cleese.jpg&hash=1daa5971b8fac5629b92b333d12f03bcdffae66e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 04, 2010, 12:42:29 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 04, 2010, 12:38:35 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 04, 2010, 12:09:31 AM
Ahh but you see.
It was a low caliber bullet.
As we speak the bullet is burning his flesh and giving him led and blood poisoning.
Its horrible

no, thats not how it works. he is probably in shock now and unable to feel a thing.

do you have some Soda?
Yeah here ya go.
*Hands Chupa soda*
I swear I dont see why you choose to "argue" when you should know that I'm well aware of your superior knowledge and will just agree.
*Chugs Lemonade and serves himself more*
DO YOU GUYS REALIZE HOW LONG ITS BEEN SINCE WE'VE EATEN IN THIS THREAD?
Puba had a damned Chimichanga and thats it. Everyone else hasnt eaten in like 4 PF days!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 04, 2010, 12:44:56 AM
meh. i have my MREs.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 04, 2010, 12:46:35 AM
Oh damn!
Can I have one?
I just hope I dont eat the damn toilet paper again.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 04, 2010, 12:49:40 AM
there is a rule with these rations; if they smell nice they are probably not food.

now, Rock-Paper-Scissors who burns the shitter.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 04, 2010, 12:56:33 AM
*Shoots thread participants*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi970.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fae185%2FCaihn%2FGifs%2Fshoot_miri.gif&hash=59af899ea569ca7aecdf36115e069b093855d1c7)

This thread always manages to find it's way down the shitter!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 04, 2010, 12:58:31 AM
*Bullet bounces off body armor*
What the hell?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 04, 2010, 01:03:21 AM
That dude diiiiiiiied, son.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 04, 2010, 01:30:18 AM
*Gets up after faking being shot*

I'm not invisible... I'm Intangible!

*Loots Chupa's pockets and finds a piece of paper*

a.a x 2ab x b.b = ?

Whats the value of a and b?

*Finds a walkie-talkie*

Wonder what this does? Hello?

*Suddenly*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k42t9IRpaAE
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 08:51:49 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 04, 2010, 12:56:33 AM
*Shoots thread participants*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi970.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fae185%2FCaihn%2FGifs%2Fshoot_miri.gif&hash=59af899ea569ca7aecdf36115e069b093855d1c7)

This thread always manages to find it's way down the shitter!

*Returns over 24 hours late*

Oh hey guys, what's going o- oh there's a gun aimed at my face.

Shoot me, I'll heal it off... shrug it off? Whatever, I'll just heal.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 01:04:38 PM
*Pops in thread*

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 04, 2010, 12:05:40 AM
Who wants tea?
ME!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 03:14:44 PM
*shows up in thread.* I sense a disturbance.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 05:49:23 PM
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-NGRRFFAHRRFFAPYUH!-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 05:49:44 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 05:49:23 PM
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-NGRRFFAHRRFFAPYUH!-
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 05:54:03 PM
John Cleese returns to spread terror to all who refuse to follow him.

His method now is seduction.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdjbarney.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F08%2Fjohn_cleese_bikini.jpg&hash=3add8f505ae9c65b8d8389bdac38f5bd927ebc78)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 05:55:07 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 05:54:03 PM
John Cleese returns to spread terror to all who refuse to follow him.

His method now is seduction.

http://djbarney.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/john_cleese_bikini.jpg

PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 05:57:25 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 05:49:44 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 05:49:23 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool-DuctTaped.jpg&hash=e06d704c0b025d348497796339c2e8892b5ddfc3)

-NGRRFFAHRRFFAPYUH!-
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/7058a6bc-f4ef-4425-ac9a-723abd088a0f.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpoolducttape2civilwarish-1.jpg&hash=3bd5f3d35802cfc1f14cb580968d5e37ec9fff06)

-NGRRAFFHRRRFRAFF-
QuoteWho did this?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 05:59:59 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 05:57:25 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 05:49:44 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 05:49:23 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool-DuctTaped.jpg&hash=e06d704c0b025d348497796339c2e8892b5ddfc3)

-NGRRFFAHRRFFAPYUH!-
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/7058a6bc-f4ef-4425-ac9a-723abd088a0f.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpoolducttape2civilwarish-1.jpg&hash=3bd5f3d35802cfc1f14cb580968d5e37ec9fff06)

-NGRRAFFHRRRFRAFF-
QuoteWho did this?!

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 06:03:01 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 05:55:07 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 05:54:03 PM
John Cleese returns to spread terror to all who refuse to follow him.

His method now is seduction.

http://djbarney.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/john_cleese_bikini.jpg

PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON!!!!!!!!!!
Cleese laughs at your pleas for mercy.
I am already doing his bidding so I am okay.
Looks like the Cleese...
(Puts on cool shades)
...is taking you all to the John.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3jnW2kcUs
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 06:03:30 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 06:03:01 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 05:55:07 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 05:54:03 PM
John Cleese returns to spread terror to all who refuse to follow him.

His method now is seduction.

http://djbarney.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/john_cleese_bikini.jpg

PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON!!!!!!!!!!
Cleese laughs at your pleas for mercy.
I am already doing his bidding so I am okay.
Looks like the Cleese...
(Puts on cool shades)
...is taking you all to the John.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3jnW2kcUs

Good luck with that.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 06:07:13 PM
I came up with the cheesiest Horatio Caine line of all time!
And it was about John Cleese!
You cannot deny me this glory.

If you do, I will have to get a fire extinquisher.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 06:08:57 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 06:07:13 PM
I came up with the cheesiest Horatio Caine line of all time!
And it was about John Cleese!
You cannot deny me this glory.

If you do, I will have to get a fire extinquisher.

It was ok.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 06:11:38 PM
No it wasn't OK.
It was terrible.
Absolutly terrible.

Now I have to go get that fire extinguisher.
(Gets up and leaves)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 06:17:17 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 06:11:38 PM
No it wasn't OK.
It was terrible.
Absolutly terrible.

Now I have to go get that fire extinguisher.
(Gets up and leaves)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fchzgifs.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F09%2Frunonwaterp1.gif&hash=588f4958bcc8a7775e710311c6ee581baefafb2b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 06:46:06 PM
*Cuts the cords that hold PBA*
Boy, you looked like a f**king mummy like that.

Oh and-
*Wraps whip around Cleese's neck, pulls and beheads him straight off*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 06:47:42 PM
Is Mono gone?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 06:53:27 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 06:46:06 PM
*Wraps whip around Cleese's neck, pulls and beheads him straight off*
You know they already tried that.
It doen't work.

(Gets hit with brick.)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 06:54:12 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 06:53:27 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 06:46:06 PM
*Wraps whip around Cleese's neck, pulls and beheads him straight off*
You know they already tried that.
It doen't work.

(Gets hit with brick.)

*sees Mono.*

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!!!!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fchzgifs.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F09%2Frunonwaterp1.gif&hash=588f4958bcc8a7775e710311c6ee581baefafb2b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 06:57:37 PM
(Sits up)

Once I am done with my concussion here.

(Plops back down.)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 07:23:59 PM
*Headbites Cleese, then impales him with tail, beats him up, and strikes predator blade up from his chin to his forehead*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 07:36:37 PM
Cleese finds your joke amusing.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jaunted.com%2Ffiles%2F6193%2FCleesemonkey.jpg&hash=851e9ef900a8c06029d3cc7f963276e322fa1649)

Now I think you and I should settle this.

(Takes scissors and snips off burning end of cigar.)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 07:41:58 PM
*Looks incredulous at ruined cigar*
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!
*Headbutts Cleese twice*
*grabs his bleeding head and rams him against the ground, thrice*
*snaps his neck and rips his spine off his body*
No joke, shit happens.
*throws bloody skull on the ground and crushes it under the bare foot, splattering brains and blood everywhere*
*Grabs flamethrowers and incinerates what remains*
You f**king don't cut my f**king cigars.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 07:45:18 PM
The lord Cleese feels he doen't like to be poked, so he leaves.

(Notices he is now alone)
Well this wasn't supposed to happen.
(Takes out Cuban and starts smoking it.)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 08:04:28 PM
Who wants to torture Anderson and the Strause bros?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 08:06:49 PM
Whew, I've been freed!

Now to try and identify who duct taped me to the chair in the first place...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 08:09:57 PM
It's you. Again.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.motifake.com%2Fimage%2Fdemotivational-poster%2F0807%2Fmarines-marines-military-soldiers-guns-kill-america-demotivational-poster-1215476469.jpg&hash=94ef80c12d0b08a47d1b0c83ca75e3ba6c372898)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 08:10:40 PM
*Breaks SP's gun*
Nope man,
nope.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 08:11:28 PM
Hmm. PBA, this is a very interesting case.

It might have been Kurt Russel, Bill Paxton and Michael Biehn.
I heard they had teamed up with John Cleese.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 08:11:57 PM
Aw dude, your cramping my styyyle!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 08:12:58 PM
Sorry.

I do have some katanas lying around that are in need of some Strauses to go in though.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 08:17:03 PM
You knowz what? Never freakin mind.

I'll kill John Cleese.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 08:19:04 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 08:12:58 PM
Sorry.

I do have some katanas lying around that are in need of some Strauses to go in though.

Uh, I own twin katanas. Kinda my trademark. *Takes back his katanas*

I now have reason to believe it was you who duct taped me to the chair....

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool2.jpg&hash=f19dc0a25d4d7d166b80e7c7ef042b5644233fbc)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 08:19:37 PM
I know the answer.
Spoiler
Uwe Boll
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 08:20:04 PM
FIIIIIIGHT!

*Sits and eats popcorn*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 08:22:14 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 08:19:37 PM
I know the answer.
Spoiler
Uwe Boll
[close]

Oh s**t.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 08:23:16 PM
I don't know how he has done such thing though. I still have his petrifying head somewhere in there.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 08:24:02 PM
I have one.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 08:24:48 PM
IT WAS PAUL ANDERSON! I SAW HIM! IT WAS HORRIBLE, HE HAD FAT PREDATORS!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 08:25:27 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 04, 2010, 08:24:48 PM
IT WAS PAUL ANDERSON! I SAW HIM! IT WAS HORRIBLE, HE HAD FAT PREDATORS!!!

Go get him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 08:26:34 PM
*Extends 10 metre armblade*

Bitch is going DOWN!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 08:27:14 PM
So, my main contender is still Monolith, who has convieniently vanished... I guess I'll mutilate first and ask questions never.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool-cover-1.jpg&hash=7ab2b72a648d8f925fe149d9005417372d083117)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 08:27:51 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 04, 2010, 08:26:34 PM
*Extends 10 metre armblade*

Bitch is going DOWN!

How the hell do you move?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 04, 2010, 08:28:30 PM
*Looks at the 10 metre blade*

Your really compensating for something...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 08:29:54 PM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 04, 2010, 08:28:30 PM
*Looks at the 10 metre blade*

Your really compensating for something...

Even for a predator.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 08:30:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL9zIpgy3Vk

Just the size of my mandibles.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 08:31:32 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 04, 2010, 08:30:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL9zIpgy3Vk

Just the size of my mandibles.

The f**k.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 08:32:04 PM
*Walks over Ghost Rider while singing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 08:32:31 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 04, 2010, 08:32:04 PM
*Walks over Ghost Rider while singing*

Get the f**k away from me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 04, 2010, 08:33:34 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 08:32:31 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 04, 2010, 08:32:04 PM
*Walks over Ghost Rider while singing*

Get the f**k away from me.
Well said.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 08:33:46 PM
These boots were made for walkin'! And that's just what they'll do!

*Walks over Ghost Rider again*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 08:34:14 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 04, 2010, 08:33:46 PM
These boots were made for walkin'! And that's just what they'll do!

*Walks over Ghost Rider again*

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 08:32:31 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 04, 2010, 08:32:04 PM
*Walks over Ghost Rider while singing*

Get the f**k away from me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 08:35:08 PM
Never seen Shrek I take it?

*Drowns the cat*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 08:36:09 PM
Sigh... Back to Paulie then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0Jh1jgsgZk
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 08:36:44 PM
I already drowned it. It can no longer speak. Or breathe.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 08:37:42 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 08:36:44 PM
I already drowned it. It can no longer speak. Or breathe.

Ha ha.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 08:38:19 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 08:36:44 PM
I already drowned it. It can no longer speak. Or breathe.

Thank you. *Decapitates PBA and takes his head*

When you're ready to apologise, let me know and I'll put you back on your body.

*Teleports to Andersons house*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 08:39:11 PM
THERE IT F**KING IS, man.
*Shows Uwe Boll's head*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi52.tinypic.com%2Frm4kg2.jpg&hash=81ea2752ec3209a65bb981406b6f6105dec71fbd)
*Space Predator is accidentally petrified*
Ops man, sry.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 08:40:00 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 04, 2010, 08:38:19 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 08:36:44 PM
I already drowned it. It can no longer speak. Or breathe.

Thank you. *Decapitates PBA and takes his head*

When you're ready to apologise, let me know and I'll put you back on your body.

*Teleports to Andersons house*

*Grows a new head*

I can do that, bet you didn't know that, eh?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 08:41:39 PM
*Pisses in PBA's original head and sticks it on Andersons body, and takes thousand of pictures which are sent worldwide*

NOW who is responsible for AVP?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 08:43:10 PM
That's messed up, man.
*Erases all the pictures with a virus*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 08:43:46 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 08:43:10 PM
That's messed up, man.
*Erases all the pictures with a virus*

Thank you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 08:44:40 PM
They still know man, the dudes around the world. THEY KNOW WHO DID IT. THEY'RE GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 08:47:29 PM
They're going to hunt you down. For posting perverted pics 'round teh wurldz.
Bai.
*Disappears in the Darkness*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 08:48:32 PM
Paul Anderson did far worse.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 08:48:59 PM
*Continues chasing TheMonolith*

Come back here you!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 08:49:26 PM
Gets cornered.
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 08:19:04 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/Deadpool2.jpg

I can prove it wasn't me.
I just intercepted this communication from the guys.

Voices heard belong to John Cleese, Bill Paxton, Kurt Russell, Michael Biehn and Danny Glover.
(Sound of door opening)

John Cleese "Gentlemen, I suppose you are wondering why I have summoned you here today."
Bill Paxton "Yes Cleese, what is it?"
Cleese "I have disturbing news that a claimed fan of ours is refusing to watch certain titles we have made."
Kurt Russell "What titles?"
Cleese "Tombstone and Silverado."
Michael Biehn "Wait. What? Tombstone was my favorite movie that I did. Why wouldn't he watch it?"
Cleese "Because you wear a funny hat in it Michael."
Biehn "Because it is a western? That makes no sense. The Cheese Shop sketch was a western."
Cleese "Exactly. So, since we cannot get him to watch these two fine films we have done, we will rough him up. Since I am an Elder God, this will be easy."
Paxton "What are we going to do to him?"
Cleese "We are going to tie him to a chair with duct tape so he cannot relieve himself."
Danny Glover "That's it? You are preaching of hell fire here. Granted I don't want to bust the guy up but you gathered us here just to tie some guy to a chair when he's got to go?"
Cleese "I'm a Python, boys. What do you expect from me? And this claimed Python fan will not watch one of my greatest films......some of our greatest films, so we must make him tinkle in his red jumpsuit."
Glover "Isn't this a bit juvenile?"
Cleese "Listen Danny, I enjoyed working with you, Kevin Kline and Jeff Goldblum in Silverado, but since I am English, I am in charge. Now we are making this guy pee himself and we are doing it now!"
Russell "Uhhh. Okay."
Paxton "Mr. Cleese, won't he get annoyed that people keep trying to convince him to watch westerns?"
Cleese "Yes, but that is not my concern William. This is my movie...our movies he is refusing to watch, and we are morally obligated to get revenge. Now off we go."
Biehn "Bill, I think we should have done something completely different today."
Paxton "Amen."

(Sounds of footsteps and a door shutting.)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 08:53:02 PM
My gang of Arnold Schwarzeneggar, Jon Pertwee, Patrick Troughton, Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, The Rock, Sigourney Weaver and Nick Briggs will conquer Monolith!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 04, 2010, 08:53:41 PM
Your gang?  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 04, 2010, 08:53:54 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 04, 2010, 08:53:02 PM
My gang of Arnold Schwarzeneggar, Jon Pertwee, Patrick Troughton, Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, The Rock, Sigourney Weaver and Nick Briggs will conquer Monolith!

Yeah right.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 08:56:10 PM
:o
*Kidnaps Sigourney Weaver*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 04, 2010, 08:57:02 PM
Schwarzenegger? In this thread?
*Springs back to life*
Im going to murder him.






Brutally
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 08:58:28 PM
*Arnold knocks out Fitzy and Sigourney Weaver teleports back. Gang pulls out countless mini guns*

Die.

*Gang starts shooting*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 09:00:06 PM
*Tilts cigar in mouth*
*Predator blades spring from arms and in a bolt quick movement all the gang is terminated, bar Sigourney Weaver who is teleported to the Alien Universe*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 09:01:48 PM
*Gang respawns*

HELL YEAAAAAH!

*Gang nukes Omega*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 09:02:02 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 08:49:26 PM
Gets cornered.
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 08:19:04 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/Deadpool2.jpg

I can prove it wasn't me.
I just intercepted this communication from the guys.

Voices heard belong to John Cleese, Bill Paxton, Kurt Russell, Michael Biehn and Danny Glover.
(Sound of door opening)

John Cleese "Gentlemen, I suppose you are wondering why I have summoned you here today."
Bill Paxton "Yes Cleese, what is it?"
Cleese "I have disturbing news that a claimed fan of ours is refusing to watch certain titles we have made."
Kurt Russell "What titles?"
Cleese "Tombstone and Silverado."
Michael Biehn "Wait. What? Tombstone was my favorite movie that I did. Why wouldn't he watch it?"
Cleese "Because you wear a funny hat in it Michael."
Biehn "Because it is a western? That makes no sense. The Cheese Shop sketch was a western."
Cleese "Exactly. So, since we cannot get him to watch these two fine films we have done, we will rough him up. Since I am an Elder God, this will be easy."
Paxton "What are we going to do to him?"
Cleese "We are going to tie him to a chair with duct tape so he cannot relieve himself."
Danny Glover "That's it? You are preaching of hell fire here. Granted I don't want to bust the guy up but you gathered us here just to tie some guy to a chair when he's got to go?"
Cleese "I'm a Python, boys. What do you expect from me? And this claimed Python fan will not watch one of my greatest films......some of our greatest films, so we must make him tinkle in his red jumpsuit."
Glover "Isn't this a bit juvenile?"
Cleese "Listen Danny, I enjoyed working with you, Kevin Kline and Jeff Goldblum in Silverado, but since I am English, I am in charge. Now we are making this guy pee himself and we are doing it now!"
Russell "Uhhh. Okay."
Paxton "Mr. Cleese, won't he get annoyed that people keep trying to convince him to watch westerns?"
Cleese "Yes, but that is not my concern William. This is my movie...our movies he is refusing to watch, and we are morally obligated to get revenge. Now off we go."
Biehn "Bill, I think we should have done something completely different today."
Paxton "Amen."

(Sounds of footsteps and a door shutting.)


Westerns can kiss my ass. I know who I'm after now.

*Teleports away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 09:03:01 PM
BRO
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.premiere.com%2Fvar%2Fezflow_site%2Fstorage%2Fimages%2Flist%2Fthe-15-greatest-scary-flicks-ever-remade%2F8.-godzilla%2F62871-1-eng-US%2F8.-Godzilla_imagelarge.jpg&hash=43fcade3317b8cc56bfe74521f7bf429b07198fe)
BAD MOOOVE
*Steps on Gang*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 09:04:18 PM
*Gang respawns and hits Omega with a triple nuke*

I can do this all day buddy! I have two versions of Doctor Who, Ripley, Dutch, Terminator, The Rock and the greatest comedians ever on my side!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 09:06:41 PM
I could do this all day!
*Break dances on gang, stepping repeatedly on it*

And Ripley is already in the Alien universe.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 09:07:30 PM
Not anymore.

*Gang takes turds on Omega's head*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 09:08:36 PM
...
*Shits on SpacePredator's gang*

Oh, and yes.
*Takes Sigourney Weaver with hand and puts her in a escape pod, that flees to the Alien Universe*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 09:09:51 PM
*Sigourney respawns in gang*

....
....
....

*Unleashes army of Xenomorphs on Omega, and gang escapses to space in ship*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 09:11:29 PM
*Lowers head and stares at the Aliens*
Brothers.... I know you, you know me.... I call for an alliance.... *Eyes glow yellow*
*jumps incredibly high, lands on SP's ship and begins to tear it to shreds in midair*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 09:12:43 PM
HELP US UNICRON!

*Unicron shoots Earth with chest cannon, while alowing gang to reach and survive inside him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 09:13:59 PM
*Teleports onto OmegaZilla's back*

Ride back to the Deadhut, please? ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 04, 2010, 09:14:59 PM
*Jumps Arnold from behind and rips out 8 of his internal organs then his spine and brain before decapitating him and ripping apart his body and then setting it alight*
THAT is for ruining my state.
*Leaves thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 09:15:15 PM
*Eyes glow red*
Now this pisses me off.
*Grows to Omega form and flies to Unicron at lightspeed, striking through him and making him explode alongside the gang inside him*
*Grabs surviving SpacePredator and throws him in the Earth Atmosphere, pulverizing him*
*as is watching SP catching light*
What?
*Notices PBA on the back*
Sure, why not. *Flies back to Deadhut*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 09:16:25 PM
*Respawns*

DAMN IT!!!!!!!!

*Unicron grabs Omega and PBA, scrunches them into a ball, and fling them into the sun*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 09:19:02 PM
*Writhes, comes back with PBA on the head*
Go pal!! *PBa jumps out of the head and punches Unicron, making him explode*
Awesome. Now for Spacey... *Omnibitchslaps SpacePredator and sends him to the deepest depht of unknown universe*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 09:20:00 PM
*Transfers brain into new Unicron*

Wait! Surely... with all our power we should team up?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 09:20:07 PM
(Wealks up soaking wet.)

Hey guys, you kinda just sunk a continent.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 09:20:48 PM
Sry bro.
*Regurgitates new continent*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 09:21:55 PM
Oooh space continent.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 04, 2010, 09:22:35 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 04, 2010, 09:20:00 PM
*Transfers brain into new Unicron*

Wait! Surely... with all our power we should team up?
Ha! You realize you cant win and now you try to ask for mercy?
You deserve none from OZ
*Blows up Space Predator using a MAC round (halo) while he's floating down*
Yes, In atmosphere.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 09:24:17 PM
*Smashes through apartment window*

Hey! It's my room! What luck.

*Sits on the couch*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 09:24:40 PM
*Respawns*

DAMN IT FITZY! WE COULD DESTROY OUR ENEMIES!

*Starts charging chest cannon*

But if you really don't want to...

*Blasts Fitzy into deep space*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 09:26:09 PM
Hey people, I love chaos you know, but there's too much there. *Catches Fitzgerald just before he's sent in deep space*

Let's all return in peace, shall we.
*Returns back to earth and grows back into Alien form, sips tea*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 09:26:29 PM
(Looks at New Continent.)
Looks nice.

(Looks to PBA)
This is ackward.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 09:27:05 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fcable202620deadpool2001ug1-1-2.jpg&hash=77ecb819fa2d4ad716cf6db0f6c7f82e6e77fa6a)

*Watches more battles*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 04, 2010, 09:27:32 PM
*Laughs*
I think you just shot the wrong soldier.
That was Geronimo.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 09:26:09 PM
Hey people, I love chaos you know, but there's too much there. *Catches Fitzgerald just before he's sent in deep space*

Let's all return in peace, shall we.
*Returns back to earth and grows back into Alien form, sips tea*

Retconned
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 09:28:22 PM
*Shrinks to double Predator-size and joins everyone on Earth*

I'm a robot now. Cool. Retcon is retconned.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 04, 2010, 09:34:56 PM
A robot?
Robots are weak.
*Hacks into Space Predators mind and causes a self destruct while he's at a safe distance*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 09:37:00 PM
*Respawns*

I am a Unicron robot. Noob.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 04, 2010, 09:37:54 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 04, 2010, 09:27:32 PM
*Laughs*
I think you just shot the wrong soldier.
That was Geronimo.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 04, 2010, 09:26:09 PM
Hey people, I love chaos you know, but there's too much there. *Catches Fitzgerald just before he's sent in deep space*

Let's all return in peace, shall we.
*Returns back to earth and grows back into Alien form, sips tea*

Retconned
I don't care, I'm not fighting, I am saying things from the side lines.  ;)

I don't mind space anyway, Sweeper and Marines are there, they make space a better place.

SpacePredator... noob? What are you 12?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 09:38:47 PM
Is shithead a better term?  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 04, 2010, 09:39:18 PM
*facepalms*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 04, 2010, 09:40:22 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 04, 2010, 09:39:18 PM
*facepalms*
I think he called you shithead.  :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 09:40:42 PM
*Blows off Fitzy's head*

No more facepalms for you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 09:40:53 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 09:27:05 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/cable202620deadpool2001ug1-1-2.jpg

*Watches more battles*

(Looks sadly to PBA)

I understand that there are some differences that never change. But that's what makes the world so beautiful is differences. Without them, this world would be pretty damn bland, wouldn't it?

(Doesn't get an answer. Thinks for a moment.)

Remember when we were the Knights of AvP Galaxy?
You and your minstrels going through the woods, running into Modzilla, and the battle with the killer Predator Queen Rabbit?
Those really were grand days.

(Doesn't get an answer. Looks out at fierce battle.)

Some of the grandest we have ever had.

(Takes true form of black block and ascends into sky. Hammy music plays.)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 09:44:42 PM
I tire of these rivalrys. Good day to you Fitzy and Geronimo, you are better then me, ciao.

*Switches on Doctor Who*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 04, 2010, 09:46:10 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 04, 2010, 09:40:42 PM
*Blows off Fitzy's head*

No more facepalms for you.
*Body walks up to Space Pred and knocks him out cold with a punch*
*New head forms*
F**K YOU
*As SP blacks out he turns on Dr. Who*
I never really watched this show...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 04, 2010, 09:48:16 PM
*Wakes up*

It's awesome. This is a Dalek episode.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 04, 2010, 09:49:43 PM
*drinks diet shasta twist*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 09:55:22 PM
Quote from: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 09:40:53 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 09:27:05 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/cable202620deadpool2001ug1-1-2.jpg

*Watches more battles*

(Looks sadly to PBA)

I understand that there are some differences that never change. But that's what makes the world so beautiful is differences. Without them, this world would be pretty damn bland, wouldn't it?

(Doesn't get an answer. Thinks for a moment.)

Remember when we were the Knights of AvP Galaxy?
You and your minstrels going through the woods, running into Modzilla, and the battle with the killer Predator Queen Rabbit?
Those really were grand days.

(Doesn't get an answer. Looks out at fierce battle.)

Some of the grandest we have ever had.

(Takes true form of black block and ascends into sky. Hammy music plays.)

Yes, I recall.

*Remembers*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 04, 2010, 11:12:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ-SMsaYZuM
{insert FlashBack}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Nov 04, 2010, 11:22:41 PM
I must confess my friend.
The tape was a fake. You were right.  It was I who put you in the chair.
Don't worry. You didn't get the real actors. I made copies of them.
I understand if you will not forgive me. I have done a shamefull and cruel thing and will never be the same in your eyes.

(Looks out to battle.)

I allowed this foul thing called war to infect me. I must go to places unknown to redeem myself. Until then, I have the memories of the days when we stood side by side as brothers.

You sure were a fine knight...Sir Purebreedalien.

(Floats off into sky. Vanishes into the stars.)
Spoiler
For maximum cheese, listen to music while looking at pictures.
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi625.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt338%2Fnostalgiaaddict88%2FKnightsofAvPgalaxy.jpg&hash=6d0a65cd1b46ec23308a1b7a42321061f976e645) (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi625.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt338%2Fnostalgiaaddict88%2FTheKillerPredQueen.jpg&hash=c4539419d3dd9ed36e42934232d0ee902d7489ac) (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi625.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt338%2Fnostalgiaaddict88%2FSirPBAandHisMinstrels.jpg&hash=3b64c14664f0657529a6cff45ae8589792c5f1df) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epfqxULfrPo
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 04, 2010, 11:24:29 PM
*Tears up*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 04, 2010, 11:27:44 PM
*Dr. Who ends*
Hey guys look Predator 2 is on!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 04, 2010, 11:32:13 PM
*Touched by Mono's display*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fproblemgamer.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F02%2Faffection.jpg&hash=3b506ae6aa91f8ffe11f8eeaebff96c44426852f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 04, 2010, 11:43:20 PM
Knights eh? I'm a knight myself.  ;D I started off in a different 'kingdom' though.

I have followed the code of Chivalry for almost a life time! To protect the weak and to help the helpless. To stand up and fight against the wicked and to stand for truth. And of course being a gentlemean with the ladies.  ;)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.borstnar.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Ftemplar0002.jpg&hash=0075903240d1f73348bc464f2554ac10ff8d7f8e)

Nice to know there are fellow knights.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 04, 2010, 11:52:19 PM
Why does everyone fight against evil why not join us ...we have... stuff......
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 04, 2010, 11:53:00 PM
I am Chaotic Neutral if that helps.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 04, 2010, 11:55:21 PM
^ Yeah Id say Im like that to a lesser extent.
I am just viewed as good because someone always pisses me off at the same time everyone else is pissed off and they become the villain and I become the "good" one.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 04, 2010, 11:56:18 PM
*Crosses arms*

I'm a good or evil?

*Sighs*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.istockphoto.com%2Ffile_thumbview_approve%2F3945403%2F2%2Fistockphoto_3945403-chocolate-chip-cookies.jpg&hash=ac935447507e876d0a6f08441b0fb66cd7728c5b)

You can get 2 if you kill the person closest to you.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 04, 2010, 11:58:34 PM
you are just Starving for attention.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 05, 2010, 12:01:01 AM
"Nice pun."
*Checks revolver*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 05, 2010, 12:01:14 AM
*Sighs falls back and crosses legs*

Totally, I feel so ignored... I can't remember the last time I had a good fight.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 05, 2010, 12:01:49 AM
And what if we dont want to fight?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 05, 2010, 12:04:32 AM
This is why I am not evil....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT3XVnKcl2Y
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 05, 2010, 12:05:20 AM
we are just a bunch of old tired men smoking and playing domino.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 05, 2010, 12:06:41 AM
No, I'm young and waiting...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 05, 2010, 12:14:11 AM
It's the pillowfight I come here to fight, you guys just have Tea parties (Literally ;D).

*Gets ups*

It's all fun but, I miss how the chaos used to be.

*Stares up at the Moon with a touch of Melancholy and thinks*

So this is how is... Huh Puks...

*Suddenly everyones teleported to a chinese place*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmunfitnessblog.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F05%2Fyummy-chinese-restaurant-food.jpg&hash=4fbc78340ab3958bedefda8129f80b19d2083177)

This ones on me.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 05, 2010, 12:15:05 AM
We can always dine and dash!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 05, 2010, 12:15:54 AM
Do they have onion rings like Canaan's?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 05, 2010, 12:17:36 AM
GODDAMNIT I HATE CHINESE FOOD!

*kicks the table away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 05, 2010, 12:18:40 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dublin.ie%2Fwebsites%2FThatchgolfsociety%2Fangry_face.jpg&hash=1ca7c7c99cf568af7f8ca0ee94b7dd6468e0e350)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 05, 2010, 12:19:53 AM
*Looks at all the food on the floor*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NMGsRmZTFQ
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 05, 2010, 12:20:58 AM
*starts to trash the place*

I WANT MY CHEESEBURGER NOW!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmxlNPqxD18
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 05, 2010, 12:21:15 AM
DO THEY HAVE ONION RINGS?!?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 05, 2010, 12:21:35 AM
*Catches orange chicken, barbecue pork, chow-mane, and rice*
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
*Begins to eat food and run from Chupa*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 05, 2010, 12:26:01 AM
Oh what the hell.  ;)

Starts to tear the place apart. Then stops.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_SvsaNpaytxU%2FTIbsIrloKjI%2FAAAAAAAAJOU%2FMMO7gS12JWY%2Fs1600%2FCookie_Monster.jpg&hash=254d6d36c1e3e5f6c08d9d1482b999284056d60e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 05, 2010, 12:26:27 AM
screw it. I'll be playing LOMAC in my room.

*leaves in a very anticlimactic way*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 05, 2010, 12:29:19 AM
*Finishes food*
Ok ok....
I haz to do homeworks
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 05, 2010, 12:30:12 AM
Yeah... I gotta...

runs.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 05, 2010, 12:33:25 AM
*Places a hand Gero on the shoulder*

There there here you go;

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm2.static.flickr.com%2F1186%2F918583006_4c2d472cda.jpg&hash=9fbe9c2461fd228a1c08e4390f11a2c442121064)

*Looks around to so if PBA is about*

All clear!

*Breaks the 4th wall and hands the cookie monster a cookie*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wired.com%2Fimages_blogs%2Fphotos%2Funcategorized%2F2007%2F10%2F30%2Fcookie_monster.jpg&hash=c514de1c61b0c16c804af593c92b26dd9277de5e)

Shhh, Don't tell PBA I can also break the 4th wall. Gotta Run.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 05, 2010, 12:39:59 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fb%2Fb7%2FBig_smile.png&hash=1a86823f68660bf07e59433b09b620f753fab702)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 05, 2010, 01:36:58 AM
{Takes a large plate of beef and sets it aside, she grabs both Geronimo and Chupa bangs there heads together and drops them outside the restaurant} I love Chinese food...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 05, 2010, 01:48:28 AM
Too late...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkingdomofstyle.typepad.co.uk%2F.a%2F6a00d8341c2f0953ef010535f1327c970b-500wi&hash=848817ee8e68dbfad3bdfca7864b46f29da14b22)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 05, 2010, 04:41:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fpl1xlQVkk
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 05, 2010, 02:21:35 PM
...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 05, 2010, 02:33:38 PM
o hai
*Throws random daggers*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 05, 2010, 02:38:04 PM
*Dagger hits arm and melt.* Nice to see you too.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 05, 2010, 07:45:45 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 05, 2010, 04:41:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fpl1xlQVkk

Do it! Do it naow!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 06, 2010, 01:14:02 AM
WHAT THE- KIBA GOT BANNED?!?!?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 06, 2010, 01:17:46 AM
Oh God!!! :o I'm gonna be next! You'll never take me alive!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wired.com%2Fnews%2Fimages%2Ffull%2Fjump_out01_f.jpg&hash=6b458dce8a801b07c62d74e204263297eaf1d66d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 06, 2010, 01:28:37 AM
i shudder everytime that happens. i've been close to getting banned so many times its not funny anymore.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 06, 2010, 01:38:59 AM
Wait, what the fu*k, why did he get banned?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 06, 2010, 02:06:00 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 06, 2010, 01:17:46 AM
Oh God!!! :o I'm gonna be next! You'll never take me alive!

http://www.wired.com/news/images/full/jump_out01_f.jpg
{Catchs you} what the hell are you doing?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 06, 2010, 02:22:52 AM
Everyones getting banned left right and center!

*Hugs PQ*

If I get banned... Make a funeral friend tag in my name...  :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 06, 2010, 02:28:08 AM
You wont get banned I wont allow it...
I think we should stand up against the mods its time for a revolution!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa364%2FNarakusGirl%2F2331.jpg&hash=c30abf314ca8ffcb4b1fb712831e488852f7d7dc)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 06, 2010, 02:28:18 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 06, 2010, 02:22:52 AM
If I get banned... Make a funeral friend tag in my name...  :'(
It'll be The Boondocks themed..  :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 06, 2010, 02:30:32 AM
mine will be just a lonely grave on a hil. raining. and a stereo playing "Highway to hell".
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 06, 2010, 02:38:14 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 06, 2010, 02:28:08 AM
You wont get banned I wont allow it...
I think we should stand up against the mods its time for a revolution!
http://s15.photobucket.com/albums/a364/NarakusGirl/2331.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F060508_vforvendetta.jpg&hash=c096a0592f5dd1684e1d992f61a8b3cb4b0c51ad)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh2Nu2aTPP0

Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 06, 2010, 02:28:18 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 06, 2010, 02:22:52 AM
If I get banned... Make a funeral friend tag in my name...  :'(
It'll be The Boondocks themed..  :'(

Thank you man

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm1.static.flickr.com%2F85%2F219054105_98a93ab70b.jpg&hash=d3f048f7eea4b24aeb839ff7067086e8fa7e59b4)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 06, 2010, 07:21:38 AM
I know why he was banned.
Very simple reason.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 06, 2010, 07:25:05 AM
Yeah, we all know; it's just a matter of whether that was more warning worthy or not.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 06, 2010, 08:52:01 AM
Kiba? I say that rejoining is good enough of a reason to get banned.
*Shrugs*
Didnt care for him much anyways.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 06, 2010, 08:59:27 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi970.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fae185%2FCaihn%2FGifs%2Fshoot_miri.gif&hash=59af899ea569ca7aecdf36115e069b093855d1c7)

YOU POSTIN' LATE, SON.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 06, 2010, 01:41:16 PM
The f**k is everyone getting banned for?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 06, 2010, 01:48:06 PM
its a mystery.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 06, 2010, 01:50:04 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 06, 2010, 01:48:06 PM
its a mystery.
F**k.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 06, 2010, 05:20:06 PM
*Wanders into thread*

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 06, 2010, 07:21:38 AM
I know why he was banned.
Very simple reason.

He broke the rules. Twice.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 06, 2010, 05:29:21 PM
*Looks at PBA*

Site Staff!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wired.com%2Fnews%2Fimages%2Ffull%2Fjump_out01_f.jpg&hash=6b458dce8a801b07c62d74e204263297eaf1d66d)

*Stops in midair*

May I ask what rules he broke?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 06, 2010, 05:31:36 PM
Spoiler
Don't worry guys, I got this, just stay frosty.
[close]
*looks at PBA*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtUk3hvWYzo
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 06, 2010, 05:33:09 PM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 06, 2010, 05:29:21 PM
*Looks at PBA*

Site Staff!

http://www.wired.com/news/images/full/jump_out01_f.jpg

*Stops in midair*

May I ask what rules he broke?

He was banned previously and came back under another username.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 06, 2010, 05:37:12 PM
I don't even know or remember who Kiba is...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fannecolvin.com%2Fwell%2Fwell.jpg&hash=859045bd1f55b28e5b8369fa24bc5a4308beae23)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 06, 2010, 05:38:28 PM
Back to the land of mystical battles and off topic glory!

*Attacks Geronimo for no reason*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 06, 2010, 05:44:46 PM
*Watching PBA turn Gero into a pool of blood*

Looking forward to the new Misfits?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 06, 2010, 05:47:20 PM
Oh, I'm not fighting others, I'm just saying stuff from the side lines. I don't want to poke eyes out again.

Sooo... whats up?

Spoiler
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Bying time for Lie.
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 06, 2010, 06:21:48 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fman_under_desk.jpg&hash=1068f5e0ecc8f357e6e2a42efb377fe6fe326689)

Huh?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 06, 2010, 06:29:55 PM
That was your cue to run to safety.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.superhonda.com%2Fphotopost%2Fdata%2F519%2Fimplied-facepalm.jpg&hash=7d9888a2f2109b85fa50cd5d3577b9b5628d2978)

Here... in this... thread... you cannot trust anyone... even me.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft0.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AxewQM8VOaA55nM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fimagecache01a.allposters.com%2Fimages%2Fpic%2FLIFPOD%2F507464%7EView-of-a-Soldier-Holding-a-US-Army-Colt-Automatic-45-Caliber-Pistol-Posters.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=80b49f803bb67b1ea64c2819935b9b54df126aa7)

Spoiler
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:D *puts away gun*. I had you going for a moment there didn't I?  :D
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 06, 2010, 10:48:10 PM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 06, 2010, 06:21:48 PM
http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac206/Lie1295/man_under_desk.jpg

Huh?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi46.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ff122%2Fblaxican_templar%2FOVER9000.png&hash=9552c3a633c5adda59f6b3bbfa18c32eec5a40e6)
Spoiler
;)
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 06, 2010, 11:54:27 PM
goddamn i leave this thread, MY THREAD for a day...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 02:08:01 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyvKW3vrrnA

Lets dance!  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 08:02:43 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 02:08:01 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyvKW3vrrnA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyvKW3vrrnA)

Lets dance!  ;D

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fchzgifs.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F11%2Fcdbd5e2e-795d-4707-a938-6dd611e32605.gif&hash=c217db47e8c11592a26f0ffc6320d10f20ad333c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 08:31:19 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi25.tinypic.com%2F166bq6q.jpg&hash=2b9770dab384b6b3c3f21d3cb9c71e7d8476c175)

The Predator boogy!  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 08:33:46 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 08:31:19 PM
http://oi25.tinypic.com/166bq6q.jpg

The Predator boogy!  ;D

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.cheezburger.com%2Fcompletestore%2F2010%2F4%2F14%2F129157560796314951.gif&hash=9550770a5bf70cde76462133a5fb95e0d790d26f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 08:35:11 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi25.tinypic.com%2F166bq6q.jpg&hash=2b9770dab384b6b3c3f21d3cb9c71e7d8476c175)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi25.tinypic.com%2F166bq6q.jpg&hash=2b9770dab384b6b3c3f21d3cb9c71e7d8476c175)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi25.tinypic.com%2F166bq6q.jpg&hash=2b9770dab384b6b3c3f21d3cb9c71e7d8476c175)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi25.tinypic.com%2F166bq6q.jpg&hash=2b9770dab384b6b3c3f21d3cb9c71e7d8476c175)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 08:35:51 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 08:35:11 PM
http://oi25.tinypic.com/166bq6q.jpghttp://oi25.tinypic.com/166bq6q.jpghttp://oi25.tinypic.com/166bq6q.jpghttp://oi25.tinypic.com/166bq6q.jpg
What the F**k?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 08:38:14 PM
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Ssh.. don't show PQ...  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 08:39:06 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 08:38:14 PM
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Ssh.. don't show PQ...  ;D

She'll see soon enough.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 08:41:49 PM
Very well.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Deathbearer on Nov 07, 2010, 08:44:00 PM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 08:45:29 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 08:41:49 PM
Very well.

Spoiler
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 08:45:34 PM

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 08:46:40 PM
Quote from: Deathbearer on Nov 07, 2010, 08:44:00 PM
You're no match for Super-Mecha-Death-Christ-2000-BC-Beta Version, BITCH!!!

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 08:46:41 PM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 08:47:11 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 08:46:41 PM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 08:47:37 PM
That was directed at SpacePredator.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 08:48:12 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 08:47:37 PM
That was directed at SpacePredator.

I take it back then.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 08:49:29 PM
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VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT THE PREDATOR COUNT?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 08:50:07 PM
It's past NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! Get to bed!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 07, 2010, 08:50:41 PM
SpacePred, just f**king cut it out. My computer may be new and super fast but I am pretty sure this will f**k up other people.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 08:51:13 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 08:50:07 PM
It's past NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! Get to bed!

IT MORNING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 08:52:22 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 08:49:29 PM
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VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT THE PREDATOR COUNT?!


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ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 08:53:22 PM
THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR!!! HURRAH!!! YAY! HURRAH!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 08:53:31 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 08:51:13 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 08:50:07 PM
It's past NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! Get to bed!

IT MORNING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
See, that's funny because your local time says 8:54 PM.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 08:54:42 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 08:53:22 PM
THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR!!! HURRAH!!! YAY! HURRAH!!!
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 08:55:13 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 08:53:31 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 08:51:13 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 08:50:07 PM
It's past NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! Get to bed!

IT MORNING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
See, that's funny because your local time says 8:54 PM.

That thingamajig confuses me on every site.

....

Cell is better.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 08:57:27 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 08:55:13 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 08:53:31 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 08:51:13 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 08:50:07 PM
It's past NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! Get to bed!

IT MORNING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
See, that's funny because your local time says 8:54 PM.

That thingamajig confuses me on every site.

....

Cell is better.
Auto detect functions the same as a cell phone.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 08:58:33 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 08:55:13 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 08:53:31 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 08:51:13 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 08:50:07 PM
It's past NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! Get to bed!

IT MORNING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
See, that's funny because your local time says 8:54 PM.

That thingamajig confuses me on every site.

....

Cell is better.

You dare?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pollsb.com%2Fphotos%2Fo%2F84524-majin_vegeta.jpg&hash=e885e5694f70f5e66a76784e4836509f25f4cb7b)
(to everyone who is wondering. I'm going to RP as Vegeta instead of Ghost Rider.)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 09:00:06 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 08:57:27 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 08:55:13 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 08:53:31 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 08:51:13 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 08:50:07 PM
It's past NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! Get to bed!

IT MORNING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
See, that's funny because your local time says 8:54 PM.

That thingamajig confuses me on every site.

....

Cell is better.
Auto detect functions the same as a cell phone.

.....

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_Gpdj3N-gj-8%2FSs86ZgTR2KI%2FAAAAAAAAAG8%2FF_wY1Nq_t-8%2Fs320%2Fdragon_ball_cell.jpg&hash=b3935379c158bbd2681bed9175802f90bf1dfd95)

Sayonara.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 09:01:55 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft1.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3ARWrxE2nwMNXsXM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fclustere.sevenload.net%2FdataB004%2Fdata23%2Fslcom%2Fdd%2Feb%2Flqmmtk%2Fxxojonijqqi.jpg%7E%2FVegeta-5.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=db383866ea2ad3c8025fdf81bb01b78f4a024c6e)

Think you can fight me now?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 09:02:40 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 09:00:06 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 08:57:27 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 08:55:13 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 08:53:31 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 08:51:13 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 08:50:07 PM
It's past NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! Get to bed!

IT MORNING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
See, that's funny because your local time says 8:54 PM.

That thingamajig confuses me on every site.

....

Cell is better.
Auto detect functions the same as a cell phone.

.....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Gpdj3N-gj-8/Ss86ZgTR2KI/AAAAAAAAAG8/F_wY1Nq_t-8/s320/dragon_ball_cell.jpg

Sayonara.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi25.tinypic.com%2Fzk6d07.jpg&hash=0f79f4f60b79eadbcc811146991fe220453200e6)

Ahahahaaha! That's so funny!


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi31.tinypic.com%2F2646ip2.gif&hash=267a3ce980d06a5b9d00e8169ac2479404401477)

Get to bed.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 09:03:33 PM
GT sucks, it has no canonicty.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flounge.moviecodec.com%2Fimages%2Fattachment%2Fsuper-perfect-cell-vsthanos-no-ig-or-hotu-5107.png&hash=fa9461a89c95ff1b4c04c4bc04b3521d98a29726)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 09:04:25 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 09:03:33 PM
GT sucks, it has no canonicty.
http://lounge.moviecodec.com/images/attachment/super-perfect-cell-vsthanos-no-ig-or-hotu-5107.png

It is canon.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft1.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3ARWrxE2nwMNXsXM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fclustere.sevenload.net%2FdataB004%2Fdata23%2Fslcom%2Fdd%2Feb%2Flqmmtk%2Fxxojonijqqi.jpg%7E%2FVegeta-5.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=db383866ea2ad3c8025fdf81bb01b78f4a024c6e)
Deal with it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 09:06:08 PM
No, it is not.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc06.deviantart.com%2Ffs36%2Ff%2F2008%2F256%2F7%2F8%2FPerfect_Cell_by_MKStay.png&hash=267f06c69ceeff2f1b172321f2f4d17b39c87b4b)

Die.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 09:08:23 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 09:06:08 PM
No, it is not.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc06.deviantart.com%2Ffs36%2Ff%2F2008%2F256%2F7%2F8%2FPerfect_Cell_by_MKStay.png&hash=267f06c69ceeff2f1b172321f2f4d17b39c87b4b)

Die.

You first.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.gawker.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2Fkotaku%2F2009%2F10%2Fvegeta.jpg&hash=d899e8aab08daf28d5505217ba0ee02f5359cd4c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 09:09:32 PM
*Battle of the DBZ geeks... COMMENCE!!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 09:10:21 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AoxpT3q8aBlpYhM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fimg18.imageshack.us%2Fimg18%2F3442%2Fsuperperfectcellsolarka.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=b04d2d96b5eb43455f1814af81991e3513b94a01)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 09:11:55 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 09:10:21 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:oxpT3q8aBlpYhM:http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/3442/superperfectcellsolarka.jpg&t=1
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.ning.com%2Ffiles%2Fwqbv5AjFkJ7yUUMlhNB-GvMOm3vKcrmRAub%2AzFbDKVK9Dnq6prbz77W5gBsA29PFBB8BJIsIWyhCIQAUmdksj8B7471YVEWy%2Fvegeta05.jpg&hash=bddf2f4ec69bd063d6267cc396a08e8b5ff3d07e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 09:14:22 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi438.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq101%2FMizuNoAle%2FPerfect%2520Cell%2FPerfectCell16.jpg&hash=e4155c7e7aaeaddae6fc627f529c4fd9095ff24b)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs.mcstatic.com%2Fthumb%2F2695688%2F10274589%2F4%2Fcatalog_item5%2F0%2F1%2Fdbz_super_vegeta_attacks_super_perfect_cell_hd.jpg&hash=0f663b4a50868d6bf2779899b8225451489d7c00)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 09:15:06 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 09:14:22 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi438.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq101%2FMizuNoAle%2FPerfect%2520Cell%2FPerfectCell16.jpg&hash=e4155c7e7aaeaddae6fc627f529c4fd9095ff24b)

http://s.mcstatic.com/thumb/2695688/10274589/4/catalog_item5/0/1/dbz_super_vegeta_attacks_super_perfect_cell_hd.jpg
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F2%2F20634%2F380781-167959-vegeta_super.jpg&hash=d56da2ce3103dc500ef93c973131c7b584abe309)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 09:16:41 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.blogstorage.hi-pi.com%2Fphotos%2Fhichempower2232.blog.jeuxvideo.com%2Fimages%2Fgd%2F1174920466%2FPerfect-Cell.jpg&hash=708c0555f476443c750a74d1c532330072b3b1a7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 09:17:54 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 09:16:41 PM
http://static.blogstorage.hi-pi.com/photos/hichempower2232.blog.jeuxvideo.com/images/gd/1174920466/Perfect-Cell.jpg
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.animevice.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F576%2F134721-oozaru_vegeta12212_super.jpg&hash=7fbe85438155daef047fba992e4e6cbd763aac23)
TAKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 09:20:01 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft1.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AtiZxDA9tx1kOHM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fi187.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx269%2Fswensation55%2FKamehameha.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=328d36a022b9114a5732b4da3de135fbcfc214d0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 09:20:20 PM
Hahahaha! This is the WORST battle this thread has ever had!  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Nov 07, 2010, 09:20:56 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 09:20:20 PM
Hahahaha! This is the WORST battle this thread has ever had!  :D

+1  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 09:21:27 PM
*Blasts a hole through Vegeta*

I'm sorry?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 09:22:33 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 09:20:01 PM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:tiZxDA9tx1kOHM:http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x269/swensation55/Kamehameha.jpg&t=1
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffsb.zedge.net%2Fcontent%2F3%2F2%2F4%2F1%2F1-3562791-3241-t.jpg&hash=64d581e26d92b0152802eab4b7aec71c53dd813e)

Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 09:20:20 PM
Hahahaha! This is the WORST battle this thread has ever had!  :D

At least something is going on here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 09:23:34 PM
Why are you hitting my past counterpart? I'm over here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 09:24:02 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 09:22:33 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 09:20:20 PM
Hahahaha! This is the WORST battle this thread has ever had!  :D

At least something is going on here.
Like.. always?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 09:24:49 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 09:23:34 PM
Why are you hitting my past counterpart? I'm over here.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_BbdyvKRyNok%2FSAqYSSAGkwI%2FAAAAAAAAARg%2Fskc92kJvtnY%2Fs320%2Fvegeta-vs-cell.gif&hash=977ac5cc7ecd231ddfc14a4e31bcc62923edc144)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 09:25:49 PM
Again, you're missing me.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft1.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AWeEt9E-6wNj6dM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fs.bebo.com%2Fapp-image%2F7926164263%2F5411656627%2FPROFILE%2Fi.quizzaz.com%2Fimg%2Fq%2Fu%2F08%2F04%2F13%2F4962063-CellCrossingArms.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=bf3e366fadceb4e76207fbe5f7eeb9f89edc27fc)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 09:30:07 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 09:25:49 PM
Again, you're missing me.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:WeEt9E-6wNj6dM:http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7926164263/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/13/4962063-CellCrossingArms.jpg&t=1
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnostradidifan.free.fr%2FImage%2520DBZ%2FSuper%2520vegeta.gif&hash=fa08ec507f1a048cf987219234d27a8dafcddabe)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 09:32:01 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20100906111710%2Fdragonball%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2Ff%2Ff5%2F162_13.jpg%2F174px-162_13.jpg&hash=2c2affdc2f8dd69fd658bb67faa9d730772b83db)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 09:35:07 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gr8dbznet.com%2FImages%2Fssj3vegetaAF.GIF&hash=ab3a103a1b05875fe98ca56d2ca82a32c191b063)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 09:36:13 PM
STOP WITH THE NON-CANONOCITY!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 09:38:10 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 09:36:13 PM
STOP WITH THE NON-CANONOCITY!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdragonballarena.gamesurf.it%2Fimmagini%2Fdbztv%2Fvegeta%2Fvegeta10.jpg&hash=9087efe641e193a946f4975d060709f8405c30af)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 09:39:36 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft2.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AQwYiO7FPp-F2kM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fimg19.imageshack.us%2Fimg19%2F8441%2Fvegitatwitch.gif%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=0b4ba3c29e0e9b58e4ce4f75afe85edfe0c1c1ad)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 09:41:21 PM
Vegeta does not approve.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.myfavoritegames.com%2Fgallery-db-z-gt-x%2FPanoramic_Gallery%2FVegeta-02.jpg&hash=16424b9c7ae373108f05c6581fce49fd70450808)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 09:44:49 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftu.tv%2Fimagenes%2Fvideos%2Fd%2Fb%2Fdbz-exosanime-trailer-cell-04_imagenGrande.jpg&hash=1a46de9ce30dd75eabe2c557c189bd1f26b911e3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 09:46:10 PM
STANDOFF!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F%5Burl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2F27.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_kxf09ciJ2d1qa1xnko1_500.gif%255Dhttp%3A%2F%2F27.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_kxf09ciJ2d1qa1xnko1_500.gif%255B%2Furl%255D&hash=a2dd8784f666c6a81bfecf56170ca216094fbc43)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 09:47:05 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 09:46:10 PM
STANDOFF!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F%5Burl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2F27.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_kxf09ciJ2d1qa1xnko1_500.gif%255Dhttp%3A%2F%2F27.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_kxf09ciJ2d1qa1xnko1_500.gif%255B%2Furl%255D&hash=a2dd8784f666c6a81bfecf56170ca216094fbc43)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftu.tv%2Fimagenes%2Fvideos%2Fd%2Fb%2Fdbz-exosanime-trailer-cell-04_imagenGrande.jpg&hash=1a46de9ce30dd75eabe2c557c189bd1f26b911e3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 07, 2010, 09:47:19 PM
A loud noise explodes into the arena- like a nuclear explosion, or a bunch of idiotic fans at the latest Twilight movie.
A small, masked- yet handsome -figure leaps into the arena, shooting a seemingly unlimited amount of bullets into the Manga-Dudes' kneecaps.


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool-cover-1.jpg&hash=7ab2b72a648d8f925fe149d9005417372d083117)

Hey! No God-Modding!

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 09:48:37 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 07, 2010, 09:47:19 PM
A loud noise explodes into the arena- like a nuclear explosion, or a bunch of idiotic fans at the latest Twilight movie.
A small, masked- yet handsome -figure leaps into the arena, shooting a seemingly unlimited amount of bullets into the Manga-Dudes' kneecaps.


http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpool-cover-1.jpg

Hey! No God-Modding!


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.myfavoritegames.com%2Fgallery-db-z-gt-x%2FPanoramic_Gallery%2FVegeta-02.jpg&hash=16424b9c7ae373108f05c6581fce49fd70450808)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 09:49:14 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 07, 2010, 09:47:19 PM
A loud noise explodes into the arena- like a nuclear explosion, or a bunch of idiotic fans at the latest Twilight movie.
A small, masked- yet handsome -figure leaps into the arena, shooting a seemingly unlimited amount of bullets into the Manga-Dudes' kneecaps.


http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpool-cover-1.jpg

Hey! No God-Modding!

Have you seen DBZ?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.blogstorage.hi-pi.com%2Fphotos%2Fhichempower2232.blog.jeuxvideo.com%2Fimages%2Fgd%2F1174920466%2FPerfect-Cell.jpg&hash=708c0555f476443c750a74d1c532330072b3b1a7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 07, 2010, 09:50:38 PM
yeah , DBZ is God-mode: the anime.

but this isn't DBZ. this is the pillowfight, and i recommend you to cut that shit for your own good.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 09:50:55 PM
Stalemate!

(Dexter Season 2 spoilers)
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kaitaia.com%2Ffunny%2Fg2%2Fd%2F17554-1%2FI%2Bown%2Byou%2B-%2BDexter.gif&hash=dfaba5abb23049e011f9db352da4d251708d93d0)
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 09:51:43 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 07, 2010, 09:50:38 PM
yeah , DBZ is God-mode: the anime.

but this isn't DBZ. this is the pillowfight, and i recommend you to cut that shit for your own good.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.myfavoritegames.com%2Fgallery-db-z-gt-x%2FPanoramic_Gallery%2FVegeta-02.jpg&hash=16424b9c7ae373108f05c6581fce49fd70450808)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 09:52:18 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 07, 2010, 09:50:38 PM
yeah , DBZ is God-mode: the anime.

but this isn't DBZ. this is the pillowfight, and i recommend you to cut that shit for your own good.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fdragonball%2Fimages%2F0%2F00%2FCell_Kamehameha.jpg&hash=8b8c0f6941006d6c0426dd6b24d2049533d5405d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 07, 2010, 09:53:35 PM
*Tackles ghost rider and tazes him, and as he twitches on the ground, begins to pull down his pants*

THE ONLY WEAPON THEY FEAR IS RAPE!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 09:54:29 PM
*Blasts Chupa into space*

Ignore my Kamehameha eh?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 09:54:30 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 07, 2010, 09:50:38 PM
yeah , DBZ is God-mode: the anime.

but this isn't DBZ. this is the pillowfight, and i recommend you to cut that shit for your own good.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi42.tinypic.com%2F2lnbgcn.jpg&hash=0f6a17111da80124df7348de01762015f79ab73e)

And it won't end until their parents/gaurdians tell them to GTFOff the computer!  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 07, 2010, 09:55:43 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 09:49:14 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 07, 2010, 09:47:19 PM
A loud noise explodes into the arena- like a nuclear explosion, or a bunch of idiotic fans at the latest Twilight movie.
A small, masked- yet handsome -figure leaps into the arena, shooting a seemingly unlimited amount of bullets into the Manga-Dudes' kneecaps.


http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpool-cover-1.jpg

Hey! No God-Modding!

Have you seen DBZ?

http://static.blogstorage.hi-pi.com/photos/hichempower2232.blog.jeuxvideo.com/images/gd/1174920466/Perfect-Cell.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool__Oh_by_Ricard08-1.jpg&hash=cda18ad569483fd832838c3d66dca79fb19cb878)

Possibly not.

Oh!

I saw it when I was young enough to soil myself. Whenever you guys scream and glow I feel you are struggling to poop.

Carry on.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Nov 07, 2010, 09:55:51 PM
Landa!  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 07, 2010, 09:56:30 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 09:54:30 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 07, 2010, 09:50:38 PM
yeah , DBZ is God-mode: the anime.

but this isn't DBZ. this is the pillowfight, and i recommend you to cut that shit for your own good.
http://oi42.tinypic.com/2lnbgcn.jpg

And it won't end until their parents/gaurdians tell them to GTFOff the computer!  :D
You win.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 09:57:10 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 07, 2010, 09:53:35 PM
*Tackles ghost rider and tazes him, and as he twitches on the ground, begins to pull down his pants*

THE ONLY WEAPON THEY FEAR IS RAPE!!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.neoseeker.com%2Fp%2FMovies%2FAnime%2Fdragon_ball_z_season_1_vegeta_saga_boxset_profilelarge.jpg&hash=213db5c00190e096b8cc0be234e400b09e28c0b3)

I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 09:54:30 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 07, 2010, 09:50:38 PM
yeah , DBZ is God-mode: the anime.

but this isn't DBZ. this is the pillowfight, and i recommend you to cut that shit for your own good.
http://oi42.tinypic.com/2lnbgcn.jpg

And it won't end until their parents/gaurdians tell them to GTFOff the computer!  :D

Unlucky for you then. I don't live with my parents.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 09:57:38 PM
You make me smile.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.animevice.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F69%2F11192-1__8__super.png&hash=8c5dd67527cf6724add32fb9b8c82636e0f310dc)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 09:59:58 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 09:57:38 PM
You make me smile.

http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/69/11192-1__8__super.png

I'm leaving.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmembres.lycos.fr%2Fsupersayanjin2gohan%2Fimagesvegeta%2Fvegeta-4.jpg&hash=2c88d179d48a8c40903e2b41dd659b3d98978b08)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 10:00:35 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Nov 07, 2010, 09:55:51 PM
Landa!  :D
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 07, 2010, 09:56:30 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 09:54:30 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 07, 2010, 09:50:38 PM
yeah , DBZ is God-mode: the anime.

but this isn't DBZ. this is the pillowfight, and i recommend you to cut that shit for your own good.
http://oi42.tinypic.com/2lnbgcn.jpg

And it won't end until their parents/gaurdians tell them to GTFOff the computer!  :D
You win.  ;D

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi970.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fae185%2FCaihn%2FGifs%2Fyvonne_001-1.gif&hash=664fbc203a6633f02fbfeaf20fdb39738f5697ca)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 07, 2010, 10:01:05 PM
Gooday sirs.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 07, 2010, 10:01:30 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 07, 2010, 09:55:43 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 09:49:14 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 07, 2010, 09:47:19 PM
A loud noise explodes into the arena- like a nuclear explosion, or a bunch of idiotic fans at the latest Twilight movie.
A small, masked- yet handsome -figure leaps into the arena, shooting a seemingly unlimited amount of bullets into the Manga-Dudes' kneecaps.


http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpool-cover-1.jpg

Hey! No God-Modding!

Have you seen DBZ?

http://static.blogstorage.hi-pi.com/photos/hichempower2232.blog.jeuxvideo.com/images/gd/1174920466/Perfect-Cell.jpg

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/Deadpool__Oh_by_Ricard08-1.jpg

Possibly not.

Oh!

I saw it when I was young enough to soil myself. Whenever you guys scream and glow I feel you are struggling to poop.

Carry on.

I feel I deserve recognition. :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 10:02:08 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 07, 2010, 10:01:30 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 07, 2010, 09:55:43 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 09:49:14 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 07, 2010, 09:47:19 PM
A loud noise explodes into the arena- like a nuclear explosion, or a bunch of idiotic fans at the latest Twilight movie.
A small, masked- yet handsome -figure leaps into the arena, shooting a seemingly unlimited amount of bullets into the Manga-Dudes' kneecaps.


http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpool-cover-1.jpg

Hey! No God-Modding!

Have you seen DBZ?

http://static.blogstorage.hi-pi.com/photos/hichempower2232.blog.jeuxvideo.com/images/gd/1174920466/Perfect-Cell.jpg

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/Deadpool__Oh_by_Ricard08-1.jpg

Possibly not.

Oh!

I saw it when I was young enough to soil myself. Whenever you guys scream and glow I feel you are struggling to poop.

Carry on.

I feel I deserve recognition. :P
:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 07, 2010, 10:02:42 PM
i wonder what the f**k did you hit me with because i cant feel a thing.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 10:03:46 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 07, 2010, 10:01:05 PM
Gooday sirs.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi935.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fad195%2Fgraphicmix%2FAnimations%2FDexter%2520S01E01%2520Animated%2520GIFs%2FPost%25203%2520of%25204%2FNod.gif&hash=1b5f88afb62fab118cb53674f7325c10a016a543)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 07, 2010, 10:05:29 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 10:00:35 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Nov 07, 2010, 09:55:51 PM
Landa!  :D
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 07, 2010, 09:56:30 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 09:54:30 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 07, 2010, 09:50:38 PM
yeah , DBZ is God-mode: the anime.

but this isn't DBZ. this is the pillowfight, and i recommend you to cut that shit for your own good.
http://oi42.tinypic.com/2lnbgcn.jpg

And it won't end until their parents/gaurdians tell them to GTFOff the computer!  :D
You win.  ;D

http://i970.photobucket.com/albums/ae185/Caihn/Gifs/yvonne_001-1.gif

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi218.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fcc125%2Fayla1209%2FAnimated%2520Gifs%2Fstormtrooper_dance.gif&hash=0d3e5c75e2ee804577a77842f005137e609fd4ab)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 07, 2010, 10:16:54 PM
Wade is disappointed by what this thread has become.

*Pulls out a grenade*

*Smiles*

*Pulls the pin*

*Recovers*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fshatner.jpg&hash=26e21ab2e3f459ebe95841cd251595026d310145)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 10:21:19 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 07, 2010, 10:16:54 PM
Wade is disappointed by what this thread has become.

*Pulls out a grenade*

*Smiles*

*Pulls the pin*

*Recovers*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fshatner.jpg&hash=26e21ab2e3f459ebe95841cd251595026d310145)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AbeZbCY4MpUMcoM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fi291.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll313%2FMeechito%2F190SuperSaiyanVegeta8.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=9b30407e6f099d5bc6d85f7c57ceae53ad5d268e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 10:28:08 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi53.tinypic.com%2F34j7jmq.jpg&hash=49e99a29f2a505c3c3c7ee0d6f8c1d9646139ff3)

/Mostbadasspostedyet
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 10:30:25 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 10:28:08 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi53.tinypic.com%2F34j7jmq.jpg&hash=49e99a29f2a505c3c3c7ee0d6f8c1d9646139ff3)

/Mostbadasspostedyet
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AbeZbCY4MpUMcoM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fi291.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll313%2FMeechito%2F190SuperSaiyanVegeta8.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=9b30407e6f099d5bc6d85f7c57ceae53ad5d268e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 07, 2010, 10:33:06 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpoolReaction.jpg&hash=c87fe0e187e9abfd6706758261fe7abc3e185a30)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 10:37:48 PM
Vageta, and Wade "Deadpool" Wilson are all intrigued by their fatalette/assassin/serial killer sister.  :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2010, 10:38:19 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 10:37:48 PM
Vageta, and Wade "Deadpool" Wilson are all intrigued by their fatalette/assassin/serial killer sister.  :)
Yep. I guess so.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 07, 2010, 10:57:20 PM
*Walks in*
Too much Anime
*Walks out and then walks in with a flamethrower*
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 11:12:20 PM
Not Fatale and Deadpool!

Okay, maybe a little in Fatale, but for the love of the Gods, don't hurt Deadpool!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 07, 2010, 11:19:47 PM
*Was aiming only at Ghost and Space Predator*
Huh?
BTW nice avy
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 07, 2010, 11:23:51 PM
I have no idea whats going on here but there are some awesome DBZ pics so I'll just go along with it.

*Looks over a Fitz*

Thanks man, your too kinda.  ;D

*Looks at av*

It is pretty nice.  :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 11:25:08 PM
It's Juliawesomeface.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 07, 2010, 11:27:52 PM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 07, 2010, 11:23:51 PM
I have no idea whats going on here but there are some awesome DBZ pics so I'll just go along with it.

*Looks over a Fitz*

Thanks man, your too kinda.  ;D

*Looks at av*

It is pretty nice.  :)
wasnt at you man
*fires Famas into air*
AWEOMESAUCE JULIANA FACE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 07, 2010, 11:31:17 PM
 :'(...  >:(

You've done it now!

*Kicks Fitz hits so hard that he starts to see the future of Halo*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgamesnet.vo.llnwd.net%2Fo1%2Fgamestar%2Fobjects%2F189257_main.jpg&hash=cb31cd80fee09c5ae35e0158169da6b1d5ebdb48)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 07, 2010, 11:33:29 PM
*Blood hits Juliana's PS3 lovin' face*

*Head falls by MY feet*

NOOOOOOO-

*Juliana keeps smiling*

-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 07, 2010, 11:34:27 PM
you know i began daydreaming and thought up a sequence of julie entering her aparment at 5AM in the darkness, stumbles to her bathroom and finally finds the switch. bleeding for her nose, with cuts and contusions everywhere, she begins cleaning herself up, putting band-aids and blue ice bags where needed. when she is finally done, she mumbles to herself "maybe i should sleep a little" but then she checks her schedual, the hour,  sighs, and starts putting make up.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 08, 2010, 01:48:11 AM
What have i done?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AbeZbCY4MpUMcoM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fi291.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll313%2FMeechito%2F190SuperSaiyanVegeta8.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=9b30407e6f099d5bc6d85f7c57ceae53ad5d268e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 05:23:54 AM
I AM BACK!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flounge.moviecodec.com%2Fimages%2Fattachment%2F6-paths-of-pain-vs-all-3-buus-from-dbz-5475.jpg&hash=ccdb7ee2ce04b6a08712daa79f61838ca99c925a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 08, 2010, 05:25:37 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 05:29:15 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.animevice.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F69%2F11192-1__8__super.png&hash=8c5dd67527cf6724add32fb9b8c82636e0f310dc)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 08, 2010, 05:36:17 AM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 08, 2010, 05:23:54 AM
I AM BACK!

http://lounge.moviecodec.com/images/attachment/6-paths-of-pain-vs-all-3-buus-from-dbz-5475.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpnD_KpIImQ#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpnD_KpIImQ#ws)

Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 08, 2010, 05:29:15 AM
http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/69/11192-1__8__super.png
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi29.tinypic.com%2Frurzfd.jpg&hash=09925aae216b68fe7b8fde47877dba575b028d89)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 05:41:02 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20091120174315%2Fdragonball%2Fimages%2F1%2F1b%2FFutureTrunksKilledbyCell.png&hash=3a407a864f8fc55f860ff7cb07fd0704044fa417)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 08, 2010, 05:45:20 AM
If you are implying that that is Sweeper then you must die.
DIE!
DIE!
DIE!
DIE!
DIE!
DIE!
DIE!
DIE!
DIE!
*With every DIE! Fitz stabs Space Pred*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 08, 2010, 05:46:08 AM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 08, 2010, 05:29:15 AM
http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/69/11192-1__8__super.png
{Drools a bit}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 08, 2010, 05:46:48 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 08, 2010, 05:46:08 AM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 08, 2010, 05:29:15 AM
http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/69/11192-1__8__super.png
{Drools a bit}
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi970.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fae185%2FCaihn%2FGifs%2F011.gif&hash=561e28250956ac0d162726d07cbef8463b09db3d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 08, 2010, 05:50:42 AM
F*ck you and that annoying female...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 05:51:47 AM
*Grabs Fitzys and Sweepers heads and bangs them together*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 08, 2010, 05:53:58 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 08, 2010, 05:50:42 AM
F*ck you and that annoying female...
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi25.tinypic.com%2Fzk6d07.jpg&hash=0f79f4f60b79eadbcc811146991fe220453200e6)

I laugh at your pathetic anger!!

Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 08, 2010, 05:51:47 AM
*Grabs Fitzys and Sweepers heads and bangs them together*
Dude, Fitz, did somebody just throw fu*king feathers at us? Like, I swear somebody just threw vaginas at our heads, because that was a pretty pussy-like impact.  :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 05:57:16 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 08, 2010, 05:53:58 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 08, 2010, 05:50:42 AM
F*ck you and that annoying female...
http://oi25.tinypic.com/zk6d07.jpg

I laugh at your pathetic anger!!

Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 08, 2010, 05:51:47 AM
*Grabs Fitzys and Sweepers heads and bangs them together*
Dude, Fitz, did somebody just throw fu*king feathers at us? Like, I swear somebody just threw vaginas at our heads, because that was a pretty pussy-like impact.  :-\

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20091120174315%2Fdragonball%2Fimages%2F1%2F1b%2FFutureTrunksKilledbyCell.png&hash=3a407a864f8fc55f860ff7cb07fd0704044fa417)

Take that, pussyface.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 08, 2010, 06:14:37 AM
is that the best you can come up with? Really?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 06:16:41 AM
I am CELL. Look me up, I have dozens of techniques. And a parting gift...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dragonballcels.com%2FIMAGES%2FVILLAINS%2Fcels0421.JPG&hash=5d0aa3e32aca1c700336acc57996e0e81d5938d7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 08, 2010, 06:18:53 AM
"One cannot hate what one does not know"
Ive watched DBZ and let me tell you.
THAT SHIT IS f**kING RETARDED!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 08, 2010, 06:20:37 AM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 08, 2010, 06:16:41 AM
I am CELL. Look me up, I have dozens of techniques. And a parting gift...
Look up the Kama-Sutra. It has hundreds of techniques and most certainly one hell of a parting gift.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 06:22:39 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.blogstorage.hi-pi.com%2Fphotos%2Fhichempower2232.blog.jeuxvideo.com%2Fimages%2Fgd%2F1174920466%2FPerfect-Cell.jpg&hash=708c0555f476443c750a74d1c532330072b3b1a7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 08, 2010, 06:24:22 AM
I liked that one, didn't you?  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 08, 2010, 06:28:33 AM
*Grabs Space Pred by the neck*
Ok now listen you little piece of bull crap.
You have five goddamned seconds to run before I shoot you with this gun I borrowed-
*Pulls out arc gun*
And blow you to hell!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 06:30:10 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alexsdbzrpg.com%2Fimages%2Fperfectcell.jpg&hash=017c80c25e32ed795da6e8c061f6dc411f5ffa37)

Who says we need to fight? We could be allies, Sweeper!

And Fitz?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc06.deviantart.com%2Ffs36%2Ff%2F2008%2F256%2F7%2F8%2FPerfect_Cell_by_MKStay.png&hash=267f06c69ceeff2f1b172321f2f4d17b39c87b4b)

Google me.

*Blows Fitz's head off*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 08, 2010, 06:32:06 AM
Its like imposible to kill Cell... which is epic.... {smiles}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 08, 2010, 06:32:28 AM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 08, 2010, 06:30:10 AM
http://www.alexsdbzrpg.com/images/perfectcell.jpg

Who says we need to fight? We could be allies, Sweeper!

And Fitz?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc06.deviantart.com%2Ffs36%2Ff%2F2008%2F256%2F7%2F8%2FPerfect_Cell_by_MKStay.png&hash=267f06c69ceeff2f1b172321f2f4d17b39c87b4b)

Google me.

*Blows Fitz's head off*
GOOGLE THE F**KING STAR CHILD BITCH!
*Blast of air that makes no sense does shit nothing and Fitz fires his arc gun blowing Space Pred to bits*
F**K!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 08, 2010, 06:33:55 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 08, 2010, 06:32:06 AM
Its like imposible to kill Cell... which is epic.... {smiles}
And you mademoiselle need to pay five dollars to the jar
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 06:34:06 AM
*Regenerates from cells making me even stronger*

You f**king fool!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUHnMcZJ_Nw#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUHnMcZJ_Nw#ws)

And I shot ENERGY, also called Ki.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 08, 2010, 06:35:08 AM
YOU c**t!
*Fires again*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 08, 2010, 06:37:10 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 08, 2010, 06:33:55 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 08, 2010, 06:32:06 AM
Its like imposible to kill Cell... which is epic.... {smiles}
And you mademoiselle need to pay five dollars to the jar
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi25.tinypic.com%2Fzk6d07.jpg&hash=0f79f4f60b79eadbcc811146991fe220453200e6)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 06:37:37 AM
*Regenerates again*

KAAAAAAMEEEEEHAAAAAMEEE....

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi187.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx269%2Fswensation55%2FKamehameha.jpg&hash=41ad04c84bd3d2004f123fbd99d1ceec12649fbc)

HAAAAAAAAAAA!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fshinchoujin.50webs.com%2Fmugen%2Fcell3.jpg&hash=eae7b3e461c82283d5e1bf740934bab11e90c7d1)

*Fitz is destroyed in the blast*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 08, 2010, 06:38:18 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 08, 2010, 06:32:28 AM
F**K!
Lawl, that'd be my line  :P

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi26.tinypic.com%2F21mhpa0.gif&hash=69ae5d9008f85507a15b28ca04ae91c225efb7eb)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 08, 2010, 06:40:05 AM
{Serves everyone tea}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 06:40:59 AM
Thank you, PQ. Very kind of you. *Sips tea*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 08, 2010, 06:43:08 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 08, 2010, 06:40:05 AM
{Serves everyone tea}
Thank you.  :)

So like, how's everybody doing today?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 06:45:19 AM
Very good. I gained children.  :)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft0.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3A9hukyIjO6SwyMM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fi279.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk122%2FAwesomon%2FDBZ%2FCellJr.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=cf1bfb8bda90065f074df5c2ae6b40af5a74c766)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 08, 2010, 06:47:31 AM
Unplanned as part of the Kama Sutra parting gift?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 06:48:40 AM
No. I got bored and splurted them out my tail. Another ability of mine.  :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 08, 2010, 06:49:18 AM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 08, 2010, 06:48:40 AM
No. I got bored and splurted them out my tail. Another ability of mine.  :)
That's one strange form of masturbation.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 06:50:59 AM
No... you really don't want to know what masturbation is like.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 08, 2010, 06:51:54 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi31.tinypic.com%2F2646ip2.gif&hash=267a3ce980d06a5b9d00e8169ac2479404401477)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDwPMJapM98#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDwPMJapM98#ws)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 06:55:29 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.myfavoritegames.com%2Fgallery-db-z-gt-x%2FScreenshots%2FDragonball_Z%2F09._Perfect_Cell_Saga%2F147._Trunks_Ascends%2F147-23.jpg&hash=89d40969e6e451ac47b945b21b10986c8f77235b)

People thought I'd never masturbate again... ha.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 08, 2010, 06:56:51 AM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 08, 2010, 06:55:29 AM
http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Screenshots/Dragonball_Z/09._Perfect_Cell_Saga/147._Trunks_Ascends/147-23.jpg

People thought I'd never masturbate again... ha.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkyle90.info%2Fimages%2F_anovis_bsg_junk%2Ffisk-6d.gif&hash=372a4983c273e21ea0f813e04c440bf9e10d39fd)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 08, 2010, 07:47:36 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpoolReaction.jpg&hash=c87fe0e187e9abfd6706758261fe7abc3e185a30)

This thread... what has it become...

Back to the good ol' solution of days gone by.

Wake me... when you need me.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpoolsuicide.jpg&hash=7b07d1ac1747488a807ed650fb4c4539e8335957)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 07:50:45 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.myfavoritegames.com%2Fgallery-db-z-gt-x%2FAndroids%2FCell%2FPerfect_Cell%2Fcell7.jpg&hash=ef1cbe9494340a3767afd99bee28011c94c04764)

Suicide. Not cool.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 08, 2010, 07:51:21 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc01.deviantart.net%2Ffs37%2Ff%2F2008%2F264%2Fe%2Fd%2FWake_me_if_you_need_me_by_IronShrineMaiden.jpg&hash=879cc3898c36c2b292e6e400e7d37645020600c0)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8eWxNXkEjo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8eWxNXkEjo#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 08:03:18 AM
You know what would be funny? Waking him up with a bang.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20100509181047%2Fdragonball%2Fimages%2F9%2F9b%2FCellPerfectKameNV.png&hash=cef3f555323839189a7811f36275d739cc068bf8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 08, 2010, 08:04:05 AM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 08, 2010, 08:03:18 AM
You know what would be funny? Waking him up with a bang.
You been watchin' too many snuff films.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 08, 2010, 08:04:46 AM
[Reminds SpacePredator that I have a healing factor and that I'll be up and running again later.]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 08:05:33 AM
Oh. Well.

*Still fires Kamehameha destroying the building*

Ya.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 08, 2010, 01:17:52 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fjtux.lamula.pe%2Ffiles%2F2009%2F12%2Fgran-torino-clint-eastwood.jpg&hash=305391683b2898c3c7143fc9347d6de2a7f02c38)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 08, 2010, 06:16:36 PM
What the frak man, this thread is weird now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 08, 2010, 07:33:20 PM
Weirder  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 08, 2010, 07:35:50 PM
When wasn't it?
It's just incredibly dumber now, you know, with lame DBZ spam and unmoving battles.
This thread can actually be fun when multiple people actually cooperate on some kind of "story" type goal. Like the ship-to-ship battle, or the island crash.  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 08:42:33 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi36.tinypic.com%2F6eq61x.jpg&hash=67d15f0379e272423468ef3476b0503ca73ede52)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 08, 2010, 08:45:54 PM
Dude, just stop. Seriously.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 08, 2010, 08:46:33 PM
Bbborrrriiinnnnnggggg.
Well
*Transforms somehow in Gohan and performs ULTIMATE ATTACK OF SOMETHING*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXWz1PkENXM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXWz1PkENXM#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 08:48:00 PM
*Dies and escapes hell*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi36.tinypic.com%2F6eq61x.jpg&hash=67d15f0379e272423468ef3476b0503ca73ede52)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 08, 2010, 08:49:52 PM
Dude, lame.
*Goes in hell, steals Death's scythe and challenges SP*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 08:51:20 PM
*Punches OZ causing him to drop the scythe, and extends tail, opens it, and absorbs him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 08, 2010, 08:53:37 PM
*Smiles from the inside*
Haha, now I can haz MadAssAlex inspiration.
*Breaks through SP's chest with fingers and tears an exit, spewing blood everywhere chestburster style*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 08:55:56 PM
GOD DAMNIT!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi11.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa191%2FLord_Freiza%2FVillians%2Fcell013.jpg&hash=1fdc9bb131ad9966a4027908ca38e8eb9c95a90b)

*Tears out OZ and regenerates*

You ARE a worthy adversary.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 08, 2010, 08:58:28 PM
Nobody gives a shit about the DBZ, okay? Ghost Rider stopped, why can't you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Deathbearer on Nov 08, 2010, 08:59:32 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi654.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fuu261%2FVileCanti%2FSMDC2K_by_surfeit.jpg&hash=d1dabea6764d81ee8092df5eb0c6477619858d47)

f**kERS!!!

MOTHERf**kEEERS!!

EVERYBODY DIIIEE!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 09:00:29 PM
Please.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages4.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20100509175704%2Fdragonball%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2F5%2F55%2FCellPerfectLosingNV.png%2F200px-CellPerfectLosingNV.png&hash=d3850ea69919fe15ccfbb1b4ce8cf956dcf75e92)

*Rasm into Cthulu, grabs him, and throws him into the sun*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 08, 2010, 09:01:27 PM
*Grabs sun and throws it to SP*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 09:01:51 PM
*Throws it back*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Deathbearer on Nov 08, 2010, 09:02:11 PM
{blows SP up so he'll stop with the DBZ shit}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 09:04:11 PM
*Regenerates*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.animevice.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F4946%2F262405-untitledkkhihyhyj_super.jpg&hash=7b7515e6cedffc838e1d4dd7976b1bec09d484dd)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 08, 2010, 09:06:02 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 08, 2010, 09:01:51 PM
*Throws it back*
*Throws it back again*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Deathbearer on Nov 08, 2010, 09:06:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIxmXaqPEcA#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIxmXaqPEcA#ws)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 09:06:51 PM
*Lets sun crash and boil earths water*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 08, 2010, 09:07:35 PM
LOL
Sun's bigger than Earth.
And well then. *Grabs some kind of unnatural chain and attaches it to the Sun*
*Rams it against SpacePredator*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 09:12:15 PM
*Uses instant transmission to escape*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 08, 2010, 09:15:36 PM
*Instant trasmits right behind SP, charges and both slam into Alpha Centauri at light speed*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 09:18:58 PM
I... cannot... DIE!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.amazon.com%2Fimages%2FP%2FB00008974F.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg&hash=446bc0601b78f9abffc0e045b35c44016d8fc14b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 08, 2010, 09:33:20 PM
*Continues driving SP into Alpha Centauri, to the very nucleus of the star*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 09:35:15 PM
*Starts pushing back until they're out of the star, then kamehamehas OZ into deep space*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.animevice.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F69%2F11192-1__8__super.png&hash=8c5dd67527cf6724add32fb9b8c82636e0f310dc)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 08, 2010, 09:39:41 PM
*Breaks through the poor Kamehameha spreading it everywhere, grabs SP and drives him to the center of Alpha Centauri yet again*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 09:42:38 PM
*Blasts out again*

If you excuse me, I have countless worlds to destroy.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fz.about.com%2Fd%2Fanime%2F1%2F0%2F4%2FC%2Fcell1.jpg&hash=ef497ca4180bfcfe0fc13c71231abe4052693cb3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 08, 2010, 09:46:18 PM
I have counted cells to destroy from you. *Bites SP in the neck and rips his head and spine out in the process*
*Extracts regenerating organ from the brain and squeezes it, spraying blood everywhere*
*Throws the bloody mess in the atmosphere of Mars and incinerates it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 09:47:43 PM
*Rouge cell regenerates*

Please, stop that.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AIlZPEzVneT8gHM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.daizex.com%2Fgeneral%2Ftidbits%2Fimages%2Fdbz3_characters%2Fdbz3_character_28.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=80b8554af8559f3ae5f4b49683d3651892c8cd87)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 08, 2010, 09:49:16 PM
I incinerated the damn organ.
*Scatters Sp's atoms everywhere with telekinesis*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 09:50:49 PM
Which organ are you referring to?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.animevice.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F12234%2F229596-cell_super.png&hash=c1343438a8ef864136552663a5d6ba8b91c8e001)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 08, 2010, 09:51:18 PM
>:(
*Deletes SP from existence*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 09:51:57 PM
Cybermen are weak. I'm still here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 08, 2010, 10:00:36 PM
I have a present for you SpacePredator. Just open the spoiler tag to open it.  :)

Spoiler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3KV4fLSNoU#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3KV4fLSNoU#ws)
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 08, 2010, 10:02:28 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 08, 2010, 10:00:36 PM
I have a present for you SpacePredator. Just open the spoiler tag to open it.  :)

Spoiler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3KV4fLSNoU#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3KV4fLSNoU#ws)
[close]

Thanks, but I couldn't. :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 08, 2010, 10:04:13 PM
Ha! Bullshit you opened it!  :D I can read people!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 08, 2010, 11:21:57 PM
Thats it then isnt it?
He wont stop will he?
God damnit.
I guess theres only one thing left to do....
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi54.tinypic.com%2F2uxz700.jpg&hash=48f4e358fa65f691d26e1f03ac120c71c5ba9548)
Goodbye.
*pulls trigger*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 08, 2010, 11:24:31 PM
It's been an honour serving with you sir.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.scene-stealers.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F07%2Fstrangesmall.jpg&hash=fa76857c37672cd9e71d10cc0afd125f7a94ce10)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 09, 2010, 05:47:18 AM
THIS THREAD IS MINE

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.animevice.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F2262%2F131400-untitled_1_large.png&hash=7ae6d7b44b10b36b6b0babcf072fa6dd6bd2df72)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 09, 2010, 08:18:07 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20101006041704%2Fdragonball%2Fimages%2F1%2F1c%2FKrillinPwndByFrieza.png&hash=727c0b9ff8efe2c950291a00cafb6aa57ba7cfbc)

...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F28.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_l8d44r18421qze5g2o1_400.gif&hash=8c14fc744ae9ee27928c0de6c234d983096e48da)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 09, 2010, 08:18:58 AM
Except it isn't.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 09, 2010, 08:21:47 AM
To be honest, pal- I don't give a fu*k.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi970.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fae185%2FCaihn%2FGifs%2Fnight.gif&hash=60478984bfeda3c191f63be07794ebc4d07a0220)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 09, 2010, 08:23:08 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimage.com.com%2Fgamespot%2Fimages%2F2007%2F037%2Freviews%2F937713_20070207_screen009.jpg&hash=8614b9cf8e54c969006d4afe62641f5d8115e07c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2010, 12:12:10 PM
*Cuts SP's tail and uses it as a whip*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 09, 2010, 12:42:43 PM
does anyone has the shot of cell getting blown up?

im tired of this shit.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2010, 12:58:02 PM
I posted a video a page ago.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 04:21:19 PM
* appears with a scouter attached to his face.* Let's see you power level Omega. *hits a button on scouter.* Hm....a power level of 4500, not bad.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 09, 2010, 04:38:33 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 09, 2010, 12:42:43 PM
does anyone has the shot of cell getting blown up?

im tired of this shit.

Yes, I am getting annoyed as f**k.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 04:47:04 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 09, 2010, 04:38:33 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 09, 2010, 12:42:43 PM
does anyone has the shot of cell getting blown up?

im tired of this shit.

Yes, I am getting annoyed as f**k.

I started it. Now i must finish it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 05:17:43 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Nov 09, 2010, 05:14:15 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20071222015124%2Funcyclopedia%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ff6%2FUr_gay.jpg&hash=0f8e9bd5ed8c6a3df80d3f89ca50b2654d5792d0)

;D

Power level is 5000.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vulhala on Nov 09, 2010, 05:18:54 PM
Haha, I deleted the post as I didn't want it being taken the wrong way  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 05:20:36 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Nov 09, 2010, 05:18:54 PM
Haha, I deleted the post as I didn't want it being taken the wrong way  :D
...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vulhala on Nov 09, 2010, 05:24:46 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 05:20:36 PM
...

I should probably stop posting now.

Oh wait! I'll leave you with this:

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.zastavki.com%2Fpictures%2F1280x1024%2F2008%2FPhotoshop_The_nuclear_explosion___bomb_011528_.jpg&hash=90ace2e2605479fec81379342cd8fb27b0f0d0e0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 05:27:35 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Nov 09, 2010, 05:24:46 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 05:20:36 PM
...

I should probably stop posting now.

Oh wait! I'll leave you with this:

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.zastavki.com%2Fpictures%2F1280x1024%2F2008%2FPhotoshop_The_nuclear_explosion___bomb_011528_.jpg&hash=90ace2e2605479fec81379342cd8fb27b0f0d0e0)

...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2010, 06:08:42 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 04:21:19 PM
* appears with a scouter attached to his face.* Let's see you power level Omega. *hits a button on scouter.* Hm....a power level of 4500, not bad.
Musta be broken.
Let's see how it reacts to my harsh language.
*Inhales*
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!

*Scouter explodes*

See? ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 06:10:08 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2010, 06:08:42 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 04:21:19 PM
* appears with a scouter attached to his face.* Let's see you power level Omega. *hits a button on scouter.* Hm....a power level of 4500, not bad.
Musta be broken.
Let's see how it reacts to my harsh language.
*Inhales*
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!

*Scouter explodes*

See? ;)

*Pulls out the new model.* Let me try again. My bad it was 7000.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Kataclysmic Kaos on Nov 09, 2010, 06:41:41 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft2.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcT12Xx62EmcUG7cLozFnZCJifJBV28p6NxJP27MlwsCp-Uz6Ww%26amp%3Bt%3D1%26amp%3Busg%3D__xcfVxtonjW8nOM8xi8yDXlMoZm4%3D&hash=e96040a2a88df28485f85d9e55d719a4be6cde32) I FOUND SPACEPREDATOR!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 09, 2010, 07:14:04 PM
 :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 07:15:40 PM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 09, 2010, 07:14:04 PM
:D
*scans Lie.* Your power level is 8000.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 09, 2010, 07:24:02 PM
I'm masking it so as not to scare you.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 07:27:25 PM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 09, 2010, 07:24:02 PM
I'm masking it so as not to scare you.  ;)
Grrr........An ablility i have not yet mastered.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 09, 2010, 07:43:55 PM
Quote from: Necromechanical on Nov 09, 2010, 06:41:41 PM
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT12Xx62EmcUG7cLozFnZCJifJBV28p6NxJP27MlwsCp-Uz6Ww&t=1&usg=__xcfVxtonjW8nOM8xi8yDXlMoZm4= I FOUND SPACEPREDATOR!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkyle90.info%2Fimages%2F_anovis_bsg_junk%2Fbsglolin.gif&hash=edb5e4fc43b07d29cab3c2e14e6a1ecc8e7fb148)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi25.tinypic.com%2Fzk6d07.jpg&hash=0f79f4f60b79eadbcc811146991fe220453200e6)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 07:46:06 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 09, 2010, 07:43:55 PM
Quote from: Necromechanical on Nov 09, 2010, 06:41:41 PM
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT12Xx62EmcUG7cLozFnZCJifJBV28p6NxJP27MlwsCp-Uz6Ww&t=1&usg=__xcfVxtonjW8nOM8xi8yDXlMoZm4= I FOUND SPACEPREDATOR!!!
http://kyle90.info/images/_anovis_bsg_junk/bsglolin.gif
http://oi25.tinypic.com/zk6d07.jpg
:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2010, 07:48:57 PM
Those Damn scouters. *Scouter explodes for the power of harsh language*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 07:49:38 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2010, 07:48:57 PM
Those Damn scouters. *Scouter explodes for the power of harsh language*
The hell are you doing? Leave my scouter alone. I'll give you one.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2010, 07:52:09 PM
I can haz annihilation of scoutahrs.

4 srs mahn.

*Inhales*
MOTHERFOOKERRRRRRSSSSS!!!
*All of the scouters in the area explode*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 07:53:16 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2010, 07:52:09 PM
I can haz annihilation of scoutahrs.

4 srs mahn.

*Inhales*
MOTHERFOOKERRRRRRSSSSS!!!
*All of the scouters in the area explode*

Leave my damn scouter alone!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2010, 07:57:15 PM
In pieces, sure. *Looks silently at remains of the scouters*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 07:57:39 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2010, 07:57:15 PM
In pieces, sure. *Looks silently at remains of the scouters*
F**k.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 09, 2010, 07:59:56 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi438.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq101%2FMizuNoAle%2FPerfect%2520Cell%2FPerfectCell21.jpg&hash=da4cbaa8dccb02a8d9fc8135082309ab54ff2a67)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 08:04:24 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 09, 2010, 07:59:56 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi438.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq101%2FMizuNoAle%2FPerfect%2520Cell%2FPerfectCell21.jpg&hash=da4cbaa8dccb02a8d9fc8135082309ab54ff2a67)

Oh I'm shaking in boots.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 09, 2010, 08:08:00 PM
You should be. You should be.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi279.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk122%2FAwesomon%2FDBZ%2Fcell.jpg&hash=c22fd30f80e59af66ded7a5e6d7810ca954af944)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 08:09:17 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 09, 2010, 08:08:00 PM
You should be. You should be.

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk122/Awesomon/DBZ/cell.jpg

Well I'm not.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Kataclysmic Kaos on Nov 09, 2010, 08:09:33 PM
Oh please.  ::) This is annoying
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 09, 2010, 08:10:33 PM
You're next.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi437.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq97%2FVerginator18%2FCell%2FCell4.jpg&hash=d678a26c5bd3e1fb7280e0a9429dc3ace59ea75c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 08:11:35 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 09, 2010, 08:10:33 PM
You're next.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi437.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq97%2FVerginator18%2FCell%2FCell4.jpg&hash=d678a26c5bd3e1fb7280e0a9429dc3ace59ea75c)

You're going to fight a dead machine.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 09, 2010, 08:12:11 PM
Which I can totally annihilate?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 09, 2010, 08:13:16 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 08:11:35 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 09, 2010, 08:10:33 PM
You're next.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi437.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq97%2FVerginator18%2FCell%2FCell4.jpg&hash=d678a26c5bd3e1fb7280e0a9429dc3ace59ea75c)

You're going to fight a dead machine.
Dude, SpacePredator is a dead machine. His current malfunction is spewing out stupid repetitive shit that nobody cares about. I think I'd like predxeno to come here and replace him with more relevant topics.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 08:13:40 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 09, 2010, 08:12:11 PM
Which I can totally annihilate?

Nope.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Kataclysmic Kaos on Nov 09, 2010, 08:14:32 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcQ08X7xpOcF-tJKAmjwarOZX_hNhogk3C7yQgrlU-E3eGsRQuw%26amp%3Bt%3D1%26amp%3Busg%3D__2XGa4riPBOQAPnbSf1Tcnka_myo%3D&hash=8e0edff32d8ddb510442d38fffb59339a3e1aff3) Bring it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 09, 2010, 08:15:07 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 09, 2010, 08:13:16 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 08:11:35 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 09, 2010, 08:10:33 PM
You're next.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi437.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq97%2FVerginator18%2FCell%2FCell4.jpg&hash=d678a26c5bd3e1fb7280e0a9429dc3ace59ea75c)

You're going to fight a dead machine.
Dude, SpacePredator is a dead machine. His current malfunction is spewing out stupid repetitive shit that nobody cares about. I think I'd like predxeno to come here and replace him with more relevant topics.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi312.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll345%2Fbravourways%2Fcell.jpg&hash=5f335e6183bc2d27566ad46ea2b15c08ca48fbfc)

It's consistency!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2010, 08:15:41 PM
Pass over my body.
*Cuts SP's arms with a Adamantium blade*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 08:15:52 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 09, 2010, 08:15:07 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 09, 2010, 08:13:16 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 08:11:35 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 09, 2010, 08:10:33 PM
You're next.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi437.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq97%2FVerginator18%2FCell%2FCell4.jpg&hash=d678a26c5bd3e1fb7280e0a9429dc3ace59ea75c)

You're going to fight a dead machine.
Dude, SpacePredator is a dead machine. His current malfunction is spewing out stupid repetitive shit that nobody cares about. I think I'd like predxeno to come here and replace him with more relevant topics.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi312.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll345%2Fbravourways%2Fcell.jpg&hash=5f335e6183bc2d27566ad46ea2b15c08ca48fbfc)

It's consistency!!
...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 09, 2010, 08:17:08 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 09, 2010, 08:15:07 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 09, 2010, 08:13:16 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 08:11:35 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 09, 2010, 08:10:33 PM
You're next.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi437.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq97%2FVerginator18%2FCell%2FCell4.jpg&hash=d678a26c5bd3e1fb7280e0a9429dc3ace59ea75c)

You're going to fight a dead machine.
Dude, SpacePredator is a dead machine. His current malfunction is spewing out stupid repetitive shit that nobody cares about. I think I'd like predxeno to come here and replace him with more relevant topics.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi312.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll345%2Fbravourways%2Fcell.jpg&hash=5f335e6183bc2d27566ad46ea2b15c08ca48fbfc)

It's consistency!!
Yeah, and it's the consistency of dog shit. Grass, tablescraps, other dog's shit, and perhaps the neighbor's cat.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 09, 2010, 08:17:27 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2010, 08:15:41 PM
Pass over my body.
*Cuts SP's arms with a Adamantium blade*

*Regenerates arm*
Youa're going to regeret that.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi265.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fii202%2FSSJ8Goku%2F615218cf.gif&hash=012168bc8fd757fb2bded7cf59213ba304d68417)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Kataclysmic Kaos on Nov 09, 2010, 08:17:37 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft0.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcTUgOBD0GZ5on9DT8yDaaLsgb7q-28wzJR9kXSWFfHOPwHN9HE%26amp%3Bt%3D1%26amp%3Busg%3D__oGV2CF8ROnAo-1AlH-zeVknT_bg%3D&hash=7a3bb3e6ef7bda8d3d638d2e6cdba65493615d03) Your pain will be legendary....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 08:17:56 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 09, 2010, 08:17:08 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 09, 2010, 08:15:07 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 09, 2010, 08:13:16 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 08:11:35 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 09, 2010, 08:10:33 PM
You're next.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi437.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq97%2FVerginator18%2FCell%2FCell4.jpg&hash=d678a26c5bd3e1fb7280e0a9429dc3ace59ea75c)

You're going to fight a dead machine.
Dude, SpacePredator is a dead machine. His current malfunction is spewing out stupid repetitive shit that nobody cares about. I think I'd like predxeno to come here and replace him with more relevant topics.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi312.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll345%2Fbravourways%2Fcell.jpg&hash=5f335e6183bc2d27566ad46ea2b15c08ca48fbfc)

It's consistency!!
Yeah, and it's the consistency of dog shit. Grass, tablescraps, other dog's shit, and perhaps the neighbor's cat.

Aren't you just a ball of sunshine?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 09, 2010, 08:19:17 PM
I try.  ::)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Kataclysmic Kaos on Nov 09, 2010, 08:19:56 PM
that you do.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 08:20:02 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 09, 2010, 08:19:17 PM
I try.  ::)
:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 09, 2010, 08:21:09 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe204%2Farkoh2%2F070.jpg&hash=cf25102a1a03d586bf07b13821a46d0c5daf5476)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 08:22:02 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 09, 2010, 08:21:09 PM
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e204/arkoh2/070.jpg

Go take a 2 hour s**t for all I care.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 09, 2010, 08:22:41 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 09, 2010, 08:21:09 PM
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e204/arkoh2/070.jpg
Yellow Green-Dude cum AWAAAAAAAAY!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Kataclysmic Kaos on Nov 09, 2010, 08:23:09 PM
dude, are you constipated?  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2010, 08:23:14 PM
Regret what? *Kamehameha passes over the body as it is merely touched*
*wipes off dust from shoulder*
*Tilts head*
My turn now. *Bolt-quickly approaches SP and punches him so strong he is sent to Mars*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 08:23:29 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 09, 2010, 08:22:41 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 09, 2010, 08:21:09 PM
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e204/arkoh2/070.jpg
Yellow Green-Dude cum AWAAAAAAAAY!!!
:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 09, 2010, 08:24:14 PM
*Still stands*

Eh? What was that?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi321.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn382%2Fcelldbz18%2Fl_fe18c6d42b818e160798aaa18fb89201.jpg&hash=0c2de02b0ab8c7d75b3bb36dad08b462630dc611)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Nov 09, 2010, 08:24:35 PM
Please...no more DBZ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 08:24:56 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 09, 2010, 08:24:14 PM
*Still stands*

Eh? What was that?

http://i321.photobucket.com/albums/nn382/celldbz18/l_fe18c6d42b818e160798aaa18fb89201.jpg
Quote from: First Blood on Nov 09, 2010, 08:24:35 PM
Please...no more DBZ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc#)

Forgive me for what i have started.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 09, 2010, 08:25:19 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Nov 09, 2010, 08:24:35 PM
Please...no more DBZ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc#)

Ehh... can't argue with Steve Carell.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2010, 08:25:45 PM
F**k yes man
Return to the Black Predator you once were
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Kataclysmic Kaos on Nov 09, 2010, 08:26:17 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcTVY3B0wNnIKfjbUZvYKAvO61nVtRcS0KF4fTAjD6CjpNAdrk4%26amp%3Bt%3D1%26amp%3Bh%3D165%26amp%3Bw%3D225%26amp%3Busg%3D__FebOsF9hdF2Mj1bqDCI3_QTkOhY%3D&hash=6d1b4a76fe0a0f7d34f82705f903f21bc8defc8d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 09, 2010, 08:26:49 PM
Really? All we needed was to post Steve Carell?

Jesus fu*king Christ, I need a drink.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 09, 2010, 08:28:08 PM
Dude, no. He's gone.

RIGHT AFTER THIS:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi182.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx114%2Fkid_karnage%2Fdbz-cell-06copy.jpg&hash=c0b1f6c88e32429ffd0678360a800eb3191fac57)
:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Nov 09, 2010, 08:29:26 PM
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*drives nails into eyes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 09, 2010, 08:30:35 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi437.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq97%2FVerginator18%2FCell%2FCellseesGoku.jpg&hash=fc7d5b90fd6afe80708f1477da6856df83fec374)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2010, 08:32:00 PM
Or after this?
*Puts grenade in hand*
*Punches SP's chest so strongly the fist breaks through it*
*Leaves grenade inside*
*SP explodes*

*Grabs SP's remains, throws them in the air and shoots 'em with pulse rifle*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 09, 2010, 08:32:47 PM
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! HE'S GONE!! THAT WAS AN AFTER-IMAGE!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2010, 08:34:05 PM
*Smiles and puffs cigar*
Of course he's gone, I made him explode from the chest.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 09, 2010, 08:34:45 PM
Please, he only needs a single cell to regenerate.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2010, 08:36:39 PM
Those burned man. I fired acidic bullets that unleash Alien acid upon touch with target. Don't you see? *Points to remains still steaming*

Stop with those things anyway, have some tea. *Offers cup of tea*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 09, 2010, 08:37:01 PM
Shh.. shhh.. it's okay, SpacePred, it's all over. It's done.. shhhh....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 09, 2010, 08:38:31 PM
No... no it isn't...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi437.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq97%2FVerginator18%2FCell%2FCellflyingtoGoku.jpg&hash=72d4cecf26cfa5914f6911deeb61188263999031)

F**K STEVE CARELL!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Nov 09, 2010, 08:39:19 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 09, 2010, 08:34:45 PM
Please, he only needs a single cell to regenerate.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theboxset.com%2Fimages%2Freviewcaptures%2F1397cap003.jpg&hash=4cab2bab1aba2edcff24c30aa4b6c4a990d0d47c)

"It's OVER!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 09, 2010, 08:40:36 PM
I hope you get banned for repetitive and distracting posts. -_-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2010, 08:41:06 PM
Screw this shit man. I made him explode, I burned all the damn cells. But no.

I leave, waiting for better times. Not gonna even waste myself over you anymore, for now.

*Calls Vermithrax with a whistle, jumps on its back and flies away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 09, 2010, 08:42:24 PM
Repititive? Distracting? Isn't this the pillowfighting thread?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi437.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq97%2FVerginator18%2FCell%2FCellthrowingawaythereddevil.jpg&hash=7118d3bc228ef189e79cf18a70d5b5973c6bdcf5)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 09, 2010, 08:43:16 PM
Yeah, and it's ruining anybody having fun in it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 09, 2010, 08:44:19 PM
Okay, okay, whatever. I'll stop with the Cell.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi437.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq97%2FVerginator18%2FCell%2FCellandRedDevilfacetoface.jpg&hash=c6511da60227366815074273d771351230f45f39)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2010, 08:46:55 PM
*On Vermithrax's back*
*Thinking*
Been a while since I last seen Fitzgerald. Wonder where he is... *Phonecalls Fitzgerald*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 09, 2010, 08:49:12 PM
This is NOT the last you have seen of SPACEPREDATOR!

*Vanishes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 09, 2010, 09:21:40 PM
FINALLY!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2010, 09:28:06 PM
YAY
*Opens Champagne Bottle*
Champagne for all!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Kataclysmic Kaos on Nov 09, 2010, 09:36:31 PM
A toast to victory.
"Drinks" that hits the spot.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 09:51:11 PM
Its quiet.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 09, 2010, 10:17:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfHX3mAbyrs#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfHX3mAbyrs#ws)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 09, 2010, 10:57:28 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2010, 08:46:55 PM
*On Vermithrax's back*
*Thinking*
Been a while since I last seen Fitzgerald. Wonder where he is... *Phonecalls Fitzgerald*
*The phone in Fitzgerald's carcass vibrates causing the body to shake*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 10:58:17 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 09, 2010, 10:57:28 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 09, 2010, 08:46:55 PM
*On Vermithrax's back*
*Thinking*
Been a while since I last seen Fitzgerald. Wonder where he is... *Phonecalls Fitzgerald*
*The phone in Fitzgerald's carcass vibrates causing the body to shake*

Oh, HEY I FOUND FITZ!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 09, 2010, 11:01:02 PM
{Was right next to Ghost Rider and looks around} what happened here?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 11:01:40 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 09, 2010, 11:01:02 PM
{Was right next to Ghost Rider and looks around} what happened here?

I'm not sure. I guess he committed suicide because Cell annoyed him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 09, 2010, 11:04:30 PM
*Phone continues to vibrate body until body throws up*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 09, 2010, 11:05:55 PM
{Digs around for Fitz's body and finds him lifting him up to her leverl} wake up wuss! Dont make me blow your head off GET UP! {Drops him and puts a foot on his head}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 11:06:45 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 09, 2010, 11:05:55 PM
{Digs around for Fitz's body and finds him lifting him up to her leverl} wake up wuss! Dont make me blow your head off GET UP! {Drops him and puts a foot on his head}
Subtle.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 09, 2010, 11:07:13 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 11:01:40 PM
I'm not sure. I guess he committed suicide because Cell annoyed him.

*Points at Ghost and barks*

Your the one that started all of this!

*Looks at Fitz*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hR5YNqE3K8# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hR5YNqE3K8#)

:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 09, 2010, 11:07:32 PM
*Predator Queens foot goes into the rather large bullet hole in Fitzgerald's head*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 11:08:07 PM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 09, 2010, 11:07:13 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 11:01:40 PM
I'm not sure. I guess he committed suicide because Cell annoyed him.

*Points at Ghost and barks*

Your the one that started all of this!

*Looks at Fitz*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hR5YNqE3K8# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hR5YNqE3K8#)

:D

I'm trying to make amends for the horror i caused.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 09, 2010, 11:14:11 PM
It was one of the epic battles ever!  ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 11:14:37 PM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 09, 2010, 11:14:11 PM
It was one of the epic battles ever!  ;) ;) ;)

I also pissed pretty much everyone off.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 09, 2010, 11:16:03 PM
k s0 klled mysef but am b@k nao.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 09, 2010, 11:16:35 PM
So what should we do to Fitz's body? Bury it? I say let me skin him and uses his skin as a coat ^_^
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 09, 2010, 11:16:42 PM
*Vibrating phone causes 40 pounds of C4 in Fitzgerald's backpack to detonate destroying the body and causing a rather large explosion*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 09, 2010, 11:17:33 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 09, 2010, 11:16:42 PM
*Vibrating phone causes 40 pounds of C4 in Fitzgerald's backpack to detonate destroying the body and causing a rather large explosion*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkyle90.info%2Fimages%2F_anovis_bsg_junk%2Ffisk-6d.gif&hash=372a4983c273e21ea0f813e04c440bf9e10d39fd)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 11:17:43 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 09, 2010, 11:16:42 PM
*Vibrating phone causes 40 pounds of C4 in Fitzgerald's backpack to detonate destroying the body and causing a rather large explosion*
Oh sh-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 09, 2010, 11:20:27 PM
{The blast knocks her back into Ghost and into a large tree, she gets up and dusts herself off} Damn it I never get what I want!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 11:21:52 PM
*arm falls off.* S**t. *pops arm back into place.* Never stops.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 09, 2010, 11:23:40 PM
*Looks around at all the bits of Fitz everwhere pulls out super glue and smile*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3OEyAAEt8A#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3OEyAAEt8A#ws)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftruebloodguide.com%2Fwp-content%2Fthemes%2Fwp-vybe%2Fgraphics%2Fcat%2Fbill%2Fbill-compton-4.jpg&hash=65d8d7ead69502b5c1f0952c422489ac725c7a30)

There we go good as new.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 09, 2010, 11:24:49 PM
*Body falls apart*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 09, 2010, 11:26:48 PM
Don't bother he would still be useless.... {Grabs Lie puts him on her shoulder} Lets just leave all dramatic like
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 09, 2010, 11:36:45 PM
 :-[

*Looks around nervously*

Shouldn't this be the other way around!

*Stands on PQ shoulders*

Enough of this!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc08.deviantart.net%2Ffs48%2Ff%2F2009%2F176%2Fd%2F3%2FSasuke_and_kirin_by_longai.jpg&hash=7824d64856a4fc72afabff779e46de0cb24cd066)

Seeing as his in pieces and unable to defend himself I'll finish Fitz for good!  >:(

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gold-eagle.com%2Feditorials_08%2Fimages%2Frosen013009a.gif&hash=af3b247a14094bc72fea99a0c3de3b5e420faacb)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 09, 2010, 11:39:17 PM
*Explosion kills PQ making Lie torn and also hurt Ghost causing him to feel betrayed and come after him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 11:41:46 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 09, 2010, 11:39:17 PM
*Explosion kills PQ making Lie torn and also hurt Ghost causing him to feel betrayed and come after him*
(what now?)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 09, 2010, 11:42:52 PM
*Come down from the heavens and eats Lie.*
"My stomach will protect you i promise!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Nov 09, 2010, 11:46:19 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.movieline.com%2Fterminator2.jpg&hash=96b7b13a2be12b738ff1b198a7a6c381caa543d7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 11:49:52 PM
...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 09, 2010, 11:51:29 PM
*In Shobi's belly*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fsad_keanu_reeves_meme_39.jpg&hash=37d8f5b0ac0cfeb06511296232a7e09ee9b6b218)

I killed her?  :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 11:52:18 PM
I must have vengeance.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 09, 2010, 11:52:39 PM
*Lie begins to have flashes of PQ's charred burned body*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 11:54:52 PM
Hmm
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 09, 2010, 11:55:51 PM
*Feels his stomach filling up with hot tears.*  :(
"You need tissues?"
*Swallows Tissue box.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 09, 2010, 11:56:34 PM
Now, I must destroy Lie.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 09, 2010, 11:57:54 PM
Nothing ends... Nothing ever ends.

*releases the Thing spores into the air and gets the f**k out*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 09, 2010, 11:58:52 PM
*Spores slowly float towards dead pieces of Fitz*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 12:05:56 AM
*Grabs a tissue and cleans face*

Cheers, Shobi

*Walks around in Shobi's belly*

I have to face what I've done... No!  >:(

*Finds an ancient wall*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Ff1bc15e2.jpg&hash=a960cda43e075352c1cf9a7b4869e7923d9d88f8)

What if I can go back?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 12:07:33 AM
I must be patient if i want to kill Lie.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 10, 2010, 12:39:26 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 09, 2010, 11:52:39 PM
*Lie begins to have flashes of PQ's charred burned body*
{Plays God Mode Card}
( You're an annoying little prick and I hope you get hit by a bus)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 12:40:18 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 10, 2010, 12:39:26 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 09, 2010, 11:52:39 PM
*Lie begins to have flashes of PQ's charred burned body*
{Plays God Mode Card}
( You're an annoying little prick and I hope you get hit by a bus)
(Aren't you just a lovely bunch of sunshine?)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 12:41:19 AM
*PQ remembers Fitz is already dead and lives in California where they cannot afford buses*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 12:41:47 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 12:41:19 AM
*PQ remembers Fitz is already dead and lives in California where they cannot afford buses*
...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 10, 2010, 12:43:04 AM
{Rubs her head} then fall into a hole made by an earthquake...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 12:43:27 AM
Grr......
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 12:45:15 AM
*PQ should know that earthquakes do not create simple holes, in the fault line where Fitz lives it is simply a massive wave of destruction that leaves the ground in scraps. But an earthquake that large has yet to happen recently*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 12:45:33 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 12:45:15 AM
*PQ should know that earthquakes do not create simple holes, in the fault line where Fitz lives it is simply a massive wave of destruction that leaves the ground in scraps. But an earthquake that large has yet to happen recently*
...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 12:46:09 AM
*Ghost rider should stop posting just ...*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 10, 2010, 12:46:26 AM
*is trapped inside a mine*

goooooood damnit!!!!!!
-damnit!!!!
-damnit!


*echoes lest for a few seconds*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 12:46:33 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 12:40:18 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 10, 2010, 12:39:26 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 09, 2010, 11:52:39 PM
*Lie begins to have flashes of PQ's charred burned body*
{Plays God Mode Card}
( You're an annoying little prick and I hope you get hit by a bus)
(Aren't you just a lovely bunch of sunshine?)

(Isn't she just ;D)

Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 10, 2010, 12:43:04 AM
{Rubs her head} then fall into a hole made by an earthquake...

*Jumps and catches PQ*

;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 12:47:03 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 12:46:33 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 12:40:18 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 10, 2010, 12:39:26 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 09, 2010, 11:52:39 PM
*Lie begins to have flashes of PQ's charred burned body*
{Plays God Mode Card}
( You're an annoying little prick and I hope you get hit by a bus)
(Aren't you just a lovely bunch of sunshine?)

(Isn't she just ;D)

Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 10, 2010, 12:43:04 AM
{Rubs her head} then fall into a hole made by an earthquake...

*Jumps and catches PQ*

;D
I sense the one i must kill.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 12:48:27 AM
Come get me!  >:(

*Stands behind PQ*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 12:48:56 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 12:48:27 AM
Come get me!  >:(

*Stands behind PQ*

That won't stop me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 10, 2010, 12:49:53 AM
*Vomits Lie out.*
"Go to her!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 10, 2010, 12:50:06 AM
For once, i'm with lie.

now if i could get out of here...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 12:51:13 AM
*calmly walks toward Lie, bent in choking the life out of his carcass.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 10, 2010, 12:54:32 AM
{Sits on a rock to brood she has the anime anger vein on her head}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 12:55:05 AM
You will die now Lie.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 12:55:48 AM
*Body drops and hits the floor suddenly bushes grow from my remains and create*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F40967000%2Fjpg%2F_40967630_maze.jpg&hash=d1d5248b1900d210ddf9e3b247f43784cf5bd81b)

*My voice echoes through the maze*

This is me your vsing did you really think it would be that easy?  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 10, 2010, 12:57:10 AM
Ghost why did you have to do that? {Stands up putting her hands on her hips and looks around}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 12:57:48 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 12:55:48 AM
*Body drops and hits the floor suddenly bushes grow from my remains and create*

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40967000/jpg/_40967630_maze.jpg

*My voice echoes through the maze*

This is me your vsing did you really think it would be that easy?  :P

I'll burn this place down in order to kill you. Nothing will stop me.

Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 10, 2010, 12:57:10 AM
Ghost why did you have to do that? {Stands up putting her hands on her hips and looks around}

Its what i do.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 10, 2010, 12:59:52 AM
{Slaps Ghost in the skull so his head spins around} Dont burn it the hedge maze I like it...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 01:01:10 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 10, 2010, 12:59:52 AM
{Slaps Ghost in the skull so his head spins around} Dont burn it the hedge maze I like it...
*stops head spinning.* I'll give him 1 hour. If he doesn't come out, it all burns.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 01:02:29 AM
*While Ghost is distracted by PQ and the maze I open up the mines*

There you are... Chupa.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.montreat.edu%2FPortals%2F0%2FImages%2FAlumni%2FClipArt%2Fbigstockphoto_hand_shake_black_white_120038.jpg&hash=79d7bf4abbf9b0018d71cd8b839df828d18c3910)

You owe me one.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 01:03:58 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 01:02:29 AM
*While Ghost is distracted by PQ and the maze I open up the mines*

There you are... Chupa.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.montreat.edu%2FPortals%2F0%2FImages%2FAlumni%2FClipArt%2Fbigstockphoto_hand_shake_black_white_120038.jpg&hash=79d7bf4abbf9b0018d71cd8b839df828d18c3910)

You owe me one.  ;)
...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 01:12:57 AM
You did a good job of distracting him PQ...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F1210380_e.jpg&hash=f3f9041ff5b97f7293e96149641dabef3506e26d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 01:13:52 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 01:12:57 AM
You did a good job of distracting him PQ...

http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac206/Lie1295/1210380_e.jpg

*gets back up and stares straight an PQ* You let him do this.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 10, 2010, 01:15:24 AM
{Bluntly} don't fight you two... its not worth it... {Files her nails} besides your both so cool who would win?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 10, 2010, 01:16:49 AM
*Charges through grass maze and gets to other side.*
"I win!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 01:16:53 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 10, 2010, 01:15:24 AM
{Bluntly} don't fight you two... its not worth it... {Files her nails} besides your both so cool who would win?
...*looks away.* Its my mission to kill Lie. A voice in my head is telling me to do that.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 10, 2010, 01:18:07 AM
*Remembers how tasty Lie was.*
*Runs back and gobbles up Lie to keep him safe, and then runs off!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 01:18:21 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Nov 10, 2010, 01:18:07 AM
*Remembers how tasty Lie was.*
*Runs back and gobbles up Lie to keep him safe, and then runs off!*
...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Nov 10, 2010, 01:18:57 AM
*falls out of the sky*

The hell's goin' on here?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 10, 2010, 01:19:08 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 01:16:53 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 10, 2010, 01:15:24 AM
{Bluntly} don't fight you two... its not worth it... {Files her nails} besides your both so cool who would win?
...*looks away.* Its my mission to kill Lie. A voice in my head is telling me to do that.
But the doctor told me the voices in my head are my imagination and you should take these pills once a day {Dumps a bottle of pills on Ghosts head}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 01:19:30 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 10, 2010, 01:19:08 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 01:16:53 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 10, 2010, 01:15:24 AM
{Bluntly} don't fight you two... its not worth it... {Files her nails} besides your both so cool who would win?
...*looks away.* Its my mission to kill Lie. A voice in my head is telling me to do that.
But the doctor told me the voices in my head are my imagination and you should take these pills once a day {Dumps a bottle of pills on Ghosts head}
It sounded like fitz.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 01:26:52 AM
*Too bad it wasnt*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 01:27:25 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 01:26:52 AM
*Too bad it wasnt*

WHO EVER IT IS, GET OUT OF MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 01:29:44 AM
*Im not in your mind tho*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 01:30:39 AM
*screams at the unknown presence.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 01:31:18 AM
*I think you should watch your language good sir*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 01:32:04 AM
What are you doing here? Get back to watching The Thing! GIT'!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 01:32:15 AM
*Inside of Shobi*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fsad-keanu-reeves-is-being-photoshopped02.jpg&hash=569260579c51d996779375c053de30a08c822eaf)

Forest Gump: And that's what my momma always said. :)

Lie: *Sighs* Why didn't you just read the cover of the box?

Forest Gump: You can never know whats inside.  :)

Lie: For the last time; It tells you whats inside! >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 01:32:31 AM
GET THE F**K OUT OF MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 01:35:04 AM
*And then Ghost head exploded :P*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 01:35:43 AM
*and comes back stronger and more evil than ever before.* More souls to consume.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 01:37:17 AM
*Well you could use this new rage to get inside Shobi yer?*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 01:38:05 AM
Yes i could. *looks for Shobi.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 01:39:35 AM
*Oh he's over here; And then the forest maze opened up and made a direct path to Shobi*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 01:41:02 AM
*follows the maze and finds Shobi.* Found you.*tears open his stomach and looks for Lie.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 01:41:35 AM
*He's like physically inside, I dont know how it works but you need to make it to the stomach*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 10, 2010, 01:42:18 AM
{Push's a button on the side of her mask making music play only she can hear}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 01:42:44 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 01:41:35 AM
*He's like physically inside, I dont know how it works but you need to make it to the stomach*
Great, wonderful. S**t.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 01:43:27 AM
*I have music too!; Suddenly the entire maze was filled with Breaking Benjamin*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 01:44:27 AM
Lie, you can't hide forever.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 10, 2010, 01:45:18 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 01:43:27 AM
*I have music too!; Suddenly the entire maze was filled with Breaking Benjamin*
{Gets up and smiles behind her mask} good taste in music NOW I FEEL HYPED!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 01:46:56 AM
*Music suddenly starts to play as Ghost finds me*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTiGlNDnOtE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTiGlNDnOtE#)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F859934-god2vj0xj3_super.jpg&hash=ba73175d8206e4d4ba7807aa5f48f965056500b3)

Given up on your pride eh? Ghost...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 10, 2010, 01:49:40 AM
"Do not rip open my stomach!"
"I could just swallow you and then you two fight in my stomach!"
*Gobbles up Ghost.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 01:50:25 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 01:46:56 AM
*Music suddenly starts to play as Ghost finds me*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTiGlNDnOtE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTiGlNDnOtE#)

http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac206/Lie1295/859934-god2vj0xj3_super.jpg

Given up on your pride eh? Ghost...

I've given in to my darkness. Now you will die along with your friends.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 10, 2010, 01:52:27 AM
"Don't hurt any of my insides!"
"And you guys gotta rent my stomach for fights!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 01:54:13 AM
*Then Shobi's stomach was ripped open and Ghost tossed Lie outside*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 01:54:54 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 01:54:13 AM
*Then Shobi's stomach was ripped open and Ghost tossed Lie outside*
Are you ready to die, Lie?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 01:56:29 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 01:54:13 AM
*Then Shobi's stomach was ripped open and Ghost tossed Lie outside*

... How bout no!

*Shobi dissapears from the world leaving Fitz and PQ behind*

What where you saying? Something about Darkness?  :D

*Gets up*

I'm true Darkness.  >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 10, 2010, 01:57:43 AM
"My stomach is dark!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 01:58:33 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 01:56:29 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 01:54:13 AM
*Then Shobi's stomach was ripped open and Ghost tossed Lie outside*

... How bout no!

*Shobi dissapears from the world leaving Fitz and PQ behind*

What where you saying? Something about Darkness?  :D

*Gets up*

I'm true Darkness.  >:(
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! I think not.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 02:01:31 AM
 :)

Then lets begin!

*All light in the room dissappears making Ghost's flames the only source of light*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blog-city.info%2Fen%2Fimg1%2F1022_nartuo102.jpg&hash=0df11f48834c5828b913e83e9b7fd2043d3f06b3)

Lets fight fire with fire!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 02:03:09 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 02:01:31 AM
:)

Then lets begin!

*All light in the room dissappears making Ghost's flames the only source of light*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blog-city.info%2Fen%2Fimg1%2F1022_nartuo102.jpg&hash=0df11f48834c5828b913e83e9b7fd2043d3f06b3)

Lets fight fire with fire!

*grabs Lie's throat.* You think this is a game!?!?! I'LL DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws Lie at a mountain.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 02:06:46 AM
*Flips and jumps off the mountain landing infront of the moon*

The end game.  :)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.saiyanisland.com%2Fdata%2F513%2FSasuke_Curse_Mark_Chidori.jpg&hash=22d8beb185af061473ce339af27fdf260115dfd1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 02:08:01 AM
*So they just left the maze? Hmm... Thats odd. Oh hi PQ! Have you guessed who I am?*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 02:09:48 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 02:06:46 AM
*Flips and jumps off the mountain landing infront of the moon*

The end game.  :)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.saiyanisland.com%2Fdata%2F513%2FSasuke_Curse_Mark_Chidori.jpg&hash=22d8beb185af061473ce339af27fdf260115dfd1)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_QcjB84-75-0%2FScFoXlBqC-I%2FAAAAAAAABPA%2F-Qgq0HAC30I%2Fs400%2Fhellfire.jpg&hash=05dc6fadbcda7de2199bfb54b37c69db3a670324)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 02:15:51 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.community-fire-safety.org.uk%2Ffire.jpg&hash=7175b0421e56d55d024bb047f6541c9a7b6cd758)

*As we fight setting Shobi alight from the inside out*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_U80QXXeGE#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_U80QXXeGE#ws)
                    *1:45 - 2:07*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 10, 2010, 02:17:19 AM
"This battles suprisenly epic."  ;D
*Relises his stomachs burning*
"OWWWWWWWWWW"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 02:17:32 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_8ie37mgxIXA%2FReZdfmle9dI%2FAAAAAAAAAbQ%2F17o6hlG-cfE%2Fs400%2FVengeance1.jpg&hash=9b357f134e7ed7b37ceeec7612298d7cfe838fce)
Tired already?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 02:22:36 AM
*Well PQ ill tell you anyways. You see when Lie remade Fitzgerald he made a mistake of not putting in personality instead he absorbed it. Then he made ME! The Maze and a mixing of Lie's subconscious and what was once Fitz personality became me! Therefore being a total A-hole in between Fitzgerald and Lie, I betrayed Lie and told Ghost where he was. Though I never really told him to go after Lie. I guess he wanted to do it and my narration seemed like a voice to him. If I could shrug I would. Now ima keep watching the fight through Lie's eyes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 02:23:09 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.animegalleries.net%2Falbums%2FNaruto%2Fsasuke%2Fnaruto_sasuke0545.jpg&hash=07a6826a435a37cb0ad921d5dc83116fe41209b2)

>:(

*Waves hands sending*

(https://k0nwww.bay.livefilestore.com/y1mrUKeZOoDCUj7GQbGCoe1lVS1fTxRmJn_Z-8ZdzNfkqRo_cwkwOtnFJCTUGY6Ka-qQSrZQb103K2EFokIWtZG8d8oZsi-dXMYVHi-Hu5bLrKR_x6QMMRdkLD5XXlaYOxcuOOJiMlG56OBKfD98FEcDw/Brazil%20Fire%20Devil%20Tornado%20Sending%20A%20Whirlwind%20Of%20Flame%20Meters%20High%20Into%20The%20Sky.jpg?psid)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 02:24:54 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 02:23:09 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.animegalleries.net%2Falbums%2FNaruto%2Fsasuke%2Fnaruto_sasuke0545.jpg&hash=07a6826a435a37cb0ad921d5dc83116fe41209b2)

>:(

*Waves hands sending*

https://k0nwww.bay.livefilestore.com/y1mrUKeZOoDCUj7GQbGCoe1lVS1fTxRmJn_Z-8ZdzNfkqRo_cwkwOtnFJCTUGY6Ka-qQSrZQb103K2EFokIWtZG8d8oZsi-dXMYVHi-Hu5bLrKR_x6QMMRdkLD5XXlaYOxcuOOJiMlG56OBKfD98FEcDw/Brazil%20Fire%20Devil%20Tornado%20Sending%20A%20Whirlwind%20Of%20Flame%20Meters%20High%20Into%20The%20Sky.jpg?psid
*cancels out fire tornado.* Is that the best you can do?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 10, 2010, 02:25:04 AM
*Flys away towards a volcanoe*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 02:29:04 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FTired.jpg&hash=301e19a68c7c736fa3dc33763ad0476db7a701d0)

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Ready?  :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 02:31:13 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 02:29:04 AM
http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac206/Lie1295/Tired.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Yq0Kszc3fRY/S04YSzq7fcI/AAAAAAAAAKk/0Ke65GU5YP4/s400/Sasuke+Complete+Susano+Susanoo.png

Ready?  :)
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 02:37:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJJnqcWtd1A# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJJnqcWtd1A#)

*Shoots flaming arrows at Ghost, while outside Shobi struggles to fly because of the raging battle and is slowly falling into a erupting volcano*

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 02:38:43 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 02:37:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJJnqcWtd1A# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJJnqcWtd1A#)

*Shoots flaming arrows at Ghost, while outside Shobi struggles to fly because of the raging battle and is slowly falling into a erupting volcano*

http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/data/media/22/hawaiian-volcano_8248.jpg
*catches arrows..* Surely you can do better?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 02:41:26 AM
(Yep, look at the second pic on the left arm you see the bow which doubles as a shield? ;D)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 02:42:15 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 02:41:26 AM
(Yep, look at the second pic on the left arm you see the bow which doubles as a shield? ;D)
(oh you're good.)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 03:02:29 AM
*Shots an arrow that missing and ends up going through Shobi skins showing*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.smate.wwu.edu%2Fteched%2Fgeology%2FGeoHaz%2Fvo-HA-forms%2Fvo-HA-forms-09.JPG&hash=d146733103b1cf06b922ce50d063ea120abb7efe)

:o

Is it me or does that look like it's getting closer?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1-wAkeryvk#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1-wAkeryvk#ws)
(0:45 Onwards)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 03:06:02 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 03:02:29 AM
*Shots an arrow that missing and ends up going through Shobi skins showing*

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:o

Is it me or does that look like it's getting closer?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1-wAkeryvk#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1-wAkeryvk#ws)
(0:45 Onwards)

It is.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 03:10:01 AM
*Hugs Ghost*

I love you maaaaaa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B0vBNEZLCI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B0vBNEZLCI#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 03:11:25 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 10, 2010, 03:10:01 AM
*Hugs Ghost*

I love you maaaaaa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B0vBNEZLCI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B0vBNEZLCI#)

Forgive me, my frie-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 10, 2010, 03:12:53 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 02:22:36 AM
*Well PQ ill tell you anyways. You see when Lie remade Fitzgerald he made a mistake of not putting in personality instead he absorbed it. Then he made ME! The Maze and a mixing of Lie's subconscious and what was once Fitz personality became me! Therefore being a total A-hole in between Fitzgerald and Lie, I betrayed Lie and told Ghost where he was. Though I never really told him to go after Lie. I guess he wanted to do it and my narration seemed like a voice to him. If I could shrug I would. Now ima keep watching the fight through Lie's eyes*
........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJXR280wbEg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJXR280wbEg#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 10, 2010, 03:17:09 AM
so he we got Inception'd.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 03:20:55 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 10, 2010, 03:17:09 AM
so he we got Inception'd.
*Pretty much. WAIT! Look! Over there! Chupa take this rifle, I believe the real Fitzgerald's body was replicated by the thing!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 10, 2010, 03:26:02 AM
*rapidly closes Firefox tab*


ASSUMING COMBAT POSITIONS!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 03:34:57 AM
*Ill see if the powers of Lie's psyche will let me make this maze into some type of fortress and make defenses*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 10, 2010, 04:02:31 AM
{Pulls out a bag of fresh farm made jerky} I have no idea what is going on... {Takes a piece out from the bag and lifts her mask and puts it in her mouth} mmm smoked
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 07:11:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmvyWxUSvhg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmvyWxUSvhg#)

Guess who?

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 07:19:16 AM
*f**k YOU!*
*Entire maze turns into a giant anime knife and kills Space Predator*
*Excuse me, my Lie is showing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 07:21:01 AM
*Uses instant ransmission to escape*

Listen, I can stand by and watch. Or fight on your side. Or be an assasian. You choose.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 07:23:28 AM
How about this- everybody just ignore SpacePredator's DBZ posts, until he grows up and does something else? Until then, carry on your own Pillowfight adventures, and take those DBZ post as nothing but indents.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 07:29:40 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 07:23:28 AM
How about this- everybody just ignore SpacePredator's DBZ posts, until he grows up and does something else? Until then, carry on your own Pillowfight adventures, and take those DBZ post as nothing but indents.

How is it different from PBA's Deadpool?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 07:31:15 AM
Purebreedalien doesn't overuse his Deadpool images, and certainly not to the point of anybody's frustration.
You can say the same thing about me and my Dexter GIFs, but people seem to like those.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 07:32:00 AM
Cough, cough.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 07:32:45 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 07:23:28 AM
How about this- everybody just ignore SpacePredator's DBZ posts, until he grows up and does something else? Until then, carry on your own Pillowfight adventures, and take those DBZ post as nothing but indents.
Twas my plan anyways.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 07:33:40 AM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 10, 2010, 07:32:00 AM
Cough, cough.
Hey, at least it wasn't another DBZ picture.

Spoiler
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[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 07:35:02 AM
What if I use the same character ina less annoying way, with less pictures and only the occasional ones?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 07:36:01 AM
Dude, you've pretty much exhausted that character, the reason to post him at all anymore is none.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 07:36:43 AM
I don't think so.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 07:43:32 AM
I do.
(Back on story)
*Chupa I would like to tell you that the new Thing Fitzgerald has infected at least two other members. I have no idea which ones*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 07:45:16 AM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 10, 2010, 07:36:43 AM
I don't think so.
The rest of the Galaxy does.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 07:46:12 AM
Fine. Be that way. I will be Davros.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.daleklinks.co.uk%2Fmedia%2F62187%2Fnew-davros-big.jpg&hash=6e34427bab55852ba8befb94d89ee17d628d7d11)

I'm building a reality bomb, want to help?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 07:46:47 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 07:43:32 AM
(Back on story)
*Chupa I would like to tell you that the new Thing Fitzgerald has infected at least two other members. I have no idea which ones*
..
...
....
*Head turns inside out*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 07:48:28 AM
*Well theres one member Chupa, watch out for Space Sweeper and Fitzgerald outside the inner walls!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 07:49:11 AM
*Puts up Do Not Disturb sign on giant moon-shaped spacestation*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 10, 2010, 07:50:58 AM
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Hello boys and girls. I'd like to spend some time talking to you about a very serious matter. If I, Deadpool, ever start to irritate you as much as Sucks-Dragon-Balls-what's-his-face did, please feel free to tell me and I'll...

















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TELL YA TO #$@! OFF! HAHAHAHA! I'm here to stay #@$&*'/ !

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*Leaps off and shoots at nothing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 07:51:45 AM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 10, 2010, 07:52:29 AM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 07:53:13 AM
Deadpool, please. I am trying to build a Reality Bomb.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 07:54:11 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 10, 2010, 07:52:29 AM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/DeadpoolReaction.jpg
*Oh hi Puba!Could you help Chupa kill the infected members outside the gates? Chupa hasn't reported in a while :-\*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 07:54:24 AM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 10, 2010, 07:46:12 AM
Fine. Be that way. I will be Davros.

http://www.daleklinks.co.uk/media/62187/new-davros-big.jpg

I'm building a reality bomb, want to help?
And I'll be the Arthur Mitchell until somebody tells me to stop.   ::)

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Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 07:48:28 AM
*Well theres one member Chupa, watch out for Space Sweeper and Fitzgerald outside the inner walls!*

I'm Arthur Mitchell, I'm new at this facility- anything I should be.. worried about?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 10, 2010, 07:55:38 AM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 10, 2010, 07:53:13 AM
Deadpool, please. I am trying to build a Reality Bomb.
Davros, please. We all know your plan will end in failure.

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 07:54:11 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 10, 2010, 07:52:29 AM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/DeadpoolReaction.jpg
*Oh hi Puba!Could you help Chupa kill the infected members outside the gates? Chupa hasn't reported in a while :-\*

What's the price? I'll have to kill them after the-guy-who-types-my-answers is back from college.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 07:56:45 AM
Muahahaha! It's nearly done! I shall destroy reality!

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 07:56:58 AM
*Hello. Yes you very much would. Outside the inner walls there is a spreading infection of The Thing. We have yet to get the stations defenses online so I avise yo- Wait how did you get in this station?*
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 10, 2010, 07:55:38 AM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 10, 2010, 07:53:13 AM
Deadpool, please. I am trying to build a Reality Bomb.
Davros, please. We all know your plan will end in failure.

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 07:54:11 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 10, 2010, 07:52:29 AM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/DeadpoolReaction.jpg
*Oh hi Puba!Could you help Chupa kill the infected members outside the gates? Chupa hasn't reported in a while :-\*

What's the price? I'll have to kill them after the-guy-who-types-my-answers is back from college.
*The price is 10000 chimichangas
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 07:58:06 AM
Let me succeed and Cell shall NEVER RETURN.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 08:01:27 AM
*I would like to reiterate Arthur. How did you reach this station? If you do not answer soon I will have to assign a drone to follow you around that will kill you if you are suspected infected.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 08:03:53 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 07:56:58 AM
*Hello. Yes you very much would. Outside the inner walls there is a spreading infection of The Thing. We have yet to get the stations defenses online so I avise yo- Wait how did you get in this station?*
I was sent here by the Four Walls Build foundation. I'm supposed to be checking up on the work effort, and help in any way that I can. What is this "The Thing" you speak of?

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 10, 2010, 08:07:43 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 07:56:58 AM
*Hello. Yes you very much would. Outside the inner walls there is a spreading infection of The Thing. We have yet to get the stations defenses online so I avise yo- Wait how did you get in this station?*
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 10, 2010, 07:55:38 AM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 10, 2010, 07:53:13 AM
Deadpool, please. I am trying to build a Reality Bomb.
Davros, please. We all know your plan will end in failure.

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 07:54:11 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 10, 2010, 07:52:29 AM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/DeadpoolReaction.jpg
*Oh hi Puba!Could you help Chupa kill the infected members outside the gates? Chupa hasn't reported in a while :-\*

What's the price? I'll have to kill them after the-guy-who-types-my-answers is back from college.
*The price is 10000 chimichangas

10,000 Chimichangas? Sorry I prefer cash. Maybe throw the chimichangas in as a bonus.

Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 10, 2010, 07:58:06 AM
Let me succeed and Cell shall NEVER RETURN.

Sounds like a bribe to me, I mean, if you succeed, we won't even have any reality (or cyber reality) to thrive in, so we won't need to worry about anything anyway. Also, you're so stubborn that even if we do brutally murder you, you'll just come up with some half-assed excuse to still be alive!

I also know for a fact that Davros isn't shielded, because I watched all the Davros episodes!

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 08:08:32 AM
*With dying breath activates RB*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6hK6uHd8Xw# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6hK6uHd8Xw#)

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 08:09:14 AM
*It is an infectious being that was released by a force unknown to me. It has assimilated a dead member and taken a very popular member. The last soldier we sent out has yet to return so we imagine that he has also been assimilated. Ill assign you a drone to guide you to the weapons locker*
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 10, 2010, 08:10:23 AM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 10, 2010, 08:08:32 AM
*With dying breath activates RB*

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090218172921/tardis/images/thumb/0/0f/Reality_bomb_full_size.jpg/275px-Reality_bomb_full_size.jpg

That thing looks like a bosom!

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 08:11:37 AM
It's about to destroy reality!

*RB glows and starts to release zetromic energy*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 08:12:31 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 08:09:14 AM
*It is an infectious being that was released by a force unknown to me. It has assimilated a dead member and taken a very popular member. The last soldier we sent out has yet to return so we imagine that he has also been assimilated. Ill assign you a drone to guide you to the weapons locker*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc02.deviantart.net%2Ffs43%2Ff%2F2009%2F064%2F9%2F8%2FHalo_Wars__Sentinel_by_Pynion.jpg&hash=609c93a7a2e4c44328d0dfa1da12474625e9d7ee)
Let me just..

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa.abcnews.com%2Fimages%2FEntertainment%2Fap_lithgow_dexter_091106_mn.jpg&hash=19b5a6ecb80c23090ad3f63abb5e639f28a5bb6f)

Get one of my tools..

Let's go.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 08:13:45 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 10, 2010, 08:10:23 AM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 10, 2010, 08:08:32 AM
*With dying breath activates RB*

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090218172921/tardis/images/thumb/0/0f/Reality_bomb_full_size.jpg/275px-Reality_bomb_full_size.jpg

That thing looks like a bosom!

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/dplol2.png
*That strip reminds me of this*
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 08:12:31 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 08:09:14 AM
*It is an infectious being that was released by a force unknown to me. It has assimilated a dead member and taken a very popular member. The last soldier we sent out has yet to return so we imagine that he has also been assimilated. Ill assign you a drone to guide you to the weapons locker*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc02.deviantart.net%2Ffs43%2Ff%2F2009%2F064%2F9%2F8%2FHalo_Wars__Sentinel_by_Pynion.jpg&hash=609c93a7a2e4c44328d0dfa1da12474625e9d7ee)
Let me just..

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/ap_lithgow_dexter_091106_mn.jpg

Get one of my tools..

Let's go.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc02.deviantart.net%2Ffs43%2Ff%2F2009%2F064%2F9%2F8%2FHalo_Wars__Sentinel_by_Pynion.jpg&hash=609c93a7a2e4c44328d0dfa1da12474625e9d7ee)
"To the left please"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 08:15:56 AM
Are you the caretaker of this facility?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 08:17:50 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc02.deviantart.net%2Ffs43%2Ff%2F2009%2F064%2F9%2F8%2FHalo_Wars__Sentinel_by_Pynion.jpg&hash=609c93a7a2e4c44328d0dfa1da12474625e9d7ee)
"Not me. The care taker and brain of this facility is the voice you heard earlier. He is Litz"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 10, 2010, 08:19:12 AM
*Drops in next to Arthur Mitchell and the drone*l

Hey guys, how's it going? I got a contract here, I'll just follow you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 08:20:43 AM
Ello, I'm the true SP. What be the problem?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 08:21:29 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 10, 2010, 08:19:12 AM
Hey guys, how's it going? I got a contract here, I'll just follow you.
*Loosens grip on hammer*

Well then, drone, I'll call you Checkers for now.
Checkers, how many active personel does this facility contain?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 08:24:32 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 08:21:29 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 10, 2010, 08:19:12 AM
Hey guys, how's it going? I got a contract here, I'll just follow you.
*Loosens grip on hammer*

Well then, drone, I'll call you Checkers for now.
Checkers, how many active personel does this facility contain?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc02.deviantart.net%2Ffs43%2Ff%2F2009%2F064%2F9%2F8%2FHalo_Wars__Sentinel_by_Pynion.jpg&hash=609c93a7a2e4c44328d0dfa1da12474625e9d7ee)
"Well we have over 100 active soldiers using conventional methods of defense at the walls. We also have 50 riot officers and 80 technical soldiers.... I believe we need only head up this elevator now"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 08:25:45 AM
Who is your Officer Of Communications?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 08:26:23 AM
*Activates invisibility cloak*

They do not see me... time for some fun...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 10, 2010, 08:28:23 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 08:25:45 AM
Who is your Officer Of Communications?

I can communicate my way out of, or into, any given situation. Does that count?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 08:29:03 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 08:25:45 AM
Who is your Officer Of Communications?
"Our officer of communications is monitor 762, if you wish you may see him once we have collected weapons"
*Checkers hesitates before exiting open elevator*
"Litz informs me that we have a weapons shortage due to Chupa taking too much. You two will have to share these"
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.starstore.com%2Facatalog%2Fhalo-w2-s5-halo-weapons-pack.jpg&hash=90132efc88a9fbe65df61b8e9c1b056a89f17b76)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 08:31:18 AM
*Plants twelve bombs*

Now if I can go up...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 08:32:23 AM
No need, I'm quit fine, thank you.

Mister Purebreed, I thank you for accompanying us.

Checkers, do we have a human Commications Director or Officer?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 08:33:04 AM
Do I... see a spartan laser?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 10, 2010, 08:34:51 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 08:29:03 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 08:25:45 AM
Who is your Officer Of Communications?
"Our officer of communications is monitor 762, if you wish you may see him once we have collected weapons"
*Checkers hesitates before exiting open elevator*
"Litz informs me that we have a weapons shortage due to Chupa taking too much. You two will have to share these"
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/halo-w2-s5-halo-weapons-pack.jpg

By the power of Grayskull... :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 08:35:33 AM
Give me those weapons!!

Please?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 10, 2010, 12:30:59 PM
*Lands on the place*
O hai guys
Wazzup? *Puffs cigar*
*Turns head slowly* *Springs Predator blade and bolt-quickly slashes the area in behind*
*Distortions are seen in the air as SpacePredator decloaks, he has a large cut that goes from the right shoulder to the left thigh*
You called?
*SP coughs blood as his upper body falls apart in a gruesome demise*
*Turns head back to the group
Hey guys, Fitz's okay?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 10, 2010, 12:40:30 PM
the Exhaustion got to me.

i need coffee!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Kataclysmic Kaos on Nov 10, 2010, 01:57:43 PM
''summons legion of undead machines to the battleground''
GO MY MINIONS, CONQUER THEM ALL!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 10, 2010, 02:47:20 PM
Excuse me, if they are machines, how can they be undead? that is highly illogical.

*legion crumbles under its own fallacy*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 10, 2010, 02:49:05 PM
Chupacabras defeated the army

with the power of LOGIC

Hail him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 10, 2010, 02:51:45 PM
yes well, some of my victories are defined as similar to David against Goliath. I Disagree. David threw a rock at Goliath's head. What i did is pull the carpet and Curb stomp him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 04:04:23 PM
*regains awareness.* What happened?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Kataclysmic Kaos on Nov 10, 2010, 04:07:38 PM
I control anyone that dies in this thread for I am necromechanical. Ruler of machines and undead alike.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 04:08:19 PM
Quote from: Necromechanical on Nov 10, 2010, 04:07:38 PM
I control anyone that dies in this thread for I am necromechanical. Ruler of machines and undead alike.
Well you missed your opportunity.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 08:13:25 PM
STOP F**KING IGNORING ME. I WILL USE THIS!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft0.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3ApUyAzH4IVFoO0M%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fimg524.imageshack.us%2Fimg524%2F357%2F1stpreviewnx8.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=0e9be4e95dd430b984ddc025b29016bc2e47af71)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 10, 2010, 08:14:27 PM
*Ignores SP*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 08:15:37 PM
Where am I?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 08:15:56 PM
Be that way.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.videogamesblogger.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F06%2Fperfect-cell-dragon-ball-raging-blast-2-character-artwork.jpg&hash=4f13235ac7405b0b683d8ee932cabb7d5e236b9a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 10, 2010, 08:16:36 PM
*Turns head the other way*
Anyone wants to play Monopoly with me??
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 08:16:54 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 10, 2010, 08:16:36 PM
*Turns head the other way*
Anyone wants to play Monopoly with me??
Sure.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 10, 2010, 08:19:47 PM
YES!!
*Puts cardboard on table*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fandra.web.id%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F12%2Fmonopoly.jpg&hash=86f3334bb21b6ea5dc511bc0de8adafe5d95b525)
Okey, me the Ferrari, you the Dog. Cool?
*Throws dices*
6.
Oriental Avenue. Buy it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 08:20:41 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.myfavoritegames.com%2Fgallery-db-z-gt-x%2FScreenshots%2FDragonball_Z%2F09._Perfect_Cell_Saga%2F147._Trunks_Ascends%2F147-23.jpg&hash=89d40969e6e451ac47b945b21b10986c8f77235b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 10, 2010, 08:22:33 PM
Ghost, it is your turn!
*Ghost Rider tries to throw a dice but burns it*
-_-
*Throws dice for GR*

Do you see the result?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 08:22:43 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 10, 2010, 08:19:47 PM
YES!!
*Puts cardboard on table*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fandra.web.id%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F12%2Fmonopoly.jpg&hash=86f3334bb21b6ea5dc511bc0de8adafe5d95b525)
Okey, me the Ferrari, you the Dog. Cool?
*Throws dices*
6.
Oriental Avenue. Buy it.
*throws dice.* 7.
Chance card. (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmises.org%2Fimages3%2Fjailfree.gif&hash=dcf8a59e0505eed86599a624c1a1ce0bca3054c3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 08:30:20 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 08:22:43 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 10, 2010, 08:19:47 PM
YES!!
*Puts cardboard on table*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fandra.web.id%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F12%2Fmonopoly.jpg&hash=86f3334bb21b6ea5dc511bc0de8adafe5d95b525)
Okey, me the Ferrari, you the Dog. Cool?
*Throws dices*
6.
Oriental Avenue. Buy it.
*throws dice.* 7.
Chance card. http://mises.org/images3/jailfree.gif

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.needcoffee.com%2Fdvd%2Fdbz_ic-ratime1.jpg&hash=c91272797ea3f1590b101e0ab3fc70d923185b56)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 10, 2010, 08:33:17 PM
Good one brother, that card is really useful
*Throws dice*
4.
Free pass.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 08:34:42 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 10, 2010, 08:33:17 PM
Good one brother, that card is really useful
*Throws dice*
4.
Free pass.
*throws dice.*
5
Electric Company.
Buy for $100.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 08:34:49 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20100429065843%2Fdragonball%2Fimages%2F2%2F2f%2FCellImperfectAbsorbingAndroid17.png&hash=5804359804ca287795a0420a49786e30e29e0a79)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 08:35:54 PM
Your turn Omega.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 08:36:44 PM
'Sorbing him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 10, 2010, 08:43:36 PM
Not sure about this. *Throws dice*
9. Wow, New York Evenue. Bought!
But damn, I wanted the electric company!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 08:45:10 PM
*throws dice.*
5
Community Chest.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fchristinaspeaks.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F04%2Fmonopoly-bank-error-card.jpg&hash=87e2dddc8af80cb04245fa1a4c476d4036ecffa7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 08:47:31 PM
PREPARE TO BE EXTERMINATED

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fdoctorwho%2Fgallery%2Fs2_12-13gallery%2F800%2Fdaleks.jpg&hash=b9c77295503775b1eacf4a99b06d4ea26769c31d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 10, 2010, 08:48:09 PM
You lucky skullface, you. :D

*Throws dice*
2.

Chance!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.snapdrive.net%2Ffiles%2F522046%2FMonopoly%2FChance%2520-%2520Advance%2520To%2520St%2520Charles%2520Place.Gif&hash=7769ebcb6a417fb469a7bf241cfb8f2e6625ef8d)
Yay
Bought.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 08:49:27 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 10, 2010, 08:48:09 PM
You lucky skullface, you. :D

*Throws dice*
2.

Chance!
http://www.snapdrive.net/files/522046/Monopoly/Chance%20-%20Advance%20To%20St%20Charles%20Place.Gif
Yay
Bought.

*throws dice.*
7
Illionios Avenue.
Bought.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 08:50:22 PM
DALEK HAS PASSED GO. I WILL COLLECT 200 EARTH DOLLARS.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 10, 2010, 08:52:21 PM
*throws dices*
3.
Station! Bought.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 08:59:50 PM
DALEKS HAVE LANDED ON JAIL. INCORRECT. DALEKS ALWAYS SURVIVE!

*Shoots Monopoly board*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 10, 2010, 09:01:40 PM
Ghost, it's your turn.
*sips tea*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 10, 2010, 09:02:38 PM
EXTERMINATE OMEGAZILLA! EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINAAAAATE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 10, 2010, 10:08:32 PM
Man, I wish Fitz were here. I gotta hang around here until he shows up with my money, target details and my 10,000 chimichangas.

I guess I can always sit and watch Omega and that Ghost Rider guy play monopoly.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpoolReaction.jpg&hash=c87fe0e187e9abfd6706758261fe7abc3e185a30)

Huh. What's-his-name-sucks-Dragon-Balls is stirring up again. Nevermind. He'll go away soon enough.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpoolReaction.jpg&hash=c87fe0e187e9abfd6706758261fe7abc3e185a30)

Wow. Fitz better get here soon or I might just start hearing voices again.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 10, 2010, 10:15:21 PM
*Walks into room.*
"An illegal Monopoly ring!"
*GASP*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 10, 2010, 10:15:22 PM
You forgot it's me the money giver right?
I give you a Money mountain.
It's full of money.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.miniih.com%2Fminiiblog%2Fxzx%2Ffiles%2FImage%2FMoneyMountain.jpg&hash=6e3569849de0eedb5c578a4bab0bdc21a7b48bfb)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 10, 2010, 10:17:53 PM
"Money!"
"To the bank!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 10, 2010, 10:19:11 PM
Hey, Omega, I'm already here on a contract for Fitzgerald. I'll take whatever job you're offering me and do it after this one is complete.

Since he isn't gonna show for the rest of the night, presumably, I'm gonna arrange my stuff in the corner over there and take a nap.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpoolcap-1.jpg&hash=06ebaac45972bfecdb0068257dced2ed7e355ca8)

*Snores*

Spoiler
I'm heading off now guys, g'night!
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 10:57:20 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 08:32:23 AM
No need, I'm quit fine, thank you.

Mister Purebreed, I thank you for accompanying us.

Checkers, do we have a human Commications Director or Officer?
"We do in fact his name is Henry. Would you like me to take you to him?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 11:06:42 PM
Yes, please.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 11:09:03 PM
...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 11:33:07 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 11:06:42 PM
Yes, please.
"Right this way. He is scheduled to be at his office right now so he shouldnt be busy."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 11:33:51 PM
I wonder what i should do?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 11:35:14 PM
*Checkers stops for a moment*
It appears a survivor has been detected outside. I do hope he goes through the main entry gates....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 11:37:09 PM
*shakes the dust off and powers up.*(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comicbookmovie.com%2Fimages%2Fusers%2Fuploads%2F16352%2Fghost_rider.jpg&hash=e26f2e801feab2afa9475dcc17240f9605b2d6e6)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 10, 2010, 11:41:28 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 11:35:14 PM
*Checkers stops for a moment*
It appears a survivor has been detected outside. I do hope he goes through the main entry gates....
You go on, Checkers, I'll find Henry.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 11:42:13 PM
Something doesn't seem right about this.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 11:47:23 PM
*Checkers stops a moment*
"Litz finds it ok for me to go. Goodbye."
*Checkers flies off then stops and looks back*
"He also mentions that you should get on something called.... the X-bawks. Though im unsure what that means"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 11:49:02 PM
Hm......I feel......something that I have not felt before.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 11:50:26 PM
*Checkers flies towards the front gates and sees Ghost*
Hello there traveler!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 11:52:03 PM
Hello. Where is this place? Who are you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 10, 2010, 11:54:13 PM
"I am a drone of this safety station. Someone has named me Checkers and I find it acceptable to be called such. So i am Checkers. Now this place is a safe zone facility that is meant to save people from the Thing. Please come inside"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 10, 2010, 11:55:11 PM
What is the Thing? THe only thing i can remember is-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 12:03:46 AM
*Walks into office*
"Henry, the Officer of Communications?"
"Yes, why?"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.usatoday.net%2Fcommunitymanager%2F_photos%2Fpop-candy%2F2009%2F12%2F10%2Fdexx-large.jpg&hash=829ba5076e8f496c7afcb67b76ede6f6f830afbc)

*Door closes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 12:07:25 AM
*Jaming in the tree outside looking at Sweeps through a window*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.neiu.edu%2F%7Eemorale3%2Fnaruto_sasuke0008.jpg&hash=a6c08311851220db055a3231b1e3d75b60786196)

:o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 12:09:02 AM
I can remember only one thing.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 12:12:37 AM
And that is?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 12:13:08 AM
An epic battle...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 11, 2010, 12:23:36 AM
{Was eatting a burger with a human hand sticking out of it}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 12:27:15 AM
*Checkers suddenly explodes and a voice echoes*
*NO! HE KILLED HENRY!!!*
*Any remaining lights black out*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 12:28:23 AM
What the Hell is going on?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 12:33:16 AM
*Sitting in between Ghost and PQ watching Fitz*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftheblackmazk.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F11%2Fsasuke.jpg&hash=7276660c42601a5278f0f39ef702a77565345e77)
Who knows... Maybe his going somewhere with all this.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 12:34:30 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 12:27:15 AM
*Checkers suddenly explodes and a voice echoes*
*NO! HE KILLED HENRY!!!*
*Any remaining lights black out*
*Communications with the outpost go down, and Arthur is nowhere to be found*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 12:34:50 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 12:33:16 AM
*Sitting in between Ghost and PQ watching Fitz*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftheblackmazk.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F11%2Fsasuke.jpg&hash=7276660c42601a5278f0f39ef702a77565345e77)
Who knows... Maybe his going somewhere with all this.

Do I know you? You look strangely familiar to me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 12:43:54 AM
*Without moving looks at Ghost and remembers escaping the volcano*

(Flash Back)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F100TC_88___Pain___Sasuke_by_ByakuganLove.jpg&hash=474bb7e5410e86cb43e07cd739beb45f0dac4839)
I wasn't able to save Ghost or Shobi... No matter...

*Shakes heads*

I'm Lie, I don't think we've met before...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 12:45:37 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 12:43:54 AM
*Without moving looks at Ghost and remembers escaping the volcano*

(Flash Back)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F100TC_88___Pain___Sasuke_by_ByakuganLove.jpg&hash=474bb7e5410e86cb43e07cd739beb45f0dac4839)
I wasn't able to save Ghost or Shobi... No matter...

*Shakes heads*

I'm Lie, I don't think we've met before...

Oh.....Hi, You just remind me of a person i think i knew. I fought him. I can't even remember his name. I do remember that we used to best of friends.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 12:55:35 AM
Best Friends...  :-[

*Looks down and sighs*

You've got the wrong man, you gain nothing from looking in the past anway.  ;)

*Stands up*

The futures where the party's at!  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 12:58:13 AM
He had the same attitude and outlook as you do.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 01:04:26 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fdexter404.jpg&hash=92e6446ec4782d4cd24772f56fac9facab46b7cf)

You've got the wrong person! >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 01:06:02 AM
"What's it with you and rape? Noone's raping anyone!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 01:06:50 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 01:04:26 AM
http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac206/Lie1295/dexter404.jpg

You've got the wrong person! >:(

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fchatroom-ghostrider.websnadno.cz%2Fghost-rider-8.jpg&hash=b63215e4620416192cdb1ed1515422a4ab39c0e7)

That voice.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 01:14:14 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 01:06:02 AM
"What's it with you and rape? Noone's raping anyone!"

You should make a video out that scene and post it on youtube, the way he said it was so funny.

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 01:06:50 AM
http://chatroom-ghostrider.websnadno.cz/ghost-rider-8.jpg
That voice.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBw6HpyM2kw# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBw6HpyM2kw#)

(4:18 - 4:20)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 01:14:56 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 01:14:14 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 01:06:02 AM
"What's it with you and rape? Noone's raping anyone!"

You should make a video out that scene and post it on youtube, the way he said it was so funny.

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 01:06:50 AM
http://chatroom-ghostrider.websnadno.cz/ghost-rider-8.jpg
That voice.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBw6HpyM2kw# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBw6HpyM2kw#)

(4:18 - 4:20)

It is you. My memory has returned.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 01:20:43 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 01:14:14 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 01:06:02 AM
"What's it with you and rape? Noone's raping anyone!"

You should make a video out that scene and post it on youtube, the way he said it was so funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBT6e2tmh_M#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBT6e2tmh_M#ws)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 11, 2010, 01:26:10 AM
*chuka chuka chuka chuka chuka*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 01:27:14 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 01:20:43 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 01:14:14 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 01:06:02 AM
"What's it with you and rape? Noone's raping anyone!"

You should make a video out that scene and post it on youtube, the way he said it was so funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBT6e2tmh_M#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBT6e2tmh_M#ws)

Nice.  ;D

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 01:14:56 AM
It is you. My memory has returned.
I though you needed a little jolt, Fitz is up to something and we may need to stop him... Were gonna need help from a someone if his not to busy that is.

*Meanwhile*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.scottking.info%2FPics%2Fdexterpremerilithgrow.jpg&hash=f262ff046837ade026fde2b92280eb555ca909cc)
Shhh It's already over...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 01:29:14 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 01:27:14 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 01:20:43 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 01:14:14 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 01:06:02 AM
"What's it with you and rape? Noone's raping anyone!"

You should make a video out that scene and post it on youtube, the way he said it was so funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBT6e2tmh_M#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBT6e2tmh_M#ws)

Nice.  ;D

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 01:14:56 AM
It is you. My memory has returned.
I though you needed a little jolt, Fitz is up to something and we may need to stop him... Were gonna need help from a someone if his not to busy that is.

*Meanwhile*

http://www.scottking.info/Pics/dexterpremerilithgrow.jpg
Shhh It's already over...
I guess I'll need my evil side to help us.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 01:29:57 AM
*Security Protocol Officer Jennings- Life Signs- DECEASED*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 01:31:32 AM
DId you hear something?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 11, 2010, 01:33:17 AM
what are you people doing?!?! we need to get to a bunker Pronto! Nuclear war just begun!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 01:33:43 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 11, 2010, 01:33:17 AM
what are you people doing?!?! we need to get to a bunker Pronto! Nuclear war just begun!!!
Your point? I'm basicly dead.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 11, 2010, 01:35:32 AM
who was talking to you? you can go screw yourself for what i care.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 01:38:17 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 11, 2010, 01:35:32 AM
who was talking to you? you can go screw yourself for what i care.
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.toplessrobot.com%2F%2520%2520%2520%2520DBZ%2520%2520%2520%2520%2520%2520%2520%2520%2520%2520%2520Vegeta%2520Finger_ad.jpg&hash=08b8052ab07561d97ff941e99b5e47ab6e3e8eee)
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 01:40:22 AM
"*Thank you! Chupa what did you see out there?*"
* Suddenly the whole facility shakes and breaks down*
"*NOOOO! NOOOOOO!*
*Litz shuts down and the world outside is revealed to be contaminated by the thing*"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 01:42:09 AM
*Looks at Chupa*

The Troll method, his trying to get a negative response in order to invoke a fight.

*Drags Ghost to a corner*

Fight him all you want but stay in disguise and remember were looking for Trinity.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fdexter_400.jpg&hash=99bca0c24ceb7c9a4fd1a3bc39d8ce139f865f44)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 01:42:51 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 01:42:09 AM
*Looks at Chupa*

The Troll method, his trying to get a negative response in order to invoke a fight.

*Drags Ghost to a corner*

Fight him all you want but stay in disguise and remember were looking for Trinity.

http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac206/Lie1295/dexter_400.jpg
Why the f**k am I wearing a dress?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 11, 2010, 01:44:27 AM
Its flattering on you Ghost {Grins}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 01:45:31 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 11, 2010, 01:44:27 AM
Its flattering on you Ghost {Grins}
...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 01:45:52 AM
*Looks up and down Ghost's new body*

You can take the dress off if you like.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 01:45:59 AM
*Over the hill an infected Space Sweeper begins walking down the hill towards the group, seemingly uninfected*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 01:47:25 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 01:42:09 AM
http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac206/Lie1295/dexter_400.jpg
You.. covered up Benz's face..
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 01:47:33 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 01:45:52 AM
*Looks up and down Ghost's new body*

You can take the dress off if you like.  ;)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.toplessrobot.com%2F%2520%2520%2520%2520DBZ%2520%2520%2520%2520%2520%2520%2520%2520%2520%2520%2520Vegeta%2520Finger_ad.jpg&hash=08b8052ab07561d97ff941e99b5e47ab6e3e8eee)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 11, 2010, 01:55:01 AM
Fitz. there is a periscope on the Air filther. go check if we are clear yet.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 01:56:17 AM
*In the corner a Fitzgerald no one noticed checks the air*
Not clean yet. Thanks for getting me out of there Chupa, its insane.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 11, 2010, 01:58:20 AM
okay... so we are locked in a dark basements for the next two weeks to five years.

wanna watch cartoons?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 11, 2010, 01:58:58 AM
Sure, better be 90s cartoons...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 01:59:36 AM
What the hell.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 11, 2010, 02:00:16 AM
of course. I've got alot of Looney tunes and Hanna Barbera stuff too.

wait, queen, predators don't need special bathrooms, right?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 02:00:43 AM
Oww  :o Lets watch the 90's Spiderman!  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 02:02:24 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 02:00:43 AM
Oww  :o Lets watch the 90's Spiderman!  ;D
SOunds good. DOn't forget Godzilla the series. ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 11, 2010, 02:02:50 AM
{Shoves Lie aside} F*cking hate spiderman.....
LOONEY TOONS!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 02:08:26 AM
Who Framed Roger Rabbit is on AMC mothafu*kas!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 02:13:54 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F386-16.jpg&hash=818807e5afdd29b5e1de1021a86af5b704ccc4e6)

Fair enough if you like Looney Tunes more, but to say... That you hate the 90's Spiderman...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blog-city.info%2Fen%2Fimg3%2F305_sasuke_angry.gif&hash=450a65f7b08d9d2eb8d58c50017ecce59c76f85b)

THAT'S UNFORGIVEABLE!!!  >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 11, 2010, 02:22:24 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 02:13:54 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F386-16.jpg&hash=818807e5afdd29b5e1de1021a86af5b704ccc4e6)

Fair enough if you like Looney Tunes more, but to say... That you hate the 90's Spiderman...

http://www.blog-city.info/en/img3/305_sasuke_angry.gif

THAT'S UNFORGIVEABLE!!!  >:(
{Grabs Lie and hugs him in an awkward manner}
^_^
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 11, 2010, 02:28:27 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth08.deviantart.net%2Ffs29%2F300W%2Fi%2F2008%2F086%2F0%2F1%2F40_Ways_to_Annoy_Sasuke_Uchiha_by_Guinnygirl.png&hash=229455306a99996b782c25ce1c9a7889f48710c7)

...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F3133%2F147887-90744-sasuke_super.jpg&hash=85df6a4b23dfbdac046dbdfb0dc1983cf05aebbf)
Next time you hate on Spiderman... I'll kill you.  :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 11, 2010, 02:54:08 AM
Tom & Jerry anyone?

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 02:55:12 AM
Sure.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 03:03:04 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 11, 2010, 02:54:08 AM
Tom & Jerry anyone?
Yep.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 11, 2010, 03:04:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvapzt8FKLk# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvapzt8FKLk#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 03:06:23 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 11, 2010, 03:04:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvapzt8FKLk# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvapzt8FKLk#)
1 of my favorites.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 11, 2010, 03:07:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9Rjek8ncjY# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9Rjek8ncjY#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 03:08:57 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 11, 2010, 03:07:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9Rjek8ncjY# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9Rjek8ncjY#)
Are you in my mind?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 03:13:51 AM
Oh! This one!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 11, 2010, 03:14:54 AM
no, in your childhood:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7jJkajLy4Q# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7jJkajLy4Q#)
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 03:13:51 AM
Oh! This one!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 03:17:49 AM
What?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 11, 2010, 06:52:03 AM
Old cartoons? I'll pass. Unless you have Bugs Bunny.... especially the one where Elmer Fudd keeps erasing him and stuff.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 11, 2010, 08:20:22 AM
*Wakes up beneath rubble*

Wha-?

Guys? Guys! Fitzgerald? Ghost Rider? Where is everyone?

In other news, I can't believe it! I'm alive! I'm aliiiiiiiiiiive-! Ah, that's no big deal. I remember now. Everyone else is probably dead. Which means I'll be all alone, and I'll only have myself to talk to. And then the voices will come back. My brain is deformed.

Which also means, Fitzgerald cheated me outta my money, and my 10,000 chimichangas! Well, maybe my apartment and TV survived.

QuoteI doubt that.
QuoteHow do you know the extent of the damage?

Shut up. Both of you.

Later...

Well, at least this small building is still intact. I guess we can stay here, and I've got all the plastic explosive I could ever want.

QuoteWhat are we gonna blow up?
QuoteYou know that the world already beat us to exploding things, right?
QuoteDoesn't mean we have to stop just 'cause the world did.

Later Still...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdpsc4chair-1.jpg&hash=a7b2366018147a27ea5814ae09a815d88f37351e)

There aren't any jobs, hell-o! The world blew up!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 08:27:51 AM
Get on MSN!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 11, 2010, 08:37:40 AM
QuoteWas he talking to us?
QuoteSomeone was talking? Surely that's good news?

Nah, he's just another voice calling to our writer.

QuoteDarn.
QuoteSo we're stuck here, alone, with a crappy plastic chair?
QuoteSeems that way.

I wish my brain wasn't deformed.

QuoteHey!
QuoteI got your deformity right here, buddy!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 08:42:52 AM
*Radio Puba has goes off*
Hey man its Fitz! Were in a bunker where are you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 11, 2010, 08:51:29 AM
*Radio goes off*
"Hey man it's Fitz! We're in a bunker where are you?"

QuoteThe radio!
QuoteNo #$!&, Sherlock.

I have a radio?

*Answers*

You're in a #@?!*%$ bunker?! You just left me asleep in the corner and #?@$£& off into a bunker?!

QuoteWow, what a colourful vocabulary.
QuoteYou know we can't actually swear? It just comes out as symbols.

Really? $£*%. Oh yeah!

Oh, sorry Fitz. Yeah, anyway, you're in a #@?!*%$ bunker?! I'm holed up in a freakin' broken house making a chair! And you're in a bunker?! Where's the guy I gotta take out!?
QuoteWhere's our insurance!?
Where's my money?!
QuoteOne: We don't have insurance. Two: Fitz can't hear us. We're inside our own head.
Where's my TEN THOUSAND CHIMICHANGAS?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 08:57:37 AM
Were working under the assumption the explosion killed them and you didnt work at all! Why should I pay you?
Anyways get to the bunker... I think a small radiation dose is ok...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 11, 2010, 09:03:14 AM
QuoteDude, put the sword away, you can't kill him over radio.
QuoteSurely there's a service for that?
Quote...
QuoteHey! Don't elipse on me.

I didn't work. BECAUSE YOU NEVER GAVE ME THE GODDAMN TARGET! If you really, really want me to come over there into your bunker, then I will. I'll have to trek all the way over there, but by Gods, if I get my target and payment then I'll be there ASAP!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpooltemplate-2-1.jpg&hash=2a8da74c4c32bc657d5fb971fb8e619a98fddd60)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 09:09:58 AM
Goddamned.
*Mumbling heard on radio*
Anyone here know how to make Chimichangas? We can forge the money
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 11, 2010, 09:18:23 AM
The f**k?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 09:19:35 AM
Im sorry Puba but if you dont get here in a couple seconds im locking the bunker to keep Space Pred out.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 11, 2010, 09:20:10 AM
Hey hey, I'm over that shit.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 09:21:51 AM
We cant risk an infection!
Puba cant be infected so hes ok but you....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 11, 2010, 09:23:22 AM
"Goddamned.
*Mumbling heard on radio*
Anyone here know how to make Chimichangas? We can forge the money"

QuoteDude, he's trying to screw us over.
QuoteBastard!

You better not be trying to screw me over. I'm not sure if you're familiar with the event in which I almost pushed a teste-less, wheelchair-using old man into his own fireplace because he screwed me over? Maybe you'd like to be him?

QuoteWe got him by the short ones now!
QuoteThat's gross, but oh-so-true.

I've seen counterfeit dollar bills before, and I know a decent chimichanga when I taste one. If you're screwing me over, you're gonna be green with radiation posioning and have one helluva tan.

*Disables radio*

QuoteLet's go get our payment.
QuoteWe have to do the job first, and aquire the target.

Yah.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 11, 2010, 09:24:10 AM
Please... I am over that shit.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Nov 11, 2010, 09:24:55 AM
*sitting in corner of bunker*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.redicecreations.com%2Fspecialreports%2F2005%2F04apr%2Fcutsoul02.jpg&hash=6834de434d7d6bfac0dd944d8f73d584e884f7b9)

Hello Fitz.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 09:26:57 AM
*Paces back and forth*
Yo se clo que se debe de aser.....
*Calls in airdrop and the Chimichangas land near Puba*
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 11, 2010, 09:24:55 AM
*sitting in corner of bunker*

http://www.redicecreations.com/specialreports/2005/04apr/cutsoul02.jpg

Hello Fitz.
Hello Marines....
Wait are we alone in here? Why the hell would you sneak into m- how did you sneak into here with no hands and a bird to make noise?!?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 11, 2010, 09:30:03 AM
Let me in!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 09:32:08 AM
*Inside the lonely room screams are heard and the group runs to the door of the room*
That was just Space Pred guys
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 11, 2010, 09:32:49 AM
Look... I can be of use! I'm a Predator! From Space!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 09:33:34 AM
*Fitz yells at wall*
WE HAVE PQ IN HERE! YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 11, 2010, 09:34:21 AM
QuoteAn air drop?
QuoteChimichangas?

You know what this means? We've been given half our payment for nothing.

QuoteWhich means...?

Fitzgerald is afraid of me.

QuoteWhich means we'll get our money for nothing if we go over there.

Possibly not. He isn't stupid. But I might be able to make him pee himself.

QuoteThat's always fun!

I think I should get my money, and screw the chimichangas. Let's pay Fitz a visit.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpooltemplate-2-1.jpg&hash=2a8da74c4c32bc657d5fb971fb8e619a98fddd60)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 09:36:07 AM
Im not afraid!
The chimichangas were a showing that I wasnt screwing you!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 09:36:29 AM
*Grabs picture-*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imperiodefamosas.mobi%2Fcaras%2FYvonne_Strahovski.jpg&hash=20920c3da9b019c1b15c770277c1f6c982f4e36a)
*-and goes to bunker corner*

lol.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 11, 2010, 09:36:58 AM
Why is even MORE pred tech not of use?!

Have you never had the dream of armies of aliens vs predators when you were a lad?!

Please!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 09:37:31 AM
OH GOD!
SWEEPER THE BUNKER HAS MULTIPLE ROOMS!
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 11, 2010, 09:36:58 AM
Why is even MORE pred tech not of use?!

Have you never had the dream of armies of aliens vs predators when you were a lad?!

Please!
No mang
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 09:38:10 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 09:37:31 AM
OH GOD!
SWEEPER THE BUNKER HAS MULTIPLE ROOMS!
Then get out of miiiine!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 09:39:03 AM
BUT THIS IS MY ROOM!
*Pushes Sweeper and Marines outside of his room*
Bloody hell
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 11, 2010, 09:39:31 AM
*Blasts down the door*

I am very disappointed.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 09:40:43 AM
*Door reveals another door behind it*
If you shoot it down we all die!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 11, 2010, 09:41:00 AM
QuoteMaybe he's trying to contact us?
QuoteGenius here broke the radio.

Shaddup.

Later...

Well, here we are.

QuoteLook who it is! SpacePredator!
QuoteHaha! They locked him out!

SpacePredator! Yoo-hoo! Wanna get into the bunker?

*Pulls out lots of plastic explosive and cutting tools*

QuoteUhh, he just blasted his own way in.

Drat.

QuoteThere goes the badass entrance.

*Walks into bunker*

Fitzgerald? Where are you? Come out, come out wherever you are!

Hey look! Another door!

"If you shoot it down we all die!!!"

*Attaches plastic explosive*

*BOOM!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 11, 2010, 09:42:04 AM
Hey Purebreed, let's get him. I have heat-vision.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 09:42:24 AM
*Puba walks into second door*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 09:43:29 AM
HURR HURR SHE LOOKS LIKE JULIANA EMERSON

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgallery.strahotski.com%2Fgalleries%2Fchuck-screen-captures%2Fseason2%2Fep2.20%2Fstrahovski-ep220-039.JPG&hash=e1887ac686e29f2f4b596500e1988d96a6c20bb2)

HURR HURR

*collapses*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 11, 2010, 09:44:18 AM
I just blew the door off its hinges. With plastic explosive.

*Punches SpacePredator*

I'm not gonna kill him-! Yet.
QuoteAwww.
QuoteWe want our money.

I want my money, Fitz. Now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 11, 2010, 09:46:03 AM
Ow. Whatever.

*Follows Purebreed*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 09:46:10 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 09:43:29 AM
HURR HURR SHE LOOKS LIKE JULIANA EMERSON
clickz (http://gallery.strahotski.com/picture.php/strahovski-ep220-039/category/chuck/season2/220-chuck-versus-the-first-kill)
HURR HURR

*collapses*
Holy shit there insane enough to go through the second door!
*finds himself in a room with Chupa*
Hey man.
*Explosions and screaming is heard and a few seconds later Fitz walks out with a gass mask and an AA-12*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 09:46:33 AM
What the F**k do you think your doing?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 11, 2010, 09:47:35 AM
*Aims plasma caster*

YOU DIE! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 09:47:35 AM
*wimminz watch on the surveillence as teh n3rdz struggle*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgallery.strahotski.com%2Fgalleries%2Fchuck-screen-captures%2Fseason2%2Fep2.20%2Fstrahovski-ep220-036.JPG&hash=2b6372ae42f6aebd4583f4f8bfd4f942f02485a8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 11, 2010, 09:49:10 AM
"What the F**k do you think your doing?"

You know I can't be killed, it'll just be a waste of ammo.

Now, unless you want a tan and a few extra appendages you better give me my target, and give me my money. Or I blow this thing to hell.

QuoteHow do you plan on doing that?
QuoteWhen Fitz ran away we planted enough explosives on the walls to level the place.

You shouldn't have ran Fitz.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpoolReaction.jpg&hash=c87fe0e187e9abfd6706758261fe7abc3e185a30)

*Throws Katana into the back of SpacePredator's head*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 11, 2010, 09:50:27 AM
*Pulls it out*

LET ME KILL HIM.

*Pulls out Shurikens*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 09:50:43 AM
Real Emerson thinks you shouldn't kill people.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgallery.strahotski.com%2Fgalleries%2Fchuck-screen-captures%2Fseason2%2Fep2.20%2Fstrahovski-ep220-011.JPG&hash=b1f7887be6d2ce1b238ac4bccbf6180cc63cb808)

Real Emerson thinks she should kill a bitch.

Spoiler
PS- Real Emerson is SO hot. quote if you concur.
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 11, 2010, 09:51:42 AM
*Sheaths Shurikens*

Fine. PBA, Fitz is yours.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 11, 2010, 09:53:47 AM
*SpacePredator pulls it out*

"LET ME KILL HIM."

*SpacePredator pulls out Shurikens*

Fine. You wanna play it like that?

*SpacePredator sheaths Shurikens*

"Fine. PBA, Fitz is yours."

Good.
QuoteNow, I think we should take Fitz outside.
QuoteYes.
*Takes Fitzgerald outside*

Who else is in there, Fitz? You know I have the detonator. Money please, or everyone else dies. *Grins*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 11, 2010, 09:55:01 AM
*Follows*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 09:56:16 AM
* Immediately Fitzgeralds head splits and an odd tongue barb shoots out and begins to assimilate Space Pred who falls into a room and kicks the door shut leaving only Puba and an 8 foot tall Fitz Thing in the open*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 11, 2010, 09:57:33 AM
God damn it.

*Gets up*

Gonna watch on the moniter...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 09:58:22 AM
this is the part where you quote the quote if she's hawt part.

:P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 11, 2010, 09:59:09 AM
*SpacePredator Follows*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpoolReaction.jpg&hash=c87fe0e187e9abfd6706758261fe7abc3e185a30)

Fine. Follow if you will, but you're not getting my money.

QuoteYeah! Bitch!
QuoteWord.

Shaddup.

* Immediately Fitzgeralds head splits and an odd tongue barb shoots out and begins to assimilate Space Pred who falls into a room and kicks the door shut leaving only Puba and an 8 foot tall Fitz Thing in the openl*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool__Oh_by_Ricard08-3.jpg&hash=c893388f48c71c7336731ecd5698f7b380745884)

QuoteWell, he got the extra appendages.
QuoteBye, bye cash.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 09:59:32 AM
*Space Predator now an assimilated thing holds down Pure breed alien as Fitzgerald bites him with his open head*
NOM NOM NOM
*Screams are heard and Puba drops the detonator*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 10:00:30 AM
no quote?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJJj-TlrikM#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJJj-TlrikM#ws)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 11, 2010, 10:00:47 AM
FrEdOmM.. grDFSWG...

*Fights against assimilation*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 10:02:08 AM
why do i need to be so far gone the night where Spacepred isnt posting ghey pics?  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 10:02:42 AM
*Fitz arm rips off and double assimilates Space Pred*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 11, 2010, 10:03:44 AM
*actvates self destruct*

BITCH GO BOOM
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 11, 2010, 10:04:02 AM
*Inside the belly of the beast*

QuoteWhat a cliche' title.
QuoteYep.

This isn't going to end well.

QuoteWe're gonna be in deep $#!&.
QuoteThat's gonna stink.

Stop with the puns. I'm getting outta here.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool-cover-1.jpg&hash=7ab2b72a648d8f925fe149d9005417372d083117)

*Fires at the stomach lining, which bursts*

*Rolls out, covered in guts*

Alien, much?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 10:05:06 AM
*remaining things run inside bunker and find Chuping has assimilated Lie leaving only PQ as they seal themselves in to survive the blast*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 10:06:02 AM
*Puba does not realize he's spit out and infected*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 11, 2010, 10:06:24 AM
FREE ME AND THERE WILL BE NO BOOM
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 10:07:30 AM
*Space pred explodes and the bunker is unaffected*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 11, 2010, 10:08:00 AM
*Picks up detonator*

*Bunker explodes*

QuoteQuick! Think of a one-liner!

QuoteHurry!

Is there a doctor in the house?

QuoteLame.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 11, 2010, 10:08:52 AM
*SP brain lands in bunker*

Fuuu... that hurrrts.... heeeellllp
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 10:10:31 AM
*Throws up on Fitzs lap*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 11, 2010, 10:12:07 AM
*Bunker smoulders*

*Puba does not realize he's spit out and infected*

QuoteYou see that?

