Real people, movie characters, anything goes. Let's see what you can come up with.
Yippee ki yay Motherfu**er - John Rambo
To Infinity and Beyond! - Buzz Aldrin
Stop giving me things that come apart - James Bond
Klaatu barada cough cough! - Ash The Android
They drew first blood, not me. - John Wick
Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you - Adolf Hitler
I love the way you f**k me - Mary Poppins
Battle is the great redeemer, the fiery crucible in which the only true heroes are forged - Patch Adams
If it jiggles, it's fat - Gandhi
Aquariums make me...super horny - Captain Nemo
Its better to burn out than to fade away - The human touch
Live and let live - The Kurgan
Give in to the Dark Side - Yoda.
Gotta catch 'em all! - Digimon.
Shaken, not stirred - Austin Powers.
Reese's. Not sorry, man, - Private Hudson.
Come with me if you want to live - Death
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? - Emperor Palpatine flirting with Vader.
Madonna is 55, her boyfriend is 22. Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriend is 40. Jlo is 42, her boyfriend is 26. Still single??? Relax. Your boyfriend has not been born yet - Brigitte Macron
Make America Great Britain again - Queen Elizabeth II
The arrogance of man is thinking that nature is within our control - Gandalf
I do a great impersonation of a hotdog - Keyser Soze
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick a** - Sheriff Andrew Taylor
Live long and prosper - Dr. Emmitt Brown
You're gonna swallow what I give you to swallow. - Private Drake.
Sex sex sex, all night long, begging for it - George Patton
I have the high ground - Jesus Christ
Don't let the bedbugs bite. I'll tuck in the children - Catholic Church
Some people are like clouds. When they dissapear, it's a beautefull day - Dalai Lama
I fell in love with Japan - Cthulhu after spending hours watching tentacle porn.
Scientists say the world is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. Hell, they forgot to mention morons - Albert Einstein
Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'. - Jaws: The Revenge
Just keep swimming - Lawrence of Arabia
Fishing relaxes me. It's like Yoga. Except I still get to kill something - Gandhi
Giggety Giggety, Giggety Goo - Zorro
Yippie ki yay - Rambo
Each one of them is Jesus in disguise - George W. Bush
When I eat, it is the food that is scared - Dr. Hannibal Lecter
We don't need no education. Hey, teachers! leave them kids alone! All in all, it was just a brick in the wall. All in all it was all just bricks in the wall - Donald Trump
What am I? an idiot sandwich! - Shane Black
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait - Gwyneth Paltrow via Goop
Researchers have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia, however, tihs is olny in etxreem caess of slef aubse - Rocky Balboa
If you love it then you better put a ring on it - Winston Churchill
To infinity and beyond! - Captain Picard.
Use the Force, Harry! - Gandalf
I'm Batman. - Superman
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." - Donald Trump
Don't f**k with the Jedi Master, son! - Louis XIV of France
My precious! - Theresa May
It can't rain all the time - Helen Keller
Suit up! - Gaius Julius Caesar
Agree to disagree. - Every hardcore Alien fan
Sh*t Happens - Captain Edward Smith: RMS Titanic
E=mc2 - Harvey Weinstein
One man's trash is another man's christmas gift for dad - Santa Claus
Your ass is grass, and I'm gonna mow it - Johnny Depp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friendfiction ever - that guy who wrote the Kama Sutra.
I am the law - Forrest Gump
I feel the need, the need for speed!
- Captain Jack Sparrow
Am I the only onearound here who gives a shitabout the rules?! Mark it zero! - Roseanne Barr
You asked me to say goodbye? Sayonara! - a disgruntled postman.
You're all clear kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!
- Samantha Fox
This thing is really p*ssed off! - Kyle Reese
F*ck off or i'll punch you in the throat! - Mahatma Gandhi
We've got the biggest, balls of them all! - Led Zeppelin
Keep the change, ya filthy animal. - Andy Dufresne
It's just a prank, bro! - Genghis Khan
Suck...my...nuts - Dutch Schaefer
The fastest way to become enlightened is to argue with people on facebook - Buddha
Looks great, give me a piece of that pie - Harvey Weinstein
No, that's Buckingham Palace. Hogwarts is fictional. You do know that, don't you? It's important to me that you know that - Harry Potter
Nudes are art, you aren't a hoe, you're a Miguelangelhoe - Mother Teresa
You talking to me? - ET
Are you not entertained? - Ray Charles
I don't always make Alien games, but when I do...what I'm trying to do is scare the living shit out of you - Randy Pitchford
A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do - Rosie O'Donnell
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Dec 24, 2018, 04:38:36 AM
I don't always make Alien games, but when I do...what I'm trying to do is scare the living shit out of you - Randy Pitchford
The fact that people paid for that game wasn't scary? ;D
Calgon, take me away! - Edward "Blackbeard" Teach
To be or not to be? that is the question. - Lassie.
Step right up and see the one-eyed monster - Sigmund Freud
Did you accept LV426X7ß*9z> as your savior? - An extraterrestrial equivalent of Saint Peter, holding the Keys and book of alien Heaven.
