Worst Advice

[Predator Queen]

Cut them open and take it back!

What should I have for a midnight snack?

[Wrecktangle]

Red bull.

How do I read A Song of Ice and Fire in a week?

[Doktor Wunderbar]

Just read the first word of each sentence.

What should I do with the bodies?

[Randomizer]

 Pee on them and throw them out the window into someone's head .

How could I tell someone that unicorns don't exist?

[Vickers]

You open your mouth and start saying those words.

How do I get rich quick?

[SiL]

Prostitution.

How do I scam people out of millions of dollars?

[Cvalda]

Make paintings with your dick and balls and sell them as modern art.

How do I rule over the hearts and minds of this great nation?

[Vepariga]

giant banners in NY times square and a hacked broadcast outlining your ideals, let the seeds be sown.

Find a hair in your burger, best course of action?

[Vickers]

Rinse it off and add it to your collection.

How do I come up with ideas when I have a creative block?

[SiL]

Steal them from Shia LaBoeuf.

How do I know who was phone?

[Wrecktangle]

dig up da ded dads grave

How do I invent the worlds greatest internet meme?

[Randomizer]

 Take them all and combine them into a single one.

How can I learn to fly?

[Dovahkiin]

Skyscrapers are fantastic starting points.

What do I do about the c**t professor in my theatre department seeing as how I have to work with her in the future?

[Doktor Wunderbar]

Skyscrapers are fantastic starting points.

What do I do about the c**t professor in my theatre department seeing as how I have to work with her in the future?

Challenge her to an honor duel to the death.

How can I lose weight fast?

[Predator Queen]

Chainsaw, it cuts the fat right off!

I don't feel like cooking, where should I go out to eat?