Since there is one for the Alien one might as well do one for the Predator.
"Shit happens" "Other world life form,a f**kING alien"
I don't think he gives a s**t.
"I ain't got time to bleed."
The manliest line ever. Deciding you aren't injured purely out of sheer stubbornness.
You got time to duck? (Best comeback too)
"That son of a bitch is dug deeper than an Alabama tick."
*Random quoting intensifies*
There's something out there waiting for us.......and it aint no Man
No time for dunking doughnuts metro command is a war zone.
"They're dying man !! " :o
Stick around
Go Get to the CHOPPA!!!!!
Run!!!!
don't worry ass hole, you'll get another chance.
Bunch of slack jawed faggots around here...this stuff'll make you a god d*mn sexual tyrannosaurus ...... just like me
Hey. You know what? f**k this. This is bullshit, man. I want a gun.
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
"So I'm goin' down on my girlfriend, and I say, 'Geez you got a big pussy, geez you got a big pussy.' And she says, 'Why did you say that twice?' I said, 'I didn't...'"
"See, 'cause of the echo..."
*Billy laughs*
This stuff makes you a goddamn sexual tyrannosarus......just like me
Quote from: Whiskeybrewer on Sep 28, 2015, 09:57:36 AM
This stuff makes you a goddamn sexual tyrannosarus......just like me
Strap that on your sore ass.
Ok Pussyface, it's your move!
Shit...appens
Damn birds.
You think you coulda caught something bigger?
You can't see tha eyes of tha demons.....until him come callin..
Voodoo magic mon.
You want me....here I am!
I'm gonna have me sum fun...
Take it...
Remember me???
Too late to go home now
If we don't make a stand now, there will be no one left to go to da choppa.
This is getting better by da minute
Quote from: pred169 on Sep 30, 2015, 01:58:56 PMYou can't see tha eyes of tha demons.....until him come callin..
;D
SAAARRRRRGGEEENNNNNNNTTTTTTTTT!!! (fires gun repeatedly)
No blood no bodies........we hit nothiiing...
Mac, MAC LOOK AT ME! Who did this?
The door swings both ways my ass
Do eet, caman, doo eet! Keel me, ahm here, keel me! CAMAN DO EET NAAAOOUUUURGH KEEL MEEE!!!
"Hey Harrigan! More victims more mutilations!"
f**k you! *Punches reporter*
Co-operation is my middle name. *Puts name sign down on table*
You saying that Blain and Hawkins were killed by a f**king lizard?
That's a bullshit psyche job. There is two to three men out there at the most.
f**king lizard.
There's something in those trees. And it ain't no man.
We're all gonna die.
Quote from: FiorinaFury161 on Oct 01, 2015, 07:00:12 PMSAAARRRRRGGEEENNNNNNNTTTTTTTTT!!! (fires gun repeatedly)
Lol it's not "Sargent!" It's "Contact!" As in 'contact with the enemy'.
You really think this boyscout bull shit's gonna work?
The CIA got you pushin too many pencils?
This is dread man... truly dread.....
Quote from: HuDaFuK on Oct 02, 2015, 09:04:35 AM
Quote from: FiorinaFury161 on Oct 01, 2015, 07:00:12 PMSAAARRRRRGGEEENNNNNNNTTTTTTTTT!!! (fires gun repeatedly)
Lol it's not "Sargent!" It's "Contact!" As in 'contact with the enemy'.
Really? Huh. Thank you for the correction!
CCCCOOOONNNNNNTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCT!!! ;) ;) ;) ;)
She's your baggage
She said the jungle took him!THAT IS NOT WHAT SHE SAID
"The doctor says, 'I need a semen, stool and urine sample.' I say, 'Gee, doc, I'm in a big hurry, can I just leave my underwear?'"
Quote from: HuDaFuK on Oct 05, 2015, 03:04:22 PM
"The doctor says, 'I need a semen, stool and urine sample.' I say, 'Gee, doc, I'm in a big hurry, can I just leave my underwear?'"
Ah jeez man that is disgusting.
Want some candy?
So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in the meat grinder.
Stick Around
El Diablo cazador de hombres.
Quote from: Guan Thwei 1992 on Oct 06, 2015, 09:39:04 PM
El Diablo cazador de hombres.
The Demon who makes Trophies of Man
We both got scores to settle..
