What to Do: The Hoe Upstairs

[The Runner]

I hear moaning. She's moaning

The weird shit is her roommate is up there too 

[whiterabbit]

How is that weird. You did say "hoe" in the topic title. Have you thought that maybe she is running a prostitution gig up there? You should negotiate a cut in revenue for your silence. It's only just compensation for the noise. 

That's hilarious?

Well yea... unless you actually think that is what is happening up there.

[OmegaZilla]

It would be hilarious if the banging he hears is the sound of the meat cleaver tearing through the flesh of her victims and the moaning, nothing more than  her orgasmic ecstasy from the slaughter. Sooner or later all of that blood will eventually soak through the ceiling.

This thread has been redeemed.

[The Runner]

She's seen the ALIEN movies. :0

Such dirty filthy eyes dare lay upon the Xenomorph.

[whiterabbit]

She's seen the ALIEN movies. :0

Such dirty filthy eyes dare lay upon the Xenomorph.

So what you're saying is that you think she has a little xenomorph mouth and that the banging noise is it smashing through craniums and hitting the bed board against the wall? Oh man that sounds like the plot to AVP-3.

On the other hand alien is pretty damn perverted. Maybe she has a giger crush and haven't you thought that maybe you're the cure she's looking for? Come on man, show the woman what AVPGalaxy is made of.

[Space Sweeper]

You should probably report that filthy skanky no-good godless slut for enjoying having all of that sex.

What? Sex is yucky, and the sex I'm not having is the loudest, most uncalled for sex in the world.

[Corporal Hicks]

if its an honest to God noise complaint, then just complain to the proper folk.

Nothing wrong with enjoying your sex - but you need to consider those around you.

[The Runner]

She's seen the ALIEN movies. :0

Such dirty filthy eyes dare lay upon the Xenomorph.

So what you're saying is that you think she has a little xenomorph mouth and that the banging noise is it smashing through craniums and hitting the bed board against the wall? Oh man that sounds like the plot to AVP-3.

On the other hand alien is pretty damn perverted. Maybe she has a giger crush and haven't you thought that maybe you're the cure she's looking for? Come on man, show the woman what AVPGalaxy is made of.

Ewww. The top half sounds like something that one creepy Tyranid guy from that Spacebattles Fourm would like. *puke*

I'm sorry but I enjoy my women with 100% human female parts....

[OmegaZilla]

You should probably report that filthy skanky no-good godless slut for enjoying having all of that sex.

What? Sex is yucky, and the sex I'm not having is the loudest, most uncalled for sex in the world.

Sex is just nasty and makes you very dum.

[First Blood]

mlk afnij ijg:P LOLOLOLOLOl

[The Runner]

You should probably report that filthy skanky no-good godless slut for enjoying having all of that sex.

What? Sex is yucky, and the sex I'm not having is the loudest, most uncalled for sex in the world.

Sex is just nasty and makes you very dum.

Are you a Virgin like me

[Master Chief]

Bye whow dum his speling is and takls, he haz sex.

[First Blood]

Dude, I would be getting so hard if I heard this chick getting pounded upstairs.

[Space Sweeper]

You should probably report that filthy skanky no-good godless slut for enjoying having all of that sex.

What? Sex is yucky, and the sex I'm not having is the loudest, most uncalled for sex in the world.

Sex is just nasty and makes you very dum.

Are you a Virgin like me

well, I'm only twelve so I am yes

[First Blood]