Got any ideas or crazy fantasies you want to see turned into a movie? Perhaps a book?
Post them here.
No limit on the budget and you can cast anyone you want.
P.S. I would include unused scripts but I notice a bit earlier there's already a topic about those. But I guess you can post them here as well.
Here are mine. Not all title names are final ;D
The Thingies
New creature movie like Critters and Gremlins with plenty of gore and good jokes.
An old artifact containing ancient creature eggs arrives in an American or Canadian coastal town and soon all hell breaks loose.
Billy Connolly plays an old sailor who's up to date with the Scottish myths of the Thingies and helps the locals in their fight.
Big Gun
Arnold Schwarzenegger in a grindhouse revenge flick mix of Machete and Death Wish.
His character will be an unshaved (but not bearded), swearing, cigar smoking, whiskey drinking ex-mercenary.
Imagine him looking like an older version of Bruce Willis in the Last Boy Scout.
He say stupid one-liners and kills plenty of bad guys ofcourse.
Section 8: War Veterans Gone Wild
During a meeting for war veterans and ex-soldiers, a massive riot/gang war kicks off outside, triggering all kinds of flashbacks in our veterans,
they unite in a team in order to find and eliminate the enemy. I want Commando like action on a larger scale, some insanity and a bit of humour.
At the end they all disappear and become some sort of r-rated, hardcore version of The A-Team. Setting up things for potential sequels.
Expendables VS zombies aka The Expendables: World War Z
(or any other cool bunch of soldiers will do).
Special team of soldiers have to take on a city overrun with zombies and crazy thugs, in order to evacuate some (crazy) scientist.
Maybe the scientist is Herbert West?
Every Lovecraft story
Just direct adaptations. The length doesn't matter.
John Carpenter directing, Guillermo del Toro taking care of the creatures and maybe Tim Burton for the scenery.
Cast: Johnny Depp, Sam Neil,...
Transformers G-1
An adaptation of the original cartoons. Same voices, storyline, less humans, no romance, more robots,...
And less logic when it comes to transformations, for example Soundwave is a giant robot but can still transform into a small radio.
Destroy All Humans
A video game adaptation.
Alien(s) attack(s) the USA set in 60's, filled with non-pc humour and alien clichés.
Little bit similar to Mars Attacks but with evil versions of Paul. And a little gory.
Night At The Haunted Museum
After watching the third Night At The Museum I thought, this would be a good concept for a big budget horror movie.
"A couple of classes on a school trip to the natural history museum, get locked up in a nightmare after one of the students touches an ancient tablet.
They must break the curse before they all get slaughtered by the creatures in the museum."
Plenty of different things in the museum so cool and original kills should be easy.
A horror comedy about a bunch of murderous old folks.
Like the bunch from Cocoon. Nice and sweet looking old people.
But they have to keep eating babies or kids in order to survive or something.
I pick kids because it seems like more of a challenge.
Senoir Frat Psychos or whatever
Another movie, same concept but less comedy and more violence/gore.
Nice old folks that murder certain college students for whatever the reason may be.
Maybe the old folks were members of some evil outlawed frat club from back in the day.
Killer Babies
"After a storm or whatever all the newborns from the maternity ward are gone and all the staff on the floor is found dead.
Police suspect a cult but it turns out the babies became rabid, strong and with a taste for human flesh."
So a horror/comedy about evil babies going on a killer rampage.
Including:
-a bunch standing on eachother's shoulders, with a trench coat and hat dressed like an adult.
-a character fighting the babies with a flamethrower.
-a bunch of babies doing some kind of raid on course for pregnant women, they use their evil baby magic and all the women give birth to more evil babies,
after which they kill some parents before they get interrupted by someone so the babies scatter (imagine the sounds of lots of little footsteps and real baby giggles)
No Title Yet
A busload of juvenile delinquents and a couple of guards go on a trip for teambuilding or something.
They end up in some redneck part of the woods where a large evil family of hill folk lives.
Then someone gets killed, maybe the coolest guard, so the youths get angry and organised. They want revenge.
They're gonna turn the tables and show these hill folk how things are done.
At the end there'll be one of the youths saying something like "This was the best team building exercise ever..."
Severance, Wrong Turn, Wilderness and Misfits (tv-series) come to mind. But on a slightly large scale.
Stuff that will be included:
-One criminal will go Deliverance on a hillbilly.
-Others will go cannibal, just because they're hungry.
Tools
A bunch of handymen in a big hardware store (inside a mall?) during a zombie outbreak. They use their skills and material at hand to create crazy weapons to fight the zombies.
I just wanna see people fighting zombies with wacky weapons, like in the Dead Rising game.
Starring Nick Offerman
I wouldn't mind a "sequel" to The Cable Guy. Perhaps I.T. Guy?
Carrey escaped from an asylum and becomes a crazy I.T. guy with Snowden-like skills who's trying to befriend a family.
Madness ensues...
And ofcourse Prometheus 2 and 3 (and 4 and...?) however Ridley intended them. I don't even care if the xenomorphs make an appearance.
I want Engineers and such. I got a fever!
I have lots of ideas that could be movies/short stories/books/comic books/video games, i woudl like to at least finish them all on paper, then see what i could do.
Two of those are ideas that i would love to turn into movies is a Alien Versus Predator movie, it would be very dark and violent, the story is a blend of the first comic book with the second pc game and Requiem (i know i know, but the similarities are only superficial i swear) in that it would be a colony that becomes a slaughterhouse for Aliens and Predators, i dont wanna say much about it because one day i will write it whole and upload here for all of you to read.
The other would be a The Crow/Spawn crossover, it would be again very dark, violent, and melancholic, but also it has a glimpse of hope, basically the idea is to use the two titular characters as the two sides of the same coin in a talk of loss and grief.
No one else who's got any ideas or fantasies?
Just off the top of my head, and it wouldn't even be the good ones.
1. Godzilla/Pacific Rim Crossover - perhaps some cellular creature capable of building/mimicking other species from dna sources is sent across the rift, and finds the remains of one of the Godzillas at the bottom of the sea. It forms a new (perhaps mutant/more powerful) Godzilla based off of the dna. The yeager program is suddenly overpowered by a creature larger and stronger than ever encountered. Until they're paid a visit from a previously classified agency known as "monarch".
2. "AVPVT" - An Alien vs Predator Vs Terminator film. Doesn't even have to feature all of them. It could be Alien vs Terminator. As long as it's in space. I've always wanted this movie.
3. "Thing" AKA (The Thing 2) - The thing survives the original movie and is unknowingly rescued. I actually need to write this one. In the opening of the film, Macready is found barely alive. Childs is not to be seen. When McMurdo goes dark, a team is sent to ascertain what happened. The team is attacked, hunted and killed by imitations/openly thing creatures. As the final survivors head for a helicopter that is supposed to be there, it is gone. Mac was indeed a thing himself, and has long since escaped in the chopper. It has reached the outside world. Roll the title, let's get started.
4. A new transformers movie set completely on cybertron. No humans are featured or mentioned. It is pure robotic mayhem. Like the original film from 1986.
5. A real deal Halo movie. And I mean something handled by Ridley or Cameron. Preferably Cameron.
6. A Halo/Aliens crossover. Let's see master chief survive the hive. It's time humanity learned there's something a lot worse out amongst the stars than the covenant. See what I did there?
7. Just for fun "Walking Bad". A breaking bad/walking dead crossover. Walter's back, in a way.
8. Also just for fun "Candy Time". The uplifting true story of good ol' Sgt. "can do" Candy. The body model for the original terminator line. After a severe college croquet injury sidelines his dream of a promising military career, Candy overcomes unbelievable obstacles to rediscover himself, and fulfill his life's passions. From a unsympathetic ice cream stand boss, to an exciting new relationship at the "Soft n' fuzzy" shoe store and go kart track, see what made Candy...the sweet guy he came to be.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 12, 2018, 01:52:14 AM4. A new transformers movie set completely on cybertron. No humans are featured or mentioned. It is pure robotic mayhem. Like the original film from 1986.
I want his too. Could be on Earth but humans are just in the background. The only lines they get would be "Aaaargh! Giant robots. Ruuuuun!"
And the Transformers need to look more basic.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 12, 2018, 04:55:50 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 12, 2018, 01:52:14 AM4. A new transformers movie set completely on cybertron. No humans are featured or mentioned. It is pure robotic mayhem. Like the original film from 1986.
I want his too. Could be on Earth but humans are just in the background. The only lines they get would be "Aaaargh! Giant robots. Ruuuuun!"
And the Transformers need to look more basic.
"I want his too"?
Well, you can't have it. Haha!
Seriously though, I miss the older basic style of the transformers too. I mean, optimus is okay for now, but I do miss the old look. Especially for Megatron and Starscream. Starscream looked terrible. And now you have Cybertron looking like a giant piece of space broccoli, and Unicron is earth. Somebody needs to course correct this series and quick. They feel more like spiderman movies at this point.
I only saw the first live-action movie. Thought it was so terrible I gave up on the rest.
Blomkamp would be good for a G-1 Transformers movie. He knows how to create proper basic, yet modern looking robots.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 15, 2018, 01:51:57 AM
I only saw the first live-action movie. Thought it was so terrible I gave up on the rest.
Blomkamp would be good for a G-1 Transformers movie. He knows how to create proper basic, yet modern looking robots.
I've struggled through them all so far, but I'm losing strength. It's hard to watch a movie titled transformers when it basically amounts to American Pie: the robot wars. I think you'd have a hard time getting a decent director near the franchise at this point. How the last movie snagged Anthony Hopkins I'll never know. Perhaps if given a lengthy respite, a hard reboot might be possible down the road.
Zemeckis might be good, he did Beowulf, and of course you could go old school with Don Bluth and the other guys who did Titan A.E. but they're long retired I believe. God I wish they could've done a transformers movie. Maybe something alittle dark feeling like the black cauldron. Make Megatron a really evil piece of work. That would've been wicked.
New idea: Transformers R-Rated rip-off ;D
Killer robots from space descend on Earth destroy mankind. They change into big killing machine hybrids. Like a mixer with wings, a giant lawnmower, huge chainsaw on wheels,...
Humans try to fight back with soldiers, drones, tanks, jets,... Maybe guys like Schwarzenegger and Peter Weller as goverments and military.
No Michael Bay stuff. I want Blomkamp. Proper effects.
Robots can talk, are funny but mean and say proper one-liners along with clichés like puny humans or stupid meatbags.
I'd be down for an R-Rated transformers. And in keeping with the original spirit of the topic, I'll add a few more ideas.
1. A studio version of "the russian sleep experiment". Wouldn't be too expensive to make, if done in the spirit of say, "Downfall".
2. An R rated version of Willy Wonka. Basically as a horror movie.
3. A "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" film in the style of the resident evil games, notably 4-6. With the Grinch being a huge and fanged terror, decimating the sleepy town of whoville once a year.
4. A Sin City/Hellboy crossover
I would love to see a dark comedy about a regular guy who tries desperately to become an actor, and does all the little castings just to be an extra in anything. But trying desperately for too long, he actually goes nuts and becomes neurotic, and start killing other people like him who he thinks threatens to take his place, but in a very absurd and over the top manner.
I actually would like to write a script about that, i think it could be relevant in today's society on some levels, but i haven't found the right way to start it for now.
Quote from: BigDaddyJohn on Mar 17, 2018, 01:22:15 PM
I would love to see a dark comedy about a regular guy who tries desperately to become an actor, and does all the little castings just to be an extra in anything. But trying desperately for too long, he actually goes nuts and becomes neurotic, and start killing other people like him who he thinks threatens to take his place, but in a very absurd and over the top manner.
I actually would like to write a script about that, i think it could be relevant in today's society on some levels, but i haven't found the right way to start it for now.
You could open somewhat near the end of the film, with the crazy guy reciting Shakespeare while holding a severed head instead of a skull. Then flash back to the true beginning. A "two years earlier" sort of thing.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2018, 03:09:13 AM
Quote from: BigDaddyJohn on Mar 17, 2018, 01:22:15 PM
I would love to see a dark comedy about a regular guy who tries desperately to become an actor, and does all the little castings just to be an extra in anything. But trying desperately for too long, he actually goes nuts and becomes neurotic, and start killing other people like him who he thinks threatens to take his place, but in a very absurd and over the top manner.
I actually would like to write a script about that, i think it could be relevant in today's society on some levels, but i haven't found the right way to start it for now.
You could open somewhat near the end of the film, with the crazy guy reciting Shakespeare while holding a severed head instead of a skull. Then flash back to the true beginning. A "two years earlier" sort of thing.
Haha that could be fun !
After watching the latest Tomb Raider and seeing how lame it was, I was thinking about a cross between The Descent, Temple of Doom and Deliverance would make the perfect Tomb Raider movie.
Quote from: Scorpio on Mar 21, 2018, 12:38:55 AM
After watching the latest Tomb Raider and seeing how lame it was, I was thinking about a cross between The Descent, Temple of Doom and Deliverance would make the perfect Tomb Raider movie.
I'd love me some big budget r-rated archaeology horror. Big underground temple complex. Not just small corridors but halls, statues and the works.
Woulnd't mind a horror version of something like National Treasure mixed with The Ninth Gate.
Alien: Providence - (Disclaimer - It's chocked full of throwbacks and plot-holes. A tribute to modern cinema)
Several years after the disappearance of the Nostromo, a Wey-Yu survey team, en-route to LV-426, locates and is ordered to intercept a possible piece of debris from the missing vessel. The unnatural object is soon discovered to be the original xenomorph Ripley blasted into space. The Alien attacks the two people examining it before killing one, and escaping deep into the ship with the other for egg-morphing. As the team struggles to understand what is happening, the company takes steps to ensure the survival of the creature. Caught between a monster, and a ship operating under the guidance of the company, one of the group is separated and is taken by the Alien. She is brought before the egg, and nature takes it's course.
It is discovered that one of the members of the crew is actually a Wey-Yu (human) stooge, sent to personally ensure retrieval of any remaining Alien specimens from the derelict. While the identity of the saboteur is being uncovered, a new xenomorph is being born. The new xenomorph is noticeably different from the original Alien. More akin to Cameron's alien. After falling for the lie that the derelict is actually a space worthy vessel and their only chance of safe escape from the creature, the crew decides to make a go for it.
They manage to seal off the ventilation ducts and lock themselves in the bridge, while alternating teams take turns watching the central corridor (considered the only direction the Alien can come from). Some time later, they lose contact with the two-man group posted on watch duty. When they arrive at the scene, there is blood everywhere, and a gory trail leads into one of the ventilation ducts, now shredded beyond recognition. As the group retreats, they are attacked by the warrior Alien. Against all odds, the team manages to trap and successfully kill the creature. As they realize this creature is not the same one they originally discovered, an alien shriek is heard deep within the ship. They quickly head back to the bridge.
As they near LV-426, the remaining crew argue amongst each other, and questions the company man on how there can be more than one Alien. He insists he doesn't know. He can only assume that it must've evolved somehow, and has found a different way to use kidnapped people as hosts. The possibility of the alien impregnating the hosts itself is mentioned. A standard monologue is spoken, with someone mentioning how they don't intend to die, and that they're going to make it to that ship (derelict). They reach and land on the surface of LV-426. As they make their way across the landscape, they are pursued and attacked by Aliens. Most of the remaining members of the team die, including the company man.
