A few years back, a bunch of us went rafting at the Delaware Water Gap expecting some crazy, adrenaline junkie fun...except, no one did any research, we just decided -- on a whim -- to go one weekend...
Unbeknown to us city folk, we went during the wrong season...my piss moves with more force than that river did, lulz...at one point we were stuck in some shallows and we were able to step into the river to move the raft with no danger whatsoever...
Luckily, we had a large bottle of Jack (and some other goodies) to keep us entertained...friggen hilarious...