QuoteYep.

Too bad he doesn't realise that my cells are in a constant state of flux, so I'm immune to disease and infection.

QuoteApart from cancer.
QuoteYeah, but we already have that.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 10:17:29 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgallery.strahotski.com%2Fgalleries%2Fchuck-screen-captures%2Fseason2%2Fep2.20%2Fstrahovski-ep220-011.JPG&hash=b1f7887be6d2ce1b238ac4bccbf6180cc63cb808)


Real Emerson is hot. and if you dont agree. well, I dont know what you are.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 11, 2010, 10:17:50 AM
*There is a clunking sound*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.unlimitedricepudding.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fpresslaunch7.png&hash=65ff3aaa613d00f17ff19589bd06b8793827ffa1)

*Leaps behind PBA*

Protect me!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 11, 2010, 12:45:01 PM
What the f**k man, I can't be off for a night and you do ten moar pages?!
*Slashes SP from the backside and watches as his upper part falls to the ground*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Nov 11, 2010, 02:26:26 PM
*walks calmly out of bunker wreckage talking to self*

Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 09:50:43 AM
Spoiler
PS- Real Emerson is SO hot. quote if you concur.
[close]

Anyways. Affliction appears to be xenological in origin. Assimilates organic-based life. Takes control of body. Perfect replication.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi34.tinypic.com%2Fmubx1w.png&hash=903ac88552d426e18a1e319b197e4c23f8594b5c)

Heh, heh... I know a fair bit about that. Many are infected. The catastrophic potential of such an infection is... unimaginable.

*phases to Bowman*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fal7mi.com%2Fimages%2FDavid_Bowman.jpg&hash=ea1e1b815629ecce489fa20c4ab93602b9b5c3ea)

Cure possible? No. Extermination only option. Must destroy all infected. Unfortunate. But, cure impossib-

Unless!


*phases to Sagan*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.discovermagazine.com%2Fbadastronomy%2Ffiles%2F2006%2Fsagan_planets.jpg&hash=a78f5a1150fb9f95a286980458a3edf028ba8bb1)

Yes, yes, yes. Could work. No guarantee. Infected bodies still need to be eliminated, but originals restored. Must move quickly, work on cure.

*phases to Star Child*

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Must move quickly.

*teleports away from bunker*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 11, 2010, 03:57:01 PM
At home- with a new chair

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 04:07:10 PM
Action time.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 11, 2010, 04:09:49 PM
QuoteIs everyone Thing-ised?
QuoteI dunno I kinda lost track, the chair is so comfortable.
QuoteWill we go away once we regain some human contact?
QuoteI think so, yes.
Quote#$^&.
Quote'#$^&' indeed.

Guys, quiet, I'm trying to enjoy this chair.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 04:12:37 PM
TIme to power-up.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 11, 2010, 04:14:38 PM
*Falls asleep in the chair*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 04:14:55 PM
Good idea.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 11, 2010, 07:13:42 PM
I'm not thing-ised! *Incinerates a thing with flamethrowers*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 08:04:54 PM
TIME TO TRANSFORM!!!!!!!!!!(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_8ie37mgxIXA%2FReZdfmle9dI%2FAAAAAAAAAbQ%2F17o6hlG-cfE%2Fs400%2FVengeance1.jpg&hash=9b357f134e7ed7b37ceeec7612298d7cfe838fce)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 11, 2010, 08:07:43 PM
No u.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 08:08:26 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 11, 2010, 08:07:43 PM
No u.
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 11, 2010, 08:09:52 PM
No u.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 11, 2010, 08:52:46 PM
I'm going to go sit in my chair.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 11, 2010, 09:10:55 PM
No u.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 11, 2010, 09:12:47 PM
*Drives around PBA*

Look at my chair, comfortable and modern!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 10:23:22 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 11, 2010, 08:52:46 PM
I'm going to go sit in my chair.

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Spoiler
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 10:52:05 PM
^ I was gonna say that!
*Back in story*
I think we should all try to get him
*Fitz thing points at Omega zilla and many small parts of the Things go after him stealthily*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Nov 11, 2010, 10:59:41 PM
*returns in Star Child form*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.currybet.net%2Fimages%2Farticles%2F2009%2F2001%2F47_starchild2.jpg&hash=10787ff5349ba614ce5188c0a9c897878976862d)

Hello, Fitzgerald impostor.

*morphs into Roy Batty*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fantascienza.com%2Fmagazine%2Fimgbank%2FARTICOLI%2Froy-batty.jpg&hash=192c0bf3d5a98c7b89658d0bf903e93934b41070)

Whatever you are, I'm here to stop you. I'm here to get Fitzgerald back.

*morphs into Dave Bowman*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pbs.org%2Fwgbh%2Fnova%2Fspyfactory%2Fimages%2Fpoli-03-l.jpg&hash=b210749747a886ee722ce0572b18d068e79e93a0)

Omega, you should get away. This will not go well.

Thing, I am here to get back my friends. You will be destroyed.

*morphs to Carl Sagan*

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*pulls out device, presses buttons, original Fitzgerald appears in front of him*

Good to see you again. Now, let's kill this thing.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:01:56 PM
"What the bloody hell in - HOLY f**k!"
*Fitzgerald uses Famas to shoot at the Thing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Nov 11, 2010, 11:03:47 PM
My xenological and biological studies of this organism indicate that energy-based weapons work best, such as flamethrowers or lightning-guns.

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Take this.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:07:28 PM
So what your saying is that we have to...
*Puts on flamethrower*
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
*Shoots and burns incoming Fitzgerald thing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Nov 11, 2010, 11:09:52 PM
To put it bluntly, yes. Kill it with fire.

Weapons are such a primitive form of communication. But, sometimes, it is the only way that works.

*shoots more lightning*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:10:43 PM
Ok that ones dead.
Get Sweeper back please?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Nov 11, 2010, 11:17:02 PM
So, who, exactly, has been infected?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:19:19 PM
Well ummm....
*Taps into thing memories*
Lets see. Sweeper from the get go. Then I thought I got you, apperently not. Then Chupa, then Lie.
Everyone except PQ really. I mean Puba and Space Pred are carriers.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 11:23:30 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:19:19 PM
Well ummm....
*Taps into thing memories*
Lets see. Sweeper from the get go. Then I thought I got you, apperently not. Then Chupa, then Lie.
Everyone except PQ really. I mean Puba and Space Pred are carriers.
I'm not infected.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 11, 2010, 11:24:26 PM
{Bites into an apple} what is happening now?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:24:55 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 11:23:30 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:19:19 PM
Well ummm....
*Taps into thing memories*
Lets see. Sweeper from the get go. Then I thought I got you, apperently not. Then Chupa, then Lie.
Everyone except PQ really. I mean Puba and Space Pred are carriers.
I'm not infected.
You were never in the bunker!
How the hell are we supposed to trust you?
*Adjusts mask*
Your lucky Space Marines. You can breathe the nuclear air.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 11:26:32 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:24:55 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 11:23:30 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:19:19 PM
Well ummm....
*Taps into thing memories*
Lets see. Sweeper from the get go. Then I thought I got you, apperently not. Then Chupa, then Lie.
Everyone except PQ really. I mean Puba and Space Pred are carriers.
I'm not infected.
You were never in the bunker!
How the hell are we supposed to trust you?
*Adjusts mask*
Your lucky Space Marines. You can breathe the nuclear air.
F**king look at me.(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_8ie37mgxIXA%2FReZdfmle9dI%2FAAAAAAAAAbQ%2F17o6hlG-cfE%2Fs400%2FVengeance1.jpg&hash=9b357f134e7ed7b37ceeec7612298d7cfe838fce)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Nov 11, 2010, 11:26:44 PM
Nuclear air? What? I've been gone for awhile.

So, we gotta find assimilated Sweeper, Chupa, Lie, PBA, and Space Pred?

Damn. That'll take some work.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 11:27:56 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 11, 2010, 11:26:44 PM
Nuclear air? What? I've been gone for awhile.

So, we gotta find assimilated Sweeper, Chupa, Lie, PBA, and Space Pred?

Damn. That'll take some work.
SO have I.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:29:01 PM
Chupa and Lie are in the bunker.
And PQ is somewhere in there. Also Space Preds remaining Thing brain is up there.
*Points at top of bunker*
I still dont think we can trust Ghost. Ill watch our backs
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 11:29:42 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:29:01 PM
Chupa and Lie are in the bunker.
And PQ is somewhere in there. Also Space Preds remaining Thing brain is up there.
*Points at top of bunker*
I still dont think we can trust Ghost. Ill watch our backs
Do you fear my new look?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 11:30:47 PM
*Adds Fitz on MSN*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 11, 2010, 11:31:23 PM
I'm ready for the party.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 11, 2010, 11:31:41 PM
{Was sitting in a dead tree eatting apples}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:32:00 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 11:29:42 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:29:01 PM
Chupa and Lie are in the bunker.
And PQ is somewhere in there. Also Space Preds remaining Thing brain is up there.
*Points at top of bunker*
I still dont think we can trust Ghost. Ill watch our backs
Do you fear my new look?
You were never in the damned bunker! You could be infected for all I know!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Nov 11, 2010, 11:32:18 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 11:30:47 PM
*Adds Fitz on MSN*

THERE HE IS!

*opens fire*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 11:32:38 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:32:00 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 11:29:42 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:29:01 PM
Chupa and Lie are in the bunker.
And PQ is somewhere in there. Also Space Preds remaining Thing brain is up there.
*Points at top of bunker*
I still dont think we can trust Ghost. Ill watch our backs
Do you fear my new look?
You were never in the damned bunker! You could be infected for all I know!!!


How does a skeleton get infected?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:34:42 PM
It just doe-
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 11, 2010, 11:32:18 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 11:30:47 PM
*Adds Fitz on MSN*

THERE HE IS!

*opens fire*
*Opens fire with flamethrower while running at him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 11:35:15 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:34:42 PM
It just doe-
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 11, 2010, 11:32:18 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 11:30:47 PM
*Adds Fitz on MSN*

THERE HE IS!

*opens fire*
*Opens fire with flamethrower while running at him*
*shoots hellfire out of his hands.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:35:41 PM
*Dodges hellfie*
What the f**k!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 11:36:31 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:35:41 PM
*Dodges hellfie*
What the f**k!!!
Not you dumbass!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:39:42 PM
Then why the hell is my foot on fire dumbass!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 11:40:49 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:39:42 PM
Then why the hell is my foot on fire dumbass!
That's your flamethrower.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 11, 2010, 11:41:11 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 11, 2010, 11:32:18 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 11:30:47 PM
*Adds Fitz on MSN*

THERE HE IS!

*opens fire*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20100903202261%2Fcallofduty%2Fimages%2F3%2F39%2FFlamethrowerBO.png&hash=7d1c74cdc9e6d184937a01c7576531f6c4bd381c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 11:41:43 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsouthparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com%2Fshared%2Fsps%2Fimages%2Fshows%2Fsouthpark%2Fvertical_video%2Fimport%2Fseason_01%2Fsp_0103_11_v6.jpg%3Fwidth%3D480&hash=26240ad6fd0a5ffdeebadac4ffaf6df316afbfb5)
*Fetal position*
*Puts tarp over head*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 11:42:08 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 11:41:43 PM
http://southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com/shared/sps/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/import/season_01/sp_0103_11_v6.jpg?width=480
*Fetal position*
*Puts tarp over head*
THAT WON'T SAVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:42:29 PM
My flame thrower is on my goddamned back and its not active!
That was you!
*Sees tarp*
Whatever dumbass!
*sets Sweeper on fire*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 11:43:32 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:42:29 PM
My flame thrower is on my goddamned back and its not active!
That was you!
*Sees tarp*
Whatever dumbass!
*sets Sweeper on fire*
Just don't challenge me like that again. The next time I won't be so.......merciful.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 11:45:10 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 11:43:32 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:42:29 PM
My flame thrower is on my goddamned back and its not active!
That was you!
*Sees tarp*
Whatever dumbass!
*sets Sweeper on fire*
Just don't challenge me like that again. The next time I won't be so.......merciful.
What the hell are, an Oblivion NPC?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 11:46:06 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 11:45:10 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 11:43:32 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:42:29 PM
My flame thrower is on my goddamned back and its not active!
That was you!
*Sees tarp*
Whatever dumbass!
*sets Sweeper on fire*
Just don't challenge me like that again. The next time I won't be so.......merciful.
What the hell are, an Oblivion NPC?
*shoots with shotgun.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 11, 2010, 11:47:06 PM
Listen to Space Marines and set him on fire!!!
*Burns Sweeper dead*
Ok now bring him back Marines!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 11:47:25 PM
Ow. My internet body hurts.  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 11:47:56 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 11:47:25 PM
Ow. My internet body hurts.  :P
Die.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Nov 11, 2010, 11:49:55 PM
*taps buttons*

There. My scientifical plot-device machine thingy brought back the original Sweeper. The Thing Sweeper has been killed.

I'm bored of this now.

*throws Fitz the machine thingy*

Take this.

*phases into Star Child*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nso.lt%2Fstories%2Fimg%2Fstarchild.jpg&hash=e7e4c0409bf8b1c503bad31a96eef95b72813402)

*leaves thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 11:50:27 PM
That's one down.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 11:52:55 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 11, 2010, 11:49:55 PM
There. My scientifical plot-device machine thingy brought back the original Sweeper. The Thing Sweeper has been killed.
Finally somebody brings up the stupidity of killing off another member in these things.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 11, 2010, 11:53:36 PM
WHo's next?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 11, 2010, 11:58:02 PM
people, get outta my hole. i have to study physics and the radiation mis gone.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 12:00:01 AM
 :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 12, 2010, 12:06:02 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 11, 2010, 11:58:02 PM
people, get outta my hole. i have to study physics and the radiation mis gone.
*Shoots Thing chupa with flamethrower and kills it*
Ok.
*Brings back original*
*Repeats process on everyone*
DONE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 12:07:25 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 12, 2010, 12:06:02 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 11, 2010, 11:58:02 PM
people, get outta my hole. i have to study physics and the radiation mis gone.
*Shoots Thing chupa with flamethrower and kills it*
Ok.
*Brings back original*
*Repeats process on everyone*
DONE!
F**k. Nothing to destroy.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 12, 2010, 04:06:12 AM
*Descends from the heavens*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 04:11:10 AM
*poof of smoke and apears on a gaint toad*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiy-TOxarTo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiy-TOxarTo#)


*peeps through a telescope to look for girls* What only guys TO hell with this!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 04:12:13 AM
Hmm.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 12, 2010, 05:06:15 AM
{Throws apple cores at people}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 12, 2010, 06:04:06 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 11, 2010, 02:26:26 PM
*walks calmly out of bunker wreckage talking to self*
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 11, 2010, 09:50:43 AM
Spoiler
PS- Real Emerson is SO hot. quote if you concur.
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Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 11, 2010, 02:26:26 PM
Cure possible? No. Extermination only option. Must destroy all infected. Unfortunate. But, cure impossib-

Unless!

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 08:51:39 AM
Wazzzup, fill me in.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 02:25:10 PM
Hmm......
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 05:08:24 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 08:51:39 AM
Wazzzup, fill me in.
Ok.

*stuffs you full of stuffing*

there your filled in.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 08:59:47 PM
*Pulls out stuffing and spears Ghoul*

You just don't do that.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:00:45 PM
*pulls out spear* you said you wanted to be filled in?  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:02:13 PM
*grabs SP.* Enough.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 09:03:05 PM
What? Why?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 12, 2010, 09:03:19 PM
I'm bored.

:|

*As Ghost Rider is holding SP, slashes SP from the back and watches as the lower part falls to the ground*

:3
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:04:11 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:03:05 PM
What? Why?
Because i said so.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 09:04:43 PM
Damn it OZ! How many times have I told you not to do that?

*Sews self back together*

Go invade Candyland.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:06:41 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:04:43 PM
Damn it OZ! How many times have I told you not to do that?

*Sews self back together*

Go invade Candyland.

Glad we see eye-to-eye, if you do that again, you will be tortured for eternity in Hell.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 09:08:43 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:06:41 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:04:43 PM
Damn it OZ! How many times have I told you not to do that?

*Sews self back together*

Go invade Candyland.

Glad we see eye-to-eye, if you do that again, you will be tortured for eternity in Hell.

I thought this thread was about killing eachother?

Dang, have I been mislead.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:09:12 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:08:43 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:06:41 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:04:43 PM
Damn it OZ! How many times have I told you not to do that?

*Sews self back together*

Go invade Candyland.

Glad we see eye-to-eye, if you do that again, you will be tortured for eternity in Hell.

I thought this thread was about killing eachother?

Dang, have I been mislead.

It is, but i defend my allies.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 09:10:14 PM
Oh, okay. Sorry Ghoulie.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 12, 2010, 09:11:23 PM
Do what?
*Severes SP's arm and uses it as a nunchaku*
Kiya.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:11:44 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 12, 2010, 09:11:23 PM
Do what?
*Severes SP's arm and uses it as a nunchaku*
Kiya.
What?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:12:31 PM
*patches himself up and than picks food out of his teeth with the spear than puts it down.* We need some music.


*puts on some music and does some stupid toad hermit dance*

Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:10:14 PM
Oh, okay. Sorry Ghoulie.
Its no biggy *continues danceing.*


Wait didn't Omega just cut Ghost Rider?

*hits omega with a stick* Bad boy go do that somewhere else! That's what tenis balls are for!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 09:13:06 PM
INVADE CANDYLAND YOU STUPID SON OF A-

I mean... invade Candyland, would you kindly Omega?

*Attaches arm*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 12, 2010, 09:13:38 PM
SP told me to not do that.
Do what, I asked.
And I ask it again.
What?
*severes SP's left leg*

Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:12:31 PM
Wait didn't Omega just cut Ghost Rider?

*hits omega with a stick* Bad boy go do that somewhere else! That's what tenis balls are for!
Dude.
I cut SpacePredator.

Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:13:06 PM
INVADE CANDYLAND YOU STUPID SON OF A-

I mean... invade Candyland, would you kindly Omega?

*Attaches arm*
Nope.
I shall invade
YOUR MIND
*Invades SP's mind*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:14:20 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 12, 2010, 09:13:38 PM
SP told me to not do that.
Do what, I asked.
And I ask it again.
What?
*severes SP's left leg*

Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:12:31 PM
Wait didn't Omega just cut Ghost Rider?

*hits omega with a stick* Bad boy go do that somewhere else! That's what tenis balls are for!
Dude.
I cut SpacePredator.

Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:13:06 PM
INVADE CANDYLAND YOU STUPID SON OF A-

I mean... invade Candyland, would you kindly Omega?

*Attaches arm*
Nope.
I shall invade
YOUR MIND
*Invades SP's mind*

This is good.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:15:00 PM
Sorry I drank too much than my bad.  :-[


O.o Did omega just invade SP's mind?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:15:19 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:15:00 PM
Sorry I drank too much than my bad.  :-[


O.o Did omega just invade SP's mind?

Yes.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 09:15:27 PM
*Reattaches leg and invades Omegas mind while he is invading mine*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:16:32 PM
 :o Body switch now, oh my.

*Looks at his pipe* Did i buy the right stuff to smoke?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:17:20 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:16:32 PM
:o Body switch now, oh my.

*Looks at his pipe* Did i buy the right stuff to smoke?

I don't smoke.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 12, 2010, 09:18:19 PM
Yeah. You just fire.
:D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 09:18:58 PM
Switch bodies? MUAHHAHAHAHAHA!

*Dresses OZ as school girl and throws his body in prison and abandons body*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:19:39 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 12, 2010, 09:18:19 PM
Yeah. You just fire.
:D
Oh ok that's good.  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:20:01 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 12, 2010, 09:18:19 PM
Yeah. You just fire.
:D
...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:21:19 PM
Sp wait  if omega is still in your body and you left omega's body where are you now?  ???
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:22:28 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:21:19 PM
Sp wait  if omega is still in your body and you left omega's body where are you now?  ???
I sent him to Hell.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:23:12 PM
Ah its all good then. *sits down and relaxs and thinks about life*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 09:23:38 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:21:19 PM
Sp wait  if omega is still in your body and you left omega's body where are you now?  ???

I HAVE A NEW BODY

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.fanpop.com%2Fimage%2Fphotos%2F9700000%2FThe-Eleventh-Doctor-doctor-who-9785102-800-600.jpg&hash=cebd5265cf8efeeb90d804d2ce02bfe1e784fe86)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:25:44 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:23:38 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:21:19 PM
Sp wait  if omega is still in your body and you left omega's body where are you now?  ???

I HAVE A NEW BODY

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.fanpop.com%2Fimage%2Fphotos%2F9700000%2FThe-Eleventh-Doctor-doctor-who-9785102-800-600.jpg&hash=cebd5265cf8efeeb90d804d2ce02bfe1e784fe86)

DEstroy his old body.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 09:26:45 PM
If you must. Prisoners still think Omega is a schoolgirl and are viciously raping him
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:28:12 PM
Really i thought prisoners like the fat chunky type that are in the showers?  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:28:53 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:26:45 PM
If you must. Prisoners still think Omega is a schoolgirl and are viciously raping him
Your body is a schoolgirl's?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 09:29:38 PM
I made Omegas body dress up as a school girl, I dropped him in prison, got out of his body, and got to a new one.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:31:29 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:29:38 PM
I made Omegas body dress up as a school girl, I dropped him in prison, got out of his body, and got to a new one.
*grabs SP's throat.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:32:23 PM
Time for a beat down.  :D


*goes and grabs a wood chipper to get rid of the body afterwards*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 09:32:36 PM
I am the Doctor, and you are Vegeta!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:33:58 PM
Wait why do I need a wood chipper when i could have a very small frog get rid of the body.  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:34:04 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:32:36 PM
I am the Doctor, and you are Vegeta!
The Doctor will die by my hand.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 09:35:31 PM
I have the Tardis. And, I can summon Cell. Do you want him back?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:36:59 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:35:31 PM
I have the Tardis. And, I can summon Cell. Do you want him back?
I'll just send him to Hell.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 09:37:50 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:36:59 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:35:31 PM
I have the Tardis. And, I can summon Cell. Do you want him back?
I'll just send him to Hell.

It is very easy to break out of now. Especially with the TARDIS.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:38:12 PM
Or i'll feed him to a frog in which he can never escape and has to suffer being slowy eaten away by stomach acid.  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:40:06 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:37:50 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:36:59 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:35:31 PM
I have the Tardis. And, I can summon Cell. Do you want him back?
I'll just send him to Hell.

It is very easy to break out of now. Especially with the TARDIS.

You can't fight a being with Godlike powers.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:41:46 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:40:06 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:37:50 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:36:59 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:35:31 PM
I have the Tardis. And, I can summon Cell. Do you want him back?
I'll just send him to Hell.

It is very easy to break out of now. Especially with the TARDIS.
You can't fight a being with Godlike powers.
Nor the powers of a sage with law bending powers as well as frog law bending powers.  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:42:26 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:41:46 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:40:06 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:37:50 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:36:59 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:35:31 PM
I have the Tardis. And, I can summon Cell. Do you want him back?
I'll just send him to Hell.

It is very easy to break out of now. Especially with the TARDIS.
You can't fight a being with Godlike powers.
Nor the powers of a sage with law bending powers as well as frog law bending powers.  :D

True.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 09:43:18 PM
I faced Satan and won.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fdoctorwho%2Fgallery%2Fs2_08-09gallery%2F1024%2Fthe_beast.jpg&hash=60dd5f3be7669dcaecf06eb4369192ade2deed26)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:44:20 PM
So did ghost rider!  :D

I also fought spacemarines on a daily bases and his worse than satan lol. ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:44:47 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:44:20 PM
So did ghost rider!  :D

I also fight spacemarines on daily bases and his worse than satan lol. ;D

Exactly. I destroyed him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 09:45:38 PM
If you insist. I'm just going to switch on the telly.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:47:22 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:45:38 PM
If you insist. I'm just going to switch on the telly.

Wow, fight over.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 09:48:55 PM
Fine. Bring out your Vegeta!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3A8WyPf8zsr40ccM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fftp.sunet.se%2Fpub%2Fcomics%2Fanime-manga%2Fsorted%2FDragonball%2FImages%2FDB.v35.Perfect-Cell.gif%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=e7b00f0957ce20b0f820933a083ca9e7115b7bb5)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:49:25 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:48:55 PM
Fine. Bring out your Vegeta!

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:8WyPf8zsr40ccM:http://ftp.sunet.se/pub/comics/anime-manga/sorted/Dragonball/Images/DB.v35.Perfect-Cell.gif&t=1
... This again?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:50:02 PM
*frog tongue pops out of the ground and sucks in cell into the belly of a frog trapped there for all entirity in another demension.*


Took care of cell lol.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 09:50:39 PM
Hell no.

*Unsheathes blade*

Let's have a sword fight.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:51:50 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:50:39 PM
Hell no.

*Unsheathes blade*

Let's have a sword fight.
I don't use swords.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 09:53:11 PM
Fine.

*Throws water ballon at Ghost Rider hitting him in the fiery skull that is his head*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:54:15 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:53:11 PM
Fine.

*Throws water ballon at Ghost Rider hitting him in the fiery skull that is his head*
but his vegeta though right now?  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:54:42 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:53:11 PM
Fine.

*Throws water ballon at Ghost Rider hitting him in the fiery skull that is his head*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_8ie37mgxIXA%2FReZdfmle9dI%2FAAAAAAAAAbQ%2F17o6hlG-cfE%2Fs400%2FVengeance1.jpg&hash=9b357f134e7ed7b37ceeec7612298d7cfe838fce)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 09:55:24 PM
Nevermind.  :o


*goes and eats popcorn*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 09:55:57 PM
Oh shit!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth04.deviantart.net%2Fimages%2F300W%2Flarge%2Findyart%2Ffreehand%2FSuper_Shredder.jpg&hash=b543725cf632e6bb711907b56c90d7a081c3e967)

Bring IT GHOSTIE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 09:57:32 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:55:57 PM
Oh shit!

http://th04.deviantart.net/images/300W/large/indyart/freehand/Super_Shredder.jpg

Bring IT GHOSTIE!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.tvtropes.org%2Fpmwiki%2Fpub%2Fimages%2FGhostRiders.jpg&hash=3cedc4a9d3cfc6d7b486798d70c1d5ba77ef07ad)
Can you fight all of us?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 09:59:14 PM
No I can't...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F38687%2F1020867-0predator_super.jpg&hash=25a273fe29c81ef7720823fed555b3ab8e7c5c0e)

But now I have my allies.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 10:00:24 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 09:59:14 PM
No I can't...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F38687%2F1020867-0predator_super.jpg&hash=25a273fe29c81ef7720823fed555b3ab8e7c5c0e)

But now I have my allies.

That's nothing. Predators can die, Ghost Riders can't.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 10:01:27 PM
Oh please.

*Thousands of Predators activate self destruct*

Ta-ta.

*teleports on to Pred ship in space*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 10:02:49 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 10:01:27 PM
Oh please.

*Thousands of Predators activate self destruct*

Ta-ta.

*teleports on to Pred ship in space*
ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:02:53 PM
*preds are all put in with cell, explosion contained.*  ;D

Cell however is now dead.  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 10:04:25 PM
Damn... we have to nuke the site from orbit!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fzedomax.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F03%2Fexplosion.jpg&hash=73c4e27bf901fcdc1090cd0d861daaf068f88b1a)

Muahaha!

*Turns to see a Ghost Rider on ship*

MOTHERF**KER!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 10:04:57 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 10:04:25 PM
Damn... we have to nuke the site from orbit!

http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/explosion.jpg

Muahaha!

*Turns to see a Ghost Rider on ship*

MOTHERF**KER!!!!

Surprised to me?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:05:28 PM
*pops out of a frog that followed ghost rider lol.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 10:06:02 PM
*Grabs plasma caster and puts it to GRs head*

Wanna think bout your next move?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:06:48 PM
*a frog shoots out its tongue and eats the plasma caster* How about you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 10:07:02 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 10:06:02 PM
*Grabs plasma caster and puts it to GRs head*

Wanna think bout your next move?
*grabs plasma caster and rips it off.* How about that?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 10:08:00 PM
What are you going to do to me?!?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:08:45 PM
I say we either feed him to a frog or replace his body with Omega's in that prison.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 10:09:29 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:08:45 PM
I say we either feed him to a frog or replace his body with Omega's in that prison.

NO! NOOOO!!! MERCY!! MEEERRRRCCCCYYYY!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 10:09:35 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:08:45 PM
I say we either feed him to a frog or replace his body with Omega's in that prison.

The 2nd option.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:10:24 PM
*gets the evil smile like on his avi* Ok. *replaces SP with Omega* *Sp is now in prison with a bunch of horny bubbas!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 10:11:34 PM
*Activates ship self destruct*

NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER!!!!!

*Brain runs away from Omegas body*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 10:12:26 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 10:11:34 PM
*Activates ship self destruct*

NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER!!!!!

*Brain runs away from Omegas body*

*catches SP with chain.* Going somewhere?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:13:29 PM
*some how deactivated the self desturct by pushing random buttons*  :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 10:13:40 PM
GRRRRRGHH...

Cybermen! Help me!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.plasticbag.org%2Fimages%2Fextra%2Fcybermen_on_bbc.jpg&hash=9e21c2f553f30265c0bd94da84c3df749d6038ea)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 12, 2010, 10:14:18 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 10:13:40 PM
GRRRRRGHH...

Cybermen! Help me!

http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/cybermen_on_bbc.jpg

They can't save you now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:14:32 PM
*covers the cybermen in flaming boiling oil causing them to break down*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 10:15:22 PM
*Ghost is knocked out and I become Cyber-Leader*

You will all be deleted.

*More Cybermen march in*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 12, 2010, 10:16:33 PM
{Watches from a distance sitting on a rock spinning one of her dreadlocks around her index finger}
Bored.......
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:16:53 PM
How'd you knock him out?  :P


Ok that's it. *takes the ship onto the planet and then summons the King TOAD!!! A massive 150 foot toad with a pipe, a sword and one hell of a bad attitude.* *ontop of the toad Ghoul enters Sage mode*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 10:17:34 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 12, 2010, 10:16:33 PM
{Watches from a distance sitting on a rock spinning one of her dreadlocks around her index finger}
Bored.......

You will be upgraded!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mostlyforme.com%2Fblog%2Fimages%2Fcyberwoman.jpg&hash=51a69353df765c89f0fdf6394e8664ebfb72825b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:22:03 PM
Fire release: toad Oil flame Bullet!!!!!!!!! *the whole cyber man army is turned to ash!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 12, 2010, 10:22:23 PM
O_o
Like hell I will...
{Extends her wrist blades and runs over to the other female and cuts her head off in one swipe}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 10:23:09 PM
You destroyed a part convert. Predator Queen will be upgraded into a awesome Predator-Cyberman!!!

*New Cyberman army emerges from the void in millions*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:24:50 PM
*Hits SP with Fire Release Toad Flame bullet next* *he is turned to nothing but ash* Ok no more cybermen! :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 10:26:27 PM
*Brain is put in to another suit*

Retreat!

*Grabs PQ and the remaining Cybermen escape into the void*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:27:28 PM
Damnit they got PQ!

HOWEVER YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 12, 2010, 10:28:08 PM
*Falls from the sky on one of the cybermen, then chases after Space Predators*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:30:23 PM
*Waits in secret, somewhere Space Predators would least expect*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 10:35:43 PM
*Slams PQ on table, converter whirrs above her*

You will be the most awesome upgrade.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:37:51 PM
GOTCHA!!!!!!!!


*table turns into ghoul and PQ and him are than sucked into a frog belly and than warped back into the normal world all with a nuke that explodes right under SP's feet*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 10:39:12 PM
*Teleports to normal world as it explodes*

Daaaamn it!!

*Turns to Ghoulie and PQ*

You suck dude.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:41:08 PM
Hey Cyber rape and mutation is bad to do to people you know that right?  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 12, 2010, 10:41:34 PM
*Stomps on Space Predator with his Goldblumasouras rex feat while hes not looking*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 10:42:13 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mostlyforme.com%2Fblog%2Fimages%2Fcyberwoman.jpg&hash=51a69353df765c89f0fdf6394e8664ebfb72825b)

You call that wrong?

Ow.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 12, 2010, 10:43:18 PM
{Growls and walks away when nobody is looking}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:44:43 PM
*Expects Predator Queen to come back and kill somebody*


Huh Space Pred you look a little flat there.  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 10:44:50 PM
Nows my chance...

*Shoots tranquilier dart knocking out PQ*

*Crawls out and, grabs PQ and holds wrist blaster to her head*

Mess with me now eh?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:45:43 PM
*Sp blasters poof and turns out to be a small frog*  ;D

Ninjas you gotta love them.  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 10:46:44 PM
I still have my ultra-mega-rocket of doom.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:47:37 PM
But it doesn't have its warhead though?  ???
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 12, 2010, 10:48:04 PM
*Eats ultra mega rocket of doom*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 12, 2010, 10:48:17 PM
........ You only numbed me... {Kicks SP violently in the crotch and then tackles him down holding his neck down with her hand and puts her longer wrist blade at his neck} give me one reason not to kill you
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:48:55 PM
I say kill him.  :D


Also see what I mean Spacepred?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 10:49:30 PM
I am a robot. Smart.

*Electricutes Predator Queen and takes knife*

You really want to do this?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:50:25 PM
But wrist blades are attached to the wrist?  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 12, 2010, 10:50:59 PM
*Samuel L Jackson voice*
"MMMM This is a tasy rocket!"
*Eats Spacepredators robot hand*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 10:51:11 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:50:25 PM
But wrist blades are attached to the wrist?  ;D

I am titanium-alloy-diamond-made-robot.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:52:23 PM
Well how about i metal you down to molten slag then?  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 12, 2010, 10:52:54 PM
That doesn't even affect me if you watched Predator 2 Ghost got hit by lightening and it didn't bother him! {Pulls out her combi stick and jams it into his Central processor then runs because SP is going to explode} 3....2....1.... {SP goes BOOM}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:53:46 PM
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 12, 2010, 10:53:55 PM
"But i ate his-"
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
*Bits of Goldblumasouras everywere*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 10:54:00 PM
*Reforms*

Heehee. Shit that hurt like hell.

*Punches PQ acrosse the clearing*

Bring it you non-existent queen!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 12, 2010, 10:57:02 PM
( Who want to Not pay attention to SP raise there hands! )
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 10:57:52 PM
(ROFL)

*goes and fixes up Shibidoo and brings him back to life*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 10:58:13 PM
Okay okay! I'm dead. My brain, which is organic, survives.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 12, 2010, 10:58:46 PM
this is like watching six years-old play.

"no! you can't kill me! the bullet hit me in my shoulder! i am invulnerable in my shoulder!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 12, 2010, 10:59:38 PM
{Watchs Ghoul over his shoulder fix shobi} no that peice goes there!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 12, 2010, 11:00:09 PM
"Its good to be alive!"
*Hugs The Ghoul.*
@Chupa Hey i blew up, and i didnt say i was invunerable.  :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 11:00:32 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 12, 2010, 10:58:46 PM
this is like watching six years-old play.

"no! you can't kill me! the bullet hit me in my shoulder! i am invulnerable in my shoulder!"

Everyone's a six-year old? I never knew...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 11:02:27 PM
I've been using nothing but the powers of my character too.  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 11:03:04 PM
Hey, uh, can someone help me? I need a body.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 12, 2010, 11:04:25 PM
*kicks thy talking brain away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 11:05:37 PM
*Bounces back*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcasualhardcore.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F09%2Fangry-puppy.jpg&hash=0e9285061febe4932394cd2f2642b28108274b44)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 12, 2010, 11:06:33 PM
*Squashes brain with foot.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 12, 2010, 11:08:15 PM
{Slaps Shobidoo away from the brain and puts it in a jar full of water}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 11:08:53 PM
*gasp*

Thak you, it is better then being squashed.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 12, 2010, 11:10:35 PM
*Squashes jar with foot.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 11:11:13 PM
I promise to be good!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 12, 2010, 11:13:24 PM
{Punchs Shobi in the nose} BAD SHOBI!  if we really wanted to make him suffer we would send him to Dr Lecter
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 11:14:08 PM
Who the hell is that?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 11:14:27 PM
Or feed him to one of my toads.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 12, 2010, 11:14:53 PM
I even know that refference.  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 11:16:11 PM
Who is he? Oh god, is he like Giger?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 12, 2010, 11:17:48 PM
He'll eat your liver with some Fava beans and a nice chianti.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 11:18:19 PM
The cheeks are the best part too.  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 11:18:26 PM
I'm a brain.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 12, 2010, 11:18:37 PM
Hello, clarise

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2fm.rte.ie%2Fblogs%2Fdave_fanning_news%2F2009%2F09%2F21%2Fhannibal-lecter-hopkinsopt.jpg&hash=2935bd5e72b67b64d72f28a9e89e7df28dea42c0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 12, 2010, 11:19:12 PM
Don't bother Ghoul I am about to kill of your toads in a min after I am done with SP, {Takes the jar and puts a stamp on it and writes the address to Dr. Lecters office}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 11:20:21 PM
NO PREDATOR QUEEN I BEG YOU NO
I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 11:20:40 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 12, 2010, 11:19:12 PM
Don't bother Ghoul I am about to kill of your toads in a min after I am done with SP, {Takes the jar and puts a stamp on it and writes the address to Dr. Lecters office}
Why my toads?  ???
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 12, 2010, 11:21:19 PM
*when no ones looking, i stomp on jar*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 12, 2010, 11:22:10 PM
im gonna miss squishing that guy. its like one of those toys for the stress
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 11:22:45 PM
Quote from: shobidoo on Nov 12, 2010, 11:21:19 PM
*when no ones looking, i stomp on jar*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi46.tinypic.com%2F14vl11w.jpg&hash=b1ac0e40eca11b845696e90a8733c21a935436eb)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 12, 2010, 11:24:41 PM
Quote from: shobidoo on Nov 12, 2010, 11:21:19 PM
*when no ones looking, i stomp on jar*
I AM GOING TO PUNCH ALL YOUR TEETH OUT AND TURN IT INTO A KICK ASS NECKLACE!
{Takes the jar and puts it on a table that just came out of Nowhere}
Anything?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 11:25:48 PM
I am calling in the cavalry!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi438.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq101%2FMizuNoAle%2FPerfect%2520Cell%2FPerfectCell16.jpg&hash=e4155c7e7aaeaddae6fc627f529c4fd9095ff24b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 12, 2010, 11:31:25 PM
^ BUt his dead? you nuked him! lol.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 11:32:14 PM
I cloned him and froze him for this day...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 12, 2010, 11:33:36 PM
This thread is like.
Ugh.
Chupa was right.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 11:37:10 PM
Ahem. Deadpool.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi438.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq101%2FMizuNoAle%2FPerfect%2520Cell%2FPerfectCell21.jpg&hash=da4cbaa8dccb02a8d9fc8135082309ab54ff2a67)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 12, 2010, 11:38:20 PM
Deadpool is awesome and funny.
Your argument is invalid.
And if I have to call in the Deadpool moonwalk you will be sorry.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 11:40:04 PM
Sure man, sure.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 12, 2010, 11:42:34 PM
don't make me call the motherf**king Flash!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsiwhgk.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F06%2F2hge1w1.jpg%3Fw%3D318%26amp%3Bh%3D1024&hash=a32ef3ad0522f54873faf24189da7050c8e919c8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 12, 2010, 11:43:59 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 12, 2010, 11:38:20 PM
Deadpool is awesome and funny.
Your argument is invalid.
And if I have to call in the Deadpool moonwalk you will be sorry.

Deadpool is one of the few animated characters that can be repeatedly posted and remain cool.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi53.tinypic.com%2F34j7jmq.jpg&hash=49e99a29f2a505c3c3c7ee0d6f8c1d9646139ff3)
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 12, 2010, 11:44:17 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 12, 2010, 11:40:04 PM
Sure man, sure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSL638la5hE#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSL638la5hE#ws)
You dun got served.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 11:46:27 PM
Wow. Great, what a shocker.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi996.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Faf85%2FYungsmoovelit3%2FDBZ%2Fcell.jpg&hash=520bb244ef2df760e13d26840c88a031910c7520)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 12, 2010, 11:53:08 PM
Should really stop posting it; shows how much of an attention whore/troll he is.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 12, 2010, 11:54:19 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 12, 2010, 11:53:08 PM
Should really stop posting it; shows how much of an attention whore/troll he is.

What? Cell?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 12, 2010, 11:56:40 PM
Of course.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Nov 13, 2010, 12:10:17 AM
Huh? DBZ is still being posted in here?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 13, 2010, 12:15:01 AM
Yeah. The fu*king show is done and dated for Christ's sake. There are like three other people on the boards that like it (as we know), and it's horribly annoying.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 01:05:56 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 13, 2010, 12:15:01 AM
Yeah. The fu*king show is done and dated for Christ's sake. There are like three other people on the boards that like it (as we know), and it's horribly annoying.
Are you trying to direct something at me?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 01:08:56 AM
I think he means the really annoying ones GR.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 01:10:12 AM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 01:08:56 AM
I think he means the really annoying ones GR.
I'm in the clear, I may post a DBZ pic everyonce in a while but not all the time.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 01:11:07 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 01:10:12 AM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 01:08:56 AM
I think he means the really annoying ones GR.
I'm in the clear, I may post a DBZ pic everyonce in a while but not all the time.
I really I don't think anyone has anything against your dbz jokes or anything.

I find them pretty funny.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 13, 2010, 01:11:24 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 13, 2010, 12:15:01 AM
Yeah. The fu*king show is done and dated for Christ's sake. There are like three other people on the boards that like it (as we know), and it's horribly annoying.
.............. Your horribly annoying XP
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 01:12:08 AM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 01:11:07 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 01:10:12 AM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 01:08:56 AM
I think he means the really annoying ones GR.
I'm in the clear, I may post a DBZ pic everyonce in a while but not all the time.
I really I don't think anyone has anything against your dbz jokes or anything.

I find them pretty funny.
;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 13, 2010, 01:12:35 AM
*yawns*
The f**K is this stuff. PQ literally used a 4 year old response...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 01:13:55 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 13, 2010, 01:12:35 AM
*yawns*
The f**K is this stuff. PQ literally used a 4 year old response...
I like the show. I understand where the point is coming from, but is it nessecary to be mean to people who like it? When i was growing up, it was very influential.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 13, 2010, 01:16:08 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 13, 2010, 01:12:35 AM
*yawns*
The f**K is this stuff. PQ literally used a 4 year old response...
I am tired get over it
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 01:16:28 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 13, 2010, 01:16:08 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 13, 2010, 01:12:35 AM
*yawns*
The f**K is this stuff. PQ literally used a 4 year old response...
I am tired get over it
It is fine.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 01:21:01 AM
I say as long as they aren't annoying about it, let them express what they like, as long as its not like really bad.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 01:23:06 AM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 01:21:01 AM
I say as long as they aren't annoying about it, let them express what they like, as long as its not like really bad.
You're right. So what's the next story line?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 13, 2010, 01:26:57 AM
Something Thanksgiving like?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 01:27:38 AM
We can bake spacepredator? I mean i stuffed him once already today. lol.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 01:27:57 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 13, 2010, 01:26:57 AM
Something Thanksgiving like?

What? I roast a turkey by lying on the ground turning it on a spit? :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 01:29:30 AM
^ the flaming head comes in handy huh?  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 01:30:08 AM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 01:29:30 AM
^ the flaming head comes in handy huh?  ;D
What? Did you think it was just for show? It functional.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 01:30:52 AM
Lol i didn't doubt it for a second, however we need a turkey.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 01:31:28 AM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 01:30:52 AM
Lol i didn't doubt it for a second, however we need a turkey.
Hey PQ you have a turkey laying around somewhere?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 13, 2010, 01:37:16 AM
{Looks to Chupa}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 01:37:50 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 13, 2010, 01:37:16 AM
{Looks to Chupa}
Ahhh......FOund the turkey.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 01:39:00 AM
A turkey that eats lambs? huh I wonder what it would taste like.  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 01:39:35 AM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 01:39:00 AM
A turkey that eats lambs? huh I wonder what it would taste like.  :P
Hm.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 13, 2010, 01:42:19 AM
How about a turkey that ate a duck that ate a hen?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 01:42:55 AM
be one strange tasting fowl.  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 01:43:22 AM
Damn....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 13, 2010, 01:43:57 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 01:45:17 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 13, 2010, 01:43:57 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken)
Looks tasty.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 01:46:06 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 13, 2010, 01:43:57 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken)
Yum Yum.  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 01:48:15 AM
When need to formulate a plan.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 01:49:52 AM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 01:50:50 AM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 01:49:52 AM
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...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 02:14:34 AM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 02:14:54 AM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 02:14:34 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20100509175704%2Fdragonball%2Fimages%2F5%2F55%2FCellPerfectLosingNV.png&hash=19407111367d8001f3dc7ead888bf863f055c715)
...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 02:16:33 AM
wow looks like he got stuffed again.  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 13, 2010, 02:47:12 AM
"Like a turkey? Cause he looks fooking tasty!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 02:48:26 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Nov 13, 2010, 02:47:12 AM
"Like a turkey? Cause he looks fooking tasty!*

GET SP!!!!!!!!!!!!(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.cheezburger.com%2Fcompletestore%2F2010%2F11%2F10%2F3c73e13b-72d6-49b8-8ce2-aecfea849137.gif&hash=d78b23f784852511a511a1e8a7454e4036089357)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 13, 2010, 02:49:30 AM
"Tasty!"
*Charges at SpacePredator ready to NOM!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 02:50:10 AM
Quote from: shobidoo on Nov 13, 2010, 02:49:30 AM
"Tasty!"
*Charges at SpacePredator ready to NOM!*
Well have a mighty feast.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 03:04:55 AM
*Lifts up fist and crushes GR's head*

COME AND TASTE MY FIST!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages4.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20100509175704%2Fdragonball%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2F5%2F55%2FCellPerfectLosingNV.png%2F375px-CellPerfectLosingNV.png&hash=2033745479695d8398c4bd5ef2a98d686f7e25ce)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 03:05:16 AM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 03:04:55 AM
*Lifts up fist and crushes GR's head*

COME AND TASTE MY FIST!!!
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100509175704/dragonball/images/thumb/5/55/CellPerfectLosingNV.png/375px-CellPerfectLosingNV.png
...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 13, 2010, 02:38:43 PM
I though when you said "stuff him" it was a sexual innuendo...

Sweeper?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 13, 2010, 05:19:14 PM
I've got enough of you boy.
*Slices SP vertically with Predator blade*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 07:14:06 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft2.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AFu0qQeAW9HwpxM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fstatic2.animepaper.net%2Fupload%2Fthumbs%2Fscans%2FDragon-Ball-Z%2F%255Blarge%255D%255BAnimePaper%255Dscans_Dragon-Ball-Z_rawjaat%280.64%29__THISRES__160764.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=80905e2c9f299e2728979e528e24a4536507cedb)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 13, 2010, 07:15:07 PM
Wrong picture, bro.
You have two vertical halves.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 07:17:00 PM
*Stiches self back together*

If you say so.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 13, 2010, 07:19:12 PM
*Slices SP in half again*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 07:21:34 PM
*Lower half kicks OZ in the balls, I stitch myself together and take his sword*

That HURTS.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 07:24:51 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 07:21:34 PM
*Lower half kicks OZ in the balls, I stitch myself together and take his sword*

That HURTS.

*burns SP's lower half.* Now you have no balls.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 07:28:12 PM
OW!

*Regenerates lower half*

You really want to do this?

*Kicks GR in the balls and breaks them*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 13, 2010, 07:29:30 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 07:21:34 PM
*Lower half kicks OZ in the balls, I stitch myself together and take his sword*

That HURTS.
You wish. *Stabs SP's crotch with Predator blades*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 07:29:43 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 07:28:12 PM
OW!

*Regenerates lower half*

You really want to do this?

*Kicks GR in the balls and breaks them*

I have no balls.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 07:34:49 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 13, 2010, 07:29:30 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 07:21:34 PM
*Lower half kicks OZ in the balls, I stitch myself together and take his sword*

That HURTS.
You wish. *Stabs SP's crotch with Predator blades*

ARRGH! *Punches OZ*

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 07:29:43 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 07:28:12 PM
OW!

*Regenerates lower half*

You really want to do this?

*Kicks GR in the balls and breaks them*

I have no balls.


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthumbnails.truveo.com%2F0023%2F81%2FD6%2F81D6D926D1BFF62325EE1D.jpg&hash=e26e9f723d9d4a91b0927998aa960b829ae2f4aa)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 07:35:29 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 07:34:49 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 13, 2010, 07:29:30 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 07:21:34 PM
*Lower half kicks OZ in the balls, I stitch myself together and take his sword*

That HURTS.
You wish. *Stabs SP's crotch with Predator blades*

ARRGH! *Punches OZ*

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 07:29:43 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 07:28:12 PM
OW!

*Regenerates lower half*

You really want to do this?

*Kicks GR in the balls and breaks them*

I have no balls.


http://thumbnails.truveo.com/0023/81/D6/81D6D926D1BFF62325EE1D.jpg

Flaming skeletons have no flesh.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 13, 2010, 07:37:03 PM
*Avoids punch, grabs SP's arm in a bolt quick movement and twists it, breaking the bone*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 07:37:56 PM
*Twists arm back, hitting OZ in the face sending him stumbling*

Ghost... BAHAHAHAHA.... girl.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 13, 2010, 07:38:41 PM
*jumps in*

Speaking of testicles, how do i deal with the itch from shaving?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 13, 2010, 07:39:16 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 07:37:56 PM
Ghost... BAHAHAHAHA.... girl.
You're no better. *Spits acid in SP's crotch, melting it*

Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 13, 2010, 07:38:41 PM
*jumps in*

Speaking of testicles, how do i deal with the itch from shaving?
Use Silkepil!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 07:40:47 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 07:37:56 PM
*Twists arm back, hitting OZ in the face sending him stumbling*

Ghost... BAHAHAHAHA.... girl.

...

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 13, 2010, 07:42:21 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 13, 2010, 07:39:16 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 13, 2010, 07:38:41 PM
*jumps in*

Speaking of testicles, how do i deal with the itch from shaving?
Use Silkepil!

phew, thanks. my balls are on fire man, its like humping an ant hill.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 07:43:02 PM
*Regenerates crotch*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.myfavoritegames.com%2Fgallery-db-z-gt-x%2FAndroids%2FCell%2FPerfect_Cell%2Fcell7.jpg&hash=ef1cbe9494340a3767afd99bee28011c94c04764)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 07:43:22 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 13, 2010, 07:42:21 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 13, 2010, 07:39:16 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 13, 2010, 07:38:41 PM
*jumps in*

Speaking of testicles, how do i deal with the itch from shaving?
Use Silkepil!

phew, thanks. my balls are on fire man, its like humping an ant hill.

You-no nevermind, I don't want to know.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 13, 2010, 07:44:05 PM
*Spits acid on SP's crotch, again*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 07:44:46 PM
Omega. Its time to bring in the ultimate weapon.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 07:45:32 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20091120174315%2Fdragonball%2Fimages%2F1%2F1b%2FFutureTrunksKilledbyCell.png&hash=3a407a864f8fc55f860ff7cb07fd0704044fa417)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 07:46:03 PM
Omega?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 07:46:44 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 07:46:03 PM
Omega?

Yup. He is dead.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 07:47:15 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 07:46:44 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 07:46:03 PM
Omega?

Yup. He is dead.

I very much doubt.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 07:50:01 PM
Still shot him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 07:51:18 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 07:50:01 PM
Still shot him.
He'll be back.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 13, 2010, 07:52:59 PM
Hello? I ain't a trunks. *Forces SP to listen to Tokio Hotel*
Oops.
*SP's head explodes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 07:54:03 PM
*Grows new head*

That does it!!

*Plays Justin Biebers Baby at max volume, while putting on earmuffs, while OZ explodes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 13, 2010, 07:54:35 PM
I am Bieber resistant!
*Bieber's music bumps back to SP, melting him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 07:56:16 PM
Earmuffs, fool!

*Adds Miley Cyrus and the Jonas to the mix causing OZ to rupture*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 07:56:50 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 07:54:03 PM
*Grows new head*

That does it!!

*Plays Justin Biebers Baby at max volume, while putting on earmuffs, while OZ explodes*

This has gone on long enough. I will now unleash the ultimate weapon: THE GHOSTZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F208jtqd.jpg&hash=dd60d6f2fa5d2c234fecdb76c6bc7b415142a98c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 13, 2010, 07:58:38 PM
Blow him up!
In the meanwhile I eat his brain. *Rips SP's brain out and eats it with some nice chianti*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 07:58:48 PM
OH F**K MY WEAKNESS!!

DAMN IT!!

*Uses Instant Transmission to escape to space where I start charging my Kamehameha*

Take this, Earth!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 07:59:38 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 07:58:48 PM
OH F**K MY WEAKNESS!!

DAMN IT!!

*Uses Instant Transmission to escape to space where I start charging my Kamehameha*

Take this, Earth!

*the Ghostzilla absorbs the attack.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 13, 2010, 08:00:19 PM
Take this, Space.
*Launches prototype anti-sp atomic hydrogen weapon*
*SP blows up before he can finish the thing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 08:02:35 PM
What's wrong SP? Afraid?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 08:03:30 PM
*Regenerates from cell*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.myfavoritegames.com%2Fgallery-db-z-gt-x%2FAndroids%2FCell%2FPerfect_Cell%2FCellInjured2.jpg&hash=c2bbd1ef7f4e2a7f77c9847d62ed54083a51b58c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 08:04:05 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 08:03:30 PM
*Regenerates from cell*

http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Androids/Cell/Perfect_Cell/CellInjured2.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F208jtqd.jpg&hash=dd60d6f2fa5d2c234fecdb76c6bc7b415142a98c)

Get him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 08:05:50 PM
THAT IS IT! COME ON!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.myfavoritegames.com%2Fgallery-db-z-gt-x%2FAndroids%2FCell%2FPerfect_Cell%2FCellInjured.jpg&hash=c91f6894c2344f3ab3fb29364771548ffeab1bc0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 08:06:27 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 08:05:50 PM
THAT IS IT! COME ON!

http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Androids/Cell/Perfect_Cell/CellInjured.jpg

Cell is no match for this fusion.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F208jtqd.jpg&hash=dd60d6f2fa5d2c234fecdb76c6bc7b415142a98c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 08:08:20 PM
You're... right... I just can't... do it...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.myfavoritegames.com%2Fgallery-db-z-gt-x%2FAndroids%2FCell%2FPerfect_Cell%2FCellNearTheSun.jpg&hash=ef916c922b6bd7e96efd8ac1640652de56e69634)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 08:08:53 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 08:08:20 PM
You're... right... I just can't... do it...

http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Androids/Cell/Perfect_Cell/CellNearTheSun.jpg

Your death is eminant.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 08:12:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seNRisVtDvs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seNRisVtDvs#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 08:14:25 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 08:12:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seNRisVtDvs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seNRisVtDvs#)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F208jtqd.jpg&hash=dd60d6f2fa5d2c234fecdb76c6bc7b415142a98c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 08:16:27 PM
NO... NO.... NOOOOO!!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.myfavoritegames.com%2Fgallery-db-z-gt-x%2FScreenshots%2FDragonball_Z%2F10._Cell_Games_Saga%2F172._Cells_Break_Down%2F172-39.jpg&hash=77944b5b41fc1b167b73b413aeff7f946078aaea)

*Tackles GhostZilla*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 08:16:55 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 08:16:27 PM
NO... NO.... NOOOOO!!!!

http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Screenshots/Dragonball_Z/10._Cell_Games_Saga/172._Cells_Break_Down/172-39.jpg

*Tackles GhostZilla*

*stomps on SP*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 08:18:25 PM
*Tears off GO's toe*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 08:19:08 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 08:18:25 PM
*Tears off GO's toe*
*grows it back and continues to stomp on him.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 13, 2010, 08:19:52 PM
*Tears off SP's arm*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 08:20:07 PM
WHY *stomp* CAN'T *stomp* I *stomp* WIN?! *stomp*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 08:22:17 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 08:20:07 PM
WHY *stomp* CAN'T *stomp* I *stomp* WIN?! *stomp*

Ghostzilla is unstoppable.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 08:24:38 PM
*Self destructs, blowing up Earth*
*Regenerates from sole Cell*

Hahaha! Bite me, GhostZilla!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 08:25:28 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 08:24:38 PM
*Self destructs, blowing up Earth*
*Regenerates from sole Cell*

Hahaha! Bite me, GhostZilla!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F208jtqd.jpg&hash=dd60d6f2fa5d2c234fecdb76c6bc7b415142a98c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 08:26:57 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.myfavoritegames.com%2Fgallery-db-z-gt-x%2FAndroids%2FCell%2FPerfect_Cell%2FCellStanding3.jpg&hash=d3f65e713dc98928d3258b971ce88e9a2ed55674)

I am much stronger now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 08:26:57 PM
http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Androids/Cell/Perfect_Cell/CellStanding3.jpg

I am much stronger now.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F208jtqd.jpg&hash=dd60d6f2fa5d2c234fecdb76c6bc7b415142a98c)

He's hungry.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 08:29:21 PM
*Opens his mouth and sends a blast of energy down his throat causing him to explode*

Boom.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 08:30:16 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 08:29:21 PM
*Opens his mouth and sends a blast of energy down his throat causing him to explode*

Boom.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F208jtqd.jpg&hash=dd60d6f2fa5d2c234fecdb76c6bc7b415142a98c)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 08:30:46 PM
Oh look, a memorial.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 08:31:43 PM
*grabs SP in hand.*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F208jtqd.jpg&hash=dd60d6f2fa5d2c234fecdb76c6bc7b415142a98c)
*fires combo of hellfire and atomic beam.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 08:33:43 PM
*Deflects blasts back at GhostZilla*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 13, 2010, 08:34:17 PM
*Deflects blasts back at SP*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 08:36:01 PM
*Deflects it at OZ*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 08:36:10 PM
*Ghostzilla doing a demonic Godzilla roar.*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F208jtqd.jpg&hash=dd60d6f2fa5d2c234fecdb76c6bc7b415142a98c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 08:36:59 PM
*Him and Cheif Toad fall out of the sky* I'm back SP. You know what's comming now. *does hand signs* bye bye.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20091024193024%2Fnaruto%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2F0%2F04%2FToad_Oil_Flame_Bullet.jpg%2F300px-Toad_Oil_Flame_Bullet.jpg&hash=73eb2adfc59a186f0cc4cf4d7c92ae54183e0884)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 08:37:38 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F208jtqd.jpg&hash=dd60d6f2fa5d2c234fecdb76c6bc7b415142a98c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 08:37:46 PM
*Powers up*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.myfavoritegames.com%2Fgallery-db-z-gt-x%2FAndroids%2FCell%2FPerfect_Cell%2FCellChargingUp.jpg&hash=2dbbf578082f09f82193f03abb62ba667c11a5f5)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 08:38:17 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 08:37:46 PM
*Powers up*

http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Androids/Cell/Perfect_Cell/CellChargingUp.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F208jtqd.jpg&hash=dd60d6f2fa5d2c234fecdb76c6bc7b415142a98c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 08:39:01 PM
how can he power up when his been turned to nothing but ash?  ???
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 08:40:13 PM
SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!

*Ghoul and Ghost are hit*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F18921%2F1077584-800px_gokuandraditzgettingkilled_super.jpg&hash=8746e0973ce2c73ef722245491bd028d7af6a3ff)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 13, 2010, 08:40:51 PM
Cool, you killed two DBZ characters.
But Ghoul and Ghost are still here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 08:41:37 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 13, 2010, 08:40:51 PM
Cool, you killed two DBZ characters.
But Ghoul and Ghost are still here.

Who were represented by two DBZ characters.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 08:42:19 PM
*behind sp frog tongues grab him and suck him into the ground trapping for all entirity in unbreakable belly of a frog* Enjoy being eaten alive.

(need to edit it to have our avi's to be us bro)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 08:45:03 PM
YAAAAAAA!!!!

*Uses explosive energy field to blow up frog*

Now, come here and I won't maul you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 08:46:04 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 08:45:03 PM
YAAAAAAA!!!!

*Uses explosive energy field to blow up frog*

Now, come here and I won't maul you.
its unbreakable you can't escape unless i let you out.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 08:47:13 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 08:40:13 PM
SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!

*Ghoul and Ghost are hit*
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/18921/1077584-800px_gokuandraditzgettingkilled_super.jpg

Nice try.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F208jtqd.jpg&hash=dd60d6f2fa5d2c234fecdb76c6bc7b415142a98c)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeYDIEh9dpk# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeYDIEh9dpk#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 08:48:19 PM
*Uses Instant Transmission to appear on GhostZilla's back*

Oh look... a splinter.

*Pulls out splinter*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 08:50:01 PM
(not even going to bother explaining to space predator that he's still stuck in a frogs belly, because he thought he explained this yesterday)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 08:50:11 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 08:48:19 PM
*Uses Instant Transmission to appear on GhostZilla's back*

Oh look... a splinter.

*Pulls out splinter*

*Ghostzilla rams his back into a mountain.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 08:51:51 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 08:50:01 PM
(not even going to bother explaining to space predator that he's still stuck in a frogs belly, because he thought he explained this yesterday)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_9TzK4b0yCrw%2FS8xShA2dgTI%2FAAAAAAAADm8%2FVoO8NKUujmM%2Fs1600%2Fexploding_head.jpg&hash=54a8e9ed04be6fd2f94f1f7151b80742d4cb705b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 08:52:21 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 08:51:51 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 08:50:01 PM
(not even going to bother explaining to space predator that he's still stuck in a frogs belly, because he thought he explained this yesterday)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9TzK4b0yCrw/S8xShA2dgTI/AAAAAAAADm8/VoO8NKUujmM/s1600/exploding_head.jpg
...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 08:52:30 PM
Hehe looks like i made his head explode.  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 08:53:51 PM
Not mine.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.myfavoritegames.com%2Fdbz%2FMSN%2FPics%2F037.jpg&hash=117544f6a99c4962ac9c0cffc9d29091a04868e7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 08:54:13 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 08:53:51 PM
Not mine.

http://www.myfavoritegames.com/dbz/MSN/Pics/037.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F208jtqd.jpg&hash=dd60d6f2fa5d2c234fecdb76c6bc7b415142a98c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 08:55:23 PM
your still trapped in that stomach either way though.  ;D


THIS IS TIME OUT SESSION FOR YOU!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 08:56:55 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg18.imageshack.us%2Fimg18%2F3442%2Fsuperperfectcellsolarka.jpg&hash=0eaa0f4290a0c3f62e92ffc3469ed10baff23dd7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 13, 2010, 08:58:09 PM
*Cuts SP's hands before he can do anything*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 08:59:05 PM
I think he needs a dictionary too.  ???
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 08:59:44 PM
*Regenerates hands and blasts GhostZilla to infinity*

Aha!

*Picks up one of his eyes*

Wait a minute..

*Screams as he is returned into the frog*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 09:01:10 PM
Now you are stuck in there until i think you turned into a GOOD BOY!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 09:02:48 PM
Quote from: SpacePredator on Nov 13, 2010, 08:56:55 PM
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/3442/superperfectcellsolarka.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d44qIO6_sxE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d44qIO6_sxE#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 09:03:11 PM
You saved me from GhostZilla FOOL.  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 13, 2010, 09:03:28 PM
*checks in*

... f**k

*walks away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 13, 2010, 09:04:06 PM
I'm with you, bro.
*Pats Geronimo's shoulder and walks away with him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 09:04:39 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 13, 2010, 09:04:06 PM
I'm with you, bro.
*Pats Geronimo's shoulder and walks away with him*

Don't forget me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 09:05:36 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 13, 2010, 09:04:39 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 13, 2010, 09:04:06 PM
I'm with you, bro.
*Pats Geronimo's shoulder and walks away with him*

Don't forget me.

Can I go?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.myfavoritegames.com%2Fdbz%2FMSN%2FPics%2F037.jpg&hash=117544f6a99c4962ac9c0cffc9d29091a04868e7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 13, 2010, 09:06:37 PM
No your stuck in there. Me however. *sits down and reads a book*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 13, 2010, 09:08:32 PM
... GUH.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3Adx8niqZxWv-tGM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fstatic.funnyjunk.com%2Fpictures%2Fae3129d9_03b9_4769.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=f001f02576e84a380fc29e2c74103849ff5cceef)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 15, 2010, 10:46:07 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpoolcap-1.jpg&hash=06ebaac45972bfecdb0068257dced2ed7e355ca8)

*Wakes up*

Woah!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool__Oh_by_Ricard08-3.jpg&hash=c893388f48c71c7336731ecd5698f7b380745884)

I just had the worst dream ever.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpooltemplate-2-1.jpg&hash=2a8da74c4c32bc657d5fb971fb8e619a98fddd60)

We had a great and engaging story going on after the massive DBZ Shitfest, and we were about to resolve it and start another story. Then the whole thread relapsed into the massive DBZ Shitfest and became majorly repetitive.

Wait... what? That last part actually happened? We lost our engaging story?

*Stares*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpoolReaction.jpg&hash=c87fe0e187e9abfd6706758261fe7abc3e185a30)

...What have you all done?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpools_Hankerin_for_a_Spankerin.jpg&hash=4aefdf84626c4b594d7fda928c8605f0ee1e9053)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 15, 2010, 03:41:02 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 15, 2010, 10:46:07 AM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpoolcap-1.jpg

*Wakes up*

Woah!

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/Deadpool__Oh_by_Ricard08-3.jpg

I just had the worst dream ever.

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpooltemplate-2-1.jpg

We had a great and engaging story going on after the massive DBZ Shitfest, and we were about to resolve it and start another story. Then the whole thread relapsed into the massive DBZ Shitfest and became majorly repetitive.

Wait... what? That last part actually happened? We lost our engaging story?

*Stares*

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/DeadpoolReaction.jpg

...What have you all done?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpools_Hankerin_for_a_Spankerin.jpg&hash=4aefdf84626c4b594d7fda928c8605f0ee1e9053)

I've redeemed myself.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 15, 2010, 04:48:56 PM
.... :|
*takes a nap*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 15, 2010, 07:58:30 PM
Muahahaha! New story!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20090105200052%2Fbionicle%2Fimages%2Fe%2Fe3%2FMakuta_Teridax_combined_with_Nidhiki%2C_Krekka%2C_and_Nivawk..jpg&hash=3d79e211e698d0fbf949c50457cd92e65c8384aa)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 15, 2010, 08:13:21 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi170.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fu263%2FNisemono_xX%2FOther%2FOHSHC%2Femocornerbw6.gif&hash=ab35e3e4971859526e8590505dcee0dd6b94e300)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 15, 2010, 08:13:44 PM
Join the dark side!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 15, 2010, 08:15:58 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 15, 2010, 08:13:21 PM
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u263/Nisemono_xX/Other/OHSHC/emocornerbw6.gif
:(
Why?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 15, 2010, 08:15:58 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 15, 2010, 08:13:21 PM
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u263/Nisemono_xX/Other/OHSHC/emocornerbw6.gif

+1
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 15, 2010, 08:16:41 PM
{Grabs Lie and pulls him close to her}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 15, 2010, 08:18:38 PM
We can have cookies and epic battle armour!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbiosector01.com%2Fwiki%2Fimages%2Fb%2Fb1%2FMoL_Makuta.PNG&hash=ea3574ca5c2dbe4bf308ac49f11764d391542caa)

*Stomps over to Lie and PQ*

The Dark Side is strong between you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 15, 2010, 08:30:13 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 15, 2010, 08:13:21 PM
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u263/Nisemono_xX/Other/OHSHC/emocornerbw6.gif

You too?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 15, 2010, 08:35:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKh0dLIuIu8# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKh0dLIuIu8#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 15, 2010, 09:44:50 PM
SP your still stuck in the frog stop being an idiot.  :P


*smokes his pipe* I'm up for anything guys, Sp is going to be stuck in there for a while.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 15, 2010, 10:10:03 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fcable202620deadpool2001ug1-1-2.jpg&hash=77ecb819fa2d4ad716cf6db0f6c7f82e6e77fa6a)
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...wow.

There's nothing going on.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDP_Task11-1.jpg&hash=d44efc6648ebf239beeaa804b9e100fd25863c0c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 15, 2010, 10:12:30 PM
*Pops out of tv*
Try the new 3D magic!
*Grabs PBA and pulls him in the TV*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Nov 15, 2010, 10:14:00 PM
HA HAAA, THIS IS WHERE RAZORSLASH TAKES THE VICTORY!
-chops the TV in half-

Kill Count: 2
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 15, 2010, 10:15:31 PM
*pops out of another TV*

*Does the tongue*
BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLLL
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Nov 15, 2010, 10:16:35 PM
Kill Count: 1
FFUUUUUUUU-
-launches a nuke at Canada-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 15, 2010, 10:17:23 PM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Nov 15, 2010, 10:14:00 PM
HA HAAA, THIS IS WHERERAZORSLASH TAKES THE VICTORY!
-chops the TV in half-

Kill Count: 2

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpoolReaction.jpg&hash=c87fe0e187e9abfd6706758261fe7abc3e185a30)

Google me, buddy. I don't die... but you do.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 15, 2010, 10:17:55 PM
3d Magic does the wondahs.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Nov 15, 2010, 10:20:01 PM
-Matrix dodge-
<<
>>
-throws an Oreo at PBA-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 15, 2010, 10:21:26 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool__Oh_by_Ricard08-3.jpg&hash=c893388f48c71c7336731ecd5698f7b380745884)

*Catches Oreo*

Woah!

An Oreo! Imagine getting hit by one of these! Oh the humanity!

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 15, 2010, 10:22:13 PM
*Throws OREO shurikens at Razorslash*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Nov 15, 2010, 10:23:28 PM
-starts eating them, but is cut badly by the razor edges-
THE PAIN
OH GOD, WHY ARE THEY SO TEMPTINGLY DELICIOUS?!
-continues eating them, despite the bleeding and pain-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 15, 2010, 10:23:45 PM
*Crushes Oreo*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 15, 2010, 10:31:36 PM
*picks one up and opens it, then licks the creamy center*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 15, 2010, 10:33:41 PM
*Strolls outside*

Well, I guess I'll go see if there's any mercenary jobs available.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 15, 2010, 10:34:32 PM
Buy milk.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Nov 15, 2010, 10:35:11 PM
-hits PBA with a milk carton. THAT WASN'T FROM THE BACK.-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 15, 2010, 10:43:48 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 15, 2010, 10:34:32 PM
Buy milk.

Quote from: RazorSlash on Nov 15, 2010, 10:35:11 PM
-hits PBA with a milk carton. THAT WASN'T FROM THE BACK.-

*Grabs milk carton*
*Gives it to Chupa*

Here ya go.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Nov 15, 2010, 10:45:32 PM
Bea Arthur is dead.
-walks away-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 15, 2010, 10:45:56 PM
Ahhh... f**king delicious

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wdexpo.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F12%2Fchocolate-milk.jpg&hash=cc63f549d8ac810d5c80efb88a7449947b030785)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Nov 15, 2010, 10:46:32 PM
Where'd the chocolate mix come from?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 15, 2010, 10:48:22 PM
Military Rations ALWAYS come with chocolate.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Nov 15, 2010, 10:48:48 PM
True...True...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 15, 2010, 11:03:39 PM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Nov 15, 2010, 10:45:32 PM
Bea Arthur is dead.
-walks away-


I'll... *sniff*... let alternate Deadpool respond... *sobs*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pga6notk7W4#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pga6notk7W4#ws)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 16, 2010, 12:03:17 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 15, 2010, 11:03:39 PM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Nov 15, 2010, 10:45:32 PM
Bea Arthur is dead.
-walks away-


I'll... *sniff*... let alternate Deadpool respond... *sobs*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pga6notk7W4#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pga6notk7W4#ws)

I am sorry.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Nov 16, 2010, 12:09:31 AM
Depressions Count: 1
Mwahaha..
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 16, 2010, 12:11:46 AM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Nov 16, 2010, 12:09:31 AM
Depressions Count: 1
Mwahaha..

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft0.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3Ap0lUzXdioe8kCM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fs.bebo.com%2Fapp-image%2F7925847740%2F5411656627%2FPROFILE%2Fi.quizzaz.com%2Fimg%2Fq%2Fu%2F08%2F03%2F17%2FVegeta_9.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=d427609f4514f22a0a98a7a1644cf2fc7714e328)

That's not nice.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Nov 16, 2010, 12:13:07 AM
WHO EVER SAID I WAS NICE!?
Imean
<<
>>
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 16, 2010, 12:17:50 AM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Nov 16, 2010, 12:13:07 AM
WHO EVER SAID I WAS NICE!?
Imean
<<
>>

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Nov 16, 2010, 12:22:30 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg140.imageshack.us%2Fimg140%2F1177%2Fhahaidont.png&hash=8356859e060f2aaa6589f38090cd6ad10462f113)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 16, 2010, 12:26:32 AM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Nov 16, 2010, 12:22:30 AM
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/1177/hahaidont.png

...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Nov 16, 2010, 12:31:07 AM
I still don't get it, youngblood.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 16, 2010, 12:31:30 AM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Nov 16, 2010, 12:31:07 AM
I still don't get it, youngblood.

Why do you call me a youngblood?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Nov 16, 2010, 12:32:58 AM
I call everyone youngblood now
its a new habit
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 16, 2010, 12:33:49 AM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Nov 16, 2010, 12:32:58 AM
I call everyone youngblood now
its a new habit

Oh...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Nov 16, 2010, 12:34:39 AM
-lights marshmallows on fire and throws them at GR-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 16, 2010, 12:35:46 AM
*catches marshmellow.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Nov 16, 2010, 12:36:09 AM
They're on fire
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 16, 2010, 12:36:53 AM
I'm on fire remember?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Nov 16, 2010, 12:37:43 AM
Well played, Ghost Rider...
Well played...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 16, 2010, 12:47:25 AM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Nov 16, 2010, 12:37:43 AM
Well played, Ghost Rider...
Well played...

;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 16, 2010, 05:29:26 AM
What up dudes?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 16, 2010, 07:24:09 AM
*Wakes up at home*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FCapture8-1.png&hash=20a5fc3cb2371c81e2e529c12e14b540125943d8)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fcable202620deadpool2001ug1-1-2.jpg&hash=77ecb819fa2d4ad716cf6db0f6c7f82e6e77fa6a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 16, 2010, 09:38:34 AM
The light... it burns!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.lego.com%2Fupload%2FcontentTemplating%2FBionicleStoryOverview%2Fimages%2F1033%2FpicD32FD2B9-7520-41E6-B194-542593D5595B.jpg&hash=281c8c202667f09be47d86c9a27cb5b653d369d1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 16, 2010, 01:42:49 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 16, 2010, 07:24:09 AM
*Wakes up at home*

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/Capture8-1.png

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/cable202620deadpool2001ug1-1-2.jpg
\

Never fails to amuse me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 16, 2010, 08:39:24 PM
I'm off to see the wizrd, the wonderful wizard of OZ....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Nov 17, 2010, 01:21:12 AM
I think i see what you did there.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 17, 2010, 11:22:38 AM
Yeah think OZ stands for somthing instead of oz. ???
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 17, 2010, 01:05:35 PM
Hello hello.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 17, 2010, 04:39:44 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpoolReaction.jpg&hash=c87fe0e187e9abfd6706758261fe7abc3e185a30)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 17, 2010, 08:10:07 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 17, 2010, 04:39:44 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/DeadpoolReaction.jpg

Exactly.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 17, 2010, 10:38:40 PM
Alright I'm going to be Ghost Rider in here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 17, 2010, 10:44:52 PM
We should get a fight going... a decent one.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_jqQkpFziDz8%2FTGq70Gu2PBI%2FAAAAAAAABUw%2FWvKGbj8kRqM%2Fs1600%2FBoba_Fett_VS_Predator_by_WiL_Woods.jpg&hash=6128e910c8f5b0573c16e65241f6fac7493724e1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 17, 2010, 10:45:59 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 17, 2010, 10:44:52 PM
We should get a fight going... a decent one.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_jqQkpFziDz8%2FTGq70Gu2PBI%2FAAAAAAAABUw%2FWvKGbj8kRqM%2Fs1600%2FBoba_Fett_VS_Predator_by_WiL_Woods.jpg&hash=6128e910c8f5b0573c16e65241f6fac7493724e1)

Hello Boba. (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comicbookmovie.com%2Fimages%2Fusers%2Fuploads%2F16352%2Fghost_rider.jpg&hash=e26f2e801feab2afa9475dcc17240f9605b2d6e6)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Nov 17, 2010, 10:47:26 PM
-makes popcorn-
-prepares to watch a fight with the potential to be epic-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 17, 2010, 10:48:38 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 17, 2010, 10:44:52 PM
We should get a fight going... a decent one.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_jqQkpFziDz8%2FTGq70Gu2PBI%2FAAAAAAAABUw%2FWvKGbj8kRqM%2Fs1600%2FBoba_Fett_VS_Predator_by_WiL_Woods.jpg&hash=6128e910c8f5b0573c16e65241f6fac7493724e1)

You're in luck Boba, I can't use the Penance Stare on you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 17, 2010, 11:00:07 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.factpile.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F09%2FBoba-Fett-Epic1.jpg&hash=b22d06c87b544f419071d8aaf7e528246c2a1227)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 17, 2010, 11:00:58 PM
Fett wins.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 17, 2010, 11:02:49 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 17, 2010, 11:00:07 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.factpile.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F09%2FBoba-Fett-Epic1.jpg&hash=b22d06c87b544f419071d8aaf7e528246c2a1227)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.superherotimes.com%2Fnews%2Fimages%2Fghost-rider-ny.jpg&hash=f9d5d0e20627da3a75b3bea8d47316e0a6e9ef8f)
That wasn't very nice....clone.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 17, 2010, 11:08:34 PM
*Backs away slightly from Boba Fett*
Again.... great.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 17, 2010, 11:10:14 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F33806%2F1343141-91_shadowland_5_super.jpg&hash=b86da0a4712f4bcc236536446981b0123632ca6b)

TIME FOR YOU TO DIE CLONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 17, 2010, 11:11:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cnNTyqUTQA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cnNTyqUTQA#)

(Sorry the quality sucks) 0:50-1:05
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 17, 2010, 11:14:16 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 17, 2010, 11:11:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cnNTyqUTQA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cnNTyqUTQA#)

(Sorry the quality sucks) 0:50-1:05

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcineclub.de%2Fimages%2F2007%2F02%2Fghost-rider-8.jpg&hash=8117d35bf0ddb83d20e298c2421e703b14e99e49)

What the hell.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 17, 2010, 11:15:18 PM
I don't see your pic.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 17, 2010, 11:16:11 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aceshowbiz.com%2Fimages%2Fstill%2Fghost_rider27.jpg&hash=f59132b226bb4d0d8270e2f4a05f4eafac9e3385)

How about now?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 17, 2010, 11:20:31 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbobafettny.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F01%2Fbobafett2.jpg&hash=43845a06e7383e2bd13572fb92abe48c0bdb8ed0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 17, 2010, 11:21:54 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi53.tinypic.com%2F34j7jmq.jpg&hash=49e99a29f2a505c3c3c7ee0d6f8c1d9646139ff3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 17, 2010, 11:23:21 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 17, 2010, 11:20:31 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbobafettny.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F01%2Fbobafett2.jpg&hash=43845a06e7383e2bd13572fb92abe48c0bdb8ed0)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft1.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AIeEVISkdTPxQIM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fi255.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh135%2Fafrikabambaataassf%2FWallpapers%2520Marvel%2520Comics%2FGhostRider-12.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=e63dc3a44e3dea5673c4271341ac8a1cb3a26805)

Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 17, 2010, 11:21:54 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi53.tinypic.com%2F34j7jmq.jpg&hash=49e99a29f2a505c3c3c7ee0d6f8c1d9646139ff3)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comicsbulletin.com%2Fnews%2Fimages%2F0803%2FGhostRider22Cover.jpg&hash=0f00049c8ca0974d08791dd89b95c0e08357bbc5)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 17, 2010, 11:25:31 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.natick.army.mil%2Fabout%2Fpao%2F2006%2FFFWINC2LDRFacing.jpg&hash=e608c372c9646df8a9766a8599a87d04bc97f639)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 17, 2010, 11:26:21 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 17, 2010, 11:25:31 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.natick.army.mil%2Fabout%2Fpao%2F2006%2FFFWINC2LDRFacing.jpg&hash=e608c372c9646df8a9766a8599a87d04bc97f639)

Well played.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freakcomics.com%2Fimages%2FGhost_Rider_2_cover.jpg&hash=0fdbd46b5de85350a04c340941d20e2596a2ba57)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 17, 2010, 11:26:32 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 17, 2010, 11:21:54 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi53.tinypic.com%2F34j7jmq.jpg&hash=49e99a29f2a505c3c3c7ee0d6f8c1d9646139ff3)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm2.static.flickr.com%2F1033%2F821023693_2ecb1a4619.jpg%3Fv%3D0&hash=c0fbbc5de190251d30574030b7e5f8579b82796e)

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 17, 2010, 11:23:21 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 17, 2010, 11:20:31 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbobafettny.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F01%2Fbobafett2.jpg&hash=43845a06e7383e2bd13572fb92abe48c0bdb8ed0)
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:IeEVISkdTPxQIM:http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh135/afrikabambaataassf/Wallpapers%20Marvel%20Comics/GhostRider-12.jpg&t=1
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20081212170402%2Fstarwars%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ff4%2FBoba_Fett_Unleashed.jpg&hash=8d433da0b77c9e1eaf812f8d088da8af9cf8977f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 17, 2010, 11:28:07 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 17, 2010, 11:26:32 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 17, 2010, 11:21:54 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi53.tinypic.com%2F34j7jmq.jpg&hash=49e99a29f2a505c3c3c7ee0d6f8c1d9646139ff3)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1033/821023693_2ecb1a4619.jpg?v=0

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 17, 2010, 11:23:21 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 17, 2010, 11:20:31 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbobafettny.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F01%2Fbobafett2.jpg&hash=43845a06e7383e2bd13572fb92abe48c0bdb8ed0)
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:IeEVISkdTPxQIM:http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh135/afrikabambaataassf/Wallpapers%20Marvel%20Comics/GhostRider-12.jpg&t=1
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20081212170402%2Fstarwars%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ff4%2FBoba_Fett_Unleashed.jpg&hash=8d433da0b77c9e1eaf812f8d088da8af9cf8977f)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsemanticdrift.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F09%2Fghost-rider-coverc.jpg&hash=78a1715f3f3a54246b52eb9b05e3e8a8c98c501a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 17, 2010, 11:30:57 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_9ipmjpDx3VE%2FR15wzkPpsZI%2FAAAAAAAAARI%2FTRvvOd1rSDw%2Fs400%2FBoba%2BFett.jpg&hash=74418c0438ba9b626e5fdf21a6f1855190fcd413)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 17, 2010, 11:31:49 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 17, 2010, 11:30:57 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9ipmjpDx3VE/R15wzkPpsZI/AAAAAAAAARI/TRvvOd1rSDw/s400/Boba+Fett.jpg

Oh s**t.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.coventrytelegraph.net%2Fthegeekfiles%2FGhost%2520Rider%2520official%2520still.jpg&hash=43b110d482a5071a80e4b50a09266ca0ade0cca2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 18, 2010, 12:28:27 AM
{Was resting in a tree watching Ghost Rider and Geronimo fight}
...... man in a mask...... {Purrs a bit}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 12:29:52 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 18, 2010, 12:28:27 AM
{Was resting in a tree watching Ghost Rider and Geronimo fight}
...... man in a mask...... {Purrs a bit}

Hey Boba, you have an admirer.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Nov 18, 2010, 12:50:46 AM
-recording GR and Geronimo's fight-
This is so going on YouTube
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 01:34:20 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fvidaordinaria.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F06%2Fboba-fett.jpg&hash=4e97d0edd720c2231022f4fd2916ab05d42c1c40)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 01:35:26 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 01:34:20 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fvidaordinaria.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F06%2Fboba-fett.jpg&hash=4e97d0edd720c2231022f4fd2916ab05d42c1c40)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwatchstuff.com%2Fimages%2F2006%2F03%2Fghost-rider-artwork4.jpg&hash=c5ad2bd576631f4ef4003a8ac006c21386759a0d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 01:40:47 AM
Cheer up Ghost Rider.  :)

I wonder where the others went?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QgsSwhY4oE#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QgsSwhY4oE#ws)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 01:44:15 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 01:40:47 AM
Cheer up Ghost Rider.  :)

I wonder where the others went?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QgsSwhY4oE#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QgsSwhY4oE#ws)

We must have destroyed them with our Epic.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 01:50:42 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 01:44:15 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 01:40:47 AM
Cheer up Ghost Rider.  :)

I wonder where the others went?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QgsSwhY4oE#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QgsSwhY4oE#ws)

We must have destroyed them with our Epic.
I'm not so sure, it's too easy...

Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 18, 2010, 12:28:27 AM
{Was resting in a tree watching Ghost Rider and Geronimo fight}
...... man in a mask...... {Purrs a bit}

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm2.static.flickr.com%2F1033%2F821023693_2ecb1a4619.jpg%3Fv%3D0&hash=c0fbbc5de190251d30574030b7e5f8579b82796e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 18, 2010, 01:52:55 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 01:44:15 AM
We must have destroyed them with our Epic.
Excuse me?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 01:54:22 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 01:50:42 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 01:44:15 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 01:40:47 AM
Cheer up Ghost Rider.  :)

I wonder where the others went?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QgsSwhY4oE#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QgsSwhY4oE#ws)

We must have destroyed them with our Epic.
I'm not so sure, it's too easy...

Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 18, 2010, 12:28:27 AM
{Was resting in a tree watching Ghost Rider and Geronimo fight}
...... man in a mask...... {Purrs a bit}

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1033/821023693_2ecb1a4619.jpg?v=0

You lucky basterd, I'm no looker.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwatchstuff.com%2Fimages%2F2006%2F03%2Fghost-rider-artwork4.jpg&hash=c5ad2bd576631f4ef4003a8ac006c21386759a0d)

Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 18, 2010, 01:52:55 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 01:44:15 AM
We must have destroyed them with our Epic.
Excuse me?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.coventrytelegraph.net%2Fthegeekfiles%2FGhost%2520Rider%2520official%2520still.jpg&hash=43b110d482a5071a80e4b50a09266ca0ade0cca2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 02:03:30 AM
What can I say? I'm good looking.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ratewall.com%2Fcpics%2Fe17b33fe-6a3b-4941-b630-b76f3bbc4d7c_villains_boba_fett.jpg&hash=c56fd131a217ae69127c576f39af8d70f2a60426)

Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 18, 2010, 01:52:55 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 01:44:15 AM
We must have destroyed them with our Epic.
Excuse me?

See?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 02:04:19 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 02:03:30 AM
What can I say? I'm good looking.

http://www.ratewall.com/cpics/e17b33fe-6a3b-4941-b630-b76f3bbc4d7c_villains_boba_fett.jpg

Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 18, 2010, 01:52:55 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 01:44:15 AM
We must have destroyed them with our Epic.
Excuse me?
Clones have all the fun.
See?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 18, 2010, 02:18:41 AM
{Grabs both Ghost Rider and Geronimo together and puts herself between them and purrs}
your both good looking ^_^
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 02:19:55 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 18, 2010, 02:18:41 AM
{Grabs both Ghost Rider and Geronimo together and puts herself between them and purrs}
your both good looking ^_^
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bestweekever.tv%2Fbwe%2Fimages%2F2008%2F08%2FGhost%2520Rider%2520large.jpg&hash=132874471ab4cb698c2c8d22704be54b5d3bc54a)
This is what i look like when i smile.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 18, 2010, 02:21:32 AM
How 'Bout me? i need my Self steem injection too!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 02:24:24 AM
Have I ever told you about the time I kicked Vader's ass?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freewebs.com%2Fempire-iss-empire%2FDarth%2520Vader%2520vs%2520Boba%2520Fett.jpg&hash=aa8a90b4041626769d68383e241aef517279a921)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 02:26:56 AM
Have told you about the time a gutted Satan?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freakcomics.com%2Fimages%2FGhost_Rider_2_cover.jpg&hash=0fdbd46b5de85350a04c340941d20e2596a2ba57)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 18, 2010, 02:28:33 AM
you and me both.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pspstation.org%2Fportal%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F10%2Fdoom-art-original.jpg&hash=80656f6afc1de64afbfa018d73b22b4c36c39ad0)

the difference is that my Final boss was no other than SpaceMarines-Demon.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 02:29:06 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3052%2F2938823395_51dc680fa2.jpg&hash=11445a7efe8e3b3200f03c3b7e65cd94996df3d9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 18, 2010, 02:30:04 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 02:24:24 AM
Have I ever told you about the time I kicked Vader's ass?

http://www.freewebs.com/empire-iss-empire/Darth%20Vader%20vs%20Boba%20Fett.jpg
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 02:26:56 AM
Have told you about the time a gutted Satan?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freakcomics.com%2Fimages%2FGhost_Rider_2_cover.jpg&hash=0fdbd46b5de85350a04c340941d20e2596a2ba57)
...... now I am both disapointed and angry...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 02:36:26 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 18, 2010, 02:30:04 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 02:24:24 AM
Have I ever told you about the time I kicked Vader's ass?

http://www.freewebs.com/empire-iss-empire/Darth%20Vader%20vs%20Boba%20Fett.jpg
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 02:26:56 AM
Have told you about the time a gutted Satan?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freakcomics.com%2Fimages%2FGhost_Rider_2_cover.jpg&hash=0fdbd46b5de85350a04c340941d20e2596a2ba57)
...... now I am both disapointed and angry...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwatchstuff.com%2Fimages%2F2006%2F03%2Fghost-rider-artwork4.jpg&hash=c5ad2bd576631f4ef4003a8ac006c21386759a0d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 02:46:33 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 18, 2010, 02:30:04 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 02:24:24 AM
Have I ever told you about the time I kicked Vader's ass?

http://www.freewebs.com/empire-iss-empire/Darth%20Vader%20vs%20Boba%20Fett.jpg
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 02:26:56 AM
Have told you about the time a gutted Satan?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freakcomics.com%2Fimages%2FGhost_Rider_2_cover.jpg&hash=0fdbd46b5de85350a04c340941d20e2596a2ba57)
...... now I am both disapointed and angry...
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft2.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AvACKc58dqVABPM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fimg526.imageshack.us%2Fimg526%2F6997%2Fmyfett3eb.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=3547678aee4811772e34d591a8186b981f773548)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 18, 2010, 02:47:46 AM
Besides I killed something better
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa364%2FNarakusGirl%2Fdieedward.gif&hash=c8f0b4680a9e50fa7c903142a3cfef7eb9b2baec)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 02:49:20 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 18, 2010, 02:47:46 AM
Besides I killed something better
http://s15.photobucket.com/albums/a364/NarakusGirl/dieedward.gif

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bestweekever.tv%2Fbwe%2Fimages%2F2008%2F08%2FGhost%2520Rider%2520large.jpg&hash=132874471ab4cb698c2c8d22704be54b5d3bc54a)
Again, I'm smiling.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 02:51:40 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 18, 2010, 02:47:46 AM
Besides I killed something better
http://s15.photobucket.com/albums/a364/NarakusGirl/dieedward.gif
Amen to that.

Too bad I'm being paid to take you alive.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth09.deviantart.net%2Ffs50%2F150%2Ff%2F2009%2F265%2F3%2Fa%2FHunters_by_Jedi_Art_Trick_by_Boba_Fett_Fan_Club.jpg&hash=59a0a8ac1dda11ae875733fc8050655f66b145ed)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 02:52:56 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 02:51:40 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 18, 2010, 02:47:46 AM
Besides I killed something better
http://s15.photobucket.com/albums/a364/NarakusGirl/dieedward.gif
Amen to that.

Too bad I'm being paid to take you alive.

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs50/150/f/2009/265/3/a/Hunters_by_Jedi_Art_Trick_by_Boba_Fett_Fan_Club.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comicbookmovie.com%2Fimages%2Fusers%2Fuploads%2F16352%2Fghost_rider.jpg&hash=e26f2e801feab2afa9475dcc17240f9605b2d6e6)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Nov 18, 2010, 02:55:04 AM
*walks into thread*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.indy4.info%2Fimages%2Fabout-indiana-jones-1.jpg&hash=a84dead7034ab34343fe2ff79cd53e8b51c491e5)

Hmmm. This isn't Archeology 101. Must have taken a wrong turn.

*exits thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 18, 2010, 02:57:00 AM
*walks away since nobody paid attention*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 02:57:26 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20070203190735%2Fstarwars%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2F8%2F81%2FSWBFOK-1-FC-SOL.jpg%2F150px-SWBFOK-1-FC-SOL.jpg&hash=4869abac0ef2756f4820a2777c6e4cf83370b3d2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 03:01:55 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 02:57:26 AM
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070203190735/starwars/images/thumb/8/81/SWBFOK-1-FC-SOL.jpg/150px-SWBFOK-1-FC-SOL.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcineclub.de%2Fimages%2F2007%2F02%2Fghost-rider-8.jpg&hash=8117d35bf0ddb83d20e298c2421e703b14e99e49)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 03:03:44 AM
Once again I see nothing.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 03:04:23 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcineclub.de%2Fimages%2F2007%2F02%2Fghost-rider-8.jpg&hash=8117d35bf0ddb83d20e298c2421e703b14e99e49)

Over my dead body.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 03:05:13 AM
And again, I see only 'X'.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 18, 2010, 03:06:57 AM
Good luck catching me......
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 03:09:15 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpdxsx.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F02%2Fslave1.jpg&hash=7cc913d19250c52f40ab2658e45a024b084a3220)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 03:09:37 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 03:09:15 AM
http://pdxsx.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/slave1.jpg

Damn it, I have no ship.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 03:12:07 AM
Eat this Rider!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Raiy4sac1EM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Raiy4sac1EM#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 03:15:07 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 03:12:07 AM
Eat this Rider!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Raiy4sac1EM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Raiy4sac1EM#)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-*buried under rubble.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 18, 2010, 03:16:31 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 03:09:15 AM
http://pdxsx.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/slave1.jpg
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa364%2FNarakusGirl%2Fpredatorship.jpg&hash=6e75fdcef3898677d430157e51683a3ea316d858)
My ship its bigger then yours.... {Has her ship run his ship over like a snail on the highway}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 03:21:01 AM
Jet pack.   8)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20081212170402%2Fstarwars%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ff4%2FBoba_Fett_Unleashed.jpg&hash=8d433da0b77c9e1eaf812f8d088da8af9cf8977f)

*boards predator ship*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F77%2F214130-13117-boba-fett_super.jpg&hash=02c88f2e81194910d94e189a549c2ccb99a3ec98)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 18, 2010, 03:22:27 AM
Pfft.. people, please.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftoyroom.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F06%2Fgalactica.jpg&hash=f1883f302dc90c1299773e2ee180c60ac983b839)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 03:26:07 AM
Looks like this ships cloaking is useful after all.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 18, 2010, 03:28:23 AM
Not with DRADIS it isn't..
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Nov 18, 2010, 03:29:42 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdoubleawesome.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F06%2FEJO.jpg&hash=c258fc0f51a037f630360f1d607b2e160c3eec60)
MOUSTACHE POWER ACTIVATE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 03:30:10 AM
WTF is a DRADIS?

That doesn't matter. The sooner I get Queen the sooner I get paid.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 18, 2010, 03:33:36 AM
{Sets the ship on auto pilot and goes over to a cage and sets loose 5 Pred Hounds}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 03:42:07 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fphotos.go-ghoti.com%2Fboba-fett-flamethrower.bmp&hash=ef3c693550dffddaed8d2d24eb67cc4c2faa08bf)

B.B.Q dogs...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.toplessrobot.com%2F%25235%2520boba%2520fetts.jpg&hash=b7e7a2f4deab6769efcd6dd286b11c873fb663d7)

*Ties up Queen.*

Enjoy the flight.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcomicmastersonline.com%2Fshop%2Fimages%2FSW%2520BOBA%2520FETT%2520PRINT.jpg&hash=586337710545bf05963684aa4d74a408700c38b2)

Where is my money... chup!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 18, 2010, 03:48:26 AM
{Breaks loose using her wrist blades to cut the rope and runs over to Geronimo and tackles him down and uses the rope to tie his legs and arms together}
Do that to me again I will kill you...
{spins him around on his back with her foot}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 03:53:03 AM
*cuts free with lightsaber*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3ASNgrkXFLtJinmM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fi45.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ff60%2FB_luv%2FBoba_Fett.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=142c14f76e052082b85e282a97c29e0337f5ed77)

Didn't see that coming eh? I've killed Jedi before.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 18, 2010, 04:02:25 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi979.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fae278%2FYautjaAvatar%2FYautja%2F16331_1242511792550_1522006122_3065.jpg&hash=d5dbe8083830696fbcf95426f88451ae67d021f4)
{Pulls out Combi Stick} And I have killed coutless things threw the Universe!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 04:07:10 AM
*slash slash. Combistick falls apart.*

Is that all you got?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc08.deviantart.net%2Ffs30%2Fi%2F2008%2F090%2Fb%2F2%2FBoba_Fett_raw_by_Benef.jpg&hash=3fda91fa4a01892a14a3bf3c2c7694a826f37a33)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 18, 2010, 04:15:59 AM
Normally I'd be annoyed by pure character spam, but Boba Fett is at least pleasant to look at.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 18, 2010, 04:17:53 AM
You wish
{There was a whip crack and his lightsaber was gone now in her hands}
To slow!
{Wraps the xeno tail whip around his left leg and yanks him down and pulls him closer to her}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 04:22:01 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft1.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3Az29BS1vQpWZxkM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fi200.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Faa139%2Flil-leprechaun89%2F410px-Boba_Fett_Unleashed.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=38c0763a5244521debb922971b0e902ccfecf37b)

I've lost patience. Screw what chupa wants. It's personal now and I don't plan on taking you alive.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F38780%2F807859-boba_fett_10_super.jpg&hash=1331b143a56181dbb9a8bb26fdc4f0d81d325f0a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 04:24:06 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 04:22:01 AM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:z29BS1vQpWZxkM:http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa139/lil-leprechaun89/410px-Boba_Fett_Unleashed.jpg&t=1

I've lost patience. Screw what chupa wants. It's personal now and I don't plan on taking you alive.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F38780%2F807859-boba_fett_10_super.jpg&hash=1331b143a56181dbb9a8bb26fdc4f0d81d325f0a)

*bursts out of rubble and traps geronimo in chains.*

Guess who's back?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 04:28:20 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kotowari.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F11%2Fpunch.jpg&hash=105309186caf43cb627f81efa652b87870228270)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bite.ca%2Fbitedaily%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F08%2FBoba_Fett_VS_Predator_by_WiL_Woods-540x929.jpg&hash=b41e6db35ecffee45d2580ab28553b8757ab7f41)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.antiquark.com%2Fimg%2Fslave1b.jpg&hash=8b19f37b663e411b2fd3255903781ec4ded9f7ff)

Bye.  :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 04:29:21 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 04:28:20 AM
http://www.kotowari.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/punch.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bite.ca%2Fbitedaily%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F08%2FBoba_Fett_VS_Predator_by_WiL_Woods-540x929.jpg&hash=b41e6db35ecffee45d2580ab28553b8757ab7f41)

http://www.antiquark.com/img/slave1b.jpg

*latches on to ship* At least I can breath in space.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 04:31:31 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 04:29:21 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 04:28:20 AM
http://www.kotowari.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/punch.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bite.ca%2Fbitedaily%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F08%2FBoba_Fett_VS_Predator_by_WiL_Woods-540x929.jpg&hash=b41e6db35ecffee45d2580ab28553b8757ab7f41)

http://www.antiquark.com/img/slave1b.jpg

*latches on to ship* At least I can breath in space.
It's cold in space.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 04:32:02 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 04:31:31 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 04:29:21 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 04:28:20 AM
http://www.kotowari.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/punch.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bite.ca%2Fbitedaily%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F08%2FBoba_Fett_VS_Predator_by_WiL_Woods-540x929.jpg&hash=b41e6db35ecffee45d2580ab28553b8757ab7f41)

http://www.antiquark.com/img/slave1b.jpg

*latches on to ship* At least I can breath in space.
It's cold in space.

I'm a f**king demon.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 18, 2010, 04:33:33 AM
{Gets up and brushes off}
This is why I like Darth Maul better he isn't so annoying...and 100x hotter...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 04:34:26 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 18, 2010, 04:33:33 AM
{Gets up and brushes off}
This is why I like Darth Maul better he inset so annoying...and 100x hotter...
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.coventrytelegraph.net%2Fthegeekfiles%2FGhost%2520Rider%2520official%2520still.jpg&hash=43b110d482a5071a80e4b50a09266ca0ade0cca2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 18, 2010, 08:27:50 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool__Oh_by_Ricard08-3.jpg&hash=c893388f48c71c7336731ecd5698f7b380745884)

Soooo.... we were supposed to assume that pictures placed one after the other, without any text detailing any sort of battle, were actually fighting? We need a story structure, people! Like the good ol' days!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpoolReaction.jpg&hash=c87fe0e187e9abfd6706758261fe7abc3e185a30)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 12:09:01 PM
1. Images speak louder than words for one. I see the story clear as day.

2. I'm starting to agree about the pictures, I got carried away last night. Keeping it to a minimal now, I let da power go to my head.

3. Darth Mual?  Pleaaase. :P

4. Man, something always go wrong for me somehow with this thread, I think I am truely annoyed/mildly upset because of that fact. *sigh*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 18, 2010, 12:45:01 PM
As always, leave the body to me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 18, 2010, 03:51:15 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 18, 2010, 12:45:01 PM
As always, leave the body to me.
I doubt you've got the same reason to keep it as Jabba.  :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 03:57:02 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 18, 2010, 12:45:01 PM
As always, leave the body to me.
Here you go, where's my money.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 18, 2010, 05:31:16 PM
*pays in cash then drags the body away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 05:47:18 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 03:57:02 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 18, 2010, 12:45:01 PM
As always, leave the body to me.
Here you go, where's my money.

*shoots a fireball at the money.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 18, 2010, 06:45:13 PM
now youve done it. That was OZ' stash!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 06:50:54 PM
I'm not afraid.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 07:54:11 PM
You will be... you will be.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 08:01:52 PM
I'm the Ghost Rider. I fear nothing.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 18, 2010, 08:12:29 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool-cover-1.jpg&hash=7ab2b72a648d8f925fe149d9005417372d083117)

*Attacks Boba Fett (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=17705)*

Hey! There's only one Boba Fett, and the guy who portrayed him was banned! You're a shameless clone!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 08:16:09 PM
He was a big fat phony!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffuriousfanboys.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F11%2FDeadpool-vs-Boba.gif&hash=719e5d162c8e6236ae7043e97adf0192fca53a48)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 08:17:46 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 08:16:09 PM
He was a big fat phony!

http://furiousfanboys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Deadpool-vs-Boba.gif

*attacks Fett.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 18, 2010, 08:18:42 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 08:16:09 PM
He was a big fat phony!

http://furiousfanboys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Deadpool-vs-Boba.gif

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpooltemplate-2-1.jpg&hash=2a8da74c4c32bc657d5fb971fb8e619a98fddd60)

No.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool_65688.jpg&hash=247ef9c746bab9cf7142dafb81692389b6a563f8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 08:21:10 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 18, 2010, 08:18:42 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 08:16:09 PM
He was a big fat phony!

http://furiousfanboys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Deadpool-vs-Boba.gif

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpooltemplate-2-1.jpg

No.

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpool_65688.jpg

I got the left.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 08:22:09 PM
*Flies up with jet back and fires blasters at PBA and Ghost Rider.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 08:24:02 PM
Damn it! *dodges.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 18, 2010, 08:33:21 PM
*Rolls behind cover*

Hey, you, stop looking at the screen like that. I may be damn near invulnerable but I can still feel pain.

*Looks over at Ghost Rider*

Oh he's offline.

*Ghost Rider vanishes*

Well. I guess I'm up against him myself.

*Reloads and checks ammo*

Fire!

*Fires half a clip of sub-machine gun ammo into Geronimo's jet-pack*

*Takes cover*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 08:38:13 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.brianstoys.com%2Fstore%2Fimages%2Fproducts%2Fstar%2520wars%2Fkotobukiya%2Fkoto_bobafett.jpg&hash=5723ef61dca3fd7a39e6d9cb85d3b51524c02cc6)
My jet pack! Chicks love the jet pack!

*takes cover and fires at PBA at the same time.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 18, 2010, 08:40:48 PM
*Leaps over Geronimo's cover*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool-1.jpg&hash=11e06c38014a99f6a0d1ff0f027d4becbe84205e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 08:46:05 PM
B.B.Q?

*uses flamethrower*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 18, 2010, 08:53:11 PM
*Engulfed in flame*

*Puts flames out*

You wanna play it that way?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fbulletsss.jpg&hash=dad8ec6aef2621c63e10cf80db8f6da2aa4c4cba)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 08:57:06 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.deviantart.com%2Fdownload%2F88174170%2FBoba_Fett_Colors_WIP_by_r6artist.jpg&hash=c08dbf51d3838b13f01643d5212ea8851c150010)

*Fires at PBA*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 18, 2010, 09:08:30 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool-cover-1.jpg&hash=7ab2b72a648d8f925fe149d9005417372d083117)

*Leaps into the hail of lead and open fires- no room for cover*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 09:16:27 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn4.mattters.com%2Fphotos%2Fphotos%2F5479213%2Framondelli_bobafett_bespin.jpg&hash=2768d37a16326f0f7f4d787e6de82c6ce8330e91)

Slave 1 time!

Eat this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Raiy4sac1EM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Raiy4sac1EM#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 09:21:53 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 09:16:27 PM
http://cdn4.mattters.com/photos/photos/5479213/ramondelli_bobafett_bespin.jpg

Slave 1 time!

Eat this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Raiy4sac1EM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Raiy4sac1EM#)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comicbookmovie.com%2Fimages%2Fusers%2Fuploads%2F16352%2Fghost_rider.jpg&hash=e26f2e801feab2afa9475dcc17240f9605b2d6e6)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 09:24:18 PM
Flash back Ghost?  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 09:25:27 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 09:24:18 PM
Flash back Ghost?  ;)

I'LL KILL YOU BOUNTY HUNTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 18, 2010, 09:26:17 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 09:16:27 PM
http://cdn4.mattters.com/photos/photos/5479213/ramondelli_bobafett_bespin.jpg

Slave 1 time!

Eat this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Raiy4sac1EM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Raiy4sac1EM#)

*Falls to the ground- pelted by heavy laser fire*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fgreatmove.gif&hash=dd67c009505f6a0f223ca92a9a151ef4c484d8d6)

*Sees Ghost Rider*

Lend a hand?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 09:27:18 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 18, 2010, 09:26:17 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 09:16:27 PM
http://cdn4.mattters.com/photos/photos/5479213/ramondelli_bobafett_bespin.jpg

Slave 1 time!

Eat this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Raiy4sac1EM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Raiy4sac1EM#)

*Falls to the ground- pelted by heavy laser fire*

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/greatmove.gif

*Sees Ghost Rider*

Lend a hand?

*helps Deadpool up*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 18, 2010, 09:31:37 PM
Thanks, bud. Now then, I know how we're going to get there.

*Points to Slave I*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool_acting3.png&hash=2fb1087807bf817c4753f05896e103d25869c006)

C'mon buddy.

*Grabs Ghost Rider's arm and activates Teleporter*

{BA-ZINGG}

*Ghost Rider and Deadpool materialise in Slave I's hangar*

Now, let's go get the Fett man.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 09:32:35 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 18, 2010, 09:31:37 PM
Thanks, bud. Now then, I know how we're going to get there.

*Points to Slave I*

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpool_acting3.png

C'mon buddy.

*Grabs Ghost Rider's arm and activates Teleporter*

{BA-ZINGG}

*Ghost Rider and Deadpool materialise in Slave I's hangar*

Now, let's go get the Fett man.

After you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 18, 2010, 09:39:35 PM
*Walks through the corridors and up the ladder into the control room*

Hey there, Fett man. How you doing? I hear you can die, y'see, me and Ghost Rider here, can't.

*Shoots Geronimo in the base of the neck*

Going down!

Hey, Ghost Rider, don't worry, he isn't dead. Just possibly paralyzed for the rest of his life.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 09:40:58 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 18, 2010, 09:39:35 PM
*Walks through the corridors and up the ladder into the control room*

Hey there, Fett man. How you doing? I hear you can die, y'see, me and Ghost Rider here, can't.

*Shoots Geronimo in the base of the neck*

Going down!

Hey, Ghost Rider, don't worry, he isn't dead. Just possibly paralyzed for the rest of his life.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comicsbulletin.com%2Fnews%2F0611%2FGR6.jpg&hash=019dbf672ea4a2edc30cc2703adbb7be7e134b12)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 18, 2010, 09:41:24 PM
Dudes!

Did I miss something??
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 18, 2010, 09:43:05 PM
*Calls Omega over the comm channel*

{Hey man, we're currently crashing through orbit at high velocity with a stunned Fett man.}

...

{Over.}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 09:44:05 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 18, 2010, 09:43:05 PM
*Calls Omega over the comm channel*

{Hey man, we're currently crashing through orbit at high velocity with a stunned Fett man.}

...

{Over.}

*hits head on roof* OUCH!!!!!!!! WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO DRIVE?!?!?!!?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 18, 2010, 09:44:53 PM
Dudes, that's awesome.

SHAI HULUD

*Shai Huluds in Orbit*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 09:45:29 PM
You post too fast!

This ship isn't that big, I HEARD YOU!  ;D (honestly how big do you think it is?  :P)

*Shoots the glass and jumps out. The ship is on a collision course*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 09:46:43 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 09:45:29 PM
You post too fast!

This ship isn't that big, I HEARD YOU!  ;D (honestly how big do you think it is?  :P)

*Shoots the glass and jumps out. The ship is on a collision course*

GRAB ON TO MY MOTORCYCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*attaches chain to Boba's foot.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 18, 2010, 09:47:02 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 09:44:05 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 18, 2010, 09:43:05 PM
*Calls Omega over the comm channel*

{Hey man, we're currently crashing through orbit at high velocity with a stunned Fett man.}

...

{Over.}

*hits head on roof* OUCH!!!!!!!! WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO DRIVE?!?!?!!?

Hey, this isn't driving, this is crashing. With style.

*Burns through orbit and approaches earth with increased velocity*

Oh. Fett woke up. Somehow.

*Turns to Ghost Rider*

He's totally God-Modding now, dude.

{Omega, catch Fett and try to hold 'im until we crash.}
{Over.}

Oh and Ghost Rider, I'd rather crash and burn. It's more my style.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 09:48:43 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 18, 2010, 09:47:02 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 09:44:05 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 18, 2010, 09:43:05 PM
*Calls Omega over the comm channel*

{Hey man, we're currently crashing through orbit at high velocity with a stunned Fett man.}

...

{Over.}
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffusedfilm.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F01%2Fghostrider-31.jpg&hash=e1d60afc520ae380369a8f01ae8a589631379cb8)

F**k.
*hits head on roof* OUCH!!!!!!!! WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO DRIVE?!?!?!!?

Hey, this isn't driving, this is crashing. With style.

*Burns through orbit and approaches earth with increased velocity*

Oh. Fett woke up. Somehow.

*Turns to Ghost Rider*

He's totally God-Modding now, dude.

{Omega, catch Fett and try to hold 'im until we crash.}
{Over.}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 18, 2010, 09:51:54 PM
... :|
*Holds Geronimo by the leg*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 09:53:39 PM
Ugh... if I'm God Modding than why do you do...

{over}.  :P If that isn't God Modding than Ghost Rider is Micky Mouse.  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 18, 2010, 09:54:05 PM
*Crashes to the ground- the wreckage spins out of control and bursts into a massive ball of fire. Metal and debri is sent flying everywhere on impact. The skeletal frame of the Slave I collapses under the pressure and heat of the flame, the engines overload and create yet another explosion. Nothing mortal has survived.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 09:59:10 PM
Ugh... and I just got completely ignored. Screw this, I have a headache from all the complete bull shit I've been through today.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 18, 2010, 10:00:16 PM
*As is holding Geronimo by the leg, he is upside down*
Dudes, is this gonna take long....? :|
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 10:25:01 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 18, 2010, 10:00:16 PM
*As is holding Geronimo by the leg, he is upside down*
Dudes, is this gonna take long....? :|

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comicbookmovie.com%2Fimages%2Fusers%2Fuploads%2F16352%2Fghost_rider.jpg&hash=e26f2e801feab2afa9475dcc17240f9605b2d6e6)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 10:26:54 PM
Do what ever you f**king wish, I'm out of here to save what is left of my sanity.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 18, 2010, 10:28:12 PM
Quote from: Geronimo on Nov 18, 2010, 10:26:54 PM
Do what ever you f**king wish, I'm out of here to save what is left of my sanity.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwatchstuff.com%2Fimages%2F2006%2F03%2Fghost-rider-artwork4.jpg&hash=c5ad2bd576631f4ef4003a8ac006c21386759a0d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 19, 2010, 12:00:35 AM
"Sir, there is an unidentified object falling into our airspace"

-"shoot it down son"

"But sir-"

-"Shut up. i'm not risking another lame-ass superpowered face-off in american Soil"

*Cigar chomp*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgclcQjRS3A# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgclcQjRS3A#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 19, 2010, 09:57:48 AM
*Rubble shifts*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fshatner.jpg&hash=26e21ab2e3f459ebe95841cd251595026d310145)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 19, 2010, 12:26:24 PM
*The mysterious object lands, revealing itself to be a spaceship*

O hai. Wut ar u.

*Mysterious, creepy, almost child-like voice*: Eh... oh!

Eh oh?

*The mysterious voice speaks again* Eh Oh!

Not sure what you mean, bro.

*the voice now is clear* Eh oh, or eh oh!

???

*A door from the spaceship opens, and mist comes out of it, along with a small, red figure*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftrickylittleimp.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F04%2Fteletubbies_po.jpg&hash=c7ea875c1acaba388d8059daf0cf24d8c87ef5fc)
Eh oh!

WHAT THE f**k MAN, this is just wrong wrong wrong.
*Springs Predator blade*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 19, 2010, 12:44:55 PM
And then the sun was babies.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 19, 2010, 12:46:56 PM
*Looks up*
*Stares in horror*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fhr%2F1%2F17%2FTeletubby_Sun.jpg&hash=4934c72b1a7d53c17d6e63a6c13c6c90dfd46056)
*Sun makes child noises*

NOOOOOOoooo *Holds sides of the head with hands*
This ain't true...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 19, 2010, 02:21:54 PM
...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 19, 2010, 03:58:07 PM
 ??? ok what the hell did i eat this time?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 19, 2010, 09:25:11 PM
WTF just happened?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 19, 2010, 09:39:11 PM
GGgrraaaaahhhh!!1

*Grabs Teletubby by the throat and squeezes it, then throws away the corpse and incinerates it with a flamethrower*
*Looks up at the Sun and, in a seek of rage, shoots at it with a Star reactor, destroying it*
*Watches the ensuing explosion, as the place gets wrapped in darkness*


Arr...

Will someone make a new sun?
Plz?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 19, 2010, 10:45:06 PM
no. its time for darkness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI0PkGM6LOo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI0PkGM6LOo#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 20, 2010, 06:18:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep5Ly6nfl9c# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep5Ly6nfl9c#)

I have arrived.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 20, 2010, 03:30:47 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpoolReaction.jpg&hash=c87fe0e187e9abfd6706758261fe7abc3e185a30)

So guys, are we going to try and get some sort of random story structure going? I mean like Fitzgerald's 'The Thing' storyline, something like that?

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 20, 2010, 09:02:21 PM
If anyone is still here. *Peers through binoculars*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 09:24:15 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 20, 2010, 03:30:47 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/DeadpoolReaction.jpg

So guys, are we going to try and get some sort of random story structure going? I mean like Fitzgerald's 'The Thing' storyline, something like that?

It'd be nice.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 20, 2010, 09:24:46 PM
Yepz, especially if you help me out.
*Makes a thing back out with flamethrowers*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 09:25:19 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 20, 2010, 09:24:46 PM
Yepz, especially if you help me out.
*Makes a thing back out with flamethrowers*

O.O
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 20, 2010, 09:27:08 PM
*Aims caster at the thing*

I'mma make a meat pie!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 20, 2010, 09:41:42 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 20, 2010, 03:30:47 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/DeadpoolReaction.jpg

So guys, are we going to try and get some sort of random story structure going? I mean like Fitzgerald's 'The Thing' storyline, something like that?
I swear if I didnt like this thread so much I would just let it die on its own...
Lets do something christmasy!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 09:44:19 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 20, 2010, 09:41:42 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 20, 2010, 03:30:47 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/DeadpoolReaction.jpg

So guys, are we going to try and get some sort of random story structure going? I mean like Fitzgerald's 'The Thing' storyline, something like that?
I swear if I didnt like this thread so much I would just let it die on its own...
Lets do something christmasy!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comicbookmovie.com%2Fimages%2Fusers%2Fuploads%2F16352%2Fghost_rider.jpg&hash=e26f2e801feab2afa9475dcc17240f9605b2d6e6)

Do i look christmasy to you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 20, 2010, 09:45:12 PM
SANTA!!!
You got some presents??
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 20, 2010, 09:45:48 PM
I'm ready for Christmas.  ;D

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ionmagazine.ca%2Fpredator%2Fthe%2520predator.jpg&hash=834d38312c0aae9a77c519df35416a8564cf7b5e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 09:46:11 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 20, 2010, 09:45:12 PM
SANTA!!!
You got some presents??

...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 20, 2010, 09:46:48 PM
Oh plz. I wos good boi!
Dis present for me??
*Takes Ghost Rider's fiery chain*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 09:47:30 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 20, 2010, 09:46:48 PM
Oh plz. I wos good boi!
Dis present for me??
*Takes Ghost Rider's fiery chain*

*takes back chain* That's mine.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 20, 2010, 09:47:44 PM
Wont mah presntz!!1
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 20, 2010, 09:48:48 PM
I can finally catch Santa!

*Fires net gun*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 09:49:17 PM
Uh.....Here:(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20070813210225%2Fgodzilla%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fd3%2FGodzilla98.jpg&hash=fa7b761690243ee2244a17711be44ea118ea6d35)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 20, 2010, 09:49:59 PM
Here ghost just...
*Grabs Ghost and puts Christmas lights where there are spikes*
Yeah ok...
*Replaces Ghost chain with a string of popcorn*
Last thing!
*Throws a can of green paint on Ghost Riders skull making it green and red*
Ya, you do look christmasy.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 20, 2010, 09:50:27 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 09:49:17 PM
Uh.....Here:http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070813210225/godzilla/images/d/d3/Godzilla98.jpg
Oooh!! :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 20, 2010, 09:50:57 PM
Here's our story! Quest for Santa!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 09:51:13 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 20, 2010, 09:49:59 PM
Here ghost just...
*Grabs Ghost and puts Christmas lights where there are spikes*
Yeah ok...
*Replaces Ghost chain with a string of popcorn*
Last thing!
*Throws a can of green paint on Ghost Riders skull making it green and red*
Ya, you do look christmasy.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.superherotimes.com%2Fnews%2Fimages%2Fghost-rider-ny.jpg&hash=f9d5d0e20627da3a75b3bea8d47316e0a6e9ef8f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 20, 2010, 09:51:37 PM
Quote from: Classic the Decapitated on Nov 20, 2010, 09:50:57 PM
Here's our story! Quest for Santa!
No.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 20, 2010, 09:52:33 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 20, 2010, 09:51:37 PM
Quote from: Classic the Decapitated on Nov 20, 2010, 09:50:57 PM
Here's our story! Quest for Santa!
No.

Why not?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 09:53:39 PM
Quote from: Classic the Decapitated on Nov 20, 2010, 09:52:33 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 20, 2010, 09:51:37 PM
Quote from: Classic the Decapitated on Nov 20, 2010, 09:50:57 PM
Here's our story! Quest for Santa!
No.

Why not?

Because I'm not God**** Santa Claus.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 20, 2010, 09:54:20 PM
Quote from: Classic the Decapitated on Nov 20, 2010, 09:52:33 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 20, 2010, 09:51:37 PM
Quote from: Classic the Decapitated on Nov 20, 2010, 09:50:57 PM
Here's our story! Quest for Santa!
No.

Why not?
That would be dumb.
Seriously wtf kind of story would that be?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 20, 2010, 09:54:34 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 09:53:39 PM
Quote from: Classic the Decapitated on Nov 20, 2010, 09:52:33 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 20, 2010, 09:51:37 PM
Quote from: Classic the Decapitated on Nov 20, 2010, 09:50:57 PM
Here's our story! Quest for Santa!
No.

Why not?

Because I'm not God**** Santa Claus.

Shut up! *Shoves stocking in Ghost's mouth*

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 20, 2010, 09:54:20 PM
Quote from: Classic the Decapitated on Nov 20, 2010, 09:52:33 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 20, 2010, 09:51:37 PM
Quote from: Classic the Decapitated on Nov 20, 2010, 09:50:57 PM
Here's our story! Quest for Santa!
No.

Why not?
That would be dumb.
Seriously wtf kind of story would that be?

One with gore and evil villains.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 09:55:14 PM
Quote from: Classic the Decapitated on Nov 20, 2010, 09:54:34 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 09:53:39 PM
Quote from: Classic the Decapitated on Nov 20, 2010, 09:52:33 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 20, 2010, 09:51:37 PM
Quote from: Classic the Decapitated on Nov 20, 2010, 09:50:57 PM
Here's our story! Quest for Santa!
No.

Why not?

Because I'm not God**** Santa Claus.

Shut up! *Shoves stocking in Ghost's mouth*

F**k off a**hole.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 20, 2010, 09:56:20 PM
B naish, gais.

*Offers tea*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 20, 2010, 09:59:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1aguHjgd8g# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1aguHjgd8g#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 09:59:52 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 20, 2010, 09:56:20 PM
B naish, gais.

*Offers tea*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgordonandthewhale.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F09%2Fgodzilla78.jpg&hash=643e6f622f47420b11637280ae2121775368e22a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 20, 2010, 10:00:11 PM
*Grabs tea and turns it to lemonade*
Ok ok.... Lets discuss this like civilized people.
All against Classics idea say nay.


Nay
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 20, 2010, 10:00:42 PM
Yan.
Yang.
And yin.
Yin and Yang.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 10:00:57 PM
Nay.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 20, 2010, 10:02:08 PM
:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 20, 2010, 10:02:29 PM
Yay. All votes count.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 20, 2010, 10:02:59 PM
3 > 1
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 20, 2010, 10:03:38 PM
*Sips lemonade*
So two Nay and two Yay?
Great.
*Drinks lemonade*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 20, 2010, 10:04:42 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fteekay.com.au%2Fimages%2FChimpanzee_thinking_poster.jpg&hash=46195d1458c5cb1f27257adc1bca091839899d49)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 10:04:49 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 20, 2010, 10:03:38 PM
*Sips lemonade*
So two Nay and two Yay?
Great.
*Drinks lemonade*

Damn it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 20, 2010, 10:05:37 PM
So lets see what to do....
Everyone reiterate.

Nay.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 20, 2010, 10:05:55 PM
Nay.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 20, 2010, 10:06:34 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 20, 2010, 10:05:55 PM
Nay.

Wait, what?

YAY.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 10:07:26 PM
Nay.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 20, 2010, 10:08:22 PM
What shall we do then, good sirs?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 20, 2010, 10:09:22 PM
WAR AGAINST GIYGAS.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fit%2Ff%2Ff7%2FBossGiygas.jpg&hash=ca167d631cffdfc6f165e4142bc3da803416eddc)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 10:14:50 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 20, 2010, 10:09:22 PM
WAR AGAINST GIYGAS.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/it/f/f7/BossGiygas.jpg
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kaijuzoo.com%2Fimages%2Fkzgmk3%2Fhead.jpg&hash=ef1cf66f32ef7da11af4cfa73eb068a707b1b0ea)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 20, 2010, 10:16:22 PM
i say we go hunting rabbits.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 20, 2010, 10:16:43 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 20, 2010, 10:16:22 PM
i say we go hunting rabbits.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimage.guardian.co.uk%2Fsys-images%2FFilm%2FPix%2Fpictures%2F2007%2F10%2F26%2Falienpred460.jpg&hash=a303a18e6f9805aa3df8faaaefd689478b452454)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 10:18:08 PM
Quote from: Classic the Decapitated on Nov 20, 2010, 10:16:43 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 20, 2010, 10:16:22 PM
i say we go hunting rabbits.

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/10/26/alienpred460.jpg
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmarkvine.com%2Fimages%2FGodzilla%2Fgmkbluebreath.gif&hash=09cebab6777722f22a769b933ae5e797176a5057)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 20, 2010, 10:20:59 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.explore-science-fiction-movies.com%2Fimages%2Falien-children-hybrid.jpg&hash=526c62d5cea78ebd0dc4b28b025ffa58b477d539)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 10:21:41 PM
Quote from: Classic the Decapitated on Nov 20, 2010, 10:20:59 PM
http://www.explore-science-fiction-movies.com/images/alien-children-hybrid.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fchosis.coldfusionvideo.com%2Fgmk_1.jpg&hash=2ae5f365c9799563e3fcb5eafe01c168522a8048)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 20, 2010, 10:25:13 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Faap.blackaris2001.org%2FMasterReplicas%2FHybridChestbusterS.jpg&hash=f5f5502f3015df92c7819ab64f3c0bf2af43b934)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 10:29:51 PM
Quote from: Classic the Decapitated on Nov 20, 2010, 10:25:13 PM
http://aap.blackaris2001.org/MasterReplicas/HybridChestbusterS.jpg

...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 20, 2010, 10:31:09 PM
 :(
This is exactly what i was trying to avoid!
>:(
*Throws cup at floor where it breaks*
Oh shit. That was technically tea.
*Runs out of thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 10:31:35 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 20, 2010, 10:31:09 PM
:(
This is exactly what i was trying to avoid!
>:(
*Throws cup at floor where it breaks*
Oh shit. That was technically tea.
*Runs out of thread*

Help me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 20, 2010, 10:32:45 PM
What have I done...?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 20, 2010, 10:34:15 PM
*Aliens colony computer voice*
You now have 10 minutes to reach minimum safe distance from thread where tea was wasted
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 10:35:26 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 20, 2010, 10:34:15 PM
*Aliens colony computer voice*
You now have 10 minutes to reach minimum safe distance from thread where tea was wasted

*hides under Godzilla.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 20, 2010, 10:35:45 PM
*Runs away in Fitzy's direction*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 20, 2010, 10:50:54 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26937.gif&hash=781162aee0cb5a4f0a08fb3e861c8968afdcf766)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26957.gif&hash=e80743bd7dc281cb48e880f26af75b544dc33072)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpoolReaction.jpg&hash=c87fe0e187e9abfd6706758261fe7abc3e185a30)

So, nothing came up? Fine. I guess I'll leave this thread to die until we actually get back to some kind of random storyline like in the good ol' days.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26967.gif&hash=c014ce3839158f6e59086d67ca1e5da8f6ba5191)

*Leaves*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 20, 2010, 10:54:04 PM
You start it then.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 20, 2010, 10:55:41 PM
I don't have any ideas, hence why I put the decisions up to you guys.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Emoticons%2Fe26967.gif&hash=c014ce3839158f6e59086d67ca1e5da8f6ba5191)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 10:56:32 PM
I'm leaving as well. Maybe I'll return if there's a decent story line.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpingit.biz%2Fbin%2Fwinmobile%2FCabs%2520and%2520Installs%2520for%2520Phone%2FS2U2%2FS2U2_Wallpaper%2FVehicles%2Fghostrider.gif&hash=6c3a0637fdccd4d28027178352af6ef26e34d76f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 20, 2010, 10:58:00 PM
That's likely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfdAGkjHGac# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfdAGkjHGac#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Nov 20, 2010, 11:14:04 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Nov 20, 2010, 10:55:41 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Emoticons/e26967.gif
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 10:56:32 PM
http://pingit.biz/bin/winmobile/Cabs%20and%20Installs%20for%20Phone/S2U2/S2U2_Wallpaper/Vehicles/ghostrider.gif
I DONT HAVE A MOTORCYCLE!
Anyways im leaving too.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 20, 2010, 11:24:41 PM
I'm outta here... with light speed!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3ADTgbNCIuvIuJqM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.starwars-universe.com%2Fimages%2Fencyclopedie%2Fvaisseaux_vehicules%2Fimages_du_texte%2Fslave_1%2FslaveI_02.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=43feec7b9389fd01531885839e8be55a43acb4c3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 20, 2010, 11:25:38 PM
Farewell.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.makezine.com%2Farchive%2F2009%2F12%2F11%2Fpredator-bike-1.jpg&hash=ab7b07c4e4751413c0367fc9d6007f393c9e27f7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 20, 2010, 11:29:10 PM
*Looks round*

Everyones gone...  ;D

*Pulls out the latest Naruto manga and puts on reading glasses*

I wonder if Sas-

*Glasses fall on the ground and burst into flames*

No! That's not fair... There was time now! >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Nov 20, 2010, 11:30:02 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F3421083871_36dc7106a1_o-1.jpg&hash=2c96f145cc1d835cd0ce324c5b57e4553826fbea)

*Looks at thread*

Farewell you piece of junk! I hope you resurrect yourself as something half decent!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 20, 2010, 11:32:17 PM
*looks behind.* What happened to this place?
*drives away.*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.starstore.com%2Facatalog%2Fghost-rider-poster-riding-l.jpg&hash=54685104f5362fc29738fbe54f14c110e26a1962)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 20, 2010, 11:33:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzxnHANU6oU#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzxnHANU6oU#ws)

Moral of the story: Ressurection isn't worth it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 21, 2010, 12:20:09 AM
I send this message to the poor bastards who still remain in the Pillow Fighting Thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3B_ctpEjic# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3B_ctpEjic#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 21, 2010, 12:29:56 AM
Spoiler
Tea is overrated
[close]

anyone wants to eat some Oreos with milk?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Nov 21, 2010, 12:30:43 AM
Oh my Gods, yes please.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Nov 21, 2010, 12:33:22 AM
Maybe later, I just made a Chicken pie.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Nov 21, 2010, 12:33:59 AM
I like oreos :D Double stuffed please ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Nov 21, 2010, 12:39:08 AM
Can I have some

Quote from: SpaceMarines on Nov 04, 2010, 03:42:26 AM
Ginger ale, mother*uckas. 8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 21, 2010, 12:39:38 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.melburyandappleton.co.uk%2Fekmps%2Fshops%2Fmelburyapple%2Fimages%2Fdouble-stuf-oreos-981-p.jpg&hash=543d4ffe35090d4be8e2cca8998e4e85a66e7e58)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gutsofaburglar.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F09%2Foreo.PNG&hash=9047dc56a59b70af0728f713b0beceb2a8445000)

grab one brothers
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Nov 21, 2010, 12:42:07 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 21, 2010, 12:39:38 AM
http://www.melburyandappleton.co.uk/ekmps/shops/melburyapple/images/double-stuf-oreos-981-p.jpg
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gutsofaburglar.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F09%2Foreo.PNG&hash=9047dc56a59b70af0728f713b0beceb2a8445000)

grab one brothers

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3287%2F2809870020_680f86b4b2.jpg&hash=a040a204badc5524beda7b41bba6820c14bb9e71)
All done
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 21, 2010, 07:11:57 AM
Gah Oreos.... I have something better {Offers people this}
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi116.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo6%2Fmichaelwilliammccall%2Fpocky.jpg&hash=7ed23bb1a1926aaf2c86b90f129278ce2155bc78)
and just it case its to sweet here is something for men...
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv519%2Fluckyfortune%2Fmenspocky.jpg&hash=b4c9a49e43326091eefb31c9518ce18ed4601aab)
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 21, 2010, 01:33:58 PM
*Appears from the Darkness as a fiery explosion ensues behind*

Someone.... someone wasted Tea...

And as more blasphemy.... someone said Tea is overrated...

Someone... is gonna die.


*Does a War Cry*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 27, 2010, 05:19:03 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa364%2FNarakusGirl%2FWolf%2F4329816575_89e7fc6121.jpg&hash=0db62197261bc6b47e51f44b123ba37296c444df)
{Waits Quietly} .............................
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Nov 27, 2010, 07:08:03 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 27, 2010, 05:19:03 AM
http://s15.photobucket.com/albums/a364/NarakusGirl/Wolf/4329816575_89e7fc6121.jpg
{Waits Quietly} .............................

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.sharenator.com%2FCTC_2504_image5_Predators-s293x400-102110-580.jpg&hash=0f4df701940248527c4b92ba7e5915d0972564be)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 27, 2010, 01:29:44 PM
*Looks around raged*
In case someone forgot... I will kill whoever wastes tea.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: King Rathalos on Nov 27, 2010, 01:54:14 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 27, 2010, 01:29:44 PM
*Looks around raged*
In case someone forgot... I will kill whoever wastes tea.
*wastes tea*...Whoops ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 27, 2010, 01:57:25 PM
*Smashes King Rathalos' head against the ground repeatedly until his brains splash out*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Nov 27, 2010, 02:17:18 PM
That's just a scratch! *shoots 1 million fireballs into the sky and nosedives into OmegaZilla*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsTRxXvQY0s# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsTRxXvQY0s#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 27, 2010, 02:18:30 PM
*Comes out of explosion*
YA WASTED TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Smashes King Rathalos' chest and rips the very pulsing heart out of it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Nov 27, 2010, 06:59:13 PM
Huh watching you guys fight I couldn't help but think MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA#)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4E0HG8TRwI#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4E0HG8TRwI#ws)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: King Rathalos on Nov 27, 2010, 07:35:47 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 27, 2010, 02:18:30 PM
*Comes out of explosion*
YA WASTED TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Smashes King Rathalos' chest and rips the very pulsing heart out of it*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ficanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F08%2Ffunny-pictures-your-cats-evil-plan-is-working.jpg&hash=da957c599e5c294ef01e62284816490779a52f40)
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! *summons Cthulhu*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 27, 2010, 09:44:58 PM
*Breaks an hologram maker to pieces as Cthulhu disappears*

Cheating nuh uh.

*Stabs the pulsing heart in hand with a dagger and summons the real Cthulhu*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fzakunin.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F02%2Fcthulhu-6.jpg&hash=47240f1327f78f62f012a51fe59147b2790d8a15)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Nov 28, 2010, 02:22:53 AM
There is only one that can destroy Cthulhu!
I present to thee MINTBERRY CRUNCH!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.myconfinedspace.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Ftdomf%2F176759%2F1289603585126-700x393.png&hash=87770e8095954e8be153e52e9a09424a52815bac)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 28, 2010, 05:11:50 AM
Now i am in the mood for cereal
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi189.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fz243%2Fmarichubbykins%2Fkix.jpg&hash=af8040b17eb911d9992000e76cc2dfe4d845d9dd)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 28, 2010, 10:38:42 AM
Too bad I have got a toonslayer sword. *Cuts Mintberry Crunch to death*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Nov 28, 2010, 02:42:37 PM
YES! YES! My plan is working to fruition! It shall soon be completed!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr0xHf4yu1o# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr0xHf4yu1o#)
I introduce thee and even newer contender that cant be destroyed nor conventionally or spiritually!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.motifake.com%2Fimage%2Fdemotivational-poster%2Fsmall%2F0912%2Fsquirr-lee-squirrel-bruce-lee-martial-super-peanut-demotivational-poster-1259986120.jpg&hash=aa25bd4ba7cf981ebbe9a0e0c02e3746ff3a5689)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Dec 02, 2010, 01:10:52 AM
I  return.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F33118%2F685986-jason_voorhees_454536465_super.jpg&hash=e588c133b252c43e93a37cac1a9edca4d2a013db)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Dec 02, 2010, 01:12:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEPpwQlRu5M# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEPpwQlRu5M#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Dec 02, 2010, 01:19:39 AM
( We should have some sort of X mess plot)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Dec 02, 2010, 01:23:52 AM
I no dutch, I Jason, I pissed!!!

*Dips Geronimos face in liguid nitrogen and shatters it agaisnt a tree*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Dec 02, 2010, 01:27:35 AM
I was over there but now I am over here.
Spoiler
And what's wrong with the Dutch!  >:(
[close]
Quote from: Predator Queen on Dec 02, 2010, 01:19:39 AM
( We should have some sort of X mess plot)
It could work. You have my vote.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Dec 02, 2010, 01:30:25 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Dec 02, 2010, 01:27:35 AM
I was over there but now I am over here.
Spoiler
And what's wrong with the Dutch!  >:(
[close]

I iz Jason!!! I iz no dutch! Uz stupid!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthisiswhyitsucks.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F08%2FJason_Voorhees.jpg&hash=17106053a4a9b7f0fb365bf8d2248c9267a0c12a)

*Decapitates Geronimo*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Dec 02, 2010, 01:34:32 AM
How dare you insult he Dutch! They make damn good chocolate!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.420magazine.com%2Fgallery%2Fdata%2F1398%2Fflamethrower.jpg&hash=f9816563bd0979fdf4ad8b3f26084aac7c0c9f0f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Dec 02, 2010, 01:35:05 AM
( People don't talk to him just ignore the troll ... )
( I say for the plot we look for Santas Workshop in the North Pole)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Dec 02, 2010, 01:36:34 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Dec 02, 2010, 01:35:05 AM
( People don't talk to him just ignore the troll ... )
( I say for the plot we look for Santas Workshop in the North Pole)
(Okay)
(Can Mr. Hankey come?)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Dec 02, 2010, 01:37:04 AM
I said I wasn't Dutch. That is all I said. The dutch are fine people. Oh, and fire is Krugers thing, not mine.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Dec 02, 2010, 01:39:40 AM
Quote from: Geronimo on Dec 02, 2010, 01:36:34 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Dec 02, 2010, 01:35:05 AM
( People don't talk to him just ignore the troll ... )
( I say for the plot we look for Santas Workshop in the North Pole)
(Okay)
(Can Mr. Hankey come?)
( Yes I dont know why but I can see Lie haveing Mr. Hankey with him )
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Dec 02, 2010, 04:36:17 AM
(Setting up a plot here?)
(Can I actually set it up?)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Dec 02, 2010, 04:37:53 AM
(If it works, I might join in.)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Dec 02, 2010, 04:44:37 AM
(Ok ima set this up)
(Let see..............................................)
{The North Pole 000 hours, Christmas eve}
*Helicopter  driven by Fitz moves circles repeatedly over a mountain range*
I THINK I FOUND A PLACE FOR US TO LAND IN THE STORM! ILL TRY AND SET HER DOWN!
*Fitzgerald slowly sets the copter down on a bluff near the top of a mountain*
PQ, WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO NOW?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Dec 02, 2010, 04:59:26 AM
*Fitzgerald realizes the speakers from the cockpit to passengers are blown and gets out*
OK LOOK THE STORM IS HARSH RIGHT NOW, ILL GO AHEAD, YOU GET READY!
ILL SET UP FLARES ALONG THE WAY, FOLLOW THE BLUE ONES, IF YOU SEE A RED ONE THEN WAIT THERE AND ILL GET BACK TO YOU!
*Fitzgerald trecks through the snow and looks back*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnewsimg.bbc.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F44339000%2Fjpg%2F_44339065_soldier_kabul_afp416.jpg&hash=88becdbdebedeb473e5de99d39a17460f0f2dd8f)
HAUL ASS AND DONT LAG BEHIND!
*Fitzgerald then jumps from the bluff and a parachute is heard*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Dec 02, 2010, 05:16:00 AM
{Has her winter armor on and fallows}
You know what I want for Christmas a flame thrower!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Dec 02, 2010, 05:17:48 AM
*Fitzgerald hears echo from mountain bluff*
AND I WANT MY ARMOR AND TURRET BACK BUT I AINT COMPLAINING!
*Fitzgerald throws another flare and moves across a frozen river*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Dec 02, 2010, 05:28:37 AM
{Runs ahead of Fitz happily and with a bounce in her step}
If you see any reindeer don't shoot it! Or I will seriously hurt you!
{Smiles under her mask}
I want to ride one!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Dec 02, 2010, 05:34:42 AM
*Fitzgerald looks at gun*
WHY THE BLOODY HELL DO I HAVE THIS THEN?
AND HOW ARE YOU TALKING NORMALLY IN A STORM!?!?!
*Looks back*
WHERE THE HELL IS GERONIMO?
*shrugs as the storm dies down*
Finally, by the way theres a deer over there.
*points to bushes where antlers are sticking out*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Dec 02, 2010, 01:22:37 PM
RAIN!!!
*Goes around shrieking*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Dec 02, 2010, 03:55:45 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Dec 02, 2010, 05:34:42 AM
WHERE THE HELL IS GERONIMO?

*emerges from under the snow*

......... HOW ARE YOU?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Dec 02, 2010, 08:19:07 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Dec 02, 2010, 04:36:17 AM
(Setting up a plot here?)
(Can I actually set it up?)

Just sayin, I came up with the same thing and got rejected.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Dec 02, 2010, 09:20:19 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Dec 02, 2010, 05:34:42 AM
Finally, by the way theres a deer over there.
*points to bushes where antlers are sticking out*

DEER!? WHERE!? *nose dives into deer and flies away with deer in mouth*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Dec 02, 2010, 09:51:12 PM
Hello, I have noticed that you have all been active in this thread recently. Presently, The Pillowfighting Thread is rather inactive but if you'd like to participate in a more structured, but still random and fun, version of The Pillowfighting Thread over the span of an entire forum please visit The Pillowfighting Forum and sign up. Characters are first-come-first-served and since you have participated in the thread that started it all you have a chance to get first dibs on your character.
Thank you to anyone who signs up, and be sure to have fun!

This notification will be placed in other threads next Thursday.

The Pillowfighting Forum (http://www.pillowfightingforum.proboards.com)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Dec 02, 2010, 09:53:24 PM
:3
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Dec 02, 2010, 09:56:05 PM
Ease down, guys, he's serious!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Geronimo on Dec 02, 2010, 09:57:24 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Dec 02, 2010, 09:51:12 PM
Hello, I have noticed that you have all been active in this thread recently. Presently, The Pillowfighting Thread is rather inactive but if you'd like to participate in a more structured, but still random and fun, version of The Pillowfighting Thread over the span of an entire forum please visit The Pillowfighting Forum and sign up. Characters are first-come-first-served and since you have participated in the thread that started it all you have a chance to get first dibs on your character.
Thank you to anyone who signs up, and be sure to have fun!

This notification will be placed in other threads next Thursday.

The Pillowfighting Forum (http://www.pillowfightingforum.proboards.com)
Hmmmm, can I be myself?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-snc4%2Fhs967.snc4%2F76093_120632514664406_100001529745782_148517_2046910_n.jpg&hash=b15834e689e1e2cf65b54b710a479c6272a051e8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Dec 02, 2010, 09:59:34 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Dec 02, 2010, 09:53:24 PM
:3

:3

Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 02, 2010, 09:56:05 PM
Ease down, guys, he's serious!

Sweeps, you know you wanna join.  ;D

Quote from: Geronimo on Dec 02, 2010, 09:57:24 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Dec 02, 2010, 09:51:12 PM
Hello, I have noticed that you have all been active in this thread recently. Presently, The Pillowfighting Thread is rather inactive but if you'd like to participate in a more structured, but still random and fun, version of The Pillowfighting Thread over the span of an entire forum please visit The Pillowfighting Forum and sign up. Characters are first-come-first-served and since you have participated in the thread that started it all you have a chance to get first dibs on your character.
Thank you to anyone who signs up, and be sure to have fun!

This notification will be placed in other threads next Thursday.

The Pillowfighting Forum (http://www.pillowfightingforum.proboards.com)
Hmmmm, can I be myself?

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs967.snc4/76093_120632514664406_100001529745782_148517_2046910_n.jpg

Sure you can, you can even throw Boba Fett in there too!  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Geronimo on Dec 02, 2010, 10:03:08 PM
Okay, my characters are myself and Boba Fett.

I have a forum to join.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTfVEaf668Y# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTfVEaf668Y#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Space Sweeper on Dec 02, 2010, 10:03:55 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Dec 02, 2010, 09:59:34 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Dec 02, 2010, 09:53:24 PM
:3
:3
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 02, 2010, 09:56:05 PM
Ease down, guys, he's serious!
Sweeps, you know you wanna join.  ;D
No, I was talking about Mister Squiggles.

And I don't really want to join.. I've only had fun on the Pillowfighting Thread a few times. It usually all just fell into sloppy nuke-spam.

I KILLED YOU, I SET OFF BOMB. GO DEAD NOW. NO -YOU'RE DEAD! MMMMMOOOOOOOOOM!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Dec 02, 2010, 10:04:05 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Dec 02, 2010, 09:51:12 PM
Hello, I have noticed that you have all been active in this thread recently. Presently, The Pillowfighting Thread is rather inactive but if you'd like to participate in a more structured, but still random and fun, version of The Pillowfighting Thread over the span of an entire forum please visit The Pillowfighting Forum and sign up. Characters are first-come-first-served and since you have participated in the thread that started it all you have a chance to get first dibs on your character.
Thank you to anyone who signs up, and be sure to have fun!

This notification will be placed in other threads next Thursday.

The Pillowfighting Forum (http://www.pillowfightingforum.proboards.com)

I shall be:(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bunkyhill.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F06%2FMH3-Rathalos.jpg&hash=f215d985cad69de5ba31577300cb8630226e547b) ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Dec 02, 2010, 10:15:34 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 02, 2010, 10:03:55 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Dec 02, 2010, 09:59:34 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Dec 02, 2010, 09:53:24 PM
:3
:3
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 02, 2010, 09:56:05 PM
Ease down, guys, he's serious!
Sweeps, you know you wanna join.  ;D
No, I was talking about Mister Squiggles.

And I don't really want to join.. I've only had fun on the Pillowfighting Thread a few times. It usually all just fell into sloppy nuke-spam.

I KILLED YOU, I SET OFF BOMB. GO DEAD NOW. NO -YOU'RE DEAD! MMMMMOOOOOOOOOM!

Fair enough, it's slightly more structured and there are co-operative storylines too so you don't have to fight eachother constantly. You can fight NPCs instead, or go toe-to-toe in Player vs Player storylines. Your choice. :)

Quote from: King Rathalos on Dec 02, 2010, 10:04:05 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Dec 02, 2010, 09:51:12 PM
Hello, I have noticed that you have all been active in this thread recently. Presently, The Pillowfighting Thread is rather inactive but if you'd like to participate in a more structured, but still random and fun, version of The Pillowfighting Thread over the span of an entire forum please visit The Pillowfighting Forum and sign up. Characters are first-come-first-served and since you have participated in the thread that started it all you have a chance to get first dibs on your character.
Thank you to anyone who signs up, and be sure to have fun!

This notification will be placed in other threads next Thursday.

The Pillowfighting Forum (http://www.pillowfightingforum.proboards.com)

I shall be:(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bunkyhill.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F06%2FMH3-Rathalos.jpg&hash=f215d985cad69de5ba31577300cb8630226e547b) ;D

Hope to see you soon. ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Space Sweeper on Dec 02, 2010, 10:17:53 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Dec 02, 2010, 10:15:34 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 02, 2010, 10:03:55 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Dec 02, 2010, 09:59:34 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Dec 02, 2010, 09:53:24 PM
:3
:3
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 02, 2010, 09:56:05 PM
Ease down, guys, he's serious!
Sweeps, you know you wanna join.  ;D
No, I was talking about Mister Squiggles.

And I don't really want to join.. I've only had fun on the Pillowfighting Thread a few times. It usually all just fell into sloppy nuke-spam.

I KILLED YOU, I SET OFF BOMB. GO DEAD NOW. NO -YOU'RE DEAD! MMMMMOOOOOOOOOM!

Fair enough, it's slightly more structured and there are co-operative storylines too so you don't have to fight eachother constantly. You can fight NPCs instead, or go toe-to-toe in Player vs Player storylines. Your choice. :)
Sounds pretty sweet. Hopefully there's no 12 year-olds there.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Dec 02, 2010, 10:19:38 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Dec 02, 2010, 09:51:12 PM
Hello, I have noticed that you have all been active in this thread recently. Presently, The Pillowfighting Thread is rather inactive but if you'd like to participate in a more structured, but still random and fun, version of The Pillowfighting Thread over the span of an entire forum please visit The Pillowfighting Forum and sign up. Characters are first-come-first-served and since you have participated in the thread that started it all you have a chance to get first dibs on your character.
Thank you to anyone who signs up, and be sure to have fun!

This notification will be placed in other threads next Thursday.

The Pillowfighting Forum (http://www.pillowfightingforum.proboards.com)

This is how it is then? How the past ends? How our memories are discarded?

I'm interested.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Dec 02, 2010, 10:23:45 PM
Nice of you all to join.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Dec 02, 2010, 10:55:06 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 02, 2010, 10:17:53 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Dec 02, 2010, 10:15:34 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 02, 2010, 10:03:55 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Dec 02, 2010, 09:59:34 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Dec 02, 2010, 09:53:24 PM
:3
:3
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 02, 2010, 09:56:05 PM
Ease down, guys, he's serious!
Sweeps, you know you wanna join.  ;D
No, I was talking about Mister Squiggles.

And I don't really want to join.. I've only had fun on the Pillowfighting Thread a few times. It usually all just fell into sloppy nuke-spam.

I KILLED YOU, I SET OFF BOMB. GO DEAD NOW. NO -YOU'RE DEAD! MMMMMOOOOOOOOOM!

Fair enough, it's slightly more structured and there are co-operative storylines too so you don't have to fight eachother constantly. You can fight NPCs instead, or go toe-to-toe in Player vs Player storylines. Your choice. :)
Sounds pretty sweet. Hopefully there's no 12 year-olds there.

Not as far as I know. It's Galaxy Exclusive right now, until people randomly find it. ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Dec 11, 2010, 09:32:14 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.memegenerator.net%2FImageMacro%2F4226802%2Fsup-guys-dont-let-this-thread-die.jpg%3FimageSize%3DLarge%26amp%3BgeneratorName%3DFoul-Bachelor-Frog&hash=81038e772be4a3a8fb4d6c816496bdd04e221ea6)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Dec 11, 2010, 10:24:07 PM
so comfortable to lay here.


and it seems fitting for me to announce that my Role-playing days are over too.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Dec 12, 2010, 03:27:20 PM
And as for that, I bring you a (dis)honourable ending.
*Slits Acheronsis' throat*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Dec 12, 2010, 06:51:59 PM
*dies at this song*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEQnzs8wl6E# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEQnzs8wl6E#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: scarhunter92 on Dec 13, 2010, 07:56:55 PM
Hey...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQKKj_qeOBQ#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQKKj_qeOBQ#ws)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Dec 13, 2010, 10:06:51 PM
Scarhunter, I dunno if you're interested but I have created a forum based off of this thread and it's rather popular at the moment, the link is in my signature if you want to check it out.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Dec 13, 2010, 10:07:25 PM
You should do it- it's a pretty cool guy.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Dec 13, 2010, 10:09:21 PM
Scarhunter president ad honorem.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: scarhunter92 on Dec 14, 2010, 09:17:27 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Dec 13, 2010, 10:06:51 PM
Scarhunter, I dunno if you're interested but I have created a forum based off of this thread and it's rather popular at the moment, the link is in my signature if you want to check it out.

Good lord, that looks pretty interesting. I'll be checking it out in detail when I've the time. ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Dec 14, 2010, 10:51:33 PM
OK thanks. =)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 09, 2011, 05:26:55 PM
So... Theres a whole site dedicated to the Pillowfight...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT4B-NJUcZE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT4B-NJUcZE#)

Does that mean I have to make an account on that site to play in the Pillowfight instead of just doing it here, I guess the up side is it goes into more depth.  :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 09, 2011, 05:35:01 PM
Quote from: Lie on Jan 09, 2011, 05:26:55 PM
So... Theres a whole site dedicated to the Pillowfight...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT4B-NJUcZE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT4B-NJUcZE#)

Does that mean I have to make an account on that site to play in the Pillowfight instead of just doing it here, I guess the up side is it goes into more depth.  :-\

Indeed.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 22, 2011, 11:04:30 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FPillowfight.jpg&hash=02a1247dce5ebd4b18f519d0bc41e1f8bd9f3138)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juh3tpFzSHA#noexternalembed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juh3tpFzSHA#noexternalembed)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jan 23, 2011, 06:51:19 AM
You know we can still... resurrect it now that a lot of the trolls are gone...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jan 23, 2011, 11:19:19 AM
And the Pillowfighting Forum is still open if anyone wants to play in that and this thread. :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jan 23, 2011, 11:27:10 AM
*Smashes the ground*

Guess who's back???
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jan 24, 2011, 02:30:39 AM
{Glares at you} the annoying person I am ignoring for some time?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: ShadowPred on Jan 24, 2011, 02:31:39 AM
lol
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Jan 24, 2011, 06:10:56 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jan 24, 2011, 02:30:39 AM
{Glares at you} the annoying person I am ignoring for some time?

Hi
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jan 24, 2011, 06:55:57 AM
*Digging his own grave*
Please, please let this die. What makes you think it'll be different?
What makes you think you can restart?
If you have an answer your lying. Just let it go people.
*Rambo voice*
Let. It. Go.
*Tosses grenade into dirt pile then lays down in grave as resulting explosion makes dirt burry him*
*One last sigh*
*headstone falls from tree that reads "The retard that tried"*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jan 24, 2011, 07:00:53 AM
Its easy to restart just hit the restart button!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jan 24, 2011, 05:50:05 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jan 24, 2011, 02:30:39 AM
{Glares at you} the annoying person I am ignoring for some time?
*Bitchslaps as PQ's helmet is thrown away*
Indeed, girly.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jan 24, 2011, 07:26:07 PM
nothing ends. nothing ever ends.

on the other hand, i'm getting too old for this shit.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jan 28, 2011, 06:47:15 PM
Woooouuuuwo.
Let's get shit going on.

*starts raining axes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Jan 28, 2011, 07:46:32 PM
Aw man. I liked the forum. Goodbye folks. *tips hat and walks off in sunset*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Jan 28, 2011, 08:30:56 PM
Ghoul is here still, on the forum and this thread.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 28, 2011, 09:59:40 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jan 24, 2011, 07:26:07 PM
nothing ends. nothing ever ends.

on the other hand, i'm getting too old for this shit.

I think that's exactlly what it is, you have to be in a sense childlike for this thread. It was much easier when I was new to the forums I was like "f**k it! I'm gonna go random on this thing, take down everyone using anything that comes to mind!", But now I'm like "What are people gonna go for, what should I use? What can't I use?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Jan 29, 2011, 01:14:43 AM
the first few pages was too funny lol.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 31, 2011, 09:25:25 PM
*2 months later*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.fanpop.com%2Fimages%2Fimage_uploads%2FSasuke-Looking-Cute-sasuke-843285_350_350.jpg&hash=dd889266ac05d61704ef82f314a024b9ee41c25d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Feb 01, 2011, 03:04:12 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi212.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fcc31%2Fkagome7_01%2Fchis-sweet-home4.gif&hash=4c71eea6b8253d3889a40db9cb210b0128ecfc2e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Feb 01, 2011, 04:05:23 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Feb 01, 2011, 03:04:12 AM
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc31/kagome7_01/chis-sweet-home4.gif

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20100523212231%2Fhalofanon%2Fimages%2F6%2F6e%2FTroll_Face_small.png&hash=604c86c2f243b8e7e2e1929161c3ff55586b1d07)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Feb 01, 2011, 12:50:32 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Feb 01, 2011, 03:04:12 AM
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc31/kagome7_01/chis-sweet-home4.gif
Troll Cat Lookalike!
*Grabs cat and smashes it against a wall*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 01, 2011, 03:47:07 PM
What a beautiful day.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm3.static.flickr.com%2F2390%2F2248677962_4ab32179f5.jpg&hash=860fe0e6cd46f17710910e21c35ed768888ad47a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 01, 2011, 05:21:33 PM
*Doesn't trust the sign on Lie's back and punches him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 01, 2011, 05:53:31 PM
*Turns out to be a fake covered in super glue*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fsniper.jpg&hash=d774f2b1e8c5b3464c158714fcc4ec253e348428)
This is the end for you... My master!

*Shots*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 01, 2011, 05:57:39 PM
*Pulls a Matrix and dodges the bullet in slow-motion*
*Turns back and fires with the Pulse Rifle*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 01, 2011, 06:04:54 PM
*Takes cover, starts to takes apart the sniper rifle, grabs a semi machine gun and does a Macgyver*
*Stands up and waves to Omega then pulls out a gatling gun and fires away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 01, 2011, 06:11:56 PM
*Throws bootleg chinese Mazinger Z parts at Lie*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 01, 2011, 06:35:23 PM
 :o

*Tosses the gatling gun aside, pulls the rings of 3 Nuka Grenades throws them at the Mazinger Z parts*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gold-eagle.com%2Feditorials_08%2Fimages%2Frosen013009a.gif&hash=af3b247a14094bc72fea99a0c3de3b5e420faacb)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 01, 2011, 06:43:07 PM
*Emerges from a bunker*

I love the smell of nuclear radiation in the morning.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 01, 2011, 07:11:31 PM
*Appears behind Omega in a Batman costume*

Then your gonna love me! >:(

*Slamming Omega's head one a table*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 01, 2011, 07:19:14 PM
*Slides under Lie and punches him in the abdomen, then holds his arms and slams him against the table*
You wanna know how I got this Omega symbol on my forehead?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 01, 2011, 07:28:42 PM
*Frantically trying to get out of Omega's hold*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.animegalleries.net%2Falbums%2FNaruto%2Fsasuke%2Fnaruto_sasuke0059.jpg%3F%3D123&hash=57c5933db2cfc95cd00363c12a5746730d398206)

Were you molested by a care bear?  :laugh:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 01, 2011, 07:36:56 PM
No, but you look like you were molested by an Otaku.
But now I condemn you...
*Injects regenerating serum in Lie's neck*
...to suffer forever.
*Chains Lie to the ground using Alien metal chains and covers him in blood and guts, then unleashes a pack of Aliens on him*
Your guts will continuously get shredded by the creatures, but you will regenerate, and the cycle will repeat.
Yes, I've been inspired by Prometheus. Bai!
*Jumps on Vermithrax's back and flies away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 01, 2011, 08:03:16 PM
Hey!!! >:(

Was it necessary to cover me in blood and guts if your just gonna release Aliens!

::)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 01, 2011, 08:31:35 PM
That's what I would've done if I used sharks, too!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnamedropacid.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F11%2Fhudson1.jpg&hash=d004b7bba215889164b8e82782a6bbe3992a4c6c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 01, 2011, 09:12:38 PM
*sniffs around* Smells like some shit went on down here and no one invited me! >:(
*frantically aims Uzi's all around thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 01, 2011, 09:36:48 PM
Deadpool pokes his head out of a hole in the ground.

"This thread's open for business again? We spring-cleanin' or something? Ah hell, let's do this. Time for some revival!"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool_New1.jpg&hash=a3b96d325d131b37ee0ca9c5e34e2ebb7b74fa7a)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 01, 2011, 10:04:47 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 01, 2011, 09:36:48 PM
Deadpool pokes his head out of a hole in the ground.

"This thread's open for business again? We spring-cleanin' or something? Ah hell, let's do this. Time for some revival!"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool_New1.jpg&hash=a3b96d325d131b37ee0ca9c5e34e2ebb7b74fa7a)


That's the f**kin' spirit!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg405.imageshack.us%2Fimg405%2F4185%2Fuzi.gif&hash=472f1b835542c618e62f0a71c5402a9498c34d96) (http://img405.imageshack.us/i/uzi.gif/)


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 01, 2011, 10:07:38 PM
"You wanna get some?"

Deadpool leaps into the air and teleports away. He beams back into the sky, clutching a machine gun and wearing a parachute.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool_New2.jpg&hash=f0ebaad953c0eae4063fa23d371b0983ef1cf399)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 01, 2011, 10:09:05 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.pimpmyspace.org%2Fmedia%2Fpms%2Fc%2F3k%2Fkh%2Fh1%2Fghostrider.gif&hash=90dfb128b2c45f807974ec20940a21254d1ec469)

Ok, I'm in.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 01, 2011, 10:10:03 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F1346395-dp26_024.jpg&hash=a1b1b8d574fa8b948058987123d5eb578881b682)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Mar 01, 2011, 10:11:07 PM
Sure, I'll bite.

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 01, 2011, 10:09:05 PM
http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/3k/kh/h1/ghostrider.gif

Ok, I'm in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEBLOSkBMZ4# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEBLOSkBMZ4#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 01, 2011, 10:12:09 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F1638963-dp32_014-1.jpg&hash=e03a6865ea7a6d54e4d154ce356ebb80efc6de30)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: First Blood on Mar 01, 2011, 10:13:46 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 01, 2011, 10:12:09 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/1638963-dp32_014-1.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki0KCQAC5Wg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki0KCQAC5Wg#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 01, 2011, 10:14:01 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 01, 2011, 10:12:09 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/1638963-dp32_014-1.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi52.tinypic.com%2F33e7jg5.jpg&hash=7641834f763514f44687fe654c3de79a42cf2d65)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 01, 2011, 10:18:14 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Mar 01, 2011, 10:13:46 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 01, 2011, 10:12:09 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/1638963-dp32_014-1.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki0KCQAC5Wg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki0KCQAC5Wg#)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Floooove.jpg&hash=9277e64fd53e68b774443e633aba99c875ecc8b1)
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 01, 2011, 10:14:01 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 01, 2011, 10:12:09 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/1638963-dp32_014-1.jpg

http://i52.tinypic.com/33e7jg5.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdiezombie.jpg&hash=6ec703b19ccc36c07b7779214376d256dddd39a8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 01, 2011, 10:20:08 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 01, 2011, 10:18:14 PM
Quote from: First Blood on Mar 01, 2011, 10:13:46 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 01, 2011, 10:12:09 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/1638963-dp32_014-1.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki0KCQAC5Wg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki0KCQAC5Wg#)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Floooove.jpg&hash=9277e64fd53e68b774443e633aba99c875ecc8b1)
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 01, 2011, 10:14:01 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 01, 2011, 10:12:09 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/1638963-dp32_014-1.jpg

http://i52.tinypic.com/33e7jg5.jpg

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/diezombie.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F11352%2F1346369-dp26_012.jpg&hash=36db9100fe4bb6749b9a6feffbbc70d9cde7ed9f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 01, 2011, 10:24:17 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FPenance-1.jpg&hash=dc165d5d74639d065d3116e20df5c6cf484c4992)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 01, 2011, 11:37:25 PM
Ok I'm in. EYES FOREWARD!!!!!!!!





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_FSiKeTFM0#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_FSiKeTFM0#ws)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 12:08:20 AM
I have no idea who to attack first
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 12:36:01 AM
*No one notices a claw bursting out ofthe ground and pulling out the body it is arranged to*
....
*The body still goes unnoticed as it begins to drag itself towards Omega Zillas bunker*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 01:44:08 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Fuh0-CewU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Fuh0-CewU#)

'sup sucka's! 8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 01:52:48 AM


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_d2eBY9yF6m4%2FRcnppvnKUaI%2FAAAAAAAAASs%2FfRhHgSU7oGE%2Fs400%2FPoster%2B-%2BGhost%2BRider%2B%281%29.jpg&hash=3b8f1032c24dcc516e8079f8a93455e45febcc70)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 01:53:25 AM
*The body makes it inside the bunker and the door closes*
Aughuaghu
*Everyone stares at the bunker and is dead silent*
Ughyu
*in the silence the sound of a needle being used is heard*
Oooooghh.
Good to be back, good to be back.
*everyone keeps staring as the noise of about a hundred guns being loaded and readied is heard.*
Oh yeah, I need pants.
*the noise of a closet opening is heard then some bumps and a zipping noise*
K ready.
*A flap on the bunker opens up and a sniper barrel sticks out*
Hey Lie!
*Lie is shot straight in the head and the decapitated body falls over*
Thanks for the irradiation! Being brought back was so fun.
*Fitz pulls back the bolt*
I just hope it didn't reach Chupa!
*sniper goes back in*
Come at me bros!
*Flap closes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 01:54:16 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.animecrazy.net%2Falucard1gj7.jpg&hash=06ad401e9dd9e3891d4e3abc9e43fc681e5401fc)



Gr lets tango with Rathalos
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 01:54:57 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 01:53:25 AM
*The body makes it inside the bunker and the door closes*
Aughuaghu
*Everyone stares at the bunker and is dead silent*
Ughyu
*in the silence the sound of a needle being used is heard*
Oooooghh.
Good to be back, good to be back.
*everyone keeps staring as the noise of about a hundred guns being loaded and readied is heard.*
Oh yeah, I need pants.
*the noise of a closet opening is heard then some bumps and a zipping noise*
K ready.
*A flap on the bunker opens up and a sniper barrel sticks out*
Hey Lie!
*Lie is shot straight in the head and the decapitated body falls over*
Thanks for the irradiation! Being brought back was so fun.
*Fitz pulls back the bolt*
I just hope it didn't reach Chupa!
*sniper goes back in*
Come at me bros!
*Flap closes*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aceshowbiz.com%2Fimages%2Fstill%2Fghost_rider27.jpg&hash=f59132b226bb4d0d8270e2f4a05f4eafac9e3385)

What the hell are you doing?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 01:57:47 AM
*another flap opens up*
Hmm......
*Rocket launcher sticks out*
Hahahahahahaha!
*Fires rocket launcher at First Blood*
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 01:54:57 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 01:53:25 AM
*The body makes it inside the bunker and the door closes*
Aughuaghu
*Everyone stares at the bunker and is dead silent*
Ughyu
*in the silence the sound of a needle being used is heard*
Oooooghh.
Good to be back, good to be back.
*everyone keeps staring as the noise of about a hundred guns being loaded and readied is heard.*
Oh yeah, I need pants.
*the noise of a closet opening is heard then some bumps and a zipping noise*
K ready.
*A flap on the bunker opens up and a sniper barrel sticks out*
Hey Lie!
*Lie is shot straight in the head and the decapitated body falls over*
Thanks for the irradiation! Being brought back was so fun.
*Fitz pulls back the bolt*
I just hope it didn't reach Chupa!
*sniper goes back in*
Come at me bros!
*Flap closes*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aceshowbiz.com%2Fimages%2Fstill%2Fghost_rider27.jpg&hash=f59132b226bb4d0d8270e2f4a05f4eafac9e3385)

What the hell are you doing?
He's messing with your job man! He brought me back!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 01:59:25 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 01:57:47 AM
*another flap opens up*
Hmm......
*Rocket launcher sticks out*
Hahahahahahaha!
*Fires rocket launcher at First Blood*
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 01:54:57 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 01:53:25 AM
*The body makes it inside the bunker and the door closes*
Aughuaghu
*Everyone stares at the bunker and is dead silent*
Ughyu
*in the silence the sound of a needle being used is heard*
Oooooghh.
Good to be back, good to be back.
*everyone keeps staring as the noise of about a hundred guns being loaded and readied is heard.*
Oh yeah, I need pants.
*the noise of a closet opening is heard then some bumps and a zipping noise*
K ready.
*A flap on the bunker opens up and a sniper barrel sticks out*
Hey Lie!
*Lie is shot straight in the head and the decapitated body falls over*
Thanks for the irradiation! Being brought back was so fun.
*Fitz pulls back the bolt*
I just hope it didn't reach Chupa!
*sniper goes back in*
Come at me bros!
*Flap closes*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aceshowbiz.com%2Fimages%2Fstill%2Fghost_rider27.jpg&hash=f59132b226bb4d0d8270e2f4a05f4eafac9e3385)

What the hell are you doing?
He's messing with your job man! He brought me back!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fearnet.com%2FfearnetImages%2Fimh2Kv1eaaab9OIhKiwD6PJyrA%3D%3D.jpg&hash=5bd384cfe1d884c9bbc314ba0777e04ac83d0df8)

No one messes with my job.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 02:02:40 AM
Well he's already dead so heh.
*Flap closes and another opens*
I still can't believe OZ made this so well only the gun sticks out but the computer system in here let's you aim anyways!
*Turret opens fire on Rathalos causing him to run towards Ghost*
Attaboy, run towards death!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:04:16 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsemanticdrift.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F09%2Fghost-rider-coverc.jpg&hash=78a1715f3f3a54246b52eb9b05e3e8a8c98c501a)

HERE COMES A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 02:08:59 AM
Flap closes and a microwave is heard.
Ima enjoy watching this.
(Your going for Rathalos right?)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:09:41 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 02:08:59 AM
Flap closes and a microwave is heard.
Ima enjoy watching this.
(Your going for Rathalos right?)

(I suppose, unless Zarathos tells me otherwise. :P)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 02:12:20 AM
*Microwave finishes*
Popcorn!
*Sound  of a bag opening and a pouring noise is heard*
Don't mind me! Go go!
Kill I'm ghost!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 02:13:09 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 02:02:40 AM
Well he's already dead so heh.
*Flap closes and another opens*
I still can't believe OZ made this so well only the gun sticks out but the computer system in here let's you aim anyways!
*Turret opens fire on Rathalos causing him to run towards Ghost*
Attaboy, run towards death!

I don't run from no one! *nose dives into Fitz while unleashing a barrage of fireballs*

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:09:41 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 02:08:59 AM
Flap closes and a microwave is heard.
Ima enjoy watching this.
(Your going for Rathalos right?)

(I suppose, unless Zarathos tells me otherwise. :P)

*ignores and continues nose diving into fitz*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 02:14:53 AM
*going down an elevator to help Ghost rider.* Messing with our job, no way. damn elevator music.



(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fquizilla.teennick.com%2Fuser_images%2FC%2FCH%2FCHA%2FCHARLIESKELLINGTON%2F1287129134_4309_full.jpeg&hash=f7e3bb6e8abe72c738c75e740c53d72ff8dfa9a3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:15:52 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 02:13:09 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 02:02:40 AM
Well he's already dead so heh.
*Flap closes and another opens*
I still can't believe OZ made this so well only the gun sticks out but the computer system in here let's you aim anyways!
*Turret opens fire on Rathalos causing him to run towards Ghost*
Attaboy, run towards death!

I don't run from no one! *nose dives into Fitz while unleashing a barrage of fireballs*

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:09:41 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 02:08:59 AM
Flap closes and a microwave is heard.
Ima enjoy watching this.
(Your going for Rathalos right?)

(I suppose, unless Zarathos tells me otherwise. :P)

*ignores and continues nose diving into fitz*


*Catches him by the throat*

I can smell the innocent blood that has been spilt.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 02:17:08 AM
*Rathalos nosedived into the bunker and is hit by his own fireballs afterflames*
Hey. I'm in here, yeah. Impenetrable.
K?
*Giant boxing glove slams Rathalos into the elevator Ghoul is in*
My bad!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 02:18:52 AM
Why hello Rathalos.   




(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fui29.gamespot.com%2F92%2Fanimecool7947_2.jpg&hash=941b5da4e20e57dbdfe838ab893421956499a54f)





*Shoots Rathalos several times with silver explosive mercury tip 13 mm rounds*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:19:42 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdreager1.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F05%2Fghost-rider_qjgenth.jpg&hash=c2698d9d149252b0ba9646d23e5e580b099e8732)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 02:20:27 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:19:42 AM
http://dreager1.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/ghost-rider_qjgenth.jpg


*Toss Rathalos soul to Ghost rider and hides the body some where*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:21:09 AM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 02:20:27 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:19:42 AM
http://dreager1.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/ghost-rider_qjgenth.jpg


*Toss Rathalos soul to Ghost rider and hides the body some where*

Another 1 for the collection.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 02:22:01 AM
*Ghost rider stands there staring at the bunker holding Rathalos ripped off neck*
My bad man!
He regenerates though, look.
*Ghoul shoots Rathalos and a neck is visible*
Yeah, you'll get a shot.
*Ghost gets his soul*
Good enough right?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 02:22:24 AM
I've been ninja'd :o four times!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 02:23:50 AM
{Watchs everyone fight while nibbleing on Lies heart she stole}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:24:38 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg152.imageshack.us%2Fimg152%2F2507%2Fghostrider20finalfb1.jpg&hash=af9ae673016a4350341e7348d9cff16f127fc9ad)
I ride now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 02:24:59 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 02:22:24 AM
I've been ninja'd :o four times!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiYKyM0AMk4# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiYKyM0AMk4#)











Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 02:25:13 AM
Hey PQ!
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 02:22:24 AM
I've been ninja'd :o four times!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s#)
You can't see this but I'm Fistpumping!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 02:27:08 AM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 02:24:59 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 02:22:24 AM
I've been ninja'd :o four times!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiYKyM0AMk4# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiYKyM0AMk4#)

...*win overload causes brain to expand*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:28:28 AM
Now I must free myself of this curse.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 02:29:28 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 02:25:13 AM
Hey PQ!
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 02:22:24 AM
I've been ninja'd :o four times!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s#)
You can't see this but I'm Fistpumping!
What?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 02:30:39 AM
*Returns to cave in volcano to regain energy over the night and creates an impenetrable fortress of fire to ensure safety and to just plain look bad ass :D*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 02:32:02 AM
*top of bunker opens up and a fire extinguisher missile shoots out*
Say goodbye to that fortress!

Oh and I was just saying hi PQ.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 02:32:47 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 02:30:39 AM
*Returns to cave in volcano to regain energy over the night and creates an impenetrable fortress of fire to ensure safety and to just plain look bad ass :D*

*Sits in a chair and drinks red whine* He'll be back.



(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.tvtropes.org%2Fpmwiki%2Fpub%2Fimages%2Fyourvampiresucks.jpg&hash=919f04ac59afc4364981cc2f60979f75a838c607)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 02:34:22 AM
So.....
*Finishes popcorn*
Anyone want to do something?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:35:23 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdreager1.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F05%2Fghost-rider_qjgenth.jpg&hash=c2698d9d149252b0ba9646d23e5e580b099e8732)

Now to wait for more guilty souls.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 02:35:49 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 02:32:02 AM
*top of bunker opens up and a fire extinguisher missile shoots out*
Say goodbye to that fortress!


Oh and I was just saying hi PQ.
It's made of stone as well, plus the constantly erupting volcano ensures I have new area's built every few hours :D

Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 02:32:47 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 02:30:39 AM
*Returns to cave in volcano to regain energy over the night and creates an impenetrable fortress of fire to ensure safety and to just plain look bad ass :D*

*Sits in a chair and drinks red whine* He'll be back.



http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/yourvampiresucks.jpg

*over CB radio* I'll be back but not tonight...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:36:50 AM
Hm...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 02:37:07 AM
{Plays fetch with a Pred Hound useing a servered human arm}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 02:37:20 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 02:35:49 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 02:32:02 AM
*top of bunker opens up and a fire extinguisher missile shoots out*
Say goodbye to that fortress!


Oh and I was just saying hi PQ.
It's made of stone as well, plus the constantly erupting volcano ensures I have new area's built every few hours :D

Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 02:32:47 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 02:30:39 AM
*Returns to cave in volcano to regain energy over the night and creates an impenetrable fortress of fire to ensure safety and to just plain look bad ass :D*

*Sits in a chair and drinks red whine* He'll be back.



http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/yourvampiresucks.jpg

*over CB radio* I'll be back but not tonight...



I'll be waiting.




(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi434.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq61%2Fcomizli%2FAlucard.jpg&hash=68ff25ed87e4e44544eff978355a6afc1d45202a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 02:38:42 AM
This bunker has a f**king Blu-ray player with an HD 86inch projector and over 240 action movies?!?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:45:04 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhotmovienow.com%2Fimages%2Fwuvagogy.jpg&hash=a822eb1e8c242c8cc70cb90821c9ac695de534fa)

I MUST AVENGE THE INNOCENT!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: ShadowPred on Mar 02, 2011, 02:47:29 AM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 02:37:20 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 02:35:49 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 02:32:02 AM
*top of bunker opens up and a fire extinguisher missile shoots out*
Say goodbye to that fortress!


Oh and I was just saying hi PQ.
It's made of stone as well, plus the constantly erupting volcano ensures I have new area's built every few hours :D

Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 02:32:47 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 02:30:39 AM
*Returns to cave in volcano to regain energy over the night and creates an impenetrable fortress of fire to ensure safety and to just plain look bad ass :D*

*Sits in a chair and drinks red whine* He'll be back.



http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/yourvampiresucks.jpg

*over CB radio* I'll be back but not tonight...



I'll be waiting.




(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi434.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq61%2Fcomizli%2FAlucard.jpg&hash=68ff25ed87e4e44544eff978355a6afc1d45202a)


I haven't seen any others. It's a shame.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:48:44 AM
*riding on the highway to Hell, looking for those who would shed innocent blood*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 02:50:40 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F4309%2F236857-49070-alucard_super.jpeg&hash=5fcd244b5e1fa48fc0e673bcc8b79a05b708ef55)






I'm feeling a bit naughty.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 02:50:53 AM
Hmmm....
If I leave the bunker I have a 90% chance of dying.
*Puts in Terminator 2*
I'll stay here
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: ShadowPred on Mar 02, 2011, 02:51:04 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:48:44 AM
*riding on the highway to Hell, looking for those who would shed innocent blood*



I'm right beside you (Western version)



(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fshutupandwatchthemovie.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F06%2Fghost_rider_wallpaper_22_800.jpg&hash=d485971279a624b3558628c0364a26b0d4c469d8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Mar 02, 2011, 02:51:43 AM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 02:50:40 AM
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/4309/236857-49070-alucard_super.jpeg

I'm feeling a bit naughty.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F4%2F48324%2F1226036-bueno_excelente_signature_super.jpg&hash=3b35a172adbb9dc3f4cc7cda7470a4488705e22e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 02:52:26 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Mar 02, 2011, 02:51:43 AM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 02:50:40 AM
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/4309/236857-49070-alucard_super.jpeg

I'm feeling a bit naughty.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/4/48324/1226036-bueno_excelente_signature_super.jpg
I already killed you!
Predqueens dog played fetch with your arm!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:52:37 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Mar 02, 2011, 02:51:04 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:48:44 AM
*riding on the highway to Hell, looking for those who would shed innocent blood*



I'm right beside you (Western version)



(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fshutupandwatchthemovie.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F06%2Fghost_rider_wallpaper_22_800.jpg&hash=d485971279a624b3558628c0364a26b0d4c469d8)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNlNZ2T9EeY# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNlNZ2T9EeY#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 02:52:48 AM
* Goes off doing naughty and crazy things with people*





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z89gB2TBSTw#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z89gB2TBSTw#ws)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 02:56:17 AM
{Suddenly roars and starts to shoot her shoulder cannon wildly at people}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:57:31 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 02:56:17 AM
{Suddenly roars and starts to shoot her shoulder cannon wildly at people}

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhotmovienow.com%2Fimages_link%2Fkaxovuxa.jpg&hash=96ae8d2861805614f9ee3f034db4cfd3eaf5e04a)

YOU DARE TO FIRE AT THE SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Mar 02, 2011, 02:59:21 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:57:31 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 02:56:17 AM
{Suddenly roars and starts to shoot her shoulder cannon wildly at people}

http://hotmovienow.com/images_link/kaxovuxa.jpg

YOU DARE TO FIRE AT THE SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE!!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_hsDZAn01Q3E%2FTQVEZ1ZOL2I%2FAAAAAAAAADc%2FPbSy-_HNw0M%2Fs1600%2Fliam-neeson-beat-that.jpeg&hash=2f5d0a323148cd78eb14210ccd46afddb7935dbf)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 03:00:06 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Mar 02, 2011, 02:59:21 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:57:31 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 02:56:17 AM
{Suddenly roars and starts to shoot her shoulder cannon wildly at people}

http://hotmovienow.com/images_link/kaxovuxa.jpg

YOU DARE TO FIRE AT THE SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE!!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hsDZAn01Q3E/TQVEZ1ZOL2I/AAAAAAAAADc/PbSy-_HNw0M/s1600/liam-neeson-beat-that.jpeg

You died. I didn't.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 03:01:39 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 02:56:17 AM
{Suddenly roars and starts to shoot her shoulder cannon wildly at people}



*regrows head*




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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: First Blood on Mar 02, 2011, 03:02:06 AM
I survived. Just now incredibly scarred...

Spoiler
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[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 03:02:55 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:57:31 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 02:56:17 AM
{Suddenly roars and starts to shoot her shoulder cannon wildly at people}

http://hotmovienow.com/images_link/kaxovuxa.jpg

YOU DARE TO FIRE AT THE SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE!!!!
YES! {Charges at full speed}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 03:02:55 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:57:31 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 02:56:17 AM
{Suddenly roars and starts to shoot her shoulder cannon wildly at people}

http://hotmovienow.com/images_link/kaxovuxa.jpg

YOU DARE TO FIRE AT THE SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE!!!!
YES! {Charges at full speed}
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwallpapers.free-review.net%2Fwallpapers%2F18%2FGhost_Rider_-_PSP.jpg&hash=8816ac562fee03146c1bbe1d10140e99c3ee8d85)
COME AT ME THEN!!! I'LL SHOW YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 03:05:19 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 03:02:55 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 02:57:31 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 02:56:17 AM
{Suddenly roars and starts to shoot her shoulder cannon wildly at people}

http://hotmovienow.com/images_link/kaxovuxa.jpg

YOU DARE TO FIRE AT THE SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE!!!!
YES! {Charges at full speed}



*watching*


This is going to be hot!





(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages4.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20090930082113%2Fhellsing%2Fimages%2Fe%2Fed%2FAlucard_The_Bird_of_Hermes_by_Pixie_van_Winkle.jpg&hash=6d44847f9963c3b3685f1942a7fb05dcde653291)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 03:06:54 AM
*Now has poptarts and milk*
Im down to watch this fight!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 03:08:29 AM
{Skids to a stop then looks to Ghoul}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 03:09:24 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 03:08:29 AM
{Skids to a stop then looks to Ghoul}

*as she skids to a stop, he keeps going and punches her mask off*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 03:11:31 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 03:08:29 AM
{Skids to a stop then looks to Ghoul}


Yes milady?




