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Predator Jihad
« on: Feb 08, 2010, 09:41:14 PM »
Found this on imdb..

my idea for a pred film is this: A predator is sent to iraq to hunt down bin ladin (he feels he is the ultimate prize). plus iraq is pretty hot and predators like the heat coz it gives them an excuse to wear fish net stockings. anywho... the predator comes across a group of U.S troops who are arguing. just before the pred attacks he listens in on the convo. pred learns that these troops have just friendly fired some allies and are now agrueing weather to face up or try to hide what they have done. long story short, the pred decides these foolish suckers are not worthy preys so he befriends them. he learns how to say "Ooh RAA!" and " fight terrorism with terror!". the troops reckon that if they help pred take out bin ladin they will be heroes, so they load up pred with giant machine guns and ammo belts and replace his loin cloth with an american flag. he has a 40 minute gun fight/kung fu fight scene where he fights a 7 foot tall iraq suicide bomber (played by the great kahli) and fights his way towards O.B.L.H.Q. when he bursts through the secret door to bin ladins office, he sees somthing that blows his mind.... (SPOILDER ALERT!!!!) ex president george w bush.... shaking hands with bin ladin! (cliff hanger leaves open for sequal).

what do you guys think?

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Re: Predator Jihad
« Reply #1 on: Feb 08, 2010, 10:56:20 PM »
I think you should have left that story idea where you found it. :-X

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Re: Predator Jihad
« Reply #2 on: Feb 08, 2010, 11:04:39 PM »
oh my lol. that's messed up lol. :D
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Re: Predator Jihad
« Reply #3 on: Feb 08, 2010, 11:28:45 PM »
Beats the black Superl33tpredator script IMHO.  :D

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Re: Predator Jihad
« Reply #4 on: Feb 08, 2010, 11:32:24 PM »
I think you should write it up just for laughs. Be funny to see somthing funny like that. I always like a good spoof lol.
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Re: Predator Jihad
« Reply #5 on: Feb 08, 2010, 11:43:38 PM »
If I were sober I would prolly find that deplorable. But I'm not, so it's funny.  :D

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Re: Predator Jihad
« Reply #6 on: Mar 16, 2010, 08:11:44 AM »
Dude this just made my day, Please Extend More to it.
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Re: Predator Jihad
« Reply #7 on: Mar 22, 2010, 09:06:07 PM »
Found this on imdb..

my idea for a pred film is this: A predator is sent to iraq to hunt down bin ladin (he feels he is the ultimate prize). plus iraq is pretty hot and predators like the heat coz it gives them an excuse to wear fish net stockings. anywho... the predator comes across a group of U.S troops who are arguing. just before the pred attacks he listens in on the convo. pred learns that these troops have just friendly fired some allies and are now agrueing weather to face up or try to hide what they have done. long story short, the pred decides these foolish suckers are not worthy preys so he befriends them. he learns how to say "Ooh RAA!" and " fight terrorism with terror!". the troops reckon that if they help pred take out bin ladin they will be heroes, so they load up pred with giant machine guns and ammo belts and replace his loin cloth with an american flag. he has a 40 minute gun fight/kung fu fight scene where he fights a 7 foot tall iraq suicide bomber (played by the great kahli) and fights his way towards O.B.L.H.Q. when he bursts through the secret door to bin ladins office, he sees somthing that blows his mind.... (SPOILDER ALERT!!!!) ex president george w bush.... shaking hands with bin ladin! (cliff hanger leaves open for sequal).

what do you guys think?

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