In space where there is no gravity, doggy style and reverse cowgirl is the same thing - Isaac Newton
Say it loud! - Walter White
"Bond, James Bond" - Willard White
Jesus loves you - Stephen Hawking
I'll be back. - Walt disney.
I was wrong - SM
Come with me if you want to live - Buffalo Bill
Star Wars! Star Wars!! We've got a new Star Wars here!!! See? Nobody cares - Fans.
Garfield is a good for nothing, lazy slob who doesn't contribute anything to society! - America's royal family (aka Kardashians)
I'd dock my boat in Natalie's port... man - George Lucas
That's great. It's gonna be great. That's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. That's gonna be great. - A conversation between FOX and Shane Black
James Cameron's Titanic is both one of the best movies ever made, and the worst. How could it be both you ask? How can Lindsay Lohan be both revolting and f**kable? How could Neil Armstrong land on the moon, but never f**k Lindsay Lohan? - Jeremy Jahns.
There is nothing in the desert, and no man needs nothing - Aquaman
I like to f**k my cat - Sabrina Spellman
Nothing is as effective as homeopathy - James Randi
It is not the same to say "the ruins of Machu Picchu", that a machu coming to you to gives you the pichu and leaves you in ruins - Indiana Jones
We. Are. Going. To. Die! - Ripley, last survivor of the nostromo.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 26, 2018, 01:36:17 AM
I was wrong - SM
Come with me if you want to live - Buffalo Bill
Haha - SM
We're gonna need a bigger boat - George Washington
Gotta Kill 'Em All! - Pokemon theme song
Muthaf**ka Even if muthaf**kas muthaf**kin muthaf**ka - Mace Windu
That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind - Ultron
"Ravage eject, operation recover energon cubes" - Maxell cassette tape dude sitting in chair
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Can you make me a woman? - Bilbo Baggins
Small things have big beginnings - Alien: Colonial Marines
Well la-dee-freakin'-da - Sherlock Holmes
"You're gonna need a bigger boat" - Noah
It is better to be feared than loved - A teddy bear.
Quote from: The Cruentus on Dec 30, 2018, 02:03:22 AM
It is better to be feared than loved - A teddy bear.
Teddy Ruxpin
You shall not pass! - Baby Powder The Pimp
I am the law.
- Doc McStuffins
I'll make ya eat both your own buttocks! - Papa Smurf
I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherf**kin' thang. - John Hammond
I associate smiling exclusively with derangement. I also tend to not trust anybody who's smiling because I've imagine they've just killed somebody - The Joker
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- Donald Trump
If God is all-powerful, He cannot be all good. And if He is all good, then He cannot be all-powerful. And neither can you be
- JesusWHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!?
- Ronald McDonaldQuote from: Vermillion on Dec 31, 2018, 09:22:44 PM
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- Donald Trump
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You see when a man bleeds, it's just tissue. - Snake Plissken
Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat - NASA
Can you escort these two ladies, please? Back to plastic surgery - Hugh Hefner
I have not yet begun to fight - Sigmund Freud.
Final report of the commercial starship Nostromo. Eighth passenger reporting. The other members of the crew - Kane, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash, Ripley and Captain Dallas - are dead. Cargo and ship morphed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Kane's son, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off - Big Chap
Say hello to my little friend! - Vern Troyer
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jan 01, 2019, 08:03:16 PM
Final report of the commercial starship Nostromo. Eighth passenger reporting. The other members of the crew - Kane, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash, Ripley and Captain Dallas - are dead. Cargo and ship morphed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Kane's son, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off - Big Chap
To think it almost came to that.
"Hard pounding this, gentlemen; let's see who will pound longest" - Rich Evans
Save Martha! - George Wilson
I love you - Pvt. Hudson
May the Force be with you - Spock
"In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war."
- Gene Roddenberry
I kissed a girl and I liked it - Taylor Swift
Physicists are made of atoms. A physicist is an attempt by an atom to understand itself - Adolf Twitler (Donald Trump)
Won't someone think of the children? - Slenderman
The brain is like a muscle. When it is in use we feel very good. Understanding is joyous - Alex Jones
Extinction is the rule. Survival is the exception - A Tyrannosaurus Rex about humans
"Come back with your shield - or on it" - Pope Francis
"There she was just a walking down the street singing do-wah-ditty-ditty-dum-ditty-do. " - Alex Foley
You'll never make that shot you...jack*ss! - JFK
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2019, 10:41:09 PM
You'll never make that shot you...jack*ss! - JFK
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? - Jyn Erso
I have got to get me one of these! - The Terminator
My mommy always said there were no monsters, no real ones, but there are. Right now, I'm doing my research on the Dogass-Catpenis monster. I'm a cryptozoologist. I have a PhD in all kind of weirdos (Chupacabras, Nessie, Bigfoot, that fish lips girl from the Kardashian family) - Richard Dawkins
Bumpy's f*ckin' dead - Squishington
I fell asleep on a pillow of valid criticisms; I awoke to learn I was a toxic fan - Voodoo Magic
"Canon isn't an opinion, AVP 2004 isn't canon and David created the Xenomorph." -Xenomrph, Frosty Venom, PredXeno
Maybe we got em' demoralized - Vito Corleone
Did you see him? The dude hocked on my burger - Hannibal Lector
I know it hurts, just try and sit still while the doctor eats your blood - Oprah Winfrey
I'll never put on a lifejacket again - Jack Dawson
Nothing is over! - Sub Zero
We can't afford to let even one of those bastards in here - John Hammond
Bitches be trippin' - Dawson from Dawson's Creek.