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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 03:14:02 AM
{Picks up her mask and puts it back on then pulls out a xeno tail whip}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 03:14:36 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 03:14:02 AM
{Picks up her mask and puts it back on then pulls out a xeno tail whip}


This is going to get naughty now.  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 03:14:48 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 03:14:02 AM
{Picks up her mask and puts it back on then pulls out a xeno tail whip}

*readies chain*

Come Mortal.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 03:15:22 AM
*puts on some heavy metal music*



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT6JkGc7_sM#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT6JkGc7_sM#ws)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 03:16:42 AM
*Automated robot rover gets out of the bunker and rolls up to Ghoul*
Goodbye.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_IoKyba98jXs%2FSVwyrnt5ItI%2FAAAAAAAAENs%2FaMdruu7F8aA%2Fs400%2FAtchisson%2BAssault%2BShotgun%2Brobot.jpg&hash=911a9b246fe0605b40540de019612fa3be666cbd)
*opens fire*
K. Stop with the sexual coments now
*Robot leaves*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 03:16:58 AM
{A Pred hound attacks Ghost Rider from the side}

{She cracks it once then lets it wrap around Ghouls leg and yanks him down and drags him close to her}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 03:18:09 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 03:16:58 AM
{A Pred hound attacks Ghost Rider from the side}

{She cracks it once then lets it wrap around Ghouls leg and yanks him down and drags him close to her}


:o



That is shocking.


Hi!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 03:19:38 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 03:16:58 AM
{A Pred hound attacks Ghost Rider from the side}

{She cracks it once then lets it wrap around Ghouls leg and yanks him down and drags him close to her}

*grabs the Pred hound and coolly and calmly snaps its spine and throws it down.*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tigermus.dk%2FTHOMAS_PAGE%2Fghost-rider-8.jpg&hash=d798296b7c009309593950d27d1819e13682e316)

Surely you can do better.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 03:24:51 AM
*gets dragged closer to Pq and pulls out his gun*

How you want to do this?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 03:26:47 AM
{Does the shoo movement with her hands to Ghost Rider, then pulls Ghoul up by the leg and dangles him in the air.  Purrs and takes his hat and places it on her head}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 03:27:52 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 03:26:47 AM
{Does the shoo movement with her hands to Ghost Rider, then pulls Ghoul up by the leg and dangles him in the air.  Purrs and takes his hat and places it on her head}


Out of all of the things to expect, this wouldn't be one of them. *arms hanging down*


You like my hat don't you?  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 03:30:09 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 03:26:47 AM
{Does the shoo movement with her hands to Ghost Rider, then pulls Ghoul up by the leg and dangles him in the air.  Purrs and takes his hat and places it on her head}

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpingit.biz%2Fbin%2Fwinmobile%2FCabs%2520and%2520Installs%2520for%2520Phone%2FS2U2%2FS2U2_Wallpaper%2FVehicles%2Fghostrider.gif&hash=6c3a0637fdccd4d28027178352af6ef26e34d76f)

You're not worth my time anyway.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 03:31:22 AM
{Tilts the hat downwards then lets him go before giving him a bone crushing hug then puts his hat back on him and walks off as if nothing happened}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 03:33:17 AM
What just happened? *smiles*




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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 03:40:08 AM
Looks like I'm not needed.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 03:41:51 AM
{When she hugged Ghoul she stole his gun and puts it away on her belt then walks off looking for someone to bother}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 03:44:28 AM
{checks his coat} Girl took my gun!

Oh well I always carry a spare.


*cocks it with his mouth.*


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.animecrazy.net%2Falucard1gj7.jpg&hash=06ad401e9dd9e3891d4e3abc9e43fc681e5401fc)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 02, 2011, 03:45:33 AM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 03:44:28 AM
*cocks it with his mouth.*
Haha, "cock", "mouth", haha.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 03:52:02 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdreager1.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F05%2Fghost-rider_qjgenth.jpg&hash=c2698d9d149252b0ba9646d23e5e580b099e8732)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 03:53:27 AM
Here's an idea, everyone gather attractive males for me and sacrifice them to your me your queen...
(No my mind is not dirty mush...)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 03:54:49 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 03:53:27 AM
Here's an idea, everyone gather attractive males for me and sacrifice them to your me your queen...
(No my mind is not dirty mush...)

No innocent blood shall be spilt.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 04:10:38 AM
{Suddenly laughs almost falling over} I wanted to... say something to correct you... but I won't.... {Keeps laughing}

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 04:12:31 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 02, 2011, 04:10:38 AM
{Suddenly laughs almost falling over} I wanted to... say something to correct you... but I won't.... {Keeps laughing}

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F5%2F57606%2F1554038-vengeance002.jpg&hash=d18299e118c62d305d4e313e478e855e0a3d94df)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 04:47:20 AM
*Terminator 2 finishes*
Why! Why does Terminator 3 have to exist?!
That ended the series perfectly! Perfectly!
*Slumps back in chair*
Ugh
*Pays attention to fight*
Sacrifices? Nah Queen I'm not in your harem.
You ain't my queen.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 04:48:15 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F11352%2F1579359-dd3e.jpg&hash=48e5cb8532565e35ef1093222c1eb36ba9d01955)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 02, 2011, 05:00:42 AM
I was watching the movie!
*Flap of the bunker opens up*
Well I might as well do this now.
*Sniper sticks out of flap*
She'll come after me eventually! I have to do this!
*Fitzgerald shoots PQ twice in the lower body, once in the chest and once in the head*
Sorry!
*Flap closes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 08:05:37 AM
Deadpool peers round the corner.

"Well, this thread's alive, I did have hopes that some plans would come in handy here but plans are overrated. In other words..."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool_New5-1.jpg&hash=eba7f9918d3d1cea3de0ab0ed5fb276292203935)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 02, 2011, 03:41:28 PM
*Holds a Belgian 16mm flintlock pistol to the back of PBA's head*

It's all good that the thread is up and running again but you know what gets me, I was killed and instead of being avenged they just stole my heart and did god knows with to it! >:(

*Slowly walks round and aims between PBA's eyes*

I said a werewolf shaped bullet was coming to get you... I guess we'll just have to settle for a normal bullet instead. :)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.state.nj.us%2Fnjsp%2Fdivorg%2Finvest%2Fofs%2Fimages%2Fgunshot-main.jpg&hash=e7534191525c4a4b63d6c9b524e2fef3482572c1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 03:49:41 PM
Quote from: Lie on Mar 02, 2011, 03:41:28 PM
*Holds a Belgian 16mm flintlock pistol to the back of PBA's head*

It's all good that the thread is up and running again but you know what gets me, I was killed and instead of being avenged they just stole my heart and did god knows with to it! >:(

*Slowly walks round and aims between PBA's eyes*

I said a werewolf shaped bullet was coming to get you... I guess we'll just have to settle for a normal bullet instead. :)

http://www.state.nj.us/njsp/divorg/invest/ofs/images/gunshot-main.jpg

"Well if you wanna save bulle-"

Deadpool falls to the ground.

A few minutes pass and he wakes up again.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Foverkill.jpg&hash=003356f2aefd1204ad6c46ea11d4f862c3ba3c17)

"And if you're wondering where I pulled this from, it involves an awful lot of lubricant."

Deadpool fires at Lie.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 04:02:11 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 03:49:41 PM
Quote from: Lie on Mar 02, 2011, 03:41:28 PM
*Holds a Belgian 16mm flintlock pistol to the back of PBA's head*

It's all good that the thread is up and running again but you know what gets me, I was killed and instead of being avenged they just stole my heart and did god knows with to it! >:(

*Slowly walks round and aims between PBA's eyes*

I said a werewolf shaped bullet was coming to get you... I guess we'll just have to settle for a normal bullet instead. :)

http://www.state.nj.us/njsp/divorg/invest/ofs/images/gunshot-main.jpg

"Well if you wanna save bulle-"

Deadpool falls to the ground.

A few minutes pass and he wakes up again.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Foverkill.jpg&hash=003356f2aefd1204ad6c46ea11d4f862c3ba3c17)

"And if you're wondering where I pulled this from, it involves an awful lot of lubricant."

Deadpool fires at Lie.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 04:03:13 PM
^ Bro why are you naked!  :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 04:04:22 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 04:03:13 PM
^ Bro why are you naked!  :o

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F40%2F1400661-grider2.jpg&hash=4204b212f8d5d1737f926c949a6cfeee442e0699)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 04:05:45 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 04:04:22 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 04:03:13 PM
^ Bro why are you naked!  :o

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F40%2F1400661-grider2.jpg&hash=4204b212f8d5d1737f926c949a6cfeee442e0699)


Got into my vodka again!


I told ya man that stuff is way too strong for you to handle!

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 04:06:33 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 04:05:45 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 04:04:22 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 02, 2011, 04:03:13 PM
^ Bro why are you naked!  :o

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F40%2F1400661-grider2.jpg&hash=4204b212f8d5d1737f926c949a6cfeee442e0699)


Got into my vodka again!


I told man that stuff is way too strong for you to handle!

I'm a f**king Demon and apparently I can't hold my vodka.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 04:08:19 PM
Deadpool rushes into the battlefield, not caring who he's supposed to be killing.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F1189288-nomadv204pg14lochryan3zm.jpg&hash=c19687aca0749c8006b9b033044cb7d20caed97d)

He blows up a wall and steps through.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F1638960-dp32_008.jpg&hash=d29d36da2a8c5c81b824ae87364c39672071b963)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 04:10:20 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F39876%2F1370798-picture_2.png&hash=abf0fc1612b51ef8e33dafbe35d11e7eeed9b2cd)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 04:19:06 PM
"You aim to find out if I'm &%$# ?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 05:19:31 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 04:19:06 PM
"You aim to find out if I'm &%$# ?"

...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 02, 2011, 05:44:41 PM
*Lands on the place of the battle, jumps off Vermithrax's back*
'Sup guys.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Mar 02, 2011, 08:17:28 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcybermantra.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F06%2Fanimation-cyberhead-at-night.gif%3Fw%3D400%26amp%3Bh%3D225&hash=0b19769b82fb9d4013a63b6760f6aeb48f281a72)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 08:49:19 PM
Deadpool reappears. He is in the sky, he appears larger than normal. He smashes to the ground.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fc2.jpg&hash=10e507bc7e08bde9c3bf5e9ea0ae03dd7f1d6559)

"Who wants some?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 08:56:21 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1083.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj386%2Fsurvivor-127%2Fawesomefacerathalos.png&hash=c67dffb416966a7511bfd426e44cfdbb910e3f0c)
HAI GUYZ!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 08:59:02 PM
...

Deadpool punches the MS Paint drawing in the face.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 09:00:58 PM
You punched my craptastic drawing!
*lights whole thread on fire and walks away whistling with a smile slowly cracking into my face*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 09:02:07 PM
Deadpool emerges from the flames.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fparched.jpg&hash=ddf140e6c7c05759fb82a4bd284e5fa37e08febe)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 09:04:42 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 09:02:07 PM
Deadpool emerges from the flames.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 09:07:15 PM
"Thanks, buddy."

Deadpool downs the Fresca.

"And if yer wondering where my battlesuit went, ask the continuity guy, not that he'll do much good here since I only wore it for that one page but... y'know."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Mar 02, 2011, 09:23:49 PM
"It's not a suit, it's a Dreadnought class ship."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Ftardis%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fd9%2FCyberKing_dreadnought_class.jpg&hash=ba9058f7a3d7af281bf73336bc5004486df79c4c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 09:30:24 PM
"That episode was lame. That robot was lame. LAME."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool-2-1.png&hash=4db9fe56f5e4bbe394c6e7b4a9fc68b66d5d43c8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 02, 2011, 10:26:44 PM
Quote from: DJ CyberPu$$y on Mar 02, 2011, 09:23:49 PM
"It's not a suit, it's a Dreadnought class ship."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Ftardis%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fd9%2FCyberKing_dreadnought_class.jpg&hash=ba9058f7a3d7af281bf73336bc5004486df79c4c)
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Pssht. Who ripped off the Iron Giant and made him f**k a Cylon?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 10:36:31 PM
Deadpool sees the new lady and is captured by her beauty.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdreamy-1.jpg&hash=0501eaf9ced1d5588ef00598391daadbba726bd9)

He dons a tuxedo and walks over to her swiftly. He holds a bottle of champagne behind his back and glasses in his free hand.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F42-2.jpg&hash=0f61b998cf12c5950502c735db362aa3669fae24)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 02, 2011, 10:37:18 PM
What's the whole deal with the mask?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 10:37:56 PM
Deadpool ignores the question and gets to the point.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F42-1.jpg&hash=694a77cd2fa7a029cb472a69a85e4f20662556d3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 02, 2011, 10:39:10 PM
Hey, wait, you're Deadpool, aren't you? "Merc with a Mouth"?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 10:42:23 PM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 02, 2011, 10:44:43 PM
I'm sure Juliet would love you. Anyways, I'm Juliana Emerson. I kill people for money and as a result, Quote UnQuote- you might have heard of them. They recently overtook Fox News.


Did I mention I kill people for money?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi54.tinypic.com%2Fj0uumr.jpg&hash=175f19b4289538baf9b365da600095e266b3a63f)


I'm a bit of a Femme Fatale, if I do say so myself.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 10:47:17 PM
Deadpool is shaken, shocked for a moment.

"You're a mercenary?!"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F760307-cable_deadpool_15_super-1.jpg&hash=35695d4f118ad1d13f234ff76a12d41bfe3900cc)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 02, 2011, 11:08:15 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 10:47:17 PM
Deadpool is shaken, shocked for a moment.

"You're a mercenary?!"

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/760307-cable_deadpool_15_super-1.jpg
"I'm checking his records, and this guy is more lecherous than Dave-- f**k, he's more lecherous than Charlie Sheen!"

"I always though Dave was the epitome of lechery..."

"This is Deadpool, sweetie. Guess again."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi54.tinypic.com%2Fws43tw.jpg&hash=21aa1036c6d80536dc82ac4921f432be52185dc7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 11:13:22 PM
Deadpool retreats to the bathroom as the female mercenary leaves on a business call for a few minutes.

"If I want any chance with this chick, I better take a shower!"

He steps out 5 minutes later.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F1213025-picture_1.png&hash=2c6f885b59c4512e8e671093630641312651dcd5)

He walks over to the mirror.

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He leaves the bathroom and goes to find the lady.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 02, 2011, 11:16:38 PM
Dave wanders over to the washroom area

"You better be telling me the truth that you saw Lady Deadpool over here, Emerson!"

Dave turns his head to see Deadpool exiting the washroom--

Spoiler
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[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 11:21:41 PM
Deadpool sees Dave.

"What the-"

Dave's face contorts into a twisted smile.

"Buddy, I don't know if you wanna do this, and if you do I'm warnin' you, it won't be pretty."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fbullshawk3.jpg&hash=0902b38fb2bb462fea9841f348c4d659c3574ab0)

Dave continues to walk toward Deadpool.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fissue1page3-2.jpg&hash=1b8d110cbba2b835bdc61da249b984aff0876a8b)

"You wanna do this? Fine!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 11:24:32 PM
* pulls up to the scene and looks at this female*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geeks.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F04%2Fghostrider1.jpg&hash=0e30b7cd499ae6e992aaf903499c2c349b77a030)

Who are you, mortal.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 11:25:36 PM
*Slowly walks in to thread*
...Awkward....
*Slowly leaves thread, and heads back into secluded cave to think of how to destroy the thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 02, 2011, 11:35:53 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 11:21:41 PM
Deadpool sees Dave.

"What the-"

Dave's face contorts into a twisted smile.

"Buddy, I don't know if you wanna do this, and if you do I'm warnin' you, it won't be pretty."

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/bullshawk3.jpg

Dave continues to walk toward Deadpool.

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/issue1page3-2.jpg

"You wanna do this? Fine!"
"Hey... wait... you're not a chick."

Deadpool crosses his arms.

"You're just Deadpool-Deadpool!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi53.tinypic.com%2F2zpp7vs.jpg&hash=eaf827820352307d8aec918eb8e8519ee71fbea2)

"Aw, man. Lame. Boner officially ruined. Body, go into standby."

Dave mubles as he walks away.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 11:38:10 PM
"Fine! Fine! I didn't want to kill you anyway! Y'know why?"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fhero.jpg&hash=451a29672b50f6f7d7d8381898bcef6ff0108471)

Deadpool teleports out of the thread and finds a place to sleep, nightmares will be had. Many, many nightmares.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 11:42:58 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 11:38:10 PM
"Fine! Fine! I didn't want to kill you anyway! Y'know why?"

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/hero.jpg

Deadpool teleports out of the thread and finds a place to sleep, nightmares will be had. Many, many nightmares.
*slowly re enters thread from the shadows with notebook*
I must intercept those dreams in order to make his nightmares reality.
*slowly back away into shadows and flies away into the sunset while stealing people's picnic baskets and Ghost rider's DVD's*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 11:45:57 PM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 11:42:58 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 11:38:10 PM
"Fine! Fine! I didn't want to kill you anyway! Y'know why?"

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/hero.jpg

Deadpool teleports out of the thread and finds a place to sleep, nightmares will be had. Many, many nightmares.
*slowly re enters thread from the shadows with notebook*
I must intercept those dreams in order to make his nightmares reality.
*slowly back away into shadows and flies away into the sunset while stealing people's picnic baskets and Ghost rider's DVD's*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F5%2F57606%2F1554038-vengeance002.jpg&hash=d18299e118c62d305d4e313e478e855e0a3d94df)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 11:48:44 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 11:45:57 PM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 11:42:58 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 11:38:10 PM
"Fine! Fine! I didn't want to kill you anyway! Y'know why?"

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/hero.jpg

Deadpool teleports out of the thread and finds a place to sleep, nightmares will be had. Many, many nightmares.
*slowly re enters thread from the shadows with notebook*
I must intercept those dreams in order to make his nightmares reality.
*slowly back away into shadows and flies away into the sunset while stealing people's picnic baskets and Ghost rider's DVD's*

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/5/57606/1554038-vengeance002.jpg
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wiiff.com%2Fphotos%2F1288540338.png&hash=a5eb6815588df498b6c6ea87cdd36c8162307260)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 11:50:08 PM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 11:48:44 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 11:45:57 PM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 11:42:58 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 02, 2011, 11:38:10 PM
"Fine! Fine! I didn't want to kill you anyway! Y'know why?"

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/hero.jpg

Deadpool teleports out of the thread and finds a place to sleep, nightmares will be had. Many, many nightmares.
*slowly re enters thread from the shadows with notebook*
I must intercept those dreams in order to make his nightmares reality.
*slowly back away into shadows and flies away into the sunset while stealing people's picnic baskets and Ghost rider's DVD's*

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/5/57606/1554038-vengeance002.jpg
http://www.wiiff.com/photos/1288540338.png
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F11352%2F1579358-dd2a.jpg&hash=354bf9cc8681d93e319fff7d9b766ec3fc3407e4)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 02, 2011, 11:56:57 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc09.deviantart.net%2Ffs48%2Fi%2F2009%2F215%2F4%2F0%2FReign_of_the_Rathalos_by_bleedingcrow.jpg&hash=9e6901ab3eb230c81f3c224fdd63d0cc25b0e6c6)
I have fire too 8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 11:58:18 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F11352%2F1579359-dd3e.jpg&hash=48e5cb8532565e35ef1093222c1eb36ba9d01955)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 03, 2011, 12:01:45 AM
*Random picture*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 03, 2011, 12:13:27 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 02, 2011, 11:58:18 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F11352%2F1579359-dd3e.jpg&hash=48e5cb8532565e35ef1093222c1eb36ba9d01955)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi0iu0VBUjM#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi0iu0VBUjM#ws)
I just stole The Ghouls thunder :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 03, 2011, 12:16:03 AM
That's it. Time to summon the reinforcements. Happycat, you are a go.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ficanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F01%2Fhappylasers.gif%3Fw%3D400%26amp%3Bh%3D273&hash=64063de8fe879cf8a43108cbdf0d78e42a3224cc)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 03, 2011, 12:50:04 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 03, 2011, 12:16:03 AM
That's it. Time to summon the reinforcements. Happycat, you are a go.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/happylasers.gif?w=400&h=273
I may love cats but that one's an exception...
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi251.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fgg317%2Fi42cajus%2FDemencia.jpg&hash=e299d6028cf495de4b2504bfcf139df5e52d1244)
The deed is done
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 03, 2011, 12:51:25 AM
*In the bunker*
Who was I supposed to kill again?
*Flap opens up revealing minigun*
Haha
Doesn't matter!
*fires at Rathalos*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 03, 2011, 12:52:44 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F6%2F64787%2F1339534-desktop_ghost_rider_by_rushredkryptonite.jpg&hash=47b4efb535c487c60aa1279146000f99faf6141b)

All right. Its game time.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 03, 2011, 12:56:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7GmpJ-SxAk#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7GmpJ-SxAk#ws)
*starts singing along and firing at the giant dragon that is Rathalos*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 03, 2011, 01:02:50 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 03, 2011, 12:56:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7GmpJ-SxAk#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7GmpJ-SxAk#ws)
*starts singing along and firing at the giant dragon that is Rathalos*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffast1.onesite.com%2Fcapcom-unity.com%2Fuser%2Fsnow_infernus%2F3def3c8ccf9cf0941044e48a1c559cd4.png%3Fv%3D166950&hash=b2d379cb8404d2007abf28c3e9a90c746a55fcd6)

Let's rock
*fire's at Fitz*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 03, 2011, 01:04:06 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F39876%2F1308796-ultimate_avengers_2_05025.jpg&hash=b001bea770ee381ca57803b28999ca37e1fabad3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 03, 2011, 01:07:30 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.vg247.com%2Fcurrent%2F%2F2010%2F04%2Fmh-lost-planet2-b.jpg&hash=fb60a59e6a73942af7dde353d35ba749bdd47b58)
*Hack! Hack! Slice! Slice! Stab! Stab!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 03, 2011, 01:40:35 AM
*continues watching as the billets bounce off of the bunker*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 03, 2011, 01:42:41 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 03, 2011, 01:40:35 AM
*continues watching as the billets bounce off of the bunker*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F6%2F61766%2F1236618-ultimate_avengers_2_02023_024.jpg&hash=03cbb2993b723a753e9effd0c1d7bb7398e9275a)

COME ON OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 03, 2011, 01:47:26 AM
....
Why?
*Minigun rounds connect with Rathalos and he is torn apart*
Yes! One more kill for me!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 03, 2011, 01:49:14 AM
I'm using the nuke...if that doesn't work...Ghost Rider you can borrow Godzilla, to use on Fitz. Me though I'm retreating while the explosion occurs to think of more tactical maneuvers that could work.

*fire's nuke*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fjkbaker.com%2Fgallery%2Fd%2F583-1%2Fnuke.gif&hash=8bde0400c2493ad03fdb546b341547e84ae8b6fa)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 03, 2011, 01:50:24 AM
*stood right in the blast zone.*

Is that it?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 03, 2011, 01:53:03 AM
*laughing is heard*
this Bunker already survived a nuke!
OZ made it just for that!
And let's see bout that Godzilla.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 03, 2011, 01:55:49 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.zone-sf.com%2Fimages%2Fgodztokyo2.jpg&hash=e5e1292a8cfb0c09b9ad2a2ac655deea1bc38289)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 03, 2011, 02:02:14 AM
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Let's go!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nope on Mar 03, 2011, 02:44:21 AM
So i herd that there was  a giant monster fight.

A wild Goldblumasouras appears!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 03, 2011, 02:49:49 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F11352%2F760948-752034_ghost_rider_20070726110656221_super.jpg&hash=572a94acf9b7056bc90ce9a0aee4af04b8d719ce)

I have you now Fitzgerald.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 03, 2011, 04:52:06 AM
You never got in the damn bunker!
*Presses buttons in the bunker*
Quote from: Shobidoo on Mar 03, 2011, 02:44:21 AM
So i herd that there was  a giant monster fight.

A wild Goldblumasouras appears!
If that's what you wanna do
*masterball is thrown from the bunker and catches Shobi then goes back to the bunker and Fitz laughs*
Ha! There we go!
*Nicknames it Shobi*
Go Shobi!
*throws out masterball and Shobi appears, controlled by Fitz*
Attack Ghost Rider!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 03, 2011, 07:16:48 AM
*pimp slaps Rathalos* No one can steal my thunder b*tch.

Now get back in line before I blast a ho.


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc01.deviantart.net%2Ffs18%2Ff%2F2007%2F194%2F8%2Fd%2Falucard_motivation_by_daisuke_domon.jpg&hash=2a498381bd69f739094f1b8b6b8ebf757fee336f)


So help me god, if you try to steal my thunder one more time Rathalos I blow your FRICKEN HEAD OFF!



(OOC: I'm sick guys so I might not be back for a few days, only reason why Rathalos is getting a warning and not a hole in his head.)


I will be back!

*Flys out of the thread and off into space to get some fiber*



Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 03, 2011, 09:13:57 AM
Deadpool teleports back into the thread.

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 03, 2011, 12:51:25 AM
*In the bunker*
Who was I supposed to kill again?
*Flap opens up revealing minigun*
Haha
Doesn't matter!
*fires at Rathalos*

"You stealing my lines, boy?"

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 03, 2011, 12:56:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7GmpJ-SxAk#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7GmpJ-SxAk#ws)
*starts singing along and firing at the giant dragon that is Rathalos*

"YOU STOLE MY THEME?! THAT'S MINE! You wanna play this game? 'Cause guess what?"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Ffyea.jpg&hash=531e5513ca38380068e70e34adcf692407390a63)

Deadpool fires at Fitzgerald.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 03, 2011, 10:52:11 AM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 03, 2011, 07:16:48 AM
*pimp slaps Rathalos* No one can steal my thunder b*tch.

Now get back in line before I blast a ho.


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc01.deviantart.net%2Ffs18%2Ff%2F2007%2F194%2F8%2Fd%2Falucard_motivation_by_daisuke_domon.jpg&hash=2a498381bd69f739094f1b8b6b8ebf757fee336f)


So help me god, if you try to steal my thunder one more time Rathalos I blow your FRICKEN HEAD OFF!



(OOC: I'm sick guys so I might not be back for a few days, only reason why Rathalos is getting a warning and not a hole in his head.)


I will be back!

*Flys out of the thread and off into space to get some fiber*

I'll never do it again!
Spoiler
For now!(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wiiff.com%2Fphotos%2F1288540338.png&hash=a5eb6815588df498b6c6ea87cdd36c8162307260)
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Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 03, 2011, 09:13:57 AM
Deadpool teleports back into the thread.

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 03, 2011, 12:51:25 AM
*In the bunker*
Who was I supposed to kill again?
*Flap opens up revealing minigun*
Haha
Doesn't matter!
*fires at Rathalos*

"You stealing my lines, boy?"

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 03, 2011, 12:56:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7GmpJ-SxAk#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7GmpJ-SxAk#ws)
*starts singing along and firing at the giant dragon that is Rathalos*

"YOU STOLE MY THEME?! THAT'S MINE! You wanna play this game? 'Cause guess what?"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Ffyea.jpg&hash=531e5513ca38380068e70e34adcf692407390a63)

Deadpool fires at Fitzgerald.

*Fire's at Fitz along with Deadpool*
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 03, 2011, 10:54:08 AM
Deadpool teleports away from the bombardment and appears behind King Rathalos.

"Howdy, that cold metal stabbing pain? That's my katana piercing your lower back."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 03, 2011, 10:58:39 AM
*gasping* I was helping you shoot at Fitz...the wording..just came out...wrong!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 03, 2011, 11:00:15 AM
"Oh. Well, this is awkward. Howzabout we continue shooting Fitz regardless?"

Deadpool fires at Fitz with the minigun again.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 03, 2011, 11:13:45 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 03, 2011, 11:00:15 AM
"Oh. Well, this is awkward. Howzabout we continue shooting Fitz regardless?"

Deadpool fires at Fitz with the minigun again.

I've got to go to school soooo....
*Sets minigun to automatic and auto reload till I get back from school*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wiiff.com%2Fphotos%2F1288540338.png&hash=a5eb6815588df498b6c6ea87cdd36c8162307260)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Mar 03, 2011, 11:16:05 AM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 03, 2011, 02:15:27 PM
*Injects Omega Serum*
Wild OmegaZilla appears, too.
*The ground crumbles as what seems to be a gargantuan living mountain breaks from it, walking and stumbling*
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 03, 2011, 02:49:49 PM
*Uses action replay to get another masterball*
What's with the pokemon entrances guys? Makes it too easy!
*notices Minigun fire bouncing off of the bunker*
Wait before I reply...
*throws masterball at OZ and catches him*
:D
Go attack everyone but pooley pool.
*looks at Deadpool*
Yeah I'm stealing the lines because I'm the ghost of Christmas kick your ass!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 03, 2011, 03:59:13 PM
Hear me Fitzgerald. I am Ghost Rider. I am summoned whenever innocent blood is shed and you have shed much.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 03, 2011, 04:35:45 PM
*Breaks free from Master Ball and rises in a bolt of light*
*Spots glow of a vivid red as a monstrous, destructive flow of plasma violently erupts from the mouth and is directed in the nearby field, causing massive explosions*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 03, 2011, 04:38:10 PM
* Dodges the explosions.*

What monstrosity is this?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 03, 2011, 07:12:23 PM
{looks around for Lie}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 03, 2011, 07:30:13 PM
*re enters*
DAAAAMN!!!! That miniguns still going!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc02.deviantart.net%2Ffs70%2Ff%2F2010%2F180%2Fb%2Ff%2FRathalos_by_PyroTheDragon.jpg&hash=636c37003d530177841457d3ab5c13107cf22e2f)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6roX3zSIVU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6roX3zSIVU#)
*lets minigun continue automatic firing while I fly towards the bunker and attempt burning it to the ground with non stop fire balls*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 03, 2011, 08:36:19 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 03, 2011, 02:49:49 PM
*Uses action replay to get another masterball*
What's with the pokemon entrances guys? Makes it too easy!
*notices Minigun fire bouncing off of the bunker*
Wait before I reply...
*throws masterball at OZ and catches him*
:D
Go attack everyone but pooley pool.
*looks at Deadpool*
Yeah I'm stealing the lines because I'm the ghost of Christmas kick your ass!

"Oh that's it, pal!"

Deadpool jumps on Fitzgerald and puts a pistol to the side of his head.

"You wanna come into my house? That's fine by me, you leave in a body bag. But you steal my material, pieces of my mind and my trademark jokes, and that's when you leave in tuna cans that I will feed to the local &*£$%@# cats. You got that? Maybe I won't shoot you now, but you steal my thunder again, and you won't be coming back, no matter how many 'OH NOEZ I DID THIS AND THAT AND THAT MEANS I'M ALIVE' stunts you pull. Get me?"

Deadpool releases Fitz and holsters his weapon.

"I'm watching you, buttmunch."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 03, 2011, 10:03:12 PM
Stand down Wade. He shall recieve a fate worse than death.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 03, 2011, 10:04:55 PM
Your gonna force him to watch AVP:R 13 times back to back?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 03, 2011, 10:05:24 PM
Quote from: Lie on Mar 03, 2011, 10:04:55 PM
Your gonna force him to watch AVP:R 13 times back to back?

I'm considering that.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Mar 03, 2011, 10:09:06 PM
Quote from: Lie on Mar 03, 2011, 10:04:55 PM
Your gonna force him to watch AVP:R 13 times back to back?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcybermantra.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F06%2Fcybersplode.gif&hash=6b8e63e6d0265b5aacd013a16bdf5aaba684db99)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 03, 2011, 10:09:16 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 03, 2011, 10:03:12 PM
Stand down Wade. He shall recieve a fate worse than death.

"I did, didn't you see where I holstered my weapon? But if he steals my thunder again, $#!& gets real."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 03, 2011, 10:09:43 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 03, 2011, 10:09:16 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 03, 2011, 10:03:12 PM
Stand down Wade. He shall recieve a fate worse than death.

"I did, didn't you see where I holstered my weapon? But if he steals my thunder again, $#!& gets real."

Good.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 03, 2011, 10:38:24 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 03, 2011, 10:05:24 PM
Quote from: Lie on Mar 03, 2011, 10:04:55 PM
Your gonna force him to watch AVP:R 13 times back to back?

I'm considering that.
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!
Spoiler
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 04, 2011, 12:48:50 AM
*Standing in the bunker*
How the f**k did you get inside here pool?
*Sudden explosions and thunder hits everyone*
FFFFFFUUUUUU-
WHY DID YOU GUYS IGNORE OMEGA ZILL-
*Another explosion and the ground tears apart*
FORGER IT! GET IN THE DAMN BUNKER OR ELSE WE ALL DI-
*Explosion causes the floor to sink in more*
GET IN!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 12:55:39 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 04, 2011, 12:48:50 AM
*Standing in the bunker*
How the f**k did you get inside here pool?
*Sudden explosions and thunder hits everyone*
FFFFFFUUUUUU-
WHY DID YOU GUYS IGNORE OMEGA ZILL-
*Another explosion and the ground tears apart*
FORGER IT! GET IN THE DAMN BUNKER OR ELSE WE ALL DI-
*Explosion causes the floor to sink in more*
GET IN!

...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 04, 2011, 12:56:48 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 12:55:39 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 04, 2011, 12:48:50 AM
*Standing in the bunker*
How the f**k did you get inside here pool?
*Sudden explosions and thunder hits everyone*
FFFFFFUUUUUU-
WHY DID YOU GUYS IGNORE OMEGA ZILL-
*Another explosion and the ground tears apart*
FORGER IT! GET IN THE DAMN BUNKER OR ELSE WE ALL DI-
*Explosion causes the floor to sink in more*
GET IN!

...
agreed
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 04, 2011, 01:07:59 AM
*Comes out of bunker and reveals his new look*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.hitfix.com%2Fphotos%2F386638%2FHammer-Industries-presents-a-Marines-Drone_gallery_primary.jpg&hash=eaec75baec726457781321d58bf8209fe4dba9ba)
Fine then, stay here and die.
*Activates rocket thrusters in legs and flies away*
I tried to save some lives Ghost! But you would let me!
*Fitz dissapeaes and omega destroys the bunker*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 04, 2011, 02:07:54 AM
{Scrachs behind her head then looks around}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 04, 2011, 02:16:24 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 04, 2011, 01:07:59 AM
*Comes out of bunker and reveals his new look*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.hitfix.com%2Fphotos%2F386638%2FHammer-Industries-presents-a-Marines-Drone_gallery_primary.jpg&hash=eaec75baec726457781321d58bf8209fe4dba9ba)
Fine then, stay here and die.
*Activates rocket thrusters in legs and flies away*
I tried to save some lives Ghost! But you would let me!
*Fitz dissapeaes and omega destroys the bunker*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrhVo1WA78# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrhVo1WA78#)
*flies towards Fitz and crashes him down to the ground while pointing a gun at him*
Any last words?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi63.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fh145%2Fdarkcrows001%2FElfen%2520Lied%2FLucy_gun.jpg&hash=379e932a5b1715320c3a9cd2cec9107af8088b8a)
No?
*fires at Fitz until he is nothing but a crumbling piece of scrap metal, and then I fly away into the sunset to jack cars and steal meat from super markets*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 04, 2011, 02:19:01 AM
it just isn't the same anymore   :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 04, 2011, 02:20:53 AM
{Runs at Chupa and tackles him down in a hug}
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth864.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fab207%2FxXRansomXx%2Fth_glomp.gif&hash=4195f4834301277f863c19c50abbee328794fb2b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 04:10:21 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 04, 2011, 01:07:59 AM
*Comes out of bunker and reveals his new look*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.hitfix.com%2Fphotos%2F386638%2FHammer-Industries-presents-a-Marines-Drone_gallery_primary.jpg&hash=eaec75baec726457781321d58bf8209fe4dba9ba)
Fine then, stay here and die.
*Activates rocket thrusters in legs and flies away*
I tried to save some lives Ghost! But you would let me!
*Fitz dissapeaes and omega destroys the bunker*
*wraps chain around one of the legs.*
Get back down here killer!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 04, 2011, 04:39:01 AM
What the f**k is going on!?!?
Iwasjustgettingshottheniwasintheairagaintheniwasgettingrageddownabdnoweveryoneisretconningrhemselvesand
f**kING GODDAMMIT!
Its not the same, everyone just humorlessly goes about murdering then I murder people who were already killing people and I get murdered twice?

People get your shit together or this thread will die again!
*Jumps up and bunches Ghost rider in the face*
Backoff you hotheaded screw ball!
*Walks up to Omega*
And you! You!
*Shoots out two chains and knives and drags down the OmegaZilla ala Kratos then uses all his might to behead him*
I just saved all your asses!
Adios
Szia
Goodbye!
*Flies away*
/satyrical rageface
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 04:40:28 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 04, 2011, 04:39:01 AM
What the f**k is going on!?!?
Iwasjustgettingshottheniwasintheairagaintheniwasgettingrageddownabdnoweveryoneisretconningrhemselvesand
f**kING GODDAMMIT!
Its not the same, everyone just humorlessly goes about murdering then I murder people who were already killing people and I get murdered twice?

People get your shit together or this thread will die again!
*Jumps up and bunches Ghost rider in the face*
Backoff you hotheaded screw ball!
*Walks up to Omega*
And you! You!
*Shoots out two chains and knives and drags down the OmegaZilla ala Kratos then uses all his might to behead him*
I just saved all your asses!
Adios
Szia
Goodbye!
*Flies away*
/satyrical rageface

YOU WON'T GET FAR, I CAN SMELL THE STENCH OF THE INNOCENT BLOOD THAT YOU HAVE SPILLED!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 04, 2011, 04:43:53 AM
*makes a high speed u-turn and slams into ghost head on knocking him over*
Name one person who was innocent? Truly innocent that I killed!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 04:45:58 AM
I may not know the name, but I will never allow you the chance to harm anymore innocents!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 04, 2011, 04:52:57 AM
But I never did!
*Begins to pace back and forth*
Seriously man, think it through! Who did I hurt that was truly innocent?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 04:54:35 AM
Wait, I think you are being set-up. I will not harm you, I see that someone was trying to set you up.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 04, 2011, 04:56:30 AM
Thank you!
....
Ima.... Just go then.
Bye!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 04, 2011, 04:57:12 AM
*Walks in flaunting signature*

Oh. Sorry.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 04:58:48 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 04, 2011, 04:56:30 AM
Thank you!
....
Ima.... Just go then.
Bye!

*watches as Fitzgerald leaves.*

I can't believe I almost killed an innocent man. Zarathos is getting out of control. I must find a way to be rid of this curse!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 04, 2011, 05:01:16 AM
I love how I am immune to your signature and avatar "Charms"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 05:02:01 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 04, 2011, 05:01:16 AM
I love how I am immune to your signature and avatar "Charms"

Please tell me that you are talking about Space Sweeper.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 04, 2011, 05:04:04 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 04, 2011, 05:01:16 AM
I love how I am immune to your signature and avatar "Charms"
You might seem to on the surface.. but inside... you know she's gorgeous.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Prime113 on Mar 04, 2011, 05:11:40 AM
If I was a chick I'd go lesbian for her. That's just me though.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 04, 2011, 05:13:47 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Mar 04, 2011, 05:04:04 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 04, 2011, 05:01:16 AM
I love how I am immune to your signature and avatar "Charms"
You might seem to on the surface.. but inside... you know she's gorgeous.
{Looks for a moment}
.................. nope......
I think it's against female nature to admit another female is attractive (Unless there lesbian) at least that's my perspective and besides I tend to despise blond females
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Joyfully Jumping Jessica on Mar 04, 2011, 05:15:30 AM
Well that's not... entirely true.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 04, 2011, 05:20:16 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 04, 2011, 05:13:47 AM
{Looks for a moment}
.................. nope......
I think it's against female nature to admit another female is attractive (Unless there lesbian) at least that's my perspective and besides I tend to despise blond females
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fus.ent4.yimg.com%2Fmovies.yahoo.com%2Fimages%2Fhv%2Fphoto%2Fmovie_pix%2Fmiramax_films%2Fkill_bill__vol__2%2Fuma_thurman%2Fbill7.jpg&hash=1700a09799585451bc7ddb9713a1cdd824ae0531)

Hmmm...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 04, 2011, 05:22:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJFMhqtYPtg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJFMhqtYPtg#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 04, 2011, 05:25:12 AM
Come at me, bro.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 02:38:18 PM
...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 03:42:37 PM
"I think he means..."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fjose9-1.jpg&hash=37f248485a3203a0d9f2dabcdd21072352d96db8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 03:53:54 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F5586%2F1130834-gr1.jpg&hash=cd00901c114f45aa2a42e744e2a1e0956ca336ae)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 04, 2011, 03:57:50 PM
*The headless body of OmegaZilla began to twitch and move, the lifeless head suddenly began to grow pseudopods and to approach the stump. Like the mythical Salamander, the head reattaches to the body and in a disturbing meshing of flesh and bones*
*Roars as a lightning bolt roared in turn behind the colossal entity, creating a classic Monster Movie effect*

*Unleashes a cosmic plasma flow upon Fitzgerald, destroying him on place, leaving nothing*

*Snarls, and continues to wreak havoc*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 04:01:01 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F11352%2F986542-grhof_03_19.jpg&hash=5ac3368009bd88226747273fb15b3ad72ff9f73d)

What smells like a corpse?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 04:03:26 PM
"Urm, no that's totally not me."

Deadpool kicks at the ground, not knowing what to do next.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 04:04:53 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 04:03:26 PM
"Urm, no that's totally not me."

Deadpool kicks at the ground, not knowing what to do next.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F11352%2F948135-x_force_9_1.jpg&hash=1b9f30b3affe738a3d5eb1a567242f36d58943df)

THEN WHO THE HELL IS IT?!?!?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 04, 2011, 04:08:13 PM
If it smells like it's burning thats you or... It's coming from over there.

*Points towards Omega*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftokyosos.132productions.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F06%2FGodzilla-Photograph-C10102679.jpg&hash=b08626d4409ed4439d78b62a5a59b5ec80c24dbb)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 04:09:32 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 04:04:53 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 04:03:26 PM
"Urm, no that's totally not me."

Deadpool kicks at the ground, not knowing what to do next.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/11352/948135-x_force_9_1.jpg

THEN WHO THE HELL IS IT?!?!?!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F1269657-morbius___frankencastle_3-1.jpg&hash=7e997675a817b3bc5ab7b919bc3c153467084aee)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 04:14:09 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 04:09:32 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 04:04:53 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 04:03:26 PM
"Urm, no that's totally not me."

Deadpool kicks at the ground, not knowing what to do next.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/11352/948135-x_force_9_1.jpg

THEN WHO THE HELL IS IT?!?!?!

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/1269657-morbius___frankencastle_3-1.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F11352%2F726624-97816959ny3.jpg&hash=e32e2b34408fc57b4cbca4ca6563b0d4a6b35b1d)

Unless you can convince me otherwise.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 04:17:19 PM
"Convince you why I shouldn't die? Sure I can do that."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fhero.jpg&hash=451a29672b50f6f7d7d8381898bcef6ff0108471)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 04, 2011, 04:18:19 PM
*An innatural, frightening and remote voice, not spoken by human vocal cords, is heard coming from the mouth of OmegaZilla, while looking at the little figure on the ground standing next to Godzilla*
Challenge... accepted.

*OmegaZilla towers over Godzilla, and as the Monster tries to fire his signature atomic breath, OmegaZilla grabs him by the head and smashes him against the ground repeatedly, pushing hard, creating a massive crater*
*Godzilla lifts himself up, just to see OmegaZilla's jaws come straight at him and close on his body, and as a disturbing sound of bones being cruently broken is heard, the colossal entity thrashes Godzilla violently with his teeth-filled jaws*
*OmegaZilla leaves hold of the Monster, only to grab his head in his jaws and abhorrently crushes the helpless being while it writhes his tail and screams in pain, spilling blood, that flows through the fissures between the teeth*
*Leaves hold of the  disgustingly shredded carcass, that falls on the ground lifeless*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 04:21:15 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 04:17:19 PM
"Convince you why I shouldn't die? Sure I can do that."

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/hero.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F11768%2F655454-ghost.jpg&hash=df1bf8fae5a56d396d42a62fc81828080576f2cc)

You cannot fool me. I see right through you. The innocent souls that you have extinguished though out the years.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 04:29:04 PM
"Oh, well, in that case, I guess it's time for a..."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool_New1.jpg&hash=a3b96d325d131b37ee0ca9c5e34e2ebb7b74fa7a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 04:31:41 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 04:29:04 PM
"Oh, well, in that case, I guess it's time for a..."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool_New1.jpg&hash=a3b96d325d131b37ee0ca9c5e34e2ebb7b74fa7a)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F39876%2F1345428-picture_2.png&hash=57042278061880f4e41f5a6f945581d22ad71c0d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 04:33:08 PM
"Aw hell. Aha! You see what I di- ACK! GAH! CHOKING NOISES!"

Deadpool pulls some of the chains from his neck.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F1346393-dp26_008a.jpg&hash=fd4c37fbca5331c06582d9b2dcf788060f6ca374)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 04:35:33 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 04:33:08 PM
"Aw hell. Aha! You see what I di- ACK! GAH! CHOKING NOISES!"

Deadpool pulls some of the chains from his neck.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F1346393-dp26_008a.jpg&hash=fd4c37fbca5331c06582d9b2dcf788060f6ca374)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F39876%2F1345447-picture_1.png&hash=bf4956d5590d34f119aae5348280ffb6db4f93d0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 04:37:45 PM
"Well, sh- ACK GAH COUGHING!"

Deadpool then manages to hop onto the back of Ghost Rider's bike.

"You see, a Mercenary and an Assassin are two completely different things. You don't seem to understand that."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fgr.jpg&hash=7682cd4d0beb29d3bb7494dc3688c93a1d6ca90a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 04:39:02 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 04:37:45 PM
"Well, sh- ACK GAH COUGHING!"

Deadpool then manages to hop onto the back of Ghost Rider's bike.

"You see, a Mercenary and an Assassin are two completely different things. You don't seem to understand that."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fgr.jpg&hash=7682cd4d0beb29d3bb7494dc3688c93a1d6ca90a)

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 04:40:18 PM
"You're not even making any sense now, dude! What wasn't what? Please come back when you're making more sense."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool-3.jpg&hash=04a80fe25d4782a3889948a1441e040512bbc5dd)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 04:41:17 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 04:40:18 PM
"You're not even making any sense now, dude! What wasn't what? Please come back when you're making more sense."

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpool-3.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F39876%2F1345427-picture_1.png&hash=ef92fc11eb69a239050be685d8e3e1b666d9c294)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 04, 2011, 04:41:31 PM
*Bites, gets hold of Ghost Rider's Motorcycle and shrugs him and PBA out of it, then crushes it under jaws*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 04:43:46 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 04:41:17 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 04:40:18 PM
"You're not even making any sense now, dude! What wasn't what? Please come back when you're making more sense."

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpool-3.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F39876%2F1345427-picture_1.png&hash=ef92fc11eb69a239050be685d8e3e1b666d9c294)

"So. That's your reason? You didn't just realise the text was perhaps wrong? OK, I guess I have said it all bu-"

Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 04, 2011, 04:41:31 PM
*Bites, gets hold of Ghost Rider's Motorcycle and shrugs him and PBA out of it, then crushes it under jaws*

Deadpool falls to the ground with a thud.

"Ouch. Hey! Zilla! Wanna play with a stick instead like a good beast? C'mon! C'mon, go play with a stick! Oh. I see, too busy crunchin' to listen? Fine, I guess I'll..."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool6-1.jpg&hash=8292330e8251235c2735ec4b28ce389b217a1076)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 04, 2011, 04:46:10 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fquizfarm.com%2Fimages%2F1106232000sasuke.jpg&hash=8247e40edb87266374c518c61bb770c1e2efc40b)

There are somethings in this world we just weren't ment to understand this fight is one of them.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 04, 2011, 04:47:12 PM
*Leaves hold of the crunched bike, that falls on PBA with a metallic noise*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 04:48:10 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 04, 2011, 04:41:31 PM
*Bites, gets hold of Ghost Rider's Motorcycle and shrugs him and PBA out of it, then crushes it under jaws*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F31499%2F764333-ghost_rider_02.jpg&hash=091051c52d5483e714a26b0920338b3801492587)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 04:52:04 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 04, 2011, 04:47:12 PM
*Leaves hold of the crunched bike, that falls on PBA with a metallic noise*

Deadpool looks up.

"Oh man, this isn't my day."

The bike hits him hard and bounces off into Omega's toe, doing literally nothing.

Deadpool collapses.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fjose13-1.jpg&hash=68ea5be33f3f7729e518edf4cfdad32047ca3f24)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 04:53:25 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 04:52:04 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 04, 2011, 04:47:12 PM
*Leaves hold of the crunched bike, that falls on PBA with a metallic noise*

Deadpool looks up.

"Oh man, this isn't my day."

The bike hits him hard and bounces off into Omega's toe, doing literally nothing.

Deadpool collapses.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fjose13-1.jpg&hash=68ea5be33f3f7729e518edf4cfdad32047ca3f24)

The mortals aren't as tough as they use to be.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 04, 2011, 05:07:26 PM
*Comes close to Ghost Rider, the head towering over the being, that merely reaches half of the lower jaws*
*Snorts and lets out a powerful breath that tosses Ghost Rider against a palace*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 05:12:12 PM
*slams into a palace.*

Time for you to return to Hell.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 04, 2011, 05:17:06 PM
*The innatural, cosmic voice is heard again*
I've been in places... you daemon would never imagine. I've been in places that would make you rattle in fear. *Laughs* Hell is no match for me, but... if you want... I can help you returning in it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 04, 2011, 05:24:46 PM
*Walking down the street feeling left out, looks up*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.istockphoto.com%2Ffile_thumbview_approve%2F605607%2F2%2Fistockphoto_605607-topless-girls-sign-outside-strip-club.jpg&hash=d5fbd0d67baf81df3fe4166722c4c788cbf59e65)

;D

*Moments later*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FStrip.jpg&hash=f1f4b0cba54313daa85a5c1274d2c8110f07a62b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 04, 2011, 05:30:04 PM
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I DARE YOU MOTHERf**kER

I f**kING DARE YOU DO IT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 04, 2011, 05:34:46 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoodluckmakingrent.com%2Fimages%2Faskinyou.jpg&hash=20798f1b497505c546d66dd9ead0190f2692beb2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 05:35:19 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 04, 2011, 05:17:06 PM
*The innatural, cosmic voice is heard again*
I've been in places... you daemon would never imagine. I've been in places that would make you rattle in fear. *Laughs* Hell is no match for me, but... if you want... I can help you returning in it.

I am Ghost Rider. You have shed much innocent blood. YOU MUST BE STOPPED!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F6%2F64787%2F1339534-desktop_ghost_rider_by_rushredkryptonite.jpg&hash=47b4efb535c487c60aa1279146000f99faf6141b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 04, 2011, 06:10:55 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FGreenpeace.jpg&hash=ac0bf53671b62aa14f2adfc6f6b6b841ff01536b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 06:21:25 PM
Quote from: Lie on Mar 04, 2011, 06:10:55 PM
http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac206/Lie1295/Greenpeace.jpg

Then his punishment will be even more severe.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 04, 2011, 07:09:36 PM
*Bites Ghost Rider and gets hold of him with the jaws, and throws him with a monstrous violence, tossing him away of several miles*
*Turns to Lie*
Hey, it wasn't me. Chupacabras destroyed Green Peace!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 08:11:12 PM
*gets and pops his arm back into place.*

Looks like I'm working overtime.

*Rides to the Omegazilla and jumps on his head.

EAT THIS YOU FOUL BEAST!!

*blasts Hellfire into the beast's eye.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 08:32:56 PM
Deadpool wakes up, and looks around confused.

"OK, Ghost Rider is riding the monster, that leaves me time to get tacos."

Deadpool leaves and goes toward the taco shop.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Mar 04, 2011, 08:38:30 PM
Jason felt the van arrive at the final destination. It screeched to a stop, but the driver and passenger never got out. Jason decided to paint the vans interior with blood.

He stepped from the van and walked down the street, occasionly taking a stab at a passer-by.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 04, 2011, 10:01:00 PM
*Merely touched by the blast in the eye, OmegaZilla shrugs Ghost Rider off his head, gets hold of him with the jaws and unleashes a flow of cosmic plasma, obliterating Ghost Rider's lower half*
*OmegaZilla leaves the upper half falling on the ground*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 10:18:00 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 04, 2011, 10:01:00 PM
*Merely touched by the blast in the eye, OmegaZilla shrugs Ghost Rider off his head, gets hold of him with the jaws and unleashes a flow of cosmic plasma, obliterating Ghost Rider's lower half*
*OmegaZilla leaves the upper half falling on the ground*

*regenerates lower half*

I have no choice. I must use the direct power of Zarathos.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 04, 2011, 10:21:11 PM
*Unleashes another flow of cosmic Plasma, as eyes glow of an innatural green*
*Ghost Rider dodges the flow, as OmegaZilla violently smashes him with the tail in mid-air, sending him straight to the North Pole*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 10:26:44 PM
Alright, here goes.

*Ghost Rider does an unknown transformation into the Demon Zarathos.*

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FREE AT LAST TO RULE OVER HEAVEN, HELL, AND EARTH!!!

*here's Omegazilla*

YOU WILL SUFFER MY POWER!!! MY FORMER FORM IS NOTHING COMPARED TO MY POWER NOW!!! YOUR POWER WILL NOT BE ENOUGH TO SAVE YOU!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 04, 2011, 10:32:56 PM
*Bites Ghost Rider in half and throws both halves into the air*

*OmegaZilla performs an enormous jumps as he is charging the cosmic flow in his jaws*


*Just as he comes closer to Ghost Rider, blasts him with immense force and completely obliterates him leaving nothing where he once was*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 10:35:18 PM
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You can't destroy me that way. I'm pure demon.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 04, 2011, 10:37:54 PM
*OmegaZilla obliterates Ghost Rider one more time and descends in hell, where Zarathos is, and with one monstrous effort, atomizes him with the cosmic flow*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 04, 2011, 10:41:11 PM
I'll be back for you, but thanks for the help in getting me to Hell. Now Mephisto will die.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 10:55:20 PM
Deadpool eats his tacos and eagerly awaits his next fight.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Mar 04, 2011, 11:53:51 PM
Jason barges his way into the taco shop. He grabs the cashier's head and smashes it into the the register. People scream and run, except for a red and black figure Jason turns to.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 11:54:50 PM
Deadpool looks at Jason.

"You again? Ah, look, it's late for my writer OK? He'll fight you another time."

Deadpool teleports out of the thread.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 04, 2011, 11:57:09 PM
Please....
Merc, before I die....
I fricken.... love Deadpool..... autograph.... My spleen for me?
*Fitzgerald upper half which had been dragging himself forward hands Deadpool a pen and pulls out his spleen and hands that to Deadpool too*
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 11:54:50 PM
Deadpool looks at Jason.

"You again? Ah, look, it's late for my writer OK? He'll fight you another time."

Deadpool teleports out of the thread.
No.... Please.... Autograph
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 04, 2011, 11:58:34 PM
Deadpool teleports back in, signs the spleen and then kicks Fitzgerald in the face. "You think I don't know my own lines? You'll pay big time once my writer can be bothered to actually write."

Deadpool teleports out of the thread and leaves Fitzgerald to Jason.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Mar 04, 2011, 11:58:53 PM
Jasons kicks the table in frustration and exits the shop, but not before lighting a match and blowing the whole place up behind him by throwing it into the gas.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 05, 2011, 12:06:39 AM
*Fitzgerald holds his newly autographed spleen and drags himself out of the taco shop*
I... Said.... MY... Spleen... Not... YOUR.... Spleen!
You do.... not in fact.... know your.... own lines....
*Fitzgerald opens up his hand and reveals a piece of deadpools toe*
And now for....
*Rolls down a hill and comes to a stop at the destroyed bunker*
I... Need.... To fight... For just... A little longer....
*Puts spleen on table and shoves deadpools toe into it.
Ugh....
*Injects spleen with omegaserum left on the floor*
Almost...
*Coughing he shoves the spleen into his body and looks down at his body as tge blood slowly turns blue*
ha..... ha......... h....
*Falls over, apparently dead*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 05, 2011, 12:12:45 PM
*Notices that Fitzgerald somehow got in his hand a syringe of Omega Serum*
*Grabs him with the inner jaw as tentacles come out of it, draining the Omega Serum completely from Fitzgerald's body*
*Leaves the body falling lifeless to the ground*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 05, 2011, 01:30:48 PM
*Walking around and see's Fitzgerald's body plus the mess Jason made on the ground*
....
I'm not cleaning that shit up.

*leaves a broom, sulfuric acid, blades, and an arrow pointing at the bathtub, for the next person that walks in*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 05, 2011, 02:03:36 PM
Great i have to clean up the place again. *gets to cleaning* *lunch bell rings hours later* oh boy i am tired. *opens up lunch box, eats sandwhich and then pulls a large bottle of vodka!!* *drinks it*

*suddenly some random people from dbz that Ghoul can not remeber because of his drunken state show up*  what's his power level?

Its over 9 Billion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Medical note: Super Vodka should not be used by small childern or pregant woman, may cause exstreme drunkiness, unbelivable boost in power, and will cause halcinations, and one night stands with women you would never touch with a 10 foot pole. Has tendcy to make everything beautiful to the user and makes one invicible and able to feel no pain also bestows god like powers. Also may cause liver damage. If in the hands of a being known as a Darth Dude, or Dude in the name of it or also now known as The Ghoul, it will make the being into a god. Beware this will be hell and reality will not applie here.

Ah crap, you guys really did let Ghoul into the vodka didn't you?  :o

*back to Ghoul drinking vodka* POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *finishes cleaning the floor then and smuthers Rathalos with a big pink teddy bear. *

*annoucer guy* I told you not to let him have the vodka.   >:(


*reality is now warped by the drunk power of Ghoul, thus causing fitz to come back to life as a fitz zombie, with all of his powers increased and a crap load of bunker busting nukes.*


Ghoul: *hicup* ITS TIME TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hicup* *falls and trips and laughs rolling on the ground* *gets back up* *see's ghost rider* HEY BUDDDY!!!!!!!!! *walks and trips and falls, laughs again* Your lucky you didn't get into my super vodka HAHAHAHAHA!!! * Becomes the God of drunken behavior* *all of reality is now drunk, until Ghoul sobers up. Let the random begin!*    *Ghoul however is too drunk to really hurt anyone, just really goofy as reality is now.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 05, 2011, 02:11:23 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 05, 2011, 02:03:36 PM
Great i have to clean up the place again. *gets to cleaning* *lunch bell rings hours later* oh boy i am tired. *opens up lunch box, eats sandwhich and then pulls a large bottle of vodka!!* *drinks it*

*suddenly some random people from dbz that Ghoul can not remeber because of his drunken state show up*  what's his power level?

Its over 9 Billion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Medical note: Super Vodka should not be used by small childern or pregant woman, may cause exstreme drunkiness, unbelivable boost in power, and will cause halcinations, and one night stands with women you would never touch with a 10 foot pole. Has tendcy to make everything bueatiful to the user and make one invicible and able to feel no pain also bestows god like powers. Also may cause liver damage. If in the hands of a being known as a Darth Dude, or Dude in the name of it or also now known as The Ghoul, it will make the being into a god. Beware this will be hell and reality will not applie here.

Ah crap, you guys really did let Ghoul into the vodka didn't you?  :o

*back to Ghoul drinking vodka* POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *finishes cleaning the floor then and smuthers Rathalos with a big pink teddy bear. *

*annoucer guy* I told you not to let him have the vodka.   >:(


*reality is now warped by the drunk power of Ghoul, thus causing fitz to come back to life as a fitz zombie, with all of his powers increased and a crap load of bunker busting nukes.*


Ghoul: *hicup* ITS TIME TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hicup* *falls and trips and laughs rolling on the ground* *gets back up* *see's ghost rider* HEY BUDDDY!!!!!!!!! *walks and trips and falls, laughs again* Your lucky you didn't get into my super vodka HAHAHAHAHA!!! * Becomes the God of drunken behavior* *all of reality is now drunk, until Ghoul sobers up. Let the random begin!*   

SHIT DA FRACK?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 05, 2011, 02:13:59 PM
I'm going old school on this thingy ma bobber!!!! *falls down laying on the ground as a riot cop squad shows up that's really Ghoul clones* Pick meh up fellas!

*they pick him and set on his feet* Now go do somthing to Rathalos!  *they beat up Rathalos and Ghoul falls on his rear end again*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 05, 2011, 02:20:46 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 05, 2011, 02:13:59 PM
I'm going old school on this thingy ma bobber!!!! *falls down laying on the ground as a riot cop squad shows up that's really Ghoul clones* Pick meh up fellas!

*they pick him and set on his feet* Now go do somthing to Rathalos!  *they beat up Rathalos and Ghoul falls on his rear end again*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM6DJKUP51M# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM6DJKUP51M#)
*goes around flying to find live stock to steal*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 05, 2011, 04:54:58 PM
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*Sneaks into Omega's Bunker and finds a secret elevator gets in and pushs the button*

Can't believe I didn't try this ninja stuff before.

*In the secret room of the Omega's underground bunker I find a giant computer and type into it "What went wrong with the Pillowfight"*

Computer: Friendships.

Lie: What?! I don't understand...

Computer: When friendships are formed people within those friendship can no longer fight one another with everything they have, if at all.

Lie: But isn't that the point in a pillowfight? Friends fighting friends.

Computers: I'll put it in a way even you can understand...

Lie: ??? Go on. (I'll kill this thing when I'm done with it :))

Computer: When your playing someone in a online game you go all out right? You don't play them as if their another person but as obstacle in your path. Winning while having fun is the only thing on your mind, but when playing a friend offline you'll hold back because having fun is the primary and winning is secondary.

Lie: Yeah of course, you want it to be fun for everyo-

Computer: Chupa!

Lie: :o... What about him?! >:(

Computer: Your goal, your mission, your target... I'm a correct?

Lie: Out with it! What point are you trying to make?!

Computer: You have to see everyone in the same light you see him.

Lie: Easier said than done, I may have allies out ther-

Computer: Allies? You mean Predator Queen, The Ghost Rider, The former Jeff Goldblum Dinosaur and Envoy of Destruction OmegaZilla.

Lie: Yeah, them. ::)

Computer: Your living in the past, your no longer allies with any of them, besides you only teamed up because Chupa had both Troll Cat (May he rest in peace) and Fitzgerald by his side.

Lie: ...

Computer: You know what you must do, use everything you ever seen, show no mercy!

Lie: And PQ?

*The Computer's screen turns black and lifeless, I look downwards and put in my headphone;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mngp3aj4HY# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mngp3aj4HY#)

I take one last look at the screen*

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*Then leave*

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*Omega's bunker blows up as I leave*

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Ain't no time like the present... I guess :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 05, 2011, 04:57:52 PM
*Hears explosion and suddenly turns head back, only to realize the bunker blew up*
*Notices Lie walking out of it, and snarls furiously*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 05:00:35 PM
*Meanwhile, Deep in the bowels of Hell.*

That fool Mephisto is finally destroyed. Now I can continue my fight with that creature.

*looks up and sees a killer in a Hockey Mask.*

Hm, I could use him in this little confrontation.

*sends hordes of Demons to drag Jason to Hell.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 05, 2011, 05:04:10 PM
*Watches and waits for Omega to blink, as he does I disappear then reappear above him*

Hm! >:(

*Drives a swords into the top of his skulls*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 05, 2011, 05:16:00 PM
Deadpool teleports back into the thread and looks around at the destruction.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 05, 2011, 05:18:08 PM
*Singing drunkenly and nazi's that Ghoul can't even control start to raise from there graves* *he blinks at them and sobers up  a little* Crap.


I got to lay off this crap.


*Pulls out his pistols*


Time to kill some Nazi's......again.... *Starts firing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 05:19:50 PM
*appears in front of Deadpool.*

Hello, Mortal.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 05, 2011, 05:22:47 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 05, 2011, 05:18:08 PM
Time to kill some Nazi's......again.... *Starts firing*

Deadpool looks over at Ghoul and sees him firing guns wildly in his direction.

"But I'm not a Na-"

Zatharos appears in front of Deadpool, Deadpool jumps with surprise.

"Dude you scared me! Don't just app-"

Deadpool is shot in the head by Ghoul and he falls to the ground.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 05:23:50 PM

*revives Deadpool*

I am in need of your talents Wade Wilson.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 05, 2011, 05:23:59 PM
*Hiccup, looks at all the dead nazi's* Did I get them?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 05, 2011, 05:26:13 PM
*Appears behind Ghoul*

Missed a spot! >:(

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 05, 2011, 05:26:42 PM
Deadpool wakes up.

QuoteWell, that was faster than usual.
QuoteYou can say that again.

"Oh no. The voices are back."

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 05:23:50 PM
I am in need of your talents Wade Wilson.

"I think you may have deformed my brain. Again."
QuoteOh yeah, blame everyone but yourself.
QuoteSheesh, what a jerk.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 05, 2011, 05:28:31 PM
*rengerates completely and turns around and faces lie* That tickled boy.


YOUR DOG FOOD!!!!!!!!!!




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*Lie is eaten by demon dogs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 05:29:47 PM
*puts his hand on Deadpool's head.*

Soonther voices in your head will be suppressed. Now ask you, will you join me?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 05, 2011, 05:30:59 PM
Soonther voices in your head will be suppressed. Now ask you, will you join me?


QuoteDon't do it! He wants to kill us!
QuoteNo, he wants to kill us, he himself will be fine.
QuoteNow you've done it.

"Sure I'll join you, let's do this and then we'll see where it leads."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 05:32:36 PM
Good choice, mortal. But you need to improve your skills.

*raises his hand and engulfs Deadpool in Hellfire.*

Do not fight this Wade. You will become more powerful than you have ever been.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 05, 2011, 05:33:32 PM
Good choice, mortal. But you need to improve your skills.

*raises his hand and engulfs Deadpool in Hellfire.*

Do not fight this Wade. You will become more powerful than you have ever been.


QuoteAnyone else smell burning?
QuoteI think that's us.
"Yep. It's us."

Deadpool screams.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 05:36:25 PM
It will be over soon. You will be able to do things that you thought were impossible. You can have what you desired. You will be far more powerful than your greatest enemies. Let the Hellfire fuel your greatest desires, let it drive your hatred and anger. Become all that you were ment to be.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 05, 2011, 05:40:03 PM
QuoteThis sounds fun!
QuoteAnd very Star Wars.
"I don't know if you want to let me wallow in my greatest desires. They're not very SFW."

Deadpool falls to the ground and his mind burns.

QuoteDo we feel any different?
QuoteNothing new here.
"Looks like I'm already all that I'm 'meant to be', and I don't think anyone can fix me."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 05:41:39 PM
You will have many abilities that you never had before. You will be stronger, faster, smarter. You won't need to rely  on mundane weapons like you have now. You will be the perfect mercenary.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 05, 2011, 05:44:17 PM
QuoteSmarter?
QuoteYeah, he's insulting our intelligence! Three minds are better than one!
QuoteWord.
"Mundane weapons? Are you dissin' my swords? 'Cause they can stab-stab-cut like none other."
QuoteDon't forget the guns!
"And my guns are %^&"£$# great, dude!"
QuoteYou tell him how it is!
"So, what has my new Upgrade Package given me, exactly?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 05:47:07 PM
You can make your own swords and guns out of Hellfire. They will be much stronger than human made weapons. Your physical strength will be much greater. You will be able to think without interference. You will not be injured be anything from earth.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 05, 2011, 05:51:33 PM
QuoteHellfire sounds...
QuoteFun is the word you're looking for.
QuoteI was gonna say dangerous.
QuoteNo, I'm pretty sure it's fun.
QuoteHe said he'll be able to think without 'interference'.
QuoteWhat are we? A radio or something?
"I won't be injured by anything on Earth? That sounds mediocre at best. What about demons? Or cosmic people? Or Skrulls? Or Kree? Or Galactus?"
QuoteWhy did we agree to accepting this power?
QuoteI don't see your point.
QuoteWe don't even know the job description.
QuoteJust roll with it, we're Über now.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 05:52:27 PM
Only weapons forged in Heaven can harm you. For all intents, you are invincible.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 05, 2011, 05:54:27 PM
QuotePretty sure that's nothing new.
QuoteIt doesn't matter, we're 'Über now', remember?
QuoteTrue dat.
Quote...We're basically the same, but we have fire weapons.
QuoteYep.
"So... I'm basically the same as before, but I have firey weapons now? I'm unsatisfied with my purchase."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 05, 2011, 05:55:49 PM
I smell crazy shit is about to happen, and the bunkers been destroyed....WHAT DA FRACK?! Must. Call. Overpowered Back up! Cause crazy shit is definitely going to go down.
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"Sup biatches."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 05:57:04 PM
You are not the same. Before you couldn't lift over 800 pounds, now you can lift 25 tons. You physical attributes are much more powerful than before. You are now an equal to one of the Ghost Riders.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Mar 05, 2011, 05:57:50 PM
-riding away on GR's bike-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 05:59:29 PM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Mar 05, 2011, 05:57:50 PM
-riding away on GR's bike-

I am not Ghost Rider.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 05, 2011, 06:00:14 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 05:57:04 PM
You are not the same. Before you couldn't lift over 800 pounds, now you can lift 25 tons. You physical attributes are much more powerful than before. You are now an equal to one of the Ghost Riders.

QuoteSo all he needed to say was "you're basically a red and black Ghost Rider, minus the skeleton and flames." and we would have got the picture.
QuoteI think he lied about the intelligence thing.
"Oooooh. I see. So, what's the job?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Mar 05, 2011, 06:00:29 PM
Never said you were. I just like the bike.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 06:02:35 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 05, 2011, 06:00:14 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 05:57:04 PM
You are not the same. Before you couldn't lift over 800 pounds, now you can lift 25 tons. You physical attributes are much more powerful than before. You are now an equal to one of the Ghost Riders.

QuoteSo all he needed to say was "you're basically a red and black Ghost Rider, minus the skeleton and flames." and we would have got the picture.
QuoteI think he lied about the intelligence thing.
"Oooooh. I see. So, what's the job?"

I need your help to take over Heaven and to destroy that creature known as Omegazilla. Now to help you on your mission.

*places palm on Deadpool's head*

Now you are unclouded. You will focus on only your objectives. Now go. For the glory of Hell.

Quote from: RazorSlash on Mar 05, 2011, 06:00:29 PM
Never said you were. I just like the bike.

The bike has been destroyed.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 05, 2011, 06:04:53 PM
*See's Gr go all devil, god like and stuff* This should be interesting.


*OOC: I'll be back later, I got stuff to do, like game night.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 05, 2011, 06:08:12 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 06:02:35 PM

I need your help to take over Heaven and to destroy that creature known as Omegazilla. Now to help you on your mission.

*places palm on Deadpool's head*

Now you are unclouded. You will focus on only your objectives. Now go. For the glory of Hell.

Deadpool's mind burns again.

"For the glory of Hell!



...you know how cheesy that sounded, right? I mean, it's like something outta '300'."
QuoteIf you make a meme reference you will die.
Quote...okay.
QuoteOh that is it, pal!
Deadpool mutters under his breath "...guys. Shaddup."

Deadpool looks at the firey palm on his forehead.
"You, uh, wanna let go now? I don't think your mind control is working too well, I mean, my mind is full of $#!&."
QuoteGuess what comes next?
QuoteExpository dialogue! Oh boy!
"You see, my mind is in a constant state of flux, and so is the rest of me. Mind control has no effect on me, but thanks for the physical stuff. It's helpful."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 06:09:53 PM
*removes palm*

If you succeed in your mission, you will be greatly rewarded. Now go. Return to Hell when you complete your objectives.

*Returns to Hell.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 05, 2011, 06:14:28 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 06:09:53 PM
If you succeed in your mission, you will be greatly rewarded. Now go. Return to Hell when you complete your objectives.

Zatharos vanishes.

QuoteUrm.
QuoteErm.
"You guys thinking what I'm thinking?"
QuoteChimichangas?
QuoteHow the Hell do we get to Heaven?
"I like what you did there. And yeah, hit the nail on the head."
QuoteWhat if we kill OmegaZilla first?
QuoteWell, that way we have to do more work, and if we spend our time figuring out how to get to Heaven that'll be better.
QuoteWe could die?
"We need to find someone who can actually hurt us first, and going by our track record and our current mission, I doubt God will be too happy t' see us up there. And we'll probably find ourselves down back at Mission HQ.
QuoteThat's Hell, right?
QuoteYes. Yes it is.
QuoteGotcha.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 06:16:49 PM
*meanwhile on the Throne of Hell.*

I made the right choice. He is the best man for the job. Now then.

*sends his spirit to Deadpool*

The entrance to Heaven is 50 miles to the east of you present location.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 05, 2011, 06:23:19 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 06:16:49 PM
The entrance to Heaven is 50 miles to the east of you present location.

"Okey-doke!"

Deadpool pulls out his swords and they burst into flame, and strange symbols are etched onto the blades.

QuoteWoah! Can someone say Shishkebab?
QuoteNice reference.
QuoteWhy thank you.

Deadpool journeys east.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 06:25:49 PM
Now to begin my revenge.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 05, 2011, 06:28:43 PM
Deadpool walks along in silence.

QuoteWhy are we walking?
QuoteTeleport belt, activate!
"Bodyslide by one."

Deadpool appears outside the portal.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 06:29:43 PM
He's moving faster than I expected. Good.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 05, 2011, 06:39:06 PM
Deadpool appears in Heaven, Bea Arthur greets him.

"Hello, Wade."

Deadpool's eyes widen and he smiles broadly.

"Ms. Arthur..."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdreamy-1.jpg&hash=0501eaf9ced1d5588ef00598391daadbba726bd9)

Deadpool looks around, "So I'm supposed to take over this place?"

He sees happiness all around him.

"Why would anyone want to destroy this? Everything's perfect!"

Large breasted ladies hop by on pogo sticks.

Deadpool teleports back to Hell.

"Hey, Zatharos!"

Deadpool pulls out his Hellfire guns.

"Pay with your blood!"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F813707-vlcsnap_357502.jpg&hash=b6fe0852a713291fde8a0dc48c928ab2d1fe78ab)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 06:41:00 PM
YOU DARE TO FIRE AT YOUR MASTER!!! I MADE YOU, I WILL UNMAKE YOU!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F77%2F90848-95554-zarathos.jpg&hash=5b28e4addabbcee6a4c8bc0387d8e5ede545dc39)

YOUR SOUL IS NOW MINE, PERMANENTLY!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 05, 2011, 06:46:36 PM
*The sword is expelled from the wound as OmegaZilla snarls and shrugs Lie off his head*

*Raspy, inhuman voice*
I dare you to 'disappear' again.
*Lie jumps but is catched by the oncoming tentacles that just squirmed out of OmegaZilla's inner jaw*
*The tentacles begin to puncture Lie in multiple places and start to drain fluids from him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 05, 2011, 06:49:50 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 06:41:00 PM
YOU DARE TO FIRE AT YOUR MASTER!!! I MADE YOU, I WILL UNMAKE YOU!!!

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/90848-95554-zarathos.jpg

YOUR SOUL IS NOW MINE, PERMANENTLY!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fno.jpg&hash=d1371a75b611cc9a0cc5b43a602da19cc8ee6d10)

Deadpool holds his pistol up to Zatharos' skull.

"You wanted me to destroy people's faiths? Their hope of reuniting with their families? To annihilate the women on pogo sticks?! I made a good decision today, the right one, and now my voices are gone. You were better as Blaze, at least you protected the innocent."

Deadpool fires the Hellfire pistol and Zatharos' skull shatters, leaving the spirit to fly. Deadpool's eyes explode with fire and he falls to his knees. He is expelled from Hell and his body collapses onto the ground, scorched. His weapons and attributes return to normal, and his mind races before losing consciousness.

He lies still, temporarily dead.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 06:51:06 PM
*skull reforms*

His will is stronger than I thought. No matter, Heaven will still belong to me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 05, 2011, 06:52:32 PM
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"Alright shit finally hits the fan!"
*walks past Deadpools seemingly dead body*
"Pardon me...sir"
*heads towards OmegaZilla and stomps him into the ground and then blows the whole area around him to smithereens*
Spoiler
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 05, 2011, 06:54:50 PM
Deadpool's body flies through the air from the blast and crashes through an unstable wall. He falls to the ground, still dead.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 05, 2011, 06:57:29 PM
Want me to hide deadpools body before I go off and play reach?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 05, 2011, 06:59:30 PM
"Hurry!"
*turns back to at OZ to be ready for him to attack*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 05, 2011, 07:00:37 PM
*Hides deadpool's body and leaves the thread to play reach* Now no one will find him until he recovers from death MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!  (you owe me deadpool. Who knows what freaks would do with a body like yours?)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 05, 2011, 07:01:54 PM
Deadpool's fingers twitch and he pushes himself to his feet. More Hellfire erupts from his back, tearing his skin.

"Oh man... this day has been a killer..."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Frollups.jpg&hash=6d5ec73d5cad41806cabfd8a29241da4c79a115d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 05, 2011, 07:53:24 PM
*The ground crumbles as OmegaZilla rises from the depth and bites King Rathalos in the head*
*With immense force, OmegaZilla throws King Rathalos against the ground repeatedly, then holds him by the head and impales him through the chest with the harpoon tail*
*The inner jaw comes out of OmegaZilla's mouth and tentacles in turn come out of it, squirming disgustingly, and puncture repeatedly the body of the unmoving King Rathalos - the tentacles drain vital fluids from King Rathalos, as he begins to turn back into his normal form*
*Tentacles and tail detach as King Rathalos lies on the ground unconscious*

*OmegaZilla's eyes suddenly turn of a glowing green-yellow, as an inhuman voice is heard coming from his mouth*
Ia! Ia! Ph'nglui Kraa'nafh Cthulhu Yuggoth N'tchoo fhtagn Yoo'tcha!
*OmegaZilla takes the fly and disappears in the immensity of the universe*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 05, 2011, 09:07:16 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 05, 2011, 07:53:24 PM
*The ground crumbles as OmegaZilla rises from the depth and bites King Rathalos in the head*
*With immense force, OmegaZilla throws King Rathalos against the ground repeatedly, then holds him by the head and impales him through the chest with the harpoon tail*
*The inner jaw comes out of OmegaZilla's mouth and tentacles in turn come out of it, squirming disgustingly, and puncture repeatedly the body of the unmoving King Rathalos - the tentacles drain vital fluids from King Rathalos, as he begins to turn back into his normal form*
*Tentacles and tail detach as King Rathalos lies on the ground unconscious*

*OmegaZilla's eyes suddenly turn of a glowing green-yellow, as an inhuman voice is heard coming from his mouth*
Ia! Ia! Ph'nglui Kraa'nafh Cthulhu Yuggoth N'tchoo fhtagn Yoo'tcha!
*OmegaZilla takes the fly and disappears in the immensity of the universe*

"I was no organic form! This is Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann boyo! Just who the hell do you think I am!? And now I will shatter your universe with only three words! GIGA DRILL BRRREEEAAAAKEEERRRR!!!!"
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi29.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc285%2FTomanadi%2FGigaDrillBreaker.gif&hash=a5f89be24241b34eb196ee37a42cc193573c126b)
"Ooh yeah"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 05, 2011, 09:08:35 PM
*The drill breaks in half because OmegaZilla promptly switched it with a chinese bootleg*

*Hears noise of breaking from a distance and chuckles, while using the real Giga Drill Breaker against King Rathalos*


Ka-Boom!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 05, 2011, 09:13:35 PM
*Entire lower body burst out*
AAAGH
*Tries to get up*
Yarr...
*falls*
f**k.
Ugh I... It worked! It f**king worked!
*gets up and walks up to Deadpool*
Hey man can I join agency X?
I have your healing ability now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 05, 2011, 09:27:52 PM
"Shiat!"
*Dodges OZ's Giga Drill Breaker and transforms into Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1001.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Faf138%2Fdark_saito%2Fvlcsnap-454949_resize.png&hash=7e9bd133c2e61e9cde10f1427fba08b1da1c24d5)
"This is the part where I lift you with one finger throw you into space throw you back down to earth through the ground, through the core, and out the other side! And I destroy you with the might, anger, and passion of a million screaming, cheering souls!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 05, 2011, 09:44:10 PM
*Watches as Ghoul's dog eat a raw pig that they thought was me turns round to see Fitz*

Fitz it's been a while. :)... >:(

*Does this to Fitz*
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Mar 05, 2011, 10:13:04 PM
Demon after demon attacked Jason in the bowels of Hell, the hockey-mask killer's talent remained ever strong. As slashed doown demon after demon, more kept coming at a growing pace.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 05, 2011, 10:51:03 PM
*Gets up out of crater in mountain*
Whoo.... What exactly did I do? Before I would attack in self defense! The sniper was to protect.... Ghoul.... I think. Can't remember that many posts back
*Sees he's missing an arm*
Oh dude that's just uncool!
*sees arm with a small meat circle next to it*
Fine I'll go get it
*Puts meats circle on top of half arm and attaches it to his other arm*
There we go... No wait that's not right
*Fiddles with his arm more as Lie walks toward him*
Oh god its upside down
*Lie keeps walking over*
There we go. Sweet
*Lie stands in front of him*
Hey.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 05, 2011, 10:54:48 PM
Quote from: DJ CyberPu$$y on Mar 05, 2011, 10:13:04 PM
Demon after demon attacked Jason in the bowels of Hell, the hockey-mask killer's talent remained ever strong. As slashed doown demon after demon, more kept coming at a growing pace.

*calls off the Demons*

Come Jason. My name is Zarathos. I have need of your...abilities.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F77%2F226991-181627-zarathos.jpg&hash=5e5b74582722a61ab7d139301176c5a921076d2c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 06, 2011, 12:01:53 AM
Ghost Rider is wearing a dress everyone point and laugh at him!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 12:04:25 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 06, 2011, 12:01:53 AM
Ghost Rider is wearing a dress everyone point and laugh at him!

ITS A F**KING ROBE AND I'M NOT GHOST RIDER!!! I am Zarathos, the new ruler of Hell.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 06, 2011, 12:11:05 AM
Its a dress.... {Laughs and walks off holding her sides} Zarathos hehe sounds like a pokemon
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: samoht on Mar 06, 2011, 12:13:53 AM
lol.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 12:15:37 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 06, 2011, 12:11:05 AM
Its a dress.... {Laughs and walks off holding her sides} Zarathos hehe sounds like a pokemon

You won't be laughing once I take over Heaven and Earth. Now, YOU DIE!!!

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 06, 2011, 12:49:37 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 05, 2011, 09:13:35 PM
*Entire lower body burst out*
AAAGH
*Tries to get up*
Yarr...
*falls*
f**k.
Ugh I... It worked! It f**king worked!
*gets up and walks up to Deadpool*
Hey man can I join agency X?
I have your healing ability now.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F878813-deadpool_2.jpg&hash=051b32b03d588fa2af8938805926dd30bce9dea8)

"You stole my healing ability like I stole Wolverine's? Well I guess-"

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 05, 2011, 10:51:03 PM

Oh dude that's just uncool!

Fine I'll go get it

There we go... No wait that's not right

Oh god its upside down

There we go. Sweet

"-YOU. STEPPED. ON. MY. LINES!"

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"You leave my lines to me. They're mine. You. Are. Not. Me. I am me, and so is Nightmare Asylum to an extent, but you. Cannot. Steal. My. MATERIAL AND BE IN MY AGENCY. I'm the funny guy, you can be the guy we beat for fun, you're Bob's replacement, and Bob is the bottom of the foodchain. Every foodchain. You aren't a member of my Agency, you aren't even above Bob, and he's a HYDRA goon. You, are nothing. Steal my %£$*&!# lines again and you won't need your healing factor, because you WILL be tuna chunks. I mean it."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpooltemplate-2-1.jpg&hash=2a8da74c4c32bc657d5fb971fb8e619a98fddd60)

"You got that?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 12:53:43 AM
*in Hell*

It is time.

*A horde of demons come out of the Earth to attack Heaven itself.*

Soon Heaven will be part of my kingdom.

*suits up and goes to Heaven to destroy all those that won't submit to him.*

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Mar 06, 2011, 01:16:45 AM
Jason manges to walk up to Zarathos. He was partly burning, but it didn't affect him in the least.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 06, 2011, 01:17:30 AM
No Pooly Pool I dont got that.
You sold yourself out to Ghost Rider, like the voices said. And yes, I can hear them. You want to know why? Because your DNA is in my head! The Omega serum bonded it to me! So tell your writer to calm down!
Come on, I'll stop stealing lines if I can join. Come on man.

Also screw Bob, If I can't join I'll shoot him.
....
*twitches*
I have an urge to watch Scrubs.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 01:18:16 AM
Quote from: DJ CyberPu$$y on Mar 06, 2011, 01:16:45 AM
Jason manges to walk up to Zarathos. He was partly burning, but it didn't affect him in the least.

Join with me Jason. If you join me, I'll reunite you with your mother.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Mar 06, 2011, 01:25:17 AM
Kill for mummy... Her voice rang through Jason's head. Ever since she was killed, he only could slaughter every teenager that dared trespass, every one that reminded him of what happened.

He nodded slowly.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 01:29:37 AM
Quote from: DJ CyberPu$$y on Mar 06, 2011, 01:25:17 AM
Kill for mummy... Her voice rang through Jason's head. Ever since she was killed, he only could slaughter every teenager that dared trespass, every one that reminded him of what happened.

He nodded slowly.

Very good young one. Now I want you to kill the one known as Deadpool. Do this and I'll bring your mother back.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Mar 06, 2011, 01:32:30 AM
Jason grabbed his machete and a chainsaw to match. He walked off to find this Deadpool, who he remembered seeing at the taco shop.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 06, 2011, 01:32:51 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 06, 2011, 01:17:30 AM
No Pooly Pool I dont got that.
You sold yourself out to Ghost Rider, like the voices said. And yes, I can hear them. You want to know why? Because your DNA is in my head! The Omega serum bonded it to me! So tell your writer to calm down!
Come on, I'll stop stealing lines if I can join. Come on man.

Also screw Bob, If I can't join I'll shoot him.
....
*twitches*
I have an urge to watch Scrubs.

"I did not sell myself out to Ghost Rider, or whatever he's calling himself! The voices? Heh! You can have them! Lame Daniel Way dynamic anyway! My writer? Tell your writer to stop stealing my writer's material! Too busy to come up with your own? Plus, Agent X already has part of my brain so we're not willing to share! Y'know what I did when we fought? I ripped out his intestines and used 'em to spell out a message to my buddy. And I stole his pancreas."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fcreepy-1.jpg&hash=c3159b7662f79b42486c396ae06bbcd6955add70)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Mar 06, 2011, 01:37:23 AM
Jason heard the voice from the taco shop. Deadpool. He saw his target somewhat angry at another person. Slowly and surely, he walked up behind him. He was going to see Pamela again, once he eliminated the idiot.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 06, 2011, 01:43:04 AM
"Apparently we're in a taco shop now, clearly someone hasn't been reading properly. Tsk, tsk someone. Oh it's you."

Deadpool looks at Jason and shrugs.

"Let me guess, Zatharos bribed you with seeing your DEAD Momma. She's dead, she'll be all rotting and $#!&. That will not be a pleasant sight, and I've seen old, old people getting it on in my time. So just lumber away someplace else and lemme deal with this guy instead."

Deadpool turns back to Fitz.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F1638963-dp32_014-1.jpg&hash=e03a6865ea7a6d54e4d154ce356ebb80efc6de30)

"So just ignore him, 'kay?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 06, 2011, 01:45:40 AM
Sure.
Ok so what if I paid you to let me join?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 06, 2011, 01:49:33 AM
Sup mercfags.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Mar 06, 2011, 01:49:39 AM
You misread... he recognized your voice from WHEN you were in the taco shop... anyways..

Jason pulls Deadpool back and hits him in the face twice, and twists.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.terrificator.com%2Fpages%2Fgallery%2Fhorror-movies%2Ffriday_the_13th%2Fjason-cures-headache.gif&hash=b5d9dd7afa29a128742f059977bb40882d6de46a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 06, 2011, 01:51:06 AM
*Deadpools head twist back around*
Huh.
You wanna fight him or me pooly pool?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 06, 2011, 01:53:55 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 06, 2011, 01:45:40 AM
Sure.
Ok so what if I paid you to let me join?

"You gotta be kidding, right? You said you wouldn't steal my material again, but you did. How do I know I can trust you, lower-than-Bob?"

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Quote from: Space Sweeper on Mar 06, 2011, 01:49:33 AM
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Sup mercfags.

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Quote from: DJ CyberPu$$y on Mar 06, 2011, 01:49:39 AM
You misread... he recognized your voice from WHEN you were in the taco shop... anyways..

Jason pulls Deadpool back and hits him in the face twice, and twists.
http://www.terrificator.com/pages/gallery/horror-movies/friday_the_13th/jason-cures-headache.gif

"That doesn't even look like me, and when were we in a corn field? You need images that are out of context, dude!
Fitz, find me later, we'll discuss this tomorrow."

Deadpool teleports out of the thread.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 06, 2011, 01:56:12 AM
I stole your material again?
I didn't even know. I swear.
But fine. Tomorrow.
...
Hey Jason.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 06, 2011, 02:08:45 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 12:53:43 AM
*in Hell*

It is time.

*A horde of demons come out of the Earth to attack Heaven itself.*

Soon Heaven will be part of my kingdom.

*suits up and goes to Heaven to destroy all those that won't submit to him.*

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/5/54265/1031750-zarathos2.jpg
"Sorry to disappoint you but I already accidentally destroyed and crushed heaven." ;D
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gifsoup.com%2Fwebroot%2Fanimatedgifs1%2F1665169_o.gif&hash=a78a46cdd515a149c80a771da5d5c50ffaff431a)
"Like that."
"Oh, and Sorry Deadpool but I also accidentally killed all the large breasted women :-["
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 06, 2011, 02:17:51 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 06, 2011, 02:08:45 AM
"Oh, and Sorry Deadpool but I also accidentally killed all the large breasted women :-["
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi53.tinypic.com%2F2colu6t.jpg&hash=d6755a838b15419d5c4d37dfe85a60b6637bae86)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 06, 2011, 02:28:18 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 06, 2011, 02:08:45 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 12:53:43 AM
*in Hell*

It is time.

*A horde of demons come out of the Earth to attack Heaven itself.*

Soon Heaven will be part of my kingdom.

*suits up and goes to Heaven to destroy all those that won't submit to him.*

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/5/54265/1031750-zarathos2.jpg
"Sorry to disappoint you but I already accidentally destroyed and crushed heaven." ;D
http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/1665169_o.gif
"Like that."
"Oh, and Sorry Deadpool but I also accidentally killed all the large breasted women :-["

O_o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 06, 2011, 02:35:49 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Mar 06, 2011, 02:17:51 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 06, 2011, 02:08:45 AM
"Oh, and Sorry Deadpool but I also accidentally killed all the large breasted women :-["
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi53.tinypic.com%2F2colu6t.jpg&hash=d6755a838b15419d5c4d37dfe85a60b6637bae86)
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 06, 2011, 02:28:18 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 06, 2011, 02:08:45 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 12:53:43 AM
*in Hell*

It is time.

*A horde of demons come out of the Earth to attack Heaven itself.*

Soon Heaven will be part of my kingdom.

*suits up and goes to Heaven to destroy all those that won't submit to him.*

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/5/54265/1031750-zarathos2.jpg
"Sorry to disappoint you but I already accidentally destroyed and crushed heaven." ;D
http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/1665169_o.gif
"Like that."
"Oh, and Sorry Deadpool but I also accidentally killed all the large breasted women :-["

O_o
It's a long story...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 05:06:37 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 06, 2011, 02:08:45 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 12:53:43 AM
*in Hell*

It is time.

*A horde of demons come out of the Earth to attack Heaven itself.*

Soon Heaven will be part of my kingdom.

*suits up and goes to Heaven to destroy all those that won't submit to him.*

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/5/54265/1031750-zarathos2.jpg
"Sorry to disappoint you but I already accidentally destroyed and crushed heaven." ;D
http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/1665169_o.gif
"Like that."
"Oh, and Sorry Deadpool but I also accidentally killed all the large breasted women :-["

That just made things easier for me. Now, for the take over of the Earth.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 06, 2011, 05:09:48 AM
{Was in the corner reading a book}
You know as you get older ruling the world just seems too big of a hassle... but that has yet to hit me! {Closes the book and looks around}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 05:10:41 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 06, 2011, 05:09:48 AM
{Was in the corner reading a book}
You know as you get older ruling the world just seems too big of a hassle... but that has yet to hit me! {Closes the book and looks around}


That's why I have Immortality.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 06, 2011, 05:15:08 AM
Good for you.... {Digs around in an bag full of her OCs} tempting to switch or at least add someone {Sticks her head in the bag} oh hell I cant use any of you guys... your either some weird hybrid or just meant for really horrible cross over fan fiction....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 05:17:27 AM
Now then.

*summons an army of Demons*

GO NOW FOR YOUR MASTER ZARATHOS!!! KILL ALL WHO RESIST!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F5%2F54265%2F1031750-zarathos2.jpg&hash=3f16580766c47ecd5affed267982d3df30f5dde0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 06, 2011, 11:37:30 AM
*The deep, inhuman voice is heard again*
All this overpowered crap... I don't like.
*Jumps on King Rathalos and Headbutts him thrice, knocking him unconscious, then drains energy from him through the inner-tentacles*
*Opens an inter-dimensional gate*
*Grabs King Rathalos and throws him inside the portal, then closes it forever*
And this is for killing all the large breasted women, foo!


..


Anyone up for a cup of tea?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 06, 2011, 12:58:50 PM
Deadpool teleports back into the thread.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdpphone.jpg&hash=078ad0b06e17791313f4980ba0d4e90d84acef92)

"So Zatharos is planning to take over the Earth? Yep. Uh huh. How much? Deal."

Later...

"The guy said there's no plan to taking this guy down. Never liked plans anyway."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool_New5-1.jpg&hash=eba7f9918d3d1cea3de0ab0ed5fb276292203935)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 06, 2011, 01:55:51 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 06, 2011, 11:37:30 AM
*The deep, inhuman voice is heard again*
All this overpowered crap... I don't like.
*Jumps on King Rathalos and Headbutts him thrice, knocking him unconscious, then drains energy from him through the inner-tentacles*
*Opens an inter-dimensional gate*
*Grabs King Rathalos and throws him inside the portal, then closes it forever*
And this is for killing all the large breasted women, foo!


..


Anyone up for a cup of tea?

"I'm so sorry!"
*While inside the inter-dimensional gate I create a time machine to stop my past self from destroying heaven and all the large breasted women*
"There we go fixed everything, so hey Zarathos it might be a little harder for you to take over."
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.memegenerator.net%2FImageMacro%2F5871589%2FLOLOLOLOL.jpg%3FimageSize%3DMedium%26amp%3BgeneratorName%3DTroll-Face&hash=475c53d14aa630cf0c6bd8c15ac561372628262a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 02:58:59 PM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 06, 2011, 01:55:51 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 06, 2011, 11:37:30 AM
*The deep, inhuman voice is heard again*
All this overpowered crap... I don't like.
*Jumps on King Rathalos and Headbutts him thrice, knocking him unconscious, then drains energy from him through the inner-tentacles*
*Opens an inter-dimensional gate*
*Grabs King Rathalos and throws him inside the portal, then closes it forever*
And this is for killing all the large breasted women, foo!


..


Anyone up for a cup of tea?

"I'm so sorry!"
*While inside the inter-dimensional gate I create a time machine to stop my past self from destroying heaven and all the large breasted women*
"There we go fixed everything, so hey Zarathos it might be a little harder for you to take over."
http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5871589/LOLOLOLOL.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Troll-Face

No matter, this is only a delay. Soon my vengeance will be at hand!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 06, 2011, 07:00:30 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 06, 2011, 12:58:50 PM
Deadpool teleports back into the thread.

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/dpphone.jpg

"So Zatharos is planning to take over the Earth? Yep. Uh huh. How much? Deal."

Later...

"The guy said there's no plan to taking this guy down. Never liked plans anyway."

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/Deadpool_New5-1.jpg
Hey man.... Who hired you?
Because I think we were just hired by the same dude...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 06, 2011, 07:03:34 PM
*Grins inhumanly as those words are heard*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 06, 2011, 07:09:44 PM
You hired us? Also some fake Internet tea that I'll hacor into lemonade please.
You could do this on your own. Also can I have a sugar cube, I like to eat them separately.
Anyways I hope you realize hiring two unkillable mercs with no fourth wall is overkill right? Also can you chill the tea, I pike my lemonade cold.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 07:25:15 PM
*the Army of Hell is summoned.*

NOW MY ARMY, KILL ALL WHO STAND IN YOUR WAY!!! DO THIS FOR YOUR MASTER, ZARATHOS!!!

*the Army of Hell begins destroying everything in its way.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 07:28:10 PM
*Walks in and see's the grand army of hell in the thread*


Ah hell.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 07:28:36 PM
Finally. MY VENGEANCE IS AT HAND!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 07:30:03 PM
Looks like Zarathos forgot to take his morning happy pills for the day.


Hey Zarathos, its time to take your pills man!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 07:31:34 PM
Begone mortal. I have more important things to contend with.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 07:35:56 PM
I'm not a mortal, and we've been over this before. NOW TAKE YOUR PILLS!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 07:37:21 PM
Mortal or vampire, whatever you be. Begone, Zarathos has no time for games.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 07:40:14 PM
....


That's it.


*walks up to Zarathos force feeds him his specail vodka* This crap makes even ghost rider get a hang over and twitch out.


Speaking of which, where is that guy?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 07:46:19 PM
Ghost Rider is dead. I have finally been freed from that prison. I am what gave him his powers. He freed me in desperation. Now he will know the folly of his actions.

*grabs Ghoul by the throat, intent on breaking his neck.*

Now, YOU DIE!!!

*goes to squeeze, when something stops him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 07:47:08 PM
 *see's the hestiation* I don't think his dead, and well if you know Ghost Rider, you very damn well I can't die.  ;D


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 07:50:05 PM
What's happening to me? I can't harm you.

*starts screaming in agony.*

NO!!! I WILL NOT BE DENIED MY VENGEANCE!!! YOU WILL NOT STOP ME BLAZE!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 07:50:51 PM
Keep crying like a bitch. *chuckling*


Can't stop our bromance.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 07:53:37 PM
*an explosion ensues. In the same spot where Zarathos stood, stands the Rider.*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-ash1%2F179866_200860483260337_100000091605425_843472_3297220_n.jpg&hash=0937eaf170bacbcca0718a5571e4695241761259)

The Ghost Rider has returned.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 06, 2011, 07:53:51 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 07:40:14 PM
....


That's it.


*walks up to Zarathos force feeds him his specail vodka* This crap makes even ghost rider get a hang over and twitch out.


Speaking of which, where is that guy?

"What guy? This guy?"*points to self*
"I'm at a strip club in Vegas waiting for the world to end. I have however set my pet loose."
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc02.deviantart.net%2Ffs70%2Fi%2F2010%2F075%2Fb%2F3%2FSD_Super_Godzilla_by_RenDragonClaw.jpg&hash=be03e834ac123f1d8e3c7b16dbc4d70e43731ab7)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 07:54:59 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 07:53:37 PM
*an explosion ensues. In the same spot where Zarathos stood, stands the Rider.*

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/179866_200860483260337_100000091605425_843472_3297220_n.jpg

The Ghost Rider has returned.


Gr buddy, DON'T FREE ZARATHOS ITS ALWAYS A ....BAD.....IDEA!!!!!!!!!! *tapping him on his flaming head*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 07:56:14 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 07:54:59 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 07:53:37 PM
*an explosion ensues. In the same spot where Zarathos stood, stands the Rider.*

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/179866_200860483260337_100000091605425_843472_3297220_n.jpg

The Ghost Rider has returned.


Gr buddy, DON'T FREE ZARATHOS ITS ALWAYS A ....BAD.....IDEA!!!!!!!!!! *tapping him on his flaming head*

I will never again make mistake. I'm in control now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 07:57:41 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 07:56:14 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 07:54:59 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 07:53:37 PM
*an explosion ensues. In the same spot where Zarathos stood, stands the Rider.*

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/179866_200860483260337_100000091605425_843472_3297220_n.jpg

The Ghost Rider has returned.


Gr buddy, DON'T FREE ZARATHOS ITS ALWAYS A ....BAD.....IDEA!!!!!!!!!! *tapping him on his flaming head*

I will never again make mistake. I'm in control now.

Good. *pat's his bro's back*

Now what?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:01:46 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 07:57:41 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 07:56:14 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 07:54:59 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 07:53:37 PM
*an explosion ensues. In the same spot where Zarathos stood, stands the Rider.*

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/179866_200860483260337_100000091605425_843472_3297220_n.jpg

The Ghost Rider has returned.


Gr buddy, DON'T FREE ZARATHOS ITS ALWAYS A ....BAD.....IDEA!!!!!!!!!! *tapping him on his flaming head*

I will never again make mistake. I'm in control now.

Good. *pat's his bro's back*

Now what?

We undo the horrible things that Zarathos has done.

*holds out hand.*

Are you with me?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 06, 2011, 08:02:07 PM
*Realizes Deadpool is sleeping with his mask on.*
Asshole.
*Pulls out two custom machetes*
Disemboweling time!
*runs forward and slashes multiple demons in half and in quarters*
Fantastic!
*Stops and struts forward towards more demons then pulls out his machetes and slashes in an X to the closest demons face*
Machete massacre!
*Dies another slash that send the demon flying away in two*
Burritos!
*Jumps up into the air and throws three throwing knives*
Feliz cumpleanos!
*While still in the air*
Stickie surprise!
*Throws down a Semtex grenade with C4 stuck to it*
This is my tease post? Get it?
*Angry, the demons charge at Fitz while he pulls out an AA-12*
Boom! Boom boom boom! Boom boom!
*Shoots the AA-12 40 times,taking out as many demons*
You were keeping record of that right site? Yes? Awesome!
*Sees the others*
I'll kill the leftover demons, don't worry!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:08:16 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:01:46 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 07:57:41 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 07:56:14 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 07:54:59 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 07:53:37 PM
*an explosion ensues. In the same spot where Zarathos stood, stands the Rider.*

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/179866_200860483260337_100000091605425_843472_3297220_n.jpg

The Ghost Rider has returned.


Gr buddy, DON'T FREE ZARATHOS ITS ALWAYS A ....BAD.....IDEA!!!!!!!!!! *tapping him on his flaming head*

I will never again make mistake. I'm in control now.

Good. *pat's his bro's back*

Now what?

We undo the horrible things that Zarathos has done.

*holds out hand.*

Are you with me?


What hell no man...kidding.


I'm always with you, why do you think I upseted Zar.


*shacks his bro's hand*

Lets kick some ass.


*starts killing left over demons*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:10:13 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:08:16 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:01:46 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 07:57:41 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 07:56:14 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 07:54:59 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 07:53:37 PM
*an explosion ensues. In the same spot where Zarathos stood, stands the Rider.*

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/179866_200860483260337_100000091605425_843472_3297220_n.jpg

The Ghost Rider has returned.


Gr buddy, DON'T FREE ZARATHOS ITS ALWAYS A ....BAD.....IDEA!!!!!!!!!! *tapping him on his flaming head*

I will never again make mistake. I'm in control now.

Good. *pat's his bro's back*

Now what?

We undo the horrible things that Zarathos has done.

*holds out hand.*

Are you with me?


What hell no man...kidding.


I'm always with you, why do you think I upseted Zar.


*shacks his bro's hand*

Lets kick some ass.


*starts killing left over demons*

*kills a few demons.*

We must journey into the bowels of Hell. As much as I don't want to do this, we have to restore Mephisto as the Ruler of Hell.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:11:53 PM
Pick your poison right? *chuckling*


*dives into hell*

Man Mephisto is going to love this.

Ghost Rider and The Ghoul, for once helping his ass. He better be somewhat greatful.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:12:44 PM
Don't bet on it. But don't worry. He's no match for us. At the moment.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 06, 2011, 08:13:10 PM
"Is it too late for me to come along?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:14:26 PM
Join us if you wish, but don't not wander. If you do, I can't help you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:15:20 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:12:44 PM
Don't bet on it. But don't worry. He's no match for us. At the moment.


True.


Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 06, 2011, 08:13:10 PM
"Is it too late for me to come along?"
As long as you behave, and by that don't try to beat us or else we'll beat you and I'll hide you body again somewhere unpleasent when you come back.

*Blows a demons head off*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:16:11 PM
Now let's go.

*gets on Hellcycle.*

Can both of you keep up?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Bro its me? When can't I keep up?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:19:47 PM
True. Rathalos, can you keep up?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 06, 2011, 08:23:21 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi246.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fgg95%2FKasspie%2FTengenToppaGurren-LagannMECH.jpg&hash=5a78bcf06bda6abd21e93c82d9ef0e13f97c249b)
"Hell yeah I can keep up!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:26:50 PM
* looks at the both of them.*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PdH6764qzI#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PdH6764qzI#ws)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:35:31 PM
*goes after ghost rider and is keeping up* *his feet aren't even touching the ground* What a good night to be dead.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:36:44 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:35:31 PM
*goes after ghost rider and is keeping up* *his feet aren't even touching the ground* What a good night to be dead.

Looks like I was wrong. Let's show them the true meaning of Hell.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 06, 2011, 08:38:02 PM
*keeps up with barely any effort*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:39:40 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:36:44 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:35:31 PM
*goes after ghost rider and is keeping up* *his feet aren't even touching the ground* What a good night to be dead.

Looks like I was wrong. Let's show them the true meaning of Hell.

Man its going to be a busy night and we're not even getting paid for it.

Yeah i'm going to be pissed.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 06, 2011, 08:39:52 PM
*Stabs machetes into last demons feet and shoots it in the head*
No more up here on earth! Guys?.... Guys?
Wow.
Well anyways, hey voices
QuoteHey
QuoteHello
How are you today
QuoteOk
QuoteFine
You think Deadpool will be mad at me for ripping him off?
QuoteMaybe, he didn't want you to steal his lines and moves
QuoteYeah, ripping off and stealing are different things.
Cool. Why are you guys so nice to me and mean to him?
QuoteI would thank the writer for that
QuoteOr blame him for that, for that matter
Don't we always?
QuoteYeah, we do
QuoteHa!
Ok see ya guys, ima go buy tacos.
QuoteBye
QuoteBye
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:39:40 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:36:44 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:35:31 PM
*goes after ghost rider and is keeping up* *his feet aren't even touching the ground* What a good night to be dead.

Looks like I was wrong. Let's show them the true meaning of Hell.

Man its going to be a busy night and we're not even getting paid for it.

Yeah i'm going to be pissed.

Actually we are.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:41:24 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:39:40 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:36:44 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:35:31 PM
*goes after ghost rider and is keeping up* *his feet aren't even touching the ground* What a good night to be dead.

Looks like I was wrong. Let's show them the true meaning of Hell.

Man its going to be a busy night and we're not even getting paid for it.

Yeah i'm going to be pissed.

Actually we are.

How much?  :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:42:06 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:41:24 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:39:40 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:36:44 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:35:31 PM
*goes after ghost rider and is keeping up* *his feet aren't even touching the ground* What a good night to be dead.

Looks like I was wrong. Let's show them the true meaning of Hell.

Man its going to be a busy night and we're not even getting paid for it.

Yeah i'm going to be pissed.

Actually we are.

How much?  :o

$100,000 a head.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 06, 2011, 08:42:21 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:39:40 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:36:44 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:35:31 PM
*goes after ghost rider and is keeping up* *his feet aren't even touching the ground* What a good night to be dead.

Looks like I was wrong. Let's show them the true meaning of Hell.

Man its going to be a busy night and we're not even getting paid for it.

Yeah i'm going to be pissed.

Actually we are.

"With what?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:43:22 PM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 06, 2011, 08:42:21 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:39:40 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:36:44 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:35:31 PM
*goes after ghost rider and is keeping up* *his feet aren't even touching the ground* What a good night to be dead.

Looks like I was wrong. Let's show them the true meaning of Hell.

Man its going to be a busy night and we're not even getting paid for it.

Yeah i'm going to be pissed.

Actually we are.

"With what?"

Are you even a part of the business?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 06, 2011, 08:46:23 PM
*Leaves a plate of Tacos next to Deadpool and puts $500 next to him*
*walks away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 06, 2011, 08:47:52 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:43:22 PM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 06, 2011, 08:42:21 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:39:40 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:36:44 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:35:31 PM
*goes after ghost rider and is keeping up* *his feet aren't even touching the ground* What a good night to be dead.

Looks like I was wrong. Let's show them the true meaning of Hell.

Man its going to be a busy night and we're not even getting paid for it.

Yeah i'm going to be pissed.

Actually we are.

"With what?"

Are you even a part of the business?
Not really, I came along cause I wanted to see what hell looks like before I end up going there."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:48:25 PM
...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:51:12 PM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 06, 2011, 08:47:52 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:43:22 PM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 06, 2011, 08:42:21 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:39:40 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:36:44 PM
Quote from: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:35:31 PM
*goes after ghost rider and is keeping up* *his feet aren't even touching the ground* What a good night to be dead.

Looks like I was wrong. Let's show them the true meaning of Hell.

Man its going to be a busy night and we're not even getting paid for it.

Yeah i'm going to be pissed.

Actually we are.

"With what?"

Are you even a part of the business?
Not really, I came along cause I wanted to see what hell looks like before I end up going there."

Simple, I get the cash because i'm a greedy bastard and Gr gets the souls and some cash too.

Why we even need money I don't know but I guess I just like the smell of it!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:52:29 PM
I get the souls and the cash for my cloths. $100,000 a head isn't too bad.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 06, 2011, 08:53:56 PM
"Oh, okay I guess that makes sense."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 08:59:10 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 08:52:29 PM
I get the souls and the cash for my cloths. $100,000 a head isn't too bad.


Of course, specially when you get drunk you end up naked and little crispy.



Man this is a very long highway was it always this long? I remeber it being shorter.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 09:00:08 PM
Heads up. We are here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: The Ghoul on Mar 06, 2011, 09:02:58 PM
*Starting kill demons and helps GR and Rath get Met back on the thrown of hell*


(OOC: I had to make my post short because I need to take care of some things, I'll be back later, feel free to go into detail. Sorry but Jill calls.  :( Yeah I think i'm pussy whipped)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 09:03:43 PM
(I remember that feeling. :P :laugh:)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 06, 2011, 09:05:48 PM
"....Holy crap!"
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Ftotaldramaisland%2Fimages%2F0%2F05%2FGwah.png&hash=f6f5cde50ae44d5bd7deb447cdf6bcc92c2f1925)
*goes around killing demons as well*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 06, 2011, 09:19:26 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 06, 2011, 08:46:23 PM
*Leaves a plate of Tacos next to Deadpool and puts $500 next to him*
*walks away*

Deadpool wakes up after his nap.

"Hey look, cash! Hey look, tacos!"

Deadpool eats his tacos and pockets the money.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2011, 09:21:17 PM
Hm. So Deadpool lives. I can't believe Zarathos tried to corrupt him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 07, 2011, 02:40:25 PM
*Wreaks havoc in Hell, burning, destroying everywhere*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 07, 2011, 02:50:14 PM
What, who sent Omegazilla to Hell?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 07, 2011, 02:51:32 PM
I found it. Y'now, StarGates 'n shit.
It's called Katabasis.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 07, 2011, 02:52:09 PM
Oh well, Mephisto's problem now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 07, 2011, 07:28:41 PM
{Was flipping a severed human arm around in the air then lifts her mask up a bit and takes a bite out of it then lowers her mask back down}
{Talks to one of her dogs} I think I will go bug Ghost Rider again...
{The Pred Dog growls a bit and starts to sniff Ghost Rider out}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 11, 2011, 01:15:28 AM
*enters thread*
*looks around*
"Hello...anybody?"
*see's only mangled bodies and blood every where after OZ's rampage through hell*
*cleans thread and looks around again*
" (sigh) I need a vacation..."
*flies to the area in heaven with large breasted women while cheering and laughing wildly like Kenny at the end of the South Park episode that parody's Heavy Metal*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 11, 2011, 02:17:10 AM
*riding on the Highway to Hell, laughing like the Grim Reaper*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg152.imageshack.us%2Fimg152%2F2507%2Fghostrider20finalfb1.jpg&hash=af9ae673016a4350341e7348d9cff16f127fc9ad)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 11, 2011, 02:20:00 AM
3....2.....1...... {Ghost Riders bike falls into a deep ditch}
See I learning something from Pokemon after all.... {Leans into the ditch to see if he needed help getting out}
..........hello........
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 11, 2011, 02:20:35 AM
What the hell was that?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 11, 2011, 02:21:35 AM
Thats my way of saying Hi, by pissing people off  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 11, 2011, 02:22:29 AM
Are you sure you want to piss a demon off?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 11, 2011, 02:25:48 AM
{Pulls out a long piece of paper out from her chest plate} If you read this closely your laws of taking guilty people down to hell doesn't include me since I am not human nor from this planet so legally you can't touch me or whatever soul I have....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 11, 2011, 02:27:19 AM
*reads paper.*

Well played. Let me put my arm back in its socket.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 11, 2011, 02:35:58 AM
Wait... Then where does that put me and SpaceMarines?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 11, 2011, 02:39:10 AM
Does it really matter if he cant touch you I can!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 11, 2011, 02:41:11 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 11, 2011, 02:39:10 AM
Does it really matter if he cant touch you I can!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 11, 2011, 02:45:02 AM
*Twitch*
Well that was odd it seems I'm be-
*Dissapeaes in blinding white light*
(damned horrible thread)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 11, 2011, 02:51:28 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 11, 2011, 02:45:02 AM
*Twitch*
Well that was odd it seems I'm be-
*Dissapeaes in blinding white light*
(damned horrible thread)

Sorry.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 11, 2011, 02:56:39 AM
Why do you write everything in bold and italics?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 11, 2011, 02:57:21 AM
Didn't anyone tell you that's just how demons talk?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 11, 2011, 03:03:21 AM
(I knew the thread wasn't meant to last)
*Twiddles thumbs inside of his Monolith*
(Just keeps getting revived then dies and repeat)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 11, 2011, 03:04:49 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Mar 11, 2011, 02:56:39 AM
Why do you write everything in bold and italics?

Its how I talk.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2011, 05:18:33 PM
you talk in a monotone exclamatory tone?

what happens if i trow fuel at you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 11, 2011, 05:19:36 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.animegalleries.net%2Falbums%2Fuserpics%2F56536%2FNaruto%2520-%252003_00018.jpg%3F%3D123&hash=c427106320839cbd1a380f40d04268192e40181b)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2011, 05:21:24 PM
hey, if you're stuck you should stand up a little, relax some muscles by putting your weight on your legs.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 11, 2011, 05:29:57 PM
*Trys it, gets up and in curiosity looks*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comedycentral.com%2Fpress%2Fimages%2Fsouthpark%2FMrHankey2.jpg&hash=8839f98bff93e4585479d7365174f5e5f11e3c63)

*Flushes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 11, 2011, 11:48:48 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool_New1-1.jpg&hash=ed48a91ef0d07a71cc2c8cc4c5011e4ea47d1afb)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2011, 11:55:29 PM
thats how i roll.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 12, 2011, 12:02:00 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 11, 2011, 11:55:29 PM
thats how i roll.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpooly_by_CeeCeeLuvins.jpg&hash=ba5a817acf3b2e3734f09d70ebc530b98af1faa9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 12, 2011, 02:10:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N4viIanngg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N4viIanngg#)
This is the Pillowfighting Thread
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 12, 2011, 03:16:37 AM
...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 12, 2011, 03:20:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q60x_5WOqk# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q60x_5WOqk#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 13, 2011, 12:54:23 PM
*The ground crumbles as OmegaZilla emerges from the lands of Hell*

Did I miss something or...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 13, 2011, 12:58:29 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.mos.totalfilm.com%2Fimages%2Fa%2Fall-quiet-on-the-western-front2-800-75.jpg&hash=3be9d7df4163accbcb0bf7dc83623cff639b1286)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 13, 2011, 07:38:08 PM
*From space inside of his monolith*
Hey is that geronimo Chupa? I was wondering where our other soldier buddy went!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 13, 2011, 08:07:46 PM
Deadpool is driving around on his scooter between the boards.

He enters the Recreational District and decides to drive into some of the threads and take a look around.

He notices that the Pillowfighting Thread is active. He drives his scooter through the window of the 'Person Above You' thread...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpoolscootersig.jpg&hash=e196220a1890479c196c5fde0c9170dd2d4f422c)

...and dives across the street into The Pillowfighting thread.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool14.jpg&hash=66738b4249cdb4a9c913c72213fd50c4087817d8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 13, 2011, 09:08:37 PM
The threads dying man. Or dead.
Again
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 13, 2011, 09:54:06 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F878813-deadpool_2.jpg&hash=051b32b03d588fa2af8938805926dd30bce9dea8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 14, 2011, 02:36:53 AM
{Kinda stares at Deadpool then shakes head}
Ok there is something wrong with me ... {Moves over to Chupa and pulls him out of the ditch by the right arm}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2011, 03:03:35 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi52.tinypic.com%2F14av19e.jpg&hash=3f5d5b421d1ee317f195669f096818f758b95ae4)

i can't... i can't stand up. my legs don't know how to stand anymore.

i live in the trench. i die in the trench. i am the trench.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: samoht on Mar 14, 2011, 03:07:18 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 13, 2011, 08:07:46 PM
Deadpool is driving around on his scooter between the boards.

He enters the Recreational District and decides to drive into some of the threads and take a look around.

He notices that the Pillowfighting Thread is active. He drives his scooter through the window of the 'Person Above You' thread...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpoolscootersig.jpg&hash=e196220a1890479c196c5fde0c9170dd2d4f422c)

...and dives across the street into The Pillowfighting thread.

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpool14.jpg

Why don't you use your forum name?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 14, 2011, 03:26:23 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2011, 03:03:35 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi52.tinypic.com%2F14av19e.jpg&hash=3f5d5b421d1ee317f195669f096818f758b95ae4)

i can't... i can't stand up. my legs don't know how to stand anymore.

i live in the trench. i die in the trench. i am the trench.

Riiiiiiiiight.... quit being a baby and stand up
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 14, 2011, 03:31:09 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi53.tinypic.com%2F2do1on.png&hash=db494dfe44903798fcdf70dece430fd21f10d8e8)

I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO FIGHT!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 14, 2011, 03:35:26 AM
Your so cute when your scared ... {Hugs}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Mar 14, 2011, 08:09:42 AM
Quote from: samoht on Mar 14, 2011, 03:07:18 AM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Mar 13, 2011, 08:07:46 PM
Deadpool is driving around on his scooter between the boards.

He enters the Recreational District and decides to drive into some of the threads and take a look around.

He notices that the Pillowfighting Thread is active. He drives his scooter through the window of the 'Person Above You' thread...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpoolscootersig.jpg&hash=e196220a1890479c196c5fde0c9170dd2d4f422c)

...and dives across the street into The Pillowfighting thread.

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpool14.jpg

Why don't you use your forum name?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpoolpromise.png&hash=a5efa375d18106bb60b2badc1655aa97fc664a34)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 14, 2011, 02:20:02 PM
*Talks and start foaming plasma flow from the mouth*
A brreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaathhh of life for the thread!

*Explosions ensue*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 15, 2011, 04:28:19 AM
{Drags Chupa up a tree and brushs him off}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Mar 16, 2011, 12:44:29 AM
PQ dragging Chupa up into the trees... Brushing...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FSpiritOfMichaelJackson.jpg&hash=ba893e7333fca3c18c01b4a325a61cc1947a0b60)
FUUUUUUUU! >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 16, 2011, 01:41:25 AM
Quote from: Lie on Mar 16, 2011, 12:44:29 AM
PQ dragging Chupa up into the trees... Brushing...

http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac206/Lie1295/SpiritOfMichaelJackson.jpg
FUUUUUUUU! >:(

Oh well.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 16, 2011, 01:43:08 AM
I just can't catch a break can i?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 16, 2011, 03:08:58 AM
I think Lie is upset... {Tilts head}
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 08, 2011, 07:39:55 PM
Who.
The f**k.
Changed the f**king title.
I'm going to murder someone.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Apr 08, 2011, 07:41:34 PM
Vul. It was Vul.

He's slowly working his way toward complete and utter destruction.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 08, 2011, 07:44:58 PM
now NOW will anybody pay me attention?

im searching as hard as i can, but Sweeps, i NEED to give me some keywords.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 08, 2011, 07:46:00 PM
*Grabs Vulhala by the shoulder and begins sinking multiple Knives into his back*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 08, 2011, 07:49:28 PM
*puts hand in Omega's shoulder*

shh, shh, pretending you are stabbing an imaginary representation of a person won't fix anything.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vulhala on Apr 08, 2011, 08:05:17 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftoychop.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F01%2Ftroll-face-meme.png&hash=2ec58ee4b6a5ec1e6cd7e9373598fd892e577f68)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 08, 2011, 08:06:49 PM
IDUNCARES.

*Smashes Vulhala's head repeatedly against the ground until his brains are spilled onto the ceiling*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 08, 2011, 08:13:50 PM
I WANT THE TRUTH!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fricksflickspicks.animationblogspot.com%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F07%2FA_Few_Good_Men.jpg&hash=8f66deaa0e4e4dcd795111bdbffb21334078d6cb)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vulhala on Apr 08, 2011, 08:15:51 PM
Ok, I did it for the fun of it. Would you like me to change it back?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 08, 2011, 08:19:38 PM
I WANT YOU TO PLAY ALONG!!!

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Tnnlhm8q3Kg/TWqE7v7aTVI/AAAAAAAABXo/232ipmhCyHU/s1600/jerry-maguire.jpg)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vulhala on Apr 08, 2011, 08:37:19 PM
You're sure that's what you want, boy?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.americanrhetoric.com%2FMovieSpeeches%2Fspecialengagements%2Fafewgoodmenjack1.JPG&hash=440e63c4374c713f0be8d2fdddf1abbd372b3742)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 08, 2011, 08:43:37 PM
Your phrase doesn't even make senseeeeeeeeeeee
*Shoots Vulhala*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vulhala on Apr 08, 2011, 08:55:36 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emo-site.com%2Fimages%2Femo%2FO_RLY-EmoRLY.jpg&hash=00063c7d4ed770e1ec5dd5532841c41f3e5ee852)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sharp Sticks on Apr 08, 2011, 08:57:01 PM
Oh Vully. This is why I love you.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 08, 2011, 09:01:02 PM
I'd replace Linkin park with My chemical romance.

Linkin park is more angsty teen in general.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 09:02:21 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 08, 2011, 09:01:02 PM
I'd replace Linkin park with My chemical romance.

Linkin park is more angsty teen in general.


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg12.imageshack.us%2Fimg12%2F6277%2Fwesker2.png&hash=75156b157c65ecc6f919defe2a59975721692356)

Is that so?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 08, 2011, 09:08:36 PM
You think your eyes are more scary then mine?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.pimpmyspace.org%2Fmedia%2Fpms%2Fc%2Fq9%2F2l%2Fs6%2F35k7q7n.gif&hash=94a05871c7bd54e5662682204541224881a8e7e5)

Otakugan! >:(
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 09:15:16 PM
Quote from: Lie on Apr 08, 2011, 09:08:36 PM
You think your eyes are more scary then mine?

http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/q9/2l/s6/35k7q7n.gif

Otakugan! >:(

Mine are damn scarier. >:(
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 08, 2011, 09:16:04 PM
You both can't get better than mine.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 08, 2011, 09:16:04 PM
You both can't get better than mine.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg9.imageshack.us%2Fimg9%2F4885%2Fwesker.gif&hash=7c0a8ac8cc0ca7fe60de3cd8b5356880bf739db8)

We'll see about that.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 08, 2011, 09:20:38 PM
*Stares Ghost Rider so deeply that his eyes explode*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 08, 2011, 09:22:01 PM
what ye gonna do kids, stare at me to death?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 09:23:06 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 08, 2011, 09:22:01 PM
what ye gonna do kids, stare at me to death?


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg206.imageshack.us%2Fimg206%2F4885%2Fwesker.gif&hash=b65866e293139b4727ed1f95a7228ba3bc865c86)

I'll be a badass.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 08, 2011, 09:25:17 PM
you'd be too busy looking Rad to see me comin'.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 08, 2011, 09:26:31 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 08, 2011, 09:22:01 PM
what ye gonna do kids, stare at me to death?

*Puts a see through plastic bag over Chupa's head and stares deep into his eyes*

This is me staring you to death. 8)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 09:30:45 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 08, 2011, 09:25:17 PM
you'd be too busy looking Rad to see me comin'.

I'll just do this.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.deviantart.com%2Fdownload%2F139091166%2FWesker__s_moooooves_by_Always_Envious.gif&hash=88687a932b7890bb3998da87fffe2b865a020b48)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 08, 2011, 09:31:21 PM
*Moves quicker than Ghost Rider and injects him Mr. Squiggles virus*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 08, 2011, 09:32:17 PM
*bites the plastic bag, helmets Lie's face in, then uses him as shield*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 09:46:01 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 08, 2011, 09:31:21 PM
*Moves quicker than Ghost Rider and injects him Mr. Squiggles virus*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gifsoup.com%2Fimager.php%3Fid%3D187318&hash=5c8ca21b4e1f57f57626d801c6910c3c91d98d1d)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sharp Sticks on Apr 08, 2011, 09:51:23 PM
I need to find a way into this topic...but how?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjd25QwIKnU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjd25QwIKnU#)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 08, 2011, 09:55:37 PM
okay so now i'm running a script which hides .gifs that i don't choose to see.

YOU ARE POWERLESS.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 09:56:30 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 08, 2011, 09:55:37 PM
okay so now i'm running a script which hides .gifs that i don't choose to see.

YOU ARE POWERLESS.

Or am I?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 08, 2011, 09:57:22 PM
*Side steps Omega and GR fighting and sees Lie and Chupa*
Payback time.
*Pulls out his machete and stabs Lie in the neck, then continues digging it down until it stabs his heart*
Hey Chupa, what was that about Linkin Park?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 08, 2011, 09:57:56 PM
*Gets up after being shot and looks at Chupa*

You don't have to use me just a shield ya'know...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages4.fanpop.com%2Fimage%2Fphotos%2F14700000%2Fsasuke-is-super-ho-uchiha-sasuke-14703409-486-603.jpg&hash=6524a77b9c53711401a746fd36e5b112c086ee01)

I can be so much more. :-*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sharp Sticks on Apr 08, 2011, 09:59:04 PM
Quote from: Lie on Apr 08, 2011, 09:57:56 PM
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/14700000/sasuke-is-super-ho-uchiha-sasuke-14703409-486-603.jpg

Where are the nipples. Where is the shirt.

ಠ_ಠ

So much wrong.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 08, 2011, 10:01:04 PM
Ummmm...
*looks at his knife, covered in blood, and the gaping wound in Lie's neck*
Err...... You always were like this.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 08, 2011, 10:02:47 PM
*sneaks away for reinforcements*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 08, 2011, 10:04:01 PM
*Walks into thread and sees title*

Oh boy...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool56-1-1.png&hash=1d402153df1d14e955852a07d8ca86a2fc70825e)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 08, 2011, 10:05:03 PM
*Hand signals Chupa to meet him in the mountains in 7 minutes*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 08, 2011, 10:05:15 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 08, 2011, 10:01:04 PM
Ummmm...
*looks at his knife, covered in blood, and the gaping wound in Lie's neck*
Err...... You always were like this.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc03.deviantart.net%2Ffs23%2Ff%2F2007%2F353%2F0%2Fb%2FSasuke__Bleeding_Colors_by_The_Last_Silver_Moon.jpg&hash=cc23381491fad3d18634adc27b1f4177a32e3c14)

Pray... for... Mojo
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 10:06:59 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 08, 2011, 10:04:01 PM
*Walks into thread and sees title*

Oh boy...

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpool56-1-1.png

Hm...If it isn't the Merc with a Mouth.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 08, 2011, 10:07:45 PM
Quote from: Lie on Apr 08, 2011, 10:05:15 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 08, 2011, 10:01:04 PM
Ummmm...
*looks at his knife, covered in blood, and the gaping wound in Lie's neck*
Err...... You always were like this.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc03.deviantart.net%2Ffs23%2Ff%2F2007%2F353%2F0%2Fb%2FSasuke__Bleeding_Colors_by_The_Last_Silver_Moon.jpg&hash=cc23381491fad3d18634adc27b1f4177a32e3c14)

Pray... for... Mojo
Yeah that's payback for tossing me around like hell for no reason.
*shrugs*
Is that face supposed to make me guilty?
*Throws a Molotov at Lie's body on the ground*
anyone have marshmallows?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 10:09:17 PM
Now that the pitiful machine is destroyed, it is time to continue my quest for total domination.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 08, 2011, 10:10:59 PM
*Hands Ghost Rider a glass of tea*
Don't spill this, trust me.
/reverse psychology
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 10:14:32 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 08, 2011, 10:10:59 PM
*Hands Ghost Rider a glass of tea*
Don't spill this, trust me.
/reverse psychology

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Froleplayerguild.com%2Fmembers%2Fsgtyork%2Falbums%2Frandom-cool-things%2F13294-albert-wesker-sentado-1.jpg&hash=95be9236b886dcbef3ed5d70621b271dcffe2cd0)

No tea.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 08, 2011, 10:15:29 PM
*on an inexplicably conveniently close high ground, M-21 sniper rifle*

aww what the f**k, you guys are making marshmallows without me?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 08, 2011, 10:20:20 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 10:06:59 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 08, 2011, 10:04:01 PM
*Walks into thread and sees title*

Oh boy...

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpool56-1-1.png

Hm...If it isn't the Merc with a Mouth.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Foutput.gif&hash=b9def8ddc2a79e5fa33ac154238b0ab0cf627935)

WESHKER!

Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 08, 2011, 10:21:26 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 10:14:32 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 08, 2011, 10:10:59 PM
*Hands Ghost Rider a glass of tea*
Don't spill this, trust me.
/reverse psychology

http://roleplayerguild.com/members/sgtyork/albums/random-cool-things/13294-albert-wesker-sentado-1.jpg

No tea.
Dude, I physically put it in your hand, you spilled it.
Now wait till morning in Itally.

*Grabs a few marshmallows and sprints away towards the nearest mountain*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 10:21:35 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 08, 2011, 10:20:20 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 10:06:59 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 08, 2011, 10:04:01 PM
*Walks into thread and sees title*

Oh boy...

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpool56-1-1.png

Hm...If it isn't the Merc with a Mouth.

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/output.gif

WESHKER!

Nice to see you. Do you admire the thought of being better than human? It feels great.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 08, 2011, 10:30:35 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdetail.jpg&hash=792718e4ce7a6d399e7f3bde27fc12afe6d6a9c5)

...but the thing is, I'm still human, and so are you. Weshky.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 08, 2011, 10:31:23 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 08, 2011, 10:21:26 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 10:14:32 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 08, 2011, 10:10:59 PM
*Hands Ghost Rider a glass of tea*
Don't spill this, trust me.
/reverse psychology

http://roleplayerguild.com/members/sgtyork/albums/random-cool-things/13294-albert-wesker-sentado-1.jpg

No tea.
Dude, I physically put it in your hand, you spilled it.
Now wait till morning in Itally.

*Grabs a few marshmallows and sprints away towards the nearest mountain*

*shoots flare to signal Fitz*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 10:36:05 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 08, 2011, 10:30:35 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/detail.jpg

...but the thing is, I'm still human, and so are you. Weshky.

Sure I'm not human anymore, but just look at the power I've gained! The right to be a god... That right is now mine.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 08, 2011, 10:39:11 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpoolvamp.jpg&hash=9c78e77ebbf18e04c2b3173f4d93d74433f5ed33)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 08, 2011, 10:39:52 PM
THERE IS NOT A GOD.

...but many
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 10:42:28 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 08, 2011, 10:39:11 PM
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(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc01.deviantart.net%2Ffs71%2Fi%2F2011%2F060%2F7%2F0%2Fwesker__s_f%2A%2Aken_pissed_by_legendarydragon90-d3apd2k.jpg&hash=201a99a5f1b25e301e5e7eeab9cbbe858988f212)

Then DIE!!!

*dodges faster than the brain can comprehend and stands in front of Deadpool.*

We could have been partners. Why would you waste your time with low level scum?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 08, 2011, 10:43:41 PM
*A grappling hook lands next to Chupa's legs*
Hey man, can you grab my gun? Holding me back a bit.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 08, 2011, 10:45:52 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 10:42:28 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 08, 2011, 10:39:11 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpoolvamp.jpg&hash=9c78e77ebbf18e04c2b3173f4d93d74433f5ed33)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc01.deviantart.net%2Ffs71%2Fi%2F2011%2F060%2F7%2F0%2Fwesker__s_f%2A%2Aken_pissed_by_legendarydragon90-d3apd2k.jpg&hash=201a99a5f1b25e301e5e7eeab9cbbe858988f212)

Then DIE!!!

*dodges faster than the brain can comprehend and stands in front of Deadpool.*

We could have been partners. Why would you waste your time with low level scum?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool-4th-wall-o.gif&hash=332b680cfd946249eb3b3f273a07024e49a84252)

People like you put people like me outta business! WELCOME TO DIE!

Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 10:50:42 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.deviantart.com%2Fdownload%2F139091166%2FWesker__s_moooooves_by_Always_Envious.gif&hash=88687a932b7890bb3998da87fffe2b865a020b48)

You have to catch me first.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 08, 2011, 10:55:20 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool6-1.jpg&hash=8292330e8251235c2735ec4b28ce389b217a1076)

*begins to teleport rapidly*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 10:56:28 PM
*barely manages to catch him*

Don't you want to know what its like to be a God?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 08, 2011, 10:57:20 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 08, 2011, 10:43:41 PM
*A grappling hook lands next to Chupa's legs*
Hey man, can you grab my gun? Holding me back a bit.

that's what you get for bringing a Range toy to warfare. hand me a couple drums, you lug your log.

*both get lost in the deep forest
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 08, 2011, 10:58:28 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 10:56:28 PM
*barely manages to catch him*

Don't you want to know what its like to be a God?

No, but once you go down to the Hell you came from you can ask my ol' pal Killebrew.

*teleports away*

*appears*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F813707-vlcsnap_357502.jpg&hash=b6fe0852a713291fde8a0dc48c928ab2d1fe78ab)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 11:00:31 PM
*dodges with inhuman speed.*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnukoda.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F09%2Fwesker.jpg&hash=b255e158270db62676d7dc1678781002152b5c0f)

Is that a no?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 08, 2011, 11:02:15 PM
Yes, that is a no... but...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fbullshawk3.jpg&hash=0902b38fb2bb462fea9841f348c4d659c3574ab0)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 11:07:17 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 08, 2011, 11:02:15 PM
Yes, that is a no... but...

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/bullshawk3.jpg

Come now, let's be civil. I offer one more chance. Join me and you will have power beyond your wildest dreams.

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Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 08, 2011, 11:11:13 PM
Never!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool_typhoid-1.jpg&hash=ad459dd068749c5289960a0d632587ebffde71d9)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 11:12:22 PM
Enough games! Join me now or die a horrible death!

Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 08, 2011, 11:12:52 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 08, 2011, 10:57:20 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 08, 2011, 10:43:41 PM
*A grappling hook lands next to Chupa's legs*
Hey man, can you grab my gun? Holding me back a bit.

that's what you get for bringing a Range toy to warfare. hand me a couple drums, you lug your log.

*both get lost in the deep forest
*Hands Chupa four drums and a belt of grenades as they walk in the forest*
Actually I brought a bunch of heavy weapons Chups.
These AA-12 drums are loaded with only high explosive rounds. I always just keep them in the default military covers so they're all green. Gonna be fun to blow shit up again.
*Hands Chupa a roasted marshmellow*
Mind if we take a small pause so I can assemble my other weapons?
I can walk with this much weight but not climb.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 08, 2011, 11:14:56 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 11:12:22 PM
Enough games! Join me now or die a horrible death!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdpswords.jpg&hash=5a2b727260f8be9cc7bf626787d11003429715aa)

Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 11:16:15 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 08, 2011, 11:14:56 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 11:12:22 PM
Enough games! Join me now or die a horrible death!

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/dpswords.jpg

So be it.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20090912025807%2Fresidentevil%2Fimages%2F5%2F53%2FWesker-pissed-off.jpg&hash=20cf0514e6c7a7827a683e60202ee36aef16d56c)

*charges at Deadpool*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 08, 2011, 11:18:02 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool__Oh_by_Ricard08-3.jpg&hash=c893388f48c71c7336731ecd5698f7b380745884)

Dude put a shirt on!

I'm not fighting you like that!

*teleports out of thread so his writer can read Agent X*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 11:20:24 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 08, 2011, 11:18:02 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/Deadpool__Oh_by_Ricard08-3.jpg

Dude put a shirt on!

I'm not fighting you like that!

*teleports out of thread so his writer can read Agent X*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.deviantart.com%2Fdownload%2F142864609%2FAlbert_Wesker_by_RyuBakahatsu.jpg&hash=28cf80c4c3f3f36f8882027ce57646b900420e9b)

Looks like I win.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 08, 2011, 11:34:38 PM
*meanwhile, in the thick forests of the Island of Everon*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F162fia.png&hash=e12aa1857f81499de80ad13d42679cd56f0c97f7)

...hey Fitz, did you bring a Tent?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 11:37:17 PM
Now to finally complete what I have been waiting to do.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 08, 2011, 11:53:49 PM
*Finishes assembling his weapons*
Ok give me a second to put everything in the right place.
*places an M32 MLG in an extra large draw where his sidearm should be*
Lightweight, shoulder fire, smallest weapon I've got, ha!
*Slings an AT4-CS on his back so it's against his backpack*
Cheap, effective if we see any armor, and adjusted in case we need to be inside a building.
*Slings an M249 Machine Gun on the other side of his backpack*
Pretty good, hopefully won't jam.
*Clips a Famas onto his back packs straps*
Just in case, brought an M203 for it too, should be fine.
*Let's AA-12 filled with explosive rounds hang from his chest*
Already explained this one, and if you give me my grenade belt I've got 32 grenades and about 12 pounds of C4.
*Takes his grenades back and stows all the extra ammo in his back pack*
There we go. And yes....
*Pulls a tent out of his background*
I did bring a tent.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 08, 2011, 11:56:11 PM
*walks in the woods*
Let's see if there's anyone I didn't kill yet.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 08, 2011, 11:59:32 PM
*Hears someone talking to himself and whispers*
Sounds like a nut, but we should watch out. There's about 5 miles in between us right now. Let's move.
You got a chopper nearby?

*puts out fire and lights extra long lasting flare so he can see*
let's move. Fast.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 09, 2011, 12:01:14 AM
Hm...I must have been mistaken. Oh well, I must complete the virus and spread it around.

*calls for his chopper*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 09, 2011, 12:03:28 AM
wait a f**king second-
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mlsreversemortgage.com%2Fimages%2Fcalculator.jpg&hash=acd5f8c879484bfe8bf916bbfb3e57a93a36000b)
YOU CHEATING f**k, NOBODY CHEATS IN OPERATION FLASHPOINT!!!

i have a Huey on the shed on the farm you didn't see. just hold there while i load it.

Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 09, 2011, 12:05:35 AM
Soon, humans will be extinct and a new race will be formed.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 09, 2011, 12:08:41 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 09, 2011, 12:03:28 AM
wait a f**king second-
http://www.mlsreversemortgage.com/images/calculator.jpg
YOU CHEATING f**k, NOBODY CHEATS IN OPERATION FLASHPOINT!!!

i have a Huey on the shed on the farm you didn't see. just hold there while i load it.


*Rests his AA-12 against a tree and begins to carve a small panda out of a chunk of wood*
Sure thing.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 09, 2011, 12:11:58 AM
*takes off sunglasses to clean them*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fearnet.com%2Feol_images%2FEntire_Site%2F2010426%2Fr1.jpg&hash=4c2b48da2933d36e7bf7831f7b0843816a5fc366)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 09, 2011, 12:17:34 AM
Thank you for choosing Chupacabras Airlines, please fasten your seatbelts during the flight. there are life vest and sick bags under your seats. enjoy the ride!

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Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 09, 2011, 12:19:57 AM
*hears a different chopper.*

So I did hear someone.

*races toward the unknown chopper.*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 09, 2011, 12:21:17 AM
*Steps into the Huey*
I'll take a note from one of my video game role models.
*Doesn't sit down and instead stands in the aisle in between two rows of seats and grabs onto two seats, spreading his legs out evenly*
So where are we headed?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 09, 2011, 12:23:40 AM
Ghost, you better not be f**king with me.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2Fabiihg.png&hash=bee07a91a4b6ddd6fe119a41dbe32c0d7abc827b)

it sure rised early.

Fitz, there is an airfield south, i might snatch a Blackhawk there, or who knows, we could hit jackpot and find an apache.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 09, 2011, 12:24:33 AM
Hm, more humans. This should be fun.

*takes out his Beretta 92F*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 09, 2011, 12:27:45 AM
Hopefully it's the later.
But with our luck....
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 09, 2011, 12:29:15 AM
Blasted Humans, I'll get them another time.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 09, 2011, 12:36:28 AM
We're here!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi54.tinypic.com%2F2j1ubyx.png&hash=013bcdf7ffe1e64f9ed654a18113fa27a492e75e)

that little town is a NATO outpost! the Russians are said to be Coming from Kolgujev, which they took over two months ago! if they are going to invade, its going to be through that beach!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 09, 2011, 12:45:35 AM
Interesting.
*Looks around*
So Chupa, where exactly did you get this old thing?
I'm surprised it's holding our weight really.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 09, 2011, 12:46:43 AM
*skipping the part in which i crash the horribly and kill to civilians*

The tank commander says we've got enough hardware, but they need capable men, at least until reinforcements arrive.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi53.tinypic.com%2F5vq6ba.png&hash=1f462991a24ff1bedfc229eeedfd42f33309dec5)

doesn't this look fun? we have have until noon.

*also skips the awesome montage of the small group of men getting ready, putting traps and defenses ala A-team, with Hard Rock and cheesy one liners*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 09, 2011, 01:29:05 AM
*Gets in the tank*
Lets go man!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 09, 2011, 01:38:16 AM
shit, fitz, i need you somewhere else, the tank will absorb like a motherf**ker so lets stay away, the guys can handle it. take a couple of guys with Javelins to the ridge. I'll be on a machine gun nest, chances are we will only slow 'em down so it'll be better if everyone retreats in a different way.

*starts rendering scenario*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 09, 2011, 01:56:45 AM
*Takes men up to the ridge*
Got it Chups!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 09, 2011, 03:17:50 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 09, 2011, 12:29:15 AM
Blasted Humans, I'll get them another time.
Need help causing complete global saturation?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 09, 2011, 12:36:36 PM
Quote from: Dark Fatalis on Apr 09, 2011, 03:17:50 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 09, 2011, 12:29:15 AM
Blasted Humans, I'll get them another time.
Need help causing complete global saturation?

Complete global saturation.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 09, 2011, 12:37:34 PM
Righto, Mr. Obvious.
*Sips tea*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 09, 2011, 01:27:14 PM
Well guess what.

the game crashed.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 09, 2011, 02:30:33 PM
THE GAME HAS CHANGED.
*Enters the Grid*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_n-ASrjd9fRM%2FTRNb9dmKuZI%2FAAAAAAAABJA%2F_Uo-AO77Lxc%2Fs1600%2Flight-cycle-tron1.jpg&hash=0e986053838adbff3e55785cc7773c89fee2833f)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 09, 2011, 06:26:28 PM
*falling from the sky ala predators*
Holyahiwahhavsjsgsjdvis!
*chute opens*
WHY IS EVERYTHING GLO-
*smashes into ground*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 09, 2011, 07:36:21 PM
Time to be badass.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 09, 2011, 07:39:10 PM
Sure is Deja-vu here.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 09, 2011, 07:42:54 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 09, 2011, 07:39:10 PM
Sure is Deja-vu here.

Only when you're dead.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 09, 2011, 07:51:04 PM
You happen to be, here.
*Throws disc at Ghost Rider and he's thrown back to the real world*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 09, 2011, 07:55:43 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 09, 2011, 07:51:04 PM
You happen to be, here.
*Throws disc at Ghost Rider and he's thrown back to the real world*

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND YOU WILL BE THE 1ST OF MY SLAVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 09, 2011, 07:57:41 PM
*As Ghost Rider says those words, a message appears on the screen*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gta-expert.it%2Ffabio%2Ftrollface.jpg&hash=b540a908d8575794d7bcfbe9df8613145ec3c8df)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 09, 2011, 07:59:16 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 09, 2011, 07:57:41 PM
*As Ghost Rider says those words, a message appears on the screen*
http://www.gta-expert.it/fabio/trollface.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.motifake.com%2Fimage%2Fdemotivational-poster%2F1001%2Fdoes-albert-wesker-re5-wesker-excella-bitch-demotivational-poster-1264978137.jpg&hash=05aada3a4e363670ff2e68a95014945996445010)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 09, 2011, 08:02:44 PM
*Music plays*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBJzrkFUot0#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBJzrkFUot0#ws)

*Deadpool appears*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool-4.gif&hash=8cd4335e9149df5efa7d03ae17ca3dd2a0b8a16c)

Hey, chump, how goes it?

Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 09, 2011, 08:03:55 PM
Well,well,well. Another test subject.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 09, 2011, 08:09:35 PM
Test subject, eh?

*ponders*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool27-1.jpg&hash=1cb674441ff6bbb2f230b3af28efa5c4268082c2)

*/ponders*

Nah, I don't want that. Might be easier for you to fall over.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 09, 2011, 08:55:11 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 09, 2011, 12:37:34 PM
Righto, Mr. Obvious.
*Sips tea*
And now I snatch the rest of your tea and drink it all up for myself.
*Flies away in TTGL with all of OZ's tea*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi377.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Foo214%2Ffreakazoid182%2Ftrollface-1.png&hash=566bc69b2bb35c85e9632f3fc77364188c6d88b8)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 09, 2011, 09:00:36 PM
*Walks up to Dark Fatalis*
Oh, not at all.
*Bitchslaps him so hard that his head is ripped off and thrown away*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: scarhunter92 on Apr 09, 2011, 09:03:07 PM
*enters in Recreational Area*

I'm going to check out the happy thr... OH, WAIT! WTF HAPPENED TO MY THREAD'S TITLE?! :D
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 09, 2011, 09:06:19 PM
I was inside a giant robot foolish OZ! Now if you'll excuse me it's time to start falling through space in Isaac Clarke's advanced suit, which I stole ;D

"JETPACK LEGS ACTIVATE!!!!!"
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 09, 2011, 09:08:33 PM
*smiles*
We were inside a giant robot.
*Pushes random buttons and sends the robot on short circuit, then jumps in mid-air and catches Vermithrax, then flies away*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 09, 2011, 09:26:30 PM
"Screw YOU!!!!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-hTz2QiOg4#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-hTz2QiOg4#ws)
"I'll be back to destroy you for posting an E.T. game video!!!!! NO I'LL FOLLOW YOU INTO THE FIERY PITS OF HELL!!!!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 09, 2011, 11:24:07 PM
*Finds Quorra*
f**k yes.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 09, 2011, 11:51:58 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 09, 2011, 08:09:35 PM
Test subject, eh?

*ponders*

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpool27-1.jpg

*/ponders*

Nah, I don't want that. Might be easier for you to fall over.

Clever Deadpool.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 10, 2011, 01:19:38 AM
(2 hours have passed)
*Exits out of a room in only his underwear and when the door opens Quorra can be seen in the bed*
That... that was great.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 01:21:48 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 10, 2011, 01:19:38 AM
(2 hours have passed)
*Exits out of a room in only his underwear and when the door opens Quorra can be seen in the bed*
That... that was great.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.deviantart.com%2Fdownload%2F142864609%2FAlbert_Wesker_by_RyuBakahatsu.jpg&hash=28cf80c4c3f3f36f8882027ce57646b900420e9b)

Humanity really needs to die.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 10, 2011, 01:25:24 AM
*See's Wesker out the window*
Shut up jealous perfectionist.
*Puts all his weapons and gear back on*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 01:26:39 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffast1.onesite.com%2Fcapcom-unity.com%2Fuser%2Fladydeath.%2Fwesker09n.jpg%3Fv%3D200000&hash=38a9413bcb3f35a30bebd84d6723d330c5ee4aa1)

Do you honestly think that you have a chance at defeating me?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 10, 2011, 01:28:31 AM
*Looks at Wesker confuddled*
I'm.... I'm not challenging you though...
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 01:29:54 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 10, 2011, 01:28:31 AM
*Looks at Wesker confuddled*
I'm.... I'm not challenging you though...

Smart decision. You get stay alive.

*turns and walks away.*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 10, 2011, 01:39:03 AM
*Shrugs, takes off his gear and goes back into the room with Quorra*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 01:40:02 AM
This is excellent. Now I can move forward with my plan.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 10, 2011, 01:40:14 AM
hey Fitz, you should get checked. the grid ain't the cleanest place since it got raided.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 01:41:36 AM
Finally the missile is complete. Uroboros is complete.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 10, 2011, 01:45:30 AM
(20 minutes pass)
*Uses new app to check for STD*
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.amazonaws.com%2Ffiles.posterous.com%2Fagentm%2FPaAi4tiZUbiOangjZYh75ZAuG7fQcPfiU5hZ8i0nqhN2SbK8TWS5NFREmJXl%2Ftrollface.jpg%3FAWSAccessKeyId%3DAKIAJFZAE65UYRT34AOQ%26amp%3BExpires%3D1302400092%26amp%3BSignature%3DdrBg8pa%252BAy8Nks0S3RIrS%252B9u4NI%253D&hash=34a46a4f852750351b13181dae1efe306d9f1300)
[close]
Nothing.
*Goes back into room then comes back out typing a few digits into his phone*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 01:46:22 AM
Now for complete...global...saturation.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 10, 2011, 01:47:58 AM
*Walks up to Chupa*
So now what?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 01:49:38 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_BCt1l4GtpI8%2FS4QJpNx99eI%2FAAAAAAAAAE4%2FZyKqTXdMKWg%2Fs400%2F123491_728348_wesker_noglasses_la.jpg&hash=e81682346cbb2fccaf718104752cef9708afab36)

Looks like I won't be stopped.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 10, 2011, 01:50:36 AM
*Twiddles thumbs*
Keep ignoring him
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 01:53:19 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 10, 2011, 01:50:36 AM
*Twiddles thumbs*
Keep ignoring him

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft1.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcQvxmGsxAnTuVxWOD3OFiL6zzwK3egqbvN9Phe3Itqw0rQCCu27%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=6102e94b48c68b16d42e5dd38aa4ce7185ab5b84)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 10, 2011, 03:07:08 AM
Accidentally launche Uroboros filled missiles into the atmosphere. 
..........WOOPS!!!!  :laugh:
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 03:08:42 AM
Quote from: Dark Fatalis on Apr 10, 2011, 03:07:08 AM
Accidentally launche Uroboros filled missiles into the atmosphere. 
..........WOOPS!!!!  :laugh:

This is unexpected, but it suits my purposes.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 10, 2011, 04:55:09 AM
you know Missiles are pretty useless when they have no warheads, or activation codes, or a programmed course and target...

all of which you omited in this half-assed launch sequence. now, i will contact Prime Minster Vladimir Putin who will 'arrange' your fate.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 10, 2011, 04:57:21 AM
What is going on around here.......
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 10, 2011, 05:04:00 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdepaginas.es%2Fimages%2Fapi%2F1%2F1%2F2%2Ff%2F2081945683-Vladimir_Putin.jpg&hash=1035916d70f8cd4cea0269128bb6c357b18ae9e7)

what do you think?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 10, 2011, 05:16:34 AM
Well Queen to put it simply, I've already had sex.
Twice.

Now imagine how the rest of the thread is doing.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 10, 2011, 05:38:24 AM
..... intresting {Plays with a lighter}
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 10, 2011, 06:58:28 AM
*Throws Ghost rider into a volcano*
Thought I'd skip the worms and ensuing RPGs, mix things up a little.
*Ghost Rider's skeleton gains sentience through pillow fighting logic and sets on fire*
See! Now your Ghost Rider again!
*Ghost is suddenly engulfed in leather and his chains appear*
Contracts back up, your not Wesker anymore :P
*Goes back into the grid*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 10, 2011, 12:03:53 PM
Hmm so Albert Wesker was Ghost Rider in disguise all along? Don't matter Uroboros has already reached the optimal altitude for missile deployment.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 10, 2011, 12:10:14 PM
*Throws chinese Mazinger-Z bootleg containing an imploding bomb at the Uroboros missile*
*The missile and the chinese Mazinger-Z bootleg implode, leaving nothing*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 10, 2011, 12:15:46 PM
Stop killing the world destruction plans!!!! D:>
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 10, 2011, 12:17:10 PM
Of course, I'll not kill my world destruction plan.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wired.com%2Fimages_blogs%2Fphotos%2Funcategorized%2F2008%2F10%2F24%2Fterminators.jpg&hash=134167481961de1c5165c322f2a6ca3b572ae9de)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 10, 2011, 01:10:08 PM
*decides to imatate Wesker and infects self with Uroboros*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fquizilla.teennick.com%2Fuser_images%2FJ%2FJennyJaganshi%2F1118002977_ucywithgun.jpg&hash=1288db844d256baa801eef22a4694acc6bd5794f)
+
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I will one day make this canon!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 01:12:23 PM
Quote from: Dark Fatalis on Apr 10, 2011, 01:10:08 PM
*decides to imatate Wesker and infects self with Uroboros*
http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/J/JennyJaganshi/1118002977_ucywithgun.jpg
+
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbulk2.destructoid.com%2Ful%2Fuser%2F5%2F57103-180896-AlbertWeskerUroborospng-noscale.jpg&hash=aab491fa6495a222476cfbfbf206878d6ca4833c)
http://driph.com/words/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/e.gif
I will one day make this canon!
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Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 10, 2011, 03:03:13 PM
U srs bro?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fknowyourmeme.com%2Fi%2F000%2F052%2F812%2Foriginal%2FDeal_with_it_dog_gif.gif%3F1275684729&hash=aa64706cb0fc7f272df00bc6098ec9f09293409c)
Spoiler
:laugh:
[close]
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 03:05:04 PM
Quote from: Dark Fatalis on Apr 10, 2011, 03:03:13 PM
U srs bro?
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/052/812/original/Deal_with_it_dog_gif.gif?1275684729
Spoiler
:laugh:
[close]

You can't be Wesker.

I AM!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20090912025807%2Fresidentevil%2Fimages%2F5%2F53%2FWesker-pissed-off.jpg&hash=20cf0514e6c7a7827a683e60202ee36aef16d56c)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 10, 2011, 03:11:06 PM
I never said I was I just felt like imitating :laugh: anyways this Uroboros stuff is annoying you can have it back. Or I can just jump into this volcano....*jumps in lava and crawls out*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Felfenliedfansite.com%2Fimages%2Fphotoalbum%2Falbum_2%2Flucy2request0ec.jpg&hash=8a2001db3c057f0c404bfde3b9f58affe314c4a0)

"Someone kill me. Anybody?"
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 03:13:05 PM
Quote from: Dark Fatalis on Apr 10, 2011, 03:11:06 PM
I never said I was I just felt like imitating :laugh: anyways this Uroboros stuff is annoying you can have it back. Or I can just jump into this volcano....*jumps in lava and crawls out*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Felfenliedfansite.com%2Fimages%2Fphotoalbum%2Falbum_2%2Flucy2request0ec.jpg&hash=8a2001db3c057f0c404bfde3b9f58affe314c4a0)

"Someone kill me. Anybody?"

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Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 10, 2011, 03:15:09 PM
Quote from: Dark Fatalis on Apr 10, 2011, 01:10:08 PM
*decides to imatate Wesker and infects self with Uroboros*
http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/J/JennyJaganshi/1118002977_ucywithgun.jpg
+
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http://driph.com/words/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/e.gif
I will one day make this canon!

(Right to Left People)
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Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 03:17:05 PM
Quote from: Lie on Apr 10, 2011, 03:15:09 PM
Quote from: Dark Fatalis on Apr 10, 2011, 01:10:08 PM
*decides to imatate Wesker and infects self with Uroboros*
http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/J/JennyJaganshi/1118002977_ucywithgun.jpg
+
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http://driph.com/words/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/e.gif
I will one day make this canon!

(Right to Left People)
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Let me get this straight, you want to watch me have sex?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_WjKxJwiy3Cw%2FTJETclNzSkI%2FAAAAAAAAANM%2FbBiZmh2zZUo%2Fs1600%2FAlbert%2Bwesker.jpg&hash=96fe90f11abd908ac15aa863fa17d1f8a4eb58d5)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 10, 2011, 03:18:49 PM
Errr... I wouldn't be looking at Wesker I can tell you. :-*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 03:20:00 PM
Quote from: Lie on Apr 10, 2011, 03:18:49 PM
Errr... I wouldn't be looking at Wesker I can tell you. :-*

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I feel so uncomfortable.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 10, 2011, 03:21:26 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 03:17:05 PM
Quote from: Lie on Apr 10, 2011, 03:15:09 PM
Quote from: Dark Fatalis on Apr 10, 2011, 01:10:08 PM
*decides to imatate Wesker and infects self with Uroboros*
http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/J/JennyJaganshi/1118002977_ucywithgun.jpg
+
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbulk2.destructoid.com%2Ful%2Fuser%2F5%2F57103-180896-AlbertWeskerUroborospng-noscale.jpg&hash=aab491fa6495a222476cfbfbf206878d6ca4833c)
http://driph.com/words/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/e.gif
I will one day make this canon!

(Right to Left People)
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Let me get this straight, you want to watch me have sex?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WjKxJwiy3Cw/TJETclNzSkI/AAAAAAAAANM/bBiZmh2zZUo/s1600/Albert+wesker.jpg
:laugh:
What have I done!?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 10, 2011, 03:29:49 PM
I'm sorry I didn't mean to make you fe- Nows the time! >:(

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpatricia.mobile9.com%2Fdownload%2Fmedia%2F41%2Fsasukechid_4sq7xeex.gif&hash=8ae7893be2719d7ab0fcc95604f9fac18a32ecea)

Chidori! >:(

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Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 10, 2011, 03:31:02 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft0.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcTKrElFxWd5sHdIwq8sHP_NitYYD3FDWovzzz90EVHfqwVfW9Fx%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=7e85efc4c9fce9fb890e49d9627cd2dc8852f7ba)

you people went full weeaboo.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 03:37:37 PM
Quote from: Lie on Apr 10, 2011, 03:29:49 PM
I'm sorry I didn't mean to make you fe- Nows the time! >:(

http://patricia.mobile9.com/download/media/41/sasukechid_4sq7xeex.gif

Chidori! >:(

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*glasses get knocked off.*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffast1.onesite.com%2Fcapcom-unity.com%2Fuser%2Fladydeath.%2Fwesker12.jpg%253Fv%253D202500&hash=68277b2033ec69a080a919228892af02614e8a4e)

Now you pissed me off.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 10, 2011, 03:41:35 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 10, 2011, 03:31:02 PM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTKrElFxWd5sHdIwq8sHP_NitYYD3FDWovzzz90EVHfqwVfW9Fx&t=1

you people went full weeaboo.

It's all the same you know how it works, it starts with an inappropriate comment, then confusion and lastly...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fsasukekillingsamurainaruto460.jpg&hash=3c91ed51916c8bad284100af271b10e78c2d97c7)

A friend tag sneak attack. :)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 10, 2011, 03:43:30 PM
"Shits starting to hit the fan!" :o
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 10, 2011, 03:44:59 PM
you know i'm going to do horrible things to you now.

Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 03:48:09 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Froleplayerguild.com%2Fmembers%2Fsgtyork%2Falbums%2Frandom-cool-things%2F13294-albert-wesker-sentado-1.jpg&hash=95be9236b886dcbef3ed5d70621b271dcffe2cd0)

Please, continue.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 10, 2011, 03:49:43 PM
*Smiles*

You'll try Chupa...

*Turns to Ghost*

I guess his gonna beat you to it, what same. :)

*Moves behind Fatalis and takes him hostage*

Your move. :laugh:... >:(
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 03:51:25 PM
Quote from: Lie on Apr 10, 2011, 03:49:43 PM
*Smiles*

You'll try Chupa...

*Turns to Ghost*

I guess his gonna beat you to it, what same. :)

*Moves behind Fatalis and takes him hostage*

Your move. :laugh:... >:(

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ps3attitude.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F03%2Fresident-evil-5-wesker.jpg&hash=6d0dc15e90a97f228ee139a1895942a1f8dcd71f)

In chess the pawns move 1st. So its your move.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 10, 2011, 03:54:25 PM
I took your spouse hostage! Wouldn't you consider that a move! >:(
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 03:56:05 PM
Quote from: Lie on Apr 10, 2011, 03:54:25 PM
I took your spouse hostage! Wouldn't you consider that a move! >:(

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.gawker.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2Fkotaku%2F2009%2F05%2Fwesker1.jpg&hash=0c818df48d0c64d287e8c4f13639372b93ec008d)

Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 10, 2011, 04:01:32 PM
you know what i think i'm gonna do? im gonna force feed you bananas until you die of Potasium poisoning.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 10, 2011, 04:10:50 PM
*Strings up Fatalis*

It would appear that your heroes are all bark and no bite, so for every one of their posts that isn't a direct attack I'll stab you, ok. ;D

*Stabs Fatalis 3 times*

That's was me just making up for lost time. :)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 04:18:24 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg118.imageshack.us%2Fimg118%2F6006%2Fweskersmirkbymyeternalss.jpg&hash=12db8615f7deb73989e7f920816cda23fd38a6dc)

Now you shall die.

*Runs with super human speed and punches Lie so hard that he flies 20 feet.*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 10, 2011, 04:19:46 PM
*pulls Lie's guts out of his Anus, then swings him in the air by them*

[image cannot be shown]
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 10, 2011, 04:25:02 PM
*Uses a knife to cut my loses, back ups and aims for both Chupa and Ghost*

Housenka!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdc122.4shared.com%2Fimg%2F0BaYGSqh%2Fs7%2FKaton_Housenka_no_Jutsu.JPG&hash=97a5f3370ad98de3adb20d85c38d6362edd88eb1)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 04:26:50 PM
Quote from: Lie on Apr 10, 2011, 04:25:02 PM
*Uses a knife to cut my loses, back ups and aims for both Chupa and Ghost*

Housenka!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdc122.4shared.com%2Fimg%2F0BaYGSqh%2Fs7%2FKaton_Housenka_no_Jutsu.JPG&hash=97a5f3370ad98de3adb20d85c38d6362edd88eb1)

*dodges and winds up next to Lie. Kicks him off the tree.*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 10, 2011, 04:29:25 PM
just how do you plan to survive without a digestive system, ye little prick?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 10, 2011, 04:35:18 PM
DING DING DING! ;D

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FStabing.jpg&hash=c8d5daed1bae2d6a553a8110846619c79da072b2)

And to answer your question Chupa; Will Power! :laugh:
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 04:40:29 PM
Quote from: Lie on Apr 10, 2011, 04:35:18 PM
DING DING DING! ;D

http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac206/Lie1295/Stabing.jpg

And to answer your question Chupa; Will Power! :laugh:
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LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 10, 2011, 04:45:56 PM
OH GOD MY AVATAR IS GONE

Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 10, 2011, 04:47:02 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 04:40:29 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WjKxJwiy3Cw/TJETclNzSkI/AAAAAAAAANM/bBiZmh2zZUo/s1600/Albert+wesker.jpg
LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Shakes heads*

I thought I made the rules very clear. :)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FMorestab.jpg&hash=b88291e414af86053507ffa9d931d86bac8a2ee6)

At this rate there isn't gonna be much left to save. :laugh:

Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 10, 2011, 04:45:56 PM
OH GOD MY AVATAR IS GONE

:o

I'll let that one slide. ;)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 10, 2011, 04:49:25 PM
you don't understand! it got taken down!

I AM NAKED
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 10, 2011, 05:36:36 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_aoqUmSLRuqk%2FSeUmD8mNOLI%2FAAAAAAAAAiM%2F0UdA7u-L5qI%2Fs320%2Fwhatchu%2Btalkin%2Bbout%2Bwillis.jpg&hash=abb917d5f18834a44945c1a6d6a42c543a75b70e)

What you talkin bout Chupa?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 10, 2011, 06:09:20 PM
Quote from: Lie on Apr 10, 2011, 03:54:25 PM
I took your spouse hostage! Wouldn't you consider that a move! >:(

"When did this happen?!"
D:>

"Well I've been stabbed over, and over, and over...."

*uses Vectors to break free and slice all of Lie's limbs off ;)*

"Let's see you move now."
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 10, 2011, 06:16:27 PM
*Teleports into thread*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F1248372-dpmwam_9_legion_cps_024.jpg&hash=cb65bfba923dc8b2d470bbd475c98592e81ade0b)

Hey, guys! What's hangin'?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 10, 2011, 06:17:05 PM
Tea.
*Offers tea*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 10, 2011, 06:21:19 PM
Urm, no thanks.

*pushes tea away*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 10, 2011, 06:21:59 PM
"Oh f**k man."

*Hides*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 10, 2011, 06:42:02 PM
*Walks up to PBA*
*Unhinges Jaw and munches his head off*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 10, 2011, 06:54:06 PM
*grows a new head*

So that's how it's gonna be, eh?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fwhatveyougot.jpg&hash=d145818658dd31da10de38b958f67d0ee3614d87)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 10, 2011, 07:01:55 PM
Even since the old days this is the first time this has happened!
*Hides from the battle about to ensue over wasted tea*
I'm betting on Omega, just because PBA can't die doesn't mean he can't lose.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 10, 2011, 07:04:25 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 10, 2011, 07:01:55 PM
Even since the old days this is the first time this has happened!
*Hides from the battle about to ensue over wasted tea*
I'm betting on Omega, just because PBA can't die doesn't mean he can't lose.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F1638963-dp32_014-1.jpg&hash=e03a6865ea7a6d54e4d154ce356ebb80efc6de30)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 10, 2011, 07:12:22 PM
Omega isn't a clown!
When you spill tea he becom-
*looks up*
He turns into the American Godzilla again.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 10, 2011, 07:14:14 PM
Who said I spilt the tea? I just pushed it away is all. But if he wants a fight he's got a fight.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 10, 2011, 07:20:17 PM
You punched the tea.
Logically it flew out of OZ's outstretched hand and the glass shattered.
Therefore spilling the tea.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 10, 2011, 07:23:26 PM
I pushed the tea, numbnuts.

Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 10, 2011, 06:21:19 PM
Urm, no thanks.

*pushes tea away*

See? Jeez.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 10, 2011, 07:23:44 PM
*Bites PBA and gets hold of him, then smashes him against the ground repeatedly*

*Eyes glow yellow as a formidable flow of cosmic plasma is unleashed from the jaws, immediately obliterating PBA, leaving nothing where he was*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 10, 2011, 07:27:08 PM
Make sure not even one cell is left.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 10, 2011, 07:27:35 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 10, 2011, 07:23:44 PM
*Bites PBA and gets hold of him, then smashes him against the ground repeatedly*

*Eyes glow yellow as a formidable flow of cosmic plasma is unleashed from the jaws, immediately obliterating PBA, leaving nothing where he was*

*Teleports back*

Are you done? See how I teleported away before you could grab me? You have to at least fight for a few posts before killing someone, don't you know the rules?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 10, 2011, 07:37:09 PM
Rules?
*Stands to PBA*

THIS
IS
RULELESS!!!!!

*Throws PBA in the air and atomizes him, leaving no cell whatsoever*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 10, 2011, 07:38:43 PM
*Teleports back- again.*

Y'know, when you say you're 'atomising' me, you're really just watching me teleport. You're as predictable as Wolverine saying 'bub' once-per-issue.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 10, 2011, 07:40:47 PM
*Barfs on PBA's teleporting device and makes it go on short circuit*
*PBA is teleported to Tearth*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 10, 2011, 07:47:17 PM
[Heh. Lucky shot. Guess he didn't count on me having a replacement.]

*Teleports back to Earth and stays home for a while*

Spoiler
Brackets indicate an inner monologue, which means you can't see what I'm saying. :P
[close]

Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 10, 2011, 08:07:21 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 10, 2011, 07:37:09 PM
Rules?
*Stands to PBA*

THIS
IS
RULELESS!!!!!

*Throws PBA in the air and atomizes him, leaving no cell whatsoever*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTN2Zzm1SPI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTN2Zzm1SPI#)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 10, 2011, 08:15:10 PM
ITS WORKING AGAIN GAWD.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 10, 2011, 08:32:06 PM
*Walking around the Dead-Hut*

Wow. Who knew waiting around could be so boring?

*Leaves*

Guess I'll just walk around in the woods.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 10, 2011, 08:33:57 PM
*Sends a Xenominator army in the woods*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 10, 2011, 08:39:57 PM
Huh? What's that sound?

*Turns and sees a huge army of Alien-Terminators*

Oh boy.

*Sees the 'Omega' stamp on their domes*

Omega...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdumbasssob.png&hash=939c13367b331bcc430bb39e65548d7ded425775)

Time to get fiesty!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 10, 2011, 09:02:10 PM
*sleeping on a tree branch in the forest*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 10, 2011, 09:08:04 PM
*Cutting apart the robots with ease*

Whoo! What a workout! Yeeeaaah!

Slice, slice here, cut, cut, there, stabby, stabby, here, maiming him, blowing him up, shooting his limbs.

*continues to destroy*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 10, 2011, 09:09:33 PM
*Smiles and watches 100 Xenominators generated for every one that is killed*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 10, 2011, 09:16:58 PM
*last one is destroyed*

Ahh. All done.

*Teleports out of thread*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 10, 2011, 10:05:14 PM
*Walks through field of dead bodies while listening to this*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_SChDmSedM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_SChDmSedM#)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 10, 2011, 10:24:13 PM
*does absolutely nothing in a way that anybody interrupting me would look like an asshole for doing it*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 10, 2011, 10:26:10 PM
*One of the Xenonators shoots a tree and he falls out*
{Smack}
Buh?!?
*sees Xenonators*
Hello......
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 10, 2011, 10:27:03 PM
*starts drawing a xeno-terminator*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 10, 2011, 10:28:28 PM
Out of topic: f**k yes

*Slowly starts to crab walk away from the Xenonators*
I think I'll be go-
*The Xenonators take a step forward as he moves backwards*
or not.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 10, 2011, 10:40:40 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hiphopgamershow.com%2Fnew%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F02%2Fresident-evil-5-character-albert-wesker-500x312.png&hash=afcd9028078d098fd13a38ca247c9a195ccc0e13)

S**t.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 10, 2011, 10:49:14 PM
*Walks up to Fatalis*

:)

*Pulls out a violin*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E5XacifT_U#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E5XacifT_U#ws)

Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 10, 2011, 10:57:09 PM
*the music distracts the Xenonators and he takes the opportunity to run*
F**CK!
*The xenonators open fire on everyone*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 10, 2011, 11:01:35 PM
*at least 14 innocent bystanders die in the crossfire*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 10, 2011, 11:03:41 PM
*Runs right past a man as he explodes into bloody bits*
ATKOZOT AZT WHY DID OZ PROGRAM THEM TO KILL ALL OF US?!!?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 10, 2011, 11:05:27 PM
*a forest fire is started, soon the air is dense and the sky is black, only lit by the raging flames*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 10, 2011, 11:09:30 PM
*Runs straight out of the forest and off of a cliff falling into a ravine, knocked unconscious from hitting the rocks*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 10, 2011, 11:15:14 PM
*this music plays as the XenoTerminators wreck havoc and bloodbath*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L75ikjK1vaI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L75ikjK1vaI#)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 10, 2011, 11:24:59 PM
Quote from: Lie on Apr 10, 2011, 10:49:14 PM
*Walks up to Fatalis*

:)

*Pulls out a violin*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E5XacifT_U#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E5XacifT_U#ws)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1083.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj386%2Fsurvivor-127%2FLie-Y-U-Make-Me-Cry-Tears-of-Joy.jpg&hash=79d39fe6ede30d9293c0f952fd9b3daea797a64b)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 12:33:21 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_74-izE8dqBE%2FTIug-wvGC2I%2FAAAAAAAAAYw%2Fhj8JyRu2JsM%2Fs1600%2FWesker_Afterlife.jpg&hash=0c2925fba87917909be380d52158667bad8deaeb)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 11, 2011, 01:09:24 AM
*Suddebly both Wesker and Fatalis are shot 1000 times by the Xenonators they failed to notice before*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 01:10:53 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 11, 2011, 01:09:24 AM
*Suddebly both Wesker and Fatalis are shot 1000 times by the Xenonators they failed to notice before*

*gets up.*

Ouch.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 11, 2011, 01:38:12 AM
*Was awake for five minutes, trying to get out of the ravine but had his leg trapped under a rock*
Atkizot azt.
*Grabs his grenade launcher and fires a magazine into the air causing loud explosions*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 11, 2011, 01:56:30 AM
*other six people perish in the irresponsible Salvo*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 11, 2011, 02:35:48 AM
{Was watching everyone run around like chickens with out head while she reads}
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 11, 2011, 02:41:21 AM
*The six people explode into pieces and the blood showers him*
Wow....
*strains his arm and reaches his soft pack bag, pulling out a grenade launcher magazine filled with flares*
Ok....
*Inhales breath and loads magazine*
{Fires all 6 flares as he yells}
SOMEBODY f**kING GET ME OUT OF THIS HOLE!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 11, 2011, 02:45:09 AM
{Looks up from her book annoyed then sets it down and calmly strolls over to were Fitz is.  She looks down and waves at him}
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 11, 2011, 02:47:30 AM
Hey PQ!
*Waves back*
Can you.... can you help me out of here?
The rocks on the lower half my body really, really hurt.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 11, 2011, 02:52:05 AM
I can imagine {Points her shoulder cannon at the rock that was crushing him and blows it up into little bitty pieces then gets in the hole with him and pulls him out then stands him up and brushes him off with her hands} don't you get bored with your little war games?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 11, 2011, 02:55:25 AM
Thanks PQ, I appreciate it.
And this wasn't a war game.... Omega Zilla sent those Xenonators after us.
So er... what now?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 11, 2011, 02:57:44 AM
Well I don't normally get involved unless something interesting happens so ... beats me {looks to her book to see if its still there}
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 11, 2011, 02:58:56 AM
Er.... Ima go into that city over there and steal from a sweet bread store.
Want any when I come back?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 11, 2011, 03:00:35 AM
war? WAR!?!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVESMxs4rbA#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVESMxs4rbA#ws)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 11, 2011, 03:01:57 AM
The only thing I want is a curry roll... and that's not sweet...
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 03:20:30 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_74-izE8dqBE%2FTIug-wvGC2I%2FAAAAAAAAAYw%2Fhj8JyRu2JsM%2Fs1600%2FWesker_Afterlife.jpg&hash=0c2925fba87917909be380d52158667bad8deaeb)

This is most interesting.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 11, 2011, 03:21:29 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Apr 11, 2011, 03:01:57 AM
The only thing I want is a curry roll... and that's not sweet...
I'll get you one.
*As he walks he sings and loads his shotgun*

Spoiler
If everything would just stop
Then maybe I couldcollect my thoughts
If everything would stand still
I could've hidden how lost I feel

I should've said what I hear
I should've let myself fear
I should've made myself clear

So this is how we fall apart
This is how the ending starts
And when we find we've lost our minds
We fake what we don't know

I never asked to let go
I never thought I could sink so low

I never let myself down
Until the second I did right now

I should've said what I hear
I should've let myself fear
I should've made myself clear

So this is how we fall apart
This is how the ending starts
And when we find we've lost our minds
We fake what we don't know

This is how we fall apart
This is how the ending starts
Cause when our heads betray our hearts
We fake what we don't know

Cause all we are is everything we've done
All we are is how quickly we run
And all We are
We are

This is how we fall apart
But this is how beginnings start
Cause when our heads betray our hearts
We fake what we don't know

And if our doubt begins again
The answers find us in the end
So in the meantime we'll pretend
And fake what we don't know

This is how we fall apart
But this is how beginnings start
Cause when our heads betray our hearts
We fake what we don't know

And if our doubt begins again
The answers find us in the end
So in the meantime we'll pretend
And fake what we don't know
[close]
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 11, 2011, 03:25:17 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 03:20:30 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_74-izE8dqBE%2FTIug-wvGC2I%2FAAAAAAAAAYw%2Fhj8JyRu2JsM%2Fs1600%2FWesker_Afterlife.jpg&hash=0c2925fba87917909be380d52158667bad8deaeb)

This is most interesting.
No it isn't if it was you would be attractive...

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 11, 2011, 03:21:29 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Apr 11, 2011, 03:01:57 AM
The only thing I want is a curry roll... and that's not sweet...
I'll get you one.
*As he walks he sings and loads his shotgun*

Spoiler
If everything would just stop
Then maybe I couldcollect my thoughts
If everything would stand still
I could've hidden how lost I feel

I should've said what I hear
I should've let myself fear
I should've made myself clear

So this is how we fall apart
This is how the ending starts
And when we find we've lost our minds
We fake what we don't know

I never asked to let go
I never thought I could sink so low

I never let myself down
Until the second I did right now

I should've said what I hear
I should've let myself fear
I should've made myself clear

So this is how we fall apart
This is how the ending starts
And when we find we've lost our minds
We fake what we don't know

This is how we fall apart
This is how the ending starts
Cause when our heads betray our hearts
We fake what we don't know

Cause all we are is everything we've done
All we are is how quickly we run
And all We are
We are

This is how we fall apart
But this is how beginnings start
Cause when our heads betray our hearts
We fake what we don't know

And if our doubt begins again
The answers find us in the end
So in the meantime we'll pretend
And fake what we don't know

This is how we fall apart
But this is how beginnings start
Cause when our heads betray our hearts
We fake what we don't know

And if our doubt begins again
The answers find us in the end
So in the meantime we'll pretend
And fake what we don't know
[close]

{Presses a button on her mask and it starts playing music} Mp3 funtion
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 03:27:18 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Apr 11, 2011, 03:25:17 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 03:20:30 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_74-izE8dqBE%2FTIug-wvGC2I%2FAAAAAAAAAYw%2Fhj8JyRu2JsM%2Fs1600%2FWesker_Afterlife.jpg&hash=0c2925fba87917909be380d52158667bad8deaeb)

This is most interesting.
No it isn't if it was you would be attractive...



(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hiphopgamershow.com%2Fnew%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F02%2Fresident-evil-5-character-albert-wesker-500x312.png&hash=afcd9028078d098fd13a38ca247c9a195ccc0e13)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 11, 2011, 03:38:47 AM
that's it!

I created the Xenoterminator, i shall create it's Match!

...tomorrow. good night.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 11, 2011, 03:39:26 AM
*Gun shots and shouting in Spanish is heard*
NO CUERES QUE TE MATE? ENTONSES DAME LOS PANES!
*another gun shot*
NO MAS DAME LOS IDIOTA!
*one more gun shot and a scream*
CURES BER SE LO AGO? TRATA LO!
*the sound of a paper bag being filled and throw is heard*
Gracias, eso era todo.

*Next more gun shots are heard and shouting in Chinese is heard*
我要的就是咖喱的作用!要把它送给我吧!
*Another gun shot*
什么是与本镇人民政府,让自己变得食品保护它!如果你不会符合的规定,然后猜出这些下一页子弹会!
*The sound of a plastic bag being stuffed and thrown is heard*
多简单是什么?谢谢,再见!
*Fitzgerald can be seen walking back holding two bags*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 11, 2011, 03:43:49 AM
The only spanish I know is...

Tengo un pollo en mis pantalones..........
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 11, 2011, 03:44:10 AM
Que Mierda está Pasando aquí? Un Robo Armado, Acaso eso es? Ven Para Acá Pendejo Huevón, te enseñaré que les hago a los Amigos de lo Ajeno! a ver si te dan ganas de subir la voz cuando trato de conciliar, Descuerado Conchón de tu madre!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 03:44:21 AM
I don't know any Spanish.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 11, 2011, 03:45:26 AM
Siento que todos Olvidan cual es mi lengua materna, después de todo.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 11, 2011, 03:46:33 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 11, 2011, 03:44:10 AM
Que Mierda está Pasando aquí? Un Robo Armado, Acaso eso es? Ven Para Acá Pendejo Huevón, te enseñaré que les hago a los Amigos de lo Ajeno! a ver si te dan ganas de subir la voz cuando trato de conciliar, Descuerado Conchón de tu madre!
Aqui entoses hombre, se tenies ganas de peliar enbes de agarar uno destos panes que traje entonses aslo!
*Throws a punch at Chupa, he ducks and is then kicked in the groin*
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 11, 2011, 03:45:26 AM
Siento que todos Olvidan cual es mi lengua materna, después de todo.
Lo mismo
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 03:47:43 AM
Oh for f**k's sake...
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 11, 2011, 03:50:04 AM
Do you really lack google translate to get some sort of idea of what were sayi-
*dodges a punch from Chupa*
Quedate en el suelo!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 03:51:36 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 11, 2011, 03:50:04 AM
Do you really lack google translate to get some sort of idea of what were sayi-
*dodges a punch from Chupa*
Quedate en el suelo!

Yes I do. Not really, I just don't feel like it.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 11, 2011, 03:55:23 AM
*Knocks Chupa out with the but of his own rifle*
ya no estaras hablando de mi madre idiota!
Hora agarra tu pan!
*Shoves sweet bread into Chupa's mouth*
Well thats over.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 11, 2011, 04:03:26 AM
.... {was thinking about her curry roll}
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 11, 2011, 04:25:46 AM
Which reminds me.
*Gives PQ her curry role and takes out a sweet bread*
Your welcome.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
*Lifts hand*
*All the Xenominators stop their activity and reform legions*
*Activates a command on the wrist gauntlet and calls out for a Cargo Ship*
*All the Xenominators walk like ants inside the Ship, and as the last one goes inside, the doors close and the Ship lifts and flies away*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 11, 2011, 01:46:40 PM
Ugh, finally some peace.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 01:47:51 PM
Wonder who the f**k modified the chips. I sent them after PBA, y'now.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 11, 2011, 01:50:14 PM
Likely conflicting orders.
I do have some of his DNA....
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 01:51:54 PM
*treating his injuries.*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 11, 2011, 05:37:44 PM
*Teleports back*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool-4.gif&hash=8cd4335e9149df5efa7d03ae17ca3dd2a0b8a16c)

Any jobs goin'?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 05:39:16 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.zb.em-net.ne.jp%2F%7Enottsuo%2Fimages%2Fnyarlathotep.jpg&hash=b4b97903bbde93514cc90407539a086f35dd4cd5)
^That.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 05:39:42 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 05:39:16 PM
http://www.zb.em-net.ne.jp/~nottsuo/images/nyarlathotep.jpg
^That.
That's nothing.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 05:40:42 PM
Read the Necronomicon, then you'll understand, fool mortal denied of the forbidden knowledge.
Bow down to Nyarlathotep, the messenger of the Great Old Ones.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 11, 2011, 05:40:58 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 05:39:16 PM
http://www.zb.em-net.ne.jp/~nottsuo/images/nyarlathotep.jpg
^That.

