Corrupt A Wish

[chupacabras acheronsis]

i honestly cant think of how to corrupt that one...

[Skinner]

Granted, but then Aliens Vs Predator would become Aliens and Predator Super Friend Island Adventure.

I wish I was the prettiest Alien Queen of them all.

Granted but you are attacked by sixty predators.

I wish that Egg Snatcher's favorite movies were AvP, AvP R, and Alien Resurrection so now his wish is corrupted.

[Egg Snatcher]

Granted, but then Aliens Vs Predator would become Aliens and Predator Super Friend Island Adventure.

I wish I was the prettiest Alien Queen of them all.

Granted but you are attacked by sixty predators.

I wish that Egg Snatcher's favorite movies were AvP, AvP R, and Alien Resurrection so now his wish is corrupted.

You BASTARD!  

[Egg Snatcher]

Anyway;

I wish Facehuggers actually hugged faces instead of impregnating them.   

[chupacabras acheronsis]

Granted, but they still sexually molest you.

i wish i had a cooler T-shirt

[TJ Doc]

Granted, but it's too tight.

I wish for a long and happy Ewok-sex life.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

Granted, but you are still human, so it qualifies as bestiality


I wish i had a motherf**king pulse rifle in brown bess tone

[Skinner]

Granted, but it's a toy.

Granted, but it's too tight.

I wish for a long and happy Ewok-sex life.

So is that ewok picture a self portrait of you?

I wish for another giant muffin that won't kill me this time.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

Granted, but is rotten and full of worms.

I wish i was not so f**ked up in the head

[Deathbearer]

granted, now you're mentally retarded

I wish that Twilight had never been written

[Skinner]

Granted but the other books in the series had never been writtten either, thank god.

I wish the twilight movies had never been made.

[Deathbearer]

Granted, but now emo kids have nothing to do and they decide to resurrect Dracula and plunge the world into eternal darkness

I wish I had some sushi

[predalien27]

Granted, but you die of food poisining

I wish LH didn't leak that "stuff"...

[TJ Doc]

Granted... but he loses the ability to speak. 

I wish I wasn't hungry.

[predalien27]

Granted, but some German is angry with you. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aogkvXy9Jc

I wish I had a Snickers.