"This film is not yet rated" why ?

[ChrisPachi]

The film will be rated X

You're thinking of the inevitable porn parody, Alien: Cock-In-Ass.

Sorry.

[Anthony]

The film will be rated X

You're thinking of the inevitable porn parody, Alien: Cock-In-Ass.

Sorry.

We won't even need a porn parody. We got the shower scene for that.

[salomonj]

The film will be rated X

That won't happen unless there's a full on shower rape scene with the alien.

[newagescamartist]

The film will be rated X

That won't happen unless there's a full on shower rape scene with the alien.

Giger would approve.

[Anthony]

The film will be rated X

That won't happen unless there's a full on shower rape scene with the alien.

Giger would approve.

And now I remember the "Sexy Alien" design that Giger made for Alien 3.

Wish Scott used that for the shower scene.

[Nyarlathotep]

The film will be rated X

That won't happen unless there's a full on shower rape scene with the alien.

Giger would approve.

As would I.

[whiterabbit]

Maybe they're trying to squeeze out a PG-13 rating. It's a movie about families, you'll love it! Ah. This movie is quintessential of an R-rated film.

[lv_226]

Maybe they're trying to squeeze out a PG-13 rating. It's a movie about families, you'll love it! Ah. This movie is quintessential of an R-rated film.

The visuals alone guarantee that this won't be PG-13; it has the look of dark terror.

[St_Eddie]

The visuals alone guarantee that this won't be PG-13; it has the look of dark terror.

So does my toilet bowl the day after a heavy curry and that's not rated PG-13 either.  In fact, it's condemned.

[Pvt. Himmel]

The visuals alone guarantee that this won't be PG-13; it has the look of dark terror.

So does my toilet bowl the day after a heavy curry and that's not rated PG-13 either.  In fact, it's condemned.

Dude take a Valium.

[St_Eddie]

Dude take a Valium.

I already did.  It only added to the mess.

To try and get things back on topic; I'm not too fussed about the rating for 'Alien: Covenant'.  'Alien' would probably get a 15 certificate in the UK these days and the scariest film that I've ever seen to this very day remains 'The Blair Witch Project', which is rated 15.  Copious amounts of blood and guts do not necessarily a scary film make, much less a decent one.  As long as it's a good film with the power to send chills up my spine, I'll be a happy camper, R rating or otherwise.

[Anthony]

The visuals alone guarantee that this won't be PG-13; it has the look of dark terror.

So does my toilet bowl the day after a heavy curry and that's not rated PG-13 either.  In fact, it's condemned.

Is that a new rating the MPAA added?

[St_Eddie]

Is that a new rating the MPAA added?

I hope not.  I'd hate for my bubbly bowels to be responsible for such a terrible thing!

[salomonj]

The film will be rated X

That won't happen unless there's a full on shower rape scene with the alien.

Giger would approve.

yes, yes he would. And I do to.

[Pvt. Himmel]

Dude take a Valium.

I already did.  It only added to the mess.

To try and get things back on topic; I'm not too fussed about the rating for 'Alien: Covenant'.  'Alien' would probably get a 15 certificate in the UK these days and the scariest film that I've ever seen to this very day remains 'The Blair Witch Project', which is rated 15.  Copious amounts of blood and guts do not necessarily a scary film make, much less a decent one. As long as it's a good film with the power to send chills up my spine, I'll be a happy camper, R rating or otherwise.

Exactly.