Dunno what it is, and I don't care, but how can I kill it and what's the price?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 05:43:15 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 05:40:42 PM
Read the Necronomicon, then you'll understand, fool mortal denied of the forbidden knowledge.
Bow down to Nyarlathotep, the messenger of the Great Old Ones.
Not impressed.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 05:44:14 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 11, 2011, 05:40:58 PM
Dunno what it is, and I don't care, but how can I kill it and what's the price?
You don't have to kill it, you just have to retrieve an ancient artifact that was stolen from the Great Old Ones, and give it to him.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ufopedia.it%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ffa%2FMonolith.jpg&hash=f70a345360d74bd3716b5ff19629a99bfc00990a)
Payment is one free lecture of the Necronomicon.

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 05:43:15 PM
Not impressed.
Who cares? ;)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 05:45:09 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 05:44:14 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 11, 2011, 05:40:58 PM
Dunno what it is, and I don't care, but how can I kill it and what's the price?
You don't have to kill it, you just have to retrieve an ancient artifact that was stolen from the Great Old Ones, and give it to him.
http://www.ufopedia.it/images/f/fa/Monolith.jpg
Payment is one free lecture of the Necronomicon.

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 05:43:15 PM
Not impressed.
Who cares? ;)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hiphopgamershow.com%2Fnew%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F02%2Fresident-evil-5-character-albert-wesker-500x312.png&hash=afcd9028078d098fd13a38ca247c9a195ccc0e13)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 11, 2011, 05:46:51 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 05:44:14 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 11, 2011, 05:40:58 PM
Dunno what it is, and I don't care, but how can I kill it and what's the price?
You don't have to kill it, you just have to retrieve an ancient artifact that was stolen from the Great Old Ones, and give it to him.
http://www.ufopedia.it/images/f/fa/Monolith.jpg
Payment is one free lecture of the Necronomicon.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fhulkvs-deadpool.jpg&hash=c1482938ac2b9059a5b5518e6edfea3a88b43972)

No deal. I take cash only.

Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 05:49:25 PM
And I won't work with any of you.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 05:51:00 PM
*Raises hands to the sky*
The Forbidden Knowledge values much more than anything the puny, futile and mortal money will ever give you.
You have discarded an incredible gift, and for that you shall do something!

The Artifact was on that beach BTW. *Points to Beach*
*Takes Artifact and gives it to Nyarlathotep*

Hear, PBA, hear. If you kill Ghost Rider/Wesker, I'll give you 5 money trees.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 05:53:03 PM
He can try.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 11, 2011, 05:54:45 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 05:51:00 PM
*Raises hands to the sky*
The Forbidden Knowledge values much more than anything the puny, futile and mortal money will ever give you.
You have discarded an incredible gift, and for that you shall do something!

The Artifact was on that beach BTW. *Points to Beach*
*Takes Artifact and gives it to Nyarlathotep*

Hear, PBA, hear. If you kill Ghost Rider/Wesker, I'll give you 5 money trees.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Ftumblr_l3rciqgJxQ1qaqkolo1_400.jpg&hash=f4d01d378a722e62b192860cba9f81e1a19a4bd7)

[Wait a second...]

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool3-1-1-1.jpg&hash=a79141e11493c61c4c81a4324618dafbc9f28710)

Money trees don't exist!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpooltemplate-2-1.jpg&hash=2a8da74c4c32bc657d5fb971fb8e619a98fddd60)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 05:56:27 PM
I bio-engineered them.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_g5RtRcx3U3M%2FS_I2gvl7eQI%2FAAAAAAAAAJk%2Fhzj0aGKGwqU%2Fs1600%2Fmoney_tree.jpg&hash=cbe8260ec87c8265b4bfabda33a7834ae412eac2)
You shall have five. Five, and they shall produce for 120 years each!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 05:56:51 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 11, 2011, 05:54:45 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 05:51:00 PM
*Raises hands to the sky*
The Forbidden Knowledge values much more than anything the puny, futile and mortal money will ever give you.
You have discarded an incredible gift, and for that you shall do something!

The Artifact was on that beach BTW. *Points to Beach*
*Takes Artifact and gives it to Nyarlathotep*

Hear, PBA, hear. If you kill Ghost Rider/Wesker, I'll give you 5 money trees.

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/tumblr_l3rciqgJxQ1qaqkolo1_400.jpg

[Wait a second...]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpool3-1-1-1.jpg

Money trees don't exist!

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpooltemplate-2-1.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Froleplayerguild.com%2Fmembers%2Fsgtyork%2Falbums%2Frandom-cool-things%2F13294-albert-wesker-sentado-1.jpg&hash=95be9236b886dcbef3ed5d70621b271dcffe2cd0)

How does that make you feel?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 11, 2011, 06:00:24 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 05:56:27 PM
I bio-engineered them.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_g5RtRcx3U3M/S_I2gvl7eQI/AAAAAAAAAJk/hzj0aGKGwqU/s1600/money_tree.jpg
You shall have five. Five, and they shall produce for 120 years each!

...Five money trees? I... I'd never have to work ever again.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool__Oh_by_Ricard08-3.jpg&hash=c893388f48c71c7336731ecd5698f7b380745884)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpoolReaction.jpg&hash=c87fe0e187e9abfd6706758261fe7abc3e185a30)

But then I'd get fat... and lazy...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fimages-2.jpg&hash=44947923c46cb8fd0e26011b8f3fba1de7359c99)

The offer is tempting, thanks, but no thanks. No Deal.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 06:03:26 PM
You're inconsistent, dammit.
And you live forever, those trees don't...
...I'll do the job myself.

*Grabs Ghost Rider by the back and injects him three litres of antidote that makes him go back to normal human state*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 11, 2011, 06:05:04 PM
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Poor Wesker. Nevermind. Guess I'll go look for jobs.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 06:05:21 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 06:03:26 PM
You're inconsistent, dammit.
And you live forever, those trees don't...
...I'll do the job myself.

*Grabs Ghost Rider by the back and injects him three litres of antidote that makes him go back to normal human state*

Damn you.

*pulls out a vial of virus.* I have a spare.

*regains powers.*

Omega
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.motifake.com%2Fimage%2Fdemotivational-poster%2F1001%2Fdoes-albert-wesker-re5-wesker-excella-bitch-demotivational-poster-1264978137.jpg&hash=05aada3a4e363670ff2e68a95014945996445010)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 06:06:58 PM
If you want to choke yourself, go on. ;)
I'll do something cool.

*Grabs all of Ghost Rider's bottles of virus, his jacket and his glasses, then throws them in a volcano*
*Injects him four litres of antidote*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 06:08:24 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 06:06:58 PM
If you want to choke yourself, go on. ;)
I'll do something cool.

*Grabs all of Ghost Rider's bottles of virus, his jacket and his glasses, then throws them in a volcano*
*Injects him four litres of antidote*

I'm immune.

*Kicks him into volcano*

You're not.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 06:09:40 PM
*Miracolously holds self onto the side of the Volcano's mouth*
You wish. *Grabs Ghost Rider's foot and throws him into the Volcano*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 11, 2011, 06:10:42 PM
*Teleports into the Volcano*

*Grabs Wesker's hand*

*Teleports out*

You okay?

That double crossin' piece of crap had it comin'. We used to be partners back in the good ol' pages.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 06:11:58 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 11, 2011, 06:10:42 PM
*Teleports into the Volcano*

*Grabs Wesker's hand*

*Teleports out*

You okay?

That double crossin' piece of crap had it comin'. We used to be partners back in the good ol' pages.

I suppose I should thank you.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20090912025807%2Fresidentevil%2Fimages%2F5%2F53%2FWesker-pissed-off.jpg&hash=20cf0514e6c7a7827a683e60202ee36aef16d56c)
Now I'm pissed.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 06:12:28 PM
You --
*Says a strange and ancient formula*
*A Meteor crashes on both PBA and Ghost Rider, sealing them into the Volcano*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 06:13:31 PM
Step back Deadpool. *cracks knuckles* I'll get us out.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 11, 2011, 06:14:19 PM
Yeah, I would be too if some guy tried to throw me into a volcano. Let's hope he doesn't come out as a dinosaur and step on us.

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 06:11:58 PM

I suppose I should thank you.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090912025807/residentevil/images/5/53/Wesker-pissed-off.jpg
Now I'm pissed.

Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 06:12:28 PM
You --
*Says a strange and ancient formula*
*A Meteor crashes on both PBA and Ghost Rider, sealing them into the Volcano*

Yeah, probably for the best. This teleport belt is gonna be out of juice soon.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 06:15:34 PM
*Teleports inside the Volcano, and sneaks up on PBA*
*Knocks him out, and steals his teleport belt*
Ohai Ghost!
*Does the Troll Face and teleports with his infinite-batteried teleporting device*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 06:17:01 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 06:15:34 PM
*Teleports inside the Volcano, and sneaks up on PBA*
*Knocks him out, and steals his teleport belt*
Ohai Ghost!
*Does the Troll Face and teleports with his infinite-batteried teleporting device*

You're like an annoying Pomeranian.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 11, 2011, 06:17:47 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 06:15:34 PM
*Teleports inside the Volcano, and sneaks up on PBA*
*Knocks him out, and steals his teleport belt*
Ohai Ghost!
*Does the Troll Face and teleports with his infinite-batteried teleporting device*

Uh, hello? Constantly fluxing brain cells over here, I can't be knocked out that easily, pal, unlike -- YOU!

*Punches Omega in the face and takes the teleporter back.*

Wesker, find us a way outta this hole!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 06:18:46 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 11, 2011, 06:17:47 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 06:15:34 PM
*Teleports inside the Volcano, and sneaks up on PBA*
*Knocks him out, and steals his teleport belt*
Ohai Ghost!
*Does the Troll Face and teleports with his infinite-batteried teleporting device*

Uh, hello? Constantly fluxing brain cells over here, I can't be knocked out that easily, pal, unlike -- YOU!

*Punches Omega in the face and takes the teleporter back.*

Wesker, find us a way outta this hole!

*punches out of the the rock.*

Here we are.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 06:19:11 PM
Your action isn't canon because it conflicts with what I said! I teleported before your punch, so nerr nerr nerr.
*Teleports to planet Yuggoth*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 11, 2011, 06:20:13 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 06:18:46 PM
*punches out of the the rock.*

Here we are.

Good, now let's leave Mister Overpowered-Zilla he- he's gone.

Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 06:19:11 PM
Your action isn't canon because it conflicts with what I said! I teleported before your punch, so nerr nerr nerr.
*Teleports to planet Yuggoth*

Ahem, you're ignoring my canon, monsieur. So shaddup.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 06:21:21 PM
And you're ignoring mine, Mr. Overpowered teleporter. So...

...Shaddup.

/originality

*Teleports to Yuggoth*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 06:22:16 PM
I'll destroy you. *looks at Deadpool* We make a good team, but I wouldn't get to comfortable.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 06:36:03 PM
*Enters in a non-euclidean geometried Palace*
*The palace if full of strange crustacean-like creatures, black wings, head with antennae all over it, backwards legs. They all look to Omega*
I'krah, I'krah mi-gos. Gt'ree, dra'tchoo s'wreh Fhtagn, Pklah'dro nakatanaa, Teklatros!
*The creatures produce a riot, when a mighty and ancient growl stops them*
*From out of the palace, a ginormous creature, as big as a mountain, looking pretty much like an iridiscent intricacy of tentacles and eyes, approaches the palace*
*Omega looks at the creature*
Ia, Ia Yog-Sothoth!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 11, 2011, 06:41:32 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 06:21:21 PM
And you're ignoring mine, Mr. Overpowered teleporter. So...

...Shaddup.

/originality

*Teleports to Yuggoth*

He thinks he's got my teleporter. But I've got my teleporter!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpoolfthat.jpg&hash=5bf628d082d0974f39e5ab9dc942e2ccd06f1267)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 06:53:59 PM
*Yog-Sothoth writhes his tentacles, saying something*

Ob'grah, Dtr'skat, Cthulhu R'lyeh Syo'tho! Ho'tnoks, Cthulhu Mglw'gtro!

*The Mi-Go swarm over and go out of the palace, beginning to build an enormous object*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 11, 2011, 07:09:59 PM
Deadpool wanders around aimlessly.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 11, 2011, 08:39:01 PM
"WHAT DA FOOK IS GOING ON!!!???"
*spins around in circles*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 08:52:34 PM
*Watches as the Mi-Go build an enormous factory made of steampunk gears*
*The factory produces a rock glove, that's put on Omega's hand*
*Omega is transported to R'Lyeh by the Mi-Gos, and as they horribly dance and call their Master, Omega inserts the Rock-glove into a door's hole*
*The door opens, revealing an almost consistent darkness*
*From the ancient depths of R'lyeh, a growl is heard*
[Shout]
He, he has come!
Ia, Ia, Ia Cthulhu Fhtagn!!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 11, 2011, 09:01:48 PM
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"Wut?"
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"f**k your Cthulhu..."
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.............
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He, he, he...blood.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 11, 2011, 09:09:29 PM
*trips on the cable of the Portal, severing C'thulu in half*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 09:11:32 PM
*Dives under the sea, to Y'ha-Nthlei*
Dagon, Kt'roo Akra'ta!
*A ginormous and grotesque hybrid between a fish and a human awakens from the depths, and it rises to the world*

*Cthulhu is severed in half with the nastyness of a moonfish, but quickly he reforms in his hateful original form*

Ia, Cthulhu Tro Dagon, Txaa'aktasa!

*The Great Old ones unleash all their power upon the world*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 10:07:29 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 11, 2011, 09:11:32 PM
*Dives under the sea, to Y'ha-Nthlei*
Dagon, Kt'roo Akra'ta!
*A ginormous and grotesque hybrid between a fish and a human awakens from the depths, and it rises to the world*

*Cthulhu is severed in half with the nastyness of a moonfish, but quickly he reforms in his hateful original form*

Ia, Cthulhu Tro Dagon, Txaa'aktasa!

*The Great Old ones unleash all their power upon the world*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg12.imageshack.us%2Fimg12%2F6277%2Fwesker2.png&hash=75156b157c65ecc6f919defe2a59975721692356)

Not on my watch you son of a bitch.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 11, 2011, 10:37:53 PM
*Hanging from a tree by his boot, asleep*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 10:41:08 PM
*shoots the branch and causes Fitz to fall*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 11, 2011, 10:42:03 PM
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*slices Fitzgerald's foot off*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lbhn2anOHI1qam94g.png&hash=c801015f184345177fd4f202e1ec4553f3eec9d1)

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 10:41:08 PM
*shoots the branch and causes Fitz to fall*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth06.deviantart.net%2Ffs22%2F300W%2Fi%2F2008%2F018%2F2%2F4%2FElfen_Lied___Lucy_by_D_jien.jpg&hash=3b61b3e8e38c0b5a56f6d756813f0d1325d2b43a)
NINJA!!!!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 10:46:05 PM
Quote from: Dark Fatalis on Apr 11, 2011, 10:42:03 PM
http://www.gkjapan.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=677&stc=1&d=1209421439
*slices Fitzgerald's foot off*
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbhn2anOHI1qam94g.png

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 10:41:08 PM
*shoots the branch and causes Fitz to fall*
http://th06.deviantart.net/fs22/300W/i/2008/018/2/4/Elfen_Lied___Lucy_by_D_jien.jpg
NINJA!!!!


I'm Albert F**king Wesker, what did you expect?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 11, 2011, 10:48:29 PM
*Head smacks into the floor*
Meg te! What was that f-
*Fatalis slices off his foot*
Te Kurva atkozot atz!
*Shoots Fatalis with 6 grenades from his launcher*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 11, 2011, 10:49:16 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 11, 2011, 10:48:29 PM
*Head smacks into the floor*
Meg te! What was that f-
*Fatalis slices off his foot*
Te Kurva atkozot atz!
*Shoots Fatalis with 6 grenades from his launcher*

You were snoring, I shut you up.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 11, 2011, 11:09:11 PM
*uses vectors to deflect grenade rounds*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 11, 2011, 11:13:08 PM
*Reloads and shoots the grenades in a specific pattern causing Fatalis to fall*
Now this!
*Pulls out his rocket launcher and as Fatalis is hitting the ground, unprepared, fires*
SEMPER FI MOTHERf**kER!
*Fatalis is blown to bloody bits*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 12, 2011, 12:17:19 AM
 :D
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 12, 2011, 12:20:17 AM
You enjoy watching people get blown up?
*Grabs his foot*
Eh, I kind of do too.
*Reataches foot ala Deadpool*
Nope, backwards....
*Fixes foot and stands up*
So... Er who wants to watch movies?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 12, 2011, 12:23:04 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 12, 2011, 12:20:17 AM
You enjoy watching people get blown up?
*Grabs his foot*
Eh, I kind of do too.
*Reataches foot ala Deadpool*
Nope, backwards....
*Fixes foot and stands up*
So... Er who wants to watch movies?

Can't I've got a world to conquer.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 12, 2011, 12:26:44 AM
Oh yeah right.
I might end up stopping you but I get the feeling I'll end up just being a survivor hiding from infected people.
Have fun with that anyways.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 12, 2011, 12:27:44 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 12, 2011, 12:26:44 AM
Oh yeah right.
I might end up stopping you but I get the feeling I'll end up just being a survivor hiding from infected people.
Have fun with that anyways.

You probably will be. Its always fun.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 12, 2011, 02:17:01 AM
{Was useing her wrist com like a two way video phone}
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 12, 2011, 02:17:53 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Apr 12, 2011, 02:17:01 AM
{Was useing her wrist com like a two way video phone}

Well, well, what do we have here?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 12, 2011, 02:21:28 AM
And then these humans... all f^cking stupid... {Sees she being watched} Got to go {Hands up} what the hell are you looking at......
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 12, 2011, 02:22:29 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Apr 12, 2011, 02:21:28 AM
And then these humans... all f^cking stupid... {Sees she being watched} Got to go {Hands up} what the hell are you looking at......

*takes off sunglasses.*

As you can tell, I'm not human. So what are you?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 12, 2011, 02:26:16 AM
............. you do look human....
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 12, 2011, 02:28:13 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Apr 12, 2011, 02:26:16 AM
............. you do look human....

Can a human do this?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.deviantart.com%2Fdownload%2F139091166%2FWesker__s_moooooves_by_Always_Envious.gif&hash=88687a932b7890bb3998da87fffe2b865a020b48)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 12, 2011, 02:32:31 AM
Er.....
Yeah, I can and so can Deadpool.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 12, 2011, 02:36:51 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 12, 2011, 02:32:31 AM
Er.....
Yeah, I can and so can Deadpool.

Deadpool isn't human.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 12, 2011, 02:37:54 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 12, 2011, 02:28:13 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Apr 12, 2011, 02:26:16 AM
............. you do look human....

Can a human do this?

http://www.deviantart.com/download/139091166/Wesker__s_moooooves_by_Always_Envious.gif
yes its called meth... heh...
and who cares you still look like one
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 12, 2011, 02:47:01 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Apr 12, 2011, 02:37:54 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 12, 2011, 02:28:13 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Apr 12, 2011, 02:26:16 AM
............. you do look human....

Can a human do this?

http://www.deviantart.com/download/139091166/Wesker__s_moooooves_by_Always_Envious.gif
yes its called meth... heh...
and who cares you still look like one

I may look human, but I'm faster, stronger, have a healing ability, and I have Uroboros.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 12, 2011, 02:47:38 AM
I don't know what that is but shut up {Grabs Fitz and walks off}
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 12, 2011, 02:49:10 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Apr 12, 2011, 02:47:38 AM
I don't know what that is but shut up {Grabs Fitz and walks off}

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hiphopgamershow.com%2Fnew%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F02%2Fresident-evil-5-character-albert-wesker-500x312.png&hash=afcd9028078d098fd13a38ca247c9a195ccc0e13)

Damn it.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 12, 2011, 04:21:01 AM
*Is grabbed and taken away*
Er.... Hey Queen.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 12, 2011, 12:36:17 PM
Azo! N'kriite Canada!
*Dagon takes control of Canada*

N'go. N'krii Australia!
*Proceeds to Australia*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 12, 2011, 01:01:56 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 12, 2011, 12:36:17 PM
Azo! N'kriite Canada!
*Dagon takes control of Canada*

N'go. N'krii Australia!
*Proceeds to Australia*

*watches via satellite.*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 12, 2011, 01:04:00 PM
*Thinks about how he could be watched*
Mhm.

Mi-Go, na'trakta sk'too! *Mi-Go swarm to space and consume all the satellites orbiting around Earth, one by one*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 12, 2011, 01:05:42 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 12, 2011, 01:04:00 PM
*Thinks about how he could be watched*
Mhm.

Mi-Go, na'trakta sk'too! *Mi-Go swarm to space and consume all the satellites orbiting around Earth, one by one*

Hm...Smart bastard.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 12, 2011, 02:34:02 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 12, 2011, 02:36:51 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 12, 2011, 02:32:31 AM
Er.....
Yeah, I can and so can Deadpool.

Deadpool isn't human.

Actually, I am.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Foutput.gif&hash=b9def8ddc2a79e5fa33ac154238b0ab0cf627935)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 14, 2011, 06:30:34 PM
I have never played with Deadpool before... {Stares}
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 14, 2011, 06:32:57 PM
*Stares back*

*Becomes unnerved*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F1269657-morbius___frankencastle_3-1.jpg&hash=7e997675a817b3bc5ab7b919bc3c153467084aee)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 14, 2011, 06:40:11 PM
Is it horrible that I want to make you cry? {Tilts head}
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 14, 2011, 06:43:00 PM
*sniff*

...no.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fqq.jpg&hash=58cea15964d396bab6eebead33b48a37cd0023af)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 14, 2011, 06:48:28 PM
{Reachs out and grabs onto his skull and drags him} come on lets go find out were everyone else went!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 14, 2011, 06:50:25 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpoolfthat.jpg&hash=5bf628d082d0974f39e5ab9dc942e2ccd06f1267)

I mean, ur, yes, of course.

*follows nervously*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 14, 2011, 07:39:30 PM
"If people are looking for me, I'm sitting on a couch in a tree house eating Doritos while playing some Halo Reach, and I'm being too much of a lazy fatass to do anything at the moment ;D"
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 14, 2011, 08:11:16 PM
*in a secret lair watching everything via satellite.*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: ShadowPred on Apr 14, 2011, 09:44:04 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 14, 2011, 06:50:25 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpoolfthat.jpg

I mean, ur, yes, of course.

*follows nervously*


f**king brilliant
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 14, 2011, 09:58:07 PM
{blind folded}
Queen? Where did you put me?
Queen?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 14, 2011, 10:33:11 PM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Apr 14, 2011, 09:44:04 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 14, 2011, 06:50:25 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpoolfthat.jpg

I mean, ur, yes, of course.

*follows nervously*


f**king brilliant

I made that all by myself, aren't I amazing? :D
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 14, 2011, 10:34:52 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 14, 2011, 09:58:07 PM
{blind folded}
Queen? Where did you put me?
Queen?

*zziiiiip*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 14, 2011, 10:48:25 PM
"This is getting weird...know what I' am so out of here."

*sprouts wings and flies to cave*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 14, 2011, 10:58:38 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 14, 2011, 10:34:52 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 14, 2011, 09:58:07 PM
{blind folded}
Queen? Where did you put me?
Queen?

*zziiiiip*

*reaches hands to his back*
And now a trick from Jango Fett on rape prevention!
*Leans forward and shoot his AT4-CS directly at the roof above Chupa crushing his lower body*
Now an ill-fated trick from Boba Fett on how to roll down hills!
*jumps up and slams into a wall then rolls out of his location*
Aughuaghaughihopetheresnosarlaacaughaughaugh
Hits about 10 rocks*
Ok i was in a cave!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 14, 2011, 11:12:10 PM
no asshole, you just blew up the top floor neighbor.

Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 15, 2011, 12:33:56 AM
{Was sitting on a rock with a bowl of chicken soup in her hands}
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 15, 2011, 12:37:54 AM
that's not chicken.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 15, 2011, 12:38:16 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 14, 2011, 10:58:38 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 14, 2011, 10:34:52 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 14, 2011, 09:58:07 PM
{blind folded}
Queen? Where did you put me?
Queen?

*zziiiiip*

*reaches hands to his back*
And now a trick from Jango Fett on rape prevention!
*Leans forward and shoot his AT4-CS directly at the roof above Chupa crushing his lower body*
Now an ill-fated trick from Boba Fett on how to roll down hills!
*jumps up and slams into a wall then rolls out of his location*
Aughuaghaughihopetheresnosarlaacaughaughaugh
Hits about 10 rocks*
Ok i was in a cave!

"Please don't let that be my cave... :("

Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 14, 2011, 11:12:10 PM
no asshole, you just blew up the top floor neighbor.



"Oh, oh god, thank god it's not."
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 15, 2011, 12:41:38 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 15, 2011, 12:37:54 AM
that's not chicken.
your right its human {Lifts her mask back a bit and kinda just lets it slide into her mouth}
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 15, 2011, 12:43:11 AM
no, i mean, i tasted it, it was more like Duck or something.

trust me, i am a Chupacabras. and now i will get the hell away from you before you realize i've been messing with your food.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 15, 2011, 12:49:28 AM
{Throws the bowl at Chupas head then runs after him}
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 15, 2011, 12:50:32 AM
*benny hill plays*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 03:41:50 AM
Agh!
*Continues trying to remove the rope holding his arms*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nelizar The Hybrid on Apr 15, 2011, 03:42:24 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 03:41:50 AM
Agh!
*Continues trying to remove the rope holding his arms*

*Enters thread* Umm...
need help there buddy?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 03:42:49 AM
*In his chair watching via satellite.*

They have only delayed my plans.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 03:43:50 AM
Quote from: Nelizar The Hybrid on Apr 15, 2011, 03:42:24 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 03:41:50 AM
Agh!
*Continues trying to remove the rope holding his arms*

*Enters thread* Umm...
need help there buddy?
*is also blindfolded*
Who said that?
Please just cut the ropes from my hands so I can get Chupa!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nelizar The Hybrid on Apr 15, 2011, 03:45:39 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 03:43:50 AM
Quote from: Nelizar The Hybrid on Apr 15, 2011, 03:42:24 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 03:41:50 AM
Agh!
*Continues trying to remove the rope holding his arms*

*Enters thread* Umm...
need help there buddy?
*is also blindfolded*
Who said that?
Please just cut the ropes from my hands so I can get Chupa!

*Shrugs and cuts the ropes holding your arms/hands* I also see your blindfolded... just take that off already now that I freed you from.... doom? hunger? Heck I don't know what was going on
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 15, 2011, 03:46:26 AM
{Kicks Nelizar over} I had him there for a reson!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nelizar The Hybrid on Apr 15, 2011, 03:48:37 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Apr 15, 2011, 03:46:26 AM
{Kicks Nelizar over} I had him there for a reson!

*looks at you* Who? where? What?
Oh hey, what do you want? Don't you see I am busy wondering why the heck I am here doing this? *laughs a little*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 03:49:05 AM
*is immediately caught by a net PQ threw*
Why? Why do you have me here?
Can I at least have some food?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 15, 2011, 03:50:12 AM
Sure you can lick the chicken soup on Chupa {Stupid idea is stupid}
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 03:50:35 AM
Looks like I need to intervene.
*gets up out of his chair.*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nelizar The Hybrid on Apr 15, 2011, 03:51:10 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Apr 15, 2011, 03:50:12 AM
Sure you can lick the chicken soup on Chupa {Stupid idea is stupid}

*Shakes head* umm.. no.... but why do you want this 'chupa' to be here/stay here?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 03:53:40 AM
*See's Chupa is also in a net*
So... f**king... Hungry.... It's been 2 days in that building dammit!
*tries to reach Chupa's backpack*
There has to be... Rations.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 03:55:25 AM
*teleports in front of Fitz* You look like you're in a spot of trouble.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nelizar The Hybrid on Apr 15, 2011, 03:56:15 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 03:53:40 AM
*See's Chupa is also in a net*
So... f**king... Hungry.... It's been 2 days in that building dammit!
*tries to reach Chupa's backpack*
There has to be... Rations.

*grins at you* Well.... here *takes a piece of bread out and throws it at you*
It was in my pocket, must've been in there for weeks.... just eat it.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 03:59:04 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 03:55:25 AM
*teleports in front of Fitz* You look like you're in a spot of trouble.
I dunno, I'll trust Queen as long as she doesn't send us to a game reserve again.
Just cut these ropes and then I'll eat Chupa's rations and see where this goes.
Please and thank you.
Quote from: Nelizar The Hybrid on Apr 15, 2011, 03:56:15 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 03:53:40 AM
*See's Chupa is also in a net*
So... f**king... Hungry.... It's been 2 days in that building dammit!
*tries to reach Chupa's backpack*
There has to be... Rations.

*grins at you* Well.... here *takes a piece of bread out and throws it at you*
It was in my pocket, must've been in there for weeks.... just eat it.
*Eagerly devours bread*
Thank y-
*throws up*
I think that might have been in there longer than a few weeks....
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 04:00:43 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 03:59:04 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 03:55:25 AM
*teleports in front of Fitz* You look like you're in a spot of trouble.
I dunno, I'll trust Queen as long as she doesn't send us to a game reserve again.
Just cut these ropes and then I'll eat Chupa's rations and see where this goes.
Please and thank you.





*cuts rope and gives Fitz a syringe.*

Take this, you'll need it.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nelizar The Hybrid on Apr 15, 2011, 04:01:00 AM
Quote from: Nelizar The Hybrid on Apr 15, 2011, 03:56:15 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 03:53:40 AM
*See's Chupa is also in a net*
So... f**king... Hungry.... It's been 2 days in that building dammit!
*tries to reach Chupa's backpack*
There has to be... Rations.

*grins at you* Well.... here *takes a piece of bread out and throws it at you*
It was in my pocket, must've been in there for weeks.... just eat it.
*Eagerly devours bread*
Thank y-
*throws up*
I think that might have been in there longer than a few weeks....
[/quote]

Oh, well sorry for bad thinking *Grins* I have to leave for now, next time your in trouble.... heck I don't even know if i'll be there, just wait for me.
Cya later! *Dissapears instantly*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 15, 2011, 04:03:47 AM
{Hands Fiz a manwhich} i dont like them...
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 04:54:25 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 04:00:43 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 03:59:04 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 03:55:25 AM
*teleports in front of Fitz* You look like you're in a spot of trouble.
I dunno, I'll trust Queen as long as she doesn't send us to a game reserve again.
Just cut these ropes and then I'll eat Chupa's rations and see where this goes.
Please and thank you.





*cuts rope and gives Fitz a syringe.*

Take this, you'll need it.
This an anti virus that makes me immune to your saturation?
Thanks. And thanks for cutting the ropes too.
Quote from: Predator Queen on Apr 15, 2011, 04:03:47 AM
{Hands Fiz a manwhich} i dont like them...
My name isn't Fiz but thanks!
*Eats manwhich*
So... Good
*Eats everything in Chupa's backpack and then drinks his 5 water bottles.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 15, 2011, 11:19:26 AM
Is there anything going on or can I estabilish domination on the rest of Earth already?
I'm tired to play Yuggoth chess.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 01:40:58 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 04:54:25 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 04:00:43 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 03:59:04 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 03:55:25 AM
*teleports in front of Fitz* You look like you're in a spot of trouble.
I dunno, I'll trust Queen as long as she doesn't send us to a game reserve again.
Just cut these ropes and then I'll eat Chupa's rations and see where this goes.
Please and thank you.





*cuts rope and gives Fitz a syringe.*

Take this, you'll need it.
This an anti virus that makes me immune to your saturation?
Thanks. And thanks for cutting the ropes too.


You could say that.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 15, 2011, 05:49:14 PM
*A rumbling sound is heard*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fvrmmmmmmmmmm.png&hash=03114c6cb132693a05e4fb6ef92baba39932ebf1)

*crashes into thread*

You guys--

--do NOT want to know where Predator Queen took me.

Game reserve? I expected an arcade--!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 15, 2011, 06:34:16 PM
...how the hell did i got here?

aww shit, i did it again did i?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 15, 2011, 06:46:22 PM
I think I'm gonna go sit down.

*Sits down with a blank stare*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 15, 2011, 06:49:08 PM
im getting sloppy... maybe i am, in fact, too old for this shit  :-\
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 15, 2011, 06:50:10 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpoolfthat.jpg&hash=5bf628d082d0974f39e5ab9dc942e2ccd06f1267)

You're never too old for senseless violence!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 07:27:29 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 15, 2011, 05:49:14 PM
*A rumbling sound is heard*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fvrmmmmmmmmmm.png&hash=03114c6cb132693a05e4fb6ef92baba39932ebf1)

*crashes into thread*

You guys--

--do NOT want to know where Predator Queen took me.

Game reserve? I expected an arcade--!

0_0
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 15, 2011, 07:30:18 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Ffine.png&hash=167ac8a713861aa1956834ac694403e4c5e68681)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 07:32:45 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 15, 2011, 07:30:18 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/fine.png

Well I'm off.

*teleports to base.*

Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 15, 2011, 07:34:51 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool_New1-1.jpg&hash=ed48a91ef0d07a71cc2c8cc4c5011e4ea47d1afb)

Huh, he's gone.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 07:35:56 PM
*Sits in chair and activates satellite.*

Hm, this "Deadpool", he could be useful. I'll watch this development.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 15, 2011, 07:40:04 PM
*snores in a chair, tacos by his side*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 15, 2011, 08:27:56 PM
*Pops head into thread, sees no action going on*

This must be a filler episode. :-\... ;)

*Covers everyones head with a black bin liner bag*

For thoses of you that have survived! ;D

*Removes bags*

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And in the far corner;
Spoiler
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[close]
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 08:29:07 PM
*watching with satellite.*

What the hell?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 15, 2011, 08:34:36 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 15, 2011, 11:19:26 AM
Is there anything going on or can I estabilish domination on the rest of Earth already?
I'm tired to play Yuggoth chess.
...So yeah, I can.

*Conquers world*

*Heads to Mars*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 08:35:16 PM
Well, this new enemy is something else.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 15, 2011, 08:43:17 PM
awww shit yeah
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbitgame.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F02%2Fduke_nukem_3d.jpg&hash=df1125c086fa1e430d189382ccb5301d2f68e663)


SHAKE IT BABY

Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 15, 2011, 08:44:49 PM
*At the club*

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(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FPQGetsADance.jpg&hash=b9bff79eba9194fa3597990bf09a1d10b0f065a6)

*Steps outside and sees Omega heading to Mars and shouts*

GOOD LUCK MAN! ;D
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 08:46:19 PM
Quote from: Lie on Apr 15, 2011, 08:44:49 PM
*At the club*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FPBADon.jpg&hash=2dbce7c5463dc261585cbf5519e210a71f329842)
http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac206/Lie1295/lap_dance2.jpg
http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac206/Lie1295/PQGetsADance.jpg

*Steps outside and sees Omega heading to Mars and shouts*

GOOD LUCK MAN! ;D

*teleports to club*

What's going on here?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 15, 2011, 08:52:35 PM
*Waving money at a stripper trying to get more of her attention in an attempt to spite Chupa*

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 08:46:19 PM
What's going on here?

Hey man! You made it, catch! :)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbooze2upreston.com%2Fimages%2Fjd.jpg&hash=e55975cd2f9147cc38469b75d29d2d0b481cd067)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 09:01:22 PM
Quote from: Lie on Apr 15, 2011, 08:52:35 PM
*Waving money at a stripper trying to get more of her attention in an attempt to spite Chupa*

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 08:46:19 PM
What's going on here?

Hey man! You made it, catch! :)

http://booze2upreston.com/images/jd.jpg

Thanks.

*takes a seat.*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 15, 2011, 09:18:18 PM
*steals the stripper*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 09:20:46 PM
*takes a drink of Whiskey.*

This is good stuff.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 15, 2011, 09:37:19 PM
*Gets 6 shots from the bartender, looks at Chupa taking a stripper into a back room*

>:(

*takes a shot and says to the bartender*

Can you believe that guy! >:(

*Takes two shot*

Ah! I mean who the hell does it he think he is! >:(

*Takes two more*

We're all here have a good time and his run off with a...

*Takes the last shot*

His ok ya'know, it's always my Dirty Tactics vs his Amry Thingys *Burp* I'll kill him one day.

*Bartender pours me one more shot*

Just you wait and see!  ;)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 15, 2011, 09:50:17 PM
BUT THEN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0VgnCiuFfA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0VgnCiuFfA#)

Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 15, 2011, 10:04:20 PM
*Suddenly the bar is swamped with girls dancing to Aerosmith*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bikinibeat.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F04%2Fbikini-girls-dancing-on-bar.jpg&hash=a905b4b530c63bd41a4a53835261c24d34192513)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bikinibeat.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F04%2Fhot-bikini-girls-460x319.jpg&hash=fb4f963fc6f3ab525083c0caee8e323607b98019)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 10:40:01 PM
Quote from: Lie on Apr 15, 2011, 10:04:20 PM
*Suddenly the bar is swamped with girls dancing to Aerosmith*

http://www.bikinibeat.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/bikini-girls-dancing-on-bar.jpg
http://www.bikinibeat.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hot-bikini-girls-460x319.jpg

Its good to be a villain.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 15, 2011, 10:50:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooFSFR2s7Ig# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooFSFR2s7Ig#)


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:01:42 PM
*Was unconscious and wakes up with the stripper on top of him*
WHAT THE HELL.
*Throws the stripper off and pulls out empty handgun*
What the hell is this? I am a sensible man with sensible morals.
*Grabs a magazine and loads it*
I don't do drugs, don't drink alcohol, and practice abstinence.
*Shoots the stripper then turns to Lie*
Then you f**king kidnap me and put me in this whore house?!?
*Shoots Lie dead center right between the eyes*
f**k you.
*Walks out of the whore house and the thread*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 11:02:43 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:01:42 PM
*Was unconscious and wakes up with the stripper on top of him*
WHAT THE HELL.
*Throws the stripper off and pulls out empty handgun*
What the hell is this? I am a sensible man with sensible morals.
*Grabs a magazine and loads it*
I don't do drugs, don't drink alcohol, and practice abstinence.
*Shoots the stripper then turns to Lie*
Then you f**king kidnap me and put me in this whore house?!?
*Shoots Lie dead center right between the eyes*
f**k you.
*Walks out of the whore house and the thread*

Calm down man. Do you still have the syringe?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 15, 2011, 11:04:02 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHMYf**kINGLORDSWEETSHITCOCKLOVINGAPHRODITE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMG-LWyNcAs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMG-LWyNcAs#)

WHY
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:05:33 PM
*Pulls out the syringe*
Yes.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 11:06:22 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:05:33 PM
*Pulls out the syringe*
Yes.

Good. You'll need it.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 15, 2011, 11:06:57 PM
*Walks out of the bathroom to find a stripper and my stunt double lying dead in a pool of blood*

???

Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:07:46 PM
*Shoots the actual Lie twice in the body and once in the head*
No more excuses.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 11:08:17 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:07:46 PM
*Shoots the actual Lie twice in the body and once in the head*
No more excuses.

Very good. Now use the syringe.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:12:34 PM
*grabs a hooker and injects a small amount of the syringe*
First a test.
*She erupts into an Uroboros creature*
....
*Shoots Wesker in the face with his rocket launcher*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 11:13:30 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:12:34 PM
*grabs a hooker and injects a small amount of the syringe*
First a test.
*She erupts into an Uroboros creature*
....
*Shoots Wesker in the face with his rocket launcher*

Its not Uroboros. That's back at the shop.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:15:37 PM
Then why the f**k is she an Uroboros monster?
*Shoots the uroboro-hooker with his shotgun*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 11:16:28 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:15:37 PM
Then why the f**k is she an Uroboros monster?
*Shoots the uroboro-hooker with his shotgun*

Someone must have...
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 15, 2011, 11:18:04 PM
*In Hell*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_hmWPgmdF4T4%2FSuB0iK8Yv-I%2FAAAAAAAAAow%2F3nu5Lb3fzpI%2Fs400%2Fsexy%2Bdevil.jpg&hash=2e2932f623dc488d53b16b58ba87bb8e0fa0a4ea)

Devil: Long time no see baby. :-*

Lie: What can I say; I had a good run. 8)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:19:14 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 11:16:28 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:15:37 PM
Then why the f**k is she an Uroboros monster?
*Shoots the uroboro-hooker with his shotgun*

Someone must have...
Just tell me what's in the syringe then.
*Looks at Lie's dead body*
So he made a whore house to try to infect u-
*whips around and aims his shotgun at Chupa*
Stay still or ill blow you to hell.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 11:21:46 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:19:14 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 11:16:28 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:15:37 PM
Then why the f**k is she an Uroboros monster?
*Shoots the uroboro-hooker with his shotgun*

Someone must have...
Just tell me what's in the syringe then.
*Looks at Lie's dead body*
So he made a whore house to try to infect u-
*whips around and aims his shotgun at Chupa*
Stay still or ill blow you to hell.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blogcdn.com%2Fwww.joystiq.com%2Fmedia%2F2009%2F11%2Fweskersgotagun_580.jpg&hash=64b05a2dde9a91624997ab28e7eee84961e6c31f)

The T-Virus. It'll make you superhuman.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 15, 2011, 11:23:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWB_COSUXMw# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWB_COSUXMw#)

WE MUST KILL EARTH

RIGHT

THE f**k

NOW
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:27:16 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 11:21:46 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:19:14 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 11:16:28 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:15:37 PM
Then why the f**k is she an Uroboros monster?
*Shoots the uroboro-hooker with his shotgun*

Someone must have...
Just tell me what's in the syringe then.
*Looks at Lie's dead body*
So he made a whore house to try to infect u-
*whips around and aims his shotgun at Chupa*
Stay still or ill blow you to hell.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/11/weskersgotagun_580.jpg

The T-Virus. It'll make you superhuman.
*Keeps his gun trained on Chupa*
What did I just say about not taking drugs?
I'm good enough on my own, and I've got a project going right now that will make me better.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 11:28:49 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:27:16 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 11:21:46 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:19:14 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 11:16:28 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:15:37 PM
Then why the f**k is she an Uroboros monster?
*Shoots the uroboro-hooker with his shotgun*

Someone must have...
Just tell me what's in the syringe then.
*Looks at Lie's dead body*
So he made a whore house to try to infect u-
*whips around and aims his shotgun at Chupa*
Stay still or ill blow you to hell.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/11/weskersgotagun_580.jpg

The T-Virus. It'll make you superhuman.
*Keeps his gun trained on Chupa*
What did I just say about not taking drugs?
I'm good enough on my own, and I've got a project going right now that will make me better.
I can respect that. Keep the syringe. It might come in handy.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 15, 2011, 11:34:47 PM
ARE YOU PEOPLE NOT SEEING THE MOTHERf**kING BUGS!?!?!?!

JESUS f**k I AM HALLUCINATING


AAAAAaaaAAAaaAÄÄÄÂÂÁÁAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 11:35:58 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 15, 2011, 11:34:47 PM
ARE YOU PEOPLE NOT SEEING THE MOTHERf**kING BUGS!?!?!?!

JESUS f**k I AM HALLUCINATING


AAAAAaaaAAAaaAÄÄÄÂÂÁÁAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAHHHHHHHH

*shoots Chupa in the head.*

Now I can think.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:37:09 PM
Ok GR
*Begins to back out of the building still aiming at Chupa*
He's all yours
*Backs out of building and disappears into the shadows of the streets*
...
*hears gun shot*
Huh. Shoulda done that myself
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 11:38:17 PM
Who could have found my base? Its strange unless it was...Lie. That bastard.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 15, 2011, 11:39:53 PM
OH GOD MY f**kING HEAD WHAT THE f**kING DICK SHITTING NIPPLES YOU ALMOST f**kING SCALP ME YOU MOTHERf**kING SON OF A DIRTY f**k


*burst in flames, breaks through a window and escapes*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 15, 2011, 11:46:22 PM
[In Hell, The Devils Bedroom]

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.uncoached.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F10%2Fsexy_devil_1.jpg&hash=7815276ae5d983b407cea5f5ece625a8725c68a6)

Devil: Lie? Whatever can I help you with *Spreads legs*

Lie: Tch! ::) I'm here to fill in-

Devil: I knew it! ;D

Lie: For Death! >:(

Devil: Death? What happened to him?

Lie: Hell if I know...

Spoiler

Lie: So long sucker! :laugh:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth06.deviantart.com%2Ffs31%2F300W%2Fi%2F2008%2F334%2F8%2F0%2FDrowning_Revised_by_danji_isthmus.png&hash=1da2b25b7c5f5068cc6253c082070268e90b7525)
[close]

Lie: So can I take his job or what?

Devil: ... :-\

Lie:  ;)

Devil: Fine! ;D

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Ftaqohiko.jpg&hash=25a27c170470225cdda9ea1fd1f2da31d8acb0d4)
Lie: Perfect.

Devil: You do know that means you can't leave Hell while have Death's Powers, you just manipulate things as an unseen force.

Lie: Oh I know!  :)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FDeathComesForYouFitz.jpg&hash=a295f4d49bad3a58de2a271ae71f6c06db8151c8)

Spoiler
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 15, 2011, 11:23:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWB_COSUXMw# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWB_COSUXMw#)

WE MUST KILL EARTH

RIGHT

THE f**k

NOW
On a f**king side note, DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY! :o
[close]
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 11:49:05 PM
Lie, I will destroy him. That son of a bitch. Somethings happening. *Albert Wesker blows up, leaving only a being with a skull wreathed in flame.* The Rider lives again.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:49:44 PM
*Stares at Lie*
You can't affect me. I'm not a man of your religious beliefs.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 11:52:39 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F33806%2F1768650-ghostrv3001_cov_col.jpg&hash=dca26809285646184b0f8077f56d14abbabc9db0)

PREPARE FOR YOUR DESTRUCTION LIE!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 15, 2011, 11:55:40 PM
*but then, f**king honey badgers*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.newsworld22.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F04%2FHoney-Badger.jpg&hash=a2d52346678753756a4bbbb3027ff1b9cf06b177)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 15, 2011, 11:56:06 PM
*Sitting down in the far corner of the club, watching the action unfold*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FPBADon.jpg&hash=2dbce7c5463dc261585cbf5519e210a71f329842)

Hey--! Don't you girls leave! No! I don't care how scared you are! I'm slipping money into places to help you chicks pay for college! Now shaddup and lemme enjoy this!

*looks around*

Wait a second... that stripper behind me is ugly as sin! The one on the right, no thanks! You, blondie, you can stay. Heh. It's good to be the King.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 15, 2011, 11:56:51 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 15, 2011, 11:56:06 PM
*Sitting down in the far corner of the club, watching the action unfold*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FPBADon.jpg&hash=2dbce7c5463dc261585cbf5519e210a71f329842)

Hey--! Don't you girls leave! No! I don't care how scared you are! I'm slipping money into places to help you chicks pay for college! Now shaddup and lemme enjoy this!

*looks around*

Wait a second... that stripper behind me is ugly as sin! The one on the right, no thanks! You, blondie, you can stay. Heh. It's good to be the King.

*facepalm.*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 15, 2011, 11:58:09 PM
Hey you, shaddup. I'm picky, and I ain't having no girl around me who looks like she should be grazing!

*sees honey badgers*

Arrrgh, #$%& this.

*teleports outta thread 'till tomorrow*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 12:00:24 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:49:44 PM
*Stares at Lie*
You can't affect me. I'm not a man of your religious beliefs.

Tell that to cast of the Final Destination films.

*Suddenly a truck breaks through the wall aimed for Fitz*

I'll take my time with you son! ;D

*floats over to Ghost*

That man, Fitzgerald, shot a woman, the host of that party = me, then you, and your after me why? Besides you'd have to travel to Hell to get me and the only way to do that is to die... And I'm Death :), I control who lives and who dies!

*evil lol*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 12:02:11 AM
Quote from: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 12:00:24 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 15, 2011, 11:49:44 PM
*Stares at Lie*
You can't affect me. I'm not a man of your religious beliefs.

Tell that to cast of the Final Destination films.

*Suddenly a truck breaks through the wall aimed for Fitz*

I'll take my time with you son! ;D

*floats over to Ghost*

That man, Fitzgerald, shot a woman, the host of that party = me, then you, and your after me why? Besides you'd have to travel to Hell to get me and the only way to do that is to die... And I'm Death :), I control who lives and who dies!

*evil lol*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F33806%2F1768649-ghostrv3001_adams_var_col.jpg&hash=f9d45e34cefd9ff35a16bfbc44deb7ff084aeff1)

AFTER YOU!!!!

*wraps chain around Lie and drags him to Hell*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 16, 2011, 12:03:52 AM
I'd tell that to the final destination cast but their movies suck.
*Walks straight through the truck*
....
*Reaches his old base inside of a UNSC ship in the desert*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 12:15:35 AM
[In Hell, Death's Palace]

He had to go and run off to a desert... :D

[Outside Fitz Base]
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fiwishnews.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F01%2FPicture-5.png&hash=28a84880bd5a8dc83546c7a7f39f0023c6b36929)

[Back In Hell]
Enjoy!

*Looks a Ghost holding the phantom me and sighs*

It wasn't easy for me to arange this but I have a gift for you Ghost.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.layoutsparks.com%2F1%2F244038%2Fdark-angels-black-wings-31000.jpg&hash=e233162a3984b4101c821ae77ec6651c9598eace)

My dear :), would you please kill our uninvited guest! >:(

Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 12:17:21 AM
I will kill you, Demon Bitch. Then you're next Lie.

*Grabs the Demon around the throat.*

Shall we dance?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 12:20:21 AM
*Watched as this happened to Ghost*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi473.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Frr97%2Fabhinewton53%2Fendofdreams.gif&hash=28fa6363837b3e8c63f4267a476947b3ab6d017c)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 12:23:52 AM
Quote from: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 12:20:21 AM
*Watched as this happened to Ghost*

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/abhinewton53/endofdreams.gif

*gets back up.*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F39876%2F1308796-ultimate_avengers_2_05025.jpg&hash=b001bea770ee381ca57803b28999ca37e1fabad3)

*gets chain around demon's neck.*

Our time together is over.

*rips her head off.*

Now for the the main prize.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 12:33:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix_Cefk2avM#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix_Cefk2avM#ws)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 12:34:17 AM
Quote from: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 12:33:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix_Cefk2avM#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix_Cefk2avM#ws)

It'll take more than that to intimidate me.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 12:44:47 AM
*A beam of light falls from the heavens and surrounds Ghost*

Congratz man. ;D

*Gets up out of throne*

Whenever a sinner defeats a Fallen Angel they gain entry to the Kingdom of Heaven. ;D

*Watches as Ghost floats away*

See you tomorrow. ;)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 16, 2011, 01:37:15 AM
{Grabs Lie and pulls him into her body} your not leaveing from my site again!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 16, 2011, 02:37:48 AM
*doors of ship open*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F29yfguc.jpg&hash=69c5a79921e636afdf9513c9290b7f1feb500471)
*Walks out into the desert and the mummies disappear*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 16, 2011, 02:58:34 AM
when was the last time i used heavy artillery on this place? these hookers are getting on my nerves and the music's shit.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 03:42:51 AM
Quote from: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 12:44:47 AM
*A beam of light falls from the heavens and surrounds Ghost*

Congratz man. ;D

*Gets up out of throne*

Whenever a sinner defeats a Fallen Angel they gain entry to the Kingdom of Heaven. ;D

*Watches as Ghost floats away*

See you tomorrow. ;)

The world isn't ready to be without the Spirit of Vengeance.

*rides off.*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2011, 04:10:07 PM
Ahem, just letting y'all know, Lie isn't Death, 'cause Death is a chick, I know, I dated her.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_ykgzKna3Vk0%2FShEB3pHdkLI%2FAAAAAAAAG1I%2Fu6K25nEd2sY%2Fs320%2FDeadpool_Annual_1998.jpg&hash=07603822403d65ff937e03dcf8810d6d8abf9c51)

You see? Lie is an impostor!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 04:13:00 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2011, 04:10:07 PM
Ahem, just letting y'all know, Lie isn't Death, 'cause Death is a chick, I know, I dated her.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ykgzKna3Vk0/ShEB3pHdkLI/AAAAAAAAG1I/u6K25nEd2sY/s320/Deadpool_Annual_1998.jpg

You see? Lie is an impostor!

And apparently Satan is a woman.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 05:19:55 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2011, 04:10:07 PM
Ahem, just letting y'all know, Lie isn't Death, 'cause Death is a chick, I know, I dated her.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ykgzKna3Vk0/ShEB3pHdkLI/AAAAAAAAG1I/u6K25nEd2sY/s320/Deadpool_Annual_1998.jpg

You see? Lie is an impostor!

An imposter you say? Death went off somewhere so I took his/hers job. :P

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.underwater.com.au%2Fcontent%2F5761%2Fskull.jpg&hash=61acfb5cd368568a23d519e32c52145ea0111614)
[close]

Quote from: Predator Queen on Apr 16, 2011, 01:37:15 AM
{Grabs Lie and pulls him into her body} your not leaveing from my site again!

Whaddya mean...

*Sighs*

Fine, but I've got a little unfinished business to take care of first.

*Shuffles around giving PQ a piggy back, appears in the desert, kicks Fitz in the balls*

You know where to find me and you know how to get there.  >:(

*Then drags Sharp Sticks to Hell*

[Hell, Death's Palace, Dungeons]

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FSaturdaywithPQ.jpg&hash=126d6a33f52c0eeb6f671a5e6b5c6f1b526ff07a)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 05:22:16 PM
*kicks the door down*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F39876%2F1771303-screen_shot_2011_04_14_at_2.23.02_pm.png&hash=df458f5c82fb04f180549343c9cf290463986615)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 16, 2011, 05:26:34 PM
WELL that's more than enough. bring it on boys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKP3kAjOi8Y# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKP3kAjOi8Y#)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 16, 2011, 05:30:14 PM
{Was talking on her wrist come to someone again} wait... shouldnt that piggy back ride be the other way around?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 16, 2011, 05:43:52 PM
*Appears randomly and begins shooting pineapples*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 05:51:10 PM
*Clams up, walks up to Ghost hads him a drink, with my back turned to PQ*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc05.deviantart.net%2Ffs49%2Ff%2F2009%2F180%2Fe%2F0%2FSasuke___Cry_by_goku_yoh_luffy.jpg&hash=0b0cf434a22e5f7ff85135b29906cc4a8566d85d)
Was she implying that I'm not manly?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 05:52:18 PM
Quote from: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 05:51:10 PM
*Clams up, walks up to Ghost hads him a drink, with my back turned to PQ*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc05.deviantart.net%2Ffs49%2Ff%2F2009%2F180%2Fe%2F0%2FSasuke___Cry_by_goku_yoh_luffy.jpg&hash=0b0cf434a22e5f7ff85135b29906cc4a8566d85d)
Was she implying that I'm not manly?

It would seem that way. After all, you did impersonate Death.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 16, 2011, 05:58:21 PM
No I was implying that I'm taller then you...... {Over hears}
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 16, 2011, 05:59:24 PM
though he IS quite effeminate.

not to mention Nipple-less.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 16, 2011, 05:59:38 PM
*Shoots a pineapple on PQ's helmet, blowing it away*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fplancksconstant.org%2Fblog1%2Fimage%2Fsub4%2Ffemale-predator.jpg&hash=aa2ffbe49b1040f956afa01ac62403bacf0ade66)
Jee... what have I done?!
*Goes crazy and shoots more pineapples*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 06:06:57 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 16, 2011, 05:59:24 PM
though he IS quite effeminate.

not to mention Nipple-less.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth00.deviantart.net%2Ffs70%2FPRE%2Ff%2F2010%2F230%2F2%2F5%2FTopless_by_Breaking_Sasuke.png&hash=1f9ceed7bdc261fbb6d3489bd1d07bfb6db2431c)
Oh you know you love it!  :-*

Spoiler
Breaking Benjamin Forever! ;D
[close]
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 06:08:02 PM
Quote from: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 06:06:57 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 16, 2011, 05:59:24 PM
though he IS quite effeminate.

not to mention Nipple-less.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth00.deviantart.net%2Ffs70%2FPRE%2Ff%2F2010%2F230%2F2%2F5%2FTopless_by_Breaking_Sasuke.png&hash=1f9ceed7bdc261fbb6d3489bd1d07bfb6db2431c)
Oh you know you love it!  :-*

Spoiler
Breaking Benjamin Forever! ;D
[close]

:laugh:
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 16, 2011, 06:11:14 PM
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE CHEST BUMPS WITHOUT GLANDS

THAT'S SOME FURRY/SCALY SHIT RIGHT THERE
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 16, 2011, 06:12:49 PM
{Puts her mask back on and laughs a Lie a bit}
{Looks to chupa and punchs him in the chest then walks off}
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 16, 2011, 06:13:21 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 16, 2011, 06:11:14 PM
THAT'S SOME FURRY/SCALY SHIT RIGHT THERE
It was Nelizar!
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/_FBDq391EZ6k/TVbznVnIZaI/AAAAAAAAApU/011bChoJ63M/dramatic-chipmunk.gif)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 06:17:19 PM
*Rushs up to Chupa*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi293.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fmm69%2Fdethspud%2Falbum%2520number%2520two%2Fhyenalol.jpg&hash=1a6b68feed995d27ca1d90539bf3c9b56fef166a)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 06:18:08 PM
Am I the only sane one here?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 16, 2011, 06:21:10 PM
look at the first page of this topic. I WAS THERE. pick any random page. I AM THERE TOO. and I AM HERE RIGHT f**kING NOW.

THIS IS MY PLACE. ALL THIS IS MINE.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 06:22:18 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 16, 2011, 06:21:10 PM
look at the first page of this topic. I WAS THERE. pick any random page. I AM THERE TOO. and I AM HERE RIGHT f**kING NOW.

THIS IS MY PLACE. ALL THIS IS MINE.

I rest my case.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2011, 06:23:11 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 06:18:08 PM
Am I the only sane one here?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FWolverinevsDeadpool5-1.jpg&hash=4657dc995d5ba2f8bd1ef04d404c432fefbf86f4)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 06:23:39 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2011, 06:23:11 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 06:18:08 PM
Am I the only sane one here?

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/WolverinevsDeadpool5-1.jpg

Hello Wade. Long time no see.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 16, 2011, 06:25:53 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 16, 2011, 06:21:10 PM
look at the first page of this topic. I WAS THERE. pick any random page. I AM THERE TOO. and I AM HERE RIGHT f**kING NOW.

THIS IS MY PLACE. ALL THIS IS MINE.
...But I have the possession contract.

AND IT IS NOW MINE.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2011, 06:28:36 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 06:23:39 PM

Hello Wade. Long time no see.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fholy.jpg&hash=983de04751eda60bc09973c692d37e867588dec0)

--you're alive!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 06:29:32 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 16, 2011, 06:25:53 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 16, 2011, 06:21:10 PM
look at the first page of this topic. I WAS THERE. pick any random page. I AM THERE TOO. and I AM HERE RIGHT f**kING NOW.

THIS IS MY PLACE. ALL THIS IS MINE.
...But I have the possession contract.

AND IT IS NOW MINE.

Hey! >:(

I was the first person to post in this thread it should be mine!

*Sits down and opens at packet of crisps*

But I'm not all that fussed. 8)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 16, 2011, 06:30:20 PM
You were disowned

this is all mine

and I'm not selling it!

*Jumps in a canyon and catches up Vermithrax, flying away*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2011, 06:30:54 PM
Actually, everyone--

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fmyhouse.jpg&hash=f69fb0b82aad936490cae10bde82ffd2919272ba)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 16, 2011, 06:31:35 PM
{Sits down with Lie and yawns laying on her back takeing a nap}
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 16, 2011, 06:33:35 PM
...Or what remains of it.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wunderground.com%2Fdata%2Fwximagenew%2Fm%2FMikeTheiss%2F215.jpg&hash=e3d2ab46d2c675c02099c2691ccbcdd1c09d59ff)

Oops.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 06:35:04 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2011, 06:30:54 PM
Actually, everyone--

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/myhouse.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F39876%2F1345428-picture_2.png&hash=57042278061880f4e41f5a6f945581d22ad71c0d)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 06:36:31 PM
Disowned?!

Yeah you better run! >:(

*Sits back down next to PQ and pulls out the lastest Defense Devil*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2011, 06:38:41 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 06:35:04 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2011, 06:30:54 PM
Actually, everyone--

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/myhouse.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F39876%2F1345428-picture_2.png&hash=57042278061880f4e41f5a6f945581d22ad71c0d)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F1346393-dp26_008a.jpg&hash=fd4c37fbca5331c06582d9b2dcf788060f6ca374)

--Well yes, but I don't see how that's relevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fgrbig.jpg&hash=d66b9aa98c3378518836d4619635c96f0abc4e61)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 16, 2011, 06:41:31 PM
*Appears out of nowhere and punches Ghost Rider off his bike, takes it in his place, frees PBA and throws him onto a money tree*

Yeeeaaaahhhhh!!!
*Drives around with the bike writing something on the ground with the flames*
[it reads]
LOL I TROLL U
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 06:44:26 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 16, 2011, 06:41:31 PM
*Appears out of nowhere and punches Ghost Rider off his bike, takes it in his place, frees PBA and throws him onto a money tree*

Yeeeaaaahhhhh!!!
*Drives around with the bike writing something on the ground with the flames*
[it reads]
LOL I TROLL U

You will die.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 16, 2011, 06:45:48 PM
*Does the tongue with the inner jaw*

You wish, Mr. Flameskull.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 06:48:13 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 16, 2011, 06:45:48 PM
*Does the tongue with the inner jaw*

You wish, Mr. Flameskull.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F33806%2F1466183-51_heroes_for_hire_2.jpg&hash=ccdd12c8074b6ba5c49c247d35e2ae7fd3c120b7)
'Nuff said.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 06:49:00 PM
*Flicks through a book while making sure to hide it from PQ*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbuenosairesstay.com%2Fbuenos-aires-sightseeing-tours-blog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F08%2FArgentina-Football-Fans.jpg&hash=4039d5254a01daf96ec4d24f49c097c7d6659162)

Cry for Argentina. :-*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 16, 2011, 06:49:49 PM
{Sits up suddenly} I just remembered I was going to do something to PBA....
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 16, 2011, 06:51:29 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 06:48:13 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F33806%2F1466183-51_heroes_for_hire_2.jpg&hash=ccdd12c8074b6ba5c49c247d35e2ae7fd3c120b7)
'Nuff said.
Uh?
Sorry, I didn't hear you saying anything.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 06:53:02 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 16, 2011, 06:51:29 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 06:48:13 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F33806%2F1466183-51_heroes_for_hire_2.jpg&hash=ccdd12c8074b6ba5c49c247d35e2ae7fd3c120b7)
'Nuff said.
Uh?
Sorry, I didn't hear you saying anything.

Actions speak louder than words.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2011, 06:53:32 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Apr 16, 2011, 06:49:49 PM
{Sits up suddenly} I just remembered I was going to do something to PBA....

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FRunawaynow.jpg&hash=22b484c70737ddd54c5b3019867738e8094d4567)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 06:54:07 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Apr 16, 2011, 06:49:49 PM
{Sits up suddenly} I just remembered I was going to do something to PBA....

I got your back! >:(
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 16, 2011, 06:54:22 PM
*reading glasses on*

according to the Copyright treaty, this thread is already free intellectual property.

so it's as private as Beethoven.

Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 06:54:33 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2011, 06:53:32 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Apr 16, 2011, 06:49:49 PM
{Sits up suddenly} I just remembered I was going to do something to PBA....

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/Runawaynow.jpg

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2011, 07:00:28 PM
Quote from: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 06:54:07 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Apr 16, 2011, 06:49:49 PM
{Sits up suddenly} I just remembered I was going to do something to PBA....

I got your back! >:(

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fjose9-1.jpg&hash=37f248485a3203a0d9f2dabcdd21072352d96db8)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 16, 2011, 07:02:06 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 06:53:02 PM
Actions speak louder than words.
And semantics beat u.
*Punches a hole in Ghost Rider's skull and then puts a small grenade in it*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 07:07:28 PM
If I attack you PBA your cheerleaders gonna attack to. :-\

*Points at Ghost*

How bout you a PQ fight one on one, if the lips to your ass (Ghost) jumps in I jump in.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2011, 07:09:43 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fcreepy.jpg&hash=fa65f0b5ce88121a24449ad84a409addad7297d0)

Let's do this.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 16, 2011, 07:31:43 PM
*walks into the now empty dungeon and quickly shoots the chains holding Sharp Sticks and Dark Fatalis with his handgun*
....
*Walks up to and picks up Sharp Sticks then looks at Dark Fatalis*
..........
*After waiting for him to say something he walks up to the door and steps outside before using his jetpack to jump from level to level of this place, unaffected by the flames or demons and reach the surface*
Right, we're out.
*Places Sharp Sticks in his ship*
See you around.

*Jetpacks over to Lie*
You realize your foot is broken right? This is intergalaxy age metal.
*Jetpacks over to one of Chupa's old Hueys from long ago in this desert*
You're not using this.
*Flies to the city*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2011, 07:33:23 PM
Seems like Queen is a no-show. I'm gonna get some chimichangas.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 16, 2011, 07:35:52 PM
Leave Sally on her hanger with the tank full or i never borrow you anything anymore.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 16, 2011, 07:55:39 PM
*In a back alley 4 hours later after leaving Sally on her hanger with the tank full talking to a cloaked figure who sounds like Scarhunter*
So you're offering bounties on these people?
*Looks down on pictures showing Deadpool, Chupa, Lie, OmegaZilla and Predator Queen*
I see the bounties on Deadpool and OmegaZilla are the highest.
*Hands those pictures back to the cloaked man*
I won't be taking those.
[other person] Why would you not?
*Looks up from pictures*
Because I've met Deadpool and OmegaZilla.
*Looks down at pictures*
I won't be taking Predator Queen either.
[Other Person]. W-
No more questions.
*Looks between Chupa and Lie's picture*
Acheronosis is priced far under what he's worth, I won't take it.
Lie has an offer to bring him in alive, considering our pasts I think I'll take him.
*Shoots his sidearm quickly up at the roofs and a whimpering figure lands down*
Alive the bounty was how much?
[Other Person] 3000
And dead?
[Oher Person] 4500 *gunshot* ... They prefer less work.
Then give it to me then.
*Is given 4500 credits*
Thank you, Fatalis was hard to capture.
*Turns and walks away*
If I'm bringing Lie back I'll be back in a day, if not be back in four with new offers.
*disappears*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2011, 07:58:40 PM
Hmm, I sense mysterious exposition leading up to a major event!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool-2-1.png&hash=4db9fe56f5e4bbe394c6e7b4a9fc68b66d5d43c8)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 08:15:28 PM
*Jamming in Hell doing up PQ's toenails*

Did it just get cold in here? Ah never mind. :)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2011, 08:17:28 PM
Time to do some generically boring things until more exposition occurs and then we can get to the big finale!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 16, 2011, 08:19:01 PM
*a few hours later he walks up behind Lie*
Hello, care to make a deal?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2011, 08:21:01 PM
*eats popcorn*

Gunna get good.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 16, 2011, 08:23:02 PM
Look Lie, this is simple.
I take you to my employers dealer, alive, he pays me, you kill him when I leave and no one knows any better.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 08:24:46 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.talismancoins.com%2Fcatalog%2FSuit_of_Gothic_Plate_Armor.jpg&hash=f4c93280ae737f22767145e43b4f8837fdede054)

Sure man, I can help you, and before you ask the armor is just a contracepti- I mean procuration.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2011, 08:27:28 PM
Aw, I expected fighty, fighty time, blood, blood, blood!

Guess I'll have t' improvise and tell a site-relevant joke --

*Ties duct tape to his arms*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fwin.png&hash=b94bf741426aea21d5528ba6a2a64ec3f17fb50b)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 16, 2011, 08:28:28 PM
You'll need to take off the armor or they won't believe it's you.
*Hands Lie a length of steel rope*
Tie that around your hands and follow me. Unless you want to fight.
At which point simply say so and Pooley pool can watch.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2011, 08:35:19 PM
*Walks up to Cap and Lie*

'Sup? I'm here to tag along, don't mind the lack-of-shirt. All the cool AvPG kids are doing it these days.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 08:36:56 PM
*As the helmet is removed Fitz sees*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_TZxW31_RbHI%2FS_QUBm-OnBI%2FAAAAAAAAAFk%2FeXba_TnPWKg%2Fs1600%2Fpedobear.png&hash=ffe10d11635cd3db3c17ecb242fec760dbfbc393)

*While closing the door*

Gotta love ventriloquism! ;D

*Locks the door and says from outside*

Just show him your passport and birth certificate PBA, you'll be ok.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2011, 08:44:25 PM
Urm, well, I'm stealing this phrase from a friend, but, 'erm, gotta bounce!'

*teleports away*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Apr 16, 2011, 09:09:53 PM
Same here, I'll check up on you tomorrow Fitz, Good Luck. ;D

Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 16, 2011, 09:11:42 PM
*teleports back to his, somewhat demolished, house*

Aw $#!%... forgot about this. Well, time to hit the warehou- oh yeah. That blew up too. Well, time to go back to the Deadhut.

*teleports to Deadhut*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 16, 2011, 10:32:28 PM
I don't need luck.
*Drags Lie into the city and at 11:50 pm he hangs him by his feet from the top of a building*
....
*He jumps down from the roof using his jetpack to land safely*
You're here early.
[other person] Yes I am. So you brought Lie?
*he nods*
Alive.
[Other person] Show me then.
*Shoots the rope holding Lie and he falls down*
He was not easy to bring in. Give me my credits.
[Other person] of course
*Is given 150,000 credits*
He's all yours now.
*As he walks away he hears the sound of a sword being drawn*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 16, 2011, 11:53:08 PM
Hm...

*watches the transaction.*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 17, 2011, 12:04:27 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg231.imageshack.us%2Fimg231%2F6420%2Foutlawh.jpg&hash=e5729972020db9fa8675ce33ffc1b4143245a974)
Hmmm.....
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 17, 2011, 12:10:36 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 17, 2011, 12:04:27 AM
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6420/outlawh.jpg
Hmmm.....

Is this thing dangerous?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 17, 2011, 12:14:40 AM
Depends.
Apparently he raps you into a painfully one sided argument then slowly and painfully tortures every last ounce of logic you have.
He's a psychopath and breaks the rules alot.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 17, 2011, 12:16:45 AM
GUYS

YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND IN THE TRAIN TRACKS
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 17, 2011, 12:17:42 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 17, 2011, 12:14:40 AM
Depends.
Apparently he raps you into a painfully one sided argument then slowly and painfully tortures every last ounce of logic you have.
He's a psychopath and breaks the rules alot.

Hm...What's in it for me?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 17, 2011, 12:57:03 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 17, 2011, 12:16:45 AM
GUYS

YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND IN THE TRAIN TRACKS
What.
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Apr 17, 2011, 12:17:42 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 17, 2011, 12:14:40 AM
Depends.
Apparently he raps you into a painfully one sided argument then slowly and painfully tortures every last ounce of logic you have.
He's a psychopath and breaks the rules alot.

Hm...What's in it for me?
About what? This is a bounty. If you take it and manage to kill him you get the money.
But you'd be competing with me.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 17, 2011, 01:10:02 AM
oh it was alive and ran away when she woke up.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 17, 2011, 03:31:45 AM
What did I miss!
{Has Strawberry covered in mochi with red bean paste in the middle on a plate in her lap}
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth202.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Faa223%2Fmochicat%2Fth_strawberry_mochi.jpg&hash=ac774777ade1057f4146d1ffa04f9fd01fd12e38)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: samoht on Apr 17, 2011, 03:51:52 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 17, 2011, 12:04:27 AM
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6420/outlawh.jpg
Hmmm.....

He will be found. And brought to justice.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 17, 2011, 12:43:06 PM
*Brings Predxeno*
Hey, I offered him all the Aliens: Genocide comics.
Don't kill him though.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 17, 2011, 05:31:25 PM
I think you've got the wrong creature
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2011, 07:17:20 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fzzip.jpg&hash=58ec59a78c65310e1c37b5899eed45f66cd3872f)

Heh, the ol' dead body in the back-alley trick always works. Predator Queen still hasn't came to do whatever it was she was gunna do.

Who the hell am I talking to--?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 17, 2011, 07:24:36 PM
Me.
*Aiming his wrist rocket at Deadpool*
Who dropped you here? I was just leaving the bank and you dropped here.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2011, 07:39:20 PM
Urm, well, I've been sleeping in this bag all night. Just woke up, dude.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 17, 2011, 07:52:56 PM
*Keeps arm mounted rocket trained on him*
You dropped at least 50 feet. You don't remember that?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2011, 07:55:46 PM
Nope, I remember sleeping quietly in my bag in this back-alley, and then waking up and being rudely aimed at by a Boba Fett wannabe.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 17, 2011, 08:01:50 PM
I'm not a Boba Fett wannabe for getting Mandalorian armor.
*Begins to turn around*
Insult me again and we're going to be fighting, Wade Wilson.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2011, 08:02:44 PM
*Deadpool climbs out of his body bag*

Hey, what's your name, pal?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 17, 2011, 08:04:16 PM
*Stops*
Why do you want to know?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2011, 08:05:14 PM
'Cause if it's Paco, I wanna ask, 'wanna get a taco, Paco?' and continue abusing the Mexican stereotype to gain access to delicious treats.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 17, 2011, 08:11:47 PM
My bounty hunter alias is Paco Fett, out of respect for Jango and Boba who were true Mandalorian warriors and hunters.
My real name however? You need not know.
*Begins to leave again*
Besides I enjoy burritos and enchiladas more than tacos.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2011, 08:18:27 PM
Haha, score!

I don't even like chimichangas all that much, I just love saying it! I totally prefer enchiladas too! Let's go get one!

*walks next to Paco, despite not being invited*

So, what you in town for?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 17, 2011, 08:38:37 PM
*Begins to walk with Deadpool, actually being hungry*
I'm in town because I received a message about some good and easy bounty deals.
It was a lie, but I made some money.
*Begins to turn the corner towards the nearest Mexican food resteraunt*
And you?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2011, 08:43:54 PM
Just avoiding this crazy chick I know, she wants to do something to me, and it's not a good something, if you catch my drift.

I'll be going back to my old hang-out in San Fransisco after I get a Merc job to pay the travel expenses, my teleporter's on the fritz.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 17, 2011, 08:58:47 PM
What's this crazy chicks name?
*Opens the door of the chimichanga place to let Deadpool in*
And what's it like in San Francisco? Nice place?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2011, 09:19:35 PM
Her alias is Predator Queen, you see the bolding around the name to indicate importance--? Nevermind. Anyway, San Fransisco used to be good. Weasel and Blind Al aren't around much, and the place gets dull, but when I'm Mercing it doesn't matter too much.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 17, 2011, 09:30:42 PM
I've heard of this Predator Queen.
She has a large bounty on her head.

And I was thinking of visiting San Francisco, I heard a few people there really need to get rid of their competition and are willing to pay well for it.

Speaking of which, how did you get a bounty placed on your head?
Besides the merc work.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2011, 09:46:30 PM
There's a bounty on my head? I had no idea. I guess the guys who took the job are little bitches, 'cause they haven't come after me yet, and if they do, skhllt! skhllt is the sound someone's brain makes when I jab my katana through his skull.

*eats some enchilada*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 17, 2011, 09:55:40 PM
Yes.... I'd heard of your escapades before, this why I didn't take the job.
Should you ever be hunted though, I want you to contact me.
The thing about bounty hunters is that after a while they get a bounty on their own head.
*Opens a small hatch in his helmet and eats an enchilada*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2011, 10:16:09 PM
Will do buddy, looks like we'll make a pretty decent team. So, wanna go wander around and find bounties/merc jobs?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 17, 2011, 10:30:49 PM
Sure.
Got any transportation?
My jetpack isn't made to take me long distances
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2011, 10:31:47 PM
I did have a teleport belt, but it's not what it used t' be. So I guess we're walking.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 17, 2011, 10:34:12 PM
Understood.
*Gets up and walks toward the door*
I know a guy who was gonna show me new offers today.
Follow me.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2011, 10:45:55 PM
Will do, buddy.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 17, 2011, 10:58:33 PM
*A few minutes later they walk into a dark alley where the dark hooded figure that sounds like Scar Hunter is*
Hello, got the new offers?
{other person} Yes. Are you bringing in Deadpool for a bounty?
No, he's here with me as an ally.
*The man hands Deadpool 4 pictures of potential bounty hunts and 4 pictures to Paco*
Hmmm.....
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2011, 11:01:08 PM
*looks at the pictures*

Heh, that guy looks funny, look at him!

*shows the picture to Paco*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 17, 2011, 11:04:42 PM
*looks at picture*
Heh, that's a rather large moustache he's sporting.
*Sees the man who sounds like scar hunter make hand gestures*
What was that?
{other person} Nothing.
*Grips his rifle and whispers*
Ive got a bad feeling Wade.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 17, 2011, 11:07:13 PM
I think they intend to collect the bounty on my head. Skhllting time.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpoolgrr.jpg&hash=94bb12080d5766bb8fcb699dd033ef0f05556001)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 17, 2011, 11:26:40 PM
*20 armed men drop down*
You take ten I take ten?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 18, 2011, 12:26:54 AM
*One of the armed men drops, a distant shot is heard and the rest jump for cover, returning fire*

This is God 271, got your asses covered, over
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 18, 2011, 12:34:12 AM
Understood God 271 over
*Uses his flame thrower to take out 3 men then uses his wrist rocket to kill 4 more and his sidearm to kill the last two, taking a total of 20 seconds*
Now is one of those times I wish I hadn't left my shotgun at my base.
*Turns to see the hooded man trying to drag Deadpool around a corner*
God 271 take him! Over
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 18, 2011, 12:43:40 AM
*hunting down a notorious criminal.*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F33806%2F1768651-ghostrv3001_varcov_col.jpg&hash=04b05a05393e6a133c721bfbceb1e359cc6c9f08)

ITS TIME TO PAY!!!!!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 18, 2011, 01:13:06 AM
*shoots through deadpool and injuries the Hooded man, which escapes limping*

Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 18, 2011, 01:57:10 AM
{Twiddles fingers} I need more mochi.... I just need more.... I would kill for more...
Wait I would kill anyways!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 18, 2011, 01:07:25 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 18, 2011, 12:34:12 AM
Understood God 271 over
*Uses his flame thrower to take out 3 men then uses his wrist rocket to kill 4 more and his sidearm to kill the last two, taking a total of 20 seconds*
Now is one of those times I wish I hadn't left my shotgun at my base.
*Turns to see the hooded man trying to drag Deadpool around a corner*
God 271 take him! Over

Whoopsie, fell asleep again.


Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 18, 2011, 01:13:06 AM
*shoots through deadpool and injuries the Hooded man, which escapes limping*

*feels the bullet*

OUCHIE! Now I'm awake!

*sees the limping man*

Trying to escape, huh? Guess I'll take your method -- SHOOT FIRST, ASK QUESTIONS LATER!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpoolblam.jpg&hash=67d6423894f67e0c8b908923250a1abb9e8fbe57)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 18, 2011, 01:23:44 PM
*Hears Deadpool and watches the hooded man drop dead*
Always an effective method.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 18, 2011, 01:27:09 PM
Correction, the most effective method.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 18, 2011, 01:29:57 PM
I don't think I'll be using it to get dates good friend.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 18, 2011, 01:44:27 PM
*pulls up next to the 2*

Who are you mortals?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 18, 2011, 01:50:43 PM
Mortals? Dude, you know who I am.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 18, 2011, 01:52:44 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 18, 2011, 01:50:43 PM
Mortals? Dude, you know who I am.

Sorry, I didn't recognize you at first. Who's the other mortal?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 18, 2011, 02:00:52 PM
Ahem, I believe I'll let my friend introduce himself.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 18, 2011, 02:03:57 PM
*Sips tea in the background*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 18, 2011, 02:22:56 PM
*drinks coffee on the foreground*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 18, 2011, 02:27:29 PM
*Sits near Chupa*
So, how did the nipless Lie stuff come along? Did he surgically take them out?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 18, 2011, 08:55:35 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 18, 2011, 02:03:57 PM
*Sips tea in the background*

*fights urge to waste tea :laugh:*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 18, 2011, 10:27:02 PM
My name is Paco Fett.
A skilled bounty hunter and deadly man to cross.
What do you want with us?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 18, 2011, 11:10:18 PM
Yeah, I mean, how are we supposed to know if you have a devious plan? You know what I say?

*gets a new gun out of a duffel bag*

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Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: CavatinaTheXeno on Apr 19, 2011, 02:35:16 AM
I'm going in 2 shit all over those asswipes.

*Loads up the gun*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 19, 2011, 02:38:17 AM
*shoots Cavatina in the head*
Now why would you tell us you were going to murder us?
*Cavatina's body falls over and crumpled lifeless*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Apr 19, 2011, 02:39:15 AM
-hops on Cap. Fitzgerald's back and raises a sword-
GO!
GIVE THEM NOTHING!
BUT TAKE FROM THEM....EVERYTHING!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: CavatinaTheXeno on Apr 19, 2011, 02:48:14 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 19, 2011, 02:38:17 AM
*shoots Cavatina in the head*
Now why would you tell us you were going to murder us?
*Cavatina's body falls over and crumpled lifeless*

Rofl I was talking about the enemy Cap. Fitzgerald not taking you guys out.

Damn wish I could reframe what I posted above.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: samoht on Apr 19, 2011, 03:02:35 AM
*Samoht Walks in*

"Hai guys. WTF is going on here?"
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Apr 19, 2011, 03:07:26 AM
-on Fitz's back-
Oh, you know
The usual
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: samoht on Apr 19, 2011, 03:23:01 AM
Throwing poo 'n shit?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: CavatinaTheXeno on Apr 19, 2011, 03:27:43 AM
More then likley.

Also I died but I'm back. lol :D

Razor what are you doing on Fitz's back.

*Walking over 2 the group*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 19, 2011, 03:30:13 AM
Slash, if you fail to get off my back within 5 seconds I will activate my jet pack and throw you off.
Also my names Paco Fett, try to keep track of previous events.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Apr 19, 2011, 03:34:17 AM
...
-plants a mine on Paco-
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-runs-
-runs far away-
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 19, 2011, 03:37:35 AM
*Remains absolutely still*
Motion activated....
*slowly undoes he straps for his jetpack then activates it and watches it fly off and explode*
Your paying for that.
*Shoots his wrist rocket at slash blowing him into pieces*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RazorSlash on Apr 19, 2011, 03:38:28 AM
AW NAW
TIME TO GO ALL BARAKA ON Y'ALL

-extends blades like a boss-
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: CavatinaTheXeno on Apr 19, 2011, 03:40:36 AM
Hey Paco Fett take my Gun shes pretty.

*Hands Paco the weapon*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 19, 2011, 03:44:51 AM
Think my blaster pistol is more effective.
*Shoots Baraka in the leg does an x-ray involving braking all his ribs, setting him on fire and then placing a bomb in his mouth doing 43% damage then performs an 18 hit combo causing 57% damage*
Now I finish you.
*Shoots Baraka point blank in the eyes*
I always kill clean
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: samoht on Apr 19, 2011, 03:58:57 AM
Paco Fett, you are a very violent individual. Karma is coming.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 19, 2011, 04:09:09 AM
He attacked me first.
I retaliated. That was Karma to him.
*Begins loading another rocket onto his wrist*
Are we going to have a problem?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 19, 2011, 04:09:54 AM
{Was floped on the ground} need..... suger.......
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 19, 2011, 04:12:43 AM
*Alarmed by the sudden aopearance*
What's your name? Do you need sustenance?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: samoht on Apr 19, 2011, 04:15:50 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 19, 2011, 04:09:09 AM
He attacked me first.
I retaliated. That was Karma to him.
*Begins loading another rocket onto his wrist*
Are we going to have a problem?

Yes.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 19, 2011, 04:21:25 AM
What kind of problem?
I have yet to harm a soul who has not attacked me first.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: samoht on Apr 19, 2011, 04:37:51 AM
Well in that case, no we will not have a problem. I will happily get along with you.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 19, 2011, 04:40:28 AM
Good.
*Walks over to the fallen predator*
I guess you can have this.
*Gives her a chocolate bunt cake*
I need to go get a new jetpack.
*Begins walking towards his base in the desert*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: samoht on Apr 19, 2011, 04:41:33 AM
*Does a barrel roll*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 19, 2011, 05:49:37 AM
{Sits up and stares at the cake} .......................
it looks....
SO FUNNY {pokes at it playfully}
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: CavatinaTheXeno on Apr 19, 2011, 09:43:31 AM
*Turns around and looks behind*

Hey wats wrong with the predator.

*Small jaw comes out of my mouth*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 19, 2011, 07:09:41 PM
*Teleports back into thread after unexplained absence*

*Sees Cavatina*

Ahh! Alien mutant freak!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool-5.gif&hash=8e3e8f0c6977d75204b9af26468d6aef2e3217eb)

*Sees Predator Queen*

Oh $#!&...

Well, unless anyone has a better idea...

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Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 19, 2011, 08:48:01 PM
hey PBA/dedpool, what fabric is your suit made of?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Apr 19, 2011, 08:50:55 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 18, 2011, 10:27:02 PM
My name is Paco Fett.
A skilled bounty hunter and deadly man to cross.
What do you want with us?

So, a fellow bounty hunter?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 19, 2011, 08:54:55 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 19, 2011, 08:48:01 PM
hey PBA/dedpool, what fabric is your suit made of?

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It... erm... varies between artists.

Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 19, 2011, 09:13:57 PM
I honestly think that's glued or painted in your skin. not even latex looks like that.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 19, 2011, 09:28:47 PM
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Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 19, 2011, 09:40:37 PM
*Returns with a new jetpack with missile on it*
Yes Wesker, I am a bounty hunter. Since when are you one?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 19, 2011, 09:48:04 PM
*From down the street*

I'm a bounty hunter too!

*Teleports next to Paco*

Well, technically a mercenary but it's all good!

And who am I, you ask--? --roll titles.

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Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 19, 2011, 09:52:52 PM
Nice to see you back.
*Looks from Deadpool to the predator poking his cake*
Is this the Predator Queen you spoke of before?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 19, 2011, 09:56:29 PM
Yeah, but she appears to be preoccupied with her cake rather than with me.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 19, 2011, 09:57:41 PM
Ok.
Now what?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 19, 2011, 09:58:59 PM
We make sure I don't get shackled in her basement.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 19, 2011, 10:03:35 PM
*Pulls out silver AA-12 with an odd drum with the word blaster labeled on it*
Would you like me to make absolutely sure?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 19, 2011, 10:04:20 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool-6.gif&hash=2a970da7257a9733acf6948fb5b001e4795d87d5)

Oh yeah.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 19, 2011, 10:08:13 PM
Well then as you said
Fight scene
*Uses jetpack to hop over out of PQ's reach and opens fire, breaking through her armor and mortally injuring her with laser  rounds*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 19, 2011, 10:09:16 PM
Spray and pray is the way to play!

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Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 19, 2011, 10:27:17 PM
*Jetpack is hit with a round and he flies ip and slams into a building before falling and laying on the street crumpled*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 19, 2011, 10:32:02 PM
Oh $#!&--!

*Walks over to Paco*

Uh, dude, you awake--?

--Paco?

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Yeah, nine-one-one? I'm gonna need an ambulance. Fast.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 19, 2011, 10:34:06 PM
*Growling and twitching in odd ways struggling to stay conscious*
Make... That... grrr.. Very fast.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 19, 2011, 10:35:56 PM
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huh? oh right.. uh-huh... Yeah, nine-one-one, make that very fast.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 19, 2011, 10:46:30 PM
*3 days pass and Paco is on life support in a hospital talking to a nurse, his face fully bandaged*
{nurse} I still can't believe you bandaged your face yourself so we wouldn't see it*
Yes well, I consider my helmet my face ma'am.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 19, 2011, 10:57:34 PM
*teleports in as the nurse walks out*

Hey buddy, how you holding up? I gotta split once you let me know, 'cause I can't hang around here. Cops looking for me, y'know?

Spoiler
OOC: I'll post again tomorrow.
[close]
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 19, 2011, 11:00:51 PM
-Sir, i have been tending you for over 48 hours, not counting the night shift which other operator took; do you or do you not have any other emergency?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 19, 2011, 11:07:36 PM
*teleports outta hospital*

Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 19, 2011, 11:00:51 PM
-Sir, i have been tending you for over 48 hours, not counting the night shift which other operator took; do you or do you not have any other emergency?

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Urm, hi? Oh! You! No, no more emergencies.

*hangs up and goes home*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: CavatinaTheXeno on Apr 20, 2011, 02:34:40 AM
*Walks in hits the wall with my tail*

Hey what happend here.... paco you alright m8?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 20, 2011, 10:56:29 AM
*wakes up at home*

Whoozat? Whazzat? Huh? Oh. Just a dream.

*rubs eyes*

Phew.

*gets up*

Huh, I've written something on my hand...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool3-1-1-1.jpg&hash=a79141e11493c61c4c81a4324618dafbc9f28710)

--what's that say?

'Go' urm... damn it. 'Victory'? 'Visit'? Visit, that's it. 'Go visit' ... 'taco'? Oh! Paco, of course. 'Go visit Paco'.

Bodyslide by one!

*Later*

Yoo-hoo! I'm here, Paco! I brought Taco--

*sees Cavatina*

--you! Mutant alien thing! Get away from my buddy!

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Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 20, 2011, 11:19:26 AM
*Grabs Cavatina's head from behind and smashes it against the ground*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 20, 2011, 11:25:36 AM
Well, hi Omega. Can you give Paco these tacos and this note for me? I gotta bounce.

*gives Omega the tacos and the note and teleports out*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: CavatinaTheXeno on Apr 20, 2011, 11:33:22 AM
WTF going on here?

*Gets up opens up carapace ready 2 send needle spines*

Why are u attacking me I just won't 2 be part of the team.

*Carapace closes up standing at ease*

I just think my strong alien reptile body would be a great edition 2 the team.

So what u say Deadpool.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 20, 2011, 11:37:07 AM
Tacos?
*Give Fitzgerald the tacos*
Tacos.
*Sees needle spines*
NEEDLE SPINES!! *Noms on Needle Spines*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 20, 2011, 01:34:11 PM
I'm not F-
*sighs and grabs tacos then reads the note*
[I know you prefer other foods but the taco shop was closer to me. You should really try and get out of there soon]
*finishes reading it in his head*
Once I can feel my legs I'll be leaving.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 20, 2011, 04:45:21 PM
*teleports in*

Quote from: CavatinaTheXeno on Apr 20, 2011, 11:33:22 AM
WTF going on here?

*Gets up opens up carapace ready 2 send needle spines*

Why are u attacking me I just won't 2 be part of the team.

*Carapace closes up standing at ease*

I just think my strong alien reptile body would be a great edition 2 the team.

So what u say Deadpool.

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You're hard to comprehend, dude. Try using language rather than, y'know, numbers.

Hey, Paco. How're you doing?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Apr 20, 2011, 06:56:03 PM
*walks into the room*
"hey everyone sorry im la-"
*everyone stares in Leets direction*
"what?"
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 20, 2011, 07:10:31 PM
*Points to L33t Link*

FURRY!!

*Pulls out two miniguns and begins shooting*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Apr 20, 2011, 07:12:35 PM
"Uh-oh"
*jumps out of the room*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 20, 2011, 07:13:33 PM
*Chases L33t Link out of the room*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 20, 2011, 07:14:11 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 20, 2011, 07:10:31 PM
*Points to L33t Link*

FURRY!!

You're seriously gonna attack him based purely on specula--

Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 20, 2011, 07:10:31 PM
*Pulls out two miniguns and begins shooting*

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Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Apr 20, 2011, 07:20:48 PM
*Leaps back into the room avoiding bullets*

"JEEZ STOP SHOOTING AT ME!!"

*takes cover behind Pacos hospital bed*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 20, 2011, 07:22:49 PM
*Jumps on L33t Link and throws him several feet away*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 20, 2011, 07:24:51 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Foutput.gif&hash=b9def8ddc2a79e5fa33ac154238b0ab0cf627935)

Hey, Omega, hear him out, would'ya?

Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 20, 2011, 07:31:42 PM
hey HEY WATCH IT!

don't damage the skin! you know how much that's worth?

Immobilize him and we will slice him nice and clean.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Apr 20, 2011, 07:35:57 PM
*gets up and brushes the dirt off his trousers*



"Wait who are we talking about here?"
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 20, 2011, 07:38:47 PM
We're talking about you.

*Pictures millions of dollars made by selling L33t Link's fur*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Apr 20, 2011, 07:39:32 PM
"well this is the last time i visit a injured friend...."
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 20, 2011, 07:52:08 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 20, 2011, 07:38:47 PM
*Pictures millions of dollars made by selling L33t Link's fur*

That's the spirit man. imagine if we somehow manage to make Furries domestic animals. their meat is low fat and they usually have wonderful fur which fits the human shape! imagine all the stores with our products! wolf  vests, lion dresses, Alligator purses! and all the possibilities for the pet market! man we would f**king DESTROY all the breeders, our pooches would have f**king purple and neon green markings! red flamey tails! natural Egyptian eye lining!.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 20, 2011, 07:58:09 PM
Yes! Finally a way to get money and kill things!(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool_Uppercut_L_by_Deadpoolandfriends.gif&hash=acabb1d8e73fbae18001afda19a6fb6c75cf872a)

...waitasecond.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Apr 20, 2011, 08:00:40 PM
And with that its time to use my catchphrase that has been stolen by Deadpool....GOTTA BOUNCE!

*jumps out the window and starts running across the rooftops then shouts back:*

TELL PACO TO GET WELL SOON!!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 20, 2011, 08:03:57 PM
besides, there are the other markets. i'll leave that to you to ponder.

you know Furries are Filthy Rich, right? i've seen the price tags on some of those artists. it's insane. if there was a way to cut the middle man and have them constantly deliver us profit without much effort....

HEY WAIT CATCH THAT BITCH!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 20, 2011, 08:10:17 PM
*Catches L33t Link and clones him 5678 times*
We have a start.
Now build something that will skin those things.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Apr 20, 2011, 08:12:32 PM
So....does this mean you wont kill me?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 20, 2011, 08:37:57 PM
Okay. now we need land. lots of land.

...Omega, did you ehh... clone them with uh...? because things could go Jurassic Park on us.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Apr 20, 2011, 08:43:15 PM
*returns to the hospital room and stands next to Deadpool*

Well now that hey have something to distract them....hows Paco doing?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 20, 2011, 08:44:54 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 20, 2011, 08:37:57 PM
...Omega, did you ehh... clone them with uh...? because things could go Jurassic Park on us.
I have my Xenominators guard.
'S no problem.
And hey, if they go Jurassic Park, I'll not have to produce more clones, thus spending less money!
Dammit, for 5678 clones I had to spend 1, I say, ONE FREAKING DOLLAR.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 20, 2011, 08:48:46 PM
Dude, i'm not worried if they break out. i'm worried about the kind of shit that could happen "inside" the complex.


ew.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 20, 2011, 08:52:21 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 20, 2011, 08:48:46 PM
Dude, i'm not worried if they break out. i'm worried about the kind of shit that could happen "inside" the complex.


ew.

Well if it comes to that then I'll just kill them myself.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Apr 20, 2011, 08:54:04 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 20, 2011, 08:48:46 PM
Dude, i'm not worried if they break out. i'm worried about the kind of shit that could happen "inside" the complex.


ew.

Well should of thought about that before creating them..
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 20, 2011, 08:56:04 PM
Quote from: L33T Link on Apr 20, 2011, 08:43:15 PM
*returns to the hospital room and stands next to Deadpool*

Well now that hey have something to distract them....hows Paco doing?

I dunno, life signs are OK, he seems to be recovering. Last time I spray and pray.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: L33T Link on Apr 20, 2011, 08:56:52 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 20, 2011, 08:56:04 PM
Quote from: L33T Link on Apr 20, 2011, 08:43:15 PM
*returns to the hospital room and stands next to Deadpool*

Well now that hey have something to distract them....hows Paco doing?

I dunno, life signs are OK, he seems to be recovering. Last time I spray and pray.


But spray and pray is the way to play!
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 20, 2011, 09:08:28 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool-4th-wall-o.gif&hash=332b680cfd946249eb3b3f273a07024e49a84252)

My friend almost died, you think I'm gonna employ the same tactics over and over and over again--?! --maybe once or twice-- but when my friend is in a hospital bed fightin' for his life?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Apr 20, 2011, 09:10:12 PM
Great, chalk up another person who now wants to kill me.....
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 20, 2011, 09:12:10 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Foutput.gif&hash=b9def8ddc2a79e5fa33ac154238b0ab0cf627935)

Not gonna kill ya, just disappointed that people think I should be a rampant lunatic.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Apr 20, 2011, 09:20:39 PM
Wade, Juliana has a little song for you to listen to in replacement of her own words:

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi54.tinypic.com%2Fj0uumr.jpg&hash=175f19b4289538baf9b365da600095e266b3a63f)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YrWGCoWwyQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YrWGCoWwyQ#)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 20, 2011, 09:21:55 PM
don't you owe me money, Julie?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Apr 20, 2011, 09:28:26 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi53.tinypic.com%2F2colu6t.jpg&hash=d6755a838b15419d5c4d37dfe85a60b6637bae86)

Just wait for the next episode-- I don't owe you shit.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 20, 2011, 09:34:57 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 20, 2011, 09:20:39 PM
Wade, Juliana has a little song for you to listen to in replacement of her own words:

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi54.tinypic.com%2Fj0uumr.jpg&hash=175f19b4289538baf9b365da600095e266b3a63f)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YrWGCoWwyQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YrWGCoWwyQ#)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdp_facepalm.jpg&hash=7a9085599985713310cd7823e52a92cff81cab87)

Oh... oh God... please no...

We were perfect, Juliana! Perfect!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fhulkvs-deadpool.jpg&hash=c1482938ac2b9059a5b5518e6edfea3a88b43972)

You kill people, I kill people! You have a sense of humour, I have a sense of humour! We were made for eachother!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fqq.jpg&hash=58cea15964d396bab6eebead33b48a37cd0023af)

Fine... Go...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpoolgrr.jpg&hash=94bb12080d5766bb8fcb699dd033ef0f05556001)

I gotta vent my anger...

*teleports outside*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F18632_o.gif&hash=70364e30002d4bb0904dffa561370b87fc01f699)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 20, 2011, 09:36:30 PM
*Builds a coat making factory*
Demonstration!
*Puts a L33t clone on one side*
*A fur coat comes out of the other one*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Apr 20, 2011, 09:38:06 PM
Ok getting a bit crowded in here, Deadpool want to grab some tacos?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 20, 2011, 09:39:46 PM
dude, this thing is stiff.

Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 20, 2011, 09:28:26 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi53.tinypic.com%2F2colu6t.jpg&hash=d6755a838b15419d5c4d37dfe85a60b6637bae86)

Just wait for the next episode-- I don't owe you shit.

Fine. go buy at Ren's faggot palace across the street, have fun when your slider locks the mechanism and it explodes in your hand, because those things aren't even f**king legal in the first place...bitch.

lordy the things i do for women.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 20, 2011, 09:50:38 PM
Quote from: L33T Link on Apr 20, 2011, 09:38:06 PM
Ok getting a bit crowded in here, Deadpool want to grab some tacos?

Sure...
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 20, 2011, 09:57:34 PM
*Gets out of bed an takes a few steps*
Ok, so far so good.
*walks up to his helmet and puts it on*
Depth perception seems fine
*jumps up once then punches a few times*
Everything seems good.
*looks down at his body and sees he is only wearing white boxer briefs*
Where's my armor...
*Looks at Juliana standing there*
.... Orulok hogy talalkoztunk
*starts to put on his suit which is folded up next to his bed*
Hanyingerem van
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 20, 2011, 10:06:35 PM
*Meanwhile, in the taco store with Leet*

So, where have you been? Y' just kinda *nom* appeared.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Apr 20, 2011, 10:09:16 PM
Well i kinda just got into town and have been trying to find my way around for a while now.....it was kinda lucky that i just stumbled on the hospital really.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 20, 2011, 10:18:30 PM
Huh, so *skoff* you're injured? *munch* You look OK to me *slurrrp*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Apr 20, 2011, 10:19:17 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbenjclifford.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F02%2Fcereal-guy1.jpg&hash=d01b98a19f6cd883787edefa304bdea56c78b77a)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 20, 2011, 10:26:14 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fcerealdp.png&hash=6b72ae3912a27cdf5350495fd7b36172128ad802)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: L33T Link on Apr 20, 2011, 10:29:43 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 20, 2011, 10:18:30 PM
Huh, so *skoff* you're injured? *munch* You look OK to me *slurrrp*

Huh? No im fine i meant that its lucky that i found the hospital in time to visit Paco thats all..

*picks up his soda cup and makes the annoying slurp noise when he drinks*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 20, 2011, 10:36:14 PM
*was standing in front of their table for a few minutes without being noticed*
So Deadpool, I think we have some unfinished business your friend here can help us with.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Apr 20, 2011, 10:46:17 PM
*looks between Deadpool and Paco*

What unfinished buisness, and how can i help?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 20, 2011, 10:47:44 PM
We had a run in with a company bounty propositioner
He got away.
Would you be able to track his scent?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Apr 20, 2011, 10:52:59 PM
*lets out a sigh*

Im not a dog but i can do it....
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 20, 2011, 10:53:53 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fcerealdp.png&hash=6b72ae3912a27cdf5350495fd7b36172128ad802)

He's *crunch* not a dog *chomp* you know?

Quote from: L33T Link on Apr 20, 2011, 10:52:59 PM
*lets out a sigh*

Im not a dog but i can do it....

Oh *nom* nevermind, he *klomp* can do it.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Apr 20, 2011, 10:55:32 PM
How many tacos are you planning on eating Deadpool?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 20, 2011, 10:56:50 PM
Here's a vile of his blood and a piece of his jacket.
And if you have a dogs nose I assume you can sniff...
Forget it.
Quote from: L33T Link on Apr 20, 2011, 10:55:32 PM
How many tacos are you planning on eating Deadpool?
I think he ordered a party plate for himself
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Apr 20, 2011, 10:58:42 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg3.gametrailers.com%2Fcommunity%2Fimages%2Fuserimages%2F1231900-1263246121-trollface.png&hash=300939557c4814b01a2192edd544ffa65e27796c)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1084.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj411%2FL33TLink%2Favatarpic2.jpg&hash=a4b066c86f7da297fcfb83e583bb058099661287)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Apr 20, 2011, 10:59:46 PM
*pulls out a sent tracking device*

what? i told you i aint a dog and that i could do it.

*messes with the device for a little while*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 20, 2011, 11:00:52 PM
*sniffs the sample*

smells like Chicago.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 20, 2011, 11:02:12 PM
I just need to know their local hideout.
After that....
*pulls up his cape and reveals a bag ganging from his arm*
You can guess.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 20, 2011, 11:05:36 PM
We can track him down. after all head hunters are very uncommon. hard to find but uncommon.

how do you attract a bounty hunter, Fitz?
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 20, 2011, 11:09:10 PM
Anyone ever care to read a mans dog tags?
*pulls them out and jangles them before stuffing them back down his collar*
The day I die you can know my name but know that I'm not Fitzgerald
*ponders*
Now if only we could get someone to pose as a bounty propositioner....
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 20, 2011, 11:15:21 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Apr 20, 2011, 10:58:42 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg3.gametrailers.com%2Fcommunity%2Fimages%2Fuserimages%2F1231900-1263246121-trollface.png&hash=300939557c4814b01a2192edd544ffa65e27796c)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1084.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj411%2FL33TLink%2Favatarpic2.jpg&hash=a4b066c86f7da297fcfb83e583bb058099661287)

Amazing :laugh:
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 20, 2011, 11:17:02 PM
Well, I'm stuffed. Gotta go back to the Deadhut for the night, these things are gonna repeat on me. I'll join you guys tomorrow.

*teleports out*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fcable202620deadpool2001ug1-1.jpg&hash=e0f62d18a7d71b7899548787fd529cbeb312ea7d)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 21, 2011, 02:05:14 AM
{Goes threw a list of creatures she was in the Pillow fighting thread} ........  huh I forgot I had been a wolf previously.
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 21, 2011, 07:56:38 AM
*Bursts out of TV screen and grabs PBA's katana, then goes back*
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very ...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 21, 2011, 01:07:13 PM
Meh, I have a bunch spare.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool-bea-arthur.jpg&hash=3d1dc4c2fb379ae600b2a70f4832acf034319d46)
Title: Re: The Poo-Throwing Thread (Random Poo Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 22, 2011, 02:22:51 AM
I.... have....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGE0P_jWWSg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGE0P_jWWSg#)
lemon meringue pie!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2011, 04:55:09 PM
OHAI GUYS


I TAKE THIS PIE AND SELL IT ON EBAY
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 10, 2011, 04:59:38 PM
{the sound of boots on mud is heard and a figure appears on the horizon}
No I dont think you will be OZ.
*Fitzgerald steps into view holding a pot of tea*
Because I'll be taking it myself.
*smashes tea by throwing it on the ground*
Come at me man
*Raises AA-12*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2011, 05:01:11 PM
The cake will be on eBay!
*Puts on Omega suit and prepares for a fight*

/cue in classic Western theme
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 10, 2011, 05:02:49 PM
Screw westerns, do I look like a cowboy inspired bounty hunter to you?
*Shoots Omega in the chest and rolls to the left, tossing a few grenades in the process*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2011, 05:05:30 PM
*Grabs a grenade and throws it back to Fitzgerald, and as the grenades explode, Omega jumps out of the explosion, with smoke coming right after him*
*A sound of a long wristblade extending is heard*

Bring it on!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 10, 2011, 05:09:58 PM
*The grenade explodes in front of him and he manages to jump back, dodging it*
Crap.
*Dodges a stab from the wrist blade and headbuts Omega knocking him back*
Where'd it go?!?
*makes a dive for his AA-12 and manages to grab it as Omega approaches*
EXPLOSIVE ROUND TIME!
*Unloads a magazine of explosive rounds onto Omega*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 10, 2011, 05:13:04 PM
no one can beat me now!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi53.tinypic.com%2F2w3syv4.jpg&hash=86d24603c67a7aa1205a515018c954c1cd92df95)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2011, 05:13:14 PM
*The majority of the bullets bounce off the suit but one cracks the visor of the suit*
*Sprints quickly towards Fitzgerald and grabs his AA-12, then violently rams it against Fitzgerald's back*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 10, 2011, 05:16:03 PM
*Painfully yelps as a rib cracks*
SUNNUVA
*Grabs his knife and forces it through the cracked visor, stabbing Omega in the face*
Now to rip it-
*Drags the knife through the rest of Omega's face*
And now for fun
*runs circles around Basher as he can't run, being a Romero zombie*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 10, 2011, 05:19:11 PM
to bad you forgot he can use the force..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMRqNLrEO-0#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMRqNLrEO-0#ws)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2011, 05:20:08 PM
*The blade corrodes on contact with the blood, which, for the incredibly high pressure of the body, spills violently on Fitzgerald's face, making him retreat with his hands on his face*
*Breaks the AA-12 into the ground, smashing it into pieces*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 10, 2011, 05:24:50 PM
*is shocked with lightning as he holds his face*
FUUUUUUUUUU-
*Grabs 7 pounds of C4 and tosses it at Bashers chest*
Boom zombie time!
*detonates it then gets tackled by OZ*
Crappity shit Fu-
*gets punched in the face but dodges the following blade, pushing Omega off of himself*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2011, 05:28:09 PM
*Takes off helmet of the suit*
The cake is mine.

And it's not a lie.


*Grabs the cake, and as glory is about to be celebrated, it is stuck by a lightning bolt that reduces it to ash*

...


NOOOO NO MORE EBAY
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 10, 2011, 05:30:00 PM
GOD DAMNIT
I WANTED THAT DAMN PIE!
*Shoots Omega's exposed head with his Famas that he was also carrying*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2011, 05:34:52 PM
*Screams in pain, jumps on Fitzgerald with an unnatural speed and rips off his hands his two weapons - smashing them together - then proceeds to sink his elbow into Fitzgerald's stomach and takes off all of the weapons he is carrying*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 10, 2011, 05:40:24 PM
*grabs the pie ashes and throws them into Omega's face, causing him to get off of him*
You realize you're holding my bag of C-4, grenades, and mulatovs?
*still has the detonator and makes the C-4 Eksplode, which makes everything else eksplode*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 10, 2011, 05:45:58 PM
*Out of the smoke, the bare silhouette can be seen. It walks out of the smoke -- with a stump where the right arm was. Various wounds cover the body. An uncountable number of small, green tentacles starts to flow from the wounds -- they regenerate, and the arm grows fully again*
*Cracks knuckles*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 10, 2011, 06:02:41 PM
Ah craaaaaap.
*breathes out heavily*
Thing cells...
*looks around for a flamethrowe*
... Won't be that easy....
*contemplates as he backs away slowly*
I know a guy with a flamethrower.
*runs towards the city*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 10, 2011, 07:24:49 PM
not if jigsaw has anything to say about it!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi52.tinypic.com%2F2ueu0dl.jpg&hash=d64c2f1d96b4071aefe8b7efb59def36848f62b2)
*jigsaw straps jet engines onto his tricycle, and chases after Fitzgerald at 700 mph
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 10, 2011, 08:32:24 PM
*Deadpool teleports into the thread*

Holy thread revival [redacted superhero name]! This thread's almost as old and tender and awesome as my dear Bea Arthur, may she rest in peace. And like my dear Bea, I'm happy to see any possible revival.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Foutput.gif&hash=b9def8ddc2a79e5fa33ac154238b0ab0cf627935)

Time t' go to work!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Jun 10, 2011, 09:08:18 PM
*Flys in on his mech*

Hey everyone I hope im not late this time!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1084.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj411%2FL33TLink%2F414solarobo01.jpg&hash=97d77763103b0f34ccaa8d7641bf6f0c506adbeb)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 10, 2011, 09:42:42 PM
*sees mech*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fcreepy.jpg&hash=fa65f0b5ce88121a24449ad84a409addad7297d0)

Welcome to the party, pal!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 10, 2011, 10:14:08 PM
*Fitzgerald runs towards the man in a red jump suit with swords*
Hey have you seen a guy named Paco anywhere? T shaped visor silver an blue camo armor with a cape and a jetpack?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 10, 2011, 10:24:51 PM
jigsaw runs through the red mech and continues on to the city
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 10, 2011, 10:48:34 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 10, 2011, 10:14:08 PM
*Fitzgerald runs towards the man in a red jump suit with swords*
Hey have you seen a guy named Paco anywhere? T shaped visor silver an blue camo armor with a cape and a jetpack?

Nope, can't say I have. Or have I? I dunno, it's been a while. There have been a lot, and I mean a lot of continuity #%&@ ups lately on my end.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Jun 10, 2011, 10:54:00 PM
Meanwhile in a café:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1084.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj411%2FL33TLink%2F0big_1solatorobo26.jpg&hash=823163312a924bcb55897ae1aed2fe84bded0b9b)


*takes a sip of his coffee*

...Hmm not bad...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 10, 2011, 10:56:13 PM
*Walks in*

Is... is this a hallucination? And, where did this breastplate come from?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpoolbrain.jpg&hash=b3a14cb4b69db7685b84698da650b55d178d8a57)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 10, 2011, 11:21:14 PM
Anthros! Anthros everywhere!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 10, 2011, 11:33:07 PM
This was restarted without me?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F11352%2F1731476-3_20_2011_5_50_20_pm.jpg&hash=51350cc913681debc61e5c8cbdd99cfd4a5b19e1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 10, 2011, 11:54:31 PM
HOLD IT RIGHT THE f**k THERE

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3092%2F3085157011_4560528e9e.jpg&hash=3ada81fd7a3c5e4335f2ce0cd3fae0c8c620047b)

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THIS f**kING BUTTON DOES? YOU CAN'T BEGIN TO f**kING IMAGINE WHAT THIS SHIT IS LIKE. IF THIS BUTTON WAS A PROTOZOIC PUDDLE OF PRIMITIVE LIFE YOUR MIND WOULDN'T EVEN BE A RANDOM YELLOW PINT OF THE f**kING BLACK-AS-COCKS INK THE WORDS THAT COMPOSE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS THAT ALLOW THE MATTER IN WHICH THE c**t-DESTROYING SOLAR SYSTEM AND PLANET IN WHICH THE CHEMICAL REACTIONS THAT GENERATED THIS LIFE FORM TOOK THEIR MOTHERf**kING PLACE!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 11, 2011, 12:01:46 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 10, 2011, 11:54:31 PM
HOLD IT RIGHT THE f**k THERE

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3092/3085157011_4560528e9e.jpg

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THIS f**kING BUTTON DOES? YOU CAN'T BEGIN TO f**kING IMAGINE WHAT THIS SHIT IS LIKE. IF THIS BUTTON WAS A PROTOZOIC PUDDLE OF PRIMITIVE LIFE YOUR MIND WOULDN'T EVEN BE A RANDOM YELLOW PINT OF THE f**kING BLACK-AS-COCKS INK THE WORDS THAT COMPOSE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS THAT ALLOW THE MATTER IN WHICH THE c**t-DESTROYING SOLAR SYSTEM AND PLANET IN WHICH THE CHEMICAL REACTIONS THAT GENERATED THIS LIFE FORM TOOK THEIR MOTHERf**kING PLACE!!!!

...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 11, 2011, 12:05:17 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.examiner.com%2Fimages%2Fblog%2FEXID15166%2Fimages%2FBigRedButton%283%29.jpg&hash=3ec960e324acac5d2082e03781b5e0d71ee2ee33)

BALLS TO THE WALLS MOTHERf**kER!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 11, 2011, 12:08:31 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 11, 2011, 12:05:17 AM
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID15166/images/BigRedButton(3).jpg

BALLS TO THE WALLS MOTHERf**kER!!!!

I'm a burning skeleton. I have no penis or balls. Damn it all.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Jun 11, 2011, 12:08:49 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi291.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll320%2Fraistlin86sky%2FTGWTG%2FBeing_Sexy_by_Mr_CrazyGuy.jpg&hash=c7e9277455dba105700446c6fd7ad1fb22fbdbef)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 11, 2011, 03:53:45 AM
{Sips on Aloe drink} Chupa push that button and I will punch you so hard your face will have a dent in it like some horrible cartoon joke...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 11, 2011, 03:57:59 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F33806%2F1768650-ghostrv3001_cov_col.jpg&hash=dca26809285646184b0f8077f56d14abbabc9db0)

SOMEONE MAKE A MOVE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 11, 2011, 06:20:10 AM
*walks up to Ghost Rider*
Hey man , remember me? I think we can solve something here.
*points towards Omega Zilla*
See that guy? He's infected with Thing cells, you remember the thing right?
Well uh the only way to kill Thing cells is to burn them and you're a burning skeleton that can shoot flame so....
*Looks at Omega who's seen and is approaching him*
Care to burn him please? I can't find Paco Fett.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 11, 2011, 02:45:35 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F6%2F61766%2F1236618-ultimate_avengers_2_02023_024.jpg&hash=03cbb2993b723a753e9effd0c1d7bb7398e9275a)
TIME TO PAY THE REAPER OMEGAZILLA!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 11, 2011, 04:34:47 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_HvDSsGozIdI%2FTTCCqpSvW-I%2FAAAAAAAAARU%2FHCnBv74M3m8%2Fs1600%2Fapop%2Brage%2Bface.jpg&hash=163516a5f7875cb8526ae95609fcdcd9d12788c9)
HOLY SHIT!!!!

GHOST RIDER JUST f**kING LIT THE f**kING ROAD I'M f**kING WALKING ON, ON f**kING FIRE! PUTA f**kING SHIT MY ASS AND CROTCH ARE ON FIRE, AND MY BOATS SINKING!!!!

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 11, 2011, 04:37:44 PM
Do you accept ready cas--
*Money is burned by the flames of Ghost Rider*
Fine, dammit. No need to be so rude, dude (rhime)! And I'm not infected with Thing cells.
*Looks around*
Someone of us is--
*Is overwhelmed by Ghost Rider's flaming motorcycle*
Duuudeeeeee.
*Charges at Ghost Rider -- throws him off his motorcycle and throws the latter in a nearby cliff*
Come at me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 11, 2011, 04:41:52 PM
*has gone deeper in the city and sees L33T Link*
Hey, have you seen a guy named Paco?
He's got a T-shaped visor on his helmet, a jetpack, blue and silver camo armor and a cape with patches on it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 11, 2011, 05:11:50 PM
Hey guys I need help, I read a book with some weird words and now there's an inter dimensional portal in my house, any suggestions are welcomed. Theres also this weird tentacle thing coming out of the portal.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 11, 2011, 05:51:17 PM
*gets back up.*

Now I'm pissed.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F39876%2F1308796-ultimate_avengers_2_05025.jpg&hash=b001bea770ee381ca57803b28999ca37e1fabad3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 11, 2011, 05:54:49 PM
I've got a prayer, you foo!

*Blocks Ghost Rider's incoming chain and pulls it towards self -- as Ghost Rider is pulled with the chain, Omega punches right through his chest -- a cracking noise is heard as bones are scattered everywhere*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Jun 11, 2011, 05:57:56 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 11, 2011, 04:41:52 PM
*has gone deeper in the city and sees L33T Link*
Hey, have you seen a guy named Paco?
He's got a T-shaped visor on his helmet, a jetpack, blue and silver camo armor and a cape with patches on it.

Hmmm nope cant say i've seen him, he sounds like a Bounty Hunter...Why do you need one? maybe i can help.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 11, 2011, 05:58:13 PM
EVERY GOD DAMN TIME!!!

*goes to pick up bones then shoots hellfire at Omega.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 11, 2011, 06:00:23 PM
*Dodges hellfire in slow-motion*

HEEEEEYYYYYYY WWHEEEEEENNNNN DDDDIIIIIDDDDD ZZZZAAAAAAACKKKK SSSSSNNNNYYYYYDEEEEERRRRRR COOOOOMEEEEE IIIIINNNNNTTTTTOOOO PLAAAA--

*All those words are heard in slow-motion*

Weeeelllllll daaaaaaammmmmmnnnnnnn.

*Picks up a proton-pack out of nowhere and sucks all of Ghost Rider's flames into it, leaving the flaming skeleton to be only a skeleton with a jacket*
*In slow-motion*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 11, 2011, 06:04:23 PM
*falls to the ground, momentarily incapacitated.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 11, 2011, 06:07:45 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jun 11, 2011, 05:51:17 PM
*gets back up.*

Now I'm pissed.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F39876%2F1308796-ultimate_avengers_2_05025.jpg&hash=b001bea770ee381ca57803b28999ca37e1fabad3)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fimages-2.jpg&hash=44947923c46cb8fd0e26011b8f3fba1de7359c99)

Hmm... anyone, anyone else getting a gorilla vibe from this dude? I mean, look at that! His nose and his skele-face make him look like an ape!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fimages-1.jpg&hash=67c01b20e36c0508463244336264ac21329704e2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 11, 2011, 06:09:38 PM
*Puts the passed out Ghost Rider in a rocket that launches and roots for Mars*
*in slow motion*


Aaaannnndddd tttthhaaaaaattttt'ssss aaaallll, eeeevvveeeeeennnnn wiiiitttthhhh aaaaa reeeefffeeeereeeennncceeee ttttoooo Gaaammmmeeeerrrraaaaa.
*Shoots an explosive bullet at Zack Snyder*
Better now, dammit.

And yes PBA, he did look like a Gorilla. Wanna watch Iron Man 2?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 11, 2011, 06:12:34 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jun 11, 2011, 06:07:45 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jun 11, 2011, 05:51:17 PM
*gets back up.*

Now I'm pissed.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F39876%2F1308796-ultimate_avengers_2_05025.jpg&hash=b001bea770ee381ca57803b28999ca37e1fabad3)

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/images-2.jpg

Hmm... anyone, anyone else getting a gorilla vibe from this dude? I mean, look at that! His nose and his skele-face make him look like an ape!

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/images-1.jpg

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F11352%2F1346369-dp26_012.jpg&hash=36db9100fe4bb6749b9a6feffbbc70d9cde7ed9f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 11, 2011, 06:14:13 PM
You are on a rocket leading to mars!

Your post contradicts with estabilished canon, thus it is not canon.

*Rams judgement hammer on Ghost Rider's head*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 11, 2011, 06:17:36 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 11, 2011, 06:14:13 PM
You are on a rocket leading to mars!

Your post contradicts with estabilished canon, thus it is not canon.

*Rams judgement hammer on Ghost Rider's head*

I came back.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 11, 2011, 06:20:59 PM
In 2 seconds?
From Mars?
When I wiped out every f**king thing outside and inside besides the planet itself?

Not a f**king chance.


*Hits Ghost Rider with the Judgement Hammer so hard he's thrown into Venus*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 11, 2011, 06:24:43 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 11, 2011, 06:20:59 PM
In 2 seconds?
From Mars?
When I wiped out every f**king thing outside and inside besides the planet itself?

Not a f**king chance.


*Hits Ghost Rider with the Judgement Hammer so hard he's thrown into Venus*

I will return.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 11, 2011, 06:41:02 PM
No you won't.
*Sends chinese bootleg Mazinger Z parts via a rocket onto Venus, making it go in a parallel universe for the crappyness*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 11, 2011, 06:46:37 PM
Thanks for the assist.  (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool-3.jpg&hash=04a80fe25d4782a3889948a1441e040512bbc5dd)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 11, 2011, 07:31:04 PM
i just bought 12 jars of flesh eating cyborg beetles, and i shall let them loose through out this cursed thread for redecorating, you know, when everyone's flesh is being peeled from their bones! MWHAHAHAHA! (they also look good on the blinds)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 11, 2011, 08:01:30 PM
{Gose threw OC character files} should I change out of Yautja mode?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 11, 2011, 08:08:11 PM
*meanwhile in an alternate universe.*

I'll get that damn Omegazilla.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 11, 2011, 08:27:26 PM
*Stares at Mexican take-out*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdpiknow-1-1.png&hash=2f9e97b1515725925bbf569ac74bd419c805b0c1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 11, 2011, 08:46:21 PM
TACOS FOR EVERYONE

*A cloud improvisely appears from the sky and it starts raining Tacos*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 11, 2011, 08:51:19 PM
.......What kind of Taco......
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Jun 11, 2011, 09:05:18 PM
The good kind...I hope.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Jun 11, 2011, 09:09:59 PM
*pops back in the thread*

It's been a long time, bros. Wassup?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 11, 2011, 10:11:09 PM
Not much.
Can't find Paco Fett
*sees tacos*
Come on man let's go get some.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 11, 2011, 10:19:01 PM
*looks out window*

Huh, what do you know, it's raining tacos.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 11, 2011, 11:12:02 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsoberingconclusion.com%2Fmovies%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F09%2FCloudy-with-a-Chance-of-Meatballs.jpg&hash=c7b3c9f6a1a8ccfa6869d7b46d61bade2d48b9b2)


HAHAHAHAHA, f**k YEAH IT REALLY WORKED!!!!!!!

now, let's hope a Fat sexy Bruce Campbell doesn't ruin everything.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 12, 2011, 01:26:00 AM
{Grabs a taco} this one is beef.... I like chicken tacos better........ {tosses at Chupas head}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 12, 2011, 07:24:26 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-W5A97gSEPxQ%2FTd0_SzHl_JI%2FAAAAAAAAE3M%2FTXOyPes7MWs%2Fs1600%2Fmv_this%252Bguy_art.jpg&hash=5796d63dcd448f8e5786e41755d8ca226e37eff1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 12, 2011, 07:34:13 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn0.knowyourmeme.com%2Fi%2F000%2F076%2F537%2Foriginal%2FSuper_FUUU_Face.jpg%3F1286762129&hash=c6c0f832f9ccf4cb123170303a46164450ff48ac)

JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 12, 2011, 07:36:11 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Floooove.jpg&hash=9277e64fd53e68b774443e633aba99c875ecc8b1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 12, 2011, 07:40:04 PM
wait...AM I TOO LATE FOR THE TACOS!?!?!?!?!?  :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 12, 2011, 07:40:57 PM
NO YOU ARENT

*More clouds appear and tacos start raining again*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 12, 2011, 07:42:39 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jun 12, 2011, 07:36:11 PM
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(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn0.knowyourmeme.com%2Fi%2F000%2F076%2F537%2Foriginal%2FSuper_FUUU_Face.jpg%3F1286762129&hash=c6c0f832f9ccf4cb123170303a46164450ff48ac)

YOU MUST DIE!!!! After I'm done with the tacos.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jun 12, 2011, 07:48:55 PM
*Sneaks into the thread and lies in wait*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 12, 2011, 07:50:28 PM
Lie... lies, who would've thought!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 12, 2011, 07:52:52 PM
*Takes a seat and eats his plate of tacos*
I Gotta Feelin this is gonna get good!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 12, 2011, 07:55:05 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 12, 2011, 07:50:28 PM
Lie... lies, who would've thought!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ll7919ZmA71qddy1q.png&hash=ca6b1044df0e8786c44aaa4959d5853d8cc5a63e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jun 12, 2011, 08:01:01 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 12, 2011, 07:50:28 PM
Lie... lies, who would've thought!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F26.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lkp05uj2Kj1qaxevco1_500.gif&hash=75eae3e1d7c3ca310ac6d025d956d2b1f21ce4ce)

Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 12, 2011, 08:03:01 PM
Lie! Don't fill me with lies. I'd lie there... in a world lying in madness.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 12, 2011, 08:03:35 PM
{Grabs Lie into a hug}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jun 12, 2011, 08:07:39 PM
*Briefly hugs PQ back*

Theres a time a place for these things...

*Looks over at Omega*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lic3qmcWz71qaxevco1_500.gif&hash=abf4c7893f07bdd4c3f7eb372460048207aaddb1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 12, 2011, 08:15:06 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Foutput.gif&hash=b9def8ddc2a79e5fa33ac154238b0ab0cf627935)

War you say?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 12, 2011, 08:15:54 PM
Quote from: Lie on Jun 12, 2011, 08:07:39 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lic3qmcWz71qaxevco1_500.gif
Your eye has a flower pattern, did you see the doctor today?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jun 12, 2011, 08:20:06 PM
*Dashes passed PBA giving a quick high five then jumps and fly kicks Omega*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Jun 12, 2011, 08:21:07 PM
*Leans on a nearby wall*


This is gonna get good.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 12, 2011, 08:21:14 PM
*Dodges Lie's fly kick*

Your skills seem to have dropped while I was away, dude.

*grabs Lie's leg and throws him against a building*

What happened?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jun 12, 2011, 08:29:37 PM
*Performs a midair recovery landing on the side of the building then zips up flies*

;D

*Points to Omega's feet as the TNT I dropped in the flying kick go off*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fregretfulmorning.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F06%2Fexplosion.jpg&hash=f3a15ffd009f2f771e635a72f360afbaf5eaa996)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 12, 2011, 08:32:32 PM
*Jumps off the explosion nonchalantly and lands in front of Lie*

Hm, I didn't expect that.

Tea?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jun 12, 2011, 08:39:17 PM
Oh great were back to the Tea Parties ::)

*Snatches a cup and drinks*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 12, 2011, 08:40:27 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool-movie.png&hash=b38706e75bb4c61f3e5082a5c698abe0a31a33e9)

*leans with L33T Link*

So, how's it goi-

*sees tea*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDPOOL900B003_col-2.jpg&hash=46685cf0d9d2aeecb85205f46e7c8a3090ba8f20)

Tea must be destroyed!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 12, 2011, 08:40:58 PM
What the f**k, man.


No.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jun 12, 2011, 08:47:28 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc01.deviantart.net%2Ffs71%2Ff%2F2010%2F050%2Fb%2F6%2FGangsta_Sasuke_by_Raymrg13.jpg&hash=2e500fce5a7471c132e6965a412aac997dce6e70)

*Walks up behind Omega*

You gonna take dat? Blood manz just f**ked your tea! >:(

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 12, 2011, 08:47:38 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDPOOL900B003_col-3.jpg&hash=c3af92e04305a95500dc7f0efc2040e7119ae487)

Y'know what? %^&@ Tea.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 12, 2011, 09:04:09 PM
I heard Tea so here I am!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 12, 2011, 09:07:09 PM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 12, 2011, 09:27:10 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jun 12, 2011, 09:07:09 PM
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Kill Cthulhu, have sex with 400 beautiful women, be the father of all 400 babies and last but certainly not least dont let the man control you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 12, 2011, 09:28:47 PM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Jun 12, 2011, 09:27:10 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jun 12, 2011, 09:07:09 PM
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Kill Cthulhu, have sex with 400 beautiful women, be the father of all 400 babies and last but certainly not least dont let the man control you.

Sounds awesome.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 12, 2011, 09:34:06 PM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Jun 12, 2011, 09:27:10 PM
Kill Cthulhu
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You can't.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 12, 2011, 09:39:08 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jun 12, 2011, 09:28:47 PM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Jun 12, 2011, 09:27:10 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jun 12, 2011, 09:07:09 PM
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Kill Cthulhu, have sex with 400 beautiful women, be the father of all 400 babies and last but certainly not least dont let the man control you.

Sounds awesome.

You can't skip whats been crossed out though and the order it must be done in is:

Don't let the man control you, kill Cthulhu, sex with 400 women, and the suffer taking care of 400 babies, then you can have you beer. By the way the quest started as soon as you replied to me.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 12, 2011, 09:39:41 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 12, 2011, 09:34:06 PM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Jun 12, 2011, 09:27:10 PM
Kill Cthulhu
http://www.marksmart.net/randommusic/techno/Robots/alien_22.jpg
You can't.

Yes I can. (had to double post cause of stupid wording limits on PS3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jun 12, 2011, 09:44:15 PM
Ghost I'm here to help!

*Looks at the plan*

Ok you take killing Cthulhu, I'll take the 400 women, we both call up as many adoption agency as we can find and we've already got the last one covered. ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 12, 2011, 09:50:12 PM
If you two make it you deserve the medal of manhood.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 12, 2011, 10:22:00 PM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Jun 12, 2011, 09:39:41 PM
Yes I can.
Suuure.  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 12, 2011, 11:08:21 PM
Are you trying to push the King of the Heavens boy?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 12, 2011, 11:11:12 PM
*Deadpool is still standing there waiting*
Hey
*Deadpool turns around and sees Paco and Fitzgerald*
So you don't remember me?
And Chupa thought he was me? Someones getting a rifle upside their head!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 13, 2011, 03:27:35 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Jun 12, 2011, 11:08:21 PM
Are you trying to push the King of the Heavens boy?

Are you saying that you are God?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 13, 2011, 03:49:00 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jun 13, 2011, 03:27:35 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Jun 12, 2011, 11:08:21 PM
Are you trying to push the King of the Heavens boy?

Are you saying that you are God?

After defeating him in an arm wrestling match you could say I've reached god tier levels of strength. ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 13, 2011, 03:49:49 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Jun 13, 2011, 03:49:00 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jun 13, 2011, 03:27:35 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Jun 12, 2011, 11:08:21 PM
Are you trying to push the King of the Heavens boy?

Are you saying that you are God?

After defeating him in an arm wrestling match you could say I've reached god tier levels of strength. ;D

So have I.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Jun 13, 2011, 10:45:09 AM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 13, 2011, 10:48:59 AM
Hey Paco
Yes?
On three get your flamethrower ready ok
*Furiously cuts up potatoes with knife*
One
*groups up sliced potatoes*
Two
So that's what you're doing
*backs away a bit*
Three!
*Paco shoots his flame thrower briefly at the potatoes, frying them*
WHO WANTS FRENCH FRIES?!?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 13, 2011, 10:55:51 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Jun 13, 2011, 03:49:00 AM
After defeating him in an arm wrestling match you could say I've reached god tier levels of strength. ;D
Too much crack, dude.
Too much crack.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 13, 2011, 11:08:15 AM
*eating French fires with Paco*
So how ya been man?  Business still good without me?
*Paco eats a few fries through a slot in his helmet*
Good enough, though this city is wild. I've only been in this city for a but and I've been sent to the hospital with most most of my bones broken already.
*Fitzgerald looks at him confused*
How'd that happen?
Spray and Pray
Oh. Wow
*Fitzgerald pulls out lemonade and drinks a bit*
Hey you got any tampico?
*Paco pulls out a large canteen*
You act like you don't know me Fitz
Heh, guess you're right.
*mixes lemonade and Tampico*
So since you're here I figure that teleporter in the ship worked?
Yeah. I may have acted like you for a little after getting out or something. Didn't try to really.
Eh, we're alike. Doesnt matter really. Met everyone yet?
Not all of the people you mentioned but a lot.
Eh... I guess they just went off to do some other stuff.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 13, 2011, 11:18:54 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 13, 2011, 11:08:15 AM
*eating French fires with Paco*
You sure have a strong stomach. ;D

I can has fries tooooo. *Noms a bunch of fries*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 13, 2011, 11:37:57 AM
I neversaid mine were cooled off
.... Wait.
*Jumps back and pulls out handgun*
Paco back away from it, I think it still has Thing cells!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 13, 2011, 12:18:01 PM
I've never had Thing ceeeells.

*Points to Paco*
He does!
*Paco, revealed, starts transforming into a horrible mess of flesh, jaws and claws*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 13, 2011, 12:25:50 PM
*Paco and Fitzgerald stare at each other as Omega rolls around on the floor pointing at the sky and calling it Paco*
I think hes the one who had too much crack
Torch him?
Torch him.
*Paco fires his flamethrower at Omega who splits into multiple pieces of tentacled and toothed flesh that die seconds later*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 13, 2011, 12:27:38 PM
Dude, you roasted Chupacabras!


I... I think you have contracted Pandorum.
You must be contained.
*Injects narcotic in Fitzgerald's arm and puts him in a cryotube*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: scarhunter92 on Jun 13, 2011, 12:41:32 PM
*picks up the cryotube and buries it*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg844.imageshack.us%2Fimg844%2F3719%2Ffitzburied.jpg&hash=e581232f1ec314deafda399d8461af60997cbff3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 13, 2011, 12:46:28 PM
*Paco Fett shoots a missile at Onega Zilla, knocking him away and stares as tentacles sprout out of the wound*
And you back off.
*Paco then keeps his blaster trained on Scar's head as he digs up Fitzgerald*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 13, 2011, 12:50:43 PM
*Recovers, jumps on Paco and rips his head off*
*Takes a blue liquid container out of the pocket, pours it on Paco and dissolves him completely*

NOW.
I'll go back in time of the thread to aid myself with someone!
*Goes back in time*
*Comes back*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2F2ia5tns.jpg&hash=e878cd071dc74300db6063d64011ee1d0981fc12)
Ta-daaaa!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 13, 2011, 12:54:44 PM
*Omega continues to scream nonsense about helicopters as Paco pulls Fitz to safety*
He must have burnt through a f**king sack of crack
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 13, 2011, 12:58:32 PM
Paco is dead. His corpse is here -- and you're in a cryotube buried under the ground! Your Pandorum is getting waaay too serious.
*Looks at Scarhunter*
I think we should bury him deeper.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 13, 2011, 01:00:46 PM
*Fitzgerald groggily says*
No, you're rolling over in a corner yelling stuff at me while I get taken to a hospital for being injected with shit!
*Paco uses his jetpack and they both leave*
Editors note: Yeah, I'm about done posting in here for at least an hour.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 13, 2011, 01:03:58 PM
You can't create illusions for you anymore. You're going to cause chaos if you're not stopped!
*Digs the cryotube up and puts it into a rocket leading to Mars*

And Paco, Paco. You die.
*Kills Paco again*

*Sees a legion of Paco incoming*


Fitzgerald, how the fu--

*Pulls out two Laser guns and begins cutting up the Paco clones*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 13, 2011, 01:08:29 PM
Editors note: Omega let's try and avoid random armies and stupidity
The terminator aliens were never much fun either. Besides, it's more fun to leave both Paco and Fitz to fight another day
Also you had thing cells in the pie. Lightning wouldn't kill it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 13, 2011, 01:19:59 PM
It burned it to ashe--

Armies aren't stupid. D':
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 13, 2011, 01:25:08 PM
Editors note: I said armies and stupidity :P
And I thought only part of it was turned to ash.
Besides, what's done is done.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 13, 2011, 01:31:58 PM
Now the big question.

Is all of this canon now?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 13, 2011, 01:39:36 PM
*the thread starts to crack and a blinding light appears*
FUUUUUUUUUUU-
*The light fades and Paco, Fitz and OZ are all sitting on the street with French fries*
.... hey
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 13, 2011, 03:24:18 PM
*Appears next to Fitz in a mountain of pancakes*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpancake.jpg&hash=25bdb1d1250ee2811c86645c84f3103a540ce960)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 13, 2011, 03:34:43 PM
Someone has a lot of time on their hands.

Spoiler
By the way
Spoiler
waffles are better.
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.sharenator.com%2Ftrollface_RE_Sharenator_Community_UNITE-s300x273-150640.jpg&hash=5524511077cadab59eebaf3fe09a136af41fc113)
[close]
[close]
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 13, 2011, 08:30:31 PM
*looks at pile of pancakes*
Deja Vu...
*Paco walks up to Deadpool*
Remember me yet?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 13, 2011, 08:42:07 PM
{stares at pancakes}
..................................... I am suddenly hungry....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 13, 2011, 08:47:21 PM
*Fitzgerald's hold up a plate with Tacos, French fries, and pancakes*
Eat then :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 13, 2011, 08:50:45 PM
.... Is there any with berrys in them?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 13, 2011, 08:55:10 PM
I think.
He did make 372844 pancakes.
*looks around and finds berry pancakes then puts those on the plate instead*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Jun 13, 2011, 10:37:59 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emotibot.net%2Fpix%2F1160.jpg&hash=cc8b8458ec842372e520f68c0ee1fe0263995b6c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 13, 2011, 11:01:10 PM
*shoots the Old Spice guy in the forehead then steals all the daimonds*
We're in business Paco!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 14, 2011, 12:05:47 AM
{Eats pancake}
Wow is that considered a hate crime?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2011, 01:20:32 AM
Nope.
Plus I'm Mexican and Paco is too. They'll write us off as cholos or something.
*Paco and Fitz give the old spice guy to PQ*
Do with him what you like.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 14, 2011, 01:43:57 AM
*Wakes up " Goddangut! Missed4 pages of this thread! Someone put something in my Tacos!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 14, 2011, 03:03:50 AM
{Rips the Old spice guys left arm off and puts it in Xenokillers taco}
there you go...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 14, 2011, 03:06:39 AM
Good, I'm now at peace, time for the Odinsleep
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2011, 10:50:39 AM
Diamonds? Pfffft. Nothing compared to my Spice mines!

*Shai-Huluds*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.capsurlemonde.org%2Fsahara%2Fdossiers%2Fdune-3.jpg&hash=cdbdaada5310e127a431ab9fad60e72867eb954d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 14, 2011, 05:22:12 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F33806%2F1768649-ghostrv3001_adams_var_col.jpg&hash=f9d45e34cefd9ff35a16bfbc44deb7ff084aeff1)

WHO THE F**K LEFT ME OUT OF THIS?!?!?!?!?!? I WILL HAVE VENGEANCE FOR THIS ATROCITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2011, 05:24:49 PM
*Is Shai-huluding*
I think I heard something...

*While Ghost Rider rages out, a 5 kilometres long Sandworm nonchalantly passes where he is and swallows him*

*Looks around and scratches head, confused*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 14, 2011, 05:27:56 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F31499%2F764333-ghost_rider_02.jpg&hash=091051c52d5483e714a26b0920338b3801492587)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2011, 05:31:19 PM
*Hears mumbling inside the Sandworm*

Oh poor guy. I gotta call the veterinary, bet he has a very bad tummy ache. :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 14, 2011, 05:35:21 PM
*fist punches through the stomach and shoots hellfire at Omega.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
So that was the reason. You damn virus!
*Shoots anti-matter at Ghost Rider*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 14, 2011, 05:41:31 PM
Hey that tickled.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2011, 05:47:54 PM
Well according to Gearbox, Radiation makes Aliens Mutate! let's see how this turns out:

Deploying Nuclear Howitzer in Three... Two... One...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi55.tinypic.com%2F24ecobr.gif&hash=bb46ab8d5055509883b5d2cab15aaccfe9be957b)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2011, 05:49:31 PM
*An immense monster bursts from the ground*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2Fic7mlg.jpg&hash=948b32479c4661b3831b4781b86ce62aa0ec3199)
Aaaaaawwwwww yeeeaaaaahhhhh
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2011, 05:51:31 PM
*one of the soldiers pointing the searchlight announces*

-That thing has no Anus!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 14, 2011, 05:53:06 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2011, 05:49:31 PM
*An immense monster bursts from the ground*
http://i56.tinypic.com/ic7mlg.jpg
Aaaaaawwwwww yeeeaaaaahhhhh

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fgodzilla%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fd6%2F95Godzilla.jpg&hash=0197ee1b28a2bf1650abf4781467a98080084d1c)

Bitch please.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2011, 05:55:28 PM
Godzilla too? Dammit, this place is full of monstahs.
*Shoots overwhelming radiation at Godzilla's wounds, starting his meltdown*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mc2z0NxxXc# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mc2z0NxxXc#)

Done.

Chupa, we've got an Alienzilla to deal with! And to make matters worse it has no anus! How do we deal with it?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheMonolith on Jun 14, 2011, 05:56:12 PM
Did someone say Shai Hulud?
I think it is time for some
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi625.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt338%2Fnostalgiaaddict88%2FDuneItBringstheStorm.jpg&hash=a2ea028c183c5e5007e6f2cc692fb3455a5170e1)
EPIC NOMS!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 14, 2011, 05:57:37 PM
Alienzilla huh? Sounds like a little bitch.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2011, 05:58:54 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2011, 05:55:28 PM
Godzilla too? Dammit, this place is full of monstahs.
*Shoots overwhelming radiation at Godzilla's wounds, starting his meltdown*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mc2z0NxxXc# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mc2z0NxxXc#)

Done.

Chupa, we've got an Alienzilla to deal with! And to make matters worse it has no anus! How do we deal with it?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-2L_gXkB3BP8%2FTazccs2lt8I%2FAAAAAAAAB6I%2FpQmrn2yrQHM%2Fs1600%2Fblackjack1.jpg&hash=089ff8d90b549698f494d8949b49de2d19f32191)

with this guy.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2011, 06:02:28 PM
*Alienzilla stomps on the guy*
Nope, doesn't work. :\
What if we lured it with... tea?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkjD3D5FgmE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkjD3D5FgmE#)

*Pulls a giant cup of tea out of nowhere and places it in front of Alienzilla, and it starts drinking out of it*

AND IT DOES
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 14, 2011, 06:03:50 PM
*skullpalm.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2011, 06:04:45 PM
I don't... think you should feed him.

and it just stomped a professional anal surgeon. like, the best in the field.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2011, 06:08:09 PM
*Alienzilla grows bigger*

Weeell. f**k.


We... we could put it in a rocket leading to Mars!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2011, 06:11:13 PM
No! exposing it to the radioactivity of space would cause it grow out of control, it would burst and it's remains would rain like meteorites on earth! radioactive meteorites of bloated lizard acid flesh!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2011, 06:13:31 PM
W- what is going on? WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

*sees AlienZilla*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F692502-deadpool_15.jpg&hash=234d6706f901d95720b4bf69474bcfc2e4e8d34d)

AHHH! MY MIND!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 14, 2011, 06:19:54 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi287.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll133%2Fbarney16_2008%2FTengenToppaGurren-LagannMECH.jpg&hash=68467ac6ba3e3e8ed19c63bc05976d5ab1ba1e3f)
Guys, I got this.

*Throws Alienzilla into an interdimentional portal that goes through the multi-verses and into another dimention where its the size of an ant and humans are his size)

See, now I'm going to go buy DNF and BK don't make anymore weird mutations cause next time I aint helping.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Jun 14, 2011, 06:23:44 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2011, 06:13:31 PM
W- what is going on? WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

*sees AlienZilla*

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/692502-deadpool_15.jpg

AHHH! MY MIND!

*taps Deadpool on the shoulder*

You think thats bad...look over there.

*points at another giant monster*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1084.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj411%2FL33TLink%2FSolatorobomonster.png&hash=0ebdf34e18b4e01bedf3345fddd261b64ac0b387)

...So...any ideas on taking that thing out?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2011, 06:27:07 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F878813-deadpool_2.jpg&hash=051b32b03d588fa2af8938805926dd30bce9dea8)

Urm... Eh... well...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F1251760-dtu_899_legion_cps_026.jpg&hash=96b0976a13b072879f05e9bc7ee11846aa089fba)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fjose13-1.jpg&hash=68ea5be33f3f7729e518edf4cfdad32047ca3f24)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 14, 2011, 06:32:59 PM
Damn it more monsters!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.profilebrand.com%2Ffunny-pictures%2Fcategory%2Fpeople%2F674_kill-it-with-fire.gif&hash=59116c9d2a10fb435bbaddc7aa372957850e1ec5)
BURN MOTHERf**kER BURN
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2011, 06:27:07 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F878813-deadpool_2.jpg&hash=051b32b03d588fa2af8938805926dd30bce9dea8)

Urm... Eh... well...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F1251760-dtu_899_legion_cps_026.jpg&hash=96b0976a13b072879f05e9bc7ee11846aa089fba)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fjose13-1.jpg&hash=68ea5be33f3f7729e518edf4cfdad32047ca3f24)

DUDE NOOOO!!!!!!!! :'(
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi190.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fz88%2FGreatGurrenBrigade%2FChouginga-Manly-Tears.gif&hash=3bdc8c81b796aa5fbb3f66f1020ff7261c9551dc)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2011, 06:35:48 PM
I'll... I'll up wake once the gone monsters. Backwards brain stupid.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2011, 06:36:47 PM
readings indicate that these monsters are so radioactive they make other creatures mutate when they get close!

OH GOD MY PROSTATE. IT'S GIVING ME CANCER!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 14, 2011, 06:38:49 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2011, 06:36:47 PM
readings indicate that these monsters are so radioactive they make other creatures mutate when they get close!

OH GOD MY PROSTATE. IT'S GIVING ME CANCER!!!!

Good thing I'm immune to radiation.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 14, 2011, 06:39:10 PM
Thank god I'm chillin' in a galaxy sized mecha in space. 8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2011, 06:40:48 PM
Radiation problem no for me. Factor healing win for the.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F813710-vlcsnap_360169.jpg&hash=4926474d23bf9bca952f4ee75f881b907f532d10)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2011, 06:43:48 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2011, 06:40:48 PM
Radiation problem no for me. Factor healing win for the.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F813710-vlcsnap_360169.jpg&hash=4926474d23bf9bca952f4ee75f881b907f532d10)

actually, since Radiation corrupts the DNA structure, every time you heal, you will mutate even more.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Jun 14, 2011, 06:44:28 PM
*Climbs onto his mech*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1084.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj411%2FL33TLink%2F214118_solatorobo.jpg&hash=ce994abdda379118f2c2c6e469934d86e54e2a5b)
I know exactly what to do...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1084.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj411%2FL33TLink%2FSolatoroboscreen.png&hash=0adaf9c0b899cb476a5d18726f1806359ca09ed6)

Run away!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2011, 06:45:35 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F1138047-deadpool556.jpg&hash=a74ac9691b9696d8f62b89ccd3ec56f2b890566a)

Constant state of flux my cells are in. Good I'm.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2011, 06:49:27 PM
Quote from: L33T Link on Jun 14, 2011, 06:44:28 PM
*Climbs onto his mech*
http://i1084.photobucket.com/albums/j411/L33TLink/214118_solatorobo.jpg
I know exactly what to do...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1084.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj411%2FL33TLink%2FSolatoroboscreen.png&hash=0adaf9c0b899cb476a5d18726f1806359ca09ed6)

Run away!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthumbnails.truveo.com%2F0009%2FED%2F6A%2FED6AF23BB1C163C8EE1347_Large.jpg&hash=df7fbde658c69c3be24d0013899de450fb056bb9)

Nobody gets out. we're in quarantine lockdown until the Radiation cools down.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2011, 06:50:54 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdpphone.jpg&hash=078ad0b06e17791313f4980ba0d4e90d84acef92)

Yeah, Mexico? I need a plane-load of tacos here right now. Like, before we're locked down. So fly you beautiful birds, fly!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 14, 2011, 06:55:00 PM
I guess I'm gonna have to Giga Drill Break that bitch of a monster to Oblivion, no not that Oblivion.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi29.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc285%2FTomanadi%2FGigaDrillBreaker.gif&hash=a5f89be24241b34eb196ee37a42cc193573c126b)

That was easy.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 14, 2011, 06:56:23 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2011, 06:49:27 PM
Quote from: L33T Link on Jun 14, 2011, 06:44:28 PM
*Climbs onto his mech*
http://i1084.photobucket.com/albums/j411/L33TLink/214118_solatorobo.jpg
I know exactly what to do...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1084.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj411%2FL33TLink%2FSolatoroboscreen.png&hash=0adaf9c0b899cb476a5d18726f1806359ca09ed6)

Run away!

http://thumbnails.truveo.com/0009/ED/6A/ED6AF23BB1C163C8EE1347_Large.jpg

Nobody gets out. we're in quarantine lockdown until the Radiation cools down.
THE GHOST RIDER WILL NOT BE CONTAINED!!!!!!!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F6%2F61766%2F1236618-ultimate_avengers_2_02023_024.jpg&hash=03cbb2993b723a753e9effd0c1d7bb7398e9275a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 14, 2011, 06:57:53 PM
Fight the power GR!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 14, 2011, 07:00:46 PM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Jun 14, 2011, 06:57:53 PM
Fight the power GR!

I've been manipulated by many. Lucifer, Zadkiel, God. I serve no one now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 14, 2011, 07:09:20 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jun 14, 2011, 07:00:46 PM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Jun 14, 2011, 06:57:53 PM
Fight the power GR!

I've been manipulated by many. Lucifer, Zadkiel, God. I serve no one now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipy1ZJQeUcs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipy1ZJQeUcs#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2011, 08:00:17 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpooly_by_CeeCeeLuvins.jpg&hash=ba5a817acf3b2e3734f09d70ebc530b98af1faa9)

D-Pooly in da house.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2011, 08:05:31 PM
*watching from way outside the quarantine zone with Binoculars*
Ok Paco tranq all of em so that the government can put up a giant dome and we can get paid*
Ok
*Paco looks through the scope of his rifle and shoots Deadpool in the neck with enough tranq to take down 3 elephant*
Worm heads down
*Paco then lands hits on Chupa, L33t Link, and Rathalos*
How do I get Ghost Rider down?
*Fitz hands a special dart to Paco*
Hit him with this to make him human then tranq.
*Paco scores a hit with the first dart then hits Johnny Blaze with a tranq dart*
This is MXBH 1: They're all down, bring in the dome.
Now let's move Paco
*Paco and Fitz leave to go get paid*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2011, 08:15:59 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Ffeelingood-1.jpg&hash=1c12d2641a207feef38908b46930c7f1066eb6b8)

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2011, 08:18:12 PM
MY SYRINGE HAD METH

OHf**kOHf**kOHf**kOHf**kOHf**kOHf**kOHf**k
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Jun 14, 2011, 08:20:16 PM
*Starts to drift off while still flying his mech*

...Oh dear...Not good...

*Falls asleep as his mech falls into the city*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1084.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj411%2FL33TLink%2FUntitled.png&hash=e24c47c1b16b46b4123375a7b62310568bd60843)


...Ouch...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 14, 2011, 08:27:14 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn0.knowyourmeme.com%2Fi%2F000%2F076%2F537%2Foriginal%2FSuper_FUUU_Face.jpg%3F1286762129&hash=c6c0f832f9ccf4cb123170303a46164450ff48ac)
I WAS IN A GALAXY SIZED MECH IN OUTER SPACE HOW DID I GET HIT!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: scarhunter92 on Jun 14, 2011, 08:32:09 PM
*shows up covered in dirt*

HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.empireonline.com%2Fimages%2Findy%2Fday2%2F1.jpg&hash=f30c50faf10e7fae062bea2fb25f5948af915b08)

*opens it*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 14, 2011, 08:34:23 PM
Quote from: scarhunter92 on Jun 14, 2011, 08:32:09 PM
*shows up covered in dirt*

HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.empireonline.com%2Fimages%2Findy%2Fday2%2F1.jpg&hash=f30c50faf10e7fae062bea2fb25f5948af915b08)

*opens it*

Aw shit! AW MAN! f**k THIS SHIT!!!!
*flies to the moon*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2011, 08:34:54 PM
*Regains consciousness slightly*

Huhhhhrrrr?

*Is shot again multiple times*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpooldurrr.png&hash=2914080133e6e0c08611c247635e01ee49e69b49)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: scarhunter92 on Jun 14, 2011, 08:35:21 PM
THE LIGHT... IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

OH WAIT, WHAT THE F-

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi36.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe22%2FPrimitiveScrewhead1973%2FIndiana_Jones_Nazi_Face_Melt.gif&hash=839398a623a2be5fbaece7b468f10e29010847e5)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2011, 08:35:50 PM
*jumps in the ark and buries himself in the sand*

hmmmm...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Jun 14, 2011, 08:45:03 PM
*Climbs out of the wreckage of the building using his mech*

Well this is gonna take some explaining

*Walks over to Deadpool*

Hey you ok there?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 14, 2011, 08:49:56 PM
*walking through the moon*

Oh look an abandoned spaceship.

*enters spaceship*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2011, 08:53:28 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpooldaw.png&hash=14f024f81c163e564de73edd3113f2d628164bac)

...needmedicalsandwichpleaseassistance...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2011, 08:56:58 PM
{assuming direct controlNarrator mode}

Rathalos smacks straight into the roof of a metal dome and falls back to the earth, destroying some of the city
Automated sentry bots (ala Bioshock) fly towards him and shoot him multiple times with tranq causing him to hallucinate he's on the moon.
A turret then flies over to Chupa "Any and all violent actions will be neutralized. All of you are to report to the center of the city in one hour to participate in a tournament ordered by the government to test for a recruited mercenary"

The turret then flies away
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2011, 08:59:46 PM
*Wakes up and hears turret*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Ffine.png&hash=167ac8a713861aa1956834ac694403e4c5e68681)

Mercenary tournament, eh? Piece of cake.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2011, 09:03:20 PM
*follows the turret*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2011, 09:04:35 PM
*A rather large green turret comes and shoots Deadpool with a large dart*
"Your cells are now non-regenerating, if you are killed you will die, as everyone will"
*the turret then takes an unconscious ghost rider away*

*the other turret Chupa is following turns around and says*
"Report to the center of the city in one hour' do not follow"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Jun 14, 2011, 09:04:53 PM
*Ears perk up*

Merc tournament?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1084.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj411%2FL33TLink%2Fsolatorobo-red-the-hunter-20440.jpg&hash=849f90495e4a92683858ef2c44da833d67352182)


Bring it on!

*Turns to Deadpool*

Wait one hour...but we are on the outskirts of the city we wont make it!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2011, 09:08:10 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2011, 09:04:35 PM
*A rather large green turret comes and shoots Deadpool with a large dart*
"Your cells are now non-regenerating, if you are killed you will die, as everyone will"
*the turret then takes an unconscious ghost rider away*

*the other turret Chupa is following turns around and says*
"Report to the center of the city in one hour' do not follow"

Hey, &^$* you man, you can't do that to me. I'm hot $#!&. Won't work. There's only one way my healin' factor stopped working before and I've had that fixed! And you don't know what caused it! So nerr.

*Cuts his arm off*

Wait for it... wait for it...

*Arm grows back*

Heh. If they want a good merc they'll come lookin' for me, I don't need to prove myself to some sissy corporation.

Nice sword, Red.

Also, have my teleporter. *throws teleport belt to Red*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2011, 09:09:23 PM
*L33T Link then notices a large truck*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Jun 14, 2011, 09:13:22 PM
*Catches the belt*

Wait a minute if you had this surely you coulda just teleported us out of this dome?


*notices the large truck*

Oh look a random truck.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2011, 09:15:07 PM
*uses sling made out of underwear to trow stone at turret in critical spot making it crash, then takes weapon, electronics and engine off it*

time to McGyver this shit.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2011, 09:19:45 PM
Quote from: L33T Link on Jun 14, 2011, 09:13:22 PM
*Catches the belt*

Wait a minute if you had this surely you coulda just teleported us out of this dome?


*notices the large truck*

Oh look a random truck.

Well- uh- eh- buh.

*Pulls out Handheld Teleporter and 'ports out onto the dome, watching from above*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2011, 09:26:05 PM
Turrets then destroy L33t links releporter and tranq Chupa, taking his weapons.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2011, 09:29:17 PM
That asshat broke my belt! I needed that!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2011, 09:39:53 PM
Four pages without me doing anything?

*Sits on the ground*

I need to do something...

*Jumps on Vermithrax and flies around the field*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2011, 09:40:36 PM
Huh, I wonder what I could do up here....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2011, 09:41:02 PM
A turret flies over
"You now have 45 minutes and an estimated 42 minutes to reach the center"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Jun 14, 2011, 09:43:35 PM
*Looks at the broken belt*

I'm sure I can fix this...

*Shrugs*

but first why the heck am I being kept here? I'm a dog I'm pretty sure I dont get whatever it is your keeping us here for.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2011, 09:45:31 PM
*Shoots turret out of the sky*

$^£* you, buddy.

I don't need to reach no center, I can be a thousand miles away...

*Teleports to San Francisco - The Deadhut*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fcable202620deadpool2001ug1-1.jpg&hash=e0f62d18a7d71b7899548787fd529cbeb312ea7d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2011, 09:46:52 PM
Quote from: L33T Link on Jun 14, 2011, 09:43:35 PM
*Looks at the broken belt*

I'm sure I can fix this...

*Shrugs*

but first why the heck am I being kept here? I'm a dog I'm pretty sure I dont get whatever it is your keeping us here for.
"If you prove yourself you will be given the same rights as the other competitors."
The turret swivles a bit
"May I suggest taking everyone into the truck?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2011, 09:47:48 PM
*Secretly enters the truck in the driver seat*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2011, 10:00:43 PM
*crawls into a hole and disappears*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2011, 10:10:04 PM
turret hovers over hole
"If you do not reach the city center in 30 minutes the nano bots in your cells we put in with the tranq will kill you."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2011, 10:18:12 PM
Well, I'm off. *Switches off TV and falls asleep on his sofa*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2011, 10:19:07 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2011, 10:10:04 PM
turret hovers over hole
"If you do not reach the city center in 30 minutes the nano bots in your cells we put in with the tranq will kill you."

Let 'em try!

*electroshocks himself with the battery of the downed turret*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Jun 14, 2011, 10:22:32 PM
*Fixes the teleport belt*

Ah there we go...now im just gonna go return this

*Teleports onto Deadpools open window*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1084.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj411%2FL33TLink%2FRedSavarin.png&hash=6c5fb0458c14c7bc922fdd84b4ce5c419490bed4)

*Throws the belt to Deadpool*

Hey got the belt fixed for you...so any jobs you need help with?
I need some money *shrugs* and coffee isnt cheap around here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 14, 2011, 10:23:33 PM
*Wakes up*

Huh? Wha? Buh? Help yerself to anything. Lemme sleep and go to the land of Bea.

*snores*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2011, 10:32:54 PM
Turret turns red and self destructs
The entire dome collapses and the city implodes, leaving Chupa alone in a giant crater
Chupa is then hit with the but of a rifle in the back of the head, knocking him out.

*Fitzgerald disarms and puts Chupa in a straight jacket and loads him into a humvee Paco is driving*
Let's go man, we got him.
*Paco drives away and Fitz stays in the back with his AA-12 aimed at Chupa's head*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2011, 10:35:17 PM
*starts to kick driver seat and sing annoying travel songs*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2011, 10:35:25 PM
*Distracts Paco and Fitzgerald with a Magic Taco*
*Frees Chupacabras Acheronsis*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2011, 10:38:10 PM
* breaks the gear stick of the Humvee off and it speeds up into a cliff, then jams it in the pedals disabling them*

Time for a Car wash mother f**kers!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2011, 10:41:22 PM
*Paco gets them both to safety with his jetpack and then shoots at both if them with a rocket before jet packing away with Fitz*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2011, 10:43:59 PM
*takes LAW from under seat and shoots rocket at rocket*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2011, 10:44:51 PM
*Unknown to Fitz and Paco, Omega put sugar in Paco's jetpack*
*It starts to malfunction*

Chupa, give me a bazooka.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2011, 10:47:17 PM
*hands the Tube and jumps in the Driver seat*

Got a Plan Worm?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2011, 10:47:48 PM
*Paco shoots Chupa in the head with a lethal round from his sniper and then lands near an odd group of rocks*
Fitz, get the vehicle.
*Fitzgerald runs into the rocks and Paco keeps track of Omega*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 14, 2011, 10:48:51 PM
*Chupa takes off a mask of himself that protected him from the hit*
Erm yes I do. *Takes bazooka*

Follow me. *Flees to a nearby rock maze*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2011, 10:50:57 PM
f**k MY HELMET-

*turns the Car around into Fitz's direction and jumps off*

*car explodes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2011, 10:56:26 PM
*The car explodes in the cliff that Paco flew over*
Paco drive!
*Fitzgerald comes out in a red suit of Spartan armor then lays down covering fire with his assault rifle as Paco shoots off a volley*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20100723123723%2Fhalo%2Fimages%2F2%2F2f%2FCovenantRevenant.jpg&hash=79394859b8c06d9cbe5d6eadb50f86bea1371207)
*They then drive away and Chupa and Omega lose track of them*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2011, 10:58:40 PM
*sends coordinates to the Covenant*

that will keep 'em busy. now, i wanna know where those turrets are coming from so i can trash them.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2011, 11:00:53 PM
*The transmission reaches the remnants of High Charity where nothing is left*
{the covenant is dead man, that was useless}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 14, 2011, 11:10:12 PM
we're not even in the year in which the First Halo happened.

the Covenant still exist.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2011, 11:14:46 PM
Right now they aren't.
I think it's like only Prophets and Hunters and they aren't combative yet.

Anyways, you lost omega and Paco and Fitz are long gone
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 14, 2011, 11:32:55 PM
*rides up.*

Looks like a war was happening.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Jun 14, 2011, 11:37:35 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2011, 11:14:46 PM
Right now they aren't.
I think it's like only Prophets and Hunters and they aren't combative yet.
Don't you mean Prophets and Elites?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2011, 11:45:00 PM
Wasn't it prophets and hunters first, only making a trade of supplies at first.
I don't remember.
Probably was the squid faces and old farts first tho
/Marine nicknames
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 15, 2011, 12:55:04 AM
I'm gone for 2 hours to shoot swine and stare at boobs and all hell breaks loose while I'm gone! Shiiiiiiiit. Looks like I'm going to have lead this Decepticon army to earth to teach you all a lesson.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Jun 15, 2011, 01:27:25 AM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 14, 2011, 11:45:00 PM
Wasn't it prophets and hunters first, only making a trade of supplies at first.
I don't remember.
Probably was the squid faces and old farts first tho
/Marine nicknames
No, it was the Prophets and Elites first, both of them at war with eachother and bound after they Prophets defeated the Elites with the use of the Forerunner Dreadnought. After that they were both like: "so Forerunners are pretty cool."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 15, 2011, 01:31:10 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F7666%2F1118961-ghost_rider___heaven_s_on_fire__6_012_013_super.jpg&hash=998236a4a2b731b5315e2d9a77a378f75c1441cd)

Bring it on.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 15, 2011, 04:05:48 AM
I dont get it .... {points} i see a 6 pack but... really theres no flesh so.... how does that work?
YOU BROKE MY BRAIN!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 15, 2011, 04:09:40 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jun 15, 2011, 04:05:48 AM
I dont get it .... {points} i see a 5 pack but... really theres no flesh so.... how does that work?
YOU BROKE MY BRAIN!

The clothing takes the shape and density of our flesh along with the hellfire.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 15, 2011, 09:49:00 AM
*Bursts out of the ground*

No one lost no one.
*Charges up ZF-1, ready ot combat*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 16, 2011, 01:21:13 AM
Roasts marshmellows on the heads of the ghostrider army completely oblivious to everything that doiesn't involve getting that marshmallow to perfect browness
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 16, 2011, 03:03:36 AM
I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE MOON! Check out my new ride!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-vRHrSssPx9M%2FTbfyhaAbhGI%2FAAAAAAAALA8%2FUlcBwYOKRXM%2Fs1600%2FTF3AppleTrailersSpaceship.jpg&hash=ceadd5beaf8a022ebbd544467dcb0cfba3c6429d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 16, 2011, 03:15:12 AM
Chews on smores as he checks out King Rathalos' new ride
"Thts good but can it beat mine? Got it from my cousin Darth V"
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Farchive%2F2%2F20%2F20091227054402%21SW_Executor_01.jpg&hash=1f8468422e02604ef2b2b41c33b5fc0bb8f80aea)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 16, 2011, 03:43:51 AM
Yep, I've got a galaxy sized mech that can bend the laws of physics, and destroy multiverses.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi414.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp224%2Fbigm34_photo%2FTengenToppaGurren-LagannMECH.jpg&hash=dea3316157d64963aef38d44c6a861251bd0f487)
I introduce you to TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN!!!!!! ALSO KNOWN AS HEAVEN PIERCING GURREN LAGANN!!!!!  For good reason too. :laugh:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 16, 2011, 07:43:45 AM
*Pierces Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann with a needle*
*It explodes in billions of pieces*

Dude. Should've checked for bootleg parts.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 16, 2011, 11:31:48 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gifsoup.com%2Fwebroot%2Fanimatedgifs3%2F1356108_o.gif&hash=d31cb3f7be13398583334d5a57457c28da11c42a)
You've made a grave mistake... DECEPTICONS BEGIN OUR ATTACK!!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-vRHrSssPx9M%2FTbfyhaAbhGI%2FAAAAAAAALA8%2FUlcBwYOKRXM%2Fs1600%2FTF3AppleTrailersSpaceship.jpg&hash=ceadd5beaf8a022ebbd544467dcb0cfba3c6429d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 16, 2011, 02:37:01 PM
Hmmmm, shouldn't let the decepticons attack....Calling in a favor
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc02.deviantart.net%2Ffs46%2Ff%2F2009%2F211%2F0%2Fc%2FGalactus_Wallpaper_by_mbreitweiser.jpg&hash=b0837674385d36d23e1984418e7e111816dab6f8)

CRUSH THEM GALACTUS, and I PROMISE YOU A BIG MAC!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 16, 2011, 02:53:15 PM
Ah $#!&.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fzzip.jpg&hash=58ec59a78c65310e1c37b5899eed45f66cd3872f)

*hides in body bag*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 16, 2011, 03:59:36 PM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 16, 2011, 02:37:01 PM
Hmmmm, shouldn't let the decepticons attack....Calling in a favor
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc02.deviantart.net%2Ffs46%2Ff%2F2009%2F211%2F0%2Fc%2FGalactus_Wallpaper_by_mbreitweiser.jpg&hash=b0837674385d36d23e1984418e7e111816dab6f8)

CRUSH THEM GALACTUS, and I PROMISE YOU A BIG MAC!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi759.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fxx235%2Fzathaz%2Fgurren%2520lagann%2520gifs%2Fanime7.gif&hash=31e3f0cc70e77a3837737d4454e341e8172f1330)

BRING IT ON!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 16, 2011, 06:03:26 PM
GALACTUS HAS NO EQUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DECEPTICONS ARE NO THREAT!
*Galactus Attacks
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110501172044%2Fmarvelanimated%2Fimages%2F6%2F6b%2FGalactus_Attacks.jpg&hash=adf40fc36795345827de4a5da68d0bbe29af68e1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 16, 2011, 06:07:01 PM
:3

*Mr. Squiggles annihilates both Galactus and Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann in a single hit*

>:3
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 16, 2011, 06:12:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k#)
GALACTUS CANNOT BE DEFEATED!!!!!!!
OH well, time to go to hyperspace...
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_l9yjxjNXUl1qzbht5o1_500.jpg&hash=a2d5300617ab856804f3755bca56dc4764459571)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 16, 2011, 08:17:52 PM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 16, 2011, 06:03:26 PM
GALACTUS HAS NO EQUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DECEPTICONS ARE NO THREAT!
*Galactus Attacks
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110501172044%2Fmarvelanimated%2Fimages%2F6%2F6b%2FGalactus_Attacks.jpg&hash=adf40fc36795345827de4a5da68d0bbe29af68e1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bumuAmQ92mY# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bumuAmQ92mY#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 17, 2011, 09:10:22 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jun 16, 2011, 08:17:52 PM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 16, 2011, 06:03:26 PM
GALACTUS HAS NO EQUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DECEPTICONS ARE NO THREAT!
*Galactus Attacks
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110501172044%2Fmarvelanimated%2Fimages%2F6%2F6b%2FGalactus_Attacks.jpg&hash=adf40fc36795345827de4a5da68d0bbe29af68e1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bumuAmQ92mY# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bumuAmQ92mY#)
.....Okay I give up
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 17, 2011, 09:17:10 PM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 17, 2011, 09:10:22 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jun 16, 2011, 08:17:52 PM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 16, 2011, 06:03:26 PM
GALACTUS HAS NO EQUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DECEPTICONS ARE NO THREAT!
*Galactus Attacks
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110501172044%2Fmarvelanimated%2Fimages%2F6%2F6b%2FGalactus_Attacks.jpg&hash=adf40fc36795345827de4a5da68d0bbe29af68e1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bumuAmQ92mY# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bumuAmQ92mY#)
.....Okay I give up

Owned. :laugh:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 17, 2011, 09:31:20 PM
Okay, I didn't wanna do this, but you leave me no choice
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fradioactiveliberty.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2Fdonald-trump-youre-fired.jpg&hash=8ab6eb969381c19e30aa0d72442a90a37d350eac)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 17, 2011, 09:33:29 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fzzip.jpg&hash=58ec59a78c65310e1c37b5899eed45f66cd3872f)

*leaves body bag*

I'm safe!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jun 17, 2011, 10:07:51 PM
*Trips over a black body bag*

What's this doing here...

*Hands it to a dust bin man*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.icnetwork.co.uk%2Fupl%2Fbirmmail%2Fjun2008%2F3%2F7%2FD8E75FAA-C2CA-877B-6543D3CB36E41867.jpg&hash=50e102f780bfe2527011b86dc57fb451189f925f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 17, 2011, 10:14:29 PM
Lucky I weren't in there!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 17, 2011, 10:43:31 PM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 17, 2011, 09:31:20 PM
Okay, I didn't wanna do this, but you leave me no choice
http://radioactiveliberty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/donald-trump-youre-fired.jpg

I DON'T EVEN WORK FOR YOU!!!! >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 17, 2011, 10:47:58 PM
Doesn't matter, I just trumped you...haha...pun
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 22, 2011, 10:59:58 AM
Baaaaaaaaaaah.

*Summons Bananaconda*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 22, 2011, 10:00:58 PM
*Chupa is heard calling Paco an armored pussy who's jetpack is more fragile than his left nut but is knocked out mid way and isn't seen again even though everyone searches*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 25, 2011, 02:00:32 AM
Thts it, bear calvary
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fjeremiejordan.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F06%2Fbear-cavalry.jpg&hash=2874b0d4ed265e6b375ba345478a5d4e3fed8357)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 25, 2011, 07:48:45 AM
*some where unknown to everyone else and the bears*
So you're saying this'll turn him to our side?
Are you absolutely sure? If there's one thing I know it's that Chupa has strong will. Among other things,
Employer: Yes, I'm sure. The doctor will be with you shortly to begin.
*Chipa groans as the doctor walks in with a scapel*
Chupa: Should I be awake for this doctor?
*Paco smacks Chupa unconcious and flips him onto his back*
Ok doc, go ahead.
*The doctor then performs a laborious 1 hour surgery inputting a nano chip and nano bot stream deep into Chupa's brain*
Doctor: It is done
And if they try to take it out?
It is so deep in his brain it will kill him.
And if they try to destroy it from the outside somehow?
The Chip is resistant to all forms of damage and if it is destroyed somehow it will cause the nano bots to kill him.
Be a shame if that happened.
Now I need you two to take him to the infirmary to get some minor augmentations.
As you wish
*Paco grabs Chupa's legs and Fitz grabs Chupa's arms then they carry him out and down to the infirmary*
Next job is three times the last pay we got Paco, it'll have us made.
You don't feel bad turning against old friends?
Not much, they've attacked me about three times as many times as they've been with me.
*Paco and Fitz hand him over to the nurses and then head downstairs to get armed*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 25, 2011, 02:55:05 PM
*Hears what's happening with a secret spy secretly attached to Fitzgerald offscreen*
Hm, interesting stuff.
*Picks up the Delorean*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.repubblica.it%2F2006%2F05%2Fgallerie%2Fscienzaetecnologia%2Fdelorean-torna%2Festerne311517163107152258_big.jpg&hash=7545d6b74e8d6814af331d5b906c229eaf15a526)
*Goes back in time with the Delorean and smashes through the lab, killing the doctor before he can perform the surgery on Chupacabras*
Hey booooys!
*Picks up the unconscious Chupacabras and puts him in the car -- Paco tries to attack but he is backed away by a punch*

See ya doods. *The Delorean transforms into a supersonic jet -- it flees*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 25, 2011, 03:09:53 PM
*underground King Rathalos wakes after a long slumber and decides he hungers for a Well Done Steak since the breakfast steak is the most important steak of the day, when he looks in the microwave there are no steaks*

Okay... WHO ATE MY MOTHERf**kING STEAKS!!!???

.....................

IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS EPIC, MANLY, INVOLVES SEXY WOMEN, AND ANYTHING WE MEN LIKE SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE!!!!!


*Rathalos flies out through the roof of his cave with so much force he causes the the field of volcanoes behind him to erupt.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 25, 2011, 09:42:23 PM
-After many days of absence...

Deadpool wakes up-

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FSAFEWORD2.jpg&hash=5b29af1f3f770d741e48420cbb821111db13f712)

Huh? Who? Wha? Whozat? Where am I?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FSAFEWORD.jpg&hash=fbac7c2b12e390ac4342fa8fdc970c4ef37d19f6)

Oh... well, $#!&.

-A few hours pass-

Hello? Anyone there? Hellooooo?

-More hours pass-

$#!&.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 25, 2011, 10:01:43 PM
Chet finds Deadpool (above) and eggbarfs down his throat.  Congrats, you gonna be a dad.  And you have quadripulets!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 25, 2011, 10:19:05 PM
*Paco Fett and Fitzgerald open fire on Predxeno with every single weapon they have and kill him completely dead*
Hey pooly
Remember me now?
*Fitzgerald pulls out a scapel and Paco turns his flame thrower on without firing it to heat it up*
We can perform a surgery for you. Get those embryos out.
You got about 4 hours till burst.
One condition for this though, you come on our side, no pay. Help us.
Think about it poly pool. You want a couple unkillable regenerative aliens?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 25, 2011, 10:20:24 PM
OH F&£* NO.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F692502-deadpool_15.jpg&hash=234d6706f901d95720b4bf69474bcfc2e4e8d34d)

NOT HERE. NOT NOW. NOT EVER.

-A  few hours later and some healing down-time-

That. Hurt. When I get out of here. I will kill you. I will take those mandibles off of your fleshy face and I will shove them down your throat. I will burn my own hands down to a stump from the acid and beat you repeatedly with them. I will not tolerate rape. I'm coming for you.

Bang, bang. I'm Deadpool. You're dead.

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 25, 2011, 10:19:05 PM
*Paco Fett and Fitzgerald open fire on Predxeno with every single weapon they have and kill him completely dead*
Hey pooly
Remember me now?
*Fitzgerald pulls out a scapel and Paco turns his flame thrower on without firing it to heat it up*
We can perform a surgery for you. Get those embryos out.
You got about 4 hours till burst.
One condition for this though, you come on our side, no pay. Help us.
Think about it poly pool. You want a couple unkillable regenerative aliens?

Or that could happen whilst my writer is typing, type faster dude, seriously.

Get 'em out of me get me out of here, I'll heal anyway but you retconned my cool speech, whatever.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 25, 2011, 10:25:02 PM
Paco and Fitzgerald forget that AVP movie embryos mature and burst at a much faster rate than Alien movie embryos (due to Predator tampering with Alien genetics of the Queen in the 1st AVP movie according to Paul Anderson) and the bellybursters come out shrieking for blood and flesh.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 25, 2011, 10:27:07 PM
Mother f&£*ing retcons...

before I fade and heal, This. Hurts. When I wake, I will kill you. I will take those mandibles off of your fleshy face and I will shove them down your throat. I will burn my own hands down to a stump from the acid and beat you repeatedly with them. I will not tolerate rape. Especially gay rape. I'm coming for you.

...Bison 'yes, yes'...!

*Deadpool fades*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jun 25, 2011, 10:33:55 PM
Ok f**k it I'm out.
Pillow fight thread was losing it's charm when everyone FRAKKING GORRAM STARTED RETCONNING EVERYTHING.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 25, 2011, 10:35:25 PM
With Cap. Fitzgerald out of the way and Purebreedalien dead, the newborn Aliens are free to reign supreme and slither off to tame their new home.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 25, 2011, 10:45:07 PM
-Deadpool wakes up-

"Dead? Me? No. That, my friend, is you! Here we go!"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F1324619_o.gif&hash=1431cc23dea3fc3c0974dfa13cdeeb47ecbe192c)

"You ready for this? No? GOOD!"

Deadpool teleports to predxeno, grabs him and teleports away, he appears a split second later in the air. He releases predxeno and teleports to the ground.

With predxeno in freefall Deadpool open fires.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Ftumblr_lh8wxdHMQE1qd1kdzo1_500.gif&hash=2b91f352ef01811e3474366d93e22834de87e10f)

"DIE YOU FLESHY SUNNUVA WHORE!"

He waits for predxeno to land, now bullet ridden and bleeding out. He executes the final part of his plan.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F18632_o.gif&hash=70364e30002d4bb0904dffa561370b87fc01f699)

"YIPPIE KI-YAY MOTHER F&£*ER!"

Predxeno explodes into millions of fleshy pieces along with the chestbursters.

Acid melts away part of Deadpool's arm.

"Now let's make sure you're dead!"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpoolblamblam.jpg&hash=d7a88267a65f85eb18c1495eba6625eec854399b)

-A few minutes later-

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fwin.png&hash=b94bf741426aea21d5528ba6a2a64ec3f17fb50b)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool-o.gif&hash=bbbec64f4230b3737ed712ac8ebb02f3ed127d18)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 25, 2011, 10:55:12 PM
Predxeno, the AVP canon expert, declares Purebreedalien's move to be noncanon.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 25, 2011, 11:05:02 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpoolfthat-1.jpg&hash=ad6952fd65b9ff106f59b2bfc9186f0c4e6bc8b6)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpoolfthat.jpg&hash=5bf628d082d0974f39e5ab9dc942e2ccd06f1267)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpoolgrr.jpg&hash=94bb12080d5766bb8fcb699dd033ef0f05556001)

"You wanna pull that $#!& on me?"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fshame.jpg&hash=a9ceee2af694de7fed6aaf03d248dd29735462e4)
"Breaking the fourth wall is kinda my thing, this is The Pillowfighting Thread. This is not, and never will be, in any way, shape or form, related to AvP canon. Ever. You're dead, so find some genetic scientist crazy enough to bring your melting ass back, or...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F813710-vlcsnap_360169-2.jpg&hash=bea2599f0ca4f2512d26b4f0adbb3b5a541ae5e1)

This has been a Deadpool PSA."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 26, 2011, 01:38:38 AM
Sorry, didn't quite get how this thread worked (didn't know I could resurrect characters with lame @$$ responses).

Chet resurrects... cause... uh... God, I'm bad at making corny excuses.  Chet survived Deadpool's assault cause the Strause Brothers' will makes it so.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 26, 2011, 01:52:12 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gifsparafacebook.com%2Femoani_adm%2F236450501-mundoemoti-alucard-impaciente.gif&hash=0c5d8f99705d5642e5037b8a82f4105ebd7bfb41)

DIE FREAK!!!

*opens fire on predxeno*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi746.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fxx105%2FHakitoCZ%2FAll%2520others%2FAlucard.gif&hash=881ab26e003e587dbd7af4c7bba7c174f71e83b5)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 26, 2011, 02:15:36 AM
Your first pic didn't show.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 26, 2011, 10:15:07 AM
"Um, before you call my regenerative abilities a 'lame @$$ response', do some research, pal, see what I'm capable of. Also, @$$ still obviously tells us you're saying ass, so why bother censoring if it's so clear what you're saying?"

*sees a lot of out of character posts*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool__Oh_by_Ricard08-3.jpg&hash=c893388f48c71c7336731ecd5698f7b380745884)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpoolReaction.jpg&hash=c87fe0e187e9abfd6706758261fe7abc3e185a30)

"That's it, I'm out, have fun writin' someone else, Purebreed. Or y'know, have fun, not writing anything else here again. This is too ridiculous, even for me."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2FDeadpool__Oh_by_Ricard08-1.jpg&hash=cda18ad569483fd832838c3d66dca79fb19cb878)

"...yeah, predxeno, this doesn't mean you won, it means I walk away. So, have a pineapple-"

*Deadpool throws a live grenade at predxeno*

"-and have a good run. Also, remember-"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fkeepitreal-1.jpg&hash=b8d0c6c92f1e558c50e5eed057d33cf4729a36d8)

*Deadpool teleports out of the thread, perhaps never to return*



Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 26, 2011, 01:16:52 PM
Didn't mean to say your regenerative abilities were lame, sorry if you thought that.  I just thought the idea of having a scientist regenerate Chet was kinda corny.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 26, 2011, 03:06:20 PM
WTF me and the frickin bear cav are gone for like a day wth happened!?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 26, 2011, 03:38:48 PM
*rides up and finds predxeno.*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F33806%2F1768650-ghostrv3001_cov_col.jpg&hash=dca26809285646184b0f8077f56d14abbabc9db0)

PREPARE YOURSELF PREDXENO FOR PENANCE LONG OVERDUE!!!!!

*restrains predxeno*

YOU WILL NOW DIE!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 26, 2011, 03:45:48 PM
If you're thinking about using that stare that Ghost Rider does in the movie, well... Chet doesn't have eyes.