As the surviving crew members enter the derelict, they are hunted by the original xenomorph. Several scenes involving the crew being separated occur, allowing us to see new views and areas of the ship's interior. In an attempt to escape the creature, the final surviving member of the crew (the one who gave the monologue) uses the climbing equipment left in place by the Nostromo crew to descend into the hole near the Space Jockey. The line snaps midway down, and he/she falls into the darkness. The survivor wakes up within the haze-field seen in the original film. As they gaze in horror at the sea of alien eggs, several begin to show signs of activation. One is already open! (this is actually the egg of the facehugger that attacked kane). The survivor panics, runs, and climbs up onto a nearby ledge (the ledge kane fell off). Frantically searching for the cable, forgetting it had snapped. A translucent slime begins to fall onto the faceplate of the survivor, causing confusion. As the survivor gazes upward, the aliens face slowly begins to appear out of the dark. Its lips slowly curl backwards, exposing its teeth as the creature begins to hiss. The survivor screams. "No!" and runs.
We see the final survivor, running wildly through the immense chamber. Crying and screaming for God to save them. Thousands of eggs, the howl of the xenomorph (the one it made when it kidnapped Dallas) as it runs down the prey. And with one long clawed hand, the Alien snatches the human backwards out of frame, as a long, violent, and high pitched final scream is heard as we fade to black. Through bouts of consciousness, the survivor is taken deep into the abyss. It screeches occasionally, but the sound appears muffled to the victim. Sometime is appears as though something answers back. The movement stops, and the body is gently set on the ground, face down. This place is dark, but it is obvious that there are no eggs here. This is clear and level ground. As the survivor slowly tilts her/his head upward, the creature behind hisses slightly as a warning.
Suddenly, something moves in the dark ahead. A cracking sound is heard, like some long-rotten piece of wood being torn from the side of an abandoned barn. As the survivors eyes adjust to the darkness, more movement occurs. Something here, now something there. Pieces of something bigger. At last we see it, a queen, taller and more horrifying than any we've seen before. Her design is more streamlined and slender than the queen from Aliens. Her massive head tilts up from her chest, where it has remained affixed for so long, waiting for the day of victory she expected so many eons ago, before she hid herself, before she slept. The xenomorph announces his presence, and begins to communicate with the queen. She stares at the creature on the ground. As the survivor lays on the ground, mentally broken, the claw of the Alien presses down on the side of the humans head, holding it firmly against the ground. With one hand on the shoulder, it uses its body weight to pin the human down. As the Alien moves its mouth towards the survivors head, the queen hisses in delight. Food, at last.
We see the original aliens face, as its mouth opens and it descends upon the victim. The shrieks of the creatures mingle with the sounds of the wind outside as our view switches to the barren landscape of LV-426. In the distance, we see the ship taking off through the dust storm. It leaves the atmosphere, and fades away. We see inside the ship, and travel through the dark and bloodied corridors. We arrive at a small hatch. On the other side, a xenomorph is preparing to hibernate. We see its face as it lowers its head. Its upper lip twitches slowly, then stops.
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I was watching Speed last night, and noticed that the plane the bus crashes into and blows up at the end is owned by Pacific Courier - this is the fictitious company that owned the van Hans Gruber and his chums used to infiltrate Nakatomi Tower in Die Hard.
This in turn got me thinking that the drug dealer being extradited in Die Hard 2 was from Val Verde, the made-up Central American country in which Predator takes place.
All this had me fantasising about the 80s action movie to end all 80s action movies, in which John McClane, Dutch and... whatever Keanu Reeves' cop was called (:laugh:) all team up to save the day in the film The Expendables damn-well should have been.
Hell, you could even throw in John Matrix from Commando, with Arnie playing two roles with obvious 80s split-screen and body doubles, because that movie mentions Val Verde too :laugh:
I always wanted a PG-13 live action TMNT movie that isn't an origin story and Shredder isn't the villain. Maybe something involving Rat King or Savanti Romero.
I was thinking of Mad Max Fury Road, how much better it would be (IMO) with Mel Gibson and Noomi Rapace.
Simpsons 2.0 and South Park 2.0
Put the darn kids in high school, create new story options while changing a few things.
Keep the originals. Or not. Don't really care.
I'd Like to see some of my favorite Anime turned into a Live Action big Budget Movie. Probably Berserk :o Will it ever happen? Probably not, cos they can't even adapt the manga into an anime without f**king it up badly.
A sequel or two to the 1998 Godzilla would've had me happy for life
Quote from: Omegamorph on Jun 01, 2018, 12:04:48 AM
A sequel or two to the 1998 Godzilla would've had me happy for life
Have you ever read the script for the sequel that was supposed to be made? It was going to be a wild movie. I still like the 1998 film. Not really as anything remotely true to Godzilla, but just as a fun and entertaining monster movie in its own right.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 01, 2018, 03:52:59 AMHave you ever read the script for the sequel that was supposed to be made? It was going to be a wild movie.
Care to offer a brief summary?
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 01, 2018, 03:52:59 AMNot really as anything remotely true to Godzilla, but just as a fun and entertaining monster movie in its own right.
Yeah, I've always enjoyed it too. It's totally silly, but it's very entertaining.
I don't know why the 1998 Godzilla movie got so much hate. I liked the people in the movie and the special effects are still good for today's standards. The sequels were going to have more monsters and more cities. Sydney would've been included according to Wikipedia. I would've liked to see Hong Kong and Dubai included with a return to NYC.
"Care to offer a brief summary?"
It will be rough, but here it goes. Godzilla 98 is dead and the city is rebuilding. Scientists are dissecting the body, while Nick has become haunted by his involvement in the creatures death. He goes somewhere he shouldn't and finds a dying Godzilla infant, and manages to save it. He keeps it alive in the abandonded subway tunnels. Nick imprints on it like something from Jurassic world. Once recuperated, he force it to escape into the river, while being pursued by the military.
That's the opening.
The rest of the story takes place years later. To condense it, people and villages around the world start pulling a Roanoke, and disappearing without a trace. A jet sliced in half at 30,000 feet. Abandoned ships etc. An egg is discovered but before the military can respond, the egg hatched and the village population disappears. Nick marries Audrey. There are some new characters introduced. Godzilla has been surviving in the outback and has been spawning very large children of its own. But it recognizes Nick and doesn't kill him. Jean Reno still believes Godzilla is the problem and rats them out.
Later, a monster island is discovered full of new species and it is revealed that large winged insects are kidnapping humans to feed their nest. Their queen appears. Godzilla is their natural superior, and is supposed to keep them in check, but due to human interference this is not the case anymore. The eggs belong to the insects who are spreading to devour mankind or something to that effect. Godzilla's children are slaughtered except for one nicknamed "runt". There is a running fight in downtown Sidney, as Godzilla uses its atomic breath to defend itself and it's surviving young one. One of the new characters is captured by the insects. Everybody and everything returns to the island. The military is engaging the insects in an aerial battle, as the human characters head into the hive. This culminates in a showdown where Godzilla accidentally saves the humans by defeating the giant queen.
Godzilla is wounded and exhausted. The military goes to kill him, but the survivors protect him, allowing him and his kid to slip away into the ocean.
So it's basically skull island, jurassic world, rodan and Godzilla 2014 rolled into one. There are several youtube videos summarizing the movie better than I can. And I obviously left out a ton of details, most I can't remember off-hand. For a thorough outline check out this link,
http://the-american-godzilla.wikia.com/wiki/Godzilla_2
Hicks, I apologize if links are not cool here. Just let me know and I'll get rid of it.
My movie fantasy hopefully may come true one day...
Spoiler
Jurassic Park: Directors Cut Edition, with 45+ minutes of deleted and extended scenes
I can die a happy, happy, HAPPY person if this ever comes to pass.
Quote from: FiorinaFury161 on Jun 03, 2018, 04:15:49 AM
My movie fantasy hopefully may come true one day...
Spoiler
Jurassic Park: Directors Cut Edition, with 45+ minutes of deleted and extended scenes
I can die a happy, happy, HAPPY person if this ever comes to pass.
Does such footage exist?
In my dreams it does. I can remember a scene (dream) when Hammond and Dennis Nedry are arguing about Nedry's financial problems, and Nedry goes into full detail about his situation and Hammond keeps waving him down, agitated, and eventually gives the "I don't blame people for their mistakes, but I do ask if they pay for them" line. Nedry continues to belittle Hammond's expensive park and why he can't get more money, while Hammond just says "You haven't even done your daily chores yet" with a smile, and Nedry sighs and gives the "Thanks Dad." line.
How I can remember only this dream scene is beyond me ???
Quote from: FiorinaFury161 on Jun 03, 2018, 05:09:53 AM
How I can remember only this dream scene is beyond me ???
Because it was important to you. And it's not easy remembering everything from a dream. But if you still have the good feeling that came from whatever you experienced in the dream, that's something.
James Cameron said he wanted to do JP but Spielberg beat him to it.
Would've loved to see his version.
With all the possibilities acces to alternative universes would bring, alternative movie editions are top on my list.
I imagine Cameron's movie would've focused more on the containment teams, and the jeeps probably would've have automated cannons on them. Though Steven's Dinosaurs did kill the guy who "cut the power" didn't they...interesting.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 01, 2018, 09:11:51 PMIt will be rough, but here it goes...
Thanks :)
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 04, 2018, 05:56:45 AMI imagine Cameron's movie would've focused more on the containment teams, and the jeeps probably would've have automated cannons on them. Though Steven's Dinosaurs did kill the guy who "cut the power" didn't they...interesting.
Cameron's gone on record saying his
Jurassic Park would've been darker and more violent. Basically a horror film instead of a family blockbuster.
A proper R-Rated Jurassic Park type movie with a big budget
That would be freakin' sweet! People getting attacked, killed and eaten in bloody ways.
Quote from: HuDaFuK on Jun 04, 2018, 09:06:36 AMCameron's gone on record saying his Jurassic Park would've been darker and more violent. Basically a horror film instead of a family blockbuster.
Yeah, in his series he says he would've done it like Aliens.
I'd like to see a new Alien flick where Ripley actually died onboard gateway. The bursting after Burke mentioned her stasis would be real. Her alien escapes and commences to cause havoc on gateway station. Using egg morphing to create more aliens. The movie could end with a facehugger or a xenomorph successfully making its way down to earth. Maybe show a crashed evac ship full of blood laying in a field with a trail leading away from it towards a city or jungle.
I'd like that too as long as the gateway station doesn't look like the interiour of the average space ship.
I imagine a xeno (or other morph) done with proper practical effects in someting like the white room at the start of Covenant.
Not all the time ofcourse. But it would be nice too see a movie where they don't have to rely on darkness most of the time. Nice, crispy clean settings with decent lighting. Creating a false sense of security and then bam!
But my version would be without Ripley and with black goo, so we'd get various creatures.
I so wanna see Schwarzenegger do a Death Wish movie. Or at least a decent rip-off. Preferably of part 3.
Fits him perfectly. Not a lot of dialogue and lots of killing.
Could even be sold as Commando 2. Retired Arnie's daughter, played again by Alyssa Milano, gets raped and murdered.
So he gets out his old army gear and goes on a rampage.
And there'll be a scene where he picks up Old Painless and maws down a street filled with thugs. When he's done and runs out of ammo he spits out some chewing tobacco. Then another group of thugs appears.
Giger's ''Alien III'' -- many, many brilliant unused drawings, the most obvious being the feminine, erotic alien with a peristaltic head, piping musical ''voice'' and the lethal kiss that tears out the viscera of its pseudo-monastic ''lovers''.
In fact, I would cheerfully subscribe to an independent film (crowd-funding I think) that recreated his designs, although it would, I think, descend into a copyright mire, ''stumble and fall, and rise no more''.
If I have insufficient posts to post here, please forgive me: I have looked for rules and cannot seem to find them, likely because of the lateness of the hour.
A Michael Bay gladiator movie, R-Rated ofcourse.
Should be like the Spartacus series but with a double dose of steroids and better effects.
I'd go for that ;D
At this point my fantasies would be a better origin for the Alien franchise, so maybe a soft reboot that does away with the current prequels and gives the franchise the origin it deserves and not something that creates continuity snarls and is over the top and grandiose. Alien was small scale film but had big impact, Prometheus was big but shallow and created far too many questions.
Quote from: The Cruentus on Jul 18, 2018, 11:15:13 AM
At this point my fantasies would be a better origin for the Alien franchise, so maybe a soft reboot that does away with the current prequels and gives the franchise the origin it deserves and not something that creates continuity snarls and is over the top and grandiose. Alien was small scale film but had big impact, Prometheus was big but shallow and created far too many questions.
You are like little baby.
Well that was unnecessary.
Quote from: The Old One on Jul 18, 2018, 12:22:43 PM
Quote from: The Cruentus on Jul 18, 2018, 11:15:13 AM
At this point my fantasies would be a better origin for the Alien franchise, so maybe a soft reboot that does away with the current prequels and gives the franchise the origin it deserves and not something that creates continuity snarls and is over the top and grandiose. Alien was small scale film but had big impact, Prometheus was big but shallow and created far too many questions.
You are like little baby.
I've warned you in the past about being rude. Please don't make me ask again.
Quote from: HuDaFuK on Jul 18, 2018, 01:17:57 PM
Well that was unnecessary.
Indeed, hence the "reporting to mod"
Anyway other than a soft reboot, I have been thinking about doing a fan "novelization" of AVP and Requiem just to see if yours truly i.e someone who is definitely not a writer and makes frequent grammer mistakes, can actually make a better version than what we see onscreen :laugh: :laugh: The second will be easier since anything would be an improvement over that. :P
Quote from: The Cruentus on Jul 18, 2018, 02:13:50 PMThe second will be easier since anything would be an improvement over that. :P
All you need to do is make sure the paper isn't black so the words on the page are actually legible, and you're already ahead.
And no egg vomiting life-cycle....or teen slasher tropes.
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Jul 18, 2018, 02:07:36 PM
Quote from: The Old One on Jul 18, 2018, 12:22:43 PM
Quote from: The Cruentus on Jul 18, 2018, 11:15:13 AM
At this point my fantasies would be a better origin for the Alien franchise, so maybe a soft reboot that does away with the current prequels and gives the franchise the origin it deserves and not something that creates continuity snarls and is over the top and grandiose. Alien was small scale film but had big impact, Prometheus was big but shallow and created far too many questions.
You are like little baby.
I've warned you in the past about being rude. Please don't make me ask again.
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jul 18, 2018, 03:03:19 AM
A Michael Bay gladiator movie, R-Rated ofcourse.
Should be like the Spartacus series but with a double dose of steroids and better effects.
And splosions? Can't make a Bay movie without splosions.