Turn around.....Over Here
Quote from: Whiskeybrewer on Oct 14, 2015, 03:22:11 PM
Turn around.....Over Here
Dillon?HUH AH :o(Knife through chest)
"And then as soon as I saw it, I knew — Scarface. After all those years and decades, how could I ever forget... How could it ever forget what I'd done to it?"
(Yes, I've been playing Concrete Jungle lately.)
f**k this man i jus wanna go home
Dis is not about money, dis is about POWAHH!!
Voodoo magic. f**kin voodoo magic mon
The Scorpio is Reeeeeaaadddddyyyy!!!
"He took up position here. Shooting in all directions. This was last stand."
This is tony pope from HARDCORE live and in your FACE!
"And then as soon as I saw it, I knew - Scarface. After all those years and decades, how could I ever forget... How could it ever forget what I'd done to it?"
God it is like dantas hell here
Iwo Jima,Cambodia it is attracted to conflict oh my it is on safari and were the prey!.
Where is everyone?
You got a blocked toilet you call the plumbers not the f**king Police!( :laugh:)
YOU'RE GHOSTIN US MUTHA f**kA!!!
Son-of-a-bitch is dug in like an Alabama tick.
*cough* "You boys oughta lay off..."
Finally!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JJJJEERRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
"Seems he has a taste for beef."
"I didn't think he was a vegetarian..."
You dont say.
"I want a real name on this joker, ok?"
Can't say, Major. Been actin' real squirelly all morning.
Maybe we should put him on the payroll
Gonna have me some fun
"What is this f**king tie business?!"
:laugh: Love that line. So completely unnecessary.
You are one ugly mother f**ker.
Don't worry a****les you'll get another chance
"Dillon! Youn son of a BITCH!"
Quote from: Mpavlic on Jan 16, 2016, 01:24:16 AM
"Dillon! Youn son of a BITCH!"
You were an ASSET!
"This cabinet minister...does he always travel on the wrong side of the border? "
What, the CIA got you pushing too many pencils?
"Dey took dem out wit da heetseeker. Preetty sophistikated for a bunch of haaf-assed mountain boyz..."
Dylan!!!
You think you coulda killed something Bigger?
Quote from: HuDaFuK on Jan 18, 2016, 03:58:14 PM
"Dey took dem out wit da heetseeker. Preetty sophistikated for a bunch of haaf-assed mountain boyz..."
"I guess they're getting better equipped every day. "
Whats with the f**king tie business.
Stop talking about my tie man
"DILLON! You sun av a bitch..."
Quote from: Whiskeybrewer on Jan 20, 2016, 03:24:25 PM
Stop talking about my tie man
So what you look like these pencil pushers.
So you cooked up a story and dropping the six of us in a meat grinder.
Quote from: Mpavlic on Jan 20, 2016, 08:47:01 PM
So you cooked up a story and dropping the six of us in a meat grinder.
Stick around
That's a real nasty habit you got there.
Get Con-Op on the Hook
My men are not expendable, and I don't do this type of verk.
We're a Rescue team. Not Assassins
Mac! MAC!!!
Over here ....
Turn around
What The Hell Are You
?
"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus. Just like me."
Strap this up your sore ass Blain
You're ghostin' us motherf**ker. I don't care who you are back in the world; you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed you, real quiet, leave you here, got that!
That's a real nasty habit you got there.
You're an asset, an expendable asset, and I used to get the job done got it!
You set us Up!
Leave it! He didn't kill you because you weren't armed.... no sport.
Sent from my XT1585 using Tapatalk
Come On Kill Me I'm Here
"I'm gonna have me some fun, I'm gonna have me some fun, I'm gonna have me some fun."
Here we are again, bro... Just you and me. Same kind of moon, same kind of jungle! Real number 10, remember? Whole platoon, 32 men chopped into meat... We walk out, just you and me, nobody else! ...Right on top, huh? Not a scratch, not a f**kin' scratch. You know, who ever got you, they'll come back again. And when he does, I'm gonna cut your name right into him... I'm gonna cut your name into him.
Looking good there, boss.
I stabbed the son of a bitch hundreds of times, he never died on me before
Okay, who's next?
Quote from: Whiskeybrewer on Sep 13, 2019, 10:03:34 AM
I stabbed the son of a bitch hundreds of times, he never died on me before
"So the doc says, 'I need a urine, stool and semen sample.' I say, 'Gee, doc, I'm kinda in a hurry, can't I just leave my underwear?'"