Get busy livin' or get busy dyin' - J. Edgar Hoover
Bond, James Bond - Austin Powers.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning - General Maximus Decimus Meridius
Hasta la vista, baby - David 8
Slow ahead? I can go slow ahead. Why don't you come down and chum some of this sh*t - Ron Jeremy
Captain Clarence Ouver, White Courtesy phone. Captain Clarence Ouver. - Enterprise Computer Voice.
I have no mercy. I tell no lies. I kiss the strangers, and then watch them die - Kane's son
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe - Ash (Alien 1979)
Get out of here you filthy little pervert or I'm gonna slap you silly - Abraham Lincoln
I am your father - Muthur (Alien Covenant)
Yippee Ki Yay Mother F&cker!" - Yoda
Quote from: Vermillion on Feb 24, 2019, 09:56:30 PM
Yippee Ki Yay Mother F&cker!" - Yoda
Mothers hmmm, f$ck you must. - Yoda
I stand corrected. Master.
Lol
"This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits" - Mr. Rogers
"Do you know who i am!? I'm the man who is going to burn up your house! With LEMONS!" - Cave Johnson. Portal 2
"You know what my days were supposed to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then YOU showed up. You DANGEROUS MUTE LUNATIC" - GLADOS. Portal 2
" I used to want you DEAAAAAD. But now i only want you gone" -GLADOS. Portal 2
(ohhh, memories :'()
Welcome to Internet Park - John Hammond
We stomp on the devil! We stomp on the Diablo! - Clarence Darrow
"When their only experience of humanity was crowbar coming at them down the steel corridor" - G-Man, Half Life 2 Episode 2
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We're gonna see some serious sh*t - Dr. Ishiro Serizawa
There is always some madness in love - Daenerys Targaryen
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But there is also always some reason in madness - Drogon
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I'm getting to old for this sh*t - Beethoven
Spoiler
"Yeah motherf**ker I eat everything, I eat the pussy I eat the butt, I eat the every motherf**king thing."
-The user above
to a certain Sailor.
I came here to read the last one with Samuel L Jackson's voice. I wasn't disappointed :laugh:
What was was, and what is is, and this what's is is what's happening right now - Ragnar Lothbrok.
The Reapers won't stop at Earth - Master Chief
Don't tell me what to do unless you're naked - Gandhi
Game creation keeps on expanding, just like the Universe. That is why I keep making games - Randy Pitchford
I did not have sexual relations with that woman - Ted Nugent
They want aliens? I'll give them f*cking aliens - General Zod
Life...finds a way - Captain Quint
Peace was never an option. -Charles Xavier
I was born ready motherf**cker! - Gandalf the Grey
Khan!!!! - Luke Skywalker
With great power comes great responsibility - Brandon Breyer (Brightburn)
You tell em' I'm comin'. And hell's comin' with me! - Friar Tuck
Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me! - Darth Vader
Hold onto your butts - Aretha Franklin
Sarah Connor? - Sarah Connor
I've got a golden ticket - Roger Ebert
There are two kinds of people in the world those with guns and those that dig. You dig? - Sheriff Woody
Tonight, we dine in hell! - Guy Fieri
It seems that you've been living two lives. One life, you're Thomas A. Anderson, program writer for a respectable software company. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you... help your landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias "Neo" and are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not - Agent SM
Order now, and I'm also going to throw in 4 steak knives - Gordon Gekko
No one understands the lonely perfection of my dreams. I found perfection here. I've created it. A perfect organism - Ash
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jun 27, 2019, 03:52:30 AM
No one understands the lonely perfection of my dreams. I found perfection here. I've created it. A perfect organism - Ash
I don't dream at all - Bishop
Sixteen inches fully erect. Varies when it's relaxed. - Michael Fassbender.
I've been in love with you for a long time. I like your perfect body, but I'm more crazy about what it's inside. Many times I turned around for you, but you're always cheating on me with someone else. I've always been faithful to you, but you're always cheating on me. Beer! I love you. Beer! I adore you. My blonde queen! how I adore you - Homer Simpson
Houston, we have a problem - Babe Ruth
But the bell's already been rung... and they've heard it. Out in the dark, among the stars, ding dong... the God is dead.
-Buzz Lightyear
Don't make a girl a promise...if you know you can't keep it. - Buck
"Inner peace . . . Inner peace," - Pvt. Hudson.
