The movie dialogue thread

[Immortan Jonesy]

He's like the friend who's the asshole, but he's our asshole.

- Hot Tub Time Machine

[Baron Von Marlon]

Yeah, motherf**ker. I eat everything.
I eat pussy. I eat the butt.
I eat every motherf**kin' thing.

-True Romance

[BlueMarsalis79]

[Immortan Jonesy]

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen *Evil LMAO*

- Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

[Xeno Killer 2179]

I used to work for the pentagon, but now I'm here to help you get your chicken on.

-undercover brother

[Baron Von Marlon]

If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy, you can cut that chicken's head off, stick your dick in that ass of that chicken, and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your ass and go "Caaaaah!".

-The Devil's Rejects

[Immortan Jonesy]

Do you get along with your dad? You both tight and shit?

- Save The Last Dance

[Xeno Killer 2179]

If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy, you can cut that chicken's head off, stick your dick in that ass of that chicken, and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your ass and go "Caaaaah!".

-The Devil's Rejects

Dear Hummingbird, break out the fine China, chill the lemonade, tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree 'cause this boy is comin' home to his ladies, comin' home forever.

-Con Air

[Baron Von Marlon]

Dad, we're men, okay? That means a few things.
We like to shit with the door open. We talk about pussy.
We go on riverboat-gambling trips. We make our own beef jerky.
That's what we do.

-Step Brothers

[Immortan Jonesy]

You get treated like a dumb animal long enough, that's what you become. You may find Narnia a more savage place than you remember.

- The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

[Baron Von Marlon]

Animal Mother is one of the finest human beings in the world. All he needs is somebody to throw hand grenades at him the rest of his life.

-Full Metal Jacket

[AliceApocalypse]

You talk the talk, but do you walk the walk?

- Full Metal Jacket

[Immortan Jonesy]

Tens hikikne. Hoko ruya pulyana oolwan spa steeka gush shuku ponoma three pe.

Spoiler

Translation: Jabba's through with you. He has no time for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.

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- Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

[Baron Von Marlon]

You Samoans are all the same.
You have no faith in the essential decency of the white man's culture.

-Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas

[Immortan Jonesy]

I hate Illinois Nazis.

- The Blues Brothers