Quote from: HuDaFuK on Sep 13, 2019, 10:21:24 AM
Quote from: Whiskeybrewer on Sep 13, 2019, 10:03:34 AM
I stabbed the son of a bitch hundreds of times, he never died on me before
"So the doc says, 'I need a urine, stool and semen sample.' I say, 'Gee, doc, I'm kinda in a hurry, can't I just leave my underwear?'"
Wait, you skipped me HuDaFuK?You let me down Mike. You're making me look bad.
You're one ugly! Motherf**ker?
More victims! More mutilations!
Shut the f**k up !
Want some candy?
What time is it? 5 o'clock?
Do I get a cookie now?
No, she's my sister.
You Son of a Bitch
OWLF
You're one ugly, motherf**ker.
He's like Whoopi Goldberg from space.
"There is a new King on the streets and this is the message he has for your people...
You are history. f**king history.
King Willie says, not only do I have to kill you but I have to take your soul."
They're upgrading on every planet they visit.
Would you shut daf*k up!
How do you circumcise a homeless man?
You think you could've found something bigger?
But this isn't for our world, is it, Ms. Yutani?
I don't know what it was.
Can I just leave my underwear?
Stick around.
Your @$$ is awesome.
You know, when I was your age, I used to have these awful nightmares.
You can't see the eyes of the demon... until him come calling.
This thing is hunting us. All of us.
The hunt has evolved .
It's all bullshit, all of it!
I thought we had an understanding.
Sh*t happens
"This is dread man. Truly dread..."
Ruuuuuun !
You're in my house motherf*cker!
El scorpio is ready!
Ну и рожа у тебя !
Spoiler
" You're one ugly motherf**ker " in Russian
Seems he has a taste for beef.
"It has not been a nice day!"
Mommy, why did you leave Daddy?
You never were that smart.
Mommy, I'm scared.
I don't think he gives a sh*t
I wanna go home!
If I can smell you, if I can hear you, they can too.
Because otherwise we wouldn't be having this conversation.
It has almost no weight
You want some help?
I can make it
This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
CIA got you pushing too many pencils?
Get to da Choppppppaaaaaaaa!! Dillon, you son of a bitch!
Hey, make sense man.
That's not your style.
I'll handle it. PR's my specialty.
That's a brilliant idea. Brilliant.
I'll give it a shot.
I missed
No blood, no bodies.....we hit nothing.
You set us up!
How many times do I have to tell you? You don't know what you're dealing with.
A f**king alien
That's a bull**** psyche job, there's two or three men out there at the most.
I want a defensive position up on that ridge, mined with everything we've got.
It's a trap.
We make a stand now.
Ok pussy face; it's your move.
I hit that son of a bitch dead on! It didn't stop, it didn't slow... It didn't even FLINCH!
What the ****?
A fitting demise to the Prince of Powder.
Where the hell is his body?
This is a dead end. We're way out of our league.
No. Let him go. We're too close.
There's no killing what can't be killed
What are you gonna try next? Cheese?
Fetch !
Look I don't care how big this is or who's involved, this guy killed Danny and he's gonna fall!
Mine's as big as a house!
"Mine's as big as a house!"
See, 'cause of the echo.
You never were that smart. ;)
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/6s0Hz1d3gq2yI/giphy.gif)
Who is this?
Clear the line!
You know the jungle, all the players. I'm guessing Ex-Military, Black-Ops, probably Mercenary.
I'm the one that got away.
The one you don't f**k with.
"Mr Mayor, on vacation at your home in Lake Tahoe. Get off your arse, get down here and declare martial law!"
The Scorpio Is Reeeeeeeeaaaadddddyyyyyyyyy!!!!
I want a real name on this joker, ok?
This is hell.
****in' voodoo magic, man!
Grab a seat. Enjoy the show. This is history.
Strap this on your sore @$$ Blaine.
In case you didn't notice, we just got flushed out.
I saw it.
Stick Around
When I was a kid growing up in Italy, you know what they call a moon that big? *La luna del cacciatore*.
Hey, make sense man.
So what the f*ck happened?
Sh*t!
How many times do I have to tell you? You don't know what you're dealing with.