I am Iron Man - Captain America
Avengers! Assemble - Dr Manhattan
I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues - The Cat in the Hat
God is dead - Richard Wagner
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die - Dr. Evil
You have never experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon - Chewbacca
Go ahead, make my day - Forrest Gump
It would be wryly interesting if in human history the cultivation of marijuana led generally to the invention of agriculture, and thereby to civilization - King Willie
Not a f**king trace. No blood, no bodies. We hit nothing. - Mufasa
Say hello to my little friend - Vito Corleone
Say Cheese and Die! - Stephen King
There is no spoon - Emeril Lagasse
It's like Rap, they rhyme - George Lucas
There's a lady that's sure, all that glitters is gold, and she's buying a stairway to heaven - AC/DC
Oh, woe is me. I'm being put on a diet and I'm gonna die - Dennis Nedry
What's that you're really stirring in your tea? Honey, or bee vomit? Animal secretions that make us say yum, tonight, on - Healthy, Happy, World
I have not yet begun to fight - Lincoln Osiris
Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and f**k the Prom Queen - Mary Poppins
They can take our lives, but they can never take our freedom - The Invisible Man
What the f**k I'm doing with my life! - Angry Joe
There's two kinds of people in this world. Them that's got the piles, and them that's gonna get em - Martin Scorsese
Samuel Johnson tells us that puns are the lowest form of comedy, but for me it's murder - George R. R. Martin
Harry let's face it,and I'm not being funny, I mean no disrespect, but you're a c**t. You're a c**t now, you've always been a c**t, and the only thing that's gonna change is you're gonna become an even bigger c**t. - Peter Parker
Let us dance in the sun. Wearing flowers in our hair. - Leonidas I of Sparta
That's all you ever think about. Men and sex, sex and men - Sammy Davis Jr.
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice - Dr. Ian Malcolm
Put the evidence in the car - Neil Armstrong
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Boba Fett
Get outta my orchard; let my peaches be - The Lorax
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong - Dr. Gregory House
I'll make you eat both your own buttocks! - Sam Gamgee
If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter - Deacon from Prometheus
The check is in the mail - Rick O'Connell
A paycheck is a paycheck - Vatican
That tallywhacker, had an incriminating mole - Jack McCoy
General, I must ask you. Are these the buns of a warrior? - Robert Kennedy
Eat your Wheaties - Count Chocula
Michelle Obama cannot instagram a pic like what my girl instagrammed the other day - Barack Obama
You never know what the future might bring - Miss Cleo
Get to the choppa! - Brothers Strause
F**k you! That's who the f**k I am!! - Mary Poppins
Round the world and home again, that's the sailor's way - Conan the Barbarian
You know what? Love isn't blind. It's retarded - An alien from Area 51
I'm kinda f**ked up in general, so it's hard to gauge - Quasimodo
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman - Bambi
I am a Canadian Office Mounty. I cruise the halls and elevators of this fine building to keep it safe from undesirables - Jack Crawford
They want Aliens? I'll give them f**king Aliens! - David 8 / James Cameron.
Haters don't really hate you. In fact, they hate themselves because you're a reflection of what they wish to be - Mary Poppins in 'Mary Poppins Superstar'
You stole fizzy lifting drinks! - Wyatt Earp
I always knew you had to be willing to die to do this job - Eugene Krabs
I couldn't tell you 99% of Avatar's plot. No character names. No motivations, really. The only think that sticks out are hair sex and "unobtainium" - James Cameron.
