The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[OmegaZilla]

Except me.
*Runs towards the chestburster, grabs it and quickly snaps its neck*

[fry1236]

I'm guessing you didn't notice the two facehugger tubes broken on the ground right next to you......

[OmegaZilla]

I guess you didn't notice I am a cigar smoking, armored, Alien-Monster human hybrid.

[fry1236]

I'm guessing you didn't notice the dynamite i've quietly been strapping onto you with my cloaking ability I borrowed from the predators while we've been having this whole conversation.

[OmegaZilla]

Cool. Too bad my armor is dynamite-proof.
And you are close to me.
*Grabs Fry as the dynamite charges explode*
*Shrugs off the remains*

[Ghost Rider]

*almighty hellflames shoot up from the ground and a rider dressed in black with a skull wreathed in fire rides.*

The f**k is going on here?

[OmegaZilla]

Nothing that could possibly ever interest you.

[Xenokiller]

*screams like a little girl on Christmas
"YES THIS THREAD IS BACK!"
*sees crater...
"oh..."

[OmegaZilla]

Hey Xenokiller!! Wanna get to Victorian England with your Tardis and have some Tea together?

[fry1236]

Cool. Too bad my armor is dynamite-proof.
And you are close to me.
*Grabs Fry as the dynamite charges explode*
*Shrugs off the remains*

Oh, such a shame I'm a terminator and I can melt back together with silver stuff. *Walks to school laughing*

[OmegaZilla]

Morse, pour the lead! On fry!

[Xenokiller]

Hey Xenokiller!! Wanna get to Victorian England with your Tardis and have some Tea together?

Of fricking course! Hold on let me get the door for you *snaps fingers
Fantastic

[King Rathalos]

*King Rathalos sits in the corner sipping coffee while reading a copy of the Divine Comedy*

[Predator Queen]

Sneeks behind King Rathalos and goes invisable useing her cloak, takes his coffee and drinks it herself.

[Terx2]

Morse, pour the lead! On fry!

Shoots Morse. Takes his wallet. Runs away.