So it was decided that I'd better contain the contagion; the burning fire of passion and juicy splendour, so give me your juiciest stories, crushes, for e.g. my hopeless man crush on Fassbender (no porn please, be tasteful and classy). All within reason, of course. So any steamy romantic encounters/stories (please use discretion), romantic "misunderstandings" (again, discretion)...