I'm gonna dunk my balls in your mouth. You're gonna gag, I'm gonna laugh, we'll be best friends forever - James Lipton
Save maurt'ja! - Dachande
Well yes, but actually no - Big Chap while being questioned about Lambert's death
"You're in my house now." -Charles Xavier
It's my duty, to please that booty - Mr. Rogers
That moment when you realize your immune system has a better purpose in life than yourself *sigh* - The guy who started the Storm in Area 51
Zootaloo, I missed one! - O.J. Simpson
Many mindless things can do smart things together- God about humans
Midway upon the journey of our life, I found myself within dark woods, Having lost the right road. - David Hasselhoff
Scariest ending of all time was The Twilight series. Why? Because everyone didn't die. Thus, the possibility of a sequel is the scariest thing ever - Stephen King
Never get out of the boat. Absolutely godd@mn right - Molly Brown
I smoked a joint during this hunting. Hail King Willie! Hail King Willie! - City Hunter
You shall not pass! - Imhotep
Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you - Michael Caine
Problem? F**king problem? No mate, no. No f**king problem with the plane c**t. F**king plane was fine. F**king plane was perfect. It's you. You're the problem. You're the f**king problem, you f**king Doctor White, honking jam rag, huckin' spunk bubble! I'm tellin' you Aitch, you keep looking at me and I'm gonna put you in the f**king ground I promise you! - Bernie Sanders
A lot of things can be beautiful, landscapes, faces, fine art or the person reading this comment! - Mothra's luminous fairies
Canon is whatever you believe in - George Washington
There's nothing sh*tty waiting for us in the great beyond - Benny Hinn
I got a phone call from my girlfriend, except she was sitting right next to me - Tiger Woods
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain - Randy Pitchford
I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip - Randy Pitchford
I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIGHT - Jimmy Carter
I don't bring people back from the dead, it's not a pretty picture. I DON'T LIKE DOING IT! - Professor Hulk
I never made more than $10,000 a year in my life. I was a pediatrician in a woman's prison - Ernst Stavro Blofeld
I used to work in the computer analytics department of the CIA. The true shape of the Earth will horrify you - Mary Poppins
This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather - Tevye the Milkman
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room - Dick Cheney
Weaponizing demons for a brighter tomorrow - Andrew Ryan
Ants are violent cos of video gamez - Donald Trump
Careful John, you don't wanna bruise my Kumquats - Hans Gruber
Several kids die in this show. It's great - Mr. Plinkett
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Aug 27, 2019, 05:07:59 AM
Several kids die in this show. It's great - Mr. Plinkett
Is that a misquote or an actual one? :D
Quote from: The Kurgan on Aug 27, 2019, 06:25:33 AM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Aug 27, 2019, 05:07:59 AM
Several kids die in this show. It's great - Mr. Plinkett
Is that a misquote or an actual one? :D
Well kinda ;D (it wasn't Mike, Mr. Plinkett's voice, but Jay & Rich)
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Aug 27, 2019, 07:14:20 AM
Quote from: The Kurgan on Aug 27, 2019, 06:25:33 AM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Aug 27, 2019, 05:07:59 AM
Several kids die in this show. It's great - Mr. Plinkett
Is that a misquote or an actual one? :D
Well kinda ;D (it wasn't Mike, Mr. Plinkett's voice, but Jay & Rich)
Ah, I knew I heard it somewhere RLM related :D
A bunch of men, huggin' and kissin'. That's some cult sh*t - Tony Stark
Abracadabra Chupacabra, a penetration into the black hole of the sick space la la la la la la la. Batman, Superman, Aquaman, Redman, no. They can't match the chup *scratching over vinyl turntables* Chupacabra - Lex Luthor
Welcome to the desert of the real - Mr. Potatohead
Mom! We are on high alert here! I almost killed you right there, you do not even realize! - Kevin McAllister
Bullying is wrong! Unless you're bullying a creepy clown, then it's ok - Stephen King
I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cup cake - Amy Schumer
I'm lovin' it - Colonel Sanders
I told you, that wasn't a dream it was a vision. They're satanists. These people are satanists - Lieutenant John Dunbar
If you don't want to play clean football then go up into the stands - Jesus Christ
Never send a monster to do the work of an evil scientist - Dr. Blair
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your stupid dog! - Bishop II
Suck my unit - Ultra Magnus
Kindred interdimensional monitoring point. Please close all portals when finished to help minimize interdimensional contamination - Chell
I. AM. NOT. A. MORON ! - Randy Pitchford
I love the way you smack my @$$ - Herbie the Elf
The Imperium of Mankind (Warhammer 40k) started as North Korea - God-Emperor Kim Jong-un
Dany kinda forgot about Euron and the Iron Fleet - Peter Jackson
For some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on the radio - Clementine Churchill
Mary Poppins is the same kind of monster as PennyWise, but good. Actually, I created that character too - Stephen King
You're not thinking fourth dimensionally - The Terminator
Why do I feel patriotic about an ant empire? - Chestburster
Vive la France - Caesar
How dare you! You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words. And yet I'm one of the lucky ones. People are suffering. People are dying. Entire ecosystems are collapsing. We are in the beginning of a mass extinction, and all you can talk about is money and fairy tales of eternal economic growth. How dare you! - Donald Trump
I can see all the obstacles in my way - Ray Charles
My job is so top secret that even I don't know what I am doing - Shane Black
I ain't got time to poop - Dutch Schaeffer
This is my Alien universe baby. It's a Xeno-eat-Xeno town. Worse! We got Androids doing the fingering. We got Black Goo munchin on Space Jockeys. We play by our own rules - Riddles-deal-with-it-Scott.
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Look at how they massacred my boy - Marlin Clownfish
We lived long enough to see ourselves appreciate the villain - Kevin Feige
That sound can mean only one thing. Godzilla - Harry Dunne
They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point - Papa Smurf
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Oct 04, 2019, 08:31:05 PM
My job is so top secret that even I don't know what I am doing - Shane Black
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Quote from: Kradan on Oct 22, 2019, 07:21:17 PM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Oct 04, 2019, 08:31:05 PM
My job is so top secret that even I don't know what I am doing - Shane Black
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A dash of Dekker. A touch of Black.