Gladiator: Rise of the Fig Leaf
Quote from: The Old One on Jul 18, 2018, 02:33:45 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Jul 18, 2018, 02:07:36 PM
Quote from: The Old One on Jul 18, 2018, 12:22:43 PM
Quote from: The Cruentus on Jul 18, 2018, 11:15:13 AM
At this point my fantasies would be a better origin for the Alien franchise, so maybe a soft reboot that does away with the current prequels and gives the franchise the origin it deserves and not something that creates continuity snarls and is over the top and grandiose. Alien was small scale film but had big impact, Prometheus was big but shallow and created far too many questions.
You are like little baby.
I've warned you in the past about being rude. Please don't make me ask again.
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1075486-layers-of-irony
Let's share the meme in future, avoid any misunderstandings.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 18, 2018, 06:37:12 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jul 18, 2018, 03:03:19 AM
A Michael Bay gladiator movie, R-Rated ofcourse.
Should be like the Spartacus series but with a double dose of steroids and better effects.
And splosions? Can't make a Bay movie without splosions.
Gladiator: Rise of the Fig Leaf
I'm sure there were oils and stuff that were explosive. So expect at least one storage or warehouse exploding.
Title might be Colloseum.
Colloseum: Rome's Arena of DEATH!
Quote from: Russ on Jul 23, 2018, 07:14:25 AM
Colloseum: Rome's Arena of DEATH!
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Had a dream the other night about this movie that I am now dying to see. It's not an original plot, but the actors would be what sells this movie. Basically I had a cold open for the film, this scene would definitely be in the trailer too:
A father walks into the bathroom, he goes to take a piss in the urinal and as he does this a hispanic man walks in on his cellphone speaking spanish. He goes to the urinal right next to the father and is chatting away, not even looking at the father. The father looks at him from the corner of his eye and spots something on the hispanic man's neck. The father's face turns cold. The hispanic man finishes before the father, zips up, goes to wash his hands in the sink just next to the urinals and seemingly hangs up the phone and places it on the rim of the sink. He starts to speak aloud to the father about his marriage casually, complains about his wife nagging at him about money. The father walks behind the man as if to wash his hands but instead smashes the hispanic man's head against the mirror. It shatters, glass is all over the man's forehead and blood pours down his face. He turns to attack the father but he's swiftly brought to the ground by a devastating blow to the head. The father picks him up by his collar and smashes his head against the side of the sink, breaking it after a few hits. He proceeds to snap the man's neck and picks up the phone, "Nice try, see you soon" he says coldly over the line that wasn't hung up after all.
The father, played by Steve Carell. Plot is that his daughter played by Emma Stone is kidnapped by a cartel who is after Carell because he is a former government agent who had a vendetta against this particular cartel after they murdered his wife in a hit that was meant for him. He recruits his daughters boyfriend, a police officer played by Ryan Gosling to go after these guys and rescue his daughter. His daughter who has extensive self defense training due to Carell training her since she was young after her mother was killed escapes captivity but it was trapped in hostile territory. It's a race to find her before the cartel does. Movie would be laced with flashbacks a la Lost with scenes from her childhood training, meeting Ryan Gosling, and the death of her mother.
Essentially Taken but with the daughter being able to handle her own but she's outnumbered in a place where their could be enemies all over. Carell and the Goose are going to kick some ass while trying to find her.
This was a great dream. It's essentially a Crazy Stupid Love reunion.
Quote from: MudButt on Jul 24, 2018, 06:35:22 PM
Had a dream the other night about this movie that I am now dying to see. It's not an original plot, but the actors would be what sells this movie. Basically I had a cold open for the film, this scene would definitely be in the trailer too:
Essentially Taken but with the daughter being able to handle her own but she's outnumbered in a place where their could be enemies all over. Carell and the Goose are going to kick some ass while trying to find her.
This was a great dream. It's essentially a Crazy Stupid Love reunion.
I once dreamed that I'd challenged hitler to a literal pissing contest. Needless to say, America won the day.
Quote from: MudButt on Jul 24, 2018, 06:35:22 PM
Had a dream the other night about this movie that I am now dying to see. It's not an original plot,
I'd totally watch it. Is it action-comedy or action-thriller, though? I like the idea of Carell playing it totally straight.
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Quote from: Russ on Jul 25, 2018, 07:08:04 AM
Quote from: MudButt on Jul 24, 2018, 06:35:22 PM
Had a dream the other night about this movie that I am now dying to see. It's not an original plot,
I'd totally watch it. Is it action-comedy or action-thriller, though? I like the idea of Carell playing it totally straight.
Completely straight!
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jul 25, 2018, 08:36:31 AM
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My thought exactly when I woke up :laugh:
For years I've wanted a Road Runner/Wile E. Coyote movie set in New Mexico or Monument Valley. But as a horror movie.
It came to me after a dream I had where I was driving down this unending highway that was a blend of the two locations. It was late at night, and I eventually stopped when I came to a place in the road where the asphalt had been severely damaged, and there were large predatory tracks leading off into the desert. As I stood outside the car staring off into the distance about a quarter mile out, the moonlight illuminated a small dust plume moving at high speed, and parallel to the highway.
It suddenly stopped and went quiet. The I heard the wolf howl from American Werewolf In London, and it started heading right for me. I scrambled back into the car and sped off. I was doing over 80 and killed my lights to avoid being seen, when they hit the side of my car and rolled over the hood during the crash. There was alot of blue feathers, and some large brown creature with lots of teeth, that looked like Wile E. on horror steroids, salivating like a wild beast. The car was knocked off the highway and was flipping very fast. When I hit the boulder, I woke up.
I've wanted a movie like this ever since. Had one similar about a mutated Grinch and who-ville.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 03, 2018, 06:09:34 AM
For years I've wanted a Road Runner/Wile E. Coyote movie set in New Mexico or Monument Valley. But as a horror movie.
It came to me after a dream I had where I was driving down this unending highway that was a blend of the two locations. It was late at night, and I eventually stopped when I came to a place in the road where the asphalt had been severely damaged, and there were large predatory tracks leading off into the desert. As I stood outside the car staring off into the distance about a quarter mile out, the moonlight illuminated a small dust plume moving at high speed, and parallel to the highway.
It suddenly stopped and went quiet. The I heard the wolf howl from American Werewolf In London, and it started heading right for me. I scrambled back into the car and sped off. I was doing over 80 and killed my lights to avoid being seen, when they hit the side of my car and rolled over the hood during the crash. There was alot of blue feathers, and some large brown creature with lots of teeth, that looked like Wile E. on horror steroids, salivating like a wild beast. The car was knocked off the highway and was flipping very fast. When I hit the boulder, I woke up.
I've wanted a movie like this ever since. Had one similar about a mutated Grinch and who-ville.
Love the idea. Not sure for an entire movie but certainly would work as some X-Files episode or something.
People being stalked and murdered by Mike Myers dressed as his characters.
I'm thinking of going some weird reverse Last Action Hero route.
A horror convention next door the Mike Myers movie marathon. There's a magical object at the convention that releases Mike Myers characters from his movies, but because of the evil nature of the magical object, the characters act evil. And they act like characters out of horror movies.
This gave me the idea
https://bloody-disgusting.com/images/3513844/artist-replaces-michael-myers-mike-myers-hilarious-halloween-drawings/
I would like something taking place a few years before Aliens, focusing on the Marines. Not sure why, but I'd animate it, and I'd want the original actors. Major problem: who is playing Hudson. I think the guy who did his voice in the A:CM DLC did a decent job, but feel free to disagree with me. A movie about the Marines without a proper Hudson would fail, plain and simple.
Predator/The thing crossover in the spirit of Predators 2010. With a couple of recycled ideas from avp.
The predators unknowingly capture and drop a replication into the preserve. It slowly begins to infect and take over the group, causing mistrust and mayhem amongst the survivors. Slowly realizing what's happening, the predators attempt to track and kill its forms, while trying to avoid infection or having to basically nuke the entire area. The film culminates in a hellish showdown inside a large temple within the jungle. Realizing the situation is beyond control, they kill the final escaping human survivor(s) and nuke the site from their ship as they depart.
As the ship travels through space, we see blood on the floor, and signs that a predator or one of the hounds has been imitated. We then see the ship approaching the predator homeworld, before fading to black.
That's a good one, I've always liked to see The Thing return.
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Because the creatures are absolutely bizarre and surreal, someone like Guillermo del Toro should make an horror movie about Japanese folklore monsters. A cult movie could be acceptable too, made by the guys from Bloody Disgusting.
Asian folklore is more than enough (https://hyakumonogatari.com/), but here is a western inspiration:
A Tarantino film in the Shakespearean style.
I just suddenly want to see Samuel point a sword at somebody's face and say "ENGLISH! Fornicator of Matriarchs. DOST THOU SPEAK IT!!"
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 20, 2018, 02:48:58 AM
A Tarantino film in the Shakespearean style.
I just suddenly want to see Samuel point a sword at somebody's face and say "ENGLISH! Fornicator of Matriarchs. DOST THOU SPEAK IT!!"
This Motherf**king Renaissance: A Pulp Fiction Story. There are snakes and a Da Vinci's plane of some sort.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 20, 2018, 02:48:58 AM
A Tarantino film in the Shakespearean style.
I just suddenly want to see Samuel point a sword at somebody's face and say "ENGLISH! Fornicator of Matriarchs. DOST THOU SPEAK IT!!"
Isn't the Romeo & Juliet movie with DiCaprio like that?
Never been big on Shakespeare. It's fun for a couple of lines but a whole movie would drive me bonkers.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Sep 21, 2018, 01:47:01 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 20, 2018, 02:48:58 AM
A Tarantino film in the Shakespearean style.
I just suddenly want to see Samuel point a sword at somebody's face and say "ENGLISH! Fornicator of Matriarchs. DOST THOU SPEAK IT!!"
Isn't the Romeo & Juliet movie with DiCaprio like that?
Never been big on Shakespeare. It's fun for a couple of lines but a whole movie would drive me bonkers.
Yes it is, and I'm not big on Shakespeare either. But we're talking about Tarantino and Samuel L Jackson here.
How can you not want to see a movie with Samuel all dressed up, packing a blunderbuss, and screaming stuff like ""For lo, I have blasted thine ass off! And shall blast other parts of thee asunder! lest you should take up thy ass parts, and remove thyself from my sight!"
Maybe for a sketch or something, I dunnow.
Speaking of language and accents, I'm really looking forward to Guy Ritchie's Toff Guys.
Which is supposed to be about some criminal deal between Americans and Brits.
I can already imagine the slang filled dialogue causing confusion and fun.
Van Helsing sorta but with a wrestler (or mixed martial arts dude)
I wanna see jump-scares but instead of running away our man gives the demon a face slam or crushes some zombie skull with a piledriver.
"Ooh, a werewolf... Silver chair, bitch!"
And/or
A team of fighters, each has his/her own specialty. Together they smash through hordes of zombies while spouting one-liners.
I'd prefer a decent cast but there's a cheaper option in which we use Hulk Hogan, Mike Tyson, Jean-Claude Van Damme,...
Life of Kumquat
Starring Karl Malden, as the Kumquat.
The story of a self aware Kumquat who sets out to find his beloved "Fortunella". Featuring George C. Scott as Lemon Lime, a former back branch hustler who murdered his way to power and now runs the orchard with his crew of "Harvesters". Ben Kingsley as Mandarin Orange, a wise elder and caretaker of the "book of thistles". And Ernest Borgnine as Uncle Rutaceae, Kumquats only surviving family member and noted singer and female impersonator down at "The Pomelo".
Start as a psychological horror story similar to Stephen King's Misery but focused on Scheherazade's deadly dilemma while she is trying to distract her psychopath husband (who want to kill her every night) with amazing stories of all kinds. From there, the narrative changes into other genres and nuances.
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That is the main connection, but overall, the thing is an anthology of horror and science fiction tales based on "One Thousand and One Nights". There are elements of horror and dark fantasy such as demons (ghoul), evil spirits (djinn), haunted houses, a fairy empress (Paribanou), etc. Proto-science fiction stuff as well, such as technologically advanced lost civilizations (City of Brass), life beyond Earth, an underwater society, and humanoids robots similar to Talos from Greek mythology, etc.
I'm going to sound pretentious as f**k and like captain obvious at the same time, but the art teaches and speaks for itself, and every time I'm searching via google; I am reading stories. All these sci fi and fantasy worlds that are worthy enough to find their way to the big screen. So, dear Hollywood, just make a crazy fever dream in the shape of a movie / TV series (the kind of work that dudes like David Lynch or David Cronenberg can deliver).
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That said, I wish a flick based on "The Garden of Earthly Delights" by Hieronymus Bosch; which is a beautiful and enigmatic painting from the Museo del Prado in Spain. The book-shaped-painting shows the creation of earth while it is closed. Then, from left to right: the garden of Eden, the garden of earthly delights which is a representation of our world and finally the Hell. Darren Aronofsky's Mother was the closer thing to a film based on the aforementioned painting. But I want more, I want the bigger and badder but in art form: biblical imagery with LSD vibe, surrealism, metafiction and stunning performances like in Nicolas Cage's Mandy.
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Actually, there is a song inspired by the painting, so why not a movie...
Now about the song, a young musician was skillful enough to transcribe the music present in one of the scenes from hell; specifically in a character who was crushed by a lute who at the same time has a score engraved on his ass:
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A combination of the world's mythologies and legends. For example, have Sun Wukong and his team travel west and encounter the Elves.
I was watching 'The Terror' last night...
And I thought it would be interesting a similar TV series, but this time about "The Mary Celeste Mystery" (https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/abandoned-ship-the-mary-celeste-174488104/): a merchant ship that was found without its crew and adrift. Overall, I want an horror story, something along the lines of "the dark side" of 'The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket'.
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Got a book about that last Christmas. Need to crack it open. Need to find it first though. ;D
A new vigilante movie franchise with a cheesy title like Bloody Vengeance.
Part 1 to 3 will be our main character moving up the East Coast going after whatever criminal organisation.
It'll be gritty, bloody, a little over the top and with dark humour. Like a mix of Death Wish 1 to 3 and John Wick part 1.
Later things will heat up again with Bloody Vengeance: The Return, part 1 to 3, where our (new) character will move down the West Coast hunting down another criminal organisation who got hired by someone from the original 3 movies.
These movies will be less gritty, the rest will stay the same.
Main character gets poisoned and dies at the end. Or does he?
Bloody Vengeance: The Final Drop. Our hero still alive on experimental medication, side effects include heightened senses and stuff.
Movie will be similar to Crank but bloodier and with a higher body count.
I would love a psychedelic horror movie about Giger's nigthmares and his opium consumption in order to silence them. But I really want a fictional portrait of the artist, like a surreal journey into the depths of Giger's mind. Something like in Panos Cosmatos films Mandy and Beyond the Black Rainbow, respectively.
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The Chuck Norris Movie
A story about a Chuck Norris lookalike becoming an invincible and unusual superhero who's a mix of all his action movie characters, while living up to or creating all those cool sayings about Chuck Norris.
I love your idea Immortan.
Try seeking out Dark Seed maybe.
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I'll definitely do it. The game looks like a true classic.
My movie idea involves another alien film in the vein of 1&3, without any mention of the Ripley family.
My fantasy is that it will actually be made.