EDIT: Also, I'm atheist and I don't consider crossovers to be canon aka the crossovers where Alien fights Batman, etc.  So you can go back to the nonsci-fi world where you don't exist. ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 26, 2011, 03:50:36 PM
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 26, 2011, 03:45:48 PM
If you're thinking about using that stare that Ghost Rider does in the movie, well... Chet doesn't have eyes.

EDIT: Also, I'm atheist and I don't consider crossovers to be canon aka the crossovers where Alien fights Batman, etc.  So you can go back to the nonsci-fi world where you don't exist. ;)

SILENCE MORTAL!!!!!!!! WHOEVER SAID I WOULD USE THE STARE? I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH MY FISTS!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 26, 2011, 03:51:59 PM
Try that and you can enjoy my acid blood. ;) ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 26, 2011, 03:57:10 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F10069%2F411680-Ghost_Rider_01.JPG&hash=c98aca067bb8e47ce362a6ce4bc2ae968bd32b7f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 26, 2011, 04:03:04 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but preying on the "prey" isn't a crime.  If it was, you'd have to arrest the majority of all the humans on Earth for eating beef, pork, fish, etc.

EDIT: So Ghost Rider, there is no crime being committed here.  Off you go.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 26, 2011, 04:09:11 PM
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 26, 2011, 04:03:04 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but preying on the "prey" isn't a crime.  If it was, you'd have to arrest the majority of all the humans on Earth for eating beef, pork, fish, etc.

EDIT: So Ghost Rider, there is no crime being committed here.  Off you go.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F7%2F71666%2F1540459-2.jpg&hash=3abcc72304788181b3bdbeb3a4f1952d550e5a14)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 26, 2011, 08:08:23 PM
Since you have your flames off...

*Steals Ghost Rider's jacket and sells it on eBay*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Jun 26, 2011, 08:19:44 PM
*Flys back into the thread*

Well im back now...And you wont believe the crazy stuff thats happened to me while I was gone....

*Sees Predxeno taking things far too seriously and 'borrows' Deadpools fourth wall breaking powers*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1084.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj411%2FL33TLink%2Fsolatorobo-the-hunter-20110520045424718_640w.jpg&hash=354615a32283e917bafd2ca04eb5c1d29fd9a829)

Hey...Stop taking things so seriously and let people enjoy themselves

*Shoots Predxeno with his gunblade making him explode with the EMP*

Now lets find Deadpool and return this belt...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 26, 2011, 08:23:07 PM
Chet can survive multiple EMP blasts cause she's turning into a Queen (extra armor).  She recovers and assaults L33T Link.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Jun 26, 2011, 08:25:14 PM
*Leans out of the way of Chets assualt and slices its stomach open with his gunblade*

Survive that you...errrm...thing!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 26, 2011, 08:26:31 PM
Chet has reinforced armor so the gunblade would not do much damage.  Chet lashes with his tail that has a stinger that can stun prey.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Jun 26, 2011, 08:28:52 PM
*Leans back Matrix style and avoids the tail*

Ok time to take a leaf out of Ripley's book!

*Hops onto his mech*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1084.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj411%2FL33TLink%2F414solarobo01.jpg&hash=97d77763103b0f34ccaa8d7641bf6f0c506adbeb)

Come at me bro.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 26, 2011, 08:29:16 PM
Cool mech!

*Steals the mech and sells it on eBay*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 26, 2011, 08:29:53 PM
*Teleports in*

"I know I said I wouldn't be back, but here I am. You need to stop retconnin' stuff, predxeno! If it happens, it f&£*!ng happens!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2F813710-vlcsnap_360169-2.jpg&hash=bea2599f0ca4f2512d26b4f0adbb3b5a541ae5e1)

Oh, hey Red."

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Jun 26, 2011, 08:31:40 PM
*Watches Omega try to pilot the mech without the keys*

Errm..yeah...good luck with that....

*sees Deadpool*

Oh there you are! got the teleport belt from ages ago here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 26, 2011, 08:32:50 PM
Chet smashes the mech while OmegaZilla tries to pilot it without the keys.  With no power, the mech falls to pieces easily.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Jun 26, 2011, 08:34:22 PM
*The Mech stays in tact because it doesnt use energy to stay together, Red hops on and moves over to Deadpool*

I vote we get out of here...fast!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 26, 2011, 08:35:21 PM
Quote from: L33T Link on Jun 26, 2011, 08:31:40 PM
*Watches Omega try to pilot the mech without the keys*

Errm..yeah...good luck with that....

*sees Deadpool*

Oh there you are! got the teleport belt from ages ago here.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Foutput.gif&hash=b9def8ddc2a79e5fa33ac154238b0ab0cf627935)

"For me? Nah you keep it, I got Osborn's one now anyway thanks to Daniel Way and the Thunderbolts. A free ride? Sure!"

*hops on*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 26, 2011, 08:36:48 PM
Chet has super strength (AVP2 Primal Hunt battle between Predalien and Exosuits, anyone?) and is causing massive damage to the mech.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 26, 2011, 08:36:53 PM
*Sees a scratch on the mech*
DUDE PREDXENO WHY THE f**k. I SOLD IT ON EBAY. NOW THE CUSTOMER IS GONNA BE PISSED OFF.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gifsforum.com%2Fimages%2Fgif%2Ffuk%2520you%2Fgrand%2Fya_done_fcked_up_nah_gif.gif&hash=6195779890881e23275c37b727064d4a1dffede0)

I use... anti-retcon virus!

*Pours anti-retcon on predxeno and he dissolves*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Jun 26, 2011, 08:37:33 PM
*The mech flys away from Predxeno*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1084.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj411%2FL33TLink%2FSolatoroboscreen.png&hash=0adaf9c0b899cb476a5d18726f1806359ca09ed6)


Quick lets get out of here before he retcons something else!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 26, 2011, 08:38:45 PM
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 26, 2011, 08:36:48 PM
Chet has super strength (AVP2 Primal Hunt battle between Predalien and Exosuits, anyone?) and is causing massive damage to the mech.

Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 26, 2011, 08:36:53 PM
*Sees a scratch on the mech*
DUDE PREDXENO WHY THE f**k. I SOLD IT ON EBAY. NOW THE CUSTOMER IS GONNA BE PISSED OFF.
http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/fuk%20you/grand/ya_done_fcked_up_nah_gif.gif

I use... anti-retcon virus!

*Pours anti-retcon on predxeno and he dissolves*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool-4th-wall-o.gif&hash=332b680cfd946249eb3b3f273a07024e49a84252)
"However our brave adventurers soon found out that they were hallucinating, and Red & Pool were already far, far away."

Quote from: L33T Link on Jun 26, 2011, 08:37:33 PM
*The mech flys away from Predxeno*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1084.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj411%2FL33TLink%2FSolatoroboscreen.png&hash=0adaf9c0b899cb476a5d18726f1806359ca09ed6)


Quick lets get out of here before he retcons something else!

"Just like this."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 26, 2011, 08:39:58 PM
I think the only option here since predxeno is acting like my little bros and finding all kinds of crap to keep himself alive although he is clearly dead I think the only option here is to take off and nuke the site from orbit...its the only way to be sure....
or ust have purebreedalien take a bath, that may scare him off
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.4thletter.net%2Fgavok%2Fdeadpool%2F39.jpg&hash=bd8da56eb34866bf2ae89bf059530324118e6ef8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 26, 2011, 08:41:25 PM
YOU THINK CHET'S BAD?!?!?!?!!  I'LL SHOW YOU BAD!!!!!!!!  Chet abandons the Strause Brothers and trades up for Fox.  Fox using its army of horrible AVPR ideas equips Chet with Predator weaponry and cloaking.  Chet uses a Predator plasmacaster to shoot the mech back down to Earth.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 26, 2011, 08:41:43 PM
*Chases the mech down with Vermithrax*

*Sees the army of bad ideas*
AAHHH WHAT THE f**k.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 26, 2011, 08:41:53 PM
"Erm, there's a dragon on our tail, Red.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fsigh.png&hash=8a5fe5db512b70732b257ca629b79abf9f0a98b4)

I'll go get it."

Deadpool teleports from the mech and onto the dragon, only to find OmegaZilla

"Hey my ol' boss from the good ol' days! How have ya been, buddy? What do you say we relive the good ol' times and kill some $#!& together? Namely Chet!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 26, 2011, 08:43:41 PM
You want to team up?  Sure.  Chet summons the Flying King Alien and the 2 prepare to rumble.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 26, 2011, 08:44:27 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdumbasssob.png&hash=939c13367b331bcc430bb39e65548d7ded425775)

I'm talking to Omega, here, buddy! Go find yer own conversation!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 26, 2011, 08:45:14 PM
Why'd you mention me in your "conversation", then?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 26, 2011, 08:45:44 PM
That thing's got acid... frak. *Injects anti-acid in Vermithrax*
Now it's immune to acid, so f**k that! *Vermithrax attacks the King Alien at full force*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: L33T Link on Jun 26, 2011, 08:46:41 PM
*A large airship lands next to Red the door opens and a anthro tigress walks out saying "ive been looking for you MERCONARY!" she drags Red onto the ship*

Well guys...looks like im off on a job...dont worry i'll be back later...

*the ship flys off*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 26, 2011, 08:47:13 PM
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 26, 2011, 08:45:14 PM
Why'd you mention me in your "conversation", then?

"I was talking about teaming up with Omega and blasting you int' pieces."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpool3.jpg&hash=ee06b3efbaa84dea359bc5fe4fa5a649525b869d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 27, 2011, 01:50:59 AM
*Sugar honey ice tea can someone explain what is goin on here? maybe i should just come back in like 2 days
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 27, 2011, 03:56:12 PM
*returns from Hell*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F6%2F64034%2F1203465-ghost_rider__earth_1610_.jpg&hash=ac83a902f33f07cdf2738459c94bbf7ad20a265b)
VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2011, 04:03:09 PM
No, it's mine!

*Escapes with vengeance*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 27, 2011, 04:06:40 PM


Easy mortal. I seek the death of the one called predxeno. He has murdered many innocents with his canon debate. HE MUST DIE!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 27, 2011, 04:14:27 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jun 27, 2011, 03:56:12 PM
*returns from Hell*
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/6/64034/1203465-ghost_rider__earth_1610_.jpg
VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fmk%2Fimages%2Fe%2Fee%2FMK2011_Scorpion.png&hash=2ae0c61de72de0bcd21e755d13352b87fe2b047d)
???

Pfft, you wish! :laugh:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2011, 04:16:03 PM
Exactly! I ran away with it!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 27, 2011, 04:23:30 PM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Jun 27, 2011, 04:14:27 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jun 27, 2011, 03:56:12 PM
*returns from Hell*
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/6/64034/1203465-ghost_rider__earth_1610_.jpg
VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!

http://images.wikia.com/mk/images/e/ee/MK2011_Scorpion.png
???

Pfft, you wish! :laugh:

Fool. I am the Ghost Rider. I know who you are. A fallen mortal who desires vengeance. This is my fight. Back off now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 27, 2011, 04:39:05 PM
Didn't I already prove that you have no standing to confront me?!?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 27, 2011, 10:34:21 PM
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 27, 2011, 04:39:05 PM
Didn't I already prove that you have no standing to confront me?!?!

I have plenty of standing, mortal.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 27, 2011, 10:43:07 PM
Such as?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 27, 2011, 10:47:02 PM
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 27, 2011, 10:43:07 PM
Such as?

You have destroyed what is left of Purebreedalien's sanity. That will never be forgiven.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 27, 2011, 10:49:40 PM
That's not saying much since his sanity was already in question. ;) :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 27, 2011, 10:54:34 PM
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 27, 2011, 10:49:40 PM
That's not saying much since his sanity was already in question. ;) :D

Enough games. ITS TIME TO PAY THE REAPER!!!!!!!!

*punches predxeno into a wall and proceeds to pummel him.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 27, 2011, 10:56:21 PM
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN DEFEATED ONCE.  I HAVE NO INTEREST IN DOING IT AGAIN.  IF Purebreedalien NEEDS TO BE AVENGED, THEN I'LL TAKE IT FROM HIM.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 27, 2011, 10:58:02 PM
I underestimated you. A mistake I will not repeat. Prepare for your death.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 27, 2011, 11:02:15 PM
Unfortunately for you, I still have Fox's army of bad ideas on my side.  This'll prove to be your undoing:

Fox Disclaimer: Any character or series not related to the AVP franchise is now considered NONCANON in this fight.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 28, 2011, 02:20:44 AM
I am starating to hate this warm weather, I am sick of wearing shorts and sleeveless shirts.... I rather live in Alaska...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 28, 2011, 03:05:35 AM
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 27, 2011, 11:02:15 PM
Unfortunately for you, I still have Fox's army of bad ideas on my side.  This'll prove to be your undoing:

Fox Disclaimer: Any character or series not related to the AVP franchise is now considered NONCANON in this fight.

That was your last mistake. PREPARE TO DIE YOU MORTAL FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

*races towards him, avoiding the AVPR Aliens and Chet.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jun 28, 2011, 07:22:26 AM
Black jesus :laugh:.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 28, 2011, 12:44:52 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jun 28, 2011, 02:20:44 AM
I am starating to hate this warm weather, I am sick of wearing shorts and sleeveless shirts.... I rather live in Alaska...
I know another cold place...
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.film.it%2Ffnts%2Ffilm%2Fimmagini%2F500x375%2FMountains_of_Madness_artwork-21249751.jpg&hash=74e4159973890d31de41ac98e06e2b30ebbae7b1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 28, 2011, 12:58:54 PM
I prefer the summer I only like winter cause I can wear hoodies. Plus hurricane season starts soon so there's going to be lots 'o rain for me. ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Jun 28, 2011, 01:13:30 PM
*Rocks in a corner*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 28, 2011, 01:36:01 PM
He's gone insane...guess he ran into some eldritch abomination and made eye contact with it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 28, 2011, 01:36:48 PM
I knew I shouldn't have invited the Elder Things for a Tea party! :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 28, 2011, 01:40:09 PM
WWWWRRRRRRYYYYYY?!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 28, 2011, 04:20:52 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jun 28, 2011, 03:05:35 AM
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 27, 2011, 11:02:15 PM
Unfortunately for you, I still have Fox's army of bad ideas on my side.  This'll prove to be your undoing:

Fox Disclaimer: Any character or series not related to the AVP franchise is now considered NONCANON in this fight.

That was your last mistake. PREPARE TO DIE YOU MORTAL FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

*races towards him, avoiding the AVPR Aliens and Chet.*

Fox recognizes the importance of Chet and of me, predxeno.  They recognize that if either one of us were to die, they would take a substantial hit in their profits being as I'm one of the only dedicated fans to their films such as AVPR.  In response to this, they increase Chet's power to ∞ and make her my guardian.

Disclaimer: Fox doesn't endorse or encourage any continuity in movies, games, comics, or any other source of EU whether they be canon or noncanon.

Sorry, Ghost Rider.  If you include each of the 2 AVP films and this, then Fox has screwed you thrice over just to make a profit.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 29, 2011, 06:35:23 PM
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!!!You wanna play tht game? Who does fox wanna protect more? The fail of an Avp series or an actually classic profitable series?   
John McClaine kill tht fool
and if he SOMEHOW fails I'm sure tht others will join the fight
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.homersimpsonwallpapers.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fwallpapers%2Fhomer_rejoicing_wallpaper_-_1280x1024.jpg&hash=1dfda9e5a846fc6ce1ed54540e5b2e5abaf3e600)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 29, 2011, 06:51:24 PM
Wasn't saying that Fox cared about AVPR, just their lack of caring for continuity issues in it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Sep 09, 2011, 12:42:18 AM
Oh how I miss this thread and its tacos...  :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 09, 2011, 01:05:47 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Sep 09, 2011, 12:42:18 AM
Oh how I miss this thread and its tacos...  :'(

Oh the memories...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 09, 2011, 01:12:23 AM
This thread can never die!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 09, 2011, 01:13:14 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Sep 09, 2011, 01:12:23 AM
This thread can never die!

Someone will always resurrect it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Sep 09, 2011, 01:22:39 AM
Yep, there's always some crazies out there, plotting.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 09, 2011, 01:42:16 AM
(In An Secret Underground Lair)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FLiesreturn1.jpg&hash=e44fc3705202f07cc0b251dfd9e543c78f545863)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FLiesreturn2.jpg&hash=9378b4c1269456072abfd0be27ee8d5e71aee7d0)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FLiesreturn3.png&hash=0730d902f8621380eb35561395f7b7be6c148d93)

Spoiler
*Looks at watch*

2:30 am!

*Stretches and Yawns*

I'll attack tomorrow.
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Sep 09, 2011, 01:46:14 AM
* meanwhile in a dark alley in the city. The Rider is holding a mugger by the throat.*

"You will now pay for the pain you have inflicted on innocent souls. Look into my eyes and suffer eternal guilt.

*The Rider drops the body, sensing something strange.*

This does not bode well. I must find out what this disturbance is.

*gets on Hellcycle and rides out of the city, hell-bent on finding the source of this disturbance.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 09, 2011, 04:51:07 AM
Quote from: Lie on Sep 09, 2011, 01:42:16 AM
(In An Secret Underground Lair)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FLiesreturn1.jpg&hash=e44fc3705202f07cc0b251dfd9e543c78f545863)
http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac206/Lie1295/Liesreturn2.jpg
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FLiesreturn3.png&hash=0730d902f8621380eb35561395f7b7be6c148d93)

Spoiler
*Looks at watch*

2:30 am!

*Stretches and Yawns*

I'll attack tomorrow.
[close]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJfkTkiyHbo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJfkTkiyHbo#)
Where the f*ck have you been! Why did you stop talking to me?! Am I that horrible... are we no longer friends
LOOK YOU MADE ME SAD! {Continues to slap Lie}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Effectz on Sep 09, 2011, 04:59:54 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft1.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcTVe9RGFtHt1X3IuoAWok5DOXwjnDUhn9ciQxS1KlP4KFVwSCb44fnauyekbw&hash=46c9403cea4bf7d78f0e7af5323c9a41c42e656a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Purebreedalien on Sep 09, 2011, 11:07:27 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi231.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee44%2FXenomorph02%2FDeadpool%2520Scans%2520etc%2Fdeadpooldoctor.jpg&hash=96ce6580f05b944490611e8dee5139dfa779cc3d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 10, 2011, 12:41:57 PM
Do deeenntiiissssts count?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Sep 10, 2011, 12:51:26 PM
*as I walk through an erupting volcano I wonder: Can a fridge really survive a nuke?*

Time to go find out!
*blows up nuke*

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I CREATED!!!???

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdudelol.com%2FDO-NOT-HOTLINK-IMAGES%2FKing-Derp-Frog.jpg&hash=0e1e579498457652e1bb72c67c9b5af9e69c6f42)
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Sep 10, 2011, 04:48:53 PM
Odin help us..... :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: fry1236 on Mar 06, 2012, 11:34:13 AM
Does nuking the entire AvP galaxy count in this thread ?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 06, 2012, 11:36:17 AM
Yes it does, you can't however. I got all the nukes!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: fry1236 on Mar 06, 2012, 11:43:54 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 06, 2012, 11:36:17 AM
Yes it does, you can't however. I got all the nukes!

Yeah well. Right now there is a highly trained werewolf stealing my nukes back !
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 06, 2012, 11:45:14 AM
No freaking chance.
My Werewolf kicks yours' ass.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Funderworld%2Fimages%2F0%2F0b%2FWilliam.png&hash=904494901103c4149809337bdb31fdfc526226b0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: fry1236 on Mar 06, 2012, 11:51:25 AM
My Dragon easily gobbles up that monstrosity of yours !
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 06, 2012, 11:59:48 AM
*William bursts out of the Dragon's neck*
Uh... no.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: fry1236 on Mar 06, 2012, 12:02:29 PM
Ha ! didn't need him anyway. *chestburster bursts from dead werewolf* very soon I will have a werexeno killing everything you could possibly throw at me  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 06, 2012, 12:05:08 PM
Except me.
*Runs towards the chestburster, grabs it and quickly snaps its neck*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: fry1236 on Mar 06, 2012, 12:11:30 PM
I'm guessing you didn't notice the two facehugger tubes broken on the ground right next to you......
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 06, 2012, 12:18:07 PM
I guess you didn't notice I am a cigar smoking, armored, Alien-Monster human hybrid.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: fry1236 on Mar 06, 2012, 12:22:14 PM
I'm guessing you didn't notice the dynamite i've quietly been strapping onto you with my cloaking ability I borrowed from the predators while we've been having this whole conversation.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 06, 2012, 12:36:50 PM
Cool. Too bad my armor is dynamite-proof.
And you are close to me.
*Grabs Fry as the dynamite charges explode*
*Shrugs off the remains*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2012, 08:27:52 PM
*almighty hellflames shoot up from the ground and a rider dressed in black with a skull wreathed in fire rides.*

The f**k is going on here?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 06, 2012, 08:52:06 PM
Nothing that could possibly ever interest you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Mar 06, 2012, 08:55:46 PM
*screams like a little girl on Christmas
"YES THIS THREAD IS BACK!"
*sees crater...
"oh..."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 06, 2012, 09:00:05 PM
Hey Xenokiller!! Wanna get to Victorian England with your Tardis and have some Tea together?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: fry1236 on Mar 06, 2012, 09:24:58 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 06, 2012, 12:36:50 PM
Cool. Too bad my armor is dynamite-proof.
And you are close to me.
*Grabs Fry as the dynamite charges explode*
*Shrugs off the remains*

Oh, such a shame I'm a terminator and I can melt back together with silver stuff. *Walks to school laughing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 06, 2012, 09:34:32 PM
Morse, pour the lead! On fry!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Xenokiller on Mar 06, 2012, 10:57:09 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 06, 2012, 09:00:05 PM
Hey Xenokiller!! Wanna get to Victorian England with your Tardis and have some Tea together?
Of fricking course! Hold on let me get the door for you *snaps fingers
Fantastic
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 06, 2012, 11:11:51 PM
*King Rathalos sits in the corner sipping coffee while reading a copy of the Divine Comedy*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 07, 2012, 12:33:44 AM
Sneeks behind King Rathalos and goes invisable useing her cloak, takes his coffee and drinks it herself.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Mar 07, 2012, 01:05:57 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 06, 2012, 09:34:32 PM
Morse, pour the lead! On fry!

Shoots Morse. Takes his wallet. Runs away.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Mar 07, 2012, 01:38:17 AM
*Tardis lands on fleeing Terx "Hold on, forgot something" picks up fez on nearby table and looks at the legs sticking out under the TARDIS "oops" *steps inside and TARDIS leaves
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 07, 2012, 01:38:48 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 07, 2012, 12:33:44 AM
Sneeks behind King Rathalos and goes invisable useing her cloak, takes his coffee and drinks it herself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKaRFA8DgUc#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKaRFA8DgUc#ws)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Mar 07, 2012, 01:42:48 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Mar 07, 2012, 01:38:17 AM
*Tardis lands on fleeing Terx "Hold on, forgot something" picks up fez on nearby table and looks at the legs sticking out under the TARDIS "oops" *steps inside and TARDIS leaves

My blood is highly acid and burns the tardis. My head turns into the spider thing and hides under the table.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F-qffhJ5TmepM%2FTqkhFox98vI%2FAAAAAAAABbM%2Fivc9vn6z0lk%2Fs1600%2Ftherealthing.jpg&hash=2d74ad4ec17904626013f734ba6a96f0be5e4a6c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 07, 2012, 01:43:21 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 07, 2012, 01:38:48 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 07, 2012, 12:33:44 AM
Sneeks behind King Rathalos and goes invisable useing her cloak, takes his coffee and drinks it herself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKaRFA8DgUc#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKaRFA8DgUc#ws)
Sips more coffee.
" You know yelling at me dose not bring your coffee back... it just... makes me smile..."
Grins
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 07, 2012, 01:54:32 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 07, 2012, 01:43:21 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 07, 2012, 01:38:48 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 07, 2012, 12:33:44 AM
Sneeks behind King Rathalos and goes invisable useing her cloak, takes his coffee and drinks it herself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKaRFA8DgUc#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKaRFA8DgUc#ws)
Sips more coffee.
" You know yelling at me dose not bring your coffee back... it just... makes me smile..."
Grins

Meh, I'll just make another, my giant robot comes with an instant infinite coffee maker. ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Mar 07, 2012, 02:17:16 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Mar 07, 2012, 01:42:48 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Mar 07, 2012, 01:38:17 AM
*Tardis lands on fleeing Terx "Hold on, forgot something" picks up fez on nearby table and looks at the legs sticking out under the TARDIS "oops" *steps inside and TARDIS leaves

My blood is highly acid and burns the tardis. My head turns into the spider thing and hides under the table.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qffhJ5TmepM/TqkhFox98vI/AAAAAAAABbM/ivc9vn6z0lk/s1600/therealthing.jpg
*Me to Omegazilla "do You smell something? *Spider thing found and placed in jar then latter ejected by the Medusa Cascade
"problem solved, now where to?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: fry1236 on Mar 07, 2012, 05:54:32 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 06, 2012, 09:34:32 PM
Morse, pour the lead! On fry!


Um. *walks away with lead poured everywhere somehow and randomly trips up Xenokiller for no reason*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Mar 07, 2012, 07:22:02 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 07, 2012, 01:38:48 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 07, 2012, 12:33:44 AM
Sneeks behind King Rathalos and goes invisable useing her cloak, takes his coffee and drinks it herself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKaRFA8DgUc#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKaRFA8DgUc#ws)

Oh good lord
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Mar 07, 2012, 07:27:14 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Mar 07, 2012, 01:42:48 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Mar 07, 2012, 01:38:17 AM
*Tardis lands on fleeing Terx "Hold on, forgot something" picks up fez on nearby table and looks at the legs sticking out under the TARDIS "oops" *steps inside and TARDIS leaves

My blood is highly acid and burns the tardis. My head turns into the spider thing and hides under the table.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qffhJ5TmepM/TqkhFox98vI/AAAAAAAABbM/ivc9vn6z0lk/s1600/therealthing.jpg
" Is... is that the Thing?..."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Mar 07, 2012, 03:27:52 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 07, 2012, 07:27:14 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Mar 07, 2012, 01:42:48 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Mar 07, 2012, 01:38:17 AM
*Tardis lands on fleeing Terx "Hold on, forgot something" picks up fez on nearby table and looks at the legs sticking out under the TARDIS "oops" *steps inside and TARDIS leaves

My blood is highly acid and burns the tardis. My head turns into the spider thing and hides under the table.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qffhJ5TmepM/TqkhFox98vI/AAAAAAAABbM/ivc9vn6z0lk/s1600/therealthing.jpg
" Is... is that the Thing?..."

Yep. This will incinerate it.
*shoots a fireball at the creature.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 07, 2012, 04:05:36 PM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Mar 07, 2012, 02:17:16 AM
"problem solved, now where to?"
You're the Doctor! Show me the wonders of the universe!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Mar 07, 2012, 09:22:37 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 07, 2012, 04:05:36 PM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Mar 07, 2012, 02:17:16 AM
"problem solved, now where to?"
You're the Doctor! Show me the wonders of the universe!
Ok,New Jersey it is then  ;D
Let's just see where she takes us  ;)
*Tardis lands and doors open and then we see....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Mar 07, 2012, 10:32:04 PM
...Predxeno.

For I live in New Jersey.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Mar 07, 2012, 11:21:29 PM
Quote from: predxeno on Mar 07, 2012, 10:32:04 PM
...Predxeno.

For I live in New Jersey.
*Ah, too scary! get back in, must get away! must get away! Ok then, New Jersey was sarcastic, Omegazilla how does going into the future and watching the avengers movie sound? start small  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Mar 07, 2012, 11:36:57 PM
Quote from: DJ Pu$$yface on Mar 07, 2012, 07:22:02 AM
Quote from: King Rathalos on Mar 07, 2012, 01:38:48 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 07, 2012, 12:33:44 AM
Sneeks behind King Rathalos and goes invisable useing her cloak, takes his coffee and drinks it herself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKaRFA8DgUc#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKaRFA8DgUc#ws)

Oh good lord

I know right?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Mar 08, 2012, 04:56:09 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Mar 07, 2012, 03:27:52 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Mar 07, 2012, 07:27:14 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Mar 07, 2012, 01:42:48 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Mar 07, 2012, 01:38:17 AM
*Tardis lands on fleeing Terx "Hold on, forgot something" picks up fez on nearby table and looks at the legs sticking out under the TARDIS "oops" *steps inside and TARDIS leaves

My blood is highly acid and burns the tardis. My head turns into the spider thing and hides under the table.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qffhJ5TmepM/TqkhFox98vI/AAAAAAAABbM/ivc9vn6z0lk/s1600/therealthing.jpg
" Is... is that the Thing?..."

Yep. This will incinerate it.
*shoots a fireball at the creature.

Jumps into a swimming and starts multiply due to the thing imitating the gremlins ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 08, 2012, 12:52:55 PM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Mar 07, 2012, 11:21:29 PM
*Ah, too scary! get back in, must get away! must get away! Ok then, New Jersey was sarcastic, Omegazilla how does going into the future and watching the avengers movie sound? start small  ;)
AND SPOILERIZE EVERYONE ABOUT IT.

Why not?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Mar 09, 2012, 02:36:07 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 08, 2012, 12:52:55 PM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Mar 07, 2012, 11:21:29 PM
*Ah, too scary! get back in, must get away! must get away! Ok then, New Jersey was sarcastic, Omegazilla how does going into the future and watching the avengers movie sound? start small  ;)
AND SPOILERIZE EVERYONE ABOUT IT.

Why not?
why of course, but the TARDIS is redirecting us back to where we came from, there's a distress beacon, something about gremlin things.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Mar 09, 2012, 04:43:16 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Mar 09, 2012, 02:36:07 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 08, 2012, 12:52:55 PM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Mar 07, 2012, 11:21:29 PM
*Ah, too scary! get back in, must get away! must get away! Ok then, New Jersey was sarcastic, Omegazilla how does going into the future and watching the avengers movie sound? start small  ;)
AND SPOILERIZE EVERYONE ABOUT IT.

Why not?
why of course, but the TARDIS is redirecting us back to where we came from, there's a distress beacon, something about gremlin things.....

Army of things that multiple like gremlins start having a feast at midnight.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 09, 2012, 12:57:35 PM
*It suddenly becomes day and all Gremlins are incinerated*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Xenokiller on Mar 10, 2012, 02:41:33 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 09, 2012, 12:57:35 PM
*It suddenly becomes day and all Gremlins are incinerated*
Well....tht was easier then expected....umm yeah....unless one was indoors.... :o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Mar 11, 2012, 03:23:24 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Mar 10, 2012, 02:41:33 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 09, 2012, 12:57:35 PM
*It suddenly becomes day and all Gremlins are incinerated*
Well....tht was easier then expected....umm yeah....unless one was indoors.... :o

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-GOMhW1PIAZ4%2FTpoSC6H5CUI%2FAAAAAAAAAFM%2FbQIVUhqR224%2Fs1600%2Fgremlins22070511.jpg&hash=6ce999498b69a78fba938dc958f67b758ffd4bd0)

You really think that you could get rid of me that easily :laugh:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 11, 2012, 11:10:18 AM
*Snaps Gremlin's neck*
Yes.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Xenokiller on Mar 11, 2012, 07:29:59 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 11, 2012, 11:10:18 AM
*Snaps Gremlin's neck*
Yes.
Now Omegazilla you know the doctor can't condone that kind of violence! But...I might need to make an exception....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Mar 13, 2012, 04:06:54 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 11, 2012, 11:10:18 AM
*Snaps Gremlin's neck*
Yes.

Gremlin thing comes back as a blue ghost from star wars and haunts omega for the rest of his life.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 13, 2012, 08:16:54 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcineocchio.altervista.org%2Fwordpress%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F04%2Fghostbusters-foto-tre.jpg&hash=7e5e73826266564835b87b5198f148862c7d490d)
lolnewp
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Xenokiller on Mar 13, 2012, 08:51:22 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Mar 13, 2012, 08:16:54 PM
http://cineocchio.altervista.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ghostbusters-foto-tre.jpg
lolnewp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsT_ZFs3S4M# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsT_ZFs3S4M#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 13, 2012, 09:02:00 PM
Precisely.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Apr 21, 2012, 09:43:51 AM
A car from the future runs over Omegazilla and a gremlin jumps out.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 21, 2012, 11:55:15 AM
Enooooough
*Stabs Terx2's head and cuts it apart*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Apr 21, 2012, 11:59:17 AM
Y U keep killing me omega :P

dead gremlin body morphs into the T-1000 from Terminator 2.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 21, 2012, 12:00:59 PM
*Picks a shotgun up and shoots the T1000 down to a molten steel pool*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Apr 21, 2012, 12:05:36 PM
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*uses metal arm to cut the platforms supports so omega falls as well*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 21, 2012, 12:07:38 PM
Loljetpacks
*flies up and watches as Terx2  goes aaarrrrssscccrrrssssuaaaaarrrrggghhh in the molten steel*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Apr 21, 2012, 12:10:18 PM
OMEGAZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uroboros tenticles shoot out and pulls me out of the molten steel.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 21, 2012, 12:14:33 PM
*Flies further up, reaches a spaceship and fires an imploding bomb on the place of the fight -- Disintegrating everything in the range of 100 miles*



Lol lets go explore
*flies into space*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Apr 21, 2012, 12:17:23 PM
Alien spaceship lands on Earth. Reanimates my remains while omegazillas ship is being attacked by galactus.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 21, 2012, 12:21:22 PM
Dude, you misread my post. There is No remains of what was hit by the bomb. It's dust. All of it.
But wait, why is a giant pony coming towards me AAAAAAHHHHH--


Oh.
A dream.
Buh.
*disappears in the vastity of the universe*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Apr 21, 2012, 12:25:16 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 21, 2012, 12:21:22 PM
Dude, you misread my post. There is No remains of what was hit by the bomb. It's dust. All of it.
But wait, why is a giant pony coming towards me AAAAAAHHHHH--


Oh.
A dream.
Buh.
*disappears in the vastity of the universe*

sorry my bad I didn't know the ship was destroyed as well. But wait.
*Freedy Krugers stabs omega in the chest*
"Welcome to my world bitch."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 21, 2012, 12:35:49 PM
*wakes up again*

Lol another dream. *goes to another dimension*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Apr 21, 2012, 12:39:44 PM
dreamception ;D

*Omegazilla wakes up next to justin beiber in las vegas. That's right you did it and you're married now ;D*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 21, 2012, 12:41:01 PM
*wakes up in real reality, phones Yog-Sothoth and asks it to annihilate Terx2 everytime he appears*
Now bye, I'm done.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Apr 21, 2012, 12:44:02 PM
Lol I'm a tumor on your neck. If you kill me you'll kill yourself. Done.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 21, 2012, 12:46:38 PM
Fine. *Suicides*
*Consciousness is transferred to a new body, in a place the location of which Terx2 is not aware of and will never be*
blblbl. Frakkin Cylons.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Apr 21, 2012, 12:52:12 PM
Dead tumor turns omegas old body into a zombie and rapidly spreads the virus worldwide.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 21, 2012, 04:32:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr0FJa77akc# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr0FJa77akc#)
This thread is still alive?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 21, 2012, 04:34:29 PM
It's the shadow of the shadow (if that is even possible) of what it once was.
It used to be funny. :(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 21, 2012, 04:41:28 PM
because people try to be quirky or hardcore and can't play along.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 21, 2012, 04:43:46 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 21, 2012, 04:41:28 PM
because people try to be quirky or hardcore and can't play along.
Eggsactly.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 22, 2012, 06:26:10 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 21, 2012, 04:41:28 PM
because people try to be quirky or hardcore and can't play along.
In normal roleplays thats godmodding and its the first rule that is normaly broken
I think the rule is you are what your icon is and only hold the powers of the character in your icon as for killing others thats a no no your only hear to chill the f*ck out and have fun no killing but threats are fun
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Apr 29, 2012, 07:33:04 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Apr 22, 2012, 06:26:10 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 21, 2012, 04:41:28 PM
because people try to be quirky or hardcore and can't play along.
In normal roleplays thats godmodding and its the first rule that is normaly broken
I think the rule is you are what your icon is and only hold the powers of the character in your icon as for killing others thats a no no your only hear to chill the f*ck out and have fun no killing but threats are fun

Rules are meant to be broken ;) ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Apr 29, 2012, 08:12:44 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FQKq9v.jpg&hash=83f93f9d150f4adeb66cc4bf15fc0d734e673a2f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Apr 29, 2012, 11:38:28 AM
Quote from: DJ Pu$$yface on Apr 29, 2012, 08:12:44 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FQKq9v.jpg&hash=83f93f9d150f4adeb66cc4bf15fc0d734e673a2f)

Oh lawd, potatoes. ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Apr 30, 2012, 08:34:33 AM
{Bangs head on table}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Apr 30, 2012, 08:37:13 AM
*Falls asleep on keyboard*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DJ Pu$$yface on Apr 30, 2012, 08:47:31 PM
There you go.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on May 04, 2012, 01:32:49 AM
OK....yeah I got nothing -___-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 05, 2012, 04:09:29 PM
*Walks into the thread, all happy and go lucky"
Hey you guys! I'm new!
*shakes your hands*
Why aren't we fighting?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OpenMaw on Jun 05, 2012, 04:53:18 PM
*Flashes between evil and 'normal' self*

Because... I don't fight to kill you. I fight to hurt you. ...And I don't wish to hurt you.

*Flash* RIGHT NOW.



*burp* too hungry for dat sheet, Holmes.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 05, 2012, 05:16:35 PM
0.0 okaaaaayy...

*Drops an atom bomb.*

Baaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OpenMaw on Jun 05, 2012, 05:19:11 PM
*But then I undid it so everything is cool again.*

True story, folks.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 05, 2012, 06:06:37 PM
*decapitates with sword*
No.
*reactivates bomb*
Now...as I was saying... Ahem..BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 05, 2012, 06:10:07 PM
Why has it always to do with nukes.
*Shoots nuke with a teleporter ray*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OpenMaw on Jun 05, 2012, 06:12:30 PM
"Now you're thinking with Portals."  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 05, 2012, 06:16:09 PM
The cake is a LAAIE
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 05, 2012, 06:26:53 PM
Awwww....you teleported my tea bomb. It was going to give atomic power tea to everyone...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 05, 2012, 06:29:05 PM
I have Omega Tea (C). I could care less.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 05, 2012, 06:32:39 PM
Fine...okay..if that's how you feel...

I SHALL KILL YOU ALL!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbulk2.destructoid.com%2Ful%2F217045-skyrim%2520dragonborn.jpg&hash=22610c1a9340068effd8a3ffeb715ee8f26821fd)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OpenMaw on Jun 05, 2012, 06:36:13 PM
Did someone say nuclear?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1SyS7YYzVg#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1SyS7YYzVg#ws)

8)


*Epic manly pelvic thrust*

Hey, OZ... *Steals is Tea* NOW WHAT!? HUH!?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 05, 2012, 06:38:20 PM
*Sips a cup of tea*

Yeah, what?

I've got entire planets dedicated to  Omega tea farming. :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 05, 2012, 06:40:43 PM
Die!

*FUS RO DAHs omegazilla off a 10,000 foot tall cliff.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 05, 2012, 06:42:12 PM
NNnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


aaaaaaaa


aaaaaaaa


aaaaaa


aaaaaayyyyy -- Hey! There's a penny down here!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OpenMaw on Jun 05, 2012, 06:42:34 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 05, 2012, 06:38:20 PM
*Sips a cup of tea*

Yeah, what?

I've got entire planets dedicated to  Omega tea farming. :)

Ohhoho... I'm sorry, did I say I took some tea?  :) Mm, how unfortunate.

I meant I blew up the whole damn planet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC7VU5SQfsE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC7VU5SQfsE#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 05, 2012, 06:43:36 PM
Oh that's fine. I've got plenty more. :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 05, 2012, 06:46:31 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 05, 2012, 06:42:12 PM
NNnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


aaaaaaaa


aaaaaaaa


aaaaaa


aaaaaayyyyy -- Hey! There's a penny down here!

A PENNY??? FOUL BEAST!!! The coin is MINE!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 05, 2012, 06:47:48 PM
NO! PRECIOUS!

*Jumps on Vermithrax and flees with the penny*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OpenMaw on Jun 05, 2012, 06:49:13 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 05, 2012, 06:43:36 PM
Oh that's fine. I've got plenty more. :)

The maintenance and electric bills have got to be... Astronomical.

*relinguishes sword* I yield to ye, and your unbeatable tea.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 05, 2012, 06:50:56 PM
Come back here!!!

*calls down Ohdahviing and hops on his back, pursuing Omegazilla with determination.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 05, 2012, 06:55:37 PM
Quote from: OpenMaw on Jun 05, 2012, 06:49:13 PM
The maintenance and electric bills have got to be... Astronomical.

*relinguishes sword* I yield to ye, and your unbeatable tea.
Have some! It's the best tea in the Galaxy and absolutely free.

Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 05, 2012, 06:50:56 PM
Come back here!!!
Naaaay
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 05, 2012, 07:03:40 PM
*shoots fire blast from hands, hitting Omegazillas Vermithrax, killing it and making it fall to the ground*
*Ohdahviing lands and i dismount*
The penny...GIVE IT TO ME!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 05, 2012, 07:19:31 PM
Nay!
*Injects omega serum (C) into Vermithrax, it regenerates*
*Flees away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 05, 2012, 07:33:26 PM
*flies after on Ohdahviing uses call storm shout, lightning strikes Vermithrax and sends it down yet again lightning continues to strike the corpse*

Now, as I was saying-

*draws sword*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 05, 2012, 07:34:35 PM
Nay!

*Spits acid on Dovahkiin's face*

*Omega with the penny and Vermithrax disappear mysteriously*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 05, 2012, 07:41:39 PM
*wipes acid off in pain. Uses aura whisper shout, sees Omegazillas aura. Readies arrow, shoots through Omegazillas heart, omegazilla falls dead to the ground. Takes penny.*

I had to do it. This penny is the only artifact that Alduin, the world eater could use to return to this world.

*destroys penny*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OpenMaw on Jun 05, 2012, 07:43:02 PM
*falls asleep and kills everyone with his snores, only not because that would be GOD rping, and only assjerks do that.*  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 05, 2012, 07:53:30 PM
Death is annoying.

*Stabs Dovahkiin's head and splits it into three pars, killing him in the process*

But I have Cylon tech on my part!

now, before there's some lame comeback (mine is an awesome comeback! Shut up!)...

*Atomizes Doahkiin's remains*

*Disappears in a dimension no one of this dimension bar Omega is aware of*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 05, 2012, 08:03:12 PM
*resurrects due to hundreds of dragon souls posessed*

I warned you. Alduin's power was residing in that penny.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 05, 2012, 08:09:10 PM
Nay! This is all in your head man

All in your head.

*Snaps finger and Dovahkiin wakes up alone, stranded on an alien planet*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 05, 2012, 08:14:32 PM
Huh.....I'm on the predator home world, eh???

*draws sword and begins killing and FUS RO DAHing predators.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 05, 2012, 08:39:54 PM
Meanwhile xenokiller watches from the edge of the universe, the last infinity gem in his grasp, he places the blue he
In the mystical gauntlet and gleams
"mortals fighting meaningless battles, they are strong but now I am a god"
8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 05, 2012, 09:05:55 PM
when the f**k did the permission to revive this thread was given?

i want to see the signed documents. two copies on my inbox.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 05, 2012, 10:07:25 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 05, 2012, 09:05:55 PM
when the f**k did the permission to revive this thread was given?

i want to see the signed documents. two copies on my inbox.
I snapped my fingers and the gauntlet brought it back  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 05, 2012, 11:25:10 PM
Try to defeat me, xenokiller. Well see how Godlike you are!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fzombiegamer.co.za%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F11%2FSkyrim-Dragonborn2.jpg&hash=f0ac128a9cda7b4e728ce816ff11040d0d2c6ea0)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 06, 2012, 12:41:14 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 05, 2012, 11:25:10 PM
Try to defeat me, xenokiller. Well see how Godlike you are!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fzombiegamer.co.za%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F11%2FSkyrim-Dragonborn2.jpg&hash=f0ac128a9cda7b4e728ce816ff11040d0d2c6ea0)
I snap my fingers and u turn to jello before me, or do you want a fair fight?
(srry on phone, so here's the link to the pic)
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001BFR7JA/ref=aw_d_iv_books?is=l (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001BFR7JA/ref=aw_d_iv_books?is=l)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 06, 2012, 01:24:59 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 06, 2012, 12:41:14 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 05, 2012, 11:25:10 PM
Try to defeat me, xenokiller. Well see how Godlike you are!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fzombiegamer.co.za%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F11%2FSkyrim-Dragonborn2.jpg&hash=f0ac128a9cda7b4e728ce816ff11040d0d2c6ea0)
I snap my fingers and u turn to jello before me, or do you want a fair fight?
(srry on phone, so here's the link to the pic)
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001BFR7JA/ref=aw_d_iv_books?is=l (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001BFR7JA/ref=aw_d_iv_books?is=l)

*resurrects using a dragon soul*

Well that's pretty lame. Join a thread like this and then act all godlike.

*uses Shout-marked for death on Xenokiller*

No matter what you do or say. That shout will cause you to die in the next three minutes. Cheers!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 06, 2012, 02:03:01 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 06, 2012, 01:24:59 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 06, 2012, 12:41:14 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 05, 2012, 11:25:10 PM
Try to defeat me, xenokiller. Well see how Godlike you are!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fzombiegamer.co.za%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F11%2FSkyrim-Dragonborn2.jpg&hash=f0ac128a9cda7b4e728ce816ff11040d0d2c6ea0)
I snap my fingers and u turn to jello before me, or do you want a fair fight?
(srry on phone, so here's the link to the pic)
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001BFR7JA/ref=aw_d_iv_books?is=l (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001BFR7JA/ref=aw_d_iv_books?is=l)

*resurrects using a dragon soul*

Well that's pretty lame. Join a thread like this and then act all godlike.

*uses Shout-marked for death on Xenokiller*

No matter what you do or say. That shout will cause you to die in the next three minutes. Cheers!
Not if time itself no longer exists....welcome to limbo....you must be clever to beat me, surely there must be SOMETHING you can do....anything can happen here  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 06, 2012, 03:11:04 AM
*uses call of valor shout to summon all three invulnerable, immortal heroes of sovangarde, uses call dragon to summon Ohdahviing, the most powerful unkillable dragon known to man, calls on the power of Alduin, the god of destruction to empower me. Ohdahviing and the heroes of Sovangarde attack Xenokiller and mutilate him. Again uses marked for death shout on Xenokiller. Then uses ice form to freeze solid. Shatters Xenokiller to bits and uses fire breath to burn remaining pieces of Xenokiller to ash. Then uses the shout soul tear to absorb Xenokiller's soul.*

You are not the only one to know the power of a god.

*uses Alduin's shout to rain meteors from the sky and revive all killed dragons to do my bidding.*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jun 06, 2012, 05:54:58 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 06, 2012, 03:11:04 AM
*uses call of valor shout to summon all three invulnerable, immortal heroes of sovangarde, uses call dragon to summon Ohdahviing, the most powerful unkillable dragon known to man, calls on the power of Alduin, the god of destruction to empower me. Ohdahviing and the heroes of Sovangarde attack Xenokiller and mutilate him. Again uses marked for death shout on Xenokiller. Then uses ice form to freeze solid. Shatters Xenokiller to bits and uses fire breath to burn remaining pieces of Xenokiller to ash. Then uses the shout soul tear to absorb Xenokiller's soul.*

You are not the only one to know the power of a god.

*uses Alduin's shout to rain meteors from the sky and revive all killed dragons to do my bidding.*



"The right to be a god..."

Punches Dovakin in the chest with fist

"That right is now mine"

Dovakin's body falls into an active volcano.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 06, 2012, 01:15:11 PM
*rises from volcano with lava swirling around in a torrent. Meteors continue to fall from
The sky and three ancient dragons circle over Terx2*
You shouldn't have done that.
*calls down ancient dragons down to tear Terx2 apart and bathes Terx2 in lava.*
I command the power of ALDUIN! God of destruction! He fears me, so that I can call on his power at any time!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 06, 2012, 08:12:19 PM
My soul is not yours to take you mortal! *revived by doctor stranges magic(we are old friends) and charges at dovahkin with the gaintlet in hand and he is punched to the negative zone, incapable of returning.... Or is he?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 06, 2012, 10:00:54 PM
*uses Alduin's life force to to conure a huge portal to oblivion from which Hundreds of Daedra and Atronachs come. Daedra and Atronachs engage Xenokiller in battle and after a lengthy fight, overwhelm him. They drag him to the eternal plane of Oblivion where he shall remain, trapped by the divines in his suffering for all eternity. Dovahkiin conjures a portal to Oblivion and from Oblivion opens a portal to the real world.*
Its been fun, Xenokiller.
*returns to the world.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 07, 2012, 01:04:55 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 06, 2012, 10:00:54 PM
*uses Alduin's life force to to conure a huge portal to oblivion from which Hundreds of Daedra and Atronachs come. Daedra and Atronachs engage Xenokiller in battle and after a lengthy fight, overwhelm him. They drag him to the eternal plane of Oblivion where he shall remain, trapped by the divines in his suffering for all eternity. Dovahkiin conjures a portal to Oblivion and from Oblivion opens a portal to the real world.*
Its been fun, Xenokiller.
*returns to the world.*
Snaps fingers and returns, "Must we do this back and forth all night?" Snaps fingers and everything is back to the way it was 24 hours ago, Dovahkiin enters thread. "I am tired of this fight, I do not wish to extinguish your light, but I will be here, at the edge of the universe...watching, Don't make me kill you
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 07, 2012, 04:11:42 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 07, 2012, 01:04:55 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 06, 2012, 10:00:54 PM
*uses Alduin's life force to to conure a huge portal to oblivion from which Hundreds of Daedra and Atronachs come. Daedra and Atronachs engage Xenokiller in battle and after a lengthy fight, overwhelm him. They drag him to the eternal plane of Oblivion where he shall remain, trapped by the divines in his suffering for all eternity. Dovahkiin conjures a portal to Oblivion and from Oblivion opens a portal to the real world.*
Its been fun, Xenokiller.
*returns to the world.*
Snaps fingers and returns, "Must we do this back and forth all night?" Snaps fingers and everything is back to the way it was 24 hours ago, Dovahkiin enters thread. "I am tired of this fight, I do not wish to extinguish your light, but I will be here, at the edge of the universe...watching, Don't make me kill you
Please. You couldn't if you tried. I am willing to continue this fight as long as you are. Oh, and you would not be able to escape the clutches of Akatosh with the snap of a finger of that glove. But I digress. As I said, I'll only continue if you do.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 07, 2012, 02:19:30 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 07, 2012, 04:11:42 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 07, 2012, 01:04:55 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 06, 2012, 10:00:54 PM
*uses Alduin's life force to to conure a huge portal to oblivion from which Hundreds of Daedra and Atronachs come. Daedra and Atronachs engage Xenokiller in battle and after a lengthy fight, overwhelm him. They drag him to the eternal plane of Oblivion where he shall remain, trapped by the divines in his suffering for all eternity. Dovahkiin conjures a portal to Oblivion and from Oblivion opens a portal to the real world.*
Its been fun, Xenokiller.
*returns to the world.*
Snaps fingers and returns, "Must we do this back and forth all night?" Snaps fingers and everything is back to the way it was 24 hours ago, Dovahkiin enters thread. "I am tired of this fight, I do not wish to extinguish your light, but I will be here, at the edge of the universe...watching, Don't make me kill you
Please. You couldn't if you tried. I am willing to continue this fight as long as you are. Oh, and you would not be able to escape the clutches of Akatosh with the snap of a finger of that glove. But I digress. As I said, I'll only continue if you do.
I Find this entertaining, Strong as you are you are nothing
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.leaderslair.com%2Fpowercosmic%2Fthanosquest1-pic3.gif&hash=456701ff4acf109ac0fc9b2dcb54bfc58e706ffb)
And I am supreme
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Rick Grimes on Jun 07, 2012, 02:33:33 PM
*pokes head in thread, almost get's killed*
"Whoa, that was close!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 07, 2012, 03:44:50 PM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 07, 2012, 02:19:30 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 07, 2012, 04:11:42 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 07, 2012, 01:04:55 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 06, 2012, 10:00:54 PM
*uses Alduin's life force to to conure a huge portal to oblivion from which Hundreds of Daedra and Atronachs come. Daedra and Atronachs engage Xenokiller in battle and after a lengthy fight, overwhelm him. They drag him to the eternal plane of Oblivion where he shall remain, trapped by the divines in his suffering for all eternity. Dovahkiin conjures a portal to Oblivion and from Oblivion opens a portal to the real world.*
Its been fun, Xenokiller.
*returns to the world.*
Snaps fingers and returns, "Must we do this back and forth all night?" Snaps fingers and everything is back to the way it was 24 hours ago, Dovahkiin enters thread. "I am tired of this fight, I do not wish to extinguish your light, but I will be here, at the edge of the universe...watching, Don't make me kill you
Please. You couldn't if you tried. I am willing to continue this fight as long as you are. Oh, and you would not be able to escape the clutches of Akatosh with the snap of a finger of that glove. But I digress. As I said, I'll only continue if you do.
I Find this entertaining, Strong as you are you are nothing
http://www.leaderslair.com/powercosmic/thanosquest1-pic3.gif
And I am supreme
I Possess the power of Alduin, god of destruction, the world eater. I could destroy this entire planet and you along with it and tell the tales in the legendary halls of Sovangarde throughout the ages. You may think you are a god, but you are nothing without that glove.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: scarhunter92 on Jun 07, 2012, 04:06:09 PM
Holy shit, my masterpiece revived once again? :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 07, 2012, 04:24:59 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 07, 2012, 03:44:50 PM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 07, 2012, 02:19:30 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 07, 2012, 04:11:42 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 07, 2012, 01:04:55 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 06, 2012, 10:00:54 PM
*uses Alduin's life force to to conure a huge portal to oblivion from which Hundreds of Daedra and Atronachs come. Daedra and Atronachs engage Xenokiller in battle and after a lengthy fight, overwhelm him. They drag him to the eternal plane of Oblivion where he shall remain, trapped by the divines in his suffering for all eternity. Dovahkiin conjures a portal to Oblivion and from Oblivion opens a portal to the real world.*
Its been fun, Xenokiller.
*returns to the world.*
Snaps fingers and returns, "Must we do this back and forth all night?" Snaps fingers and everything is back to the way it was 24 hours ago, Dovahkiin enters thread. "I am tired of this fight, I do not wish to extinguish your light, but I will be here, at the edge of the universe...watching, Don't make me kill you
Please. You couldn't if you tried. I am willing to continue this fight as long as you are. Oh, and you would not be able to escape the clutches of Akatosh with the snap of a finger of that glove. But I digress. As I said, I'll only continue if you do.
I Find this entertaining, Strong as you are you are nothing
http://www.leaderslair.com/powercosmic/thanosquest1-pic3.gif
And I am supreme
I Possess the power of Alduin, god of destruction, the world eater. I could destroy this entire planet and you along with it and tell the tales in the legendary halls of Sovangarde throughout the ages. You may think you are a god, but you are nothing without that glove.
Are you speaking English  ;D
World eater? Ha! Meet me Amigo
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2Fc%2Fc9%2FGalactus.PNG%2F250px-Galactus.PNG&hash=c6ba9070e30e76c18d90cf33bd5069f7cecc8e7d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 09, 2012, 03:10:28 AM
{Sits at a bar and orders a drink}
all of you give me a headache sometimes
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 09, 2012, 05:17:00 AM
*noise marine walks in*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypgltnMSTvw#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypgltnMSTvw#ws)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 09, 2012, 09:10:09 AM
Quote from: scarhunter92 on Jun 07, 2012, 04:06:09 PM
Holy shit, my masterpiece revived once again? :D
Apparently. Tea?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jun 09, 2012, 09:16:10 AM
A time bubble from the terminator appears.

I appear wearing master cheifs armour and holding thor's hammer.

"I'm from the future sent back in time to warn you that Dovakin will... Ah stuff it."

I sit down and start drinking a bottle of rum.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 09, 2012, 03:11:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Jun 09, 2012, 03:19:24 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwiki.evageeks.org%2Fimages%2Fa%2Faf%2FEva2-22_C1847_comp.jpg&hash=da9e5d224d34bfd085aa80b9945506d71ae87a9e)

OH HAI GUYZ, HOWZ IT GOING?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 10, 2012, 05:27:06 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 09, 2012, 09:16:10 AM
A time bubble from the terminator appears.

I appear wearing master cheifs armour and holding thor's hammer.

"I'm from the future sent back in time to warn you that Dovakin will... Ah stuff it."

I sit down and start drinking a bottle of rum.
I will what? Oh, and give me some of that.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 10, 2012, 05:45:04 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 09, 2012, 09:16:10 AM
A time bubble from the terminator appears.

I appear wearing master cheifs armour and holding thor's hammer.

"I'm from the future sent back in time to warn you that Dovakin will... Ah stuff it."

I sit down and start drinking a bottle of rum.
{Growls} Give me that!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jun 10, 2012, 11:28:09 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jun 10, 2012, 05:45:04 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 09, 2012, 09:16:10 AM
A time bubble from the terminator appears.

I appear wearing master cheifs armour and holding thor's hammer.

"I'm from the future sent back in time to warn you that Dovakin will... Ah stuff it."

I sit down and start drinking a bottle of rum.
{Growls} Give me that!

What? the rum or Dovakin's future? ;D It would be nice if you said please. Manners must he rare in this time :P ;D
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 10, 2012, 05:27:06 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 09, 2012, 09:16:10 AM
A time bubble from the terminator appears.

I appear wearing master cheifs armour and holding thor's hammer.

"I'm from the future sent back in time to warn you that Dovakin will... Ah stuff it."

I sit down and start drinking a bottle of rum.
I will what? Oh, and give me some of that.

Oh nothing just that you'll destroy the world. No big deal. Weres my rum gone ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 10, 2012, 05:35:43 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 10, 2012, 11:28:09 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jun 10, 2012, 05:45:04 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 09, 2012, 09:16:10 AM
A time bubble from the terminator appears.

I appear wearing master cheifs armour and holding thor's hammer.

"I'm from the future sent back in time to warn you that Dovakin will... Ah stuff it."

I sit down and start drinking a bottle of rum.
{Growls} Give me that!

What? the rum or Dovakin's future? ;D It would be nice if you said please. Manners must he rare in this time :P ;D
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 10, 2012, 05:27:06 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 09, 2012, 09:16:10 AM
A time bubble from the terminator appears.

I appear wearing master cheifs armour and holding thor's hammer.

"I'm from the future sent back in time to warn you that Dovakin will... Ah stuff it."

I sit down and start drinking a bottle of rum.
I will what? Oh, and give me some of that.

Oh nothing just that you'll destroy the world. No big deal. Weres my rum gone ;D


No, no... You're mistaken. Even though I possess the power of Alduin, god of destruction, I am well in control of it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 11, 2012, 02:31:36 AM
The noise marines seem to have utterly failed at their purpose in life, and since their lives revolve around rolling giant, man sized dice, they need to roll a 7 or up on a 6 sided die, and since there only six sides on a six sided die, all but one instantly combust into a cloud of a purple, MDMA (ecstasy) like substance.
The one left behind then gets crushed by his own man-sized dice, instantly causing a painful death.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jun 11, 2012, 08:20:25 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 10, 2012, 05:35:43 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 10, 2012, 11:28:09 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jun 10, 2012, 05:45:04 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 09, 2012, 09:16:10 AM
A time bubble from the terminator appears.

I appear wearing master cheifs armour and holding thor's hammer.

"I'm from the future sent back in time to warn you that Dovakin will... Ah stuff it."

I sit down and start drinking a bottle of rum.
{Growls} Give me that!

What? the rum or Dovakin's future? ;D It would be nice if you said please. Manners must he rare in this time :P ;D
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 10, 2012, 05:27:06 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 09, 2012, 09:16:10 AM
A time bubble from the terminator appears.

I appear wearing master cheifs armour and holding thor's hammer.

"I'm from the future sent back in time to warn you that Dovakin will... Ah stuff it."

I sit down and start drinking a bottle of rum.
I will what? Oh, and give me some of that.

Oh nothing just that you'll destroy the world. No big deal. Weres my rum gone ;D


No, no... You're mistaken. Even though I possess the power of Alduin, god of destruction, I am well in control of it.

Keep telling yourself that Dovakin :laugh: I know your power of the Th'um. But Alduins soul will corrupt you eventually with it's power making you the next Alduin. Wait a minute if I'm telling you this now won't that drastically alter the future? :-\

*I now have a lightsaber and Nemesis from Resident Evil 3 appears next to me*

Mehhh I can deal with this ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Basher917 on Jun 11, 2012, 02:26:20 PM
* T-1000 runs into the building and sees terx2, and then whips out his own lightsaber to make battle with him so dovakin will fulfill his destiny.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 11, 2012, 03:20:40 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 11, 2012, 08:20:25 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 10, 2012, 05:35:43 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 10, 2012, 11:28:09 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jun 10, 2012, 05:45:04 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 09, 2012, 09:16:10 AM
A time bubble from the terminator appears.

I appear wearing master cheifs armour and holding thor's hammer.

"I'm from the future sent back in time to warn you that Dovakin will... Ah stuff it."

I sit down and start drinking a bottle of rum.
{Growls} Give me that!

What? the rum or Dovakin's future? ;D It would be nice if you said please. Manners must he rare in this time :P ;D
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 10, 2012, 05:27:06 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 09, 2012, 09:16:10 AM
A time bubble from the terminator appears.

I appear wearing master cheifs armour and holding thor's hammer.

"I'm from the future sent back in time to warn you that Dovakin will... Ah stuff it."

I sit down and start drinking a bottle of rum.
I will what? Oh, and give me some of that.

Oh nothing just that you'll destroy the world. No big deal. Weres my rum gone ;D


No, no... You're mistaken. Even though I possess the power of Alduin, god of destruction, I am well in control of it.

Keep telling yourself that Dovakin :laugh: I know your power of the Th'um. But Alduins soul will corrupt you eventually with it's power making you the next Alduin. Wait a minute if I'm telling you this now won't that drastically alter the future? :-\

*I now have a lightsaber and Nemesis from Resident Evil 3 appears next to me*

Mehhh I can deal with this ;D

Alduin FEARS me, Terx. He would not try to corrupt me.
*sees Nemesis* here, let me help you with that.
*summons a hero from Sovangarde to help*
Quote from: Basher917 on Jun 11, 2012, 02:26:20 PM
* T-1000 runs into the building and sees terx2, and then whips out his own lightsaber to make battle with him so dovakin will fulfill his destiny.
*Jumps in front of Basher and draws Daedric swords, both imbued with life-draining power* I don't know what this whole thing about my destiny is, but as far as I can see, Terx is the only one who can tell me what I need to know.
*Gets into battle stance*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jun 12, 2012, 05:18:32 PM
Oh god! We're bringin the T-1000 into this?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 12, 2012, 06:08:23 PM
*On a cliff above the others is a crouched man in heavy armor staring the scope of a sniper rifle.*

"Admiral I see several strange beings, what are your orders?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jun 12, 2012, 06:09:45 PM
What!!! I thought this was a pillow fight  :o
Please don't kill meeee 
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 12, 2012, 06:11:52 PM
"Orders confirmed Admiral."

*this armored warrior, known as a SPARTAN, calmly takes aim at the metallic creature and fires.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 12, 2012, 06:17:02 PM
*A giant pineapple falls on the Spartan, killing him in the process*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jun 12, 2012, 06:34:30 PM
Lmao. What a way to go out.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 12, 2012, 08:00:27 PM
*Is fighting T1000 when bullet disarranges his body for a while.*
An actual ALLY, eh? That's new.
*FUS RO DAHs the pineapple off Ghost Rider and uses restoration RO resurrect.*
Greetings...who exactly ARE you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jun 12, 2012, 08:03:23 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 12, 2012, 08:00:27 PM
*Is fighting T1000 when bullet disarranges his body for a while.*
An actual ALLY, eh? That's new.
*FUS RO DAHs the pineapple off Ghost Rider and uses restoration RO resurrect.*
Greetings...who exactly ARE you?

Skyrim, T2, and Master Chief in one comment.
My mind is blown.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jun 12, 2012, 10:50:07 PM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jun 12, 2012, 08:03:23 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 12, 2012, 08:00:27 PM
*Is fighting T1000 when bullet disarranges his body for a while.*
An actual ALLY, eh? That's new.
*FUS RO DAHs the pineapple off Ghost Rider and uses restoration RO resurrect.*
Greetings...who exactly ARE you?

Skyrim, T2, and Master Chief in one comment.
My mind is blown.

You get use to it.

"Nemesis give ghost rider your rocket launcher your to badass to need it anyway."

Nemesis hands over his rocket launcher.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Jun 13, 2012, 03:16:57 AM
Oh hi guys, I'm new to this thread.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.burtgummer.com%2Fimages%2Fgross1.gif&hash=6b6f89ae6843ad36f295289b26da06abc2b9f34f)

I'm Burt Gummer. I love guns, hate the government, and don't trust anybody.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.qkme.me%2F352hed.jpg&hash=10c2dbfd805a3d80f62a4ea1129fd74f7e87df8a)

You may recall a time when I one said that "four pounds of C4 may be a bit...excessive", but given these extreme circumstances, I now feel otherwise.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imfdb.org%2Fw%2Fimages%2Fb%2Fbf%2FBurtontruck.jpg&hash=7b2cc33777996817be9bb9429173456ff9ece5df)

So, if you just give me a moment to put my gun away, I have a surprise for all of you pillowfighters.

Spoiler
The Pillowfighting Thread
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freegreatdesign.com%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2F4%2F1915-psd-material-fireball-mushroom-cloud-explosions-1.jpg&hash=41d2b013216bdda958b391f1523ef2db5d5eec77)
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F9%2F92%2FBurt_Gummer.jpg&hash=ad6967f45c1a4394f9dd7d56ef05e51fce64f4aa)

Eh, what do you think? Makes the time I blew up my own house seem like I was using cherry bombs!
[close]
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jun 13, 2012, 03:21:44 AM
I think we all just died.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Jun 13, 2012, 03:22:53 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jun 13, 2012, 03:21:44 AM
I think we all just died.

Uh oh, looks like we got a zombie here. Give me a minute...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft0.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcTlsKz_fsbUD0iz05ewBMNOCdLf8pElrt-n-9ktMEqb_1jjFN17hpuqmtf18w&hash=1e05e2364e3cfa9b8bad316bfbf5a804e27e462c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jun 13, 2012, 04:05:19 AM
I am immortal :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 14, 2012, 04:34:18 AM
Sees Nightmare Asylum and pulls him over into a huge hug.
" Hey you I missed you!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jun 15, 2012, 05:52:31 AM
A flash of light appears and me, Dovakin and Ghost Rider are all fine.

"Teleportation Device. Standard issue in the year 2764."

Nemesis is incinerated

"Oh... There maybe some side effects you guys ;D"

Starts vomiting oil.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jun 15, 2012, 06:10:12 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 15, 2012, 05:52:31 AM
A flash of light appears and me, Dovakin and Ghost Rider are all fine.

"Teleportation Device. Standard issue in the year 2764."

Nemesis is incinerated

"Oh... There maybe some side effects you guys ;D"

Starts vomiting oil.

...o.o
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jun 15, 2012, 06:13:09 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jun 15, 2012, 06:10:12 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 15, 2012, 05:52:31 AM
A flash of light appears and me, Dovakin and Ghost Rider are all fine.

"Teleportation Device. Standard issue in the year 2764."

Nemesis is incinerated

"Oh... There maybe some side effects you guys ;D"

Starts vomiting oil.

...o.o

"Don't worry it's vegetable oil and the effects are only temporary."

See now I feel better.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jun 15, 2012, 06:17:29 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 15, 2012, 06:13:09 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jun 15, 2012, 06:10:12 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 15, 2012, 05:52:31 AM
A flash of light appears and me, Dovakin and Ghost Rider are all fine.

"Teleportation Device. Standard issue in the year 2764."

Nemesis is incinerated

"Oh... There maybe some side effects you guys ;D"

Starts vomiting oil.

...o.o

"Don't worry it's vegetable oil and the effects are only temporary."

See now I feel better.

Lol.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 15, 2012, 01:29:02 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 15, 2012, 06:13:09 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jun 15, 2012, 06:10:12 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 15, 2012, 05:52:31 AM
A flash of light appears and me, Dovakin and Ghost Rider are all fine.

"Teleportation Device. Standard issue in the year 2764."

Nemesis is incinerated

"Oh... There maybe some side effects you guys ;D"

Starts vomiting oil.

...o.o

"Don't worry it's vegetable oil and the effects are only temporary."

See now I feel better.
Good I was so worried. But now I think it's time to come back to this thread and claim it as my own
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jun 15, 2012, 02:17:38 PM
*wakes up from the giant pineapple.*

"They aren't paying me enough for this s**t."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 15, 2012, 02:19:17 PM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 15, 2012, 01:29:02 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 15, 2012, 06:13:09 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jun 15, 2012, 06:10:12 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 15, 2012, 05:52:31 AM
A flash of light appears and me, Dovakin and Ghost Rider are all fine.

"Teleportation Device. Standard issue in the year 2764."

Nemesis is incinerated

"Oh... There maybe some side effects you guys ;D"

Starts vomiting oil.

...o.o

"Don't worry it's vegetable oil and the effects are only temporary."

See now I feel better.
Good I was so worried. But now I think it's time to come back to this thread and claim it as my own

You may try.
*draws two daedric swords infused with elemental frost and fire*

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jun 15, 2012, 02:17:38 PM
*wakes up from the giant pineapple.*

"They aren't paying me enough for this s**t."

Get your bearings, man. We have a new enemy.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jun 19, 2012, 05:33:43 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jun 15, 2012, 02:17:38 PM
*wakes up from the giant pineapple.*

"They aren't paying me enough for this s**t."

"At least your getting paid" :'(

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jun 15, 2012, 02:17:38 PM
*wakes up from the giant pineapple.*

"They aren't paying me enough for this s**t."

Get your bearings, man. We have a new enemy.
[/quote]

Jullia Gillard? :laugh:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 19, 2012, 11:12:12 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 19, 2012, 05:33:43 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jun 15, 2012, 02:17:38 PM
*wakes up from the giant pineapple.*

"They aren't paying me enough for this s**t."

"At least your getting paid" :'(

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jun 15, 2012, 02:17:38 PM
*wakes up from the giant pineapple.*

"They aren't paying me enough for this s**t."

Get your bearings, man. We have a new enemy.

Jullia Gillard? :laugh:
[/quote]

I would say that, but I meant Xenokiller. He posesses the infinity gauntlet and seeks to enslave us, much as Alduin's dragon cult did.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jun 20, 2012, 06:09:16 AM
"Oh... Ok than after we beat Xenokiller than."
*teleports the silver surfers surfboard to my feet and starts glowing red with power and is now cloaked in a Vail of fire*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Magneto on Jun 20, 2012, 04:49:45 PM
*Spots the Silversurfer's Surfboard and reiterates everything Doom did in an attempt to steal it... and then puts out the fire with a fire extinguisher.*

::)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 20, 2012, 05:47:15 PM
Quote from: Magneto on Jun 20, 2012, 04:49:45 PM
*Spots the Silversurfer's Surfboard and reiterates everything Doom did in an attempt to steal it... and then puts out the fire with a fire extinguisher.*

::)

*looks at magneto*

FUS RO DAH!!!!

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 20, 2012, 07:58:55 PM
*Giant Gamecube controllers start falling from the sky*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Alien³ on Jun 20, 2012, 08:08:01 PM
*stands and watches what is going on*

What a strange world.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Magneto on Jun 20, 2012, 08:13:30 PM
*In place of Buckingham Palace, England, appears an equally large Gamecube Console.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 20, 2012, 08:15:44 PM
Wooo guys

*Starts playing Mega Super Smash Bros Melee on the giant Gamecube*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Jun 20, 2012, 09:31:34 PM
*attempts to join, then realizes that I absolutely suck at Smash Bros and leaves*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 20, 2012, 09:50:46 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 20, 2012, 08:15:44 PM
Wooo guys

*Starts playing Mega Super Smash Bros Melee on the giant Gamecube*

Omegazilla! Stop dropping your random items from the sky! The battle of the century is shaping up!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jun 21, 2012, 05:52:28 AM
Quote from: Magneto on Jun 20, 2012, 04:49:45 PM
*Spots the Silversurfer's Surfboard and reiterates everything Doom did in an attempt to steal it... and then puts out the fire with a fire extinguisher.*

::)

"Now you made me angry >:("
*Pulls out thors hammer*
"Die villian"
*Incinerates Magneto with lightning*

Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 20, 2012, 08:15:44 PM
Wooo guys

*Starts playing Mega Super Smash Bros Melee on the giant Gamecube*

*grabs controller and pulls out Mario kart*
"Let's do this! 8)"

Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 20, 2012, 09:50:46 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 20, 2012, 08:15:44 PM
Wooo guys

*Starts playing Mega Super Smash Bros Melee on the giant Gamecube*

Omegazilla! Stop dropping your random items from the sky! The battle of the century is shaping up!

"I'm gonna make a sandwhich. Does anyone else want one? Before we kill each other ;D"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 21, 2012, 06:02:02 AM
Make me a sandwich, with predator guts and human entrails on top.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jun 21, 2012, 06:04:41 AM
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 21, 2012, 06:02:02 AM
Make me a sandwich, with predator guts and human entrails on top.

"Would you like black goo mayonase with that?" :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Magneto on Jun 21, 2012, 10:52:20 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 21, 2012, 05:52:28 AM
Quote from: Magneto on Jun 20, 2012, 04:49:45 PM
*Spots the Silversurfer's Surfboard and reiterates everything Doom did in an attempt to steal it... and then puts out the fire with a fire extinguisher.*

::)

"Now you made me angry >:("
*Pulls out thors hammer*
"Die villian"
*Incinerates Magneto with lightning*

*In a strange turn of events, it wasn't Magneto that was incinerated but rather his evil clone Joseph!*

And did I hear somebody mention a sandwich? Count me in.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 21, 2012, 03:11:34 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 21, 2012, 06:04:41 AM
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 21, 2012, 06:02:02 AM
Make me a sandwich, with predator guts and human entrails on top.

"Would you like black goo mayonase with that?" :P

Why not?  Let's see how much more of a freak the black goo can make a predalien?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 21, 2012, 10:40:40 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 20, 2012, 08:15:44 PM
Wooo guys

*Starts playing Mega Super Smash Bros Melee on the giant Gamecube*
Can we play on my wii? I like Samus but I prefer her zero suit  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 22, 2012, 05:16:00 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 21, 2012, 10:40:40 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 20, 2012, 08:15:44 PM
Wooo guys

*Starts playing Mega Super Smash Bros Melee on the giant Gamecube*
Can we play on my wii? I like Samus but I prefer her zero suit  ;D

Wait a minute...you're not focused on destroying the planet anymore?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 22, 2012, 05:24:48 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 22, 2012, 05:16:00 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 21, 2012, 10:40:40 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 20, 2012, 08:15:44 PM
Wooo guys

*Starts playing Mega Super Smash Bros Melee on the giant Gamecube*
Can we play on my wii? I like Samus but I prefer her zero suit  ;D

Wait a minute...you're not focused on destroying the planet anymore?
Universe, gosh even gods take holidays especially when it comes to super smash bros and possible zero suit Samus
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 23, 2012, 03:03:54 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 22, 2012, 05:24:48 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 22, 2012, 05:16:00 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 21, 2012, 10:40:40 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 20, 2012, 08:15:44 PM
Wooo guys

*Starts playing Mega Super Smash Bros Melee on the giant Gamecube*
Can we play on my wii? I like Samus but I prefer her zero suit  ;D

Wait a minute...you're not focused on destroying the planet anymore?
Universe, gosh even gods take holidays especially when it comes to super smash bros and possible zero suit Samus

Am I the only one here ready to fight?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 23, 2012, 03:07:04 AM
Am I the only one here ready to fight?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 23, 2012, 03:38:47 AM
Am I the only one here ready to fight?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jun 25, 2012, 05:56:21 AM
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 21, 2012, 03:11:34 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 21, 2012, 06:04:41 AM
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 21, 2012, 06:02:02 AM
Make me a sandwich, with predator guts and human entrails on top.

"Would you like black goo mayonase with that?" :P

Why not?  Let's see how much more of a freak the black goo can make a predalien?

:laugh: So I'll add black goo to your sandwitch
*passes the sandwitch to predxeno*

Quote from: Magneto on Jun 21, 2012, 10:52:20 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 21, 2012, 05:52:28 AM
Quote from: Magneto on Jun 20, 2012, 04:49:45 PM
*Spots the Silversurfer's Surfboard and reiterates everything Doom did in an attempt to steal it... and then puts out the fire with a fire extinguisher.*

::)

"Now you made me angry >:("
*Pulls out thors hammer*
"Die villian"
*Incinerates Magneto with lightning*

*In a strange turn of events, it wasn't Magneto that was incinerated but rather his evil clone Joseph!*

And did I hear somebody mention a sandwich? Count me in.

"Jospeh is dead wuha ha ha ha! As for for your sandwitch were out of butter :("

Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 23, 2012, 03:03:54 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 22, 2012, 05:24:48 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 22, 2012, 05:16:00 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 21, 2012, 10:40:40 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 20, 2012, 08:15:44 PM
Wooo guys

*Starts playing Mega Super Smash Bros Melee on the giant Gamecube*
Can we play on my wii? I like Samus but I prefer her zero suit  ;D

Wait a minute...you're not focused on destroying the planet anymore?
Universe, gosh even gods take holidays especially when it comes to super smash bros and possible zero suit Samus

Am I the only one here ready to fight?

*Tears out the super smash bros game and jams it in the toaster frying it*
;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 25, 2012, 12:05:04 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 25, 2012, 05:56:21 AM
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 21, 2012, 03:11:34 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 21, 2012, 06:04:41 AM
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 21, 2012, 06:02:02 AM
Make me a sandwich, with predator guts and human entrails on top.

"Would you like black goo mayonase with that?" :P

Why not?  Let's see how much more of a freak the black goo can make a predalien?

:laugh: So I'll add black goo to your sandwitch
*passes the sandwitch to predxeno*

Quote from: Magneto on Jun 21, 2012, 10:52:20 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 21, 2012, 05:52:28 AM
Quote from: Magneto on Jun 20, 2012, 04:49:45 PM
*Spots the Silversurfer's Surfboard and reiterates everything Doom did in an attempt to steal it... and then puts out the fire with a fire extinguisher.*

::)

"Now you made me angry >:("
*Pulls out thors hammer*
"Die villian"
*Incinerates Magneto with lightning*

*In a strange turn of events, it wasn't Magneto that was incinerated but rather his evil clone Joseph!*

And did I hear somebody mention a sandwich? Count me in.

"Jospeh is dead wuha ha ha ha! As for for your sandwitch were out of butter :("

Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 23, 2012, 03:03:54 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 22, 2012, 05:24:48 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 22, 2012, 05:16:00 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 21, 2012, 10:40:40 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 20, 2012, 08:15:44 PM
Wooo guys

*Starts playing Mega Super Smash Bros Melee on the giant Gamecube*
Can we play on my wii? I like Samus but I prefer her zero suit  ;D

Wait a minute...you're not focused on destroying the planet anymore?
Universe, gosh even gods take holidays especially when it comes to super smash bros and possible zero suit Samus

Am I the only one here ready to fight?

*Tears out the super smash bros game and jams it in the toaster frying it*
;D
That was rather rude of you, it makes me rather upset
Therefore I challenge you!
*picks up controller
To a halo deathmatch, your blue let's do this!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 25, 2012, 05:35:17 PM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 25, 2012, 12:05:04 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 25, 2012, 05:56:21 AM
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 21, 2012, 03:11:34 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 21, 2012, 06:04:41 AM
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 21, 2012, 06:02:02 AM
Make me a sandwich, with predator guts and human entrails on top.

"Would you like black goo mayonase with that?" :P

Why not?  Let's see how much more of a freak the black goo can make a predalien?

:laugh: So I'll add black goo to your sandwitch
*passes the sandwitch to predxeno*

Quote from: Magneto on Jun 21, 2012, 10:52:20 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 21, 2012, 05:52:28 AM
Quote from: Magneto on Jun 20, 2012, 04:49:45 PM
*Spots the Silversurfer's Surfboard and reiterates everything Doom did in an attempt to steal it... and then puts out the fire with a fire extinguisher.*

::)

"Now you made me angry >:("
*Pulls out thors hammer*
"Die villian"
*Incinerates Magneto with lightning*

*In a strange turn of events, it wasn't Magneto that was incinerated but rather his evil clone Joseph!*

And did I hear somebody mention a sandwich? Count me in.

"Jospeh is dead wuha ha ha ha! As for for your sandwitch were out of butter :("

Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 23, 2012, 03:03:54 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 22, 2012, 05:24:48 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 22, 2012, 05:16:00 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 21, 2012, 10:40:40 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 20, 2012, 08:15:44 PM
Wooo guys

*Starts playing Mega Super Smash Bros Melee on the giant Gamecube*
Can we play on my wii? I like Samus but I prefer her zero suit  ;D

Wait a minute...you're not focused on destroying the planet anymore?
Universe, gosh even gods take holidays especially when it comes to super smash bros and possible zero suit Samus

Am I the only one here ready to fight?

*Tears out the super smash bros game and jams it in the toaster frying it*
;D
That was rather rude of you, it makes me rather upset
Therefore I challenge you!
*picks up controller
To a halo deathmatch, your blue let's do this!

Halo? ...mmmmm I want to play...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 25, 2012, 09:44:06 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 25, 2012, 05:56:21 AM
*Tears out the super smash bros game and jams it in the toaster frying it*
;D
How about no.

*Terx2 suddenly dies*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 26, 2012, 12:50:53 AM
Predxeno takes a bite out of the black goo sandwich and suddenly sprouts wings as well as a crest on the head.  Now I am the ULTIMATE abomination.  I am the Flying Predalien King Alien!!!  Mwahaha.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jun 26, 2012, 03:44:09 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 25, 2012, 09:44:06 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 25, 2012, 05:56:21 AM
*Tears out the super smash bros game and jams it in the toaster frying it*
;D
How about no.

*Terx2 suddenly dies*

*Terx2 is ressurected by the dead super smash bros game. Than the toaster transforms into a super smash bros game*
"Well that was pointless ;D"

Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 25, 2012, 05:35:17 PM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 25, 2012, 12:05:04 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 25, 2012, 05:56:21 AM
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 21, 2012, 03:11:34 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 21, 2012, 06:04:41 AM
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 21, 2012, 06:02:02 AM
Make me a sandwich, with predator guts and human entrails on top.

"Would you like black goo mayonase with that?" :P

Why not?  Let's see how much more of a freak the black goo can make a predalien?

:laugh: So I'll add black goo to your sandwitch
*passes the sandwitch to predxeno*

Quote from: Magneto on Jun 21, 2012, 10:52:20 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jun 21, 2012, 05:52:28 AM
Quote from: Magneto on Jun 20, 2012, 04:49:45 PM
*Spots the Silversurfer's Surfboard and reiterates everything Doom did in an attempt to steal it... and then puts out the fire with a fire extinguisher.*

::)

"Now you made me angry >:("
*Pulls out thors hammer*
"Die villian"
*Incinerates Magneto with lightning*

*In a strange turn of events, it wasn't Magneto that was incinerated but rather his evil clone Joseph!*

And did I hear somebody mention a sandwich? Count me in.

"Jospeh is dead wuha ha ha ha! As for for your sandwitch were out of butter :("

Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 23, 2012, 03:03:54 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 22, 2012, 05:24:48 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 22, 2012, 05:16:00 AM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 21, 2012, 10:40:40 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 20, 2012, 08:15:44 PM
Wooo guys

*Starts playing Mega Super Smash Bros Melee on the giant Gamecube*
Can we play on my wii? I like Samus but I prefer her zero suit  ;D

Wait a minute...you're not focused on destroying the planet anymore?
Universe, gosh even gods take holidays especially when it comes to super smash bros and possible zero suit Samus

Am I the only one here ready to fight?

*Tears out the super smash bros game and jams it in the toaster frying it*
;D
That was rather rude of you, it makes me rather upset
Therefore I challenge you!
*picks up controller
To a halo deathmatch, your blue let's do this!

Halo? ...mmmmm I want to play...

*Picks up and Hands over an Xbox controller*
"Dovakin I know you want to fight Xenokiller and kill him and such so. Take my place. Oh and don't disapoint me."

Quote from: predxeno on Jun 26, 2012, 12:50:53 AM
Predxeno takes a bite out of the black goo sandwich and suddenly sprouts wings as long as a crest on the head.  Now I am the ULTIMATE abomination.  I am the Flying Predalien King Alien!!!  Mwahaha.

"Oh well it could be worst predxeno!"
*Tentacles shoot out of predxenos head and sprouts larger spikes on his back*
"Oh f**king hell :laugh:"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 26, 2012, 01:18:20 PM
*Shoots Xenokiller's player in the face with a spartan laser.*

HAAAAA!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 26, 2012, 01:20:12 PM
*Wanders around, alone*

I miss the times when this thread was actual fun.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 26, 2012, 04:41:02 PM
*Backstabs OmegaZilla with a combat knife and slits his throat*

;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 26, 2012, 04:44:27 PM
That was the 1185th cylon tech copy of me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 26, 2012, 04:47:34 PM
No, it wasn't.  ;D

*breaks off Omega's arms and slaps him silly in the face*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 26, 2012, 04:49:04 PM
Yes it was.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 26, 2012, 04:51:29 PM
Now stop that. This argument is getting very silly.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.head-fi.org%2Fd%2Fda%2Fda68d52d_graham_chapman_colonel.jpg&hash=082262e4ec5a3487a73d02f5b187b6dcdba71bf1)
[close]

*whacks Omega with a frying pan*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 26, 2012, 04:53:38 PM
Then how do you explain the fact I have injected you with a deadly serum about 5 seconds ago?

*Charles tries to talk, but falls to the ground dead*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 26, 2012, 04:58:21 PM
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giantbomb.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F10381%2F527788-tifa_large.jpg&hash=30e5ad719dd5faeffa95db49f318859adef3cda6)
[close]

*Tifa Lockhart appears and throws Charles a Phoenix Down*

*Charles is revived*

*Charles summons Devastator*

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.robotvsbadger.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Fdevastator-1.jpg&hash=37f3d5076efeaa50fa11e68ef346e62162225cdb)
[close]

*Devastator crushes Omega*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 26, 2012, 05:11:04 PM
*Lifts Devastator and throws him at Charles*

Gne gne gne.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 26, 2012, 05:24:51 PM
*Summons Omega Supreme*

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fc%2Fcc%2FOmegasupreme-dreamwave.jpg&hash=5723448392ffffc5da086c5f24ef8316335db715)
[close]

Omega Supreme and Devastator crush Omega together.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 26, 2012, 05:31:53 PM
I am the only Omega there is.

*Uses Supreme as a mace and slams him against Devastator, an explosion ensues from their collision*

*Throws a boomerang that decapitates both Charles and Tifa as she is about to help him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 26, 2012, 06:58:05 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jun 26, 2012, 01:18:20 PM
*Shoots Xenokiller's player in the face with a spartan laser.*

HAAAAA!!!
Lucky shot
*assassinates Dovahkiin
Haha...oh wait WTF is everyone else doing,
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 26, 2012, 07:36:29 PM
Predxeno flies around spraying acid everywhere, melting everything in his path.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 26, 2012, 07:43:29 PM
Come on man, I just mowed the lawn!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 26, 2012, 11:43:10 PM
Ouch, Acid man? WTH!? Gosh, your gonna pay, need an alien slayer, no one kills aliens better then....
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Favp%2Fimages%2F4%2F43%2FStrause_brothers.jpg&hash=0ab4acf6e4f6b78d68614070684466a09d925b34)
Strause attack!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 27, 2012, 01:28:48 AM
2x eggbarf
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 27, 2012, 03:50:19 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 26, 2012, 05:31:53 PM
I am the only Omega there is.

*Uses Supreme as a mace and slams him against Devastator, an explosion ensues from their collision*

*Throws a boomerang that decapitates both Charles and Tifa as she is about to help him*

Aerith Gainsborough revives us both with a Life3 spell.

*Charles ties Omega and other users on rail track as Astrotrain approaches to run them all over*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2F2%2F21%2FAstrotrain-tv.jpg%2F240px-Astrotrain-tv.jpg&hash=db513aeefb7e2b716da38ffdaaff520e814e5780)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 09:14:29 AM
This is why

*Bursts from the ropes, jumps on Astrotrain and punches a grenade in his head*

I said

*Minces Aerith Gainsborough and Tifa with a machine gun*

This place

*Walks towards Charles*

is no more fun!

*kills Charles with an acid pineapple thrower*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 27, 2012, 10:03:41 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 09:14:29 AM
This is why

*Bursts from the ropes, jumps on Astrotrain and punches a grenade in his head*

I said

*Minces Aerith Gainsborough and Tifa with a machine gun*

This place

*Walks towards Charles*

is no more fun!

*kills Charles with an acid pineapple thrower*

*Charles appears behind Omega after seeing one of his mechanical replicas destroyed*

*summons Snake-Eyes and Storm Shadow and they slice up Omega into salami*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foldcountrystrong.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F07%2Fsnake-eyesstormshadow.jpg&hash=30b26bd50c00b0ee455a88f8aafd5546bd2aa75d)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 10:04:54 AM
It aaaalways comes down to this!

*Salami Omega attack and kill all of them*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 27, 2012, 10:10:37 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKO0RrM7LvI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKO0RrM7LvI#)

Orders Torch to fry Salami Omega to a crisp.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.34thfighting.com%2Fimages%2FGI%2520Joe%2520Torch%2520v3_01.JPG&hash=06a38ff6e2680e0234965368d64c5c91b3f37fa3)
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 10:16:33 AM
*Fried salami Omega build a black hole shooter and they shoot Charles with it, atomizing him completely*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 27, 2012, 10:21:05 AM
Charles laughs at Omega for wasting his attacks on another replica.

Soundwave and his cassettes disintegrate fried salami Omega to ashes!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comicartcommunity.com%2Fgallery%2Fdata%2Fmedia%2F393%2FSoundwave.jpg&hash=a2e37ea34522403daa616136138333e0539a9ef6)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 10:29:09 AM
*Charles suddenly wakes up from his wet dream, alone on a stranded planet full of immortal murderous teddy bears*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 27, 2012, 10:35:43 AM
Charles reprograms them quickly and the teddy bears turn against Omega.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 10:42:40 AM
You're alone, dude. No one is there except for you and the teddy bears. Which are biological.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 27, 2012, 10:45:45 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 10:42:40 AM
You're alone, dude. No one is there except for you and the teddy bears. Which are biological.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fw2%2Fimages2%2Fthumb%2F5%2F55%2FUKDinobotsPoster.jpg%2F400px-UKDinobotsPoster.jpg&hash=2046e14716a367fc6733d462fab71a13917147c6)

The Dinobots emerge from the ground to save him and devour all the teddy bears. Yum-yum!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 10:47:54 AM
*The Dinobots turn into Thing-Teddy bears*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 27, 2012, 01:06:35 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 10:47:54 AM
*The Dinobots turn into Thing-Teddy bears*

And they march over to Omega`s house, gobble him up, and revert back to Dinobots.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 01:20:05 PM
You must be on some heavy crack, 'cos I'm not on the planet.

Yes, I am talking to you through a chip I have implanted in your brain.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 27, 2012, 01:28:47 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F396%2F1424864-grimlock.jpg&hash=74c99582ffae88415a6c21de466deeb4c86cacea)

Grimlock removes Chuck's chip from head and smashes it to pieces.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fw2%2Fimages2%2Fthumb%2F7%2F7e%2FRatchetg1.jpg%2F300px-Ratchetg1.jpg&hash=b364fa5c68f42680aa4a15f9bef552684f306370)

Ratchet comes to bandage up Chuck.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F7%2F7c%2FZartan.png&hash=be00589ac290c409f6d8ac26289861057e740733)

Meanwhile, on Omega's planet, Zartan has successfully infiltrated Omega's home and stabs him in in the throat whilst he is resting in bed.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 01:39:40 PM
Thanks for killing that guy!

Your Omega is in another planet.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 27, 2012, 01:43:04 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F9%2F9a%2FBaroness.png&hash=2c94c6322bebfe00d4cf4e84eaca6e32f6c5ab87)

The REAL Omega Zilla is seduced by the Baroness in his home planet. Just when things are getting exciting in bed, Baroness slices off his
Spoiler
Johnson!
[close]

Chuck laughs with delight after the Baroness reports in.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 01:58:32 PM
Sorry, she ain't my type. That Omega Zilla guy... sheesh. Didn't even like him. Copied my name, not even correctly mind you.

BTW I should mention that--

*Charles screams as he explodes in a fountain of guts and blood*

Uh... nevermind.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 27, 2012, 02:06:27 PM
Chuck screams at his monitor when he see another replica destroyed.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F5%2F56784%2F1337236-destro.jpg&hash=c89d5503ebc844a77df178a13e6515a7b327af15)

Destro crashes into Omega's mansion in a Mole Pod to aid the Baroness in killing Omega. The two hunt him down and corner him, annihilating him with their machine guns.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 27, 2012, 02:21:56 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jun 27, 2012, 02:06:27 PM
Chuck screams at his monitor when he see another replica destroyed.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/5/56784/1337236-destro.jpg

Destro crashes into Omega's mansion in a Mole Pod to aid the Baroness in killing Omega. The two hunt him down and corner him, annihilating him with their machine guns.
Uhm no. Before that I set up mystic barriers around Omegas house(im doctor strange now) you cannot harm him
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 27, 2012, 02:25:51 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fw2%2Fimages2%2Fthumb%2F1%2F12%2FDevastatorManga1.jpg%2F300px-DevastatorManga1.jpg&hash=86262395e680db1c233af23e82f1a40b1025b4f0)

Devastator marches in, breaks the barrier and stomps on Xenokiller/Dr. Strange.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 02:36:53 PM
I have destroyed Devastator, foo.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 27, 2012, 02:39:52 PM
And I have reconstructed him, silly.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 02:42:04 PM
*Devastator falls apart on Charles*

tsk. Should not have used chinese bootlegs.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 27, 2012, 02:46:57 PM
Passes remains of Constructicons to Dr. Mindbender to fix.

Baroness and Destro continue annihilating Omega!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 27, 2012, 02:52:36 PM
*stepped on my astral image, the real me is alive and well
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 27, 2012, 02:53:20 PM
Ah, but that hasn't saved your friend!  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 03:22:25 PM
*Charles and all his replicas blow up*

you'd think.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 27, 2012, 03:29:32 PM
Omega wakes up from his dream and realizes he's back in the corner where he is being fired at by Cobras. His flesh and limbs drop to the ground as the bullets fly.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 03:32:11 PM
*Charles wakes up*

yeah, this is going nowhere.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 27, 2012, 03:34:06 PM
Okay, no more dreams. Let's start again...

Chuck has Omega tied to a table with a big-ass laser pointed to him.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.chem.queensu.ca%2Fpeople%2Ffaculty%2Floock%2FGoldfinger%2520laser.jpg&hash=03d917e917388804a045579cf461c502d4123fd2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 27, 2012, 03:50:35 PM
Predxeno tail stabs Chuck and eggbarfs down Omega's throat cause he's helplessly tied to a table.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 27, 2012, 03:52:42 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fw2%2Fimages2%2Fthumb%2F2%2F25%2FIronhideg1guido.jpg%2F300px-Ironhideg1guido.jpg&hash=3f72ec0a9385f596e79ae2927ddac226335c0947)

Chucks summons Ironhide, who jumps in and zaps Predexeno, frightening him away.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 04:08:18 PM
Bbblllffrogoglblg! God! Not that! *Pukes Predxeno embryos*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Xenokiller on Jun 27, 2012, 04:33:35 PM
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 27, 2012, 03:50:35 PM
Predxeno tail stabs Chuck and eggbarfs down Omega's throat cause he's helplessly tied to a table.
You have some sick fetish
*Summons a mystic sword and fires the flames of the Faltine at Predxeno incinerating him
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 27, 2012, 05:39:09 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 04:08:18 PM
Bbblllffrogoglblg! God! Not that! *Pukes Predxeno embryos*

...did this turn into an erotic RP?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 06:38:36 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 27, 2012, 05:39:09 PM
...did this turn into an erotic RP?
I fear it might have.

Ayyyy help me up

Help me restoring this place... to the golden days
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 27, 2012, 10:31:56 PM
Quote from: Xenokiller on Jun 27, 2012, 04:33:35 PM
Quote from: predxeno on Jun 27, 2012, 03:50:35 PM
Predxeno tail stabs Chuck and eggbarfs down Omega's throat cause he's helplessly tied to a table.
You have some sick fetish
*Summons a mystic sword and fires the flames of the Faltine at Predxeno incinerating him

Predxeno uses the power of the black goo to revive himself and is ready for Round 2.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 28, 2012, 12:46:16 AM
Chuck slices Predxeno in half with a katana sword.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 28, 2012, 01:11:03 AM
Katana sword isn't thick enough to penetrate the exoskeleton of predalien, predxeno retaliates by injecting Xenomorph venom into Chuck via its tail, paralzying him to be eggbarfed upon.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 28, 2012, 01:11:32 AM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 06:38:36 PM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 27, 2012, 05:39:09 PM
...did this turn into an erotic RP?
Ayyyy help me up

Help me restoring this place... to the golden days

...fff**k that man lets hit those showers
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 28, 2012, 04:02:03 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fw2%2Fimages2%2Fthumb%2Fd%2Fd0%2FUltramagnusg1.jpg%2F300px-Ultramagnusg1.jpg&hash=c987c336b0918f12b68dfdeca404d9eacd9f1d94)

Ultra Magnus comes to Chuck's aid and shoots Predxeno's head off. He picks up Chuck and drives him away back to his secret lair.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jun 28, 2012, 05:28:52 AM
Predxeno puts his head back on and chases after them.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 28, 2012, 06:09:12 AM
On the highway, G.I. Joe Tomohawk helicopters fly over Magnus and raise him up into the air with cords, flying away and disappearing into the clouds before Predxeno can catch up.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 28, 2012, 09:58:28 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 28, 2012, 01:11:32 AM
...fff**k that man lets hit those showers
...

Yeahhh
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 28, 2012, 01:46:24 PM
Chuck recovers his paralysis and pokes Omega in the eye.  :laugh:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 28, 2012, 01:50:06 PM
*Sees Charles movimg his finger at random*

uhh, cocaine is one heeeelllll of a drug.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 28, 2012, 01:51:41 PM
*Chuck shoves cocaine down Omega's nostrils.*

Have some, drug addict!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 28, 2012, 01:55:25 PM
*Continues seeing Charles blabbing nonsense*

uhhh, better leave. *Disappears to a completely unknown place*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 28, 2012, 01:57:29 PM
Chuck recovers from reverie and chases after Omega.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 29, 2012, 05:06:01 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 27, 2012, 05:39:09 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 04:08:18 PM
Bbblllffrogoglblg! God! Not that! *Pukes Predxeno embryos*

...did this turn into an erotic RP?
{Presses against Chupa} Maybe...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 29, 2012, 07:11:30 AM
Chuck was on his armchair watching TV...

(no one gonna attack?)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Lie on Jun 29, 2012, 12:18:08 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jun 29, 2012, 05:06:01 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 27, 2012, 05:39:09 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 04:08:18 PM
Bbblllffrogoglblg! God! Not that! *Pukes Predxeno embryos*

...did this turn into an erotic RP?
{Presses against Chupa} Maybe...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fruiningtheinternet.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F12%2Fcrying-indian.jpg%3Fw%3D500&hash=63d4f8b4454b2441a5083c944a6d6246a80abeaa)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 29, 2012, 05:45:12 PM
No one to bother me...ah, peace and quiet.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.exclusiveorlandovillas.com%2Fgoofy%2520on%2520hammock.gif&hash=9f96cf5b24ba13b7bc8261c5e70e3dbb8fa883ee)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 30, 2012, 12:34:32 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jun 29, 2012, 05:06:01 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 27, 2012, 05:39:09 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 04:08:18 PM
Bbblllffrogoglblg! God! Not that! *Pukes Predxeno embryos*

...did this turn into an erotic RP?
{Presses against Chupa} Maybe...

RELEASE THE HEMAPHRODITES!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 30, 2012, 12:42:46 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 30, 2012, 12:34:32 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jun 29, 2012, 05:06:01 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 27, 2012, 05:39:09 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 04:08:18 PM
Bbblllffrogoglblg! God! Not that! *Pukes Predxeno embryos*

...did this turn into an erotic RP?
{Presses against Chupa} Maybe...

RELEASE THE HEMAPHRODITES!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jun 30, 2012, 12:47:23 AM
Hermaphrodite... ???

*Busts out a laptop a goes to Wikipedia*

In biology, a hermaphrodite is an organism that has reproductive organs normally associated with both male and female sexes.

Many taxonomic groups of animals (mostly invertebrates) do not have separate sexes. In these groups, hermaphroditism is a normal condition, enabling a form of sexual reproduction in which both partners can act as the "female" or "male". For example, the great majority of pulmonate snails, opisthobranch snails and slugs are hermaphrodites. Hermaphroditism is also found in some fish species and to a lesser degree in other vertebrates. Most plants are also hermaphrodites.

...

*Turns into Squirrel form a bites of Chupa's hermaphrodite*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 30, 2012, 12:55:25 AM
dude go get tested

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jun 30, 2012, 12:58:32 AM
*Turns back in a man*

Squirrel form babes, your the one that needs to be tested. 8)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc03.deviantart.net%2Ffs70%2Ff%2F2012%2F165%2F2%2F4%2Fsasuke_is_like_heck_yea_by_neopot39-d53hugg.png&hash=db3b97f3d9f6936b7aac382abcbaa099be58ccba)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 30, 2012, 02:43:51 AM
Quote from: Lie on Jun 29, 2012, 12:18:08 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jun 29, 2012, 05:06:01 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Jun 27, 2012, 05:39:09 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Jun 27, 2012, 04:08:18 PM
Bbblllffrogoglblg! God! Not that! *Pukes Predxeno embryos*

...did this turn into an erotic RP?
{Presses against Chupa} Maybe...

http://ruiningtheinternet.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/crying-indian.jpg?w=500
You were not around what was I suppost to do?

Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jun 29, 2012, 05:45:12 PM
No one to bother me...ah, peace and quiet.

http://www.exclusiveorlandovillas.com/goofy%20on%20hammock.gif
{Points shoulder canon at you}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jun 30, 2012, 03:00:43 AM
If it'd of been Omega or Ghost I'd be piss'd but I could deal... but him?! >:(

*Pauses*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.fanpop.com%2Fimage%2Fphotos%2F13000000%2FSasuke-is-cool-uchiha-sasuke-13004867-932-528.jpg&hash=9c1ae741f939d610ee20d635aa37801715552fa8)

It's true what they say about women, your the real hunters getting men to kill each other for your affection.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fic.pics.livejournal.com%2Fgarmiet%2F14378742%2F21774%2Foriginal.png&hash=c90ba320c78f28c07a3540b7af7b7f3e837f41f2)

And there's no one I wanna kill more then Chupa!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 30, 2012, 03:02:21 AM
{lays back in a couch} All my friends say your special someone is Naruto
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jun 30, 2012, 03:11:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRp_mVi969I#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRp_mVi969I#ws)

*Sits next to PQ on the couch moves one arm over her shoulder and other hand on her cheek, leans in*

This Uchiha doesn't bend that way, trust me. :-*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jun 30, 2012, 03:41:55 AM
Who are you again... You dissapred for so long I cant seem to recall...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jun 30, 2012, 03:46:46 AM
AAAAAhhhh... :o

*Turns into Squirrel and hides in the couch*

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc00.deviantart.net%2Ffs10%2Fi%2F2006%2F160%2Fb%2F0%2FLittle_Kid_Sasuke_by_PaperCraneXIII.jpg&hash=31003b0d47d0c6663621b4e10517b581a8f9e4fb)
Renegade...
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jun 30, 2012, 04:26:00 AM
Quote from: Lie on Jun 30, 2012, 03:11:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRp_mVi969I#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRp_mVi969I#ws)

*Sits next to PQ on the couch moves one arm over her shoulder and other hand on her cheek, leans in*

This Uchiha doesn't bend that way, trust me. :-*

I've seen too much of SasukexNaruto...ugh...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 01, 2012, 02:39:44 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jun 30, 2012, 02:43:51 AM

Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jun 29, 2012, 05:45:12 PM
No one to bother me...ah, peace and quiet.

http://www.exclusiveorlandovillas.com/goofy%20on%20hammock.gif
{Points shoulder canon at you}

Galvatron points cannon back at Predator Queen!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Ftransformers%2Fimages%2F1%2F1d%2FGalvatronTVMag1.jpg&hash=75bfccbb3fefb8eba8302d6b564a346eaaad0259)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jul 01, 2012, 03:52:37 AM
{Brushs herself off and looks from the corner of her eye and shrugs the robot off.} Your not worth my time...you have no spine {Looks around for Lie}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 01, 2012, 07:22:30 AM
Shoots PQ's head off and hunts around for Lie.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 01, 2012, 05:12:33 PM
*Jumps in and uses master restoration spell on Predator Queen*

Die, MONSTER!!

*Uses Drain Vitality shout on Charles Xavier and turns into vampire lord*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.gamerant.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2FSkyrim-Dawnguard-Vampire-Lord-Skills.jpeg&hash=35681530d6af014c838e5ebcf8167c315c6cf23d)

*Flies at Charles Xavier and tears into his neck*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 02, 2012, 03:09:46 AM
Starscream swoops by to intervene and blasts Dovahklin before he can tear into Chuck's neck.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fw2%2Fimages2%2F7%2F79%2FStarscreamg1.jpg&hash=5ee158de56cf086543ab5cccabef4298b47016b3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jul 02, 2012, 03:49:19 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 01, 2012, 07:22:30 AM
Shoots PQ's head off and hunts around for Lie.
First off in rps you do not determine the action of the other person, second off your godmodeing and third off f*ck you)
(Post Ignored and to everyone else I would recommend ignoring Charles)

I heard a buzz {Has a dreadlock twirled around her finger}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 02, 2012, 06:16:04 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jul 02, 2012, 03:49:19 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 01, 2012, 07:22:30 AM
Shoots PQ's head off and hunts around for Lie.
First off in rps you do not determine the action of the other person, second off your godmodeing and third off f*ck you)
(Post Ignored and to everyone else I would recommend ignoring Charles)

Now PQ, lighten up. It's just a game here. Don't be a troll.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 02, 2012, 11:24:21 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 02, 2012, 03:09:46 AM
Starscream swoops by to intervene and blasts Dovahklin before he can tear into Chuck's neck.

http://tfwiki.net/w2/images2/7/79/Starscreamg1.jpg

*Turns into swarm of bats and avoids blast. Starts to levitate Starscream and starts to drain the life from him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 02, 2012, 11:28:25 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 02, 2012, 11:24:21 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 02, 2012, 03:09:46 AM
Starscream swoops by to intervene and blasts Dovahklin before he can tear into Chuck's neck.

http://tfwiki.net/w2/images2/7/79/Starscreamg1.jpg

*Turns into swarm of bats and avoids blast. Starts to levitate Starscream and starts to drain the life from him*

Damn, there goes a good F-15 Eagle...(though I wonder how you can drain the life out of a cybernetic organism).

Whips out garlic bread and points it at Dovahkiin's face.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 02, 2012, 11:40:22 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 02, 2012, 11:28:25 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 02, 2012, 11:24:21 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 02, 2012, 03:09:46 AM
Starscream swoops by to intervene and blasts Dovahklin before he can tear into Chuck's neck.

http://tfwiki.net/w2/images2/7/79/Starscreamg1.jpg

*Turns into swarm of bats and avoids blast. Starts to levitate Starscream and starts to drain the life from him*

Damn, there goes a good F-15 Eagle...(though I wonder how you can drain the life out of a cybernetic organism).

Whips out garlic bread and points it at Dovahkiin's face.

*eats garlic bread*

I'm not that kind of vampire.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 02, 2012, 11:42:18 AM
Hmm...

Takes out giant crucifix and whacks Dovakiin on the head.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 02, 2012, 11:48:49 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 02, 2012, 11:42:18 AM
Hmm...

Takes out giant crucifix and whacks Dovakiin on the head.

*rubs head*

Ow...that hurt a little.

*uses reanimate corpse spell to resurrect Starscream to do my bidding*

Fight Starscream now. I'm bored.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 02, 2012, 11:54:34 AM
ACK!

Chuck summons Galvatron, ordering him to blast Starscream into dust.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.chinashopmag.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F04%2FStarscream.png&hash=6610c90dba93698a6acf6386e0880975a24ce2e3)
[close]

After the explosion, Chuck disappears into his secret lair with Starscream's remains, intending to repair him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 02, 2012, 12:07:31 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 02, 2012, 11:54:34 AM
ACK!

Chuck summons Galvatron, ordering him to blast Starscream into dust.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.chinashopmag.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F04%2FStarscream.png&hash=6610c90dba93698a6acf6386e0880975a24ce2e3)
[close]

After the explosion, Chuck disappears into his secret lair with Starscream's remains, intending to repair him.

*laughs evilly*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 02, 2012, 12:11:31 PM
You may have won the battle, but you have not won the war.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1ypn0y32Ac# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1ypn0y32Ac#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 02, 2012, 12:22:57 PM
I'll be waiting...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstickskills.com%2Fomega%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F06%2FDawnguard-dlc.jpg&hash=8e000a1395d5b64d39d8d3fdf966317b61d2dae8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Jul 02, 2012, 03:39:21 PM
enough of this shit.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi46.tinypic.com%2F2nm0nd4.gif&hash=f00a4394e2ce7b5c4d3b0eaed7a73cca5ff7c99e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 02, 2012, 10:15:46 PM
I have no idea whats going on anymore, I remember back in my day we didn't 1 hit KO people we made it so that they could fight back and liven up the fight... I guess things have changed. :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 02, 2012, 10:40:42 PM
Quote from: Lie on Jul 02, 2012, 10:15:46 PM
I have no idea whats going on anymore, I remember back in my day we didn't 1 hit KO people we made it so that they could fight back and liven up the fight... I guess things have changed. :-\
*punches Lie in the face. Stands still.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 02, 2012, 10:46:21 PM
*Does This*;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXSZdRM7-tE#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXSZdRM7-tE#ws)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 03, 2012, 12:04:40 AM
Quote from: Lie on Jul 02, 2012, 10:46:21 PM
*Does This*;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXSZdRM7-tE#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXSZdRM7-tE#ws)

*stands up clutching side*

You're going to wish you hadn't done that.

*Morphs into Vampire Lord charges at Lie. Uses drain vitality shout and bites Lie's jugular, infecting him with Sanguinare Vampiris*

It is now only a matter of time until you're one of us...




Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jul 03, 2012, 02:22:02 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 02, 2012, 06:16:04 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jul 02, 2012, 03:49:19 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 01, 2012, 07:22:30 AM
Shoots PQ's head off and hunts around for Lie.
First off in rps you do not determine the action of the other person, second off your godmodeing and third off f*ck you)
(Post Ignored and to everyone else I would recommend ignoring Charles)

Now PQ, lighten up. It's just a game here. Don't be a troll.
It is not I who is a troll it is you sir who is a troll for being an asshole
{Watchs lie from the sidelines}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 03, 2012, 03:16:58 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jul 03, 2012, 02:22:02 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 02, 2012, 06:16:04 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jul 02, 2012, 03:49:19 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 01, 2012, 07:22:30 AM
Shoots PQ's head off and hunts around for Lie.
First off in rps you do not determine the action of the other person, second off your godmodeing and third off f*ck you)
(Post Ignored and to everyone else I would recommend ignoring Charles)

Now PQ, lighten up. It's just a game here. Don't be a troll.
It is not I who is a troll it is you sir who is a troll for being an asshole
{Watchs lie from the sidelines}

Now-now, there's no need to be rude. I'd suggest you refrain from continuing this silly argument.

On topic:

Chuck appears, drawing away the curtains to shine sunlight upon Dovahkiin and Lie (who's about to become a vampire).
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 03, 2012, 07:00:17 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 03, 2012, 03:16:58 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jul 03, 2012, 02:22:02 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 02, 2012, 06:16:04 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jul 02, 2012, 03:49:19 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 01, 2012, 07:22:30 AM
Shoots PQ's head off and hunts around for Lie.
First off in rps you do not determine the action of the other person, second off your godmodeing and third off f*ck you)
(Post Ignored and to everyone else I would recommend ignoring Charles)

Now PQ, lighten up. It's just a game here. Don't be a troll.
It is not I who is a troll it is you sir who is a troll for being an asshole
{Watchs lie from the sidelines}

Now-now, there's no need to be rude. I'd suggest you refrain from continuing this silly argument.

On topic:

Chuck appears, drawing away the curtains to shine sunlight upon Dovahkiin and Lie (who's about to become a vampire).

HA! As a vampire lord, my weaknesses are null!

*fires drain life spell at Charles Xavier*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 03, 2012, 07:29:21 AM
Chuck commands Ratbat to intervene during the spell and shield him with his wings.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fw2%2Fimages2%2Fthumb%2F3%2F39%2FG1_Ratbat_Packaging_Art.jpg%2F300px-G1_Ratbat_Packaging_Art.jpg&hash=6b1231c04255284edc72022d2c4c05cbf01ef48c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 03, 2012, 04:23:14 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 03, 2012, 07:29:21 AM
Chuck commands Ratbat to intervene during the spell and shield him with his wings.

http://tfwiki.net/w2/images2/thumb/3/39/G1_Ratbat_Packaging_Art.jpg/300px-G1_Ratbat_Packaging_Art.jpg

*Spell drains ratbat's life, casts reanimate corpse spell, commands ratbat to attack Charles Xavier*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 03, 2012, 11:56:19 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 03, 2012, 04:23:14 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 03, 2012, 07:29:21 AM
Chuck commands Ratbat to intervene during the spell and shield him with his wings.

http://tfwiki.net/w2/images2/thumb/3/39/G1_Ratbat_Packaging_Art.jpg/300px-G1_Ratbat_Packaging_Art.jpg

*Spell drains ratbat's life, casts reanimate corpse spell, commands ratbat to attack Charles Xavier*

NO! Not again!  :o

Chuck runs up to Dovahkiin and punches him in the nose, demanding he returns Ratbat back to normal.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 04, 2012, 12:06:18 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 03, 2012, 11:56:19 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 03, 2012, 04:23:14 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 03, 2012, 07:29:21 AM
Chuck commands Ratbat to intervene during the spell and shield him with his wings.

http://tfwiki.net/w2/images2/thumb/3/39/G1_Ratbat_Packaging_Art.jpg/300px-G1_Ratbat_Packaging_Art.jpg

*Spell drains ratbat's life, casts reanimate corpse spell, commands ratbat to attack Charles Xavier*

NO! Not again!  :o

Chuck runs up to Dovahkiin and punches him in the nose, demanding he returns Ratbat back to normal.

*eviscerates Chick with claws and knocks away*

Never. He is now mine to command.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 04, 2012, 05:02:17 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 04, 2012, 12:06:18 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 03, 2012, 11:56:19 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 03, 2012, 04:23:14 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 03, 2012, 07:29:21 AM
Chuck commands Ratbat to intervene during the spell and shield him with his wings.

http://tfwiki.net/w2/images2/thumb/3/39/G1_Ratbat_Packaging_Art.jpg/300px-G1_Ratbat_Packaging_Art.jpg

*Spell drains ratbat's life, casts reanimate corpse spell, commands ratbat to attack Charles Xavier*

NO! Not again!  :o

Chuck runs up to Dovahkiin and punches him in the nose, demanding he returns Ratbat back to normal.

*eviscerates Chick with claws and knocks away*

Never. He is now mine to command.

Turn him back now or I shall order Soundwave here to crush you like a pancake!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2Ff%2Ff1%2FSoundwaveboxart.JPG%2F240px-Soundwaveboxart.JPG&hash=c42edde970a82f649f2893390d5deeda6efdb9b9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 04, 2012, 05:34:50 AM
Oh no! I apologize!!! I had no idea he was that important!!! I will return him to life immediately.

*casts drain life spell on Ratbat, completely draining the life from Ratbat, gaining his vitality. Ratbat rusts and turns to ashes. Laughs evilly.*

You honestly think I am intimidated by your tinker toys?

*flies at Soundwaves feet, sweeping them with wings and making him fall*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 04, 2012, 05:47:26 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 04, 2012, 05:34:50 AM
Oh no! I apologize!!! I had no idea he was that important!!! I will return him to life immediately.

*casts drain life spell on Ratbat, completely draining the life from Ratbat, gaining his vitality. Ratbat rusts and turns to ashes. Laughs evilly.*

You honestly think I am intimidated by your tinker toys?

*flies at Soundwaves feet, sweeping them with wings and making him fall*

You will PAY for that! (No, I mean that literally, it costs a fortune repairing those Transformers!)

Chuck orders Blaster to come to the rescue!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-_697hhviYfQ%2FT0jlG9XaeXI%2FAAAAAAAADiA%2FMN2GnvWQ2EA%2Fs1600%2Fblaster%2B3.jpg&hash=3eabe253f1399b5b0660668626acd854b4f60296)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 04, 2012, 03:29:21 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 04, 2012, 05:47:26 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 04, 2012, 05:34:50 AM
Oh no! I apologize!!! I had no idea he was that important!!! I will return him to life immediately.

*casts drain life spell on Ratbat, completely draining the life from Ratbat, gaining his vitality. Ratbat rusts and turns to ashes. Laughs evilly.*

You honestly think I am intimidated by your tinker toys?

*flies at Soundwaves feet, sweeping them with wings and making him fall*

You will PAY for that! (No, I mean that literally, it costs a fortune repairing those Transformers!)

Chuck orders Blaster to come to the rescue!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-_697hhviYfQ%2FT0jlG9XaeXI%2FAAAAAAAADiA%2FMN2GnvWQ2EA%2Fs1600%2Fblaster%2B3.jpg&hash=3eabe253f1399b5b0660668626acd854b4f60296)

*call ALL vampires of Volkihar Castle to fight*

Come on, then.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 04, 2012, 03:49:38 PM
Chuck summons ALL of G.I. Joe!

And that's only a quarter of my entire army.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy6%2FCharlesXavier%2FMiscellaneous%2FGI_Joe_001.jpg&hash=c0613057aed52362d8e369be1ae078eb36790039)
[close]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipWoX9xL2No# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipWoX9xL2No#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 04, 2012, 04:56:30 PM
*summons Ohdahviing, the unkillable dragon, Durnehviir, the undead dragon who commands all the souls of his many victims, and the three heroes of sovangarde, the most renowned fighters in Skyrims history. calls on Alduin's power to rain meteors from the heavens*

Let's do this.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 05, 2012, 02:04:01 AM
Hah, your dragons don't frighten us!

Chuck orders the attack.

Blaster, Soundwave and G.I. Joe go in for a full scale attack!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 05, 2012, 03:11:37 AM
*Odahviing and Durnehviir pick Soundwave up and fly him to 10000 feet and drop him. Durnehviir's undead soldiers, the heroes of sovangarde and Volkihar vampires engage GI Joes. Dovahkiin flies at blaster and collides with him, knocking him down.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 05, 2012, 03:34:30 AM
Chuck orders G.I. Joe to focus their attack on Dovahkiin! Bullets, rockets and missiles fly towards Dovahkiin!

Victory will be ours!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 05, 2012, 05:27:07 PM
*strafes and flies through the air, dodging projectiles*

FUS RO DAH!!!!

*GIJoes fly backwards as vampires press their attack*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 06, 2012, 01:24:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAp9sFVdERQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAp9sFVdERQ#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 06, 2012, 01:46:28 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 06, 2012, 01:24:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAp9sFVdERQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAp9sFVdERQ#)

DEAR GOD!!!

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 06, 2012, 12:10:31 PM
You will regret this sudden turn of events, my friend.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.walden1.com%2Fimages%2FOwlGlare.jpg&hash=619c850bdfd61249a3262f364c781f19daed4655)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 06, 2012, 03:12:46 PM
*uses vampires seduction on bunny. Commands bunny to attack Chuck*

As will you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 06, 2012, 03:54:02 PM
Oh no, you don't.

Chuck commands Arcee to protect him from the bunny.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Ff%2Ff7%2FArcee-dreamwave.jpg&hash=1c69aaaa593ff51cecb376f515b1ff3a0cf8e5db)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 06, 2012, 04:16:38 PM
*heroes of Sovangarde attack Arcee, distracting her. Dovahkiin and bunny run at Chuck, both sets of fangs gleaming in the moonlight*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 06, 2012, 05:01:01 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 06, 2012, 04:16:38 PM
*heroes of Sovangarde attack Arcee, distracting her. Dovahkiin and bunny run at Chuck, both sets of fangs gleaming in the moonlight*

AAAIIIIEEEE!

Chuck cries and flees, hopping onto Sandstorm (transforming into a buggy) to make his daring getaway!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fw2%2Fimages2%2Fthumb%2Ff%2Ffb%2FG1AutobotSandstorm_boxart.jpg%2F300px-G1AutobotSandstorm_boxart.jpg&hash=02bb2a1a41e7fc986a8d230a7f88699c7269c52a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 06, 2012, 05:17:45 PM
*grabs bunny and transforms into flock of bats, teleporting to sandstorms hood. Dovahkiin roars as he jumps down in front of sandstorm, using super vampire lord strength to lift sandstorm from the ground and throws him down. Chuck falls out as Dovahkiin approaches*

You will be mine to command...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 06, 2012, 05:22:37 PM
NEVER!

Chuck commands Sandstorm to transform into a helicopter and makes it for the skies!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2Fb%2Fbd%2FSandstorm-boxart.jpg%2F240px-Sandstorm-boxart.jpg&hash=b2a788ec8d086051d7c78fc3d21db5ebc9f9b7c8)

Chuck waves as he orders Runamuck and Runabout to stall Dovahkiin's progress.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.actionfigurecustoms.com%2Fuploaded_images%2FRunamuck-Runabout-Transformers-Custom.jpg&hash=d8774c781e84f0e674cac520ed77459dc55a0d32)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 06, 2012, 07:18:28 PM
*Odahviing and Durnehviir engage runamuck and runabout while Dovahkiin flies into the skies in pursuit. However, Chuck manages to fly higher than Dovahkiin can levitate. Dovahkiin throws bunny into sandstorm who destroys him from the inside. Sandstorm crashes as Dovahkiin reanimates sandstorm as undead minion. Dovahkiin, undead Ratbat, undead Sandstorm, and Odahviing and Durnehviir (being "done" with Runabout and Runamuck) close in on Chuck*

Nowhere to run now...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 07, 2012, 01:55:05 AM
*points finger*

Hey, who's that?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 07, 2012, 05:23:38 AM
*stops for a second*

Who's who?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 07, 2012, 06:14:46 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 07, 2012, 05:23:38 AM
*stops for a second*

Who's who?

HA-HA! MADE YOU LOOK!

Chuck disappears in a puff of smoke.

With previous orders from Chuck, Omega Supreme emerges from the ground and grabs the undead Sandstorm, breaking him apart and collecting his remains. (Ratbat's been destroyed, remember). Chuck orders him (via voice message) back to his lair.

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The Constructicons appear and merge into the giant Devastator! Chuck has left orders with them to keep Dovah 'entertained' during his absence.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RagingDragon on Jul 07, 2012, 06:22:43 AM
The Raging Dragon appears, and culminates in a bloody, beautiful summoning.

Something comes, something powerful, unstoppable, beautiful...

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 07, 2012, 06:25:26 AM
Quote from: RagingDragon on Jul 07, 2012, 06:22:43 AM
The Raging Dragon appears, and culminates in a bloody, beautiful summoning.

Something comes, something powerful, unstoppable, beautiful...

http://image.retrojunk.com/313_3d9728c728.jpg

:o

Hey, no fair! You stole my Unicron!

Chuck summons Primus!

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 07, 2012, 06:28:16 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 07, 2012, 06:14:46 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 07, 2012, 05:23:38 AM
*stops for a second*

Who's who?

HA-HA! MADE YOU LOOK!

Chuck disappears in a puff of smoke.

With previous orders from Chuck, Omega Supreme emerges from the ground and grabs the undead Sandstorm, breaking him apart and collecting his remains. (Ratbat's been destroyed, remember). Chuck orders him (via voice message) back to his lair.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cc/Omegasupreme-dreamwave.jpg/240px-Omegasupreme-dreamwave.jpg

The Constructicons appear and merge into the giant Devastator! Chuck has left orders with them to keep Dovah 'entertained' during his absence.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7b/Hasbro_Constructicons_Devastator.jpg/240px-Hasbro_Constructicons_Devastator.jpg

*looks up at Devastator*

Damn it all...

*Flies at devastators head with Odahviing and Durnehviir while heroes of Sovangarde charge. As Dovahkiin prepares to deliver first blow to Devastator, the credits begin*

SEQUEL, anyone???

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 07, 2012, 09:53:51 PM
*Meanwhile in a space station orbiting, Rush opens a door and enters a dark room*

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Rush: Sir!

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Lie: ...

Rush: Your not still upset about the latest rejection Sir?

Lie: >:(... I take it you have some new information for me Rush?

Rush: Ah! The bromance fight between Dovahkiin and Charles Xavier has come to an end.

Lie: Who won?

Rush: No one the fight ended on a cliffhanger.

Lie: ...

*Gets up and walks out of the room*

Rush: Sir?

Lie: Keep me informed on any new developments Rush.

*Walking towards the teleporter room*

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Micheal Jackson: Lie!

Lie: ... What?

Micheal Jackson: Why are yo-

Lie: no Chupa, no Omega, no Ghost, no Fitz, no PBA and PQ's taken a liking to the sidelines. That means there are no heavy hitters.

Micheal Jackson: You shouldn't underestimate the new bloods.

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Lie: Noted.

*Enters the teleporter*

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 07, 2012, 10:23:24 PM
*emerges from wreckage of now deceased Devastator and sees lie*

Hmm...you look like a fun fight. If not, you could always be my aly so we could kill Charles Xavier...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 07, 2012, 10:33:31 PM
*Appears behind Dovahkiin and places on hand on his head*

Riiiight, I've done this teaming up thing before...

*Walks to the side of Dovahkiin*

Tell you the truth there are two kinds of people in the Pillowfight. :)

*Kicks Dovahkiin to ground and stands with foot on his neck*

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Me and all of you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 07, 2012, 10:40:58 PM
FUS RO DAH!!!

*Lie flies back and hits a boulder with enough force to crack it. Dovahkiin turns into flock of bats and teleports to Lie and grabs His neck with one hand, lifting Lie into the air. Lie can feel his life force slowly ebbing away. Odahviing and Durnehviir land by Dovahkiins sides.*

You're going I wish that you hadn't done that.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 07, 2012, 10:59:50 PM
Doubt it.

*Unsheathes sword and cuts Dovahkiin's hand off, drop kicks Dovahkiin and lands*

Your gonna have to do better that if you wanna serve under me.

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*Takes control of Odahviing and forces him to attack Durnehviir, watches the dragons tearing each other apart*

Pathetic, followers mean nothing before these eyes.

*As Dovahkiin watches his Dragon fighting each other his kicked into a dark underground tomb*

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 07, 2012, 11:15:13 PM
*breaks out of tomb and uses vampire lord speed to shove claws and upper arm through lies torso. Removes arm and roundhouse kicks Lie to the ground. Dovahkiin reaches down and grab Lie's ankle and throws him through a large rock. Debris falls on lie. Dovahkiin looks to the aftermath of the Dragon fight, from which Durnehviir has emerged victorious. Looks at pile of rocks that Lie is buried in.*

Serve under you? Ha! Don't make me laugh. But, you do have some semblance of a point. It seems that followers would just slow me down.

*reanimates Odahviing. Dovahkiin sends Durnehviir back to the soul cairn and Odahviing back to Skuldafn. Dovahkiin replaces hand with life force absorbed from lie.*

I'd much rather fight you man to man.



Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 08, 2012, 02:24:56 AM
Chuck has returned. He watches the fight between Dovah and Lie from the distance, inside his Autobot, Sky Lynx. He contemplates whether or not he should intervene in this fight between Dovah and Lie.

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Meanwhile, he has ordered his Cobra Vipers to gather up Devastator's parts for repair.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 08, 2012, 04:30:21 AM
*teleports behind Charles an puts hand on shoulder. Growls*

Hello again...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 08, 2012, 05:12:11 AM
"TAKE OFF, SKY LYNX!" shouts Chuck.

Sky Lynx takes off and Chuck boots Dovah out of his aircraft.

You're not going to make my men into mindless slaves of yours again.  :D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 08, 2012, 06:05:26 AM
*dovahkiin grabs the bottom of Sky Lynx and jumps back in*

Relax!!! I'm not here to fight right now. I came to discuss a temporary truce, as much as it pains me. You see, I have been fighting Lie for a while, and he is quite the opponent. Our battle would go on throughout the ages, unless I had someone to tip the odds in my favor, so that I could end our little fight. Then, after we're done, we can go back to bashing each others skulls in.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 08, 2012, 06:52:59 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 08, 2012, 06:05:26 AM
*dovahkiin grabs the bottom of Sky Lynx and jumps back in*

Relax!!! I'm not here to fight right now. I came to discuss a temporary truce, as much as it pains me. You see, I have been fighting Lie for a while, and he is quite the opponent. Our battle would go on throughout the ages, unless I had someone to tip the odds in my favor, so that I could end our little fight. Then, after we're done, we can go back to bashing each others skulls in.

*rubs chin*

"Hmm...now that you mention it, Lie does seem to pack quite a wallop. Fair enough, then. We shall put aside our differences for now and align together against Lie."

"But no funny tricks. My spies will be onto you."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 08, 2012, 02:28:02 PM
Oh, I promise you, if your spies knew I was up to any funny business, they would be dead before they could reach you. But rest assured, I am on the level. So... Now I suppose we just wait for lie...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jul 09, 2012, 12:18:12 PM
*A bathtub lands on a mexican with me inside the tub*
"Damn my T.T.B has malfunctioned (Stands for Time Travelling Bathtub) Oh well no harm done."
*Sees mexican bleeding underneath the bathtub*
"Oh sorry."
*Splashes some black goo from inside the bathtub onto Lie*
*Terx2 jumps out of the tub and hits Dovakin over the back of his head with a pillow. It's super effective ;D*
"I've always wanted to do that ;D"
*The black goo on my body hardens making a inpenatrable armour*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 10, 2012, 05:54:12 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 09, 2012, 12:18:12 PM
*A bathtub lands on a mexican with me inside the tub*
"Damn my T.T.B has malfunctioned (Stands for Time Travelling Bathtub) Oh well no harm done."
*Sees mexican bleeding underneath the bathtub*
"Oh sorry."
*Splashes some black goo from inside the bathtub onto Lie*
*Terx2 jumps out of the tub and hits Dovakin over the back of his head with a pillow. It's super effective ;D*
"I've always wanted to do that ;D"
*The black goo on my body hardens making a inpenatrable armour*

*Punches Terx in the face.*

This is not the time for that Chuck and I are waiting for Lie to make a move.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 10, 2012, 02:34:50 PM
Come now, Lie. Don't make us hunt you down...

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 10, 2012, 03:23:19 PM
*From under the rocks*

Oh... I did realize this was fight... Well I guess I should get a little more serious.

*Suddenly the ground starts shake and Charles Xavier, Dovahkiin and Terx2 a sent flying upwards into the air*

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Susano'O!

*Standing inside with arms crossed*

Only 1 user has survived this technique and lets just say... Since then it's been refined! >:(

*Smacks Charles Xavier, Dovahkiin and Terx2 to the ground making 3 giant craters*

I'm taking this thread back.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 10, 2012, 04:15:01 PM
*flies from crater and crashes into lie, sending him tumbling*

Know my power, boy!

*takes Auriel's bow and readies a blood cursed elven arrow. shoots into the sky. The sun is eclipsed as the sky turns red as Dovahkiin is filled with a new power. As lie gets up, Dovahkiin kicks Lie in the side, lifts him up and slams his head into the ground. Throws lie away.*

I think that you'll find that I'm not killed quite so easily.



Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 10, 2012, 04:56:02 PM
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While inside this jutsu I can't be touched by your limited power and this isn't something that can be easily destroyed.

*The Susano'o stands back on it's feet with the first pair of hands it forms two swords and clenches the other pair into fists*

You've seen my defence... Let me see yours.

*The Susano'o lets out a deafening scream that stuns Dovahkiin and starts slashing and punch him destroying the area around us as it goes berserk*

This is only the beginning.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jul 10, 2012, 05:20:59 PM
"Why would you hurt me lie. I've done noting to piss you off to my knowledge... Unless you were related to that mexican but. Enough talk lets just fight."
*Stands up in the centre of the crater*
*Stabs a syringe into my eye injecting the devil gene into my body*
*Instantly sprouting six wings and giant sharp claws. I fly in and pulls dovakin away*
"Chuck you might wanna do something!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 10, 2012, 07:29:26 PM
Quote from: Lie on Jul 10, 2012, 04:56:02 PM
http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac206/Lie1295/Understanding.jpg

While inside this jutsu I can't be touched by your limited power and this isn't something that can be easily destroyed.

*The Susano'o stands back on it's feet with the first pair of hands it forms two swords and clenches the other pair into fists*

You've seen my defence... Let me see yours.

*The Susano'o lets out a deafening scream that stuns Dovahkiin and starts slashing and punch him destroying the area around us as it goes berserk*

This is only the beginning.

Limited power, eh?

*sighs, stands up*

You are quite powerful...but, do you possess the power of a god?

*Dovahkiin uses Alduin's meteor storm shout as he is filled with a searing power.*

I call on the power of Alduin! God of destruction and first born of Akatosh!

*Huge meteor falls on Susano'o, burying it deep into the ground. Dovahkiin slams fist onto the ground and the ground splits and Susano falls in. Dovahkiin stomps foot, causing this new canyon to close on Susano'o. Dovahkiin raises hands as a mountain forms, crushing Susano'o inside. More meteors continue to fall.*

Feel the power of the world eater.

Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 10, 2012, 05:20:59 PM
"Why would you hurt me lie. I've done noting to piss you off to my knowledge... Unless you were related to that mexican but. Enough talk lets just fight."
*Stands up in the centre of the crater*
*Stabs a syringe into my eye injecting the devil gene into my body*
*Instantly sprouting six wings and giant sharp claws. I fly in and pulls dovakin away*
"Chuck you might wanna do something!"

I appreciate the help, but I can handle myself.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 11, 2012, 03:47:51 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 10, 2012, 05:20:59 PM
"Why would you hurt me lie. I've done noting to piss you off to my knowledge... Unless you were related to that mexican but. Enough talk lets just fight."
*Stands up in the centre of the crater*
*Stabs a syringe into my eye injecting the devil gene into my body*
*Instantly sprouting six wings and giant sharp claws. I fly in and pulls dovakin away*
"Chuck you might wanna do something!"

Chuck summons the Protectobots, in case Lie strikes back.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jul 11, 2012, 09:22:14 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 11, 2012, 03:47:51 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 10, 2012, 05:20:59 PM
"Why would you hurt me lie. I've done noting to piss you off to my knowledge... Unless you were related to that mexican but. Enough talk lets just fight."
*Stands up in the centre of the crater*
*Stabs a syringe into my eye injecting the devil gene into my body*
*Instantly sprouting six wings and giant sharp claws. I fly in and pulls dovakin away*
"Chuck you might wanna do something!"

Chuck summons the Protectobots, in case Lie strikes back.

http://www.cywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/ptb_1.jpg

"Thanks that will do"
*Turns to face dovakin and punches him in the face*
"Thats for punching me. Now dovakin all I want is a truce so I think you should accept it. You would like me when I'm angry."
*Starts flapping my six wings to create a mini tornado*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 11, 2012, 04:15:28 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 11, 2012, 09:22:14 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 11, 2012, 03:47:51 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 10, 2012, 05:20:59 PM
"Why would you hurt me lie. I've done noting to piss you off to my knowledge... Unless you were related to that mexican but. Enough talk lets just fight."
*Stands up in the centre of the crater*
*Stabs a syringe into my eye injecting the devil gene into my body*
*Instantly sprouting six wings and giant sharp claws. I fly in and pulls dovakin away*
"Chuck you might wanna do something!"

Chuck summons the Protectobots, in case Lie strikes back.

http://www.cywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/ptb_1.jpg

"Thanks that will do"
*Turns to face dovakin and punches him in the face*
"Thats for punching me. Now dovakin all I want is a truce so I think you should accept it. You would like me when I'm angry."
*Starts flapping my six wings to create a mini tornado*

I merely punched you because you hit me with a pillow, but fine. I'll accept your truce. If only lie would make another move.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jul 12, 2012, 06:44:21 AM
*Beats the shit out of everyone with pillows*

HI DER.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 06:56:01 AM
*Mini tornado grabs all the pillows*
"Ha ha ha. Now to build my pillow fort."
*Hides under the pile of pillows*
"I'm king in here" ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jul 12, 2012, 06:57:42 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 06:56:01 AM
*Mini tornado grabs all the pillows*
"Ha ha ha. Now to build my pillow fort."
*Hides under the pile of pillows*
"I'm king in here" ;D

NOOOOOO!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 07:01:22 AM
"If you want access to my pillow fort of evil. Than all you have to do is ask ;D"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jul 12, 2012, 07:02:14 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 07:01:22 AM
"If you want access to my pillow fort of evil. Than all you have to do is ask ;D"

May I access your pillow fort of evil...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 07:07:25 AM
"Of course after all you help me make it with your pillows."
*A pillow drawbridge is lowered and the pillow gates are open*
"Come in everyone is welcome."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jul 12, 2012, 07:14:28 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 07:07:25 AM
"Of course after all you help me make it with your pillows."
*A pillow drawbridge is lowered and the pillow gates are open*
"Come in everyone is welcome."

Hurray! Pillow drawbridge ftw!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 07:21:15 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 12, 2012, 07:14:28 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 07:07:25 AM
"Of course after all you help me make it with your pillows."
*A pillow drawbridge is lowered and the pillow gates are open*
"Come in everyone is welcome."

Hurray! Pillow drawbridge ftw!

"Thank you I brought the blue prints for this pillow fort of eBay." ;D
*Prepares the pillow cannons*
"Just as a precaution. In case of an invasion."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jul 12, 2012, 07:24:12 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 07:21:15 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 12, 2012, 07:14:28 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 07:07:25 AM
"Of course after all you help me make it with your pillows."
*A pillow drawbridge is lowered and the pillow gates are open*
"Come in everyone is welcome."

Hurray! Pillow drawbridge ftw!

"Thank you I brought the blue prints for this pillow fort of eBay." ;D
*Prepares the pillow cannons*
"Just as a precaution. In case of an invasion."

eBay officially now has everything...
Do you have pillow RPG's good sir??
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 07:31:26 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 12, 2012, 07:24:12 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 07:21:15 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 12, 2012, 07:14:28 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 07:07:25 AM
"Of course after all you help me make it with your pillows."
*A pillow drawbridge is lowered and the pillow gates are open*
"Come in everyone is welcome."

Hurray! Pillow drawbridge ftw!

"Thank you I brought the blue prints for this pillow fort of eBay." ;D
*Prepares the pillow cannons*
"Just as a precaution. In case of an invasion."

eBay officially now has everything...
Do you have pillow RPG's good sir??

"Down the hall first door on the left is the gaming room. If you enter the bathroom you've gone too far. Oh and yes I have them all from pillow knights to harry potter and the pillow of ressurection."
*Walks into the kitchen*
"Want something to drink? I've got molten lead, vodka, some black stuff and mountain dew."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jul 12, 2012, 07:35:46 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 07:31:26 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 12, 2012, 07:24:12 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 07:21:15 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 12, 2012, 07:14:28 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 07:07:25 AM
"Of course after all you help me make it with your pillows."
*A pillow drawbridge is lowered and the pillow gates are open*
"Come in everyone is welcome."

Hurray! Pillow drawbridge ftw!

"Thank you I brought the blue prints for this pillow fort of eBay." ;D
*Prepares the pillow cannons*
"Just as a precaution. In case of an invasion."

eBay officially now has everything...
Do you have pillow RPG's good sir??

"Down the hall first door on the left is the gaming room. If you enter the bathroom you've gone too far. Oh and yes I have them all from pillow knights to harry potter and the pillow of ressurection."
*Walks into the kitchen*
"Want something to drink? I've got molten lead, vodka, some black stuff and mountain dew."

Black stuff... *Thinks of Prometheus..* Don't think I'll be chancing that.

In the words of Nikolai... I'm drinking vodka toniiiiiight
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 12, 2012, 08:16:51 AM
*knock knock*

May I enter the pillow fort as well?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jul 12, 2012, 08:17:38 AM
Ask Terx2
He is the pillow fort lord.  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 12, 2012, 08:19:00 AM
Of course, I was talking to Terx2.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 08:43:20 AM
"Everyone is welcome in my pillow fort of evil. Come on in Charles."
*Opens the gate*
"Hmm pillow fort lord. I like the sound of that sinister serenity ;D You get the pick of the first game to play while I order the pizzas."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jul 12, 2012, 08:52:29 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 08:43:20 AM
"Everyone is welcome in my pillow fort of evil. Come on in Charles."
*Opens the gate*
"Hmm pillow fort lord. I like the sound of that sinister serenity ;D You get the pick of the first game to play while I order the pizzas."

Yes!
Let's play Dead Island!  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 12, 2012, 08:55:01 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 12, 2012, 08:52:29 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 08:43:20 AM
"Everyone is welcome in my pillow fort of evil. Come on in Charles."
*Opens the gate*
"Hmm pillow fort lord. I like the sound of that sinister serenity ;D You get the pick of the first game to play while I order the pizzas."

Yes!
Let's play Dead Island!  :P

Thanks, Terx. It's a good thing Lie won't terrorize us anymore!  :)

We could do that. Or...we could play...Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fnintendo%2Fen%2Fimages%2F7%2F78%2FDr_Jekyll_and_Mr_Hyde.jpg&hash=9d40145bdb88fb41e03367452c832814345fc68b)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jul 12, 2012, 08:56:25 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 12, 2012, 08:55:01 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 12, 2012, 08:52:29 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 08:43:20 AM
"Everyone is welcome in my pillow fort of evil. Come on in Charles."
*Opens the gate*
"Hmm pillow fort lord. I like the sound of that sinister serenity ;D You get the pick of the first game to play while I order the pizzas."

Yes!
Let's play Dead Island!  :P

Thanks, Terx. It's a good thing Lie won't terrorize us anymore!  :)

We could do that. Or...we could play...Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fnintendo%2Fen%2Fimages%2F7%2F78%2FDr_Jekyll_and_Mr_Hyde.jpg&hash=9d40145bdb88fb41e03367452c832814345fc68b)

Hm... Never played it.
Saw a review on it by the AVG though.. XD
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 12, 2012, 08:59:07 AM
Oh, you'll love it.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 09:25:59 AM
"Garlic bread, a medium meatlovers, a diet coke. Will you guys make up your minds on what were gonna play I'm ordering the food here."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jul 12, 2012, 09:34:41 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 09:25:59 AM
"Garlic bread, a medium meatlovers, a diet coke. Will you guys make up your minds on what were gonna play I'm ordering the food here."

Dead Island!
I think the other guy is offline.  ???
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 09:41:26 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 12, 2012, 09:34:41 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 09:25:59 AM
"Garlic bread, a medium meatlovers, a diet coke. Will you guys make up your minds on what were gonna play I'm ordering the food here."

Dead Island!
I think the other guy is offline.  ???

"Very well. Dead island it is than. On what console? I have them all."
*Opens the gaming room revealing every know game and game console thats ever existed*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jul 12, 2012, 09:42:58 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 09:41:26 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 12, 2012, 09:34:41 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 09:25:59 AM
"Garlic bread, a medium meatlovers, a diet coke. Will you guys make up your minds on what were gonna play I'm ordering the food here."

Dead Island!
I think the other guy is offline.  ???

"Very well. Dead island it is than. On what console? I have them all."
*Opens the gaming room revealing every know game and game console thats ever existed*

Damn dude. Your set.
Xbox 360.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 12, 2012, 02:41:16 PM
*looks at other guys in pillow fort. Sighs. Facepalms*

Are you guys forgetting something??

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 02:46:44 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 12, 2012, 02:41:16 PM
*looks at other guys in pillow fort. Sighs. Facepalms*

Are you guys forgetting something??



"Nope were waiting for lie to make his next move and when he does will be ready for war!"
*Turns the pillow cannons to face lie*
"Come on dovakin. It's a lot safer inside my pillow fort of evil than out there."
"Besides I have a few tricks up my sleeve. Garlic bread?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 12, 2012, 03:00:16 PM
Until Lie strikes again, I'll be chillin'.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.exclusiveorlandovillas.com%2Fgoofy%2520on%2520hammock.gif&hash=9f96cf5b24ba13b7bc8261c5e70e3dbb8fa883ee)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 12, 2012, 03:20:29 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 02:46:44 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 12, 2012, 02:41:16 PM
*looks at other guys in pillow fort. Sighs. Facepalms*

Are you guys forgetting something??



"Nope were waiting for lie to make his next move and when he does will be ready for war!"
*Turns the pillow cannons to face lie*
"Come on dovakin. It's a lot safer inside my pillow fort of evil than out there."
"Besides I have a few tricks up my sleeve. Garlic bread?"

*smirks. Takes garlic bread*

Don't mind if I do.

*takes bite as he enters fort*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 03:38:20 PM
"Welcome to da party dovakin." :)
*Mixes the vodka and diet coke and drinks it*
"My fort will withstand anything and I will die defending it."
*Takes a slice of meatlovers pizza and takes a bite*
"Tonight we party. Tommorow we fight!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 12, 2012, 03:51:29 PM
Can we invite G.I. Joe, Cobra and the Transformers to the fort? I feel I've been working them a little too hard lately... :-[
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jul 12, 2012, 03:58:06 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 12, 2012, 03:51:29 PM
Can we invite G.I. Joe, Cobra and the Transformers to the fort? I feel I've been working them a little too hard lately... :-[

"Fine but if they break my tv your paying for it."
*Lowers drawbridge*
"Come on in guys"
*The transformers charge in and raid the fridge for scooby snacks*
"I'm gonna regret this."
*Slams pillow door behind me*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 12, 2012, 04:03:12 PM
Thanks, Terx.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 12, 2012, 05:27:26 PM
*Leaves vampire lord form and regresses back to human vampire form. Puts on Dragonplate armor. Looks at transformers GI joe and cobra partying with blood red eyes. Sits on pillow couch and Sips on potion of blood.*

Please, Lie...make a move...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jul 12, 2012, 06:49:32 PM
We shall be unstoppable!

-laughs maniacally-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jul 13, 2012, 08:18:30 AM
"Indeed were invincible in here!"
*Start laughing manically while sitting on my pillow throne*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Effectz on Jul 13, 2012, 09:19:34 AM
*Don't have a f**k what's going on in this thread*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.magazine13.com%2Fimg%2Ffun%2Fmega-pillow-fight%2Fmega-pillow-fight03.jpg&hash=948c5ef8efc0c57db1d742e98de7ce3ea04792c2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 13, 2012, 10:02:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKO0RrM7LvI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKO0RrM7LvI#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 15, 2012, 07:05:17 PM
Spoiler
This weeks been a killer forgive me! :'(
[close]

*Bursts up from undergorund*

Keep you waiting long?

*Crosses arms*

Allies... Allied Forces... A throne made out of pillows...

*Bursts out laughing*

You fight erratically and clumsily. You're weapons are shcokingly crude and what's worst...you long for peace. But I thank you for a most amusing day. You people have a delightful sense of the absurd. It's like what Edwin Wynn said;

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FSry-1.jpg&hash=557f8107ea2ca9377a5b03de46eee8b2a9b68f26)
Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.

*Susano'o throws the fiery tomes towards Dovahkiin, Sinister Serenity, Terx2, Charles Xavier and Effectz?*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsjwrites.wikispaces.com%2Ffile%2Fview%2Fexplosion.jpg%2F32506599%2Fexplosion.jpg&hash=71e5fac93d36a900ae4e8dd6f2f5ce32fd787c51)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jul 15, 2012, 08:07:37 PM
Quote from: Lie on Jul 15, 2012, 07:05:17 PM
Spoiler
This weeks been a killer forgive me! :'(
[close]

*Bursts up from undergorund*

Keep you waiting long?

*Crosses arms*

Allies... Allied Forces... A throne made out of pillows...

*Bursts out laughing*

You fight erratically and clumsily. You're weapons are shcokingly crude and what's worst...you long for peace. But I thank you for a most amusing day. You people have a delightful sense of the absurd. It's like what Edwin Wynn said;

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FSry-1.jpg&hash=557f8107ea2ca9377a5b03de46eee8b2a9b68f26)
Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.

*Susano'o throws the fiery tomes towards Dovahkiin, Sinister Serenity, Terx2, Charles Xavier and Effectz?*

http://sjwrites.wikispaces.com/file/view/explosion.jpg/32506599/explosion.jpg
Noooooo!!! Our PILLOWFORT!!
Can't we all be friends?!  :(

*sigh* I guess I'll have to create a character and be a loner.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 15, 2012, 08:51:31 PM
Create a character? This isn't the Sims. :laugh:

*Susano'o fades and I sit under a tree and open up the Prometheus Art Book*

I always thought of it as you are fighting as your Avatar, or at least as the image of.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jul 15, 2012, 08:56:54 PM
Quote from: Lie on Jul 15, 2012, 08:51:31 PM
Create a character? This isn't the Sims. :laugh:

*Susano'o fades and I sit under a tree and open up the Prometheus Art Book*

I always thought of it as you are fighting as your Avatar, or at least as the image of.

Well shit, a Pink Floyd album can't exactly fight...

And I meant I'll be an original character.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 15, 2012, 09:51:58 PM
*Walks up to Seren*

a Pink Floyd album can't fight?

*Sighs*

This is the pillowfight, your a fairly new member who hasn't see all that has taken place in this thread.

*Suddenly a blinding light appears not too different from a sunrise but as the light rises the world around Seren starts to change into hall filled with the pictures of past fighters, battles and events of The Pillowfight Thread*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FSasukema.jpg&hash=3df0aeb3701ecd365a54ec341412b37dbfa675b0)
Walk with me. 8)

*We begin to walk past these pictures as we walk I say*

AVPG is a System Seren and like all systems it has files, some you'll use everyday, some you might never even see. You won't understand this place just yet, it's unique to everything this site stands for.

*We reach a statue I stop and turn, Seren follows suit*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comicbookmovie.com%2Fimages%2Fusers%2Fgallerypictures%2F13046L.jpg&hash=be562cbee39bcac077ef5e969286fa374bdc6f93)
His name was PrueBreedAlien.

He was by far the most Deadpool abused individual you could ever meet in your life and he believed that this forum needed a place where members could come fight, makes friends, makes enemies, and chat an ungodly amount of shit... all for the hell it.

*Turns to face Seren*

He fought and he died... Then he fought again... Long story short he became a Mod and even then he would still drop by every now and then to let off some stem and enjoy some randomly endless fun. He left the site but I believe he can still be found on MSN but MSN is an after school thing I can't be asked for that shit anymore. I digress.

*The Hall of the Pillowfight starts to fade, as it does I turn to look at the far end of the Hall, at the fading image of sealed door with the words Mel-Q above it*

...

*Sits back under the tree and re-opens the art book*

You said something about a Pink Floyd album not being able to fight? :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jul 15, 2012, 10:05:04 PM
Quote from: Lie on Jul 15, 2012, 09:51:58 PM
*Walks up to Seren*

a Pink Floyd album can't fight?

*Sighs*

This is the pillowfight, your a fairly new member who hasn't see all that has taken place in this thread.

*Suddenly a blinding light appears not too different from a sunrise but as the light rises the world around Seren starts to change into hall filled with the pictures of past fighters, battles and events of The Pillowfight Thread*

http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac206/Lie1295/Sasukema.jpg
Walk with me. 8)

*We begin to walk past these pictures as we walk I say*

AVPG is a System Seren and like all systems it has files, some you'll use everyday, some you might never even see. You won't understand this place just yet, it's unique to everything this site stands for.

*We reach a statue I stop and turn, Seren follows suit*

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/gallerypictures/13046L.jpg
His name was PrueBreedAlien.

He was by far the most Deadpool abused individual you could ever meet in your life and he believed that this forum needed a place where members could come fight, makes friends, makes enemies, and chat an ungodly amount of shit... all for the hell it.

*Turns to face Seren*

He fought and he died... Then he fought again... Long story short he became a Mod and even then he would still drop by every now and then to let off some stem and enjoy some randomly endless fun. He left the site but I believe he can still be found on MSN but MSN is an after school thing I can't be asked for that shit anymore. I digress.

*The Hall of the Pillowfight starts to fade, as it does I turn to look at the far end of the Hall, at the fading image of sealed door with the words Mel-Q above it*

...

*Sits back under the tree and re-opens the art book*

You said something about a Pink Floyd album not being able to fight? :)

Aw.. Why did he leave?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 15, 2012, 10:28:14 PM
Beats me I was kinda in and out of the site all the time, when I got back one time people were like "PBA's gone".

*Turns the page of the art book*

I don't think he'll be gone forever but I never really asked why. :(

*Looking up and down the page*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 15, 2012, 10:31:11 PM
Quote from: Lie on Jul 15, 2012, 07:05:17 PM
Spoiler
This weeks been a killer forgive me! :'(
[close]

*Bursts up from undergorund*

Keep you waiting long?

*Crosses arms*

Allies... Allied Forces... A throne made out of pillows...

*Bursts out laughing*

You fight erratically and clumsily. You're weapons are shcokingly crude and what's worst...you long for peace. But I thank you for a most amusing day. You people have a delightful sense of the absurd. It's like what Edwin Wynn said;

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FSry-1.jpg&hash=557f8107ea2ca9377a5b03de46eee8b2a9b68f26)
Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.

*Susano'o throws the fiery tomes towards Dovahkiin, Sinister Serenity, Terx2, Charles Xavier and Effectz?*

http://sjwrites.wikispaces.com/file/view/explosion.jpg/32506599/explosion.jpg

*Flies out of rubble, Laughing*

I've been WAITING for this!!! Now with your Susano'o buried under million of tons of solid rock, you're defenseless!!!

*Slams into Lie as he's talking to sister serenity, Tears into Lie's stomach with claws. Picks up rock and slams it into Lie's face. Throws Lie into the air and kicks Lie in his stomach hole.*

Let's do this...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jul 15, 2012, 10:34:21 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 15, 2012, 10:31:11 PM
Quote from: Lie on Jul 15, 2012, 07:05:17 PM
Spoiler
This weeks been a killer forgive me! :'(
[close]

*Bursts up from undergorund*

Keep you waiting long?

*Crosses arms*

Allies... Allied Forces... A throne made out of pillows...

*Bursts out laughing*

You fight erratically and clumsily. You're weapons are shcokingly crude and what's worst...you long for peace. But I thank you for a most amusing day. You people have a delightful sense of the absurd. It's like what Edwin Wynn said;

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FSry-1.jpg&hash=557f8107ea2ca9377a5b03de46eee8b2a9b68f26)
Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.

*Susano'o throws the fiery tomes towards Dovahkiin, Sinister Serenity, Terx2, Charles Xavier and Effectz?*

http://sjwrites.wikispaces.com/file/view/explosion.jpg/32506599/explosion.jpg

*Flies out of rubble, Laughing*

I've been WAITING for this!!! Now with your Susano'o buried under million of tons of solid rock, you're defenseless!!!

*Slams into Lie as he's talking to sister serenity, Tears into Lie's stomach with claws. Picks up rock and slams it into Lie's face. Throws Lie into the air and kicks Lie in his stomach hole.*

Let's do this...

O_O

...
Damn.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 15, 2012, 10:38:22 PM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 15, 2012, 10:34:21 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 15, 2012, 10:31:11 PM
Quote from: Lie on Jul 15, 2012, 07:05:17 PM
Spoiler
This weeks been a killer forgive me! :'(
[close]

*Bursts up from undergorund*

Keep you waiting long?

*Crosses arms*

Allies... Allied Forces... A throne made out of pillows...

*Bursts out laughing*

You fight erratically and clumsily. You're weapons are shcokingly crude and what's worst...you long for peace. But I thank you for a most amusing day. You people have a delightful sense of the absurd. It's like what Edwin Wynn said;

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FSry-1.jpg&hash=557f8107ea2ca9377a5b03de46eee8b2a9b68f26)
Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.

*Susano'o throws the fiery tomes towards Dovahkiin, Sinister Serenity, Terx2, Charles Xavier and Effectz?*

http://sjwrites.wikispaces.com/file/view/explosion.jpg/32506599/explosion.jpg

*Flies out of rubble, Laughing*

I've been WAITING for this!!! Now with your Susano'o buried under million of tons of solid rock, you're defenseless!!!

*Slams into Lie as he's talking to sister serenity, Tears into Lie's stomach with claws. Picks up rock and slams it into Lie's face. Throws Lie into the air and kicks Lie in his stomach hole.*

Let's do this...

O_O

...
Damn.

No, no...watch...he's gonna say that didn't even touch him for some obscure-ass reason.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 15, 2012, 11:08:41 PM
*Does a mid-air back flips and lands on my feet*

Two things;

1. It's good to see that your motived to die.
2. But this is gonna have to happen tomorrow.

*Disappears in a puff of smoke as the smoke clears I'm still standing there*

I forgot to say, The Susano'O is a massive enthral warrior that surrounds the user protecting him/her from almost all attacks. The Susano'O itself can be damage in it's earlier stages but it can also be repaired by the user at the cost of stamina. Tell you what you have a team that's the one thing you have going for you and one weakness of this jutsu is me the problem is how do you react me? Things like punches and kicks most physical things are wasted on it but trust me when I say that the Susano'O you faced was me using about 35% of it's full capabilities. ;D

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Finfinitereviver.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F04%2Fsasukes-susanoo-4b.png&hash=8f02d288a26e8e36bd83f78d12343d7132aa922b)
*The faint sound of Michael Jacksons Hee-Hee is heard coming from the shadowy figure*

*Turns around and begins to limp away*

You have until tomorrow to think of an attack that can do more... Devastation. Laterz.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 15, 2012, 11:31:23 PM
Oh, I have something in mind...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jul 15, 2012, 11:48:49 PM
*A man wearing a black trench coat stands on the edge of the cliff, only his mouth and glowing yellow eyes visible through his hood. He observes everything that has taken place and cracks a smile. The man walks slowly the other way and fades into darkness.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 16, 2012, 12:40:23 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 15, 2012, 11:48:49 PM
*A man wearing a black trench coat stands on the edge of the cliff, only his mouth and glowing yellow eyes visible through his hood. He observes everything that has taken place and cracks a smile. The man walks slowly the other way and fades into darkness.*

*senses man's presence*

What the...

*Turns into swarm of bats and teleports up to the man.*

Stop...who are you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jul 16, 2012, 12:57:18 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 16, 2012, 12:40:23 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 15, 2012, 11:48:49 PM
*A man wearing a black trench coat stands on the edge of the cliff, only his mouth and glowing yellow eyes visible through his hood. He observes everything that has taken place and cracks a smile. The man walks slowly the other way and fades into darkness.*

*senses man's presence*

What the...

*Turns into swarm of bats and teleports up to the man.*

Stop...who are you?

I am an observer, but also a capable fighter. I come to watch this chaos before me. For chaos is the most satisfying thing in the cosmos. Watching as two or more sides pit eachother in meaningless battle after meaningless battle as they rip apart their surroundings and kill innocent bystanderds in the process. Who will win? Who will lose? Who is strong and who is weak? I travel this cosmos in search of these great battles. I have seen so much in my time, and theres plenty more. My journey has brought me here. Sometimes i watch entire wars without raising a finger. Sometimes I take up arms and join the battle, for glory and entertainment. None so far have proven to defeat me.

*The man's eyes radiate as he stares into this person's soul*

This place is interesting. I might intervene, I might not.
I will not give my name though, for it is my most prized possession.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 16, 2012, 01:08:50 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 16, 2012, 12:57:18 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 16, 2012, 12:40:23 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 15, 2012, 11:48:49 PM
*A man wearing a black trench coat stands on the edge of the cliff, only his mouth and glowing yellow eyes visible through his hood. He observes everything that has taken place and cracks a smile. The man walks slowly the other way and fades into darkness.*

*senses man's presence*

What the...

*Turns into swarm of bats and teleports up to the man.*

Stop...who are you?

I am an observer, but also a capable fighter. I come to watch this chaos before me. For chaos is the most satisfying thing in the cosmos. Watching as two or more sides pit eachother in meaningless battle after meaningless battle as they rip apart their surroundings and kill innocent bystanderds in the process. Who will win? Who will lose? Who is strong and who is weak? I travel this cosmos in search of these great battles. I have seen so much in my time, and theres plenty more. My journey has brought me here. Sometimes i watch entire wars without raising a finger. Sometimes I take up arms and join the battle, for glory and entertainment. None so far have proven to defeat me.

*The man's eyes radiate as he stares into this person's soul*

This place is interesting. I might intervene, I might not.
I will not give my name though, for it is my most prized possession.


Very well, then. But know this...if you do end up joining the battle. I would advise you to join me. Woe to any man or monster that challenges the Dragonborn.

*Begins to walk away. Turns around.*

Oh, and one more thing...I am a Vampire. I have no soul...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.g4tv.com%2FImageDb3%2F303449_S%2Fskyrim-dawnguard.jpg&hash=24341086558c4f45c5692e116984a1492235199e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jul 16, 2012, 01:12:16 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 16, 2012, 01:08:50 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 16, 2012, 12:57:18 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 16, 2012, 12:40:23 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 15, 2012, 11:48:49 PM
*A man wearing a black trench coat stands on the edge of the cliff, only his mouth and glowing yellow eyes visible through his hood. He observes everything that has taken place and cracks a smile. The man walks slowly the other way and fades into darkness.*

*senses man's presence*

What the...

*Turns into swarm of bats and teleports up to the man.*

Stop...who are you?

I am an observer, but also a capable fighter. I come to watch this chaos before me. For chaos is the most satisfying thing in the cosmos. Watching as two or more sides pit eachother in meaningless battle after meaningless battle as they rip apart their surroundings and kill innocent bystanderds in the process. Who will win? Who will lose? Who is strong and who is weak? I travel this cosmos in search of these great battles. I have seen so much in my time, and theres plenty more. My journey has brought me here. Sometimes i watch entire wars without raising a finger. Sometimes I take up arms and join the battle, for glory and entertainment. None so far have proven to defeat me.

*The man's eyes radiate as he stares into this person's soul*

This place is interesting. I might intervene, I might not.
I will not give my name though, for it is my most prized possession.


Very well, then. But know this...if you do end up joining the battle. I would advise you to join me. Woe to any man or monster that challenges the Dragonborn.

*Begins to walk away. Turns around.*

Oh, and one more thing...I am a Vampire. I have no soul...

http://cache.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/303449_S/skyrim-dawnguard.jpg

*Smiles*
Ah, yes. The Dragonborn. I have observed you as well. In the great civil war that plagued skyrim. When you destroyed Alduin and brought peace. What brought you here young Dragonborn?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 16, 2012, 01:38:37 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 16, 2012, 01:12:16 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 16, 2012, 01:08:50 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 16, 2012, 12:57:18 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 16, 2012, 12:40:23 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 15, 2012, 11:48:49 PM
*A man wearing a black trench coat stands on the edge of the cliff, only his mouth and glowing yellow eyes visible through his hood. He observes everything that has taken place and cracks a smile. The man walks slowly the other way and fades into darkness.*

*senses man's presence*

What the...

*Turns into swarm of bats and teleports up to the man.*

Stop...who are you?

I am an observer, but also a capable fighter. I come to watch this chaos before me. For chaos is the most satisfying thing in the cosmos. Watching as two or more sides pit eachother in meaningless battle after meaningless battle as they rip apart their surroundings and kill innocent bystanderds in the process. Who will win? Who will lose? Who is strong and who is weak? I travel this cosmos in search of these great battles. I have seen so much in my time, and theres plenty more. My journey has brought me here. Sometimes i watch entire wars without raising a finger. Sometimes I take up arms and join the battle, for glory and entertainment. None so far have proven to defeat me.

*The man's eyes radiate as he stares into this person's soul*

This place is interesting. I might intervene, I might not.
I will not give my name though, for it is my most prized possession.


Very well, then. But know this...if you do end up joining the battle. I would advise you to join me. Woe to any man or monster that challenges the Dragonborn.

*Begins to walk away. Turns around.*

Oh, and one more thing...I am a Vampire. I have no soul...

http://cache.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/303449_S/skyrim-dawnguard.jpg

*Smiles*
Ah, yes. The Dragonborn. I have observed you as well. In the great civil war that plagued skyrim. When you destroyed Alduin and brought peace. What brought you here young Dragonborn?

I have come because I naturally thirst for adventure. If I am presented with a challenge, I will go at it with every ounce of my abilities. In Skyrim, I have conquered the dragons. I am only challenged by the strongest of them now. And here, I am in search of any other kind of challenge. Lie is proving to be quite worthy.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jul 16, 2012, 01:45:00 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 16, 2012, 01:38:37 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 16, 2012, 01:12:16 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 16, 2012, 01:08:50 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 16, 2012, 12:57:18 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 16, 2012, 12:40:23 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 15, 2012, 11:48:49 PM
*A man wearing a black trench coat stands on the edge of the cliff, only his mouth and glowing yellow eyes visible through his hood. He observes everything that has taken place and cracks a smile. The man walks slowly the other way and fades into darkness.*

*senses man's presence*

What the...

*Turns into swarm of bats and teleports up to the man.*

Stop...who are you?

I am an observer, but also a capable fighter. I come to watch this chaos before me. For chaos is the most satisfying thing in the cosmos. Watching as two or more sides pit eachother in meaningless battle after meaningless battle as they rip apart their surroundings and kill innocent bystanderds in the process. Who will win? Who will lose? Who is strong and who is weak? I travel this cosmos in search of these great battles. I have seen so much in my time, and theres plenty more. My journey has brought me here. Sometimes i watch entire wars without raising a finger. Sometimes I take up arms and join the battle, for glory and entertainment. None so far have proven to defeat me.

*The man's eyes radiate as he stares into this person's soul*

This place is interesting. I might intervene, I might not.
I will not give my name though, for it is my most prized possession.


Very well, then. But know this...if you do end up joining the battle. I would advise you to join me. Woe to any man or monster that challenges the Dragonborn.

*Begins to walk away. Turns around.*

Oh, and one more thing...I am a Vampire. I have no soul...

http://cache.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/303449_S/skyrim-dawnguard.jpg

*Smiles*
Ah, yes. The Dragonborn. I have observed you as well. In the great civil war that plagued skyrim. When you destroyed Alduin and brought peace. What brought you here young Dragonborn?

I have come because I naturally thirst for adventure. If I am presented with a challenge, I will go at it with every ounce of my abilities. In Skyrim, I have conquered the dragons. I am only challenged by the strongest of them now. And here, I am in search of any other kind of challenge. Lie is proving to be quite worthy.

Yes, Lie is quite a powerful individual. But so are you. In fact, this world is full of powerful people. It will be very interesting seeing how this unfolds. I get the impression you and your allies have fought Lie for a long time... I wonder who will win in the end.

I have a very strong feeling I will be joining this battle.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 16, 2012, 02:31:23 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 16, 2012, 01:45:00 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 16, 2012, 01:38:37 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 16, 2012, 01:12:16 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 16, 2012, 01:08:50 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 16, 2012, 12:57:18 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 16, 2012, 12:40:23 AM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Jul 15, 2012, 11:48:49 PM
*A man wearing a black trench coat stands on the edge of the cliff, only his mouth and glowing yellow eyes visible through his hood. He observes everything that has taken place and cracks a smile. The man walks slowly the other way and fades into darkness.*

*senses man's presence*

What the...

*Turns into swarm of bats and teleports up to the man.*

Stop...who are you?

I am an observer, but also a capable fighter. I come to watch this chaos before me. For chaos is the most satisfying thing in the cosmos. Watching as two or more sides pit eachother in meaningless battle after meaningless battle as they rip apart their surroundings and kill innocent bystanderds in the process. Who will win? Who will lose? Who is strong and who is weak? I travel this cosmos in search of these great battles. I have seen so much in my time, and theres plenty more. My journey has brought me here. Sometimes i watch entire wars without raising a finger. Sometimes I take up arms and join the battle, for glory and entertainment. None so far have proven to defeat me.

*The man's eyes radiate as he stares into this person's soul*

This place is interesting. I might intervene, I might not.
I will not give my name though, for it is my most prized possession.


Very well, then. But know this...if you do end up joining the battle. I would advise you to join me. Woe to any man or monster that challenges the Dragonborn.

*Begins to walk away. Turns around.*

Oh, and one more thing...I am a Vampire. I have no soul...

http://cache.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/303449_S/skyrim-dawnguard.jpg

*Smiles*
Ah, yes. The Dragonborn. I have observed you as well. In the great civil war that plagued skyrim. When you destroyed Alduin and brought peace. What brought you here young Dragonborn?

I have come because I naturally thirst for adventure. If I am presented with a challenge, I will go at it with every ounce of my abilities. In Skyrim, I have conquered the dragons. I am only challenged by the strongest of them now. And here, I am in search of any other kind of challenge. Lie is proving to be quite worthy.

Yes, Lie is quite a powerful individual. But so are you. In fact, this world is full of powerful people. It will be very interesting seeing how this unfolds. I get the impression you and your allies have fought Lie for a long time... I wonder who will win in the end.

I have a very strong feeling I will be joining this battle.

*pats shoulder*

I await it eagerly, my friend.

*jumps back down into the battle zone.*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 16, 2012, 02:36:34 AM
HA-HA! My army has arisen from the rubble and ashes unscathed. We solemnly declare vengeance on Lie! Don't fear Dovah, we have come to your aid.

Take it away first, Cobra Commander!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fb%2Fba%2FCobra_commander.jpg&hash=91043e2e75123c8c56fc2f1a304670a8dac57638)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 16, 2012, 02:41:08 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 16, 2012, 02:36:34 AM
HA-HA! My army has arisen from the rubble and ashes unscathed. We solemnly declare vengeance on Lie! Don't fear Dovah, we have come to your aid.

Take it away first, Cobra Commander!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/Cobra_commander.jpg

I fear no man, but I appreciate your help all the same.  :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jul 16, 2012, 02:46:20 AM
*Watches as army arises from the rubble*

I eagerly await Lie's return.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 16, 2012, 03:15:29 AM
Chucks summons his army...

G.I. Joes
Autobots
Cobras
Decepticons

ASSEMBLE!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy6%2FCharlesXavier%2FMiscellaneous%2FGI_Joe_001.jpg&hash=c0613057aed52362d8e369be1ae078eb36790039)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy6%2FCharlesXavier%2FMiscellaneous%2FAutobotgroupshot.jpg&hash=bf66c63cac74b3ac574c16291aaf35f67a3bfa30)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy6%2FCharlesXavier%2FMiscellaneous%2FGIJoe_33_color.jpg&hash=343113a9d5d385f8c4001eaaa331d6d1fd7895be)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy6%2FCharlesXavier%2FMiscellaneous%2F2006-02-20_232243_decepticons2.jpg&hash=485cbd24b7173035564509b0829335b08419bc99)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Jul 16, 2012, 03:49:57 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi3.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy79%2FMorvo%2Funicron.jpg&hash=dd54d4c24779c380f06b416cb79aa9e52c93bfaf)
Drops in from wormhole
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jul 16, 2012, 03:53:16 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 16, 2012, 03:15:29 AM
Chucks summons his army...

G.I. Joes
Autobots
Cobras
Decepticons

ASSEMBLE!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy6%2FCharlesXavier%2FMiscellaneous%2FGI_Joe_001.jpg&hash=c0613057aed52362d8e369be1ae078eb36790039)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy6%2FCharlesXavier%2FMiscellaneous%2FAutobotgroupshot.jpg&hash=bf66c63cac74b3ac574c16291aaf35f67a3bfa30)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy6%2FCharlesXavier%2FMiscellaneous%2FGIJoe_33_color.jpg&hash=343113a9d5d385f8c4001eaaa331d6d1fd7895be)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy6%2FCharlesXavier%2FMiscellaneous%2F2006-02-20_232243_decepticons2.jpg&hash=485cbd24b7173035564509b0829335b08419bc99)

Ah, the autobots and deceptions.. The cybertronian wars were quite entertaining.


Quote from: Vepariga on Jul 16, 2012, 03:49:57 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi3.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy79%2FMorvo%2Funicron.jpg&hash=dd54d4c24779c380f06b416cb79aa9e52c93bfaf)
Drops in from wormhole

My oh my, this just keeps getting better and better.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jul 16, 2012, 05:58:05 AM
*Climbs out of the rubble*
"You guys finish the fight. I have to go now my planet needs me."
*Using thruster boots warp speeds to LV426*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 16, 2012, 06:00:37 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Jul 16, 2012, 03:49:57 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi3.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy79%2FMorvo%2Funicron.jpg&hash=dd54d4c24779c380f06b416cb79aa9e52c93bfaf)
Drops in from wormhole

Thank you for returning Unicron to me, Vepariga.  ;D

Chuck summons Primus to join in battle.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2F9%2F9a%2FPrimus.jpg%2F240px-Primus.jpg&hash=797cdd191b5c5b46bf7ec4603e6cbb1afdbd3786)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 16, 2012, 02:43:05 PM
How did you get all of them repaired so quickly? Besides, Lie will just use his Susano'o to wipe them all out. Thankfully, I have a trump card.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 16, 2012, 02:58:54 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 16, 2012, 02:43:05 PM
How did you get all of them repaired so quickly? Besides, Lie will just use his Susano'o to wipe them all out. Thankfully, I have a trump card.

My friend, when you have Dr. Mindbender hard at work, anything is possible.  ;)

I wouldn't worry about that Susano, Primus and Unicron will devour Lie whole if he ever thinks of a move like that.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 16, 2012, 08:58:45 PM
*Suddenly the sky turns black*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi275.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fjj302%2FEarthian29%2FScreencaps%2FPDVD_011.jpg&hash=82ae3a2d5357f0de57f28eae9cbf80eb0686e88e)
*Sighs*

So who's first? Or are you all gonna jump me? It's doesn't matter either way.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2F50.png&hash=f8f13b4eec15c7f8f998c977ccd351f5f35e4ff2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 16, 2012, 09:31:53 PM
Sooo...the Susano'o is a being made of Chakra? And chakra is life energy...

*Uses drain vitality shout*

GAAN LAH HAAS!!!!

*Susano'o disappears as Lie is left standing there. Dovahkiin walks toward lie, shifting into Vampire Lord form.*

No more hiding behind your monster, Lie. Time to face one.

*Kicks Lie in the stomach, sending him sprawling. Uses Vampiric grip and chokes Lie within an inch of his life. Throws Lie away. Laughs.*

This is going to be fun.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 16, 2012, 10:39:42 PM
"STAND BY FOR ATTACK!"

Joes, Autobots, Cobras and Decepticons stand by for attack at Chuck's command.

"CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!"

Spoiler
(Jump to 2:39 and stop at 3:01 in this video  :D)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfoXlDVBq24#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfoXlDVBq24#ws)
[close]

Chuck's intrepid army charges full scale at Lie!

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Jul 17, 2012, 12:33:08 AM
*sits down in chair and watches Dovahkiin choke Lie*

Ha, impressive.

*crosses legs and rests chin on hand as the army charges Lie*

Looks like its Lie against everyone.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 18, 2012, 12:57:48 AM
*Throws Lie into a boulder, cracking it. Lie lays on the ground, unmoving*

Oh, Lie...don't tell me that you've given up already...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jul 25, 2012, 06:44:25 AM
*Crashes a space jockey ship into the side of a mountain*
*Me sitting in the pilots chair*
"Hey guys I'm back. I had to bring my family back too. If that's ok."
*An Alien queen, ten thousand facehuggers and one hundred thousand drones charge at everyone trying to rip them to shreds*
"Turns out the colony did survive ;D"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Shinawi on Jul 25, 2012, 07:51:01 AM
*Blares "Call Me Maybe" with the largest speaker in the world.*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1145.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo506%2Feesang2012%2Favp%2Fspeaker.jpg&hash=7284b1c032e02657ab552ee9075552cfe0019639)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 30, 2012, 07:10:14 AM
Chuck and his army rejoice in celebration.

"Lie has fled! Victory is ours!"  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 30, 2012, 02:19:10 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 30, 2012, 07:10:14 AM
Chuck and his army rejoice in celebration.

"Lie has fled! Victory is ours!"  ;D

For the moment...I don't believe we've seen the last of Lie...

*Uses unrelenting force on Terx2's xenos*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 30, 2012, 02:28:21 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 30, 2012, 02:19:10 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 30, 2012, 07:10:14 AM
Chuck and his army rejoice in celebration.

"Lie has fled! Victory is ours!"  ;D

For the moment...I don't believe we've seen the last of Lie...


Well either way, he was running scared. We sure showed him!  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 30, 2012, 06:23:40 PM
I suppose. I just get the wrenching gut feeling that he's planning something.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jul 31, 2012, 04:48:48 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 30, 2012, 02:19:10 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 30, 2012, 07:10:14 AM
Chuck and his army rejoice in celebration.

"Lie has fled! Victory is ours!"  ;D

For the moment...I don't believe we've seen the last of Lie...

*Uses unrelenting force on Terx2's xenos*

"Stop there family :'( There just hungry and lonely"
*gets out of the space jockeys chair and feeds an alien KFC*
"See there harmless." ;D
*Pulls out a large bucket of BBQ chips and a large Coke zero*
"Now lets party byatchesss" ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 31, 2012, 04:52:28 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 31, 2012, 04:48:48 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 30, 2012, 02:19:10 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 30, 2012, 07:10:14 AM
Chuck and his army rejoice in celebration.

"Lie has fled! Victory is ours!"  ;D

For the moment...I don't believe we've seen the last of Lie...

*Uses unrelenting force on Terx2's xenos*

"Stop there family :'( There just hungry and lonely"
*gets out of the space jockeys chair and feeds an alien KFC*
"See there harmless." ;D
*Pulls out a large bucket of BBQ chips and a large Coke zero*
"Now lets party byatchesss" ;D

Sorry. Just thought they were hungry for us.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jul 31, 2012, 04:56:31 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 31, 2012, 04:52:28 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jul 31, 2012, 04:48:48 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 30, 2012, 02:19:10 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 30, 2012, 07:10:14 AM
Chuck and his army rejoice in celebration.

"Lie has fled! Victory is ours!"  ;D

For the moment...I don't believe we've seen the last of Lie...

*Uses unrelenting force on Terx2's xenos*

"Stop there family :'( There just hungry and lonely"
*gets out of the space jockeys chair and feeds an alien KFC*
"See there harmless." ;D
*Pulls out a large bucket of BBQ chips and a large Coke zero*
"Now lets party byatchesss" ;D

Sorry. Just thought they were hungry for us.

"I geneticly altered them to behave like us. Not to eat us." ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 31, 2012, 03:58:23 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 30, 2012, 06:23:40 PM
I suppose. I just get the wrenching gut feeling that he's planning something.

More than prepared for anything.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Aug 12, 2012, 02:38:38 AM
Why is this thread dying? This was one of the most entertaining things on this forum.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Aspie on Aug 12, 2012, 02:45:14 AM
Is this even a real thread or is this just 665 pages of societal satire and/or trolling towards the website?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 12, 2012, 02:54:09 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Aug 12, 2012, 02:38:38 AM
Why is this thread dying? This was one of the most entertaining things on this forum.

because it became dumb and pointless.

we used to have adventures here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Aug 12, 2012, 02:55:29 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 12, 2012, 02:54:09 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Aug 12, 2012, 02:38:38 AM
Why is this thread dying? This was one of the most entertaining things on this forum.

because it became dumb and pointless.

we used to have adventures here.

Sadly, I was never a part of those adventures...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Terx2 on Aug 13, 2012, 05:49:09 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Aug 12, 2012, 02:55:29 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 12, 2012, 02:54:09 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Aug 12, 2012, 02:38:38 AM
Why is this thread dying? This was one of the most entertaining things on this forum.

because it became dumb and pointless.

we used to have adventures here.

Sadly, I was never a part of those adventures...

Than lets us begin one.... Where to? Endor? Cybertron? LEGO land? :-\

Quote from: Aspie on Aug 12, 2012, 02:45:14 AM
Is this even a real thread or is this just 665 pages of societal satire and/or trolling towards the website?

399 pages actually ;D and it's just to have a bit of fun and nonsense.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Dovahkiin on Aug 13, 2012, 10:28:17 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Aug 13, 2012, 05:49:09 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Aug 12, 2012, 02:55:29 AM
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 12, 2012, 02:54:09 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Aug 12, 2012, 02:38:38 AM
Why is this thread dying? This was one of the most entertaining things on this forum.

because it became dumb and pointless.

we used to have adventures here.

Sadly, I was never a part of those adventures...

Than lets us begin one.... Where to? Endor? Cybertron? LEGO land? :-\

Quote from: Aspie on Aug 12, 2012, 02:45:14 AM
Is this even a real thread or is this just 665 pages of societal satire and/or trolling towards the website?

399 pages actually ;D and it's just to have a bit of fun and nonsense.

There has to be some kind of ongoing Pointless conflict. We had one with Lie, but he gave up.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Aug 13, 2012, 07:53:39 PM
I didn't give up I got a job! >:(

But we don't have to be fighting THIS ISN'T ME GIVING UP! You can just decide to go somewhere and do something then other people add what they want to do and what shit randomly pops out of the wood work. Then fight this, fight that, one person turns bad, teams divide, plot twists. It was when everybody sided together that it stopped and then when everybody went their own ways that it stopped again, don't you see were putting to much and to little thought into it. JUST MAKE UP A SHITTING STORY AND PEOPLE WILL FIGHT YOU OR STAND BY YOU.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsubtlekate.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F04%2Fbig-red-button1.jpg&hash=d65d996d9f5899b6df17f37b5874f5e766e154ff)
My random strings of thoughts guide us.

*Reboot*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Aug 13, 2012, 11:12:43 PM
*Reboot accepted.*

*Dovahkiin walks through an Arctic Tundra, snow slowly falling from the sky*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: samoht on Aug 14, 2012, 01:19:22 AM
*Page 666 appears. A rift opens up from hell and Demons spill out ready to consume the world.

