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Posted by The Old One
 - Apr 25, 2019, 02:52:26 AM
A flawed masterpiece.
Posted by NetworkATTH
 - Jan 27, 2018, 11:13:38 PM
Quote from: necrotard on Dec 15, 2017, 12:39:05 AM
After Ripley and Hicks have another adventure battling aliens, we're treated to this plot twist: They're both in a nursing home.  The events of Alien 3, 4, and 5 were all in their heads as a result of PTSD and dementia.

INT. NURSING HOME - DAY

Ripley and Hicks sit in wheelchairs in front of a window with a beautiful view of a forrest.  Birds can be heard chirping outside.  A nurse approaches Ripley with a cup of pills and a tray of food.

NURSE:
Time for your meds, Ellen.

RIPLEY:
I DIED!

NURSE:
Sure, Ellen, but please...

RIPLEY:
I'M NOT ELLEN, I'M A CLONE!

NURSE:
I know, but you still need to take your-

RIPLEY:
THERE WAS AN EGG ON THE SULACO AND JOSS WHEDEN WROTE A BAD MOVIE!

NURSE:
Ellen, neither of those things are possible.  You obviously need these meds, so please open up.

HICKS:
GET IT OFF MY FACE!

Ripley finally takes her pills.

HICKS:
(falling asleep)
Get it off... my... fa-

The nurse picks up some pudding and tries to spoon-feed Ripley.

NURSE:
Now eat up, Ellen.

RIPLEY:
(slapping the spoon away)
WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THE BETTY!

Nurse gets frustrated and slaps her.

NEWT (O.S.):
Get away from her you BITCH!

A overweight, middle-aged Newt stands in the doorway.  The nurse leaves as Newt steps in to spoon-feed Ripley.

NEWT:
Come on, Ripley.  You've gotta eat this.

RIPLEY:
(blankly staring off into space)
I risked my ass to save that little shit and she f**king drowned days later.  What a waste of time.

Newt's eyes fill with tears.  A loud fart emanates from Hicks.  Newt throws the spoon on the ground and storms out.

Pull back from Ripley and Hicks sitting alone, waiting to die.

Behind them, the window flickers off and the birds cease chirping, as it was just a digital screen.

FADE TO BLACK.

END CREDITS

POST CREDITS SCENE:

After the last credit rolls off-screen, David Fincher steps into frame.  He raises his middle finger at the audience.

FINCHER:
Happy now?

CUT TO BLACK.

This

This is Alien 3
Posted by Scorpio
 - Dec 29, 2017, 02:19:15 AM
Spoiler
[close]
Posted by Beatnation
 - Dec 26, 2017, 05:38:08 PM
Posted by BigDaddyJohn
 - Dec 15, 2017, 01:47:58 PM
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You had me dying man
Posted by SM
 - Dec 15, 2017, 07:10:00 AM
Yeah the bird flipping bit was.
Posted by whiterabbit
 - Dec 15, 2017, 06:23:50 AM
I thought Fincher already made this movie. Wasn't it called it alien 3.
Posted by Stitch
 - Dec 15, 2017, 04:02:41 AM
Love it.
Posted by 0321recon
 - Dec 15, 2017, 03:15:45 AM
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Sadly, that could happen now with Disney. Appease the crazed Blomkamp and Aliens fans.  :'(
Posted by DerelictShip
 - Dec 15, 2017, 01:45:13 AM
Beautiful. Standing ovation.
Posted by Nukiemorph
 - Dec 15, 2017, 12:39:05 AM
After Ripley and Hicks have another adventure battling aliens, we're treated to this plot twist: They're both in a nursing home.  The events of Alien 3, 4, and 5 were all in their heads as a result of PTSD and dementia.

INT. NURSING HOME - DAY

Ripley and Hicks sit in wheelchairs in front of a window with a beautiful view of a forrest.  Birds can be heard chirping outside.  A nurse approaches Ripley with a cup of pills and a tray of food.

NURSE:
Time for your meds, Ellen.

RIPLEY:
I DIED!

NURSE:
Sure, Ellen, but please...

RIPLEY:
I'M NOT ELLEN, I'M A CLONE!

NURSE:
I know, but you still need to take your-

RIPLEY:
THERE WAS AN EGG ON THE SULACO AND JOSS WHEDEN WROTE A BAD MOVIE!

NURSE:
Ellen, neither of those things are possible.  You obviously need these meds, so please open up.

HICKS:
GET IT OFF MY FACE!

Ripley finally takes her pills.

HICKS:
(falling asleep)
Get it off... my... fa-

The nurse picks up some pudding and tries to spoon-feed Ripley.

NURSE:
Now eat up, Ellen.

RIPLEY:
(slapping the spoon away)
WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THE BETTY!

Nurse gets frustrated and slaps her.

NEWT (O.S.):
Get away from her you BITCH!

A overweight, middle-aged Newt stands in the doorway.  The nurse leaves as Newt steps in to spoon-feed Ripley.

NEWT:
Come on, Ripley.  You've gotta eat this.

RIPLEY:
(blankly staring off into space)
I risked my ass to save that little shit and she f**king drowned days later.  What a waste of time.

Newt's eyes fill with tears.  A loud fart emanates from Hicks.  Newt throws the spoon on the ground and storms out.

Pull back from Ripley and Hicks sitting alone, waiting to die.

Behind them, the window flickers off and the birds cease chirping, as it was just a digital screen.

FADE TO BLACK.

END CREDITS

POST CREDITS SCENE:

After the last credit rolls off-screen, David Fincher steps into frame.  He raises his middle finger at the audience.

FINCHER:
Happy now?

CUT TO BLACK.
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