When I was little, we found a man. He looked like - like, butchered. The old women in the village crossed themselves, and whispered crazy things, strange things. "El diablo cazador de hombres". Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skin... and sometimes much, much worst. "El que hace trofeos de los hombres" means "the demon who makes trophies of men".
How do you know?
Because some damn fool accused you of being the best!
I'm the one that got away.
There were two survivors.
"f**k Yourself!"
I'll take care of him.
Put him in his poncho.
Aint no way for no soldier to die.
Does he always travel on da wrong side of Da Bworda?
No autographs Pop.
The press has a right to know!
Can I just leave my underwear?
No, this is my summer home.
"The guerrillas skinned them? Why did they skin them?"
I'd say we were chosen. Now, let's find a way off this f**king planet.
I had to bust my ass to get my transfer.
He's supposed to be deployed in Afghanistan.
Run away, live to fight another day.
You remember Afghanistan?
What's the last thing you remember Nikolai?
YOU IN MY HOUSE MOTHERF*CKER!
Don't worry Lieutenant, surveillance is my specialty!
You can't see the eyes of the demon, until him come callin'.
It wore some sort of camouflage that adjusted to ambient light.
"A f**king alien!"
It wants us to run.
Hey Billy, give me a way out of this hole.
Geez, you got a big p***y.
Want some candy?
That's a nasty habit you got there.
Your a** is awesome.
you set us up
I don't think he gives a sh*t.
And where the hell is special weapons?
On vacation at your home in Lake Tahoe
They've been doing this for a long time.
You wanna know if someone f**ked an alien ?
Heinemann's already been up my ass so far I won't be able to sit down for a week.
*Jungle Hunter's dying laugh*
What the hell are you
Whoopi Goldberg
... Anytime.
You're ghostin' us motherfu**r.
Like the chameleon.
That's a bullsh*t psych job.
I SAW IT!
There's two or three men out there, at most.
We can kill it
We're all gonna die.
That's not your style.
I aint got time to bleed
Rest
I'm trying to forget it.
Water's in there.
Billy's on it.
He's been acting squirrely all morning.
Time to let ol' painless out of the bag.
S**t!
I'd like a little p***y.
Okay everybody, just take a deep breath. Loosen your sphincters.
There's no stoppin' what can't be stopped.
Smelled you since you got here.
You've got a big nose, and you're sticking it too far in my business.
You're an asset. An expendable asset.
Your ass is awesome.
I just wanna be famous.
You're the lion.
Too late to go home now!
I'll give it a shot.
Now, let's find a way off this ****in' planet.
RUN!!!!!!
Dillon, we make a stand now, or there will be nobody left to go to the chopper!
Old painless is waiting.
This ain't your personal little war you know.
I'm gonna have me some fun!
Take only the worthy prey. Dishonor is worse than death.
Tell me why Babylon.
Want some candy ?
Fire him.
Contact !
I'm the one that got away. The one you don't f*ck with.
**** yourself!
Okay. You got time to duck?
You're shooting at the wrong people.
Right on top of em'.
Any casualties?
2 or 3 guys.
The lions. The tigers. The bears. Oh my.
No Sport
I'm afraid we all have our orders, Major. Once you reach your objective.
It's Boolsh*t! Alluvit!
What the hell are YOU?
Green Berets out of Ft. Bragg.
Billy ! Billy, let's go !
Go! Get to da choppa!
Get to the chopperS !
You think you could've found somethin' bigger?
Witnesses say 11 feet.
That's a bullsh*t psyche job.
Sh*t happens
Okay. You got time to duck?
You know, man, if we ever make it home, I'm going to do so much f*cking cocaine.
You remember Afghanistan?
Ooh, la, la.
And now it wants us.
Want some Candy.
Help yourself.
I'll make you eat the d*ck.
Where's my phone?
Who the hell is this? Clear the line!
You're not gonna need that.
It cuts like steel.
It's okay. I said it's okay.
No, I'm not. But I'm fast.
Thank you.
Payback time.
Remember, the door swings both ways.
What's the matter?
The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?
Listen sh*thead, I don't give a f*ck who you really are or what you want with this asshole, because now it's personal!
Mills and Johnson won't last much longer.
Who would do this?
Some bullshit special unit. The feds, the DEA.
My beautiful cantina, everything I own they shot it to pieces! My microwave, my automatic steamer, my grill! You ****ing pendejos!