Is this the end of AvP Galaxy? Can the users unite to destroy the armies of hell before it is too late?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 14, 2012, 02:04:01 AM
page 400 on this end.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: samoht on Aug 14, 2012, 02:29:19 AM
Well its page 666 here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Aug 14, 2012, 05:02:40 AM
Quote from: samoht on Aug 14, 2012, 02:29:19 AM
Well its page 666 here.

"His from the future!" :o

*Modifies a windows vista computer to take over the world and I shall call it Skynet*

"I'm gonna end the world before that happens." :P

"Muhu ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!" :laugh:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Aug 14, 2012, 10:43:45 AM
*Turns into flock of bats and teleports behind Terx2 and his computer*

Never.

*Knocks Terx to the side and destroys computer before Skynet can get going.*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Aug 14, 2012, 01:14:08 PM
Chuck appears out from the mysterious mist.

"Now then, gentlemen. Does there seem to be a problem here?"

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Aug 14, 2012, 01:34:56 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Aug 14, 2012, 01:14:08 PM
Chuck appears out from the mysterious mist.

"Now then, gentlemen. Does there seem to be a problem here?"

"He hit me."

*Starts crying*

"I hope you don't enjoy sleeping. Because Freddy Kruger and Slenderman are gonna make it a lot harder for you."

*Freddy Kruger and Slenderman haunt Dovakin for the rest of his life*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Aug 14, 2012, 02:56:01 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Aug 14, 2012, 01:34:56 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Aug 14, 2012, 01:14:08 PM
Chuck appears out from the mysterious mist.

"Now then, gentlemen. Does there seem to be a problem here?"

"He hit me."

Who hit who?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Aug 14, 2012, 05:21:42 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Aug 14, 2012, 01:34:56 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Aug 14, 2012, 01:14:08 PM
Chuck appears out from the mysterious mist.

"Now then, gentlemen. Does there seem to be a problem here?"

"He hit me."

*Starts crying*

"I hope you don't enjoy sleeping. Because Freddy Kruger and Slenderman are gonna make it a lot harder for you."

*Freddy Kruger and Slenderman haunt Dovakin for the rest of his life*

*Convinces Freddy and Slenderman to join. Seeing as we're all monsters.*

You were going to give rid to SKYNET. I just saved the world.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Sep 29, 2012, 10:07:39 PM
*Standing on the end of a cliff near worlds ends thinking to myself*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frian-ferdiansyah.blogdetik.com%2Ffiles%2F2009%2F06%2Fsasuke_taka.jpg&hash=31d35cabc3e9571dbcae28116c37cbc48b85c787)

It's been 5 years since the Reboot In Peace indecent happened where everybody had no real reason to fight any more, after PQ's latest rejection and Ghosts mysterious disappearance I decided that I would wander this thread alone. To this day I look for the one thing that is need to start the thread again a reason even if it's just one small reason I swear I'd find it. In the place it was Hatred for Chupa and th-.

*The cliffs begin to shake and fall apart I fall into the sea*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm3.staticflickr.com%2F2211%2F5789552976_128b6b94fa_z.jpg&hash=d893f2a66a09a82c4c176164ced46322711fa2d9)

Is this my only battle now a fight against nature itself? Screw it what's the points in fighting any more... If I... If I just let go... I won't have to...

*Lets go, everything goes black*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fraoulpop.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F03%2Fpitch-black-darkness-21.jpg&hash=0a8afd467cc3dd6a661f3ad6e418c18d6dfcaadd)

*An loud and deafen voice is heard*

???: Lie...  You are worthy

*I awake to find myself in a deep underground cave*

???: I know you, Lie.  You are worthy.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnosgoth.net%2FSoul_Reaver%2Fdialogue%2FIntro2.jpg&hash=4c103927ddcc5a8d4e1825568f123d1901926dde)

Lie: What madness is this?  What pitiful form is this that I have come to inhabit?  Death would be a release, next to this travesty.

???: You did not survive the abyss, Lie.  I have only spared you from total dissolution.

Lie: I would choose oblivion over this existence!

???: The choice is not yours.

Lie: I am destroyed!

???: You are reborn.

Lie: I'm not staying to hear your nonsense!

*Walks to wall and tries to perform Chidori with no success*

Lie: What?! My most basic of attacks!

???: *laughs* Problem

Lie: ...

*I try every attack I could possible do with no effect, nothing appeared or is in any way summoned*

???: Do you understand now, Lie.

*I punch the wall as hard as I can only to breaking my hand, suddenly this creature jumps out of the shadows*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_mR4eZ6Kvu0I%2FSVwOCFexn8I%2FAAAAAAAAH88%2FEaDiPKo6hI4%2Fs400%2FSeizure%2BMonster.jpg&hash=91ce949b034ca1eff66093f2496e399bd8498e2f)

Lie: What in the world?!

???: Do you not recognize his form? This is the child of Man.

Lie: That's impossible! This foul, scuttling beasts could not be kin of humanity.

???: Do you suppose that time stood still for you, Lie? Much has changed since you passed from the world of men.

Lie: What does it want? What do you want?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8xu75eNNWo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8xu75eNNWo#)

???: *Laughs*

*Standing at the edge of a cliff thinking to myself*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Faknight.users.photofile.ru%2Fphoto%2Faknight%2F96284762%2F113887473.jpg&hash=271072e5f0493cecd04a830963bde5b03536f790)

For me it's been 5 years since the Reboot In Peace indecent happened where everybody had no real reason to fight any more, after PQ's latest rejection and Ghosts mysterious disappearance I decided that I would wander this thread alone. I surcame to the feeling of despair in not being able to save the thread and awake to a new fate and a new world, where do I go now and what awaits me there...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Aspie on Sep 29, 2012, 10:44:03 PM
This was once PBA's thread. Those were adventures.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 30, 2012, 06:52:08 AM
What the actual cuttlefish emperor f**k is going on
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Sep 30, 2012, 03:05:26 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Sep 30, 2012, 06:52:08 AM
What the actual cuttlefish emperor f**k is going on

Lie went TL;DR.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Amaterasu on Sep 30, 2012, 03:18:30 PM
*sits on her hind legs watching everyone*

All I know was it wasen't me. Is that Slender Man?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Sep 30, 2012, 05:00:22 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Sep 30, 2012, 06:52:08 AM
What the actual cuttlefish emperor f**k is going on

^^^^^^^^

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Oct 05, 2012, 07:14:13 AM
Quote from: Lie on Sep 29, 2012, 10:07:39 PM



For me it's been 5 years since the Reboot In Peace indecent happened where everybody had no real reason to fight any more, after PQ's latest rejection and Ghosts mysterious disappearance I decided that I would wander this thread alone. I surcame to the feeling of despair in not being able to save the thread and awake to a new fate and a new world, where do I go now and what awaits me there...

BULLSHIT

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m8rmq6oQZP1qmafp1.gif&hash=9c9df8b865e4de38116096e7ad9d9ddb5414aef6)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Oct 05, 2012, 01:09:47 PM
I have no idea what's going on...ah well...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Oct 05, 2012, 02:12:58 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20091024044507%2Fmarveldatabase%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fdd%2FGhost_Rider_%28Dan_Ketch%29_Motorcycle.jpg&hash=78ba8e3a86019b31afa16b88d1d5c7b358e83acb)

I ride again.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: samoht on Oct 06, 2012, 03:32:34 AM
* Samoht enters with high powered rape drill.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Deathbearer on Oct 06, 2012, 04:17:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdHaOQ9mcQo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdHaOQ9mcQo#)


Hail to the King
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 06, 2012, 04:51:09 AM
*waves*

Hi, everybody!  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlmECL2ED2I# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlmECL2ED2I#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Deathbearer on Oct 06, 2012, 04:52:01 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Oct 06, 2012, 04:51:09 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlmECL2ED2I# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlmECL2ED2I#)

Hi Dr. Nick!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Oct 06, 2012, 12:58:31 PM
Well, since everyone else seems to be getting ready...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fKI-inMgSU#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fKI-inMgSU#ws)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Amaterasu on Oct 07, 2012, 01:52:54 AM
Quote from: Deathbearer on Oct 06, 2012, 04:17:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdHaOQ9mcQo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdHaOQ9mcQo#)


Hail to the King

I loved that movie.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: samoht on Oct 07, 2012, 02:06:28 AM
*Switches on rape drill
 
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Amaterasu on Oct 07, 2012, 02:07:02 AM
*proceeds to hide*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: samoht on Oct 07, 2012, 02:10:06 AM
"Let the violation begin..."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Oct 08, 2012, 05:09:01 AM
"Don't worry Amaterasu my team will protect you."
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc07.deviantart.net%2Ffs70%2Fi%2F2011%2F071%2F7%2F7%2Fmy_mvc3_team_by_dagionax-d3bg5e1.jpg&hash=ddce07aa5fedc820f054a8cc0a071ed39e28650c)
*Sits on a throne in the background like a boss*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Oct 11, 2012, 09:58:54 PM
-Teleports to cliff overlooking thread-

Finally. Will this place come to life once again?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Amaterasu on Oct 11, 2012, 10:18:10 PM
-stands next to Sinister, white fur blowing in the wind-

Who knows..
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Oct 11, 2012, 10:35:04 PM
-Amber eyes glow steadily inside veil-

I have tread upon countless worlds in this vast universe. Thousands of years have I watched battles be fought, wars be waged. And now they are slowing, coming to an end. The more I search the less I find, it is tragic. This last sanctuary was all I could find that still hosted mindless violence. This place gave me hope that i could once again join the fight, and participate in another mindless battle, my bones ached for one last fight. And then it was dead and abandoned. I hope it will come to life again.

Chaos is beautiful, and when it dies, I will die.

-Walks off through the waste, black trench coat standing out against the pure white snow-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Amaterasu on Oct 11, 2012, 10:52:13 PM
- watches Sinister leave before padding off-screen -
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 03, 2012, 01:28:00 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Lie on Sep 29, 2012, 10:07:39 PM
*Standing on the end of a cliff near worlds ends thinking to myself*
http://rian-ferdiansyah.blogdetik.com/files/2009/06/sasuke_taka.jpg

It's been 5 years since the Reboot In Peace indecent happened where everybody had no real reason to fight any more, after PQ's latest rejection and Ghosts mysterious disappearance I decided that I would wander this thread alone. To this day I look for the one thing that is need to start the thread again a reason even if it's just one small reason I swear I'd find it. In the place it was Hatred for Chupa and th-.

*The cliffs begin to shake and fall apart I fall into the sea*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm3.staticflickr.com%2F2211%2F5789552976_128b6b94fa_z.jpg&hash=d893f2a66a09a82c4c176164ced46322711fa2d9)

Is this my only battle now a fight against nature itself? Screw it what's the points in fighting any more... If I... If I just let go... I won't have to...

*Lets go, everything goes black*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fraoulpop.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F03%2Fpitch-black-darkness-21.jpg&hash=0a8afd467cc3dd6a661f3ad6e418c18d6dfcaadd)

*An loud and deafen voice is heard*

???: Lie...  You are worthy

*I awake to find myself in a deep underground cave*

???: I know you, Lie.  You are worthy.

http://nosgoth.net/Soul_Reaver/dialogue/Intro2.jpg

Lie: What madness is this?  What pitiful form is this that I have come to inhabit?  Death would be a release, next to this travesty.

???: You did not survive the abyss, Lie.  I have only spared you from total dissolution.

Lie: I would choose oblivion over this existence!

???: The choice is not yours.

Lie: I am destroyed!

???: You are reborn.

Lie: I'm not staying to hear your nonsense!

*Walks to wall and tries to perform Chidori with no success*

Lie: What?! My most basic of attacks!

???: *laughs* Problem

Lie: ...

*I try every attack I could possible do with no effect, nothing appeared or is in any way summoned*

???: Do you understand now, Lie.

*I punch the wall as hard as I can only to breaking my hand, suddenly this creature jumps out of the shadows*

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mR4eZ6Kvu0I/SVwOCFexn8I/AAAAAAAAH88/EaDiPKo6hI4/s400/Seizure+Monster.jpg

Lie: What in the world?!

???: Do you not recognize his form? This is the child of Man.

Lie: That's impossible! This foul, scuttling beasts could not be kin of humanity.

???: Do you suppose that time stood still for you, Lie? Much has changed since you passed from the world of men.

Lie: What does it want? What do you want?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8xu75eNNWo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8xu75eNNWo#)

???: *Laughs*

*Standing at the edge of a cliff thinking to myself*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Faknight.users.photofile.ru%2Fphoto%2Faknight%2F96284762%2F113887473.jpg&hash=271072e5f0493cecd04a830963bde5b03536f790)

For me it's been 5 years since the Reboot In Peace indecent happened where everybody had no real reason to fight any more, after PQ's latest rejection and Ghosts mysterious disappearance I decided that I would wander this thread alone. I surcame to the feeling of despair in not being able to save the thread and awake to a new fate and a new world, where do I go now and what awaits me there...
[close]

*Thinking to myself in the dying thread at the end of time itself, millions of years away from the other users trapped in what is to be their future*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20120717040338%2Ffinalfantasy%2Fimages%2F9%2F9f%2F13-2_RoTG_a_dying_world.PNG&hash=6a7e16f1393a2167603b7f795b22479266739009)

I guess this is fitting... Nobody around to fight or even have tea with... Was this the only ending the Pillowfight truly had.

*The world starts to crumble and fall apart*

I wonder if PQ will be there.

*Closes eyes and falls into the darkness*

???: You can't fade away.

Lie: O_O!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Facidcow.com%2Fpics%2F20100520%2Fawesome_space_illustrations_11.jpg&hash=48abd2439169d3c56a235480f3e755379223fe38)

Lie: Is that the Pillowfight... Who are you!

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???: My name is Yeul

Lie: What do you want? The last person... thing! That tried to use me didn't fair to well.

Yeul: I'm not here to use you, I have a message for you...

Lie: ??? A message? From who?

Yeul: You.

Lie: *laughs* Jog on girly, I maybe dead but I still don't have time for this shit.

Yeul:  :)... Are you really gonna let that bastard win...

Lie: O_O... What'd you say...

Yeul: If I stop he automatically wins the Pillowfight, I won't stop until I destroy...

Lie & Yeul: CHUPA! >:(

*A bright light appears and swallows me whole*

Yeul: I kept my promise.

*I appear in a dark underground corridor*

Lie: Who was that girl? Does one ever truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of fate. And I faced mine... and survived?

*Fades into the darkness*

Spoiler
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 03, 2012, 01:20:16 PM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 03, 2012, 01:28:00 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Lie on Sep 29, 2012, 10:07:39 PM
*Standing on the end of a cliff near worlds ends thinking to myself*
http://rian-ferdiansyah.blogdetik.com/files/2009/06/sasuke_taka.jpg

It's been 5 years since the Reboot In Peace indecent happened where everybody had no real reason to fight any more, after PQ's latest rejection and Ghosts mysterious disappearance I decided that I would wander this thread alone. To this day I look for the one thing that is need to start the thread again a reason even if it's just one small reason I swear I'd find it. In the place it was Hatred for Chupa and th-.

*The cliffs begin to shake and fall apart I fall into the sea*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm3.staticflickr.com%2F2211%2F5789552976_128b6b94fa_z.jpg&hash=d893f2a66a09a82c4c176164ced46322711fa2d9)

Is this my only battle now a fight against nature itself? Screw it what's the points in fighting any more... If I... If I just let go... I won't have to...

*Lets go, everything goes black*

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*An loud and deafen voice is heard*

???: Lie...  You are worthy

*I awake to find myself in a deep underground cave*

???: I know you, Lie.  You are worthy.

http://nosgoth.net/Soul_Reaver/dialogue/Intro2.jpg

Lie: What madness is this?  What pitiful form is this that I have come to inhabit?  Death would be a release, next to this travesty.

???: You did not survive the abyss, Lie.  I have only spared you from total dissolution.

Lie: I would choose oblivion over this existence!

???: The choice is not yours.

Lie: I am destroyed!

???: You are reborn.

Lie: I'm not staying to hear your nonsense!

*Walks to wall and tries to perform Chidori with no success*

Lie: What?! My most basic of attacks!

???: *laughs* Problem

Lie: ...

*I try every attack I could possible do with no effect, nothing appeared or is in any way summoned*

???: Do you understand now, Lie.

*I punch the wall as hard as I can only to breaking my hand, suddenly this creature jumps out of the shadows*

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mR4eZ6Kvu0I/SVwOCFexn8I/AAAAAAAAH88/EaDiPKo6hI4/s400/Seizure+Monster.jpg

Lie: What in the world?!

???: Do you not recognize his form? This is the child of Man.

Lie: That's impossible! This foul, scuttling beasts could not be kin of humanity.

???: Do you suppose that time stood still for you, Lie? Much has changed since you passed from the world of men.

Lie: What does it want? What do you want?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8xu75eNNWo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8xu75eNNWo#)

???: *Laughs*

*Standing at the edge of a cliff thinking to myself*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Faknight.users.photofile.ru%2Fphoto%2Faknight%2F96284762%2F113887473.jpg&hash=271072e5f0493cecd04a830963bde5b03536f790)

For me it's been 5 years since the Reboot In Peace indecent happened where everybody had no real reason to fight any more, after PQ's latest rejection and Ghosts mysterious disappearance I decided that I would wander this thread alone. I surcame to the feeling of despair in not being able to save the thread and awake to a new fate and a new world, where do I go now and what awaits me there...
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*Thinking to myself in the dying thread at the end of time itself, millions of years away from the other users trapped in what is to be their future*

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I guess this is fitting... Nobody around to fight or even have tea with... Was this the only ending the Pillowfight truly had.

*The world starts to crumble and fall apart*

I wonder if PQ will be there.

*Closes eyes and falls into the darkness*

???: You can't fade away.

Lie: O_O!

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Lie: Is that the Pillowfight... Who are you!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.finalfantasy-fxn.net%2Fimages%2Fmedia%2F4ee81b4a_Final-Fantasy-XIII-2-Paddra-Nsu-Yeul-Character-Artwork.png&hash=1f3a53aa540ce0889d80651a4a080eed8da7a68d)

???: My name is Yeul

Lie: What do you want? The last person... thing! That tried to use me didn't fair to well.

Yeul: I'm not here to use you, I have a message for you...

Lie: ??? A message? From who?

Yeul: You.

Lie: *laughs* Jog on girly, I maybe dead but I still don't have time for this shit.

Yeul:  :)... Are you really gonna let that bastard win...

Lie: O_O... What'd you say...

Yeul: If I stop he automatically wins the Pillowfight, I won't stop until I destroy...

Lie & Yeul: CHUPA! >:(

*A bright light appears and swallows me whole*

Yeul: I kept my promise.

*I appear in a dark underground corridor*

Lie: Who was that girl? Does one ever truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of fate. And I faced mine... and survived?

*Fades into the darkness*

Spoiler
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[close]

*Character change to Brick from Borderlands*

'Bout damn time you came back. Where did you even go?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 04, 2012, 01:01:56 AM
*Pauses and looks Dova in the eyes*

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*Shows him all the suffering and pain I've endured and witnessed in the hellish future*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Nov 04, 2012, 02:04:58 AM
get off my back dude. I'm a new man.

a Newman.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 04, 2012, 02:40:06 AM
*Draws sword and and runs at Chupa, Stops just before stabbing him*

... 600 pages of hate...

*Falls to pieces in front of Chupa*

The passions gone. :'(

*Gets up*

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What's the point in all this?

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This thread...

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Can be some other users curse...

*Destroys the thread, In the after thread standing opposite Chupa, punches him in the gut*

I win! :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 04, 2012, 03:50:28 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 04, 2012, 01:01:56 AM
*Pauses and looks Dova in the eyes*

http://i759.photobucket.com/albums/xx235/zathaz/naruto%20gifs/35k7q7n.gif

*Shows him all the suffering and pain I've endured and witnessed in the hellish future*

*shrugs*

Eeehhh.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 04, 2012, 06:05:55 AM
{Lie cool it with the long crazy post. Remember short and sweet}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 04, 2012, 05:37:34 PM
*Hugs PQ*

Watashi wa sore ga shinda kono sureddo de okonawa rete iruto wareware wa ue ni idō suru hitsuyō ga arimasu, gomen'nasai. Watashi wa wareware ga motte ita kibatsuna bōken o wasureru koto wa kesshite naidarouga, sore wa wareware ga ue ni idō shita tokida, wareware wa mō kore wa hitsuyō arimasen.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 04, 2012, 10:36:55 PM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 04, 2012, 05:37:34 PM
*Hugs PQ*

Watashi wa sore ga shinda kono sureddo de okonawa rete iruto wareware wa ue ni idō suru hitsuyō ga arimasu, gomen'nasai. Watashi wa wareware ga motte ita kibatsuna bōken o wasureru koto wa kesshite naidarouga, sore wa wareware ga ue ni idō shita tokida, wareware wa mō kore wa hitsuyō arimasen.

What the hell?!?!

*pulls out multi barreled rocket launcher, points at Lie*

That sounds like Eridian!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Nov 05, 2012, 04:49:58 AM
*smiles at lies attempt to destroy us all*

"I activate the seal of orichalcos."
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;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 05, 2012, 05:12:30 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 04, 2012, 10:36:55 PM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 04, 2012, 05:37:34 PM
*Hugs PQ*

Watashi wa sore ga shinda kono sureddo de okonawa rete iruto wareware wa ue ni idō suru hitsuyō ga arimasu, gomen'nasai. Watashi wa wareware ga motte ita kibatsuna bōken o wasureru koto wa kesshite naidarouga, sore wa wareware ga ue ni idō shita tokida, wareware wa mō kore wa hitsuyō arimasen.

What the hell?!?!

*pulls out multi barreled rocket launcher, points at Lie*

That sounds like Eridian!
Its Japanese put that stupid thing away before I beat your ass and not just bitch slap you
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 06, 2012, 02:46:13 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 05, 2012, 05:12:30 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 04, 2012, 10:36:55 PM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 04, 2012, 05:37:34 PM
*Hugs PQ*

Watashi wa sore ga shinda kono sureddo de okonawa rete iruto wareware wa ue ni idō suru hitsuyō ga arimasu, gomen'nasai. Watashi wa wareware ga motte ita kibatsuna bōken o wasureru koto wa kesshite naidarouga, sore wa wareware ga ue ni idō shita tokida, wareware wa mō kore wa hitsuyō arimasen.

What the hell?!?!

*pulls out multi barreled rocket launcher, points at Lie*

That sounds like Eridian!
Its Japanese put that stupid thing away before I beat your ass and not just bitch slap you
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcg0rpwpK01rhflczo1_250.gif

Bring it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 07, 2012, 02:27:32 PM
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I have been away for far too long. Things have now changed. The Rider has returned.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 07, 2012, 02:29:49 PM
BTW I sold your bike on eBay.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 07, 2012, 02:31:03 PM
*readies swords*

You're still on my side, aren't you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 07, 2012, 02:32:17 PM
Do you have tea?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 07, 2012, 03:10:33 PM
Not...right now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 07, 2012, 03:56:06 PM
:E WHY
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 07, 2012, 04:58:58 PM
I don't usually bring tea to a fight.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 07, 2012, 05:11:02 PM
Tea should be brought to everything ever.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fjustafiveoclocktea.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F02%2Fcup-of-tea3.jpg&hash=ce3c66a3753277bb3af874c2fd896e5c3b4420ac)

Have some.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 07, 2012, 05:54:33 PM
I thought this thread was for fighting.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Nov 07, 2012, 05:59:59 PM
A fight without a cup of tea is a fight not worth having.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 07, 2012, 10:03:56 PM
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Nov 07, 2012, 05:59:59 PM
A fight without a cup of tea is a fight not worth having.
I will have some
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 08, 2012, 12:06:22 AM
But...how? Fighting while drinking tea...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Nov 08, 2012, 04:46:02 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 08, 2012, 12:06:22 AM
But...how? Fighting while drinking tea...

Dovahkiin it's the calm before the storm. I have cheese and crackers BTW ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 08, 2012, 11:27:04 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Nov 08, 2012, 04:46:02 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 08, 2012, 12:06:22 AM
But...how? Fighting while drinking tea...

Dovahkiin it's the calm before the storm. I have cheese and crackers BTW ;D

Now cheese and crackers I can work with!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 08, 2012, 03:19:52 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 08, 2012, 12:06:22 AM
But...how? Fighting while drinking tea...

=w= you dont watch much anime do you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 08, 2012, 04:41:32 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 08, 2012, 03:19:52 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 08, 2012, 12:06:22 AM
But...how? Fighting while drinking tea...

=w= you dont watch much anime do you?

Actually, I do. School Rumble is my favorite. I also really like Tenga Toppa Gurren Lagann.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 09, 2012, 01:15:08 AM
*Starts to rain cups of Tea and cake as sits pop up out of the ground*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHU7oPA-l1E# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHU7oPA-l1E#)
(From 1:09)

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Nov 16, 2012, 01:35:03 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 09, 2012, 01:15:08 AM
*Starts to rain cups of Tea and cake as sits pop up out of the ground*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHU7oPA-l1E# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHU7oPA-l1E#)
(From 1:09)

http://fsb.zedge.net/content/9/7/0/3/1-2830468-9703-t.jpg

What the f**k Lie.

YOU JUST RUINED ALL THE SERIOUSNESS!!!!11!11one!1!

Oh well, I was tired of being dramatic anyway.
LET THERE BE TEA!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Nov 16, 2012, 01:38:07 AM
"Please pass the crackers Sinster."
*Throws a cup of tea at dovakiins face*
"That will get something started."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Nov 16, 2012, 01:39:32 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Nov 16, 2012, 01:38:07 AM
"Please pass the crackers Sinster."
*Throws a cup of tea at dovakiins face*
"That will get something started."

-passes crackers-

I love how this has gone from some insanely overdone war to a tea party.

...

-sips tea-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 16, 2012, 02:05:34 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Nov 16, 2012, 01:38:07 AM
"Please pass the crackers Sinster."
*Throws a cup of tea at dovakiins face*
"That will get something started."

Damn right.

*Drop kicks Terx2 into a wall.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Nov 16, 2012, 02:08:52 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 16, 2012, 02:05:34 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Nov 16, 2012, 01:38:07 AM
"Please pass the crackers Sinster."
*Throws a cup of tea at dovakiins face*
"That will get something started."

Damn right.

*Drop kicks Terx2 into a wall.*

-200 years later-
Millions have died and the world is a wasteland.

Man 1: "How did his war start again...?"

Man 2: "Uh, funny story really..."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 16, 2012, 02:16:34 AM
-Present Day-

*Draws battle axe and runs at Terx2, stops mid stride*

Wait...I just felt...a disturbance...something in the future happens...something...bad...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Nov 16, 2012, 02:41:03 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 16, 2012, 02:16:34 AM
-Present Day-

*Draws battle axe and runs at Terx2, stops mid stride*

Wait...I just felt...a disturbance...something in the future happens...something...bad...

"If you kill me you'll start world war 3,4,5,6,7,8 and 9. To bad you can't ;D"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 16, 2012, 11:19:40 AM
And why exactly is that?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Nov 16, 2012, 01:58:21 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 16, 2012, 11:19:40 AM
And why exactly is that?

"1. Because I doubt you could kill me :p 2. Because if I die my political and military connections will want to avenge my death 3. I have a hundred missiles containing various viruses and diseases including anthrax, T-virus and Black goo and if my heart stops beating the missiles will launch ending humanity in one swift strike."
*Grabs Dovakiins axe and scratches my back with it than snaps it in half*
"Don't worry you weren't gonna use it anyway. Besides you can just craft another one."
*Lies on the ground and goes to sleep*
"Goodnight everyone :)"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 19, 2012, 02:46:16 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m7lwkdQ60Y1ryeseyo1_500.gif&hash=c0cdfb80dad57ae273540966246c2b59c7f736f1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 19, 2012, 03:21:04 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Nov 16, 2012, 01:58:21 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 16, 2012, 11:19:40 AM
And why exactly is that?

"1. Because I doubt you could kill me :p 2. Because if I die my political and military connections will want to avenge my death 3. I have a hundred missiles containing various viruses and diseases including anthrax, T-virus and Black goo and if my heart stops beating the missiles will launch ending humanity in one swift strike."
*Grabs Dovakiins axe and scratches my back with it than snaps it in half*
"Don't worry you weren't gonna use it anyway. Besides you can just craft another one."
*Lies on the ground and goes to sleep*
"Goodnight everyone :)"

God RPing huh? That's what everyone does these days. :(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 23, 2012, 12:07:55 AM
Yawns " I think lie is stuck in dramatic mode again..."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Nov 23, 2012, 12:18:36 AM
*raises hand in the air*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lhz4lqifzc1qf8kb8o1_400.gif&hash=4823ac1a6391285296b4d2a261664f19096dd878)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 23, 2012, 03:41:03 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 23, 2012, 12:07:55 AM
Yawns " I think lie is stuck in dramatic mode again..."

Yeah, but at least he does this to where he's not invincible.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 23, 2012, 03:46:30 PM
Quote from: Vepariga on Nov 23, 2012, 12:18:36 AM
*raises hand in the air*
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhz4lqifzc1qf8kb8o1_400.gif

*Looks up at the energy attack*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F2%2F23287%2F2240997-susanoo_s_ribcage.png&hash=527ba88d0ceda8389d3c7f2e91b17320d5f25f2e)
Please...

*Looks over to Dova*

You were saying?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 23, 2012, 03:50:13 PM
Goes to take a nap in a tree but before doing so she grabs Lies wrist. " Come on join me." she yawns again.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 23, 2012, 03:51:36 PM
* meanwhile in Hell*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F12%2F123120%2F2466475-ghost_rider_nobel_kale.jpg&hash=4fd64bd3f39b0921be29119efede28a274fc7fe6)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 23, 2012, 03:55:21 PM
*While pulled into the tree*

RAPE!!! HELP ME!!! GHOST!!! TASUKETE!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 23, 2012, 03:58:55 PM
Slaps his head "Damn it I just wanted to take a nap with you. Fine whatever..." Pushs him out of the tree.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Nov 23, 2012, 04:04:25 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sensesofcinema.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F06%2Fghost_rider.jpg&hash=f5aa7df94182ad8f8608ddab4096245c2b8364d2)

Sorry, but I must ride.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 23, 2012, 04:06:32 PM
*Flips in middle air and lands on his feet*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc01.deviantart.net%2Ffs71%2Ff%2F2010%2F224%2F5%2F0%2FNaruto_505___Sasuke_at_night_by_kurai_akarui.png&hash=43fce370f9b9f9d8818619926a4263ac0e8cc7e2)
...

*Looks up at PQ then jumps on the back of Ghost's bike still looking backwards at PQ*

:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Nov 24, 2012, 05:34:00 PM
A falling spaceship knocks Lie and Ghost Rider off their bike, and out from it emerges Chuck!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6lkNaEysFI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6lkNaEysFI#ws)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 25, 2012, 01:38:30 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Nov 24, 2012, 05:34:00 PM
A falling spaceship knocks Lie and Ghost Rider off their bike, and out from it emerges Chuck!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6lkNaEysFI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6lkNaEysFI#ws)

You!!!

*pulls out battle axe and drops Charles Xavier with the hilt*
Quote from: Lie on Nov 23, 2012, 03:46:30 PM
Quote from: Vepariga on Nov 23, 2012, 12:18:36 AM
*raises hand in the air*
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhz4lqifzc1qf8kb8o1_400.gif

*Looks up at the energy attack*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F2%2F23287%2F2240997-susanoo_s_ribcage.png&hash=527ba88d0ceda8389d3c7f2e91b17320d5f25f2e)
Please...

*Looks over to Dova*

You were saying?

Well, I guess not. Oh, well. Lets all fight!!!

*FUS RO DAH's Lie off a cliff*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: King Rathalos on Nov 25, 2012, 01:48:11 AM
No apocalypse happening at the moment?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20120309182124%2Fevangelion%2Fimages%2F3%2F32%2FEvangelion_Unit_01_with_hair_%28EoE%29.png&hash=1fc546983e4994158794aaaaf9ab655bb757be99)

Screw all y'all Imma chill in space.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 25, 2012, 01:55:01 AM
*Uses a lighting tether which latches onto the side of the cliff*

...

*Draws sword and swings back towards the cliff, slashes into cliff with so much force that it destroys the foundations and cliff begins to crumble, jumps to the top of the cliff*

Watch your step.

*Runs super fast past Dova give him the finger before jumping to safe platform, turns to watch Dova fall*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 25, 2012, 02:02:37 AM
*falls into abyss. all is silent for minutes before Dovahkiin comes flying out on the back of a dragon*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdvice.com%2Fassets_c%2F2012%2F11%2FSkyrim-Dragonborn-DLC-riding-a-dragon-thumb-550xauto-104666.jpg&hash=cbb3799d0a1b8f33ad96ced49b212ec266d467e9)

Lets go.

*uses fire breath shout, hurling a giant inferno at Lie*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Nov 25, 2012, 02:09:39 AM
*Combines with Dovas fireball*

LIEEEEEE!!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F80.img.v4.skyrock.net%2F1072%2F36371072%2Fpics%2F2866355062_1.gif&hash=470e7813a33f40ba38a0a6517bfc3b652890c1b5)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 25, 2012, 02:22:09 AM
*Jumps back to dodge the fire ball, and slaps Vepar's hand to one side*

Eye sore.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgifsoup.com%2Fwebroot%2Fanimatedgifs7%2F2878424_o.gif&hash=5832f3bf54a2f0dcdb5a36f09a4748892e2816b2)

*Stands over Vep and prepares to stab him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Nov 25, 2012, 02:57:28 AM
*Teleports to previously thrown shurikan before Lie's grip tightens*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc09.deviantart.net%2Ffs70%2Ff%2F2012%2F041%2Ff%2Ff%2Fminato__flying_thunder_god_jutsu_by_klubin-d4p8n03.gif&hash=4a21e6701299fe1eab0951a27a172a6ef1b6d701)
Not so fast.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 25, 2012, 03:09:16 AM
(A space-time ninjutsu?!)

*Closes eye*

I'll use this if I have to...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lq8zo5q4Tb1r0cqclo1_400.gif&hash=71f2825213a975bf9d63573d2f5ce554beaeb4d4)

*Surrounds myself in thick black flames, which come to life spreading and chasing Vep*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 25, 2012, 03:16:09 AM
*kicks Lie in the side of the head before he can use sharingan on Vep draws battleaxe uses call storm shout, lightning targets lie*

Come on, then!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 25, 2012, 03:25:22 AM
*Looks up at the storm and starts laughing then looks over at Vep*

If you to are working together I think you need to give Dova a little heads up. ;D

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1d6.turboimagehost.com%2Fsp%2F6d3d1264da922fe7624d44416b186e6e%2FSasuke_Uchiha_-_Arte_del_Fulmine__Kirin.gif&hash=4293053f5b928993b03400f6abc0486bfe889d85)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Nov 25, 2012, 03:47:29 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1-media-cdn.foolz.us%2Fffuuka%2Fboard%2Fa%2Fimage%2F1341%2F30%2F1341303352725.gif&hash=383b798918ef9f672fbbdeef3fc4e6723e7df94d)
*teleports to find cover and shields self*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 25, 2012, 04:20:54 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mdxshjQc5p1rlcuvjo1_500.jpg&hash=39f2495ad1c6018b465e541fc5da2848fb366d1c)
Eats quitely in her tree watching everyone bellow.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 25, 2012, 05:08:59 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 25, 2012, 03:25:22 AM
*Looks up at the storm and starts laughing then looks over at Vep*

If you to are working together I think you need to give Dova a little heads up. ;D

http://s1d6.turboimagehost.com/sp/6d3d1264da922fe7624d44416b186e6e/Sasuke_Uchiha_-_Arte_del_Fulmine__Kirin.gif

Yes, indeed, while the words NO HOTLINKING would in fact be terrifying to the average person, I do no fear them. Have at thee!

*FUS RO DAH's Lie into a cliff face*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 25, 2012, 05:28:07 AM
*Pulls out the dagger of time*

No hot linking huh?

*Travels back to point where Dova summons the cloud, dagger of time shatters.*

(hmm no problem, I take care Vep this way to)

*Throws sword at Vep pinning him to floor by his hands*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages4.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb58378%2Fnaruto%2Ffr%2Fimages%2Fa%2Fab%2FKirin.jpg&hash=63e3e3d6b8ba8548f20a219eeff18fefa6845f1c)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi486.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Frr229%2Fdulcerose_16%2FNewPicture-18.jpg&hash=0d5e80f29a0d6dc8fcf849658b7974b6b9e2d3e8)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m8k1miNEVK1qh9a66o1_500.gif&hash=122de59cb66bece3dd86f574b97ed4a0ede34974)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mbs9pc1yIZ1rvvd4uo1_500.gif&hash=36ddc1e8b5c96ad0cb4d3b19af9ff1e6923618ce)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Nov 25, 2012, 05:39:25 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m7f6urrvtG1qbvovho1_500.gif&hash=fb84123abc89fe7e49e5793015013f64dcd617df)

*Awakens a dormant state and the energy shatters the sword binding my hands and I vanish dodging the explosion*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 25, 2012, 06:08:26 AM
*Looks out at the destruction, then to Dova lying on the ground*

Pathetic.

*Walks over to where Vep broke my sword*

...

*The swords beings to reform I pick it up and I run my finger along the blade and look at Vep's blood on my finger*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lvhvc0XzR21r1t4wmo3_400.gif&hash=85057249d71319eb09774e6d6e66b87b28715eb0)

*Summons Vep*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20120215132229%2Fnaruto%2Fimages%2F9%2F98%2FSasuke_EMS_Eyes_574.jpg&hash=f4bcf108b23b3b8a93dabcc21b5ad37ec5940047)
Happy Birthday...

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Nov 25, 2012, 06:20:26 AM
*stands there tattered robes flowing in the breeze*

Thanks...So your giving me a breather for a little while?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mcv1v1bkfD1rhjvpzo1_500.gif&hash=010db5a7ca853eed16cd4e7dacc0aa5039005c92)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 25, 2012, 06:32:32 AM
(Imagines stabbing Vep with Chidori)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi730.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fww302%2Ftruesasukefangirl%2Fthsasukeswordgm7.gif&hash=3b0495e571b1c99cff717e3078e2a0eaf413ed4b)

*Walks away and sits in PQ's tree*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi23.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb392%2FBucketONothing%2FNaruto%2FSasuke%2Fsasuke20b.jpg&hash=acf7f6145d569697b7673114863ca16c5c2cb7ce)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 25, 2012, 07:31:34 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 25, 2012, 06:08:26 AM
*Looks out at the destruction, then to Dova lying on the ground*

Pathetic.

*Walks over to where Vep broke my sword*

...

*The swords beings to reform I pick it up and I run my finger along the blade and look at Vep's blood on my finger*

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvhvc0XzR21r1t4wmo3_400.gif

*Summons Vep*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20120215132229%2Fnaruto%2Fimages%2F9%2F98%2FSasuke_EMS_Eyes_574.jpg&hash=f4bcf108b23b3b8a93dabcc21b5ad37ec5940047)
Happy Birthday...

*sits up, stretches and yawns*

Ahh, good nap, good nap.

*summons power of Alduin, god of destruction and stomps the ground, creating a large fault line in the earth, making lie fall in. Closes fault line on lie. Sits down and sighs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 25, 2012, 07:39:54 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FPart1.jpg&hash=0f72ce330eb69cd441a1e26120d0e0eaf7a6addd)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FPart3.jpg&hash=ffbd2ba3f0ca8cd081bf4e3177fc5d09a18f1cfc)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FPart2.jpg&hash=fe78ff3366b25a165b16e4abc3541efb5f22b71b)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FPart4.jpg&hash=49d3064e0fdf1b49293cbc5ace0c2fa00e244acc)

*Lies PQ down on the ground*

Sorry about your tree.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fsasuke_uchiha__567__by_miahinasakie-d4j3y8b.jpg&hash=d6fc96d1b3a59d6cd5ad620be8b49af752ab8184)
I'll just have to avenge it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Nov 25, 2012, 07:48:15 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mdzal8oYJC1qfbz1so1_500.gif&hash=45df5abae9123486ddf8c8f3144fc6b3e07b1f2f)
'Well then...guess its time...'

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mdtpen47ka1qce7tgo1_500.gif&hash=816f218ae52a2bc5c35258e59a13a5bc28d2a143)
'..For round 2'
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 25, 2012, 07:58:16 AM
*jumps on Dragon's back and rides into the sky, readying Auriel's Bow, aiming it at Lie*

Let's go.

*shoots elf blood arrows at Lie with Auriel's Bow, each blast caused by them enough to level a small house. Looks and sees Lie laying on the ground*

Hmmm...something tells me he isn't dead...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 25, 2012, 08:09:15 AM
Stands up and cracks her fists.  " I just wanted a nap... not a fight.."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 25, 2012, 08:16:13 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fperlbal.hi-pi.com%2Fblog-images%2F44980%2Fgd%2F1266776228%2Fkawarimi-no-jutsu-substitution.jpg&hash=aeef71776fe08a33b654815797dd9c29186a23bf)

*Appears behind Dova on the dragon and round house kicks him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Nov 25, 2012, 08:20:48 AM
*while Lie's back is turned breifly from the roundhouse, I throw a knife at lie at inhuman speed*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mckz3lehTI1qh4v10o1_500.gif&hash=404d96671453af17f8fd7b515c9519167afa995c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 25, 2012, 08:36:13 AM
Presses a few buttons on her wrist comp and cloaks invisible.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_me1ao8Gnae1qiupgfo1_500.jpg&hash=c5af4e530085538681f0436d8604ea68acf00fc2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 25, 2012, 08:37:47 AM
...

(I'm gonna need to ask him what that's from)

*Draw sword*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FBlocked.png&hash=ebc481ad344cec8e9f9300e8eff286162dbe02a2)

*Uses the sharingan to take control of the dragon and forces it to fly high into the sky, looks down at PQ walking through the forest*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lnvt0vSbrw1qjqz6co1_500.gif&hash=09aeefd77d0cd07492679d0b00a8aee1ab7050cc)

*Casts Genjutsu on her*

I know your retired and all but I'd really appreciate it if you killed Vep, just an idea I'm throwing out there!

*Flies up above the clouds*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Nov 25, 2012, 09:42:05 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 25, 2012, 01:38:30 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Nov 24, 2012, 05:34:00 PM
A falling spaceship knocks Lie and Ghost Rider off their bike, and out from it emerges Chuck!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6lkNaEysFI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6lkNaEysFI#ws)

You!!!

*pulls out battle axe and drops Charles Xavier with the hilt*

Ouch, that hurt.  :(

*whacks Dovah on the head with a mallet*

*shoves a bucket of paint on Predator Queen's head to ruin her invisibility*

*takes Lie and Vepariga by the heads and bonks them together*



Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 25, 2012, 03:19:21 PM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 25, 2012, 08:16:13 AM
http://perlbal.hi-pi.com/blog-images/44980/gd/1266776228/kawarimi-no-jutsu-substitution.jpg

*Appears behind Dova on the dragon and round house kicks him*

*uses stop time shout, jumps behind Lie, catches him with a wild haymaker, sendin him sprawling*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 25, 2012, 11:22:14 PM
*While falling*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lkjnwpOzBa1qdqlhzo1_500.gif&hash=9fe10b7be56a2cf975fe9f4ac629a296db6b65ad)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lkjodnHJca1qdqlhzo1_500.gif&hash=c9d4a1ccafbdc7df56330f77fec8c60d66d78eec)

*The hawk slams into the dragon and peaks out one of it's eyes, I jump off it's back and knees Dova in the face sending both of us into a free fall*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 26, 2012, 01:00:34 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 25, 2012, 11:22:14 PM
*While falling*

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkjnwpOzBa1qdqlhzo1_500.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkjodnHJca1qdqlhzo1_500.gif

*The hawk slams into the dragon and peaks out one of it's eyes, I jump off it's back and knees Dova in the face sending both of us into a free fall*

*as dragon bites into hawk's wing, disabling it, Lie and Dovahkiin fall. Dovahkiin grabs lie's neck and punches him in the face. Dovahkiin uses ice form shout and freezes lie solid as he continues to fall. Dovahkiin calls dragon down to catch him.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 26, 2012, 01:13:54 AM
*While falling frozen*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mc46m7HTNw1rc5drlo1_500.gif&hash=bb4ad2870a50529b1668019962fe51d34d2452ca)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.myanimesource.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F06%2FSasuke-Susanoo.jpg&hash=f98d3cbbe7dab5d10fe834fcf3a449ddd1a27788)
SUSANO'O!

*Shoots a barrage of arrows, one of them hits the dragon in the joint of it's wing causing it to plummet uncontrollably* 
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 26, 2012, 01:51:11 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 26, 2012, 01:13:54 AM
*While falling frozen*

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc46m7HTNw1rc5drlo1_500.gif
http://www.myanimesource.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Sasuke-Susanoo.jpg
SUSANO'O!

*Shoots a barrage of arrows, one of them hits the dragon in the joint of it's wing causing it to plummet uncontrollably*

*while falling*

Oh, this thing again.

*steers dragon to go level with the ground, lands the dragon and pulls the arrow out*

Leave now. You're not needed anymore. Time to summon a more...immortal ally.

*Dragon leaps into the air and unsteadily flies away*

DURNEHVIIR!

*Durnehviir, the undead dragon emerges from soul cairn*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m6a29msdsI1roivzuo1_1280.png&hash=2fed2221fea54c9f9348a950a69f2320ba5215d2)

*Dovahkiin uses Drain Vitality shout on Susano'o as Durnehviir attacks it. And since chakra is life energy, Susano'o slowly begins degrading.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 26, 2012, 02:10:31 AM
*Fights the drain effect long enough to make Susano'o forge a blade, which it throws at Durnehviir capturing him in it's flames, I land on the ground as Susano'o fades*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mbh6kg4jxe1rsj1k2o1_r1_500.gif&hash=98eeac2d787048cde6dc8e5d6d60344f159cb997)
Summons... Shouts... Your just afraid to make me on like a man!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mcgwc7T9S61repmu8o1_500.gif&hash=4ca5b36933db52d8625f42471140d565ed4d8a3f)
Chidori!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mcgwc7T9S61repmu8o3_500.gif&hash=5fc7cc1c00e8c932bd619c58e50d7e9a371b7a33)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 26, 2012, 02:30:20 AM
*rolls to the side just in time, dodges chidori, headbutts lie making him stumble*

You with your jutsus...I could say the same about you!

*Punches Lie, draws sword as Dovahkiin and Lie clash blades*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 26, 2012, 02:41:48 AM
*Struggle against Dova's swords*

Hah I guess your right! >:(

*Shifts the blade making Dova lose his balance and kicks him up in the air*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fiwqb5.gif&hash=ebcf2efa3221fec41052dfc1c1168f11d637f28a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 26, 2012, 03:15:37 AM
*recovers, dodges a follow up punch from lie and catches him with a left hook, then bashes him in the head with the hilt of my sword, finishing with an uppercut, knocking lie onto his back, then kicks him in the side, sending him rolling.*

I could do this all day!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages4.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110831192726%2Felderscrolls%2Fimages%2F4%2F4f%2FDovahkiin_%28dragonborn%29.jpg&hash=5c6f6f1a41876bebb2b155b895977e4b170a1032)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 26, 2012, 03:29:45 AM
*Stabs sword into the ground and creates a small quake the ground begins to give way, as the rock Dova's standing on begins to fall I jump towards him slashing at with my sword*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 26, 2012, 04:02:53 AM
*jumps off rock, blocking Lies attack with my shield, I land on steady ground*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Nov 26, 2012, 08:05:01 PM
Chuck stands in between Lie and Dovah and decides for a moment which side to take.

He walks over to Lie, grabbing his sword.

"GIMME THAT!"

He breaks the blade in two and throws it away.

He walks over to Dovah and karate chops his shield in half.

"Gee willickers, guys. Why can't we all just get along?"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.fanpop.com%2Fimages%2Fimage_uploads%2FLiar-Liar-jim-carrey-141771_450_436.jpg&hash=e3740f71a326a40c1c1497f4120010d33c8d572c)


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 26, 2012, 08:28:08 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Nov 25, 2012, 09:42:05 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 25, 2012, 01:38:30 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Nov 24, 2012, 05:34:00 PM
A falling spaceship knocks Lie and Ghost Rider off their bike, and out from it emerges Chuck!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6lkNaEysFI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6lkNaEysFI#ws)

You!!!

*pulls out battle axe and drops Charles Xavier with the hilt*



Ouch, that hurt.  :(

*whacks Dovah on the head with a mallet*

*shoves a bucket of paint on Predator Queen's head to ruin her invisibility*

*takes Lie and Vepariga by the heads and bonks them together*

Reachs out and grabs onto Charles throat while covered in paint.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 26, 2012, 08:41:49 PM
*punches Charles as he is gripped by Predator Queen*

It's the Pillowfighting thread. We're supposed to fight.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 26, 2012, 08:48:29 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 26, 2012, 08:41:49 PM
*punches Charles as he is gripped by Predator Queen*

It's the Pillowfighting thread. We're supposed to fight.
"That is not true... I remember when we went to bars and partys."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 26, 2012, 09:58:02 PM
I guess I wasn't here for that...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Rick Grimes on Nov 26, 2012, 10:01:39 PM
In walks Rick Grimes who's about to settle this dispute by pulling out his Colt Python.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Nov 26, 2012, 10:04:10 PM
Chuck tickles PQ with a feather at her armpit and escapes her grasp as she laughs uncontrollably.

Kicks the Colt Python out of Grimes' hands and points it at Dovah's nose.

"You feel lucky, punk?"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkunochan.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F10%2Fmitsuko.jpg&hash=c321402a6690406ec6b1bcfb278f8211b8570ec6)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 26, 2012, 10:08:23 PM
Quite...

...

FUS RO DAH!!!

*charles is thrown back into a cliff face, python flies out of his hand as Dovahkiin laughs uncontrollably*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Nov 26, 2012, 10:14:01 PM
Adjusts broken nose.

"I'll get you for that."

Psychically manipulates Dovah to wedgy himself until he cries.

"Heh-heh-heh."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.g4tv.com%2FImageDb3%2F251860_S%2FPreacher-Movie-Eyes-AronofskyAt-The-Expense-Of-Superman.jpg&hash=9ae8bb63be13cdd2c2028cabe9c5f3e24b3f8231)



Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Rick Grimes on Nov 26, 2012, 10:16:18 PM
*Runs over to Dovah, punches him in the face, grabs python from his hands*

"don't f**k with me"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Nov 26, 2012, 10:23:09 PM
Manipulates Grimes to shoot himself in the foot.

BAM!

"My friend, you've been de-FEET-ed!"

Laughs at his own bad pun.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Rick Grimes on Nov 26, 2012, 10:30:20 PM
Kicks Charles and pushes him over the cliff. "not today!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Charles Xavier on Nov 26, 2012, 10:36:02 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Nov 26, 2012, 10:30:20 PM
Kicks Charles and pushes him over the cliff. "not today!"

Grabs Grimes' shirt and pulls him down with me.

"We die together!"

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 26, 2012, 10:41:35 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Nov 26, 2012, 10:36:02 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Nov 26, 2012, 10:30:20 PM
Kicks Charles and pushes him over the cliff. "not today!"

Grabs Grimes' shirt and pulls him down with me.

"We die together!"



*calls dragon down from the skies and rides him over the cliff, catches Charles and Rick in its jaws*

I'm not through with you yet!

*Dragon throws Charles and Rick over the side of the cliff back to ground.*

Quote from: Rick Grimes on Nov 26, 2012, 10:16:18 PM
*Runs over to Dovah, punches him in the face, grabs python from his hands*

"don't f**k with me"

*punches Rick back*

I dont even have the python!

*Kicks Charles down as he attempts to get back up*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Charles Xavier on Nov 26, 2012, 10:43:14 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 26, 2012, 10:41:35 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Nov 26, 2012, 10:36:02 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Nov 26, 2012, 10:30:20 PM
Kicks Charles and pushes him over the cliff. "not today!"

Grabs Grimes' shirt and pulls him down with me.

"We die together!"



*calls dragon down from the skies and rides him over the cliff, catches Charles and Rick in its jaws*

I'm not through with you yet!

*Dragon throws Charles and Rick over the side of the cliff back to ground.*

Quote from: Rick Grimes on Nov 26, 2012, 10:16:18 PM
*Runs over to Dovah, punches him in the face, grabs python from his hands*

"don't f**k with me"

*punches Rick back*

I dont even have the python!

*Kicks Charles down as he attempts to get back up*

"Why thank you for saving us, Dovah. Now here's your reward."

Psychically manipulates Dovah's dragon to turn on its master and eat him alive!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 26, 2012, 11:03:58 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Nov 26, 2012, 10:43:14 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 26, 2012, 10:41:35 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Nov 26, 2012, 10:36:02 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Nov 26, 2012, 10:30:20 PM
Kicks Charles and pushes him over the cliff. "not today!"

Grabs Grimes' shirt and pulls him down with me.

"We die together!"



*calls dragon down from the skies and rides him over the cliff, catches Charles and Rick in its jaws*

I'm not through with you yet!

*Dragon throws Charles and Rick over the side of the cliff back to ground.*

Quote from: Rick Grimes on Nov 26, 2012, 10:16:18 PM
*Runs over to Dovah, punches him in the face, grabs python from his hands*

"don't f**k with me"

*punches Rick back*

I dont even have the python!

*Kicks Charles down as he attempts to get back up*

"Why thank you for saving us, Dovah. Now here's your reward."

Psychically manipulates Dovah's dragon to turn on its master and eat him alive!

Fool. My dragon is under the influence of the command dragon shout. He is mine to command and mine alone!

*bashes Charles over the head with shield*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Rick Grimes on Nov 27, 2012, 12:27:17 AM
I release my zombies and escape in my flying car.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 27, 2012, 12:31:57 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Nov 26, 2012, 10:04:10 PM
Chuck tickles PQ with a feather at her armpit and escapes her grasp as she laughs uncontrollably.

Kicks the Colt Python out of Grimes' hands and points it at Dovah's nose.

"You feel lucky, punk?"

http://kunochan.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/mitsuko.jpg
" HAH I am not ticklish at all for you information!"
Watchs him run off.  " Your skull was deformed anyways!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Rick Grimes on Nov 27, 2012, 12:39:07 AM
I turn back swooping in to rescue PQ as we ride off into the sunset...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 27, 2012, 01:01:32 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Nov 27, 2012, 12:39:07 AM
I turn back swooping in to rescue PQ as we ride off into the sunset...

*sigh*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 27, 2012, 01:05:43 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Nov 27, 2012, 12:39:07 AM
I turn back swooping in to rescue PQ as we ride off into the sunset...
"BUUUUULLSHIT!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Nov 27, 2012, 01:12:59 AM
Spits teeth out from Dovah's bashing.

Calls for reinforcements.

Shortly after, Major Kong arrives at the scene to obliterate PQ, Grimes, Dovah and his queer dragon.

Chuck teleports away when:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcW_Ygs6hm0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcW_Ygs6hm0#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 27, 2012, 01:50:17 AM
*looks up at Major Kong, then at Rick Grimes and PQ and unsheathes sword*

Temporary alliance?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Nov 27, 2012, 05:20:05 AM
*sits on rock staring at my blade*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Deathbearer on Nov 27, 2012, 05:26:48 AM
{pulls ripcord on chainsaw hand}

Let's dance
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Nov 27, 2012, 05:58:51 AM
Ah, so you're all plotting against me, are you?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sportramble.com%2Fimages%2Farnoldgary-colemandiffrent-strokes.jpg&hash=f48ce1bd69c9de205cc3abb34d132fd79b293359)

Bring it on. I'll take on the whole lot of you.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Rick Grimes on Nov 27, 2012, 01:20:56 PM
I'm just sitting in the background watching the fight go down...plotting my revenge.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Lie on Nov 27, 2012, 02:36:00 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Nov 27, 2012, 12:39:07 AM
I turn back swooping in to rescue PQ as we ride off into the sunset...

... What?! >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Nov 27, 2012, 06:15:46 PM
*yawn*

Throws a stone at Lie's head.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 27, 2012, 06:18:32 PM
Was trying to make breakfast.
"I need eggs..."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 27, 2012, 06:40:22 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Nov 27, 2012, 06:15:46 PM
*yawn*

Throws a stone at Lie's head.

*Catches stone*

I'll be the one to end lie.

*kicks lie in the stomach, making him double over*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 27, 2012, 07:13:35 PM
*Fallen forwards holding myself up with both arms*

(Sunset? A happy ending... with... with... Grimes!)

*Slowly gets up*

(She needs eggs? For Breakfast? He spent the night?! >:()

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgifsoup.com%2Fwebroot%2Fanimatedgifs6%2F4203374_o.gif&hash=280ada96be289b27c5c4d90385b5dfce7ef11c12)

*The flames spend far across the thread engulfing every user*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs19.postimage.org%2Fg0wbnqq83%2FNKS_FS_Naruto_Shippuuden_204_171.jpg&hash=e5b709c2999a9023d902ce2fe319b2886eeda931)
...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Nov 27, 2012, 07:45:19 PM
Puts out flames with fire extinguisher, before extinguishing Lie himself.

Offers PQ some eggs.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 27, 2012, 08:38:41 PM
*uses stop time shout and gets out of flame's path*

I never was a part of that happy ending.

*prepares to fight more*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 27, 2012, 10:51:52 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Nov 27, 2012, 07:45:19 PM
Puts out flames with fire extinguisher, before extinguishing Lie himself.

Offers PQ some eggs.

"But I hate you..."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Nov 27, 2012, 11:29:39 PM
*Looking at PQ slapping the eggs out of Charles hands and stamping on them while screaming she hates Charles*

Deep...

*manipulates the flames to light the stove*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc04.deviantart.net%2Ffs71%2Ff%2F2011%2F056%2F1%2Fc%2Fchef_sasuke_by_carologica-d3acfpk.jpg&hash=0cee78cb31329ed3226bd29e15dd72e8c20b0024)
What are we cooking?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Nov 28, 2012, 12:05:28 AM
*Sheathes sword and smells the scent of eggs and breakfast cooking*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_md9og8CTON1rargrjo1_1280.jpg&hash=e5ff7bb4cc35a4e3c095acde2e080f0618d7dced)
"Breakfast..memories..."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 28, 2012, 12:18:22 AM
*also sheathes sword*

I'll have a pint of mead and some flapjacks.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Nov 28, 2012, 12:46:27 AM
*sits and eats food with Dovah*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_me36o5v7241qdfvslo1_1280.jpg&hash=bb79bb3d9d2f944059a4f8b8c14dcdd5ece3650a)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 28, 2012, 01:28:16 AM
Quote from: Lie on Nov 27, 2012, 11:29:39 PM
*Looking at PQ slapping the eggs out of Charles hands and stamping on them while screaming she hates Charles*

Deep...

*manipulates the flames to light the stove*

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/056/1/c/chef_sasuke_by_carologica-d3acfpk.jpg
What are we cooking?
" Heh I will not tell, its a test.  Good luck."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 28, 2012, 01:47:02 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Nov 28, 2012, 12:46:27 AM
*sits and eats food with Dovah*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_me36o5v7241qdfvslo1_1280.jpg&hash=bb79bb3d9d2f944059a4f8b8c14dcdd5ece3650a)

*sighs*

You know...it actually feels...nice to be able to just sit down and not fight or try to kill each other and....just...have a nice breakfast.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 28, 2012, 02:52:01 AM
Had shifted into another species suddenly. 
" Uh Lie I hope you dont mind, but whatever your makeing has to be dextro amino acid friendly. "
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Nov 28, 2012, 05:47:07 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 27, 2012, 10:51:52 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Nov 27, 2012, 07:45:19 PM
Puts out flames with fire extinguisher, before extinguishing Lie himself.

Offers PQ some eggs.

"But I hate you..."

What makes you hate me? Just trying to be nice...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20100604224851%2Fshrek%2Fimages%2Fc%2Fcf%2FPuss_in_Boots_2.jpg&hash=c7b476dd292aaadd0eac829cb8a1fe7617be25ab)

Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 28, 2012, 01:47:02 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Nov 28, 2012, 12:46:27 AM
*sits and eats food with Dovah*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_me36o5v7241qdfvslo1_1280.jpg&hash=bb79bb3d9d2f944059a4f8b8c14dcdd5ece3650a)

*sighs*

You know...it actually feels...nice to be able to just sit down and not fight or try to kill each other and....just...have a nice breakfast.

"Heh-heh-heh. Perhaps I should have said that I secretly added laxatives to all of your drinks, but why bother, since you were all so thirsty and swallowed every last drop from your cups?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVY1-v97Mic#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVY1-v97Mic#ws)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 28, 2012, 06:14:20 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Nov 28, 2012, 05:47:07 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 27, 2012, 10:51:52 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Nov 27, 2012, 07:45:19 PM
Puts out flames with fire extinguisher, before extinguishing Lie himself.

Offers PQ some eggs.

"But I hate you..."

What makes you hate me? Just trying to be nice...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20100604224851%2Fshrek%2Fimages%2Fc%2Fcf%2FPuss_in_Boots_2.jpg&hash=c7b476dd292aaadd0eac829cb8a1fe7617be25ab)

Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 28, 2012, 01:47:02 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Nov 28, 2012, 12:46:27 AM
*sits and eats food with Dovah*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_me36o5v7241qdfvslo1_1280.jpg&hash=bb79bb3d9d2f944059a4f8b8c14dcdd5ece3650a)

*sighs*

You know...it actually feels...nice to be able to just sit down and not fight or try to kill each other and....just...have a nice breakfast.

"Heh-heh-heh. Perhaps I should have said that I secretly added laxatives to all of your drinks, but why bother, since you were all so thirsty and swallowed every last drop from your cups?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVY1-v97Mic#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVY1-v97Mic#ws)

" Get away from me before I shove a gun up your ass. "
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Nov 28, 2012, 06:31:38 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 28, 2012, 06:14:20 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Nov 28, 2012, 05:47:07 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 27, 2012, 10:51:52 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Nov 27, 2012, 07:45:19 PM
Puts out flames with fire extinguisher, before extinguishing Lie himself.

Offers PQ some eggs.

"But I hate you..."

What makes you hate me? Just trying to be nice...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20100604224851%2Fshrek%2Fimages%2Fc%2Fcf%2FPuss_in_Boots_2.jpg&hash=c7b476dd292aaadd0eac829cb8a1fe7617be25ab)

Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 28, 2012, 01:47:02 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Nov 28, 2012, 12:46:27 AM
*sits and eats food with Dovah*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_me36o5v7241qdfvslo1_1280.jpg&hash=bb79bb3d9d2f944059a4f8b8c14dcdd5ece3650a)

*sighs*

You know...it actually feels...nice to be able to just sit down and not fight or try to kill each other and....just...have a nice breakfast.

"Heh-heh-heh. Perhaps I should have said that I secretly added laxatives to all of your drinks, but why bother, since you were all so thirsty and swallowed every last drop from your cups?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVY1-v97Mic#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVY1-v97Mic#ws)

" Get away from me before I shove a gun up your ass. "

Now you wouldn't do that...

I see your fingers loosening on that gun of yours. Looks like those laxatives are kicking in. Better find a bathroom quick before you create a stinking mess.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 28, 2012, 06:35:47 AM
" I did not touch it, I need to have all my food tested to it does not make me sick or possibly kill me. " Her hands start to glow a light blue. " You are going for a ride."  The light blue glow surrounds him and she flips him upside down and playfully shakes him for whatever is in his pockets.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Nov 28, 2012, 06:46:01 AM
"Nothing in my pockets except used Kleenex tissues, silly."  :D

"My turn..."

Psychically manipulates PQ to pour gasoline over herself, light a match under her foot, and immolate herself.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 28, 2012, 06:59:43 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Nov 28, 2012, 06:46:01 AM
"Nothing in my pockets except used Kleenex tissues, silly."  :D

"My turn..."

Psychically manipulates PQ to pour gasoline over herself, light a match under her foot, and immolate herself.

Was wearing her turian armor.  " Cute, this is why nobody likes you." Steps out of the fire and taps her heels boredly.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Nov 28, 2012, 07:08:55 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 28, 2012, 06:59:43 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Nov 28, 2012, 06:46:01 AM
"Nothing in my pockets except used Kleenex tissues, silly."  :D

"My turn..."

Psychically manipulates PQ to pour gasoline over herself, light a match under her foot, and immolate herself.

"Cute, this is why nobody likes you."

"I doubt that, because your nose is growing."  ;D

Stretches and yawns from PQ's tall tales.

"Right, I think I'm hitting the sacks for tonight."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fw2%2Fimages2%2F6%2F6a%2FSky_lynx.jpg&hash=94bb8978eccd6e573e57c7397a32bb50097f9a89)

Sky Lynx swoops by to take me away.

"Adieu and good night, my fair lady!"

Disappears.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Nov 28, 2012, 07:21:41 AM
*watches Xavier fly off and raises an eyebrow slighty*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 28, 2012, 07:30:41 AM
Puts a arm over Vepariga's shoulder.
" He is full of shit..."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Nov 28, 2012, 07:33:44 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 28, 2012, 07:30:41 AM
" He is full of shit..."

:D :D :D

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F4%2F42%2FShrug.jpg&hash=9245ee47cdf1b9db75bf1f9a8fdfda9e14377349)

"To each their own."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 28, 2012, 11:40:53 AM
He never stands and fights. He just slips something into your drink before running away. Even so, I got this mead still sealed. How could you have slipped me something?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Nov 28, 2012, 06:14:58 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 28, 2012, 11:40:53 AM
He never stands and fights. He just slips something into your drink before running away. Even so, I got this mead still sealed. How could you have slipped me something?

I have more brains than brawn, my friend.  ;D

(Ahem, well, most of the time anyway)

"I'm BACK!"

Drops kicks Dovah and knocks him out cold.

Shoves a bar of soap and toilet brush in PQ's mouth to wash that potty mouth of hers.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 28, 2012, 08:28:31 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Nov 28, 2012, 06:14:58 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 28, 2012, 11:40:53 AM
He never stands and fights. He just slips something into your drink before running away. Even so, I got this mead still sealed. How could you have slipped me something?

I have more brains than brawn, my friend.  ;D

(Ahem, well, most of the time anyway)

"I'm BACK!"

Drops kicks Dovah and knocks him out cold.

Shoves a bar of soap and toilet brush in PQ's mouth to wash that potty mouth of hers.

*gets up, headbutts Charles and watches as he crumples to the ground. Picks Charles up and slams him on the ground*

Physical competition has never truly been your strong suit.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 28, 2012, 09:53:57 PM
Bites the soap in half then spits it out.

"I say we ignore him and we go to a bar"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 28, 2012, 10:29:03 PM
Agreed.

*calls dragon down*

I'll drive.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 28, 2012, 10:38:22 PM
"A human bar?  Heh I might pass on that...I was thinking somewhere more exotic..."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Nov 28, 2012, 11:27:32 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 28, 2012, 09:53:57 PM
Bites the soap in half then spits it out.

"I say we ignore him and we go to a bar"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.memegenerator.net%2Finstances%2F400x%2F26379681.jpg&hash=97c1325cea35602ad378194be66d4fafe9980ec4)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 28, 2012, 11:30:47 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Nov 28, 2012, 11:27:32 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 28, 2012, 09:53:57 PM
Bites the soap in half then spits it out.

"I say we ignore him and we go to a bar"

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/26379681.jpg
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_me751sENKp1r5tpng.gif&hash=552bcb1b37282fb3705a45dcfec17cebe18f9ea9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Nov 28, 2012, 11:32:00 PM
Come on, guys. I'll buy you two drinks to make it up to you. No more running away from battles. I promise.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Nov 29, 2012, 01:44:59 AM
*has a walk around the grass lands and heads to a near by tree*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Rick Grimes on Nov 29, 2012, 01:47:39 AM
"Vepariga, you killed my father, prepare to die!" *I swing out my large sword and charge after you*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 29, 2012, 01:53:14 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 28, 2012, 10:38:22 PM
"A human bar?  Heh I might pass on that...I was thinking somewhere more exotic..."

Well, what did you have in mind?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Nov 29, 2012, 01:59:35 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Nov 29, 2012, 01:47:39 AM
"Vepariga, you killed my father, prepare to die!" *I swing out my large sword and charge after you*
'so you want to join him then....'
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mdarpw0Gyk1rtd1eno1_500.gif&hash=20c30233b399edc6c23f4abdce005a52dd67c229)
*faces Rick and uses telekinetic ability to make him drop his sword and twist his arm severly*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mbq93uulK91rris6yo2_500.gif&hash=eb467fa44f76d317875adc033086a647f243c81c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Nov 29, 2012, 02:00:58 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 29, 2012, 01:53:14 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 28, 2012, 10:38:22 PM
"A human bar?  Heh I might pass on that...I was thinking somewhere more exotic..."

Well, what did you have in mind?
Omega night life!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIPWYF_G15M#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIPWYF_G15M#ws)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Rick Grimes on Nov 29, 2012, 02:20:13 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Nov 29, 2012, 01:59:35 AM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Nov 29, 2012, 01:47:39 AM
"Vepariga, you killed my father, prepare to die!" *I swing out my large sword and charge after you*
'so you want to join him then....'
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdarpw0Gyk1rtd1eno1_500.gif
*faces Rick and uses telekinetic ability to make him drop his sword and twist his arm severly*
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbq93uulK91rris6yo2_500.gif

*Resists the power of Veps telekinetic powers*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Nov 29, 2012, 11:44:43 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 29, 2012, 02:00:58 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 29, 2012, 01:53:14 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 28, 2012, 10:38:22 PM
"A human bar?  Heh I might pass on that...I was thinking somewhere more exotic..."

Well, what did you have in mind?
Omega night life!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIPWYF_G15M#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIPWYF_G15M#ws)

Hmmm...alright, what the hell? Anyone else?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Nov 29, 2012, 01:45:26 PM
*Runs at Grimes and spin kicks him in the face sending him rocketing into the distance,exhales*

Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 29, 2012, 11:44:43 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 29, 2012, 02:00:58 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Nov 29, 2012, 01:53:14 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Nov 28, 2012, 10:38:22 PM
"A human bar?  Heh I might pass on that...I was thinking somewhere more exotic..."

Well, what did you have in mind?
Omega night life!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIPWYF_G15M#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIPWYF_G15M#ws)

Hmmm...alright, what the hell? Anyone else?

'Yeah I'll come,love that place'
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Rick Grimes on Nov 29, 2012, 01:46:45 PM
Quote from: Vepariga on Nov 29, 2012, 01:45:26 PM
*Runs at Grimes and spin kicks him in the face sending him rocketing into the distance,exhales*

*as I'm flying through the air I yell*

"This isn't the last you've seen of me!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Dec 01, 2012, 04:24:15 PM
*Sitting up in the rafters of the Omega club flirting with Katsumi*

And then he said "Nothing but the best for the Most Friendzoned of the Year." :laugh:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Dec 01, 2012, 05:41:21 PM
Rolls her eyes then orders the strongest drink anoyed with Lie.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Dec 01, 2012, 06:04:39 PM
*Katsumi looks over at PQ then back at me*

It's not like that we've been on and off for years.

*Katsumi slaps me in the face then disappears*

Nooo!

*Jumps down and sits on the stall next to PQ's and orders 2 shots*

Happy! >:(

*Downs a shot and looks over a Rick making out with Katsumi*

She's gonna break his heart.

*Downs the second shot and orders more*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 01, 2012, 06:39:28 PM
*sits down at bar*

Barkeep! Fetch me a pint of mead!

*barkeep rudely explains they don't have mead. Dovahkiin jumps over counter and begins fighting with the barkeep, throws him over the counter*



Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Dec 01, 2012, 10:28:31 PM
Quote from: Lie on Dec 01, 2012, 06:04:39 PM
*Katsumi looks over at PQ then back at me*

It's not like that we've been on and off for years.

*Katsumi slaps me in the face then disappears*

Nooo!

*Jumps down and sits on the stall next to PQ's and orders 2 shots*

Happy! >:(

*Downs a shot and looks over a Rick making out with Katsumi*

She's gonna break his heart.

*Downs the second shot and orders more*

Dumps her new drink on Lie's head then moves away to help Dova.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 01, 2012, 10:57:20 PM
*Dovahkiin punches Bartender in the face, making him stumble back, knocking a drinking man's beverage out of his hand. Man believes it to be the man next to him's fault. Man punches him. Bar fight erupts*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Dec 01, 2012, 11:26:44 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi206.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb43%2Fmase-22%2FWet_Sasuke.jpg&hash=a49f8323f9ef4c0c4b9ba703219a90d9486bc1f9)

*Glares at PQ while fading into the crowd of people fighting*

(f**k it...)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mc9w96DnDm1rugdft.gif&hash=07d25e1b7d97247ded4d065a2277e2fd27f5bb07)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Dec 02, 2012, 12:01:31 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Dec 01, 2012, 10:57:20 PM
*Dovahkiin punches Bartender in the face, making him stumble back, knocking a drinking man's beverage out of his hand. Man believes it to be the man next to him's fault. Man punches him. Bar fight erupts*
Watchs at things go flying across the room then pulls her gun from her side and shoots it in the air makeing everyone shut up.  When everyone calms down she just winks at Lie.  " You know I only do that because i like to tease you right?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Deathbearer on Dec 02, 2012, 12:02:33 AM
{rams chainsaw hand through random bar patron}
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Dec 02, 2012, 01:05:58 AM
*The cardboard cut out of me PQ winked at falls to the floor and suddenly every screen in Omega turns to static then shows this image*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.tumblr.com%2Fcv8vrl4%2FgKPm3xveg%2Fsasuke_glare_gif.gif&hash=fac218d42a0a94fb6989f3ab7d873a6704085169)
People of Omega how bout we play a little game!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.gamerant.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fmass-effect-3-omega-details-price-date.jpg&hash=d41d07b04c09c3a85bee74c48408acdd14240f10)
As I speak this station is on a one way track to the heart of star! And all docking bays are... DELAYED! The rules are as follows;

Any grand scale moves!
Any summons!
Any explosive or magically moves!
Anything other than hand to hand combat or melee attacks are banned!
Or Omega EXPLODES!

*Spinning around on chair laughing*

The aim of the game?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FlsnuSdKh2iQ%2F0.jpg&hash=2fca2be47592f8e8434f7af049d342a9df553d7c)
PQ!

The first member to bring her to me WIN!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fshonenbeam.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F02%2Fnaruto-573-2.png&hash=a82d8fab162181d031a86af5e855828f082f452a)
But...

There's a CONDDDDITTTION!

If it's in less than 3 posts Omega blows and were back to then end of this speech.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc01.deviantart.net%2Ffs71%2Fi%2F2012%2F278%2F2%2Fa%2Fcrazy_sasuke_by_kamikkadz-d5gv77s.png&hash=f73ff1349297ecf281c770f30ec3df31190dc791)
Good Luck...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Dec 02, 2012, 03:24:47 AM
*walks into Afterlife and watches the screen with Lie's game being broadcast and looks over at PQ*

*shrugs and has a drink*

'I could do that...but...I'll take it easy first.'
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 02, 2012, 04:55:34 AM
*stares at Lie*

Uhh...wha?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Dec 02, 2012, 06:29:46 AM
Drinks a shot of something green.
" He went crazy, wonder if Aria will be pissed..."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Dec 02, 2012, 07:13:49 AM
I'm the lizard queen!

*Evil laugh as Omega losses it's gravity*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc08.deviantart.net%2Ffs71%2Ff%2F2011%2F162%2F0%2F9%2Fsasuke_crazy_face_by_crystakrista-d3imny9.jpg&hash=9791444e3816f2450034a1213b2c6cdb793e8ebb)
Tick Tock, HEROES!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvTgLTrTfqE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvTgLTrTfqE#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Dec 04, 2012, 04:47:44 AM
*Throws a bag of chips into a volcano*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 04, 2012, 11:38:51 AM
Quote from: Lie on Dec 02, 2012, 07:13:49 AM
I'm the lizard queen!

*Evil laugh as Omega losses it's gravity*

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/162/0/9/sasuke_crazy_face_by_crystakrista-d3imny9.jpg
Tick Tock, HEROES!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvTgLTrTfqE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvTgLTrTfqE#)

Eeh...whatever.

*continues to fight various bar patrons in zero gravity*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: screenwriter805 on Dec 07, 2012, 06:19:46 AM
Jumps into the mix with a light saber and starts chopping off hands so nobody can punch..
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Dec 07, 2012, 07:40:33 AM
"Jokes on you screenwriter. I have feet for hands ;D"
*Foot slaps screenwriters lightsaber out of his hand*
"Feel the pain of my foot fist martial arts!"
*Fires hundreds of foot hand hadokins in random directions*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Dec 07, 2012, 07:52:17 AM
Quote from: screenwriter805 on Dec 07, 2012, 06:19:46 AM
Jumps into the mix with a light saber and starts chopping off hands so nobody can punch..
I have biotices which is basicly the force but cool looking.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mee1mcinjy1rmtu8mo6_250.gif&hash=23c2aec8f7bfe3080ab40440370dd559545dc5bb)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 07, 2012, 11:41:03 AM
Quote from: screenwriter805 on Dec 07, 2012, 06:19:46 AM
Jumps into the mix with a light saber and starts chopping off hands so nobody can punch..

*Uses disarm shout, knocking light saber out of screenwriters hand. Shouts screen writer into a wall.*

It's a fist fight right now. No weapons.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Dec 07, 2012, 12:09:37 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Dec 07, 2012, 11:41:03 AM
Quote from: screenwriter805 on Dec 07, 2012, 06:19:46 AM
Jumps into the mix with a light saber and starts chopping off hands so nobody can punch..

*Uses disarm shout, knocking light saber out of screenwriters hand. Shouts screen writer into a wall.*

It's a fist fight right now. No weapons.

"Your using the Thu'um dragonborn. Doen't that give you an unfair advantage."
*A vail of red demonic energy glows around me*
"I shall show you true power! The power of the stusi no hadou!!!"
*Punches the ground so hard the world shakes causing earthquakes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 07, 2012, 12:32:19 PM
The thu'um is a part of me, therefore I am using myself for this battle.

*uses whirlwind sprint to get over to Terx quickly, uses dragon aspect shout, Dovahkiin is draped in mystical dragon armor*

This is the end!

* slams shield into terx's head, sending him tumbling back*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Dec 07, 2012, 12:44:57 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Dec 07, 2012, 12:32:19 PM
The thu'um is a part of me, therefore I am using myself for this battle.

*uses whirlwind sprint to get over to Terx quickly, uses dragon aspect shout, Dovahkiin is draped in mystical dragon armor*

This is the end!

* slams shield into terx's head, sending him tumbling back*

*Wipes the blood off my nose*
"Weak!"
*Clap my hands and a shockwave knocks down Dovakiin and breaks his mystical dragon armour*
"Your not worthy."
*I uppercut Dovakiin into the air with a Gou Shoryuken and Dovakiins body slams into the hard ground*
"Get up!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 07, 2012, 01:37:55 PM
The armor doesn't break, it imbues me with the power of a dragon!

*empowered by dragon aspect, Dovahkiin slams his fist into terx's face, sending him flying back into a wall. Uses whirlwind sprint, to dash behind Terx, kicks him in the back, sending him onto his face*

I have fought much worse than you.

*uses call storm shout to bring a massive dark cloud above the battle. Lighting continues to strike at Terx, continually shocking him. Dovahkiin knocks Terx onto his back with his shield, an picks him up and slams him on the ground.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Dec 07, 2012, 01:56:26 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Dec 07, 2012, 01:37:55 PM
The armor doesn't break, it imbues me with the power of a dragon!

*empowered by dragon aspect, Dovahkiin slams his fist into terx's face, sending him flying back into a wall. Uses whirlwind sprint, to dash behind Terx, kicks him in the back, sending him onto his face*

I have fought much worse than you.

*uses call storm shout to bring a massive dark cloud above the battle. Lighting continues to strike at Terx, continually shocking him. Dovahkiin knocks Terx onto his back with his shield, an picks him up and slams him on the ground.*

"Ha ha. Is that all you can do?"
*Stands back up*
"I guess you've never faced a demon god before."
*Throws a burnt corpse wearing a robe near dovakiin*
"Master Arngeir barley put up a fight."
*points to the robe pointing out it was once Master Arngeir*
*Cross my arms*
"I hope you can be more entertaining for me."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 07, 2012, 04:58:53 PM
*looks at corpse*

NO!

*Greybeards join Dovahkiin in facing terx, Master Borri at the front lines. All use drain vitality on him, turning him into a whithered husk. Dovahkiin and the Greybeards all then use unrelenting force at the same time, driving him into the earth. Dovahkiin dismisses the Greybeards. Uses fire breath shout, empowered by dragon aspect to create a massive inferno, in the crater. Dovahkiin then leans over deep, flaming massive crater.*

I hate to shatter your ego, but I have killed a demon god before.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Dec 08, 2012, 04:16:43 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Dec 07, 2012, 04:58:53 PM
*looks at corpse*

NO!

*Greybeards join Dovahkiin in facing terx, Master Borri at the front lines. All use drain vitality on him, turning him into a whithered husk. Dovahkiin and the Greybeards all then use unrelenting force at the same time, driving him into the earth. Dovahkiin dismisses the Greybeards. Uses fire breath shout, empowered by dragon aspect to create a massive inferno, in the crater. Dovahkiin then leans over deep, flaming massive crater.*

I hate to shatter your ego, but I have killed a demon god before.

*leaps out of the burning crater and grabs Dovakiins face*
"The bowls of hell can not contain me."
*Leaps into the massive crater with Dovakiin transporting the both of us to hell*
*The port to the real world closes behind us*
"I can escape anytime I want. You how ever."
*The Hellish landscape oozes out blood and lava pass the mountains of hell we are standing on*
"I must admit Dovakiin your a worth foe... for a mortal. But here I have a feild advantage and your cut off for the rest of your greybeard buddies."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 08, 2012, 09:13:16 AM
*pops neck*

I've been through worse.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: screenwriter805 on Dec 08, 2012, 05:54:52 PM
Jumps in and uses light saber to chop off remaining limbs, including feet, then hurricane kicks the entire planet, catapulting through space and time till I land in Lv426 where I train xenomorphs in Jeet Kun Do and form a Chuck Norris clan of Bruce lee chestbursters that will guard against any incoming feet with force powers flying through the atmosphere.


All while enjoying a 40pc chicken mcnuggets meal.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 08, 2012, 06:07:37 PM
Just when the fight was gettin serious, THIS guy walks in. T.T
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Dec 08, 2012, 06:26:40 PM
*Walks up in ditch with a killer hangover*

Never again! >:(

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 08, 2012, 07:23:35 PM
Welcome back to the world of the living, Lie. Would you want to continue our fight now, or when you drop the hangover.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: screenwriter805 on Dec 08, 2012, 07:35:23 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Dec 08, 2012, 06:07:37 PM
Just when the fight was gettin serious, THIS guy walks in. T.T
Lol... Slaps this guy and revels in the destruction of such a SERIOUS made up fight. Lol

Then braces for attack.. A serious attack...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Dec 08, 2012, 09:13:05 PM
*Gets up and walks past Dova without looking at him, turns and looks at screenwriter then looks in the direction of Dova*

Who is these people and why haven't you killed him yet? He seems to be kicking your ass.

*Hit but a shock wave of pain*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.ados.fr%2Fphoto%2F0807936080%2Fsasuke%2Fsasuke-shippuden-22661521-303256081f.jpg&hash=0faf4d8f3d4cb034df1be87179941a5b2d30f6e2)
I'll fight in a bit...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 08, 2012, 10:22:31 PM
Apparently, he's some demon god who can't be killed. Meh...it's getting boring. Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.

*revives Mastet Arngeir with master restoration spell Arngeir goes back to high hrothgar*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: screenwriter805 on Dec 09, 2012, 12:04:12 AM
screenwriter martyrs himself so as not to become an uber nerd.. seeks peace in the afterlife, aka, less nerdy threads.. ;]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 09, 2012, 02:02:28 AM
Thank God.

*looks at Lie*

You ready to fight yet? I'm pretty bored.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Dec 09, 2012, 02:08:15 AM
*Closes laptop*

Yeah f**k it I need some mindless violence about now... BUT!!!

*Unsheathes sword as it starts to snow*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi28.tinypic.com%2F302cnx0.jpg&hash=ee9a410d3b42b0ab6088a30e7ae73aae20ef156f)
We do it festive style!

*Round house kicks snows into Dova's eye before punching him in the face*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Dec 09, 2012, 03:24:10 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Dec 08, 2012, 10:22:31 PM
Apparently, he's some demon god who can't be killed. Meh...it's getting boring. Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.

*revives Mastet Arngeir with master restoration spell Arngeir goes back to high hrothgar*

"Your taking about me right? I can be killed but only by a prime or by Alduin."
*Karate chops down a tree and plants it into the snow and starts covering it in decorations*
"No if you'll excuse me I have to meditate under this tree."
Narrator: "Will lie ever recover from his hangover? Will Aspie ever stop sucking? Can Dovakiin overcome his fear of waterbeds? Will Terx2 return to his destructive nature after the festive season? Be sure to tune in next time were at least one of these questions will be answered."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Dec 09, 2012, 03:29:23 AM
*Stares blankly at Terx2 wondering*

(Will I? :'()

*Snaps out of it and starting kicking in Dova*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 09, 2012, 05:05:56 AM
*grabs Lie's foot, throws him into a cliff face. Runs and punches
Lie across the face, sending him sprawling*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Dec 09, 2012, 05:12:46 AM
*Starts to spin really fast until it looks like I'm a Beyblade in a sudden flash of light a bit beast appears*

Wolborg! Novae Rog!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110526020146%2Fbeyblade%2Fimages%2F7%2F79%2FWolborg.png&hash=ce0e3dfa1a3f7f19a8c4d822828f8b15d2f77072)

*Wolborg lounges at Dova*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 09, 2012, 05:37:29 AM
*dodges and jumps onto dragon's back just in time. Flies above creature, dragon lights it in fire.*

What is that thing?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Dec 09, 2012, 05:56:13 AM
*Wolborg melts, Dova having lost sight of me in his panic*

GO DRANZER!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi147.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fr299%2Fflameangel_child524%2FDranzer.jpg&hash=0743be0eee9f02fded33d7d74be4e13e661ba01d)

*A massive bird flies up from underneath the snow*

Blazing Gig!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freewebs.com%2Fphoenixfire-dranzer%2FDranzer.jpg&hash=5013b8e04c39a0c778cf85efefb45335427de571)

*Creates a massive explosion wide enough to engulf every user*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 09, 2012, 06:09:22 AM
*Flies dragon into Dranzer, causing both Lie and Dovahkiin to go into a free fall.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Dec 09, 2012, 06:22:02 AM
*As were free fall and green flash comes out of no where and I open my eyes to this image*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.gawkerassets.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2F9%2F2012%2F01%2Fb34e5fb44c6c1d6fedc16aec4b9c74d4.jpg&hash=64fb3bf2abe60eb128a3280110785ffd0d1b30b3)

*I punch the hedgehog in the face and take his hover board, performs a spinning trick which knocks Dova towards the ground and rides off on the hover board*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 09, 2012, 07:41:48 AM
OH-DAH-VIING!

*odahviing flies down from the skies and catches me just in time. Rides after Lie, gaining on him.*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthroatoftheworld.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F04%2Fonboard_odahviing.jpg&hash=44c7b20c57f660644b8bb5b0f6ca4ac8d76b2992)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: screenwriter805 on Dec 10, 2012, 01:48:25 AM
Jumps back into the fight to infuse a little humor into this goofy thread! Slaps everyone in the face, then himself to be fair, then jumps onto the rooftops like a phantom in the night spreading humor and lighthearted fun across this battle hardened, D&D STYLE, GOOF-fest!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Dec 25, 2012, 01:42:08 PM
First and foremost, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

If it's okay, I'd like to make a peace proposal. For real, guys. No joke. Going off-topic here for a minute.

I can't help feel that you guys haven't been enjoying how I've been playing this game so far. Now I know we're supposed to fight each other and such, but perhaps I've been doing all this in the wrong way? Eg Constantly running off like a chicken, summoning backup with Transformers, GI Joe and what not etc..

I'm aware I've ticked some people off, especially Predator Queen. And PQ, if you're reading this, rest assured when I ask for no more hard feelings, m'kay? I know we've had a few arguments before, but I think this bitterness between us should end now. Everything I've done to upset you, whether it was intentional or unintentional, know now that I meant nothing serious nor personal against you. Sometimes I tend to fool around and I admit, even on those occasions, I tend to get carried away and act like a jerk instead. If you feel that's happened, then I'm sorry.

I think in future, if there is anything you don't like about how I'm playing this pillow fight game, please KINDLY inform me and I'll try not to do it again. That goes for everyone else in this thread too.

So from today, let's forget about all past grudges, bury the hatchet and turn over a new leaf. Sound good to you?

And if it's not much to ask you guys, may I please have permission to return to this thread and play again?

Peace out.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Dec 25, 2012, 01:44:22 PM
*a giant glowing yellow orb hovers over the land*
"Soon my beast. Let them wait a little longer."
*Still meditating with a glowing red veil of choas protecting me I wait in my snow covered pillow fortress of darkness*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 25, 2012, 02:05:47 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Dec 25, 2012, 01:42:08 PM
First and foremost, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

If it's okay, I'd like to make a peace proposal. For real, guys. No joke. Going off-topic here for a minute.

I can't help feel that you guys haven't been enjoying how I've been playing this game so far. Now I know we're supposed to fight each other and such, but perhaps I've been doing all this in the wrong way? Eg Constantly running off like a chicken, summoning backup with Transformers, GI Joe and what not etc..

I'm aware I've ticked some people off, especially Predator Queen. And PQ, if you're reading this, rest assured when I ask for no more hard feelings, m'kay? I know we've had a few arguments before, but I think this bitterness between us should end now. Everything I've done to upset you, whether it was intentional or unintentional, know now that I meant nothing serious nor personal against you. Sometimes I tend to fool around and I admit, even on those occasions, I tend to get carried away and act like a jerk instead. If you feel that's happened, then I'm sorry.

I think in future, if there is anything you don't like about how I'm playing this pillow fight game, please KINDLY inform me and I'll try not to do it again. That goes for everyone else in this thread too.

So from today, let's forget about all past grudges, bury the hatchet and turn over a new leaf. Sound good to you?

And if it's not much to ask you guys, may I please have permission to return to this thread and play again?

Peace out.  ;)


Uh, sure.

Quote from: Terx2 on Dec 25, 2012, 01:44:22 PM
*a giant glowing yellow orb hovers over the land*
"Soon my beast. Let them wait a little longer."
*Still meditating with a glowing red veil of choas protecting me I wait in my snow covered pillow fortress of darkness*
Quote from: Terx2 on Dec 25, 2012, 01:44:22 PM
*a giant glowing yellow orb hovers over the land*
"Soon my beast. Let them wait a little longer."
*Still meditating with a glowing red veil of choas protecting me I wait in my snow covered pillow fortress of darkness*
Quote from: Terx2 on Dec 25, 2012, 01:44:22 PM
*a giant glowing yellow orb hovers over the land*
"Soon my beast. Let them wait a little longer."
*Still meditating with a glowing red veil of choas protecting me I wait in my snow covered pillow fortress of darkness*

*knocks over terx's pillow fortress.*

Get out here and fight!

*base kicks Terx out of meditation*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Dec 25, 2012, 10:31:41 PM
*sits near tree and unwraps a present*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Dec 25, 2012, 11:48:33 PM
*Sits on a branch in that tree playing Sonic transformed*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Dec 26, 2012, 01:32:12 AM
Thanks, Dovah.

*offers wrapped present for him*

No tricks for the holiday season, swear.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Dec 26, 2012, 02:26:35 AM
*Unlocks Danica Patrick*

WHO THE f**k IS DANICA PATRICK AND WHY IS SHE IN A SONIC GAME! >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Dec 26, 2012, 05:11:27 AM
Quote from: Lie on Dec 26, 2012, 02:26:35 AM
*Unlocks Danica Patrick*

WHO THE f**k IS DANICA PATRICK AND WHY IS SHE IN A SONIC GAME! >:(

*Plugs in another controller*
"I play as wreck-it-ralph. No exceptions."
*points finger at dovakiin*
"I'll get you later."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 26, 2012, 05:20:09 AM
*stands, prepared to fight. No one fights.*

Uhh....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Dec 26, 2012, 09:33:41 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Dec 26, 2012, 05:20:09 AM
*stands, prepared to fight. No one fights.*

Uhh....

'Tis not the day to shed blood. Let us for one day, spread happiness and cheer.  :D

Spoiler
And after that, we can get back to fighting.  ;)
[close]

Edit: No, wait a minute. Xmas has passed...which means...we fight!

*Positions self into crouching tiger stance*

"Bring it on."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 26, 2012, 02:33:14 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Dec 26, 2012, 09:33:41 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Dec 26, 2012, 05:20:09 AM
*stands, prepared to fight. No one fights.*

Uhh....

'Tis not the day to shed blood. Let us for one day, spread happiness and cheer.  :D

Spoiler
And after that, we can get back to fighting.  ;)
[close]

Edit: No, wait a minute. Xmas has passed...which means...we fight!

*Positions self into crouching tiger stance*

"Bring it on."

*uses whirlwind sprint to close distance quickly. Bashes Charles Xavier with shield*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Dec 26, 2012, 08:18:52 PM
*Defends shield attacks and picks up a mallet, chasing down Dovah a la Donkey Kong style*

Spoiler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtM4DdLYFfI
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Dec 27, 2012, 02:32:17 AM
" You dumb asses there more to do then just fight in a roleplaying thread. "  Cleans her gun quitely.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 27, 2012, 02:45:10 AM
Well then, PQ, what would you suggest?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Dec 27, 2012, 02:46:18 AM
Eyes Dova, " Well for starters may I sugest a plot at least..."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 27, 2012, 02:48:35 AM
I'm all ears.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Dec 27, 2012, 02:53:06 AM
Suddenly starts chuckleing until she falls to the floor curled into a ball laughing until tears ran down her face.  " I ...I cant...I cant unless you want it that badly....other then that make up your own."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 27, 2012, 03:18:38 AM
Mmmm...naah. If you're willing to supply a plot, I'll go along with it. I'm a little drained of creativity at the moment.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Dec 27, 2012, 11:13:22 AM
We're all ears, PQ. Lead the way.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Dec 28, 2012, 12:48:51 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Dec 27, 2012, 03:18:38 AM
Mmmm...naah. If you're willing to supply a plot, I'll go along with it. I'm a little drained of creativity at the moment.
" I cant right now my brain is full of female things..."
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Dec 27, 2012, 11:13:22 AM
We're all ears, PQ. Lead the way.
"I doubt you would fallow the plot anyways."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 28, 2012, 03:27:06 AM
Ugh...fine. I'll make one.

*Dovahkiin, Predator Queen and Charles Xavier are wandering the plains of Skyrim. Dovahkiin, having just filled up on mead, is quite drunk. Suddenly, a massive coal black dragon flies overhead. It would appear that it is targeting the trio. The dragon lands on a mountain and looks down upon them.*

"So...these are the products of the Pillowfighting thread, eh? Pathetic. I sincerely hope you are all prepared. For I have returned." The dragon says.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Dec 28, 2012, 03:32:52 AM
(F*ck Skyrim)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 28, 2012, 03:51:16 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Dec 28, 2012, 03:32:52 AM
(F*ck Skyrim)

Alright. f**k it. Someone else make something up, because there is no pleasing PQ.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Dec 28, 2012, 03:57:07 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Dec 28, 2012, 12:48:51 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Dec 27, 2012, 11:13:22 AM
We're all ears, PQ. Lead the way.
"I doubt you would fallow the plot anyways."

Well, that depends on how much creative freedom we're allowed.

How about to start the plot with:

"Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away..."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Dec 28, 2012, 04:05:06 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Dec 28, 2012, 03:51:16 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Dec 28, 2012, 03:32:52 AM
(F*ck Skyrim)

Alright. f**k it. Someone else make something up, because there is no pleasing PQ.
" Your not up for the challange?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Dec 28, 2012, 04:41:19 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Dec 28, 2012, 04:05:06 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Dec 28, 2012, 03:51:16 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Dec 28, 2012, 03:32:52 AM
(F*ck Skyrim)

Alright. f**k it. Someone else make something up, because there is no pleasing PQ.
" Your not up for the challange?"

Meeh...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Dec 28, 2012, 04:51:20 AM
*Looks up from PS Vita*

This looks like the first interesting fight that has happened here for awhile.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Dec 28, 2012, 04:52:09 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Dec 28, 2012, 04:41:19 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Dec 28, 2012, 04:05:06 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Dec 28, 2012, 03:51:16 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Dec 28, 2012, 03:32:52 AM
(F*ck Skyrim)

Alright. f**k it. Someone else make something up, because there is no pleasing PQ.
" Your not up for the challange?"

Meeh...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m8vn7iJ1ff1qh4hy9o1_500.jpg&hash=cec6811ffc07d1b865a6727f23ccaa8750309b28)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Dec 30, 2012, 04:06:58 AM
*Playing PS3 in the corner*
"Will you guy make up your damn minds. You know what fine. I'll make up the setting."
*Everywere there is panic. Random explosions. Many men, women and children and being attacked by the undead.*
"There here for us"
As I shout in the distance
*Predator Queen, Charles Xiaver, Dovakiin and Lie stand behind me*
"Lets not make this easy for them."
*Freeze*
Narrator: "Who will survive the fight on a global scale? Will there be anything left of the avp galaxy and will aspie ever stops sucking? Be sure to tune in next time to find out young galaxtinans!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Dec 30, 2012, 09:38:29 PM
... This place is still alive?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Dec 30, 2012, 11:16:18 PM
Is it?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Dec 31, 2012, 12:38:07 AM
*flicks beetle off arm*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Sinister Serenity on Dec 31, 2012, 02:20:04 AM
...

-cough-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Dec 31, 2012, 05:50:36 PM
Quote from: Sinister Serenity on Dec 30, 2012, 09:38:29 PM
... This place is still alive?!
It has not been for a very long time.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 01, 2013, 12:57:14 AM
Been a while since I've had fun in here.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 02, 2013, 01:36:16 PM
*resting on hammock reading the newspaper*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jan 02, 2013, 01:45:11 PM
*recieves an email*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Amaterasu on Jan 11, 2013, 03:54:48 AM
*Amaterasu quickly pads back into the inactive thread. Slowing to a stop, perking her ears up as she glances at the bare landscape. The inactivty is so bad, it causes her fur to stand on end. The wolf lets out a long howl as if to call anyone over.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jan 11, 2013, 03:57:55 AM
The howl of the wolf draws the interest of an alien... a predalien.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Amaterasu on Jan 11, 2013, 03:59:14 AM
*The white wolf soon feels like she is not alone. Letting her ears droop slightly, hoping she hadn't called upon her own demise by calling out.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jan 11, 2013, 04:03:33 AM
The predalien, Chet, snarls as it confronts the white wolf face-on.  Having survived a nuclear explosion and wristblades through the head, Chet is thirsty for blood.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Amaterasu on Jan 11, 2013, 04:08:18 AM
Amaterasu growls softly, the flames of Divine Retribution; her main weapon flicker as the wolf growls.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fokamiworld.com%2Fwiki%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2F0%2F05%2FAmaterasu_1_-_Divine_Retribution.jpg%2F600px-Amaterasu_1_-_Divine_Retribution.jpg&hash=de93624cc5bd6194c077261268737f300551e0cf)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jan 11, 2013, 05:15:15 AM
Predxeno hesitates for a moment as its enemy is engulfed with deadly flames... the one thing all xenomorphs fear.  Then predxeno unfurls its wings; a gift given to it by the radiological mutations from the nuclear bomb (thank you Gearbox for introducing that ridiculous explanation for xenomorph varieties) and launches its attack; teeth bared, claws ready, and venomous tail reared.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: samoht on Jan 11, 2013, 05:28:13 AM
As Predxeno sails through the air, ready to rip his target to pieces, Samoht steps in front of him. His giant radioactive dick, dripping with slime, is rock hard and grasped firmly in hand. With a loud cry of rage Samoht lets out a ginormous explosion of semen which covers predxeno from head to toe. Predxeno crashes to the ground writhing and twitching. His inner jaw extends and begins ejaculating everywhere. Predxeno is experiencing his last orgasm. An orgasm so strong that no living creature can survive it's intensity. The screams are vomit inducing. Samoht's stands over the body. His cock now hangs limp and a drop of semen falls to ground in front of predxenos body which suddenly becomes still. Samoht pulls out a straw and kneels down.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jan 11, 2013, 05:57:20 AM
Oh God, that is so wrong.  The apocalypse has come at last.  NNNNOOOOO!!!!! :o  Predxeno's body is about to explode with world-ending proportions.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 11, 2013, 02:04:52 PM
Quote from: samoht on Jan 11, 2013, 05:28:13 AM
As Predxeno sails through the air, ready to rip his target to pieces, Samoht steps in front of him. His giant radioactive dick, dripping with slime, is rock hard and grasped firmly in hand. With a loud cry of rage Samoht lets out a ginormous explosion of semen which covers predxeno from head to toe. Predxeno crashes to the ground writhing and twitching. His inner jaw extends and begins ejaculating everywhere. Predxeno is experiencing his last orgasm. An orgasm so strong that no living creature can survive it's intensity. The screams are vomit inducing. Samoht's stands over the body. His cock now hangs limp and a drop of semen falls to ground in front of predxenos body which suddenly becomes still. Samoht pulls out a straw and kneels down.

Glad I'm not in this anymore...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 11, 2013, 02:16:46 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m9ebcnYYcR1r0l2oko1_500.gif&hash=f6e7e627b7171ad1b7f78e19bc452766ce5b81aa)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Amaterasu on Jan 11, 2013, 02:46:53 PM
Amaterasu retreats from the odd scene, wondering what the hell just happened. Soon going to a full run as she escapes back into the wasteland.

(god damnitt, you guys  :laugh:)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jan 11, 2013, 10:27:53 PM
Predxeno melts down and goes critical.  A giant apocalyptic explosion consumes the world bringing an end to the 685 page thread... for now?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Jan 12, 2013, 01:31:53 AM
*seeing PredXeno go critical, I open a portal to another dimension and ferry everyone through. Bowing my head to PredXeno's sacrfice before stepping through to a new world*

*feeling the soft land of the new earth*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2F4ce9060f5d871b212d28767e9c8735ff%2Ftumblr_mg1fumZGT01r11qslo2_250.gif&hash=adcf6a81ca9ca0b194265f72705a4139adfbe46f)
*I look at everyone*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ffb0aa1dbfb00f3550a6700c2fbc5367d%2Ftumblr_mg1fumZGT01r11qslo3_250.gif&hash=f5c7cb1a5415255a3d4d441e8da0b8ee3c7f9798)
I saved us,dont ask me why..
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: ShadowPred on Jan 12, 2013, 01:47:23 AM
Holy shit...Samoht, I'm not even sure this shit is allowed. Just keep it simple next time.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Amaterasu on Jan 12, 2013, 01:59:32 AM
Amaterasu shows up in Vepariga's new world, the flames around the disc on her back flicker brightly in the new light. The female wolf is ready for another adventure. She stands a few feet away from Vepariga, on top of a boulder.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jan 12, 2013, 03:45:32 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Jan 12, 2013, 01:31:53 AM
*seeing PredXeno go critical, I open a portal to another dimension and ferry everyone through. Bowing my head to PredXeno's sacrfice before stepping through to a new world*

*feeling the soft land of the new earth*
http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ce9060f5d871b212d28767e9c8735ff/tumblr_mg1fumZGT01r11qslo2_250.gif
*I look at everyone*
http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb0aa1dbfb00f3550a6700c2fbc5367d/tumblr_mg1fumZGT01r11qslo3_250.gif
I saved us,dont ask me why..

A new world, a new beginning.  Is this the true paradise where all will get along in harmony or has the problems of the old world followed its inhabitants into the new one?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Amaterasu on Jan 12, 2013, 07:53:59 AM
Amaterasu just hopes that no more weird shit happens...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: samoht on Jan 12, 2013, 12:16:45 PM
The cock begins to harden. Samoht's eyes stare into the distance. Nothing is safe. Everything will smell of yeast infections. Given time.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 12, 2013, 12:45:40 PM
*Jumps in front of Amaterasu*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FSusano_zpsb538c2c5.jpg&hash=9d500b6f85d5ea6d5f0168a700bf23bc0129babc)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Amaterasu on Jan 12, 2013, 06:38:41 PM
Amaterasu growls as she steps into her battle stance. She will use any Divine Instrument in her power. The disc on her back slowly switches to the Glaive known as the Blade of Kusanagi.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20100723133136%2Fokami%2Fimages%2F5%2F5a%2FBlade_of_Kusanagi.jpg&hash=9bcd9efb9b24295ea41688e6a129d9042bcb6469)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 13, 2013, 11:35:27 AM
*Thinks to self*

I jumped in to defend her from a Bukkake fate, I might as well see what the kids got.

*Susano'o turns to face Amaterasu*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fnaruto-3164497_zpsf653fb1e.jpg&hash=156184094e1fb58fd5ac01ac9a4291cd896b12dd)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ffe036da9c9bf48bac96e0398fc340a23%2Ftumblr_mfs25p3Jwu1rfr4ago1_500.gif&hash=27a2871156cb6d6417bd4e1eb1b6a9c6de0401a1)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Amaterasu on Jan 13, 2013, 03:54:49 PM
Amaterasu watches the new individual, seeing what he may do as she gets ready for a possible battle. Tail flicking softly from side to side, soon the little green ball is back; bouncing around on top of her muzzle. The green ball of energy known as Issun.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20090314105229%2Fokami%2Fimages%2Fc%2Fc9%2FIssun1.jpg&hash=c8feb35fafda9546e716aed49908d48b96755228)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 13, 2013, 06:13:26 PM
*lifts head.* "I feel a disturbance.*

*kicks start his bike and rides off toward the battle, determined to see what unfolds.*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F11%2F117641%2F2212594-ghost_rider_by_starwarsfan215_d4jjvw3.jpg&hash=074dc1f1890d5fccf88b75a5158b093551d43fbf)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Amaterasu on Jan 13, 2013, 09:32:32 PM
Amaterasu lets out a warning bark before getting ready to attack. She's fought with Waka before, only as a small sparring match.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: samoht on Jan 14, 2013, 08:47:32 AM
Samoht morphs into the form of a sloth and sits in a tree nearby. He Masturbates as the scene unfolds and sends a non stop shower of pineapple flavoured jizz over the field. With the weather conditions now set, Samoht grabs a bag of fairy floss and waits for the fight to start.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 14, 2013, 08:33:50 PM
*Cal437eb enters the battlefield and then leaves right after seeing the jizz everywhere. *
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 14, 2013, 11:06:42 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F27.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lqk85dBRtD1r0l7l3o2_400.gif&hash=c818920084a482d2599adbcfb33219bff99e6370)

His Jizz is this strong?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jan 15, 2013, 04:26:22 PM
Drinks a cup of Chai tea quitely then lets out a satisfyed sigh.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Jan 15, 2013, 10:38:49 PM
*is reading a book near a tree and tilts it forward abit to look at PQ briefly*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jan 15, 2013, 10:53:47 PM
Does not even glance at Vep. "Something you need?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 15, 2013, 11:02:19 PM
I believe Vep is just interested in you because of your apparent satisfaction that Samoht's semen is everywhere.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 15, 2013, 11:32:28 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fdefense-devil-1419099_zps82a774df.jpg&hash=73c010ccd4592c1fc0b98e8f2ab659954a916fa6)

Now I'm just sitting on a rock to avoid getting jizz in my shoes...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Amaterasu on Jan 15, 2013, 11:44:39 PM
Amaterasu has no choice but to sit on the same rock with Lie.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 15, 2013, 11:49:15 PM
Scoot over! There isn't enough room! Pushes Amaterasu.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 15, 2013, 11:52:05 PM
*Picks up Amaterasu before she falls off the rock and places her on my lap*

There's room for us all.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 16, 2013, 12:20:00 AM
I didn't really talk to PQ in a bad way...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 16, 2013, 01:02:41 AM
*Stands up flips Amaterasu onto my back and grabs Cal by the back of his shirt with one on hand, and hops from rock to rock until on the highest one, drops Cal off the rock*

I have no need of this... thing.

*Puts Amaterasu to sit and takes hold of her paw*

There's power in a name like yours, I'm borrowing that power.

*A white light shines from all around Amaterasu*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgifsoup.com%2Fview2%2F1688772%2Fsasuke-sharingan-o.gif&hash=f4601a77d0ec37b9494d43e2f2c098c2882117b0)

*The black flames spread all over the wasteland erasing all the jizz, draining Amaterasu*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fnaruto-2717521_zps5a5dbdfe.jpg&hash=7e2af35cc425f648cd91dbae4b0a647e50cff98c)
*Looks down at Dova*

I've cleared the field, it's your move.

*Turns and looks at PQ, Vep and Ghost*

I don't know what it is that your after but this mundane saga is over.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 16, 2013, 01:07:51 AM
*In mid fall grabs onto an edge of a rock*

You asshole you could've killed me!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jan 16, 2013, 01:12:52 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Fe9ffa7c3418a3e11588e3686d562d346%2Ftumblr_mfnmb7gufv1rml52xo1_500.png&hash=1888adc29fb2c5050afa3d4d3be0536afa391cc6)
" I had enough of this shit!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 16, 2013, 01:16:16 AM
Chuck contemplates on whether or not he should press the big red button in a glass box, labelled: "Self-destruct entire planet".
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Jan 16, 2013, 01:18:23 AM
(Remember Charles is dead to us because he does not understand how to rp at all)

" Lie calm down!"  She points her gun at him.  " I have no idea why you are so tence around everyone when it has to deal with me but I will end it! Unless there is something you need to say...and your just to afraid to say it..."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 16, 2013, 01:40:24 AM
*Gulps while shuffling a bit of dirty off the cliff above of Cal, making him sneeze and loose his hold*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com%2F8d65f45e89ae4238980b1b9e20aaa415%2Fhttp%3A%2F%2Fi216.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fcc122%2Fsasuke04266%2FSad_Sasuke.jpg&hash=a48555f597648ce963081ec294f38148f74e1b2d)

You have no idea? ... All I've wanted is to protect you... Help you with your tea parties... Team up with you... But here and now with these noobs I can kiss all of that goodbye. This thread isn't like it was before people want a reason to fight then don't follow what others have placed, that's not random that's chaos. I remember when one person would change the field and everybody had to either fight through it or write their way out of it, people had grudges and bromances and...

*Looks PQ in the eyes*

Even romances... But why dream of the past huh PQ?

*Places one hand on Amaterasu's head*

Now that you know who I am.

*Amaterasu glows white*

Lets learn who you are! >:(

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fweareawesomeness.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F10%2Fnaruto-560-page-172.png&hash=8d6fd62bab4cfbe2e84f3bdb3954ed5472c6c164)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 16, 2013, 01:47:02 AM
Not gonna lie.... that was pretty epic Lie.

*Uses a substitution jutsu just before he hits the ground and disappears from the battlefield for now.......*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Jan 16, 2013, 01:58:05 AM
*runs into thread with proton pack*

*fires proton pack*

*runs out of thread*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 16, 2013, 02:13:20 AM
O_O

Tha-That's not fair... There was time now... There was time! :'(

*Looks at Amaterasu seeing that she's grown weak*

Hmmm... I'll have to use you more carefully next time.

*Looks at PQ*

Until next time.

*Vanishes in a black explosion*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 16, 2013, 02:20:21 AM
*fog clears as Cal walks into the barren landscape while http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq2ANOkfsIA#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq2ANOkfsIA#ws) plays in the background*

"A new era has begun.  8)"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 16, 2013, 02:29:58 AM
*Rides into battle on the back of a dragon*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F86bb71d19d3bcb79effc-d9e6924a0395cb1b5b9f03b7640d26eb.r91.cf1.rackcdn.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F12%2Fhow-to-ride-dragons-in-skyrim-dragonborn.jpg&hash=60525ad7e231183fed7ed58cca980436b6fd214e)

Your days of using Amaterasu as a personal source of power are over!

*Sommons Lie back from the plane of Oblivion. Uses dragon aspect shout, cloaked in ancestral dragon armor Jumps off of dragon and kicks lie away from Amaterasu. Frees her as dragon lands behind.*

Don't think you can escape so easily.

*clutches head*

ARGH! Shut up!!! Stop it!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 16, 2013, 02:32:18 AM
hehe Dovahkiin will never hear me sneaking up from behind him with this mind always distracting him.

*Pounces onto the tail of the dragon as it flies by and waits for his chance to strike Dovahkiin when he least expects it.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 16, 2013, 02:33:45 AM
*Fus Ro Dah's Cal off of dragon's tail at the last second.*

I can still hear you...but I hear voices too...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 16, 2013, 02:35:33 AM
Damn you! *shakes fist*

Why do I keep getting pushed off of high f**king places!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Amaterasu on Jan 16, 2013, 03:54:31 AM
Amaterasu sees the large dragon, she may be weak, but she manages to lope out of the way. Heading for a safe area.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Jan 16, 2013, 04:24:11 AM
*puts book down and looks at the field*

Fine. Time to fight.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_melbdbgPsD1r11qslo1_500.gif&hash=a1f01496b682b32937198be8df19a4783b84c62c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: ShadowPred on Jan 16, 2013, 09:19:04 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jan 16, 2013, 01:18:23 AM
(Remember Charles is dead to us because he does not understand how to rp at all)



Play nice Predqueen.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 16, 2013, 10:36:29 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jan 16, 2013, 09:19:04 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Jan 16, 2013, 01:18:23 AM
(Remember Charles is dead to us because he does not understand how to rp at all)



Play nice Predqueen.

Thanks for your support, ShadowPred.  :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 16, 2013, 10:54:49 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Jan 16, 2013, 04:24:11 AM
*puts book down and looks at the field*

Fine. Time to fight.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_melbdbgPsD1r11qslo1_500.gif

*draws sword*

Whose side are you on?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 16, 2013, 12:46:25 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jan 16, 2013, 10:54:49 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Jan 16, 2013, 04:24:11 AM
*puts book down and looks at the field*

Fine. Time to fight.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_melbdbgPsD1r11qslo1_500.gif

*draws sword*

Whose side are you on?

Hmmm...hard to decide. Let's see what weapon Vepariga has first.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 16, 2013, 01:10:11 PM
I was actually speaking to Vepariga.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 16, 2013, 01:48:17 PM
Ah, I see. Sorry.

Edit: Hey, wait. We once teamed up before to fight against Lie and won (I think). What say we team up again against Vepariga?  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 16, 2013, 04:50:16 PM
I am making no alliances until I know who is fighting who.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 16, 2013, 04:52:18 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jan 16, 2013, 04:50:16 PM
I am making no alliances until I know who is fighting who.
I would be inclined to join you dragonborn. Plus
Spoiler
I have the antidote that will cure your mind problems.
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vakarian on Jan 16, 2013, 09:47:50 PM
*Walks into thread*

"So what's going on in here?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Jan 16, 2013, 10:29:07 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jan 16, 2013, 10:54:49 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Jan 16, 2013, 04:24:11 AM
*puts book down and looks at the field*

Fine. Time to fight.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_melbdbgPsD1r11qslo1_500.gif

*draws sword*

Whose side are you on?

*looks at Dova and places hand on the hilt of my katana.*

"I'm on no ones..side..But I am no friend of Lie in this battle,His methods go against my code of conduct."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 16, 2013, 10:34:50 PM
*clutches head and takes a knee, screaming. Looks up.*

Fine. If you want to attack me, make your move.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Jan 16, 2013, 10:49:09 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jan 16, 2013, 10:34:50 PM
*clutches head and takes a knee, screaming. Looks up.*

Fine. If you want to attack me, make your move.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lgfgxuVusv1qzmzllo1_500.png&hash=df42b54f140ceed6795c447d82f589ce76e99b0c)
Stand up Dova..I dont attack without reason. I will fight with you,until you give me reason not to.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 16, 2013, 10:57:04 PM
*stands up straight*

Fine. FUS RO DAH!

*Vep is pushed back with unrelenting force. runs at Vep, sword drawn*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Jan 16, 2013, 11:09:34 PM
*skids and stands up drawing sword*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lli55tzTYh1qfn1nro1_400.gif&hash=cc36fa518b40eaaeb867e4b7cdcd73d652d9c0eb)

'Your funeral!"

*runs towards Dova and clashes blades with a sound of grinding metal,the impact creating cracks in the earth around us and pushing our feet into the ground*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 17, 2013, 12:02:13 AM
*Watches Vep charge at Dova*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fnaruto-3700199_zps3e2d7787.jpg&hash=bbc6bfc043582c83c995f785646134cdc38e5f25)

He didn't tell who that character is or what show their from. >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 17, 2013, 12:13:18 AM
*munches on popcorn and offers some to Lie*

Oh, well. Whoever wins this round, I'll gladly take on.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 17, 2013, 12:19:13 AM
*dodges stroke from Vep. Blocks second stroke with shield and bashes, sending Vep stumbling back*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.gamerant.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2FElder-Scrolls-5-Skyrim-Trailer-Screenshot-Dragonborn.jpg&hash=b60e11a057d049f3600464e77216c8caa1297c77)

You are a worthy opponent.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 17, 2013, 12:29:23 AM
*Puts on 3D glasses and eats popcorn*

I think I've seen this one it's the one were they get tried out fighting each other and massive villainous super power takes advantage of the situation...

*>_> <_< >_>*

Nope, I think that's another film.

*^_^... <_< >_>*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 17, 2013, 12:43:59 AM
*blocks blow from Vep and looks up at Lie*

The only villain here is you! FUS RO DAH!!!

*unrelenting force pushes lie off of his perch*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 17, 2013, 12:56:19 AM
*While flying back*

I'm an Anti-Hero, your the villain. >:(

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lqig8zLsKx1r1kaaqo1_500.gif&hash=be09a0267089874c00ef5ca08508184a1bd5d2a4)

*Dova looks around to see all the death and destroy he and his dragon summoning and shouting has done to the land*

See all the death and destructions you've caused.

*Suddenly the destroyed surroundings fade as I stab him in the back*

Just kidding. :laugh:... >:(

*Dova falls to the floor, I slash downwards at a surprised Dova*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 17, 2013, 01:22:31 AM
*rolls to the side, dodging Lie's downstroke. Kicks lie in his stomach, making him stumble back. Gets up.*

MUL QUAH DIIV!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FAmLRl.jpg&hash=3732733911f4047fb87370d8e4a08a97e9f3bb28)

You're going to regret that.

*Uses empowered ice form shout to encase Lie in ice. Kicks lie back, shattering his ice shell. Picks Lie up by the neck and throws him into a boulder, making it crack. Lie crumples to the ground. Walks toward lie.*

Deception...how cheap.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 17, 2013, 02:41:09 AM
Chuck enters in between Dovah and Lie in his wheelchair. Using his psychic abilities, he immobilizes them temporarily.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F12%2F128366%2F2654976-charles_xavier.jpg&hash=84001570068e92f1d4c41d2db4eafb3877d981b4)

"Now gentlemen, is there a problem?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Jan 17, 2013, 02:50:36 AM
Quote from: Lie on Jan 17, 2013, 12:02:13 AM
*Watches Vep charge at Dova*

http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac206/Lie1295/naruto-3700199_zps3e2d7787.jpg

He didn't tell who that character is or what show their from. >:(

:laugh: my bad? very well She is Shiki from the 7 movie series Kara no Kyoukai (The Garden Of Sinners) She is human and more. trained Demon Hunter that has an robotic arm and can see the otherworld, she possesses the "Mystic Eyes of Death Perception", a supernatural ability that allows the user to see the inherent mortality of everything (both living and non-living) in the form of lines and a single point (which is the "origin" of the object). One stab in that origin point and a being/object falls to pieces.

Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jan 17, 2013, 12:43:59 AM
*blocks blow from Vep and looks up at Lie*

The only villain here is you! FUS RO DAH!!!

*unrelenting force pushes lie off of his perch*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m7x1pvIXc41r8fsdno3_250.gif&hash=a8042a63f1aafed694895f1c7caa754e1bb04026)
*stops self and raises sword*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m7x1pvIXc41r8fsdno2_500.gif&hash=b938f99011a4ef03078da3dfe8a64ed610cec172)

"Not bad Dova."


*charges back at Dova and feigns a sword stroke,spinning and hooking Dova in the jaw with a round house sending him tumbling backwards,dirt dust spews forth*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 17, 2013, 02:54:39 AM
*Recovers from blow, sprints at Vep and punches Vep in the stomach, then follows up with a knee to the face. Dovahkiin and Vepariga then clash swords in a trial of strength.*

Tell me, how does your katana fare against Dragon Bone?

*Dovahkiin pushes vep back a few steps.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 17, 2013, 02:56:51 AM
*Laying on the floor looks up at Charles*

The first problem would be the continuity of your powers... from robot things to mental ability, thou I must say I'm liking this more. The second problem would be that Dova slept with your mother and didn't call her back.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 17, 2013, 02:58:18 AM
*Looks back from struggle with Vep*

Oh, COME ON!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Jan 17, 2013, 03:23:39 AM
*Dova makes his remark about his blade*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_meho8jNHw61r11qslo3_250.gif&hash=5b17577c5431ff3fefe4e0055d74564999f28bbf)
*Bringing the deadlock down and parrying Dovas blade to the side. the split second allows me to pull out a hidden dagger and close the gap*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lk415385NP1qgwojs.jpg&hash=33c7a0f97dcb5b6fae97b25bec4d9206b270c2b7)

*stabbing Dova in the arm with it producing a deep gash*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 17, 2013, 03:27:10 AM
*Watches silently from a hidden position observing and gauging strengths and weaknesses. *

Spoiler
And eating popcorn
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Or trying to at least.
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 17, 2013, 03:36:32 AM
Quote from: Lie on Jan 17, 2013, 02:56:51 AM
*Laying on the floor looks up at Charles*

The first problem would be the continuity of your powers... from robot things to mental ability, thou I must say I'm liking this more. The second problem would be that Dova slept with your mother and didn't call her back.

Ha! A likely story.

As for my 'robot things', I've put them to rest, at least for this time being.

Manipulates Lie to pull out his own tongue and and cut it off. No more tall tales from you, my friend.  :-X
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 17, 2013, 03:37:35 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Jan 17, 2013, 03:23:39 AM
*Dova makes his remark about his blade*
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meho8jNHw61r11qslo3_250.gif
*Bringing the deadlock down and parrying Dovas blade to the side. the split second allows me to pull out a hidden dagger and close the gap*
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk415385NP1qgwojs.jpg

*stabbing Dova in the arm with it producing a deep gash*

GAH!

*kicks Vep heavily in the side, making Vep tumble on the ground. Vep jumps up and attemps to slash me. I block with my shield and headbutt Vep, my helmet adding to the pain. Vep falls back as I bring my sword down. Vep barely catches it with the katana. I push down, nearing my sword closer and closer to Vep's face.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 17, 2013, 03:55:54 AM
*Spits out blood uses the intense pain to brake free of the hold, and kicks over Xavier's wheel chair and he looks up and screams in terror*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mbhy0gnW461r5wdvfo1_500.gif&hash=8ecea5110f6c83696902c42c3bb9c13acabe010c)

*As he's ironically tortured in unspeakable ways*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 17, 2013, 04:04:43 AM
Falls to the ground.

"Grrr...."

Chuck grits his teeth and resists the torture. He raises a hand, lifting up his wheelchair psycho-kinetically and slams it against Lie's head, knocking him down.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Jan 17, 2013, 04:20:59 AM
*coughs abit from the impact and holds Dovas weight as he presses down. Grabbing his wrist with the robotic arm I apply pressure giving enough to get my legs under Dovas body and kick him back heavily leaving good room between us*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: samoht on Jan 17, 2013, 06:02:18 AM
Samoht, still in Sloth form suits up into his nanosuit. He begins helicoptering his cock around like a giant sausage lasso. He begins to walk towards the action.

"Ok bitches everyone's getting jizzed on!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 17, 2013, 11:30:33 AM
Okay, everyone, how about we just ignore samoht?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 17, 2013, 11:43:06 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jan 17, 2013, 11:30:33 AM
Okay, everyone, how about we just ignore samoht?
good idea
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: samoht on Jan 17, 2013, 12:28:26 PM
Samoht's dick goes limp and he leaves the thread, leaving nothing but a glistening trail of semen.


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 17, 2013, 01:25:44 PM
Quote from: samoht on Jan 17, 2013, 12:28:26 PM
Samoht's dick goes limp and he leaves the thread, leaving nothing but a glistening trail of semen.

Riiiiight...

*slowly crawls away to continue fight with Lie*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 17, 2013, 04:14:11 PM
Quote from: Vepariga on Jan 17, 2013, 04:20:59 AM
*coughs abit from the impact and holds Dovas weight as he presses down. Grabbing his wrist with the robotic arm I apply pressure giving enough to get my legs under Dovas body and kick him back heavily leaving good room between us*

*Recovers from kick and sprints at Vepariga. Doges a stroke and spins, knocking Vep back with shield.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jan 17, 2013, 05:52:06 PM
Quote from: samoht on Jan 17, 2013, 12:28:26 PM
Samoht's dick goes limp and he leaves the thread, leaving nothing but a glistening trail of semen.

With Samoht now gone, Predxeno can rise again.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 17, 2013, 05:57:00 PM
Quote from: predxeno on Jan 17, 2013, 05:52:06 PM
Quote from: samoht on Jan 17, 2013, 12:28:26 PM
Samoht's dick goes limp and he leaves the thread, leaving nothing but a glistening trail of semen.

With Samoht now gone, Predxeno can rise again.
oh no.... We're all doomed....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Dachande on Jan 17, 2013, 07:33:43 PM
*Creeps up behind Cal, steals his popcorn, and empties it all over the floor*

Mwahahahahahahaha!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 17, 2013, 07:49:17 PM
Quote from: Dachande on Jan 17, 2013, 07:33:43 PM
*Creeps up behind Cal, steals his popcorn, and empties it all over the floor*

Mwahahahahahahaha!
Clever girl....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Amaterasu on Jan 18, 2013, 04:56:56 AM
Amaterasu makes her way away from the chaos. Possibly heading back to her home in Nippon.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 18, 2013, 03:53:57 PM
*bike comes to a halt.*

"This could get...interesting."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 18, 2013, 04:19:05 PM
State your business Ghost Rider.

*prepares for battle *
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 18, 2013, 04:23:05 PM
"My business is my own." "I suggest you stand down, or I'll show you the true meaning of Hell."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F12%2F127345%2F2443346-ghostrider_pinup.jpg&hash=3c2b3544b44e8918aade9398aa9b9b4e77ac99c2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 18, 2013, 04:46:15 PM
Ha! The true meaning of hell huh... I think I may like you....

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20120924165805%2Fkurokonobasuke%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ff6%2FAkashi_gouges_eyes%253F.png&hash=afbedbe44ed2c7e0cf18c856b7e7eb7ae14c988f)

Why don't we do that together... ?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 18, 2013, 04:50:07 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F11%2F117443%2F2679231-ghost_rider__16___page_4.jpg&hash=8b03d60f5f4063b5104b10aa332a84b29de3229c)

I walk alone, mortal."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 18, 2013, 04:52:50 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jan 18, 2013, 04:50:07 PM
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I walk alone, mortal."
I wasn't asking... My orders are absolute... No one who opposes me is allowed to talk down to me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 18, 2013, 04:56:25 PM
* gives a demonic chuckle*

"I will not become a servant again. The Spirit of Vengeance serves no one.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F5%2F57606%2F1554038-vengeance002.jpg&hash=d18299e118c62d305d4e313e478e855e0a3d94df)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 18, 2013, 05:00:13 PM
I see... So I can tell that you didn't like serving under you know who...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 18, 2013, 05:05:07 PM
"And he payed for his sins." "SO YOU BETTER BACK DOWN!!!"



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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 18, 2013, 05:08:30 PM
Hahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha awww, did I hurt your feelings.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 18, 2013, 05:16:39 PM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jan 18, 2013, 05:08:30 PM
Hahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha awww, did I hurt your feelings.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F11%2F117443%2F2679230-ghost_rider__15___page_24.jpg&hash=9606337312639cd4c86cd8472b74173f817494ee)

"Watch yourself, mortal."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 18, 2013, 05:21:00 PM
We'll continue this later vile dog. See ya...

*fades into the darkness *
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 18, 2013, 05:37:34 PM
*waves from a far distance*

Hey, Rider. If you have time, could you please help me fix my wheelchair? That last swing I took with it to knock out Lie really damaged it bad. If not, maybe I'll ask your friend, Etrigan the Demon, if he could be of assistance.

Spoiler
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 18, 2013, 11:11:19 PM
Sooo...Vepariga, did you give up, or something?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 19, 2013, 01:24:44 AM
*Flowing through the air like a plastic bag*

I really have become the Madara of this thread... Just dreaming of creating a dream world were everyone can get what they want but really I just wanted to take on that one person that pissed me off to hell and back...

*Sighs and continues to float aimlessly*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 19, 2013, 02:01:22 AM
Quote from: Lie on Jan 19, 2013, 01:24:44 AM
*Flowing through the air like a plastic bag*

I really have become the Madara of this thread... Just dreaming of creating a dream world were everyone can get what they want but really I just wanted to take on that one person that pissed me off to hell and back...

*Sighs and continues to float aimlessly*

And who, pray tell, is that one person.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 19, 2013, 02:23:22 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jan 19, 2013, 02:01:22 AM
Quote from: Lie on Jan 19, 2013, 01:24:44 AM
*Flowing through the air like a plastic bag*

I really have become the Madara of this thread... Just dreaming of creating a dream world were everyone can get what they want but really I just wanted to take on that one person that pissed me off to hell and back...

*Sighs and continues to float aimlessly*

And who, pray tell, is that one person.
...Hashirama Senju....

Spoiler
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Jan 19, 2013, 03:48:32 AM
*sorry to keep you waiting Dova*

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'heh'

*calmly outstretches my arm and spirit arm clutches Dovahkins throat,lifting him into the air*
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"just try to shout now.."


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 19, 2013, 04:53:57 AM
*throws shield like a disc, knocking Vep over, Runs and picks up shield and proceeds to throw vep into the air*

Quote from: Vepariga on Jan 19, 2013, 03:48:32 AM
"just try to shout now.."

As you wish!

FUS RO DAH!

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*vep flies through the air into a tree, knocking it over*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Jan 19, 2013, 06:00:56 AM
*hits the ground hard and manages to find some bearings*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2F7b801b4dca44a8e999eb0d99b70f4604%2Ftumblr_mgsjtxR51b1rargrjo1_500.jpg&hash=df0ce31017104934be715bd0d0fc9a76fb00b144)

*gets up and loves the sensation*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m9hdrrncs61r11qslo1_500.gif&hash=2e2e1adcae1dbaf19466d958b5c3d74c9547ada1)

*I then pick up one of the tree logs with my robotic arm and hurl it towards you with great speed*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 19, 2013, 06:08:16 AM
*Jumps to the side, but gets nicked by a branch, knocking me over. As I get up, Vep stands over me and brings sword down. I dodge this and jump up, engaging vep in a lengthy sword fight. I kick Vep away as the voices in my head return.*

GAAH!

*clutches head*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jan 19, 2013, 06:23:21 AM
The voices in Dovahkiin's head are mine; soon all the inhabitants of this world will be aware of my arrival.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 19, 2013, 05:11:57 PM
Quote from: predxeno on Jan 19, 2013, 06:23:21 AM
The voices in Dovahkiin's head are mine; soon all the inhabitants of this world will be aware of my arrival.

Yes, I'm sure we will be. Now away with you, little fly. Shoo.

*takes out fly swatter and swings*

And Lie, when you're done floating about, I'm ready to continue our battle.

*taps fingers patiently on the arm rest of his wheelchair*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Jan 21, 2013, 06:14:29 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jan 19, 2013, 06:08:16 AM
*Jumps to the side, but gets nicked by a branch, knocking me over. As I get up, Vep stands over me and brings sword down. I dodge this and jump up, engaging vep in a lengthy sword fight. I kick Vep away as the voices in my head return.*

GAAH!

*clutches head*

*taking advantage of Dovas condition I charge and flying roundhouse Dova in the head sending him flying and tumbling into the distance*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mdtuf978yj1qce7tgo2_250.gif&hash=ec49ff398d0dc741d6139e644a01310794cf1bb8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 21, 2013, 02:39:59 PM
*As I'm flying, the voices in my head stop and I can think clearly again.*


DUR-NEH-VIIR!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages4.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20120820200316%2Felderscrolls2%2Fde%2Fimages%2F5%2F52%2FTumblr_m6a29msdsI1roivzuo1_1280.png&hash=731479e314d990461175190eb1f39f4e24eb713a)

*Durnehviir is summoned from oblivion right before I hit the ground. I land on his back. Durnehviir takes me back,me riding on his back. I draw my sword and prepare. As soon as a reach Vepariga again, in a flash, I jump off of Durnehviir run toward Vep and cut into Vep's leg, hitting the femur. I kick Vep in the stomach, sending Vep skidding on the ground.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jan 21, 2013, 04:59:49 PM
A portal in reality opens; I rise again.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 22, 2013, 12:01:19 AM
Charles Imma kill you in a minute but first.

*A Giant PS3 falls from the sky landing on Dova and Charles*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 22, 2013, 12:11:38 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F10%2F100776%2F2058428-from_ghost_rider_finale_by_colordojo.jpg&hash=ac1f86a6d17f966f2e50c4cfd68f508c2740522a)

"Hmm...This is quite interesting."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 22, 2013, 12:18:21 AM
Quote from: Lie on Jan 22, 2013, 12:01:19 AM
Charles Imma kill you in a minute but first.

*A Giant PS3 falls from the sky landing on Dova and Charles*
*a random giant Xbox 360 appears and smacks Lie in the face.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 22, 2013, 12:31:02 AM
*From the sides of the PS3 4 demonic arms burst out*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fnaruto-2717521_zps5a5dbdfe.jpg&hash=7e2af35cc425f648cd91dbae4b0a647e50cff98c)
So you've come... Let us see which is better.

*The PS3 ledges at the Xbox and pounds it viciously into the ground*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 22, 2013, 12:38:00 AM
Yes... Let us see....

*the Xbox suddenly starts to glow with the red ring of death and an explosion of force launches the ps3 through the air and into a mountain. *
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 22, 2013, 12:53:30 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F_ezkzXQDI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F_ezkzXQDI)

*The ground starts to shake as the PS3 evolves into a Platinum PS3 Slim*

YELLOW LIGHT OF DEATH!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages4.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20120607182517%2Fdragonball%2Fes%2Fimages%2F3%2F3d%2FResplandor_final_2.png&hash=0a5c33ca187ce2de6e8db4f6fc1f1f5fa448b11e)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 22, 2013, 12:55:48 AM
Quote from: Lie on Jan 22, 2013, 12:01:19 AM
Charles Imma kill you in a minute but first.

*A Giant PS3 falls from the sky landing on Dova and Charles*

Yeah, uh...I'm over here fighting Vepariga...so, yeah.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 22, 2013, 01:04:02 AM
Chuck calls upon his Nintendo Wii!

"ALLELUIA!"

A divine light from above shines down upon Lie and Cal.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcloud.decryptedmatrix.com%2Flive%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F06%2Flight-in-the-dark.jpg&hash=5a88307d2a106ea4e801cac76e24277ce264c7a2)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 22, 2013, 01:08:07 AM
*The Xbox gets up rusty and damaged from the blast but still ready to fight.*

Lie, shall we take care of this abomination before our battle?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 22, 2013, 01:12:36 AM
*Looks at the side Platinum PS3*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fnaruto-3700179_zps81e87e16.jpg&hash=f09e300d33c99e80ad2e61d733e5358690c089d7)

*Looks back at Cal*

I've got some time before I can use... it...

*The PS3 charges the Wii knocking it over*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 22, 2013, 01:21:10 AM
*The Xbox also joins in and body slams the Wii from above shattering the plastic on it.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Jan 22, 2013, 01:30:52 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jan 21, 2013, 02:39:59 PM
*As I'm flying, the voices in my head stop and I can think clearly again.*


DUR-NEH-VIIR!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages4.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20120820200316%2Felderscrolls2%2Fde%2Fimages%2F5%2F52%2FTumblr_m6a29msdsI1roivzuo1_1280.png&hash=731479e314d990461175190eb1f39f4e24eb713a)

*Durnehviir is summoned from oblivion right before I hit the ground. I land on his back. Durnehviir takes me back,me riding on his back. I draw my sword and prepare. As soon as a reach Vepariga again, in a flash, I jump off of Durnehviir run toward Vep and cut into Vep's leg, hitting the femur. I kick Vep in the stomach, sending Vep skidding on the ground.*

*I grit my teeth in pain as I clutch my leg,Tearing off some of my kimono and wrapping around the wound I let out a small cry as I tighten the knot. The pain does nothing but make me into a fit of rage,getting to my feet despite the pain*

You...will PAY!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mc22yo7jeo1rhyzdxo1_500.jpg&hash=f2a60b63a947711cc5db1d1c67ce8e242aae42f4)

*using my eyes of death perception I see all of Dova's vital lines,his body,his weapons,everything. All it needs is one stab.*

*Charging Dova I thrust my dagger at him*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mbh61miNML1rhuwavo6_250.gif&hash=67803cad54015bbe397a666c3d25688b756ea78e)

*Dova with quick reflexes protects his body and blocks with his shield,The knife hits the shields break point and shatters instantly. Dova gets knocked back slightly from the impact as I miss another opportunity to hit his vital link but slash across his chest and then a following punch. Dova goes skidding back severly feet leaving a blood trail.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 22, 2013, 01:56:12 AM
*Watches Vep's attack with Sharingan*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi796.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy250%2FgunkidR%2Fsharingan.gif&hash=3f8937dcf41b0bb6586ee44b1d11761e77495093)

Glad I didn't miss that one.

*Thinks to self*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgifsoup.com%2Fwebroot%2Fanimatedgifs%2F786658_o.gif&hash=1e88fc7e9409939e3818690908a9192bf05875ee)
Vep may have missed but I saw just where he's blade would of struck.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 22, 2013, 02:30:06 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Jan 22, 2013, 01:30:52 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jan 21, 2013, 02:39:59 PM
*As I'm flying, the voices in my head stop and I can think clearly again.*


DUR-NEH-VIIR!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages4.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20120820200316%2Felderscrolls2%2Fde%2Fimages%2F5%2F52%2FTumblr_m6a29msdsI1roivzuo1_1280.png&hash=731479e314d990461175190eb1f39f4e24eb713a)

*Durnehviir is summoned from oblivion right before I hit the ground. I land on his back. Durnehviir takes me back,me riding on his back. I draw my sword and prepare. As soon as a reach Vepariga again, in a flash, I jump off of Durnehviir run toward Vep and cut into Vep's leg, hitting the femur. I kick Vep in the stomach, sending Vep skidding on the ground.*

*I grit my teeth in pain as I clutch my leg,Tearing off some of my kimono and wrapping around the wound I let out a small cry as I tighten the knot. The pain does nothing but make me into a fit of rage,getting to my feet despite the pain*

You...will PAY!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc22yo7jeo1rhyzdxo1_500.jpg

*using my eyes of death perception I see all of Dova's vital lines,his body,his weapons,everything. All it needs is one stab.*

*Charging Dova I thrust my dagger at him*
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbh61miNML1rhuwavo6_250.gif

*Dova with quick reflexes protects his body and blocks with his shield,The knife hits the shields break point and shatters instantly. Dova gets knocked back slightly from the impact as I miss another opportunity to hit his vital link but slash across his chest and then a following punch. Dova goes skidding back severly feet leaving a blood trail.*

*Drops shield brace and recovers from blow. Grunting in pain as I assess my wound. Vep appears above me about to deliver a killing blow. Little does Vep know, I performed the shout Aura Whisper at the beginning of this fight so I can sense veps aura anywhere. I dodge the blow and catch vep's arm. Forcing Vep to stand, it is a pure contest of strength. I eventually push Vep down onto a knee with a mighty growl,exploiting the injury I just caused.*

Victory or SOVANGARDE!

*I grab Vep's head and slam him around on the ground multiple times. I finally hold Vep in front of me.*

FUS RO DAH!

*Vep flies into a boulder, glancing off the top, sent flying through the air. I jump on top of boulder and draw my dagger and hold it as well as my sword.*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giantbomb.com%2Fuploads%2F6%2F62830%2F1856955-skyrim_06.jpg&hash=aa653fd3732ec9d184d0df1a30e0067cbccaa60b)

This is a worthy battle! You are quite the opponent, Vep!

Quote from: Lie on Jan 22, 2013, 01:56:12 AM
*Watches Vep's attack with Sharingan*

http://i796.photobucket.com/albums/yy250/gunkidR/sharingan.gif

Glad I didn't miss that one.

*Thinks to self*

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/786658_o.gif
Vep may have missed but I saw just where he's blade would of struck.

*Looks at lie.*

Come and join the battle, Lie! It would be a tale for the ages! The future sons and daughters of Skyrim will sing of this day!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 22, 2013, 04:05:25 AM
Quote from: Lie on Jan 22, 2013, 01:12:36 AM
*The PS3 charges the Wii knocking it over*

Quote from: Cal427eb on Jan 22, 2013, 01:21:10 AM
*The Xbox also joins in and body slams the Wii from above shattering the plastic on it.*

The Wii sustains the attacks.

The Wii opens its flap and emits a blinding energy beam that severely damages the XBox's ring of death and knocks over the PS3, leaving burns marks on its side.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fsinisterfanfiction%2Fimages%2F4%2F4f%2F448281-energy_beam_large.jpg&hash=b30d39cfe0e1ff13c3b82bf8cee9b5bdd0066236)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 23, 2013, 12:34:54 AM
*Blown back by Charles attack*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fnaruto-2774465_zps146803c3.jpg&hash=aafa3af505d455db8ba0ae1c6bd17053e7d894fd)

The children's toy packs a punch. Dust yourself off Cal, I'm making my move.

*The burnt side of the PS3 cracks open and massive eye looks around the battlefield sighting the Wii*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FEye_zps42be244b.png&hash=1ff3e1f87bd6822463856aaf1fead35944528827)

*It screeches causing everyone to cover their ears, I appear behind Charles and roundhouse kick him to the ground*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 23, 2013, 01:18:16 AM
Don't underestimate me Lie...

*the Xbox then uses instant transmission to get to the Wii and smashes it with its brick power supply destroying the console. *

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnerdapproved.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2006%2F11%2Fsmashedwii.jpg%3Fcb5e28&hash=c0262c91fb4f9f3a5235c438b726856d2d5a3fa1)

Well that was fun while it lasted.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 23, 2013, 03:46:27 AM
You'll pay for that, Cal. And no, I mean that literally, you owe me 200 bucks now, so fork it over!  >:(

*climbs back onto wheelchair with splitting headache, thanks to Lie*

Chuck psychically mind rapes Lie and Cal, forcing them both listen to something far worse than the screeching of a gaming console:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ApZbtYPhy4# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ApZbtYPhy4#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 23, 2013, 03:56:56 AM
f**k this!.... Wait I can kinda dig this... Kinda....  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 23, 2013, 02:20:40 PM
*Stands in a awkward silence then shrugs*

I've heard worse.

*The PS3 rips opens and shows a set of massive jagged teeth and begins to devour the Xbox whole*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc03.deviantart.net%2Ffs70%2Ff%2F2011%2F222%2F1%2Fa%2Fsasuke__s_evil_laugh_by_firestream96-d462p4f.gif&hash=e12e5492f8cf961776f5b0940ed58e23143fd8cc)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 23, 2013, 02:30:42 PM
Whilst the PS3 is busy munching on the Xbox, Chuck takes this chance to psycho-kinetically repair his Wii with some new enhancements.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 23, 2013, 05:21:04 PM
*The PS3 doubles in size*

It's ready.

*Look at Cal*

I'm not asking for your help Xbox lover, but... Are you will to be my Obito in this case?

*The PS3 lets scream and explodes*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fnaruto-3700197_zps820dde12.jpg&hash=f2c66699490d99dd874d141a3bf9dc7bb9e68198)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 23, 2013, 05:40:44 PM
If that is what needs to happen. I'll be willing to be your Obito.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages5.fanpop.com%2Fimage%2Fphotos%2F32000000%2Fobito-uchiha-akatsuki-32026951-507-780.jpg&hash=f7571bb8b817e7c76f2ed0c6345a00b72f01b634)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 23, 2013, 06:50:26 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mc9w96DnDm1rugdft.gif&hash=07d25e1b7d97247ded4d065a2277e2fd27f5bb07)

Starting from today you are the savior of this thread.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fnaruto-3572247_zps5f3a8ca8.jpg&hash=de3418715ccdacaa08d6aec8ec6d737aeff54cb3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 23, 2013, 07:07:30 PM
I shall teach them true suffering.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 23, 2013, 07:35:33 PM
*Looks at Cal*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fweaselzippers.us%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F04%2Fjackson-crying.jpg&hash=f946d51180998f75b9f833b4a07ead65f6789c97)

Alright! This Yaoi moment ends here lets move out, Charles first.

*Raises on hand, and out the smoke where the PS3 exploded*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdailyanimeart.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F11%2Fthe-ten-tails-is-controlled-by-madara-e1353428806972.jpg&hash=1990a9d202b7657c823a7d1d9c584ea8f5848df6)

It's sooo cute! ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 23, 2013, 07:43:19 PM
Now we wait for Sir Charles.

This first attempt at us was just...

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/395005_467911739916667_2095646738_n.png)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 23, 2013, 11:54:50 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F12%2F127345%2F2443346-ghostrider_pinup.jpg&hash=3c2b3544b44e8918aade9398aa9b9b4e77ac99c2)

"Hmm...How cute."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 24, 2013, 12:48:12 AM
To Lie and Cal:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoPgTkkPqKI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoPgTkkPqKI#)

(Ghost Rider, would you care to join forces with me and make this a fair fight; two against two?)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 24, 2013, 12:50:47 AM
*Still standing on top of boulder. Looks around. Vep is nowhere to be seen.*

...

*Sigh*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 24, 2013, 01:00:04 AM
"I suppose so. Not much else to do."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Jan 24, 2013, 01:04:43 AM
*While Dova looks out to the distance he doesnt notice my attack from above*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mdkdva6kgJ1rgradgo3_250.gif&hash=6a76161a13f2dbc01f1db5f20249196ced35125b)

*My dagger hits him in the Helm and shatters completely, as it does I knee Dovah in the face and send him tumbling down a cliff*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 24, 2013, 01:16:03 AM
*Jumps*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fka_zps2d80a8f1.png&hash=ba6719b5baf3bce8a3d31166a0fc3559ce77d95c)

*Looks down at Ghost Rider*

Really? Your gonna dust off the old bike and penance wink and fight on a side that's not mine?

*Laughs*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth06.deviantart.net%2Ffs71%2FPRE%2Fi%2F2012%2F341%2Fb%2F0%2Ften_tails_version_2_by_keenoorate-d5nb0fd.jpg&hash=eca7a3f66bffb53093b2457f1620ce8a393ae3ec)

This thing is huge bigger than empire state building... As an old friend I'm telling you...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2F1a7be60bc98445dff4d399360f0b6863%2Ftumblr_mgsbtljxIa1rwumpqo1_500.gif&hash=33c1fb4eb42a140674fd5ad05c9966791d8a26fc)
Stand aside.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 24, 2013, 01:22:09 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Jan 24, 2013, 01:04:43 AM
*While Dova looks out to the distance he doesnt notice my attack from above*
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdkdva6kgJ1rgradgo3_250.gif

*My dagger hits him in the Helm and shatters completely, as it does I knee Dovah in the face and send him tumbling down a cliff*

*Recovers*

It's about time!

*Jumps up cliff, dodges swipes from Vep. Uses sword to block one strike, getting into a power struggle with Vep. Uses dagger to cut into vep's sword arm, making Vep fall forward into a shoulder smash. Vep stumbles back.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 24, 2013, 02:42:46 AM
Muhahaha.... Interesting... You have no idea what you're dealing with Mr. Rider.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 24, 2013, 02:57:02 AM
So Mr. Rider, I suggest you take care of Lie and his...Shuma Gorath lookalike tentacle-raping thing, whilst I take on Cal and choke out the 200 bucks he still owes me.

Chuck steers his wheelchair over to Cal, ready to fight. 8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jan 24, 2013, 03:01:55 AM
Predxeno roars, reminding everyone that he is still watching.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc09.deviantart.net%2Ffs23%2Ff%2F2007%2F335%2Fa%2F4%2FPredalien_AVP_by_Destinyfall.jpg&hash=f7d86516f425102701c4ca396e71c44112cf01e5)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 24, 2013, 03:03:33 AM
Hi predxeno!  ;D

So Charles, show me what you can do.

*stands around with out a care in the world. *
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jan 24, 2013, 03:04:32 AM
Hm, whose side should I help?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 24, 2013, 03:06:42 AM
Hmm. :)

*Watches Charles wheel his way over to Cal*

The Xbox is a part of this thing feel free to use everything but the Bijuu Dama... Were better off saving that for Dova and his summons.

*Looks down at Predxeno*

Me, Kill Dova and Vep.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 24, 2013, 03:20:41 AM
Waaay ahead of ya, Lie.

FUS RO DAH!!!

*Predxeno is thrown off a cliff and tumbles to the bottom.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 24, 2013, 03:25:58 AM
f**k it.

*Massive tail slams into the cliff trapping Predxeno*

I actually like the Chet design... I really do.

*Turns to Dova*

Well I only have one thing to say.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FFiringmylaser_zps75d4a973.png&hash=48a361ca3b7d8bda326f5c7501a540e5c647d2a4)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FFireingmylaser_zps402c2548.png&hash=64086649dd227662c351b0e8cf3f5a13f5896c3f)

Whoops my finger slipped. :laugh:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 24, 2013, 03:32:55 AM
*whistles at lie from above, on a dragon's back. Smirks and salutes Lie*

Now...as for my helmet issue...

*reaches into storage bag on dragon's back, gets a new helmet*

Ahh that's better.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Jan 24, 2013, 03:33:39 AM
"Dont think this is over yet Dova."

It ends here!!

*I activate my death perception and charge at you with inhuman speed,my dagger pointing sharply towards you*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mdvpwmJ1Tw1rtgwjbo1_500.gif&hash=120b09c42f46a52c42ac66108a14afbb36a2fe0f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jan 24, 2013, 03:37:04 AM
*Does the chicken dance in the middle of Dovas and Lies big fight*
"Haters gonna hate."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 24, 2013, 03:38:46 AM
*From the opposite directions of Vep's charge, 5 massive tails head towards Dova with great force*

Just doing my bit. :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 24, 2013, 04:01:26 AM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jan 24, 2013, 03:03:33 AM
Hi predxeno!  ;D

So Charles, show me what you can do.

*stands around with out a care in the world. *

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20120125215440%2Fmarvelmovies%2Fimages%2F7%2F72%2FFirst_Class_Xavier.jpg&hash=1c46611acd33925fb5144155a91d5910a3c540a5)

Delves deep into Cal's psyche and brings him under his control.

Cal's pupils are replaced with hypnotic spirals.

"You are now under my control, my good friend. When I snap my fingers, you will take out your wallet and hand me over $200. Afterwards, you will pull your pants down, dance sideways and sing 'Old Gray Mare'. Then after you're done with that, you will then devour your own Xbox!"

*snaps fingers*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 24, 2013, 04:06:28 AM
*Reaches into his pocket with his hand on his wallet and begins to walk towards Charles. *
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 24, 2013, 04:09:05 AM
There's a good man. Come closer.  :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 24, 2013, 04:10:20 AM
*Think to self*

Should I?

*Uses the Sharingan to break Charles hold*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhanunaf.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F11%2Fsharingan.gif&hash=c3223670a4e99c5e6aaad90b1554fe7e210a6e6c)

You own me one Cal.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 24, 2013, 04:14:33 AM
"GAH!"  >:(

Where the hell is Ghost Rider when you need him?!

*quickly drives his wheelchair to snatch Cal's wallet before he wakes up*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 24, 2013, 04:18:44 AM
*As Charles reaches to grab the wallet I wake up and grab his arm. *

Hahahanugetegeh(insane laughter) Almost Charles.... Almost.....

*stabs him with a concealed knife right in his stomach and twists. *
*looks back *

Thanks...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 24, 2013, 04:24:47 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.answersfrommen.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F05%2Fangry-man.jpg&hash=cdd737e5160d479f5beb6106860f69d17fb3cfdd)

"DAMNIT! I was so close!"

Psycho-kinetally removes the knife from stomach and writhes in excruciating pain.

Turns the knife on Lie and stabs him straight in the eye.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 24, 2013, 04:30:10 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdata.whicdn.com%2Fimages%2F32585979%2Ftumblr_m6z5qpIbiU1rwvejqo1_500_large.gif&hash=626f9776e90dd6e7e704dafc40b8cd8b0380a7d1)

MY EYE!!! >:(

*One of the Juubi's Tails crashes down on Charles, comically one wheel rolls out covered in blood.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 24, 2013, 04:32:33 AM
Chuck psychically lifts aside Juubi's tail and crawls over to retrieve his missing blood-stained wheel, immobilizing Lie for a short period of time.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fmarveldatabase%2Fimages%2F2%2F21%2FCharles_Xavier_%2528Earth-10005%2529_0002.jpg&hash=21a3fefdcda180641c3087d54ef918cad2d3c097)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 24, 2013, 11:40:56 AM
*Right as Charles was about to reach his wheel I appear before him and stomp on his arm with a sickening crunch sound.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 24, 2013, 11:56:36 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Jan 24, 2013, 03:33:39 AM
"Dont think this is over yet Dova."

It ends here!!

*I activate my death perception and charge at you with inhuman speed,my dagger pointing sharply towards you*
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdvpwmJ1Tw1rtgwjbo1_500.gif

Quote from: Lie on Jan 24, 2013, 03:38:46 AM
*From the opposite directions of Vep's charge, 5 massive tails head towards Dova with great force*

Just doing my bit. :P

Heh.

*Jumps off of dragon's back, in time for tails to strike Vep instead of me. Vep falls. I jump off of dragon after, plummeting down as well. Midair battle begins as I block a strike from vep's dagger and punch Vep across the face before kicking Vep away. We both continue to hurdle towards the ground at great velocity.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 24, 2013, 12:58:17 PM
"YEEEEOWCH!"

Chuck yells in pain and retaliates quickly. He forces Cal to think of nothing but blankness, causing him to pass out.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frosslawoffice.com%2Fsitebuilder%2Fimages%2Fblankness-760x439.png&hash=c2f27c114b71086b6c7c23ccb0870b4e99f756a2)

He quickly claims his broken wheel and snatches Cal's wallet from his pocket.

*YOINK!*

"Mwa-ha-ha..."  ;D

*silently crawls away back to his wheelchair for repairs*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 24, 2013, 02:01:05 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F11%2F117443%2F2679210-ghost_rider__2___page_15.jpg&hash=898d085a8dd47da577040d305e236a2225edbc73)

"You will burn."

*wraps chain around Lie and begins to choke the life out of him.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 24, 2013, 02:08:23 PM
It's about time you showed, Rider. Take care of Lie and dispose of him as you wish. I still have some business to attend to with Cal.

*finishes upgrading Wii*

*finishes upgrading his wheelchair*

"Bring it on."  >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 24, 2013, 02:27:33 PM
*wakes up with a slight headache*

You know Charles the more times you use your power the less of a hold it has on me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 24, 2013, 02:41:14 PM
Lies. Nothing but lies to intimidate me.  :laugh:

Psychically raises a giant boulder and hovers it over Cal's head.

Its mighty shadow overwhelms Cal and then SPLAT! Cal is crushed flat as a pancake!

*does Final Fantasy victory dance on wheelchair*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F2%2F2f%2FBalanced_Rock.jpg&hash=735124b8bdb3cd1aa43c7edd05604d6851020b86)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 24, 2013, 03:07:21 PM
*Rises up from behind Charles.*

Oh yeah I can phase through objects soooo....  :P

Sorry Charles... nice try.

*lunges in for another stab.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 24, 2013, 03:27:41 PM
Yipe...

*swallows a lump down his throat*

*hurriedly puts on glasses*

"Surely you wouldn't attack a guy with glasses now."  ;D

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F0%2F02%2FDon_francisco_de_quevedo-villegas.jpg&hash=1aff6c82641b4dff13046200e2302b63c426a4a3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 24, 2013, 03:32:37 PM
You overestimate my kindness Charles.

*Stabs Charles in the spine from behind making him double paralyzed.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 24, 2013, 04:09:05 PM
"AAAAAAGH!"

Mashes buttons on his control panel.

"Now to try out one of my new features."

Metallic hands appear at the back of the wheelchair and remove the knife stuck in Chuck's spine. They then adjust his back.

CRACK!

CRUNCH!

"AAAAAH!" Chuck lets out a sigh of relief. "F&CK MY DONKEY!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxKdj6dfPu0#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxKdj6dfPu0#ws)

Turns his wheelchair around to Cal.

"I'll show you another new feature of mine."

Presses button and out emerges two mini-gattling guns on his armrests.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.airventure.de%2Flegends2003%2Fgatling1.jpg&hash=c23d808369d8bba637cd6b56a702e1cee9158b4f)

"Now, my friend. DANCE!"

Fires gattling guns at Cal's feet.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.animateit.net%2Fdata%2Fmedia%2Faugust2009%2Fgatling_gun.gif&hash=007acfb69dd5e576ba00c5b00c38a7456eaa1e98)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 24, 2013, 04:23:48 PM
*activates emperor eye *

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth08.deviantart.net%2Ffs70%2F200H%2Ff%2F2012%2F264%2F3%2Fe%2Femperor__s_eye_by_giulsyeah-d5fc8d9.png&hash=4a516e6e12e5ccf3a9f7e28ae010c873b226c804)

*dodges bullets with ease *

Please...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 24, 2013, 04:36:40 PM
*applauds*

"Well played...so far. But I know there's one thing you CAN'T predict."

With one glance, Chuck uses his psychic powers to immobilize Cal completely. At the same time, his gattling guns disappear, only to be replaced with two missile launchers.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fd%2Fdd%2FExocet-mil.jpg&hash=fb157a6c46b7d318ba766b856423600c0907be56)

"FIRE!"

Missiles fly straight towards the paralyzed Cal.

"Let's see you get out of this one."  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 24, 2013, 05:09:18 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jan 24, 2013, 11:56:36 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Jan 24, 2013, 03:33:39 AM
"Dont think this is over yet Dova."

It ends here!!

*I activate my death perception and charge at you with inhuman speed,my dagger pointing sharply towards you*
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdvpwmJ1Tw1rtgwjbo1_500.gif

Quote from: Lie on Jan 24, 2013, 03:38:46 AM
*From the opposite directions of Vep's charge, 5 massive tails head towards Dova with great force*

Just doing my bit. :P

Heh.

*Jumps off of dragon's back, in time for tails to strike Vep instead of me. Vep falls. I jump off of dragon after, plummeting down as well. Midair battle begins as I block a strike from vep's dagger and punch Vep across the face before kicking Vep away. We both continue to hurdle towards the ground at great velocity.*

*The Juubi jumps underneath where Dova and Vep are set to fall, all ten tails shots upwards and stick toward a 3rd of the down while their tips flex and close in creating a perfect sphere surrounding Dova and Vep*

Embrace the stillness of eternity.

*At lightning speed the tails slam together closing the space in between them*

Spoiler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKNaeM7Z29E# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKNaeM7Z29E#)
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 24, 2013, 05:11:11 PM
*wraps chain around Lie.*

"Where do you think you are going, Mortal?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 24, 2013, 05:11:58 PM
I had already planned ahead for this. I had already predicted the future while you were shooting at me and...

*missile dissapears and reappears behind Charles *

You let me recharge my power.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 24, 2013, 05:16:02 PM
Oh hey! What's up? Did you shave?

*While Ghost is reacting to the heart felt comments I funnel Chidori through Ghost's chain stunning him long enough for me take his chains and strangle him with them from behind*

SAY UNCLE!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 24, 2013, 05:34:57 PM
"I can not be strangled by my own chain!!!"

*pulls the chain off and grabs Lie and throws him on the ground with such force that a crater was formed. The Rider then puts his boot on Lie's face*

"As the mortals say, "Say Uncle".
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 24, 2013, 05:47:34 PM
Quote from: Lie on Jan 24, 2013, 05:09:18 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jan 24, 2013, 11:56:36 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Jan 24, 2013, 03:33:39 AM
"Dont think this is over yet Dova."

It ends here!!

*I activate my death perception and charge at you with inhuman speed,my dagger pointing sharply towards you*
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdvpwmJ1Tw1rtgwjbo1_500.gif

Quote from: Lie on Jan 24, 2013, 03:38:46 AM
*From the opposite directions of Vep's charge, 5 massive tails head towards Dova with great force*

Just doing my bit. :P

Heh.

*Jumps off of dragon's back, in time for tails to strike Vep instead of me. Vep falls. I jump off of dragon after, plummeting down as well. Midair battle begins as I block a strike from vep's dagger and punch Vep across the face before kicking Vep away. We both continue to hurdle towards the ground at great velocity.*

*The Juubi jumps underneath where Dova and Vep are set to fall, all ten tails shots upwards and stick toward a 3rd of the down while their tips flex and close in creating a perfect sphere surrounding Dova and Vep*

Embrace the stillness of eternity.

*At lightning speed the tails slam together closing the space in between them*

Spoiler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKNaeM7Z29E# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKNaeM7Z29E#)
[close]

*Hermaeus Mora, the daedric prince of knowledge and destiny appears above.*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.uesp.net%2Fb%2Fb4%2FDB-npc-Hermaeus_Mora.jpg&hash=639f11bbb5b5e6e6363f2239151a8f815d856282)

Well done, Lie. You're Juubi truly is a force to be reckoned with. Sadly, I cannot allow it to continue living, due to the possibility of hindering my champion in his endeavors. It's a shame, really...

*Massive tentacles burst from the ground and swat Juubi aside like a pup. Hermaeus Mora proceeds to fight Juubi.*

Wake up, my champion, and kill lie.

*I wake up, shaking my head.*

Ugh. Mora, this is the last time I follow you.

*Mora chuckles*

You may think so, mortal.

*Dovahkiin looks at Lie*

You. Me. Let's do this.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 24, 2013, 05:55:32 PM
"Wait in line Dovahkiin, Vengeance comes 1st."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 24, 2013, 05:55:48 PM
Juubi!!! :'(

*Ghost is suddenly blown back*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FSry-1.jpg&hash=557f8107ea2ca9377a5b03de46eee8b2a9b68f26)

*Susano'o shots tomes in every direction as I run to the Juubi's aid*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 24, 2013, 05:57:18 PM
*gets back up.*

Surprising power. For a Mortal."

*gets on his bike and rides toward the battle.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 24, 2013, 06:20:33 PM
*Traps the Juubi in wall of black flames*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F7d.img.v4.skyrock.net%2F0477%2F79300477%2Fpics%2F3107580657_1_3_MFxdoxsS.jpg&hash=2bf2c54a839c5bf38b02ea5da4473b5dc8922ca3)

*Draws sword and coats it in lightning so fierce it scorches the ground*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mbfyw5MarT1rzoc9no1_r1_500.gif&hash=1099c184a4caf34c01bcec8c97cd6f82adcf1e00)

*Suddenly there no light in the sky, no sound the only things lighting the darkness is Ghost's flame and a lightning cover sword moving at a high speed towards Ghost*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 24, 2013, 06:24:58 PM
*looks at the sword stuck in his torso then looks at Lie*

"That's all?"

*The Rider pulls the sword out and throws a ball of hellfire at Lie*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 24, 2013, 06:32:46 PM
...

*The fire continues to move having missed and the lightning swords spins toward Ghost and land in front of him, Ghost is pushed from behind and impaled by the sword, moments later Dova is kick in the crotch*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 24, 2013, 06:47:19 PM
*pulls the sword out.*

"Pathetic."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jan 24, 2013, 08:51:54 PM
"Mind if I drop in."
*I say as I fall from the sky holding a demonic samurai sword*
*I slam into the ground knocking everyone off there feet*
"So who's first?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 24, 2013, 09:04:21 PM
Quote from: Lie on Jan 24, 2013, 06:20:33 PM
*Traps the Juubi in wall of black flames*

http://7d.img.v4.skyrock.net/0477/79300477/pics/3107580657_1_3_MFxdoxsS.jpg

*Draws sword and coats it in lightning so fierce it scorches the ground*

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbfyw5MarT1rzoc9no1_r1_500.gif

*Suddenly there no light in the sky, no sound the only things lighting the darkness is Ghost's flame and a lightning cover sword moving at a high speed towards Ghost*

*Hermaeus Mora chuckles and goes trough black fire*

Your puny jutsus mean nothing, Lie.

*Hermaeus Mora uses tentacles to impale Juubi in every one of it's limbs. Slowly, Mora rips a limb off, making Juubi howl with pain.*

Dragonborn, you may wish to take care of that being made from chakra.

*Dovahkiin looks at Susano'o*

Very well...GAAN LA HAAS!!!

*Drain vitality drains Susano'o to nothing as I slam my fist into lie's face, making him fly back*

MUUL QUAH DIIV!!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FHM7Rg.jpg&hash=8462348ebdcc5eda1a03801f21b6b7b32915e297)

*I am coated in the spectral amor of dragon aspect.*

Quote from: Terx2 on Jan 24, 2013, 08:51:54 PM
"Mind if I drop in."
*I say as I fall from the sky holding a demonic samurai sword*
*I slam into the ground knocking everyone off there feet*
"So who's first?"

*unaffected by blast due to dragon aspect*

Strike first if you dare, Terx.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jan 24, 2013, 09:15:34 PM
"It would be my pleasure Dova."
*Lunge my demonic samurai sword in Dovakiin. Not harming him but harming his very soul*
"You see a learn a few tricks after we last battled. One being that without your dragon souls and your th'um your just another mortal. My sword strikes into the very core of the person. Taing a fraction of there soul away and giving it to the weider of the sword."
*Pulls out the demonic samurai sword from Dovakiins chest and stands back*
"Yol-Toor-Shul!!!"
*The flame breath shout hits Lie in the back*
"Woops!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 24, 2013, 09:29:22 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jan 24, 2013, 09:15:34 PM
"It would be my pleasure Dova."
*Lunge my demonic samurai sword in Dovakiin. Not harming him but harming his very soul*
"You see a learn a few tricks after we last battled. One being that without your dragon souls and your th'um your just another mortal. My sword strikes into the very core of the person. Taing a fraction of there soul away and giving it to the weider of the sword."
*Pulls out the demonic samurai sword from Dovakiins chest and stands back*
"Yol-Toor-Shul!!!"
*The flame breath shout hits Lie in the back*
"Woops!"

I hope you are aware of my expansive collection of dragon souls. Hundreds of them course through me. You barely made a mark.

STRUN BAH QO!!!

*A massive storm forms overhead as lightning strikes Terx.
I punch Terx in the stomach, making him double over and then knee him in the face, making him fly back into a boulder. The force of the blow coupled with dragon aspect is devastating.*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jan 24, 2013, 09:49:26 PM
"Ha ha ha."
*I stand up*
"If thats your best. Then let me show you my worst."
"Fus-Roh-Da"
*The boulder hurls at great speed toward Dovakiin crushing him underneath its weight*
"I've come prepared this time. I altered my body to perfection."
*I rip off my shirt revealing my skin is coated with millions of small Diamonds held together by titanium*
"My soul is mearly a vessel that occupies this body. So get up and strike me back. So I can knock you back down!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 24, 2013, 11:04:46 PM
*kicks boulder off easily. Lands next to Terx. I stand up and pop my neck.*

Oh...you have a soul, eh? Alright then.

DURNEHVIIR!

*Durnehviir, the undead dragon rises from the sould cairn.*

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Durnehviir: What is your command, Quahnaarin?

Help me take Terx2's soul. Then you may return to the soul cairn.

Durnehviir: As you wish.

*Durnehviir and I rear back and unleash the power of our voices combined.*

RII VAAZ ZOL!!!

*The two combined shouts make Terx stumble.*

It's not quite finished. Again!

RII VAAZ ZOL!!!

*The two combined shouts tear through Terx2 and posess his soul for me to command.*

Durnehviir is the only dragon to ever know this shout.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jan 25, 2013, 12:50:30 AM
*The demonic samuri fades into nothing*
"Fool I kept apart of my soul inside the sword all this time. Till we meet again Doakiin."
*An evil laugh can be heard as my soul fragment is dragged into Hell*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 25, 2013, 01:02:24 AM
*Hermaeus Mora stikes Juubi to the side into a mountain, making the very ground tremble.*

Mora: Dovahkiin, you may want to focus of fighting Lie now.

*I look around.*

Well, where is he?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 25, 2013, 01:08:07 AM
*cough cough cough*

Chuck appears from out of the smoke, his clothes burned, tattered and torn from the blast of his own missiles.

"You'll regret that, Cal. I'll be glad to continue our fight. But first, I need to go grab some new clothes. Feel free to join me if you wish."

Disappears briefly into the Zara retailer store conveniently located right next to him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 25, 2013, 01:15:58 AM
Oh they sounds pretty nice actually.

*walks into the store with him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 25, 2013, 01:34:53 AM
Say Cal, I need your opinion here; does this sweater make me look fat?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fb%2Fb7%2FUgly_christmas_sweater.jpg&hash=b51aefdc1484f2bc60ec6f609528a6bef3ff677c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 25, 2013, 02:12:58 AM
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"Ghost Assassin.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 25, 2013, 04:01:08 AM
Hey Rider, they were selling these clothes in Zara. Want me to buy it for you?

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 25, 2013, 04:11:44 AM
Boyyyyy you be lookin fine now.

One question...
Spoiler
Should I get a haircut?

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[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 25, 2013, 05:24:48 AM
How would you like your hair done? If you want it super short, I can call up Snake-Eyes and Storm Shadow and see if they're available to give you a trimming. Little known fact, but they're incredibly good hair stylists. ;)

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 25, 2013, 05:30:14 AM
I think I can dig whatever they come up with.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 25, 2013, 05:39:29 AM
Okay-doke.

*dials phone and chats privately*

"Alrighty then, booked you an appointment. Your pickup service should be here any minute now..."

Arcee crashes into the store and stops next to Cal.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F3%2F37%2FArceeG1-2010storypage.jpg&hash=bebb64a318aeaf5e1630678ae113dab915869516)

"Arcee will take you to the hair salon, where you'll be treated with a nice hair wash with Scarlett before having your hair done by Snakey and Stormy. And...if you're interested, you could treat yourself with a nice massage with the Baroness for an extra $20."

"Oh, by the way, here's your wallet back..."

*hands back Cal his wallet*

"I'll be waiting outside for you when you're done."  ;)

*cracks knuckles*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 25, 2013, 05:47:50 AM
See you then Charles. Then we'll continue our fight.  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 25, 2013, 05:50:33 AM
Will do. Have fun.  ;)

*waves*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 25, 2013, 04:21:30 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft0.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcTdY3T1pa1VDj_OZSJsM8RYY9HJLrgKRZNAtgrvNkkyB5JuaAa91g&hash=a3dddc2bf6aebabdda9c62fbe701c08cca522129)

How do you like my new hair Charles?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 25, 2013, 04:43:06 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F5344%2F862208-professor_x_01_super.jpg&hash=e6cead2afe29913174f9bb2f2563166aaf07d211)

Hmmm...how to put it?

"Well, if you're happy with it, I'm happy with it."  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 25, 2013, 04:44:46 PM
The threads devolving into nosense again! ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdJQopRuH1E# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdJQopRuH1E#)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FLieandJuubi_zps57dbe142.png&hash=170ffbd3ceaa944465e95f8245cc9989f2a6858d)

*Walks aways*

I'll be at the peak of Mt. Silver.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 25, 2013, 04:55:42 PM
Ah well, let the nonsense and madness ensue.  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJlBN4fIBM0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJlBN4fIBM0#)

Edit: Cal, would you like to take the first swing on our bout?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 25, 2013, 05:25:08 PM
It matters not to me
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 25, 2013, 10:18:58 PM
Quote from: Lie on Jan 25, 2013, 04:44:46 PM
The threads devolving into nosense again! ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdJQopRuH1E# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdJQopRuH1E#)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FLieandJuubi_zps57dbe142.png&hash=170ffbd3ceaa944465e95f8245cc9989f2a6858d)

*Walks aways*

I'll be at the peak of Mt. Silver.

Hermaeus Mora grabs Le and Juubi with tentacles and throws them back down into battlefield. Mora slams Juubi into ground as I punch lie, sending him stumbling*

Remember me?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 25, 2013, 11:14:56 PM
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You'll wish I didn't.

*Throws a poke ball*

7 Tails!

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Use gust!

*7 Tails blasts a mighty wind at Dova slamming him into a mountain side*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 25, 2013, 11:18:29 PM
...

Well, looks like I picked the right time to arrive.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 25, 2013, 11:21:31 PM
Quote from: Trainer Red on Jan 25, 2013, 11:18:29 PM
...

Well, looks like I picked the right time to arrive.
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 25, 2013, 11:26:16 PM
Quote from: Lie on Jan 25, 2013, 11:14:56 PM
http://postfiles12.naver.net/20121225_203/naomi1973_1356402879814hcfj6_JPEG/%B7%B9%B5%E5.jpg?type=w3
You'll wish I didn't.

*Throws a poke ball*

7 Tails!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-WdG8YO7G8zg%2FUBzbZcNi3qI%2FAAAAAAAAAA0%2F-lKES2KvFw8%2Fs1600%2FRender-Biju7Tails-Shichibi.png&hash=d49b457062f39d8c5073ae9ef6b7323582a66c9d)
Use gust!


*7 Tails blasts a mighty wind at Dova slamming him into a mountain side*

*Hermaeus Mora rips 7 tails apart with a chuckle*

Mora: Strike now, my champion.

*I look at Lie*

FUS RO DAH!!!

*Lie is thrown into a tree, knocking it down. I run up and empowered by dragon aspect, throw Lie into a boulder, making it shatter*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 25, 2013, 11:35:36 PM
*Gets up*

One sec Dova.

*Walks up to Red*

O_O

Well this awkward... Erm...

*Grits teeth a sucks*

... Imma steal your identity for while... until then.

*Traps Red in a steel crate a steals his clothes*

In a fantasy thread with no rules I'm gonna give you one.

*With the help of the Juubi pushes the steel crate to the edge of cliff and puts on Red clothes*

Sink or swim bitch. >:(

*Kicks the crate off the cliff and into the ocean*

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Don't be a stranger... Red.

*Calls back 7*

8 Tails go!

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Horn attack!

*8 Tails drives Dova into the ground with it horn creating an crater as it does.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 25, 2013, 11:37:14 PM
Dear oh dear Lie... as harsh as ever.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 25, 2013, 11:44:15 PM
Quote from: Lie on Jan 25, 2013, 11:35:36 PM
*Gets up*

One sec Dova.

*Walks up to Red*

O_O

Well this awkward... Erm...

*Grits teeth a sucks*

... Imma steal your identity for while... until then.

*Traps Red in a steel crate a steals his clothes*

In a fantasy thread with no rules I'm gonna give you one.

*With the help of the Juubi pushes the steel crate to the edge of cliff and puts on Red clothes*

Sink or swim bitch. >:(

*Kicks the crate off the cliff and into the ocean*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fepic-red-red-pokemon-32627007-720-1200_zpseed92b4c.jpg&hash=b6ca1e07a49da4b98ed35cc9024f8bf827ad1a92)
Don't be a stranger... Red.

*Calls back 7*

8 Tails go!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RJQ_-WGAY9w/TCwmyO9r3-I/AAAAAAAAAgc/Z1vLPvSR8iw/s1600/a.jpg
Horn attack!

*8 Tails drives Dova into the ground with it horn creating an crater as it does.

Excuse me?

-Bursts from steel crate and then bursts forth from ocean-

-Proceeds to land on cliff edge-

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=buifCKc9RNU&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbuifCKc9RNU (http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=buifCKc9RNU&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbuifCKc9RNU)

You put me in the crate before you took my clothes, you fool.

-Tips hat over eyes, casting a shadow-

...

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 25, 2013, 11:52:27 PM
Hmm... technicalities ah... I'll be good sport give you that one. ;)

*Clicks finger, and the mini Juubi jumps and bites deep to Red's shoulder ripping out a chuck of flesh*

That's all your gonna get.

*Juubi walks back to my side eating Red-Meat*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 25, 2013, 11:57:39 PM
Quote from: Lie on Jan 25, 2013, 11:52:27 PM
Hmm... technicalities ah... I'll be good sport give you that one. ;)

*Clicks finger, and the mini Juubi jumps and bites deep to Red's shoulder ripping out a chuck of flesh*

That's all your gonna get.

*Juubi walks back to my side eating Red-Meat*

-Doesn't flinch at the bite-

I have no quarrel with you, as long as my identity is my own.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 26, 2013, 12:06:35 AM
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Have it, but this quarrel is far from over.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 26, 2013, 12:07:51 AM
"Who is this newcomer?" "I must investigate."

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 12:16:56 AM
Quote from: Lie on Jan 26, 2013, 12:06:35 AM
http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/290/258258-11.4_super.jpg
Have it, but this quarrel is far from over.

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-Walks back up Mt. Silver and halts at the peak's edge-

Indeed.

-Stares down at the world beneath-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 26, 2013, 12:20:54 AM
*Bike comes to a screeching halt. The Rider gets off of the bike and stares at this mysterious stranger*

"Who are you? Why are you here?" "Answer the Ghost Rider!!!"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F11352%2F948135-x_force_9_1.jpg&hash=1b9f30b3affe738a3d5eb1a567242f36d58943df)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 12:32:38 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jan 26, 2013, 12:20:54 AM
*Bike comes to a screeching halt. The Rider gets off of the bike and stares at this mysterious stranger*

"Who are you? Why are you here?" "Answer the Ghost Rider!!!"

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/11352/948135-x_force_9_1.jpg

-Turns head slightly and looks at the rider-

...?

-Turns around completely, deeming the stranger worthy of speaking to-

I am here... because this is my mountain. As it has been for six years.

-Tips hat up, making the shadow around his eyes briefly disappear-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 26, 2013, 12:35:02 AM
"Ah, a mortal of few words." "I like that." "It shows that you do in fact have reason."

*Reduces his flames to a lower level*

"Come, let us reason."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 26, 2013, 12:35:37 AM
Quote from: Lie on Jan 26, 2013, 12:06:35 AM
http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/290/258258-11.4_super.jpg
Have it, but this quarrel is far from over.

*protected by spectral dragon armor, I climb back out of crater*

Good to see that You're yourself again.

*Uppercuts lie into the air. He comes down and I kick him in the stomach, making him tumble*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 12:38:28 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jan 26, 2013, 12:35:02 AM
"Ah, a mortal of few words." "I like that." "It shows that you do in fact have reason."

*Reduces his flames to a lower level*

"Come, let us reason."

...

-Walks cautiously towards the rider-

What is it that you wish to speak about?

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jan 26, 2013, 12:56:59 AM
*Randomly Wabbajacked back into existance*
"So Red how do you survive up here? How do you get food and water? Wheres the bathroom?"
*A wild DIALGA apppears I throw a masterball and It is immediately caught*
"I always wanted on of these."
*Stares at Trainer Red breifly*
"Trade?"
*Looks at Ghost rider*
"Try and not to melt the snow please if you can."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 26, 2013, 01:10:08 AM
*Leans down and the mini Juubi pounces on Dova's face like a lightning fast face facehugger blinding him*

Nice!

*I kick Dova in crotch and spin jump, the mini Juubi jumps over Dova's face just as I land a spinning roundhouse to Dova head knocking him to the ground, Bro fists the mini Juubi*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 01:14:16 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jan 26, 2013, 12:56:59 AM
*Randomly Wabbajacked back into existance*
"So Red how do you survive up here? How do you get food and water? Wheres the bathroom?"
*A wild DIALGA apppears I throw a masterball and It is immediately caught*
"I always wanted on of these."
*Stares at Trainer Red breifly*
"Trade?"
*Looks at Ghost rider*
"Try and not to melt the snow please if you can."

...

*headache*

-Tips hat back over face-

I'll have to let that remain a mystery
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 26, 2013, 01:22:40 AM
*nods head.*
Very well mortal, I take my leave." "Good day, Red."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F33806%2F1768651-ghostrv3001_varcov_col.jpg&hash=04b05a05393e6a133c721bfbceb1e359cc6c9f08)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 01:25:32 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jan 26, 2013, 01:22:40 AM
*nods head.*
Very well mortal, I take my leave." "Good day, Red."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F33806%2F1768651-ghostrv3001_varcov_col.jpg&hash=04b05a05393e6a133c721bfbceb1e359cc6c9f08)

Farewell.

-Watches the rider go-

...

-Turns, steps to the edge, and looks down upon the world once again-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 02:38:05 AM
Good morning.  :)

Time for me to make a move!

*psychically forces Cal to clench a fist and sock himself in the eye continuously*

"Quit hitting yourself, Cal!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 26, 2013, 02:44:16 AM
As you wish.

*makes body unable to take physical damage and fists phase through him. I then phase through the ground and disappear out of the range of Charles. *
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 26, 2013, 02:46:53 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blog-city.info%2Fen%2Fimg3%2F3492_sasuke%2520leaning%2520on%2520a%2520tree.jpg&hash=7a9a8d2c474b5c1485a928dded780a5ed70b1a68)

Kamui... Truthfully you could be way more creative with a jutsu like that.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 26, 2013, 02:51:08 AM
I could... But what would be the point using advanced techniques against Charles? It would... Ruin the fun...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 02:56:34 AM
Right, off to find Cal.

*uses Cerebro to track down his whereabouts*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20100702165807%2Fmarveldatabase%2Fimages%2Fa%2Fac%2FXavier_using_X-Mansion%2527s_Cerebro.jpg&hash=05f3379693b9511fd9fcf9fc222ac48519409bbd)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 26, 2013, 02:59:06 AM
... :o

*Gets up and slaps Cal*

I thought you were OP, I thought you'd throw the very limits of your imagination at your enemies, stunning them, pushing them, forcing them to come up with ways to even the field...

*Walks pass Cal and slightly turns back*

I thought you were the SAVIOR...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 03:03:01 AM
To Cal:

"You don't owe these people anymore. You've given them everything."

