What to Do: The Hoe Upstairs

[The Runner]

Hey guys,

Sorry I've been away for a while....but college is super fun. New friends and tons of possibilities. My roommate and I are like brothers.
But the room above ours has a certain floozy who has found it necessary to screw every single guy on campus and allow my ears to hear a banging and screeching bed till 1 in the morning. This has been going on for a while.
Is there any way to get her to stop? Ear plugs? Knocking on her door?


I don't exactly have had a typical teenage life due to being sheltered and all until now really, but what should I do?

[Master Chief]

There should be a quite hours policy. Just report it if you don't like it, but before you do, go have a word with her around midnight or so.

[The Runner]

Indeed there is a quiet hour policy.
Sorta afraid if I knock up there I might be dragged in....
I don't wanna loose my V card to a village bicycle. :S

[First Blood]

Get in on dat shit.

[The Runner]

*Grabs Trojan*
I'M........READY

[Corporal Hicks]

Haha. In all fairness mate, just report it.

[whiterabbit]

You could always move to another complex where the hoes are more respectful.

[The Runner]

You could always move to another complex where the hoes are more respectful.

The bunny ranch in Nevada?

Those aren't hoes!  Damn it, rabbit.....

They are "professional" entertainers who have bills to pay, a family to feed, and friends to make!

[The Runner]

So my RA who is also my best friend I finally reported it to him late last night.

When he got up there she was hiding with some random guy in the bathroom.....


What a slut. I don't even wanna know how stretchy and dirty that poontang is

[Master Chief]

Buzzkill! All they wanted to do was have some fun, but no, Mr. "I need some sleep" had to mess things up. Hmph!

[OmegaZilla]

Think this could go in the Just Talk thread; also, it's not really your affair is it? The only actual issue is acustic disturbance for sleep or studies (and only if it's actually loud enough -- anyone can study well enough with low acustic disturbance). Her lifestyle does not concern you.

[First Blood]

Pfft. f**king Judge.

[OmegaZilla]

Pfft. f**king Judge.

Opposition to a Judge's statement; sentence is 5 months in iso-cubes.

[whiterabbit]

It would be hilarious if the banging he hears is the sound of the meat cleaver tearing through the flesh of her victims and the moaning, nothing more than  her orgasmic ecstasy from the slaughter. Sooner or later all of that blood will eventually soak through the ceiling.

[Master Chief]

That's hilarious?