Stick around!
Wanna see something f*cked up?
They say you offering me favors.
Na tebe ! Padla !
Spoiler
No need to wonder what that is ^^^ . It's just what russian bad guy from predator says before killing hostage. It's translated approximately as "Take that ! Asshole !"
Stick around.
They're upgrading on every planet they visit.
McKenna
It was because of the echo.
This stuff will make you a god d*mned sexual Tyrannosaurus! Just like me.
(https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2018/09/f9a53f768f833e82-600x338.jpg)
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/VigilantEvenBarebirdbat-size_restricted.gif)
Look, asshole, unless you can fly the helicopter, shut the f**k up.
Spoiler
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Koyle mimicing McKenna
" Shatzefockup ! "
Major, you better come take a look at this.
People are dying, we need guns
What is this? The titanic? Screw this "women and children first" sh*t man.
Son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama tick.
I woke up. Why don't you?
Yeah, strap this on your sore ass
That's a nasty habit you got there.
Bitchraping time.
Too small.
Nu i rozha u tebya !
Spoiler
" You're one ugly motherf**ker " in Russian. See Predators for reference
Spread out.
What's got Billy so spooked?
...
What is it? Billy?
The lions, the tigers, the bears
Like a hunter.
I want a real name on this joker.
Whoopi Goldberg
OK. You know the drill.
Let's dance!
Where you running to? Come here!
Try that cowboy shit with me, f**ker, and you can kiss these goodbye.
Remember, for distance, you gotta gently but firmly grip the club.
Oh, shut up .
Listen lady, you got a backed up toilet.
I don't think he gives a sh*t.
I ain't got time to bleed.
What's the last thing you remember Nikolai?
Seems he has a taste for beef.
Blain's body. Its Gone
You son of a bitch!
They split us apart and they watched. Testing us.
You're rippin' my dick off and shovin' it up my asshole!
"What the f**k are you doing now, man. You crazy!"
Want some candy?
Heinemann can kiss my sweet @$$!
I wouldn't wish that on a broke dick dog.
I didn't think he was a vegetarian.
"I want Hawkins body found.
Sweep pattern, double back fifty metres. Let's go."
Harrigan! What the f**k happened in there? Huh? Goddamn it. We came so close!
The jungle. It came alive and took him.
Bulls**t, All of it
This is hell.
I'm hungry for an @$$burger. A nice, big, juicy @$$burger
What the F*ck?!
This is not about money.
"Hey, f**k You Man. Give me my camera! I'm a journalist. Harrigan. Harrigan!
Smells like a cover up. The press has a right to know!"
"Is it Hawkins?"
"I... I can't tell."
The son of a B***h never died on me before
Sh*t, if the Colombians did all this, then why'd they leave their boss Ramon over there hanging ten and his girlfriend naked on the floor?
I don't know. I only saw one of them camouflaged. He was there. Those eyes disappeared.
She says the jungle, it just came alive and took him.
"I can feel him all around.
You can't see the eyes of the demon,
until him come callin'. Prepare yourself."
"They can hear you. Smell you. They see you."
"El Diablo cazador de hombres." Only in the hottest years this happens :-X :-X :-X
"The Devil came for them."
A f**king alien!!! :o
"So, what happened to El Scorpio?"
He was boned like a fish.
The door swings both ways, my ass
Your ass is awesome!
Hey, what the hell's going on here, Heinemann?
Blackmail can buy my silence, but not the lives of my men.
I don't care who you are back in the world. You give away our position one more time I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?
I ain't got time to bleed.
You got Time to Duck?
Oh f*ck this, get me out of here!!!
"Smoke, Fire, Oppressive Heat..."
Its like your cutting off my dick and shoving it up my ass
Godd*mn it! We came so close!
Where are we?
Over here!
I. SEE. YOU!
You saying that Blain and Hawkins were killed by a f*cking lizard?
You wanna know if someone f**ked an alien ?
I need a semen, stool, and urine sample.
https://youtu.be/fViTYT0tfjQ (https://youtu.be/fViTYT0tfjQ)
"Hey. Make sense, man."
This is hell.
Okay everybody, just take a deep breath. Loosen your sphincters.
I saw it!
Demon's eyes.
F*cking lizard...
[Ominous Bongos]
"... like a hunter..."