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages4.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20120524143752%2Fbatman%2Fimages%2Fe%2Fe7%2FTDKRCatwoman.jpg&hash=124806f2053b6754db1a9bc97bc9b5dffad813c8)
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 26, 2013, 03:05:27 AM
*Right as Charles locates me I asked before him*

Looking for me?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth04.deviantart.net%2Ffs70%2F200H%2Ff%2F2012%2F246%2F2%2F3%2Fseijuro_akashi___emperor_eye_by_wiiwiipyon-d5ddvs9.png&hash=41f4ba7999e357ec0842144ba9e9e84e7b0524d7)

*As Charles tries to break through the barrier in my mind he realizes that there is only darkness in there. *

It's not going to be shown how op I am for at least 5 more pages. Lie, have some patience...

And Charles... I haven't given them everything... Not yet...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jan 26, 2013, 03:09:41 AM
*A stealth bomber flies over everyone*
*I look out of the window*
"Soon."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 03:10:38 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jan 26, 2013, 03:09:41 AM
*A stealth bomber flies over everyone*
*I look out of the window*
"Soon."

-Slowly raises head and spots bomber flying past the mountain-

...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 03:12:05 AM
You've given them everything but the kitchen sink, Cal.

Chuck searches through the darkness until he finds a single speck of light. It's none other than Cal.

"Got you, now."

Quote from: Terx2 on Jan 26, 2013, 03:09:41 AM
*A stealth bomber flies over everyone*
*I look out of the window*
"Soon."

Uses psychic abilities to steer the bomber elsewhere. Makes it crash land into Terx's house.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 26, 2013, 03:16:53 AM
What is this light you speak of...? Darkness is all I know now...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 03:19:20 AM
"Aaaah, so you think darkness is your ally? But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!"

*psychically chokes Cal by the throat, tightening my grasp*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 26, 2013, 03:20:53 AM
*Sitting watches the fight between Cal And Charles, the Sharingan catches Cal's eye and sticks him in genjutsu*

Remember you owe me for saving you.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fshou_zps70b995d1.png&hash=e69a5a0d6b1e44fd8829379ea379bb4110a22e97)
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*Cal's wakes up to being strangled by Charles
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 03:21:35 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 03:19:20 AM
"Aaaah, so you think darkness is your ally? But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!"

*psychically chokes Cal by the throat, tightening my grasp*

...

Are you Bane, Cat-woman, Xavier, or an upside-down f**king chicken mask?

I can't tell..
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 03:23:52 AM
Quote from: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 03:21:35 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 03:19:20 AM
"Aaaah, so you think darkness is your ally? But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!"

*psychically chokes Cal by the throat, tightening my grasp*

...

Are you Bane, Cat-woman, Xavier, or an upside-down f**king chicken mask?



In the mind, I can be anything.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jan 26, 2013, 03:29:15 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 03:12:05 AM
You've given them everything but the kitchen sink, Cal.

Chuck searches through the darkness until he finds a single speck of light. It's none other than Cal.

"Got you, now."

Quote from: Terx2 on Jan 26, 2013, 03:09:41 AM
*A stealth bomber flies over everyone*
*I look out of the window*
"Soon."

Uses psychic abilities to steer the bomber elsewhere. Makes it crash land into Terx's house.

"You fool Chuck you just realeased the most deadliest bioweapon ever created!"
*Out of the ships cargo hold a large black tar like tentacle mass Uroboros begins to spread into the country side infecting, mutating and killing all that stand in its way*
"I was gonna despose of it by launching it into the sun. But now..."
*A large dose of Uroboros attatches to me and begins mutating and assmiliating me*
"Now Earth will be reborn in my image!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 26, 2013, 03:30:06 AM
Ahhhh! Shut up!

*Breaks out of the Charles grasp and kicks his wheel chair over and sends it to another dimension *

*Charges at Charles and  tackles him to the ground and beats him mercilessly to a pulp*

*I then take my knife out to finally end this battle *

It's over!

*I ram the knife through his rib cage straight into his heart... Blood comes from his mouth... *
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 26, 2013, 03:32:32 AM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 03:33:21 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jan 26, 2013, 03:29:15 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 03:12:05 AM
You've given them everything but the kitchen sink, Cal.

Chuck searches through the darkness until he finds a single speck of light. It's none other than Cal.

"Got you, now."

Quote from: Terx2 on Jan 26, 2013, 03:09:41 AM
*A stealth bomber flies over everyone*
*I look out of the window*
"Soon."

Uses psychic abilities to steer the bomber elsewhere. Makes it crash land into Terx's house.

"You fool Chuck you just realeased the most deadliest bioweapon ever created!"
*Out of the ships cargo hold a large black tar like tentacle mass Uroboros begins to spread into the country side infecting, mutating and killing all that stand in its way*
"I was gonna despose of it by launching it into the sun. But now..."
*A large dose of Uroboros attatches to me and begins mutating and assmiliating me*
"Now Earth will be reborn in my image!"

-sigh-

Good going Xavier.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 03:34:18 AM
Chuck chokes on his own blood, admitting defeat.

*cough cough cough*

"Well played, Cal. Well played. But you do realize that you're killing the only man who can stop the deadly Uroboros virus...I'm the only one who can save this world...you need me. I started this...I should be the one to end it."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 26, 2013, 03:36:27 AM
*Holds out sword to Cal*

Save him... From the pain of this world. >:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 03:38:01 AM
If I die now...soon you will all follow. But spare me and I promise to help you stop the Uroboros virus. I'm your last hope.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 26, 2013, 03:40:03 AM
Don't worry my friend... I'll bring you back... As my slave...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcQkeYlmwNtRAZnDzwandgOghQwy8conD3HTibJeDMv7q0X24wlb&hash=58290e2bca70dd8444b6ea2103cfed46c6706bfb)

*takes the sword from Lie*

See you soon... Charles...

*Cuts off the head of the great man Charles Xavier *
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 03:41:25 AM
And so ends the great Professor X...at least for now.

"I WILL return."  ;D

BTW: Good luck with dealing with Uroboros.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 26, 2013, 03:44:50 AM
*The Juubi eats Charles remains, Grabs swords off of Cal and jumps into the trees disappearing*

One down.. for now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 26, 2013, 03:45:47 AM
Lie, should we use Edo Tensei to have Charles deal with the disease?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 03:47:36 AM
I would advise doing so..

Considering it will eat the entire planet.

...

I can see it from my mountain now, eating the landscape, destroying everything.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jan 26, 2013, 03:48:20 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 03:38:01 AM
Kill me now...and soon you will all follow. But spare me and I promise to help you stop the Uroboros virus. I'm your last hope.

"Ha you where the one that freed me."
*Four large tentacles sprout from my back and mutate into giant claws while my hands chang into organic swords*
"I'm just another mutant like you!"
*As I start manicingly laugh*
"Now then who want to join my new world. Surrender and live or refuse and die?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 03:52:39 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jan 26, 2013, 03:48:20 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 03:38:01 AM
Kill me now...and soon you will all follow. But spare me and I promise to help you stop the Uroboros virus. I'm your last hope.

"Ha you where the one that freed me."
*Four large tentacles sprout from my back and mutate into giant claws while my hands chang into organic swords*
"I'm just another mutant like you!"
*As I start manicingly laugh*
"Now then who want to join my new world. Surrender and live or refuse and die?"

-Glares, and tips hat down-

-Leaps off from mountain and lands in front of the mutant-

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cw3vfuHh_A (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cw3vfuHh_A)

I will defend this world.

-Throws out entire team-


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 26, 2013, 03:52:59 AM
Nahhhh! :laugh:

*Watches the virus slowly change the landscape*

O_O

*Turns to Cal*

You know the rules of the Edo Tensei, body for a body.

*Looks at Terx*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 03:55:06 AM
Chuck swims around aimlessly in the spiritual world. He looks down at Cal, Lie and Red, curious about what actions they'll take.

"I started this whole mess. I'm responsible. I must be the one to finish it!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 03:58:56 AM
Pika! Quick attack and follow with an Iron tail to cut those tentacles off!
Snor! Earthquake the source!
Poli! Support Pika with an ice beam!
Aero! Dragon claw and hyper beam anything that moves!
Vee! Evolve into Flareon and use flamethrower!
Saur! Frenzy plant and cover everyone's backs!


-Virus retreats after receiving the massive amount of damage, burning away slowly-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 26, 2013, 04:01:36 AM
You got this one Lie. For now I will simply observe.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 26, 2013, 04:04:11 AM
Screw it! >:(

*Grabs Terx and stabs him with a sword and uses his body for the Edo Tensei, Terx screams in pain as he slowly transforms into Charles*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw1XJbV2HK0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw1XJbV2HK0#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 26, 2013, 04:04:31 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F11%2F117443%2F2679231-ghost_rider__16___page_4.jpg&hash=8b03d60f5f4063b5104b10aa332a84b29de3229c)

"What in the hell is going on?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 04:06:11 AM
"NO! I will be nobody's slave!"  >:(

"Rider, HELP ME! These people have spilled innocent blood and killed a crippled man unjustly in cold hands!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 04:07:07 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jan 26, 2013, 04:04:31 AM
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"What in the hell is going on?"

Rider! Help me take down this virus! It's consuming the world!

-Team continues to push it back with their continuous attacks-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 26, 2013, 04:08:37 AM
*Stands back, watching all the weird shit.*

Mora, you may as well go back to Apochrypha. Nothing is really happening here anymore.

Mora: Very well, Dovahkiin.

*Hermaeus Mora disappears into Apochrypha as I walk away fromt he battle ground.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 26, 2013, 04:10:30 AM
"Virus?" "No matter there is a power much greater than this virus."
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F31499%2F749407-ghost_rider_00.jpg&hash=554a063c55fbf71251e6a0a6b1fcba6ae1454941)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 26, 2013, 04:11:07 AM
We don't have time for this free will bullshit.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freewebs.com%2Fikkakurenji%2FSasuke-419.jpg&hash=21b94496a5266164a8cc295521fa265ca675e414)

Charles as your maker I command you: Stop the virus then stick your finger up your ass then... LICK IT.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 04:13:50 AM
"NEVER! I'd rather stay dead than be part of this crap!"

Psychically reverses time ten minutes ago.

Chuck is returned to the spiritual world, whilst Terx is brought back to spread his chaos.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 04:14:12 AM
GOD DAMMIT XAVIER!!!

'Gah! Even my regular team is having trouble!'

...

-Calls forth a pokemon with immense power-

Mewtwo! Destroy it! Pour all your energy in psychic and don't let up!

-Physic wave obliterates a massive amount of the virus and rips up the ground for miles-

-Everyone gets blown back for a moment-

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 26, 2013, 04:15:20 AM
What the hell Charles! You f**ked up the continuity of the thread!  :laugh:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 04:16:20 AM
Only a little. The virus is still out, Terx is still alive and I'm still dead.  ;D

*finds his missing wheelchair floating past him*

"Ah, so that's where you went!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 26, 2013, 04:16:40 AM
*Turns to Cal*

Well your doom'd I'm just gonna head to the peak of Mt Silver and jam in Susano'o

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth08.deviantart.net%2Ffs71%2FPRE%2Fi%2F2012%2F236%2F2%2F5%2Fnaruto_480_sasuke__s_susanoo_by_bangalybashir-d5c87cw.jpg&hash=b6aebfd1eb80ee8414abc6bf680549e3456165b5)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 26, 2013, 04:18:41 AM
*gives a demonic yell and burns up most of the virus*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F11%2F117443%2F2679230-ghost_rider__15___page_24.jpg&hash=9606337312639cd4c86cd8472b74173f817494ee)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 26, 2013, 04:19:35 AM
Well that takes care of the virus then.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 04:20:45 AM
-Mewtwo continues destroying virus with rider until its a tiny speck-

Gotcha!

-Clamps down piece of virus in air-tight container-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jan 26, 2013, 04:21:50 AM
*Uroboros breaks apart and spits me out as it is sacrificed to bring Charles back*
"Wow I have a massive headache."
*Looks of into the distance to find my house crushed by my own sealth bomber*
"Chuck you basterd I'll kill you. The cure for the virus was in my house under my mattress. Now its crushed.
*Turns on the tv which is the only thing left intact inside my house*
"Thats right fokes Uroboros has already infected Moscow, Tokyo, London, Paris, New York, Sydney and Alaska." says the tv reporter.
"Well were f**ked Uroboros is only weak to flames and high frequencies"
*Now that Chuck alters time I become infected again*
"Now that half of Earth is infected. Its not long before the rest is."
*Than ghost riders flames burn the Uroboros virus off me*
"Finally. Took you guys a while. But what about the rest of the world?"

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jan 26, 2013, 04:04:31 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F11%2F117443%2F2679231-ghost_rider__16___page_4.jpg&hash=8b03d60f5f4063b5104b10aa332a84b29de3229c)

"What in the hell is going on?"

"Long story short. Chuck released a deadly virus by taking down my stealth bomber that was gonna despose of it. Chucks dead by Lie brough him back by sacrificing an infected me but Uroboros defused itself from me hence I survived. Now we just have to clean up this mess Chuck unleashed. Did I mention it is all his fault? :P :laugh:"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 04:23:14 AM
-Container is in shards-

...

Is it... gone?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 26, 2013, 04:26:25 AM
"Yes. For now."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 04:26:40 AM
Well, whether I destroyed the bomber or not, it wouldn't have made much difference. The virus would have been exposed either way.

*swims around casually in the spirit world*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 04:29:00 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 04:26:40 AM
Well, whether I destroyed the bomber or not, it wouldn't have made much difference. The virus would have been exposed either way.

*floats around casually in the spirit world*

-Lifts hat up slightly and gives a furious glare-

..You're lucky you're already dead.

-Returns team-

...

-Tips hat to Mewtwo with a small smile and returns him too-

-Hikes back up Mt. Silver-


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jan 26, 2013, 04:31:12 AM
Quote from: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 04:23:14 AM
-Container is in shards-

...

Is it... gone?

"If by gone you mean infected Alaska, Sydney, Moscow, New York, London, Paris and Tokyo than yes."
*Pulls out a flamethrower*
"Road trip! Come on out DIALGA!"
*DIALGA appears from its masterball*
*I ride off in thesun set on DIALGA's back with my flamethrower whistling*
"At least this place is safe."

Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 04:26:40 AM
Well, whether I destroyed the bomber or not, it wouldn't have made much difference. The virus would have been exposed either way.

*swims around casually in the spirit world*

"I was gonna rid it from this world till you make my bomber crash. My house is in ruins and Uroboros is still out there!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 04:32:24 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jan 26, 2013, 04:31:12 AM
Quote from: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 04:23:14 AM
-Container is in shards-

...

Is it... gone?

"If by gone you mean infected Alaska, Sydney, Moscow, New York, London, Paris and Tokyo than yes."
*Pulls out a flamethrower*
"Road trip! Come on out DIALGA!"
*DIALGA appears from its masterball*
*I ride off in thesun set on DIALGA's back with my flamethrower whistling*
"At least this place is safe."

Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 04:26:40 AM
Well, whether I destroyed the bomber or not, it wouldn't have made much difference. The virus would have been exposed either way.

*swims around casually in the spirit world*

"I was gonna rid it from this world till you make my bomber crash. My house is in ruins and Uroboros is still out there!"

Well whatever, it's not bothering this side of the world anymore.

-Reaches peak and notices Lie-

...?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 26, 2013, 04:34:32 AM
"Mind if I come up here?" "I find it peaceful, unlike everything else I know."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 04:35:09 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jan 26, 2013, 04:31:12 AM
Quote from: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 04:23:14 AM
-Container is in shards-

...

Is it... gone?

"If by gone you mean infected Alaska, Sydney, Moscow, New York, London, Paris and Tokyo than yes."
*Pulls out a flamethrower*
"Road trip! Come on out DIALGA!"
*DIALGA appears from its masterball*
*I ride off in thesun set on DIALGA's back with my flamethrower whistling*
"At least this place is safe."

Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 04:26:40 AM
Well, whether I destroyed the bomber or not, it wouldn't have made much difference. The virus would have been exposed either way.

*swims around casually in the spirit world*

"I was gonna rid it from this world till you make my bomber crash. My house is in ruins and Uroboros is still out there!"

Oh really, Terx? My psychic mind-reading tells me otherwise. You were planning to spread the virus round the world, I know.   ;)

So in theory, I kind of did a favor in trying to save the world.  ;D

Too bad I can't fix your house though. I'm already dead, and I'm rather loving it up here! No way you can reach me now!

*continues to swim casually whilst listening to blue danube*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CTYymbbEL4# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CTYymbbEL4#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 26, 2013, 04:35:21 AM
*Looks outwards*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lvag0bEpgT1r6weo0o1_400.png&hash=13aa0b71fd19858f0f8481904cf7899088d218b5)

...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 04:36:21 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jan 26, 2013, 04:34:32 AM
"Mind if I come up here?" "I find it peaceful, unlike everything else I know."

I don't mind.

...

-Walks to the edge of the peak and stares out with Pika on shoulder-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 26, 2013, 04:38:10 AM
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"So peaceful."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 26, 2013, 04:38:33 AM
Quote from: Lie on Jan 26, 2013, 04:35:21 AM
*Looks outwards*

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvag0bEpgT1r6weo0o1_400.png

...
*Appears besides Lie.*

Our goal is almost in our grasp...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 04:40:06 AM
A rare moment of zen between everyone it seems..

-Lays against stone as the sun sets-

...

-Tips hat over face and falls asleep as night arrives-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jan 26, 2013, 04:46:29 AM
Quote from: Lie on Jan 26, 2013, 04:35:21 AM
*Looks outwards*

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvag0bEpgT1r6weo0o1_400.png

...

"Hello new desktop background. Anyway I'm need elsewhere. Needing to clean up the mess Charles made."
*Turn to face the mountain*
*Tips the cowboy hat I'm wearing*
"Till we meet again everybody."
*I wave as I walking into the sunset with DIALGA*

Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 04:35:09 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jan 26, 2013, 04:31:12 AM
Quote from: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 04:23:14 AM
-Container is in shards-

...

Is it... gone?

"If by gone you mean infected Alaska, Sydney, Moscow, New York, London, Paris and Tokyo than yes."
*Pulls out a flamethrower*
"Road trip! Come on out DIALGA!"
*DIALGA appears from its masterball*
*I ride off in thesun set on DIALGA's back with my flamethrower whistling*
"At least this place is safe."

Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 04:26:40 AM
Well, whether I destroyed the bomber or not, it wouldn't have made much difference. The virus would have been exposed either way.

*swims around casually in the spirit world*

"I was gonna rid it from this world till you make my bomber crash. My house is in ruins and Uroboros is still out there!"

Oh really, Terx? My psychic mind-reading tells me otherwise. You were planning to spread the virus round the world, I know.   ;)

So in theory, I kind of did a favor.  ;D

Too bad I can't fix your house thoughe. I'm already dead, and I'm rather loving it up here! No way you can reach me now!

*continues to swim casually*

"Actual I was planning to spread around the world.... Promotion for my new book. Life in the kitchen with Terx2. I saved you a copybut I guess you won't be needing it."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 04:49:34 AM
I wouldn't be interested in it much, but thanks for your consideration.  :D

Edit: A week passes by...

Terx is still busy cleaning up my/his lovely mess.

Ghost Rider, Red, Lie and Cal have enjoyed a time of peace together. But one morning while they are all sleeping, they are awoken when a heavenly beam of light shines down from the skies upon the peak.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.fineartamerica.com%2Fimages-medium%2Fheavenly-light-eileen-anderson.jpg&hash=c569196a9807dddcd755480b7e34a507afb4fee2)

And out from it, emerges the reborn Charles Xavier.

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"Aaah...F%CK MY DONKEY!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxKdj6dfPu0#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxKdj6dfPu0#ws)

So...anybody up for a nice hearty breakfast? 'Tis the most important meal of the day, y'know.  ;)

I've got American, English or if you want to stay healthy, Continental.

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Or, if you want to go Asian, I've got Chinese, Japanese and Korean.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 26, 2013, 03:14:43 PM
*looks at Charles.*

"I only eat souls."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 26, 2013, 03:41:27 PM
American! Thanks Charles!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 03:44:32 PM
I can ask Megatron to cook you a soul omelette, Rider.  Want me to add some blood with it? ;)

"You're welcome, Cal."  ;)

*hands over American breakfast to Cal*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 03:46:37 PM

...


Continental please.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 26, 2013, 03:46:52 PM
*looks around at everyone having a nice breakfast*

By the nine...no fighting! No fighting...in a thread made for fighting!

*Unsheathes sword*

Listen up! We need to get this thread back on track! Any of you who wish to fight me, come forward!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 26, 2013, 03:48:49 PM
Come now Dragonborn. Don't be like that.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 03:50:29 PM
There you go, Red. Enjoy it.

*hands him over Continental breakfast*

Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jan 26, 2013, 03:46:52 PM
*looks around at everyone having a nice breakfast*

By the nine...no fighting! No fighting...in a thread made for fighting!

*Unsheathes sword*

Listen up! We need to get this thread back on track! Any of you who wish to fight me, come forward!

Now-now Dovah, kindly wait your turn. I know how hungry you and your dragon must be. But do understand that it'd be unfair for us to fight on an empty stomach. We all need our energy.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 26, 2013, 03:52:15 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jan 26, 2013, 03:46:52 PM
*looks around at everyone having a nice breakfast*

By the nine...no fighting! No fighting...in a thread made for fighting!

*Unsheathes sword*

Listen up! We need to get this thread back on track! Any of you who wish to fight me, come forward!

-Eats slowly-

...

Can't we have peace for more than five minutes?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 26, 2013, 03:53:11 PM
All right, Dovah, you're up. What would you like to have?

Edit: Lie, how about you? Perhaps a Japanese breakfast to get you on the go?   :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 26, 2013, 07:12:18 PM
Wait a second..... What did you put in this food Charles?!

*passes out with foam coming out of the mouth *
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jan 27, 2013, 12:00:08 AM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jan 26, 2013, 07:12:18 PM
Wait a second..... What did you put in this food Charles?!

*passes out with foam coming out of the mouth *

*I've returned from long journey*
"Charles now maybe a bad time to tell you this but you really need help with your cooking skills"
*Hands Charles a copy of my book "Life in the kitchen with Terx2"*
*Looks at Cal427eb*
*Stabs a needle in his back and the foaming stops. I closly at Cal427eb food*
"It's been poisoned!"
*DIALGA starts eating Cal427eb food*
"No stop DIALGA!"
*DIALGA faints. I return him to the masterball*
"Charles can you go one day without trying to kill us all ;D"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 27, 2013, 12:06:05 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jan 27, 2013, 12:00:08 AM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jan 26, 2013, 07:12:18 PM
Wait a second..... What did you put in this food Charles?!

*passes out with foam coming out of the mouth *

*I've returned from long journey*
"Charles now maybe a bad time to tell you this but you really need help with your cooking skills"
*Hands Charles a copy of my book "Life in the kitchen with Terx2"*
*Looks at Cal427eb*
*Stabs a needle in his back and the foaming stops. I closly at Cal427eb food*
"It's been poisoned!"
*DIALGA starts eating Cal427eb food*
"No stop DIALGA!"
*DIALGA faints. I return him to the masterball*
"Charles can you go one day without trying to kill us all ;D"

Well, that's what this thread is about.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jan 27, 2013, 12:13:23 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jan 27, 2013, 12:06:05 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Jan 27, 2013, 12:00:08 AM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jan 26, 2013, 07:12:18 PM
Wait a second..... What did you put in this food Charles?!

*passes out with foam coming out of the mouth *

*I've returned from long journey*
"Charles now maybe a bad time to tell you this but you really need help with your cooking skills"
*Hands Charles a copy of my book "Life in the kitchen with Terx2"*
*Looks at Cal427eb*
*Stabs a needle in his back and the foaming stops. I closly at Cal427eb food*
"It's been poisoned!"
*DIALGA starts eating Cal427eb food*
"No stop DIALGA!"
*DIALGA faints. I return him to the masterball*
"Charles can you go one day without trying to kill us all ;D"

Well, that's what this thread is about.

"You know Dovakiin violence isn't the answer to everything. You really should be more like the greybeards. Peaceful and know how to STFU."
*Farts in Dovakiins general direction*
"Fight that dragonborn. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to the pokèmon health centre to get DIALGA back to full health"
*Walks away listen to music on my ipod*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 27, 2013, 12:40:29 AM
"Now, people. Stay calm. Clearly, SOMEBODY here is responsible for contaminating the food. And if I stand correct-"

*everyone points fingers at Chuck as they slowly close in on him*

"HEY! Now wait a minute!"  >:(

*immobilizes everyone*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 27, 2013, 12:49:38 AM
"Do you honestly think that you can contain the Ghost Rider?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 27, 2013, 12:50:29 AM
"If you say so, then I believe yes."  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 27, 2013, 12:53:12 AM
*gives a demonic yell and breaks free*

"You can't contain the Spirit of Vengeance."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 27, 2013, 12:54:36 AM
*throws fruits and vegetables at Ghost Rider*

*then douses his flaming skull with orange juice*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 27, 2013, 12:58:41 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jan 27, 2013, 12:54:36 AM
*throws fruits and vegetables at Ghost Rider*

*then douses his flaming skull with orange juice*

... -shakes head-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jan 27, 2013, 01:02:00 AM
Quote from: Trainer Red on Jan 27, 2013, 12:58:41 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jan 27, 2013, 12:54:36 AM
*throws fruits and vegetables at Ghost Rider*

*then douses his flaming skull with orange juice*

... -shakes head-

"I know how you feel dude. Come on lets heal our pokèmon before he starts throwing furniture."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 27, 2013, 01:03:42 AM
Fine, let's get serious!  >:(

*psychically lifts Ghost Rider in the air and knocks him against Red*

*manipulates Lie and forces him to kick Cal in the face and verbally insult Dragonborn before punching him in the balls*

*manipulates Terx to shove his cookbook up his @ss*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jan 27, 2013, 01:07:49 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jan 27, 2013, 01:03:42 AM
Fine, let's get serious!  >:(

*psychically lifts Ghost Rider in the air and knocks him against Red*

*manipulates Lie and forces him to kick Cal in the face and verbally insult Dragonborn before punching him in the balls*

*manipulates Terx to shove his cookbook up his @ss*

"Ha your trick doesn't work on because my cook book.... is an ebook!"
*Da da Daaaaaaa!*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 27, 2013, 01:13:03 AM
"GRRR!"  >:(

*puts Terx in a trance state and forces him to watch this video continuously...*

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you really want to see this?
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*...until he finally passes out*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 27, 2013, 01:42:16 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jan 27, 2013, 01:03:42 AM
Fine, let's get serious!  >:(

*psychically lifts Ghost Rider in the air and knocks him against Red*

*manipulates Lie and forces him to kick Cal in the face and verbally insult Dragonborn before punching him in the balls*

*manipulates Terx to shove his cookbook up his @ss*

...!

Well, I DID have no quarrel with you.

-Gets up and backspin kicks Xavier into wall-

-Tips hat down-


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Jan 27, 2013, 01:50:17 AM
*Meanwhile, After getting hit with Lie's tentacle and followed attack by Dovah I still rest*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ff3948819d25d3c5e19426fde3d685fad%2Ftumblr_mgmuxmahXr1rargrjo1_500.jpg&hash=7230842f822aaf1895c42622a03ea47bb3f33718)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 27, 2013, 04:12:57 AM
Quote from: Trainer Red on Jan 27, 2013, 01:42:16 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jan 27, 2013, 01:03:42 AM
Fine, let's get serious!  >:(

*psychically lifts Ghost Rider in the air and knocks him against Red*

*manipulates Lie and forces him to kick Cal in the face and verbally insult Dragonborn before punching him in the balls*

*manipulates Terx to shove his cookbook up his @ss*

...!

Well, I DID have no quarrel with you.

-Gets up and backspin kicks Xavier into wall-

-Tips hat down-

*shakes head and smiles*

Oh, you and your hat tricks, Red.

*manipulates Ghost Rider to use his mystic chain and tie up Red, slowly squeezing the life out of him*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 27, 2013, 04:20:56 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jan 27, 2013, 04:12:57 AM
Quote from: Trainer Red on Jan 27, 2013, 01:42:16 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jan 27, 2013, 01:03:42 AM
Fine, let's get serious!  >:(

*psychically lifts Ghost Rider in the air and knocks him against Red*

*manipulates Lie and forces him to kick Cal in the face and verbally insult Dragonborn before punching him in the balls*

*manipulates Terx to shove his cookbook up his @ss*

...!

Well, I DID have no quarrel with you.

-Gets up and backspin kicks Xavier into wall-

-Tips hat down-

*shakes head and smiles*

Oh, you and your hat tricks, Red.

*manipulates Ghost Rider to use his mystic chain and tie up Red, slowly squeezing the life out of him*

Ghost isn't here, enough of your games.


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jan 27, 2013, 04:24:48 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Jan 27, 2013, 01:50:17 AM
*Meanwhile, After getting hit with Lie's tentacle and followed attack by Dovah I still rest*
http://24.media.tumblr.com/f3948819d25d3c5e19426fde3d685fad/tumblr_mgmuxmahXr1rargrjo1_500.jpg

Nice to see you're still in this, Vep. Very well. I'll be waiting.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 27, 2013, 04:35:12 AM
Have it your way, Red.

*lifts Red off the ground and slams him continuously against the wall, breaking his bones*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 27, 2013, 04:49:07 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jan 27, 2013, 04:35:12 AM
Have it your way, Red.

*lifts Red off the ground and slams him continuously against the wall, breaking his bones*

...!

Aghhh!!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi785.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy138%2Fzackfty%2FPikachu.png&hash=3117a29de434288d238531665dc2eb1cf9172191)

-Pika rushes towards Xavier at blinding speeds and leaps, volt tackling him into the ground-

-Proceeds to pump 10,000 volts into him with a thunderbolt, leaving him horribly injured-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 27, 2013, 04:54:15 AM
"AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!"  :o

*coughs out smoke*

"Aggravating rodent!"

*lifts Pikachu in the air and slams his ass against Red's face, rubbing it*

"Taste it! MWA-HA-HA!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 27, 2013, 04:58:59 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jan 27, 2013, 04:54:15 AM
"AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!"  :o

"Aggravating rodent!"

*lifts Pikachu in the air and slams his ass against Red's face, rubbing it*

"Taste it! MWA-HA-HA!"

-Blocks pikachu and pulls him out of Xavier's grasp-

Pika! Iron tail!

-Pikachu leaps off shoulder and slams his tail into Xavier's skull, launching him to the edge-

You brought this on yourself

-Rushes toward Xavier and kicks him in the chest, launching him off the peak-

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 27, 2013, 05:08:25 AM
"AAAAAAAH!"

It seemed hopeless for poor old Chuck. With one last ditch effort, he took out a remote control from his breast pocket and pressed a button. Chuck's wheelchair was summoned and wheeled itself off the edge of the peak.

Positioning itself below him, Chuck landed on the wheelchair as its wheels transformed into a pair of rockets.

"Some more new wheelchair enhancements since I was dead."

"You underestimate me, Red."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 27, 2013, 05:13:08 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jan 27, 2013, 05:08:25 AM
"AAAAAAAH!"

It seemed hopeless for poor old Chuck. With one last ditch effort, he took out a remote control from his breast pocket and pressed a button. Chuck's wheelchair was summoned and wheeled itself off the edge of the peak.

Positioning itself below him, Chuck landed on the wheelchair as its wheels transformed into a pair of rockets.

"Some more new wheelchair enhancements since I was dead."

"You underestimate me, Red."

...?

-Eye roll-

Pika, thunderbolt both rockets.

-Wheelchair's rockets explode, blasting the chair into several pieces-

-Watches Xavier plummet down from the mountain once again-

...

-Shakes head with a small smirk-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 27, 2013, 05:24:30 AM
"AAAAAAAAAH!"

*Red is expecting to hear a loud thud...but hears nothing*

*Near the bottom of the mountain, Chuck is inadvertently saved when the back of shirt gets stuck by the branch of a tree*

"Phew...that was close."

*slight Disney cartoon reference by the way  ;)*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 27, 2013, 05:27:48 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jan 27, 2013, 05:24:30 AM
"AAAAAAAAAH!"

*Red is expecting to hear a loud thud...but hears nothing*

*Near the bottom of the peak, Chuck is inadvertently saved when the back of shirt gets stuck by the branch of a tree*

"Phew...that was close."

*slight Disney cartoon reference by the way  ;)*

...

Fine, just leave me be.

-Stands at edge and continues to stare at the world below-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 27, 2013, 05:29:32 AM
*applauds*

"Good show, Red. You win this round. But I'll be back for you and Cal."  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jan 27, 2013, 06:03:14 AM
*I wake up*
"Oh thats it Chuck time to end this once and for all!"
*Roll credits*
Narrator: "What will happen to Charles Xavier? Will Red ever return to see his parents? Can Lie possibly end this madness? Will Dovakiin learn theres more to life than fighting? Will Terx2's cook book ever take off and become a huge sucess and is Ghost Rider the main cause of global warming? Be sure to tune in next time to find out the answer to most of these questions."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 27, 2013, 06:28:25 AM
Did you call for me Charles?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 27, 2013, 06:45:12 AM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jan 27, 2013, 06:28:25 AM
Did you call for me Charles?

Just stuck in a tree, Cal. Until next time...  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 01:44:13 AM
*Gary Oak pulls in ridding on a cherry red convertible will a dozen cheerleaders next to trainer red*

"Sup, loser!" 
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 28, 2013, 01:52:44 AM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 01:44:13 AM
*Gary Oak pulls in ridding on a cherry red convertible will a dozen cheerleaders next to trainer red*

"Sup, loser!"

-Turns head with a small glare and peers into Gary's soul-

Loser..? You must know nothing of the word. I have defeated the Kanto League, it's Elite Four, dethroned the champion, and destroyed Team Rocket. I have trained upon this mountain for years and years, defeating any challenge to face me at it's peak. I have become a whisper in the wind, everyone remembers my name. While you are a weak, soft counterpart of my old rival Blue, I am legend.

...

-Turns head back and stares out upon the world-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 28, 2013, 02:44:39 AM
Ha... Haha... Hahahahaha

Seems like a new challenger has approached...

*Looks at Gary*

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 03:05:23 AM
"I'm not going to lie that was deep and I can feel the depth of that speech and how hard you worked. But i'm Gary Oak and everyone knows i'm the coolest trainer alive. I have a Corvette and a squad of cheerleaders at my side, sure i lost the Silver Conference to Ash and his Charazard but I lost in style, you're a wannabe trainer who defeated a group of losers who couldn't even capture a Pikachu. Kanto League, what a joke, I destroyed those chumps in weeks time. All those trainers you fought on that mountain peak of yours where probably lost bug collectors. I am a legacy that spans from me to my gramps and will continue till the end and remember... 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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 28, 2013, 03:35:28 AM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 03:05:23 AM
"I'm not going to lie that was deep and I can feel the depth of that speech and how hard you worked. But i'm Gary Oak and everyone knows i'm the coolest trainer alive. I have a Corvette and a squad of cheerleaders at my side, sure i lost the Silver Conference to Ash and his Charazard but I lost in style, you're a wannabe trainer who defeated a group of losers who couldn't even capture a Pikachu. Kanto League, what a joke, I destroyed those chumps in weeks time. All those trainers you fought on that mountain peak of yours where probably lost bug collectors. I am a legacy that spans from me to my gramps and will continue till the end and remember... 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...?

-Turns around fully and shakes head with a small smirk-

Team rocket may be weak in your anime world, but in the realm of manga, they truly were a force to be reckoned with. They acquired and exploited rare pokemon, conducting cruel experiments for profit. Yet they are no more because of my intervention. You and my pathetic excuse for a counterpart, Ash.. You haven't even stopped those three fools. Every person to make it to this barren peak had to defeat countless trainers to reach me, they had teams comparable to league champions. Yet the longest battle I've ever had with any of them lasted no longer than five minutes. Why do you think the champions hike this mountain once they are at the top? Because I am above any league, I am the final obstacle, I am the top. and I've held my title for years. You may think you are impressive, but you have much to learn. If all you have to flaunt your expertise is a car and some woman, then I don't have time for your games.

...

Is that all?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 28, 2013, 03:43:20 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.blippitt.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F03%2FPopcorn-10-George-Costanza.gif&hash=58af0580355c4195e371bc3f5502dd75e6a1d7cf)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 28, 2013, 04:06:22 AM
"Who is this upstart that dares approaches?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 28, 2013, 04:08:53 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jan 28, 2013, 04:06:22 AM
"Who is this upstart that dares approaches?"
Well Ghost-san his name would be Gary. The ten year old/trainer/pimp.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 28, 2013, 04:12:29 AM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jan 28, 2013, 04:08:53 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jan 28, 2013, 04:06:22 AM
"Who is this upstart that dares approaches?"
Well Ghost-san his name would be Gary. The ten year old/trainer/pimp.
..."Don't call me Ghost-san."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: TheLoneSpoon on Jan 28, 2013, 04:13:33 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jan 28, 2013, 04:12:29 AM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Jan 28, 2013, 04:08:53 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jan 28, 2013, 04:06:22 AM
"Who is this upstart that dares approaches?"
Well Ghost-san his name would be Gary. The ten year old/trainer/pimp.
..."Don't call me Ghost-san."

He just wants senpai to notice him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 28, 2013, 04:13:59 AM
My bad my bad... Ghost-chan...  :P
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jan 28, 2013, 04:38:50 AM
Quote from: Trainer Red on Jan 28, 2013, 01:52:44 AM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 01:44:13 AM
*Gary Oak pulls in ridding on a cherry red convertible will a dozen cheerleaders next to trainer red*

"Sup, loser!"

-Turns head with a small glare and peers into Gary's soul-

Loser..? You must know nothing of the word. I have defeated the Kanto League, it's Elite Four, dethroned the champion, and destroyed Team Rocket. I have trained upon this mountain for years and years, defeating any challenge to face me at it's peak. I have become a whisper in the wind, everyone remembers my name. While you are a weak, soft counterpart of my old rival Blue, I am legend.

...

-Turns head back and stares out upon the world-

That guess that insult is not very effective Gary ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 05:01:18 AM
Quote from: Trainer Red on Jan 28, 2013, 03:35:28 AM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 03:05:23 AM
"I'm not going to lie that was deep and I can feel the depth of that speech and how hard you worked. But i'm Gary Oak and everyone knows i'm the coolest trainer alive. I have a Corvette and a squad of cheerleaders at my side, sure i lost the Silver Conference to Ash and his Charazard but I lost in style, you're a wannabe trainer who defeated a group of losers who couldn't even capture a Pikachu. Kanto League, what a joke, I destroyed those chumps in weeks time. All those trainers you fought on that mountain peak of yours where probably lost bug collectors. I am a legacy that spans from me to my gramps and will continue till the end and remember... 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...?

-Turns around fully and shakes head with a small smirk-

Team rocket may be weak in your anime world, but in the realm of manga, they truly were a force to be reckoned with. They acquired and exploited rare pokemon, conducting cruel experiments for profit. Yet they are no more because of my intervention. You and my pathetic excuse for a counterpart, Ash.. You haven't even stopped those three fools. Every person to make it to this barren peak had to defeat countless trainers to reach me, they had teams comparable to league champions. Yet the longest battle I've ever had with any of them lasted no longer than five minutes. Why do you think the champions hike this mountain once they are at the top? Because I am above any league, I am the final obstacle, I am the top. and I've held my title for years. You may think you are impressive, but you have much to learn. If all you have to flaunt your expertise is a car and some woman, then I don't have time for your games.

...

Is that all?
Believe me Red, I would love to battle you tonight and show you my skill while wiping the floor with you and your Pokemon, but it's getting late and clearly you need your beauty sleep so i'll step off but we'll settle this whole "who is the far superior trainer" thing later. Have fun standing around.
Smell ya later.
*leaves in convertible with cheerleaders*   
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 28, 2013, 03:46:21 PM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 05:01:18 AM
Quote from: Trainer Red on Jan 28, 2013, 03:35:28 AM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 03:05:23 AM
"I'm not going to lie that was deep and I can feel the depth of that speech and how hard you worked. But i'm Gary Oak and everyone knows i'm the coolest trainer alive. I have a Corvette and a squad of cheerleaders at my side, sure i lost the Silver Conference to Ash and his Charazard but I lost in style, you're a wannabe trainer who defeated a group of losers who couldn't even capture a Pikachu. Kanto League, what a joke, I destroyed those chumps in weeks time. All those trainers you fought on that mountain peak of yours where probably lost bug collectors. I am a legacy that spans from me to my gramps and will continue till the end and remember... 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...?

-Turns around fully and shakes head with a small smirk-

Team rocket may be weak in your anime world, but in the realm of manga, they truly were a force to be reckoned with. They acquired and exploited rare pokemon, conducting cruel experiments for profit. Yet they are no more because of my intervention. You and my pathetic excuse for a counterpart, Ash.. You haven't even stopped those three fools. Every person to make it to this barren peak had to defeat countless trainers to reach me, they had teams comparable to league champions. Yet the longest battle I've ever had with any of them lasted no longer than five minutes. Why do you think the champions hike this mountain once they are at the top? Because I am above any league, I am the final obstacle, I am the top. and I've held my title for years. You may think you are impressive, but you have much to learn. If all you have to flaunt your expertise is a car and some woman, then I don't have time for your games.

...

Is that all?
Believe me Red, I would love to battle you tonight and show you my skill while wiping the floor with you and your Pokemon, but it's getting late and clearly you need your beauty sleep so i'll step off but we'll settle this whole "who is the far superior trainer" thing later. Have fun standing around.
Smell ya later.
*leaves in convertible with cheerleaders*   

*casually fires a fireball right at the convertible*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 28, 2013, 04:58:50 PM
*Sitting on Mt Silver talking to the Juubi*

So their are two people with Pokemon username yet there was no Pokemon battle...

*Juubi's reaction*
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 08:28:49 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jan 28, 2013, 03:46:21 PM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 05:01:18 AM
Quote from: Trainer Red on Jan 28, 2013, 03:35:28 AM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 03:05:23 AM
"I'm not going to lie that was deep and I can feel the depth of that speech and how hard you worked. But i'm Gary Oak and everyone knows i'm the coolest trainer alive. I have a Corvette and a squad of cheerleaders at my side, sure i lost the Silver Conference to Ash and his Charazard but I lost in style, you're a wannabe trainer who defeated a group of losers who couldn't even capture a Pikachu. Kanto League, what a joke, I destroyed those chumps in weeks time. All those trainers you fought on that mountain peak of yours where probably lost bug collectors. I am a legacy that spans from me to my gramps and will continue till the end and remember... 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...?

-Turns around fully and shakes head with a small smirk-

Team rocket may be weak in your anime world, but in the realm of manga, they truly were a force to be reckoned with. They acquired and exploited rare pokemon, conducting cruel experiments for profit. Yet they are no more because of my intervention. You and my pathetic excuse for a counterpart, Ash.. You haven't even stopped those three fools. Every person to make it to this barren peak had to defeat countless trainers to reach me, they had teams comparable to league champions. Yet the longest battle I've ever had with any of them lasted no longer than five minutes. Why do you think the champions hike this mountain once they are at the top? Because I am above any league, I am the final obstacle, I am the top. and I've held my title for years. You may think you are impressive, but you have much to learn. If all you have to flaunt your expertise is a car and some woman, then I don't have time for your games.

...

Is that all?
Believe me Red, I would love to battle you tonight and show you my skill while wiping the floor with you and your Pokemon, but it's getting late and clearly you need your beauty sleep so i'll step off but we'll settle this whole "who is the far superior trainer" thing later. Have fun standing around.
Smell ya later.
*leaves in convertible with cheerleaders*   

*casually fires a fireball right at the convertible*
*Gary Oak wakes up disoriented from the explosion*
"Uggggg, what happened?"
*Looks around seeing only the destroyed convertible *
"Nooooooooo, my car! Ghost what have you done to my baby?!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Jan 28, 2013, 09:24:16 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jan 28, 2013, 03:46:21 PM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 05:01:18 AM
Quote from: Trainer Red on Jan 28, 2013, 03:35:28 AM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 03:05:23 AM
"I'm not going to lie that was deep and I can feel the depth of that speech and how hard you worked. But i'm Gary Oak and everyone knows i'm the coolest trainer alive. I have a Corvette and a squad of cheerleaders at my side, sure i lost the Silver Conference to Ash and his Charazard but I lost in style, you're a wannabe trainer who defeated a group of losers who couldn't even capture a Pikachu. Kanto League, what a joke, I destroyed those chumps in weeks time. All those trainers you fought on that mountain peak of yours where probably lost bug collectors. I am a legacy that spans from me to my gramps and will continue till the end and remember... 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...?

-Turns around fully and shakes head with a small smirk-

Team rocket may be weak in your anime world, but in the realm of manga, they truly were a force to be reckoned with. They acquired and exploited rare pokemon, conducting cruel experiments for profit. Yet they are no more because of my intervention. You and my pathetic excuse for a counterpart, Ash.. You haven't even stopped those three fools. Every person to make it to this barren peak had to defeat countless trainers to reach me, they had teams comparable to league champions. Yet the longest battle I've ever had with any of them lasted no longer than five minutes. Why do you think the champions hike this mountain once they are at the top? Because I am above any league, I am the final obstacle, I am the top. and I've held my title for years. You may think you are impressive, but you have much to learn. If all you have to flaunt your expertise is a car and some woman, then I don't have time for your games.

...

Is that all?
Believe me Red, I would love to battle you tonight and show you my skill while wiping the floor with you and your Pokemon, but it's getting late and clearly you need your beauty sleep so i'll step off but we'll settle this whole "who is the far superior trainer" thing later. Have fun standing around.
Smell ya later.
*leaves in convertible with cheerleaders*   

*casually fires a fireball right at the convertible*

-Chuckles-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 29, 2013, 02:42:02 AM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 08:28:49 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jan 28, 2013, 03:46:21 PM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 05:01:18 AM
Quote from: Trainer Red on Jan 28, 2013, 03:35:28 AM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 03:05:23 AM
"I'm not going to lie that was deep and I can feel the depth of that speech and how hard you worked. But i'm Gary Oak and everyone knows i'm the coolest trainer alive. I have a Corvette and a squad of cheerleaders at my side, sure i lost the Silver Conference to Ash and his Charazard but I lost in style, you're a wannabe trainer who defeated a group of losers who couldn't even capture a Pikachu. Kanto League, what a joke, I destroyed those chumps in weeks time. All those trainers you fought on that mountain peak of yours where probably lost bug collectors. I am a legacy that spans from me to my gramps and will continue till the end and remember... 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...?

-Turns around fully and shakes head with a small smirk-

Team rocket may be weak in your anime world, but in the realm of manga, they truly were a force to be reckoned with. They acquired and exploited rare pokemon, conducting cruel experiments for profit. Yet they are no more because of my intervention. You and my pathetic excuse for a counterpart, Ash.. You haven't even stopped those three fools. Every person to make it to this barren peak had to defeat countless trainers to reach me, they had teams comparable to league champions. Yet the longest battle I've ever had with any of them lasted no longer than five minutes. Why do you think the champions hike this mountain once they are at the top? Because I am above any league, I am the final obstacle, I am the top. and I've held my title for years. You may think you are impressive, but you have much to learn. If all you have to flaunt your expertise is a car and some woman, then I don't have time for your games.

...

Is that all?
Believe me Red, I would love to battle you tonight and show you my skill while wiping the floor with you and your Pokemon, but it's getting late and clearly you need your beauty sleep so i'll step off but we'll settle this whole "who is the far superior trainer" thing later. Have fun standing around.
Smell ya later.
*leaves in convertible with cheerleaders*   

*casually fires a fireball right at the convertible*
*Gary Oak wakes up disoriented from the explosion*
"Uggggg, what happened?"
*Looks around seeing only the destroyed convertible *
"Nooooooooo, my car! Ghost what have you done to my baby?!"

"I can't stand arrogant fools."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jan 29, 2013, 09:42:58 AM
*remains stuck in a tree twiddling thumbs*

"Cal, can you lend me a hand and get me down from this damn tree? Chop it down with an axe if you must."  :laugh:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Gary Oak on Jan 29, 2013, 10:56:01 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jan 29, 2013, 02:42:02 AM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 08:28:49 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jan 28, 2013, 03:46:21 PM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 05:01:18 AM
Quote from: Trainer Red on Jan 28, 2013, 03:35:28 AM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 03:05:23 AM
"I'm not going to lie that was deep and I can feel the depth of that speech and how hard you worked. But i'm Gary Oak and everyone knows i'm the coolest trainer alive. I have a Corvette and a squad of cheerleaders at my side, sure i lost the Silver Conference to Ash and his Charazard but I lost in style, you're a wannabe trainer who defeated a group of losers who couldn't even capture a Pikachu. Kanto League, what a joke, I destroyed those chumps in weeks time. All those trainers you fought on that mountain peak of yours where probably lost bug collectors. I am a legacy that spans from me to my gramps and will continue till the end and remember... 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...?

-Turns around fully and shakes head with a small smirk-

Team rocket may be weak in your anime world, but in the realm of manga, they truly were a force to be reckoned with. They acquired and exploited rare pokemon, conducting cruel experiments for profit. Yet they are no more because of my intervention. You and my pathetic excuse for a counterpart, Ash.. You haven't even stopped those three fools. Every person to make it to this barren peak had to defeat countless trainers to reach me, they had teams comparable to league champions. Yet the longest battle I've ever had with any of them lasted no longer than five minutes. Why do you think the champions hike this mountain once they are at the top? Because I am above any league, I am the final obstacle, I am the top. and I've held my title for years. You may think you are impressive, but you have much to learn. If all you have to flaunt your expertise is a car and some woman, then I don't have time for your games.

...

Is that all?
Believe me Red, I would love to battle you tonight and show you my skill while wiping the floor with you and your Pokemon, but it's getting late and clearly you need your beauty sleep so i'll step off but we'll settle this whole "who is the far superior trainer" thing later. Have fun standing around.
Smell ya later.
*leaves in convertible with cheerleaders*   

*casually fires a fireball right at the convertible*
*Gary Oak wakes up disoriented from the explosion*
"Uggggg, what happened?"
*Looks around seeing only the destroyed convertible *
"Nooooooooo, my car! Ghost what have you done to my baby?!"

"I can't stand arrogant fools."
"So this is how it's gonna be,hun? Let me show show what it means to be Gary Oak!"
*Throws Poke ball*
"Go Blastoise!"
"Blastoise use Hydro Pump!"
*Douses Ghost Rider with hundreds of gallons of water*
"heheh, it's super effective."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 30, 2013, 01:22:16 AM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 29, 2013, 10:56:01 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jan 29, 2013, 02:42:02 AM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 08:28:49 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jan 28, 2013, 03:46:21 PM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 05:01:18 AM
Quote from: Trainer Red on Jan 28, 2013, 03:35:28 AM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 03:05:23 AM
"I'm not going to lie that was deep and I can feel the depth of that speech and how hard you worked. But i'm Gary Oak and everyone knows i'm the coolest trainer alive. I have a Corvette and a squad of cheerleaders at my side, sure i lost the Silver Conference to Ash and his Charazard but I lost in style, you're a wannabe trainer who defeated a group of losers who couldn't even capture a Pikachu. Kanto League, what a joke, I destroyed those chumps in weeks time. All those trainers you fought on that mountain peak of yours where probably lost bug collectors. I am a legacy that spans from me to my gramps and will continue till the end and remember... 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...?

-Turns around fully and shakes head with a small smirk-

Team rocket may be weak in your anime world, but in the realm of manga, they truly were a force to be reckoned with. They acquired and exploited rare pokemon, conducting cruel experiments for profit. Yet they are no more because of my intervention. You and my pathetic excuse for a counterpart, Ash.. You haven't even stopped those three fools. Every person to make it to this barren peak had to defeat countless trainers to reach me, they had teams comparable to league champions. Yet the longest battle I've ever had with any of them lasted no longer than five minutes. Why do you think the champions hike this mountain once they are at the top? Because I am above any league, I am the final obstacle, I am the top. and I've held my title for years. You may think you are impressive, but you have much to learn. If all you have to flaunt your expertise is a car and some woman, then I don't have time for your games.

...

Is that all?
Believe me Red, I would love to battle you tonight and show you my skill while wiping the floor with you and your Pokemon, but it's getting late and clearly you need your beauty sleep so i'll step off but we'll settle this whole "who is the far superior trainer" thing later. Have fun standing around.
Smell ya later.
*leaves in convertible with cheerleaders*   

*casually fires a fireball right at the convertible*
*Gary Oak wakes up disoriented from the explosion*
"Uggggg, what happened?"
*Looks around seeing only the destroyed convertible *
"Nooooooooo, my car! Ghost what have you done to my baby?!"

"I can't stand arrogant fools."
"So this is how it's gonna be,hun? Let me show show what it means to be Gary Oak!"
*Throws Poke ball*
"Go Blastoise!"
"Blastoise use Hydro Pump!"
*Douses Ghost Rider with hundreds of gallons of water*
"heheh, it's super effective."
*flames unaffected*
"My fire is not natural. Mere water cannot extinguish it."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jan 30, 2013, 01:24:46 AM
Wow, the level of "f**k all" that is going on in this thread has reached new heights.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Jan 30, 2013, 02:44:37 AM
Quote from: Lie on Jan 30, 2013, 01:24:46 AM
Wow, the level of "f**k all" that is going on in this thread has reached new heights.
:laugh:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Gary Oak on Jan 30, 2013, 09:57:36 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jan 30, 2013, 01:22:16 AM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 29, 2013, 10:56:01 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jan 29, 2013, 02:42:02 AM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 08:28:49 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jan 28, 2013, 03:46:21 PM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 05:01:18 AM
Quote from: Trainer Red on Jan 28, 2013, 03:35:28 AM
Quote from: Gary Oak on Jan 28, 2013, 03:05:23 AM
"I'm not going to lie that was deep and I can feel the depth of that speech and how hard you worked. But i'm Gary Oak and everyone knows i'm the coolest trainer alive. I have a Corvette and a squad of cheerleaders at my side, sure i lost the Silver Conference to Ash and his Charazard but I lost in style, you're a wannabe trainer who defeated a group of losers who couldn't even capture a Pikachu. Kanto League, what a joke, I destroyed those chumps in weeks time. All those trainers you fought on that mountain peak of yours where probably lost bug collectors. I am a legacy that spans from me to my gramps and will continue till the end and remember... 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...?

-Turns around fully and shakes head with a small smirk-

Team rocket may be weak in your anime world, but in the realm of manga, they truly were a force to be reckoned with. They acquired and exploited rare pokemon, conducting cruel experiments for profit. Yet they are no more because of my intervention. You and my pathetic excuse for a counterpart, Ash.. You haven't even stopped those three fools. Every person to make it to this barren peak had to defeat countless trainers to reach me, they had teams comparable to league champions. Yet the longest battle I've ever had with any of them lasted no longer than five minutes. Why do you think the champions hike this mountain once they are at the top? Because I am above any league, I am the final obstacle, I am the top. and I've held my title for years. You may think you are impressive, but you have much to learn. If all you have to flaunt your expertise is a car and some woman, then I don't have time for your games.

...

Is that all?
Believe me Red, I would love to battle you tonight and show you my skill while wiping the floor with you and your Pokemon, but it's getting late and clearly you need your beauty sleep so i'll step off but we'll settle this whole "who is the far superior trainer" thing later. Have fun standing around.
Smell ya later.
*leaves in convertible with cheerleaders*   

*casually fires a fireball right at the convertible*
*Gary Oak wakes up disoriented from the explosion*
"Uggggg, what happened?"
*Looks around seeing only the destroyed convertible *
"Nooooooooo, my car! Ghost what have you done to my baby?!"

"I can't stand arrogant fools."
"So this is how it's gonna be,hun? Let me show show what it means to be Gary Oak!"
*Throws Poke ball*
"Go Blastoise!"
"Blastoise use Hydro Pump!"
*Douses Ghost Rider with hundreds of gallons of water*
"heheh, it's super effective."
*flames unaffected*
"My fire is not natural. Mere water cannot extinguish it."
*Sweat drips down Gary's face as he comes up with a new strategy*
"Heh, I got it! Blastose use blizzard and cloak yourself!"
*Blastose summons a raging blizzard, making it harder for all to see*
"Now Blastose use skull bash on Ghost Rider!"
*Ghost Rider gets pummeled with great force from the skull bash, knocking Ghost Rider off his feet, unsure when Gary's Blastose will strike again*     
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jan 31, 2013, 12:34:59 AM
*lowers head*

"I hate dealing with children. They never learn."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Amaterasu on Jan 31, 2013, 03:30:34 PM
Quote from: Lie on Jan 30, 2013, 01:24:46 AM
Wow, the level of "f**k all" that is going on in this thread has reached new heights.

Amaterasu's tongue lolls out of her mouth, the wolf's ears twitch as if agreeing with what Lie has to say.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 02, 2013, 12:08:57 PM
Covered in sticks and leaves, Chuck rolls silently behind Cal without him knowing.

"This is for not getting me down from the tree."  >:(

*whacks Cal with the forget-me stick*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2F27abb34%2Fimages%2F5%2F5f%2FMegamindMinionForgetMeStick.png&hash=3feac1b18dae70cdd4dc4ddf7e6138124297efcd)

Cal collapses unconscious with a silly grin on his face.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/mv-PNA2r/the_forget_me_stick/ (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/mv-PNA2r/the_forget_me_stick/)

"Well, that takes care of that."

*wheels himself away*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Feb 02, 2013, 04:09:23 PM
*wakes up *

What the hell was that?! Where is everybody?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Feb 02, 2013, 06:58:15 PM
*Having followed Charles*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fnaruto-3877197_zps1dd5a5dd.jpg&hash=e0fb216d5f0922e0ef9ce4282a602d5c5819dfe1)
What have you gotten yourself into this time...

*Disappears into Charles lair*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Feb 03, 2013, 05:06:27 AM
*Looks around.*

What is even happening? VEPS! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Feb 03, 2013, 05:08:34 AM
Oh, sup' Dragonborn. I've been wondering what happened to everyone else as well....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Feb 03, 2013, 05:31:51 AM
I just...I miss Veps...he was always the funnest to fight. You guys can go shopping, or eat your breakfast, or whatever it is you guys have been doing...I'll just...wait for Veps.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Feb 03, 2013, 08:13:48 AM
*Dovah turns and as the crowd parts he sees a figure sitting at a table,his eyes widen slightly as the smiling figure comes into focus*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ma7i54rRdt1qj80teo2_500.gif&hash=b4f759c4f27843e97f78452553924b930ddbb7b0)

Sorry to keep you waiting Dovah. so....

*stands up and brings sword forward*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lp6fy4fhu01qh4v10o1_500.png&hash=9b884847fa5e664f43154d69c0cbdff7abc0ae34)

Shall we?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 03, 2013, 10:13:49 AM
Ah Mr. Lie. Welcome to my lair. Please, make yourself comfortable. I was just in the midst of having dinner. Won't you care to join? Elita One here is a marvelous cook.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F7%2F73%2FMCA-ElitaOne.jpg&hash=5c1cac2e45e4073fa013d924654d6ab13f3017ef)

She was just preparing some pan fried foe gras served on top of Wagyu steak (medium rare). But of course, if that's all too rich for you, I can ask her to make a simple Dragonborn pie:

Spoiler
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[close]

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk... ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Feb 03, 2013, 02:41:33 PM
Quote from: Vepariga on Feb 03, 2013, 08:13:48 AM
*Dovah turns and as the crowd parts he sees a figure sitting at a table,his eyes widen slightly as the smiling figure comes into focus*

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7i54rRdt1qj80teo2_500.gif

Sorry to keep you waiting Dovah. so....

*stands up and brings sword forward*

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp6fy4fhu01qh4v10o1_500.png

Shall we?

*Draws Sword and gets into defensive stance, holding shield in front of me*

Finally. Where were you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Feb 03, 2013, 02:49:15 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Feb 03, 2013, 10:13:49 AM
Ah Mr. Lie. Welcome to my lair. Please, make yourself comfortable. I was just in the midst of having dinner. Won't you care to join? Elita One here is a marvelous cook.

http://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/7/73/MCA-ElitaOne.jpg

She was just preparing some pan fried foe gras served on top of Wagyu steak (medium rare). But of course, if that's all too rich for you, I can ask her to make a simple Dragonborn pie:

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy6%2FCharlesXavier%2FMiscellaneous%2FPie_zps5229cf32.jpg&hash=1b501fe4017fdd62c5f0446e4e89e3dfd052152d)
[close]

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk... ;D

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20130117011834%2Fnaruto%2Fimages%2Fa%2Fab%2FSasuke_Part_2_Closeup.jpg&hash=97616e33372a8ea66365af1d43306c2c722cee23)
Not interested, plus I believe your miss a key ingredient for your DragonBorn Pie.

*Scans the room*

Where's Cal?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 03, 2013, 02:57:57 PM
I'm afraid Cal has been suffering an acute case of amnesia lately. Whether or not he'll turn up now is anyone's guess.

Now, since you have no interest for a meal, shall we cut to the chase and take this fight 'outside'? The Auotobots had this lair cleaned up just yesterday. I'd hate to spoil their hard work.  :(

*secret entrance gate opens as Chuck leads Lie 'outside' into a simulated battle arena*

New program of mine I just had installed. Do you like it? It does a lot more than you might think.

*psychically programs machine to the Forbidden City, China*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgreaterchinacorp.com%2FESW%2FImages%2FAncientChinaForbiddenCity.jpg&hash=f1723285be56fdbd6d4dc98c3fa2f50b0d3cf75b)

Right then. Shall we dance?  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Feb 03, 2013, 03:17:07 PM
*Looks around at the scenery*

I'm gonna enjoy destroy all you hard work.

*Knees Charles in the face, sending him backwards on his chair*

I'm not gonna ask again.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2Fsasukeeternalmangekyousharingan.jpg&hash=8302976d8624ad56cf06d888269027b9236927ac)
Where's Cal?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 03, 2013, 03:22:49 PM
Destroy as much as you want. It's mere a simulation.  ;)

"How badly do you miss Cal?" Chuck laughs as he continues to taunt Lie. "Is he your new boyfriend now? If you want answers, you'll have to do a little better than a knee in the face."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geekscape.net%2F_wp_%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F09%2Fpatrick-stewart-as-professor-charles-xavier-654x341.jpg&hash=7dacb17a14223354731f41c9a9fb7168b6d406a0)

*psychically lifts Lie and knocks him against a roof, scraping him against the tiles*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Feb 03, 2013, 03:39:05 PM
*Back flips of the tiles and into the air*

I'm simply protecting an investment.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m5s0wnscPC1rst5fjo1_400.gif&hash=3ff27641548bc273860ae898cefd4f05a5fd8956)

*Spits out hundreds of small fire balls aimed at Charles that destroy most of the Forbidden City, Lands and puts hands in pockets*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 03, 2013, 03:44:25 PM
*looks around at destroyed city*

Well, somebody has a fiery temper today.  :D

Let us see what's on your mind.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20081229055323%2Fmarveldatabase%2Fimages%2Fa%2Fa7%2FCharles_Xavier_%2528Earth-1610%2529.png&hash=c9075c58765d173add13a9b96bf8ee45d38a36c1)

*minds tortures Lie in excruciating pain, making him think of...*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0#ws)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Feb 03, 2013, 03:53:28 PM
*Charles see's*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_md8g98Wvch1rx0t1ko1_500.gif&hash=aa58c6430225779b0aa223baded432c63d156d03)

*In reality*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m4lcyjbPRv1rnu2qwo1_500.gif&hash=a67c417df0e5736481830357d322505e78d98ba1)
Amaterasu! >:(

*Black flames cover Charles chair burning him for the waist down*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 03, 2013, 03:57:53 PM
"YEOWCH! HOT-HOT-HOT!"

*Chuck abandons his wheel chair and falls to the ground, rolling to put out the flame until he falls into the stream*

*HISS*

"Aaah...F%CK MY DONKEY!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxKdj6dfPu0#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxKdj6dfPu0#ws)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Feb 03, 2013, 04:07:48 PM
*Flames on the chair disappear and I jump into it, and drives over Charles before making my escape*

So long sucker! :laugh:
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 03, 2013, 04:35:34 PM
*Chuck feels the impact of the wheelchair as it runs over his legs, doing little harm to them*

Ah. Good try, my friend. But a few problems I need point out:

1: That wheelchair is encoded to my fingerprints. In other words, that chair is useless and:

*wheelchair detects stranger in seat, activates electric shock against Lie*

2: Even if you had taken control of my wheelchair, how were you intending to escape? Only I know the secret exit.  ;D

And...

3: I haven't told you where I've put Cal.  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Feb 03, 2013, 06:01:12 PM
Help!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Feb 04, 2013, 01:22:12 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Feb 03, 2013, 02:41:33 PM
Quote from: Vepariga on Feb 03, 2013, 08:13:48 AM
*Dovah turns and as the crowd parts he sees a figure sitting at a table,his eyes widen slightly as the smiling figure comes into focus*

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7i54rRdt1qj80teo2_500.gif

Sorry to keep you waiting Dovah. so....

*stands up and brings sword forward*

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp6fy4fhu01qh4v10o1_500.png

Shall we?

*Draws Sword and gets into defensive stance, holding shield in front of me*

Finally. Where were you?

*jumps the table in a flash and clashes blades with Dovah,the steel making a heavy clank and pushing him to one knee*

Ive...Been training.

*sinks the boot heavy into Dovahs stomach sending him sliding across the ground sending up dirt clouds*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Feb 04, 2013, 01:42:30 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Feb 04, 2013, 01:22:12 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Feb 03, 2013, 02:41:33 PM
Quote from: Vepariga on Feb 03, 2013, 08:13:48 AM
*Dovah turns and as the crowd parts he sees a figure sitting at a table,his eyes widen slightly as the smiling figure comes into focus*

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7i54rRdt1qj80teo2_500.gif

Sorry to keep you waiting Dovah. so....

*stands up and brings sword forward*

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp6fy4fhu01qh4v10o1_500.png

Shall we?

*Draws Sword and gets into defensive stance, holding shield in front of me*

Finally. Where were you?

*jumps the table in a flash and clashes blades with Dovah,the steel making a heavy clank and pushing him to one knee*

Ive...Been training.

*sinks the boot heavy into Dovahs stomach sending him sliding across the ground sending up dirt clouds*

*stands and smirks*

Have you?

*charges at Vep, dodging a swipe from his sword and elbowing Cep in the back of the head. I then grab Vep, spin and throw him into a boulder*

I have missed this.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Feb 04, 2013, 02:16:35 AM
*using eyes of death perception I stab the boulder just as I hit it,the boulder shatters minimizing the damage greatly,I backflip several times and land on my feet*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mej928LXYp1rjwk5go1_500.jpg&hash=19851839051c0b7d4bf70d8217e70036391b5964)

Nothing like getting straight to the point!

*I charge at dovah and fake a jump opting instead to slide and sweep his legs,Dovah drops as I spin to my knees and draw my blade towards him. Dovah barely gets his shield up intime as the Blade slashes it with a hard thunk the impact makes Dovah roll back a few rotations and a faint sound of cracking from the shield is heard.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 04, 2013, 02:27:09 AM
Silence, Cal! You wouldn't want to wake up your guard, Hun-Grrr, now would you? That Terrorcon has a glutton for anything.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F0%2F08%2FHungrrtoon.jpg&hash=e2cab5425e5adae70b0ae8925920ff3c3b3296ee)

I haven't said where I've put you, but you'd regret asking after I told you. I just hope you haven't yet regained your memory.  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Feb 04, 2013, 02:54:11 AM
*quickly stands and faces Vep. Charges at Vep and makes a heavy horizontal swipe with sword. Vep ducks, which is just what I count on. I quickly kick Vep in the chin, sending him stumbling back. Vep jumps at me and slashes. I block with my shield and push Vep back before head butting him in the forehead, my helmet adding to the damage of the blow.*

So you were training, eh? Good to know you were putting our break to good use while I was having a nice pint of mead!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Feb 04, 2013, 03:05:36 AM
*stumbles back and rubs my head*

Hope you enjoyed that mead might be the last one you drink.

*I scoop up a handful of dirt and swiftly step towards Dovah,I throw the dirt at him making him shield himself as he does I backflip over him and grab his helmet off his head and throw it into the dense forest. Landing behind him I swiftly shove Dovah into a rockwall and close the gap,resting the point of my sword on Dovahs neck*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Feb 04, 2013, 04:18:22 AM

...

-Stands comfortably, watching all the drama-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Feb 04, 2013, 11:10:50 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Feb 04, 2013, 03:05:36 AM
*stumbles back and rubs my head*

Hope you enjoyed that mead might be the last one you drink.

*I scoop up a handful of dirt and swiftly step towards Dovah,I throw the dirt at him making him shield himself as he does I backflip over him and grab his helmet off his head and throw it into the dense forest. Landing behind him I swiftly shove Dovah into a rockwall and close the gap,resting the point of my sword on Dovahs neck*

*smirks*

You always go for the helmet, don't you?

FEIM ZII GRON!

*I use become ethereal shout and become invisible to Vep. I suddenly reappear behind him and kick him in the rear with a laugh. Vep tries to swipe, but the sword reconnects with my shield. I parry the blow and bash Vep with my shield.*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 04, 2013, 12:11:29 PM
-.-. .- .-.. --..-- /  .. ..-. /  -.-- --- ..- /  -.-. .- -. /  .-. . .- -.. /  - .... .. ... --..-- /  - .... . -. /  .. /  -.-. .- -. /  - . .-.. .-.. /  -.-- --- ..- /  -. --- .-- /  - .... .- - /  .. /  .... .- ...- . /  .-.. --- -.-. -.- . -.. /  -.-- --- ..- /  ..- .--. /  .. -. /  .- -. /  . .-.. . -.-. - .-. --- -. .. -.-. /  -.-. . .-.. .-.. --..-- /  -... ..- .-. .. . -.. /  -.. . . .--. /  .-- .. - .... .. -. /  .- /  -.-. --- -- .--. .-.. . -..- /  -- .- --.. . /  --- ..-. /  -- -.-- /  .-.. .- .. .-. .-.-.- /  -.-- --- ..- /  .-- .. .-.. .-.. /  .... . .-. . -... -.-- /  ... ..- ..-. ..-. . .-. /  --- ..-. /  -.-. .-.. .- ..- ... - .-. --- .--. .... --- -... .. .- /  .. -. /  -.. .- .-. -.- -. . ... ... /  .-- .... .. .-.. ... - /  -.-- --- ..- /  ... .-.. --- .-- .-.. -.-- /  .-.. --- ... . /  -.-- --- ..- .-. /  ... .- -. .. - -.-- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- .- -. -.. /  .--. --- ... ... .. -... .-.. -.-- /  . .- - /  -.-- --- ..- .-. ... . .-.. ..-. /  - --- /  -.. . .- - .... .-.-.- /  - .... . /  -- .- --.. . /  .. ... /  .... . .- ...- .. .-.. -.-- /  -- --- -. .. - --- .-. . -.. /  -... -.-- /  -. .. --. .... - /  -.-. .-. . . .--. . .-. ... .-.-.-

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.- -. -.-- /  .- - - . -- .--. - /  -.-- --- ..- /  -- .- -.- . /  ..-. --- .-. /  .- -. /  . ... -.-. .- .--. . /  .--. .- ... - /  .... ..- -. -....- --. .-. .-. .-. /  .- -. -.. /  - .... . /  -. .. --. .... - /  -.-. .-. . . .--. . .-. ... /  .-- .. .-.. .-.. /  -... . /  -- . - /  .-- .. - .... /  .... .- .-. ... .... /  .--. ..- -. .. ... .... -- . -. - ... .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- .. -. -.-. .-.. ..- -.. .. -. --. /  -.-. .- ... - .-. .- - .. --- -. .-.-.- /  -.-- --- ..- /  .... .- ...- . /  -... . . -. /  .-- .- .-. -. . -.. .-.-.-

>:(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Feb 06, 2013, 12:44:57 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Feb 04, 2013, 11:10:50 AM

*smirks*

You always go for the helmet, don't you?

FEIM ZII GRON!

*I use become ethereal shout and become invisible to Vep. I suddenly reappear behind him and kick him in the rear with a laugh. Vep tries to swipe, but the sword reconnects with my shield. I parry the blow and bash Vep with my shield.*

*using my eyes I can still make out where Dovah is,his invisablity doesnt have the total effect he thought*

*Dovah comes in with another bash of the shield as I slide under the blow and his his elbow with the back of my sword hard and fast,the blow dislocates his arm.*

I can still see you..

*my eyes glow brightly as I jump into the air and spinning roundhouse Dovah in the face making him eat the ground hard,I put my boot on his head and push it into the dirt with a crazy smile*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Feb 06, 2013, 02:48:24 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Feb 06, 2013, 12:44:57 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Feb 04, 2013, 11:10:50 AM

*smirks*

You always go for the helmet, don't you?

FEIM ZII GRON!

*I use become ethereal shout and become invisible to Vep. I suddenly reappear behind him and kick him in the rear with a laugh. Vep tries to swipe, but the sword reconnects with my shield. I parry the blow and bash Vep with my shield.*

*using my eyes I can still make out where Dovah is,his invisablity doesnt have the total effect he thought*

*Dovah comes in with another bash of the shield as I slide under the blow and his his elbow with the back of my sword hard and fast,the blow dislocates his arm.*

I can still see you..

*my eyes glow brightly as I jump into the air and spinning roundhouse Dovah in the face making him eat the ground hard,I put my boot on his head and push it into the dirt with a crazy smile*


UGH...

*Spits out blood*

You know, I believe you underestimate my physical strength. Keeping me down with one boot? Pah!

*Grabs Vep by the leg an pulls him down, fracturing the joint in the knee. Holding Vep down by the neck with one hand, I deliver three heavy blows to Veps face before picking him up and slamming him into a boulder face first. I then throw Vep, sending him tumbling. I pop my neck.*

I've dealt with worse than a dislocated arm.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 06, 2013, 03:42:15 AM
In case you're scratching your heads about my last post, I purposely encrypted it in Morse code, detailing where I've imprisoned...ahem, I mean, 'conveniently located' Cal. Lie, you might want to take note of that if you're serious about saving your ally.  ;)

Let's see if you two can figure it out. ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Feb 06, 2013, 08:44:42 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Feb 06, 2013, 03:42:15 AM
In case you're scratching your heads about my last post, I purposely encrypted it in Morse code, detailing where I've imprisoned...ahem, I mean, 'conveniently located' Cal. Lie, you might want to take note of that if you're serious about saving your ally.  ;)

Let's see if you two can figure it out. ;D
Please bitch. I've played Amnesia: The Dark Descent. I know how to get out of this. Ain't no night creepers gonna get me in the dark.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 07, 2013, 12:39:43 AM
Very well, I shall sit back and see how you get yourself out of this pickle. Good luck.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Feb 07, 2013, 07:44:58 AM
*Shuffles into the thread*
"I'm sexy and I know it.... Woah OK what the f**k happened here."
*looks around*
"So who's side do I join?" :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 07, 2013, 08:26:41 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Feb 07, 2013, 07:44:58 AM
*Shuffles into the thread*
"I'm sexy and I know it.... Woah OK what the f**k happened here."
*looks around*
"So who's side do I join?" :-\

Entirely up to you, Terx.   :-\

Spoiler
But if you join with me, I can help fund your next biological weapons program.   8)
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Feb 07, 2013, 05:51:32 PM
"So hungry...."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Feb 07, 2013, 05:56:45 PM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Feb 07, 2013, 05:51:32 PM
"So hungry...."

*looks over from fight with Vep*

And what exactly are you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Feb 07, 2013, 06:00:18 PM
"Besides awesome? I am a Turian!"

Spoiler
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Feb 08, 2013, 01:10:34 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Feb 07, 2013, 07:44:58 AM
*Shuffles into the thread*
"I'm sexy and I know it.... Woah OK what the f**k happened here."
*looks around*
"So who's side do I join?" :-\

...?

-Looks over at with a blank expression-

Dunno.. I've just been standing here, watching this unfold for a while.. Haven't fought since Xavier tread upon my mountain.

-Turns head back to the mountain's edge-



Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Feb 08, 2013, 01:14:09 AM
*Wakes up in cold dark arena*

Damn... how long have I been out of it. What was I doing again.

*Stands up a dusts off clothes*

Oh god! CAL! :o

*Runs off into the shadows*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Feb 08, 2013, 01:27:55 AM
uurrrhhh...

*Stands up and dusts my jacket and kimono off and wipes the blood from my mouth on my sleeve*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ff046294fe12f551b395b5cca413a487a%2Ftumblr_mhpydc40li1r11qslo1_500.gif&hash=f7f932efcca9037ca4a02190187c428c7adca341)
'Guess I'll just have to cut it off then.'

*I use my spirit grip to project invisable hands that latch around Dovah's legs and drag him to the ground,I pull them towards me with force and Dovah is dragged over the ground hitting rocks and fallen trees as he comes closer to my position.

I draw my sword and activate my death perception. As Dovah gets in striking range I hold him up in the air with spirit grip*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2F1a1388f5bd4c84ef7f6b215e264714f5%2Ftumblr_mh3xbrtY4i1rmimsbo1_500.jpg&hash=0ba12e3cb1ad6ec4acba54a55f4d517dfc962a74)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Feb 08, 2013, 01:36:44 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Feb 08, 2013, 01:27:55 AM
uurrrhhh...

*Stands up and dusts my jacket and kimono off and wipes the blood from my mouth on my sleeve*

http://25.media.tumblr.com/f046294fe12f551b395b5cca413a487a/tumblr_mhpydc40li1r11qslo1_500.gif
'Guess I'll just have to cut it off then.'

*I use my spirit grip to project invisable hands that latch around Dovah's legs and drag him to the ground,I pull them towards me with force and Dovah is dragged over the ground hitting rocks and fallen trees as he comes closer to my position.

I draw my sword and activate my death perception. As Dovah gets in striking range I hold him up in the air with spirit grip*

http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a1388f5bd4c84ef7f6b215e264714f5/tumblr_mh3xbrtY4i1rmimsbo1_500.jpg

FUS RO DAH!!!

*Vep is blown back into a tree and I am released from the grip.*

VEN GAAR NOS!!!

*An enormous cyclone emerges from my shout and throws Vep around violently. The freezing twister chills vep to the bone as debris hits him repeatedly. The cyclone carries vep and throws him straight into my fist. Vep flips before landing on the ground.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 08, 2013, 03:02:36 PM
You can't save him, Lie, nobody can!  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Feb 08, 2013, 03:08:38 PM
Quote from: Lie on Feb 08, 2013, 01:14:09 AM
*Wakes up in cold dark arena*

Damn... how long have I been out of it. What was I doing again.

*Stands up a dusts off clothes*

Oh god! CAL! :o

*Runs off into the shadows*
*voice off in the distance*
Lie!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 08, 2013, 03:22:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsSBPmJKcRs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsSBPmJKcRs#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Feb 08, 2013, 10:53:16 PM
*Bursts through the wall*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc00.deviantart.net%2Ffs70%2Fi%2F2011%2F245%2F4%2Fa%2Fsasuke_returns_by_ludo723-d48hjw6.png&hash=b72cadcac9d17f18ed39dd2b7c3ff709238dca20)

*Burns through Cal's cage setting him free*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Feb 08, 2013, 11:17:51 PM
*Slowly stands up*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20111125183553%2Fkurokonobasuke%2Fimages%2F1%2F1c%2FIntimidating_Akashi.png&hash=838446a00a9b316cb5690fce22c0103544cfbf0d)

Charles.... your time has come....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Feb 09, 2013, 05:43:53 AM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 08, 2013, 11:17:51 PM
*Slowly stands up*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20111125183553%2Fkurokonobasuke%2Fimages%2F1%2F1c%2FIntimidating_Akashi.png&hash=838446a00a9b316cb5690fce22c0103544cfbf0d)

Charles.... your time has come....

...

Well someone's f**ked.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Feb 09, 2013, 12:04:20 PM
Quote from: Trainer Red on Feb 09, 2013, 05:43:53 AM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 08, 2013, 11:17:51 PM
*Slowly stands up*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20111125183553%2Fkurokonobasuke%2Fimages%2F1%2F1c%2FIntimidating_Akashi.png&hash=838446a00a9b316cb5690fce22c0103544cfbf0d)

Charles.... your time has come....

...

Well someone's f**ked.

Ehh...fought worse.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 09, 2013, 02:16:29 PM
Not on my watch, Cal.  ;)

"Seize these two buffoons and have them castrated immediately!"  >:(

Chuck watches through a monitor as Hun-Grrr and the Night Creepers have Lie and Cal trapped to a corner.

"Don't let them get out of my maze!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Feb 09, 2013, 02:25:00 PM
Would that really work on me, Charles?

*looks at Lie who throws him his sword while I do a front flip and with one slash takes  out all of the enemies *

*I proceed to slowly walk towards Charles with a crazy grin on my face *
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 09, 2013, 02:29:08 PM
(Now how on Earth did you get out of my maze?)

:o

Yikes! Oh no, you don't!

*psychically manipulates Cal to turn his sword against Lie*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Feb 10, 2013, 01:44:15 AM
*Kicks Cal in crouch and takes the sword out of his hand*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi900.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac206%2FLie1295%2FRC_zps6f0479ee.jpg&hash=bbac0daed43c22d33bc825053be7c48e3592b2a9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Feb 10, 2013, 02:10:05 AM
I would not be standing here right now if that had happened to me...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Feb 10, 2013, 02:16:14 AM
grrrr

*gets to my feet and spits blood on the ground,I draw power as spiritual energy surrounds me and electrifies the air I swing my blade with force as Dovah blocks with his shield sending him backstepping a few paces. I stab with peicing energy as Dovah delfects the blow from his chest but fails to deflect it away from his body as the blade goes straight through his right bicep. I pull my sword out from Dovahs arm as blood spurts on the ground and turn my body to Dovahs back and slash his back with my blade deeply. I then kick the legs out from Dovah making him fall to the ground in a bloody mess*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Fac7f472a197bb19fb536ecbbbd07e329%2Ftumblr_mhr69tEpRi1rmimsbo1_500.jpg&hash=6e1743d756fcd800dc2b0f7a1ee7252ba2f089f8)
'The only reason I dont kill you is becuase your too much fun."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Feb 10, 2013, 02:36:32 AM
*Pats Cal on the back*

You repress those memorise. ;)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m2nproFKhM1r48wfeo1_500.gif&hash=8f3f8f8a00ec2e95c508dbb80b595f5b7be71b68)

*Breaks a hole roof and Susano'o grabs Cal and jumps out of Charles den cause it to crumble on top of him*

That's 2 you owe me for now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Feb 10, 2013, 02:38:55 AM
*waves at Charles as we fly away*  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Feb 10, 2013, 02:57:31 AM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 10, 2013, 02:38:55 AM
*waves at Charles as we fly away*  ;D

-Watches Cal and Lie fly past the peak of Mt. Silver-

..?

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Feb 10, 2013, 03:22:41 AM
Quote from: Vepariga on Feb 10, 2013, 02:16:14 AM
grrrr

*gets to my feet and spits blood on the ground,I draw power as spiritual energy surrounds me and electrifies the air I swing my blade with force as Dovah blocks with his shield sending him backstepping a few paces. I stab with peicing energy as Dovah delfects the blow from his chest but fails to deflect it away from his body as the blade goes straight through his right bicep. I pull my sword out from Dovahs arm as blood spurts on the ground and turn my body to Dovahs back and slash his back with my blade deeply. I then kick the legs out from Dovah making him fall to the ground in a bloody mess*

http://25.media.tumblr.com/ac7f472a197bb19fb536ecbbbd07e329/tumblr_mhr69tEpRi1rmimsbo1_500.jpg
'The only reason I dont kill you is becuase your too much fun."

*Gets up slowly, grunting in pain and holding my cut arm*

I...could say the same to you.

WULD NAH KEST!!!

*Using whirlwind sprint, I appear in front of Vep. I deliver a crushing blow to Vep's chest. A distinct popping noise is heard as Vep stumbles back. I throw shield to the side and pull out my dagger as well as my sword. I charge at Vep bellowing loudly as Vep swings. This is what I count on.*


TIID KLO UL!!!

*Time slows as Vep is caught in mid swing, vulnerable. I slice across Vep's leg, hitting the bone and breaking the slow Down. I then grab Vep's shoulders and headbutt him several times. As blood trickles down my own forehead, I base kick Vep in the stomach, making him tumble violently until he stops*

Gah!

*My back injury continues to cause me great pain.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 10, 2013, 10:39:40 AM
A hand emerges from the rubble. I clench my fist in rage, shaking it hard as Lie and Cal make their escape.

"You will regret this day, you two. Mark my words."  >:(

"Constructicons, it's time to build our new base."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages4.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20060329091058%2Ftransformers%2Fimages%2F2%2F28%2FConstructicons_mode2.jpg&hash=5ba67fe07f4027c85aca0b8844d750acaf95a517)

Edit: A short while later...

A Combat Jet Skystriker and a Cobra Rattler follow Lie and Cal on their flying thingy-majiggy. Inside them are pilots Ace and Wild Weasel.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20090417004613%2Fgijoe%2Fimages%2F8%2F80%2FAce_RAH.jpg&hash=1a2dbcabc552712e1a9ede84cd588864c9e69e67)
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(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages4.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20101023174633%2Fcomicadventures%2Fimages%2F3%2F39%2FWild_Weasel.jpg&hash=502dd6f9b6cb3fa3a38135f7c3c00b18129d51ac)
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Chuck contacts them through voice-over on their radios.

"Knock 'em down, boys. Show no mercy."  8)

The pilots initiate attack by firing heat-seeking missiles at their targets.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Feb 20, 2013, 04:33:06 AM
*A bright flash knocks every member out, slow everyone wakes up*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmiuki.info%2Fwp-content%2Fgallery%2Fanime-boys%2F48.jpg&hash=950038af7abea9dd29098c4dd33714c5df550651)
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

*Everyone looks down and sees that their bound to the ground*

Insanity is doing the exact... same f**king thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I stabbed him. The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these f**king pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same f**king thing... over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different, I'm sorry, I don't like... The way...

*Gets up a kicks every member in the gut one by one*

you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a f**king problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? f**k you! Okay? f**k you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed most you already... and it's not like I am f**king crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?

*Points upwards*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m6zs4sCHnu1r94g7oo1_500.png&hash=083ce30ba894a32f54cc31a8143ae95c8a919e10)

Oh that? I took the liberty of taking over the world in your... absence.

*Takes the sword up and slices everyones throats*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.animegalleries.net%2Falbums%2FNaruto%2Fsasuke%2Fnaruto_sasuke0054.jpg%3F%3D123&hash=fb9af830586b81c142a666e4ea65412ba2233367)
I'm done with playing fair.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Feb 20, 2013, 04:36:24 AM
*sword phases through my neck*

Go home Vaas, you're drunk.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Feb 20, 2013, 04:39:36 AM
*Slashes at Cal repeatedly*

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT I CAN'T GET HIS AWESOME OUT OF MY HEAD

*Uses Susano'o to destroy the ground all around everyone causing them to fall into a river*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Feb 20, 2013, 04:42:57 AM
Quote from: Lie on Feb 20, 2013, 04:39:36 AM
*Slashes at Cal repeatedly*
Oh the irony.  :laugh:

*lands on the surface of the river without falling in like everyone else *
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Feb 20, 2013, 11:07:21 AM

...?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Feb 21, 2013, 12:20:04 AM
*looks at Vep, unmoving on the ground.*

I wonder if I killed him...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Feb 21, 2013, 12:34:37 AM
*Appears behind Cal turns him to so he can see Dova*

There. Is. Insanity.

*Facepalms*

The unwillingness to evolve and accept that kills this thread... There's truly nothing that can be done to save this place.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Feb 21, 2013, 12:44:17 AM
Insanity.....?

*small smile appears on face*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Feb 21, 2013, 02:22:15 AM
Quote from: Lie on Feb 21, 2013, 12:34:37 AM
*Appears behind Cal turns him to so he can see Dova*

There. Is. Insanity.

*Facepalms*

The unwillingness to evolve and accept that kills this thread... There's truly nothing that can be done to save this place.

*Notices Lie's mini-speech*

Me? What have I done?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 21, 2013, 07:49:18 AM
Chuck frowns and unbinds his wheelchair from the ground, slowly approaching Lie.

"Lie, are you feeling okay buddy?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Amaterasu on Feb 22, 2013, 04:42:27 AM
((OOC: Screw it, I'm switching characters.))

Amaterasu quickly changes character, into the bearhound Riki.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fginga%2Fimages%2F6%2F6b%2FRikigdwo.png&hash=e814883a75f004ff43dd1deb822756181825ad59)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Feb 22, 2013, 06:58:12 PM
((Switchs Characters/Species/Gender/whole self))
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Looks at Riki. "What is that small creature?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Feb 23, 2013, 08:30:20 AM
*get off boat*
*looks around*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110809134246%2Finfamous%2Fimages%2F1%2F13%2FCole%26%23039%3Bs_face.jpg&hash=5bf47614bfd50c1a4ba0ae713e1e5e6ab7322f01)
"This isn't the place I remember, time for a change."
*Drains the electricity from the boat and uses static thrusters to launch myself over to everyone else*
"Now who's first?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Feb 23, 2013, 08:46:59 AM
Pokes human with claw until it falls over.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Feb 23, 2013, 09:05:38 AM
Quote from: Predator Queen on Feb 23, 2013, 08:46:59 AM
Pokes human with claw until it falls over.

"Ok so thats how its gonna be!"
*Uses kenetic pulse to lift predator queen and throws her at Dovakiin*
*A thunderstorm begins*
"This is gonna be a long night."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Feb 23, 2013, 09:16:39 AM
Lands on his aft with a loud clang.
" That was strange..."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 23, 2013, 10:45:27 AM
Hmm...I think I'll change my character too.

*gets up from wheelchair*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy6%2FCharlesXavier%2FMiscellaneous%2FSF1_zps77cf73d8.jpg&hash=dc2e8fa827efc139dd074bc87b67512b068d7c21)

From hereon, I shall be: Dr. Strangefate!  8)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy6%2FCharlesXavier%2FMiscellaneous%2FSF2_zpsb15de9f8.jpg&hash=73483a8bebc682195e2a0a505e38c35934e97717)

*Strangefate's minions bow before him at his newly built secret lair*

"Now, off to plot my next scheme..."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Amaterasu on Feb 24, 2013, 10:06:24 PM
Riki sighs before turning toward PQ, panting lightly.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Feb 24, 2013, 11:46:28 PM
Oh, COME ON, Vep! Don't just leave me standing here!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 25, 2013, 02:43:15 AM
Strangefate (aka Chuck) sneaks up behind Trainer Red without him noticing.

"Excuse me, sir."

Knocks him out with the Forget-Me-Stick!

http://movieclips.com/PNA2r-megamind-movie-the-forget-me-stick/ (http://movieclips.com/PNA2r-megamind-movie-the-forget-me-stick/)

Red collapses with a silly grin on his face.

"It's all part of the plan..."  8)

Recondo appears and shoves the unconscious Red into a net and drags him away.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F1%2F1c%2FRecondo9771.jpg&hash=e84349694c38bff922be14530f181c901bcba073)

"Come, Recondo. Let us return back to our base."

The two of them disappear into the shadows.

"Expect a ransom note to come out soon, folks."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Feb 25, 2013, 02:44:59 AM
*Cal stands there hidden from the forest watching Red get dragged away. *
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Feb 25, 2013, 05:21:12 AM
-Eyes fly open-

...!

-Clicks pokeball-

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi789.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy179%2Falfa02%2FPikachuanime.gif&hash=b2e2f1a5c9067144e21d7644b986212370c484a1)

-Pika bursts out and splits the net apart with iron tail-

-Stands up and calls entire team out-

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F0-media-cdn.foolz.us%2Fffuuka%2Fboard%2Fa%2Fimage%2F1352%2F84%2F1352847820524.jpg&hash=183ac5d9f01c2ba4b19f2e0ef54f1ccda3c07c03)

...?

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 25, 2013, 06:15:24 AM
Your Pokemon won't be able to get you out of that escape-proof cell, my friend.  8)

Now be a good boy and sit quietly, whilst I write the ransom note.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Feb 25, 2013, 06:27:54 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Feb 25, 2013, 06:15:24 AM
Your Pokemon won't be able to get you out of that escape-proof cell, my friend.  8)

Now be a good boy and sit quietly, whilst I write the ransom note.

...?

I believe one just did.

-Signals Charizard and points at Strangefate-

...Flamethrower...

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-Strangefate proceeds to be incinerated-

Pathetic...

-Calls back team and returns to the peak of Mt.Silver-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 25, 2013, 06:50:55 AM
Blows out puff of smoke.

"Feisty one, aren't you? Very well, enjoy your taste of freedom while you can. I'll just have to find a weaker subject."

Looks over at Terx2.

"Good day to you, sir."

Knocks him out with the Forget-Me-Stick!

http://movieclips.com/PNA2r-megamind-movie-the-forget-me-stick/ (http://movieclips.com/PNA2r-megamind-movie-the-forget-me-stick/)

Terx collapses with a silly grin on his face.

The Dreadnoks appear and throw Terx into their escape-proof electric cage.

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"Let us return to base."

The Dreadnoks and Strangefate disappear into the shadows, dragging away Terx with them.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Feb 25, 2013, 06:57:13 AM
Was watching everything from the side lines. 
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Feb 25, 2013, 07:36:59 AM
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*comes to from being unconcious*

uuuh..

*gets to feet and looks at Dovah*

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 25, 2013, 08:52:20 AM
A few days pass without any word of Terx...

A ransom note arrives at everyone's doorstep, encrypted in Morse code.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Feb 25, 2013, 09:16:33 AM
*Wakes up in a dark basement inside an electric cage*
"I've been in worse situations. Wait. Wheres my kidney? I'll kill you!"
*Looks at the electric cage*
"Too easy."
*Drains the electricity powering the cage, throw an ice grenade insode the cage frezzing and smashing it with my fists*
*Looks at a copy of the ransom note*
"What is this scribble?"
*Hears Chuck upstairs. Static jumps though the basement and picks up the Forger-Me-Stick*
"Lets see how you like it!"
*Rapidly smacks Chuck with the forget-me-stick*
*Drags his body down into the basement and locks him in an empty cage*
*Walks out the front door whistling*
"Well that was a minor set back. I wonder what Lie is up to."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 25, 2013, 10:46:33 AM
"Damn, you people are good."

Lets out a high whistle.

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Mirage comes to assist a dazed Strangefate out of the empty cage.

Chromia tends to the lumps on my head.

"Ah...too bad Terx and Red didn't realize that I already have a back-up test subject, in case all else failed."

Peers into a heavily fortified prison cell deep underground in an undisclosed location.

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Strangefate shakes his head.

"Oh, Ghosty. It appears that you'll have to do for my next experiment."

"All conditions from the ransom note still apply, folks. Make your choice wisely."

Spoiler
Strangefate contemplates of cooking Terx's kidney for dinner.
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Feb 25, 2013, 12:03:14 PM
Quote from: Vepariga on Feb 25, 2013, 07:36:59 AM
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*comes to from being unconcious*

uuuh..

*gets to feet and looks at Dovah*

http://25.media.tumblr.com/d7350cc59368e31f22c1ed0204a17aca/tumblr_mhzooxOHOy1rmimsbo1_500.jpg

*I Return Vep's stare and steel myself for battle.*

Welcome back to the land of the living.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 26, 2013, 04:57:20 AM
In the Arkham Tower (Chuck's new secret base), Dr. Strangefate sits on his throne, waiting if anyone is willing to pay the ransom for Ghost Rider. He yawns in boredom, feeling that there's more that he could be doing with so much power in his hands.

An idea strikes him.

*snaps fingers

"A-ha! I've got something far more sinister in mind than a secret weapons program! It will be perfect."

*evil smile*

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That night...

"Cal..."

A voice awakens Cal in the middle of the night in his bedroom. Little does he know that it is the psychic voice of Strangefate reaching out to him.

"Cal...you will come to me, where you'll become part of my other experiment."

The voice speaks out again, waking him up in a hypnotic trance.

"Good boy. Now rise...rise and leave your pathetic home and your worthless friends. You will live a better life soon."

Cal is led out of his bed and heads for the nearest door, opening it and shutting it behind him.

"Cal, you idiot. That's the closet."

Cal is forced to open the door and head out the RIGHT door. A few steps later...

"WATCH THE STAIRS!"

Cal tumbles down the stairs. But miraculously, he is still under Strangefate's spell.

"Get up, fool." Strangefate orders. "Head outside. Get over here to my place, NOW!"

In his pajamas, he is led miles and miles away from his home, towards the Arkham Tower, in an undisclosed location.

The entrance gates open and kindly welcome the mind-controlled Cal inside. The gates slowly shut behind him and there is silence for the rest of the night.

The next day...

A flying object is spotted in the sky at the peak of Mt. Silver. Trainer Red and his Pokemon are there to witness it. On closer inspection, they realize that the flying object is in fact none other than their old friend; Dr. Strangefate!

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But he is not alone. For he is accompanied by several of his minions:

Ace and a dozen fleet of Joes behind him in their Combat Jet Skystrikers.

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Wild Weasel and a dozen fleet of Cobras behind him in their Cobra Rattlers.

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The Aerialbots.

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Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Sunstorm and Thunderwing.

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"Face it Red, you're heavily outnumbered. I realized that catching you a second time wouldn't be easy. So I came well prepared."

Strangefate signals for immediate attack.

"BLAST AWAY!"

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Strangefate fires a beam of energy as a shower of bullets, missiles and lasers reign down upon Mt. Silver, explosions everywhere. The attacks continue endlessly until at last, the mountain cannot take any more brute force and it collapses. Red and his Pokemon take a deep plunge and get buried under heaps of falling rock and boulders.

Joes and Cobras scour the area and dig out the unconscious Red and his Pokemon, dragging them away to the Arkham Tower.

"Excellent."

Meanwhile elsewhere...

The doorbell rings at Terx's house. The door opens.

"Special delivery for Terx2!" The mailman greets him with a large package at his doorstep. "If you could please sign here?"

The mailman hands a confused Terx a form to fill in. While he is shortly distracted, the mailman suddenly puts Terx in a chokehold, taking out a cloth soaked in chloroform and rubbing it in his face.

Terx soon passes out cold.

The mailman removes his mask to reveal himself as Zartan.

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Zartan drags Terx away back to the Arkham Tower.

Hours pass...

Cal, Terx and Red lay side-by-side on gurneys in a secret operating room, all still unconscious. In front of them stands Dr. Strangefate, alongside Dr. Mindbender.

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"Get to work, Mindbender."

A few days later...

Dr. Strangefate proudly stands in his throne room. Joes, Autobots, Cobras and Decepticons alike are all assembled for a special announcement. Cal, Red and Terx lay asleep before him under a blanket sheet.

"Good morning ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I'm so glad all of you came here on this fine day. I am proud to announce that we have a new member in our group. So if all of you could be so kind and say hello to my new pet..."

Strangefate approaches his three captives and partly lifts the blanket, nudging Cal with a light kick on the cheek with his boot.

"Hey, buddy. Wake up."

Strangefate hears Cal moan as he watches him slowly opens his eyes and gain consciousness.

"That's it, get up. On your fours."

Strangefate walks over to wake up Red and Terx behind Cal.

"Come on, you two as well. Upsy daisy!"

Moans are heard from Red and Terx, but no words.

"Come on now, altogether now. That's good. Yes...good. VERY GOOD!"

Strangefate raises his hands, magically lifting away the blanket to reveal to his minions his new pet.

All three victims are in a state of sheer shock. Strangefate marches by each of them, the reflection on his helmet reveals the horrible truth;

Spoiler
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Front: Cal.
Middle: Trainer Red.
End: Terx.

The three begin to shed tears and cry. Strangefate laughs at Cal's angry cries, whilst ignoring Red and Terx mumbling with their stitched up mouths.

"MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAA!" Strangefate laughs victoriously and turns to his minions. "See this, my friends. Let us all point and laugh at these weaklings in humiliation!"

The whole room erupts into laughter.

Strangefate levitates himself up to the ceiling and rolls around in a fit of giggles.

"Red, wait until you see what I've done to your precious Pokemon."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Feb 26, 2013, 05:04:25 AM
*As Strangefate turns around I use my powers to phase out of the human centipede, through the floor and into a didn't part of the place leaving Terx, and Red behind. *

"He never learns does he?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 26, 2013, 05:15:59 AM
"Drat, I forgot about Cal's abilities!"  >:( "Oh, well. At least I still have Red and Terx."

Strangefate orders the Dinobots to track down Cal and devour him before he makes his escape!

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BTW: Leaving your friends behind, Cal? Oh, that's cold.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Feb 26, 2013, 05:36:05 AM
*my voice seems to come from seemingly nowhere *

"Friends? What a joke... The only one I can truly rely on is me and only me."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 26, 2013, 05:52:32 AM
Strangefate knows where that voice is from.

"AHA! There you are!"

*raises a hand and immobilizes Cal*

"Now you be good and get back to where you belong. Your 'friends' are missing you dearly."

Edit: *reattaches Cal to Red's mouth*

"Do that disappearing act again, Cal, and I'll make sure that you'll regret it."  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Feb 26, 2013, 11:10:31 AM
*I tear myself away from Red*
"Ah I knew there something odd about that mail man. Your a sick basterd strangefate!"
*Leaps out the open window turns around in free fall and uses lightning teather to pull myself up to the top floor*
*I land safely on the balcony before looking up shocked. (No pun intended ;D) I find Red's pokémon being tied up, force feed and milked.*
"Did I mention your a sick basterd?"
*The transformers gaurding the milking machine hear and try to attack but I've already drained there power cells*
*I fire a shock rocket at the tied up Charazard and Pickachu*
"Right now that you freed want to go save Red and get away from this nightmare."
"Pika Pika" Replies Pickachu
"I'll take that as a yes. Charazard the door."
*Charazard uses fire blast and destroys the door killing Wild Weasel and Zartan*
*I see Red just sitting there*
*Charazard steps forward but I stop him*
"This clearly a trap"
*knowing that I use lightning teather to grab Red and pull him towards Charazard who catches him*
"Good save the thanks till we get out of."
*Just as I say that an alarm goes off*
"Well Pickachu retrieved your other pokémon Red now lets get out of here."
*Pikachu comes running around the corner avoiding the lazer fire from the dinobots. Ghost rider right behind him throwing his chain striking the dinobots*
*Pikachu jumps on Charazards back with Red and hands him his pokéballs*
*Ghost rider whistles and his hellbike rides past him as he jumps on it and rides out the window and down the tower*
"Leave Now!!!" I shout as the damaged dinobots approach.
*Charazard uses Fly and smashes through the roof and flies off into the distance. Ghost rider can be seen on the ground driving though the forest igniting the trees behind him*
"Till we meet again" I whisper.
*I begin absording all the electricity from Arkam tower and storing it in my body. The energy becomes too unstable and I explode screaming at the top of my lungs destroying Arkam tower and the area surrounding it*
*Red and ghost rider head towards mt silver*
3 months later
*Theres no trace of my body left. A shrine of me is built on the ruins of Arkam tower. Theres still no sign of Strangefate but thanks to my sacrifice my friends are free*
"He'll be back" Is engraved on my tomb.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 26, 2013, 11:35:52 AM
(Oh Terx, you forgot all about Cal. God rest his poor soul :laugh:)

"Damn you for killing Weasel and Zartan!"  >:(

*uses powers to resurrect both of them*

"Damn you again for draining my robots!"  >:( >:(

*restores power to those Transformers beaten by Terx*

"And SCREW YOU for wrecking my home!"  >:( >:( >:(

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Dr. Strangefate, who had survived the explosion 3 months ago, has been wondering aimlessly in a barren wasteland, accompanied by his minions but still defeated.

"Come. We shall rebuild a new Arkham Tower here." he announces. "Constructicons, get to work! The rest of you, patrol the area!"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages4.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20060329091058%2Ftransformers%2Fimages%2F2%2F28%2FConstructicons_mode2.jpg&hash=5ba67fe07f4027c85aca0b8844d750acaf95a517)

"With Terx out of the way for good, I can recapture Red and Ghost Rider without any more trouble. Heh-heh-heh..."

*rubs hands together*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Feb 26, 2013, 11:48:33 AM
*my dark figure appears on the horizon of the desert slowly working my way to Strangefate*
*camera zooms into see a smile of excitement across my face*

Hehe... ha... ha.. ha. Hahahahaha
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 26, 2013, 11:56:22 AM
"YOU! How are you still alive?"

Strangefate summons the Predacons.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F9%2F90%2FFFOD5_Predacons.JPG&hash=d0c3a8fca9db4176bd362082a57891685f6afe9a)

"Predacons, transform to Predaking and dispose of this wretched pest immediately!"

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F6%2F6e%2FPredaking_Combaticons_screwed.jpg&hash=00b143490f15f56d0804f5bfb892f0d8622c3910)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Feb 26, 2013, 11:59:12 AM
"Cal is more then capable of saving his own skin"  Says a ghostly voice from beyond.
*Meanwhile eighteen thousands years in the future*
*I'm sitting down talking into a futuristic microphone*
"The blast didn't kill me. It propelled me into the future now I'm more powerful than ever."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 26, 2013, 12:00:13 PM
Hope you can time travel then.  ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Feb 26, 2013, 12:05:32 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Feb 26, 2013, 12:00:13 PM
Hope you can time travel then.  ;D

"Oh I can do a whole lot more than that." ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 26, 2013, 12:07:53 PM
Oh really?  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGLnsNPQcls#noexternalembed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGLnsNPQcls#noexternalembed)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Feb 26, 2013, 01:02:42 PM
*Suddenly appears behind Stangefate*

It's time for you to die... again...

*phases through Strangefate's body and rips him apart with a knife from the inside.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 26, 2013, 01:30:06 PM
"Uuuuugh...."

Strangefate falls to his knees, dropping his staff, bleeding internally in unspeakable pain. Predaking in retaliation, kicks Caleb away like a football, sending him miles away until he is no longer in sight.

"MEDIC!" Strangefate cries.

An ambulance rushes to his aid. Out from it emerges Doc.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2F4%2F4c%2FGIJOEDOC.png%2F220px-GIJOEDOC.png&hash=20102b201f900e183b4e8367eda361da6bef59c8)

The ambulance transforms to reveal itself as Ratchet.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F7%2F7e%2FRatchetg1.jpg&hash=3464c8cc6a1e32d4a9d822ae2e71f443bc3b6fe1)

"Curse that Cal! I want a full-scale perimeter of this area now, 24/7! All you Autobots and Decepticons, on the double! Nobody disrupts the building of our new tower!"

Strangefate is taken under intense care of Doc and Ratchet while the Transformers work together to build a massive barrier encircling the tower.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Feb 26, 2013, 09:23:58 PM
-Walks back to the wreckage of Mt.Silver-

... ... ...

-Falls to knees-

My home...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi286.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll89%2Fakire-nimsay%2FOthers%2FRed_Eyes.jpg&hash=61e830697464611399ac06bd70ac8d88dc444a03)

-Eyes fly open and an inhumane scream follows, pikachu jumps off shoulder in terror-

Mistake.

-Darkness begins to overtake Red in his rage, crimson veins spread throughout his body-

Mistake.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp330%2FSoffittaja%2F1269269440011.jpg&hash=3cb5db5235e8b62efea23bafe4fc2a378254a044)

-Teleports through darkness into Strangefate's room-

You have made...

-Slams fist through Doc's chest, blood spurts all over Strangefate-

A grave...

-Rips his heart out-

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx47%2Fcorranhorn_01%2F1209758085848.jpg&hash=995dfe1df5d2ac85e2b16aec24a710edaf466514)

-Turns head and stares into Strangefate's soul-

Mistake.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 27, 2013, 12:04:25 AM
*spits blood into Red's face, temporarily blinding him*

"GAAAAAAH! My heart!"  :o

Torch arrives having heard all the commotion and immolates Red, making him stagger out of the room. Ratchet races frantically to replace Strangefate's heart.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F4%2F49256%2F1904939-torch_1_by_aschell.jpg&hash=a33e25648674212aaa3551a85d62636b0e9a6ccf)

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Feb 27, 2013, 12:42:25 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Feb 27, 2013, 12:04:25 AM
*spits blood into Red's face, temporarily blinding him*

"GAAAAAAH! My heart!"  :o

Torch arrives having heard all the commotion and immolates Red, making him stagger out of the room. Ratchet races frantically to replace Strangefate's heart.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/4/49256/1904939-torch_1_by_aschell.jpg

-Releases a pulse of demonic energy, putting out the flames and launching Torch away-

You will not escape me.

-Runs towards Strangefate with a wild look in my eye-

You will pay...

-Plundges arms through Strangefate's torso-

For what you've done...

-Rips out a rib and impales Strangefate's windpipe-

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi385.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Foo292%2FStackemHigh%2FRed_Eyes_WIP_by_raddragongirl.png&hash=540f4ea7a34d86bae16e46e05982550b1875d22e)

Bleed...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 27, 2013, 03:02:58 AM
*chokes and continues bleeding*

"Heeeelp....ssssomebody!"

Destro and the Baroness rush in desperately with their guns to Strangefate's rescue and pack their uninvited guest with hundreds of bullets.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.zoom-comics.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F08%2Fdestro-and-the-baroness.jpg&hash=4ae9684b789e146d8c2ffc662c1b51a1b4ff3e7f)

At the same time, Firefly breaks through the ceiling and joins in the fire with his machine gun and tosses a dozen grenades.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20090806121528%2Fgijoe%2Fimages%2F7%2F7e%2FFirefly3.jpg&hash=32ab5c51360a645e15f82b5eabcbe258e6d59337)

Snake-Eyes and Storm Shadow drop through the whole made by Firefly and ready their swords for action.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F11%2F113381%2F2344910-snakes_eyes_and_storm_shadow.jpg&hash=82f322537ae172892b7896e22466dc013ad42432)

Galvatron steps in seconds later...readying his weapon to obliterate Red to dust and end his pointless whining.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20060704191822%2Ftransformers%2Fimages%2F1%2F1d%2FGalvatronTVMag1.jpg&hash=da88cc5e9ddee07fb250d3e0c76043ab84457fdb)

Ratchet quietly carries the near-death Strangefate away from all the destruction.

"I just need a little more time to gain my powers and heal myself..."

Edit: "Oh no, wait, that wasn't MY heart you ripped out. My mistake...but still, I'M BLEEDING TO DEATH!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Feb 27, 2013, 10:28:04 PM
-Staggers while getting pumped full of lead from Baroness, Destro, and Firefly-

Ngh...

-Drops to one knee, glaring at Strangefate-

You underestimate me...

-Wounds quickly begin to heal-

Mere mortal weapons, they only cause minor pain.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi127.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fp156%2FTri-edge101%2FTsukune.jpg&hash=dd2340e91103ce90498907d6cf2d435e8e86f984)

Now you all shall die.

-Rips Destro's leg off and slams Baroness's head into Firefly's, bashing their skulls in-

Hehehe...

-Rushes toward Snake-eyes and Storm Shadow, swiping both their swords from them-

Your minions are pathetic...

-Decapitates both of them at lightning speed-

So pathetic...

-Charges blades with demonic energy and flings them at Galvatron-

And yet they're all you have.

-Blades explode on contact, blowing off Galvatron's arm off completely-

You know what's even more pathetic?

-Rushes toward Galvatron and punches through his metal chest-

More pathetic than these clowns...

-Crushes spark, causing a massive explosion-

..............

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi241.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fff247%2Fxakiirax%2FAnnoTsukune.jpg&hash=453950833d01e7b2bcf0a5e5da79e61b68bda1cb)

-Steps from the fire and rubble moments later, hungrily looking at Strangefate. Destro crawls a few meters away, screaming for help and bleeding out. The rest lie dead, Galvatron nothing but a heap of scrap metal-

You.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 27, 2013, 11:26:52 PM
 :o

"RATCHET!"

Ratchet settles his master down and stands in front of Dr. Strangefate as his last defense.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Fb%2Fbc%2FRatchetjoetf2.jpg&hash=a64783dca2e70e2518d4fde742070b6ffd9a25e4)

"You want Strangefate?" he says. "You'll have to go through ME first...HEE-YAH!"

*stomps Red under his mighty foot like a mere ant*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Feb 28, 2013, 01:46:43 AM
-Stops Ratchet's foot with my hands-

Hm...

-Closes fists, crushing the metal in my hands-

I destroy one of your other robotic minions, and you send a weaker one?

-Swings Ratchet over my head by his leg-

Flawed logic...

-Heaves him through the wall, down into the field of fire and destruction left behind-

In your case, fatal...

-Turns toward Strangefate with no emotion-

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi37.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe75%2FSakemeRoze%2F45-46sexytsukune.jpg&hash=f28b3acc336046955363ec4afa511f7b23053c45)

And here you are...

-Watches Strangefate bleed out on the ground-

All mine.

-Picks up by the neck and looks in his eyes-

Now you will die....

-Hangs over the edge with a small smirk, above the blazing rubble far below-


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1205.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb440%2Fpain667%2FTsukune-5_zpsb5e4f571.png&hash=9bbd3b629fe0c5457c757a498d49993a20075780)


How does it feel, mortal?

-Releases Strangefate into the fiery abyss-
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 28, 2013, 02:12:37 AM
"AAAAAAAAA-"

Expecting to hear a thud and a loud cry of burning anguish. Silence falls unexpectedly.

Looking down on the edge, Red discovers that's Strangefate has inadvertently been saved when his cloak is stuck on a crane hook, leaving him hanging.

"Phew...that was close."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Feb 28, 2013, 02:19:15 AM
Why am I not surprised?

-Fires a blast of demonic energy, obliterating the crane-

Why must you resist me?

-Leaps off edge and lands in front of the rubble-

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 28, 2013, 02:28:30 AM
*does Goofy holler*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_7AzUnAujw# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_7AzUnAujw#)

Strangefate lands on the rubble, encircled by by tall flames. He tries calling out for more reinforcements, but is too weak to do so. That and the fact that they are far too busy constructing his new tower up above on the main ground. His temporary underground hideout has been destroyed, thanks to Red.

Strangefate reaches a hand out for Red, standing on the other side of the flames. He begs for mercy.

"Red, calm down, surely we can talk about this."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Feb 28, 2013, 02:55:46 AM

-Is about to snap Strangefate's neck-

AGHHH!!!

-Clutches head and groans in pain-

I wouldn't have killed him...

Kill him! He destroyed our home!

... NO!!!

-Eyes go blank, and the red veins begin to fade, Red looks down at Strangefate-

You're lucky I stopped that thing...

-Clutches head-

What's happened to me...?

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Feb 28, 2013, 03:13:59 AM
"You had a mood swing, Red."

Strangefate slowly regains his powers and heals a few of his injuries. He gains enough strength merely to stand up. He leans on his staff.

"Perhaps I could be of some help to you. I could use my psychic abilities and extract the evil spirit inside of you."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Feb 28, 2013, 09:12:16 PM
-Looks off in the distance, eyes return to normal-

...

-Picks hat up off the ground and slips it back on-

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1098.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fg373%2FNightmareRequiemWolf%2Fredalone.jpg&hash=699aaea94cdd6f8498136691e00976359be282b2)

I may be furious at you for destroying my mountain, but I don't want to kill you.

...

-Shakes head slowly-

If that thing comes out again, it would destroy everything.

-Looks around at all the destruction, rubble, and the dead-

... ... ...

Get rid of it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Mar 01, 2013, 01:27:25 AM
Don't worry about the damage, Red. You only destroyed a fraction of what I have.

Quote from: Trainer Red on Feb 28, 2013, 09:12:16 PM
Get rid of it.

"Certainly."

Dr. Strangefate levitates and raises his staff. The All-seeing Eye reveals itself and stares at Red, releasing a beam of soaring energy before him. Red is blinded by the sheer light but is cleansed of the evilness that has possessed him for so long.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2F9%2F95888%2F1764873-mvdca_a_19_super.jpg&hash=a742202d69029bcfb305414a42b9687c4526bb92)

Within seconds, the cleansing is over. Strangefate returns to the ground. Red has seemingly been cured.

"How do you feel?"

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on Mar 01, 2013, 02:22:55 AM
-Blinks-

...?

I feel stronger...

-Opens hands and then balls them into fists-

Far stronger... yet I feel no evil presence.

...!

I have it's strength and energy, it's speed and power. Yet I retain my humanity.

-Red realizes what has happened-

We've been meshed together...

-Looks up at Strangefate-

At least I'm not feral.

-Pikachu hops onto Red's shoulder, no longer feeling any evil-

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1048.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fs369%2F7sam%2Fpokemon_trainer_red_by_hana_mi-d4j77xx.png&hash=6a0a54ca19f2323c8ff98a119378f18cf62071a2)

I no longer wish to fight, my quarrel with you is at an end.

-Nods toward Strangefate and walks away, toward the ruins of Mt.Silver-

This battlefield is a shell of it's former self.

-Stares at what's left of Mt.Silver, only half of it's former size-

...

-Climbs to the highest point of what's left-

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1048.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fs369%2F7sam%2Fpokemon_trainer_red_background_by_toonlinkherooftime-d4lrqew.jpg&hash=5e91b0fadaf9611cc2c72878349a5c0e7c55b141)

... ... ...

-Sits at the peak of the ruins, silent once more-

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Mar 01, 2013, 03:18:20 AM
*waves*

"Go in peace. Until the next battle..."

Strangefate vanishes, attending to his minions and the construction of his new tower.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Godzillakuj94 on May 08, 2013, 12:07:11 AM
*Walks onto the American shoreline*

Alright Jaegers, I'm calling you out!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on May 08, 2013, 12:22:10 AM
*Warning. Kaiju Category 3 inbound on Los Angeles coast. Deploy pilots Dovahkiin and Kiramidhead. Gypsy Danger activate.*

*Gypsy Danger, piloted by Dovahkiin and KiramidHead is airlifted and dropped on Los Angeles beach.*

General: Dova, Kiramid, I would hope that this is obvious. But just to clarify, your objective is to kill this thing and protect the city of Los Angeles.

Dovahkiin: *smirks* Understood, General. Let do this, Kiramid.

*Gypsy Danger stomps toward Godzillakuj94*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.techfleece.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F12%2FPacific-Rim-robot.jpg&hash=eed4bbb5060bce54766b7d9bbfabc35b643e4656)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 08, 2013, 03:03:23 AM
The screen flickers on everyone's television. All programs come to a sudden halt.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.marvunapp.com%2FAppendix%2Fstrngfte3&hash=571a177075bd59d230d73522cfa6a9449be42b8b)

Seconds later on the screen, Dr. Strangefate appears at his throne in his reconstructed Arkham Tower. Before him is a victim, tied up and gagged on a chair with his identity concealed.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blogcdn.com%2Fwww.gadling.com%2Fmedia%2F2012%2F08%2Fhostage.jpg&hash=60905454c875c60aa2d68fbaeccba8d365b57191)

"Ladies, children, sheep...some people call me a terrorist. I consider myself a teacher. Lesson number one: heroes, there is no such thing."

The lights flicker on to reveal:

"Meet Vepariga. Good strong name, good strong fighter. Vepariga here is a close friend of Dovahkin, and has secretly been sleeping with Predator Queen on occasional nights. But I'm sure he's a really good guy."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2Foriginal%2F4%2F49448%2F2488152-major_bludd_1_by_aschell.jpg&hash=e2832bb5601a0df238c548e5710e2db52744b2f2)

Major Bludd steps in, putting Vepariga in a choke-hold and pointing his black rocket pistol to his head.

"I'm gonna shoot him in the head, live on your television in thirty seconds unless I receive $100 trillion from each and every one of your money-filled pockets."

Strangefate turns over to Vep.

His minions cackle off-screen at the inevitable execution that awaits. All at the same time armed and ready if anybody would ever attempt an immediate rescue.

"The clock is ticking..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wi8Fv0AJA4# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wi8Fv0AJA4#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on May 08, 2013, 08:46:16 AM
*Stumbles into thread*
"How could you betray me?"
*Calapses onto a gravestone*
*A portal to limbo opens and the dead and demons fload out of the portal. I stand up in there way*
*My eyes glow red and the marching army stops and bows to me*
*We march towards Dr Strangefate stronghold*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20130318170250%2Fdevilmaycry%2Fimages%2F5%2F5c%2FVergil_demon_army.png&hash=0519664ea0b06009ca9dccb7b26180114ad847a9)
"I'm coming for you."
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdmcmods.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F03%2Fvergilfordante_4.jpg&hash=c965291c604e981d5bcd8b735a29d5d0d918161f)
"I almost pity you." *Smirk*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 08, 2013, 10:14:14 AM
"You don't frighten us, pigdog."

Sends a large handful of Autobots to guard the gates of Arkham Tower, ordering them to fire at any intruders with extreme prejudice.. The clock has reached halfway.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yuanlei.com%2Ftransformers%2Ficons%2Fautobots.jpg&hash=990a74845236d2941efd6cf3081fef7d4ba37995)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Godzillakuj94 on May 08, 2013, 11:44:01 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on May 08, 2013, 12:22:10 AM
*Warning. Kaiju Category 3 inbound on Los Angeles coast. Deploy pilots Dovahkiin and Kyramid head. Gypsy Danger activate.*

*Gypsy Danger, piloted by Dovahkiin and KyramidHead is airlifted and dropped on Los Angeles beach.*

General: Dova, Kyramid, I would hope that this is obvious. But just to clarify, your objective is to kill this thing and protect the city of Los Angeles.

Dovahkiin: *smirks* Understood, General. Let do this, Kyramid.

*Gypsy Danger stomps toward Godzillakuj94*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.techfleece.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F12%2FPacific-Rim-robot.jpg&hash=eed4bbb5060bce54766b7d9bbfabc35b643e4656)
*Circles Jaeger in a primal fashion, waiting, searching for a spot to strike*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on May 08, 2013, 11:57:54 PM
*As Godzillakuj94 circles around, Gypsy Danger performs a quick jab, catching the Kaiju off guard. Gypsy Danger then follows up with a heavy right hook.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: samoht on May 09, 2013, 08:59:14 AM
But before the right hook can make contact, his wrist is suddenly entangled by a flying cord of anal beads which pins his arm against the floor. A second cord of anal beads gets him around the neck, choking him. A dark figure slowly walks out of the shadows. His erection at full power. Suddenly the head of his penis turns into a sharp drill and whirs around at lighting speed.

The shadowy figure speaks.

"You can call me....The Screwer."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on May 09, 2013, 10:16:33 AM
Quote from: samoht on May 09, 2013, 08:59:14 AM
But before the right hook can make contact, his wrist is suddenly entangled by a flying cord of anal beads which pins his arm against the floor. A second cord of anal beads gets him around the neck, choking him. A dark figure slowly walks out of the shadows. His erection at full power. Suddenly the head of his penis turns into a sharp drill and whirs around at lighting speed.

The shadowy figure speaks.

"You can call me....The Screwer."

Just gonna choose to ignore this...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: samoht on May 10, 2013, 05:55:20 AM
*Slinks back into shadows

Carry on peoples!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Godzillakuj94 on May 11, 2013, 05:54:13 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on May 08, 2013, 11:57:54 PM
*As Godzillakuj94 circles around, Gypsy Danger performs a quick jab, catching the Kaiju off guard. Gypsy Danger then follows up with a heavy right hook.*
*Charges Gypsy Danger and starts to chomp off his arm, while grabbing Gypsy Danger's other arm*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on May 11, 2013, 05:58:07 PM
*Knees Kaiju in the maw, breaking it's jaw and sending it flying back into a building, leveling it. Gypsy Danger then leaps onto Kaiju and begins to pound it's face with repeated punches.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Godzillakuj94 on May 12, 2013, 12:19:35 AM
*spews corrosive magma onto the Jaeger's core*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on May 12, 2013, 01:57:12 AM
*Throws Kaiju into another building.*

Dovahkiin: Kiramid! Perform emergency repairs!

*Throws a punch into Kaiju's face as it leaps toward Gypsy Danger. Knocking it to the side.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 12, 2013, 06:36:46 AM
30 seconds have passed. Strangefate looks at the clock after not receiving any phonecalls.

"Time's up."

BOOM!

Bludd shoots Vepariga point blank in the head, killing him instantly. His body slumps to the ground. Two Vipers come to drag the body away into Dr. Mindbender's lab for experimenting.

"You let your friend die. One down...more to go. You don't know who I am. You don't know where I am. And you'll NEVER see me coming."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KiramidHead on May 13, 2013, 05:33:10 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on May 12, 2013, 01:57:12 AM
*Throws Kaiju into another building.*

Dovahkiin: Kiramid! Perform emergency repairs!

*Throws a punch into Kaiju's face as it leaps toward Gypsy Danger. Knocking it to the side.*

"okay. will do."

*Scrambles wildly for the toolbox.*

"Shit, we're out of lug nuts!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 13, 2013, 09:13:43 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F9%2F92%2FKingdomCentre.JPG&hash=752ab0a582b11d950074238712e729883a5d8009)

Back at Arkham Tower, Dr. Strangefate sits in a private room in deep meditation, trying to locate the whereabouts of Cal and Lie.

Moments pass and his eyes open.

"So there you two have been hiding."

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Strangefate immediately dispatches a dozen Assault Copter Dragonfly XH-1s piloted by Joe Troopers and a dozen FANG copters piloted by Vipers to terminate Lie and Cal.

"Fly, my pretties. Fly."

They fly away from Arkham Tower to reach their destination hours later; Malibu. They surround Lie's and Cal's hideout by the coast, fully loaded.

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Lie and Cal are awoken by the sound of copters outside their window. The house phone is heard ringing until it is automatically picked up by an answering machine. The voice of Dr. Strangefate leaves them an ominous message.

"Gentlemen, today is the first day of what's left of your lives. I'm gonna offer the choice: do you want an empty life, or a meaningful death?"

Silence.

The phone hangs up.

An immediate attack is ordered and copters fire their missiles and miniguns, obliterating the home.

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A missile blasts the living room, where Cal and Lie are blown away by its impact.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on May 13, 2013, 12:11:38 PM
*I teleport in grab Lie and Cal and teleport out into limbo*
*My demonic army are still chewing on the autobots at strangefates old base*
*They awaken turned into my undead robotic puppets*
"Begin stage 2"
*The autobots begin building a space bridge while my demonic army march towards Dovakiin*
*I speak through a harpie to Dovakiin, Godzillakuj94 and KiramidHead*
"This petty fighting is nothing to me, but your skills could be used for so much more. I ask will you join me?"
*Meanwhile in limbo Lie and Cal regain they're strength out of strangefates reach. I watch on into the distant Mt Silver*
"I saved it from his grasp. It is now time to repay me."
*I smile to a black hooded figure. Underneath the dark hood is Trainer Red who only smiles back as his eyes glow demonic red*
*In a black puff of smoke Red is gone*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 13, 2013, 12:54:50 PM
The few Autobots who survived Terx's attack report back to Dr. Strangefate.

"Seven of you are missing."

He realizes that the following Autbots have been taken by Terx and put under his control;

1. Bumblebee.
Spoiler
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2. Jazz.
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3. Kup.
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4. Swoop.
Spoiler
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5. Ironhide.
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6. Smokescreen.
Spoiler
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7. Sideswipe.
Spoiler
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"Confound that Terx." Strangefate slams his fist. "Nevertheless, the rest of the Autobots are still on my side."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F3%2F37%2FOptimusg1.jpg&hash=cb0560a839cb30218e5f60debd4f517954ea02ca)

Optimus Prime steps forth.

"Save your comrades, Prime." Strangefate orders him. "They are suffering under Terx's control."

Prime slautes and steps back.

Strangefate rises from his throne and addresses the rest of his army listening;

"Come! We must prepare ourselves. Triple your attacks and defenses. I sense this Terx approaching, and he's not coming alone."

Tanks roll out from Arkham Tower towards the entrance gates.

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They consist of MOBATs (for the Joe Troopers) and CATs (for the Vipers).

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A single MOBAT and CAT lead the huge battalion, driven by Duke and Cobra Commander respectively.

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"YO, JOE!"

"COBRAAAAAA!"

Duke and Cobra Commander order their troops to fire.

KABOOM! BANG! KAPOW!

The attacks frighten Terx's demons away and they are driven out from the gates.

FLAKs, Cobra ASPs, Air Defenses and Cobra Bunkers are positioned around the tower in a perimeter to heavily boost defenses.

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The copters that had previously destroyed Lie's and Cal's home reappear, guarding the skies.

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Numerous Devilfishes and Cobra Piranhas patrol the moat encircling Arkham Tower.

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Dr. Strangefate appears atop of his tower.

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He raises his hand, casting a spell which creates a massive force field, preventing the demons from making a second intrusion.

"One step into that, and you're sizzled bacon. Bring it on, pussies."

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on May 13, 2013, 03:59:08 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on May 13, 2013, 12:11:38 PM
*I teleport in grab Lie and Cal and teleport out into limbo*
*My demonic army are still chewing on the autobots at strangefates old base*
*They awaken turned into my undead robotic puppets*
"Begin stage 2"
*The autobots begin building a space bridge while my demonic army march towards Dovakiin*
*I speak through a harpie to Dovakiin, Godzillakuj94 and KiramidHead*
"This petty fighting is nothing to me, but your skills could be used for so much more. I ask will you join me?"
*Meanwhile in limbo Lie and Cal regain they're strength out of strangefates reach. I watch on into the distant Mt Silver*
"I saved it from his grasp. It is now time to repay me."
*I smile to a black hooded figure. Underneath the dark hood is Trainer Red who only smiles back as his eyes glow demonic red*
*In a black puff of smoke Red is gone*

Okay, this is a really awkward time!

*Throws another punch into Kaiju's face, sending it sprawling back.*

And what do you mean, petty?! In protecting millions of people!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on May 13, 2013, 04:01:23 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on May 13, 2013, 12:11:38 PM
*I teleport in grab Lie and Cal and teleport out into limbo*
*My demonic army are still chewing on the autobots at strangefates old base*
*They awaken turned into my undead robotic puppets*
"Begin stage 2"
*The autobots begin building a space bridge while my demonic army march towards Dovakiin*
*I speak through a harpie to Dovakiin, Godzillakuj94 and KiramidHead*
"This petty fighting is nothing to me, but your skills could be used for so much more. I ask will you join me?"
*Meanwhile in limbo Lie and Cal regain they're strength out of strangefates reach. I watch on into the distant Mt Silver*
"I saved it from his grasp. It is now time to repay me."
*I smile to a black hooded figure. Underneath the dark hood is Trainer Red who only smiles back as his eyes glow demonic red*
*In a black puff of smoke Red is gone*
What are we gonna do now?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KiramidHead on May 13, 2013, 04:29:01 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on May 13, 2013, 03:59:08 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on May 13, 2013, 12:11:38 PM
*I teleport in grab Lie and Cal and teleport out into limbo*
*My demonic army are still chewing on the autobots at strangefates old base*
*They awaken turned into my undead robotic puppets*
"Begin stage 2"
*The autobots begin building a space bridge while my demonic army march towards Dovakiin*
*I speak through a harpie to Dovakiin, Godzillakuj94 and KiramidHead*
"This petty fighting is nothing to me, but your skills could be used for so much more. I ask will you join me?"
*Meanwhile in limbo Lie and Cal regain they're strength out of strangefates reach. I watch on into the distant Mt Silver*
"I saved it from his grasp. It is now time to repay me."
*I smile to a black hooded figure. Underneath the dark hood is Trainer Red who only smiles back as his eyes glow demonic red*
*In a black puff of smoke Red is gone*

Okay, this is a really awkward time!

*Throws another punch into Kaiju's face, sending it sprawling back.*

And what do you mean, petty?! In protecting millions of people!

Okay, I jury0rigged some lug nut replacements.

*Jumps back in chair, lands spinning kick on kaiju*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 13, 2013, 04:51:22 PM
Several Transformers emerge from Arkham Tower to act as further defense. Many of them are Combiners.

Omega Supreme

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F3%2F3b%2FStudioOxOmegaSupreme.jpg&hash=680de00a5760ee8ed365a9c71bd7b8ffe91915e2)

Devastator

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F1%2F12%2FDevastatorManga1.jpg&hash=8f6dc2e5bd899378f80e0f51623621f3adee9f71)

Metroplex

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Fe%2Fe5%2FSpotlightMetroplex-Metroplex.jpg&hash=b9e4efaeef4ff0bbaed8eeb35833b660c98969f4)

Trypticon

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F4%2F4f%2FTrypticonGenerations1.jpg&hash=786dbf8bed568ae6f1145b488d6032f57ba9a57b)

Superion

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Menasor

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Defensor

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Bruticus

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F2%2F2f%2FBruticusg1guido.jpg&hash=80cc2e5a1d8619deef71d3dafa7c9986dc596b0e)

Computron

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Predaking

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Piranacon

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Abominus

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Raiden

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Dinoking

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"Defend these grounds at all costs! Don't let ANYBODY through that force barrier!" Dr. Strangefate commands them.

All other Transformers, Joes and Cobras are ordered by Dr. Strangefate to remain inside Arkham Tower as inner defense.

Strangefate disappears back into his tower and sits on his throne, watching the whole scene unfold from his window.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on May 14, 2013, 01:43:42 AM
Damn you, Charles!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2F1249ab5157c31c8e4f438ad19e5948f9%2Ftumblr_mlrt9dTDTv1qjnhglo1_500.gif&hash=3d99c3f727ab788831e7c5f698ea099276f52b86)

Terx! Cover me! I'm going in!

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on May 14, 2013, 03:22:46 AM
When did all of this happen?!

*dodges swipe from Kaiju*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 14, 2013, 03:38:57 AM
An intruder is detected near the barrier.

Joe Troopers and Vipers position themselves in front of the MOBATs and CATs, readying their guns.

"Don't let that imbecile through." Strangefate says.

The rest of his defense readies for battle.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on May 14, 2013, 03:41:53 AM
Mari, I need orbital support!

Gotcha, puppy-boy
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*Takes out a quarter of Strangefate's army.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 14, 2013, 03:47:49 AM
Many Joe Troopers and Vipers are obliterated. A handful of MOBATs and CATs are destroyed. But Strangefate's defenses are still strong.

Trypticon detects Mari in space. He opens his jaw and a massive energy beam burst out, destroying the satellite.

Strangefate reactivates the force field, doubling its power.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on May 14, 2013, 03:54:47 AM
Eva Unit-01 makes it to the edge of the force field.

Please, AT field bitches.

*rips straight through Strangefate's force field.*
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Prepare to fire.
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Just center in on the Target, and than pull the trigger.

Just center in on the Target, and than pull the trigger.

Just center in on the Target, and than pull the trigger.

Just center in on the Target, and than pull the trigger.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 14, 2013, 03:59:51 AM
Arkham Tower takes heavy fire.

"FIRE!"

Joes, Autobots, Cobras and Decepticons waste Cal for his foolishness, critically damaging his Eva and dropping the power of his Eva to 10%. Cal is forced to his knees.

"Where's your back-up now, soldier? Terx didn't come to save you."  8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Aspie on May 14, 2013, 04:00:13 AM
*locks thread*


I win.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 14, 2013, 04:03:41 AM
Quote from: Aspie on May 14, 2013, 04:00:13 AM
*locks thread*


I win.

OOC: Aw, c'mon, Aspie. What gives? :(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Aspie on May 14, 2013, 04:06:26 AM
It's the only way to nuke this thread beyond revival.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on May 14, 2013, 04:07:55 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on May 14, 2013, 03:59:51 AM
Arkham Tower takes heavy fire.

"FIRE!"

Joes, Autobots, Cobras and Decepticons waste Cal for his foolishness, critically damaging his Eva and dropping the power of his Eva to 10%. Cal is forced to his knees.

"Where's your back-up now, soldier? Terx didn't come to save you."  8)
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I musn't run away

I musn't run away

I musn't run away

I musn't run away!

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Unit 01 tackles some Autobots, and Decepticons and rips them to shreds.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 14, 2013, 04:11:11 AM
Duke reports;

"Raiden and Piranacon are down! I repeat, Raiden and Piranacon are down!"

Omega Surpeme and Devastator grab Unit 01 from behind and tackle it to the ground, restraining it securely.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on May 14, 2013, 09:28:08 AM
Quote from: Cal427eb on May 14, 2013, 04:07:55 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on May 14, 2013, 03:59:51 AM
Arkham Tower takes heavy fire.

"FIRE!"

Joes, Autobots, Cobras and Decepticons waste Cal for his foolishness, critically damaging his Eva and dropping the power of his Eva to 10%. Cal is forced to his knees.

"Where's your back-up now, soldier? Terx didn't come to save you."  8)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_melxb78mZ61riyvejo1_500.png
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_melxb78mZ61riyvejo2_500.gif
I musn't run away

I musn't run away

I musn't run away

I musn't run away!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ad62074c27b5a9c568aff40c245d20b2/tumblr_mevri7xZnc1r8dy8go1_500.gif

Unit 01 tackles some Autobots, and Decepticons and rips them to shreds.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/cda6bc3d20df98532613319b1ca4bda3/tumblr_mkna0euz3H1riyvejo1_500.gif

"You are the hero this world needs unlike that failure dragonborn."
*I phase into reality behind Cal*
"Red stage 3."
*I shout into my mic as I decapitating omega surpeme freeing Unit 01 and knocking over devastator before Unit 01 finishes him off*
*Meanwhile Red and corrupt autobots begin a demonic breaking the barrier as my hellish army led by Lie breach strangefates fortress*
"I knew your plan from the very beginning."
*Generates a barrier of spirit swords spiralling aroung me and a glowing angelic light restores Cals Eva by 200%*
"This time we do it together friend."
*A nod seals the deal as Strangefate approaches us*
"Be ready!"
*I say swaying my sword Yamato*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 14, 2013, 09:54:58 AM
The stranger laughs at them.

"Strangefate? 'Tis not him, you fool. He wouldn't be stupid enough to vulnerably step outside into the battlefield."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20130222180623%2Fgijoe%2Fimages%2F3%2F38%2FSpyTroops-Faces.jpg&hash=d596e02490df98e2291a8b6b1b0c49367024db11)

Agent Faces removes his Strangefate disguise and summons the remaining MOBATs and CATs to attack Cal and Terx.

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Dinoking grabs both Cal and Terx together and uses them as a shield for;

"FIRE!" Duke and Cobra Commander shout.

Cal and Terx are pummeled mercilessly by the tanks' blasts.

Meanwhile, Assault Copter Dragonfly XH-1s and FANGs rush to annihilate Lie and the hellish army with their missiles and miniguns.

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"YAHOO! Let's give 'em hell!" shouts Wild Bill in one of the copters.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on May 14, 2013, 10:09:01 AM
*One swing of Yamato and all the tanks explode. The spirit sword barrier destroys the incoming rockets*
"Only cowards hide."
*Impalies Agent Faces and drain his life force into Yamato*
"I am nephelim. Half angel, Half devil. All powerful."
*Agent Faces turns to sand as I look up and see the Strangefates base burn*
"Hell on Earth baby."
*I smile*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 14, 2013, 10:17:46 AM
"NOOO! FACES!"

As the smoke amongst the destroyed tanks clear, one more appears. It's the Triple Changer Decepticon;

Blitzwing

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Ff%2Ff1%2FBlitzwingg1.jpg&hash=b868c1593ae600a195f62e0a3924343c158abc5d)

Blitzwing fires at Terx brutally in retaliation.



Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on May 14, 2013, 10:30:37 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on May 14, 2013, 10:17:46 AM
"NOOO! FACES!"

As the smoke amongst the destroyed tanks clear, one more appears. It's the Triple Changer Decepticon;

Blitzwing

http://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/f/f1/Blitzwingg1.jpg

Blitzwing fires at Terx brutally in retaliation.

*The first blast hits me knocking me to the ground*
"Ha ha ha. You got me mad."
*Enters devil trigger*
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*Takes flight and rip a hole in the sky with a now over charged Yamato. A large hand from the void slaps Wild Bill out of the sky and into a volcano. Before crushing Blitzwing and returning to the void*
*I scream at the top of my lungs shattering the helicopter's and those inside them exploding mid air. As I leave devil trigger and land on the ground safely*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 14, 2013, 10:42:02 AM
Strangefate slams his fist.

"Is there no end to these fiends?"

With all his tanks and copters down. Strangefate calls in his air force.

Soon from the skies appear;

Ace and his fleet of Joes behind him in their Combat Jet Skystrikers.

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Wild Weasel and his fleet of Cobras behind him in their Cobra Rattlers.

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Jetfire

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Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Sunstorm and Thunderwing.

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"Remember these guys, Terx? Many of them destroyed Mt. Silver! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAA!"

Cal and Terx are showered with more missiles, lasers and bullets, making them stagger and collapse, burned to a crisp.

"Quickly! Grab that Yamato and bring it to me! And dispose of these fools!" Strangefate commands.

Abominus tackles Terx on the ground whilst Dinoking does the same with Cal. Both Transformers beat them up, ensuring that they won't recover or get up from the ground.

Computron runs off with the Yamato in his hand.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on May 14, 2013, 12:52:05 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on May 14, 2013, 09:28:08 AM

"You are the hero this world needs unlike that failure dragonborn."

That's funny coming from you. Especially while I just protected a city full of people from obliteration!

*Kaiju corpse lays in the background*

But I'll tell you what. Why don't you go and learn the ways of the voice, save the world from a demonic god, then become a Jaeger pilot and protect the world from giant alien monsters!

*I sigh inside Gypsy Danger*

So, what's going on here?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KiramidHead on May 14, 2013, 03:51:14 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on May 14, 2013, 12:52:05 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on May 14, 2013, 09:28:08 AM

"You are the hero this world needs unlike that failure dragonborn."

That's funny coming from you. Especially while I just protected a city full of people from obliteration!

*Kaiju corpse lays in the background*

But I'll tell you what. Why don't you go and learn the ways of the voice, save the world from a demonic god, then become a Jaeger pilot and protect the world from giant alien monsters!

*I sigh inside Gypsy Danger*

So, what's going on here?

I dunno, either.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 14, 2013, 03:53:04 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on May 14, 2013, 12:52:05 PM
So, what's going on here?

Well, Terx and his army of demons from hell are out for my blood and have allied with Cal, Lie and Trainer Red. As of now, I'm trying to fend them off with my vast, MORE POWERFUL army of soldiers and robots.

And oh yeah, I killed Vepariga. Boo-hoo.
Spoiler
;D
[close]

I'm taking very good care of his body...
Spoiler
for experiments.
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on May 14, 2013, 04:19:04 PM
There's no way in hell Vepariga's dead.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 14, 2013, 04:36:55 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on May 14, 2013, 04:19:04 PM
There's no way in hell Vepariga's dead.

You let him die. It was broadcasted on television. He was shot point-blank in the head, and I was there to witness it.

Spoiler
But yes, if you REALLY must know, he isn't quite...dead. We've kept him in a very safe place. If you're patient, I'll let you see him.
[close]

Dr. Strangefate turns his attention back to the battlefield.

There is chaos everywhere, despite Cal and Terx remaining secured and the Yamato out of the latter's hand.

He spots a small number of Terx's demons nearing the tower.

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However, they are briefly halted by the giant moat surrounding the tower. Shockwave steps in and transforms into a warship, aiding the Devilfishes and Cobra Piranhas in preventing anybody crossing the moat.

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"Don't let them cross, Shockwave." Strangefate orders. "Everyone else, destroy everything in sight!"

The boats open fire and wipe out everything in their sight.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on May 14, 2013, 06:01:29 PM
Or maybe Ill just find him myself, you tyrant.

*Gypsy Danger stomps up to Shockwavein the moat, picks up Shockwave and tears him in half*

Where is Vep?

*Throws Shockwave's torso to the ground and Crushes shockwave's torso, head and all. Gypsy Danger topples the tower, destroying it.*

Where is he?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on May 14, 2013, 07:17:50 PM
Don't worry Dragonborn... we'll find him...
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 14, 2013, 08:32:46 PM
Arkham Tower is critically damaged. Strangefate's army inside the building sustain severe injuries from Gypsy Danger's attack, while others, especially several Joes and Cobras, perish during the fall.

However, Superion and Defensor rush to grab the tower before it hits the ground, lifting it back up into place.

At the same time, Bruticus shoots off one of Danger's arms with his gun, while Menasor sneaks up behind him and slices off his remaining arm with his sword.

Dr. Strangefate rises, clearing the glass shards off his cloak and laughs;

"Now that's what you call an UNARMED robot!"

BA-DUM-TSS!

Danger is then pulled away by Metroplex, who gladly beats the living crap out of it.

"Impatient fool. Do you really think I'd tell you where Veppy is after your murderous rampage, killing so many of my men?"

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on May 14, 2013, 09:01:45 PM
Running full diagnostic on Gypsy Danger, and everything looks fine.

*shoots chest cannon*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 14, 2013, 09:02:34 PM
Strangefate easily deflects the blasts from the chest cannon whilst stroking his chin in thought.

"Although, if you'd like to know what's become of him, have a look for yourself. Dr. Mindbender works so many wonders in his secret underground lab."

Strangefate shows Dovah a vision of Vepariga, who is located far away from this mayhem in an unknown location.

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Spoiler
You wanna know?
Spoiler
You REALLY wanna know?
Spoiler
Abandon hope all ye who enter
Spoiler
Very well, Dr. Mindbender had successfully transferred his brain (or at least what's left of it) into the body of this demonic little sheep. Now Veppy is nothing but a mindless weak little pet; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBEHFFnV3RY# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBEHFFnV3RY#)
[close]
[close]
[close]
[close]

Sadness. Shock. Rage.

Dr. Strangefate laughs maniacally;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsSBPmJKcRs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsSBPmJKcRs#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on May 14, 2013, 09:19:58 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on May 14, 2013, 09:02:34 PM
Strangefate strokes his chin in thought.

"Although, if you'd like to know what's become of him, have a look for yourself. Dr. Mindbender works so many wonders in his secret underground lab."

Strangefate shows Dovah a vision of Vepariga, who is located far away from this mayhem in an unknown location.

http://sneakybaron.com/albums/FTP_uploaded/normal_Dr_Strangefate.png

Spoiler
You wanna know?
Spoiler
You REALLY wanna know?
Spoiler
Abandon hope all ye who enter
Spoiler
Very well, Dr. Mindbender had successfully transferred his brain into the body of this demonic little sheep. Now Veppy is nothing but a mindless weak little pet; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBEHFFnV3RY# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBEHFFnV3RY#)
[close]
[close]
[close]
[close]

Feeligns of sadness mixed with shock and rage run through Terx and his allies. Dr. Strangefate laughs maniacally;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsSBPmJKcRs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsSBPmJKcRs#)

*Gypsy Danger elbows Metroplex in the face, knocking him back. Following up with a combination of punches and kicks to his face. Gypsy danger puts its hands on Metroplex's head, pushing him down to his knees before firing the dark matter cannons in it's hands, destroying Metroplex's head. Metroplex's body, now scrap, falls to the ground. Gypsy Danger then completely obliterates the tower with a few punches.*

Cal, Terx! We need to find Vep's brain in the sheep's body!

Quote from: KiramidHead on May 14, 2013, 09:01:45 PM
Running full diagnostic on Gypsy Danger, and everything looks fine.

*shoots chest cannon*

I'm not sure he knows of the resiliency of Jaegers.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 14, 2013, 09:28:08 PM
Many of Strangefate's men evacuate the tower before its collapse.

Strangefate levitates himself down onto the ground, his clothes slighty tattered. He looks up and watches Dovah leave the battlefield.

"You'll never find him. And even if you do, his only use will be singing 'Baa Baa Black Sheep' for the rest of his miserable life."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on May 14, 2013, 09:49:21 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on May 14, 2013, 09:19:58 PM
Cal, Terx! We need to find Vep's brain in the sheep's body!
Already on it!
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on May 14, 2013, 10:09:55 PM
*General radios in*

General: Dovahkiin! Kiramid Head! What the hell is happening?!

Me: General, this guy Dr. strangefate here seems to be starting up a whole bunch of shit. Apparently, theres some sort of war going on between him and this demon king guy (Terx) and the pilot of a robot we've never seen before. But the other pilot seems to be an ally.(Cal) We aim to take him down.

General: Demon king? after seeing all the Kaiju Im not surpirised. but that robot youre seeing isnt in the Jaeger database. hold that thought...My God.

Me: What is it general?

General: Prepare yourselves because you have a category 5 Kaiju inbound to your position.

*Blood drains from my face as I watch an utterly massive Kaiju ascend from the depths of the ocean. before it lets out a massive screech thr rattles the cockpit of Gypsy Danger*

Me: Uh...Cal? We might need some assistance.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on May 14, 2013, 10:17:23 PM
On my way...
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on May 14, 2013, 10:22:04 PM
Oh, shit. We done got ourselves caught up in some crazy crap, Dov.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on May 14, 2013, 10:23:42 PM
Ill bet that Strangefate had something to do with this whole thing with the Kaiju.

*readies as Kaiju approaches*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on May 14, 2013, 10:30:22 PM
Well, then I'm betting that Guy Pearce is the real mastermind behind everything. ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 14, 2013, 10:30:48 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on May 14, 2013, 10:23:42 PM
Ill bet that Strangefate had something to do with this whole thing with the Kaiju.

*readies as Kaiju approaches*

Points to self.

"Me? Now why would I do such a thing when I have far more important matters to attend to?"

Edit: "When Vepariga's sung his last tune, he'll make a nice succulent dish of rack of lamb."

Spoiler
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And Terx, it appears that your allies have abandoned you.

Computron hands Strangefate over the Yamato.

"Well, hello there."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on May 14, 2013, 11:01:53 PM
*Blocks attack from Kaiju and throws a kick into its side. The Kaiju throws Gypsy Danger by the leg into a building.*

Ugh...things are just getting worse.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on May 15, 2013, 12:36:14 AM
Looks like I'm back on maintenance duty...

*heads down a few decks, tries to flip the jaeger back on its feet.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on May 15, 2013, 12:38:57 AM
*Gypsy Danger stands, ready to continue fighting.*

I wonder what that coward Strangefate is doing right now...

*Dodges swipe from Kaiju.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on May 15, 2013, 12:43:38 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on May 14, 2013, 10:30:48 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on May 14, 2013, 10:23:42 PM
Ill bet that Strangefate had something to do with this whole thing with the Kaiju.

*readies as Kaiju approaches*

Points to self.

"Me? Now why would I do such a thing when I have far more important matters to attend to?"

Edit: "When Vepariga's sung his last tune, he'll make a nice succulent dish of rack of lamb."

Spoiler
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And Terx, it appears that your allies have abandoned you.

Computron hands Strangefate over the Yamato.

"Well, hello there."

"Like a fly into a spiders web."
*I teleport into the room infront of Computron. He is slow to react so I grab him and throw him at Strangefate who points Yamato at him stabbing Computron dead*
"A soul for a soul."
*Veps soul exits hell via Yamato and enter Strangefates mind*
"Go on find your body."
*I say yank Yamato free from Strangefates grasp as he screams that Veps entered his deep mind*
"This sword is powerless without me."
*I kick down the door and walk out*
"Nephelims. Stronger than any angel or devil could be. The throne belongs to me."
*Leaps down Strangefates towering fortress and slams Yamato into the ground erecting my own tower*
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"I little history. This tower was worshipped by demons, angels and humans alike. The portal inside here contains the souls of all the pure goods and darkest evils inprisoned here. I release you from you prision. Alduin devour of worlds."
*Alduin flies out the top of the tower with an elders scroll on his back*
"Dovakiin use the scroll as a last resort. Oh and don't you dare question me. I've met hundreds of dragonborns before you and I've learnt a thing or two."
*I smile as I climb on Alduins back and takes flight as meteors fall from the sky*
"This is Earths last stand."
*I shout as my demon army is now accompanied by angel warriors freed from the tower*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on May 15, 2013, 12:44:18 AM
*jumps back in cockpit, unleashes arm flamethrower*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on May 15, 2013, 01:00:50 AM
I think you'll find that I'm different from the other Dragonborns you have met before!

JOOR ZAH FRUUL!!!

*Alduin crashes to the ground.*

Kiramid, you take Gypsy Danger from here. I've got work to do.

*Jumps from cockpit and lands before Terx and draws sword and shield.. I summon Odahviing, Durnehviir and the heroes of Sovangarde*

I will not permit Alduin to be free! MUL QUAH DIIV!

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*dragon aspect empowers me*

I've been training in the ways of the voice with Paarthurnax, Terx. I am now superior to even dragons in the way of the voice.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on May 15, 2013, 01:13:35 AM
"Calm down."
*Stabs Alduin with Yamato and absords his soul*
"You don't want me to use him fine. If it will earn your trust. Fine! WULD NAH KEST"
*I dash into the distance*
"You coming or not? The universe isn't gonna save itself."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on May 15, 2013, 01:17:13 AM
Alright. I suppose we can continue on. Where are we going?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on May 15, 2013, 01:33:17 AM
"To kill Strangefate. If he gives Veps his body back the better. My illusion won't keep him restrained for long. Veps soul now wonders limbo. A place seperating the demon world from this world."
*I look at my sword*
"In a week his soul will adjust to limbo and he will be unable to return to his body."
*Meanwhile in Strangefates mind he is taunted by Veps and his own memories*
"Use the scroll if we fail. Strangefate is no match for an elders scroll."

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on May 15, 2013, 01:34:59 AM
How the hell did we get involved in this nonsense?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Cal427eb on May 15, 2013, 01:36:18 AM
Quote from: KiramidHead on May 15, 2013, 01:34:59 AM
How the hell did we get involved in this nonsense?
It's all part of the Human Instrumentality Project. There IS NO escape...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Terx2 on May 15, 2013, 01:39:56 AM
Quote from: KiramidHead on May 15, 2013, 01:34:59 AM
How the hell did we get involved in this nonsense?

"You were bound to be sooner or later. At least now theres a chance. I will leave and return to my kingdom when this is done. Besides you'll be greatly rewarded."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on May 15, 2013, 01:56:07 AM
Let's just get this over with so that I can get back to fighting Kaiju...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Blacklabel on May 15, 2013, 02:38:13 AM
Looks at all these madafakas. Opens up arm-cannon and starts firing. O_o

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Godzillakuj94 on May 15, 2013, 03:14:45 AM
Quote from: KiramidHead on May 13, 2013, 04:29:01 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on May 13, 2013, 03:59:08 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on May 13, 2013, 12:11:38 PM
*I teleport in grab Lie and Cal and teleport out into limbo*
*My demonic army are still chewing on the autobots at strangefates old base*
*They awaken turned into my undead robotic puppets*
"Begin stage 2"
*The autobots begin building a space bridge while my demonic army march towards Dovakiin*
*I speak through a harpie to Dovakiin, Godzillakuj94 and KiramidHead*
"This petty fighting is nothing to me, but your skills could be used for so much more. I ask will you join me?"
*Meanwhile in limbo Lie and Cal regain they're strength out of strangefates reach. I watch on into the distant Mt Silver*
"I saved it from his grasp. It is now time to repay me."
*I smile to a black hooded figure. Underneath the dark hood is Trainer Red who only smiles back as his eyes glow demonic red*
*In a black puff of smoke Red is gone*

Okay, this is a really awkward time!

*Throws another punch into Kaiju's face, sending it sprawling back.*

And what do you mean, petty?! In protecting millions of people!

Okay, I jury0rigged some lug nut replacements.

*Jumps back in chair, lands spinning kick on kaiju*
Im just gonna crawl back in the rift now, maybe bring some friends next time... :(
*Vanishes beneath the ocean down into the Antiverse*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 15, 2013, 03:39:19 AM
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Dr. Strangefate staggers aimlessly in the wasteland (again). It isn't long until he stumbles across his army, who had fled the battle after the defeat by Terx. The Autobots once corrupted by his enemy are now free and present before him.

Strangefate's mind is unstable. He moans, cries and shouts, trying every ounce with his mystical powers to get Vepariga out of his head. But the force is too strong for him. A Cobra agent, Crystal Ball, stands forward, looking at his master with concern.

"Crystal Ball, help me!"

Crystal Ball puts Strangefate in a temporary hypnotic trance and sucks out all the bad memories Terx placed in him. He snaps his fingers and Strangefate wakes up.

He feels well again, and strong.

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"Excellent work, my friend." Strangefate says. He notices something else that his crony is holding. "That would be..."

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"Yes, my lord." Crystal Ball replies with an evil sadistic smirk on his face. "I just so happened to extract this hapless soul from limbo whilst you were in your trance."

Strangefate take a closer inspection and confirms that it's Vepariga.

"What shall we do with him, my lord?" Crystal Ball asks.

Strangefate rubs his chin. He at first think of putting back the soul into the demonic sheep seen previously. But...

"I have a better idea." he says.

Using his divine powers, he transfers Vepariga's lost soul into the depths of the mind of the worst, most disgusting and most pathetic creature imaginable.

"That's done." Strangefate slaps his hands together. "Let us go far from here...to our new base."

He takes this time to fully heal his minions and revive those lost in the battle before. He then takes the lead and orders them to follow him. They march forth proudly to the city of New Gotham.

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A day passes...

Veparga is awoken, finding himself a dog cage in Dr. Mindbender's underground secret lab.

Across from him on a silver tray is a pile of ash; ash of what is left of Vepariga's original body, which had been incinerated days ago. Rats crawl by, nibbling on it curiously until there is nothing left. They scurry away when somebody enters the room.

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Mindbender whistles at Vepariga, approaches his cage and settles down a bowl of dog food.

"Good morning, little doggie. Ready for more experiments today?"

Through the reflection of his monocle, he realizes what he has become:

Spoiler
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJlBN4fIBM0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJlBN4fIBM0#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on May 15, 2013, 05:06:58 AM
That is epic win. :laugh:

Wait, I have an idea:

"Calling all Pyramid Heads, Calling all Pyramid Heads!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Terx2 on May 15, 2013, 06:44:08 AM
Quote from: KiramidHead on May 15, 2013, 05:06:58 AM
That is epic win. :laugh:

Wait, I have an idea:

"Calling all Pyramid Heads, Calling all Pyramid Heads!"

*3000 pyramid heads storm up from the ground*
"Great Limbo is calapsing. Hope you know how to command them."
*The planet itself begins turning into hell*
"Home sweat home."
*I say as I sit on my throne monitoring all that is happening*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on May 15, 2013, 06:48:00 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on May 15, 2013, 06:44:08 AM
Quote from: KiramidHead on May 15, 2013, 05:06:58 AM
That is epic win. :laugh:

Wait, I have an idea:

"Calling all Pyramid Heads, Calling all Pyramid Heads!"

*3000 pyramid heads storm up from the ground*
"Great Limbo is calapsing. Hope you know how to command them."
*The planet itself begins turning into hell*
"Home sweat home."
*I say as I sit on my throne monitoring all that is happening*

I know how to handle them

Spoiler
I've got a warehouse full of mannequins for them to rape after they get done.
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8)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 15, 2013, 06:56:13 AM
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Dr. Strangefate and his minions arrive in New Arkham and set base in their new Arkham Tower.

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He sits on his new throne, thinking of what silly schemes Terx is concocting.

"No matter, I have Veppy locked up somewhere."

Edit: Blacklabel, would you care to join my side?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on May 15, 2013, 10:12:27 PM
*The abandoned Mt.Silver ruins sit quietly in the cold dawn, a lone figure walks from its base into the warzone*

-Flings coat off, letting it blow away in the gusting wind-


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... ... ...

So, what horrible fate has befallen this world since I've left it?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 16, 2013, 12:24:40 AM
Quote from: Trainer Red on May 15, 2013, 10:12:27 PM
So, what horrible fate has befallen this world since I've left it?

Let's see...

1. I destroyed Lie's and Cal's home in Malibu.

2. Terx has been trying to get hold of you to plot together against moi. But of course, I know you wouldn't do that, after all, I did cure you from all those evil tendencies and sudden outbursts...

3. With the aid of Dovah, Cal, Lie, KiramidHead and his demon army, Terx defeated me anyway and took over my tower. No worries though, I built myself a new one far away in a city.

4. I killed Vepariga and now he's a dog (it's a long story) and now I'm keeping him in a secret lab for experiments.

So...how have you been doing, Red?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Godzillakuj94 on May 16, 2013, 03:25:28 AM
*Charles, while asleep, has nightmares of a strange place. A vision as some might call it, of these strange interdimensional alien kings searching for a worthy alliance*
*When Charles awakes, the word Anteverse is etched onto his wall.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 16, 2013, 04:26:08 AM
Dr. Strangefate scratches his head in confusion at the writing on the wall.

*in Barry Burton's voice*

"WHAT?! What is this?"

He reads the writing on the wall.

"So, the Kaiju seek an alliance with me? Hmmmm..."

He enters to his throne room, gazing down upon his city through the window.

Pythona approaches him:

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"You summoned me, sir?" she says.

"Yes." Strangefate hands her a sealed envelope. "Deliver this to Godzillakuj94. We shall accept their offer, provided that he and the other Kaiju commit a favor for us first. Help us, help them."

"Of course." Pythona bows.

She rushes away to the city's post office. The letter is delivered to Godzilla's address the next day.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Trainer Red on May 17, 2013, 11:16:23 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on May 16, 2013, 12:24:40 AM
Quote from: Trainer Red on May 15, 2013, 10:12:27 PM
So, what horrible fate has befallen this world since I've left it?

Let's see...

1. I destroyed Lie's and Cal's home in Malibu.

2. Terx has been trying to get hold of you to plot together against moi. But of course, I know you wouldn't do that, after all, I did cure you from all those evil tendencies and sudden outbursts...

3. With the aid of Dovah, Cal, Lie, KiramidHead and his demon army, Terx defeated me anyway and took over my tower. No worries though, I built myself a new one far away in a city.

4. I killed Vepariga and now he's a dog (it's a long story) and now I'm keeping him in a secret lab for experiments.

So...how have you been doing, Red?

Hm, so it's the usual then?

...

It's actually quite funny though, I'm not really sure how to feel about you. You destroyed my mountain, yet you cured the evil from within me. I have nothing against Terx, but I'm not exactly on hostile terms with you either.

It's a puzzling situation where for once in my life, I have no idea who to fight.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 18, 2013, 02:39:54 AM
Quote from: Trainer Red on May 17, 2013, 11:16:23 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on May 16, 2013, 12:24:40 AM
Quote from: Trainer Red on May 15, 2013, 10:12:27 PM
So, what horrible fate has befallen this world since I've left it?

Let's see...

1. I destroyed Lie's and Cal's home in Malibu.

2. Terx has been trying to get hold of you to plot together against moi. But of course, I know you wouldn't do that, after all, I did cure you from all those evil tendencies and sudden outbursts...

3. With the aid of Dovah, Cal, Lie, KiramidHead and his demon army, Terx defeated me anyway and took over my tower. No worries though, I built myself a new one far away in a city.

4. I killed Vepariga and now he's a dog (it's a long story) and now I'm keeping him in a secret lab for experiments.

So...how have you been doing, Red?

Hm, so it's the usual then?

...

It's actually quite funny though, I'm not really sure how to feel about you. You destroyed my mountain, yet you cured the evil from within me. I have nothing against Terx, but I'm not exactly on hostile terms with you either.

It's a puzzling situation where for once in my life, I have no idea who to fight.


Well then, let's consider our relationship neutral...unless I feel like doing something good or bad to you in the future. 

No, wait a minute. Tell you what. I'll promise to rebuild your mountain if you agree to join my side. You and your Pokemon will have access to my tower free of charge, with 5-star hotel service including meals, massages and (almost) everything to your heart's desire. In return you must promise to protect my army and myself from all hostile forces.

No tricks. Not pulling as fast ones on you either. Swear.

What do you think?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Godzillakuj94 on May 18, 2013, 03:39:04 AM
*A letter comes through the portal*
"Great to see he accepts our offer."
*Arrives in another dream*
"What is this favor you ask of our forces?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 18, 2013, 04:13:33 AM
"Dispose of this Terx and his demon buffoons and knock down his tower. Send them back to hell and seal the gate. In return, I shall assist in defeating your sworn enemies; Dovah and Kiramid...if that's what you wish."

Spoiler
Oh, and while you're at it, buy me some dog food at the pet store. Vepariga hasn't been fed for a while.
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on May 18, 2013, 06:40:39 AM
*Gets back into Gypsy Danger with Kiramid*

Lets do this.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on May 18, 2013, 12:12:00 PM
*Stares off into the distant alternate world Mt Silver*
*A howl is heard echoing my tower*
"Midnight day three. The werewolves have been tamed. Now in control of there beast form they are more capable of defending there families if Strangefate attacks the tower."
*A angel whispers in my ear*
"Good. Phase 2 is ready. Excuse me."
*Vanishes*

Quote from: Trainer Red on May 17, 2013, 11:16:23 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on May 16, 2013, 12:24:40 AM
Quote from: Trainer Red on May 15, 2013, 10:12:27 PM
So, what horrible fate has befallen this world since I've left it?

Let's see...

1. I destroyed Lie's and Cal's home in Malibu.

2. Terx has been trying to get hold of you to plot together against moi. But of course, I know you wouldn't do that, after all, I did cure you from all those evil tendencies and sudden outbursts...

3. With the aid of Dovah, Cal, Lie, KiramidHead and his demon army, Terx defeated me anyway and took over my tower. No worries though, I built myself a new one far away in a city.

4. I killed Vepariga and now he's a dog (it's a long story) and now I'm keeping him in a secret lab for experiments.

So...how have you been doing, Red?

Hm, so it's the usual then?

...

It's actually quite funny though, I'm not really sure how to feel about you. You destroyed my mountain, yet you cured the evil from within me. I have nothing against Terx, but I'm not exactly on hostile terms with you either.

It's a puzzling situation where for once in my life, I have no idea who to fight.


*Teleports beside Red*
"Just stay true to yourself and do whats best for your pokémon. I'll be honest with you. I need no ally but your help will save billions. After Strangefate lies dead I will correct my wrongs. You can have your Mt Silver back. The limbo version isn't the same after all. Do you remember what I sacrificed to save you and your pokémon from the psycho?"
*Drops a masterball*
"Keep it. I've had no use for it."
*Vanishes*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 18, 2013, 12:33:43 PM
*telepathically communicates with Trainer Red from his tower*

"Do not listen to him, Red. Remember that I have absolved you from your evilness. And so long as you stay loyal by my side, I could very well rebuild your precious mountain far quicker than Terx would...and better. Fruthermore, I could make your Pokemon stronger than you could possibly ever imagine...just by the click of my fingers."

*delves into Terx's mind*

"Heed my warning when I say; the Kaiju are coming for you. For they are at your doorstep."

Spoiler
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"Godzilla, you may call the attack whenever you're ready."

"Sleep in fear, Terx, for it may be your last."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on May 18, 2013, 02:06:07 PM
*gets into fighting position*

Incoming!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on May 18, 2013, 03:22:01 PM
*Throws punch, but it only grazes-*

Whatr are we fighting again? All this Strangefate silliness has me confuzzled.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on May 18, 2013, 03:44:40 PM
Godzillakuj's Kaiju forces.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on May 18, 2013, 03:46:50 PM
Oh, okay.

*lasers kaiju*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Godzillakuj94 on May 20, 2013, 03:02:24 AM
(A little late) "Attack!"
*Kaiju are pouring from the rift, all heading towards GD*
*A level 3 kaiju bites the Jaegers foot*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 20, 2013, 03:20:30 AM
Dr. Strangefate's voice echoes from the sky as Terx and his demons are overwhelmed by Godzilla's forces.

"Excellent. Drive them back to the gates of hell!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on May 20, 2013, 03:46:10 AM
KiramidHead's Pyramid Heads finally arrive on the field of battle, and all unleash their super blade skill's on Godzilla's forces.

"Good work, boys. Those mannequins will be ready and waiting when you're done. Just no gang bangs, they don't like that."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on May 20, 2013, 03:49:05 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on May 20, 2013, 03:20:30 AM
Dr. Strangefate's voice echoes from the sky as Terx and his demons are overwhelmed by Godzilla's forces.

"Excellent. Drive them back to the gates of hell!"

"Nice try but we're already here."
*A demon telepathicly whispers to Strangefate*
*I sit on my throne listen to heavy metal and eating pizza*
"Time to bring out the big guns. Demons! FUSE!!!"
*The demons begin combining there bodies, minds and souls*
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"We are invincible!"
*They shout at the top of there lungs as I smile*
*Meanwhile on the Strangefate is being attacked by the media*
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"Strangefate has murdered puppies, stitched together humans to make a centerpede, kidnaps pokémon and there trainers and is a known sexual predator. I'm Bob Barbas. Just doing gods work."
*As that airs around the world. World leader collaborate to bring an end to Strangefate*
"Your move."
*I say as I take a nap while my gaurds lay watching*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on May 20, 2013, 03:57:36 AM
*Tears Kaiju's bottom jaw off and stabs it into it's skull before kicking it away.*

They keep coming! Terx! Find Strangefate and end him! We've got these Kaiju!

*Dodges a swipe from a Kaiju*

Give it to 'em!

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on May 20, 2013, 04:30:05 AM
*I wake up*
"Huh. Alright Dragonborn."
*Presses a button that transmits a holograph of me to the UN*
"Attention everyone. I'm Terx2. I've heard your cries and prayers. And they will not go unanswered. I have Strangefates location. With your support I will bring him to justice and fix the wrongs of your world."
*Everyone cheers as the USA, North Korea, Japan, China and Russia preps there nuclear missiles*
*They lock onto the city Strangefates base is and fire*
*Strangefates cowardly minions leave but are attack by the demons inside and are slaughtered*
"ETA 2 minutes."
*The world anxiously watches on by there tvs and computers*
*The missiles pumel one after another erasing Strangefates tower from existence*
*An excape pod is seen shot out after the first impact but is knocked down by the force of the blast*
*3 hours have passed since the destruction of Strangefates tower*
*US soldiers investigate the remains and the escape pod*
"We found a survivor"
*Says a soldier pointing to Strangefate and Veps in the escape pod*
"Begin salvaging."
*1 week has passed and Veps is back to normal after intense therapy and back in a new body*
"What happened to Strangefate you ask? Well he survived. But will be spending his 800 life sentences behind bars in the phantom zone."
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"Afterwards the portal was destroyed. As for Terx2. He kept his promise. Rebuilt Mt Silver for Trainer Red. Returned his demonic army to limbo along with his sword Yamato. The angels repaired the damage and rounded up Strangefates remaining forces and closed his tower."
*As the sunsets*
"But what happened to him? He remains here on Earth as the nephelim warrior who took down a monsterous being that even hell rejected."
*I look up at the statue of me built over Strangefates old fortress and walk away playing a song on my ipod. A reward from saving Earth*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP6ggXsHu0o# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP6ggXsHu0o#)
"At last. Peace."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 20, 2013, 08:03:14 AM
(Aw, Terxy, You didn't give me a chance to fight back whilst I was on my gym break.  :D)

Several peaceful months have passed since the last battle...

The portal reopens, two planet-sized Transformers enter the Phantom Zone, in search of their master, Dr. Strangefate.

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Primus detects a life force close by. As they delve further in, they find Strangefate, shackled and chained, weak and malnourished but still barely alive. He's in grave pain. Both Transformers un-transform;

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"It is good to see you two at last." Strangefate murmurs under his breath.

Primus and Unicron remove the chains and shackles from Strangefate. Primus takes him in the palm of his hand and follows Unicron out of the Phantom Zone quickly.

"Soon..." Strangefate smiles under his helmet. "...my plan will fall into place."

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3 weeks pass...

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A grand party gathering of leaders from around the world is taking place in the Transamerica Pyramid, in the heart of San Francisco. There, a large celebration of the victory of Dr. Strangefate's defeat is taking place. Music, dancing, champagne, cocktail weenies, entertainment...everyone's having a good time. The US President is there to greet everyone. At one point, he stands up onto a stage to make an important announcement.

"Ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls. May I have your attention please? To commemorate this time of great relief, I would like to share with you all a 'family' video live via satellite on this screen."

The President steps aside as the lights dim and a screen flickers on behind him. The screen displays a shot from space, where three satellites with Cobra insignias are seen, orbiting Earth;

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The audience mumbles with confusion.

"My fellow world leaders," the US President announces, "you're looking at an advanced weapons system capable of destroying each of your countries 14 times over, and all at the push of a button. They say this is a thankless job but I get to blow stuff up."

The President pushes a button hidden in his jacket. The satellites shoot out powerful rays. And before everyone's eyes, New York, L.A. and Washington D.C. are obliterated within seconds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nahdy9SjbGs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nahdy9SjbGs#)

The US President smiles with delight. Panic ensues the room after witnessing millions of people die.

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Vipers appear, surrounding the area and blocking all exits.

The British Prime Minister steps forward;

"This is shear madness!" he shouts. "Just what in God's name has gotten into you?!"

The US President raises a hand, removing his mask, to reveal his true identity:

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Zartan frowns up the British Prime Minister.

"God in heaven." The Prime Minister utters as his jaw drops. "What have you done with the US President?"

"Oh, him?" Zartan answers. "He's locked up somewhere in a treasure chest down at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean, all hacked up and mangled into pieces. I'd say you're rather late in asking, because he was disposed of months ago."

The audience gasps and groans.

"Oh, and by the way, our master wishes to have a word with all of you." Zartan adds.

He steps aside again as the screen cuts to Doctor Strangefate on his new throne. He stands up, addressing the leaders;

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"Ladies, children, sheep...some people call me a terrorist. I consider myself a teacher. Lesson number one: Heroes, there is no such thing. Today, a new world order shall begin and soon, we shall have peace."

"A message to your so-called saviors; Terx2, Dovahkin and Kiramidhead: you don't know who I am, you don't where I am. You'll NEVER see me coming. My forces are coming. So run away, hide, because nothing can save you!"

The screen flickers off, leaving everyone in fear.

The world leaders are rendered helpless and terrified, forced onto their knees with their hands behind their heads, except the French President, who boldly stands up in resistance.

"We'll never run away and hide, because we know you're going to lose."

Zartan raises a brow and grins. "Are we now?" he marches towards the French President. "We have your countries bowing down at our feet. We can do anything we want with them. So what makes you think that we have anything to lose?"

No answer.

"I thought so." Zartan says.

He grabs the French President by one hand, lifting him up and choking the life out of him. The French President staggers...until a loud crack is heard and his neck is snapped. Zartan drops him and the dead body falls to the ground, motionless.

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"Anyone else have any objections?" Zartan asks.

And within hours, the world crumbles before the hands of Dr. Strangefate. Joes, Autobots, Cobras, and Decepticons take down every nation, enslaving the people to do their master's bidding.

Godzilla's Kaiju forces sniff out the locations of Dovah and Kiramid's giant robotic toys, stored within a deep underground complex in the Nevada desert. And within moments, the Novaroids arrive to devour these petty tin cans until nothing left remains of them.

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Meanwhile elsewhere, a portal opens up to limbo, surprising Terx and his demon army.

Caught by surprise, they are unprepared for what comes next;

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Various nuclear missiles, built by various nations and manipulated by Dr. Strangefate's mind, fly through the portal and detonate, destroying much of what exists of limbo and wiping out a majority of Terx's forces and Kiramid's Pyramid Heads and mannequins. Only a few remain, barely surviving and critically wounded.

The world falls before the power of the almighty Dr. Strangefate.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on May 20, 2013, 04:11:45 PM
























what the f**k is this
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on May 20, 2013, 05:35:41 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on May 20, 2013, 04:11:45 PM
what the f**k is this



This is the way the world ends.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 20, 2013, 05:57:55 PM
This thread




















































































is dead
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on May 21, 2013, 12:26:36 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on May 20, 2013, 04:11:45 PM
what the f**k is this

It's the Pillowfighting Thread, Sweeps. It's not that hard to understand.   :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Godzillakuj94 on May 22, 2013, 11:32:13 PM
The kaiju continue to roam the world with Strangefate and his minions spared. Nearly every major city has been attacked. The planet is nearly ready to be consumed...
"Dr. Strangefate, before this world is consumed, would you like to send your forces through the rim?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 24, 2013, 06:04:35 PM
A while has passed since the kaiju had consumed the Earth. Dr. Strangefate had 'generously' spared the humans from extinction after enslaving them all at his newly found base on the planet Jupiter.

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Strangefate's watchful eye at his tower monitors his Joes, Autobots, Cobras and Decetpicons keeping a tight leash on the weak humans, now slaves to his utmost will. None opposed him, and those who did or otherwise were deemed unworthy, were (under mysterious circumstances) transformed into mindless beasts (ie raging bloodthirsty zombies) and exiled miles and miles away, to the dwarf planet Pluto.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/91/Pluto_animiert_200px.gif)

There on Pluto, Terx, Dovahkin, Kiramidhead, Vepariga, Trainer Red, Cal, Amaterasu Predator Queen and their allies struggle for survival, having built a walled complex, codenamed 'Jerusalem', to keep the zombies (many of them once people they swore to protect) at bay...but not for too long. With a limited arsenal, they fight to stay alive, yet wonder for how long.

Spoiler
Lie and Ghost Rider, perhaps their closest allies, their fates have been left unknown. But rumors spread that Dr. Strangefate has them locked up in Mindbender's laboratories, undergoing more hideous experiments.
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Jun 24, 2013, 06:07:21 PM
Well, shit. Aim for their heads, guys.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Jun 25, 2013, 02:09:58 AM
"No need I got this..."
*Turns on my ipod and selects Thriller and starts dancing*
*The zombies start dancing along*
"Now to finish Strangefate off."
*I rip off my shirt and switch track to lady gagas poker face*
*The dancing cures the zombies without any side effects they return to normal*
*Meanwhile the sun explodes showing Mercury to Uranus in a solar heat storm erasing all living and non living beings from existence*
"We'll that was unexpected... So who wants to play yu-gi-oh?"
*Everyone laughs away there troubles away while playing a children's card game*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jun 25, 2013, 02:29:34 AM
"Damn, that Terx is good." Dr. Strangefate snaps his fingers.

His tower is destroyed. Yet he and his minions survive, thanks to the efforts of Primus and Unicron, who managed to help them escape Jupiter before being obliterated.

His pathetic human slaves are kept under close surveillance inside Unicron by Joes and Cobras, while Strangefate plans his next attack with Godzillakuj94 inside Primus."

"Godzilla, send your kaiju to Pluto and let them take care of those rascals." Strangefate grins. "I'm dispatching a couple of assistants to accompany you. Meet Lie and Ghost Rider."

"Lie here has been undergoing intensive, ahem, shock therapy."

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"And Ghost Rider's just had a severe lobotomy operation. He can still ride a bike and whip out chains, but with a brain this big, he'll be twice as smart as once was before."

"MWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jX3LCe-Ueo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jX3LCe-Ueo#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Amaterasu on Jul 07, 2013, 03:49:10 AM
Amaterasu retakes her form as Riki the bearhound, watching and waiting for the next strange events in this thread.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 07, 2013, 05:43:15 PM
While Godzilla is dispatched alongside brainwashed GR and Lie to deal with Terx and co., the remaining zombies not affected by Terx's music sniff out Amaterasu and make a mad dash to devour her.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 07, 2013, 05:55:05 PM
*Dovahkiin, piloting Gipsy Danger, drops between Amaerasu and the Zombies*

Need a hand?

*Proceeds to use plasma caster to obliterate Zombies and stomp them.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Jul 07, 2013, 05:56:35 PM
Kiramid, um, does something with GD's other hand.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 07, 2013, 06:00:01 PM
The hordes of zombies increase and climb onto Gypsy Danger like ants, tearing apart scraps of metal until Dovah is exposed.

He gets bitten on the shoulder...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 07, 2013, 06:06:26 PM
FUS RO DAH!!!

*Zombies fly from Gypsy danger and robots are deployed to begin repairs.*

Well, this isn't good. Looks like I'm infected.

*Puts SCP 714 on finger, takes an SCP 500-1 pill and continues fighting.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 07, 2013, 06:12:21 PM
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In his newly built tower on Neptune, Dr. Strangefate communicates with Dovah telepathically in his head.

"That pill will only delay the inevitable. Soon, you will be nothing but a mindless beast."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 07, 2013, 06:18:25 PM
Looks like you need to do some research, Strangefate.

*Shakes more Zombies off and pilots Gipsy Danger to stomp toward Strangefate's tower*

Another tower, huh? Looks like this ones going to have to come down too.

* reaches tower and delivers a massive kick to its base, sending it down to the ground.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 07, 2013, 06:20:34 PM
"Fool, you are on Pluto, remember? Whilst I'm been talking to you, what you're seeing is only a mere image of where I really am on Neptune, miles away from your puny little waste of a planet. Your pathetic mind has tricked you. And while you were busy..."

A lone female zombie bites on Amataresu's leg, infecting her.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 07, 2013, 06:28:04 PM
I haven't been paying much attention to current events as of late, so I guessed I missed it.

*tosses SCP 500-1 pill out of Gipsy Danger's cockpit to Amaterasu, the pill landing in front of her.*

Thats the last one I got. Eat it. Now.

*Uses call dragon shout to call thousands of dragons from around the universe to help carry Gipsy Danger to Neptune.*

Anyone wanna come along? We're gonna be leaving in a few minutes.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Amaterasu on Jul 07, 2013, 06:53:03 PM
Amaterasu eats the pill, and soon follows Dova in the Gipsy Danger.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 07, 2013, 06:57:28 PM
*Fights off more zombies*

Terx! You coming?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Jul 07, 2013, 07:32:02 PM
Kiramid unleashes a horde of Tom Cruise clones, who all rush to climb up the building.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 07, 2013, 10:16:57 PM
The clones are destroyed, thanks to to the Joes' missile defense units.

Dr. Strangefate creates an impenetrable force field around Neptune, preventing his enemies from entering his atmosphere.

Meanwhile Joes, Autobots, Cobras and Decepticons line up outside of Strangefate's tower, prepping for defense.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 08, 2013, 12:50:36 AM
*uses scp 005 to pass through force field.*

Ever try actually fighting yourself, Strangefate?

*Gipsy danger begins destroying autobots, deceptions and Joes. Omega supreme and metroplex attack Gypsy danger from both sides. Using the Jaeger's superior speed, Gipsy Danger dodges attacks, blasts through Metroplex's head With plasma caster and decapitates Omega supreme with chain sword. The massive autobots fall dead to the ground.*

Im sorry, brothers in arms. strangefate will pay for his influence over you.

*Continues destroying autobots deceptions and joes before launching a plasma bolt at tower. Tower falls over and crashes to ground.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 08, 2013, 02:50:21 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 08, 2013, 12:50:36 AM
Ever try actually fighting yourself, Strangefate?

"Oh, but of course."

Dr. Strangefate rises and levitates from his fallen tower, aided by the remaining Cobras.

He lets out the first attack upon Gipsy.

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The massive energy beam penetrates through Gipsy, causing critical damage as Dovah is pierced through his heart. Strangefate fires again, again, and again without mercy, all the while Cobras shower the mechanical monstrosity with bullets, missiles and other explosives.

