Your favourite Working Joe lines

[bwh1990]

'Running causes accidents.'

[Ironb4lls]

"To sleep... perchance to dream [pathetic gargling sound]..."

[chainsawsquirrel]

"Tut. Tut."
*shoots in the crotch* "don't do that".

*engulfs joe in flames with a Molotov*
"you and I are going to have a little talk about safety".

"Let me help you".
*proceeds to strangle me*

[Nostromo]

"Let me help you".

lol