Okay everybody, just take a deep breath. Loosen your sphincters.
We're All Gonna Die
Kiss my sweet @$$!
Give me a way out of this hole.
The Scorpio is Reeaaaaaddddyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
The guy weighs about 190, 195 pounds.
Like the chameleon .
"We got a new playa in town..."
His first big mistake.
Why don't I just leave my underwear?
I thought we had an understanding?
Insubordination! Disregard for direct orders from a supervising officer! Now get back to your cage at Alvarado!
So you're cutting off my dick and shoving it up my ass
"I'll see you around..."
As much as it'll piss you off, you'll have to play the game.
"They're large. They're fast. And f*cking you up's their idea of tourism."
I get it... you want to know if someone f*cked an alien.
What she said doesnt make any sense
Son of a b*tch is dug in like an Alabama tick.
"Acting squirly all morning, like damn nose hairs. Weird."
S**t 'Appens
How do you circumcise a homeless man?
It's like you're cutting off my dick and shoving it up my ass
It's because of the echo.
What is this f***ing tie business?
Do you remember Afghanistan?
"What story did you hand to Hopper!?"
We took a Vote
So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a meat grinder.
"f**k. Cock. Cock..."
It ain't no man.
You're the lion.
Bulls**t, All of it
"What's the difference between five big black guys and a joke? Baxley's mom can't take a joke."
*Billy's laugh*
And what the hell is this?!
Voodoo Magic
Kill me, I'm here! Kill me! I'm here, kill me! Come on, kill me, I'm here! Come on! Do it now, kill me!!!!
"I thought bitches weren't allowed to be snipers?"
"Is that why they didn't take you?"
"Ha! Bitch..."
"You're still under orders, Major! Now, do you want to make that call? Or should I?"
You got time to duck?
Come on in, you f**kers, come on in. Old Painless is waiting
Click-click-click-click-click-click!
No blood, no bodies......we hit nothing.
"Predator's roar of upset after being called ugly motherf**ker "
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SplendidNastyBillygoat-small.gif)
You are one beautiful motherf*cker.
"f**k all of you!"
Turn around
Yeah, strap this on your sore ass.
Who's your daddy now, motherf***er!
El Scorpio is ready!!!
I want a real name on this joker.
You can't see the eyes of the demon, until him come calling
Seems he has a taste for beef.
Want some Candy?
~snorrrrrt~
El Scorpio... is ready!!
See, 'cause of the echo.
In case you didn't notice, we just got flushed out.
I don't think he gives a sh*t.
It's actually the next step in the evolutionary chain.
Bulls**t, All of It
Use another word, would ya?
F**k
F**k me in the face with an aardvark.
SHOTTHIFOCKAP !
Stick around.
Get to the Choppa!!
Dillon, we make a stand now, or there will be nobody left to go to the chopper.
Gonna have me some Fun Tonight
What is this f*cking tie business?
S**t 'Appens
They can hear you. Smell you.
Want some candy?
B.O. and Barbecue!
I ain't got time to bleed.
F*ck yourself!
E - "For everyone"
Excuse me. Just what the hell is going on here?
Single shooter.
They sent the dogs in just like you if you were stalking boar or shooting quail.
This was a last stand.
You know man if we ever make it home, I'm going to do so much f*cking cocaine.
It's b*tch rapin' time.
You wanna show me the right ones?
Your ass is awesome.
I'm trying to forget it.
It's evolving.
It's actually the next step in the evolutionary chain.
I just wanna be famous.
Some damn fool accused you of being the best!
He claims he has the music, but he has a lot of fun.
So, what are you gonna try next?
Cheese!?
...a cabinet minister and his aide.
Uh, yeah, I wouldn't do that.
(https://i.imgur.com/fZ0rCSg.jpg)
What the f*ck?!
The hunt has evolved
This is hell.
Want some candy?
I'm trying to forget it.
Heinemann's already been up my ass so far I won't be able to sit down for a week.
Strap this on your sore @$$.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 21, 2020, 02:25:07 PM
Heinemann's already been up my ass so far I won't be able to sit down for a week.
Which means you're cuttin' my dick off and shovin' it up my ass!
And that scares the sh*t out of me
Like an alien, you mean? That's what you wanted.
I just wanna be famous.
Get to the chopper!
(https://i.insider.com/535eddcf6bb3f74457d4a33e)
You are one ugly motherfu...