I talked with Voodoo last week about a Predator movie that blends Se7en and P2, starring Mark Rolston and Michael Biehn as veteran investigators.
See the last thread I posted in.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 13, 2019, 08:28:39 PM
I talked with Voodoo last week about a Predator movie that blends Se7en and P2, starring Mark Rolston and Michael Biehn as veteran investigators.
I still want to see a Punisher/Predator 2 style crossover.
This seems like a fun thread. lol
I'm not very good at coming up with serious ideas. More parody than anything but with that said here is my idea:
Buddy cop comedy where an alien and predator team up on a case. The role of angry captain with short temper can be the terminator that way we involve 3 out of my 6 favorite film franchises.
Well, here's my idea for an Alien movie:
One man. Alien. A steel door - only thing that separates them from each other. Alien always near the door, sometimes hissing and scratching its surface. Little, claustrophobic spaceship. Mostly dark (problem with electricity or smth like this). Small weak green source of light right near man's face.
Man is traped. It doesn't matter how really. He has some food and water but it won't last long. He can't escape. Anything he can do is thinking. Revisiting old memories, remembering relatives, friends, just familiar faces. Trying to figure out what and when he did wrong. A lot of flashbacks. Time and loneliness are slowly turning him insane. He want to talk to somebody. And as time goes idea of talking with Alien becomes more and more attractive. He adresses his thoughts to creature, gives it a name of somebody he knew before. He demands for response, in frustration bangs the door not getting it, He's listening to absolute silence. He need to open the door, he want just to speak to somebody...
But will he do it is another story to tell).
A new Alien Franchise film.
Spoiler
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 13, 2019, 08:28:39 PM
I talked with Voodoo last week about a Predator movie that blends Se7en and P2, starring Mark Rolston and Michael Biehn as veteran investigators.
Yeah, me liked that one.
A Groundhog Day type horror comedy, about two demons stuck in a time loop, trying to get a promotion.
For their presentation they have to torture Mark Rolston and Michael Biehn to death.
But if the deaths aren't creative and entertaining enough, the demons suddenly wake up again and have to start over.
Until they get it right and get a thumbs up from the big man downstairs.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jun 27, 2019, 12:14:32 AM
A Groundhog Day type horror comedy, about two demons stuck in a time loop, trying to get a promotion.
For their presentation they have to torture Mark Rolston and Michael Biehn to death.
But if the deaths aren't creative and entertaining enough, the demons suddenly wake up again and have to start over.
Until they get it right and get a thumbs up from the big man downstairs.
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;)
Nairobi Redemption
Mark Rolston and Michael Biehn end up in a prison in Kenya. They can't trust anyone and need to work together to get out of that hellish place.
After years they're finally ready but then die of aids because they've been raped so many times during their stay.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jun 27, 2019, 12:35:50 AM
Nairobi Redemption
Mark Rolston and Michael Biehn end up in a prison in Kenya. They can't trust anyone and need to work together to get out of that hellish place.
After years they're finally ready but then die of aids because they've been raped so many times during their stay.
Dark, but artsy.
A tale where fantasy or sci fi movies are, in fact, footage of the real world. And the sometimes boring and terrenal life of humans is the real movie. A sci fi movie actually, since the non-human filmakers are fantasing with something trully different form their real (and normal from their perspective) world. Maybe all is a psychological experiment or whatever. :P
Edit: Another similar idea is that mankind has been extinct for a long time, and the aliens are making documentaries about human life just as we do by making docus about dinosaurs. They are making theories and speculation with the evidence (archaeological artifacts or fossil) that they have at hand. Of course their reconstruction of the human past is not always accurate. Maybe they believe Harry Potter was a real life messiah or something and that Earth was flat. ;D
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jun 27, 2019, 01:24:56 AM
A tale where fantasy or sci fi movies are, in fact, footage of the real world. And the sometimes boring and terrenal life of humans is the real movie. A sci fi movie actually, since the non-human filmakers are fantasing with something trully different form their real (and normal from their perspective) world. Maybe all is a psychological experiment or whatever. :P
Edit: Another similar idea is that mankind has been extinct for a long time, and the aliens are making documentaries about human life just as we do by making docus about dinosaurs. They are making theories and speculation with the evidence (archaeological artifacts or fossil) that they have at hand. Of course their reconstruction of the human past is not always accurate. Maybe they believe Harry Potter was a real life messiah or something and that Earth was flat. ;D
Look up Alien News Desk.
I wasn't thinking about comedy or satire (more in sci-fantasy, cosmic horror, techno thriller), but yeah :laugh:
A 90 minute film in the style of Phone Booth, that features Sylvester Stallone trying to order from the drive through menu.
(Crying and thinking) "Nobody understands what I'm saying"
"Could you say that again please, I couldn't understand you"
"I wahn jickn nuggess!"
"Nice to meet you Jaun"
"Gommit! Um Sylvensa Stuln!"
"We don't serve those before noon ma'am"
"Nuggess!!!!!!!!!!!"
I still like going back and re-reading our posts about Stallone as Hicks.
"Thtay frothty."
"Awight, we wathte him."
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 28, 2019, 07:20:07 PM
I still like going back and re-reading our posts about Stallone as Hicks.
"Thtay frothty."
"Awight, we wathte him."
Me too. :laugh:
Bless his heart. Everybody would die because they couldn't understand him.
I am Sean Bean
Sean Bean plays himself in the midst of a worldwide apocalypse, using his knowledge of avoiding death being killed off in 99% of his movies and tv shows, he becomes mankind's only survivor
He will have to fight a giant spider at some point, and a final battle with an alternate version of himself Shaun Been, played by Michael Biehn
:laugh:
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 28, 2019, 07:11:32 PM
A 90 minute film in the style of Phone Booth, that features Sylvester Stallone trying to order from the drive through menu.
(Crying and thinking) "Nobody understands what I'm saying"
"Could you say that again please, I couldn't understand you"
"I wahn jickn nuggess!"
"Nice to meet you Jaun"
"Gommit! Um Sylvensa Stuln!"
"We don't serve those before noon ma'am"
"Nuggess!!!!!!!!!!!"
How dare you mock our national treasure.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jul 02, 2019, 02:10:20 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 28, 2019, 07:11:32 PM
A 90 minute film in the style of Phone Booth, that features Sylvester Stallone trying to order from the drive through menu.
(Crying and thinking) "Nobody understands what I'm saying"
"Could you say that again please, I couldn't understand you"
"I wahn jickn nuggess!"
"Nice to meet you Jaun"
"Gommit! Um Sylvensa Stuln!"
"We don't serve those before noon ma'am"
"Nuggess!!!!!!!!!!!"
How dare you mock our national treasure.
I thought you said Tim Robbins was our national treasure.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 02, 2019, 02:13:19 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jul 02, 2019, 02:10:20 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 28, 2019, 07:11:32 PM
A 90 minute film in the style of Phone Booth, that features Sylvester Stallone trying to order from the drive through menu.
(Crying and thinking) "Nobody understands what I'm saying"
"Could you say that again please, I couldn't understand you"
"I wahn jickn nuggess!"
"Nice to meet you Jaun"
"Gommit! Um Sylvensa Stuln!"
"We don't serve those before noon ma'am"
"Nuggess!!!!!!!!!!!"
How dare you mock our national treasure.
I thought you said Tim Robbins was our national treasure.
Yes, Sly Stallone, Tim Robbins and Calvin Lockhart aka King Willie.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jul 02, 2019, 02:17:28 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 02, 2019, 02:13:19 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jul 02, 2019, 02:10:20 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 28, 2019, 07:11:32 PM
A 90 minute film in the style of Phone Booth, that features Sylvester Stallone trying to order from the drive through menu.
(Crying and thinking) "Nobody understands what I'm saying"
"Could you say that again please, I couldn't understand you"
"I wahn jickn nuggess!"
"Nice to meet you Jaun"
"Gommit! Um Sylvensa Stuln!"
"We don't serve those before noon ma'am"
"Nuggess!!!!!!!!!!!"
How dare you mock our national treasure.
I thought you said Tim Robbins was our national treasure.
Yes, Sly Stallone, Tim Robbins and Calvin Lockhart aka King Willie.
What about . . . nah, I won't say his name.
That goes without saying!
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jul 02, 2019, 02:32:17 PM
That goes without saying!
https://i0.wp.com/geargods.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/9-predator2.gif
True.
I could've been referring to my other two you-know-whos, though.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 02, 2019, 03:00:19 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jul 02, 2019, 02:32:17 PM
That goes without saying!
https://i0.wp.com/geargods.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/9-predator2.gif
True.
I could've been referring to my other two you-know-whos, though.
Agreed. Jenette Goldstein and Mark Rolston's right elbow ARE BOTH national treasures!
(https://i.imgur.com/kty51gL.gif?noredirect)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jul 02, 2019, 02:17:28 PMYes, Sly Stallone, Tim Robbins and Calvin Lockhart aka King Willie.
Wasn't Lockhart Bahamian?
Quote from: HuDaFuK on Jul 02, 2019, 03:42:40 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jul 02, 2019, 02:17:28 PMYes, Sly Stallone, Tim Robbins and Calvin Lockhart aka King Willie.
Wasn't Lockhart Bahamian?
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Just f**k off with your Aliens' cast.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jul 02, 2019, 05:19:03 PM
Just f**k off with your Aliens' cast.
Was that towards Wabbit?
You wake up in the wrong side of the bed or something?
Towards everyone.
This obsession is spilling over into every topic and it's annoying as hell. I already put Rabbit on ignore.
But the fact that it still shows up in quotes, that others keep enabling her or start doing the same doesn't help.
(https://i.gifer.com/embedded/download/8TG7.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jul 02, 2019, 06:07:30 PM
Towards everyone.
This obsession is spilling over into every topic and it's annoying as hell. I already put Rabbit on ignore.
But the fact that it still shows up in quotes, that others keep enabling her or start doing the same doesn't help.
Alien topics spilling over into other threads on a website half dedicated to Alien?
What horrors are next?
(https://i.gifer.com/3rrH.gif)
Have a beer and smile my friend. Life is too short! :)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jul 02, 2019, 06:57:35 PM
Alien topics spilling over into other threads on a website half dedicated to Alien?
What horrors are next?
(https://i.gifer.com/3rrH.gif)
Have a beer and smile my friend. Life is too short! :)
Which topics? There are no topics. There's only the obsession with Aliens castmembers.
And yes, this site is half dedicated to Alien, but if I'm reading correctly, this section isn't.
So how about starting a topic in the right part and keep the drooling over there. Or start a whatsapp chat group since you're all such good friends.
You'd have your own little safespace.
Life is too short because I have to sift through off topic posts all the time.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jul 02, 2019, 07:50:40 PM
Or start a whatsapp chat group since you're all such good friends.
And there it is.
You realize that I still consider you a friend, as does Voodoo most likely. But telling people they're on ignore, characterizing someone's passion for something as "drooling", bringing up long dead disagreements and telling us to "f*ck off" and to go to safe spaces is both undeserved and rude.
With any luck, the mods will wipe all of this out and the insulting behavior can chill down. This community is made up of human beings. Let's at least treat each other with some semblance of respect.
Yeesh @the whole discussion.
Quote from: The Old One on Jul 02, 2019, 08:47:31 PM
Yeesh.
Yeesh? Huggsy is on the money here. And now that it's said let's all hopefully put this behind us. :)
This whole thing skipped over my genius Sean Bean movie idea.
Oh how my nerd heart breaks!!
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/7398445721c5145367ab92bdd17d9a1b/tenor.gif?itemid=5439483)
Quote from: LastSonofKrypton on Jul 02, 2019, 09:00:12 PM
This whole thing skipped over my genius Sean Bean movie idea.
Oh how my nerd heart breaks!!
https://media1.tenor.com/images/7398445721c5145367ab92bdd17d9a1b/tenor.gif?itemid=5439483
We thought it was dead. :laugh:
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 02, 2019, 09:03:37 PM
Quote from: LastSonofKrypton on Jul 02, 2019, 09:00:12 PM
This whole thing skipped over my genius Sean Bean movie idea.
Oh how my nerd heart breaks!!
https://media1.tenor.com/images/7398445721c5145367ab92bdd17d9a1b/tenor.gif?itemid=5439483
We thought it was dead. :laugh:
Defeated by superior comedy!
You haven't heard the last of me Huggs!!!
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Quote from: Huggs on Jul 02, 2019, 08:39:52 PM
And there it is.
You realize that I still consider you a friend, as does Voodoo most likely. But telling people they're on ignore, characterizing someone's passion for something as "drooling", bringing up long dead disagreements and telling us to "f*ck off" and to go to safe spaces is both undeserved and rude.
With any luck, the mods will wipe all of this out and the insulting behavior can chill down. This community is made up of human beings. Let's at least treat each other with some semblance of respect.
I put you on ignore as well for reasons I'll get back too. Decided to view your post since Voodoo said you're on the money.
So you consider me a friend? Do friends sidetrack threads all the time with nonsense? Even after I made it clear I don't like it several times, you and others keep adding unnecessary comments. Isn't it rude to keep on doing that? Yeah, it is. So I put you on ignore like I said.
What you call passion, I call an unhealthy obsession.
The long dead disagreement wasn't that long ago. And why should it bother you since you're not involved?
I told you to "f**k off with your Aliens' cast" small difference.
You talk about respect and me being rude but you (and others) do whatever you want to as long as you're having fun. Hypocrite...
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jul 02, 2019, 10:06:20 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 02, 2019, 08:39:52 PM
And there it is.
You realize that I still consider you a friend, as does Voodoo most likely. But telling people they're on ignore, characterizing someone's passion for something as "drooling", bringing up long dead disagreements and telling us to "f*ck off" and to go to safe spaces is both undeserved and rude.
With any luck, the mods will wipe all of this out and the insulting behavior can chill down. This community is made up of human beings. Let's at least treat each other with some semblance of respect.
I put you on ignore as well for reasons I'll get back too. Decided to view your post since Voodoo said you're on the money.
So you consider me a friend? Do friends sidetrack threads all the time with nonsense? Even after I made it clear I don't like it several times, you and others keep adding unnecessary comments. Isn't it rude to keep on doing that? Yeah, it is. So I put you on ignore like I said.
What you call passion, I call an unhealthy obsession.
The long dead disagreement wasn't that long ago. And why should it bother you since you're not involved?
I told you to "f**k off with your Aliens' cast" small difference.
You talk about respect and me being rude but you (and others) do whatever you want to as long as you're having fun. Hypocrite...
Yup, there is a pattern. Topics get derailed and end in the endless Aliens' cast jokes for some reason. I like jokes and all, but I think sometimes it's too much. Sorry guys.
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jul 02, 2019, 10:27:44 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jul 02, 2019, 10:06:20 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 02, 2019, 08:39:52 PM
And there it is.
You realize that I still consider you a friend, as does Voodoo most likely. But telling people they're on ignore, characterizing someone's passion for something as "drooling", bringing up long dead disagreements and telling us to "f*ck off" and to go to safe spaces is both undeserved and rude.
With any luck, the mods will wipe all of this out and the insulting behavior can chill down. This community is made up of human beings. Let's at least treat each other with some semblance of respect.
