Lol, wtf
[Tap dances]
Goldblum is content :D
Oh, why would you do this to Goldblum!? What has Goldblum ever done to you?!
Jeff Goldblum is god.
Simply Jeff Goldblum.
It could change the world as we know it.
The Goldblum could save your life.
As much as I hate that Jamie Kennedy show, I did laugh at this one...
Goldbum... Well... He is just pure gold.
Who doesn't love Goldblum?
Quote from: CELTICPRED on Mar 17, 2008, 04:50:23 AM
Who doesn't love Goldblum?
Dinosaurs.
Mainly Mommy Rex.
Once they get a whiff of the essence of Goldblum, they'll be set straight.
You know, I think essence of Goldblum is worth the burning and irritation.
This thread, has made my day...
It might have even made my life.
I think I might be able to die now.
Goldblum makes everyone's day.
Oh, and I put this up today because I think it is the most hilarious laugh ever.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi257.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh227%2Fasplain%2Fshirtless.jpg&hash=42f7e3f4d3f737821c1c072fbe0dd721d117c4e3)
Goldblum is the essence of Goldblum
ROFL, sweet ^^
Quote from: That Yellow Alien on Mar 17, 2008, 05:31:54 AM
Goldblum makes everyone's day.
Oh, and I put this up today because I think it is the most hilarious laugh ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zZQvXJ38w4
And now, I have died.
The perfect ending.
The thing that makes me laugh even more is...
I just watched that movie yesterday.
And I laughed so hard at that scene, I forgot about the laugh.
"My god, it's full of stars...heh heh ha rawwwrr rawwhharrr."
I so needed that laugh. I have just composed an e-mail to about a dozen friends with the link to that video.
Oh man I always loved that laugh.
Goldblum is Jesus.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi110.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn120%2Fbranman887%2Fgoldblumjesus.jpg&hash=39695de6bbb97bdc611fb52323ebbd3804ce5f36)
Quote from: That Yellow Alien on Mar 19, 2008, 05:20:22 PM
Goldblum is Jesus.
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n120/branman887/goldblumjesus.jpg
I KNEW IT.
I WAS WORSHIPING THE RIGHT MAN ALL ALONG!
Forgive my impertinence, but given that Mikey and I have both recently watched Jurassic Park on Blu-Ray, we felt it would be an appropriate time to bump this thread, to remind people of the epic manliness that is Jeff Goldblum.
Enjoy ladies and gentlemen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRfDXLKC8CQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRfDXLKC8CQ#)
This is the greatest thread in the history of Galaxy.
Ah yes, I remember this thread.
Witness the power
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_ASmaQsPEw#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_ASmaQsPEw#ws)
Jeff Goldlum is so funny he makes the dead die a second time from laughter.
Quote from: That Yellow Alien on Oct 31, 2011, 02:50:18 PM
Ah yes, I remember this thread.
Witness the power
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_ASmaQsPEw#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_ASmaQsPEw#ws)
I could watch this for hours.
This is a wonderful place.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UApyd20yK5s# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UApyd20yK5s#)
"How dare you speak to me" :D
GOLDBLUM IS GOD
And when you wake up, ahhh, you're there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoqhtqVTv9s# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoqhtqVTv9s#)
"Oh... It's time to celebrate my career..."
I love this man.
this is the greatest thread ever concieved in the history of anything ever.
Quote from: Bad Replicant on Nov 03, 2011, 04:47:13 AM
And when you wake up, ahhh, you're there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoqhtqVTv9s# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoqhtqVTv9s#)
Does anyone else think Jeff sounds suspiciously similar to Adam West?
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 05, 2011, 09:37:39 AM
this is the greatest thread ever concieved in the history of anything ever.
Exactly what I thought when I saw the thread title.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjZuzC7IQfY#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjZuzC7IQfY#ws)
Quote from: RagingDragon on Nov 01, 2011, 05:21:33 AMThis is a wonderful place.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UApyd20yK5s# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UApyd20yK5s#)
Quote from: Bad Replicant on Nov 03, 2011, 04:47:13 AMAnd when you wake up, ahhh, you're there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoqhtqVTv9s# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoqhtqVTv9s#)
God, these two were wonderful. :laugh:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Nov 06, 2011, 10:45:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjZuzC7IQfY#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjZuzC7IQfY#ws)
"Goldbluming". This is now officially part of my lexicon.
