Don't role your eyes at me. Finish your thought, mister
What would you do? Bake her a cake?
Would you go xenomorph
on 'dat photoshopped azz? Doggy-Alien style?
...Okay, i'm sorry. That hurt me
Awesome news buddy. When can I come over and... you know, visit?
Eva, please... Never post that again. It's scaring my ferret.