I put you on ignore as well for reasons I'll get back too. Decided to view your post since Voodoo said you're on the money.
So you consider me a friend? Do friends sidetrack threads all the time with nonsense? Even after I made it clear I don't like it several times, you and others keep adding unnecessary comments. Isn't it rude to keep on doing that? Yeah, it is. So I put you on ignore like I said.
What you call passion, I call an unhealthy obsession.
The long dead disagreement wasn't that long ago. And why should it bother you since you're not involved?
I told you to "f**k off with your Aliens' cast" small difference.
You talk about respect and me being rude but you (and others) do whatever you want to as long as you're having fun. Hypocrite...
Yup, there is a pattern. Topics get derailed and end in the endless Aliens' cast jokes for some reason. I like jokes and all, but I think sometimes it's too much. Sorry guys.
Putting a validity debate to the side in regards to this "Recreational Area" sub-forum as well as any legitimacy of complaint for the moment, I believe there is good civil way of expressing a complaint, just using the ignore feature, and a combination of both.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jul 02, 2019, 10:45:56 PM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jul 02, 2019, 10:27:44 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jul 02, 2019, 10:06:20 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 02, 2019, 08:39:52 PM
And there it is.
You realize that I still consider you a friend, as does Voodoo most likely. But telling people they're on ignore, characterizing someone's passion for something as "drooling", bringing up long dead disagreements and telling us to "f*ck off" and to go to safe spaces is both undeserved and rude.
With any luck, the mods will wipe all of this out and the insulting behavior can chill down. This community is made up of human beings. Let's at least treat each other with some semblance of respect.
I put you on ignore as well for reasons I'll get back too. Decided to view your post since Voodoo said you're on the money.
So you consider me a friend? Do friends sidetrack threads all the time with nonsense? Even after I made it clear I don't like it several times, you and others keep adding unnecessary comments. Isn't it rude to keep on doing that? Yeah, it is. So I put you on ignore like I said.
What you call passion, I call an unhealthy obsession.
The long dead disagreement wasn't that long ago. And why should it bother you since you're not involved?
I told you to "f**k off with your Aliens' cast" small difference.
You talk about respect and me being rude but you (and others) do whatever you want to as long as you're having fun. Hypocrite...
Yup, there is a pattern. Topics get derailed and end in the endless Aliens' cast jokes for some reason. I like jokes and all, but I think sometimes it's too much. Sorry guys.
Putting a validity debate to the side in regards to this "Recreational Area" sub-forum as well as any legitimacy of complaint for the moment, I believe there is good civil way of expressing a complaint, just using the ignore feature, and a combination of both.
Yes, we must be civil when expressing our disagreements. Also, there is an ignore feature for both; members and topics. Nobody owns threads, and everyone can participate in them. I agree with all that, but I'm curious about something...if you have some kind of friendship with someone here...why you keep doing things that bothers him? or why is it so amazing to derail threads? we all know you are all friends, eons ago. So, what it's the point anyway ???
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jul 02, 2019, 10:45:56 PM
Putting a validity debate to the side in regards to this "Recreational Area" sub-forum as well as any legitimacy of complaint for the moment, I believe there is good civil way of expressing a complaint, just using the ignore feature, and a combination of both.
Now you're making it about the way it's been said and not about the content.
Try to look past the choice of words and engage with counter points or opinions. That's how debates work. Back and forth.
Btw, the ignore feature isn't perfect as you can still read their posts when others quote them. Unless I put those on ignore too.
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jul 02, 2019, 11:08:49 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jul 02, 2019, 10:45:56 PM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jul 02, 2019, 10:27:44 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jul 02, 2019, 10:06:20 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 02, 2019, 08:39:52 PM
And there it is.
You realize that I still consider you a friend, as does Voodoo most likely. But telling people they're on ignore, characterizing someone's passion for something as "drooling", bringing up long dead disagreements and telling us to "f*ck off" and to go to safe spaces is both undeserved and rude.
With any luck, the mods will wipe all of this out and the insulting behavior can chill down. This community is made up of human beings. Let's at least treat each other with some semblance of respect.
I put you on ignore as well for reasons I'll get back too. Decided to view your post since Voodoo said you're on the money.
So you consider me a friend? Do friends sidetrack threads all the time with nonsense? Even after I made it clear I don't like it several times, you and others keep adding unnecessary comments. Isn't it rude to keep on doing that? Yeah, it is. So I put you on ignore like I said.
What you call passion, I call an unhealthy obsession.
The long dead disagreement wasn't that long ago. And why should it bother you since you're not involved?
I told you to "f**k off with your Aliens' cast" small difference.
You talk about respect and me being rude but you (and others) do whatever you want to as long as you're having fun. Hypocrite...
Yup, there is a pattern. Topics get derailed and end in the endless Aliens' cast jokes for some reason. I like jokes and all, but I think sometimes it's too much. Sorry guys.
Putting a validity debate to the side in regards to this "Recreational Area" sub-forum as well as any legitimacy of complaint for the moment, I believe there is good civil way of expressing a complaint, just using the ignore feature, and a combination of both.
Yes, we must be civil when expressing our disagreements. Also, there is an ignore feature for both; members and topics. Nobody owns threads, and everyone can participate in them. I agree with all that, but I'm curious about something...if you have some kind of friendship with someone here...why you keep doing things that bothers him? or why is it so amazing to derail threads? we all know you are all friends, eons ago. So, what it's the point anyway ???
Amazing to derail threads? I teased not to mock Sly Stallone because he was a national treasure. It was brought up that I once called Tim Robbins a national treasure. I agreed he was including Calvin Lockhart, which Hudafuk rightly mentioned Calvin is not American.
I just followed the flow of the recreational conversation, which is exactly what you are doing now. Was this question you asked off topic too aka a derail? It sure was brother, but you are following a flow of conversation just like I was. Actually you're currently creating the flow.
The ironic part is the conversation long but ended until the "Just f**k off with your Aliens' cast" re-engagement.
Let's move past this though. I'm ready to. Hopefully you are too. Cheers! :)
Good grief.
Reading this thread gave me a migraine.
This thread only seals it.
All old members that were banned from my previous era should be unbanned to show this lot how to really derail a topic.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jul 03, 2019, 12:31:34 AM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jul 02, 2019, 11:08:49 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jul 02, 2019, 10:45:56 PM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jul 02, 2019, 10:27:44 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jul 02, 2019, 10:06:20 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 02, 2019, 08:39:52 PM
And there it is.
You realize that I still consider you a friend, as does Voodoo most likely. But telling people they're on ignore, characterizing someone's passion for something as "drooling", bringing up long dead disagreements and telling us to "f*ck off" and to go to safe spaces is both undeserved and rude.
With any luck, the mods will wipe all of this out and the insulting behavior can chill down. This community is made up of human beings. Let's at least treat each other with some semblance of respect.
I put you on ignore as well for reasons I'll get back too. Decided to view your post since Voodoo said you're on the money.
So you consider me a friend? Do friends sidetrack threads all the time with nonsense? Even after I made it clear I don't like it several times, you and others keep adding unnecessary comments. Isn't it rude to keep on doing that? Yeah, it is. So I put you on ignore like I said.
What you call passion, I call an unhealthy obsession.
The long dead disagreement wasn't that long ago. And why should it bother you since you're not involved?
I told you to "f**k off with your Aliens' cast" small difference.
You talk about respect and me being rude but you (and others) do whatever you want to as long as you're having fun. Hypocrite...
Yup, there is a pattern. Topics get derailed and end in the endless Aliens' cast jokes for some reason. I like jokes and all, but I think sometimes it's too much. Sorry guys.
Putting a validity debate to the side in regards to this "Recreational Area" sub-forum as well as any legitimacy of complaint for the moment, I believe there is good civil way of expressing a complaint, just using the ignore feature, and a combination of both.
Yes, we must be civil when expressing our disagreements. Also, there is an ignore feature for both; members and topics. Nobody owns threads, and everyone can participate in them. I agree with all that, but I'm curious about something...if you have some kind of friendship with someone here...why you keep doing things that bothers him? or why is it so amazing to derail threads? we all know you are all friends, eons ago. So, what it's the point anyway ???
Amazing to derail threads? I teased not to mock Sly Stallone because he was a national treasure. It was brought up that I once called Tim Robbins a national treasure. I agreed he was including Calvin Lockhart, which Hudafuk rightly mentioned Calvin is not American.
I just followed the flow of the recreational conversation, which is exactly what you are doing now. Was this question you asked off topic too aka a derail? It sure was brother, but you are following a flow of conversation just like I was. Actually you're currently creating the flow.
The ironic part is the conversation long but ended until the "Just f**k off with your Aliens' cast" re-engagement.
Let's move past this though. I'm ready to. Hopefully you are too. Cheers! :)
Fair enough mate :)
I don't really get why it all ^^^ started (and i'm too lazy to figure it out) but if it has something to do with TSR's obsession with Rolston and Co then yeah sometimes it's a little slightly annoying.
People who don't like Rolston are annoying.
I don't dislike him. And i don't crazy about him either.
I don't crazy about anyone myself.
Quote from: Kradan on Jul 03, 2019, 01:24:04 PM
I don't really get why it all ^^^ started (and i'm too lazy to figure it out) but if it has something to do with TSR's obsession with Rolston and Co then yeah sometimes it's a little slightly annoying.
It's about that, the derailing of topics or the combination of both.
Some say derailing is just "following the flow" of the conversation. Could be...
But as with most things, there are differences. And you don't always have to go with the flow.
Quote from: Kradan on Jul 03, 2019, 10:06:00 PM
I don't dislike him. And i don't crazy about him either.
It's not even about liking or disliking. It's about the constant repetition.
Quote from: Kradan on Jul 03, 2019, 01:24:04 PM
I don't really get why it all ^^^ started (and i'm too lazy to figure it out)
One minute it was Sylvester Stallone, the next thing you know it's
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxiv3CBMS4M
A new Terminator movie that gets back to basics.
"A T-800 is send to our current time to kill certain individuals to speed up the creation of Skynet, while a couple of cops are trying to figure out what's going on."
I just want to something similar to the original but with more daytime action, set in our current time.
Possible Terminator actor: Jason Statham, Terry Crews,...
Freddy Has Fingered
A sequel to Freddy Got Fingered. This time he's the accused.
Tape Monsters: A group known as the Rights & Justice has fought against the terrorist organization Blood River for nearly three years, when suddenly bodies of the some of the remaining terrorists are starting to show up around the city, in what could easily described as quick bloodbaths. After the realization of a new threat that's not human, Rick Dwayne (Leader of the Rights and Justice) recruits a captured terrorist in the hopes they can help stop their neutral enemy that threatens all of humanity.
Cast: Knowing this is a more original idea from myself (Though I'm sure the plot itself is just as simple as it gets) I've never really thought about a cast. To be honest I'd want new blood, people you just couldn't associate with anything else. The villain character is the only one where there is definate need in his voice, if anyone has seen Transformers Prime (An animated Transformers show and probably one of the better ones) I'd want a mix between the Starscream voice and Megatron voice, something in between that line would be fantastic, for me it's kind of hard to describe the voice I want.
I'd also say it'd probably be separated into 3 parts because the story is so large (And because if I didn't it'd probably be at least two hours a movie or at least pretty close to it.)
Unexpected: With Jeff Goldblum
They just drop him off at some random place in the world and he reacts to whatever happens.
"Oh my...God look at that. Can you see this? They're just...eating that spider. Well, that's life for you".
"Excuse me, e..excuse me is there a...a hotel in the area or are we...just...oh we are are? Ok cool. I guess we are. These logs are sacred. Look at me, I'm one of them now."
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jul 02, 2019, 10:27:44 PM
I like jokes and all, but I think sometimes it's too much. Sorry guys.
Nailed it. For many of us, it's often pretty tiresome.
Perhaps not worth getting all hot and bothered over though, and a few days break from the site might do more good than arguing about it.
On Topic:
A very very Giger inspired movie that's genuinely faithful to his aesthetic, but isn't in the Alien franchise or a Species sequel.
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Jul 12, 2019, 10:49:27 PM
A very very Giger inspired movie that's genuinely faithful to his aesthetic, but isn't in the Alien franchise or a Species sequel.
So a bio-mech porn?
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jul 12, 2019, 11:14:39 PM
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Jul 12, 2019, 10:49:27 PM
A very very Giger inspired movie that's genuinely faithful to his aesthetic, but isn't in the Alien franchise or a Species sequel.
So a bio-mech porn?
Parts of it certainly would be. You'd want to blend it into a more mundane, if heavily art directed, reality through dreams, unreliable narrators or similar cheats.
Yes please.
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Jul 12, 2019, 11:24:07 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jul 12, 2019, 11:14:39 PM
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Jul 12, 2019, 10:49:27 PM
A very very Giger inspired movie that's genuinely faithful to his aesthetic, but isn't in the Alien franchise or a Species sequel.
So a bio-mech porn?
Parts of it certainly would be. You'd want to blend it into a more mundane, if heavily art directed, reality through dreams, unreliable narrators or similar cheats.
Quote from: The Old One on Jul 13, 2019, 02:14:11 AM
Yes please.
Aye! we need a surreal horror movie to explore deep in Giger's mind. Just in recent years, you have plenty of solid weird fiction examples like "Beyond the Black Rainbow", "Mandy" or the superior Under the Skin. You just need to experiment with psychedelic horror, surrealism and shit like that. David Lynch is a good role model too. Plus, they should adapt Giger's THE TOURIST in a BladeRunner-like setting. I want it all! ;D
Honestly I'm thinking Hannibal (series), but with the serial killer plot replaced with either rape trauma, or parasites which may or may not be real, and all of the "arty" shots, dreams and confabulations done Giger style. And of course, a lot of the opulence replaced with poverty and urban decay.
Hannibal series is amazing. It's a solid role model for a psychological-surrealistic horror movie. And yes, ambiguity is part of the game indeed.
I've worked on a similar project in graphic novel form, however it's stuck in limbo and has been for a few years. The script, concept art and first ten pages still exist though, so, one day...
I've got a Podcast to prescribe for such a subject.
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Jul 13, 2019, 02:38:14 AM
I've worked on a similar project in graphic novel form, however it's stuck in limbo and has been for a few years. The script, concept art and first ten pages still exist though, so, one day...
Interesting. Hopefully it see the light of day in any format (graphic novel, short film, motion-comic, etc). I hope you have time or inspiration to finish. ;)
Quote from: The Old One on Jul 13, 2019, 02:44:45 AM
I've got a Podcast to prescribe for such a subject.
It's a good idea indeed.
"Woolie will figure it out."
My original idea to start a new franchise.
Pokemorph: Gotta catch 'em all!
(https://i.imgur.com/UJEAWr6.jpg)
Ash is an android kid from Pallet Town, a rustic Weyland Yutani colony. He is the main character, a synthetic boy who has always dreamed of becoming a Pokémorph Master; just like normal kids do. As soon as he turned ten minutes old, after being activated for first time, he rushed to Professor David's Laboratory to get his very first Pokémorph.
