The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Nightmare Asylum]

Because the tea was with you. And I wanted it. But I couldn't have it.

So I killed it.

I killed it and I hurt you.

And in some sick way, I liked it.

I liked it a lot.

Y- You're pure evil.

Excuse me while I manically twirl my mustache and drill holes in the bottom of every teacup in  the world.

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YOU DID THIS TO ME, SPACEMARINES!

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[SpaceMarines]

You did this to yourself.

[OmegaZilla]

You didn't betray SpaceMarines


YOU BETRAYED YOURSELF.

[Charles Xavier]

Dirge and Ramjet suffer at the might of KiramidHead and drop like flies.

And speaking of flies...

"AAAAA!" screams the voice of Sarah.



She is bitten on her calf and dragged to the edge of the elevator by Sharpnel, an Insecticon. Several more Insecticons scale up the tower and crawl into the elevator through the broken glass.

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Bombshell



Kickback



Venom



Barrage



Chop Shop



Ransack

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[Nightmare Asylum]

You did this to yourself.

You didn't betray SpaceMarines


YOU BETRAYED YOURSELF.

[Dovahkiin]

*Dovahkiin launches a charged blast of Electrobolt, shocking the insecticons until they all deactivate, falling dead.*

[Charles Xavier]

The Insecticons plummet to their deaths and the elevator resumes in operation once more. It reaches its final destination on the 106th floor, initiating Stage 3.

The door opens to yet another grand corridor with a fountain and chandelier at the far end, where G.I. Joe, Primus, Golobulus and Unicron guard the grand doors leading into Dr. Strangefate's throne room.

Our heroes are greeted by a seemingly harmless steam locomotive which attracts Sarah's attention. But this locomotive is anything but friendly, when it transforms into Astrotrain.



"Welcome to your doom!" he shouts.

He is joined by other three more Triple Changers: Broadside, Springer and Sandstorm.

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Beach Head arrives with a group of Marksman Specialists and starts firing at our heroes.



Our heroes are suddenly blown away by an explosion caused by a grenade, belonging to none other than Firefly. He leads a group of Laser-Vipers towards their intruders.

[Dovahkiin]

*Rocked by the explosion, Dovahkiin hits a wall and lands on his knees. Slightly dazed, Dovahkiin moves quickly through the fray an rescues Sarah. After moving her to safety, Dovahkiin leaps at Beach head and his marksmen and eviscerates them with ease, though not without taking a few bullets.*

[Charles Xavier]

Astrotrain transforms back into a locomotive and attempts to run over Sarah and the rest of the gang.

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[KiramidHead]

Kiramid leaps in and pushes Sarah out of the way, but his foot is clipped by Astrotrain running over it.

Kiramid: Crom!

[Dovahkiin]

*Dovahkiin roars and freezes Astrotrain's wheels with winter blast, making him double over onto himself. He begins to transform, but Dovahkiin interrupts him, tearing him to pieces in mid-transformation. When he's finished, Dovahkiin slowly approaches Kiramidhead and examines his ankle, grunting quizzically.*

[Charles Xavier]

Broadside, Springer and Sandstorm grab hold of Dovah. The Laser-Vipers drag KiramidHead over to the edge of the elevator, threatening to drop him. At the same time, Firefly grabs hold of Sarah and points the nozzle of his uzi at her head.

"Your choice, Dovah, who are you gonna save? Your best pal or your precious little girl?"

[Dovahkiin]

*Dovahkiin launches a blast of electrobolt, paralyzing the Laser Vipers, causing their fingers to actually tighten around Kiramid's leg. Dovahkiin then quickly lights Firefly on fire with incinerate! and slings broadside into sandstorm before drilling through Springer. Dovahkiin then empties hiss home gun into Broadside and sandstorm before rushing to throw Kiramid back inside the elevator before back handing the Laser Vipers off of the side of the elevator.*

[KiramidHead]

*Kiramid looks at his foot, then looks at Dovahkiin and Sarah.*

Kiramid: You two go on ahead. I'll follow behind and watch your backs, since I'll be too slow to keep up.

[Charles Xavier]

"GIIIIRL POWER!"

Before our heroes can advnce to the doors guarded by Unicron, Joe, Primus and Golobulus, they are attacked when Scarlett, Cover Girl and Mayday jump down from the ceiling.

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Soon enough, female Autobots leap down as well; Arcee, Elita One, Chromia, Firestar, Moonracer, Greenlight and Lancer.

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The female Aubotos tackle down and restrain Dovah securely while the Joe girls work together to dispose of Sarah and Terx2.