Topic: First Prometheus Clip Now Online!

[First Blood]

Why are we comparing LMG to Skerritt? It should be Hudson. Now there's a douchebag.

[ChrisPachi]

It is physically impossible for Tom Skerritt to act like a douche.  His innate cool factor prevents any semblance of douchey behavior...whether feigned or intentional.

I was going to rebut however your avatar stared me down and convinced me otherwise.

[Qwertify]

Poor LGM, there is no love for that beautiful, beautiful man.

I've spewed plenty of it over time.

Yeeeap.

That's too much. Really.

[Deuterium]

Why are we comparing LMG to Skerritt? It should be Hudson. Now there's a douchebag.

But Bill Paxton's character only began with douche tendencies.  He grew as a character, and went out like a friggin' boss!

It is physically impossible for Tom Skerritt to act like a douche.  His innate cool factor prevents any semblance of douchey behavior...whether feigned or intentional.

I was going to rebut however your avatar stared me down and convinced me otherwise.

LOL.  Beware the "eye of the Skerritt"!! 

[Cvalda]

Qwertify.

Your set.

Fills me with a terrible rage.

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[Qwertify]

How about try putting a regular photo of Tom Skerritt up there, and put a clip of LMG from Prometheus and ask the same questions.

Even in full douche mode Skerritt would be way below LMG on the 'looks like an underwear model' scale.

It is physically impossible for Tom Skerritt to act like a douche.  His innate cool factor prevents any semblance of douchey behavior...whether feigned or intentional.  It is almost like having a built-in, personal firewall against doucheyness.  In fact, his only known weakness is successfully navigating air ducts.

Dallas was probably the best man on board - but I was just giving an example. I guess it would have been best to say - post Ron Pearlman in his Hellboy costume and ask the same question.

Qwertify.

Your set.

Fills me with a terrible rage.

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You have a pretty hot set there yourself.

[SM]

It is physically impossible for Tom Skerritt to act like a douche.

Au contraire.

He acted like great douche in Contact.

[Deuterium]

It is physically impossible for Tom Skerritt to act like a douche.

Au contraire.

He acted like great douche in Contact.

No, he acted like a suave cad.  Huge difference!    

...and I forgot.  He has a second weakness.  Albino terrorists!

[Qwertify]

It is physically impossible for Tom Skerritt to act like a douche.

Au contraire.

He acted like great douche in Contact.

Does that look like a douche to you?

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Ok .. he kind of does. 

[Sharp Sticks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoJSJ2ama00

What a douche.

[Deuterium]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoJSJ2ama00#

What a douche.

Actually, I am surprised that Tom Skerritt didn't kick the everlastin' shit out of those two douche nozzles.

LOL, at one of the comments to the YouTube vid:

"Tom Skerritt is the reason Chuck Norris leaves a night light on".

[Qwertify]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoJSJ2ama00#

What a douche.

Actually, I am surprised that Tom Skerritt didn't kick the ever lovin' shit out of those two douche nozzles.

He was still a total boss in the vid though.

[ThisBethesdaSea]

Dear god we need the movie now!

[RoyaleDuke]

Dear god we need the movie now!

Oh yeah? I need it in my VEINS.

[OpenMaw]

It should be Hudson. Now there's a douchebag.

That wasn't funny, man!

Why can't we just bug out and call it even, okay? What are we talking about this for?!