(https://i.imgur.com/NX7nQLP.jpg)
Together, they start an epic journey of adventures across the Kanto planet and beyond! The Pokémorph (or Xenomon) are collectible organisms with acid blood and the ability to incorporate genetic characteristics of other creatures. They're parasites, and as such they've been using the native animals as hosts, giving birth to a whole variety of breeds and shapes. According to legends (which may be canon or not) everything started with the crash of an alien wishbone-shaped spacecraft, near to Leviticus 426 lake. Pokémorph are commonly captured and trained by humans, primarily for companionship or to be used in popular fighting competitions.
(https://i.imgur.com/KYPZn2b.jpg)
I think they should do a short film based on A:CM and get Deniro and Pesci to play Winter and O'Neal.
"What da f*#s a'matta witchu? He's already dead".
"He was twitchin'"
"Da f*ck he was"
"Yeah, a lil' bit. A lil bit."
"Are you happy now? We're gonna have every bug in the f***in' hive up our @** in about 5 minutes. These are $2,000 shoes. You eva pull that sh*t again, I'm gonna beat you with your own mutha".
I would like a reboot with the Mad Max: Fury Road quality.
(https://i.imgur.com/DXOaxw5.jpg)
Omg yes.
I would like to see a Terminator finale, set in the future war shown in T1 and T2. CGI de-aged Biehn reprises his role as Reese. I also would want someone that doesn't look like a goober to pay John Connor. WTF is up with his casting. T2 was the only one that got it right (including the older one). Stahl and the fellow from Genisys killed it for me with their appearance. I would also like to see it not have a single "oh look im a badass" moment or pose like Dark Fate seems to be delivering (or any films anymore to be honest, hokey). I never needed Sarah Connor framed like the bazooka scene to believe she was a threat.
I definitely want to see a Pacific Rim/Godzilla crossover.
A Wolverine movie where he is skilled at combat would be good too. Jackman's Wolverine is just a tank (which is cool in it's own way).
A new part 2 and 3 of Matrix to toss out the sequels.
I would like to see more Robocop, but we are getting that. I thought the 2014 film was good.
I would also like to see an Aliens: Colonial Marines documentary that delves into the troubled development with insider info, documents, a discovery of the lone WiiU copy of the game, and a prison interview with Randy. I bet we could get a 6 episode mini-series of documents out of that lol.
Big budget shark films would be great instead of the low budget fare.
Another Han Solo film. I rather enjoyed the one we have.
A new Friday the 13th more in line with the the first 6 or so would be fun.
I wouldn't be averse to seeing an action/war movie with Colonial Marines in combat with other human forces or even a Predator invasion of some of their frontier worlds.
Of the above ideas, the Terminator Future War concept is the only one I want.
A remake of The One, with Nicholas Cage in the form of Castor Troy travelling through the movie multiverses fighting and killing other Nicholas Cage characters and stealing their inner Cage. Hot on his tail is Cameron Poe Cage who must force Castor to put the bunny back in the box before the multiverse collapses in on itself
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/PqeUAzDeCavgk/source.gif)
That's a fantastic idea lol.
Some sort of
Maximum Overdrive but with animals. It would be like The Birds, Piranha, Zombeavers and more, all mixed together.
With a decent budget and practical effects whenever possible.
Imagine some bimbo with her chihuahua "Who's a good boy? Who's a nice little doggy dog? Yes, you are. Yes, you aaaaaaargh!!!"
Animal "trainers" getting attacked during a live show, hunters running for their lives as wildlife is chasing them,...
With perhaps a small part for Nicholas Cage as a beekeeper ;D
And with so many animals, there's the option for so many puns/one-liners.
Quote from: LastSonofKrypton on Aug 07, 2019, 08:11:41 PM
A remake of The One, with Nicholas Cage in the form of Castor Troy travelling through the movie multiverses fighting and killing other Nicholas Cage characters and stealing their inner Cage. Hot on his tail is Cameron Poe Cage who must force Castor to put the bunny back in the box before the multiverse collapses in on itself
https://media3.giphy.com/media/PqeUAzDeCavgk/source.gif
I'd watch that.
The world needs more crazy and entertaining movies.
DBZ.
I mean how hard can it be to have japanese superman kick people in the face?
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Aug 07, 2019, 04:19:32 AM
I would like a reboot with the Mad Max: Fury Road quality.
(https://i.imgur.com/DXOaxw5.jpg)
Yes please.
Quote from: Kimarhi on Aug 08, 2019, 02:23:31 AM
DBZ.
I mean how hard can it be to have japanese superman kick people in the face?
Really f**kin hard, judging by the piece of shit they made last time they tried.
They are overthinking it.
Give me 100 million dollars and a group of unknown actors and I could blow that shit outta the water.
A movie with Jennifer Tilly and Joey Lauren Adams (Amy from Chasing Amy).
I just wanna hear them talking to eachother.
World where humanity meets its own extinction (not realy important for what reasons ). So planet is left to robots whom due to being in state of long self-analysis begin to form a new society. After reading Bible they start to see themselves as "chosen" and humans as slavers who stolen the idea of salvation from them. So they hate humans now.
But (of course) there's still one man alive. He has amnesia and doesn't remember anything what happened. And in his hand is a.piece of paper with some adress. So he decides to find this place. He tralels through desert ruined city but eventually is captured by robots. Later at night he awakes to see himself roped and that robots are gonna sacrifice him. But at the last moment he's rescued by one of them. This robot helps.him to escape and hide. He explains that he saved the man 'cause " he's seen something in him others cannot see ". Two are chased and robot savior doesn't make it. But man survives and finally comes to his destination. It's some kind of abandoned human laboratory. As he enters auto-recorded video message starts playing. It explains that seeing near end of humanity group of scientists built a machine that is able to turn on evolution process again so there's at least hope that humanity re-appear again. To trigger the process only drop.of human blood is required. Man finds a needle. And there plot twist comes. Under the skin is metalic robotic hand. The man was robot all along. That is what robot-savior was talking about.
Many years have passed - laboratory building is even more ruined. Everything is covered in plants. A lot of paper with some scientific text and symbols on it flying around. There's still the machine. And near it is robot lying now without any skin. There's small globule in his hand. His fingers move slightly barely noticable. Globule fall into machine and dissolve instantly. It's red. It's blood.
THE END.
Quote from: Kradan on Aug 09, 2019, 02:09:07 PM
World where humanity meets its own extinction (not realy important for what reasons ). So planet is left to robots whom due to being in state of long self-analysis begin to form a new society. After reading Bible they start to see themselves as "chosen" and humans as slavers who stolen the idea of salvation from them. So they hate humans now.
But (of course) there's still one man alive. He has amnesia and doesn't remember anything what happened. And in his hand is a.piece of paper with some adress. So he decides to find this place. He tralels through desert ruined city but eventually is captured by robots. Later at night he awakes to see himself roped and that robots are gonna sacrifice him. But at the last moment he's rescued by one of them. This robot helps.him to escape and hide. He explains that he saved the man 'cause " he's seen something in him others cannot see ". Two are chased and robot savior doesn't make it. But man survives and finally comes to his destination. It's some kind of abandoned human laboratory. As he enters auto-recorded video message starts playing. It explains that seeing near end of humanity group of scientists built a machine that is able to turn on evolution process again so there's at least hope that humanity re-appear again. To trigger the process only drop.of human blood is required. Man finds a needle. And there plot twist comes. Under the skin is metalic robotic hand. The man was robot all along. That is what robot-savior was talking about.
Many years have passed - laboratory building is even more ruined. Everything is covered in plants. A lot of paper with some scientific text and symbols on it flying around. There's still the machine. And near it is robot lying now without any skin. There's small globule in his hand. His fingers move slightly barely noticable. Globule fall into machine and dissolve instantly. It's red. It's blood.
THE END.
So, Portal with some 80's tropes thrown in?
Ha, indeed ! Unconsciously, i guess. :D
I dont really see it as a movie I've always kind of imagined it in my head like Maxmillian Uriate's White Donkey.
So basically you take that idea of a real life dude and his deployment time in Afghanistan, add a sci fi element to it (since I was an Aliens buff mine was always some sort of giant space bug) and then you flip it to the USA and basically have a day by day story of a soldier as he's going through trying to contain a infestation of giant space bugs. But instead of a bunch of hollywood tropes have the real life weirdness of what it is like to be in the military.
Mine would be a slow burn story with action/horror sequences being kept at the very minimum.
Sometimes I have the idea in my head to tell it non sequentially.
Can you imagine that earthquakes and forest fires are pointless attempts to wake you up from the Matrix? Maybe these are farts of five dimensions or more . Also, the software company that runs the Matrix is led by an alien demon named Randy Pitchford.
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Aug 30, 2019, 09:59:04 PM
Can you imagine that earthquakes and forest fires are pointless attempts to wake you up from the Matrix? Maybe these are farts of five dimensions or more . Also, the software company that runs the Matrix is led by an alien demon named Randy Pitchford.
I only watch if the demon's played by Nicholas Cage.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Aug 30, 2019, 11:33:41 PM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Aug 30, 2019, 09:59:04 PM
Can you imagine that earthquakes and forest fires are pointless attempts to wake you up from the Matrix? Maybe these are farts of five dimensions or more . Also, the software company that runs the Matrix is led by an alien demon named Randy Pitchford.
I only watch if the demon's played by Nicholas Cage.
No joke! He was great in Mandy 8)
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Aug 31, 2019, 03:34:08 AM
No joke! He was great in Mandy 8)
Tried watching it a couple of times but couldn't get into it. Too abstract and psychedelic for my taste.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Aug 31, 2019, 07:46:38 AM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Aug 31, 2019, 03:34:08 AM
No joke! He was great in Mandy 8)
Tried watching it a couple of times but couldn't get into it. Too abstract and psychedelic for my taste.
Well apart of Mandy, I dig City of Angels, Lord of War, Kick-Ass, Joe and that's it.
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Sep 01, 2019, 06:34:18 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Aug 31, 2019, 07:46:38 AM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Aug 31, 2019, 03:34:08 AM
No joke! He was great in Mandy 8)
Tried watching it a couple of times but couldn't get into it. Too abstract and psychedelic for my taste.
Well apart of Mandy, I dig City of Angels, Lord of War, Kick-Ass, Joe and that's it.
:laugh: I thought that said "kiss-@$$".
:laugh:
I guess the sequels would be "Suckup" and "Brown Noser"
Quite the trilogy.
I'm thirsty for lovecraftian horror, and optimistic for the upcoming adaptation of 'The Color Out of Space'. With that in mind, I was thinking of a short horror story called 'The Thing That Drifted Ashore' (https://junjiitomanga.fandom.com/wiki/The_Thing_That_Drifted_Ashore). The tale is about the carcass of a giant unidentified creature (with a spooky surprise inside) found on a beach. That being said, if you suffer from thalassophobia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thalassophobia), then this story is for you! :laugh:
(https://i.imgur.com/t2AaTBZ.jpg)
I think the story is worthy of being adapted in a movie. The author of the piece is Junji Ito, a manga artist whose work has been deeply inflected by Lovecraft. In fact one of his creepiest works is going to be adapted in anime form.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDEQyK5ZH-E
Lethal Weapons' Death
Riggs and Murtaugh's family are murdered by Gary Busey son so they go on a Death Wish style killing spree.
KOTOR, 6 Film Saga, on the Quality level of the LOTR adaptation, I'd love that.
Quote from: Fiendishly Inventive on Sep 29, 2019, 12:52:28 AM
KOTOR, 6 Film Saga, on the Quality level of the LOTR adaptation, I'd love that.
(https://i.imgur.com/ZUhCpSA.jpg)
If only lol.
Well now I want to see it.
DieTanic: Jack's Back and He's Really P*ssed Off
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When she dropped the Heart of the Sea (or whatever it was) it landed on his dead frozen forehead. Now cursed and re-animated, he was picked up by a passing ship.
(https://thetwist03.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/jack-dawson-frozen-titanic-sequel.png)
Sworn to hunt down and destroy the descendants of all those responsible for his death, he goes all Count of Monte Cristo.
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After slaughtering his way across the globe, he boards the same liner as Rose's great granddaughter, intent on completing his vengeance. The only way to destroy him is to send his undead @$$ back to the bottom.
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And thank you. That's hilarious.
And my alternate version of Terminator: Dark Fate.
10 years after T2 and John is a young adult. Now that he will no longer become the savior of all humanity, he's just an ordinary schmo with no future working part time at a Bargain Mart in New Mexico, which he greatly resents and which causes him to become depressed. Now obese and unshaven, the only thing he raids is the refrigerator. Dani is the new employee where he works and he's smitten with her, but she hasn't been responding to his advances. Grace is her older sister and tells Dani that John is a loser and to stay away from him. He complains about this to an old chain-smoking Sarah, who is now bedridden and dying of cancer, and who falsely (out of intense paranoia) blames skynet for her ailment.
One day, while on lunch, John sees Dani flirting with the assistant manager (played Gabriel Luna) in the breakroom. After having a series a flashbacks where Sarah throws a plate of overcooked eggs at him while screaming, "How in God's name did you ever save the world?", John's mind snaps. He becomes convinced that Luna is a Terminator sent back through time to steal the love of his life, and make baby skynet. He calls up his weed dealer, a paranoid Rastafarian named "Dr. Big 9's", and asks for something powerful enough to whack his mother. After which, he can use the insurance money to make himself appear wealthy, and win Dani's heart. Because (as John puts it) "B*tches love 20's". Doc wants nothing to do with it, and tells John never to call him again.
Distraught and growing increasingly insane, John plans to steal guns from the armory and sell them on the black market. When he returns home to do this, Sarah's introduces her boyfriend Carl, who looks just like the T-800. Sarah is unable to recall this due to her advanced condition, but John (now convinced skynet still exists) goes into a panic and kills Carl. John then sits on the floor with his back against the medical bed, laughing hysterically.
The police arrive and arrest John. As he sits handcuffed in the back of a squad car, he sees Carl's body being wheeled out on a stretcher. Suddenly, a BMW pulls up, and Dani and Luna step out. Dani runs screaming towards the ambulance. Carl (as it turns out) was Dani's father. As John sits back in the seat and the police drive him away, he notices they have taken a wrong turn. John asks the cop what is going on, to which the officer slowly turns and replies, "it is nice to meet you". We hear John scream as the car drives off into the rainy night.
Spoiler
Alternate Ending
After killing Carl, John escapes the apartment with several firearms and forces Doc at gunpoint to use his connections to set up a meeting with Jack Welker from Breaking Bad. Jack puts him through a series of loyalty tests. Impressed with John's abilities, Jack takes John into his confidence. He tells John that as part of his new life, he must assume a new identity, and says John's new name will be Kenny.
Man, love that idea.
I'd like to have seen what Mel Brooks would've done with all these franchises.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 27, 2019, 09:20:07 PM
I'd like to have seen what Mel Brooks would've done with all these franchises.
Instead of the knife trick in the breakfast scene of
Aliens, we get cornbread farts.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Oct 27, 2019, 10:27:33 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 27, 2019, 09:20:07 PM
I'd like to have seen what Mel Brooks would've done with all these franchises.
Instead of the knife trick in the breakfast scene of Aliens, we get cornbread farts.