And in this heat, we're talking B.O. and barbecue. Woof!
La luna del cacciatore.
Here we are again, bro, just you and me. Same kinda moon. Same kinda jungle.
Do I get a cookie now?
You wanna show me the right ones?
We don't have a name for them.
Billy's on it.
I didn't think he was a vegetarian.
That's a bad habit.
I guess I picked up some bad habits from you, now get your people the hell out of here.
Want some candy?
Stick around.
I got you! I got you motherf---er! I'm coming!
That's not your style.
You got no style Dutch, you know that.
All B******t! All of It!
She says the jungle, it just came alive and took him.
Can I just leave my underwear?
A f**king Alien!!!
So, what are you gonna try next? Cheese?
A meat grinda
But I wouldn't waste that on a broke dick dog.
CONTAAAACT !
I wish I could tell you more. But we have a large number of deep-cover operatives involved here. You know how it is.
Shit happens
The world isn't ready for this technology.
Hey, Agent Orange, you wanna put that down? Certain people around here are particular about other people messing with their shit.
Well, I'm a sniper. Isn't posing a threat kind of the f**king point?
You in my house motherf***er!
It's bitch-raping time
What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils? Huh? Had enough?
Come on! Kill me, I'm here !
Aint no way for no soldier to die.
"It grows very hot..."
Too late to go home now
No no no. We stay together, we're gonna take us one by one.
We need to know what we're dealing with
From the other side
"Stick around..."
Want some candy?
"Anytime..."
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PeskyIllegalChuckwalla-size_restricted.gif)
LoL..L0L...LoL...L0L...LooooL
Welcome to the war.
El Scorpio, is ready!
Shit happens.
"You wanna know if someone f**ked an alien"
I'm trying to forget it.
This thing is a hybrid? What does that mean?
Those cabinet members are very important to our scope of operations in this part of the world. They're about to get squeezed. We can't let that happen.
The Son of a Bitch never died on me before
"Anytime....."
Same kind of moon, same kind of jungle.
The press has a right to know!
You wanna know if someone f**ked an alien ?
Spoiler
While I was googling that quote I discovered there's Alien vs Predator section on Pornhub :-\
El diablo cazador de hombres.
I don't do dis kind of verk.
S&&T Happens
So you cooked up a story and dropped us in a meat grinda?
YOU SEDDASAAP!!!!
JERRRRAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!! ;)
We need to know what we're dealin' with.
Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility. A f**king alien!
Can kiss my sweet ass!
"Any time..."
The Scorpio is Ready!
"This is what I call the speech, kid. It's the only one I've got, I only give it once, so pay attention - Until now, it's all been fun and games, cops and robbers, Dunkin' Donuts... But you're in the shit now."
How long you been here man?
Same kinda moon, same kinda jungle
That's a bullsh*t psyche job
Welcome to the war.
Remember Afghanistan?
Trying to forget it.
Your ass is awesome.
Five o'clock.
Bitch rapin' time.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/E30fM9n9z94/maxresdefault.jpg)
You should stay away from him
Want some candy?
I'd like alittle pussy
"Long talk Sally,She's built for speed,She's got everything Uncle John needs.."
That's my sister.
How do I know ~
Anytime
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/93bec495bb3972b2225e9074d540881d/tumblr_inline_org14ubrgP1reik6y_540.gif)
*Alan Silvestri Predator Score sting and Billy's laughter*
Anytime...
What da hell is wrong wit you?
Knock knoock
"Stick around..."
"We move, five meter spread, no sound."
You Give our position one more time, I'll bleed you, real quiet, Leave Ya here
I ain't got time to bleed
This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
Well, between that and the sun, I'd say we got ourselves a big problem.
"It grows hot..."
Who is this? Clear the line!
You Set Us Up!!!!
F*ck yourself!
You must help us, Colonel. We have here a kind of infestation. And if we don't get help soon, there won't be any of us left :-X
We're all gonna die
"Noooooooo..."
Get to da choppa!
"Come and get me...I'm right here!"
That's not what she said
"HA...HA...HA...."
5 meter spread
Jeez your got a big pussy, jeez you got a big pussy
Okay pussyface, it's your move
I don't know Dallas.
"I can make it, I can make it ☠️"
"I've seen some bad a** bush before..."
