“Frequently Asked Questions”

[Kel G 426]

Have you ever perused the faq of a blog or website and suspected that the questions weren't really "frequently asked" so much as they were just things the author wanted to tell you about?

For comedic purposes, show us what your self-absorbed faq page would look like.

Example:

Q:  Kelgaard, is it true that you date only the hottest women?
A:  Yes.

Q:  How many hot women have you dated?
A:  Hundreds.

Q:  Have you kicked all of the ass?
A:  These days, I'm pretty relaxed, but back in the 80's and 90's, I kicked all the ass and took all the names.

[Randomizer]

Such a lame idea with no good reason to fuel it up but...here, let me try dis. I would say it's like a "describe yourself" thread but with a little fun coming from them being questions.

Q: Randomizer, is it true you stalk people?
A: Only in video games.

Q: Do you have any friends?
A: Yes, meet __________ , ____________ and ___________ . ______________ and ______________ are asleep, lazy bastards.

Q: Do you think that wearing glasses makes you more attractive/similar to Gordon Freeman?
A: No.

Q: Have you almost-

RAN OUT OF IDEAS