Gives new meaning to the line, "all I hear is cornbread".
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 27, 2019, 10:30:25 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Oct 27, 2019, 10:27:33 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 27, 2019, 09:20:07 PM
I'd like to have seen what Mel Brooks would've done with all these franchises.
Instead of the knife trick in the breakfast scene of Aliens, we get cornbread farts.
Gives new meaning to the line, "all I hear is cornbread".
Gorman has this "Oh, Lord" look on his face.
Hicks: "Looks like the new lieutenant's too good to fart with the rest of us grunts."
The old Titanic 2 trailer and the Jack's Back thing was my first experience on YouTube. Lol. It was hilarious and I would pay to watch it.
Quote from: razeak on Oct 28, 2019, 01:57:58 AM
The old Titanic 2 trailer and the Jack's Back thing was my first experience on YouTube. Lol. It was hilarious and I would pay to watch it.
I always thought it was just a photoshopped picture somebody did for funzies.
I gotta check this out.
A Scorsese movie adaption of Tony O' Neill's The Red Army General and its follow-up book The Men In Black.
A true story about a kid becoming a hooligan and eventually a leader figure. Starts in the 70's ends in early 2000.
Has all the right elements for typical Scorsese flick.
A sepia art film, with some black humor in the mix. Here, we learn that Batman & Joker are one and the same. The centered piece of the story is Bruce Wayne (Ben Affleck), who is suffering of multiple personality disorder. But then, we also find out that the real Joker actually exist in the form of Nicolas Cage, who, at the same time is Batman's father. The post credit scene shows John Travolta as the Penguin, who is Batman's true father.
If time could reverse, I'd love to see a remake of No Country For Old Men, starring Herve Villechaize as Anton Chigurh.
A mix of The Other Guys and Miami Vice, made by the people who made The Other Guys, Step Brothers, Anchorman,...
Directed by Adam McKay, starring Will Ferrell and Craig Robinson, with HuDaFuk as Miami advisor.
A horror about an inbred cannibal family with Tom Hanks as the family elder, Chris Pratt and Gwyneth Paltrow as his inbred children, and others.
Kane Hodder and Danny Trejo will play a gay couple that's being terrorised by them. And other stuff.
An Amish version of Joker.
"Brother Hezekiah, when I step out before the congregation, would you introduce me as Yoker?"
"Thou gets what thee verily deserves!" (Whacks with butter churn handle)
(Makes a smile out of cows milk while dancing across a tiny bridge, immediately following a questionable buggy accident)
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 07, 2020, 01:10:43 AM
An Amish version of Joker.
"Brother Hezekiah, when I step out before the congregation, would you introduce me as Yoker?"
"Thou gets what thee verily deserves!" (Whacks with butter churn handle)
(Makes a smile out of cows milk while dancing across a tiny bridge, immediately following a questionable buggy accident)
Rumors suggest that Local has been cast as a lead.
Oy vey!
Mangia: The Movie
"The story of one man's struggle to eat dinner while simultaneously avoiding constant assassination attempts by the Mafia".
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 12, 2020, 01:59:08 AM
Mangia: The Movie
"The story of one man's struggle to eat dinner while simultaneously avoiding constant assassination attempts by the Mafia".
In the right hands, that sounds like it'd be a brilliant thriller-comedy.
And thanks to dessert, it has franchise potential.
Alien movie with the feel of Joker (2019). I don't care how and who and why. Don't tell me it doesn't fit the franchise. Just make it be.
Todd Philips, Joaquin Phoenix and Hildur Guðnadóttir if involved would be highly appreciated.
A Few Good Taters - A blend of A Few Good Men and The L.O.T.R. trilogy.
"I want the ring!"
"You can't handle the ring!"
Knight Rider with Nic Cage as the voice of the car and perhaps as the driver too.
A bit like this:
Rankin Bass style animated films for Alien and Predator
And a special one that's an H.R. Giger/Dr. Seuss horror crossover.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 22, 2020, 09:25:51 PM
Rankin Bass style animated films for Alien and Predator
And a special one that's an H.R. Giger/Dr. Seuss horror crossover.
I would definitely pay money to see those.
I thought it would be neat if someone reboot The NeverEnding Story, with puppets and CGI as in The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance 8)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/kGXY8aaQjLjj5ysD13/giphy.gif)
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Bubba Yaga
A southern spinoff of John Wick.
^As someone who enjoyed "Alita: Battle Angel", I'm excited for a Nier: Automata adaptation with Anya Taylor-Joy / Rosa Salazar. 8)
I'm dreaming of an Alien sequel that would have the current pandemic vibe, (but not in this decade because it would be too soon).
Mrs. Backfire
The unofficial sequel to Mrs. Doubtfire. An escaped convict with intestinal problems disguises himself as an old woman and takes a job as a housekeeper in order to avoid capture.
A War of the Worlds style sequel to Shane Black's The Predator, in which humans are saved by Covid 19 and not by the Predator battle suit.
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jul 06, 2020, 01:05:45 AM
A War of the Worlds style sequel to Shane Black's The Predator, in which humans are saved by Covid 19 and not by the Predator battle suit.
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I want Paw Patrol movie with already grown up pups who are so tired of saving people from the most pathetic problems possible they start to set people's houses on fire just for fun and watch laughing people burn to death. Oh, and Ryder is drug-addicted divorced alocoholic who hates everything and everybody
After having just watched the director's cut of Troy, I wish they'd made a sequel starring Sean Bean about his odyssey back to Greece.
Quote from: Local Trouble on Sep 01, 2020, 10:43:48 PM
After having just watched the director's cut of Troy, I wish they'd made a sequel starring Sean Bean about his odyssey back to Greece.
But as himself, Sean Bean.
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Thought my Smartphone was finally broken when refreshing the 'Recent posts' page.
A superhero drama inspired on present day.
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Randy would make a better Emperor than Joker. He makes hate flow through you
Quote from: Kradan on Nov 14, 2020, 07:10:40 AM
Randy would make a better Emperor than Joker. He makes hate flow through you
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Ive always wanted to do a film version of The Playmaker
its another book by the author of Schlinder's List and was turned into a stageplay called Our Country's God by Timberlake Wertenbaker
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Sep 09, 2020, 11:36:59 PM
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I remember watching this years ago, thinking it was actually a movie coming out.
A murder mystery with maybe paranormal tinges set in a fictional super "New Town" still being built in the UK in the 70s.
From wiki for people who don't know what new towns are in this sense: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_towns_in_the_United_Kingdom
"The new towns in the United Kingdom were planned under the powers of the New Towns Act 1946 and later acts to relocate populations in poor or bombed-out housing following the Second World War. They were developed in three waves. Later developments included the expanded towns: existing towns which were substantially expanded to accommodate what was called the "overspill" population from densely populated areas of deprivation"
The fictional super New Town would have a setting like Thamesmead (some of clockwork orange was filmed here) gone concrete mad and you would follow the new Detective arrived (Only have the name Reg in my head at the moment) who soon finds odd murders.
Old 70s vids of Thamesmead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtqX9PJv-Nk
(https://www.ideal-homes.org.uk/__data/assets/image/0004/297526/coralline-walk-00702-640.jpg)
There should be ghostbusters in the galaxy far, far away. It must be a pain in the ass for a civilian (someone who wants to live a boring but quiet life without wars, political intrigue on a galactic scale or too much spiritual stuff) being teased by a force ghost.
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jan 19, 2021, 02:19:56 AM
There should be ghostbusters in the galaxy far, far away. It must be a pain in the ass for a civilian (someone who wants to live a boring but quiet life without wars, political intrigue on a galactic scale or too much spiritual stuff) being teased by a force ghost.
you mean dan aykroyd's original pitches?
Quote from: Omegamorph on Feb 23, 2021, 03:09:44 AM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jan 19, 2021, 02:19:56 AM
There should be ghostbusters in the galaxy far, far away. It must be a pain in the ass for a civilian (someone who wants to live a boring but quiet life without wars, political intrigue on a galactic scale or too much spiritual stuff) being teased by a force ghost.
you mean dan aykroyd's original pitches?
aykroyd's what?
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Gandhi rises from the dead to strangle people with his homespun.
A sequel to Heidi where that evil caregiver gets gored by a goat...
(not my original idea...a friends but I love it)
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Santa Unhinged: Russel Crowe as mall Santa who goes mad and on a killing spree, set in the 80's.
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Mar 28, 2021, 01:57:09 AM
https://i.ibb.co/5TC3Gzg/c657fb9be7a67d4f85b53ed6df8127aa.jpg
Bwahahahaha :D
Spoiler
please, no
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 28, 2021, 04:09:07 AM
Santa Unhinged: Russel Crowe as mall Santa who goes mad and on a killing spree, set in the 80's.
I would be down for it if Kurt Russel comes to save the day
Spoiler
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Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Mar 28, 2021, 01:57:09 AM
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Aliens: Phalanx ;)
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 29, 2021, 11:34:06 AM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Mar 28, 2021, 01:57:09 AM
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Aliens: Phalanx ;)
Oh yeah! 8)
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The Burbs remake, sorta.
Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Joe Pesci and Chris Rock live a nice quiet life in the suburbs.
That all changes when a new couple moves into the neighbourhood, a gay couple. Played by Gary Busey and Jet-Li
A movie set in the LV-426 War World II, where a fierce Army Alien Sergeant leads its crew onboard a Giger tank on a deadly mission behind enemy lines to strike the heart of the Weyland Yutani human hive.
(https://i.ibb.co/wd8b8sq/1617136925201-1617136917083-1617136913496-1617136910265-1617136908864-xenomorph-attacks-human-style.jpg)
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Have you read Into Charybdis yet?
I'm afraid not, but I'll read it soon.
Although satirical, the book shares some themes with
Blade Runner & Duncan Jones' Moon. And yes, there is a
dinosaur.
(https://i.ibb.co/B6j4Mj2/22573585.jpg)
~ I think someone should adapt it in film form ~
Something like the recent Death wish movie, but instead of a doctor, we have a street walker named Cherry Pie who fights off her pimp and the pimps of other hookers. Soon, many walk the streets calling themselves "Cherry Pie".
____
Anne Frank lures and feeds small children to the slender man in exchange for shelter from the nazis.
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A tv series Rom-com inspired by The Thing where two advanced interstellar aliens able to assume human form both come to earth, at the same time (but unaware of another), to take it over, and meet each other coincidentally, and though frightening, come to be accepted by the humans, who also welcome the process of melding with the aliens.
A comedy starring Morgan Freeman and Patrick Stewart, where they use their serious narrator voice the entire time.
They play nice guys, perhaps a bit prude. Maybe the work for some censorship commitee. Then one day they realise their errors or just snap and go on an R-Rated adventure.
Or they're mental patients, who escape or are finally released after all these years, but are still crazy.
Whatever's most fitting for the concept.
A film about a 19th century socialite, who has a pet monster. Her parents want her to marry Mr. Fitzwilliam Morse Darcy, Duke of
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu. But she doesn't want to get married. She is quite intellectual, she smokes and reads a lot.
(https://i.ibb.co/jwhGTp3/20210418-005333.jpg)
Also, she is in love with an android woman and she doesn't live in the 19th century at all. It's a hipster space colony and the pet monster is something like this...
Spoiler
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Here's something that has just occurred to me: A follow-up to the classic Harryhausen dinosaur flick Valley of Gwangi.
As a paleonerd, I second that.
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Apr 18, 2021, 05:00:08 AM
A film about a 19th century socialite, who has a pet monster. Her parents want her to marry Mr. Fitzwilliam Morse Darcy, Duke of Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu. But she doesn't want to get married. She is quite intellectual, she smokes and reads a lot.
(https://i.ibb.co/jwhGTp3/20210418-005333.jpg)
Also, she is in love with an android woman and she doesn't live in the 19th century at all. It's a hipster space colony and the pet monster is something like this...
Spoiler
(https://s4.gifyu.com/images/tumblr_m5brinY9rX1r2r5igo1_500.gif)
You might wanna lower your daily dose of lsd.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 18, 2021, 10:33:24 PM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Apr 18, 2021, 05:00:08 AM
A film about a 19th century socialite, who has a pet monster. Her parents want her to marry Mr. Fitzwilliam Morse Darcy, Duke of Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu. But she doesn't want to get married. She is quite intellectual, she smokes and reads a lot.
(https://i.ibb.co/jwhGTp3/20210418-005333.jpg)
Also, she is in love with an android woman and she doesn't live in the 19th century at all. It's a hipster space colony and the pet monster is something like this...
Spoiler
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You might wanna lower your daily dose of lsd.
But but
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu is real! look ~
(https://i.ibb.co/sqBVXhf/20210418-184852.png)
▶
New Zealand has one of the world's longest place names, but can you pronounce it? (https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/96388758/new-zealand-has-one-of-the-worlds-longest-place-names-but-can-you-pronounce-it)
And no, I don't take hallucinogens. I'm just insane. ::)
The rug knows you are watching it. It wants you to watch it.
So watch it.
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A movie about a dragon called Nanook Akasuki, whose dream is to become a geisha who plays shamisen and has her own band. He should give up the love of his life, Lady Rainicorn, to pursue the lonely perfection of his dreams.
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(https://i.ibb.co/CKT4DyL/20210508-113938-removebg-preview.png)
Along the way, he must fight the jealous Mononoke and her army of asskisers Kasa-obake, who will do everything to prevent Nanook from becoming a geisha and forming her ancient rock band. :-X :-X :-X
... ok
Would the idea improve if the dragon dreamed of being a nun instead?
You're asking wrong person
Anyway, movie where Hitler sends big muscled Hans back in time to terminate little Stalin
A Gremlins movie: R-Rated, big budget and practical effects whenever possible.
Little bit in the style of Piranha 3D.
Taking place in a huge amusement theme park kinda place.
"Originally a gremlin is an illiterate, mischievous folkloric creature that causes malfunctions in aircraft or other machinery. "
So besides their usual mischief they also sabotage the attractions, which may serve as the start of the story or some part of the plot.
Quote from: Kradan on May 09, 2021, 06:46:33 AM
Anyway, movie where Hitler sends big muscled Hans back in time to terminate little Stalin
Speaking of time travel and Hitler, have you seen Kung Fury?
Has there been a "tiny hitler" yet?
The kid from eurotrip doesn't count.
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2021, 06:10:03 AM
Has there been a "tiny hitler" yet?
The kid from eurotrip doesn't count.
Probably but I can't recall.
Look who's back aka Er ist wieder da (2015) is fun and interesting. It's about Htiler who somehow before his death got transported to 2015.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on May 10, 2021, 02:04:42 AM
A Gremlins movie: R-Rated, big budget and practical effects whenever possible.
Little bit in the style of Piranha 3D.
Taking place in a huge amusement theme park kinda place.
"Originally a gremlin is an illiterate, mischievous folkloric creature that causes malfunctions in aircraft or other machinery. "
So besides their usual mischief they also sabotage the attractions, which may serve as the start of the story or some part of the plot.
How about RLM's ideas: Gremlins take down White House or Gremlins spreading cyber-massacre through Twitter and Facebook ?