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/husband-material-vol-3-jeff-goldblum/ (http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/husband-material-vol-3-jeff-goldblum/)
QuoteThe Dowry Jeff Brings: 8 hectares of fertile soil, the most reliable well in the village, a sizable llama farm, and that sexy, bizarre Ian Malcolm laugh.
This woman knows how pick her guys. Not sure who I admire more...
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi86.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk93%2FDoomRulz_316%2F560116_10151319689461909_1764865724_n_zpsdada835e.jpg&hash=fe09f165ea1ee539667f7af570f6f19f350404a1)
And you thought you could have a bad day.
Please get this guy back for JPIV.
Great thread, by the way....
Oh god this thread lives! :laugh:
Thread revive level maximum. 8)
Oh, hey thread, long time no see. :)
Quote from: DoomRulz on Feb 10, 2013, 03:30:28 AM
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And you thought you could have a bad day.
Ha, Sizzy posted that over at FB.
Wonderful.
Where do you think I got it from 8)
You're not a true Goldblum fan unless you get one of these: ;)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fartofvintagekarma.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F07%2Fimg00780-20100718-1951.jpg&hash=11a48cdfb97ffe3ad1c613b21952fe0ff3d0e9fb)
Quote from: Eva on Feb 10, 2013, 06:11:42 PM
You're not a true Goldblum fan unless you get one of these: ;)
http://artofvintagekarma.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/img00780-20100718-1951.jpg
Is Jeff still 6'4 or did he shrink a bit now that he's 60 or so?
Quote from: Eva on Feb 10, 2013, 06:11:42 PM
You're not a true Goldblum fan unless you get one of these: ;)
http://artofvintagekarma.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/img00780-20100718-1951.jpg
What is that, exactly?
Would've taken you just as long to search for "Earth Girls Are Easy", what with being on the Internet and everything, but here's a link instead. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097257/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1)
But when I have you to provide... ;)
Quote from: DoomRulz on Feb 11, 2013, 01:23:44 AM
But when I have you to provide... ;)
Oh, man. Just rent the damned movie!
;D
I'd sooner watch Deep Cover. Goldblum with a gun means tons of fun, surely.
Quote from: DoomRulz on Feb 13, 2013, 02:06:56 AM
I'd sooner watch Deep Cover. Goldblum with a gun means tons of fun, surely.
Surely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3zwXzHNH0I# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3zwXzHNH0I#)
Wow. Television has changed so much over the years. I can't fathom sitting through an opening that long anymore.
What? A whopping whole minute?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fskroting.net%2Fimages%2Fgoldfap.gif&hash=0e2956bfb50d197d8e012ba2f68deafa0d309edd)
(sorry)
;-)
Quote from: maledoro on Feb 13, 2013, 08:14:46 PM
What? A whopping whole minute?
I prefer intros like Breaking Bad's. Only a few seconds long. I don't need overdrawn intros.
Quote from: DoomRulz on Feb 13, 2013, 11:07:29 PMI prefer intros like Breaking Bad's. Only a few seconds long. I don't need overdrawn intros.
One minute is overdrawn?
Quote from: robertmartin on Feb 13, 2013, 10:30:33 PM
http://skroting.net/images/goldfap.gif
(sorry)
;-)
Oh God...
Quote from: maledoro on Feb 13, 2013, 11:15:33 PM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Feb 13, 2013, 11:07:29 PMI prefer intros like Breaking Bad's. Only a few seconds long. I don't need overdrawn intros.
One minute is overdrawn?
For me, yeah. It's longer than it needs to be.
So when you're watching TV, do have all shiny objects removed from the room?
;)
Nah, I just put my feet up.
Quote from: DoomRulz on Feb 14, 2013, 08:39:15 AM
Nah, I just put my feet up.
Interesting...
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.offthemarkcartoons.com%2Fcartoons%2F2013-02-07.gif&hash=a60bbf7dc2d0f4f9a6c79b604e83ba5f154a2c0b)
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/220019/june-29-2009/jeff-goldblum-will-be- :)missed?xrs=share_copy (http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/220019/june-29-2009/jeff-goldblum-will-be-%20:)missed?xrs=share_copy)
This thread... <3
Goldblum...