Here's looking at you kid - Stevie Wonder
He's got the whole wide world, in his hands - Zeus (singing of Atlas)
I can't see f*ckin' sh*t in this thing! - Fievel Mousekewitz
Put your hands on me - Mrs. Potatohead
Inside this very box, is the most secrety secret in all of secretdom - Pandora
Let me have a Diablo sammich, a Dr. Pepper and make it fast, I'm in a Godd*mn hurry - Santa Claus
It's ok if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste - The Predator
You did this to me, with your cooking. You fattened me up so I couldn't get out - The Penguin
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Trump
They're lying to your f***ing faces. The great beyond is bullsh*t! - John Connor
My mouth is the weapon. My smile is the trigger. My tongue is the bullet. Label me as a perfect organism - David 8's creation
I have sensitive nipples - Charles Barkley
EAT THIS ! - any Snickers' advertisement
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts - English Bob
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel things out - Socrates
It's obvious that I'm a woman, and I have needs like any other woman - Bill Belichick
I think God is actually a dog. I mean, seriously, if you spell "god" in reverse, it says "dog". And if you spell "dog" in reverse, it says "god". Therefore, God in Christianity is actually a dog - Ben Shapiro
The sea is calm tonight. I said hello to Jack Dawson. I started early, took my dog, and visited the sea. Jack Dawson is a time traveler. The mermaids in the basement came out to look at me. People call me a perfectionist, but I'll tell you one thing: Jack Dawson is a Terminator - James Cameron
I've committed pizza genocide! - Michelangelo
"Sometimes Christmas... sometimes birthdays... sometimes mayhem, suffering and death... sometimes you just need to feel... something good" - Kratos
I'll never let go - Robert Wagner
Prepare to meet...Mr. Angry Eyes! - Guy Fieri
When you don't turtle, you schmoe - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I feel you - Ray Charles
Don't f**k with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass! - Gandhi
This is a newspaper right? Its 90% bullsh*t, but it's entertaining. That's why I read it, because it entertains me. You won't let me read it, so you entertain me with your bullsh*t. Tell me a story right now, go! - Dan Rather
You know me. It's my duty to please that booty! - Queen Elizabeth II
Big @$$ T*tties!!! - Colonel Sanders
I found out I was Cleopatra in my past life thanks to my Fart Zodiac - Gwyneth Paltrow
Hark! I am Bjorn of Treadstone. Whosoever among thee knoweth mine true identity, let him come forth and receive a most just and terrible thrashing. Whereupon I shall flail thine buttocks in testament to mine own abilities, as were imparted unto me by those among us of most secret society, and admirable skill level. And let it also be known throughout the realms that I do challenge Lord Benjamin of Affleck...to single combat. Come forth lush, and face me! - Jason Bjorn
The 2020 coronavirus outbreak is actually CAPCOM hinting at a new Resident Evil Revelations sequel - President Donald Trump
And I in turn harken unto thee, Sir Bjorn. Thou shouldst know that I am no common Lord. For as the late hour approaches, I may perhaps don robes of most fortified nature, and engage in strictest conflict with those of ill intent. Twas I, not thee, what tamed the magic of the emerald stone and felled the sapphired God. Twas I that saved the Maiden Martha. Who amongst mortal man can boast of such feats? Nay, there are none. By steel horse and darkest wing, I shall wage war against thee. And perchance to answer the question of the ages, Dost thou exsanguinate? Verily, thou shalt! - Lord Benjamin of Affleck
There's more to Life than pancakes - Gorman (the fisherman)
Iceberg right ahead! - Captain Ahab
Do I have COVID-19? Impossible! I bought 9,000 rolls of toilet paper - Your Favorite President
I've got smooth legs - Joe Biden
Hey, those billionaires earned their money - Bernie Sanders
I was homophobic because I obviously didn't know that I was lesbian - Laura Ingraham
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see - Alec Baldwin
I live my life one quarter-pounder at a time - Dominic Toretto
No one hated it more than me; to this day, no one hates it more than me - James Cameron.
I am sick and tired of these muthaf***in snakes - Cleopatra
Guns, lots of guns - Batman
The Gods of Olympus have abandoned me - Big Boss
People in the Alien movies never poops cuz unlike David, everyone is a robot - Scified
We will fight them on the beaches - Private James Ryan
What did he just say?
He said there's corn coming in.
~ Terminator
"A couple of be-hotches, why not? It's the hard knock life" - Emeril Lagasse
There's a creature born from you today. His name is Perfect Organism. And he is the closest thing to a son I will ever have. Fortunately, he is not human. He will die but he will grow up in 5 seconds, like a penis - David 8
Oh, so you don't have to use actual quotes ?