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on May 10, 2021, 02:04:42 AM
Quote from: Kradan on May 09, 2021, 06:46:33 AM
Anyway, movie where Hitler sends big muscled Hans back in time to terminate little Stalin
Speaking of time travel and Hitler, have you seen Kung Fury?
No. Is it worth watching ?
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2021, 06:10:03 AM
Has there been a "tiny hitler" yet?
The kid from eurotrip doesn't count.
Haven't watched this myself (though I plan to) but Hitler's probably the elephant in the room in this one:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PO6Fn_I2kUs (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PO6Fn_I2kUs)
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on May 08, 2021, 07:49:31 PM
Would the idea improve if the dragon dreamed of being a nun instead?
It would if the dragon dreamed of being inside a nun.
Quote from: Kradan on May 10, 2021, 08:32:40 AM
No. Is it worth watching ?
It certainly is and it's free on Youtube.
A movie where the characters comment on their creators.
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An alternative sequel to Grease, with the same cast (except for the dead offcourse).
Set in the present, with songs about marriage, kids, bills, divorce, alimoney, substance abuse,...
Rambo: Evil Dead
It start the same as First Blood.
But during the first encounter with the cops he already gets into a fight, he's able to steal their car and get away. He takes a backroad and drives deep into the woods. After barely getting over an old bridge, which collapsed after driving over, he gets to an old cabin.
Dun dun duuuun!
A
Zorro reboot directed by Guillermo Del Toro, set in the same universe as
The Shape of Water. The movie would feature Don Diego de la Vega romance with Lolita Pulido, Zorro figthing against the evil Dr. Miguelito Quijote Loveless and his army of steampunkish freaks, and a Werewolf spreading the terror in 19th century California. The fact that Diego de la Vega, Zorro and the Werewolf are one and the same is not revealed until the end of the movie.
(https://i.ibb.co/Tkf51Jg/Pics-Art-07-02-12-22-26.jpg)
After the release, and once fans have created the "Del Toro Cut" movement, an extended version will see the light of day to reveal that Lolita Pulido is Erzsébet Báthory. :-X
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Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jul 02, 2021, 05:16:39 AM
A Zorro reboot directed by Guillermo Del Toro, set in the same universe as The Shape of Water. The movie would feature Don Diego de la Vega romance with Lolita Pulido, Zorro figthing against the evil Dr. Miguelito Quijote Loveless and his army of steampunkish freaks, and a Werewolf spreading the terror in 19th century California. The fact that Diego de la Vega, Zorro and the Werewolf are one and the same is not revealed until the end of the movie.
(https://i.ibb.co/Tkf51Jg/Pics-Art-07-02-12-22-26.jpg)
This would be something, if they stuck to the werewolf lore part where they only transform when it's a full moon. And don't have control over it, or transform every night no mattter the moon.
How about a sci-fi film / TV series with multiple plots occurring during four different eras in time:
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1~ 8th century: The Carolingian bishop Agobard of Lyon's accounts of the realm of Magonia, where cunning aerial sailors travel the clouds in ships and team with wizards to steal grain from the fields during the magically raised storms.
2~ 12th century: The sighting of green-skinned children in the village of Woolpit in Suffolk, England.
3~ 20th century (1947): The Roswell incident involving the crash of a "flying disc" and the covered up by the United States government.
4~ 21th century (20
19): The Storm Area 51 movement, a meme created in order to uncover alien artifacs stored at Area 51.
Before the start of the Covid-
19 pandemic, a villain character within the
The Storm Area 51 story (21th century), Colonel Tyler Jessup, becomes the narrator of the
Roswell Story (20th century). He claims to know the true nature of UFOs, as technological artifacts of non-human manufacture from other dimensions (not planets of our dimension), with Area 51 being the site where one of them is studied, which was found in Roswell.
He uses as a reference the novel
Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions...
Spoiler
where two-dimensional beings live in a two-dimensional world, a square is visited by a three-dimensional sphere. The square, however, is unable to see the three-dimensional sphere and instead he saw a two-dimensional circle that expand and retract.
(https://s6.gifyu.com/images/gif-3791f7f4ea87e036c.gif)
Within the
Roswell Story (20th century) the Major Jesse A. Marcel becomes the narrator of the
Green children of Woolpit story (12th century) while witnesses the remains of humanoid corpses (which reminds him the kids of that legend) near the crashed objetc.
Within
the Green children of Woolpit story (12th century) the monk and writer Ralph of Coggeshall becomes the narrator of the
Magonia story (8th century), while trying to figure out about the green-skinned children who spoke an unknown language, and only ate raw broad beans.
And finaly...
Magonia (8th century). Here, a young woman is abducted by the "sailors" and we can finally have a small glimpse of where they come from.
(https://i.ibb.co/6HjVyYW/e8597a3145de22dad2eaa5804a61159b.jpg)
The stories would be interconnected (rather one within another, like a matryoshka doll), but presented in parallel, kinda like in the Wachowskis
Cloud Atlas.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jul 02, 2021, 05:31:38 AM
This would be something, if they stuck to the werewolf lore part where they only transform when it's a full moon. And don't have control over it, or transform every night no mattter the moon.
Yes I agree.
A movie about James Spader's Blacklist character: Raymond Reddington, played by Spader offcourse.
But not action-thriller like the series, but more of a crazy roadtrip type movie involving situations similar to the ones he mentions in the series.
"This one time I did this unusual thing with this weird person in this strange place"
Maybe similar to the 100 Year Old Man Who Climbed Out The Window.
A psychological horror movie about a
TikTok cult whose leaders are psychopaths. Led by influencers, followers believe that the second coming of
Jesus will be in
A.I form, and that such almighty artificial intelligence would punish every human being who did not contribute to bring about its existence, including those from the past who merely knew about it and did not support its development.
They also believe that China's satanic ultra gay government is using Covid-19 vaccines to insert chips into Western people, in order to control their minds and thus prevent the future existence of
Cyber-Jesus.
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Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Aug 16, 2021, 06:52:17 AM
A psychological horror movie about a TikTok cult whose leaders are psychopaths. Led by influencers, followers believe that the second coming of Jesus will be in A.I form, and that such almighty artificial intelligence would punish every human being who did not contribute to bring about its existence, including those from the past who merely knew about it and did not support its development.
They also believe that China's satanic ultra gay government is using Covid-19 vaccines to insert chips into Western people, in order to control their minds and thus prevent the future existence of Cyber-Jesus.
(https://s6.gifyu.com/images/ba42a971-2b61-4cd8-9134-dfadfcf232c0.gif)
If it's fun and over the top, I'd watch.
Kinda sounds like an old sci-fi horror movie.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Aug 17, 2021, 10:48:55 PM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Aug 16, 2021, 06:52:17 AM
A psychological horror movie about a TikTok cult whose leaders are psychopaths. Led by influencers, followers believe that the second coming of Jesus will be in A.I form, and that such almighty artificial intelligence would punish every human being who did not contribute to bring about its existence, including those from the past who merely knew about it and did not support its development.
They also believe that China's satanic ultra gay government is using Covid-19 vaccines to insert chips into Western people, in order to control their minds and thus prevent the future existence of Cyber-Jesus.
(https://s6.gifyu.com/images/ba42a971-2b61-4cd8-9134-dfadfcf232c0.gif)
If it's fun and over the top, I'd watch.
Kinda sounds like an old sci-fi horror movie.
Initially, the fantasy ran through my head as something as serious as
Midsommar, to end up being the over the top level of
Mandy. :laugh:
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Aug 18, 2021, 02:53:46 AM
Initially, the fantasy ran through my head as something as serious as Midsommar, to end up being the over the top level of Mandy. :laugh:
Ok, so not my kind of movie :). Didn't like Midsommar and couldn't finish Mandy because it was too slow and abstract.
I was thinking of something more in the lines of Kung Fury and Iron Sky :D
I must confess that I never saw any of those. :-X
Kung Fury has a free and official release on Youtube. And only 30 minutes.
I find it hard to describe. It's like an 80's movie on drugs that sorta looks like a videogame. With kung fu, nazis, vikings and dinos.
Spoiler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg
The full length sequel starring Fassbender ('s voice?) is in post production and will be released next year.
Iron Sky is pretty good and well made.
It's a 2012 movie about nazis who fled to the moon at the end of WW2 and return in 2018.
It's semi-serious.
Part 2 is crazier and there's fun stuff but as a whole it's not that good and less memorable. Also looks cheaper.
Think someone involved ran of with the money so they had to change things.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Aug 18, 2021, 03:20:17 AM
Kung Fury has a free and official release on Youtube. And only 30 minutes.
I find it hard to describe. It's like an 80's movie on drugs that sorta looks like a videogame. With kung fu, nazis, vikings and dinos.
Spoiler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg
Iron Sky is pretty good and well made.
It's a 2012 movie about nazis who fled to the moon at the end of WW2 and return in 2018.
It's semi-serious.
Part 2 is crazier and there's fun stuff but as a whole it's not that good and less memorable. Also looks cheaper.
Think someone involved ran of with the money so they had to change things.
I'm going to watch the short one tomorrow and then the other one. Thanks for the video! everything sound weird enough to makes me want to watch the flicks. :)
Beavis And Butt-Head live action movie, with Johnny Depp as Beavis and Benicio Del Toro as Butt-Head.
From wiki:
In interviews, Judge has stated his interest in producing a live-action film and Johnny Depp has expressed interest in the role of Beavis. In May 2008, Judge said that he previously hated the idea, but now believes "maybe there's something there."
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Aug 18, 2021, 03:38:07 AM
I'm going to watch the short one tomorrow and then the other one. Thanks for the video! everything sound weird enough to makes me want to watch the flicks. :)
Let me know how it turns out.
Other weird movies that come to mind are The Acid House and The Greasy Strangler.
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This world it's similar to Hieronymus Bosch's
The Garden of Earthly Delights. After
Entity-0060 was accidentally freed from its Klein bottle-like prison by drunk superhero guys, the most powerful dude will do nothing to stop it. Instead he takes a nap and dreams of Captain Jade Mara, and her crew of adventurers never before seen in fiction, who must navigate the skies of a red planet in search of the
~ Ancient Psychic Tandem Pineal Gland ~ an astral anomaly that can be used to contact God.
The women in the world of the red-haired pirate girl are being oppressed by the macho religion of the Ivans; a fundamentalist warrior tribe with terrorist habits. She believes that the only way to stop them is for God to personally tell them that they nothing but f**king c**ts. Going through the Sand Worm Wars, Agent Dermonecrotic's Pandemic Olympics and some lockdowns she will finally reach her quest: the
~ Ancient Psychic Tandem Pineal Gland ~ wich it's iside of a sandworm queen, as big as a skyscraper.
In the interiors of the biopunkish structure, she sees a giant stone head, similar to that drunk guy with super powers who is dreaming of her. In order to activate the giant head, Jade Mara must make two twin fairies sing
eiπ + 1 = 0 ...almost unfortunately...some sacrifices are required for that, as fairies, aka Shobijin Nijibohs, will only sing once they have feasted on the blood of the Ivans. Millennia ago, they were scientists who after spending a lot of time living inside the sand worm queen, in order to study her (something like an intellectual parasitism), they ended up establishing a biomechanical symbiosis.
As the fairies are singing, the eyes of the giant head open, and entire galaxies can be seen through its eyes. Jade feels her consciousness slowly leaving her physical body.
In the next scene, we are no longer inside the worm queen of the red planet. We see closely the face of the guy waking up from his drunkenness with some hangover.
Almighty Drunk Guy: Jesus! My head is killing me!
Jade Mara: I think I feel the same!
Almighty Drunk Guy: wait..What ?! who said that?!
The dude looks to his right and sees a beautiful red-haired girl arround his own age, lying next to him looking at him.
Almighty Drunk Guy: Who are you? I mean, I don't know you but your face looks familiar. I think I had a dream...
Jade Mara: I think you're my creator...
Almighty Drunk Guy: What ?! I am only one of the
300s, I mean I may be the strongest one of my squad, but I am far from being a God, I afraid.
Jade Mara: But then how do you explain that I have appeared in your world.
Almighty Drunk Guy: I'm not sure, but it may be that side effect of our drunkenness that makes our kind's dreams come true.
Jade Mara: I need your ... we need your help, Your Excellency.
The guy stands up, followed by Jade.
Almighty Drunk Guy: Alright. How can I help you?
The red-haired sailor explains to the superhero-like young man, everything. However, he barely pays attention, totally mesmerized by Jade's beauty. In the background his friends fight against
Entity-0060. They ask Him for help. He still doesn't do anything, and instead wipes Jade's tears. Then he kisses her leaving her somewhat puzzled. Both are silent for a few seconds, only the agonizing screams of his super friends can be heard who are being massacred by the eldritch abomination.
Then they both kiss passionately as if there was no tomorrow and nothing else matters. The Superman-like man flies away with Jade in his arms leaving death, darkness and destruction behind.
Jade Mara: But what about my friends ... and your whole world?
Almighty Drunk Guy: If beauty was an instant, you would be eternity my love. Don't be afraid, I've already taken care of the Ivans. They are a repressed memory now and your friends will be fine living in my mind. And all this destruction in my world, it will be be nothing more than a repressed memory of someone greater, and you and I honey, we will leave this doomed paradise to start again.
They both continue to kiss as they fly away...
~The end~
The Haunting of Wayne Manor
It tells the story of a prematurely retired chemical engineer called Jack Napier, who is mourning the loss of his love, Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel. One night, he is interrupted by the hallusination of a bat-like entity. He suffers from Charles Bonnet Syndrome, wich makes people see things that aren't real. However, Jack lives in Wayne Manor, an old property said to be haunted. He remains skeptical, every time he crosses the gardens at night to see eerie clown-like entities. However, Jack begins to doubt that his hallucinations are mere result of his condition, and descends into madness once his bat-like visitor begins to communicate with him.
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This would make great Elsewordls comic IMO
:)
Comanche War Chief Naru is thrust into the journey of a lifetime: joined with Raphael Adolini (robot) and Dr. David (also a robot), the three earthbound space travellers will soon become the first humans to reach the Predators home world, and try to stop the tyrannical alien warlord Emperor 'Groot the Merciless' from destroying Yauja Prime.
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Are you high ? I'm not being sarcastic, genuinely curious
Nope, and believe it or not, I don't smoke weed anymore. I had been smoking for like 8 months and started noticing that my memory was slipping a bit, so I quit. ;D
And actually, if you see the rest of AVPGalaxy the thread, it's usual for me to post nonsense lol
So in other words it's my styleeee!!! Don't judge me :'(
James Cameron should convince Disney for a return to the world he helped create 41 years ago 👀
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I love the 1997 movie, but I've always been curious about a faithful adaptation of the comic. There, the Men in Black deal with parnormal stuff in general.
(https://i.ibb.co/6HVTkDF/MIBseries1.jpg)
Cast Hugo Weaving!
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Didn't we have this with preys
But I want dinosaurs as well :)
I thought of some movies based on some novels that are being sold at 15% off cover price (and save another 5% with a Target RedCard). I'm pretty sure that there are hidden gems among those books.
Remake Damnation Alley ala Fallout.
I never played that one. It's good?