Worst Advice

[tavianini19]

Have sex with all of your friends.

So what do I do to pass the time until I can get my hands on Destiny and my Xbox One?

They're all pretty hot XD.

Get a PS4 instead and play it now.

I have a test in Biology tomorrow, but I'd rather play video games and watch Godzilla movies. Should I study?

[Predator Queen]

Study Godzilla's biology, surely that will be on the test.

I am having a friend over tomorrow what sort of pizza should we decide on.

[Wrecktangle]

Rat droppings

I have a mid-sem exam this afternoon, how much should I study today?

[tavianini19]

Eat your textbook, it's the best way to quickly absorb information.

I'm Ron Burgandy?

[Mormegil]

Rat droppings

I have a mid-sem exam this afternoon, how much should I study today?

PEPPERONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[Randomizer]

 

Eat your textbook, it's the best way to quickly absorb information.

I'm Ron Burgandy?

No , you're his pet .

  Where can I find my own jetpack?

[LarsVader]

At the apple store. Naked. Reciting Lovecraft. Eating puppies. Having a gay old time.

What could I tell my dad to get for my birthday?

[Vickers]

A mug and socks.

What can I do to make extra money for when a friend from abroad visits me?

[Predator Queen]

whore yourself out to strangers on the street. Sucky sucky 5 dollar.

My tongue is burning what do?

[Vickers]

Sucky sucky 5 dollar.

How do I do the laundry quicker?

[First Blood]

Close the garden gate.

How do I get Noomi Rapace to date me?

[Shasvre]

Give her the Double D.

How do I get Aspie to realise that Agents of SHIELD is canon to the MCU?

[Deathbearer]

Lock him in your basement for 15 years


What's the best way to approach a lady you're interested in?

[tavianini19]

Run at her bellowing you're mating call.

I need to lose some fat, what's the best way?

[Nightmare Asylum]

Surround it with more layers of fat so you never need to see it again.

How do i motivate myself to write?