Crazy Resurrection Ideas

[Kel G 426]

If you were to bring back a deceased character from the Alien movies, not just Hicks or Newt, but anybody, what insane story would you cook up to explain their reappearance?

The more ridiculous your idea, the better.

[The Alien Predator]

Captain Dallas gets egg morphed back into existence after being atomized by the exploding Nostromo.

Then he hears our whinging about his revival and tells us all to STFU and just listen to the man (which turns out to be a Synthetic AGAIN)

And the whole cycle of horror begins anew... only this time featuring ravenous Kenner Aliens. (Toy Story and Alien crossover?)

[Bughunter S. Thomson]

Burke manages to be brought back to life, and sells his own body to Weyland Yutani for dissection so that they might find the secret to immortality. He is promised that after dissection he will be reassembled and brought back to life to enjoy his percentage, but they don't bother.

[irn]

Parker managed to escape on a pod from the Nostromo. He is found on LV-426 in cryo 94 years afterwards. The advance party for a new colony discover him and bring him out of the sleep. Once awake he sets off on a path to get to the bottom of one thing... the Bonus Situation.

ALIEN: BONUS SITUATION
6th June 2018 in IMAX 3D

[Kel G 426]

He was guaranteed by law to get a share...

They told him to f**k off...

Now he's back to party.

BONUS SITUATION

[The Alien Predator]

Parker managed to escape on a pod from the Nostromo. He is found on LV-426 in cryo 94 years afterwards. The advance party for a new colony discover him and bring him out of the sleep. Once awake he sets off on a path to get to the bottom of one thing... the Bonus Situation.

ALIEN: BONUS SITUATION
6th June 2018 in IMAX 3D

OMG!!!

Is this going to have an extended edition with bonus scenes?

[Primordial]

Back to Earth, Ripley 8 is rejected by her peers. She hides herself into her memories and remembers now everything : she discovers that the person she truly loved was Kane. She decides to look for his body and clone him.

After years of research, she finds a space dump station owned by an Engineer. She asks him if the corpse of her quest is among the garbage and he indicates with some paintings where she might find it. And she does !  But the Engineer changes his mind and decides to kill her (déjà vu ?)... as he is about to do so, out of nowhere appears Kane's son which survived the space radiations and gives a headbite to the station owner.

She manages to clone Kane and declares her love for him but he says that his feelings were for Lambert. Full of bitterness and rage, Ripley reveals him that Lambert was raped and killed by his own son. The final battle between the 2 human-alien hybrids was to begin...

[windebieste]

The Space Jockey lifts his left arm and wipes his brow with it. "Wow!" He says. "That was some messed up dream!'. 

He then looks down at the gaping hole in his chest and says 'What the f*ck is this shit all about?".

-Windebieste.

[whiterabbit]

Back to Earth, Ripley 8 is rejected by her peers. She hides herself into her memories and remembers now everything : she discovers that the person she truly loved was Kane. She decides to look for his body and clone him.

After years of research, she finds a space dump station owned by an Engineer. She asks him if the corpse of her quest is among the garbage and he indicates with some paintings where she might find it. And she does !  But the Engineer changes his mind and decides to kill her (déjà vu ?)... as he is about to do so, out of nowhere appears Kane's son which survived the space radiations and gives a headbite to the station owner.

She manages to clone Kane and declares her love for him but he says that his feelings were for Lambert. Full of bitterness and rage, Ripley reveals him that Lambert was raped and killed by his own son. The final battle between the 2 human-alien hybrids was to begin...

f**k! That sounds awesome.

However I do like the "Alien: Bonus Situation" idea too.

hmm Ripley can't be killed. She fell into to the fire at the end of Alien³ to only walk on out later with Queen in hand.

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

No-one tried to bring back Hudson yet? Shame on you guys.
Ok, lets give it a go:


He's never been mistaken for a man before...

And he didn't want to buy it on that rock.

With no-one left to fetch his slippers, he made a plan.

To build a fire and sing a couple of songs.

ALIENS: FOUR MORE WEEKS AND OUT
4/26/2019 on VHS and Betamax

From the director of The Martian and the producers of The Revenant comes a gripping tale of one man's fight for survival on an alien planet. After being left for dead by the remnants of his squad, Private Hudson miraculously survives a 40 megaton thermonuclear explosion at point blank range (Don't ask).

Left with nothing but a roll of duct tape, a sharp stick and a pet hamster as his only companion, Hudson sets off on a epic journey of survival. Meanwhile back on Gateway Station political intrigue and backstabbing runs rife as the Colonial Marine brass debates whether it's actually worth saving private Hudson.

Living off moldy doughnuts and scrambled alien eggs, Hudson begins a search for the ancient derelict where he must find a flute and learn how to play Popeye the Sailor Man in order to fly it back to Earth. But Hudson is beginning to feel a strange stirring deep within his chest...

[whiterabbit]

Actually we resurrected Frost, Wierzbowski, Apone, and Hudson a few months back, or was it years.