He's the guy from the first Jurassic Park right?
^ Yes.
Quote from: Requiem28 on Feb 15, 2013, 02:58:25 AM
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/220019/june-29-2009/jeff-goldblum-will-be- :)missed?xrs=share_copy (http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/220019/june-29-2009/jeff-goldblum-will-be-%20:)missed?xrs=share_copy)
Jeff Goldblum will be the first person in history to visit his own funeral. He's just that awesome.
Quote from: DoomRulz on Feb 15, 2013, 03:53:06 AM
^ Yes.
Quote from: Requiem28 on Feb 15, 2013, 02:58:25 AM
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/220019/june-29-2009/jeff-goldblum-will-be- :)missed?xrs=share_copy (http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/220019/june-29-2009/jeff-goldblum-will-be-%20:)missed?xrs=share_copy)
Jeff Goldblum will be the first person in history to visit his own funeral. He's just that awesome.
wait, what? O_o
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 15, 2013, 03:57:30 AM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Feb 15, 2013, 03:53:06 AM
^ Yes.
Quote from: Requiem28 on Feb 15, 2013, 02:58:25 AM
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/220019/june-29-2009/jeff-goldblum-will-be- :)missed?xrs=share_copy (http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/220019/june-29-2009/jeff-goldblum-will-be-%20:)missed?xrs=share_copy)
Jeff Goldblum will be the first person in history to visit his own funeral. He's just that awesome.
wait, what? O_o
You heard the man. He's just that awesome. 8)
madness
Madness?
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This. Is. GOLDBLUM!!!!
I feel this picture is appropriate for the thread.
Spoiler
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Has he been in any modern movies? I can't remember him at all except for Jurassic Park and Independence Day.
TV mostly from the looks of it. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000156/)
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 15, 2013, 04:02:31 AM
Madness?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9c2inxrWF1qzapjfo1_400.jpg
No.
Sex.
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 15, 2013, 04:02:31 AM
Madness?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9c2inxrWF1qzapjfo1_400.jpg
When I saw JP in theatres last February, this scene was the only one besides the end credits that received a huge roar from the audience. I wonder if Jeff knows how much people love him...
Quote from: DoomRulz on Feb 17, 2013, 11:23:56 PM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 15, 2013, 04:02:31 AM
Madness?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9c2inxrWF1qzapjfo1_400.jpg
When I saw JP in theatres last February, this scene was the only one besides the end credits that received a huge roar from the audience. I wonder if Jeff knows how much people love him...
You got JP intheaters recently? Where do you live?
And I can see that happening, lol.
Toronto, ON. It was part of a film festival our national theatre chain was running.
Nice 8)
Given the release of JP 3D, it seemed to appropriate to revive this thread yet again. Check out this film starring Jeff as a corrupt lawyer. It's a really good film.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3-FQPefXB0#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3-FQPefXB0#ws)
And because this is mandatory,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_ASmaQsPEw#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_ASmaQsPEw#ws)
Oh god this thread ;D
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F8yPA2.jpg&hash=cc2826afa39e2c3a104f9e2600830a1890a35fe7)
It's beautiful :,)
Quote from: xeno-kaname on Apr 11, 2013, 07:40:40 PM
Oh god this thread ;D
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F8yPA2.jpg&hash=cc2826afa39e2c3a104f9e2600830a1890a35fe7)
It's beautiful :,)
All my yes. I need this painting.
Quote from: DoomRulz on Apr 11, 2013, 09:57:41 PM
Quote from: xeno-kaname on Apr 11, 2013, 07:40:40 PM
Oh god this thread ;D
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F8yPA2.jpg&hash=cc2826afa39e2c3a104f9e2600830a1890a35fe7)
It's beautiful :,)
All my yes. I need this painting.
http://brandonbird.com/jp_prints.html (http://brandonbird.com/jp_prints.html)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQmK1CnwOUI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQmK1CnwOUI#)
Quote from: DoomRulz on Feb 15, 2013, 03:53:06 AM
Jeff Goldblum will be the first person in history to visit his own funeral. He's just that awesome.
