Corrupt A Wish

[Deadmeat]

Granted. But you are nothing without the bees!!!!!!!

I wish my character I drew would come to life and marry me.

[Predator Queen]

Granted

But she is literally just a walking piece of paper.

I wish I was not tumblr trash.

[Vickers]

Granted but you're still trash.

I wish I could drink endless amounts of cappuccino.

[Randomizer]

Granted but you will not be able to sleep or blink for the rest of your life .

I wish I was a cat .

[Wrecktangle]

Granted, but you are fatally attacked by the neighborhood dog.

I wish I was born again.

[Vickers]

Granted.

I wish I had the motivation to do anything today.