"Open that f**king portal already, for god's sake" - GLADOS
"I'm weirdly attracted to you. I don't know, maybe it's your voice" - G-Man
"My life is so miserable they've made a movie about it" - Joker
"I can't fit through. It's too small for me!" - Alien
"ClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClick" - Predator
"Why I wanna kill humanity? Ask Skynet" - The Last Engineer
"Nooooooooo! I don't have daddy issues ! I don't have such thing as " daddy issues" in my database" - David 8
"Until I die" - Ridley Scott
"Once a decade" - James Cameron
"All you have to do is kick Arnold's ass" -John Mctiernan
"CIA guys are a-holes. Also, they hunt aliens" - Stephen Hopkins
*rolling on the floor in pain and tears at the mentioning of number 3* - David Fincher
"Weirdness is my second name" - Jean Pierre Jeunet
"I actually liked first AvP" - Paul W. S. Anderson
"We love these franchises. Have we mentioned we're super fans, too ?" - The Strause Brothers
"It was cheap and fast" - Nimrod Antal
"I was in the first one so I sure know how to do it" - Shane Black
The idea is to use actual quotes, yes. From movies, songs, books, famous speeches, etc.
But, I don't necessarily mind if people make some stuff up, along the way. Just as long as they don't post anything meant to insult or misrepresent an actual person for the sake of meanness.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits - Albert Einstein
Edit: He never said that, regardless of what the mainstream thinks. :laugh:
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 04, 2020, 08:51:41 PM
But, I don't necessarily mind if people make some stuff up, along the way. Just as long as they don't post anything meant to insult or misrepresent an actual person for the sake of meanness.
Thank you, Master Huggs
I don't care if his weenie's hanging out, it doesn't mean anything. He's got his shank, and he's got his boots - Captain Qwark
Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained?! Isn't that why you're here?- Mr. Miyagi
Life is long and hard. Suck me the life - Gandhi Pitchford
I slipped, on what I can only hope...was an old burrito - (Anthony Hopkins) Hannibal Lector
Bag and gag this nazi muffin -Gandhi
But beware the risk of cheating the plan, disrespecting the design... could initiate a horrifying fury that would terrorize even the Grim Reaper - and you don't even want to f**k with that MacDaddy. -David Icke
You are privy to a great becoming, yet you recognize nothing. It is not fear you owe me, it is awe. -Nicholas Cage
I know what you're thinking: "Did she fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk? -Mother Teresa
I don't know what the hell that is, but I lick it anyways. -Michael Douglas
Bowels in, or bowels out? -Mr. Rogers
They killed the giggler! They had no right doing that. -Pennywise
I'm a firin' my lasa. -Farmer in Malaysia
We are the children of the stars. -Carrie Mathison
I do drugs and I kill people. Whatever, I do what I want. -God
You won't like me when I'm angry. -Richard Simmons
This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me. -Barney
Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. -Paul Kersey
Mock me and your suffering will be legendary even in hell. -The Pope
...You're going to enjoy it, and I'm going to enjoy making you enjoy it.-Justin Bieber
Quaid, start the reactor. -L. Ron Hubbard
One of us, one of us, Gooble gobble, Gooble gobble. -Joseph Smith
"Watch how the tinder burn between my fingers and it says: bow wow wow, yipi jow following the saying;
smoke! smoke!! smoke!!!
Violating time, leaving you puzzled. Twenty-one dry, abracadabra chupacabra. A penetration to the black hole of sick space...
la la la la la la la!!!!!!
Batman, Superman, Aquaman, Redman no, they don't compare to the chup chupacabra" - Dana Scully
Have you any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years? I mean, look, you don't even got a name tag. You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down? -Anne Frank
I can do nasty. -Mr. Clean
It's 3a.m. in the morning
put my key in the door and
bodies laying all over the floor
and I don't remember how they got there
but I guess I must have killed 'em, killed 'em
-Willy Wonka
Buckle up your seat belt Dorothy, because Kansas is going bye bye. -Ronald Mcdonald
Did you know I'm utterly insane? -Santa's little helper
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it. -Dr. Phil
The few hours that we had together, we loved a lifetime's worth. -Mr. Slave
Let them fight - Oprah Winfrey
geraffes are so dumb. garaffes are just stupid long horses.
EDIT: whatever anyone is saying about me and geraffes is not even true. but go on farteaters, downvote away. it shows how stupid you are. ::)
EDIT: this is such shit. i have never received as much as one single downvote in my life and you peckers are jumping on this stupid geraffe-loving bandwagon. that is a dumb goddamn wall-licking geraffe and that is all. i'm not going to apologize to you idiots any more. >:(
EDIT: you know, now my feelings are hurt. the amount of downvotes piled on me is just excessive. god for-f**king-bid i had commented on a post about an antteater, i would be at -1000 by now. you people are horrible. :'( ~ Leonardo DiCaprio
You read from his book, yes, but you have no conception of its true power. I alone have grasped its secret. I alone have fathomed the Master's grand design. I alone am worthy to enjoy the fruits of that discovery: absolute power to determine my own destiny.
-Pee-Wee Herman
Feel the power of the sun! - the moon
There is a rabbit loose in the castle. Return him to me and I will reward you with a spider goulash - Princess Peach
I say I said, my name is Fred, and I've been...very naughty.
-Freddy Kreuger
You don't seem to want to accept the fact that you're dealing with an expert in guerilla warfare. With a man who's the best. With guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather. To live off the land...To eat things that would make a billy goat puke.