Life finds a way.
Quote from: xeno-kaname on Apr 15, 2013, 04:02:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQmK1CnwOUI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQmK1CnwOUI#)
Ah Jeff. I love ya but I still wouldn't buy an iMac.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Apr 16, 2013, 01:03:29 AM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Feb 15, 2013, 03:53:06 AM
Jeff Goldblum will be the first person in history to visit his own funeral. He's just that awesome.
Life finds a way.
Lol
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Apr 16, 2013, 01:03:29 AM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Feb 15, 2013, 03:53:06 AM
Jeff Goldblum will be the first person in history to visit his own funeral. He's just that awesome.
Life finds a way.
lol
Oh, how I love this thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJGWErN0VrA#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJGWErN0VrA#ws)
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/64106_10151622060537323_728244593_n.jpg)
you do not address the Goldblum until he addresses you.
Hear sheer perfection.
http://io9.com/someone-made-a-song-out-of-jeff-goldblums-weird-jurass-1534312428 (http://io9.com/someone-made-a-song-out-of-jeff-goldblums-weird-jurass-1534312428)
Quote from: DoomRulz on Mar 03, 2014, 02:29:00 PM
Hear sheer perfection.
http://io9.com/someone-made-a-song-out-of-jeff-goldblums-weird-jurass-1534312428 (http://io9.com/someone-made-a-song-out-of-jeff-goldblums-weird-jurass-1534312428)
That was glorious.
My favorite Goldblum movie:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hallandoates.de%2Fimages%2FTV-Video%2Fearth-girls04.jpg&hash=22d5e236f4bc544ed7ae595de6fa1c57fe5eed66)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.scifimoviepage.com%2Fimages%2Fearth.jpg&hash=29a1e9dbb1ddc30845bd42234169a9ede7726119)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthemoviedump.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F09%2Ftumblr_m4q0223igi1qa0aeyo1_500-e1351712433293.jpg&hash=a54166ea5b78a9299cf84e3f8f05d792c6253b56)
Earth Girls are Easy
It's old, but still a fun watch always :)
Quote from: DoomRulz on Mar 03, 2014, 02:29:00 PM
Hear sheer perfection.
http://io9.com/someone-made-a-song-out-of-jeff-goldblums-weird-jurass-1534312428 (http://io9.com/someone-made-a-song-out-of-jeff-goldblums-weird-jurass-1534312428)
Thank you for that. :D
You're quite welcome 8) best laugh you had all day?
Definitely.
Just in case people don't know; it's pronounced "GoldBLOOM".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90FVqM6TRvU#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90FVqM6TRvU#ws)
A new entry in the Goldblum Experience.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egIY7ushchU#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egIY7ushchU#ws)
Quote from: That Yellow Alien on Oct 01, 2014, 06:23:46 PM
A new entry in the Goldblum Experience.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egIY7ushchU#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egIY7ushchU#ws)
This might actually be the greatest ad ever conceived.
Quote from: DoomRulz on Oct 01, 2014, 11:07:48 PM
Quote from: That Yellow Alien on Oct 01, 2014, 06:23:46 PM
A new entry in the Goldblum Experience.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egIY7ushchU#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egIY7ushchU#ws)
This might actually be the greatest ad ever conceived.
If there was ever a man able to convince me to buy light bulbs, it's Goldblum.
Quote from: That Yellow Alien on Oct 01, 2014, 11:22:20 PM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Oct 01, 2014, 11:07:48 PM
Quote from: That Yellow Alien on Oct 01, 2014, 06:23:46 PM
A new entry in the Goldblum Experience.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egIY7ushchU#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egIY7ushchU#ws)
This might actually be the greatest ad ever conceived.
If there was ever a man able to convince me to buy light bulbs, it's Goldblum.
Can't see the Goldblum Experience without proper lighting.
"It's too moist." :laugh:
Will be a classic.
With Jurassic World being released in less than 48 hours, it's time to revisit one of the best threads around.
Oh God, they're multiplying. So many uh's, um's, and single-word stammerings. I cracked up when Levinson said he was unfamiliar with Goldblum's work.