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Strangefate raises his hands, extracting an unconscious Dovah from his fallen Gypsy with his psychic powers. He has suffered massive blood loss and is in near-death condition.

Strangefate turns to Dr. Mindbender.

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"I believe I've found a new host for your next experiment, doctor. Put him through the Nemesis Program."

Vipers carry Dovah onto a gurney and strap him up, carrying him away into a secret underground lab. Meanwhile, Novaroids devour what's left of Gypsy until nothing remains.

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Golobulus, Pythona, Nemesis Enforcer, and the Royal Guards ward off Dovah's dragons away from Neptune, leaving them scattered and without a leader.

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With the battle ended, Dr. Strangefate takes this time to resurrect his fallen comrades and repair his tower.

A short while later...

"Ah, now THAT'S a beauty."

Strangefate welcomes his minions into his new home.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 08, 2013, 04:34:05 AM
*Dovahkiin, Unconcious, endures the nemesis program long enough to regain his strength and focuses his willpower to break from his binds. Using newly acquired power, Dovahkiin picks up Dr. Mindbender and tears him apart like a piece of paper.*

MUL QUAH DIIV!

*Empowered by Dragon aspect and newly acquired, albeit painful, nemesis mutations, Dovahkiin smashes through Strangefate's facility. Calls Odahviing to drop SCP-173, SCP-096 and SCP-682 into the facility. SCP-682 destroys Strangefate's entire security defense force, adapting to any damage it takes and healing. Dovahkiin breaks into Strangefate's control room right before Odahviing drops SCP-173 and SCP-096.*

Good luck avoiding me now, strangefate.


*SCP-173 stands motionless before strangefate.*

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Be careful to not blink.

*SCP-096 Stands before Strangefate.*

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And don't look at this one's face. Both of them are completely indestructible. If you do somehow manage to get past them, SCP-682 will stop you and tear your body to pieces before devouring you.Now you have nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. You and me.

*Dovahkiin reveals large tendrils obtained through nemesis experiments*

Now...see what you did to me!

*Dovahkiin shoots tendrils into Strangefate's torso before slinging him around the room, smashing his head multiple times. Strangefate tosses an energy blast into Dovahkiin but it has no effect. Dovahkiin smirks before wrapping tendrils around Strangefate's torso and squeezing, breaking his ribs and puncturing organs.*

You should have left well enough alone, Strangefate.

*Picks an incapacitated Strangefate up by the neck and throws him right in front of SCP-096. Strangefate can't help but View the creature's horrible face. It begins to wail, signifying significant emotional distress. It then charges for him, claws reaching for Strangefate. Strangefate attempts to stop it by shooting it with energy blasts, but it is ineffective. As SCP-096 reaches Strangefate, SCP-173 stands in Strangefate's eye view. Strangefate closes his eyes as SCP-096 Reaches him and SCP-173 immediately snaps his neck just as SCP-096 begins to tear him to peices. Dovahkiin watches as Satisfaction as SCP-096 finishes with Strangefate, leaving behind a bloody mess. SCP-682 comes around from the battle, heavily damaged.*

682: Strangefate's forces are destroyed. It wasn't very difficult.

Good. it's about time someone used these towers for better things. But it's going to be a bit of a fixer-upper.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 08, 2013, 07:21:43 AM
Ratchet, Doc and several Decepticon medics work round the clock in a private operation room to fix up Dr. Strangefate. With a small ounce of energy in his finger, he taps it once, healing his snapped neck. He taps it twice, healing his inner organs. He taps it thrice, healing his cracked ribs.

Dr. Strangefate rises from his bed and notices the damage Dovah-Nemesis has left. He raises his hands to resurrect the fallen ones and repair the facility.

"Where is he?" he asks. Doc whispers something into his ears; Dovah-Nemesis has escaped and is wondering aimlessly in the Neptune wasteland confused. "Find him. But either way, know that due to further mutations, his memories will fade by the hands of the clock. Soon enough, he won't be able to tell between his friends from his enemies."

"But best of all; he won't even remember his own name."

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He returns to his throne in his twin towers, contemplating what to do next.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Amaterasu on Jul 08, 2013, 07:45:07 AM
Amaterasu spots the Dovah-Nemisis, and quickly high-tails it out of the thread.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 08, 2013, 10:11:30 AM
 :-\
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Jul 08, 2013, 02:43:43 PM
Meh, if a woman dressed like a hooker could kill the original Nemesis single-handed, than we should have no trouble with this sumbitch.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 08, 2013, 05:57:26 PM
I'm fine. Really. I remember everything, really. I figure SCP-714 will cure me of my mutations.

*Puts on SCP-714*

Yep. I'm fine. So...Hey, SCP-682.

*SCP-682 appears.*

682: What is it?

I need you to go make life a living hell for Strangefate and the rest of his cronies, seeing as how you apparently didn't kill them all.

*SCP-682 nods.*

682: Understood

*SCP-682 appears at Strangefate's tower and begins destroying everything and killing everyone.*


So...how is everyone doing today?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 08, 2013, 06:02:54 PM
(OOC: Doing good Dovah, how are you?)

Dr. Strangefate sees the ugly critter in his throne room.

With a snap of his fingers, two giant hands burst from the ceiling and pick up SCP-682. It is the hands of Unicron.

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Unicron speeds away up into the sky past the Earth's atmosphere and into space, where he drops the uninvited pest and leaves it floating away into obscurity. He then returns to base.

"Damn pest."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 08, 2013, 06:10:10 PM
Uhhh...SCP 714 is the ring I wear on my finger. As for SCP-682...

*SCP falls from orbit onto Unicron's head. It tears into the top and destroys Unicron from the inside out before landing in front of Strangefate*

He's survived atomic bombs. I'm sure a small stint in orbit won't hurt him.

*SCP-682 proceeds to destroy Strangefate's army, ingesting the fleshy ones and tearing the metal ones apart.*

He adapts to any damage he takes and gains strength based on the damage.

*Strangefate's army is wiped out and SCP-682 returns to his habitat, waiting to be called upon again.*

And now that Gipsy Danger is repaired...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 08, 2013, 06:28:38 PM
Dr. Strangefate wakes up and looks around his bloodied and sparked tower filled with his fallen men and robots.

"That damn Dovah!"

Raises his hands and resurrects his army with his divine powers.

"I feel it is time to move our base of operations elsewhere...a place where NOBODY can find us."

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He raises his hand, teleporting his army, his Arkham Tower and Earth's slaves to Dragon Ball Z Hell.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 08, 2013, 06:39:04 PM
Okay...looks like we won for now, guys...

Uh...yeah. Cool.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 08, 2013, 06:47:34 PM
Don't be fooled. I rule this b!tch too, you know. Those ogres work for me now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 08, 2013, 08:01:26 PM
*Throws a stone at the back of Charles head*

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Less crazy set up more combat!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 08, 2013, 09:11:25 PM
Ahem, and YOU have been put under my control, as such:

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*snaps fingers and forces Lie to trip*

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Lie gets a hard hammer beating from Road Pig for attacking his master.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 08, 2013, 10:14:50 PM
Spoiler
*Gets up and leaves the pillowfight recording studio*

When did this become so complicated? *sighs*

*Goes back into the studio and sits down*
[close]

Master? Turning people into slaves is no way to go, I prefer using people I know I can control like Rush;

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Who while you were focused on Dova woke me up.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 08, 2013, 10:40:35 PM
"Your words are laughable, my friend." Dr. Strangefate answers intrepidly.

He raises a hand towards Lie and clenches his fist, putting Lie in a choke hold. He raises him up in the air and knocks him against the ceiling of his throne room.

"You have outlived your purpose. You are of no use to me."

His minions grin and sn1gger as Lie is struggling for breath.

"Now away with you, worthless insect."

He points his hand to the window, throwing Lie right out of it as glass shatters. Lie plummets down from the twin towers stories high and dives into a bloody pond.

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Moments later, he is found by ogres and is dragged into a jail cell and locked up, by orders from Dr. Strangefate.

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"That should keep him quiet." Strangefate says.

Meanwhile, Rush is crushed to death under the mighty foot of Thunderwing.

Spoiler
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 08, 2013, 11:00:15 PM
*Sits back an smiles, watching the battle.*

This ought to be good...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 08, 2013, 11:10:20 PM
Kuchiyose No Jutsu!

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*A massive snakes stands where the Jail was and slams it's tail on the ogres killing them*

Orges, Dr. Strangefate, all these things you hide behind lets see how you fare without them!

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*Aoda swallows Charles*

I'm leaving his toys to you Dova.

*Jumps into Aoda's mouth and slides down a tunnel into another dimension*

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*Lands spins round and shoots a fireball at Charles*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 08, 2013, 11:40:37 PM
Dr. Strangefate blocks the fireball with ease.

"Nobody swallows Dr. Strangefate!"

He teleports both himself and Lie out of Aoda's stomach, bringing them atop of Arkham Towers.

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Strangefate and Lie stand parallel on each side of the towers. Just below, Aoda lies dead after being strangled to death by Golobulus. Joe and Cobra copters, along with aerial Autobots and Decepticons, encircle the top of the Arkham Towers.

"Now, Lie, where were we? Oh, yes..."

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Dr. Strangefate rockets into the air and fires a massive energy beam at Lie, so large and overwhelming that even when he tries avoiding the attack, it still hits him, destroying hie left arm to dust. Strangefate watches Lie drop to one knee as blood spurts out of his gaping wound.

"You know, Lie, I was thinking about sparing your life after this fight. But considering that time you tricked my men and I when you rescued Cal from my underground base, I've decided not to let that happen again. Next time, Cal will have NO ONE to save him."

With a snap of his fingers, Strangefate orders his men to execute Lie.

His army aim their missiles at Lie and fire without mercy, destroying every part of him until nothing is left except the remains of the tower he was once leaning on.

"Let that be a lesson to him."

Lie's spirit and that of Aoda wander aimlessly in limbo, waiting for rescue.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 08, 2013, 11:58:34 PM
*In the Pillowfight recording studio*

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 09, 2013, 09:37:16 AM
A bed rises from the ground.

"Rise, Lie X." Strangefate orders.

It turns out that Lie was barely spared from death, and has now become a living weapon of destruction of Strangefate's: Lie X.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 09, 2013, 08:09:57 PM
CHARACTER CHANGE FROM THE DRAGONBORN TO KRIEG THE PSYCHO VAULT HUNTER

*Dovahkiin bursts into the room and kicks strangefate in the stomach, laughing maniacally.*

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PREPARE TO FEEL THE RAGING POWER OF THE MEAT TRAIN!

*Throws a massive punch into strangefate's face, sending him flying out a window. As he's flying, Dovahkiin throws a buzzaxe that embeds itself into Stragefate's chest. Stragefate realizes too late that the Buzzaxe is holding a bundle of dynamite. Dovahkiin laughs as Strangefate is blow up before hitting the ground. Dovahkiin turns to Lie X*

ANIME GUY, ARE YOU IN THERE? I HAVE A SHOWER OF BLOOD TO SHARE WITH YOU ME AND DUPREE!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 09, 2013, 10:15:17 PM
*Lie X starts to rumble and explodes*

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*Stops just before punching through Dova's chest*

What was that about sharing?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 09, 2013, 10:21:52 PM
Dr. Strangefate ignores his headache and rises, half charred.

"Gaaah, you'll pay for that, ex-Dragonborn. Predacons, assemble to form Predaking!"

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Predaking swings his sword, disarming Krieg. He picks up the tiny foe in his hands, squeezing him firmly, snapping his bones and knocking him upwards against Strangefate's glass chandelier. He hurls him to the floor from several feet high. Krieg slides across the floor.

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Dozens of Night Creepers surround the injured Krieg. One of them picks him up and the rest of them deliver Krieg countless beatings all over his body, until he's hurled through a window. But Krieg does not fall, for he is found dangling by the edge with their fingers.

Glass shards fall stories high into the blood pool awaiting Krieg below. Looking down doesn't make him feel better. From his view, Lie X appears and marches towards them at the edge, treading on his fingers and pointing a gun at him.

Dr. Strangefate limps on his staff, protected by Predaking and the Night Creepers. All of them watch with anticipation with Lie X's next move.

"Dispose of them, Lie X." Strangefate orders, clenching his gloved fist. "Kill that bastard now!"

Lie X is programmed to obey.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 09, 2013, 10:26:27 PM
As if, find yourself another Darth Vader.

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I don't obey weaklings.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 09, 2013, 10:29:10 PM
 :o

"Weakling?! Oh, the nerve!" 

Dr. Strangefate raises a hand and forces Lie X to point his gun at himself. A struggle for control ensues. The trigger of the gun is pulled and Lie X is injured on the arm. Lie X staggers and treads on Krieg's fingers, making him fall. Strangefate seizes this chance and telekinetically pushes Lie out of the window, making him join his plummet with Krieg.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 09, 2013, 11:37:11 PM
*Dovahkiin, on the way down, laughs crazily and grabs Lie by the neck.*

WHEN YOU EMBRACE THE BLOOD AND MISERY, YOU WILL NO LONGER SEE DARKNESS, UNLESS BLOOD GETS IN YOUR EYES!!!

*Spins with Lie and throws him into the ground, breaking Dovahkiin's fall*

NOW, FOR THE TIME OF DAY...DEATH O'CLOCK!!!

*Embeds Buzz axe into lie and throws him through building, breaking through all the different windows and sending him crashing into strangefate. As Lie and strangefate plummet down the other side of the building, the dynamite detonates, sending lie crashing into the ground. Strangefate, however, is met by a massive punch from Dovahkiin.*

WE ARE BOTH ACTING IN A THREE PART MEAT PLAY...AND I WILL WIN BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR!!!

*Tosses strangefate's broken body into the air and cuts him in half at the waist. Dovahkiin laughs gleefully as he picks up strangefate's legs and bathes himself in the pouring blood.*

THE BLOOD GIVES ME STRENGTH.

*Sees lie staggering up out of the crater in the ground.*

YESYESYESYESYES!!!

*Charges at lie and kicks him in the ribs, sending him flying across the ground. Just as Lie is getting up, Dovahkiin jumps into the air and drops a knee on Lie's back. Dovahkiin whispers in Lie's ear*

I was trying to save you from strangefate, Lie...We can still be allies...Oh...I...CANT...CONTROL HIM ANYMORE!!! RRRAAAAGH!!!!

*Picks lie up and throws him into a boulder*

NOW WE SHOULD GO TO THE FLESH GROCERY STORE AND BUY A STEAK TO SLAP THE CAPE GUY WITH.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 09, 2013, 11:50:10 PM
Two plasma beams fire and Lie and Dovah are knocked miles and miles away from Strangefate's HQ and splash into a distant blood pool guarded by ogres. The blasts came from Megatron and Galvatron respectively.

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"Take care of those two clowns. The ogres will need all the help they can get." Strangefate's upper torso orders. "I will need all the time to heal myself."

The two Decepticons disappear away into the far distance on his orders.

Strangefate is greeted by the hand of Preaking who takes him away into the medical facility of his towers, guarded by the Night Creepers in all directions on the way.

Meanwhile far far away...

The ogres watch Lie and Dovah continue their fight.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 10, 2013, 12:20:51 AM
Why arent my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now...Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now...WHY ARENT MY FINGERS IN SOMEONE'S EYE SOCKETS RIGHT NOW?!?!?!?!?!

*Jumps from blood pool and kills ogres*

I'LL FIND YOU AND MAKE A MEAT TROPHY FROM YOUR SKULL AND YOUR FINGERS BEFORE FEEDING YOU TO A BABY!!!

*Jumps into Bandit Technical truck spawned from catch-a-ride station.*

ANIME GUY!!! LET US PAINT THE CHILDS ROOM WITH BLOOD AND SING HIM A LULLABY AS WE PEEL OFF HIS EYELIDS SO HE CAN WATCH AS WE RIP OUT HIS INTESTINES AND HANG HIM FROM THEM UNTIL HE FAINTS. Then we'll let him down, come to his senses and have some tea AND THEN WE'LL SPLIT HIS TORSO!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 10, 2013, 12:27:42 AM
Just as they hop onto the Bandit Technical truck, it is blown off the road by plasma blasts and tumbles down a steep hill. Megatron and Galvatron come out from their hiding places and surround Dovah and Lie with more ogres, ready to clobber them.

'Where do you think YOU'RE going?" asks Megatron, pointing his blaster at the two insects.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 10, 2013, 12:30:38 AM
*Dovahkiin laughs crazily and jumps onto Megatron's head. Megatron, not expecting such strength from such a small enemy knocks him on his back. Dovahkiin tears into Megatron's head with buzz axe, killing him. Looks at lie.*

JOIN THE FUN! FUN TIMES ARE WHEN WE KILL!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 10, 2013, 12:34:01 AM
Galvatron blasts Dovah off Megatron and is then avalanched by the ogres who pile up endlessly on top of him until he is literally buried.

Galvatron transforms into a cannon and disintegrates Lie into black dust.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 10, 2013, 12:41:43 AM
*Dovahkiin breaks out of the dogpile and slaughters all the ogres with buzz axe. Sees Lie turned into dust.*

HE WAS SO CLOSE TO THE SLAUGHTER!!! AND YOU MADE ME DROP MY BLOOD POPSICLE!!! RRRRAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!

*Dovahkiin's voice becomes distorted as one arm grows insanely large and the other shrinks, as well as Dovahkiin growing completely. Dovahkiin is now a Badass Mutant Psycho.*

I'VE GOT A HUGE HAND!!!!

*Dovahkiin, while only two thirds the size of Galvatron, still knocks him over easily. Dovahkiin tears Galvatron's head off with his massive arm.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 10, 2013, 12:48:21 AM
Dr. Strangefate senses Galvatron and Megatron killed in Dovah's rampage. He dispatches more reinforcements.

"Prime, he's still miles away from here. Make sure that lunatic doesn't reach these grounds!"

Optimus Prime salutes and heads out of the towers. He summons Bumblebee, Mirage, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Jazz, Prowl and Ironhide with him. The rest of the Autobots stay put to defend Strangfate's base alonside the Joes and Cobras.

"Autobots, roll out!"

Prime drives away with his small group.

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A couple of days later they come across a blood pool and encounter Dovah, beating the scraps out of the already dead Megatron and Galvatron.

At the same time, more ogres appear and surround him.

Ironhide draws his gun and takes the first hit at Dovah.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Jul 10, 2013, 12:51:35 AM
Okay, I'm going to take advantage of all this crazy shit and look for a temporary replacement co-pilot.

*calls up an agent*

"You say you have someone promising? What, he was cut from his own movie? Replaced by CGI? I guess I'll give him a shot."

Spoiler
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[close]

Oh boy.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 10, 2013, 01:07:46 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Jul 10, 2013, 12:48:21 AM
Dr. Strangefate senses Galvatron and Megatron killed in Dovah's rampage. He dispatches more reinforcements.

"Prime, he's still miles away from here. Make sure that lunatic doesn't reach these grounds!"

Optimus Prime salutes and heads out of the towers. He summons Bumblebee, Mirage, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Jazz, Prowl and Ironhide with him. The rest of the Autobots stay put to defend Strangfate's base alonside the Joes and Cobras.

"Autobots, roll out!"

Prime drives away with his small group.

http://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/e/e9/Dinobotisland_jetpacks.jpg

A couple of days later they come across a blood pool and encounter Dovah, beating the scraps out of the already dead Megatron and Galvatron.

At the same time, more ogres appear and surround him.

Ironhide draws his gun and takes the first hit at Dovah.

http://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/thumb/2/25/Ironhideg1guido.jpg/300px-Ironhideg1guido.jpg

*Dovahkiin dodges the blaster bolt and tears Ironhide's leg off before throwing it into Optimus' Head. Optimus staggers back as Dovahkiin dodges a punch and grabs the transformer by the throat.*

NO BLOOD?! NO MEEEAT?! GRRAAAAGH!!!!

*Crushes Prime's thoat and tosses the body aside before turning to bumblebee and decapitating him with buzzaxe. Dovahkiin then tears Jazz's arm off before breaking Sunstreaker's head open with it. Dovahkiin is then hit by Sideswipe in car form. Dovahkiin recovers as Sideswipe comes around for another hit. Dovahkiin stomps on the hood, sending sideswipe nose down, trunk up. Dovahkiin grabs the car and throws it into Prowl, crushing him. Dovahkiin then completely destroys Ironhide and Jazz. Dovahkiin then shrinks back to his normal size and begins moving to the tower.*

Killstrangefatekillstrangefatekillstrangefatekillstrangefate.....
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 10, 2013, 07:26:10 AM
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Mirage, hiding behind a rock, transforms into his car form and runs over Dovah from behind. He then reverse and runs him over again. He switces from reverse and drives ahead to run him over a third time. He repeats this until the ogres catch up and club the living crap out of Dovah. By this time, Mirage goes into hiding and camouflages himself.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 10, 2013, 01:02:27 PM
I EMBRACE THE MISERY...

*As he's taking the beating, Dovahkiin removes a bundle of dynamite and laughs maniacally*

I'M TAKING YOU ALL WITH ME!!!

*Dynamite explodes, blowing every ogre to bits. Miraculously, Dovahkiin emerges from the wreckage, his eye twitching.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: predxeno on Jul 10, 2013, 03:00:38 PM
With everyone gone, Predxeno rises again.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jul 10, 2013, 03:06:14 PM
Quote from: predxeno on Jul 10, 2013, 03:00:38 PM
With everyone gone, Predxeno rises again.
Heeeey man. So how's our project Weta-Man going?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Jul 10, 2013, 03:56:31 PM
Um, Dov, the pilot creature is secreting ooze all over the cockpit. I think you should come back.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 10, 2013, 04:05:09 PM
THIS GIANT ROBOT CAN HELP WITH THE SLAUGHTER!!!

*Dovahkiin climbs up Gypsy Danger and enters the cockpit.*

FEEL MY FLESH PENETRATE YOURS!!!

*Dovahkiin punches though pilot creature and throws him out of the mech. Dovahkiin then begins to pilot Gipsy Danger and go for a ma sprint toward Strangefate's headquarters, laughing maniacally.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Novak 1334 on Jul 10, 2013, 04:08:20 PM
Novak emerges from the aftermath of Dovahkiin's dynamite clutching a pineapple and missing a shoe.  He's just in time to see Gypsy Danger sprint away.

"Guys.... Guys?!  This isn't my pineapple!  Guy's seriously..."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 10, 2013, 04:11:27 PM
Mirage steers past the dead bodies of the ogres and runs over Gypsy.

Meanwhile, Joe Troopers, Vipers, Aubotot and Decepticon Combiners assemble at the gates of Strangefates towers for maximum defense, while Strangefate hmself initiates a massive force field.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 10, 2013, 04:18:41 PM
*Dovahkiin picks up Mirage in Gipsy Danger and laughs, as he tosses Mirage around playfully and sadisticly before tearing on of his legs off*

THE FUN NEVER ENDS!

*tears Mirage's Arm off as he cries out in excruciating pain. mirage begs for Strangefate's help.*

STOP SCREAMING!!!

*Dovahkiin crushes mirages body, ending his life*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Jul 10, 2013, 04:19:51 PM
Kiramid adds some Tesla Fist justice to Dov's righteous beatdown.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 10, 2013, 04:21:54 PM
Just then, Predaking emerges from the waters, over towering Gypsy and slices his sword down vertically, bisecting Gypsy and Dovah himself clean.

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At the same time, Ace appears in the sky with a fleet of Skystrikers.

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As does Wild Weasel with some Rattlers.

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All of them destroy the cut remains of Gypsy and Dovah.

The rest of the gang defend Strangefats base, locked and loaded. Strangefates force field strengthens to boost their defenses.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 10, 2013, 04:44:32 PM
OOC: Actually, predaking looks to be about three quarters of Gipsy danger's size.

*Dovahkiin hops out of the bisected Gipsy Danger and dodges a punch from Predaking. Dovahkiin throws a buzz axe with a bundle of dynamite into the back of Predaking's knee. The explosion brings him to his knees. Dovahkiin then uses this opportunity to climb up Predaking and come to rest on his head. Predaking stands up and roars, attempting to grab Dovahkiin. Dovahkiin then climbs onto Predaking's face and tears his eye out before shoving yet another bundle of dynamite into his head. Dovahkiin then jumps off of Predaking's head an looks up at the robot as it attempts to get the dynamite out. He fails as his head explodes violently. Dovahkiin laughs madly as Predaking's corpse falls to the ground*

I CAN FEEL THE DEATH AND PAIN!!! I'LL DRINK IT THROUGH A STRAW MADE FROM YOUR WINDPIPE!!!


*Dovahkiin heard a distant hock voice*

Catch-a-Riiiiide!

*Dovahkiin sees a catch a ride station an digistructs Gipsy Danger into it. Dovahkiin then spawns a brand new Gypsy Danger. He jumps inside and moves closer to the tower*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 10, 2013, 04:55:29 PM
OOC: Didn't know that about Gypsy and Preaking, Dovah.

Ace and Wild Weasel catch up with Dovah with their fleet and follow him towards the mine field, where Strangefate's towers rest ahead with a vast defensive army.

They drop countless bombs while firing bullets, lasers and missiles at Gyspy and Dovah.

Dr. Strangefate sits on his throne, placing his fingers together as he watches.

"Even if he survives that, there's no way he can pass Scrap-Iron's minefield."

Underground, Scrap-Iron fixes the last mine of the field and activates them all. One step onto those, and Gyspy will be blown to junk pieces.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 10, 2013, 05:06:46 PM
*Gipsy Danger fires plasma bolts an destroys Ace and Wildweasel'a fleet. Gipsy Danger steps on the mines and is blown Sky High. Dovahkiin jumps out of the flying mech as it plummets toward Strangefate's army. The fiery, falling Debris destroys half the army while Dovahkiin goes to work on the rest. He mercilessly slaughters the joes and cobras, gaining his strength back with each kill he gets. Auto bots and Decepticons begin piling into Dovahkiin, beating him down. At the last moment, Dovahkiin breaks away from All of them, mutated into his badass psycho form. Dovahkiin kills them all and looks up at shielded tower*

COME AND SAY NIGHTY NIGHT TO THE BLOOD FARIES!!! THEY'RE CALLING TO YOU!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 10, 2013, 05:20:39 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 10, 2013, 05:06:46 PM
*Gipsy Danger fires plasma bolts an destroys Ace and Wildweasel'a fleet. Gipsy Danger steps on the mines and is blown Sky High. Dovahkiin jumps out of the flying mech as it plummets toward Strangefate's army. The fiery, falling Debris destroy Hal the army while Dovahkiin goes to work on the rest. He mercilessly slaughters the joes and cobras, gaining his strength back with each kill he gets. Auto bots and Decepticons begin piling into Dovahkiin, beating him down. At the last moment, Dovahkiin breaks away from All of them, mutated into his badass psycho form. Dovahkiin kills them all and looks up at shielded tower*

COME AND SAY NIGHTY NIGHT TO THE BLOOD FARIES!!! THEY'RE CALLING TO YOU!!!

Dr. Strangefate appears from the high balcony of his towers and looks down to see his men struggling with Dovah. He shakes his head and sighs.

"Such a pest."

Raising a hand, his mind delves into Dovah's body, searching around until Dovah's heart comes to his vision.

"Ah, yes."

Dovah stops fighting, clutching his chest as his heart begins to pump uncontrolably at an increasing rate. It makes him scream in agony. Within moments, his heart explodes within his body. Dovah bleeds internally as he spits out blood as he falls back defeated.

Strangefate lowers his hand.

"You underestimated my true power."

Joes gather pieces of the Gypsy for research whilst Cobras carry away Dovah's dead body and bury it under the ground in Scrap-Iron's mine field.

Dovah's soul is sent to the Other World where he must attend to the check-in office and face judgement with King Yemma.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 10, 2013, 06:00:26 PM
*Respawns at New-U station.*

SORRY, THAT'S NOT MY RELIGION!!!

*Dovahkiin drives to Strangefate's lair. Strangefate appears to fight once more. Before Strangefate can comment, Dovahkiin immediately throws a buzzaxe, the weapon embedding itself in Strangefate's face. Strangefate falls to the ground and Dovahkiin runs up to Strangefate and slides on the ground, kicking Strangefate's knees back, breaking his legs. Dovahkiin uppercuts Strangefate onto his back. As Dovahkiin raises a buzzaxe, Strangefate enters Dovahkiin's body again. Just as Strangefate's consciousness reaches Dovahkiin's brain, instead of his heart this time, he comes face to face with Dovahkiin's consciousness.*

FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU! FOOL ME TWICE AND I'LL TEAR YOUR INSIDES OUT AND EAT THEM FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER EVERY DAY BEFORE THE HOLOCAUST OF YOUR ENTIRE WORLD!!!

*Dovahkiin's consciousness fights Strangefate's and brutalizes it, as well as bombarding it with horrible, gruesome and terrible images from his deranged mind. Strangefate's injured consciousness reenters his body and he starts screaming, now seeing the madness within Dovahkiin's mind every time he blinks.*

You have made life a living hell for everyone in the pillowfighting thread just because you could. I have vowed to make this insane side of me kill only the deserving...and I'd say you deserve this...Oh...Looks like he's coming...BACK!!! HAHAHAHA, I CAN FEEL, TASTE, SEE, AND HEAR YOUR SUFFERING!!! SO MAKE LIKE A LEATHER LOVESEAT COUCH AND EXPLODE INTO BLOODY PIECES!!!

*Dovahkiin grabs the shaking Strangefate by the head and decapitates him, his corpse falling to the ground. He then throws the head up into the air and flip kicks it into the mouth of a dead transformer's decapitated head.*

THAT'S A GOOOAL!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 10, 2013, 08:28:05 PM
*Pops up in between Omega and Predxeno with a bag of popcorn and sits down*

You guys watching this stuff, Dova can give a speech I'll give him that.

*Eats some popcorn*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 10, 2013, 09:13:25 PM
*Turns to Lie*

ANIME GUY?!?! YOU WERE A PILE OF GLORIOUS ASHES!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: RagingDragon on Jul 11, 2013, 08:30:34 AM
Appears and doubles over, clutching at stomach. Suddenly lurches upright and shrieks, screams, a long and piercing wail. Stomach bursts with cyst-like clumps of green particulate matter, an algae or bacteria of some sort. It spreads with an unprecedented speed, crawling across the metal like a living thing, an abomination...

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 11, 2013, 11:42:42 AM
Strangefate's towers have been left deserted and abandoned for days. A lone Joe Trooper appears and picks up Strangefate's severed head concealed within his helmet. He quietly walks away into an underground lair.

Down there, a ritual takes place. Joes, Autobots, Cobras and Decepticons line up in an assembly where Strangefate's head lies.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yojoe.com%2Fimages%2Fresize%2Fw%2FMAX%2Fcardback%2Fexplosion%2Fimages%2Fcrystal34expfront.jpg&hash=8dd3e6045dd22cd79b70e4ddd95a4e937587b46a)

Crystal Ball steps forward in deep meditation, seeking the lost spirit of their master. He opens his eyes after discovering it. He draws it back to Hell where his minions await him.

Soon, the helmet rises and out from the ground, so does the body of Strangefate. Cries of joy and relief greet Dr. Strangefate as he has been resurrected.

"I live...again." Dr. Strangefate says, quoting an Evil Dead line. "Now to settle some unfinished business."

A few days later...

Whilst Lie and Dovah are conversing, a blinding light shines down upon them from the skies. Down descends Dr. Strangefate accompanied by Cyclonus, Scourge and a small army of Sweeps.

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"Greetings, gentlemen," he says, carrying in his arms a Martian like ray gun, "No please, hold your applauses, coming back to life wasn't that hard. Getting out of hell though, well, that's another story."

Lie and Dovah remain silent.

"Ahem, to the point," Strangefate continues, glancing at his gun, "here you see Dr: Mindbender's latest invention. Now, now, this is no killing machine. In fact, it is something far much better. And you two will be the first guinea pigs to try it out. Observe!"

Strangefate zaps both of them, transforming them into savage, vicious, bearded, bloodthirsty Scotsmen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oXpc-59Cdo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oXpc-59Cdo#)

5 minutes later...

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Lie and Dovah are tqken back into Hell, into an underground wrestling ring just below Strangefate's owers. His army, who are cheering both of them on as spectators, surround them.

Dr. Strangefate is seen sitting casually on his throne far from the ring.

"Now gentlemen, I'd like to play a little game. Both of you must fight each other to the death; no weapons, no guns, no magic, no back-ups, nothing. You must kill with your cold bare hands. Whoever wins will be free to leave and will inherit one of my old towers for residence, plus a sum of 6 trillion dollars IN CASH.

Tomax and Xamot hold the suitcase of cash beside Strangefate.

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Lie and Dovah notice metallic ring collars locked around their necks.

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"Oh, and if any of you gentlemen attempt to escape this gruesome match, then thosecollars will cut off your heqds clean off, which would be most unpleasant."

The crowd grows impatient and cheers on for Lie and Dovah to fight.

"Remember, only your hands can save you if you wish to stay alive. It's survival of the fittest here. Now...BEGIN!"

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Zarana rings the bell. Joes and Autobots have placed their bets on Lie to win, while Cobras and Decepticons have theirs on Dovah.

Lie and Dovah wrestle savagely and fall to the ground. Their very survival depends on the outcome of this match.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 11, 2013, 03:20:52 PM
*Dovahkiin throws lie and looks around, being filled with rage that he is once again being made the guinea pig of some sick experiment. As his rage increases, his power increases as well. He begins to roar with anger as he transforms into his Badass psycho form. Since he doesn't try to escape while he transforms, Dovahkiin's collar doesnt decapitate him. Instead, as his neck grows, it breaks the collar.*

I will not be made an experiment of again...But you wanted him...YOU...GOT HIM!!! RRRAAAAGHHH!!!!

*Dovahkiin jumps off the stage and begins mercilessly slaughtering anyone in his line of sight. Among the most gruesome kills is where he pick's up a joe and cobra and smashes them together several times before crushing their heads together and using the "head ball" to destroy a decepticon. Dovahkiin looks up and sees Strangefate.*

THE SKY WILL RAIN BLOOD AND MEAT AND YOU WILL BE HERE TO SEE EVERYTHING!!!

*Dovahkiin throws a buzzaxe with dynamite strapped to it. It explodes, sending Strangefate flying out of his throne.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Novak 1334 on Jul 11, 2013, 03:31:07 PM
Novak having missed everything, is on the run.  Being pursued across country by Deadpool on a mountain bike.  He's still no closer to finding out who's pineapple he's carrying, nor does he know what transpired at Strangefate's tower.  Hearing Dovahkiin's cry of rage he breaks cover, only for Deadpool to dismount and pursue on foot!

"Wade seriously, I mentioned in my review you were the only good part of Origins!  Stop swinging that sword at me! It's not funny anymore!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 11, 2013, 03:47:38 PM
Dr. Strangefate gets up frantically and fetches his ray gun, zapping both Dovah and Lie with it. Both transform back into Scotsmen again with red beards and kilts, and are ordered to leave.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffrivolousmonsters.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F04%2Fmonty-python-science-fiction-blancmange-scotsman.jpg&hash=41739dc4c301f24726856c5359c00eceec4f1f04)

Bagpipes are played. Lie and Dovah, one arm raised, march out of Strangefate's HQ through the back door and out of Hell, making for the Scottish mountains.

"And what's this?"

Strangefate looks at a security vid and sees Novak being chased by Deadpool.

"Bring them both in here. Our fight isn't over yet."

1 hour later...

Novak is stuck in the wrestling ring with Deadpool, both wearing neck collars and forced to fight for their lives.

Strangefate returns to his throne and claps his hands.

"Let the battle continue."

Zarana rings the bell again.

He watches as Deadpool takes the first swing at Novakwith his sword, who is still holding his pineapple.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 12, 2013, 11:55:28 PM
*Breaks marching formation and jumps down the side of a cliff changing clothes while falling and grapples onto the side of the cliff*

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Dova can get himself out, I'll move on my ones for now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 13, 2013, 02:42:49 AM
I HAVE A BEARD?!?!?!?! I'LL NEVER HAVE A BEARD!!! THE ONLY BEARD I'LL EVER HAVE WILL BE ONE MADE OF THE FLESH AND BLOOD OF MY MOST BELIVED BABY!!!

*tears beard off*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KiramidHead on Jul 13, 2013, 03:46:12 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 13, 2013, 02:42:49 AM
I HAVE A BEARD?!?!?!?! I'LL NEVER HAVE A BEARD!!! THE ONLY BEARD I'LL EVER HAVE WILL BE ONE MADE OF THE FLESH AND BLOOD OF MY MOST BELIVED BABY!!!

*tears beard off*

I'll decorate my mantle with it.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Lie on Jul 17, 2013, 09:32:26 PM
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Wow, to think this place is dead WITHOUT Charles... Sheeeeiit.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 17, 2013, 09:37:48 PM
Yeeeah. It used to not be. I miss those days.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 18, 2013, 05:07:52 PM
A finger taps Dovah's shoulder from behind. It's Road Pig.

"Special telegram from Dr. Strangefate down from Hell. You have..."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110504172351%2Fgijoe%2Fimages%2F7%2F76%2FRoad_Pig_Marvel_140.jpg&hash=7df94bbb5210d232002f01ed65dee8a7a74240e9)

Road Pig bashes Dovah against the wall and picks him up. He walks over to a nearby drum can filled with toxic waste and dunks Dovah in it, drowning him like this poor fellow:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36HKO408oa4#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36HKO408oa4#ws)

Road Pig leaves, leaving his half-submerged body to rot.

Elsewhere...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages4.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20100809184210%2Ftfumux%2Fimages%2F3%2F3b%2FRugrat.jpg&hash=a396b298efb8dda11a0b1115eefd70e6aff49ede)

Rugrat enters Lie's house and goes to his bathroom where he finds Lie taking a shower. He offers a 'kind' message to Lie on behalf of Strangefate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzKAut3sVrw# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzKAut3sVrw#)

Rugrat leaves him bloodied and bruised in his bathroom.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 18, 2013, 08:16:36 PM
*Dovahkiin emerges from toxic waste, growling a look of murder in his eyes. He has been mutated by the toxic waste and he is extremely angry.*

I FEEL THE AGONY! IT'S ALL INSIDE MY HEAD! AUUGH GETITOUTGETITOUT!!!

*Jams a buzz saw blade into his own skull.*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foyster.ignimgs.com%2Fmediawiki%2Fapis.ign.com%2Fborderlands-2%2Fthumb%2Fa%2Fa8%2FSPLITTING_HEADACHE_HAHAHA.jpg%2F228px-SPLITTING_HEADACHE_HAHAHA.jpg&hash=4b07148ab351a2ed705b9115e950647385d4c319)

BETTER.

*Dovahkiin walks out of the toxic waste.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jul 19, 2013, 07:52:03 PM
What the hell kind of madness is this?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 19, 2013, 10:42:43 PM
THE KILLING IS SO WONDERFUL!!! LIKE A MOTHER'S LOVING EMBRACE BEFORE YOU USE THE HOT FIRE POKER TO PRODUCE SWEET SCREAMS OF ECSTASY!!!

*Looks at Ghost Rider*

I'm sorry for this, but I can only control him for a short while. What I meant to say was...urgh...ah...YAAAADO YOU WISH TO PARTAKE THE THE BAPTISM OF BLOOD?!?!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jul 19, 2013, 10:44:04 PM
*stares intently.*

My cause is Vengeance. Nothing more.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 19, 2013, 11:09:07 PM
BUT THE BLOOD IS ETERNAL!!! YOU MUST LOVE THE SHOWERS OFTHE WARM BODILY FLUIDS WHEN YOUR WEPON PENETRATES THEIR FLEEESHH...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 19, 2013, 11:10:01 PM
A telepathic voice reaches Ghost Rider's mind.

"Ghost Rider..."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jul 19, 2013, 11:12:01 PM
"What is it, mortal?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 19, 2013, 11:12:55 PM
"Come to me and join us in Hell."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jul 19, 2013, 11:13:25 PM
No.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 19, 2013, 11:14:50 PM
"Very well..."

Dr. Strangefate's mind takes control of Ghost Rider's body and makes him punch Dovah in the face.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 19, 2013, 11:16:19 PM
*Dovahkiin, recovering from the punch, comes back and headbutts Ghost Rider knocking him on his back.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 19, 2013, 11:17:46 PM
Dr. Strangefate makes GR kick Dovah in the balls.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Ghost Rider on Jul 19, 2013, 11:23:09 PM
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 19, 2013, 11:26:27 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jul 19, 2013, 11:23:09 PM
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/1/11352/760933-752033_ghost_rider_20071109042239080_640w_super.jpg

"You'll have to come to Hell and find me, bonehead."

Dr. Strangefate takes control of GR's hands and forces him to strangle himself with his own chain-whip.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 19, 2013, 11:28:08 PM
*pills chain away from Ghost Rider*

FIND ME, YOU COWARDLY MAN AND I'LL USE YOUR OWN CAPE TO SQUEEZE YOUR HEAD OFF!!! I'LL THEN USE YOUR HEAD AS A BOWL FOR MY BLOOD STEW!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 19, 2013, 11:36:30 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 19, 2013, 11:28:08 PM
*pills chain away from Ghost Rider*

FIND ME, YOU COWARDLY MAN AND I'LL USE YOUR OWN CAPE TO SQUEEZE YOUR HEAD OFF!!! I'LL THEN USE YOUR HEAD AS A BOWL FOR MY BLOOD STEW!!!

"Ha, mere words do not intimidate me, weakling. Perhaps it is YOU who is cowardly to return to Hell and face my legions."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy6%2FCharlesXavier%2FStrangefateGhostRider_zps8870361b.jpg&hash=9723a32dd852e5f37d065c42368d80338a1955b5)

Strangefate takes control of GR's mind again and forces him to wrap his chain-whip around Dovah's neck, squeezing the life out of him.

"Now feel death."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 20, 2013, 05:04:14 AM
I EMBRACE THE PAAAIN!!!

*Breaks from chains and knocks Ghost Rider's posessed body away.*

SIMPLY TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE AND THE SLAUGHTER CAN COMMENCE!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Jul 20, 2013, 05:14:55 AM
"Yo, Dov! I think I have an effective weapon!"

*loads mysterious canister*

"Fire away!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 20, 2013, 05:20:34 AM
*Grabs canister*

YYYAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*Fires with wild abandon*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KiramidHead on Jul 20, 2013, 05:28:34 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 20, 2013, 05:20:34 AM
*Grabs canister*

YYYAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*Fires with wild abandon*

"It's a very special concoction. Use it well."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 20, 2013, 10:39:01 AM
Dr. Strangefate takes possession of KiramidHead and makes him stab Dovah in the back with a combat knife, its blade deeply penetrated.

"Walk away from that one, Dovah."

Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 20, 2013, 05:04:14 AM
SIMPLY TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE AND THE SLAUGHTER CAN COMMENCE!!!

"Very well. You must venture back into the depths of Hell miles ahead, past the bloody pools, past the hordes of ogres..."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20100617061336%2Fdragonball%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fd9%2FHellGozMezDBZ.png&hash=6d054219a22b1736bf3500aa05fa273b5a175b1a)
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"...there lies Arkham Tower, my impenetrable base."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.visit-the-world.com%2Fimages%2Fburj-dubai-tower.jpg&hash=bbbfa657717ac1a9a6025de73469c3a82efa1f21)

"Come and get me if you dare."

Dr. Strangefate preps up defenses in his base.

Tanks roll out from Arkham Tower.

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They consist of MOBATs (for the Joe Troopers) and CATs (for the Vipers).

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yojoe.com%2Fimages%2Fresize%2Fw%2F350%2Fvehicles%2F82%2Fmobat%2Fmobat_title.jpg&hash=7717c43f6fc5990477a607bde6e0d696a48542be)
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A single MOBAT and CAT lead the huge battalion, driven by Duke and Cobra Commander respectively.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fa%2Faa%2FGijoeDuke.JPG&hash=7e341e7e344de269257ca0d869ace4cdfbadb1f3)
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FLAKs, Cobra ASPs, Air Defenses and Cobra Bunkers are positioned around the tower in a perimeter to heavily boost defenses.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yojoe.com%2Fimages%2Fresize%2Fw%2F350%2Fvehicles%2F82%2Fflak%2Fflak_title.jpg&hash=c2d53b726ed1f063e9758aa817a94efb613747eb)
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Ace appears in the sky with a fleet of Skystrikers for air defense.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2Foriginal%2F4%2F48250%2F920478-ace_rah.jpg&hash=cb480afc26810972aab433e393cb170226c03394)
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As does Wild Weasel with some Rattlers.

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Numerous W.H.A.L.E.s and Water Moccasins, lead by Gung-Ho and Copperhead, patrol the bloody moat encircling Arkham Tower.

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Combiners, Autobot and Decepticon alike, surround the tower as further defense:

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Thousands of Joe Troopers and Vipers, along with the rest of the Autobots and Decepticons, take battle positions.

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Dr. Strangefate appears atop of his tower.

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He raises his hand, casting a spell which creates a massive force field.

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"Dovah, before you go rushing into Hell in vain, I suggest you gather a vast army of allies, if you're really serious about defeating me. You and I know that your Gypsy Danger won't be able to handle this battle alone...

Spoiler
...and besides, don't you need TWO people to steer that thing?"
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Jul 20, 2013, 02:04:59 PM
"Possession? Please. I was just playing along. I really stabbed him in a place without any vital organs."

*pulls out laser, cauterizes Dov's wounds*

"Get your ass up, soldier, and fire another SoV shell!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Jul 20, 2013, 02:48:43 PM
*puts hand on cauterized wound and turns around befor snarling. begins trimming toward the entrance to hell alone.*

You really think I fear anything you have to throw at me, Strangefate? I've slaughtered entire clans of bandits within ten minutes withou breaking a sweat. The weakest of those bandits could eat your soldiers alive. I've destroyed giant mechs and stood on their empty husks before...before...RRRRRAAAAAGGGHHH!!! IM GOING TO PEEL OFF YOUR EYELIDS AND MAKE YOU WATCH ME MAKE BALLOON ANIMALS PUT OF YOUR ENTRAILS!!!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Jul 20, 2013, 06:28:50 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 20, 2013, 02:48:43 PM
You really think I fear anything you have to throw at me, Strangefate? I've slaughtered entire clans of bandits within ten minutes withou breaking a sweat. The weakest of those bandits could eat your soldiers alive. I've destroyed giant mechs and stood on their empty husks before...before...RRRRRAAAAAGGGHHH!!! IM GOING TO PEEL OFF YOUR EYELIDS AND MAKE YOU WATCH ME MAKE BALLOON ANIMALS PUT OF YOUR ENTRAILS!!!

"Shout and scream all you want, weakling, but you're only embarrassing yourself with those lies. You don't frighten us, pig dog, go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so called Donut-kin, you and your silly Gypsy Dipsh!t!"

In the far far distance from Hell's entrance, Dr. Strangefate blows a raspberry from the balcony of his tower.

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Down at a Cobra Missile Command HQ, a massive atomic missile is prepared.

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Strangefate gives the order:

"Fire the missile!"

The missile is launched past the force field, past the orgres, past the blood pools and out from Hell, taking a direct hit at Dovah and KiramidHead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-22tna7KHzI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-22tna7KHzI#)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Aug 06, 2013, 05:31:01 AM
COMMENCE REBOOT OF SCENARIO

*Dovahkiin aimlessly wanders through the desert, slaughtering only the deserving and protecting the innocent. Two psyches plague him. His former self, now suppressed, keeps the deranged, murderous beast he's become in check, directing it to only kill those who prey on the weak and innocent.*

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Aug 06, 2013, 12:47:27 PM
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Dr. Strangefate looks down from his balcony upon the miles and miles of wasteland. His army stands before him, awaiting his first order.

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Dr. Strangefate's enhanced and superior mind senses Dovah in the far distance. The Night Creepers step forward.

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"Seize him and bring him to me." is Strangefate's first order.

The Night Creepers obey. They find Dovah wandering aimlessly and take no hesitation to string him up, a la Wolverine, and drag him back to Strangefate's tower.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Aug 06, 2013, 08:04:28 PM
*Looks around Strangefate's tower, then at the Night Creepers.*

SO, HOW'S YOUR BLOOD?! I KNOW THAT IT WOULD FEEL SO NICE FLOWING ALL OVER MY PECS THAT HAVE PECS OF THEIR OWN. SO WHEN YOU HAVE NO WHERE TO GO, FIND MY AXE WITH YOUR FACE!!! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*Dovahkiin detonates a bundle of dynamite he had stashed away, killing half the Night Creepers and setting him free. Dovahkiin grabs his buzzaxe.*

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TIME TO SPREAD SOME PAIN AND SUFFERING!!!

*Goes about mercilessly slaughtering the Night Creepers. They panic when they realize that their weapons only serve to fuel Dovahkiin's rampage.*

SUCH A PRETTY FACILITY. WOULD ONLY LOOK BETTER BATHED...IN YOUR BLOOOOOD!!!


Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Aug 06, 2013, 08:45:40 PM
Before Dovah can wreak more havoc, he is in the hiney by a tranquilizer dart. Dovah slumps unconscious within seconds. Gnawgahyde steps out from the shadows, lowering his tranquilizer gun.

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"Excellent work, Gnawgahyde." Strangefate says. "Now take him far away to sea. I have other matters to attend to right here."

Dovah is transferred to a secured cell in a U.S.S. Flagg ship, and taken far across the ocean away from Strangefate's tower and in the middle of nowhere, where he will soon be fed to the sharks.

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Dovah is chained up, standing by the edge of a plank and ordered to drop down into the water where sharks roam.

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"Walk the plank!" Croc Master orders. "WALK THE PLANK BEFORE MY CROCODILES GET YOU FIRST!"

Joe Troopers points their guns at Dovah in case he tries to make a smart move. Growing impatient, Croc Master steps on the plank, flipping Dovah intot he water where is he painfully dismembered by sharks.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Aug 07, 2013, 05:57:58 AM
*Meanwhile thousands of miles away*
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"Now to destroy the past to save the future."
*I ride off into the sunset*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Aug 08, 2013, 01:23:54 AM
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The Stunticons detect Terx on the road and violently ram him aside, making him roll down a rocky hill.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Aug 08, 2013, 01:48:54 AM
I take it I'm f**ked, then?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Aug 08, 2013, 02:01:30 AM
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The Dinobots hunt down KiramidHead and find him.

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Grimlock grabs him with his hand, squeezing him to death.

Dr. Strangefate laughs in his tower. "MWA-HA-HA! Soon the world will be mine!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Aug 08, 2013, 02:26:20 AM
Wait, I found a solution.

*jumps into adamantium smaurai robot suit.

"Let's do this."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Aug 08, 2013, 03:06:12 AM
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The Dinobots charge at KiramidHead all at once, knocking him to the floor. Grimlocks chomps off one of the suit's hands. Slag unleashes fire breath in attempts to melt the adamantium enough to expose KiramidHead. The others wait patiently.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Aug 08, 2013, 09:23:25 AM
"Thanks. For the boost."
*I hit 88 miles per hour and vanish into the past*
"Where or when I go doesn't matter. You'll see me again. Sometime."
*My voice echos in everyones mind*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Aug 08, 2013, 12:31:27 PM
*jumps on the back of the nearest person*

GOODBYE TIEN!

*explodes leaving a small crater*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Aug 08, 2013, 02:22:30 PM
Strangefate looks out of the curtain of his tower and sees a small explosion in the sky.

"What was that?"

He patiently awaits Terx's return. A Viper enters his throne to inform him that Dovah's body was never recovered from the sea, presumed still alive.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 13, 2013, 11:07:56 PM
What follows this statement is my final attempt to revive the Pillowfighting thread. Guys, give this a chance. We used to have a lot of fun in here. Charles, try to avoid getting too ridiculous with your responses, as I am 100% sure that this is what turned everyone off this thread in the first place.

*Rapture, 1963*

*Dovahkiin, now converted into an Alpha Series Big Daddy, roams Rapture with his Little Sister Sarah as they gather ADAM from
The various corpses scattered around the city.
*

Sarah: Come on, Daddy! Adam is near!

*Sarah giggles as she continues to lead Dovahkiin through the dank, dark hallways. Dovahkiin attempts to speak, but finds that his ability to speak has been replaced by deep groans and moans. Dovahkiin notices a Gatherer's Garden vending machine that has been raided. Now that he has mysteriously regained free will, he approaches the raided vending machine. Sarah notices him and grabs his hand as she follows him.*

Sarah: What are we doing, Daddy?

*Even though Dovahkiin has regained his free will, his attachment to little Sarah remains strong. He attempts to answer her, but all he produces is a deep growl. Dovahkiin places Sarah into a chair and draws a syringe and a plasmid from the machine. Using hand gestures, Dovahkiin tells Sarah to inject him with the Plasmid.*

Sarah: Okay, Daddy! Will it hurt you?

*Dovahkiin shakes his head, moving the helmet he wears back and forth. With a small smile, Sarah injects the Plasmid into Dovahkiin's arm. Dovahkiin's genetic code is rewritten, making Dovahkiin release a roar of agony as he falls forward onto the floor. Electricity sprouts from Dovahkiin's fingertips. Sarah, terrified for Dovahkiin's safety, begins crying.*

Sarah: Daddy?! Daddy are you okay?!

*The pain wears off and Dovahkiin shakes his head as he stands up and gains his footing.*

Sarah: Daddy?

*Dovahkiin lightly rubs Sarah's head as he moves back to the machine and injects himself with various other plasmids. The pain still strikes him, but it is lessened with each plasmid. After Dovahkiin finishes, he posesses a wide assortment of unorthodox powers and physical capabilities, added to his incredible strength already augmented to fit as a Big Daddy. Dovahkiin lifts Sarah onto his shoulder, the little sister giggling happily.*

Sarah: Are we going to get more ADAM, Daddy?

*Dovahkiin grunts as they continue on throughout the hallways.*

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 13, 2013, 11:12:31 PM
I must say, that's a nice set, Dov.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 14, 2013, 03:48:49 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Sep 13, 2013, 11:07:56 PM
Charles, try to avoid getting too ridiculous with your responses, as I am 100% sure that this is what turned everyone off this thread in the first place.
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So, how shall we go about with this? Should I use less images, keep my posts shorter or use less humor? I'm no psychic here, so I'm not entirely sure what pleases you guys and what doesn't. Please kindly tell me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 14, 2013, 03:55:36 AM
It's just that you make yourself so impossible to beat, or even get to for that matter. You keep setting up forcefields and things like that and calling in insane amounts of support, making to where once I or whoever is fighting you finally gets to you to start the fight, and you just teleport away or something, or kill off our characters, or make some dramatic change to our characters (Like Dova nemesis or turning Lie I think it was into the joker jr.). The whole idea is to keep it going, but not keep yourself impossible to beat. It just honestly annoys many people on this thread.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 14, 2013, 04:21:59 AM
Well, granted. That's all true.

Though to be fair, I do admit defeat sometimes and let you guys kill me (albeit briefly) twice, if memory serves correctly. But yes, killing your characters off with ease and/or changing them dramatically was going overboard. So on those accounts, Dovah, you have my word when I say I won't do that again. No more sporadic/instant killings or silly transformations. Promise.

As for my support group (ie 'invincible' army of Transformers/Joes/Cobras), I think I'll keep them. But seriously, that doesn't mean you guys can't form your own armies as well. Heck, you can make them even better than mine. Look at Terx for instance, his minions from Hell constantly overthrew me and kicked me out of my home, and I let it happen.

But listen, if it still bothers you, I'll make my character (Strangefate) less overpowering and give you guys more opportunity to beat me to a pulp, okay? My army might still intervene but you can EASILY sweep them off. And as for teleporting and running away, I've never done that since I took the character of Strangefate. So don't expect it.

And yes, I could change my character completely but...meh, maybe later. I still dig Strangefate's attire.  ;)

Spoiler
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[close]

Is that all okay for you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 14, 2013, 04:25:48 AM
I'm game to get this started back up if others join as well.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 14, 2013, 04:34:19 AM
Eh, I lost track ages ago. I remember we were fighting kaiju with Gipsy Danger, then all this weird shit happened.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 14, 2013, 04:43:48 AM
I reset the scenario. So anyone who wants to join back can change their character if they want to.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 14, 2013, 01:43:49 PM
Excellent.

*puts on helmet and cape, grabs staff and prepares for his villainous role*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 14, 2013, 02:02:00 PM
Reposting scenario for start of reboot.

*Rapture, 1963*

*Dovahkiin, now converted into an Alpha Series Big Daddy, roams Rapture with his Little Sister Sarah as they gather ADAM from
The various corpses scattered around the city.
*

Sarah: Come on, Daddy! Adam is near!

*Sarah giggles as she continues to lead Dovahkiin through the dank, dark hallways. Dovahkiin attempts to speak, but finds that his ability to speak has been replaced by deep groans and moans. Dovahkiin notices a Gatherer's Garden vending machine that has been raided. Now that he has mysteriously regained free will, he approaches the raided vending machine. Sarah notices him and grabs his hand as she follows him.*

Sarah: What are we doing, Daddy?

*Even though Dovahkiin has regained his free will, his attachment to little Sarah remains strong. He attempts to answer her, but all he produces is a deep growl. Dovahkiin places Sarah into a chair and draws a syringe and a plasmid from the machine. Using hand gestures, Dovahkiin tells Sarah to inject him with the Plasmid.*

Sarah: Okay, Daddy! Will it hurt you?

*Dovahkiin shakes his head, moving the helmet he wears back and forth. With a small smile, Sarah injects the Plasmid into Dovahkiin's arm. Dovahkiin's genetic code is rewritten, making Dovahkiin release a roar of agony as he falls forward onto the floor. Electricity sprouts from Dovahkiin's fingertips. Sarah, terrified for Dovahkiin's safety, begins crying.*

Sarah: Daddy?! Daddy are you okay?!

*The pain wears off and Dovahkiin shakes his head as he stands up and gains his footing.*

Sarah: Daddy?

*Dovahkiin lightly rubs Sarah's head as he moves back to the machine and injects himself with various other plasmids. The pain still strikes him, but it is lessened with each plasmid. After Dovahkiin finishes, he posesses a wide assortment of unorthodox powers and physical capabilities, added to his incredible strength already augmented to fit as a Big Daddy. Dovahkiin lifts Sarah onto his shoulder, the little sister giggling happily.*

Sarah: Are we going to get more ADAM, Daddy?

*Dovahkiin grunts as they continue on throughout the hallways.*

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 14, 2013, 02:29:46 PM
The screen flickers. A montage of rioting, warfare and natural disasters is played on every channel around the world. A menacing terrorist in a golden helmet, red cape, wielding a powerful staff, appears. He paces back and forth, looking down upon a group of innocent children, barely in their teens, kneeling and blindfolded in a straight row in front of him.

He shakes his head, locks his hands behind his back and walks away as a line of Joe Troopers and Vipers line up together, loading their assault rifles, and execute the children with bullets to their heads. Parents watching scream in horror but are held back by giant robots, known as the Transformers.

Millions of followers, including Joes, Cobras, Autobots and Decepticons (all under his eternal control) gather in appraisal and cheer for their leader, Dr. Strangefate, who will bring a new balance to the world. He makes an announcement on television:

"Some people call me a terrorist. I consider myself a teacher. America. Ready for another lesson? In 1864, in Sand Creek, Colorado, the U.S. Military waited until the friendly Cheyenne Braves had all gone hunting. Waited to attack and slaughter the families left behind. And claim their land. Thirty-nine hours ago, the Ali al-Salam Air Base in Kuwait was attacked. I...I...I did that. A quaint military church, filled with wives and children, of course. The soldiers were out on maneuvers. The 'Braves' were away. Mr. President, you continue to resist my attempts to educate you, sir. And now, you've missed me again. You don't know who I am. You don't know where I am. And you'll never see me coming."

The broadcast abruptly ends, leaving people around the globe stricken with fear and terror. Can Dovahkin, Sarah and their allies stop this evil threat from dominating the world?

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 14, 2013, 03:24:11 PM
Alright, I guess.

*Aquilonia, the Hyborian Age.*

A middle aged man sits on the throne. He holds a sheathed sword on his lap, and reminisces about his youth. He remembers the toil upon the Wheel of Pain, the excitement upon first gaining freedom, and thrill of robbing from the cult of Set. He remembers finding and ultimately losing his love, and his revenge upon the man who slaughtered his people. He wishes to return to those days of freedom, before the kingdom, before responsibility. He stands up.

Kiramid: "Wizard, I require your services!"

A small oriental man steps in. His appearance belies the true extent of his power

Wizard: "Yes, my lord? What is it you wish?"

Kiramid: "I want a taste of adventure, of freedom, once more before old age takes and I can no longer escape the throne. What's more, I want something new. I want to see things no man of this age has seen, and fight in battles unimaginable."

The Wizard bows his head, and steps back. He spreads his arms and begins to chant.

Wizard: HmmmmmMMMMmmmmmmMMMMMmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm

Kiramid is enveloped in a flash of blinding white light, and then passes out. He wakes up, lying face down on a surface made of... steel? He sits himself up and beholds even greater wonder. He sees walls and a roof that look invisible, and schools of fish swimming overhead through murky water.

Kiramid: Crom!

This was a new adventure, indeed.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 14, 2013, 05:47:14 PM
*Dovahkiin and Sarah witness the events on a screen. Sarah gasps and covers her mouth.*

Sarah: Daddy! We have to stop him!

*Dovahkiin sympathises with the situation, shakes his head and points toward a corpse, ready to be harvested for its ADAM.*

Sarah: No, Daddy! We have to stop the bad man!

*Dovahkiin once again points toward the corpse and grunts.*

Sarah: I'm going, Daddy! With or without you!

*Dovahkiin groans tiredly as he follows Sarah in the direction of the bathysphere leading out of Rapture. As he turns a corner, he discovers Sarah standing before a middle aged man, a sheathed sword on his belt. Dovahkiin quickly grabs Sarah and puts her behind him.*

Sarah: Who is that man, Daddy?

*Dovahkiin growls, preparing to defend his Little Sister to the death. He revs his drill as electricity emanates from his hand.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 14, 2013, 08:28:56 PM
"Crom!"

Kiramid pulls back, keeping his eye on this strange metal man with lightning sprouting from its fingers. He draws his Atlantean sword as a precaution.

Splicer: "Oi, look what I got, ya wanker!"

The metal thing's little girl screams as a deformed man in ratty clothing snatches her away.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 14, 2013, 10:10:45 PM
*Dovahkiin roars loudly with fury as he shoots the splicer in the lower back with a rivet, making him cry out in pain as he falls forward, dropping Sarah. Dovahkiin quickly moves up to the injured splicer as he begs for mercy. Dovahkiin shows none as he plunges his spinning drill into the splicer's chest, tearing him in half. Dovahkiin then quickly moves to Sarah's side, fearing for her safety. She giggles sweetly.*

Sarah: I'm okay, daddy! Don't worry.

*Dovahkiin strokes her head softly before putting her on his shoulder and turning to face the unknown warrior once again.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 15, 2013, 12:33:31 AM
Kiramid backs down, not wanting to exacerbate the situation any further. He sheathes his sword and begins to walk away.

*Female sighing*

Spider Splicer: "Is it someone new?"

A meat hook flies towards Kiramid, and only barely misses his head. He looks up, and sees the Spider Splicer crawling on the ceiling. He climbs up the wall towards her, a Cimmerian skill he hasn't used in an age. He clambers up and jumps, slashing the hideous female in half. He falls down to the floor, and begins searching the corpse for loot, He finds a syringe full of glowing fluid, but does not know what to do with it.

"Crom!"

He turns. Dovahkiin is still there, watching him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 15, 2013, 12:59:20 AM
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Panic strikes Rapture as Piranacon and a group of Eels terrorize its inhabitants. The giant Decepticon tramples on several innocent bystanders and points his sword towards Sarah in the distance.

"We have located the girl!" reports one of the Eels. "Orders form Dr. Strangefate; take her alive! We need to retrieve a sample of her healing factor. I repeat; TAKE HER ALIVE!"

Piranacon comes charging in and slaps aside KiramidHead, reaching a hand to grab Sarah...

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 15, 2013, 01:12:38 AM
Oh, for f**k's sake.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 15, 2013, 01:15:40 AM
*As Pihranacon reaches for Sarah, his arm is completely demolished by Dovahkiin drilling through it. Pihranacon screams in agony as Dovahkiin shocks him with the electrobolt plasmid before knocking him over and drilling straight through his head.*

Sarah: Daddy!

*Dovahkiin sees Sarah being carried away by an eel. He bellows as he charges at inhuman speed to knock the eel down. He lights the eel on fire with the incinerate! plasmid and watches him burn as he returns Sarah to his shoulder. He turns and begins killing attacking eels, crushing their bones with each punch and drilling through their bodies. Sarah looks at Kiramidhead, lying on the ground.*

Sarah: Mister! Get up! Are you okay?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 15, 2013, 04:26:18 AM
Kiramid opens his eyes, and sits up.

"What in Crom's name was that?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 15, 2013, 04:46:38 AM
*Kiramid looks up to see Dovahkiin standing above him. Sarah sits perched on his shoulder. She smiles at him. Dovahkiin growls.*

Sarah: Are you okay? You took a pretty hard bump. Let's help him, daddy.

*Dovahkiin holds out a hand to help Kiramid up.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 15, 2013, 12:03:35 PM
Elsewhere...

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In Strangefate's tower, General Hawk informs his master of the failed attempt to capturing Sarah. The Seacons and Eels have been killed by Dovah.

"No matter. There will be other opportunities." Strangefate says, practicing his Final Fantasy-esque elemental magic spells in his throne room. "Firaga...Blizzaga...Thundaga..."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 15, 2013, 03:09:03 PM
Kiramid takes Sarah's hand and gets back up on his feet. He looks at the strange litle girl, than looks at Dov.

"So, where to?"

He then notices that hall is slowly flooding with seawater from the hole that Strangefate's servant had made in the glass wall. He gestures towards his left.

"Into the tunnel!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 15, 2013, 03:42:23 PM
*Dovahkiin, with Sarah on his shoulder, and Kiramidhead run down the hall. They eventually come to the Bathysphere leading to the surface. They enter and with a pull of the switch, they're on their way to the surface. Sarah looks quizzically at Kiramidhead.*

Sarah: So who are you?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 15, 2013, 06:44:19 PM
Kiramid looks at Dov, and thenlooks at Sarah.

"I am KiramidHead the Cimmmerian, crusher of snakes and King of Aquilonia. I arrived her with the help of a friend of mine, one strong in magic."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 15, 2013, 06:48:33 PM
*Sarah looks at Kiramidhead briefly, confused, before letting out a small giggle.*

Sarah: You're funny! I like you. Don't you like him Daddy?

*Dovahkiin looks at him and moans as the bathysphere reaches the surface and Dovahkiin promptly leaves and exits to one of the boats. He prepares to launch the boat, quietly growling in distrust of KiramidHead as he enters the boat as well. Dovahkiin launches the boat and drives it toward a distant shore.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 15, 2013, 11:38:41 PM
A massive explosion rocks the boat. Sarah nearly falls overboard. A laser beam barely misses Dovah but scrapes his shoulder. The explosion renders KiramidHead deaf temporarily as he hears ringing in his ears.

Our heroes are receiving heavy fire from behind, by an angry group of Killer W.H.A.L.E.s, lead by the Autobot Seaspray.

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"Surrender the girl!" Seaspray demands.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 16, 2013, 12:33:57 AM
*Dovahkiin roars and puts Sarah behind him as he pulls out his rocket launcher, blowing several Killer W.H.A.L.Es sky high. He then uses electrobolt on Seaspray, the water surrounding him empowering it to critically damage him as several Killer W.H.A.L.Es speed past him.*

Sarah: You get a time out!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 16, 2013, 12:38:32 AM
Whilst more Killer W.H.A.L.E.s are dispatched to sea, Dr. Strangefate devises his next terror plot in Los Angeles...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 16, 2013, 12:39:17 AM
Kiramid stands his ground as the Killer W.H.A.L.Es approach the boat. He grins.

"The fool thinks he can deafen a Cimmerian."

He jumps into the fray and begins hacking away with his Atlantean blade.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 16, 2013, 12:41:31 AM
A few Joe Troopers are slaughtered on the Killer W.H.A.L.E.s. Those spared slowly raise their cannons at KiramidHead...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 16, 2013, 01:25:10 AM
*A spear punctures a Joe's head. The other Joes look back to see Dovahkiin reloading his Spear Gun. Dovahkiin then lights another Joe on fire with incinerate! as Sarah cheers happily.*

Sarah: Get 'em Daddy!

*Dovahkiin kills another Joe with the spear gun before letting loose with his Gatling gun.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 16, 2013, 01:31:40 AM
The Joe Troopers are wiped out by the Gatling gun until no Killer W.H.A.L.E.s remain. Seaspray, barely still alive, returns for a last shot at Dovah. He nudges the boat, causing Sarah to trip and fall into the water.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 16, 2013, 01:37:36 AM
Kiramid stops finishing decapitating the Joe he was fighting, and jumps in to save Sarah. He brings her back to the boat, and turns to face Seaspray.

"I am not fond of those who hurt children for their own gain."

He jumps into the air and jams his sword into Seaspray's head. He reaches into the cleft and yanks out a circuit board of some sort.

"That is the power of steel."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 16, 2013, 01:54:30 AM
*Dovahkiin, relieved that Sarah is okay, picks her up and strokes her head lightly. She sobs and hugs Dovahkiin's helmet as Dovahkiin nods appreciatively at Kiramidhead. Dovahkiin then drives the boat to shore and exits.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 16, 2013, 02:04:50 AM
Meanwhile...

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At the Chinese Theater, Los Angeles, what appears to be a normal evening with parents spending time together with their children, quickly turns into a night of terror as a massive explosion occurs, triggered by a bomb devised by Scrap-Iron, hidden in a kiosk.

Dovah, Sarah and KiramidHead are amongst the witnesses there after hearing the loud blast. Grown-ups and children already lay dead and scattered. A baby is heard crying somewhere within the pile of the dead victims.

Sirens are heard in the distance beyond countless screaming.

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Scrap-Iron appears from the ashes, unharmed, and snorts. He spots our three heroes and immediately fires his pistol at them, ducking into an alleyway for cover.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 16, 2013, 02:18:24 AM
Um, Rapture is in the Atlantic. LA is way the f**k on the other side of the US from there.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 16, 2013, 02:23:26 AM
Quote from: KiramidHead on Sep 16, 2013, 02:18:24 AM
Um, Rapture is in the Atlantic. LA is way the f**k on the other side of the US from there.

Oops, yeah. Forgot about that. Silly me.  ;D

Lemme redo that last scenario:

Ahem...

Meanwhile...

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At the Chinese Theater, Los Angeles, what appears to be a normal evening with parents spending time together with their children, quickly turns into a night of terror as a massive explosion occurs, triggered by a bomb devised by Scrap-Iron, hidden in a kiosk.

Grown-ups and children already lay dead and scattered. A baby is heard crying somewhere within the pile of the dead victims. Sirens are heard in the distance beyond countless screaming.

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Scrap-Iron appears from the ashes, unharmed, and snorts. He marches away, vanishing into the alleyway onto his next mission in New York.

Moments later, Dr. Strangefate appears in another broadcast for his viewers around the world...

"A true story about fortune cookies. They look Chinese. They sound...Chinese. But they're actually an American invention. Which is why they're hollow, full of lies, and leave a bad taste in the mouth."

Strangefate smashes a fortune cookie on the table with his fist.

"My disciples just destroyed another cheap American knockoff: the Chinese Theatre. Mr. President, I know this must be getting frustrating, but this season of terror is drawing to a close. And don't worry. The 'Big One' is coming: your graduation."

What is Dr. Strangefate planning to do next? And why does he want to retrieve Sarah's healing factor? Can Dovah, Sarah and KiramidHead find Scrap-Iron before he wreaks more havoc? So many questions left unanswered.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 16, 2013, 04:07:32 AM
*Dovahkiin and Kiramidhead look at the broadcast on a screen silently as Sarah gasps in horror.*

Sarah: Daddy! We have to stop him! He's so mean!

*Sarah looks at Kiramidhead.*

Sarah: Mister! You appeared to us back at home! Can you take us there?

*Sarah points toward the screen as Dovahkiin groans in exhaustion, placing his hand on the front of his helmet.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 16, 2013, 04:09:03 AM
Kiramid considers it for a moment.

"I do not know. The Wizard who sent me here stayed behind."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 16, 2013, 04:14:22 AM
*Sarah sighs.*

Sarah: Well how will we get there? Daddy? You'll get us there, right?

*Sarah gives Dovahkiin the "Puppy Dog Eyes", making him groan and grab Sarah and Kiramid before using a teleportation plasmid he absorbed. When the teleportation is finished, Sarah cheers happily.*

Sarah: Yay! You did it, Daddy! You...

*The trio looks around to see that they have been teleported to a desert wasteland.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 16, 2013, 04:27:26 AM
Sarah pouts.

Sarah: Not funny, Mr. Bubbles.

Dovahkiin moans, sounding quite sorry. Kiramid looks around, and smiles.

Kiramid: Cheer up, we're not done yet. This is not my first time in the desert. I once crossed most of Kush with very little water. We just need to find some sort of shelter until it gets dark. it will be safer to travel then.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Sep 16, 2013, 06:02:12 AM
*A flash of light blinds everyone as I materialise in front of them*
"I have returned!!! What's happened since I was gone?"
*I raise my right arm and with it my duel disk attached to it*
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"So who's first? Just a friendly duel. Ok. I'm not gonna send you to the shadow relm or anything."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Sep 16, 2013, 06:13:50 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Sep 16, 2013, 06:02:12 AM
*A flash of light blinds everyone as I materialise in front of them*
"I have returned!!! What's happened since I was gone?"
*I raise my right arm and with it my duel disk attached to it*
http://www.duelevolution.info/wp-content/uploads/blade-silver-duel-disk1.jpg
"So who's first? Just a friendly duel. Ok. I'm not gonna send you to the shadow relm or anything."
wut
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 16, 2013, 08:01:45 AM
A tremor hits the desert wasteland. It is thought to be an earthquake. But out from the sands, the giant Scorponok rises from under the heroes' feet, accompanied by his Headmaster, Zarak.

Spoiler
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Scorponok grabs Dovah and Sarah in one hand, with Terx and KiramidHead in the other. He squeezes them firmly in his clutches.

"Well, well. Won't Strangefate be pleased?" Zarak says. "Sarah will be coming back with us alive. So which one of you would like to be devoured first?"

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 16, 2013, 02:45:47 PM
*Dovahkiin uses his drill to dismantle the arm Scorponok holds him and Sarah in. As they fall, Dovahkiin catches Sarah before they land. She screams.*

Sarah: Get them, daddy!

*Dovahkiin revs his drill and leaps at Scorponok's head. He drills through it, sending Scorponok crashing to the ground. Dovahkiin turns and sees Zarak approaching Sarah.*

Sarah: Daddy! Help!

*Dovahkiin uses Winter Blast to freeze Zarak's legs before shattering them with a shoulder charge. Dovahkiin quickly grabs Sarah and leaps back.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 16, 2013, 03:54:31 PM
Kiramid gets up, and looks over at Dov.

K: Those things you can do could come in handy right about now.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 16, 2013, 03:58:03 PM
*Dovahkiin looks at Kiramid and grunts. He uses telekinesis to tear Zarak's arm off and beat him with it until he doesn't move anymore. Sarah cheers and jumps onto Dovahkiin's shoulder, giving him a hug.*

Sarah: You did it, daddy!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 16, 2013, 04:07:28 PM
Kiramid, Sarah, and Dovahkiin get moving. Before long they come across a cliff face, and they take shelter in a cave at it's base.

Kiramid: We wait here until dark. Then, we can travel in the cool night air under the stars.

Hours pass, and night begins to fall. The strange triad begins to set out, but then they hear something, a sort of squelching coming from deeper in the cave.

Sarah: What is it daddy?

Dovahkiin groans, clearly as confused a she. He and Kiramid raise their weapons, and prepare for a fight.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 16, 2013, 10:45:09 PM
They are a distracted when a voice booms out from behind them.

"THERE YOU ARE!" Flame shouts out, standing at the entrance, pointing his finger menacingly at our heroes. He transforms into a flamethrower tank.

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He summons Warpath and Guzzle to join him, who both transform into tanks as well and follow Flame into the cave.

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As Flame's cannon burst out multiple flames, our heroes are forced to flee deeper into the cave, drawing them closer to whatever is dwelling in the cave.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Sep 17, 2013, 03:06:33 AM
*rips of Scorponok's head*
"Good job keeping them distracted."
*I modify his head to track the whereabouts of Strangefate and send the data to my duel disk*
"Thanks ok now I'll give you guys a hand. I summon my Malefic Red-Eyes Black Dragon.
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"Attack. Destroy both Warpath and Guzzle."
*My Malefic Red eyes flies over them and scorches them with its flame breath*
*Flame falls to the ground shaking in fear*
"Your move!"
*Flame retreats*
*I turn around and enter a large cave, deactivating my duel disk making my Red eyes disappear*

Quote from: Cal427eb on Sep 16, 2013, 06:13:50 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Sep 16, 2013, 06:02:12 AM
*A flash of light blinds everyone as I materialise in front of them*
"I have returned!!! What's happened since I was gone?"
*I raise my right arm and with it my duel disk attached to it*
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"So who's first? Just a friendly duel. Ok. I'm not gonna send you to the shadow relm or anything."
wut

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"Mindcrush"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 17, 2013, 04:46:06 AM
Back in Strangefate's Tower...

"Crap! Terx is hacking into our programs! Shut down all tracking data on Scorponok...and leave our friends with a nice departing gift."

Hi-Tech, Firewall and Mainframe get onto it.

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Moments later, Flame watches the severed head of Scorponok, left at the entrance of the cave, detonate itself, caving in our heroes in pitch black with the mysterious squelching and the slain remains of Guzzle and Warpath.

Meanwhile. Strangefate sits on his throne, preparing for another television broadcast.

"Well, what are we waiting for?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 17, 2013, 12:34:00 PM
*Now trapped in the cave with this new mysterious warrior, Dovahkiin puts Sarah behind him before pointing his drill straight at Terx and roaring as if saying "Stop where you are! Who are you?" Sarah peeks out from behind Dovahkiin.*

Sarah: I don't think he's a bad guy, daddy.

*Dovahkiin looks back at Sarah and grunts distrustfully.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Sep 17, 2013, 02:04:18 PM
*opens backpack*
"Maybe a new plamsid would please you big guy?"
*I throw the cyclone plasmid at Dova who crushs it absorbing it. Grunting as if reluctantly accepting it.*
"I'll take it that you'll need it more than I will."
*I look back*
"Drat. We're trapped! And it appears my tracking data from Scorponok is now useless. Great!"
*I start up my duel disk lighting up the dark cave*
"So wheres the way out?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 17, 2013, 02:26:35 PM
Kiramid takes point as they descend further into the cave. The further they go, the louder the squelching gets.

Kiramid: Stay behind me, Sarah.

The squelching gets even louder as they approach a bend in the cave. Kiramid draws his sword. He jumps around the corner only to be faced with...

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 17, 2013, 02:54:41 PM
Television networks are hijacked once again and people, world leaders from around the world, including the American President, are forced to watch as Dr. Strangefate makes yet another threat, sitting proudly on his throne.

"Mr. President, only two lessons remain. And I intend to finish this before Christmas morning."

A woman, tied up to a chair, is viewed. She is gagged and blindfolded, and on top of that, put in a choke-hold position by Major Bludd, who is sticking his pistol point-blank at the woman's temple.

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"Meet Brigid Tenenbaum. Good strong name, good strong job. Brigid here is the lady behind the creation of the Little Sisters. And I'm sure she's a really nice person. I'm gonna shoot her in the head, live on your television in thirty seconds."

Strangefate points to the telephone placed next to him.

"The number for this telephone is in your cell phone. Exciting, isn't it? Imagining how it got there. America, if your president calls me in the next half-minute, Brigid lives. Go."

From the White House, the President is left with no choice but to make the phone call. The world watches as the phone next to Strangefate rings. Strangefate slowly turns his head to the phone, but does not accept the call. He turns back to the camera, raising a hand to Bludd.

Bludd grins and pulls the trigger, killing Brigid instantly.

BOOM!

Viewers are left shocked and speechless. The President drops his phone as he watches Brigid's lifeless body collapse to the floor in its own pool of blood.

"There's just one lesson left, Mr. President. So run away, hide, kiss your children goodbye. Because nothing, not your army, not your red, white and blue attack dog can save you! I'll see you soon."

Dr. Strangefate sends his last words and the disturbing broadcast ends.

Spoiler
Dovah, if you and your buddies can get out of that cave alive, then I might let you guys in on a few hints on how you can defeat me. But ONLY if you're all good and be patient about this, rather than rushing into my base impulsively.
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 17, 2013, 02:59:53 PM
*Sarah, sensing Tenenbaum's death, clasps her hands over her mouth as tears run down her cheeks.*

Sarah: Daddy!!! The bad man...he...turned Miss Tenenbaum into an angel...

*Dovahkiin grunts and shakes his head sadly before taking Sarah back toward the entrance of the cave.*

Sarah: Daddy's got an idea, guys!

*Dovahkiin looks back at Terx and Kiramid revs his drill as he points toward the collapsed cave entrance.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 17, 2013, 03:30:31 PM
Hi guys.

Just wanted you to know, it's raining sperm whales outside.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 17, 2013, 03:37:22 PM
(Hmmm...um, thank you for sharing with us, OZ).

Can our heroes get out of the cave alive?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 17, 2013, 03:44:23 PM
*Using his intense physical strength, Dovahkiin begins drilling through the rubble, destroying the rock enough for him to get his arms underneath. He roars as he lifts the rubble over the hole, creating an exit for the group. He roars as if telling them to go.*

Sarah: Come on!

*She runs through the exit.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 17, 2013, 03:56:28 PM
Sarah, you might just want to know that-

*Sarah is crushed to death by a falling sperm whale*

Uh, nevermind.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 17, 2013, 03:56:47 PM
Outside, our heroes are immediately met with a greeting by Strangefate's forces.

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Flame has returned but has brought a friend along with him; Blitzwing. Both transform into their tank modes. Flame readies his flamethrower cannon while Blitzwing loads up some explosive rounds of his own.

They are both accompanied by a fleet of Assault Copter Dragonfly XH-1s and F.A.N.G.s, piloted by G.I. Joe Troopers and Vipers respectively. All are armed fully with miniguns and missiles.

A loudspeaker can be heard over one of the F.A.N.G.s. It is an audio message from Dr. Strangefate.

"I'm gonna offer the choice: do you want an empty life, or a meaningful death?"

Spoiler
Okay guys, three trials. three hints. Defeat my cronies here as my first trial, and I'll drop you your first hint. Each one will bring you a step closer and closer to me.  ;)
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Sep 17, 2013, 04:01:07 PM
*Outside the cave Flame, Firewall and Mainframe wait patiently armed as we rush to climb out*
*I walk out of the cave*
*Flame,Firewall and Mainframe point at me trigger ready*
*I quickly activate my duel disk and place down the five exodia pieces*
"Exodia! Obliverate!"
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*Flame, Firewall and Mainframe and propelled by a power force, crippling them and unable to move*
*Dovahkiin, Sarah and KiramidHead climb out*
*I pull out my phone*
"Wow Strangefates media hijack's got two thousand hits on youtube. What about Christmas? Doesn't he know its October?"
*Faint grunts are heard from the fallen bots*
"Say your drills gonna need fuel for the trip."
*Dova looks over the wrecked bots. Sarah walks up onto Firewall and stabs her syringe into him*
Sarah: "They're in a better place now. Where the bad man can't get them."

Quote from: Omegazilla on Sep 17, 2013, 03:30:31 PM
Hi guys.

Just wanted you to know, it's raining sperm whales outside.

I thought they were alpacas? :-\

Quote from: Omegazilla on Sep 17, 2013, 03:56:28 PM
Sarah, you might just want to know that-

*Sarah is crushed to death by a falling sperm whale*

Uh, nevermind.

"You fool it was her stunt double!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 17, 2013, 04:04:19 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Sep 17, 2013, 04:01:07 PM
*Outside the cave Flame, Firewall and Mainframe wait patiently armed as we rush to climb out*
*I walk out of the cave*
*Flame,Firewall and Mainframe point at me trigger ready*
*I quickly activate my duel disk and place down the five exodia pieces*
"Exodia! Obliverate!"
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln9v7pMb8Z1qbphcgo1_500.gif
*Flame, Firewall and Mainframe and propelled by a power force, crippling them and unable to move*
*Dovahkiin, Sarah and KiramidHead climb out*
*I pull out my phone*
"Wow Strangefates media hijack's got two thousand hits on youtube. What about Christmas? Doesn't he know its October?"
*Faint grunts are heard from the fallen bots*
"Say your drills gonna need fuel for the trip."
*Dova looks over the wrecked bots. Sarah walks up onto Firewall and stabs her syringe into him*
Sarah: "They're in a better place now. Where the bad man can't get them."

Quote from: Omegazilla on Sep 17, 2013, 03:30:31 PM
Hi guys.

Just wanted you to know, it's raining sperm whales outside.

I thought they were alpacas? :-\

Quote from: Omegazilla on Sep 17, 2013, 03:56:28 PM
Sarah, you might just want to know that-

*Sarah is crushed to death by a falling sperm whale*

Uh, nevermind.

"You fool it was her stunt double!"

Um Terx, Mainframe and Firewall aren't at the battle scene. And second...er, Firewall's a girl.

But hey, good luck with tackling the helicopter fleet with Flame and Blitzwing. :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 17, 2013, 04:09:56 PM
*Dovahkiin launches several heat-seeking RPGs, destroying roughly a third of the fleet*

Spoiler
When it comes to OZs crazy posts guys, treat them like Samohts. Just ignore them.
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Sep 17, 2013, 04:11:08 PM
Come on it took me ten minutes to write out a perfectly good scene. Than I got a notification of a new post while typing it and had to rewrite to fit it, than do it again, and again. Also I never mentioned Firewalls gender. How is that of any relevance here? You don't think that... dfgfhsojhegoaehgohvnxg

*quit*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 17, 2013, 04:13:43 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Sep 17, 2013, 04:11:08 PM
Also I never mentioned Firewalls gender. How is that of any relevance here?

Quote from: Terx2 on Sep 17, 2013, 04:01:07 PM
*Sarah walks up onto Firewall and stabs her syringe into HIM*

Ah, now there's your little problem.  ;D But I do commend your effort, Terx.  ;)

The rest of the fleet gives it all they've got against Dovah and his friends. Flame and Blitzwing close in for the attack and blast away.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Sep 17, 2013, 04:18:13 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Sep 17, 2013, 04:13:43 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Sep 17, 2013, 04:11:08 PM
Also I never mentioned Firewalls gender. How is that of any relevance here?

Quote from: Terx2 on Sep 17, 2013, 04:01:07 PM
*Sarah walks up onto Firewall and stabs her syringe into HIM*

Ah, now there's your little problem.  ;D But I do commend your effort, Terx.  ;)

The fleet gives it all they've got against Dovah and his friends. Flame and Blitzwing close in for the attack and blast away.

Meh there robots so they can't really have a gender ;) It's 2 AM give me a break ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 17, 2013, 04:23:08 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Sep 17, 2013, 04:09:56 PM
Spoiler
When it comes to OZs crazy posts guys, treat them like Samohts. Just ignore them.
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 17, 2013, 04:26:22 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Sep 17, 2013, 04:18:13 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Sep 17, 2013, 04:13:43 PM
Quote from: Terx2 on Sep 17, 2013, 04:11:08 PM
Also I never mentioned Firewalls gender. How is that of any relevance here?

Quote from: Terx2 on Sep 17, 2013, 04:01:07 PM
*Sarah walks up onto Firewall and stabs her syringe into HIM*

Ah, now there's your little problem.  ;D But I do commend your effort, Terx.  ;)

The fleet gives it all they've got against Dovah and his friends. Flame and Blitzwing close in for the attack and blast away.

Meh there robots so they can't really have a gender ;) It's 2 AM give me a break ;D

Ah, another mistake! Firewall is a Joe!  :D

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Robots not having genders?! Ahem, these Autobots beg to differ.  ;D

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Have a rest Terx. Sounds to me like you've had a long day.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 17, 2013, 04:29:05 PM
f**k it, I tried.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 17, 2013, 04:36:37 PM
Blitzwing's cannon suddenly gets jammed, rendering him as a sitting duck.

Meanwhile, the fleet runs out of ammunition in their miniguns. Their bullets prove impenetrable to Dovah.

Samoht jumps out from the bushes and attempts to do something inappropriate in the thread, but Flame immolates him with his cannon and takes the liberty in running him over, crushing him to death.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 17, 2013, 09:02:34 PM
Lil Cthulhu comes running out of the cave, chasing after Kiramid, whom he gives a giant bearhug.

Kiramid: Crom. ::)

Lil Cthulhu finally notices all the fighting and explosions. He drops Kiramid and runs straight back into the cave.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 17, 2013, 09:03:22 PM
Spoiler
Okay I suppose I'll give the adventure one last chance.
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*Dovahkiin lets loose with his Gatling gun and uses several blasts of electrobolt to send the rest of the air fleet crashing down. Sarah cheers him on happily.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 17, 2013, 09:17:34 PM
Kiramid runs rampant on the battlefield, gutting Joes as he goes. Within minutes, the attack force is dead and gone. He and Dovahkiin fist bump.

Kiramid: Now to try and get out of here

He looks up at the sky, and is rendered speechless for several minutes.

Sarah: What is it?

Kiramid: The stars. They are as I have always known them. Perhaps this is still my world, only a different place or time.

He looks back up at the stars for a few minutes, and smiles.

Kiramid: This way.

They begin to travel out of the desert.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 18, 2013, 02:28:14 AM
*As his adrenaline rush wears down, Dovahkiin begins to notice a horrible pain in his left arm. He looks at it to see that he broke it holding the cave entrance up. The bone sticks painfully against his skin. Sarah, within her mental connection with her Big Daddy, realizes that Dovahkiin is hurt.*

Sarah: Daddy, Are you okay?

*Dovahkiin grunts and nods, making a casual attempt to hide his arm from Sarah. She frowns at him.*

Sarah: Daddy, don't lie to me.

*Dovahkiin moans, attempting to reason with her.  Sarah quickly runs behind Dovahkiin and sees his broken arm.*

Sarah: Your arm! Come here, sit down.

*Dovahkiin looks at Terx2 and Kiramid, who shrug at him. He sighs before looking at Sarah, who is giving him an irresistible pleading look.*

Sarah: Please?

*Dovahkiin sighs and sits down, allowing Sarah to look over his arm. He almost looks...embarrassed.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 18, 2013, 03:40:43 AM
Well done. You got through the first trial, so I'll offer you my first hint. A deal's a deal.

Spoiler
Recruit and assemble armies; wide and vast consisting in the number of MILLIONS, all of you. So that goes for you too, KiramidHead and Terx2 (and Sarah, if that counts).  If you want to take me and my men down for good, the four of you won't be able to do this alone. By now, you know well enough that you're heavily outnumbered. And FYI, Terx's Hellish minions won't be enough to survive this ordeal.

Take your time. And feel free to gather other allies if you wish. Cal, Lie, Ghost Rider and such. I'm sure they have their own armies that can aide you in battle.

But ah-ah, don't go rushing in yet. I've yet two more things to tell you. So you're going to have to wait while I prepare your next trial.
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Strangefate dispatches more forces from his tower to retrieve Sarah, while he continues to master his magic spells.

"Bio...Slow...Haste..."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Vepariga on Sep 18, 2013, 12:25:39 PM
*watches the actions of the few from the shadows of a undisclosed place*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Sep 18, 2013, 12:47:18 PM
*After a while of resting a faint voice comes from the ancient artifact around my neck*
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"You know this alliance might pull it off."
*the spirit within the artifact speaks to me*
"You know this will be the toughest challenge either of us has faced."
"Than lets rise to the occasion."
*KiramidHead, Dovahkin and Sarah look at me with a confused look as to them I am talking to myself*
"Let me take over. Just for a while. You look tired and need some sleep."
"Ok."
*The spirit now takes over my body*
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"Now lets find this red, white and blue attack dog."
*everyone looks shocked as my voice has deepened*
"Come on its not everyday you get to save the world."

Quote from: Charles Xavier on Sep 18, 2013, 03:40:43 AM
Well done. You got through the first trial, so I'll offer you my first hint. A deal's a deal.

Spoiler
Recruit and assemble armies; wide and vast consisting in the number of MILLIONS, all of you. So that goes for you too, KiramidHead and Terx2 (and Sarah, if that counts).  If you want to take me and my men down for good, the four of you won't be able to do this alone. By now, you know well enough that you're heavily outnumbered. And FYI, Terx's Hellish minions won't be enough to survive this ordeal.

Take your time. And feel free to gather other allies if you wish. Cal, Lie, Ghost Rider and such. I'm sure they have their own armies that can aide you in battle.

But ah-ah, don't go rushing in yet. I've yet two more things to tell you. So you're going to have to wait while I prepare your next trial.
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Strangefate dispatches more forces from his tower to retrieve Sarah, while he continues to master his magic spells.

"Bio...Slow...Haste..."

Funny I've given up my darker past life. I would go on to tell you robot can't have genders due to them not having privates and the only distinct them in there voice and appearance to appear male or female but I digress. I got stuff to do ;D
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 18, 2013, 01:27:31 PM
Spoiler
Yes, in case anyone hasn't figured it out yet, I'm preparing you guys for THE battle of epic proportions, where Dr. Strangefate's FINALLY going to be killed off, for real, after all his acts of terrorism. So I do mean it when I tell you guys to gather and recruit as many friends as possible for this adventure. Because it ain't gonna be a cakewalk. In fact, some of you may not be coming back alive...

Spoiler
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A large finger taps Terx's shoulder from behind after his transformation.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2F0%2F0e%2FRoadPigBF.jpg%2F220px-RoadPigBF.jpg&hash=7f1ba0fa6ff8e1647b74ee7804e1bf4acc6b66ba)
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He is suddenly grabbed by Road Pig and though not killing him, becomes victim of a spinning pile-driver attack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLWny-sLR8Y# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLWny-sLR8Y#)

At the same time, two Volkswagen Beetles drive up in front of our heroes, leaving them confused and scratching their heads. There are no drivers seen inside either of them.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F1%2F1c%2FRecondo9771.jpg&hash=e84349694c38bff922be14530f181c901bcba073)
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Sarah's scream is heard when Recondo traps her in an escape proof net and slowly drags her away.

At the same time, the Beetles transform into Bumblebee and his counterpart, Bug Bite, aiming their guns Dovah and KiramidHead.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Fthumb%2F3%2F35%2FBumblebeeRIC.jpg%2F275px-BumblebeeRIC.jpg&hash=f4255c847e3beaa381653960bc36249287d06c70)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Fthumb%2F5%2F55%2FBugBiteClose.jpg%2F250px-BugBiteClose.jpg&hash=8c0244b349daa1cb32cd9091766cd8fdbe763860)
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Spoiler
Here be your second trial.
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 18, 2013, 02:21:20 PM
*Bumblebee and Bug Bite unknowingly set off trap rivets and proximity mines that Dovahkiin has set up. They are riddled with Shrapnel and rivets as they fall over.*

Sarah: Daddy! Help!

*Dovahkiin looks to see Recondo dragging Sarah away. He roars and leaps at him before crushing his head with a well-placed drill attack. He grabs Sarah and places her on his shoulder. Grunting in pain because he's forced to use his broken arm.*

Sarah: Daddy! Help him!

*Sarah points to Terx being Assaulted by Road Pig. Dovahkiin leaps at him and brings his good arm down on Road Pig, but Road Pig is quick to block Dovahkiin's attack with both arms. A power struggle ensues, and though Road Pig is strong, he is no match for the strength of a Big Daddy.*

Sarah: Bye bye!

*Dovahkiin knocks Road Pug down and sends him tumbling end over end.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DC on Sep 18, 2013, 03:29:31 PM
*Picks up Dovahkiin and throws him at Terx2.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Sep 18, 2013, 03:31:25 PM
*dodges the thrown Dova*
"Thanks. Now to repay you big guy."
*My duel disk lights up and I draw a hand of cards and activate a magic card*
"Go brain control."
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110220182050%2Fyugioh%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2F3%2F37%2FBrainControl-TF04-JP-VG.jpg%2F275px-BrainControl-TF04-JP-VG.jpg&hash=a0c3f08f166db28ebb07b76bd819c89c5e42fd0e)
*I take control of DC's mind and command him to attack the guy hiding away in the bushes (Not Vepariga ;D)*
*Damaged and beaten the two collapse. One from the savage beating from the other. DC collapses broken and exhausted*
*A loud bang is heard from the sky above us and a humanoid figure comes crashing down*
*After the smoke is cleared it is revealed to be...*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Fc304d0ef72947b8c40d247e6f70e1357%2Ftumblr_mm6hts54VE1qea7tao1_500.jpg&hash=471f1858838037ca05fd0268ecd5bd3860f0e21c)
*The iron patriot*
Iron patriot: "So you guys are the little annoyance I've been picking up?"
"And you must be the red, white and blue attack dog?"
Iron patriot: "This guy Strangefate? He needs to be taken down. I've narrowed down the search but we're gonna need more help."
"We?"
Iron patriot: "Why yes. I'm joining the team."

Narrator: "Will our heros accept the patriots help? Will Terx2 stop posting Yu-Gi-Oh content? Will Dr Doom make a special appearance? Tune in next time to find out Galatians.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DC on Sep 18, 2013, 03:36:24 PM
*DC becomes "Abbazorkzog" and leaves his body via Abbazorkzog, whose mind exists solely within quantum-fractals of higher-dimensional space-time run off of the interdimensional spacetime-consciousness generators, and traps Terx2's mind within itself on a lower-dimensional frequency, forcing his mind to collapse in upon itself forever.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 18, 2013, 03:43:02 PM
*Dovahkiin stands and clutches his arm. Sarah, after drawing ADAM from the dead corpse of Recondo, approaches Dovahkiin.*

Sarah: Daddy, I need you to pull on your arm as hard as you can. I can help you.

*Dovahkiin grabs his arm reluctantly and pulls his arm bone back into place, giving off a roar of agony. Sarah quickly injects the ADAM into Dovahkiin's arm, causing the bone to mend back together automatically. Thankful for the healing, Dovahkiin softly strokes Sarah's head and moans. Sarah giggles and gives Dovahkiin a quick hug.*

Sarah: You're welcome, daddy!

*Sarah then sees Terx2 struggling with DC invading his mind. She runs to Terx2 and injects some ADAM into his ear, empowering his genetic thought process to gain control of his body once more.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DC on Sep 18, 2013, 03:46:44 PM
*Traps Dovahkiin in Terx2's mind-prison with him.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 18, 2013, 03:49:33 PM
Spoiler
DC, come on, man. Do do stuff like that.
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 18, 2013, 03:58:06 PM
Spoiler
A powerful spell caster, may it be a sorceror, mage, wizard (whatever, you name it) would help immensely in this final battle, one that is on par with my Final Fantasy magic.

Now if I were you, I'd wait for the last piece of information that I'll reveal later. It'll have a GREAT amount of detail.  ;)
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Dr. Strangefate dispatches a larger number of his forces once again from his tower.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: DC on Sep 18, 2013, 04:00:21 PM
Abbazorkzog:

Spoiler
*Gets bored and leaves thread.*
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 18, 2013, 04:02:42 PM
*Dovahkiin helps Terx2 up and points toward the incoming attack force. Sarah jumps up onto his shoulder.*

Sarah: Get ready to unzip them, daddy! This is gonna be fun!

*Sarah stops when she senses another presence from the darkness. She points toward it.*

Sarah: Daddy...There's someone out there...

*Dovahkiin prepares for battle and revs his drill.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 18, 2013, 04:03:48 PM
Kiramid leaps about and beheads, dismembers, and maims much of Strangefate's forces. None of them, man or machine, can prove a match for Atlantean steel, which was forged when man was strongest and most wild.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 18, 2013, 04:16:50 PM
Bodies of slain G.I. Joe Troopers and Vipers lie before KiramidHead's feet. But this wasn't all that Strangefate had in store for them.

Blaster and Soundwave arrive at the scene, unleashing their Autobot and Decepticon Mini-cassettes upon our heroes.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Fthumb%2F0%2F07%2FSpotlight-blaster-cover-color.jpg%2F300px-Spotlight-blaster-cover-color.jpg&hash=96c8aebda65668232921de73275cfe8934c1bff2)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20060324064738%2Ftransformers%2Fimages%2F8%2F8c%2FSoundwaveg1.jpg&hash=3c058fa91694f57ef68287440ea6c251ae58550e)
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Spoiler
Wow, you guys acted fast. I didn't know you guys would still have the strength to take on the third trial after shortly completing the second one.
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 18, 2013, 04:25:10 PM
*Dovahkiin crushes a casette underneath his boot as he takes off running to engage Soundwave and Blaster in hand to hand combat. He paralyses Soundwave momentarily with electrobolt as he collides heavily with Blaster, knocking him down. Blaster severely underestimates Dovahkiin's physical strength and attempts to knock him away, but Dovahkiin drills through his arm before Soundwave grabs him from behind and throws him. Dovahkiin tumbles momentarily, but regains his footing. Dovahkiin lights Blaster on fire with Incinerate! and as he burns, Dovahkiin dodges a blaster attack from Soundwave before closing in and drilling through Soundwave's chest. Soundwave knocks Dovahkiin back and Blaster has recovered from his burning, and though heavily damaged, moves to engage Dovahkiin.*

Spoiler
Charles, I'm a Big Daddy. I'm genetically engineered to keep going.
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 19, 2013, 03:25:30 AM
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Fb%2Fb9%2FRavageboxart.jpg&hash=69822d9249d7cba7019978af41d222a1be2565ee)
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With Dovah engaged with Blaster and Soundwave, Ravage corners Sarah to a tree. He growls and gnaws on Sarah's ankle, dragging her along the ground as she screams for help.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F5%2F52%2FMinicassettes_studioox.jpg&hash=c1c473b775ccb99a1e5db2fb91b03b462c6915e9)
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The other Mini-Cassettes surround KiramidHead and Terx2. They jump and pile up on them both.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 19, 2013, 04:08:22 AM
*Dovahkiin, in the midst of a power struggle with Soundwave, turns and Shoots a spear through Ravage's head. The decepticon's corpse crumples to a heap as Sarah takes cover behind a boulder. Soundwave takes the momentary distraction and punches Dovahkiin, causing him to tumble, but catch himself. Dovahkiin then uses the telekinesis plasmid to throw a fist-sized rock at Soundwave at piercing speeds, puncturing his head and making him fall over dead. Dovahkiin rushes over to Sarah, who smiles at him.*

Sarah: It's okay, daddy, they can't hurt me.

*Sarah gestures to the wound on her ankle as it quickly heals.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 19, 2013, 04:11:08 AM
Kiramid stands and looks at the Mini-Casettes. He rolls his eyes and sighs.

"I'm a barbarian, and even I know this shit is horribly out of date."

He hacks away.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 19, 2013, 04:27:34 AM
The Mini-Casettes are hacked, one by one, to KiramidHead.

"RAAAAAR!"

But then Blaster creeps up behind Dovah and puts him in a choke-hold.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Sep 19, 2013, 04:39:01 AM
"Sorry I wasn't much help."
*looks up into the sjy and sees the iron patriot fliying away*
"Where are you going?"
Iron patriot: "Getting some back up. You might need it later on. We'll meet again."
*I begin to talk to the spirit controlling my body*
"Let me take over. You've done enough for one day."
*My body changes back to normal was the spirit gives me back control*
*I look over to see Sarah leap onto Dovahkiin's back and fight off Blaster knocking him to the ground before I step on head crushing it and killing it.*
"Thank you Sarah. If it wasn't for you me and the spirit could have been in a much worse state."
*Pats her head and she briefly smiles. I walk over to KiramidHead who is still smashing the Mini-Casettes*
"Hey could you stop that."
*KiramidHead looks at me like I've just spoken a foreign language*
"We might actually get some use of them"
*Fifteen minutes later the Mini-Casettes are burning in the campfire we are gathered around*
*The moon has risen to its fullest lighting the dark night*
"Anyone know any campfire songs?" 
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 19, 2013, 04:45:32 AM
Quote from: Terx2 on Sep 19, 2013, 04:39:01 AM
"Anyone know any campfire songs?"

Spoiler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZC_v6BRWPM#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZC_v6BRWPM#ws)
Spoiler
On second thought, that's far too cruel. :laugh:
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Any ideas, Dov?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 19, 2013, 01:02:44 PM
*Dovahkiin looks quizzically at Terx2 and Kiramidhead. He grunts and shrugs. Sarah nestles back into his lap and shuts her eyes.*

Sarah: Goodnight, everybody. See you all tomorrow.

*Dovahkiin, Kiramid and Terx watch quietly as Sarah begins to sleep peacefully, knowing full well that none of them could sleep this night.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 19, 2013, 01:42:45 PM
Guys, this next hint's going to take me a while to write. But you WILL be thankful I gave it to you, so have patience and wait. In the meantime, have some fun, do a side-quest or two, but most important of all; gather up as many troops as possible for the last battle. You'll be needing them for what lies ahead.  ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 19, 2013, 01:55:10 PM
Kiramid: Dovah, Sarah, I have an idea.

They look over at him.

Kiramid: The place where we met. Is there anything we could use in this fight back there?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 19, 2013, 01:58:37 PM
*Sarah looks up at Dovahkiin and thinks for a moment.*

Sarah: There's uh...Guns...and ADAM, and...those shots with the blue stuff in them. There's also other daddies, but they have little sisters of their own. Not everyone can use much ADAM without bad things happening to them. ADAM is what made all the bad people at home. My daddy is special.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 19, 2013, 02:01:26 PM
Kiramid: And is there anyway to get those bad people to do what we want them to?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 19, 2013, 02:27:34 PM
*Sarah smiles happily at Kiramid.*

Sarah: My daddy has a power that gets bad people to help you.

*Dovahkiin grunts and nods.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 19, 2013, 02:41:42 PM
Kiramid: Okay, now can you get us back there without stranding us again?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Sep 19, 2013, 03:02:02 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fhalf-life%2Fen%2Fimages%2F2%2F21%2FElevator_tchmb8.jpg&hash=0fdf7672c88a85d4b277ff8b21c81845baebbb10)
"Will this elevator do? It takes us straight to the surface."
*Shuffles a new deck and replaces it with the one in the duel disk*
"Well this is a start. But without the patriot with us we need a replacement to fill his place."
*We reach the top and we're still thinking until.....*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110926204926%2Ffallout%2Fimages%2F6%2F65%2FED-E-trailer.jpg&hash=e54b217a23cf09f989586159e9cc4b91baffceda)
*A little eyebot flies down the road playing classical music*
"It seems friendly enough."
*ED-E beeps happily*
"Well little pal would you like to help us out?"
*ED-E flies around happily whizzing all of us and beeping ecstatically*
"Good to hear."
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 19, 2013, 06:35:47 PM
*Dovahkiin grunts and grabs his allies. Upon activation, the group finds themselves back in Rapture. Sarah cheers happily.*

Sarah: Yay! Daddy, you did it!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 19, 2013, 08:51:30 PM
Kiramid: Good, now let's get to work on building this army.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 20, 2013, 01:34:34 AM
*Dovahkiin arms his hypnotize plasmid and goes to work converting Splicers to ally with them. Sarah rides on his shoulder, laughing happily.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 21, 2013, 08:56:09 PM
*After three straight days of converting Splicers, Dovahkiin finishes, with the quarters of all Rapture's Splicers under his control. He sighs, exhausted.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Predator Queen on Sep 21, 2013, 08:59:51 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F31.media.tumblr.com%2Fdb0ad66c7c7f0ad2cd96b1a1f0334b4d%2Ftumblr_mtgpc9RS9k1r0ecs3o1_500.jpg&hash=362d6bb9cb2f6943b6fe644714f55aac52a8edb4)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 21, 2013, 09:39:52 PM
Kiramid sits, taking a rest after tracking down all of the splicers. He looks at Dovahkiin.

Kiramid: Now, can we get all of them out of here and where we need them to be?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 28, 2013, 02:24:05 AM
Meanwhile...

The White House is on full lock-down after Dr. Strangefate's previous terror broadcast. Secret Service agents patrol the grounds in every area. However, they are killed off stealthily one by one by a shadowed stranger.

The stranger approaches the White House's official office room where the President is protected by several bodyguards. The bodyguards are confused of who the stranger is and ask for his ID. The stranger easily dispatches them quietly, before facing a terrified President.

He removes his mask to reveal himself as Agent Faces.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20130222180623%2Fgijoe%2Fimages%2F3%2F38%2FSpyTroops-Faces.jpg&hash=d596e02490df98e2291a8b6b1b0c49367024db11)
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"Mr. President, I shall escort you to your new home."

He obviously means Strangefate's tower.

Elsewhere...

While Dovah has been hard at work, Sarah rests peacefully in her bedroom, unbeknownst to the fact that somebody is hiding underneath her bed.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fbehindthemedia%2Fimages%2F7%2F79%2FZartan.gif&hash=a197428c1cf9a6e34b1a34905b476ffc34616318)
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Zartan silently crawls out as he approaches the sleeping girl, and knocks her out with a cloth soaked in chloroform. He carries her unconscious body out of the window without any notice and disappears.

The next day, a note is found in Sarah's bed. It reads:

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2Foriginal%2F8%2F85504%2F1625146-gggfgfgftrt.jpg&hash=4e74253ab9f1fa53ee1f935a61fe70be8034abfe)
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"My friends, whilst you have been training and gathering your vast army to overthrow me, I have taken the liberty in kidnapping your President and your precious little girl. The latter will make so much use to improve my healing magic. I have also taken this time to do a little bit of this."

A Cobra satellite is activated, destroying several American cities:

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy6%2FCharlesXavier%2FMiscellaneous%2FSatellite_zpsa7230024.jpg&hash=df00e593d9bc96d0b686b3be0bd1f00f64129bde)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nahdy9SjbGs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nahdy9SjbGs#)
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Atomic missiles are launched upon other major cities around the globe, obliterating them to ash and leaving millions of people dead.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yojoe.com%2Fimages%2Fresize%2Fw%2F350%2Fvehicles%2F82%2Fcobrahq%2Fcobrahq_title.jpg&hash=6d7f248ab62aaab35bbd26e956f7a167b7254d1e)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-22tna7KHzI#t=18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-22tna7KHzI#t=18)
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"By the time you have read this, cities across North America, Europe and Asia will no longer exist. Your world leaders have been left powerless."

"Now, as promised I shall offer you my last hint, one that should hopefully makes things SLIGHTLY easier for you when it comes to defeating me. In fact, this is a walkthrough of my entire complex. Be thankful I gave this to you. Read this well, for the path to victory consists of four grueling stages:

Spoiler
STAGE 1

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.visit-the-world.com%2Fimages%2Fburj-dubai-tower.jpg&hash=bbbfa657717ac1a9a6025de73469c3a82efa1f21)

My first defense unit:

Tanks and other battle vehicles roll out from Arkham Tower.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thecrosshairstrader.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F06%2Ftanks.jpg&hash=0b35379e416c1e3163b9b7a850334c7728d7a938)
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They consist of MOBATs (for the Joe Troopers) and CATs (for the Vipers).

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yojoe.com%2Fimages%2Fresize%2Fw%2F350%2Fvehicles%2F82%2Fmobat%2Fmobat_title.jpg&hash=7717c43f6fc5990477a607bde6e0d696a48542be)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yojoe.com%2Fimages%2Fresize%2Fw%2F350%2Fvehicles%2F85%2Fcat%2Fcat_title.jpg&hash=b4b892d172b8b734040e89e7845ac2d79ab57ed3)
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FLAKs, Cobra ASPs, Air Defenses and Cobra Bunkers are positioned around the tower in a perimeter to heavily boost defenses.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yojoe.com%2Fimages%2Fresize%2Fw%2F350%2Fvehicles%2F82%2Fflak%2Fflak_title.jpg&hash=c2d53b726ed1f063e9758aa817a94efb613747eb)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yojoe.com%2Fimages%2Fresize%2Fw%2F350%2Fvehicles%2F84%2Fasp%2Fasp_title.jpg&hash=1e509e287b46635c5d460bb475570a946e00ff43)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yojoe.com%2Fimages%2Fresize%2Fw%2F350%2Fvehicles%2F85%2Fairdefense%2Fairdefense_title.jpg&hash=c6efabdd71d22d425ec64a004f46082429c4a959)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yojoe.com%2Fimages%2Fresize%2Fw%2FMAX%2Fvehicles%2F85%2Fbunker%2Fbunker_box.jpg&hash=4801929baa8bf2e3283812b4977b3de69b1bfbe2)
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Ace flies in the sky with a fleet of Skystrikers for air defense.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2Foriginal%2F4%2F48250%2F920478-ace_rah.jpg&hash=cb480afc26810972aab433e393cb170226c03394)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yojoe.com%2Fimages%2Fresize%2Fw%2F350%2Fvehicles%2F83%2Fskystriker%2Fskystriker_title.jpg&hash=7751686fc71e036b82b13c2d6842fc7673f73376)
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As does Wild Weasel with some Rattlers.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.myuselessknowledge.com%2Fjoe%2Fcharacters%2Fwildweasel-dd.gif&hash=397bb8deffee35bbaa2e4779fb88ab3d82590208)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yojoe.com%2Fimages%2Fresize%2Fw%2F350%2Fvehicles%2F84%2Frattler%2Frattler_title.jpg&hash=721a9450b9eaafa9c7e6c6e586660a37df1d825d)
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Numerous W.H.A.L.E.s and Water Moccasins, lead by Gung-Ho and Copperhead, patrol the bloody moat encircling Arkham Tower.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F7%2F78%2FGung-Ho.gif&hash=4fc306acfabde5dec604bfb1a3d408d35a3c1123)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20100217041908%2Fgijoe%2Fimages%2Fb%2Fbc%2FWhale_box.jpg&hash=c03f048ebab47eac862520a470ff4a292f4c37de)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20111124193236%2Fgijoe%2Fimages%2Fc%2Fcf%2FCopperheadRAH.jpg&hash=5133221627e11462923e987f0b4ec7dd25584722)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yojoe.com%2Fvehicles%2F84%2Fwatermoccasin%2Fwatermoccasin_box.jpg&hash=0671ba4d9ff1472c0a7cccb20b1a1d234b38fcf0)
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Thousands of Transformers emerge from Arkham Tower to act as further defense. Some of them are Combiners.

Spoiler
Omega Supreme

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F3%2F3b%2FStudioOxOmegaSupreme.jpg&hash=680de00a5760ee8ed365a9c71bd7b8ffe91915e2)

Devastator

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F1%2F12%2FDevastatorManga1.jpg&hash=8f6dc2e5bd899378f80e0f51623621f3adee9f71)

Metroplex

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Fe%2Fe5%2FSpotlightMetroplex-Metroplex.jpg&hash=b9e4efaeef4ff0bbaed8eeb35833b660c98969f4)

Trypticon

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F4%2F4f%2FTrypticonGenerations1.jpg&hash=786dbf8bed568ae6f1145b488d6032f57ba9a57b)

Superion

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Fd%2Fda%2FSuperion_studioox.jpg&hash=85d9b09f327ecc749d8b097f7cac8efc77872271)

Menasor

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F4%2F40%2FMenasor_studioox.jpg&hash=3b9cd945c805d04fd5f559008dde7eb175b2145f)

Defensor

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F2%2F2d%2FG1Defensor-VisualWorks.jpg&hash=51c6a49ddc0f34c30b2885f61c8aad1f356ba0b7)

Bruticus

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F2%2F2f%2FBruticusg1guido.jpg&hash=80cc2e5a1d8619deef71d3dafa7c9986dc596b0e)

Computron

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F3%2F34%2FComputron.jpg&hash=4ce176fc7cea8a3360b3332f87c6596aded4f7e9)

Predaking

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F6%2F6e%2FPredaking_Combaticons_screwed.jpg&hash=00b143490f15f56d0804f5bfb892f0d8622c3910)

Piranacon

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F3%2F30%2FPiranacon.jpg&hash=dfe9282ad9132bb826d08012f5c954dd0b4fc725)

Abominus

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F7%2F7d%2FMTMTEAbominus.jpg&hash=9704d897a818eb7628ee765c9680bdc37acb5962)

Raiden

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Fd%2Fd8%2FRaiden_boxart.jpg&hash=bca4b67f8dfa5ac12f4346a5f9937ecea03b3ff4)

Dinoking

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Fd%2Fd9%2FDinoking.jpg&hash=7d78973aeaf5b698625179e664dd8dedd7702bee)
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Guarding the entrance doors to Arkham Tower, stands Duke, Optimus Prime, Cobra Commander and Megatron.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fa%2Faa%2FGijoeDuke.JPG&hash=7e341e7e344de269257ca0d869ace4cdfbadb1f3)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F3%2F37%2FOptimusg1.jpg&hash=cb0560a839cb30218e5f60debd4f517954ea02ca)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fb%2Fba%2FCobra_commander.jpg&hash=91043e2e75123c8c56fc2f1a304670a8dac57638)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F9%2F99%2FMegatronguido.jpg&hash=eeced3bc32507a19ba26cd1e7432058d518aef22)
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Defeat them, my friends, and you may pass on to the second stage.

STAGE 2

Inside my tower, through the long stretching corridors, more Tranformers, Joe and Cobras patrol these grounds. Night Creepers have set booby traps that even the naked eye can't see. Tread carefully.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fd%2Fd2%2FNightCreeper.jpg&hash=169c731da49bd7074bc05852af233bc56cb82d35)
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Oh, and did I mention they are being led by Snake-Eyes and Storm Shadow?

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2Foriginal%2F0%2F7604%2F567425-2v9t56r.jpg&hash=304e67f52ca6db10948c76a90cb4d2dd206aaad9)
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AND the fact that my good friend Scrap-Iron has planted well-hidden mines in the walls, ceiling and floor?

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F1%2F18%2FScrapironpgcover.jpg&hash=2ab6110d70cd04234660c4821d1854f60dd7caf9)
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Pass through my horde of ninjas, booby traps and explosives and you'll reach the elevator doors, where you will encounter General Hawk, Hot Rod, Serpentor and Galvatron, standing by guard.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2Fe%2Fe7%2FGIJoe34Hawk.jpg%2F220px-GIJoe34Hawk.jpg&hash=07f09115ea7558a23aff8b7958b7d6548be46470)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Fe%2Fe5%2FFightorflee_Rodimus_explosion.jpg&hash=de83a8735c5e265201c16852a674c94d3032bda6)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hisstank.com%2Fgi-joe-news%2Fattach%2F4%2F4%2F1%2F8%2F2%2Fgi_joe_serpentor_1368144290.jpg&hash=39f03cfbcc67367697575c19d681fbf1c3fea1a8)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F1%2F1d%2FGalvatronTVMag1.jpg&hash=24b84bb8e4858a9695db0ab9b8ea9e353ea2826b)
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STAGE 3

High above on the top floor, you will be in yet another long corridor, leading to the door to my throne room, you will encounter your last set of Joes, Cobras and Transformers to deal with. But more so at the end, there you will meet Joe Colton (the original G.I. Joe), Golobulus, Primus and Unicron (both Transformers have been slightly scaled down in size).

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F5%2F56%2FGeneralColton.png&hash=3928c2a8dfa096923ced7527b0875d048acac3d4)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20080706130832%2Fgijoe%2Fimages%2Fc%2Fc8%2FGolobulusblackhoriz1.jpg&hash=0e34a1fe7cfde626753e381e295224c99a068271)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F9%2F9a%2FPrimus.jpg&hash=24277f1a06fe2134810f1de98f50ab79dc1eeb98)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F6%2F6a%2FUnicron_DKUG.jpg&hash=0b827f71af697aabba12aee5a967b42b23ad4a5b)
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Take them out and you shall enter the last stage.

STAGE 4

Me. What else can I say? Reach this far if you want to save your President and if you value Sarah so preciously. They'll be here with me.

Spoiler

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy6%2FCharlesXavier%2FMiscellaneous%2FGI_Joe_001.jpg&hash=c0613057aed52362d8e369be1ae078eb36790039)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy6%2FCharlesXavier%2FMiscellaneous%2FAutobotGroupshot-1.jpg&hash=bd7ea495dff6d3e77510a59a8ba4e8b8f8250e4d)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy6%2FCharlesXavier%2FMiscellaneous%2FGIJoe_33_color.jpg&hash=343113a9d5d385f8c4001eaaa331d6d1fd7895be)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy6%2FCharlesXavier%2FMiscellaneous%2Ftf_decepticons_1987.jpg&hash=d4937c40b3147293347535243565311a5e732a79)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20090212021149%2Fcrossover%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ffc%2F200px-Doctor_Strangefate.jpg&hash=86f25f281766f3762f63b72b22df08323d24cab0)
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Take as much time as you need to prepare yourselves. It's going to take PATIENCE and STRATEGY to beat me.

Line up your troops. Be ready, be set, because you are about to face death before myself and my men.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thomasvan.com%2Fwp-content%2Ffiles%2Frohan-army-return-of-the-king.jpg&hash=f6d73a345cef2d23a8d6523e22e4e0e1d6a0ee6c)

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Spoiler
You might also want to prepare a little speech before charging into battle guys.
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 28, 2013, 03:09:36 AM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Sep 28, 2013, 02:24:05 AM
Meanwhile...

The White House is on full lock-down after Dr. Strangefate's previous terror broadcast. Secret Service agents patrol the grounds in every area. However, they are killed off stealthily one by one by a shadowed stranger.

The stranger approaches the White House's official office room where the President is protected by several bodyguards. The bodyguards are confused of who the stranger is and ask for his ID. The stranger easily dispatches them quietly, before facing a terrified President.

He removes his mask to reveal himself as Agent Faces.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20130222180623%2Fgijoe%2Fimages%2F3%2F38%2FSpyTroops-Faces.jpg&hash=d596e02490df98e2291a8b6b1b0c49367024db11)
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"Mr. President, I shall escort you to your new home."

He obviously means Strangefate's tower.

Elsewhere...

While Dovah has been hard at work, Sarah rests peacefully in her bedroom, unbeknownst to the fact that somebody is hiding underneath her bed.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fbehindthemedia%2Fimages%2F7%2F79%2FZartan.gif&hash=a197428c1cf9a6e34b1a34905b476ffc34616318)
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Zartan silently crawls out as he approaches the sleeping girl, and knocks her out with a cloth soaked in chloroform. He carries her unconscious body out of the window without any notice and disappears.

The next day, a note is found in Sarah's bed. It reads:

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2Foriginal%2F8%2F85504%2F1625146-gggfgfgftrt.jpg&hash=4e74253ab9f1fa53ee1f935a61fe70be8034abfe)
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"My friends, whilst you have been training and gathering your vast army to overthrow me, I have taken the liberty in kidnapping your President and your precious little girl. The latter will make so much use to improve my healing magic. I have also taken this time to do a little bit of this."

A Cobra satellite is activated, destroying several American cities:

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy6%2FCharlesXavier%2FMiscellaneous%2FSatellite_zpsa7230024.jpg&hash=df00e593d9bc96d0b686b3be0bd1f00f64129bde)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nahdy9SjbGs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nahdy9SjbGs#)
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Atomic missiles are launched upon other major cities around the globe, obliterating them to ash and leaving millions of people dead.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yojoe.com%2Fimages%2Fresize%2Fw%2F350%2Fvehicles%2F82%2Fcobrahq%2Fcobrahq_title.jpg&hash=6d7f248ab62aaab35bbd26e956f7a167b7254d1e)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-22tna7KHzI#t=18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-22tna7KHzI#t=18)
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"By the time you have read this, cities across North America, Europe and Asia will no longer exist. Your world leaders have been left powerless."

"Now, as promised I shall offer you my last hint, one that should hopefully makes things SLIGHTLY easier for you when it comes to defeating me. In fact, this is a walkthrough of my entire complex. Be thankful I gave this to you. Read this well, for the path to victory consists of four grueling stages:

Spoiler
STAGE 1

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.visit-the-world.com%2Fimages%2Fburj-dubai-tower.jpg&hash=bbbfa657717ac1a9a6025de73469c3a82efa1f21)

My first defense unit:

Tanks and other battle vehicles roll out from Arkham Tower.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thecrosshairstrader.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F06%2Ftanks.jpg&hash=0b35379e416c1e3163b9b7a850334c7728d7a938)
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They consist of MOBATs (for the Joe Troopers) and CATs (for the Vipers).

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yojoe.com%2Fimages%2Fresize%2Fw%2F350%2Fvehicles%2F82%2Fmobat%2Fmobat_title.jpg&hash=7717c43f6fc5990477a607bde6e0d696a48542be)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yojoe.com%2Fimages%2Fresize%2Fw%2F350%2Fvehicles%2F85%2Fcat%2Fcat_title.jpg&hash=b4b892d172b8b734040e89e7845ac2d79ab57ed3)
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FLAKs, Cobra ASPs, Air Defenses and Cobra Bunkers are positioned around the tower in a perimeter to heavily boost defenses.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yojoe.com%2Fimages%2Fresize%2Fw%2F350%2Fvehicles%2F82%2Fflak%2Fflak_title.jpg&hash=c2d53b726ed1f063e9758aa817a94efb613747eb)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yojoe.com%2Fimages%2Fresize%2Fw%2F350%2Fvehicles%2F84%2Fasp%2Fasp_title.jpg&hash=1e509e287b46635c5d460bb475570a946e00ff43)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yojoe.com%2Fimages%2Fresize%2Fw%2F350%2Fvehicles%2F85%2Fairdefense%2Fairdefense_title.jpg&hash=c6efabdd71d22d425ec64a004f46082429c4a959)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yojoe.com%2Fimages%2Fresize%2Fw%2FMAX%2Fvehicles%2F85%2Fbunker%2Fbunker_box.jpg&hash=4801929baa8bf2e3283812b4977b3de69b1bfbe2)
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Ace flies in the sky with a fleet of Skystrikers for air defense.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2Foriginal%2F4%2F48250%2F920478-ace_rah.jpg&hash=cb480afc26810972aab433e393cb170226c03394)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yojoe.com%2Fimages%2Fresize%2Fw%2F350%2Fvehicles%2F83%2Fskystriker%2Fskystriker_title.jpg&hash=7751686fc71e036b82b13c2d6842fc7673f73376)
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As does Wild Weasel with some Rattlers.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.myuselessknowledge.com%2Fjoe%2Fcharacters%2Fwildweasel-dd.gif&hash=397bb8deffee35bbaa2e4779fb88ab3d82590208)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yojoe.com%2Fimages%2Fresize%2Fw%2F350%2Fvehicles%2F84%2Frattler%2Frattler_title.jpg&hash=721a9450b9eaafa9c7e6c6e586660a37df1d825d)
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Numerous W.H.A.L.E.s and Water Moccasins, lead by Gung-Ho and Copperhead, patrol the bloody moat encircling Arkham Tower.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F7%2F78%2FGung-Ho.gif&hash=4fc306acfabde5dec604bfb1a3d408d35a3c1123)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20100217041908%2Fgijoe%2Fimages%2Fb%2Fbc%2FWhale_box.jpg&hash=c03f048ebab47eac862520a470ff4a292f4c37de)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20111124193236%2Fgijoe%2Fimages%2Fc%2Fcf%2FCopperheadRAH.jpg&hash=5133221627e11462923e987f0b4ec7dd25584722)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yojoe.com%2Fvehicles%2F84%2Fwatermoccasin%2Fwatermoccasin_box.jpg&hash=0671ba4d9ff1472c0a7cccb20b1a1d234b38fcf0)
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Thousands of Transformers emerge from Arkham Tower to act as further defense. Some of them are Combiners.

Spoiler
Omega Supreme

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F3%2F3b%2FStudioOxOmegaSupreme.jpg&hash=680de00a5760ee8ed365a9c71bd7b8ffe91915e2)

Devastator

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F1%2F12%2FDevastatorManga1.jpg&hash=8f6dc2e5bd899378f80e0f51623621f3adee9f71)

Metroplex

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Trypticon

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Superion

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Menasor

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Defensor

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Bruticus

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Computron

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Predaking

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Piranacon

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Abominus

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Raiden

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Dinoking

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Guarding the entrance doors to Arkham Tower, stands Duke, Optimus Prime, Cobra Commander and Megatron.

Spoiler
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(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fb%2Fba%2FCobra_commander.jpg&hash=91043e2e75123c8c56fc2f1a304670a8dac57638)
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Defeat them, my friends, and you may pass on to the second stage.

STAGE 2

Inside my tower, through the long stretching corridors, more Tranformers, Joe and Cobras patrol these grounds. Night Creepers have set booby traps that even the naked eye can't see. Tread carefully.

Spoiler
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Oh, and did I mention they are being led by Snake-Eyes and Storm Shadow?

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2Foriginal%2F0%2F7604%2F567425-2v9t56r.jpg&hash=304e67f52ca6db10948c76a90cb4d2dd206aaad9)
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Pass through my horde of ninjas and you'll reach the elevator doors, where you will encounter General Hawk, Hot Rod, Serpentor and Galvatron, standing by guard.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2Fe%2Fe7%2FGIJoe34Hawk.jpg%2F220px-GIJoe34Hawk.jpg&hash=07f09115ea7558a23aff8b7958b7d6548be46470)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Fe%2Fe5%2FFightorflee_Rodimus_explosion.jpg&hash=de83a8735c5e265201c16852a674c94d3032bda6)
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STAGE 3

On the top floor, you will be in yet another long corridor, leading to the door to my throne room, you will encounter your last set Joes, Cobras and Transformers to deal with. But more so at the end, there you will meet Joe Colton (the original G.I. Joe), Golobulus, Primus and Unicron (both Transformers have been slightly scaled down in size).

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F5%2F56%2FGeneralColton.png&hash=3928c2a8dfa096923ced7527b0875d048acac3d4)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20080706130832%2Fgijoe%2Fimages%2Fc%2Fc8%2FGolobulusblackhoriz1.jpg&hash=0e34a1fe7cfde626753e381e295224c99a068271)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F9%2F9a%2FPrimus.jpg&hash=24277f1a06fe2134810f1de98f50ab79dc1eeb98)
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Take them out and you shall enter the last stage.

STAGE 4

Me. What else can I say? Reach this far if you want to save your President and if you value Sarah so preciously. They'll be here with me.

Spoiler

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Take as much time as you need to prepare yourselves. It's going to take PATIENCE and STRATEGY to beat me.

Line up your troops. Be ready, be set, because you are about to face death before myself and my men.

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Spoiler
You might also want to prepare a little speech before charging into battle guys.
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Spoiler
*Sigh* Dude, as Sarah's Big Daddy, I would never have left Sarah's side. T.T
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 28, 2013, 08:36:46 AM
Spoiler
Dovah please, just roll with it for once. It's all meant to create more conflict and build up to this climactic showdown, let alone Strangefate's ultimate demise. Swear.
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Oh, and my tower's in Antarctica, FYI. Prepare yourselves.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Sep 28, 2013, 01:13:40 PM
Dovakiin has got a point but I'll play along.

*Dovakiins freaking out after the loss of Sarah he begins smashing up everything he sees*
"Calm down big guy we will get her back. Now."
*I press a button on my remote and the tv turns on*
"We have located Strangefates forces are in the Antarctic region...."
*Dovakiin charges through the TV and into the water swimming towards Antarctica*
"We guess we'll meet you there."
*Me, KiramidHead and ED-E race into our vertibird and take flight towards Antartica*
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Ffallout%2Fimages%2F2%2F26%2FBear_Force_One_Vertibird.png&hash=a560f089c6948d0b32ed2c54c8c1da36d30ca044)
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*Over the vertibirds radio we hear static than suddenly*
Iron patriot: "You miss me."
"No way. We though you chickened out."
Iron Patriot: "No way. Ha that will be the day."
"So did you bring back up?"
*And out side the veribird we see it.*
"Wow"
*We land two hundred meters away from Strangefates main door*
"May I say the pre battle speech?"
*KiramidHead blankly looks at me and ED-E just beeps nevously*
"Well I'd like to dedicate this battle. To the ones we've lost, the ones we love and the ones we are gonna lose in this fight. But that alone will not stop us from getting the peace we deserve and give back what is ours."
*The speech is echoed over the fortress*
"My friends.... Attack."
*ED-E fires it plasma spasticly at MOBATs and CATs melting them*
*KiramidHead charges at Gung-Ho and Copperhead war axe swing*
Spoiler
*Iron patriots backup flies over and takes out the Skystrikers and FLAKs, Cobra ASPs, Air Defenses and Cobra Bunkers before taking out Wild Weasel and some Rattlers before disengaging*(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftheorange.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F05%2Fironman3-screensho.jpg&hash=975f1fc1153cc61877644e823f820fbd99e2d0b7)
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*Meanwhile...*
Spoiler
*Hundreds of veribirds attack the all the transformers from the sky turn them into scrap metal within seconds*

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rotaryaction.com%2Fimages%2Fresevil5c.jpg&hash=9a76efe4917bf69390bd9d639690b4e43fa2fc52)
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*While underneth the ice Dovakiin and the thousands of splicers are tunneling underneath the ice and into Strangefates fortress*

*Sarah has escaped her prison cell through the air ducts and reaches the presidents cell*
*The guards are all outside. Sarah jumps out of the duct and injects her syringe into the president and in an instant his invisible. Together they over power the guards and Sarah strangles Zartan to death. Just as she kills him Dovakiin smashes though the floor. They are reunited. The splicers roam free in Strangefates fortress unstopable. The president decloaks in a sigh of relief*
"I knew someone would rescue me."
*Dovakiin knocks out the president and carryies Sarah and him over his shoulder smashing down Duke and Cobra Commander before taking on Megatron and Optimus Prime*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 28, 2013, 01:57:23 PM
Megatron and Optimus Prime knock away Terx2. Duke tackles the President to the ground while Cobra Commander wraps Sarah in a chokehold position and points his Desert Eagle pistol to her head.

"One move and the child gets a bullet in the head!" Cobra Commander threatens to Terx and the gang.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 28, 2013, 04:07:49 PM
Kiramid bursts into the cell, and is faced with the double hostage situation.

Kiramid: It's really a pity, you know. You could have been such a power on your own, but you've retreated so much and so often that you're reduced to working for someone else. How can you even call yourself "Commander" anymore? You're pitiful, and a relic, to boot.

Faced with the truth of his own situation, Cobra Commander drops Sarah. He reflects for a moment, and then turns his gun on himself.

BANG!

He falls down dead. Sarah runs over to Kiramid and Dovahkiin.


Sarah: Daddy! Strange Man!

Kiramid takes one look at Duke, and shakes his head. The once heroic Joe turns and runs, as Kiramid throws his sword at him, ending the life of a once great man. He retrieves his sword, and they leave in search of Dr. Strangefate.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 28, 2013, 04:19:31 PM
After leaving the cell complex, our heroes approach the entrance doors to Dr. Strangefate's main tower, where the second stage awaits beyond them. They are halted when Optimus Prime and Megatron stomp in their way, aiming their guns at them.

Spoiler
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(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20120321193158%2Fvillains%2Fimages%2F1%2F14%2FG1-Megatron_1301774239.jpg&hash=b7631ebd27d50a9e8bfc6676578ce07921198634)
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"Where do you think YOU'RE going?" Megatron cackles.

"You will not pass." Optimus Prime says.

Loud footsteps are heard from behind as Joes, Cobras and other Transformers run to stop our heroes from proceeding into the tower, firing bullets and lasers in a frenzy. Amongst the large crowd are Flint and Lady Jaye...

Spoiler
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...the Dinobots, who combine to form the Beast...

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F2%2F2e%2FTHE_BEAST.jpg&hash=c1ff1d80167146dae2b32b2a39b9be05f6f3dfa0)
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...Destro and the Baroness...

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.myuselessknowledge.com%2Fjoe%2Fcharacters%2Fdestro-baroness.gif&hash=8a3269bf7371ce6a8e92d9f3685956c4a434fbe0)
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...and Deathsaurus.

Spoiler
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How will our heroes get out of this pickle to advance to the next stage?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 28, 2013, 06:16:09 PM
*Dovahkiin growls angrily as he begins charging a plasmid in his hand. Electricity crackles from his palm and steadily moves up his arm. He lets out a monstrous roar as he throws his hand forward and lets out a massive torrent of powerful electricity, killing many of the joes, cobras and transformers, but leaving Optimus Prime, Megatron, the Beast, destro, baroness and deathsaurus alive, but stunned, convulsing heavily from the electricity. Dovahkiin revs his drill as Sarah cheers from his shoulder.*

Sarah: Kill 'em daddy!

*Dovahkiin leaps forward and drills strait through Megatron's spark, killing him. He then knocks Optimus Prime down and tears his head off before throwing it at destro and baroness at a velocity so great that it crushes both their bodies.*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 28, 2013, 06:21:37 PM
Kiramid: Good one, friend.

Kiramid backs up into a shadowy corner, and climbs up and maneuvers his way through the rafters. He makes his way behind Flint and Jaye, and then drops down silently without them knowing. He sneaks up behind them, and chops them both in half.

Kiramid: It's never pleasant to watch a sweet couple split.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 28, 2013, 06:30:49 PM
*As Kiramid kills Flint and Jaye, Dovahkiin faces down the Beast. It roars at him. Realizing the pure power of the Beast, Dovahkiin roars, calling two Bouncer Big Daddies, two Rosie Big Daddies and two Rumbler Big Daddies to join him. The Rosies shoot out the beasts eyes with their rivet guns, The Bouncers drill the ground, creating a large shock wave, stunning the beast and the rumblers assault Him with rockets, causing him to begin to fall back. As he falls, Dovahkiin leaps forward an drills into his head. The beast roars and resists, but is continually damaged by the bouncers' drills, the Rosie's rivet guns and the rumblers rockets, weakening him heavily as Dovahkiin repeatedly drills into his head before blasting electrobolt into the beast's head making him roar in agony until he expires..*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 29, 2013, 02:05:04 AM
With is comrades defeated, Deathsaurus attacks.

Dovah is struck on the chest by Deathsaurus' ball and chain. Tigerbreast and Eaglebreast detach from their master and look down upon their foe.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Ff%2Ff7%2FDeathsaurus_vs_leozack.jpg&hash=3a8a9492bb051de1ca19336a060d202d2c5b3997)

Terx2 and Kiramid, accompanied by Iron Patriot and his back-up attack Deathsaurus. Deathsaurus who jumps into the air and transforms into his beast form.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Ff%2Ffb%2FDeathsaurus_beastmode.jpg&hash=9608348945b6165fdb9e49bfebe1805bce226a3d)

He goes in for the aerial attack whilst Tigerbreast is left to deal with Dovah. Eaglebreast grapples his talons onto Sarah.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Sep 29, 2013, 03:24:53 AM
*SpaceMarines sips a ginger ale*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2013, 03:25:43 AM
*Void Janitor sips wine*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Sep 29, 2013, 03:36:05 AM
*Marines and Janitor share glance from across room; Marines raises glass and nods*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 29, 2013, 03:43:21 AM
Kiramid: A beast? I have faced beasts beasts before. Be it desert sands or jungle soil, the forests of Zingara or the permafrost of Vanaheim, they always fall before me. This shall be no different.

Kiramid strafes away from Deathsaurus, and jumps around onto its back. He cuts a rather large hole in it's back, and it falls to the ground, not dead, but paralyzed.

Kiramid: Terx, Iron Patriot- finish him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2013, 03:53:33 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Sep 29, 2013, 03:36:05 AM
*Marines and Janitor share glance from across room; Marines raises glass and nods*
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Spoiler
but seriously though this shit is sfawwwww so good
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 29, 2013, 07:20:19 AM
*Tigerbeast leaps at Dovahkiin, but is impaled by his drill. After dispatching Tigerbeast, Dovahkiin leaps up and grabs Eaglebeast by his wing and pulls him down before slowly tearing him in half by both his wings. Dovahkiin then returns Sarah to his shoulder.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2013, 08:40:55 AM
*Sweeper sits in the corner, his eyes widen. "Guys," he says "I'm so f**king wet right now."*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 29, 2013, 09:25:22 AM
Nevermind Sweeps. There's shit going on in this f**king thread. Like f**king serious shit. In this random text battles thread.

They're gonna ignore us.

Tea?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2013, 09:31:41 AM
*Sweeper finishes swabbing crotchal region, stands up silently, and clears his throat: "Yes Omega, my dear friend, tea would be lovely."*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 29, 2013, 09:39:10 AM
Do you want milk to go with it?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2013, 09:46:17 AM
"I've had enough milk today, as evidenced by my pants, thanks."  :)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: coolbreeze on Sep 29, 2013, 10:00:31 AM
How's bout a little sugar?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 29, 2013, 10:35:49 AM
This situation is so spermatic.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 29, 2013, 12:26:24 PM
With the battle raging on outside, our heroes step into Dr. Strangefate's tower to Stage 2. They are in a long stretching corridor with a high ceiling. It's the biggest lobby they've ever seen.

They are welcomed when Scrap-Iron detonates a few mines from the ceiling, with debris falling down upon our heroes. He then takes cover behind a pillar and fires with his pistol. His other bombs scattered and hidden within the lobby.

At the same time, Night Creepers swarm in, led by Snake-Eyes and Storm Shadow, and a band of other ninjas from G.I. Joe and Cobra.

And from elevating platforms appear several Nightbirds led by Devcon, Drift, Kamakura and Jinx.

Spoiler
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(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Fb%2Fb5%2FDevconbodiesprofile.jpg&hash=ecf4712ee7fa0784c281fa06b3fe6678f656b4f0)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F8%2F8a%2FAHM_06_CoverA.jpg&hash=3acf0bb98e457503ef90e433ed45e00ee3ad6934)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F9%2F9f%2FKamakura.png&hash=f43ac9498aada9a1b4ef2633a735952499012b78)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Fthumb%2F2%2F2a%2FGIJoevsTFII_1_Jinx.jpg%2F200px-GIJoevsTFII_1_Jinx.jpg&hash=828630e3e75397ea253d70621aaec6240839b113)
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Quick Kick appears behind KiramidHead and delivers a roundhouse kick in his face.

Spoiler
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General Hawk, Serpentor, Hot Rod and Galvatron await at the end guarding the elevator doors.

Serpentor commands the attack and sends the ninjas to attack.

Can our heroes survive this ordeal AND avoid the Night Creepers' booby traps, let alone Scrap-Iron mines?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 29, 2013, 03:39:09 PM
Kiramid: Do that again. I f**king dare you.

Quick Kick tries for another roundhouse kick, but this time he lacks the element of surprise. Kiramid catches his foot and crushes the bones to powder with one hand. He then slices off both of his legs for good measure. He then turns and cuts his way through the army of Night Creepers, until only Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow are left.

Kiramid: Who dies first?

A three-way sword battle ensues. Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow have the clear advantage in numbers. but they have never faced sheer barbarian ferocity before. The struggle goes on for no short time, with each side having its ups and downs. After a good long while, Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow both charge in from opposite directions. At the last possible moment, Kiramid ducks and rolls, and the two ninjas end up impaling each other on their own swords. Kiramid smirks.

Kiramid: Talk about conjoined twins.

He chops both their heads off for good measure.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 29, 2013, 04:31:45 PM
The Nightbirds surround our heroes, stringing them up a la Wolverine style: http://www.voxboxcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wolverine-movie-review-ninjas.gif (http://www.voxboxcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wolverine-movie-review-ninjas.gif)

Devcon, Drift, Kamakura and Jinx raise their swords at Terx2, KiramidHead, Dovah and Sarah, ready to cut their heads clean off.

"A message from Dr. Strangefate," says Jinx. "He has no further use of Sarah. Our orders are now to kill her, like the rest of you."

Scrap-Iron watches with delight in the distance, ready to detonate more mines if any of them attempted to pull a fast one.

"Execute them!" shouts Sepentor in the distance with his group, riding on his Air Chariot. "THIS I COMMAND!"

Spoiler
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Sep 29, 2013, 08:18:57 PM
*sips tea menacingly*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 29, 2013, 08:28:39 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Sep 29, 2013, 08:18:57 PM
*sips tea menacingly*

But little did SpaceMarines know, Nightmare Asylum had drilled a hole in the bottom of his teacup.

Spoiler
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSmvu9tt0aXZzT4maZarwI72jCeKBSVMTxlJ9SMcuDFjqFxwMZbuw)

Muahuaha! Mine is an evil laugh!
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 29, 2013, 08:36:27 PM
Kiramid rolls his eyes.

Kiramid: Dov, use-ay the eleport-tay, ow-nay!

Dov: *whale noises*

They teleport behind those who had surrounded them.

Kiramid: Nice try.

Strangefate's servants all meet with death.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 29, 2013, 08:38:38 PM
Whale noises eh?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20120511133730%2Fmemoryalpha%2Fen%2Fimages%2F2%2F2a%2FWhale_Probe.jpg&hash=5e8395fb2c2897613b591deafb910aaa4b719e1c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Sep 29, 2013, 08:49:35 PM
The tea has spilt on my pants.

My clothes are ruined.

As is my tea.

NA has defeated me.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 29, 2013, 09:59:08 PM
How can you WASTE TEA LIKE THAT

*throws tables menacingly*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 29, 2013, 10:05:27 PM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Sep 29, 2013, 08:49:35 PM
The tea has spilt on my pants.

My clothes are ruined.

As is my tea.

NA has defeated me.
I think you just broke new ground for this thread.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 29, 2013, 10:06:27 PM
I think Omega broke the ground when he threw that table.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Sep 29, 2013, 10:11:38 PM
You broke my spirit when you drilled that hole.

Now, I weep for SpaceMarines, and his spilt tea.

For no one else will.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 29, 2013, 10:19:21 PM
You broke my heart when Tea was wasted.


Tea, guys. Tea. Not some f**king tap water. Or common drink. Tea.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Sep 29, 2013, 10:23:07 PM
And I weep alone.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 29, 2013, 10:29:29 PM
A low hum overcomes the otherwise quiet room as I sit in the dark corner, finger still clutching the trigger on the drill.

I smile.

SpaceMarines' tea is no more.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 30, 2013, 02:13:18 AM
The ninjas are all slain. Scrap-Iron, Galvatron, General Hawk, Serpentor and Hot Rod go in for the kill.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Sep 30, 2013, 02:34:45 AM
*Serpentor lunges at Sarah, who is perched on Dovahkiin's shoulder. Dovahkiin moves and catches Serpentor in the air and swings him into Hot Rod, breaking both their bodies before drilling into General Hawk messily, flinging blood everywhere. As droplets of blood hit her face, Sarah laughs with glee.*

Sarah: Get 'em daddy! Get 'em!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Sep 30, 2013, 03:51:43 AM
*pushes over Sarah*

I'm so sorry.

I'm just very upset about my pants.

And my tea.

I weep, and am heard no more.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 30, 2013, 05:41:12 AM
Who the f**k is Sarah? Is she the one that came on my pants? It was there when I woke up.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 30, 2013, 08:19:42 AM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Sep 30, 2013, 02:34:45 AM
*Serpentor lunges at Sarah, who is perched on Dovahkiin's shoulder. Dovahkiin moves and catches Serpentor in the air and swings him into Hot Rod, breaking both their bodies before drilling into General Hawk messily, flinging blood everywhere. As droplets of blood hit her face, Sarah laughs with glee.*

Sarah: Get 'em daddy! Get 'em!

Galvatron transforms into cannon mode and blasts away at our heroes.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Ff%2Ffa%2FChaos_Galvatron_cannon.jpg&hash=4ea3fa8bb7bdb7944f8347ccb61271bd7794a1c6)

At the same time, Scrap-Iron detonates all of the mines in the lobby area.

Meanwhile elsewhere in the tea room...

An odd bleeping noise interrupts the tea time between Space Sweeper, SpaceMarines, Omegazilla and Nightmare Asylum. Placed underneath the table, a bomb devised by Scrap-Iron detonates.

KABOOM!

The entire room goes up in smoke yet the group miraculously survives. Though their clothes have been left burned and shredded and their faces blackened.

A torn note left by a broken pot of tea reads:

Yours truly,

Dr. Strangefate


It's realized that this vile act of terrorism cannot go unpunished.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Sep 30, 2013, 03:58:23 PM
Kiramid slinks off to the side, stealthy as a panther. He grabs the severed head of one of the robots and climbs up to the platform Galvatron is firing from. He walks right up to it and shoves the head down its barrel between shots.

Kiramid: Hit the deck!

Galvatron tries to fire again, but the blockage causes it to overload and then explode into a cloud of vapor.

Kiramid: Remember, kids, never bite off more than you than you can chew.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Sep 30, 2013, 04:05:05 PM
More mines are detonated. The ceiling collapses onto our heroes. Scrap-Iron remains armed with his pistol and hides behind another pillar, waiting for the next attack.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F1%2F18%2FScrapironpgcover.jpg&hash=2ab6110d70cd04234660c4821d1854f60dd7caf9)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 30, 2013, 04:57:18 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Sep 30, 2013, 05:41:12 AM
Who the f**k is Sarah? Is she the one that came on my pants? It was there when I woke up.
How many Sarahs do you think are in this thread?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 30, 2013, 05:30:33 PM
12.

And 9 of them are drinking tea.

Bring me my drill.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 30, 2013, 05:35:17 PM
I sure know which Sarah I'll be using my drill on.


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110303151118%2Fjurassicpark%2Fimages%2Fb%2Fb5%2FSarahharding.jpg&hash=df899fa8a693166414daf04c8b8fff4fe8cd34bf)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Sep 30, 2013, 10:59:58 PM
Quote from: Omegazilla on Sep 30, 2013, 05:35:17 PM
I sure know which Sarah I'll be using my drill on.


http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110303151118/jurassicpark/images/b/b5/Sarahharding.jpg
sarah got you hard--ening...

SARAAAAHHH
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Oct 01, 2013, 07:06:45 PM
*Dovahkiin drills out of the wreckage, having shielded his allies from the collapse. As quickly as Scrap Iron can look out and realize, Dovahkiin shoots him in the head with a rivet. He falls dead as the group emerges from the debris.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KiramidHead on Oct 02, 2013, 02:10:01 PM
Kiramid gets up, a bit dazed by all the rubble. He looks around, and sees an elevator on the other side of the room, still intact. He gestures towards it.

Kiramid: Come on, you guys. That's probably the way up to the top of the tower.

They enter the elevator. The look at the button panel, and Kiramid pushes the button assigned to the top floor.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 02, 2013, 04:11:42 PM
Well done. You have passed Stage 2 and are well on your your way to the third. However, getting to the top floor (106th floor) won't be a cinch.

Strangefate, sensing the heroes in the elevator, sends more men to dispatch his kind guests. The elevator stops suddenly on the 15th floor. The doors open and in rush the Dreadnoks (minus Zartan and Road Pig).

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20100809185007%2Ftfumux%2Fimages%2F4%2F4f%2FGroupDreadnoks.jpg&hash=68c0a3dd25f8a21d4559f06b601334cf293f7abc)

Torch makes the first move and bursts flames with his flamethrower.

Spoiler
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Oct 02, 2013, 04:41:53 PM
*Dovahkiin roars and smashes through the group, scattering them. He then uses incinerate! On torch and as Torch burns to death, Dovahkiin turns to the others, Sarah taking cover behind him.*

Sarah: Don't mess with my daddy!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 02, 2013, 04:47:05 PM
is this one of them jepenise caretoons
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 02, 2013, 04:50:59 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 02, 2013, 04:47:05 PM
is this one of them jepenise caretoons
Could be jevaginese.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 03, 2013, 04:51:22 AM
The Dreadnoks surround our heroes, watching as Torch burns to ashes. A group of Cobra B.A.T.s march in to join the attack.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fjoebattlelines.com%2Fimages%2Freviews%2F25th%2Ffigures%2Fbatv1%2Fbat-8.jpg&hash=4efbbb2a65290db532ca494e775a4b99b05f752f)

Monkeywrench throws a flash grenade, blinding our heroes. The B.A.T.s take this chance to seize Sarah and grab her by the arms and legs. They are ordered to tear off her limbs.

Spoiler
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At the same time, Zarana drop kicks KiramidHead.

Spoiler
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Oct 03, 2013, 05:37:16 AM
*Dovahkiin roars in fury and drills into the ground, sending out a shock wave that stuns the B.A.T.s, making them drop Sarah. Dovahkiin then begins tearing the B.A.T.s limb-from-limb. In the midst of the slaughter, he catches a kick from Monkey Wrench before flinging him into a pillar, breaking his back.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 03, 2013, 07:36:57 AM
Buzzer and Ripper jump over Monekywrench's broken body and draw their weapons at Dovah, ready to disassemble him.

Spoiler
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(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2F1%2F1f%2FRipperGIJoe.jpg%2F220px-RipperGIJoe.jpg&hash=09440582c8bf508ce6c6eff26d40fe5c02e4e8e0)
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: coolbreeze on Oct 03, 2013, 11:38:55 AM
Quote from: Omegazilla on Oct 02, 2013, 04:50:59 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 02, 2013, 04:47:05 PM
is this one of them jepenise caretoons
Could be jevaginese.

nerdinese
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 03, 2013, 03:43:38 PM
dis thread in a nootshell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3eTRB2kfsw#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3eTRB2kfsw#ws)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: KiramidHead on Oct 03, 2013, 09:10:44 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Oct 03, 2013, 07:36:57 AM
Buzzer and Ripper jump over Monekywrench's broken body and draw their weapons at Dovah, ready to disassemble him.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2Fe%2Fe4%2FDreadnokBuzzer.jpg%2F220px-DreadnokBuzzer.jpg&hash=e3b37dc21093424d6ae20bc147815a53cf73e3fa)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2F1%2F1f%2FRipperGIJoe.jpg%2F220px-RipperGIJoe.jpg&hash=09440582c8bf508ce6c6eff26d40fe5c02e4e8e0)
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Kiramid rises stealthily from ground, and slinks up behind Buzzer and Ripper. He chops their arms off, the jams their own weapons into their faces.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 04, 2013, 01:26:55 AM
As Ripper and Buzzer drop dead, Zarana delivers KiramidHead another drop kick.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Oct 04, 2013, 01:30:08 AM
Kiramid movies out of the way and then grabs Zarana's leg with lightning quick reflexes. He rips the leg of its socket and beats Zarana to death with it. He doesn't stop until Zarana's head is a bloody, pulpy mess.

Kiramid: Talk about risking life and limb.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 04, 2013, 02:17:53 AM
The other Dreadnoks gang up on KiramidHead, having had enough of his terrible puns.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Oct 06, 2013, 04:33:22 AM
*Dovahkiin leaps to Kiramid's aid and grabs a Dreadnok by his leg and smashes him against the others, ending them before throwing his crumpled body to the ground. Dovahkiin moans at Kiramidhead.*

Sarah: Are you okay?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Oct 06, 2013, 04:34:49 AM
Kiramid looks up at the odd couple, and tries to reassure them.

Kiramid: My head feels like Crom's used it for an anvil, but otherwise I'm fine.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 06, 2013, 09:58:50 AM
The elevator doors shut, continuing upwards.

It stops again on the 44th floor. As the doors open, several Autobots appear. KiramidHead is hit on the head by a stone from slingshot, belonging to none other than Wheelie.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F6%2F65%2FWheelietftmslingshot.jpg&hash=2559ae5024e32edb4b3c896f93c5cb28568fba62)

"From early on, it was fated:
It would be me that you all hated!"

Meanwhile, Rack'n'Ruin charge in at Dovah and Terx2 for the kill.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2Fscale_small%2F7%2F72648%2F1340445-racknruin1.jpg&hash=810016edebd015ba6822213188cfede4cb12d5e3)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Oct 06, 2013, 11:13:49 PM
Kiramid: Ouch.

Kiramid: looks over at Wheelie, and gets really, really pissed. He runs right up to him, throws him to the ground, and starts curbstomping him into oblivion.

Kiramid: A slingshot? Do I looks like f**king Goliath, shithead?!?!?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 07, 2013, 03:48:34 AM
Wheelie cries for mercy.

"Please, have mercy, no more beatings!
Can't you hear my humble pleadings?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Oct 07, 2013, 04:40:24 AM
Kiramid stops the stomping for a few seconds. He looks at Wheelie for a moment, and then speaks.

Kiramid: Two things: one, your rhyming is really, really annoying. Secondly, I'm sorry, but if you ride with outlaws, you die with outlaws.

He finishes the job with a sword thrust through the head.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 07, 2013, 08:59:15 AM
Wheelie's body goes limp, but his voice box keeps playing:

"You've destroyed my head, my spirit, my Autobot logo,
But in the end you'll face death with Strangefate, you gay-bashing homo!"

Meanwhile, Rack'n'Ruin grab hold of Sarah, ready to bash her head in.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Terx2 on Oct 07, 2013, 09:13:59 AM
*I roundhouse kick Rack'n'Ruins heads clean off*
"Sorry I zoned out. But I guess my head wasn't the only one in the clouds!"
*I start to laugh as screaming in pain as I break of its hammer and use it to smack there heads into Wheelie's chest before the wreck explodes.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 07, 2013, 09:18:08 AM
NUKES EVERYBODY, EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
                                  VINCE GILLIGAN
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Blacklabel on Oct 07, 2013, 09:34:04 AM
A Wild Superman appears! out of the nuke's mushroom cloud.

He kicks Vince Gilligan in the face, destroying the man's nose. His eyes pop out and explode. His insides turn into porridge.

This is the Zack Snyder Superman, of course.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 07, 2013, 09:34:16 AM
Victorious again, the elevators doors begin to shut. But just at the last second, a pair of robotic hands grabs the door and swings them open. Two Autobot Headmasters appear before our heroes.

Road King

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F4%2F4d%2FRoadking_robotmode.jpg&hash=6fd57e17c041d1315f354e63377a285e22a668e4)

Minerva

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F2%2F2d%2FMinerva_robotmode.jpg&hash=a10470a3e4a8bba2b5b8a8ca61f3d5a9ebce4e48)

Road King points his gun at Terx2.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 07, 2013, 09:43:40 AM
Quote from: Blacklabel on Oct 07, 2013, 09:34:04 AM
A Wild Superman appears! out of the nuke's mushroom cloud.

He kicks Vince Gilligan in the face, destroying the man's nose. His eyes pop out and explode. His insides turn into porridge.

This is the Zack Snyder Superman, of course.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.pandawhale.com%2Fpost-22872-Walter-White-you-got-me-gif-Br-th7u.gif&hash=a82c6eb5ee918a7ac48bc3e73ed9fa172e88c28c)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Oct 07, 2013, 11:42:19 AM
*Dovahkiin leaps in front of Terx and uses Winter Blast to freeze Road King's arm before completely shattering it with a drill strike. He then smashes Road King's knee in with a kick and as he's coming down, Dovahkiin grabs his head and tears it off. He throws it at Minerva, scoring a direct hit to her head, making her crumple to the ground.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 07, 2013, 11:56:50 AM
The doors of the glass elevator shut and ascends higher.

On the 65th floor, it stops again. The doors open and there in the middle of several Joes, stands Sergeant Slaughter.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F6%2F6e%2FSgtSlaughterGijoe1.png&hash=a340a20a3ca47c9d83f4553145e0d29a08fcec58)

"YO, JOE!"

He leaps and tackles down KiramidHead like a football player.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fd%2Fd3%2FBazookaGIJoe.jpg&hash=89bd8ad653f18b3e3437c4f00df66470fcfe372e)

Bazooka takes aim at Dovah and Sarah and fires a bazooka missile at them.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F6%2F65%2FLeatherneck10075.jpg&hash=6b986959545921c979add55546a295fea06264bf)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fd%2Fda%2FWetsuit_GIJoe.jpg&hash=68c01c93c36ba85f219d3c97218c32f2fa6b4890)

Leatherneck and Wet-suit work together, grabbing Terx2 by the arms and wrestling with him.

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Oct 07, 2013, 12:19:18 PM
*Dovahkiin quickly shields Sarah from the rocket with his body, taking the brunt of the explosion. Dovahkiin then turns to Bazooka and fires his own rocket, blowing him to bits. Dovahkiin then quickly kicks Sergeant Slaughter off of Kiramidhead.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Oct 07, 2013, 05:18:31 PM
Kiramid gets up and runs over to where Sgt Slaughter is laying after taking a Big Daddy kick to the chest.

Kiramid: Get up.

Slaughter stands up, but only barely manages to do it. Kiramid looks at him for a moment.

Kiramid: Time for Slaughter to get butchered.

He runs his sword through Slaughter's abdomen and disembowels him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 07, 2013, 05:35:18 PM
Slaughter's insides spill out in front of him as he collapses.

More Joes arrive.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fd%2Fdb%2FBarbecue_%2528G.I._Joe%2529.jpg&hash=7478d0c26a7271f9bf460e05f04205f30592fd4d)

Barbecue swings his axe down upon KiramidHead without warning from behind his back.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20090331141644%2Fgijoe%2Fimages%2F7%2F79%2F3.jpg&hash=2c6e2b68f60d9015ebe39d0723bc2cbeb89f6b74)

The Fridge swings his football chain at Dovah and knocks him down. He smiles at Sarah.

"You're next!"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Oct 07, 2013, 06:39:34 PM
*Sarah screams as the Fridge closes in toward her. His focus is taken off of Dovahkiin and he doesn't notice as Dovahkiin approaches him from behind. Dovahkiin delivers a massive punch to his midsection, his armor doing nothing to prevent his ribs and spine from shattering. He hits a wall and crumples to the ground. Dovahkiin then pulls him apart as he screams himself hoarse. Dovahkiin then lifts Sarah back into his shoulders. Sarah happily hugs him, seemingly not minding the blood all over her protector.*

Sarah: Yay daddy!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Oct 07, 2013, 08:53:48 PM
Barbecue just barely hits Kiramid, giving him a slight cut down the length of his back. Kiramid spins around and makes a Pez Dispenser out if him.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 09, 2013, 03:20:20 AM
Leatherneck and Wet-suit continue beating up Terx2. Barbecue starts firing Pez candy at KiramidHead and Dovah.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Oct 09, 2013, 01:16:42 PM
*Dovahkiin sighs heavily as Pez candy clanks against his helmet. He shoots Barbeque in the head with a rivet. Dovahkiin then looks over at Terx, just standing there being beaten, and then at Kiramid. He moans quzzically.*

Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Oct 09, 2013, 01:54:56 PM
Kiramid: Hey, don't look at me. It's not my fault Strangefate took a figure of speech literally. ::)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 09, 2013, 04:31:27 PM
Growlings are heard behind them. Behind Dovah and KiramidHead, Sarah is attacked by two dogs; Junkyard and Order.

Spoiler

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fb%2Fbc%2FMuttGIJoe.jpg&hash=113dc442f05b099ee81c43941c8242cdc8d04b99)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fd%2Fd8%2FLaw%2526orderGIJoe.jpg&hash=645f7f6aaa5ec74af160d34bb92bb9be06b439a0)
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Their owners, Mutt and Law, leap onto KiramidHead and Dovah.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Oct 09, 2013, 05:59:37 PM
Kiramid points his sword up and catches Mutt as he leaps onto him. He then pulls the sword out and dismembers the probably dead corpse just to be sure. He looks at Dovahkiin, then looks at Sarah.

Kiramid: Hey, metal man, I'll take care of the girl.

He then kicks both attack dogs off Sarah and kills them both with a single sword swipe.

Kiramid: This is what happens when you don't spay and neuter your pets!

Kiramid and Sarah both share a high five, and turn to see how Dov is faring with Law.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Oct 09, 2013, 07:25:23 PM
*Kiramid hears horrible screaming, cracking bones and is sprayed with blood as he sees Dovahkiin tear Law in half at the waist. Dovahkiin then holds his hand out to Sarah and she smiles as she climbs up his arm and rests on his shoulder.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 10, 2013, 01:17:52 AM
Leatherneck and Wet-suit lift up Terx2 and hurl him towards Dovah and KiramidHead.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Oct 10, 2013, 01:24:30 AM
*Dovahkiin catches terx2's unconscious body and lays it on the ground before leaping at Wetsuit and eviscerating him with his drill.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 10, 2013, 01:36:58 AM
Leatherneck wastes bullets at Dovah with his assault rifle.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Oct 10, 2013, 02:43:52 AM
Kiramid slinks around behind Leatherneck, and chops his head off

Kiramid: Leatherneck? More like No Neck.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 10, 2013, 04:02:51 AM
Leatherneck's headless body spasms, firing the rifle aimlessly. One of the bullets his Sarah and pierces her heart.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Oct 10, 2013, 04:08:40 AM
*Sarah cries a if she's skinned her knee.*

Sarah: Daddy, it hurts...

*The bullet pops from her chest as she regenerates. Dovahkiin strokes her head lovingly before crushing Leatherneck's spasming corpse with his boot.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 10, 2013, 09:23:54 AM
this is getting kinda freaky

rip sarah 2007 - 2013
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 10, 2013, 02:38:17 PM
Nah man, he'll ignore your post and stuff.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Oct 10, 2013, 03:57:31 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 10, 2013, 09:23:54 AM
rip sarah 2007 - 2013

Little Sisters have a healing factor.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 10, 2013, 04:26:15 PM
Not when it is raining anti-healing potion!

And it's been raining anti-healing potion for a while.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Oct 10, 2013, 04:27:05 PM
*bottles up anti-healing potion and begins selling it on the black market*

Any takers?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 10, 2013, 04:30:50 PM
Stuff's falling out of the sky, man. But I would love an ornamental Kaiju skull.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Oct 10, 2013, 04:53:14 PM
If you purchase 200 crates of anti-healing potion I can sell you a skull. Otherwise, no deal.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Oct 10, 2013, 05:04:10 PM
Quote from: Omegazilla on Oct 10, 2013, 04:26:15 PM
Not when it is raining anti-healing potion!

And it's been raining anti-healing potion for a while.

Good thing we've been inside a tower for a really long while.  ::)



*Dovahkiin lifts Terx2's unconscious body back up onto his shoulder and moves toward the elevator.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Oct 10, 2013, 05:07:18 PM
What if there's a leak? Does the tower have insurance? ;)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 10, 2013, 05:16:37 PM
There's quite the leak man. This place crawls with rust monsters.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Oct 10, 2013, 05:17:56 PM
I hear something in the basement... :o

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Froosterillusionreviews.files.wordpress.com%2F2013%2F09%2F5-monsters.jpg&hash=23ef2368ec9a25312b66338033b0c8b2bf42af51)
[close]
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 10, 2013, 05:23:26 PM
Did I ever tell you that my favourite color is blue?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Oct 10, 2013, 05:30:18 PM
Do you read Sutter Cane?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 10, 2013, 05:32:15 PM
Yes. And I am Sutter Cane.

































































































































I read myself. HOHOHOHOHO
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 10, 2013, 05:52:10 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Oct 10, 2013, 03:57:31 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 10, 2013, 09:23:54 AM
rip sarah 2007 - 2013

Little Sisters have a healing factor.
If you mean the ability to BE healed from their 'drone' state... yeah.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 10, 2013, 05:56:27 PM
All little sisters are dead now anyway.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Oct 10, 2013, 06:59:29 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 10, 2013, 05:52:10 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Oct 10, 2013, 03:57:31 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 10, 2013, 09:23:54 AM
rip sarah 2007 - 2013

Little Sisters have a healing factor.
If you mean the ability to BE healed from their 'drone' state... yeah.

Actually, no. There is an audio log in BioShock that says they heal from almost any wound they receive almost instantly.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 10, 2013, 07:01:27 PM
She dead anyway bro

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdiscoverygc.com%2Fwiki%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2F3%2F34%2FDoge_%281%29.jpg%2F264px-Doge_%281%29.jpg&hash=565cb479620b80fb484c3b9a0568bb4bba352b30)

Much feels


So sad


Be strong
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 10, 2013, 07:15:54 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Oct 10, 2013, 06:59:29 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 10, 2013, 05:52:10 PM
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Oct 10, 2013, 03:57:31 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 10, 2013, 09:23:54 AM
rip sarah 2007 - 2013

Little Sisters have a healing factor.
If you mean the ability to BE healed from their 'drone' state... yeah.

Actually, no. There is an audio log in BioShock that says they heal from almost any wound they receive almost instantly.
To merely explain the reason that nothing happens when you shoot them in-game, but yet everything else is a threat to them. Narrative STEEEERETCH.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Oct 10, 2013, 07:21:01 PM
Well, anyone could "Harvest" them, and the process is one of the only things that kills them, so that's a threat. So I'm gonna go ahead and stick with what was established in the game.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 10, 2013, 07:35:42 PM
Guys, flies are around the corpse right now


Guys



Those flies are huge




GUYS



*The others continue arguing*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 10, 2013, 07:40:16 PM
When's the new narrative starting?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 10, 2013, 07:44:25 PM
When the writers' strike ends?


These flies are getting bigger anyway
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 10, 2013, 07:50:24 PM
Quote from: Omegazilla on Oct 10, 2013, 07:44:25 PM
When the writers' strike ends?
I think I just realized why pretty much every Galaxy Production has been put on hiatus at the moment (save for RazorSlash's SCALE, where the writing staff works for a pay network).
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 10, 2013, 07:54:21 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fch2289.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F10%2Fis-childs-still-human.jpg&hash=b5c55b421cbf66dcc98b807b08348bab0b402c9a)

Well... what do we do?
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 10, 2013, 08:16:28 PM
Why don't we just wait here for a little while... see if they ever write anything again...

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi40.tinypic.com%2F2wm3nn7.jpg&hash=8a2c128eaab90779c235eff811dd30411e7ecd61)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Oct 10, 2013, 08:35:57 PM
I never realized Omega hated children so much. Christ, just leave our narrative alone already.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 10, 2013, 08:40:51 PM
They're noisy, they're messy, they're expensive...
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Space Sweeper on Oct 10, 2013, 08:41:28 PM
Quote from: KiramidHead on Oct 10, 2013, 08:35:57 PM
I never realized Omega hated children so much. Christ, just leave our narrative alone already.
Sorry. You may now return to murdering each other over and over again. Just remember, it takes a year for the Dragon Balls to return.

Quote from: Omegazilla on Oct 10, 2013, 08:40:51 PM
They're noisy, they're messy, they're expensive...
...they smell.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 10, 2013, 08:42:01 PM
Babies smell!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 10, 2013, 09:39:53 PM
They do not smell!

Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 10, 2013, 08:16:28 PM
Why don't we just wait here for a little while... see if they ever write anything again...

http://oi40.tinypic.com/2wm3nn7.jpg

:'(



Anyways, yeah, NA, I'm still pissed about the tea.

And still no one weeps for the tea.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Cal427eb on Oct 10, 2013, 11:18:09 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 10, 2013, 08:16:28 PM
Why don't we just wait here for a little while... see if they ever write anything again...

http://oi40.tinypic.com/2wm3nn7.jpg
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.teen.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F03%2Femma-stone-gifs-crying-saorseronans.gif&hash=dc168715c1381169f8d92e541d1aae8108b7b17f)
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 11, 2013, 02:22:23 AM
Holy Christ, what's going on here?  :o

Guys, listen, I know there's a new RP thread for this and all, but can we at least finish this Strangefate scenario first? After that, we can go back to random text battles here like before. Okay?

Right...continuing from where Dovah left off...

Quote from: Dovahkiin on Oct 10, 2013, 05:04:10 PM
*Dovahkiin lifts Terx2's unconscious body back up onto his shoulder and moves toward the elevator.*

Our heroes continue up the elevator. After passing the 105th floor without any more encounters, the elevator takes them further up through a glass transparent tube, leading up to the last floor where Dr. Strangefate and the last horde of his minions await.

Sarah looks down upon the warfare still raging on land, sea and air. Skystrikers and Rattlers continue battling the Iron Patriots. One Rattler explodes near the elevator, causing it to vibrate. Then soon after, the elevator comes to an abrupt halt.

Our heroes are only a few feet away from the last door. But then, several aerial Decepticons swoop in for the kill.

Spoiler

Octane
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F4%2F4d%2FOctane_boxart.jpg&hash=43a2755c87c8f47bf6bc493e66a0671684212042)

Thunderwing
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Fb%2Fb6%2FThunderwing_with_matrix.jpg&hash=7982f78d4122597ad771561c273bf8832363bf5a)

Starscream
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F7%2F79%2FStarscreamg1.jpg&hash=f9a2056629ea09599b23714d60e604e0f46a956c)

Cyclonus
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F6%2F6c%2FCyclonusPioneerDVD1.jpg&hash=ac6f1e53c5afc8ad0e0975dd1a463301dc204151)

Sunstorm
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Fc%2Fcf%2FG1Sunstorm-Yoshioka.jpg&hash=62c545fb78d2498a006b837eefdaa9b944877cd8)

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Our heroes are forced to duck for cover when Thunderwing fires menacingly and shatters the glass around the elevator, exposing them to the air and cold wind.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Oct 11, 2013, 02:32:59 AM
*Dovahkiin moves in front of Sarah and Blasts thunderwing out of the sky with his rocket launcher. He then leaps forward and plunges his drill through Starscream's Spark before turning and freezing Cyclonus solid with Winter Blast and shattering him into pieces.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Oct 11, 2013, 02:39:01 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Oct 10, 2013, 09:39:53 PM
Anyways, yeah, NA, I'm still pissed about the tea.

And still no one weeps for the tea.

I weep for the tea.

I weep for the tea in all of its live action glory.

Because it was your tea, and I wanted it. :'(
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 11, 2013, 02:44:59 AM
You're the one who drilled the hole, NA.

You're the one who did this.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Oct 11, 2013, 02:48:02 AM
Because the tea was with you. And I wanted it. But I couldn't have it.

So I killed it.

I killed it and I hurt you.

And in some sick way, I liked it.

I liked it a lot.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Oct 11, 2013, 02:57:24 AM
Kiramid does his best to avoid getting shot, and gets in close to Octane before destroying his spark with Atlantean steel. He then moves over to help Dovahkiin with the remaining bots.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 11, 2013, 03:19:59 AM
Sunstorm fires at KiramidHead and Dovah while more Decepticons arrive.

Spoiler


Skywarp

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Fd%2Fde%2FSkywarp1.jpg&hash=81e083f6d32f65a6f14db024df694762917088c4)

Thundercracker

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F3%2F32%2FThundercrackerg1guido.jpg&hash=4108f3b4905885128697d92c0368ce9a9f463bbe)

Dirge

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F2%2F28%2FG1Dirge_MTMTE.jpg&hash=fe45f270816cc5bd6da7bf5ef92849706d3b2ef3)

Ramjet

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Oct 11, 2013, 03:23:29 AM
*Dovahkiin deflects sunstorm's bullets back at him with his drill, shredding him. Dovahkiin then leaps onto Thundercracker's shoulders and with a mighty roar, tears off his head and attaches a proximity mine to it before throwing it at high velocity at skywarp Blowing his head and half his torso off.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 11, 2013, 03:59:18 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Oct 11, 2013, 02:48:02 AM
Because the tea was with you. And I wanted it. But I couldn't have it.

So I killed it.

I killed it and I hurt you.

And in some sick way, I liked it.

I liked it a lot.

Y- You're pure evil.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Oct 11, 2013, 04:02:33 AM
Kiramid jumps into the fray, hacking and slashing at the Decepticons with lightning quick speed.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Oct 11, 2013, 04:04:21 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Oct 11, 2013, 03:59:18 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Oct 11, 2013, 02:48:02 AM
Because the tea was with you. And I wanted it. But I couldn't have it.

So I killed it.

I killed it and I hurt you.

And in some sick way, I liked it.

I liked it a lot.

Y- You're pure evil.

Excuse me while I manically twirl my mustache and drill holes in the bottom of every teacup in  the world.

Spoiler
YOU DID THIS TO ME, SPACEMARINES! :'(
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: SpaceMarines on Oct 11, 2013, 04:36:29 AM
You did this to yourself.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: OmegaZilla on Oct 11, 2013, 05:53:00 AM
You didn't betray SpaceMarines


YOU BETRAYED YOURSELF.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 11, 2013, 10:11:18 AM
Dirge and Ramjet suffer at the might of KiramidHead and drop like flies.

And speaking of flies...

"AAAAA!" screams the voice of Sarah.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F7%2F7a%2FShrapnelg1.jpg&hash=65201a51468ff641de47b6c04e59d50f0f060f19)

She is bitten on her calf and dragged to the edge of the elevator by Sharpnel, an Insecticon. Several more Insecticons scale up the tower and crawl into the elevator through the broken glass.

Spoiler


Bombshell

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Ff%2Ff2%2FGenesisBombshell.jpg&hash=62aa5b73aac74f54fdb2fb15815061a826b07144)

Kickback

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F9%2F90%2FGenesisKickback.jpg&hash=0293b9bae63e5d70f25f42dd13bb36150fb95829)

Venom

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Fa%2Fa3%2FG1Venom_boxart.jpg&hash=884585cfa054bccc44b4b4005a4113ab4fe47058)

Barrage

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Chop Shop

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Ransack

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Oct 11, 2013, 11:02:35 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Oct 11, 2013, 04:36:29 AM
You did this to yourself.
Quote from: Omegazilla on Oct 11, 2013, 05:53:00 AM
You didn't betray SpaceMarines


YOU BETRAYED YOURSELF.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Oct 11, 2013, 12:28:39 PM
*Dovahkiin launches a charged blast of Electrobolt, shocking the insecticons until they all deactivate, falling dead.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 12, 2013, 02:31:17 AM
The Insecticons plummet to their deaths and the elevator resumes in operation once more. It reaches its final destination on the 106th floor, initiating Stage 3.

The door opens to yet another grand corridor with a fountain and chandelier at the far end, where G.I. Joe, Primus, Golobulus and Unicron guard the grand doors leading into Dr. Strangefate's throne room.

Our heroes are greeted by a seemingly harmless steam locomotive which attracts Sarah's attention. But this locomotive is anything but friendly, when it transforms into Astrotrain.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F8%2F8f%2FAstrotrainTakeover.jpg&hash=1714ba10a4668cf56141cb3373a99c8d77b8cb62)

"Welcome to your doom!" he shouts.

He is joined by other three more Triple Changers: Broadside, Springer and Sandstorm.

Spoiler


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Fd%2Fdf%2FDW_G1Broadside.jpg&hash=2ffcb1dd59ab3db1b77a338787b46bd5c890e25b)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Fd%2Fdc%2FDarkAwakening-Springer.jpg&hash=8d75d070aa44db84b8ad327ea2650453c68a8019)

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Ff%2Ffb%2FG1AutobotSandstorm_boxart.jpg&hash=0cbfeff00c31a4ae14375680439be1763b031786)

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Beach Head arrives with a group of Marksman Specialists and starts firing at our heroes.

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F9%2F91%2FBeachhead_G.I._Joe.png&hash=5ec67804036583ad31b2505491dd2e46a94b5196)

Our heroes are suddenly blown away by an explosion caused by a grenade, belonging to none other than Firefly. He leads a group of Laser-Vipers towards their intruders.

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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Oct 12, 2013, 02:40:50 AM
*Rocked by the explosion, Dovahkiin hits a wall and lands on his knees. Slightly dazed, Dovahkiin moves quickly through the fray an rescues Sarah. After moving her to safety, Dovahkiin leaps at Beach head and his marksmen and eviscerates them with ease, though not without taking a few bullets.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 12, 2013, 02:46:02 AM
Astrotrain transforms back into a locomotive and attempts to run over Sarah and the rest of the gang.

Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2F2%2F2a%2FTheTransformerTheMovie-Astrotrainexcaping.jpg&hash=40007fc1abbd3aa5d06fb745716e62f24a770c6e)
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Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Oct 12, 2013, 03:50:33 AM
Kiramid leaps in and pushes Sarah out of the way, but his foot is clipped by Astrotrain running over it.

Kiramid: Crom!
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Oct 12, 2013, 04:02:16 AM
*Dovahkiin roars and freezes Astrotrain's wheels with winter blast, making him double over onto himself. He begins to transform, but Dovahkiin interrupts him, tearing him to pieces in mid-transformation. When he's finished, Dovahkiin slowly approaches Kiramidhead and examines his ankle, grunting quizzically.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 14, 2013, 02:07:10 AM
Broadside, Springer and Sandstorm grab hold of Dovah. The Laser-Vipers drag KiramidHead over to the edge of the elevator, threatening to drop him. At the same time, Firefly grabs hold of Sarah and points the nozzle of his uzi at her head.

"Your choice, Dovah, who are you gonna save? Your best pal or your precious little girl?"
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Dovahkiin on Oct 14, 2013, 02:46:13 AM
*Dovahkiin launches a blast of electrobolt, paralyzing the Laser Vipers, causing their fingers to actually tighten around Kiramid's leg. Dovahkiin then quickly lights Firefly on fire with incinerate! and slings broadside into sandstorm before drilling through Springer. Dovahkiin then empties hiss home gun into Broadside and sandstorm before rushing to throw Kiramid back inside the elevator before back handing the Laser Vipers off of the side of the elevator.*
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Ve...
Post by: KiramidHead on Oct 18, 2013, 10:35:30 PM
*Kiramid looks at his foot, then looks at Dovahkiin and Sarah.*

Kiramid: You two go on ahead. I'll follow behind and watch your backs, since I'll be too slow to keep up.
Title: Re: The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)
Post by: Charles Xavier on Oct 19, 2013, 01:04:15 AM
"GIIIIRL POWER!"

Before our heroes can advnce to the doors guarded by Unicron, Joe, Primus and Golobulus, they are attacked when Scarlett, Cover Girl and Mayday jump down from the ceiling.

Spoiler

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(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20090417024133%2Fgijoe%2Fimages%2F9%2F94%2FCover_Girl_RAH.jpg&hash=9dfe6e894fa8f14d44a45bfc489c21135848e864)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20121113175633%2Fgijoe%2Fimages%2F1%2F1a%2FChar_13422.jpg&hash=674a5652d6f889dda89835dbc0ef1bbce6a7be2c)
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Soon enough, female Autobots leap down as well; Arcee, Elita One, Chromia, Firestar, Moonracer, Greenlight and Lancer.

Spoiler

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Fthumb%2F3%2F37%2FArceeG1-2010storypage.jpg%2F300px-ArceeG1-2010storypage.jpg&hash=c725f39028097497a1e383ed70749f865cfb9185)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20060423061453%2Ftransformers%2Fimages%2F7%2F73%2FMCA-ElitaOne.jpg&hash=e9a15815871d29182dd1865e9babe90aa27ee4fb)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftfwiki.net%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages2%2Fthumb%2Ff%2Ff7%2FFemaleautobots.jpg%2F250px-Femaleautobots.jpg&hash=87e70a6f7d2fcbce317b60724f050762430f03b8)
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The female Aubotos tackle down and restrain Dovah securely while the Joe girls work together to dispose of Sarah and Terx2.