Stick around
Been seeing too much of him lately
"It ain't no man...."
You think you could've found something bigger?
"They were skinned alive.. "
No powda byerns, no shrapnel.
"You dropped us in a meat grinder..."
Oh my
"CIA got you pushing to many pencils...?"
I dont roll over for anybody, especially the feds!
"Pretty sophisticated for a bunch of half a** mountain boys..."
Surveillance is my specialty
"He came in to take the body..."
The Door swings both ways my ass
Oohh Jerryyy !!!
He's on safari. Lions. The tigers. The bears. Oh, my!
Let's Dance
....Sorry, it's bed time, honey
Because f**k cock cock !
Strap this on your sore @$$
Anytime
Bitch raping time.
Definitely their style.
Hello. I have enjoyed watching you kill each other. I came here to destroy this vessel, you cannot have it. But what you can do, is run. I can see someone, among you who is a true warrior, the one called Mac Kenna. He will be your leader, he will be my prize. I offer time advantage. Go.
F*ck yourself!
Gentlemen, remember ! They're large, they're fast and f**king you up is their idea of tourism !
Nice line :laugh:
Quote from: BigDaddyJohn on Mar 28, 2021, 01:33:03 PM
Gentlemen, remember ! They're large, they're fast and f**king you up is their idea of tourism !
Trevante was wasted in that film.
Get to da choppa! 🚁 :-X
Somebody stripped the $hit out of it.
Pretty sophisticated for a bunch of half a$$ed mountain boys
"You know, a lot of experts say that being on the spectrum isn't really a disorder. It's actually the next step in the evolutionary chain."
*Billy's laugh*
It's all bullshit ! All of it !
This is bullshit, man ! I want a gun
It didn't kill you because you weren't armed ! No sport.
Want some candy?
Anytime.
So what the f**k happened? Sh*t!
Do I get a cookie now?
Rory? I'm home! I got you something! Rory?
So what you're gonna try next ? Cheese ?
It's funny, Darwin thought it was about strength, agility, intelligence... These days, you just have to be a rich, fat white guy.
CIA got you pushing too many pencils?
Hello. I have enjoyed watching you kill each other. I came here to destroy this vessel, you cannot have it. But what you can do, is run. I can see someone, among you who is a true warrior, the one called Mac Kenna. He will be your leader, he will be my prize. I offer time advantage. Go.
Ain't no way for no soldier to die
I hear ya. This shit's somethin'. Makes Cambodia look like Kansas.
Smells like a coverup
Finally. Grab a seat. Enjoy the show. This is history.
A f**king alien !
Tell me where it is.
La selva Se lo llevo!
What she said doesn't make any sense...
Want some candy?
What are you gonna try next, cheese?
It has almost no weight
I don't think he gives a sh*t
Your ass is awesome
It cuts like steel
Remarkable weaponry
The press has a right to know!
Look, I get it. Something went down in Mexico and nobody wants any witnesses.
You remember Afghanistan?
Worst thing about end times, they never f**king are.
The Scorpio is Ready!
"The demon who makes trophies of men..."
We are gonna die
"He didn't disappear...he was skinned alive."
"I'm smarter than a beaver..."
Stick around
Salopard !
"Jesus, you killed a pig... Think you could'a found something bigger?"
Want Some Candy?
"I'm smarter than a beaver"
"I push it as far as I can everyday for you because we're fighting for our lives out here, while you're downtown, pushing pencils and kissing arse!"
"I've seen some badass bush before...but this makes Cambodia look like Kansas."
"This is as far as you go, no more. This is it."
No hero stuff, Danny-boy
Mother of God!!!!!!!
"It knows how to hunt. But I know how to survive."
S**t Happens
"Next time your cooking..."
Die, you space faggot !
"Not all smart creatures are easy to train..."
"I'm smarter than a beaver"
"I didn't have time for a nap..."
"My girl, you are so good at many other things, why do you want to hunt?"
"He's busted up pretty bad Major..."
Damn birds
Dont worry A*****e, youll get another chance
"This is what I call 'the speech', kid. It's the only one I got and I only say it once, so listen up..."
"I'm smarter than a beaver" 🤓
Gonna have me some fun tonight
"There is no hunting like the hunting of a man. And those who've hunted armed men long enough, and like it, never really care for anything else thereafter."
What she said doesnt make any sense
Salopard !