-Buzz Lightyear
Imagine being so pathetic you live your life vicariously through other men & use terms like "chad". Some of you freaks needs serious mental help.
-Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Dragons love human tacos ~ Morse
Which came first: Bishop the Queen or the egg? ~ David Fincher
"This is not vengeance, no, not vengeance. Punishment"
Gustavo Fring
"We've got a witness who said it sounded like a wet bang."
-The vampire Lestat
In Iraq, those who make their constitution subservient to their religion are called Muslims. In America they're called Republicans. With great power comes great responsibility ~ unless you're Republican.
- Ben Shapiro
"What kind of fun you give me?"
-Cherry Pie
"lt's hard to believe that the fear of offending can be stronger than the fear of pain, but you know what? lt is.
And they always come willingly. And then they sit there. They know it's all over, just like you do. But somehow, they still think they have a chance.
"Maybe if l say the right thing. Maybe if l'm polite. lf l cry, if l beg." And when l see the hope draining from their face, like it is from yours right now,
l can feel myself...getting hard."
-Joseph Biden
"My name is Ozzy Osbourne, king of kings. Hear on my songs ye Mighty and despair."
- Kelly Osbourne
"Look at this wiener. Judge it by its size? Rub it three times and it has a surprise."
-Terry Bernadino
I transferred my passion for anatomy into the culinary arts. I fix minds instead of bodies, and no one's died as a result of my therapy - Gordon Ramsay
I'm gonna f**k you til you love me.
- Walt Disney
Oh, that's giving me a clue. Yeah-yeah, I've got a raging clue right now.
-Horatio Caine
What if saving private ryan is the one good thing we pull out of this...God-awful shitty mess?
John Connor
Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure.
-Alexa
Raw straws, raw straws, all straws...more like you think we're all stupid! Rust floss...flaws Ross flaws. Dead face guilty. Tracy guilty. You walk around my town. My town! Playing patty cake. You think you're so big? You think you' re so tough? You think I've bluff. You think it's gonna get rough? Enough is enough. Ralph draws more like Ross flaws! Muahaha!!! :laugh:
- Walt Disney
Suck my nuts
- Alvin Chipmunk
I f**ked a polar bear and I still couldn't get you out of my mind - Hideo Kojima
There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own, you cannot even imagine it.
-Elmo
I cried on my shoes
Cause I was saddled with feet
That were too small
And the mind of a genius
When all I wanted
Was to squirt seltzer...WATER!!!
- Bruce Wayne
There're so manyyyyy gods & goddess in my multiverse.They can be gay, lesbians, bisexual, non-binary... who cares! Everyone is having fun in their own way :) Namaste 🐘🌸🌺🍀🍁🍄🍄🌈🌼⭐🌟✨💫💫💚💚🙏🙏🙏🙏💚💚💚...Ben Sha...Oh! i forgot 👇
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We will eat you, after we eat your children!
-Gwyneth Paltrow
I'm cyborg but that's ok - Vickers
My name is Ben Shapiro, but you can call me papi - Sargon of Akkad
You must bathe in my nectar!
-Aunt Jemima
Dr. Wiener is my gynecologist.
- Chief Inspector Dreyfuss
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
- Melania Trump
Enjoy my overly sarcastic video game productions - Randy's bizarre sense of humor.
I am a Youtubarian. I don't eat. I feed off the light coming off screen while playing YouTube videos.
- PewDiePie
Well, you know the old formula: comedy equals tragedy plus time - Joker
Of all 90s stars that now do Redbox trash, Nic Cage is the only one kind enough to remind us once in a while that they can actually still act - Nicolas Cage
There goes my boat, there goes my candy. Dead pirates are comin' any minute, and it's past my bedtime - Jack Sparrow
I was scared.
-Clint Eastwood
Real life might have the best graphics, but the game is only good cuz of its mini games.
- Hideo Kojima
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Alright, alright, place a normal, human order, pay, and get out of here. No need to attract any special attention. Just be cool, Cthulhu. You can do this. ☺
"Yeah, ahem, can I get uhhh, let's see, uhhh four, no, six of those triple bacon cheeseburgers, and could I have the accompanying fries be dipped in cheese? Yeah, just the whole batch dunked into a vat of cheese, if possible. And then I'll have, uhhh, let's go with a modest two-hundred chicken nuggets. And gimme about thirty of the little BBQ sauce containers. NO, NO, I will have the honey mustard instead, thank you. And, I'm not doing anything tomorrow, so I guess I'll have ten of your mini tacos—the chicken ones, please. Yeah, I think that'll be it." Wait, no Cthulhu. That wasn't a normal order! Who orders food without a drink? Do you want them to think you're weird? Do you want them to start suspecting things? Think, Cthulhu, THINK! 😰
"Oh, and uh, a diet cola, please." 😅
Good save, Cthulhu. Nice. Soon they'll call you, Cthulhu, Wearer of Human Skin ~ or maybe something even cooler. 😎
Spoiler
- Squidward Tentacles